Top Biden Aide Jeff Zients: Biden Had More and More Verbal Stumbles and Losses of Memory and Found It Harder and Harder to Make Decisions<br>Kamala: I Would Have Picked Bootigieg as VP But I Didn't Want to Run With a Homo

Top Biden Aide Jeff Zients: Biden Had More and More Verbal Stumbles and Losses of Memory and Found It Harder and Harder to Make Decisions
Kamala: I Would Have Picked Bootigieg as VP But I Didn't Want to Run With a Homo

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NEWS: Tons of details from Biden COS Jeff Zients' closed-door testimony readout w/ House Oversight Committee
"Toward the end of the Biden Administration, Hunter Biden was involved with the pardon discussions and attended a few meetings," person familiar tells @NRO
@jameslynch32
Zients said Biden's decision-making slowed over admin. Decisions that once required 3 meetings eventually began to require a 4th..
Per source familiar, "Mr. Zients admitted that President Biden's speech stumbles increased as he aged. He also noted that the President's difficulty remembering dates and names worsened over time, including during the administration."
As Zients prepared to become COS, Jill Biden spoke with him about ensuring the President got more rest and was not overscheduled. Mr. Zients said they tried to adjust the schedule so President Biden could return to the residence earlier, giving him time alone or with family.

Meanwhile, Kamala Harris' ghostwritten cash-in book of nonsense says she would have liked to have picked Pete Buttigieg as her running mate but she didn't have the guts or conviction.

Kamala Harris settled on Tim Walz to be her running mate last year because she felt Americans were too racist, antisemitic and homophobic to accept her preferred option -- Pete Buttigieg.
In an excerpt from the former vice president's forthcoming book, "107 Days," obtained by The Atlantic magazine, Harris describes Buttigieg as her "first choice" but later deemed the openly gay former transportation secretary "too big of a risk" for the ticket.

Buttigieg "would have been an ideal partner -- if I were a straight white man," Harris wrote.

So close to next Pride Month?

SO CLOSE TO NEXT PRIDE MONTH?!

"But we were already asking a lot of America: to accept a woman, a Black woman, a Black woman married to a Jewish man," she continued. "Part of me wanted to say, Screw it, let's just do it. But knowing what was at stake, it was too big of a risk."
"And I think Pete also knew that -- to our mutual sadness."

What a courageous decisive leader.

Harris ultimately tapped Walz, the governor of Minnesota, for the role and together, the pair went on to lose the popular vote, Electoral College and every single swing state to former President Donald Trump in the 2024 election.

Hey Pete, you're too queer to be my running mate.

Here's the High-T UltraChad SnizzMaster and QuimBully I'm going with:

In her book, Harris explained that Buttigieg topped her list of eight potential running mates because "he is a sincere public servant with the rare talent of being able to frame liberal arguments in a way that makes it possible for conservatives to hear them."

LOL, sure. Just like Liz Cheney.

This strong and decisive leader is also criticizing the man she courageously and decisively chose to be her VP running mate.

But she and her staff liked Governor Tim Walz of Minnesota for his charm, and believed his background balanced hers. Throughout the book, she struggled to reconcile her personal affection for him with disappointment in moments she felt he stumbled. During a vice-presidential debate against JD Vance, whom she called a "shape-shifter," Mr. Walz began nodding along. Ms. Harris was aghast.
"You're not here to make friends with the guy who is attacking your running mate," she said to the television screen as she watched.

Another White Man who Failed to Position Kamala for Success.

She also makes up a fake reason for not picking Josh Shapiro, who was not picked because he's a Jew in a party that is now majority-antisemitic.

Governor Josh Shapiro of Pennsylvania seemed more interested in defining the role for himself than helping her win, and she recounted Mr. Shapiro questioning an aide about the pieces of art he could use to decorate the vice president's residence.

Oh my goodness, what a very serious and very plausible reason for rejecting him.

She also attacks Biden for harassing her as she was getting ready to debate Trump:

Minutes before she was to step onstage at a presidential debate in September 2024, she received a call from Mr. Biden. He relayed that his brother told him that she was bad-mouthing him, and that several "power brokers" in Philadelphia were threatening not to support her because of it.
Mr. Biden went on to insist that his own disastrous debate performance had not hurt him with voters, and that he had beaten Mr. Trump.
"I just couldn't understand why he would call me, right now, and make it all about himself," Ms. Harris wrote. "Distracting me with worry about hostile power brokers in the biggest city of the most important swing state."

It turns out that Biden, the ghastly grinning corpse of an idiot who claims to have been an All-American Football Player who would have been starting quarterback for the Navy college of Annapolis if not for the fact that Roger Staubach already had the job and also, small problem, he never signed up for the Navy, has an ego on him.

There are several scenes like this, in which Mr. Biden's ego hurt her when Ms. Harris needed him the most. The day after she debated Mr. Trump, she watched as Mr. Biden donned a Trump hat during a visit to the Shanksville Volunteer Fire Department. (She watched the photo spread around the internet with the caption "Biden endorses Trump over Harris.")
She struggled to balance her loyalty with Mr. Biden against her belief that Mr. Trump posed a dire threat to the country. Throughout the book, she wrestled with the choices she made not to separate herself from Mr. Biden. She likened an appearance on "The View" to pulling "the pin on a hand grenade," suggesting that, in the moment, she did not grasp the level of animus the public had for an 81-year-old running for re-election.
A spokeswoman for Mr. Biden did not immediately reply to a request for comment on Thursday.

I will dutifully regurgitate these excerpts from "her" book, but I continue to say: these "revelations" are calculated to be the weakest possible gossip to interest the public and mislead them into thinking there's more potent stuff to be found in the book, while also being harmless enough that no one is actually too bothered by her cash-in.

If any of you guys buy this book I will feel greatly betrayed.

More: Corrupt old demon Joe Biden went to Ukraine to "protect the interests of Hunter."

While he was vice president, Joe Biden stepped onto taxpayer-funded Air Force 2, traveled to Ukraine, and conducted personal business with Ukraine's then-President Petro Poroshenko. He was there "to protect the interests of Hunter Biden," according to documents released Tuesday by Sen. Chuck Grassley, R-Iowa, during a Senate Judiciary Committee hearing on the oversight of the FBI.
The new documents strengthen the information in previously released records. Last Congress, Grassley released FBI 1023 records -- statements from confidential sources -- alleging that when Biden was vice president, executives for Ukrainian gas company Burisma put his son Hunter Biden on the company's board of directors to "protect us through his dad, from all kinds of problems," according to that "confidential human source."
Burisma wanted to do business in the United States, but was facing a corruption investigation in Ukraine, led by then-Ukraine Prosecutor General Viktor Shokin.
"Regarding that investigation's impact on its ambitions in North America, Burisma CEO Mykola Zlochevsky reportedly said, 'Don't worry Hunter will take care of all of those issues through his dad.' Zlochevsky reportedly stated that he had to pay $5 million to Hunter Biden and $5 million to Joe Biden, an arrangement he described as 'poluchili,' which is Russian crime slang for being "forced or coerced to pay," according to the document declassified in 2023.

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1 yay

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 18, 2025 05:47 PM (CWTWj)

2 the dance of the minnesota sugar plum fairies

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 18, 2025 05:48 PM (CWTWj)

3
Tim Walz: the John Wayne of Democrats.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2025 05:49 PM (tgvbd)

4 Perfect headline ace!

You always make me laugh.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 18, 2025 05:50 PM (gpah0)

5
Called 'em

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2025 05:51 PM (tgvbd)

6 Top Biden Aide Jeff Zients: Biden Had More and More Verbal Stumbles and Losses of Memory and Found It Harder and Harder to Make Decisions
Kamala: I Would Have Picked Bootigieg as VP But I Didn't Want to Run With a Homo

—Ace
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Or a Jew.

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2025 05:51 PM (krQz2)

7 And so close to Kwanzaa too.

Posted by: commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 18, 2025 05:52 PM (uzgiT)

8 The truth (?) comes trickling out

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 18, 2025 05:52 PM (xcxpd)

9 It always astounds me to see that a lot of top Democrats really, truly think Buttiegieg would be a viable candidate. For anything.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2025 05:52 PM (uWKK8)

10 "You're not here to make friends with the guy who is attacking your running mate," she said to the television screen as she watched.

Oh, I would bet a significant amount of money that she did not say that, rather, she screeched it.

Posted by: pookysgirl, not a girlboss at September 18, 2025 05:52 PM (Wt5PA)

11 I thought poppers were jalapeño peppers stuffed with cheese, battered, and fried. I guess I only got the stuffed part right.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 18, 2025 05:52 PM (gbeBq)

12 "She struggled to balance her loyalty with Mr. Biden against her belief that Mr. Trump posed a dire threat to the country. "

So, she would have stopped Literally Hitler but she didn't want to hurt joe's feelings?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at September 18, 2025 05:53 PM (pIfcn)

13 Hello, it's a good day to be a Moron.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at September 18, 2025 05:53 PM (t0Out)

14

Oh geez. that picture of Walz. Looks like a fairy to me.

Posted by: four seasons at September 18, 2025 05:54 PM (3ek7K)

15 My new camp chair is here! My new multi-colored camp chair is here! I'm gonna have the cutest seat at the Texas MoMe 🥳🎊🥳🎊🥳

The chair is a rocker, but instead of having huge rockers that people can trip over, it has pneumatic thingies on the 2 back legs.

Best of all, the seat is only 17" off of the ground, so my feet will actually sit flat on the ground at all times 🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at September 18, 2025 05:54 PM (SRRAx)

16 Top Biden Aide Jeff Zients: Biden Had More and More Verbal Stumbles and Losses of Memory and Found It Harder and Harder to Make Decisions

No waiiiiiii!!!

Not the bad mofo who bested Corn Pop!

🫨

Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2025 05:54 PM (rqvmL)

17 "Biden Had More and More Verbal Stumbles and Losses of Memory and Found It Harder and Harder to Make Decisions"

Really? I mean I would have never know this unless this brave fellow had testified to congress.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 18, 2025 05:54 PM (0N4FZ)

18 Oh geez. that picture of Walz. Looks like a fairy to me.

Posted by: four seasons at September 18, 2025 05:54 PM (3ek7K)

Because he is a fairy.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at September 18, 2025 05:54 PM (t0Out)

19 >>>11 I thought poppers were jalapeño peppers stuffed with cheese, battered, and fried. I guess I only got the stuffed part right.

Dee, your timing is terrible.

Posted by: Dennis Reynolds, Golden God at September 18, 2025 05:54 PM (KRtlO)

20 "he is a sincere public servant with the rare talent of being able to frame liberal arguments in a way that makes it possible for conservatives to hear them."
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Yup. I thought highways were racist for almost a minute.

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2025 05:54 PM (krQz2)

21 Da gays should be upset. With Buttgiggle passed over for Waltz , the gays have fallen behind blithering idiots on the grievance and oppression scale.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2025 05:55 PM (lmTGO)

22 Egad, that photo of Walz...

Posted by: BurtTC at September 18, 2025 05:55 PM (AcqKZ)

23 She sure does complain a lot

Posted by: brak at September 18, 2025 05:55 PM (iLKsC)

24 My new chair - isn't it the cutest? ♥️♥️♥️

https://a.co/d/j5PQLFv

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at September 18, 2025 05:55 PM (SRRAx)

25 >>>23 She sure does complain a lot

what is the opposite of a plot twist

Posted by: ace at September 18, 2025 05:56 PM (KRtlO)

26 Lemon, party of 6. Lemon party.....

Posted by: BurtTC at September 18, 2025 05:56 PM (AcqKZ)

27 JD Vance, whom she called a "shape-shifter,"

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That made me laugh. I want to know what shape he changed into, werewolf or vampire?

Posted by: Decaf at September 18, 2025 05:56 PM (unUNN)

28 Another White Man who Failed to Position Kamala for Success.
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Yeah, I just don't know what's so hard about that for you whities!

Posted by: Willie Brown at September 18, 2025 05:56 PM (krQz2)

29 nice chair!

Posted by: ace at September 18, 2025 05:56 PM (KRtlO)

30 Ace: She also makes up a fake reason for not picking Josh Shapiro, who was not picked because he's a Jew in a party that is now majority-antisemitic.
Willie's Ball Washer: Governor Josh Shapiro of Pennsylvania seemed more interested in defining the role for himself than helping her win, and she recounted Mr. Shapiro questioning an aide about the pieces of art he could use to decorate the vice president�s residence.

I'm siding with the ball gargler. I think it plausible Shapiro thought he would be a better President than Harris. Harris didn't want to be out-alpha'd by her running mate.
Usually this rule holds. The only exception I can think of is Bush/Cheney. Maybe Nixon/Agnew.

Posted by: Joe from Scranton at September 18, 2025 05:56 PM (gKWVE)

31 /soq

Posted by: gKWVE at September 18, 2025 05:57 PM (gKWVE)

32 >>> Dee, your timing is terrible.
Posted by: Dennis Reynolds, Golden God at September 18, 2025 05:54 PM (KRtlO

True, I’m operating with a bit of a lag here.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 18, 2025 05:57 PM (gbeBq)

33 24 My new chair - isn't it the cutest? ♥️♥️♥️

https://a.co/d/j5PQLFv
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at September 18, 2025 05:55 PM (SRRAx)

It's beautiful and has a cup holder!

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 18, 2025 05:57 PM (gpah0)

34 and she recounted Mr. Shapiro questioning an aide about the pieces of art he could use to decorate the vice president's residence.

Mmm-hmmm

Spill the tea, Kween

Let it slosh all over the table, the floor, all the things

Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2025 05:57 PM (wsU0U)

35 >>True, I’m operating with a bit of a lag here.

NP, I just always jump at the chance to use an Always Sunny line

"God Dee you are late"

Posted by: ace at September 18, 2025 05:57 PM (KRtlO)

36 My new chair - isn't it the cutest? ♥️♥️♥️

https://a.co/d/j5PQLFv
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at September 18, 2025 05:55 PM (SRRAx)

Not as hot as mine.

Posted by: A. Fish at September 18, 2025 05:58 PM (UxJD/)

37 Speaking of: Steve Miller has a video on X. Omar ranting and raving about C. Kirk to a very small audience of what looks like over the hill homos.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at September 18, 2025 05:58 PM (FIXtj)

38 If I Were A Straight White Man
(what a wonderful world it would be)

Posted by: Kamala Harris at September 18, 2025 05:58 PM (wVcYX)

39 Dee, you gangly, uncoordinated bitch! I am not getting hogtied over your lack of grace.

Posted by: Dennis Reynolds, Golden God at September 18, 2025 05:59 PM (KRtlO)

40 Egad, that photo of Walz...

Posted by: BurtTC at September 18, 2025 05:55 PM (AcqKZ)
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In the words of Mark Knopfler:

Les boys do cabaret
Les boys are glad to be gay

Posted by: Willie Brown at September 18, 2025 05:59 PM (krQz2)

41

That poor, poor ghostwriter. I hope she gets therapy.

Posted by: imp at September 18, 2025 05:59 PM (g6TN6)

42 So the Jews (Shapiro) have fallen behind blithering idiots and da gays on the grievance and oppression scale by which the Dems operate

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2025 05:59 PM (lmTGO)

43 "I just couldn't understand why he would call me, right now, and make it all about himself," Ms. Harris wrote. "Distracting me with worry about hostile power brokers in the biggest city of the most important swing state."

Kamala, a self-obsessed egotist, not able to understand Biden, another self-obsessed egotist. That is one comical memoir.

Posted by: Decaf at September 18, 2025 05:59 PM (unUNN)

44
If any of you guys buy this book I will feel greatly betrayed.

Can we download it from the dork web?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2025 06:00 PM (63Dwl)

45 Ok this is way willowed but I'm just now checking back on earlier threads.

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291 287 Picture this: he gets kicked out of the US for supporting terrorists and the killing of Jews. He lands in an islamic shithole (is there any other kind) and figures fuck it, he may as well quit role playing and join an actual terror cell. The US or Israel put him on their permanent FAFO list and BOOM!
Posted by: haffhowershower at September 18, 2025 02:01 PM (fmAJ4)

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More than likely, he'll end up just going back to the UK and rabble rouse there.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 18, 2025 02:01 PM (GBKbO)

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islamic shithole
UK

I think we are saying the same thing!

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 18, 2025 06:00 PM (144I4)

46 If any of you guys buy this book I will feel greatly betrayed.

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No worries here, ace!

Posted by: runner at September 18, 2025 06:00 PM (g47mK)

47 kamala always hid the fact that she didn't approve of biden using the depends then turning them inside out and using them again.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 18, 2025 06:00 PM (CWTWj)

48 ‘Buttigieg "would have been an ideal partner -- if I were a straight white man," Harris wrote.’

Two points: One, who calls a VP a ‘partner’? That’s nauseating woke newspeak.

Two, Bootyjuice would have been a terrible VP even if he was straight. He’s an insufferable fake intellectual scold. He was such electoral dogshit his polling numbers sucked even at the height of the country’s weird fascination with gay homo cocksuckers. A straight guy would have polled much worse.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at September 18, 2025 06:00 PM (38W70)

49 JD Vance, whom she called a "shape-shifter,"

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That made me laugh. I want to know what shape he changed into, werewolf or vampire?
Posted by: Decaf at September 18, 2025 05:56 PM (unUNN)

VP Vance needs to capitalize on this weak-sauce insult. He's the man to do it.

Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo at September 18, 2025 06:01 PM (0aYVJ)

50 "But we were already asking a lot of America: to accept a woman, a Black woman, a Black woman married to a Jewish man," she continued. "Part of me wanted to say, Screw it, let's just do it. But knowing what was at stake, it was too big of a risk."
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You mean the millions of Democrat voters who eagerly voted for the old, white man in 2020 but "disappeared" in 2024?

You should have sought at least some endorsements from some major celebrities to assuage their racism and sexism.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 18, 2025 06:01 PM (qHqHk)

51 That photo just making me laugh. I don't even have a comment.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 18, 2025 06:01 PM (rvwwT)

52 He relayed that his brother told him that she was bad-mouthing him, and that several "power brokers" in Philadelphia were threatening not to support her because of it.

This. Is. Hilarious.

Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2025 06:01 PM (wsU0U)

53 Buttigieg "would have been an ideal partner -- if I were a straight white man," Harris wrote.

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It's pureile infantile identity politics all the way down with these scummy death cult psychopathcrats ...

Posted by: ShainS -- UNITE THE CLANS After They Assassinated & Martyred Our Latest BraveHeart at September 18, 2025 06:02 PM (hdef9)

54 "he is a sincere public servant with the rare talent of being able to frame liberal arguments in a way that makes it possible for conservatives to hear them."

They are ALWAYS so condescending. That's why I can't stand Democrats. Replace conservatives with deplorables and there you go.

Posted by: beckster at September 18, 2025 06:02 PM (NLtte)

55 Would love to know what Trump said to King Chuck about the coming Westminster caliphate.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at September 18, 2025 06:02 PM (i5B/J)

56 I still chuckle over the simplicity of “ I have no idea what he just said; and I don’t think he does either …”

Posted by: Adriane the Critic . . . at September 18, 2025 06:02 PM (3ZUWJ)

57 I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

Posted by: Tim Walz at September 18, 2025 06:03 PM (wVcYX)

58 Spring-Action Rocking Technology

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2025 06:03 PM (63Dwl)

59
>>He was there "to protect the interests of Hunter Biden," according to documents released Tuesday by Sen. Chuck Grassley, R-Iowa, during a Senate Judiciary Committee hearing on the oversight of the FBI.

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Well I'll be a sonovabitch. He got fired.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2025 06:03 PM (cCfL4)

60 If I Were A Straight White Man
(what a wonderful world it would be)

Posted by: Kamala Harris at September 18, 2025 05:58 PM (wVcYX)

My brain just put the title to the "Fiddler on the Roof" song "If I Were A Rich Man."

Posted by: pookysgirl, humming at September 18, 2025 06:03 PM (Wt5PA)

61 Media: "Ms. Spokeswoman. Does President Biden recall the telephone conversation he had with Vice President Harris right before she went on stage to debate President Trump?"

Spokeswoman: (silence....muffled talking presumably a hand over the phone....followed by muffled uproarious laughter....clearing throat) "Excuse me. You're asking me if the President remembers a telephone conversation from September of last year?"

Media: "Exactly."

Spokeswoman: "Who is this? Is this a crank call. Do you think you're funny?"

Media: "No I assure you I..."

Spokeswoman: "Miss, the President makes airplane noises when the tapioca spoon is coming in. He'd drink the lemon scented hand sanitizer if we didn't hide it from him. And, I doubt he remembers how to find the living room when he's sitting in it. Put me down as a no comment. Good bye."

Posted by: Orson at September 18, 2025 06:03 PM (dIske)

62 Minnesotas finest.

Whatever happened to Mary Tyler Moore?

Posted by: Case at September 18, 2025 06:03 PM (iwlvf)

63 As I've regailed, I used to do many projects at Notre Dame, I've been at functions where buttplug was present, he exudes an anti-gravitas, an unmagnetism.

He's a gigantic black hole.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2025 06:04 PM (NxW8Z)

64 The whole world is connected, it's connected by Bill Gates and that Rainman, Zuckerberg. He and his Jews have connected the whole world....

Posted by: Mac explains social media at September 18, 2025 06:04 PM (KRtlO)

65 "I just couldn't understand why he would call me, right now, and make it all about himself," Ms. Harris wrote.
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.... It's .... Joe Biden.

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2025 06:04 PM (krQz2)

66 Here's the High-T UltraChad SnizzMaster and QuimBully I'm going with:

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Brian "Spud Pud Sex Machine" Stelter hardest hit ...

Posted by: ShainS -- UNITE THE CLANS After They Assassinated & Martyred Our Latest BraveHeart at September 18, 2025 06:04 PM (hdef9)

67 he is a sincere public servant with the rare talent of being able to frame liberal arguments in a way that makes it possible for conservatives to hear them.

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say, how did this sincere public servant fair during the primaries ? oh, just one state ? a caucus state ? Ok, then...

Posted by: runner at September 18, 2025 06:04 PM (g47mK)

68 Biden Had More and More Verbal Stumbles and Losses of Memory and Found It Harder and Harder to Make Decisions

Still managed to agree to pardon all those people though.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2025 06:04 PM (ExV1e)

69

What is this this talent that lets conservatives hear commie lies? Something that buffers Kam's screeching into the audible range?

Posted by: imp at September 18, 2025 06:04 PM (g6TN6)

70 which Mr. Biden's ego hurt her when Ms. Harris needed him the most. The day after she debated Mr. Trump, she watched as Mr.

When she needed him mist…wha??

Gurl, we all saw the pictures. The sideyes you threw his way, the barely disguised contempt when you deigned to actually look at him…

Most of us thought you were slipping lethal substance in his eye drops, you know you wanted him croaked

Now u is a Damsel in Distress?? Lol I think not

Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2025 06:05 PM (wsU0U)

71 Who wants to see Ms. Macron naked? is a question nobody asked.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 18, 2025 06:05 PM (rvwwT)

72
Minnesotas finest.

Whatever happened to Mary Tyler Moore?
Posted by: Case

Whatever happened to Fats?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2025 06:05 PM (63Dwl)

73 >>>Here's the High-T UltraChad SnizzMaster and QuimBully I'm going with:
Brian "Spud Pud Sex Machine" Stelter hardest hit ...

hah

Posted by: ace at September 18, 2025 06:05 PM (KRtlO)

74 Here's the High-T UltraChad SnizzMaster and QuimBully I'm going with:
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I think Ace has a notebook filled with these kinds of creative insults just waiting to be incorporated at just the right moment.

Or, maybe a large tome, on a small table with a single candle, and he scratches them onto the pages with a quill like a monk. And then laughs at his own cleverness.

Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo at September 18, 2025 06:05 PM (0aYVJ)

75 Kamala: I Would Have Picked Bootigieg as VP But I Didn't Want to Run With a Homo
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Left out the word "admitted".

Posted by: Eeyore at September 18, 2025 06:05 PM (s0JqF)

76 I think Trump will be super happy to be back home. Where he can finally have a proper meal !

Posted by: runner at September 18, 2025 06:06 PM (g47mK)

77 My new chair - isn't it the cutest? ♥️♥️♥️

https://a.co/d/j5PQLFv
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at September 18, 2025 05:55 PM (SRRAx)

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Will ask the kids to get me one for Christmas.

Posted by: Decaf at September 18, 2025 06:06 PM (unUNN)

78 Timmy is gaye gaye gayest gay than any gaye. Gaye

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 18, 2025 06:06 PM (zixZu)

79
Harris ultimately tapped Walz

Phrasing...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 18, 2025 06:06 PM (y9nCu)

80 I love all the “no shit” stuff that gets revealed in Congressional hearings 10 years after it happened.

What’s next? The definitive proof that Hillary Clinton was kind of a bitch?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 18, 2025 06:06 PM (1a7X7)

81

He's a gigantic black hole.
Posted by: Thomas Bende

I think ace has used similar terms about Pedro Pascal? A charisma vacuum?

Posted by: imp at September 18, 2025 06:06 PM (g6TN6)

82 I like how she's telling the homos--those who have literally dedicated their entire lives to the Democrat Party--that the Party still doesn't think they're good enough to be VP.

LOL

Anyone else you want to drive out of your precarious coalition?

Maybe you can tell the non-college that their jobs ain't coming back and they should learn to code?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 18, 2025 06:06 PM (qHqHk)

83 King Charles says twoday that Trump's breath freely stinks bad and could nots talk two him for moor then 5 mnuites.

Posted by: Mary Clogenstein from Brattleboro, Vt at September 18, 2025 06:07 PM (/oqMo)

84 "Top Biden Aide Jeff Zients: Biden Had More and More Verbal Stumbles and Losses of Memory and Found It Harder and Harder to Make Decisions"

ding

Posted by: Tio Hector Salamanca at September 18, 2025 06:07 PM (i0F8b)

85 Speaking of: Steve Miller has a video on X. Omar ranting and raving about C. Kirk to a very small audience of what looks like over the hill homos.
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Who is dis woman? And vhy is she here?

Posted by: Major Hockstetter at September 18, 2025 06:07 PM (TN0g+)

86 And they said the perfect nic doesn't exist.

Posted by: High-T UltraChad SnizzMaster and QuimBully at September 18, 2025 06:07 PM (hlNLQ)

87
She sure does complain a lot
Posted by: brak at September 18, 2025 05:55 PM (iLKsC)

___________

Welllllll, black lady....

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2025 06:07 PM (tgvbd)

88 In her book, Harris explained that Buttigieg topped her list of eight potential running mates because "he is a sincere public servant with the rare talent of being able to frame liberal arguments in a way that makes it possible for conservatives to hear them."

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AND of being able to chest-feed for months while on "paternity (or was it maternity?) leave," but mostly ...

Posted by: ShainS -- UNITE THE CLANS After They Assassinated & Martyred Our Latest BraveHeart at September 18, 2025 06:08 PM (hdef9)

89 Trying to rewrite the history book

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2025 06:08 PM (+qU29)

90 Timmy is gaye gaye gayest gay than any gaye. Gaye

==

queer eye for the queer guy ?

Posted by: runner at September 18, 2025 06:08 PM (g47mK)

91 But she's a straight black female...

I honestly do not understand how these people think. So she is saying that being those things is also a liability.

Sweetie, it's not because you are black, and woman or straight- it's because you're you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2025 06:08 PM (zZu0s)

92 This could have all been solved by Kamola picking a Trannie...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 18, 2025 06:08 PM (TGPs7)

93 That made me laugh. I want to know what shape he changed into, werewolf or vampire?

Posted by: Decaf at September 18, 2025 05:56 PM (unUNN)

VP Vance needs to capitalize on this weak-sauce insult. He's the man to do it.

Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo at September 18, 2025 06:01 PM (0aYVJ)

Wish Lil Pooky wasn't teething so I could do a meme of this. Something Twilight-themed?

Posted by: pookysgirl was Team SMOD at September 18, 2025 06:08 PM (Wt5PA)

94

Brian the Paolotato wants to see Mde Macron in the altogether, rowr!

Posted by: imp at September 18, 2025 06:08 PM (g6TN6)

95 the dance of the minnesota sugar plum fairies
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 18, 2025 05:48 PM (CWTWj)

I read that as dunce.

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 18, 2025 06:09 PM (144I4)

96 And they said the perfect nic doesn't exist.
Posted by: High-T UltraChad SnizzMaster and QuimBully at September 18, 2025 06:07 PM (hlNLQ)

*considers*

Needs something about sweater puppies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2025 06:09 PM (zZu0s)

97 Minnesotas finest.

Whatever happened to Mary Tyler Moore?
------
One day she threw that hat up in the air and flew the coop.

Posted by: Crusader at September 18, 2025 06:10 PM (TN0g+)

98 *BUY* Kammie-Ha-Ha's book? BUY it? Ace, art thou mad? Hath the fevers of a disordered brain swept your reason from you?

I wouldn't take the thing out of the library.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2025 06:10 PM (omVj0)

99 Saw somewhere, again nothing is Harris's fault.
She would have picked Bootybuddy but gosh darn it was overruled by the pollsters

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2025 06:10 PM (+qU29)

100

Ok, thats a good nic

Posted by: Paolotato at September 18, 2025 06:11 PM (g6TN6)

101 Timmy is gaye gaye gayest gay than any gaye. Gaye

So you're saying he might be gay?

Posted by: commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 18, 2025 06:11 PM (uzgiT)

102 One day she threw that hat up in the air and flew the coop.
______________

Netflix Pitch: Mary Tyler Moore.... But she's Somalian.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 18, 2025 06:11 PM (1MlMk)

103 Saw somewhere, again nothing is Harris's fault.
She would have picked Bootybuddy but gosh darn it was overruled by the pollsters
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I don't trust a thing about her. I bet under truth serum we'd find out she abhors gay men...especially Walz.

Posted by: Crusader at September 18, 2025 06:11 PM (TN0g+)

104 able to frame liberal arguments in a way that makes it possible for conservatives to hear them."

—

Liberal arguments? But I was told she was a middle of the road centrist moderate . I wasn’t lied to about that was I? 🤣

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 18, 2025 06:11 PM (qM1j6)

105 Would love to know what Trump said to King Chuck about the coming Westminster caliphate.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at September 18, 2025 06:02 PM (i5B/J)

"Hey chuck, have you finalized the designs for the windsor castle minaret?"

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 18, 2025 06:12 PM (snZF9)

106 Harris had no say in the VP pick. The Party commands all.

Posted by: davidt at September 18, 2025 06:12 PM (i0F8b)

107 I can't imagine Grassley's surprise and shock that there is grift involved with Ukraine

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 18, 2025 06:12 PM (wBaIH)

108
So, her argument is that she picked the wrong fag. Amirite?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2025 06:12 PM (tgvbd)

109 If Harris had picked Bootyjudge then their campaign slogan should have been........

Harris/Bootyjudge or The Ho and the Homo

Posted by: Jackson at September 18, 2025 06:12 PM (+IJii)

110 I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk
Posted by: Tim Walz at September 18, 2025 06:03 PM (wVcYX)

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It bothered me for a while what Walz reminded me of and you cracked it, Right Said Fred said it best.

Posted by: Decaf at September 18, 2025 06:12 PM (unUNN)

111 My new chair - isn't it the cutest? ♥️♥️♥️

https://a.co/d/j5PQLFv
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at September 18, 2025

***
I need one! In, uh, more "masculine" colors, but I like it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2025 06:12 PM (omVj0)

112 I hear the liberal argument you skank ass Ho. I hear them loud and clear. But they are all retarded arguments. Which is why I laugh at them.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 18, 2025 06:13 PM (qM1j6)

113 63 As I've regailed, I used to do many projects at Notre Dame, I've been at functions where buttplug was present, he exudes an anti-gravitas, an unmagnetism.

He's a gigantic black hole.

Ah, similar to the John McCain phenomenon: Charismisn't.

Posted by: Nelly at September 18, 2025 06:13 PM (cHLus)

114 Timmy is gaye gaye gayest gay than any gaye. Gaye

So you're saying he might be gay?
Posted by: commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 18, 2025 06:11 PM (uzgiT)

https://youtu.be/w7Myff5xAZM?
si=dJ4dCQbZKip6tZ1F

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2025 06:13 PM (zZu0s)

115 Sounds to me as if Harris has decided she's done with national politics. Even if Democrats are pissed at Joe nobody likes a backstabber.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2025 06:13 PM (viF8m)

116 Tim Walz is the Liberace of Paul Lindes.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 18, 2025 06:13 PM (2sMLA)

117 Sorry Pete, I need somebody gayer, I'm going with Walz.
- Kamala

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 18, 2025 06:13 PM (rvwwT)

118 Here's the High-T UltraChad SnizzMaster and QuimBully I'm going with

That was the original name for the product, but Suzanne Somers said she wouldn't do the commercials unless they made it a little less suggestive.

Posted by: mikeski at September 18, 2025 06:13 PM (nhCoE)

119 I read somewhere that Tyler Robinson played a game on Steam called “Furry Shades of Gay”.

I can totally see why the left got confused and thought he was MAGA. The guy is an enigma wrapped in a riddle.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 18, 2025 06:14 PM (1a7X7)

120 Would boottyjudge have accepted? I mean he is breast feeding two young kid and all right? Hard to do that and be VP.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 18, 2025 06:14 PM (qM1j6)

121
Harris had no say in the VP pick. The Party commands all.
Posted by: davidt at September 18, 2025 06:12 PM (i0F8b)

________

Actually, 100-150 years ago, the parties chose the VP candidate. The presidential nominee wasn't even at the convention.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2025 06:14 PM (tgvbd)

122 Whatever happened to Fats?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Waller or Domino ???

Posted by: Adriane the Easily Confused Critic . . . at September 18, 2025 06:14 PM (3ZUWJ)

123 Please Kamala… run again in 28… please please. The unintentional humor would be epic

BTW… who would win a slap fight between Walz and Buttgig? I think Walz wins based on poundage alone

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 18, 2025 06:14 PM (6RwsA)

124
How could Democrats not be FUMING over this? Buttigieg kicked to the curb because Kamala was too gutless to pick a gay dude?

I'm afraid I might have to be resuscitated if we get the Intercepted Transmissions.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2025 06:15 PM (cCfL4)

125 Who wants to see Ms. Macron naked? is a question nobody asked.

Pictures are not proof. Please to do DNA swab with secure chain of custody

Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2025 06:15 PM (wahIF)

126 I saw Pete Buttigieg open for The Prolapsed Rectums at the Hollywood Bowel.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 18, 2025 06:16 PM (2sMLA)

127 Timmy is gaye gaye gayest gay than any gaye. Gaye

So you're saying he might be gay?
Posted by: commissar of plenty and festive little hats

We're not saying he's gay, just that he's more gay than Elton John's rhinestone speedo.

Posted by: whom I haven't seen post in a while at September 18, 2025 06:16 PM (nhCoE)

128 Harris was the best the Dems could do.

She is taking down the entire victim stack with her C-4 mouth. What a loser.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2025 06:16 PM (u82oZ)

129 how can ticket be balanced if both have same expertise at cock

Posted by: Hanuman at September 18, 2025 06:16 PM (5zub7)

130 Dean Wormer: Where are the other two - Shapiro and Beshear?
AOC: We can't find them, sir. We looked everywhere, but-
Dean Wormer: Never mind. Did you idiots see your polling averages with African Americans yet?
AOC: They're not posted yet, sir.
Dean Wormer: I've seen them. Mr. Newsom, 2.1%. Congratulations, Newsom, you're at the top of the Democrat 2028 class.
[Buttigieg gives Newsom a congratulatory nudge]
Dean Wormer: Mr. Pritzker.
Pritzker: Hellooooo.
Dean Wormer: 0.2%. Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Ms. Whitmer, Governor of Michigan - 1.6%. A fine example you set. Timothy James Walz has no polling data. All memories wiped clean. Mr. But- [looks up to see that Buttigieg has stuck pencils up his rear end] Mr. Buttigieg. Zero POINT zero.

Posted by: Animal Haus at September 18, 2025 06:16 PM (qUkBO)

131 Well, THIS will certainly put an end to her in "promising political career."

/BWAHAHAHAHA -- she still has a promising future as a lot lizard ...

Posted by: ShainS -- UNITE THE CLANS After They Assassinated & Martyred Our Latest BraveHeart at September 18, 2025 06:16 PM (hdef9)

132
That picture of Timmy Walz swanning about on stage has to be-

my favorite politician's photo of all time.

It encapsulates everything about this questionable possessor of XY chromosomes.

I don't want him to win anything but I sure would like him to be another Beto constantly running for office but continuously losing.

#More Swanning About Please

Posted by: naturalfake at September 18, 2025 06:16 PM (iJfKG)

133 kallisto

DNA data preferred over pictures.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2025 06:17 PM (u82oZ)

134
Would love to know what Trump said to King Chuck about the coming Westminster caliphate.

Posted by: Going deep. Out.

===============

"Chuck, you might want to see if you still have the blueprints for the moat and drawbridge."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2025 06:17 PM (cCfL4)

135 Harris had no say in the VP pick. The Party commands all.
Posted by: davidt

I'm shocked to hear that the party of commies, homos, and diversity hires would not choose a commie homo diversity hire.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 18, 2025 06:17 PM (qd3Kw)

136 Who wants to see Ms. Macron naked? is a question nobody asked.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 18, 2025 06:05 PM (rvwwT)

Among the claims, when "her" husband was a student at the school, around age 14, he first encountered "her" because he performed in some play.

It was said "she" was often compared to Brigitte Bardot.

A surviving photo exists today, from a yearbook, I think. "She" looks more like Charles Napier than Brigitte Bardot.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 18, 2025 06:17 PM (516LH)

137 Who wants to see Ms. Macron naked? is a question nobody asked.

Pictures are not proof. Please to do DNA swab with secure chain of custody
---------

That was one of the biggest problems with "The Next Generation"--they'd spend an entire hour-long episode on such nonsense. And the entire time I would just be hoping against hope that a Romulan ship would de-cloak and ratchet up the action, but no! Just more microspope and computer mumbo-jumbo.

Posted by: Crusader at September 18, 2025 06:17 PM (TN0g+)

138 and she recounted Mr. Shapiro questioning an aide about the pieces of art he could use to decorate the vice president's residence.
_______

So he was actually criticizing the pieces of shit she had hanging.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 18, 2025 06:17 PM (XvL8K)

139
Who wants to see Ms. Macron naked?

________

French women aren't Mme. or Mlle. any more. There hasn't been one since Mme. Nhu.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2025 06:18 PM (tgvbd)

140 Tim Walz is very familiar with the uses of amyl nitrate

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 18, 2025 06:18 PM (6RwsA)

141 Harris Walz was the absolute peak full retard. Not only do you never go peak full retard, it would take a complete purge of the peak full retard-goers for you to have a shot in that same generation.

Posted by: Coalman at September 18, 2025 06:18 PM (uzD/b)

142 Somebody failed to position Kumswala to be a straight, non-Jew white man.

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 18, 2025 06:18 PM (144I4)

143 I have an unimportant trivia question.

When Obama was president, his aids once referred to his desire to "go _____", in reference to a movie (or book) where the main character threw caution to the wind and just did what they wanted. It was their way of saying how restrained and mature he was and how re really wanted to just go full-on socialist tyrant and imprison all the Republicans.

What was that character name? I think it started with a "b"

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at September 18, 2025 06:18 PM (i4yvI)

144

The Jim J. Bullock of Bruce Valanches?

Posted by: Paolotato at September 18, 2025 06:18 PM (g6TN6)

145 Is that a sashay Walz is doing? I don’t really know what a sashay is, but it sounds gay and he looks gay.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 18, 2025 06:18 PM (1a7X7)

146 Tim Walz: the John Wayne of Democrats.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2025 05:49 PM (tgvbd)

---------------

You left out the "Gacy."

/

Posted by: ShainS -- UNITE THE CLANS After They Assassinated & Martyred Our Latest BraveHeart at September 18, 2025 06:18 PM (hdef9)

147 I always liked Mary Tyler Moore. She was a good image for Minnesota back in the day.

Now look what they have.

Posted by: Case at September 18, 2025 06:18 PM (iwlvf)

148 Walz was likely picked for Kamala. Like Pence was for Trump.

Wheels within wheels

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2025 06:19 PM (Q4IgG)

149 29 nice chair!
Posted by: ace at September 18, 2025 05:56 PM (KRtlO)

If you come to the Texas MoMe, you can see it live and in person (hint, hint)....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at September 18, 2025 06:19 PM (SRRAx)

150 71 Who wants to see Ms. Macron naked? is a question nobody asked.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

---
Notice that Big Mike isn't suing over defamation for being called a man...

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at September 18, 2025 06:19 PM (i4yvI)

151 Bull worth- a Warren Beatty movie

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 18, 2025 06:20 PM (hlNLQ)

152 9 It always astounds me to see that a lot of top Democrats really, truly think Buttiegieg would be a viable candidate. For anything.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2025 05:52 PM (uWKK

Six years ago, top Democrats were all-in for...Kamala. Then she imploded by late December 2019. Then the scramble to prevent Bernie, Lieawatha, and Mayor Fudge Packer from winning the nomination began.

Posted by: Gref at September 18, 2025 06:20 PM (5rh/l)

153
"My qualifications for the nomination are my interior decorating skills and an encyclopedic knowledge of Broadway tunes."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2025 06:20 PM (tgvbd)

154 It's beautiful and has a cup holder!
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 18, 2025 05:57 PM (gpah0)

And a pocket to hold my cell phone 😊♥️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at September 18, 2025 06:20 PM (SRRAx)

155 If you come to the Texas MoMe, you can see it live and in person (hint, hint)....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief

NO ONE expects a Comfy Chair …

Posted by: Adriane the Easily Confused Critic . . . at September 18, 2025 06:20 PM (3ZUWJ)

156 Tim Walz seems to think he's the cat's ass, or whatever the cool kids say. I point out that there's nothing cool about me.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at September 18, 2025 06:20 PM (kTd/k)

157 Harris had no say in the VP pick. The Party commands all.
Posted by: davidt at September 18, 2025 06:12 PM (i0F8b)

It's more or less like being a mob boss' wife.

Just smile and take care of the things that need to be done around the house, but don't you ever... EVER ask him about his business.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 18, 2025 06:21 PM (516LH)

158
*considers*

Needs something about sweater puppies.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2025 06:09 PM (zZu0s)

I always preferred the ace-ism "sweater mischief" from the local TV news story on a funny local gun store TV ad. Turns out that shop was one of the shittiest gunstores here in Central CA

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 18, 2025 06:21 PM (y9nCu)

159 Well, well, fuckity, well...

@JackPosobiec 2h
Here is the 'professor' from the Economist political violence study admitting on camera he is a member of Antifa

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 18, 2025 06:21 PM (mlg/3)

160 I always liked Mary Tyler Moore. She was a good image for Minnesota back in the day.

Now look what they have.
Posted by: Case at September 18, 2025 06:18 PM (iwlvf)

I always found Mary Tyler Moore incredibly hot. Along with the Bewitched lady Elizabeth Montgomery…. Add in Ginger and Mary Ann and you have a good percentage of my junior high fantisizing….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 18, 2025 06:21 PM (6RwsA)

161 Tim Walz is the Liberace of Paul Lindes.
Posted by: Joe Mama at September 18, 2025 06:13 PM (2sMLA)

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Ha, he wishes. Liberace was flash and Paul was snide, Timmy is just blah.

Posted by: Decaf at September 18, 2025 06:22 PM (unUNN)

162
Notice that Big Mike isn't suing over defamation for being called a man...
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus)

_________

Lucky for us. Not even the strongest stomach could endure that reveal

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2025 06:22 PM (tgvbd)

163 Who wants to see Ms. Macron naked? is a question nobody asked.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 18, 2025 06:05 PM (rvwwT)

We have video from Room 237 in the Overlook Hotel.

Posted by: Charles Grady, Caretaker at September 18, 2025 06:22 PM (wVcYX)

164
We're not saying he's gay, just that he's more gay than Elton John's rhinestone speedo.

Posted by: whom I haven't seen post in a while at September 18, 2025 06:16 PM (nhCoE)

I must object to this unfair characterization of Elton John's rhinestone speedo being less gay than Timmy Walz.

After all, Elton John's rhinestone speedo has often had Elton John's penis inside it,

and as far as we know Timmy never had....that fact probably forms one of his tomb's greatest regrets in life.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 18, 2025 06:22 PM (iJfKG)

165 If there were to be a competition I guarantee I would be the uncoolest person around.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at September 18, 2025 06:22 PM (kTd/k)

166 An Indian portraying herself as a Black woman married to a Jooo
picked flopper over a fopper. Only question is, was it a committee or one individual making her decisions?

https://tinyurl.com/yc687224

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 18, 2025 06:22 PM (tiYpZ)

167 "But we were already asking a lot of America: to accept a woman, a Black woman, a Black woman married to a Jewish man,"

...a black woman who can't speak coherently while cackling like a hyena to mask her confusion.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 18, 2025 06:22 PM (nBHAO)

168 159 Well, well, fuckity, well...

@JackPosobiec 2h
Here is the 'professor' from the Economist political violence study admitting on camera he is a member of Antifa
___

So he's a member of an idea?

Posted by: Mmm Hmmm at September 18, 2025 06:22 PM (qUkBO)

169 Bullworth.

Posted by: NoLongerintheBellyoftheBeast at September 18, 2025 06:23 PM (OpLc2)

170 Big Mike still has "her" equipment, as we've seen.

Posted by: Max Power at September 18, 2025 06:23 PM (q177U)

171 Buttigieg "would have been an ideal partner -- if I were a straight white man," Harris wrote.

I need a manly man man of a man:
Get me Timmy

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 18, 2025 06:23 PM (gbOdA)

172 "But we were already asking a lot of America: to accept a woman, a Black woman, a Black woman married to a Jewish man,"

...a black woman who can't speak coherently while cackling like a hyena to mask her confusion.
---------

And a word-slurring drunk.

Posted by: Crusader at September 18, 2025 06:23 PM (TN0g+)

173 I find it really hard to believe Biden declined with age. He was at rock bottom during the primaries when his eye started spontaneously bleeding during a debate.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 18, 2025 06:24 PM (1a7X7)

174 Another White Man who Failed to Position Kamala for Success.

-------

Montel knew what position to put her in.

Posted by: Cray Cray at September 18, 2025 06:24 PM (EES2L)

175 Omar's constituents.

>>@libsoftiktok
BREAKING: 8 charged in MASSIVE Medicaid fraud scheme which resulted in $8.4 MILLION in stolen Medicaid billings in Minnesota.

>>The individuals charged:

-Moktar Hass Aden
-Mustafa Dayib Ali
-Khalid Ahmed Dayib
-Abdifitah Mohamud Mohamed
-Christopher Adesoji Falade
-Emmanuel Oluwademilade Falade
-Asad Ahmed Adow
-Anwar Ahmed Adow

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2025 06:24 PM (viF8m)

176
Notice that Big Mike isn't suing over defamation for being called a man...
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus)

_________

Lucky for us. Not even the strongest stomach could endure that reveal
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2025 06:22 PM (tgvbd)

Notice that you've never seen Big Mike and Patrick Ewing in the same room at the same time...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 18, 2025 06:25 PM (y9nCu)

177 Remember the safety briefing: Don't run with homos

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2025 06:25 PM (rbvCR)

178 I find it really hard to believe Biden declined with age. He was at rock bottom during the primaries when his eye started spontaneously bleeding during a debate.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 18, 2025

***
And he was never anybody's genius during the previous forty-some years he infested the Senate.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2025 06:25 PM (omVj0)

179 ‘Someday we’ll look back on this and it will all seem funny’

Posted by: words from The Boss before he became a cunt at September 18, 2025 06:26 PM (x3/O9)

180 "....went to Ukraine to protect the interest of **insert any name**"

...which is why I would have loved to eee Ukraine completely collapse into Russia. Every penny of corrupt US scumbag politicians that required "protecting" there should be Putin's because the utter schadenfreude of schadenfreudes.

Posted by: Coalman at September 18, 2025 06:26 PM (uzD/b)

181 >>>Best of all, the seat is only 17" off of the ground, so my feet will actually sit flat on the ground at all times 🤣🤣🤣
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade
---------

youtube.com/watch?v=8bfyS-S-IJs

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 18, 2025 06:26 PM (tiYpZ)

182 tomb's = Timbo's

ThX AC!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 18, 2025 06:26 PM (iJfKG)

183 -Moktar Hass Aden
-Mustafa Dayib Ali
-Khalid Ahmed Dayib
-Abdifitah Mohamud Mohamed
-Christopher Adesoji Falade
-Emmanuel Oluwademilade Falade
-Asad Ahmed Adow
-Anwar Ahmed Adow
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2025 06:24 PM (viF8m)

Those names all have something in common. Hmmm… wonder what it is??

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 18, 2025 06:26 PM (6RwsA)

184 I can totally see why the left got confused and thought he was MAGA. The guy is an enigma wrapped in a riddle.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 18, 2025 06:14 PM (1a7X7)

I mean...

*starts to think about the games he's looked up on steam*

Any way to clear the steam browser history? Asking fir a friend.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2025 06:26 PM (zZu0s)

185 Big Mike still has "her" equipment, as we've seen.
Posted by: Max Power at September 18, 2025 06:23 PM (q177U)

Brigitte exists in a community, a real one, that revels in sex change operations.

That's not hyperbole.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 18, 2025 06:27 PM (516LH)

186 Buttigieg "would have been an ideal partner -- if I were a straight white man," Harris wrote.

She's really slamming ...us. Thing is Trump has several gay people in prominent roles in the government, and nobody gives a shit:

Ric Grenell for Amb to Germany & Acting DNI
Scott Bessent for Treasury Secretary
Tammy Bruce for State Dept Spox
Bill White for Amb to Belgium
And hosted a gay wedding at Mar A Lago in January 2025

The real deal - the people who are hostile to Jews also hate the gays as well.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at September 18, 2025 06:27 PM (gDhA9)

187 Those names all have something in common. Hmmm… wonder what it is??
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 18, 2025

***
Pronouncing them sounds like gargling with Lavoris

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2025 06:27 PM (omVj0)

188 This walz character is no doubt the inspiration for the phrase "a little light in the loafers".

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 18, 2025 06:27 PM (snZF9)

189 That pic of Walz makes me think of Ed Asner. Which, politically, is probably fitting.

Posted by: RandomDave at September 18, 2025 06:27 PM (aJQbY)

190 Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2025 06:24 PM (viF8m)

Damn Amish

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 18, 2025 06:28 PM (gbOdA)

191 Those names all have something in common. Hmmm… wonder what it is??
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 18, 2025 06:26 PM (6RwsA)

One of them is named Chris, so this is obviously a MAGA organized crime operation.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 18, 2025 06:28 PM (1a7X7)

192 Those names all have something in common. Hmmm… wonder what it is??
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

They all smack of goatfuckery?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 18, 2025 06:28 PM (qd3Kw)

193 Sarah Fields @SarahisCensored
Update: According to Reddit users, Destiny’s monetization on YouTube has been paused and their memberships have been suspended.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 18, 2025 06:28 PM (gKWVE)

194 Greg Gutfeld was right today when the panel discussed Kimmel's sacking, Mutually Assured Destruction must be applied. The other sides got hundreds of our people fired and deplatformed, now it is their turn and it must be done so they learn not to do it when they get into power again.

They must learn that what goes around comes around yet for too long they were permitted to believe they will always have the upper hand.

Posted by: Decaf at September 18, 2025 06:28 PM (unUNN)

195 🔥Wait a second. Did everyone catch that? Booker keeps pressing Kash on his Grand Jury testimony AGAIN.
Kash Patel says “HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT WAS ASKED IN THE GRAND JURY IF YOU WEREN’T THERE??”
He’s right..how TF would be know? Did Kash just insinuate that the Grand Jury questions were LEAKED to someone?

Posted by: SMOD at September 18, 2025 06:28 PM (jDkKy)

196
VPs used to be chosen because they represented a faction or for geographical balance or to win a state. Once elected they did the chicken-and-peas circuit or worked with senators or gave the kind of speeches the president couldn't. Kamala was completely and utterly useless in any of those. Even the Democrats thought she was a joke.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2025 06:28 PM (tgvbd)

197 Kamala: I Would Have Picked Bootigieg as VP But I Didn't Want to Run With a Homo

I could have learned so much from her...

Posted by: Pete Booty-judge at September 18, 2025 06:28 PM (K4PAh)

198 169 Bullworth.
Posted by: NoLongerintheBellyoftheBeast

!!!!!! Thank you. I have looked for that name for a couple years now.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at September 18, 2025 06:28 PM (i4yvI)

199 Dese peepa clime a tree to tell a lie.

Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2025 06:29 PM (jgmnb)

200 he is a sincere public servant with the rare talent of being able to frame liberal arguments in a way that makes it possible for conservatives to hear them.

I mean, whoever wrote that for Harris, its so arrogant. The presumption here is that conservatives simply are unable to comprehend or listen to what the left says unless its pitched in a special "voice" like talking to a dog or something.

Lady, we hear everything, we understand everything, we know what you're saying. The problem is not your ability to communicate or our ability to comprehend. Its that you're just wrong.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2025 06:29 PM (dfIr7)

201 I find it odd that such a prickly and competitive politician like Kamal Harris would consider choosing a running mate who during his candidacy for President won more states than she did during the primary

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2025 06:29 PM (rbvCR)

202 For that lying clown show and it's minions, Trump was impeached.

Won't personally read her book but the book excerpts seem to contain the most nebulous, nothing of value political information ever.

Love them, love them not thus allowing Kamala to keep the door open and get in shape for 2028. The Midterms will tell.

Posted by: L - No nic (cellphone) at September 18, 2025 06:29 PM (NFX2v)

203 she’s fos, but if joe and/or jill had anything to do with her loss of confidence, i say, cool.

Posted by: cherries in season at September 18, 2025 06:29 PM (LawmM)

204 >>Those names all have something in common. Hmmm… wonder what it is??

They ALL work for Mossad.

Posted by: Candace Ovens at September 18, 2025 06:30 PM (YbF8U)

205
Notice that you've never seen Big Mike and Patrick Ewing in the same room at the same time...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 18, 2025 06:25 PM (y9nCu)

__________

She has all the beauty, charm and elegance of a Raiders linebacker who got out of the wrong side of the bed in the morning.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2025 06:30 PM (tgvbd)

206
Then:
Best run campaign ever!

Now:
Why, oh why would no one help Kamala prepare for success??!!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at September 18, 2025 06:30 PM (Tv15w)

207 And he was never anybody's genius during the previous forty-some years he infested the Senate.

But he was effective. How effective ?

He laughed Paul Ryan off the debate stage. He attacked Janice Rogers Brown and Harriet Myers off the Supreme Court. He Borked Bork. And he almost kept Thomas off the Court.

Y'all do this thing, where you just marvel at how the same dunces beat you.

Posted by: Head on a Swivel at September 18, 2025 06:31 PM (DUs++)

208 How did the one guy get named Cristopher or all things? Lol.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 18, 2025 06:31 PM (qM1j6)

209 So my point is,

Obama must be eating his liver ( * ) watching Trump NGAF.

* Catch 22 refrence.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at September 18, 2025 06:31 PM (i4yvI)

210 Then:
Best run campaign ever!
--------
The Lord declines so many perfect opportunities to zap someone with a lightning bolt.

Posted by: Crusader at September 18, 2025 06:32 PM (TN0g+)

211 CDC Panel just voted to no longer require MMR Vaccine for children under 4.

Blue States are already screaming they’re gonna vaccinated your kids with everything including COvID whether you want it or not.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2025 06:32 PM (dmH0a)

212 If there were to be a competition I guarantee I would be the uncoolest person around.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at September 18, 2025 06:22 PM (kTd/k)

Aw c'mon man, this is the Horde. We're not cool. Are you going to the Tx MoMe?

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 18, 2025 06:32 PM (144I4)

213 Hadrian the Seventh

Big Mike's hips are way too wide for anyone but a woman. Her function is as a beard, and it must piss her off every day.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2025 06:32 PM (u82oZ)

214 The problem is not your ability to communicate or our ability to comprehend. It's that you're just wrong.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2025 06:29 PM (dfIr7)

This.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at September 18, 2025 06:32 PM (SyuYX)

215 Y'all do this thing, where you just marvel at how the same dunces beat you.
Posted by: Head on a Swivel at September 18, 2025 06:31 PM (DUs++)

To be fair, we have had some gigantic retards representing us AND the media lock was stronger the further back you go.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2025 06:32 PM (zZu0s)

216 >>@libsoftiktok
BREAKING: 8 charged in MASSIVE Medicaid fraud scheme which resulted in $8.4 MILLION in stolen Medicaid billings in Minnesota.

>>The individuals charged:

-Moktar Hass Aden
-Mustafa Dayib Ali
-Khalid Ahmed Dayib
-Abdifitah Mohamud Mohamed
-Christopher Adesoji Falade
-Emmanuel Oluwademilade Falade
-Asad Ahmed Adow
-Anwar Ahmed Adow

Posted by: JackStraw
----

Shocked, totally shocked. NOT
That's what I've been saying; You Can Not Trust Them.
They will behave professionally, have gracious manners and hold you as an individual and hold our culture, laws and country in total disregard. They do this now, wait until they get the call.

Deport them whole now or suffer the consequences later.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 18, 2025 06:32 PM (tiYpZ)

217 How did the one guy get named Cristopher or all things? Lol.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 18, 2025 06:31 PM (qM1j6)

He's the Todd of that culture.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2025 06:32 PM (wVcYX)

218
"The DNC/Biden's didn't set me up for success."

Posted by: Kamal Harris at September 18, 2025 06:33 PM (IifOV)

219 She has all the beauty, charm and elegance of a Raiders linebacker who got out of the wrong side of the bed in the morning.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2025 06:30 PM (tgvbd)

John Matuzsak? Yes… I see the similarities…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 18, 2025 06:33 PM (WdMlw)

220 42 So the Jews (Shapiro) have fallen behind blithering idiots and da gays on the grievance and oppression scale by which the Dems operate
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2025 05:59 PM (lmTGO)

The Jews are currently in the "oppresser" category, as evidenced by the multitudes of "palestinian" flags at all Democrat gatherings.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 18, 2025 06:33 PM (nBHAO)

221 I once actually made a jukebox work by smacking it.

Sit on it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2025 06:33 PM (06Hmj)

222
They must learn that what goes around comes around yet for too long they were permitted to believe they will always have the upper hand.
Posted by: Decaf at September 18, 2025 06:28 PM (unUNN)

Check mate. The left never learns from anything.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 18, 2025 06:33 PM (1a7X7)

223 One of them is named Chris, so this is obviously a MAGA organized crime operation.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 18, 2025 06:28 PM (1a7X7)

Chris, a derivative of Christopher, which means Christ Bearer! That proves it! REEEEEE!

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 18, 2025 06:33 PM (144I4)

224
She could not take Buttgiggity because he, himself, had nursed more newborn babies than she ever had.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at September 18, 2025 06:33 PM (Tv15w)

225
Her function is as a beard, and it must piss her off every day.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2025 06:32 PM (u82oZ)

__________

That's no reason to take it out on us.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2025 06:33 PM (tgvbd)

226 @175 damn thieving Square Heads

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2025 06:34 PM (lmTGO)

227
Is there a chapter in Kamalas Book about Willie Brown?

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 18, 2025 06:34 PM (IifOV)

228 Hadrian the Seventh

Big Mike's hips are way too wide for anyone but a woman. Her function is as a beard, and it must piss her off every day.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2025 06:32 PM (u82oZ)

Has to have stout hips, to support that prodigious wedding tackle rig.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2025 06:34 PM (wVcYX)

229 Knock, knock, knock…is this thing on?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 18, 2025 06:34 PM (hlNLQ)

230 Hadrian the Seventh

Like many Dems, she is a small person. First Lady was just grit in her intake.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2025 06:35 PM (u82oZ)

231 Big Mike's hips are way too wide for anyone but a woman.
___

Thank you for that compliment.

Posted by: Michelle "The Refrigerator" Obama at September 18, 2025 06:35 PM (qUkBO)

232 In fairness to Ryan, he sucks.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 18, 2025 06:35 PM (gKWVE)

233 160 I always liked Mary Tyler Moore. She was a good image for Minnesota back in the day.

Now look what they have.
Posted by: Case at September 18, 2025 06:18 PM (iwlvf)

I always found Mary Tyler Moore incredibly hot. Along with the Bewitched lady Elizabeth Montgomery…. Add in Ginger and Mary Ann and you have a good percentage of my junior high fantisizing….

Your list is the same as mine except one crucial name is missing: Barbara Eden.

Posted by: Nelly at September 18, 2025 06:35 PM (cHLus)

234 Huh. It's odd but we haven't seen any Kamala 'Miss me yet" billboards or stickers on gas pumps.

I wonder why not?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2025 06:35 PM (zZu0s)

235 When he was Mayor of South Bend, Buttgiggle managed the exacta of pissing off both the cops and the African American community. That takes a special kind of stupid

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2025 06:35 PM (lmTGO)

236 CDC Panel just voted to no longer require MMR Vaccine for children under 4.

Here's a thought. How about the CDC no longer be enabled to "require" anything. Just recommend.

Same for the EPA. And on and on. We have 50 States for a reason.

Posted by: Head on a Swivel at September 18, 2025 06:35 PM (DUs++)

237 213 Hadrian the Seventh

Big Mike's hips are way too wide for anyone but a woman. Her function is as a beard, and it must piss her off every day.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
--------

She's a natural born H8ter and it grinds.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 18, 2025 06:35 PM (tiYpZ)

238 Mooch is a female and Barky is ghey

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2025 06:35 PM (+qU29)

239 The idea that Biden wouldn't let Harris attack him so that she could win shows how far gone he was. If he was at all rational, he would have wanted her to win no matter what. He needed her to win to keep a little of his legacy and to hide as many details from his presidency as possible.

Posted by: Dave at September 18, 2025 06:36 PM (sbsMc)

240
A DNC male youth outreach coordinator is going on a hunger strike to protest Jimmy Kimmel's suspension:

https://tinyurl.com/285skyst

Don't hold your breath, Jimmy. This is gonna take a while.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 18, 2025 06:36 PM (w6EFb)

241 209 So my point is,

Obama must be eating his liver ( * ) watching Trump NGAF.

* Catch 22 refrence.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at September 18, 2025 06:31 PM (i4yvI)

Oh, good.

For a second I thought you were bringing up Prom--- uh... nevermind.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2025 06:36 PM (06Hmj)

242 I just remembered-- didn't Trump at one time say he regretted not trying to start a relationship with Princess Diana? I think he made the statement sometime around her death. I doubt the subject came up during his meeting with King Chuck, but it would have been interesting.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 18, 2025 06:36 PM (nBHAO)

243
Is there a chapter in Kamalas Book about Willie Brown?
Posted by: Frank Barone

Chapter Four: "Days of Cackles, Nights of Nourishing Spooge"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at September 18, 2025 06:36 PM (Tv15w)

244

111 My new chair - isn't it the cutest? ♥️♥️♥️

https://a.co/d/j5PQLFv
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at September 18, 2025

***
I need one! In, uh, more "masculine" colors, but I like it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2025 06:12 PM (omVj0)

Your wish is my command - got this one for hubby:

https://a.co/d/brBrqN9

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at September 18, 2025 06:36 PM (SRRAx)

245 235 When he was Mayor of South Bend, Buttgiggle managed the exacta of pissing off both the cops and the African American community. That takes a special kind of stupid
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2025 06:35 PM (lmTGO)

"No lives matter!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2025 06:37 PM (06Hmj)

246 Nelly

Mary Tyler Moore
Elizabeth Montgomery
Ginger
Mary Ann
Barbara Eden
Barbara Feldon

Nowadays it would be Mrs. Howell

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2025 06:37 PM (u82oZ)

247 No cell phone holder, but the seat his about 3" higher off of the ground

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at September 18, 2025 06:37 PM (SRRAx)

248 A DNC male youth outreach coordinator is going on a hunger strike to protest Jimmy Kimmel's suspension:

https://tinyurl.com/285skyst

Don't hold your breath, Jimmy. This is gonna take a while.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 18, 2025 06:36 PM (w6EFb)

How brave and stunning!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2025 06:38 PM (wVcYX)

249 Is there a chapter in Kamalas Book about Willie Brown?
Posted by: Frank Barone at September 18, 2025 06:34 PM (IifOV)

yeah but the pages are stuck together

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 18, 2025 06:38 PM (144I4)

250 As the saying goes, Tim Walz looks like he saviors spunk like a jizz somaliere.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2025 06:38 PM (NxW8Z)

251 $75?!?

Does it bring you peeled grapes and beer?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2025 06:38 PM (zZu0s)

252 Speaking of: Steve Miller has a video on X. Omar ranting and raving about C. Kirk to a very small audience of what looks like over the hill homos.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at September 18, 2025 05:58 PM (FIXtj)

--------------

Saw somebody suggest the next time she goes to Somalia they revoke her passport so she can't get back in this country.

--------------

Nick Sortor
@nicksortor

🚨 JUST IN: While aboard Air Force One, President Trump calls for Ilhan Omar to be EXPELLED from Congress after she glorified Charlie Kirk’s kiIIing

“She’s from SOMALIA! These people come from a place with NOTHING, and then they tell us how to run our country”

EXPEL AND DEPORT!

[45-second video:] https://is.gd/G55RPV

Posted by: ShainS -- UNITE THE CLANS After They Assassinated & Martyred Our Latest BraveHeart at September 18, 2025 06:38 PM (CveCS)

253 Somebody on Fox mentioned that The View seems very quiet since Charlie's assassination. I didn't even know they were back on air but seeing what happened to Kimmel the harpies must have got the message and are keeping their heads down, not peering over the parapet.

Posted by: Decaf at September 18, 2025 06:38 PM (unUNN)

254 Another record day for stocks.

Trump is really destroying the economy.
Amirite?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 18, 2025 06:38 PM (qM1j6)

255
A DNC male youth outreach coordinator is going on a hunger strike to protest Jimmy Kimmel's suspension:

https://tinyurl.com/285skyst

Wildebeest has to stay in the headlines somehow!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at September 18, 2025 06:39 PM (Tv15w)

256 All in all, it's just another dick in the Walz.

Posted by: Floyd's Pink at September 18, 2025 06:39 PM (2sMLA)

257 Jim Gaffigan's impression of Tim Walz is surprisingly good. He even looks similar.

Posted by: Orson at September 18, 2025 06:39 PM (dIske)

258 Back when she was on the Dick Van Dyke Show ... Mary Tyler Moore had a really, really nice figure. Dancers legs. Just really pretty.

Posted by: Head on a Swivel at September 18, 2025 06:39 PM (DUs++)

259 So, Kamala Harris was homophobic

Posted by: SMOD at September 18, 2025 06:39 PM (jDkKy)

260 When you think about it, it is amazing we even made it to election day 2024. Our country was run on the fumes of Biden's Depends, with a VP spokeswoman who was high on her own ego and word salad. Without snark I do not see how we survived at all without going barking mad.

Who would spend a dime on her book? Who Let the Dogs Out? WHO WHO WHO

Their cabinet consisted of fags and cross-dressers who were generals. If there ever was a prime time to attack us it was under these clowns.

Had she chosen Buttleg (sic suck) he would have been no less hideous that that Walz, who reeks of pedo vibes. I see a furry when I bother to look at his ugly face...his mouth disturbs me.

The only time I have heard him speak, and I am surprised I was not on an anti-emetic at the time, was the debate. VP JD Vance Blue Eyes raked him over hot coals, then backed up and did it again. Walz was a Benjamin Moore Puce at this point and stutter sweating. I loved it!

I feel run down and semi-ill today and don't know why. I could go on some sort of weak rampage at some point.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 18, 2025 06:39 PM (6PCLE)

261 >>23 She sure does complain a lot

what is the opposite of a plot twist
Posted by: ace at September 18, 2025 05:56 PM (KRtlO)

a trope?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2025 06:39 PM (8avO+)

262 Your list is the same as mine except one crucial name is missing: Barbara Eden.
Posted by: Nelly at September 18, 2025 06:35 PM (cHLus)

Oh my gosh you’re right. How could I forget Genie??!! Yum yum

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 18, 2025 06:39 PM (WdMlw)

263 What no grace Kelly or Eva saint Marie?

Gay.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2025 06:39 PM (zZu0s)

264 Nick Sortor @nicksortor

AMAZING! The U.S. Senate just voted UNANIMOUSLY to establish October 14th, 2025 — Charlie’s Birthday — as National Charlie Kirk Day

I love it!

What a great honor for Charlie

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 18, 2025 06:39 PM (P5BPp)

265 If Minnesota were sending their best, wouldn't we get Moose and Squirrel?

Quickly then I grabbed a poker
I will teach you, feathered joker
Not to interrupt a verse
By Edgar Allan Poe.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 18, 2025 06:40 PM (s0JqF)

266
As the saying goes, Tim Walz looks like he saviors spunk like a jizz somaliere.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

He gargles it

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at September 18, 2025 06:40 PM (Tv15w)

267 what is the opposite of a plot twist
Posted by: ace at September 18, 2025 05:56 PM (KRtlO)

a trope?
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2025 06:39 PM (8avO+)

Jeb Bush

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2025 06:40 PM (zZu0s)

268
Mary Tyler Moore
Elizabeth Montgomery
Ginger
Mary Ann
Barbara Eden
Barbara Feldon
___

I had a thing for Marlo Thomas when I was six.

Posted by: Big Deal, Want to Fight About It? at September 18, 2025 06:40 PM (qUkBO)

269 221 I once actually made a jukebox work by smacking it.

Sit on it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Heyyyyy

Posted by: Arthur F. at September 18, 2025 06:40 PM (i4yvI)

270 What a great honor for Charlie
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 18, 2025 06:39 PM (P5BPp)

Indeed. A unanimous vote, too!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 18, 2025 06:40 PM (6PCLE)

271 Unanimously? Were all Dems out of the office or something?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 18, 2025 06:41 PM (qM1j6)

272 You bastards!

The Washington Post@washingtonpost
A week after the fatal shooting of Charlie Kirk, President Trump and his allies are attacking critics of the right-wing activist, a campaign detractors described as an alarming attempt to stunt freedom of expression.

-
Everybody knows the real victims are the commie rat bastard troons.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at September 18, 2025 06:41 PM (nHCDW)

273 Those names all have something in common. Hmmm… wonder what it is??
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

If they were women, I would have guessed they were all Federal District judges.

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2025 06:41 PM (YNaM/)

274 Nelly

Mary Tyler Moore
Elizabeth Montgomery
Ginger
Mary Ann
Barbara Eden
Barbara Feldon

Nowadays it would be Mrs. Howell
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2025 06:37 PM (u82oZ)

Add Grace Whitney and Yvonne Craig to the THEN list and it's complete.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2025 06:41 PM (wVcYX)

275 Ben Shapiro
@benshapiro
Don't threaten us with a good time

Posted by: SMOD at September 18, 2025 06:41 PM (jDkKy)

276 246 Nelly

Mary Tyler Moore
Elizabeth Montgomery
Ginger
Mary Ann
Barbara Eden
Barbara Feldon

Nowadays it would be Mrs. Howell
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2025 06:37 PM (u82oZ)
______
Emma Peel.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 18, 2025 06:41 PM (s0JqF)

277 I hate to be that guy, but is making his death a holiday... over the top?

I'm just asking. It seems sometimes like we are doing over the top hagiography.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2025 06:41 PM (zZu0s)

278
Since it's being mentioned in every thread, "poppers" are amyl nitrite, not amyl nitrate.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 18, 2025 06:41 PM (1D+/d)

279 > "...he is a sincere public servant with the rare talent of being able to frame liberal arguments in a way that makes it possible for conservatives to hear them. And he likes to get dorked up the squeakhole."

Posted by: Don Black at September 18, 2025 06:42 PM (AOsQT)

280 I had a thing for Marlo Thomas when I was six.
Posted by: Big Deal, Want to Fight About It? at September 18, 2025 06:40 PM (qUkBO)
_________________________

So, you're one of those guys who doesn't put a fresh battery in the smoke detector after it starts chirping.

Posted by: Orson at September 18, 2025 06:42 PM (dIske)

281
Lady, we hear everything, we understand everything, we know what you're saying. The problem is not your ability to communicate or our ability to comprehend. Its that you're just wrong.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2025 06:29 PM (dfIr7)

These are the same people that claimed they lost to every Republican because their mind thoughts don't fit on bumper stickers and that's all we inbred hicks can understand. Their policies aren't succinct is the only thing holding them back

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 18, 2025 06:42 PM (TmEds)

282 Mary Tyler Moore lived in Millbrook NY, about thirty miles from me . Saw her once when I went through there. She was in her sixties, but still pretty. James Earl Jones, Jimmy Cagney, and other celebs lived in that town. Big money

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2025 06:42 PM (lmTGO)

283 Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok

SCOOP: Sutton, MA Charlie Kirk vigil CANCELLED after leftists threatened organizer & community with violence

I’m told one person had his truck VANDALIZED last night after he posted about the vigil.

Another said she had threats made to her family.

I’m told a lot of people still plan on showing up despite the official vigil being canceled.

Leftists are deranged. They celebrate m*rder and don’t even let us celebrate Charlie’s life.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 18, 2025 06:42 PM (P5BPp)

284

Nick Sortor @nicksortor

AMAZING! The U.S. Senate just voted UNANIMOUSLY to establish October 14th, 2025 — Charlie’s Birthday — as National Charlie Kirk Day

==

day late dollar short, you wanker, thanks

Posted by: runner at September 18, 2025 06:42 PM (g47mK)

285
Add Grace Whitney and Yvonne Craig to the THEN list and it's complete.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2025 06:41 PM (wVcYX)

________

Lee Meriwether

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2025 06:42 PM (tgvbd)

286 are attacking critics of the right-wing activist,
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No you cum swallowing cucks. They’re not criticizing him. They’re dancing on his grave.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 18, 2025 06:42 PM (qM1j6)

287 I know! Opposite of a plot twist is a plot straightening.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 18, 2025 06:42 PM (1a7X7)

288 that, in the moment, she did not grasp the level of animus the public had for an 81-year-old running for re-election.

Does she mean the guy that got 81M votes...the largest amount for a president ever?

But remember those were totally legit vote totals

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2025 06:43 PM (sKqQm)

289 Emma Peel.
Posted by: Eeyore at September 18, 2025 06:41 PM (s0JqF)

Good one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2025 06:43 PM (zZu0s)

290 A DNC male youth outreach coordinator is going on a hunger strike to protest Jimmy Kimmel's suspension:

https://tinyurl.com/285skyst

Don't hold your breath, Jimmy. This is gonna take a while.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 18, 2025 06:36 PM (w6EFb)

How brave and stunning!
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2025 06:38 PM (wVcYX)

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Might I recommend an oxygen strike to help save the planet?

Posted by: ShainS -- UNITE THE CLANS After They Assassinated & Martyred Our Latest BraveHeart at September 18, 2025 06:43 PM (CveCS)

291 What a screwed up world we live in… Charlie Kirk gets murdered in cold blood and the top concern of leftists is… Jimmy Kimmel?? That’s messed up

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 18, 2025 06:43 PM (WdMlw)

292 Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2025 06:41 PM (zZu0s)

I think it's more like Internation Ice Cream Day. Not a holiday, just an acknowledgement. But I totally get your point.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 18, 2025 06:44 PM (Vvh2V)

293 Even as kid I thought MTM show was feminist propaganda.
And then Rhoda -- she sure seemed like a carpet muncher to me, and I didn't even know what that was at that age.

I liked her as Rob's wife though.

Don't get me started on Laverne and Shirley.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at September 18, 2025 06:44 PM (i4yvI)

294 Kamala Harris wrote the only presidential campaign autopsy book that starts with Chapter 11.

Posted by: RickZ at September 18, 2025 06:45 PM (gKDq2)

295 Should someone get assigned to read Harris's ghost writer's book for the Book Thread?

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2025 06:45 PM (+qU29)

296 Buttigieg "would have been an ideal partner -- if I were a straight white man," Harris wrote.troops.

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It's your fault she's a bigot.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at September 18, 2025 06:45 PM (nHCDW)

297 While aboard Air Force One, President Trump calls for Ilhan Omar to be EXPELLED from Congress after she glorified Charlie Kirk’s kiIIing

but not because she celebrated. It's the immigration fraud. And you know mortgage fraud can't be far behind.

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2025 06:45 PM (YNaM/)

298 🚨 BREAKING: In a jaw-dropping announcement, the DOJ has unveiled the largest Medicaid fraud bust in U.S. history, charging 324 defendants for their involvement in a staggering $14.6 billion healthcare fraud scheme, which involved false claims submitted to Medicare and Medicaid.

Posted by: SMOD at September 18, 2025 06:46 PM (jDkKy)

299 You all added worthy additions to the list.

We did not know we were living in a golden time.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2025 06:46 PM (u82oZ)

300 AMAZING! The U.S. Senate just voted UNANIMOUSLY to establish October 14th, 2025 — Charlie’s Birthday — as National Charlie Kirk Day

I love it!

What a great honor for Charlie
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 18, 2025 06:39 PM (P5BPp)

I know it's too soon, but I hope TPUSA does a biopic about him. I've only now just started watching his videos, and I want to know about his background. Like how his faith was formed, where he got his passion from to do what he did, how did he end up with the positions he had, his relationship with his wife, etc...

Did he go to public school or was homeschooled. Did he participate in debate or rhetoric or something? You know, all the details that only those closest to him can tell.

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 18, 2025 06:46 PM (144I4)

301 If any of you guys buy this book I will feel greatly betrayed.
......

I wont, promise.
However my brother will buy the audio version because he loves himself some Kalamama.

Posted by: wth at September 18, 2025 06:46 PM (v0R5T)

302
Nick Sortor
@nicksortor

🚨 JUST IN: While aboard Air Force One, President Trump calls for Ilhan Omar to be EXPELLED from Congress after she glorified Charlie Kirk’s kiIIing

“She’s from SOMALIA! These people come from a place with NOTHING, and then they tell us how to run our country”

EXPEL AND DEPORT!

[45-second video:] https://is.gd/G55RPV
Posted by: ShainS -- UNITE THE CLANS After They Assassinated & Martyred Our Latest BraveHeart at September 18, 2025 06:38 PM (CveCS)
***

I've been to a lot of really shitty places in the world. Somalia ranks right down there as one of the worst. A complete shithole.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2025 06:46 PM (2WIwB)

303 181 >>>Best of all, the seat is only 17" off of the ground, so my feet will actually sit flat on the ground at all times 🤣🤣🤣
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade
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youtube.com/watch?v=8bfyS-S-IJs

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 18, 2025 06:26 PM (tiYpZ)

I LOVE that song! 🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at September 18, 2025 06:46 PM (SRRAx)

304
I must object to this unfair characterization of Elton John's rhinestone speedo being less gay than Timmy Walz.

After all, Elton John's rhinestone speedo has often had Elton John's penis inside it,

Posted by: naturalfake at September 18, 2025 06:22 PM (iJfKG)

Elton John may be teh ghey, but he's also pretty cool.

He used to trade email messages regularly with Rush Limbaugh and even though they disagreed on most things, he was a friend and played at Rush's wedding.

A couple of years ago, he called the Metallica song "Nothing Else Matters" one of the greatest rock songs ever written.

And as a side note, his writing partner Bernie Taupin's wife is a total MILFy smokeshow.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 18, 2025 06:47 PM (y9nCu)

305 BTW, if you want to talk about 60s hotties, those two German twins Pixy Misa gave us last week would rank high. The Kesslers.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 18, 2025 06:47 PM (s0JqF)

306 Don't get me started on Laverne and Shirley.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at September 18, 2025 06:44 PM (i4yvI)

Laverne and Shirley only got ratings because it followed Happy Days and rode those coattails. Even as a teen I thought Laverne was hideous… but Shirley was cute

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 18, 2025 06:47 PM (WdMlw)

307 Skip

Absolutely NOT.

Put her in the rear view mirror, and don't look back.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2025 06:47 PM (u82oZ)

308 If I were a straight white man
and you were a lady
would you marry me anyway
would you have my baby?

Posted by: Mayo Pete at September 18, 2025 06:47 PM (v0R5T)

309
The MTM show gave us Ted Baxter, that shining ideal of what a news anchorman should be.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 18, 2025 06:48 PM (w6EFb)

310 Speaking of impeachment, I mentioned last night that there is a 2019 pic of Elizabeth Warren with Ermiya Fanaeian - alleged leader of the Armed Queers Salt Lake City" (AQSLC) group. Also either Iranian or pali. Also got training in Cuba? Also, get this, was anti-gun advocate , before going full queer jihadist Che with guns. Whatever works, chief!

Posted by: runner at September 18, 2025 06:48 PM (g47mK)

311 Eeyore

Talented and beautiful. I had never heard of them before.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2025 06:48 PM (u82oZ)

312 $14.6 billion / 324 = $45 million

Posted by: SMOD at September 18, 2025 06:48 PM (jDkKy)

313 299 You all added worthy additions to the list.

We did not know we were living in a golden time.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2025 06:46 PM (u82oZ)
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My wife has told me that, among women, the 20 years after WWII is seen as a golden age for their clothes and style etc.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 18, 2025 06:49 PM (s0JqF)

314 My new camp chair is here! My new multi-colored camp chair is here! I'm gonna have the cutest seat at the Texas MoMe 🥳🎊🥳🎊🥳

The chair is a rocker, but instead of having huge rockers that people can trip over, it has pneumatic thingies on the 2 back legs.

Is this a Mannix chair? One with huge rockers? Pneumatic rockers? Whoa!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2025 06:49 PM (2WIwB)

315 Buttigieg "would have been an ideal partner -- if I were a straight white man," Harris wrote troops.
......

Because straight white men loves themselves a poofter.

Posted by: Mayo Pete at September 18, 2025 06:50 PM (v0R5T)

316 "Regarding that investigation's impact on its ambitions in North America, Burisma CEO Mykola Zlochevsky reportedly said, 'Don't worry Hunter will take care of all of those issues through his dad.' Zlochevsky reportedly stated that he had to pay $5 million to Hunter Biden and $5 million to Joe Biden, an arrangement he described as 'poluchili,' which is Russian crime slang for being "forced or coerced to pay," according to the document declassified in 2023.

Curse you, statue of limitations.

Posted by: toby928 at September 18, 2025 06:50 PM (jc0TO)

317 I know it's too soon, but I hope TPUSA does a biopic about him. I've only now just started watching his videos, and I want to know about his background. Like how his faith was formed, where he got his passion from to do what he did, how did he end up with the positions he had, his relationship with his wife, etc...

Did he go to public school or was homeschooled. Did he participate in debate or rhetoric or something? You know, all the details that only those closest to him can tell.

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 18, 2025 06:46 PM

This is not a biopic, but Gina Carano reposted this touching video last night. What looks like a taping of when Charlie Kirk announced his engagement to his wife before one of his shows. With his wife with him.

X video: https://bit.ly/4nEePXl

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 18, 2025 06:50 PM (P5BPp)

318 I was so confused, on purpose, for the last 4yrs with retards in the WH (no offence to retards) that I kept getting Buttplug mixed up with the Trans Bald Guy who stole women's luggage at airports.

The only cabinet member I was certain of was Caroline Kennedy Shitbird, who was the stuttering and wrinkled ambassador to Japan. I felt badly for Japan.

For reasons unknown I am reading about Carolyn, who married John-John. She was quite the strange chick. I typically read two or three books at a time. This is not the book I bring out in public to look smart. In fact, it is so goofy it is going to charity. I don't believe in throwing away books, but I think I did one of GW Bush as I now dislike all Bush people. He betrayed me first when he said, "religion of peace." I was done.

I have a whole lot to do and it is enraging me that I feel sort of sick and ick.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 18, 2025 06:50 PM (6PCLE)

319 So, Kamala Harris was homophobic
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Most straight women are. The liberal ones just virtue signal to pretend otherwise.

Posted by: Crusader at September 18, 2025 06:50 PM (TN0g+)

320 You all added worthy additions to the list.

We did not know we were living in a golden time.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2025 06:46 PM (u82oZ)

Dammit. Suzanne Plechette!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2025 06:51 PM (zZu0s)

321
Gahd, are any of the hair-clutchers on X going to sue their schools for miseducating them on the 1st Amendment? ABC has the right to fire a non-performing asset that's stoking a PR disaster. HELLLOOO.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2025 06:51 PM (cCfL4)

322 So, Kamala Harris was homophobic
.....

but needed a shopping buddy.

Posted by: wth at September 18, 2025 06:51 PM (v0R5T)

323 I need one! In, uh, more "masculine" colors, but I like it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2025 06:12 PM (omVj0)

mount a small trebuchet on one of the arms. That will cover anything with masculine coolness.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2025 06:51 PM (8avO+)

324 320 You all added worthy additions to the list.

We did not know we were living in a golden time.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2025 06:46 PM (u82oZ)

Dammit. Suzanne Plechette!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2025 06:51 PM (zZu0s)
________
Yes.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 18, 2025 06:52 PM (s0JqF)

325 I have only one question, who did Ermiya's transition. His surgeries ??

Posted by: runner at September 18, 2025 06:52 PM (g47mK)

326 Curse you, statue of limitations.
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Does "conspiracy to commit..." (rather than the commission itself) do anything to lengthen the statue of limitations?

Posted by: Crusader at September 18, 2025 06:52 PM (TN0g+)

327 gah, my eyes! why was there no warning about that hunger striker pic? what a pig.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 18, 2025 06:53 PM (5o2dQ)

328 Kamala Harris wrote the only presidential campaign autopsy book that starts with Chapter 11.
Posted by: RickZ at September 18, 2025 06:45 PM

Ouch.

Posted by: toby928 at September 18, 2025 06:53 PM (jc0TO)

329 If I were a straight white man
and you were a lady
would you marry me anyway
would you have my baby?
Posted by: Mayo Pete at September 18, 2025 06:47 PM (v0R5T)

Harry Chapin? Fuck you sideways for that earworm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2025 06:53 PM (zZu0s)

330 Heck I even had a crush on Marcia Brady… and her mom!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 18, 2025 06:53 PM (WdMlw)

331 Curse you, statue of limitations.

Posted by: toby928 at September 18, 2025 06:50 PM

Jerry: Statute.

Kramer: What?

Jerry: Statute of limitations. It's not a statue.

Kramer: No, statue.

Jerry: Fine, it's a sculpture of limitations.

Kramer: Just wait a minute... Elaine, Elaine! Now you're smart, is it statue or statute of limitations?

Elaine: Statute.

Kramer: Oh, I really think you're wrong.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 18, 2025 06:54 PM (P5BPp)

332 How would you like to be drinking in this bar? Rosie O was in an Irish bar and went on a 20minute rant about Trump and Kimmel. There ain't enough shots in all the bars in the world to make me want to be there

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2025 06:55 PM (lmTGO)

333 she struggled to reconcile her personal affection for him with disappointment in moments she felt he stumbled.

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She must've been wearing X-ray specs because I never detected a molecule of charm.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at September 18, 2025 06:55 PM (nHCDW)

334 Heck I even had a crush on Marcia Brady… and her mom!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 18, 2025 06:53 PM (WdMlw)

Endora was a difficult and not proud wank.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2025 06:55 PM (zZu0s)

335 331 — LoL…. Kramer: They know… and they’re the ones writing it off

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 18, 2025 06:56 PM (WdMlw)

336 Heck I even had a crush on Marcia Brady… and her mom!
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Carol Brady > any of the other Bradys...and Alice

Posted by: Crusader at September 18, 2025 06:56 PM (TN0g+)

337 Nood. Kimmel.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2025 06:56 PM (zZu0s)

338 >>>I feel run down and semi-ill today and don't know why. I could go on some sort of weak rampage at some point.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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I prescribe a tonic with a twist of lime and gin.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 18, 2025 06:56 PM (tiYpZ)

339 Heck I even had a crush on Marcia Brady… and her mom!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 18, 2025 06:53 PM (WdMlw)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Barry Williams at September 18, 2025 06:56 PM (wVcYX)

340 Talking about 70s Happy Days spin-off crushes,

No one has brought up Mindy.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at September 18, 2025 06:57 PM (i4yvI)

341 >>CDC Panel just voted to no longer require MMR Vaccine for children under 4.

Blue States are already screaming they’re gonna vaccinated your kids with everything including COvID whether you want it or not.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2025 06:32 PM (dmH0a)

I wonder, do the states and the manufacturers still get immunity from liability if they compel children to get a non-mandatory shot?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2025 06:57 PM (rbvCR)

342 Watching Charlie Kirk Today on TBN

Nick Freitas is doing a lovely tribute, talking about common sense approaches, 5 categories to use talents to advance others, maintain focus & stay true to your overall purpose.

Posted by: L - No nic (cellphone) at September 18, 2025 06:57 PM (NFX2v)

343 If any of you guys buy this book I will feel greatly betrayed.

I won't buy it. Wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2025 06:58 PM (0sNs1)

344 Endora was a difficult and not proud wank.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2025 06:55 PM (zZu0s)

Hehehe.

"Moorehead"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2025 06:58 PM (06Hmj)

345 I hate to be that guy, but is making his death a holiday... over the top?

I'm just asking. It seems sometimes like we are doing over the top hagiography.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2025 06:41 PM (zZu0s)

Its just a day, not a holiday.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2025 06:58 PM (8avO+)

346 251 $75?!?

Does it bring you peeled grapes and beer?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2025 06:38 PM (zZu0s)

It must be the pneumatic rockers. And the improved "camp chair that's a rocker, but has the footprint of a regular camp chair".

And the fact that it's really cute....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at September 18, 2025 07:00 PM (SRRAx)

347 @TheBritLad
·
1h
🚨NEWS: when asked why Sadiq khan wasn’t at the Royal banquet on his state visit

President Trump says : “I didn’t want him there, I asked for him not to be there, I don’t want that”

Sadiq Khan the mayor of London wasn’t welcomed, and he did not attend.

Posted by: Don Black at September 18, 2025 07:00 PM (AOsQT)

348 Buttigieg "would have been an ideal partner -- if I were a straight white man," Harris wrote
___

So blacks won't vote for a gay VP if the Prez candidate is a black woman, but WILL if the Prez candidate is a straight white man? More of that crisp thinking from our former day drunk DEI VP.

Posted by: Mmm Hmmm at September 18, 2025 07:01 PM (qUkBO)

349 Thank you Clyde

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 18, 2025 07:03 PM (144I4)

350 Wow pick a fag, any fag.

Historic!

Posted by: torabora at September 18, 2025 07:07 PM (n62FK)

351 298 🚨 BREAKING: In a jaw-dropping announcement, the DOJ has unveiled the largest Medicaid fraud bust in U.S. history, charging 324 defendants for their involvement in a staggering $14.6 billion healthcare fraud scheme, which involved false claims submitted to Medicare and Medicaid.
Posted by: SMOD at September 18, 2025 06:46 PM (jDkKy)

This is just unpossible! I am assured daily that the FBI under Patel and the Bondi's DOJ are doing absolutely nothing.

Stop it!!!

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at September 18, 2025 07:08 PM (89Sog)

352 President Trump says : “I didn’t want him there, I asked for him not to be there, I don’t want that”

Sadiq Khan the mayor of London wasn’t welcomed, and he did not attend.
Posted by: Don Black at September 18, 2025 07:00 PM (AOsQT)

LOL
Every day I love President Trump more!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 18, 2025 07:08 PM (6PCLE)

353
I prescribe a tonic with a twist of lime and gin.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 18, 2025 06:56 PM (tiYpZ)

Out of tonic. Crisis!

I am hoping I will be better after sleeping.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 18, 2025 07:11 PM (6PCLE)

354 196
VPs used to be chosen because they represented a faction or for geographical balance or to win a state. Once elected they did the chicken-and-peas circuit or worked with senators or gave the kind of speeches the president couldn't. Kamala was completely and utterly useless in any of those. Even the Democrats thought she was a joke.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2025 06:28 PM (tgvbd)

VP is not worth a bucket of warm piss.

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Top Biden Aide Jeff Zients: Biden Had More and More Verbal Stumbles and Losses of Memory and Found It Harder and Harder to Make Decisions
Kamala: I Would Have Picked Bootigieg as VP But I Didn't Want to Run With a Homo