BLM Sues George Soros' Tides Foundation Because I Really Needed a Boner-Boost Today

The Black Lives Matter Global Network Foundation is suing the George Soros--backed Tides Foundation, alleging it mishandled and withheld $33.4 million in donations.

Wait, the group that spends millions on LA party-mansions and calls it "activism" is accusing someone else of mishandling donor money?

This is too rich.

So are BLM's founders.

The legal battle highlights a deepening rift within the left's activist infrastructure, pitting two of its biggest players against one another.
Key Details:
BLMGNF claims Tides withheld $33.4 million and mismanaged funds, spending at least $6 million despite ongoing litigation.
Lawyers for BLM accuse Tides of even using over $1 million of BLM's donations to fund its legal defense.
The lawsuit adds fuel to broader scrutiny of both groups: BLM for lavish spending, and Tides for acting as a conduit for radical left-wing causes.
Diving Deeper:
The Black Lives Matter Global Network Foundation (BLMGNF), once hailed as the central hub of the BLM movement, is now locked in a bitter fight with one of its closest progressive partners. In a scathing lawsuit, BLM accuses the San Francisco--based Tides Foundation--an organization long funded by leftist billionaire George Soros--of "deceptive business practices" and "egregious mismanagement" over more than $33 million in donations.
The dispute dates back to BLM's early days. When the group was founded in 2013, it lacked tax-exempt status and relied on Tides to serve as its fiscal sponsor, channeling millions in anonymous donations to local BLM chapters. That arrangement worked--until the 2020 surge in donations after George Floyd's death, when BLM raked in nearly $90 million in two years. Suddenly, its partnership with Tides turned from convenience to chaos.
According to BLM's attorney Lawrence Segal, Tides not only froze BLM's money but actively spent it. "My client now has to pay money just to get their own money back, after my client raised 100% of it," Segal told The Post. He further alleged that "more than $1 million has been spent by Tides out of my client's money just on attorney's fees -- possibly to pay their own lawyers."
The lawsuit claims Tides lumps all donor money into a $1.4 billion pool, making it impossible for groups like BLM to track their funds. "TIDES does not segregate monies. All of my client's money is apparently commingled in one giant account," Segal said.
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BLM itself has faced scandals. Out of the $90 million it raised post-Floyd, just $30 million was distributed to local groups, while tens of millions went toward salaries, investments, and controversial real estate purchases tied to co-founder Patrisse Cullors. Critics say the group became a cash machine for insiders, with Cullors' brother pocketing more than $200,000 a year as "head of security."

Wouldn't it be amazing if BLM turned out to be right and George Soros, long believed to be the generous patron of the left, turns out to be a grifter who is stealing the left's money?

I don't expect that will happen. BLM has a long history of grifting.

But what a turn that would be.

Posted by: Ace at 03:34 PM

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1 Suck it BLM!

Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at October 02, 2025 03:35 PM (5sYbz)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 02, 2025 03:35 PM (20K3i)

3 I told 'em downstairs

Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at October 02, 2025 03:35 PM (5sYbz)

4 NO. I am NOT tired of winning.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 02, 2025 03:36 PM (nbziR)

5 I saw Boner Boost open for The Sex Pistols at Dick's Last Resort in '84.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 02, 2025 03:36 PM (20K3i)

6 I love blue on blue litigation and hope both sides lose, BIGLY.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 02, 2025 03:36 PM (17s+e)

7 When two implacable evils go at each other...let 'em fight!

Posted by: Thrawn at October 02, 2025 03:37 PM (9Ovst)

8 Sorry for OT: IMPORTANT willow in last thread, starting at 175. Affects EVERYBODY with a Google account. (If you don't have one, keep it that way!)

Posted by: gp at October 02, 2025 03:37 PM (4Xl99)

9
If we started a Citizen's Lives Matter foundation, how much money would we get?

Posted by: fourseasons at October 02, 2025 03:37 PM (3ek7K)

10 Let these cocksuckers destroy each other.

Posted by: Rooting for casualties at October 02, 2025 03:37 PM (TbWk/)

11 The Black Lives Matter Global Network Foundation is suing the George Soros--backed Tides Foundation, alleging it mishandled and withheld $33.4 million in donations.
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Sounds like they fell short on buying her next mansion.

Posted by: Axeman at October 02, 2025 03:37 PM (krQz2)

12 4 NO. I am NOT tired of winning.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 02, 2025 03:36 PM (nbziR)

Better than winning? Watching your enemies reenact Karánsebes on their own turf.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 02, 2025 03:37 PM (uxZu+)

13
blue on blue on violence is best violence

Posted by: Soothsayer reads fake news headlines at October 02, 2025 03:38 PM (kzqB1)

14 7 When two implacable evils go at each other...let 'em fight!
Posted by: Thrawn at October 02, 2025 03:37 PM (9Ovst)

We must take care not to interrupt them.

Posted by: Nappy Bon at October 02, 2025 03:38 PM (uxZu+)

15 A pox on all their houses.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 02, 2025 03:39 PM (zZu0s)

16 This is good, but, when is Bondi going to act on ActBlue?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 02, 2025 03:39 PM (Dv3i1)

17 the time, it is about

Posted by: DanMan at October 02, 2025 03:39 PM (8uzBS)

18 A pox on all their houses.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 02, 2025 03:39 PM (zZu0s)
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That's pretty insensitive, seeing how many Native Americans smallpox killed.

Posted by: Axeman at October 02, 2025 03:39 PM (krQz2)

19 I suggest settling this the old way: trial by combat.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 02, 2025 03:40 PM (CwhoI)

20 Kinda like when Iraq and Iran were going at it.
Just let em fight it out

Posted by: Starship at October 02, 2025 03:40 PM (HcoTw)

21 BLM itself has faced scandals. Out of the $90 million it raised post-Floyd, just $30 million was distributed to local groups, while tens of millions went toward salaries, investments, and controversial real estate purchases tied to co-founder Patrisse Cullors. Critics say the group became a cash machine for insiders, with Cullors' brother pocketing more than $200,000 a year as "head of security."

So 2/3s was stolen at the national level.

Out of the 30M that went to local groups how much went to the people 'working' at them versus actually being spent to somehow help someone?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 02, 2025 03:40 PM (sKqQm)

22 Who has "Tides Foundation paying in full to avoid discovery"?

and who has "Soros being investigated like P Diddy to seal the records before BLM gets the discovery order"

Posted by: Kindltot at October 02, 2025 03:40 PM (rbvCR)

23
All the lawyers, who would switch sides in a heartbeat, are virtue-signaling all the way to the bank. For once, I'll say it: Go lawyers!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 02, 2025 03:40 PM (4U88C)

24 This is too rich.

So are BLM's founders.
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You had me in the first half, not gonna lie.

Posted by: ... at October 02, 2025 03:40 PM (8FFNm)

25 18 A pox on all their houses.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 02, 2025 03:39 PM (zZu0s)
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That's pretty insensitive, seeing how many Native Americans smallpox killed.

This close to Indigenous peoples day!!!!!!

Posted by: 2 Dogs at October 02, 2025 03:41 PM (HcoTw)

26 I hope the lawyers get rich and both sides get poorer. Two strippers for the price of one!

Posted by: gKWVE at October 02, 2025 03:42 PM (uxZu+)

27 Out of the 30M that went to local groups how much went to the people 'working' at them versus actually being spent to somehow help someone?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 02, 2025 03:40 PM (sKqQm)

Help someone? That was never the purpose of BLM.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 02, 2025 03:42 PM (g8Ew8)

28 Commie-on-Commie Lawfare? MOAR Please!

They might just wipe each other out ...

Schadenboner Statuzzzz: Diamond-Cutting.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Sombrero Memes Will Continue Until Morality Improves! at October 02, 2025 03:42 PM (NV+BS)

29 If I were Soros I wouldn't say anything about BLM women's hair.

Posted by: pudinhead at October 02, 2025 03:43 PM (AdHga)

30 MXM sucks.

Key details: they write their stories for absolute idiots who can’t get past first grade reading class.

Diving deeper: news outlets think this is necessary to gain readership. Either it has to be made easier to read, or broken down for stupid readers, or made into faster reads. It’s easier to condescend than it is to write quality stories.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 02, 2025 03:43 PM (EL2O4)

31 Oh, please. Tides and Open Society were BLM's sugar daddies. They got a shitload of money out of them. OSF shelled out $220m for them in 2020 alone, dwarfing the Tides investments.

Of course Daddy Soros was taking a cut of that money. A stinkin' $34m is way less a cut of the heist than a mafia boss would take, and they should consider themselves lucky gangsters.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 02, 2025 03:43 PM (BI5O2)

32 20 Kinda like when Iraq and Iran were going at it.
Just let em fight it out
Posted by: Starship at October 02, 2025 03:40 PM (HcoTw)

And hope both can lose.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 02, 2025 03:44 PM (EL2O4)

33
A wise man has been telling You People for months: Democrats think they are just one viral video away from getting back on top, again.

Here we are again, Democrats are making cringe videos in lame attempts to go viral, but, again, are just getting mocked for being lolcows.

Here is Jessica Tarlov's doppleganger's attempt at a viral video:

https://is.gd/od8OFj

Posted by: Soothsayer reads fake news headlines at October 02, 2025 03:44 PM (kzqB1)

34 This is like two deranged, necrotic whores standing in a vat of vomit slapping each other in the face with their own leaking colons. Can I buy tickets to watch?

On a more serious note: Why does BLM lack tax-exempt status? That's why it needed Tides in the first place. BLM was basically laundering tax-exempt donations through Tides.

And how is this arrangement legal? If nothing else, it's tax fraud.

This should be looked at hard by DOJ.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 02, 2025 03:44 PM (iFTx/)

35 It would be a good comic I think, grifter vs grifter.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 02, 2025 03:44 PM (rvwwT)

36 Ha.
Just...Ha!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 02, 2025 03:44 PM (2WIwB)

37
It's like the Corleones and the Tataglias.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 02, 2025 03:45 PM (tgvbd)

38 BREAKING: ERs in red states are overwhelmed with schadenboners exceeding 4 hours!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at October 02, 2025 03:45 PM (6U1c2)

39 So does this mean Soros/Tides is racist or does it make BLM MAGA adjacent?

Posted by: Ripley at October 02, 2025 03:45 PM (GUOwU)

40
Holy shit! WTFF?

Did you see that?

I cued it up:

Why Do They All Look Like This?!?!?

https://is.gd/xhvU5A

Posted by: Soothsayer reads fake news headlines at October 02, 2025 03:46 PM (kzqB1)

41 Do they serve chicken nuggets in a court room?

Posted by: pudinhead at October 02, 2025 03:46 PM (AdHga)

42 A wise man has been telling You People for months: Democrats think they are just one viral video away from getting back on top, again.

Here we are again, Democrats are making cringe videos in lame attempts to go viral, but, again, are just getting mocked for being lolcows.

Here is Jessica Tarlov's doppleganger's attempt at a viral video:

https://is.gd/od8OFj
Posted by: Soothsayer reads fake news headlines at October 02, 2025 03:44 PM (kzqB1)

Not so sure the former powers in the party share that particular delusion. They seem awful quiet and the resistance seems to come from the leftists thug wing alone.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 02, 2025 03:46 PM (8avO+)

43 What a shame.

Don't you just "hate" to see this level of acrimony between 2 such "upstanding" members of the activist community (/sarc)?

Excuse me while I go pop another metric shit ton of poporn....

-SLV

Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at October 02, 2025 03:46 PM (e/Osv)

44 I can't believe people gave 90 million dollars to these people to do... wait... what were they supposed to do with the money?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 02, 2025 03:46 PM (rvwwT)

45

Big Black Cocks Matter!

Posted by: Nancy Peelousy at October 02, 2025 03:46 PM (vQLCa)

46 So is BLM doing this because their USAID grift was cancelled?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 02, 2025 03:47 PM (sKqQm)

47
lololol, how hilarious is it that Jessica Tarlov is the tranny's "model" of how a female Democrat should look.

Posted by: Soothsayer reads fake news headlines at October 02, 2025 03:47 PM (kzqB1)

48 And how is this arrangement legal? If nothing else, it's tax fraud.

This should be looked at hard by DOJ.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 02, 2025 03:44 PM (iFTx/)

If those got to politics it could be election fraud too.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 02, 2025 03:47 PM (8avO+)

49 Sorry for OT: IMPORTANT willow in last thread, starting at 175. Affects EVERYBODY with a Google account. (If you don't have one, keep it that way!)

As a professional techie, that sounds like garbage. Google AI is well known to be the most retarded of the models.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 02, 2025 03:48 PM (2ocoG)

50 I can't believe people gave 90 million dollars to these people to do... wait... what were they supposed to do with the money?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 02, 2025 03:46 PM (rvwwT)

Guilt money means nobody cares what happens to it.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 02, 2025 03:49 PM (8avO+)

51 I still can't believe it's been over 9 years since a BLM activist shot and killed 5 police officers.

Posted by: mishdog at October 02, 2025 03:49 PM (Mfik9)

52 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 02, 2025 03:49 PM (Wnv9h)

53 Out of the 30M that went to local groups how much went to the people 'working' at them versus actually being spent to somehow help someone?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 02, 2025 03:40 PM (sKqQm)
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$0.00.
None of it.
Not a single cent.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 02, 2025 03:49 PM (17s+e)

54 So is BLM doing this because their USAID grift was cancelled?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 02, 2025 03:47 PM (sKqQm)
____

I had the same thought. I suspect this dispute has been simmering for some time, but as long as some money was rolling in, it wasn't that important. I suspect the sudden end of USAID and other grifts changed that.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 02, 2025 03:50 PM (iFTx/)

55 If Farrakhan is still non senile I can hear him screaming "Jew Soros is stealing black folks money". Maybe Sharpton will say it .
This could get ugly

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 02, 2025 03:50 PM (A2I8b)

56 Sorry for OT: IMPORTANT willow in last thread, starting at 175. Affects EVERYBODY with a Google account. (If you don't have one, keep it that way!)

As a professional techie, that sounds like garbage. Google AI is well known to be the most retarded of the models.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 02, 2025 03:48 PM (2ocoG)

usually to trigger an exploit you have to "run" the file in some way not just have it sitting on a drive or google drive.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 02, 2025 03:50 PM (8avO+)

57 Do they mention baby oil in the filing?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 02, 2025 03:51 PM (YlWIZ)

58 A pox on all their houses.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 02, 2025 03:39 PM (zZu0s)
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That's a lot of houses

Posted by: ... at October 02, 2025 03:51 PM (E0p3T)

59 8 Sorry for OT: IMPORTANT willow in last thread, starting at 175. Affects EVERYBODY with a Google account. (If you don't have one, keep it that way!)
Posted by: gp at October 02, 2025 03:37 PM

You got this from an AI? And you're assuming it's not just a hallucination? No AI is smart enough to 'admit' anything because no 'AI' has any knowledge at all. It's just likely strings of words. I'm not saying it's disproven, only that I can't tell what it is that Google is supposedly doing, based only on your hyperbolic posts.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at October 02, 2025 03:51 PM (LKAh7)

60 Do they mention menthol cigarettes in the filing?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 02, 2025 03:52 PM (YlWIZ)

61 If Farrakhan is still non senile
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Was he ever not senile?

Posted by: Bulg at October 02, 2025 03:52 PM (77rzZ)

62 And so it begins.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at October 02, 2025 03:52 PM (WvZaB)

63 ...let them fight.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at October 02, 2025 03:53 PM (OUMaO)

64 Is a Nigerian prince one of the plaintiffs?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 02, 2025 03:53 PM (YlWIZ)

65 Wonder if this claim gives DoJ an excuse to examine the behavior of both these groups ....

Posted by: Oldcat at October 02, 2025 03:53 PM (8avO+)

66 Can they both lose?

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 02, 2025 03:53 PM (Y5PQs)

67 I'd love Tides to counterclaim against these filthy moochers on the grounds that BLM lied to Tides about the use of the funds. "BLM assured us they were a real charity. They lied. They were stealing all their donors' money. We can't release funds donated in good faith under those circumstances."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 02, 2025 03:53 PM (iFTx/)

68 Yeah, progs wont ever admit it, but all along their Belief in Good Government is really just an angle to grab some bag.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at October 02, 2025 03:53 PM (6qf1m)

69 wait... what were they supposed to do with the money?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 02, 2025 03:46 PM (rvwwT)

Strongarm elected officials, racketeering, blackmail, fund civilian "armies", the usual.

Posted by: ... at October 02, 2025 03:54 PM (E0p3T)

70 Of course Hillary has nothing to do with it, bigot.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 02, 2025 03:54 PM (YlWIZ)

71 Any pro wrestling match there has to be someone you like and someone you hate. Hating both sides does not work. In this case though, may there be casualties on both sides.

Posted by: Hogan vs. Iron Sheik at October 02, 2025 03:54 PM (oftw2)

72 60 Do they mention menthol cigarettes in the filing?
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 02, 2025 03:52 PM (YlWIZ)

I think the definition of "onesies" has different meanings for each group.

For BLM, it's single cigarettes.

For the Tides folks, it just feeds their pedo inclivities.

Sorry for that imagery horde...

-SLV

Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at October 02, 2025 03:54 PM (e/Osv)

73 LOL get fucked

Posted by: steevy at October 02, 2025 03:54 PM (YwEeS)

74 The way the left exists in only the "now", it wouldn't surprise me to watch them rabidly chew on Soros' hand.

And fuck him anyway. Alot

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at October 02, 2025 03:54 PM (gda3V)

75 The Black Lives Matter Global Network Foundation is suing the George Soros--backed Tides Foundation, alleging it mishandled and withheld $33.4 million in donations.

LoL!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 02, 2025 03:54 PM (HiSXk)

76 usually to trigger an exploit you have to "run" the file in some way not just have it sitting on a drive or google drive.

Also on computers Drive can't upload/download anything unless you install the specific Google Drive app for your OS.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 02, 2025 03:55 PM (2ocoG)

77 For BLM, it's single cigarettes.

I thought those were "loosies."

Posted by: Bulg at October 02, 2025 03:55 PM (77rzZ)

78 Wait. What … so it's just about MONEY and not 'Holy Mutha the URF!' …? Oh. You're right - this is 'BLM' … 'Bring Lotsa Money', not 'BLM', the 'Beneficial Little Movement' (no, don't go gettin' all scatological now, 'kay …

Posted by: Dr_No at October 02, 2025 03:55 PM (ayRl+)

79
New white liberal news episode:

https://is.gd/QdwaRs

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 02, 2025 03:55 PM (kzqB1)

80 77 For BLM, it's single cigarettes.

I thought those were "loosies."
Posted by: Bulg at October 02, 2025 03:55 PM (77rzZ)

I think my distinction between BLM and Tides still holds even with that term...

-SLV

Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at October 02, 2025 03:56 PM (e/Osv)

81 What's that saying about movements? Starts out as a cause, then becomes a business, then a grift. Ok, that's not quite right and I'm too lazy to look it up. Got to go to work. I'm 'essential' till December, anyway. Or February.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 02, 2025 03:56 PM (HiSXk)

82 Do they mention menthol cigarettes in the filing?
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 02, 2025 03:52 PM (YlWIZ)

Any purple drank?

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 02, 2025 03:57 PM (g8Ew8)

83
lol @ hawktuah jeffries

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 02, 2025 03:57 PM (kzqB1)

84 ***The lawsuit claims Tides lumps all donor money into a $1.4 billion pool, making it impossible for groups like BLM to track their funds. "TIDES does not segregate monies. All of my client's money is apparently commingled in one giant account," Segal said.
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So, TIDES didn't launder the money for them or TIDES money laundering fees were exorbitant?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 02, 2025 03:57 PM (GNu/9)

85 Release the FBI CPAs! CC IRS! Levee! Attach! Collect the government's money!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 02, 2025 03:57 PM (YlWIZ)

86 tarts out as a cause, then becomes a business, then a grift.
Posted by: Puddleglum

I've heard the third stage as "racket," but "grift" works, too.

Posted by: Bulg at October 02, 2025 03:58 PM (77rzZ)

87 For BLM, it's single cigarettes.

I thought those were "loosies."
Posted by: Bulg at October 02, 2025 03:55 PM (77rzZ)

Get you killed in NYC

Posted by: Zombie Eric Garner at October 02, 2025 03:58 PM (TbWk/)

88 Duh, if you give money to a foundation, they're not giving it back, Moose out front should have told you BLM

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 02, 2025 03:59 PM (rvwwT)

89 Like the ravager code we steel from everybody

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at October 02, 2025 03:59 PM (bXbFr)

90 Another trick you can try is to examine/clean up files on the google drives from PCs on an Android and vice versa if you are worried. Exploits are very OS and machine dependent so a PC virus file would just fail on an android.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 02, 2025 04:00 PM (8avO+)

91 Here is Jessica Tarlov's doppleganger's attempt at a viral video:

https://is.gd/od8OFj

So that is Tim "Sarah" McBride looking for Republicans on Capitol Hill. At one point she peeks into an office and asks "Is my* Johnson here?" It's under your skirt, sir.

*maybe she said Mike

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 02, 2025 04:00 PM (Dv3i1)

92 usually to trigger an exploit you have to "run" the file in some way not just have it sitting on a drive or google drive.

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I appreciate you not using the trigger-word "execute" there.

/

Posted by: ShainS -- The Sombrero Memes Will Continue Until Morality Improves! at October 02, 2025 04:00 PM (HI/Zw)

93 "Every great cause begins as a movement, becomes a business, and eventually degenerates into a racket."
-- Eric Hoffer

Posted by: Quotable quotes at October 02, 2025 04:00 PM (TbWk/)

94 "When it lacked tax exempt status" means that the group has to pay taxes on all donations, except it did not.

Posted by: wferrin at October 02, 2025 04:00 PM (Agb4N)

95 ***The lawsuit claims Tides lumps all donor money into a $1.4 billion pool, making it impossible for groups like BLM to track their funds. "TIDES does not segregate monies. All of my client's money is apparently commingled in one giant account," Segal said.
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So, TIDES didn't launder the money for them or TIDES money laundering fees were exorbitant?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 02, 2025 03:57 PM (GNu/9)

Still could be tracked. Your moneys in minus your moneys out minus fees and such is your share of the pool.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 02, 2025 04:01 PM (8avO+)

96 Here’s a radical thought: instead of using Tides as a cutout, Bowel Latrine Movement could have accepted the donations themselves. They just would have had to pay taxes on it. Bwaahaaahaaa oh who am I kidding. I crack myself up!

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 02, 2025 04:01 PM (7pXVq)

97
"Every great cause begins as a movement, becomes a business, and eventually degenerates into a racket."
-- Eric Hoffer

Posted by: Quotable quotes at October 02, 2025 04:00 PM (TbWk/)

So this is one of my favorites quotes. It's as close to an iron law of politics as you're ever likely to find.

But BLM was never a great cause, or a business. It was an out-and-out racket from the jump.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 02, 2025 04:01 PM (BI5O2)

98 Blue on Blue.
Love to see it!

Posted by: redridinghood at October 02, 2025 04:01 PM (NpAcC)

99 @ 33 A wise man has been telling You People for months: Democrats think they are just one viral video away from getting back on top, again.
Here we are again, Democrats are making cringe videos in lame attempts to go viral, but, again, are just getting mocked for being lolcows.
Here is Jessica Tarlov's doppleganger's attempt at a viral video:
https://is.gd/od8OFj
___________________________________

They need to make something 'sensitive' about 'Holy Mutha the URF!' with Li'l Greta and her band of Holy Rovers trying to bring 'aid et succor' to the Fictional Paleostinians. That's always a big seller … wait … what do you mean, no? Where'd you learn to talk like that? Does your mama know you use that kinda langwitch …?

Posted by: Dr_No at October 02, 2025 04:02 PM (ayRl+)

100 But BLM was never a great cause, or a business. It was an out-and-out racket from the jump.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 02, 2025 04:01 PM (BI5O2)

Absolutely. Pure grift straight off the rip.

Posted by: Quite a con they ran at October 02, 2025 04:03 PM (TbWk/)

101 I first read BLMGNF as BLMLOLGF. After reading the post I am still reading that as BLMLOLGF. I can't wait until the Left's gets hit with a RICO investigation;l. These rats will then move on from stealing each other bread to the greatest game of under the bus you go. UTBYGLOLGF.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at October 02, 2025 04:03 PM (Kicn9)

102 Damn...not a single 'Sue like the wind!'.

Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2025 04:03 PM (+2Z9P)

103 lololol, how hilarious is it that Jessica Tarlov is the tranny's "model" of how a female Democrat should look.
Posted by: Soothsayer reads fake news headlines at October 02, 2025 03:47 PM (kzqB1)

When that clip first came on, I thought "she" might be a trannie.

Now that I've watched the whole thing, I'm sure that "she" is.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 02, 2025 04:04 PM (iJfKG)

104 You might find out that it takes a grifter to know a grifter?

Posted by: DaveK at October 02, 2025 04:05 PM (zAQ/x)

105 Hey, Garrett, how goes the pinball machine rehabbing lately?

Posted by: Bulg at October 02, 2025 04:06 PM (77rzZ)

106 Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 02, 2025 04:00 PM (Dv3i1)

Since the government is supposed to be shut down, who is "Jessica" McBride supposed to find?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 02, 2025 04:06 PM (Nx5jP)

107 Snort.

https://tinyurl.com/y9setpft

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 02, 2025 04:07 PM (rvwwT)

108 For one, I don't have to root for injuries to both sides, because it's a given!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 02, 2025 04:07 PM (tT6L1)

109 One o them bitches got a nice property at the top of Topanga canyon CA.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 02, 2025 04:07 PM (lyYfb)

110 Seems like the Epstein Files has fallen off the Earth

Lisa Murkowski seems to have some entanglement with Ghislaine Maxwell and her husband's business interests.

Posted by: SMOD at October 02, 2025 04:07 PM (RHGPo)

111 So....

How can a poor, underemployed attorney get in on collecting some of this sweet, sweet blue on blue action?

I would happily represent the ACLU or SPLC in a lawsuit against Soros... or vice versa.

Low, low hourly rates, too! 500 an hour, 250 grand retainer up front! Guarantee I will work hard to earn that retainer!

Posted by: SimoHayek at October 02, 2025 04:07 PM (8uD/U)

112 A few years ago there were a few articles the BLM hadn't ever filed tax forms for tje hundreds of millions they got given to them and where it went.
Bet they still haven't and now suing for mor money?

Posted by: Skip at October 02, 2025 04:08 PM (G2Cb+)

113 We know from mike benz that open society startsd as a tax dodge in south africa

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at October 02, 2025 04:08 PM (bXbFr)

114
I has stupid question: Why is the Capitol building still open?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 02, 2025 04:08 PM (kzqB1)

115 Maybe someone told BLM that the Tides Foundation were the real racists.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 02, 2025 04:08 PM (uxZu+)

116 I don't get Mr. McBride's rant there either. The House passed its bill, it can't do anything until the Senate acts on it by passing or sending something back to the House.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 02, 2025 04:09 PM (rvwwT)

117 Seems like the Epstein Files has fallen off the Earth

Lisa Murkowski seems to have some entanglement with Ghislaine Maxwell and her husband's business interests.
Posted by: SMOD at October 02, 2025 04:07 PM (RHGPo)

*weeping*

Say it ain't so, Snow Bear. Say it ain't so!!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 02, 2025 04:09 PM (iJfKG)

118
One o them bitches got a nice property at the top of Topanga canyon CA.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 02, 2025 04:07 PM (lyYfb)

LOL, that place is very, very, black. The only way to get blacker might be if she moves to Boulder, CO.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 02, 2025 04:09 PM (BI5O2)

119 All the Dems have is performative BS. The congresswoman babbling about Trump's fitness, McBride being an idiot , Swalwell posting stupid vids. If Dem voters can't see through this they are as dumb as we all thought

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 02, 2025 04:10 PM (A2I8b)

120 Hakeem "The Dream" Jeffries caught a terminal case of the Trump's with that sombrero dis.

Forever more it is "Habanero Hakeem the Jalapeno Dream."

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at October 02, 2025 04:10 PM (Kicn9)

121 One o them bitches got a nice property at the top of Topanga canyon CA.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 02, 2025 04:07 PM (lyYfb)

LOL, that place is very, very, black. The only way to get blacker might be if she moves to Boulder, CO.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 02, 2025 04:09 PM (BI5O2)

I got a cat from a shelter near there, no actually 2.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 02, 2025 04:12 PM (8avO+)

122 If you are a grifter grifting grifters are you a meta-grifter?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 02, 2025 04:12 PM (0sNs1)

123 I had to read it again. On first glance I was wondering what the Bureau of Land Management might be able to do.

Posted by: Area_Man at October 02, 2025 04:12 PM (JZYQ0)

124 Attention Dierctor Bobdi: send an intern to the depositions. You're welcome.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 02, 2025 04:13 PM (YlWIZ)

125
If you are a grifter grifting grifters are you a meta-grifter?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 02, 2025 04:12 PM (0sNs1)

Nah, just a member of the American ruling class, a new species of human classified as "obligate crimivores," who simply must steal from anyone they encounter, including one another.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 02, 2025 04:13 PM (BI5O2)

126 Need to freeze both of their assets and bank accounts until this is settled. Like in 2037.

Posted by: Reforger at October 02, 2025 04:13 PM (YctIS)

127 You want boobs? 'rons I give you boobs.
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

LMAO! The Lee County, Florida sheriff is EMBARRASSING the criminals and thugs they arrest online

Florida does it best

https://tinyurl.com/48taz4rz

Posted by: redridinghood at October 02, 2025 04:14 PM (NpAcC)

128 BLM has lawyers. Huh.

Posted by: wth at October 02, 2025 04:14 PM (v0R5T)

129 I'm still trying to fully understand the difference between "grift" and "graft."

Posted by: Bulg at October 02, 2025 04:14 PM (77rzZ)

130 "....withheld $33.4 million in donations"

That's literally pocket change to soros. There is something else going on here.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 02, 2025 04:14 PM (0N4FZ)

131 >Lisa Murkowski seems to have some entanglement with Ghislaine Maxwell and her husband's business interests.
----

and she voted against Hung Cow's appointment

that guy needs a name change

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Don't shut me down, bro at October 02, 2025 04:14 PM (AOsQT)

132 129 I'm still trying to fully understand the difference between "grift" and "graft."
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Yeah, me too.

Posted by: pudinhead at October 02, 2025 04:14 PM (AdHga)

133 Purely coincidental that as the DOGE cuts reduce the amount of tax dollars being tossed about like candy from the firetruck in a 4th of July parade, the grifters are fighting each other over what money is still available.

Posted by: davidt at October 02, 2025 04:14 PM (i0F8b)

134 that place is very, very, black.

Really? Who knew. Used to know a Czech guy who restored Hispano-Suizas etc up there.
Yknow that pic of Henry Ford in an Indianapolis 500 racer? He had that picture- and That Car underneath it!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 02, 2025 04:15 PM (XQuPc)

135 Can they both lose?
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 02, 2025 03:53 PM (Y5PQs)

You missed a great opportunity to sock zombie Henry Kissinger.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 02, 2025 04:15 PM (/HDaX)

136 nobody has much understanding of where soros's $ comes from same as epstein

Posted by: n at October 02, 2025 04:15 PM (ubf3w)

137 Old Clint Eastwood trick getting your enemies to fear each other.

Posted by: dreamingrobot at October 02, 2025 04:15 PM (EyfuW)

138 Its means something different in vietnamese

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at October 02, 2025 04:15 PM (bXbFr)

139
I'm still trying to fully understand the difference between "grift" and "graft."

Posted by: Bulg at October 02, 2025 04:14 PM (77rzZ)

A grift is a con-job, graft is kickbacks. All the obligate crimivores do both a hundred times a day.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 02, 2025 04:15 PM (BI5O2)

140 Both those guys have nice tits.

Posted by: wth at October 02, 2025 04:15 PM (v0R5T)

141 I had to read it again. On first glance I was wondering what the Bureau of Land Management might be able to do.
Posted by: Area_Man

Aren't they the ones who went after the Bundys?

Posted by: Bulg at October 02, 2025 04:15 PM (77rzZ)

142 I'm still trying to fully understand the difference between "grift" and "graft."

Posted by: Bulg

dictionary?

Posted by: n at October 02, 2025 04:15 PM (ubf3w)

143 Veruca is as corrupt as the day is long

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at October 02, 2025 04:15 PM (bXbFr)

144 The important question needs to be asked:

How much popcorn should I have on hand for this?

Posted by: NR Pax at October 02, 2025 04:16 PM (l3pKY)

145 Oh no!!!

Enceladus has a case of the Harvey Weinsteins.

And Earth is the ficus!!!!

Via Insty

Saturn’s moon Enceladus is shooting out organic molecules that could help create life

Posted by: naturalfake at October 02, 2025 04:16 PM (iJfKG)

146 95 ***The lawsuit claims Tides lumps all donor money into a $1.4 billion pool, making it impossible for groups like BLM to track their funds. "TIDES does not segregate monies. All of my client's money is apparently commingled in one giant account," Segal said.
---------

So, TIDES didn't launder the money for them or TIDES money laundering fees were exorbitant?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 02, 2025 03:57 PM (GNu/9)
_______________________________

Funny that $1.4 Billion is almost the exact amount Soros lost investing in Rivian EV's. Funnier still was Biden finalizing a $6 Billion + loan to Rivian in the final week of his presidency. And, even more funny that Rivian keeps showing a net loss and is destined to perish.

Posted by: Orson at October 02, 2025 04:16 PM (dIske)

147 Grift is a verb graft is the noun

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at October 02, 2025 04:16 PM (bXbFr)

148 Want to see the discovery provided in this case.

Most likely it will settle before.

This is just a shakedown.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 02, 2025 04:16 PM (vK/Ja)

149 129 I'm still trying to fully understand the difference between "grift" and "graft."

Checking the dictionary, graft appears to be a subset of grifting.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 02, 2025 04:16 PM (/HDaX)

150 So is BLM doing this because their USAID grift was cancelled?
Posted by: 18-1

Tides and its storefront operations rake in USAID grants, launders it, takes a cut, then passes on a good chunk to its commie terrorists subordinates.

So, yes

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 02, 2025 04:16 PM (/lPRQ)

151 Gatting Sporty over in Jolly Ol' England, today.

Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2025 04:17 PM (+2Z9P)

152 Saturn’s moon Enceladus is shooting out organic molecules that could help create life
---------------
If you need some wall paper paste, I'm your guy.

Posted by: pudinhead at October 02, 2025 04:17 PM (AdHga)

153 I'm still trying to fully understand the difference between "grift" and "graft."
-----------
Yeah, me too.

Posted by: pudinhead at October 02, 2025 04:14 PM (AdHga)

They get used interchangeably and graft is a form of grift.

Grift is to lie and cheat and hornswaggle, a la the GOP.

Graft is the payouts one can earn due to such cheating, or just by getting elected, a la the GOP.

Posted by: ... at October 02, 2025 04:17 PM (8FFNm)

154 140 Both those guys have nice tits.
Posted by: wth at October 02, 2025 04:15 PM (v0R5T)

Those definitely aren't "socialist" bewbs, as per the Nork definition.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 02, 2025 04:17 PM (9Ovst)

155 "BLMGNF claims Tides withheld $33.4 million and mismanaged funds, spending at least $6 million despite ongoing litigation."

Only the lawyers are going to come out ahead in this mess, good!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 02, 2025 04:17 PM (0N4FZ)

156 So grifters graft.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 02, 2025 04:17 PM (kTd/k)

157 whatever happened to that andrea tantaros chick form fox?

she was here then she wasn't here

Posted by: n at October 02, 2025 04:17 PM (ubf3w)

158 graft is kickbacks- very straightforward

grift is sneakier, more elaborate- like a running con

unless I'm wrong

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Don't shut me down, bro at October 02, 2025 04:18 PM (AOsQT)

159 Who oh yeah

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at October 02, 2025 04:18 PM (bXbFr)

160 Can we wish for both to lose? Discovery will be lit.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Pickle Queen of AK at October 02, 2025 04:18 PM (urtE/)

161 So Graft is a noun while Grift is a verb, rite?

Posted by: pudinhead at October 02, 2025 04:18 PM (AdHga)

162 Another reminder: one of the BLM top brass is a white woman terrorist Marxist who was part of the Weather Underground. I think she was one of the terrorists Clinton pardoned.

When I found that out, I was like, ah no wonder the summer of love was so loved up. With hate. It came from the top down.

BLM vs Soros, who will survive? Betting odds are tough.

Posted by: LizLem at October 02, 2025 04:18 PM (gWBY1)

163 Couldn't tell ya. Haven't watched Fox since I figured out I'm not a fucking retard. About 20 years back.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 02, 2025 04:18 PM (BI5O2)

164 >>So grifters graft.

Grifters Get Graft.

Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2025 04:19 PM (+2Z9P)

165 Susan rosenberg

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at October 02, 2025 04:19 PM (bXbFr)

166 Quick, put Enceladus on Zoom.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 02, 2025 04:19 PM (uxZu+)

167 and she voted against Hung Cow's appointment

that guy needs a name change
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Don't shut me down, bro at October 02, 2025 04:14 PM (AOsQT)

Yes, I suggest Hung Bul.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 02, 2025 04:19 PM (uWKK8)

168 136 nobody has much understanding of where soros's $ comes from same as epstein
Posted by: n at October 02, 2025 04:15 PM (ubf3w)

Soros is easy. Art works, wedding rings and fillings. Then some investments in shorting some currencies.

Posted by: Reforger at October 02, 2025 04:19 PM (YctIS)

169 Can I offer a bounty to anyone that can provide evidence of a BLM project that provided significant assistance to anyone?

At all?

Ever?

Posted by: PARKER at October 02, 2025 04:19 PM (hJWil)

170 I has stupid question: Why is the Capitol building still open?
Posted by: Soothsayer
......

Cuz they are ESSENTIAL. Why I don't know what I'd do if it were closed. Probably cry or something.

Posted by: wth at October 02, 2025 04:20 PM (v0R5T)

171 May 19th movement to kellogg foundation sigh tony the tiger

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at October 02, 2025 04:20 PM (bXbFr)

172 Sooo...since "Non-Tax Exempt BLM" was really only using Tides to "Wash" the funds, keeping them from owing taxes on them. Can't both be charged for money laundering/fraud, and the IRS jump in and sort it all out? Keeping of course the costs and resulting Taxes...

Posted by: birddog at October 02, 2025 04:21 PM (s5LY2)

173 BLM.....I wonder if they have a non-rap theme song.

Preferably wothout the repeated use of the word 'ho.'

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 02, 2025 04:21 PM (Sco7b)

174 Are grift and/or graft essential or non-essential?

Posted by: davidt at October 02, 2025 04:21 PM (i0F8b)

175 Diane Lane was hot.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Posted by: Bulg at October 02, 2025 04:22 PM (77rzZ)

176 >>>It's a dose of Viagra for the soul.

It's a Bold, Black Coffee for the Blade's Backside

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 02, 2025 04:22 PM (i24o9)

177 Hung Schlong?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 02, 2025 04:22 PM (A2I8b)

178 175 Diane Lane was hot.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Posted by: Bulg at October 02, 2025 04:22 PM (77rzZ)

I see the operative word *was* there. The Wall comes for all.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 02, 2025 04:22 PM (9Ovst)

179
Stipulated youf honor

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at October 02, 2025 04:22 PM (bXbFr)

180 So Graft is a noun while Grift is a verb, rite?

Posted by: pudinhead at October 02, 2025 04:18 PM (AdHga)

I think so. Then you have the brits who use "graft" to mean work hard, which makes it even more confusing. But they're gay.

Graft is like what you get from skimming. But it's not really skimming in government anymore, it's the whole kaboodle. So where they used to say they were "redistributing" money and would, and then take some for themselves, now they say they're redistributing money and put it straight into their own pockets.

Posted by: ... at October 02, 2025 04:22 PM (8FFNm)

181 Big Naturals

Posted by: moobs at October 02, 2025 04:22 PM (v0R5T)

182
BLM.....I wonder if they have a non-rap theme song.

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"Take The Money and Run"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 02, 2025 04:23 PM (BI5O2)

183 Can I offer a bounty to anyone that can provide evidence of a BLM project that provided significant assistance to anyone?

At all?

Ever?

Posted by: PARKER at October 02, 2025 04:19 PM (hJWil)

You don't think laying out pallets of bricks is legitimate work?

Posted by: ... at October 02, 2025 04:23 PM (8FFNm)

184

graft noun (INFLUENCE)
[ U ] mainly US
the act of getting money or advantage through the dishonest use of political power and influence:

Grifters are often described as small-time lawbreakers who have a knack for swindling, tricking, and deceiving others, also known as "grifting."

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Don't shut me down, bro at October 02, 2025 04:23 PM (AOsQT)

185 Gatting Sporty over in Jolly Ol' England, today.
Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2025 04:17 PM

Not many gats in the UK, or it'd be getting sportier.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 02, 2025 04:23 PM (4mqJe)

186 I see the operative word *was* there. The Wall comes for all.
Posted by: Thrawn

To be honest, I haven't seen any recent pics of her. So the "was" was there to hedge my bets.

Posted by: Bulg at October 02, 2025 04:23 PM (77rzZ)

187 178 175 Diane Lane was hot.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Posted by: Bulg at October 02, 2025 04:22 PM (77rzZ)

I see the operative word *was* there. The Wall comes for all.
Posted by: Thrawn at October 02, 2025 04:22 PM (9Ovst)

If the "Stars Then and Now" posts that keep coming up on my FacePlant account are to be believed, she's still quite attractive for her age.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 02, 2025 04:24 PM (LxER7)

188 Diane Lane is 60 and still good looking

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 02, 2025 04:24 PM (A2I8b)

189 So all the open parks are closed? Such as Vally Forge where it's really just open spaces and parking lots off the road for walking or riding bikes?

Posted by: Skip at October 02, 2025 04:24 PM (G2Cb+)

190 >>> So that is Tim "Sarah" McBride looking for Republicans on Capitol Hill. At one point she peeks into an office and asks "Is my* Johnson here?" It's under your skirt, sir.

So dumb. Phones are a great invention, as is email. I hate all this political theater, it's tiring.

Did you check the woman's bathroom? Oh wait...

Posted by: LizLem at October 02, 2025 04:24 PM (gWBY1)

191 i think andrea me-too’d someone at fox

Posted by: cherries in season at October 02, 2025 04:24 PM (8ocT3)

192 They're claiming they found Emilia Earhart again. I think this is about the 15th time they've found her.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 02, 2025 04:24 PM (abIsI)

193
BLM:

Butt
Loads
Money

Posted by: Joe Mama at October 02, 2025 04:25 PM (2sMLA)

194 Diane Lane was hot.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Posted by: Bulg at October 02, 2025 04:22 PM (77rzZ)

Along the same lines-

Jane Fonda apparently turned into a man.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1973435532459044936

Old, drunk, and of indeterminate sex with long white hairs growing off the end of your nose is no way to go thru life, "lady".

Posted by: naturalfake at October 02, 2025 04:25 PM (iJfKG)

195
Any executive at Fox who sleeps with or makes advances on the """talent""" is at least morally guilty of something. You shouldn't be banging retarded people.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 02, 2025 04:25 PM (BI5O2)

196 i think andrea me-too’d someone at fox
Posted by: cherries

it was roger whathisname, however she was kaiser sozed out of the world, shes nowhere to be found now

Posted by: n at October 02, 2025 04:25 PM (ubf3w)

197 192 They're claiming they found Emilia Earhart again. I think this is about the 15th time they've found her.
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Emilia or her plane? Doubt there are any Emilia pieces left.

Posted by: pudinhead at October 02, 2025 04:25 PM (AdHga)

198 They're claiming they found Emilia Earhart again. I think this is about the 15th time they've found her.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

She's long gone, down long-defunct coconut crabs' digestive tracts.

Posted by: Bulg at October 02, 2025 04:25 PM (77rzZ)

199 think andrea me-too’d someone at fox

Posted by: cherries in season at October 02, 2025 04:24 PM (8ocT3)

Gutfeld

Posted by: ... at October 02, 2025 04:25 PM (8FFNm)

200 I hope Earhart brings back Elvis.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 02, 2025 04:25 PM (uxZu+)

201
About a week ago I randomly mentioned Glen Miller's lost plane was never found. Believed to have gone down over/near English Channel.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 02, 2025 04:26 PM (kzqB1)

202 I'm still trying to fully understand the difference between "grift" and "graft."
Posted by: Bulg at October 02, 2025 04:14 PM

Don't forget us.

Posted by: Greft, Groft, Gruft, and Gryft at October 02, 2025 04:27 PM (0sNs1)

203 >>> 185 Gatting Sporty over in Jolly Ol' England, today.
Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2025 04:17 PM

Not many gats in the UK, or it'd be getting sportier.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 02, 2025 04:23 PM (4mqJe)

Would it be wrong for OrangeManBad to distribute some goodies covertly? The Brit Clowns would probably blame OMG Russia even if they knew better.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 02, 2025 04:27 PM (ULPxl)

204 Maxwell House Coffee is changing it's name to Maxwell Apartment Coffee in a move to apparently acknowledge that their customers have Master degrees in social work. Way to go, way to rub their noses in their life choices. Tranny spokeshole has to be on deck.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at October 02, 2025 04:27 PM (Kicn9)

205 pi]197 192 They're claiming they found Emilia Earhart again. I think this is about the 15th time they've found her.
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Emilia or her plane? Doubt there are any Emilia pieces left.
Posted by: pudinhead

They didn't say. Probably a piece of scrap aluminum or a tossed beer can.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 02, 2025 04:27 PM (abIsI)

206 Jane Fonda apparently turned into a man.
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Who knew Barbarella would end up Maude?

Posted by: pudinhead at October 02, 2025 04:27 PM (AdHga)

207 Posted by: Greft, Groft, Gruft, and Gryft

You left out the Welsh version: Grwft.

Posted by: Bulg at October 02, 2025 04:28 PM (77rzZ)

208 You don't think laying out pallets of bricks is legitimate work?
Posted by: ... at October 02, 2025 04:23 PM (8FFNm)
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Odds are that either OSF or Tides Foundation provided those.

Buy Large Mansions got its money mainly after the riots were in full swing.

Posted by: Axeman at October 02, 2025 04:28 PM (krQz2)

209 Magnificent Diane Lane singing in Streets of Fire is strong.

Posted by: Kingsman at October 02, 2025 04:28 PM (ehY6c)

210 Everyone knows that Emilia got sucked into a black hole, like that Malaysian jet.

Posted by: Bulg at October 02, 2025 04:29 PM (77rzZ)

211 BLM raised a fuck of a lot more money "post-Floyd" than $90 million.

More like a billion dollars.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 02, 2025 04:29 PM (/RHNq)

212 Would it be wrong for OrangeManBad to distribute some goodies covertly? The Brit Clowns would probably blame OMG Russia even if they knew better.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 02, 2025 04:27 PM

*the Liberator has entered the chat*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 02, 2025 04:29 PM (4mqJe)

213 They got their money the old-fashioned way...

graft.

Posted by: Axeman at October 02, 2025 04:29 PM (krQz2)

214 I have it on good authority that any criticism of George Soros is straight up antisemitism.

BLM is Icarus-ing their way towards goring a sacred cow of the left. I usually don't care for popcorn, but am willing to make an exception.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 02, 2025 04:29 PM (fVRk9)

215 Who knew Barbarella would end up Maude?
Posted by: pudinhead

Maude was better-looking.

Posted by: Bulg at October 02, 2025 04:29 PM (77rzZ)

216 They'll find Emilia in the last place they look.

Posted by: obligatory at October 02, 2025 04:29 PM (i0F8b)

217 >>> 204 Maxwell House Coffee is changing it's name to Maxwell Apartment Coffe

Or, they could name it Maxwell Haus and go all rainbow.

I hope they get the cracker barrel treatment.

Posted by: LizLem at October 02, 2025 04:30 PM (gWBY1)

218 You left out the Welsh version: Grwft.
Posted by: Bulg at October 02, 2025 04:28 PM

I LOL'd.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 02, 2025 04:30 PM (4mqJe)

219 See Diane Lane as a fan dancer in The Big Town

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Don't shut me down, bro at October 02, 2025 04:30 PM (AOsQT)

220 No comment

https://tinyurl.com/m9rxejdz

Posted by: Kindltot at October 02, 2025 04:30 PM (rbvCR)

221 I'm still trying to fully understand the difference between "grift" and "graft."
Posted by: Bulg at October 02, 2025 04:14 PM

Don't forget us.
Posted by: Greft, Groft, Gruft, and Gryft at October 02, 2025 04:27 PM (0sNs1)
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The Three Billy Goats Grift.

"Hey... you thinking bridges are free?!"

Posted by: Axeman at October 02, 2025 04:31 PM (krQz2)

222 ICE to Patrol the Super Bowl?
Maybe they can arrest Bad Bunny.

Posted by: wth at October 02, 2025 04:32 PM (v0R5T)

223 No comment

https://tinyurl.com/m9rxejdz
Posted by: Kindltot at October 02, 2025 04:30 PM (rbvCR)
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I can think of a few.

Posted by: Axeman at October 02, 2025 04:32 PM (krQz2)

224 They use purple drank in Maxwell Tenement.

Posted by: Bulg at October 02, 2025 04:32 PM (77rzZ)

225 Flounder

Um. You commenting about the Blade’s backside disturbs me greatly.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 02, 2025 04:32 PM (W2Pud)

226 diane is still very pretty. she was cast in the truman capote mini series and was nominated for an emmy.

she was super in lonesome dove too.

Posted by: cherries in season at October 02, 2025 04:32 PM (8ocT3)

227 On an unrelated topic...now that the Saudis own EA are they going to take globohomo out of EA games? I mean can we go back to hating EA games for bugs and microtransactions instead of DIAD and Troons?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 02, 2025 04:32 PM (sKqQm)

228 215 Who knew Barbarella would end up Maude?
Posted by: pudinhead

Maude was better-looking.
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This gives me douche chills.

Posted by: pudinhead at October 02, 2025 04:32 PM (AdHga)

229 Jane Fonda is 87. I don't like her personality or her politics, but I don't expect anyone to look hot at 87.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 02, 2025 04:32 PM (PFs9e)

230 204 Maxwell House Coffee is changing it's name to Maxwell Apartment Coffee in a move to apparently acknowledge that their customers have Master degrees in social work. Way to go, way to rub their noses in their life choices. Tranny spokeshole has to be on deck.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram

My go to brand of boring, plain, medium roast, coffee, is Maxwell House. I saw this and its dumb. I'm not even going to look up as to why the change because it will be dumb. Everything is dumb!!! Leave shit alone!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 02, 2025 04:32 PM (sAmhv)

231 I'm still trying to fully understand the difference between "grift" and "graft."
Posted by:

Grift is the action of "graft".

Posted by: rickb223 at October 02, 2025 04:32 PM (nbziR)

232 Money changed hands, people kneeled, some got rich, some got murdered.

Nothing changed for Afro Americans at all.

Except spell check capitalizes “afro” whether you like it or not.

Posted by: Clown World at October 02, 2025 04:32 PM (UsFP+)

233 Watch the dick jokes. They might be taxed under Obamacare or a HIPAA violation.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 02, 2025 04:32 PM (YlWIZ)

234 Both those guys have nice tits.
Posted by: wth at October 02, 2025 04:15 PM (v0R5T)
*****
They need the Bro or the Manssiere.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 02, 2025 04:32 PM (NpAcC)

235 They'll find Emilia in the last place they look.

Posted by: obligatory at October 02, 2025 04:29 PM (i0F8b)
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I always look one more place, just to show 'em!

Posted by: Axeman at October 02, 2025 04:33 PM (krQz2)

236
They get used interchangeably and graft is a form of grift.

Grift is to lie and cheat and hornswaggle, a la the GOP.

Graft is the payouts one can earn due to such cheating, or just by getting elected, a la the GOP.
Posted by: ...

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LOL. We've got to keep reusing that pattern.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 02, 2025 04:33 PM (4U88C)

237 Grifters are often described as small-time lawbreakers who have a knack for swindling, tricking, and deceiving others, also known as "grifting."
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Don't shut me down, bro at October 02, 2025 04:23 PM (AOsQT)

And the oranges of course. Lilly, get me a towel.

Posted by: Bobo at October 02, 2025 04:33 PM (rbvCR)

238 Maude was better-looking.
___

Bea Arthur was 50 when Maude was first televised in 1972. People looked older in those days.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 02, 2025 04:33 PM (Dv3i1)

239 Maxwell House Coffee is changing it's name to Maxwell Apartment Coffee
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram

They should buy the naming rights to a sports field and call it Maxwell House Grounds.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 02, 2025 04:33 PM (fVRk9)

240 Ms. Lane was also superman's earth mom.

Posted by: Kingsman at October 02, 2025 04:33 PM (ehY6c)

241 Maude was better-looking.
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This gives me douche chills.
Posted by: pudinhead

I meant in comparison with the present Jane, not Barbarella or Cat Ballou.

Posted by: Bulg at October 02, 2025 04:33 PM (77rzZ)

242 BLM.....I wonder if they have a non-rap theme song.

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"Take The Money and Run"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 02, 2025 04:23 PM (BI5O2)

Kenny Roger's The Gambler.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 02, 2025 04:33 PM (g8Ew8)

243 No comment

https://tinyurl.com/m9rxejdz

Posted by: Kindltot at October 02, 2025 04:30 PM (rbvCR)

"The Art of Eating Burritos"

Coming soon to your local Tug and Pull Cinema House.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 02, 2025 04:34 PM (iJfKG)

244 Patrice Cullors drinks Maxwell Mansion.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 02, 2025 04:34 PM (BI5O2)

245 "Take The Money and Run" is too white for BLM.

Posted by: davidt at October 02, 2025 04:34 PM (i0F8b)

246 "Corner Gas" had a nice few scenes mentioning Emilia Earhart.

"She knew the risks!"

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 02, 2025 04:34 PM (Sco7b)

247
Bea Arthur was 50 when Maude was first televised in 1972. People looked older in those days.

Posted by: Chuck Martel

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29-year-olds looked older back when I was under 29.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 02, 2025 04:35 PM (4U88C)

248 You left out the Welsh version: Grwft.
Posted by: Bulg at October 02, 2025 04:28 PM

I LOL'd.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

To quote our favorite Poriferan, "I help where I can."

Posted by: Bulg at October 02, 2025 04:35 PM (77rzZ)

249 Megyn Kelly says bill clinton's ugly daughter is going by the "doctor" title now.

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Dr. of Nepotism and Fugology?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 02, 2025 04:35 PM (L/fGl)

250 I be heers to say that's the Brattleboro FSRT tubrs program is not be Green New Deel Scam!!! The UN Climate Cuntrel Cummiyte says it be lowerz human greenhouse gas be 0.05 % worldwide. So yew peeple should learn moor before opening yoor mooth !

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vt at October 02, 2025 04:35 PM (u5tmy)

251 BLM.....I wonder if they have a non-rap theme song.

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"Take The Money and Run"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 02, 2025 04:23 PM (BI5O2)

Kenny Roger's The Gambler.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 02, 2025 04:33 PM

I'd say Smooth Criminal, but they're about as smooth as sandpaper.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 02, 2025 04:35 PM (4mqJe)

252 209 Magnificent Diane Lane singing in Streets of Fire is strong.
Posted by: Kingsman

Well, lip syncing but yes. She still looks pretty good to me.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 02, 2025 04:35 PM (sAmhv)

253 "Take The Money and Run" is too white for BLM.

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Well, if I'm being honest - it's too white for *me."

"Grand Larceny" by Ice-T works, tho.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 02, 2025 04:36 PM (BI5O2)

254 246 "Corner Gas" had a nice few scenes mentioning Emilia Earhart.

"She knew the risks!"
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 02, 2025 04:34 PM (Sco7b)
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I say LET her crash!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 02, 2025 04:36 PM (LxER7)

255 With Earhart all 15 of those "found her" could be legit.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 02, 2025 04:36 PM (rvwwT)

256 Remember us?

Posted by: Epstein's List and the Neon-Green Dildoes at October 02, 2025 04:36 PM (0sNs1)

257 "Doctor" Chelsea Clinton has an anti-MAHA podcast that no one asked for and no one's watching.

Posted by: Delurker at October 02, 2025 04:36 PM (NhiOW)

258 "Corner Gas" had a nice few scenes mentioning Emilia Earhart.

"She knew the risks!"
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless

I love that show, especially the dad: "Jackass!"

Posted by: Bulg at October 02, 2025 04:36 PM (77rzZ)

259 192 They're claiming they found Emilia Earhart again. I think this is about the 15th time they've found her.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 02, 2025 04:24 PM (abIsI)

This means a new "I know where Jimmy Hoffa is buried!" claim will drop soon. For the 20th time? Or the 50th? Hell, more than half the country has no idea who Earhart or Hoffa were. Have they found possible burial sites for either on Oak Island yet?

Posted by: Gref at October 02, 2025 04:37 PM (5rh/l)

260 >Megyn Kelly says bill clinton's ugly daughter is going by the "doctor" title now.

Is it Doctor Princess Chelsea or Princess Doctor Chelsea?

Posted by: davidt at October 02, 2025 04:37 PM (i0F8b)

261 >>> 256 Remember us?
Posted by: Epstein's List and the Neon-Green Dildoes at October 02, 2025 04:36 PM (0sNs1)

Who did you open for and what was your one hit?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 02, 2025 04:37 PM (ULPxl)

262 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 02, 2025 04:33 PM (4U88C)

You know, I was hoping someone would like that

Posted by: ... at October 02, 2025 04:37 PM (8FFNm)

263 Wait Diane Lane made movies without Woody Allen?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 02, 2025 04:37 PM (sKqQm)

264 I AM DR. CHELSEA FUCKING CLINTON

It works

Posted by: ... at October 02, 2025 04:37 PM (8FFNm)

265 Remember us?
Posted by: Epstein's List and the Neon-Green Dildoes at October 02, 2025 04:36 PM (0sNs1)

Who did you open for and what was your one hit?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 02, 2025 04:37 PM (ULPxl)
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I wondered that too.

Posted by: Axeman at October 02, 2025 04:37 PM (krQz2)

266
"Doctor" Chelsea Clinton has an anti-MAHA podcast that no one asked for and no one's watching.

Posted by: Delurker at October 02, 2025 04:36 PM (NhiOW)

"What, the peasants have no medicine? Let them eat adrenochrome."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 02, 2025 04:37 PM (BI5O2)

267 What the hell did Chelsea get a doctorate in, education?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 02, 2025 04:38 PM (4mqJe)

268 Nood Maryland Man that drives on the wrong side of the road

Posted by: 18-1 at October 02, 2025 04:38 PM (sKqQm)

269 Megyn Kelly says bill clinton's ugly daughter is going by the "doctor" title now.

Good. Y'all can quit looking at me.

Posted by: Webb Hubbell at October 02, 2025 04:38 PM (0sNs1)

270
Karoline Leavitt just turned 28. She looks likes 19ish.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 02, 2025 04:38 PM (kzqB1)

271 I love that show, especially the dad: "Jackass!"

Posted by: Bulg at

They had an animated version for 3 or 4 years. It was pretty good.

Emma passed away so the ani,ated version allowed them to continue. She looked to be in pretty rough shape in the movie.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at October 02, 2025 04:39 PM (Sco7b)

272 Megyn Kelly says bill clinton's ugly daughter is going by the "doctor" title now.

sure

Posted by: DOCTOR! Amy Bishop at October 02, 2025 04:39 PM (i0F8b)

273 The golden girls were just mid-50's and early 60s during that show. Man they looked more... golden than that.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 02, 2025 04:39 PM (rvwwT)

274 NOOD

SUV attack in the UK

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 02, 2025 04:39 PM (ULPxl)

275 Diane Lane is still very attractive. And she is older than I.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Totes Intelleckshul and Stuff at October 02, 2025 04:40 PM (0aYVJ)

276
My Chrome "feed" or whatever it is keeps bubbling stories at me about heartbroken Indians not getting their green cards or OPTs or H1-Bs. Most of them are from Indian newspapers.

I understand being disappointed, but the entitlement is a little laughable. "I was counting on this to be my stability!" they cry. "This was the way for my family back in India to finally rise!" "I am devastated. I cannot believe this happened."

I can't imagine placing all your hopes in the largesse of a foreign country. I hope a few of these people try to reform India.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 02, 2025 04:40 PM (4U88C)

277 Now, they all look so young.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 02, 2025 04:41 PM (GNu/9)

278 Like children.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 02, 2025 04:41 PM (GNu/9)

279 Everyone knows that Emilia got sucked into a black hole, like that Malaysian jet.

I have an alibi.

Posted by: Whoopie! at October 02, 2025 04:41 PM (Vu7A1)

280 The claims that adrenochrome is a psychoactive, youth-enhancing drug harvested from children are baseless and have no support from credible sources.

This is mis, mal or dis information, rite?

Posted by: pudinhead at October 02, 2025 04:42 PM (AdHga)

281 My boner is so hard right now, not even the fartclams on the View could give me ED.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at October 02, 2025 04:42 PM (Cy+Du)

282 256 Remember us?
Posted by: Epstein's List and the Neon-Green Dildoes

Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into the future

Posted by: Steve Miller Band at October 02, 2025 04:43 PM (sAmhv)

283 The golden ratio is determinative of attractiveness. This ratio it turns out, is the mathematical average of all faces. So technically, Miss Lane has a very average face. I said to Ensign Robin Lefler that she had a very average face, but she was confused, I think.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at October 02, 2025 04:43 PM (Dv3i1)

284 One of the rarely mentioned real estate "Investments" BLM made was...They bought the Communist Party of Canada's Headquarters building/mansion...for their new BLM International headquarters.

Posted by: birddog at October 02, 2025 04:43 PM (s5LY2)

285 "Doctor" Chelsea Clinton has an anti-MAHA podcast that no one asked for and no one's watching.
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She's getting paid, that's all the matters.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 02, 2025 04:44 PM (Dv3i1)

286 I'm still trying to fully understand the difference between "grift" and "graft."

Quite simply, Grift is civilian practitioners, Graft is Govt participants.

Posted by: birddog at October 02, 2025 04:44 PM (s5LY2)

287 There are places in India, the people there, if you told them sign here and you'll receive a million dollars, don't know what a million dollars is, don't know what sign means; And you couldn't be understandable to them because their language is indigenous to that one small area. They have nothing, they know nothing. They are very primitive.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 02, 2025 04:46 PM (GNu/9)

288 Excuse my negative take, but might this whole lawsuit be a rise used to shield Soros from a real investigation by the feds?

Like "woops, vee I'd love to turn over all that information you just demanded, but gosh darn it the BLM folks are all up in my shit"..

See what witnessing decades of blatant corruption does to me? Sad

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at October 02, 2025 04:48 PM (XLfSN)

289 @ 152 Saturn’s moon Enceladus is shooting out organic molecules that could help create life
_______________________________

So do most teenaged boys …

Posted by: Dr_No at October 02, 2025 04:48 PM (ayRl+)

290 Sauce is supposed to be free. Everybody knows that.

Woman arrested for wrecking Little Caesar's Pizza over $1 surcharge for sauce
. . . .
When Haynes asked for extra sauce with her order, an employee said it would cost $1.
Police said Haynes 'created a disturbance in the store' and began knocking things off of the counter, including a custom-made computer stand and the computer register — which totaled over $1,000 in damages.
Haynes left the store, but employees were able to provide Louisville police with her name after comparing video surveillance with a known picture.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Going For the Brass Ring! at October 02, 2025 04:50 PM (L/fGl)

291 Not sure how you can sue a corporation or charity to get money they don't owe you

Posted by: Skip at October 02, 2025 04:52 PM (G2Cb+)

292 My boner is so hard right now, not even the fartclams on the View could give me ED.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at October 02, 2025 04:42 PM (Cy+Du)
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I'll bet Admiral Ackbar could find a cure for that...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 02, 2025 04:54 PM (IBQGV)

293 Sauce is supposed to be free. Everybody knows that.

Woman arrested for wrecking Little Caesar's Pizza over $1 surcharge for sauce
. . . .
When Haynes asked for extra sauce with her order, an employee said it would cost $1.

Sauce is free.

EXTRA SAUCE IS NOT

Posted by: rickb223 at October 02, 2025 04:58 PM (nbziR)

294 What’s a Hawaiian judge to do?

Posted by: Brian at October 02, 2025 05:33 PM (/AI7O)

295 BLM prefers to Bite the Hand that feeds them Pot Sues Kettle for being way too Black

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at October 02, 2025 05:39 PM (wGqjj)

296 All the donations go in one big pot? So nobody has to claim to have received foreign money. It's like a laundromat, but for money.

Posted by: Ben Sears at October 02, 2025 06:39 PM (WzTQR)

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