Just a "Classic MAGA" Kind of Assassin

From gKVWE, this guy was pure Christian conservative.

The man charged with killing Charlie Kirk played a pornographic online game called 'Furry Shades of Gay' and followed artists who drew explicit cartoons associated with pedophilia.
Tyler Robinson, 22, was arraigned on seven charges on Tuesday including murder and witness tampering for allegedly shooting conservative activist Charlie Kirk at the Utah Valley University campus last week.
Robinson's online accounts, uncovered by the Daily Mail, show the alleged assassin had an interest in gay porn involving humanoid animal characters called 'furries'.

Wow it's like they're talking about me!

An account linked to Robinson on gaming platform Steam shows he downloaded and played a dating simulator game called 'Furry Shades of Gay'.
There is an account by that name on FurAffinity.com, a website for people with a proclivity for humanoid animal illustrations and dressing up in fur suits, who call themselves 'furries'.
Last week, Craftin247's account on FurAffinity said he had 'recently watched' content created by a user called RedRusker -- an artist known for gay furry porn.

I feel seen.

But RedRusker went too far even for the furries.
In 2023, he was embroiled in a scandal among the niche community when underage porn cartoons he had drawn resurfaced.
One depicted a large older humanoid animal using recreational drugs to have sex with a small, younger humanoid possum called Snack, labeled as being 'age 8' in the depraved comic.
A redacted image viewed by the Daily Mail shows one older character saying to another 'popper him up for me, it'll help', apparently referring to giving drugs to the eight-year-old possum character.

So, what I know about gay culture (via garrett): Poppers -- amyl nitrate -- are taken to dilate the anus and make anal sex more comfortable.

Amyl nitrate more like anal nitrate am i rite

The cartoon is about drugging a "cub" to prepare him for anal rape.

Just classic conservative stuff right there. I see him wearing a sporty Ivy League sweater and smoking a pipe.

Furries call the pedophilia-related content 'cub' porn.
In a May 2023 post on FurAffinity, RedRusker admitted there was 'art I made that depicted underage characters' and 'there are about a dozen or so pieces in total.'

Posted by: Ace at 12:18 PM

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1 Afternoon all

Posted by: Ann at September 18, 2025 12:17 PM (4neFu)

2 Yeet!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 18, 2025 12:18 PM (W2Pud)

3 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2025 12:19 PM (HEGiN)

4 thanks for the tipped hat, ace.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 18, 2025 12:19 PM (gKWVE)

5 This s%*t gets weirder by the day...

Posted by: Silent at September 18, 2025 12:19 PM (jCvle)

6 One depicted a large older humanoid animal using recreational drugs to have sex with a small, younger humanoid possum called Snack, labeled as being 'age 8' in the depraved comic.

A redacted image viewed by the Daily Mail shows one older character saying to another 'popper him up for me, it'll help', apparently referring to giving drugs to the eight-year-old possum character.

I mean, haven't we ALL been there?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2025 12:19 PM (Riz8t)

7 Cub pron.
SMH

Posted by: OkJohn at September 18, 2025 12:19 PM (HRuex)

8 I'm sure The Bulwark will miss the revenue from one of their early subscribers.

Posted by: ballistic at September 18, 2025 12:20 PM (9zvl2)

9 "(via Garrett)"

CRUEL!!!!!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 18, 2025 12:20 PM (wtvvX)

10 Holy crap. These people are sickos.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 18, 2025 12:20 PM (W2Pud)

11 And initial reports indicate the guy who tried to help the assassin escape was of a similar persuasion.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 18, 2025 12:20 PM (tT6L1)

12 Good morning, ace. Is Cosmopolitan trying to get you to pose for the magazine?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2025 12:20 PM (u82oZ)

13 I...can't...even.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2025 12:20 PM (2WIwB)

14 Does Garrett approve of your hat tip though?

BTW In RFK's book on Fauci he notes that there was no attempt to ban poppers or even ads for them in spite of there being a clear correlation between their use and HIV infection.

Posted by: The Lower Depths at September 18, 2025 12:20 PM (Dg7ng)

15 You know what's worse than a furry? A homo that wants to sex up furries

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2025 12:20 PM (dfIr7)

16 Not that there is anything wrong with pedophilia furry gay sex aided with drugs. - The Left.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2025 12:21 PM (u82oZ)

17 Morning Nurse! I get a hug in a few weeks, right? RIGHT?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 18, 2025 12:21 PM (tT6L1)

18 The link BTW goes to "Daily Mail +", archived of course. I'd not actually heard of DM-plus.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 18, 2025 12:21 PM (gKWVE)

19 I took a shower 20 minutes ago. Now I have to do it again.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 18, 2025 12:21 PM (z02TB)

20 The lengths the assassin went to hide his MAGA affinity and create a false flag left-wing degenerate persona are impressive, huh Jimmy?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 18, 2025 12:21 PM (1MlMk)

21 Why is it ok to fly your freak flag? Keep that shit to yourself. Ugh.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 18, 2025 12:21 PM (W2Pud)

22 So, what I know about gay culture (via garrett): Poppers -- amyl nitrate -- are taken to dilate the anus and make anal sex more comfortable.

You know what really dilates the anus?

Having a cellmate called "Tyrone".

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2025 12:21 PM (HEGiN)

23 I don't even get the Japanese and all their "neko" stuff.

Some people just seem like they wanted to fuck their stuffed animals.

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2025 12:22 PM (krQz2)

24 The man charged with killing Charlie Kirk played a pornographic online game called 'Furry Shades of Gay' and followed artists who drew explicit cartoons associated with pedophilia.

Tyler Robinson, 22, was arraigned on seven charges on Tuesday including murder and witness tampering for allegedly shooting conservative activist Charlie Kirk at the Utah Valley University campus last week.

Robinson's online accounts, uncovered by the Daily Mail, show the alleged assassin had an interest in gay porn involving humanoid animal characters called 'furries'.

His parents must be so proud.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2025 12:22 PM (Riz8t)

25 Not only a furry but a furry pedo? Even furries are disgusted by him(maybe not).

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2025 12:22 PM (YwEeS)

26 We're leaving.

Posted by: Lawrence Fishburne at September 18, 2025 12:22 PM (gKWVE)

27 1. You mean to tell me this guy was insane and disgusting? Shocking.

2. There was a lot in this post I could have gone my entire naive, sheltered life without knowing.

Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2025 12:22 PM (Wmg4n)

28 See, Kimmel was right!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2025 12:22 PM (63Dwl)

29 The man charged with killing Charlie Kirk played a pornographic online game called 'Furry Shades of Gay' and followed artists who drew explicit cartoons associated with pedophilia.

So the shooter is a pedo

His co-conspirator that claimed to be the assassin is a pedo.

Will Squirrel Boy complete the trifecta and be one as well?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2025 12:22 PM (sKqQm)

30 26 We're leaving.
Posted by: Lawrence Fishburne at September 18, 2025 12:22 PM (gKWVE)

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I understood this reference.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 18, 2025 12:22 PM (GBKbO)

31 And initial reports indicate the guy who tried to help the assassin escape was of a similar persuasion.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 18, 2025 12:20 PM (tT6L1)

You can bet they're running down any connection there.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2025 12:22 PM (2WIwB)

32 Make America Furry and Gay Again!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 18, 2025 12:22 PM (wtvvX)

33 Democrats banned church services for Covid but didn't ban gay orgies for Monkeypox.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 18, 2025 12:22 PM (1MlMk)

34 The Daily Mail. Foreigners doing the journalism Americans won't.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 18, 2025 12:22 PM (z02TB)

35 When you combine the sickness among us, evil around us, and human nature there is no way we are getting out of this alive. I hope/pray that groups like TPUSA, local churches, and the rest of the Chris Followers can turn this around.

Saw a shirt at Charlie Kirk's memorial that said "Norman Ain't Comin' Back. Jesus Is!" God help us all.

Posted by: Silent at September 18, 2025 12:23 PM (jCvle)

36 You know what's worse than a furry? A homo that wants to sex up furries

I can't even follow that train of thought.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2025 12:23 PM (Riz8t)

37 And initial reports indicate the guy who tried to help the assassin escape was of a similar persuasion.
Posted by: blake

You can't make me believe that they aren't connected.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2025 12:23 PM (HEGiN)

38 Anyone find out how many hours Jimmy Kimmel has logged playing 'Furry Shades of Gay' yet?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2025 12:23 PM (sKqQm)

39 make anal sex more comfortable.
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I can't imagine, but if I did, I think the only way this should be phrased is "make anal sex less uncomfortable"

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 18, 2025 12:23 PM (Dv3i1)

40 What a pussy. Twerp insisted on a gentle surrender. Whatever happened to stuff like Jimmy Cagney in White Heat (top of the world, Ma, top of the world).

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 18, 2025 12:23 PM (gm9Sb)

41 31 And initial reports indicate the guy who tried to help the assassin escape was of a similar persuasion.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 18, 2025 12:20 PM (tT6L1)

You can bet they're running down any connection there.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2025 12:22 PM (2WIwB)

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I haven't seen one of our trolls at all this week. It's now Thursday.

I don't know why I bring it up. Completely unrelated.

Just random firing of nerve endings in my brain.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 18, 2025 12:23 PM (GBKbO)

42 Back in the olden days, I thought there was a limit to how crazy people could be and also how evil people could be.

I was wrong.

Posted by: huerfano at September 18, 2025 12:23 PM (98kQX)

43 I feel dirty just reading the summary of what this whackjob was into.

No desire whatsoever to view the details in full.

Now, time to scrub down in the shower like I'm going in for surgery tomorrow.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2025 12:23 PM (7fElN)

44 So it wasn't some kind of mascot fetish. Sometimes you learn things you wish you rather didn't know.

Posted by: Area_Man at September 18, 2025 12:23 PM (zwu54)

45 Oh and the deviant sex community in any of its permutations almost always tilts young. Homosexuals want twinks. Lesbians want little girls. Furries want little animals. Anime and Manga freaks who buy panties from the vending machine and sleep with a pillow of their favorite character want "loli" and "shota". Its one of the most consistent and predictable perversions among them all.

Its like the connecting tissue of deviancy, the unifying thread that ties them all together: preying on children.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2025 12:23 PM (dfIr7)

46 You can bet they're running down any connection there.

And taking a shower every day after work.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2025 12:23 PM (Riz8t)

47 Then: We just want to be able to get married h8ter!

Now: "The man charged with killing Charlie Kirk played a pornographic online game called 'Furry Shades of Gay' and followed artists who drew explicit cartoons associated with pedophilia."

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2025 12:23 PM (sKqQm)

48 Yep, he's definitely MAGA.

Posted by: First Amendment Martyr Jimmy Kimmel at September 18, 2025 12:24 PM (lIio7)

49 I hope someone doxxes Mr. Rusker. His neighbors should probably be aware of his presence/identity, so they can rig their lawns and kids' bedrooms with whatever type of animal traps they need.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2025 12:24 PM (AtXZW)

50 Piper

2. Agree.

We are going to need better mental institutions or send them to Canada.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2025 12:24 PM (u82oZ)

51 Every Democrat should be asked if they support gay sex with underage comic furries. Watch 'em squirm. Except Cory "*notices bulg* O^O" Booker.

Posted by: Mmm Hmmm at September 18, 2025 12:24 PM (qUkBO)

52 11 And initial reports indicate the guy who tried to help the assassin escape was of a similar persuasion.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker

Almost like they knew each other and were working together, versus a random person as described in his natural dialogue via text with his boyfriend!

Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2025 12:24 PM (Wmg4n)

53 Well possums only live for 2 to four years so in his defense we’re only talking about necrophiliac bestiality.

Posted by: Clay at September 18, 2025 12:24 PM (EXVOd)

54 I want to bathe in bleach after reading this.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 18, 2025 12:24 PM (ajCaF)

55 One depicted a large older humanoid animal using recreational drugs to have sex with a small, younger humanoid possum called Snack, labeled as being 'age 8' in the depraved comic.

And they whirl
And they twirl and they tango
Singing and jingling a jangle
Float like the heavens above
Looks like Possum Love

Posted by: Sulu at September 18, 2025 12:24 PM (gbOdA)

56 So let me get this straight:

-- online furry porn games
-- gay furry porn
-- websites for furry porn
-- furry porn "artists"
-- special "cub" porn for pedos

How fucking deep does this creepy perversion go?? It seems so widespread it's like I'm the only one not into it. I feel like I've woken up after all the pod people took over and I'm only now realizing it. [Vomits]

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 18, 2025 12:24 PM (iFTx/)

57 Poppers -- amyl nitrate -- are taken to dilate the anus"

Hey - a new way to get more refrigerant! (Casting back to last thread)

Posted by: man at September 18, 2025 12:25 PM (tubbA)

58 The trolls are coordinating a new line since "shooter is MAGA" has shit the bed.

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2025 12:25 PM (YwEeS)

59 Anime and Manga freaks who buy panties from the vending machine and sleep with a pillow of their favorite character want "loli" and "shota"

I...don't want to know.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2025 12:25 PM (Riz8t)

60 I'll take "stuff I didn't need to know" for $1000, Alex.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 18, 2025 12:25 PM (rvwwT)

61 What I learned today.

Furries call the pedophilia-related content 'cub' porn.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy! at September 18, 2025 12:25 PM (L/fGl)

62 Whelp, I went to Steam and found the game (GAYme?) If you ever wanted to see graphic depictions of wolf-men sodomizing one another, you're in luck! Otherwise, stay away...

There's even DLC, like Furry Shades 3: Still Gayer!

Totally MAGA.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 18, 2025 12:25 PM (JCZqz)

63 Sick fucks.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2025 12:25 PM (Q4IgG)

64 And that's just his disturbing personal life. He also was a radical antifa guy who hated Charlie Kirk and Trump. He started on this path years ago, according to family and friends. That's why his "Trump costume" was him being carried on Trump's back.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2025 12:25 PM (dfIr7)

65 I regret being able to read now.Thanks.

Posted by: Tom at September 18, 2025 12:26 PM (hieK9)

66 We are not dealing with the brightest stars in the human sky.

Posted by: B. Franklin at September 18, 2025 12:26 PM (n4GiU)

67 Does he have sandy cheeks?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2025 12:26 PM (63Dwl)

68 OT, but...

I don't think many people noticed this yesterday:

https://x.com/nypost/status/
1968515074366046428

Immigration judge rules Mahmoud Khalil to be deported to Syria or Algeria citing green card fraud: court docs

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Not random third countries, unfortunately, he has ties to both. But, lying on green card applications is getting some high profile precedent for denaturalization and deportation.

Fun.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 18, 2025 12:26 PM (GBKbO)

69 I was wrong.
Posted by: huerfano at September 18, 2025 12:23 PM (98kQX)

From now on, when some incel on 4chan complains about how women these days read a lot of depraved shit (sure, many do), at least now you can point to this article and shut them up.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 18, 2025 12:26 PM (gKWVE)

70 So the killer was a violent homosexual who specialized in pederasty and animal ass sex?

Posted by: Pray The Gay Away at September 18, 2025 12:26 PM (OU3xT)

71 I don't even get the Japanese and all their "neko" stuff.
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One could assert that Japan is a largely Godless nation.

Posted by: Crusader at September 18, 2025 12:26 PM (TN0g+)

72 So let me get this straight:

-- online furry porn games
-- gay furry porn
-- websites for furry porn
-- furry porn "artists"
-- special "cub" porn for pedos

It's like Madlibs for perverts.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2025 12:26 PM (Riz8t)

73 We were better off with them out of sight.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 18, 2025 12:26 PM (BpO1e)

74 It's amazing that The Smiting Time has been held back for so long.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2025 12:26 PM (0sNs1)

75 There is an account by that name on FurAffinity.com, a website for people with a proclivity for humanoid animal illustrations and dressing up in fur suits, who call themselves 'furries'.
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Honestly, the FBI just needs to take a look at anyone with an account there, just to be on the safe side.

Posted by: Methos at September 18, 2025 12:26 PM (vSvIl)

76 How fucking deep does this creepy perversion go??

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Hey! Love is love.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy! at September 18, 2025 12:26 PM (L/fGl)

77 off star wars sox

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 18, 2025 12:27 PM (gbOdA)

78 62 Whelp, I went to Steam and found the game (GAYme?) If you ever wanted to see graphic depictions of wolf-men sodomizing one another, you're in luck! Otherwise, stay away...

There's even DLC, like Furry Shades 3: Still Gayer!

Totally MAGA.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 18, 2025 12:25 PM (JCZqz)

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"There are secretly gay Midwestern Republicans, so yes, totally MAGA."
-the left, 99.999% probability

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 18, 2025 12:27 PM (GBKbO)

79 I...don't want to know.

You honestly don't. There are depths of perversion difficult to conceive. I'm an idiot, I just have to know stuff so I go down these rabbit holes and there is no scrubber to clean you brain out again. I still regret having watched Caligula.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2025 12:27 PM (dfIr7)

80 > The Daily Mail. Foreigners doing the journalism Americans won't.

Daily Mail is a conundrum to me. Some of their stories, like this one, are well researched, well written, and full of information that doesn't sound like AI slop. Other articles are pure trash filled with innuendo, rumor, and false information. It's jarring.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2025 12:27 PM (lIio7)

81 Must Love Dogs.

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2025 12:27 PM (krQz2)

82 You can't make me believe that they aren't connected."

The Human Centipede?

*ducks*

Posted by: man at September 18, 2025 12:27 PM (tubbA)

83 Nancy Mace will come.

Posted by: Steiner at September 18, 2025 12:27 PM (jc0TO)

84 For the love of God, how do these people manage to look at themselves in a mirror?

Posted by: RebeccaH at September 18, 2025 12:27 PM (VFung)

85 Hmm. So, no motive then.

Time to move on and tackle the real issue plaguing our country, white supremacy.

Posted by: Jasmine Crockett's Eyelashes at September 18, 2025 12:27 PM (Dv3i1)

86 I'm curious if/when Tyler's parents noticed that he was turning odd.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 18, 2025 12:27 PM (rJ48h)

87 well, they had government enablers. remember when Tulsi fired the whole cadre of them, in her own office of Director of National Intelligence, when it came to light what they were doing on company time ? 100 Intelligence OFFICERS. Let's look at the article from notorious ABC :

https://tinyurl.com/53sj7r5b

Posted by: runner at September 18, 2025 12:28 PM (g47mK)

88 If you ever wanted to see graphic depictions of wolf-men sodomizing one another, you're in luck!

Do I!!!?

Oh wait, no, no I don't.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2025 12:28 PM (Riz8t)

89 17 Morning Nurse! I get a hug in a few weeks, right? RIGHT?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

You bet your bippy!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 18, 2025 12:28 PM (W2Pud)

90 30 26 We're leaving.
Posted by: Lawrence Fishburne at September 18, 2025 12:22 PM (gKWVE)

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I understood this reference.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 18, 2025 12:22 PM (GBKbO)

Fuck this ship.

Posted by: Severely underrated flick at September 18, 2025 12:28 PM (TbWk/)

91 BBC, Who is Tyler Robinson, the suspect in custody for shooting Charlie Kirk? 2 days ago, Brajesh Upadhyay and Kayla Epstein, Washington, DC and Washington, Utah

In part, "Robinson has no prior convictions and no history of violent offences, according to a Public Safety Assessment Report filed in Utah state court."
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Again, "No prior convictions and no history of violent offences." But embroiled in a scandal ^ (above) among the niche (gaming) community in 2023.

I have so many more Qs.

Thanks.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at September 18, 2025 12:28 PM (NFX2v)

92 90 30 26 We're leaving.
Posted by: Lawrence Fishburne at September 18, 2025 12:22 PM (gKWVE)

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I understood this reference.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 18, 2025 12:22 PM (GBKbO)

Fuck this ship.
Posted by: Severely underrated flick at September 18, 2025 12:28 PM (TbWk/)

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I think it's....overrated. And it's not that highly rated.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 18, 2025 12:28 PM (GBKbO)

93 "I'm sorry, and I'll say this to the Virgin Mary. I don't think I could have been able to straighten out that twinkle toe cocksucker".

GySgt Hartman, USMC

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 18, 2025 12:28 PM (gm9Sb)

94 Robinson's online accounts, uncovered by the Daily Mail, show the alleged assassin had an interest in gay porn involving humanoid animal characters called 'furries'.

Wow it's like they're talking about me!

I love your musk.

Posted by: toby928 at September 18, 2025 12:28 PM (jc0TO)

95 It's amazing that The Smiting Time has been held back for so long.

I have for a while now argued that the reason things are so awful in western culture and America is because of stuff like this and abortion. God will not be mocked.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2025 12:28 PM (dfIr7)

96 "More than 100 intelligence community employees will be terminated and have their security clearances revoked as the intelligence community investigates group chats that allegedly discussed explicit behavior, officials said.

The chats, which were hosted on a chat system for the intelligence community that was maintained by the National Security Agency, took place on a secure intranet called Intelink in two server channels titled "LBTQA" and "IC_Pride_TWG," according to intelligence community officials."

Posted by: runner at September 18, 2025 12:28 PM (g47mK)

97 59 Anime and Manga freaks who buy panties from the vending machine and sleep with a pillow of their favorite character want "loli" and "shota"

I...don't want to know.
Posted by: Archimedes

There are some VERY graphic Japanese body pillows out there (they're called dakimakura). There are some funny ones, too...like this anime Bernie Sanders one (yes, it's SFW) https://tinyurl.com/3t7cje59

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 18, 2025 12:28 PM (JCZqz)

98 So the killer was a violent homosexual who specialized in pederasty and animal ass sex?
Posted by: Pray The Gay Away

NTTAWWT

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy! at September 18, 2025 12:28 PM (L/fGl)

99 I want to bathe in bleach after reading this.
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Ivermectin would be better.

Posted by: Things they claimed #45 said at September 18, 2025 12:29 PM (TN0g+)

100 "Furries call the pedophilia-related content 'cub' porn."
The left wants us to accept this kink.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2025 12:29 PM (NpAcC)

101 How fucking deep does this creepy perversion go??

To be fair, there are women who got themselves Internet famous by sleeping with a thousand men on one weekend so ...

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 18, 2025 12:29 PM (1MlMk)

102 Poppers -- amyl nitrate -- are taken to dilate the anus and
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... get more carry-on space.

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2025 12:29 PM (krQz2)

103 "Just classic conservative stuff right there. I see him wearing a sporty Ivy League sweater and smoking a pipe."

Ace is showing his 29 years now. The majority of those Ivy Leaguers are no longer conservative, but rather radical leftists, brainwashed into the glories of communism.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 18, 2025 12:29 PM (vbXSk)

104 MAGA bullied him for being a furry/trans/homo therefore causing Kirk's death narrative incoming.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 18, 2025 12:30 PM (wrEn7)

105 >>So, what I know about gay culture (via garrett)

That was uncalled for, My Love.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2025 12:30 PM (YbF8U)

106 70 So the killer was a violent homosexual who specialized in pederasty and animal ass sex?
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Yep. Even more severely conservative than Mitt Romney.

Posted by: Mmm Hmmm at September 18, 2025 12:30 PM (qUkBO)

107 Speaking of furries, I saw the last Planet of Apes movie last night. Some great CGI -- the apes looked so realistic it was like they had real apes starring in the movie -- but the story was overlong and the third act was like it was from a different movie. I also laughed when they found all those military assault weapons in the old army base. The girl takes a pistol … but leaves all the other weapons. Yea, ok.

My second book (being written right now) involves investigation of strange and possibly dangerous mutations. I'm tired of so many similar stories where they could easily defeat the monsters if only somebody anybody bothered to bring weapons. So in my story, they bring a strapped military fire team for protection.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 18, 2025 12:30 PM (iFTx/)

108 We need a big flashing red light and a full tornado siren for any FBI agent that gets turned on to this.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2025 12:30 PM (u82oZ)

109 80 > The Daily Mail. Foreigners doing the journalism Americans won't.

Daily Mail is a conundrum to me. Some of their stories, like this one, are well researched, well written, and full of information that doesn't sound like AI slop. Other articles are pure trash filled with innuendo, rumor, and false information. It's jarring.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2025 12:27 PM (lIio7)

It's why one has to be discerning. Like SkyNews, sometimes you can only get the truth about domestic events from a foreign source, but they can also be just as completely full of shit as the US MFM. It can be a frustrating slog for sure.

Posted by: Journalistic integrity my ass at September 18, 2025 12:30 PM (TbWk/)

110 What color was the fur on the possum? Asking fir a friend

Posted by: El Borak at September 18, 2025 12:30 PM (YH0E3)

111 Daily Mail is a conundrum to me.

Yeah its sort of a puzzler reading their website. 90% of it is tabloid "look at what x starlet wore to y event" crap. But 10% of it is "huh, why isn't anyone else covering this, its actually news" stuff.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2025 12:30 PM (dfIr7)

112 ace with the poetry again.

*Looks for pipe and cricket outfit*

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 18, 2025 12:30 PM (ufFY8)

113 This is all so gross. Ew

Posted by: jmel at September 18, 2025 12:30 PM (RWHIh)

114 There are some VERY graphic Japanese body pillows out there (they're called dakimakura).

Doesn't that kind of require that you do "it" with the lights on?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2025 12:30 PM (Riz8t)

115 So, what I know about gay culture (via garrett)

That was uncalled for, My Love.
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2025 12:30 PM (YbF8U)

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LOL!

I needed the laugh. Thanks.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 18, 2025 12:30 PM (tT6L1)

116 105 >>So, what I know about gay culture (via garrett)

That was uncalled for, My Love.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2025 12:30 PM (YbF8U)

LOL.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 18, 2025 12:31 PM (wtvvX)

117 "A free and democratic society cannot silence comedians because the President doesn't like what they say.

This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand.

All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act."
-- Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov

But a comedian wearing an Obama mask at a local rodeo having his life ruined is totes ok!!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2025 12:31 PM (0sNs1)

118 "Poppers -- amyl nitrate -- are taken to dilate the anus and make anal sex more comfortable."

There's one thing I could have happily gone my entire life without knowing ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 18, 2025 12:31 PM (iFTx/)

119 105 >>So, what I know about gay culture (via garrett)

That was uncalled for, My Love.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2025 12:30 PM (YbF8U)

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Does Allahpundit know?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 18, 2025 12:31 PM (GBKbO)

120 Good grief. In my day we had an old playboy, scrambled cable porn and we liked it!

Posted by: Josephistan at September 18, 2025 12:31 PM (FLx59)

121 More like anal night rate - which is free btw. CALL ME!!

-David French

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2025 12:32 PM (XB2Nn)

122 Furries worried about underage content? That's new.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 18, 2025 12:32 PM (IrvLi)

123 Have to take the ball gag out of Allahpundit's mouth to be sure.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 18, 2025 12:32 PM (gKWVE)

124 I also laughed when they found all those military assault weapons in the old army base. The girl takes a pistol … but leaves all the other weapons. Yea, ok.
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But like you said, it was a girl, so...

Posted by: Crusader at September 18, 2025 12:32 PM (TN0g+)

125 WASHINGTON, Utah (KUTV) — New details have been released in a probable cause statement, reporting that Mia Bailey, who was wanted as a suspect in a double homicide, admitted to shooting her parents to death.

Mia Bailey, 28, born Collin Troy Bailey, identifies as transgender and has confessed to fatally shooting his parents, Joseph and Gail Bailey, in their Washington City home at 1039 E. Chinook Drive, St. George, on June 18, 2024.

All of this in a town of less than 30k.
All of this is social contagion of very sick ideas for no doubt very very sick people.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 18, 2025 12:32 PM (gbOdA)

126 >>So, what I know about gay culture (via garrett)

That was uncalled for, My Love.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2025 12:30 PM (YbF8U)

LOL.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 18, 2025 12:31 PM (wtvvX)

lol

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 18, 2025 12:32 PM (i24o9)

127
Yeah its sort of a puzzler reading their website. 90% of it is tabloid "look at what x starlet wore to y event" crap. But 10% of it is "huh, why isn't anyone else covering this, its actually news" stuff.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2025 12:30 PM (dfIr7)

They will cover things the msm would never and I also get my fashion/gossip fix but the new paywall sucks.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 18, 2025 12:32 PM (ajCaF)

128 There are some sick people out there. Sick and disgusting… it’s not mental illness, it’s straight up Romans 1 depravity

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 18, 2025 12:33 PM (i5Vkf)

129 F'in preverts, one and all.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at September 18, 2025 12:33 PM (5M/Mg)

130 Heh, scrambled pron. Hey, I think I saw a nipple!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 18, 2025 12:33 PM (rvwwT)

131 Anime and Manga freaks who buy panties from the vending machine and sleep with a pillow of their favorite character want "loli" and "shota"

I...don't want to know.
Posted by: Archimedes

There are some VERY graphic Japanese body pillows out there (they're called dakimakura). There are some funny ones, too...like this anime Bernie Sanders one (yes, it's SFW) https://tinyurl.com/3t7cje59
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 18, 2025 12:28 PM (JCZqz)
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Yea, they are available at comic-cons. In the back sections. Very creepy and a lot are obviously aimed at homos.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 18, 2025 12:33 PM (iFTx/)

132 My eyes need a bleach bath from even reading this. I need to go puke.

Posted by: DPICM at September 18, 2025 12:33 PM (zt2eU)

133 Event Horizon is an interesting concept.Not executed all that well though.

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2025 12:33 PM (YwEeS)

134 > For the love of God, how do these people manage to look at themselves in a mirror?

This is why they leave the LDS Church and become so incredibly bitter to it. They hate themselves and they attribute that to the moral lessons they were taught in church. But for learning those things, they wouldn't feel guilt over watching depraved porn and having gay sex, they think. So every time they feel natural and normal self loathing for doing these things, they contort those feelings to resentment of the church. It's why some ex-Mormons in Utah are the most bitter, angriest people on the planet.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2025 12:34 PM (lIio7)

135 If you're not in to Dragon Furry Sex, you're not MAGA enough for me...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 18, 2025 12:34 PM (TGPs7)

136 Afternoon Ace.
I've never cared about gay crap, but remember their entire culture revolves around sticking their dick in poo. Once you realize that all the other perversions aren't surprising

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2025 12:34 PM (lmTGO)

137 3 Corgis called
Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2025 12:19 PM (HEGiN)
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I'm not sure that line belongs in this thread.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 18, 2025 12:34 PM (s0JqF)

138 Just want to point out:

It doesn't say that Robinson was involved in pedo furry stuff. It just said that one of the content creators he read 2 years ago outraged the *furry* community with pedo stuff.

But again, I don't understand people who really wanted to fuck their stuffed animals.

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2025 12:34 PM (krQz2)

139 Dude, every queen bee West of the Mississippi is gonna be buzzing around the conjugal trailer like a downed hive.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2025 12:34 PM (AtXZW)

140 In this day of sequels,prequels,midquils,spin offs and comic book movies at least Event Horizon was an original idea.

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2025 12:34 PM (YwEeS)

141 All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act."
-- Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov

But a comedian wearing an Obama mask at a local rodeo having his life ruined is totes ok!!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2025 12:31 PM (0sNs1)

Jimmy is unfunny, untalented, and overrated.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 18, 2025 12:34 PM (gbOdA)

142 > There's one thing I could have happily gone my entire life without knowing ....

Same.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2025 12:34 PM (lIio7)

143 He's a bad person and bad things should happen to him.

It's....kind of amusing how lock-step the Media is trying to spin this guy as MAGA. Kinda. It's also sad how effective it still seems to be.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 18, 2025 12:34 PM (xcxpd)

144 There's nothing remotely normal about any of this shit. Yet, we've been conditioned and/or beat into submission to accept it. These people should have been institutionalized years, decades ago. They're clinically insane. It perverted beyond all measure, but it's also a huge mental health issue that sorely has been neglected.

M ake
A sylums
G reat
A gain

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2025 12:34 PM (Q4IgG)

145 I think it's....overrated. And it's not that highly rated.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 18, 2025 12:28 PM (GBKbO)

Thou art a blasphemer and a poltroon.

Posted by: That's it, I'm activating the gravity drive at September 18, 2025 12:34 PM (TbWk/)

146 A leftard told me last night that he was MAGA because the Left are peaceful and always just "protest".

Also she informed me there is a string of lynchings going on down south being covered up by Republicans so it's the same thing.

Same thing as what, she couldn't articulate since the Furry Killer was so MAGA and all.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2025 12:35 PM (XB2Nn)

147 How we dreamed of seeing a nipple.

Posted by: toby928 at September 18, 2025 12:35 PM (jc0TO)

148 Furries worried about underage content? That's new.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 18, 2025 12:32 PM (IrvLi)

It's almost as if the attempted mainstreaming of the furry sexual kink was intended to ensnare children.

Nah, that can't be.

Can't have Joe Camel smoking a cigarette, but it's AOK normalizing dressing adults and teens (and younger) in children's costumes for sexual fetish play.

The left needs a nuclear fire enema.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 18, 2025 12:35 PM (i24o9)

149 140 In this day of sequels,prequels,midquils,spin offs and comic book movies at least Event Horizon was an original idea.
Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2025 12:34 PM (YwEeS)

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It's so degraded that Sinners, a From Dusk til Dawn knockoff with The Thing elements, is viewed as original simply because it doesn't rely explicitly on pre-existing Intellectual Property.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 18, 2025 12:35 PM (GBKbO)

150 Be careful Ace, he might be into Ewoks

Posted by: Eric at September 18, 2025 12:35 PM (a2F+C)

151 There is an entire, enormous underworld out there that most normal people have no idea exists. And were it not for the young innocents who are harmed by it, we would have absolutely no desire to know about.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 18, 2025 12:35 PM (3ImbR)

152 @51 - Hoping most sincerely that Bulg doesn't get noticed.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 18, 2025 12:35 PM (NcvvS)

153 145 I think it's....overrated. And it's not that highly rated.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 18, 2025 12:28 PM (GBKbO)

Thou art a blasphemer and a poltroon.
Posted by: That's it, I'm activating the gravity drive at September 18, 2025 12:34 PM (TbWk/)

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Just remember, I can't even read.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 18, 2025 12:36 PM (GBKbO)

154 That was uncalled for, My Love.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2025 12:30 PM (YbF8U)

LOL.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 18, 2025 12:31 PM (wtvvX)
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You have to respect that Garrett takes it like a man.

err....

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2025 12:36 PM (krQz2)

155 Sock reset.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 18, 2025 12:36 PM (n4GiU)

156 I have for a while now argued that the reason things are so awful in western culture and America is because of stuff like this and abortion. God will not be mocked.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Humanity absent Christianity/Judaism historically results in humans immediately driving society into the gutter to satisfy their unnatural hungers. Sometimes, the horrors get too much for even the despots because it threatens to upend society and so despots crack down on it.

Hobbes, despite being caricatured by later theorists, wrote Leviathan to argue that in the absence of authority--anarchy is a horrific state of nature where strength and power to harm others dictates results. Lives will be nasty, brutish, and short in such places.

And leftists are pushing anarchy in order to bring down what is left of authority in order to seize power. Then the ones at the top will crack down on everyone after their means got to their ends..

Posted by: whig at September 18, 2025 12:36 PM (WDjG6)

157 102 Poppers -- amyl nitrate -- are taken to dilate the anus and
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... get more carry-on space.
Posted by: Axeman

I didn't know until recently just how prevalent drug use is within the gay community. Watching The Bulwark election meltdowns and such, resident gay NeverTrumper Tim Miller talks about all sorts of drug use, and seems surprised when the other members weren't familiar with it.

Posted by: Intercepted The Bukwark Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 18, 2025 12:36 PM (JCZqz)

158 So MAGA stands for "Make Anuses Gay Again"?

Who knew!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 18, 2025 12:36 PM (PlmO8)

159 154 You have to respect that Garrett takes it like a man.

err....
Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2025 12:36 PM (krQz2)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 18, 2025 12:36 PM (GBKbO)

160
But again, I don't understand people who really wanted to fuck their stuffed animals.
Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2025 12:34 PM (krQz2)

Well that's not as weird as some of the freaks zombie has linked I guess?

I'm so disgusted and I wish I could go back in time and not know this.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 18, 2025 12:36 PM (ajCaF)

161
Only some inhibited Jeebus-loving loser could object to healthy drug-fueled furry-wearing pedophile gay sex.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2025 12:36 PM (tgvbd)

162 Do lesbians want young girls? I never heard that. But I defer to the experts.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 18, 2025 12:36 PM (wBaIH)

163 141 All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act."
-- Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov

hey.. Governor Blimp.. All he had to do was apologize and he refused to do that so bye-bye Jimmy...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2025 12:36 PM (VE6XX)

164 How we dreamed of seeing a nipple.

Posted by: toby928 at September 18, 2025 12:35 PM (jc0TO)

*heads to bunk with a 1980s copy of Sears & Roebuck*

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 18, 2025 12:36 PM (i24o9)

165 It's so degraded that Sinners, a From Dusk til Dawn knockoff with The Thing elements, is viewed as original simply because it doesn't rely explicitly on pre-existing Intellectual Property.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 18, 2025 12:35 PM (GBKbO)

Yeah because all whites are racist and all Christians are violent hypocrites is SO original.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2025 12:36 PM (XB2Nn)

166 You have to respect that Garrett takes it like a man.

err....
Posted by: Axeman
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You stole that from "Hey Mickey" lyrics.

Posted by: whig at September 18, 2025 12:37 PM (WDjG6)

167 I read a poll that claimed only 18% of Democrats realize that the assassin is a leftist. The "he was MAGA" thing is deeply ingrained in their ... whatever the organ is that requires them to believe something to maintain their worldview.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2025 12:37 PM (dfIr7)

168 Wondering if Ben Stein regrets giving Kimmel his TV start.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 18, 2025 12:37 PM (NcvvS)

169 Things are proceeding as we have foreseen.

* time on target projectile poop launch *

Posted by: Big Penguin at September 18, 2025 12:37 PM (lM52s)

170 How we dreamed of seeing a nipple.

Posted by: toby928 at September 18, 2025 12:35 PM (jc0TO)
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Luxury!

Posted by: A Yorkshire Man at September 18, 2025 12:37 PM (krQz2)

171 163 141 All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act."
-- Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov

hey.. Governor Blimp.. All he had to do was apologize and he refused to do that so bye-bye Jimmy...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2025 12:36 PM (VE6XX)

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"Murder is wrong, but Charlie Kirk had it comin'" vs. "Free speech absolution even in the context of broadcast licensing agreements and long-standing rivalries between networks and affiliates!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 18, 2025 12:37 PM (GBKbO)

172 Turning Point USA
@TPUSA
The Turning Point Board has unanimously elected Erika Kirk as the new CEO and Chair of the Board.

In prior discussions, Charlie expressed to multiple executives that this is what he wanted in the event of his death.

https://tinyurl.com/mryas98s

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2025 12:37 PM (NpAcC)

173 162 Do lesbians want young girls? I never heard that. But I defer to the experts.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 18, 2025 12:36 PM (wBaIH)

It's less common than gay men and young boys but it happens. I know one writer who was molested by a female teacher when she was very young.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 18, 2025 12:37 PM (xcxpd)

174 Mia Bailey, 28, born Collin Troy Bailey, identifies as transgender and has confessed to fatally shooting his parents, Joseph and Gail Bailey, in their Washington City home at 1039 E. Chinook Drive, St. George, on June 18, 2024.

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Would you rather have a dead son or a live daughter?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy! at September 18, 2025 12:37 PM (L/fGl)

175
Yes. That's what Manga is.

Make Amyl Nitrate Great Again

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2025 12:37 PM (XB2Nn)

176 be fair, there are women who got themselves Internet famous by sleeping with a thousand men on one weekend so ...
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo

There's no sleeping there. Phrasing is simply "getting fucked by" ...

Posted by: From about That Time at September 18, 2025 12:38 PM (n4GiU)

177 Gentlemen, we can win this battle! [paces] Sure, we could lose, and tonight we can go back to our furries and say, "We did it! We lost like we were supposed to! Aren't we proud?!" Or, or we take that hill. We take that hill, and when we stand tall upon it, we hold our heads high, and we yell, "Not this year! This year belongs to the gay furry transgendahs!"

Posted by: General Robinson at September 18, 2025 12:38 PM (qUkBO)

178 If I dog eared the Sears Catalog pages, am I a furry?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 18, 2025 12:38 PM (rvwwT)

179 See? I told you he was a touching person.

Posted by: Matt Gutman at September 18, 2025 12:38 PM (3nLb4)

180 My second book (being written right now) involves investigation of strange and possibly dangerous mutations. I'm tired of so many similar stories where they could easily defeat the monsters if only somebody anybody bothered to bring weapons. So in my story, they bring a strapped military fire team for protection.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 18, 2025 12:30 PM (iFTx/)
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Larry Correia does this a lot in his Monster Hunter International books. The teams that investigate the monster-of-the-book are all well-armed and very proficient in the use of firearms.

"Shoot until it stops moving" is a common theme. Sometimes this actually works.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2025 12:38 PM (7fElN)

181 Guys who screw women are poofs -- Garrett, probably

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 18, 2025 12:38 PM (wBaIH)

182 They should livestream giving this guy the firing squad, in his fursuit, as an object lesson for children.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2025 12:38 PM (AtXZW)

183 Amyl nitrate is the antidote for cyanide poisoning, IIRC. The alternative illicit uses make it difficult to obtain for legitimate lab uses.

Posted by: SamE at September 18, 2025 12:38 PM (DZG86)

184 How we dreamed of seeing a nipple.

Posted by: toby928

Nipples? We dreamed of ankles, and had to settle for bunions.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2025 12:39 PM (Riz8t)

185 Does anyone know how to edit wiki pages? The page Killing of Charlie Kirk broadcasts an insane lie or twenty. One is that George Ziinn is a libertarian conservative. The whack jobs easily brainwash themselves further when the confirmation bias they seek is the first three dozen returns on Google.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at September 18, 2025 12:39 PM (SpUzH)

186
I...don't want to know.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2025 12:25 PM (Riz8t)

You have no idea just how bad it gets. Back in the USENET and alt newsgroups, there were no real controls or limits on anything. And I found myself having seen things that cannot be unseen. Shit that makes Garth Ennis comics look like gospel tracts. You really really really don't want to know.

Posted by: Ugh. Just...ugh at September 18, 2025 12:39 PM (TbWk/)

187 173 162 Do lesbians want young girls? I never heard that. But I defer to the experts.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 18, 2025 12:36 PM (wBaIH)

It's less common than gay men and young boys but it happens. I know one writer who was molested by a female teacher when she was very young.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 18, 2025 12:37 PM (xcxpd)

The Vagina Monologues - a mainstream cultural phenomenon - answer "yes."

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 18, 2025 12:39 PM (zUe/H)

188 Do lesbians want young girls? I never heard that. But I defer to the experts.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 18, 2025 12:36 PM (wBaIH)

Yeah, I don't know the relative difference between man-boy, woman-girl predilections and depredations.

But it is safe to assume, IMO, that anyone who chooses to spend time with children, pre-teens, teens (especially with none of their own) should be prime candidates for suspicion and close supervision.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 18, 2025 12:39 PM (i24o9)

189 read a poll that claimed only 18% of Democrats realize that the assassin is a leftist
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Well 90% of Democrats think illegals are curing cancer, Kamala is a genius, and Biden was solving differential equations right to the end, so.....

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2025 12:39 PM (XB2Nn)

190 Do lesbians want young girls? I never heard that. But I defer to the experts.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 18, 2025 12:36 PM (wBaIH)
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Tammy Bruce openly admitted she was groomed into homosexuality in her book. If I remember correctly, she talks about being a drug addled teenager who was seduced down the homosexual road.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 18, 2025 12:39 PM (tT6L1)

191
Mia Bailey, 28, born Collin Troy Bailey, identifies as transgender and has confessed to fatally shooting his parents, Joseph and Gail Bailey, in their Washington City home at 1039 E. Chinook Drive, St. George, on June 18, 2024.

_________

Expect more of this. Doctors and "health care counselors" too.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2025 12:40 PM (tgvbd)

192 If you're not in to Dragon Furry Sex, you're not MAGA enough for me...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 18, 2025 12:34 PM (TGPs7)

I think dragon furries are "scalies"

Posted by: Josephistan at September 18, 2025 12:40 PM (FLx59)

193 I didn't know until recently just how prevalent drug use is within the gay community. Watching The Bulwark election meltdowns and such, resident gay NeverTrumper Tim Miller talks about all sorts of drug use, and seems surprised when the other members weren't familiar with it.
Posted by: Intercepted The Bukwark Transmissions

Ask Ed Buck

Posted by: Operator Error at September 18, 2025 12:40 PM (gzC/P)

194
You wanna know what I think?

Posted by: Col. "Bat" Guano, U.S. Army at September 18, 2025 12:40 PM (CzfKa)

195 185 Does anyone know how to edit wiki pages? The page Killing of Charlie Kirk broadcasts an insane lie or twenty. One is that George Ziinn is a libertarian conservative. The whack jobs easily brainwash themselves further when the confirmation bias they seek is the first three dozen returns on Google.
Posted by: Denny Crane! at September 18, 2025 12:39 PM (SpUzH)

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Wikipedia editors are leftist autists who jealously guard their fiefdoms and brook no dissent, destroying anyone who gets in the way of their favored narratives in their space.

Any correction you make will get deleted in seconds.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 18, 2025 12:40 PM (GBKbO)

196 So, I don't get it. What's all the gay hate about, all of a sudden?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 18, 2025 12:40 PM (tiYpZ)

197 162 Do lesbians want young girls? I never heard that. But I defer to the experts.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov
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Read Moira Greylock's harrowing autobiography documenting how abusive that abnormal sex fiends can be. Her mother was Marion Zimmer Bradley, big sci fi writer, and her father was Harold Breen also big but I think an academic. Moira was abused by both of them as was her siblings and what is worse, she explains the twisted rationales that both parents used (and other noted folks in their circles) for justification of molestation.

It was to break down all barriers toward aberrant sexuality to build 'tolerance'.

Bullshit of course but like Stan's minions, inversion is a thing--claiming you are doing good while you satisfy your basest and most evil predilections.

Posted by: whig at September 18, 2025 12:41 PM (WDjG6)

198 > Also she informed me there is a string of lynchings going on down south being covered up by Republicans so it's the same thing.

I'm aware of one young black man who was found hanged. He was a student at Delta State University in Mississippi. The black police chief Michael Peeler and black county coroner Randolph Seals have both confirmed the case was suicide.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2025 12:41 PM (lIio7)

199 I'm so glad that our betters normalized perversion for us. It has made the world so much better.

/

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 18, 2025 12:41 PM (0U5gm)

200 189 read a poll that claimed only 18% of Democrats realize that the assassin is a leftist
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Well 90% of Democrats think illegals are curing cancer, Kamala is a genius, and Biden was solving differential equations right to the end, so.....
Posted by: ... at September 18, 2025 12:39 PM (XB2Nn)

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YouGov snap poll with no correcting for any demos and is online only and self-selected.

It's a genuinely garbage piece of shit poll that people should mock, not take anything like seriously.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 18, 2025 12:41 PM (GBKbO)

201
Sick f***ing world we live in
there are no guardrails

Posted by: Don Black. Message: garbled in transmission at September 18, 2025 12:41 PM (AOsQT)

202 Bullshit of course but like Stan's minions, inversion is a thing--claiming you are doing good while you satisfy your basest and most evil predilections.

Posted by: whig at September 18, 2025 12:41 PM (WDjG6)

NOT TODAY, STAN!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 18, 2025 12:42 PM (wtvvX)

203 Just remember, I can't even read.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 18, 2025 12:36 PM (GBKbO)
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Libera te tutamet ex Prometheus.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2025 12:42 PM (7fElN)

204 I've known about the existence of the furry subculture since, oh I don't know, about 2002, having seen the occasional weirdo on a forum have a furry avatar pic and talking about their "kits" (infant skunks) for example.
The only, ONLY reason for its existence is the internet itself, where insane people are easily able to find eachother and form communities. It's big enough that they have furry conventions and have had them for years and years.
I don't have a joke or anything funny to say to lighten the mood. I've never liked how insane communities like this get amplified. It's one of the hazards of the internet itself.
People (liberals mostly) sniff at Pastor "dey eat da poo poo" Ssempa railing at homosexual propaganda, because "obviously nobody could be influenced by gay propaganda, that's ridiculous." And I just think of the fur community, which wouldn't exist at all if they couldn't propagate their perverted nonsense.

Posted by: fb at September 18, 2025 12:42 PM (JVEmw)

205 Wikipedia editors are leftist autists who jealously guard their fiefdoms and brook no dissent, destroying anyone who gets in the way of their favored narratives in their space.

Any correction you make will get deleted in seconds.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Wiki is only useful for subjects that have no current political relevance--like listings of Gilligan's Island episodes and air dates.

Posted by: whig at September 18, 2025 12:42 PM (WDjG6)

206 Yeah I used to edit wikipedia pages for accuracy and would get the stuff I did reversed almost immediately and a nastygram sent to my IP. They're worse than Reddit there.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2025 12:42 PM (dfIr7)

207 Do lesbians want young girls? I never heard that. But I defer to the experts.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 18, 2025 12:36 PM (wBaIH)
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Not nearly as common as gay men being pedos, but yes it happens. There's been reports crimes of female teachers molesting their female students. It's usually post-pubescent girls, 14-16.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 18, 2025 12:42 PM (iFTx/)

208 And I found myself having seen things that cannot be unseen.
Posted by: Ugh. Just...ugh at September 18, 2025 12:39 PM

Myself, I've seen some things that a woman ain't s'pose to see.

Posted by: I've Been to Paradise at September 18, 2025 12:42 PM (0sNs1)

209 It's not so much that I can't read as it is that I don't care.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2025 12:43 PM (XB2Nn)

210 But again, I don't understand people who really wanted to fuck their stuffed animals.
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Don't touch the medallion, either.

Posted by: Methos at September 18, 2025 12:43 PM (vSvIl)

211 Mia Bailey, 28, born Collin Troy Bailey, identifies as transgender and has confessed to fatally shooting his parents, Joseph and Gail Bailey, in their Washington City home at 1039 E. Chinook Drive, St. George, on June 18, 2024.

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Expect more of this. Doctors and "health care counselors" too.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2025 12:40 PM (tgvbd)

I expected more of this, honestly, over specifically targeting people who are ideologically opposed to the mutilation and castration of children. I guess I am naive like that.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 18, 2025 12:43 PM (i24o9)

212 There's a website called Steamcharts.com that gives detailed stats on the number of players for games on Steam. For "Furry Shades of Gay", it looks like it was released in January 2021, and at most had 58 people playing simultaneously, across the globe. There are roughly 3 people playing right now.

That's how niche and extreme this guy is.
https://tinyurl.com/2c6f59bv

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 18, 2025 12:43 PM (JCZqz)

213 Erika should sue wiki

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 18, 2025 12:43 PM (rvwwT)

214 My second book (being written right now) involves investigation of strange and possibly dangerous mutations. I'm tired of so many similar stories where they could easily defeat the monsters if only somebody anybody bothered to bring weapons. So in my story, they bring a strapped military fire team for protection.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 18, 2025 12:30 PM (iFTx/)
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Larry Correia does this a lot in his Monster Hunter International books. The teams that investigate the monster-of-the-book are all well-armed and very proficient in the use of firearms.

"Shoot until it stops moving" is a common theme. Sometimes this actually works.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2025 12:38 PM (7fElN)
________

Like the movie (which was pretty good)?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 18, 2025 12:43 PM (iFTx/)

215 Well 90% of Democrats think illegals are curing cancer, Kamala is a genius, and Biden was solving differential equations right to the end, so.....
Posted by: ... at September 18, 2025 12:39 PM (XB2Nn)

The only math Biden was good at was division.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 18, 2025 12:43 PM (wtvvX)

216 > I didn't know until recently just how prevalent drug use is within the gay community.
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I bet you have to be pretty stoned to even consider being dorked in the squeakhole

Posted by: Don Black. Message: garbled in transmission at September 18, 2025 12:43 PM (AOsQT)

217 So much dirt and evil.

Posted by: runner at September 18, 2025 12:43 PM (g47mK)

218 Here's a very cool photograph of the Falcon 9 rocket passing in front of the sun.

http://tiny.cc/6grs001

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2025 12:43 PM (lIio7)

219 What I learned at AoS today:

Poppers -- amyl nitrate -- are taken to dilate the anus and make anal sex more comfortable.

There will be a quiz later.

Posted by: wth at September 18, 2025 12:44 PM (v0R5T)

220 For God sakes is there any end to rule 34!

Posted by: mishdog at September 18, 2025 12:44 PM (Mfik9)

221 NOT TODAY, STAN!!!
Posted by: Tex Lovera
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Useful as a mantra each day. Just like asking the Holy Spirit to revitalize you during prayers.

Posted by: whig at September 18, 2025 12:44 PM (WDjG6)

222 Well, it's perfectly clear. We need to modernize Lassie, My Friend Flicka, Flipper, Bambi, Rin Tin Tin . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy! at September 18, 2025 12:44 PM (L/fGl)

223 Why can't people like normal things anymore like leggy ginger dominatrixes. What has HAPPENED to the world

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2025 12:44 PM (XB2Nn)

224 214 Larry Correia does this a lot in his Monster Hunter International books. The teams that investigate the monster-of-the-book are all well-armed and very proficient in the use of firearms.

"Shoot until it stops moving" is a common theme. Sometimes this actually works.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2025 12:38 PM (7fElN)
________

Like the movie (which was pretty good)?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 18, 2025 12:43 PM (iFTx/)

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Different Monster Hunter.

Correia's are about an elite team of monster hunters (like vampires) in modern day America (I read the first one forever ago). The movie is based on the games of the same name which are fantasy things about hunting monsters of giant scale in exotic locations.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 18, 2025 12:44 PM (GBKbO)

225 219 What I learned at AoS today:

Poppers -- amyl nitrate -- are taken to dilate the anus and make anal sex more comfortable.

There will be a quiz later.
Posted by: wth
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I have a note from my parents that excludes me from such lessons.

Posted by: whig at September 18, 2025 12:44 PM (WDjG6)

226 JD Vance
@JDVance
4h

Everyone please congratulate @marcorubio, the new host of ABC's late night show!

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Would that be job 6 or 7? I lost count, LOL.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2025 12:45 PM (2ocoG)

227 Well, it's perfectly clear. We need to modernize Lassie, My Friend Flicka, Flipper, Bambi, Rin Tin Tin . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy! at September 18, 2025 12:44 PM (L/fGl)
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Probably already been done in porn fan fic.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 18, 2025 12:45 PM (tT6L1)

228 I didn't know until recently just how prevalent drug use is within the gay community. Watching The Bulwark election meltdowns and such, resident gay NeverTrumper Tim Miller talks about all sorts of drug use, and seems surprised when the other members weren't familiar with it.
Posted by: Intercepted The Bukwark Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 18, 2025 12:36 PM (JCZqz)

Meth. Lots and lots of meth. Pretty sure that's what they found at the Andrew Gillum gay group sex scene along with blood, shit and jizz everywhere. I hope they incinerated and permanently closed off the room after processing the scene. Barf.

Posted by: Another DL democrat like Cory Booker at September 18, 2025 12:45 PM (TbWk/)

229 I don’t believe these polls about what Dems think (eg Robinson is MAGA). They don’t believe it, they say that to pollsters for political reasons. Tribalism

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 18, 2025 12:45 PM (ANuwa)

230 Just remember, I can't even read.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 18, 2025 12:36 PM (GBKbO)
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Libera te tutamet ex Prometheus.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2025 12:42 PM

Et plus Ovaltine bibe

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2025 12:45 PM (0sNs1)

231 FBI Director In Favor of Gun Control? Kash Patel Refused To Stand For 2A
What Did He Just Say?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30L8SHIrDZY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvLSP4ekZ7A

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 18, 2025 12:45 PM (abIsI)

232 I have a note from my parents that excludes me from such lessons.
Posted by: whig at September 18, 2025 12:44 PM (WDjG6)

Me too... {{{shudder}}}

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2025 12:45 PM (VE6XX)

233

In animal suits they party 'til they drop
The gay sex and the drug use just won't stop
The orgy's so exciting
They all want to go a-riding
On "The Furry with the Syringe on Top"

Posted by: muldoon at September 18, 2025 12:45 PM (/iMjX)

234 Does anyone know how to edit wiki pages?

In theory, anyone with an account login can edit any page. But don't bother, you're outnumbered 10:1 by nutballs and the moderators (who are 10:0 nutballs) get the last word.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 18, 2025 12:46 PM (3nLb4)

235 I bet you have to be pretty stoned to even consider being dorked in the squeakhole
Posted by: Don Black. Message: garbled in transmission
.......

I'd have to be unconscious.

Posted by: wth at September 18, 2025 12:46 PM (v0R5T)

236 There's a website called Steamcharts.com that gives detailed stats on the number of players for games on Steam. For "Furry Shades of Gay", it looks like it was released in January 2021, and at most had 58 people playing simultaneously, across the globe. There are roughly 3 people playing right now.

That's how niche and extreme this guy is.
https://tinyurl.com/2c6f59bv
Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 18, 2025 12:43 PM (JCZqz)
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Just for giggles, I went to steamcharts.com to see what it was about.

The first thing I saw was a game called "Amarillo's Butt Slapper" with 8700+ players.

People are weird.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2025 12:46 PM (7fElN)

237 Piper

Groan.

Oklahoma groans.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2025 12:46 PM (u82oZ)

238 Poppers -- amyl nitrate -- are taken to dilate the anus and make anal sex more comfortable.

I'll take "What Tyrone does to your jaw right before he bends you over your bunk" for $2000, Alex.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2025 12:46 PM (HEGiN)

239 That's how niche and extreme this guy is.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 18, 2025 12:43 PM (JCZqz)

I thought shooting Charlie Kirk was how extreme he was. But then again like 50% of Democrats are still hoarse from celebrating so maybe that's not the extreme part.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2025 12:47 PM (XB2Nn)

240 120 Good grief. In my day we had an old playboy, scrambled cable porn and we liked it!
Posted by: Josephistan at September 18, 2025 12:31 PM (FLx59)
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Hell, in my day we didn't have cable, even. Just the centerfolds. I didn't even see Penthouse until I was in college.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 18, 2025 12:47 PM (s0JqF)

241 Read Moira Greylock's harrowing autobiography documenting how abusive that abnormal sex fiends can be. Her mother was Marion Zimmer Bradley, big sci fi writer, and her father was Harold Breen also big but I think an academic. Moira was abused by both of them as was her siblings and what is worse, she explains the twisted rationales that both parents used (and other noted folks in their circles) for justification of molestation.

It was to break down all barriers toward aberrant sexuality to build 'tolerance'.

Bullshit of course but like Stan's minions, inversion is a thing--claiming you are doing good while you satisfy your basest and most evil predilections.

Posted by: whig at September 18, 2025 12:41 PM (WDjG6)

IIRC, similar rationale was used with exposing Lena Dunham and sister to inappropriate sexual material (at the least), and Dunham, no paragon of virtue or modesty, confessed (without any qualms or reservations) to sticking pebbles in her little sister's vagina when they were young.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 18, 2025 12:47 PM (i24o9)

242 I think that parents sexualizing their kids (sometimes without even thinking about it) are part of the problem. Putting your 11 year old girl out in a bikini is part of the problem. Letting her wear makeup and that "sexy nurse costume" that for some reason is made in little kid size is part of the problem. Letting your pre-teen daughter have an Instagram page where she poses in skimpy outfits is part of the problem.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2025 12:47 PM (dfIr7)

243 Known for:Jeb Bush 2016 presidential campaign communications director;
Republican National Committee spokesman;
Never Trump movement

Political party: Republican (before 2020)
Independent (2020–present)
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Independent Bushite. No cognitive dissonance there.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 18, 2025 12:47 PM (tiYpZ)

244 I wasn't even happy knowing what happened during my colonoscopy!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 18, 2025 12:48 PM (rvwwT)

245 IIRC, similar rationale was used with exposing Lena Dunham and sister to inappropriate sexual material (at the least), and Dunham, no paragon of virtue or modesty, confessed (without any qualms or reservations) to sticking pebbles in her little sister's vagina when they were young.

She was just doing product research for Gwyneth Paltrow.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2025 12:48 PM (2ocoG)

246 Old and busted: Teddy bears

New and cool: Bears in teddies

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy! at September 18, 2025 12:48 PM (L/fGl)

247 Expect more of this. Doctors and "health care counselors" too.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2025 12:40 PM (tgvbd)
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In one of Kurt Schlichter's newer Kelly Turnbull novels he has a whole subplot about groups of troons banding together to roam the post-apocalyptic countryside tracking down the doctors and others who made them what they are and dispose of them violently.

Posted by: ballistic at September 18, 2025 12:48 PM (9zvl2)

248 Larry Correia does this a lot in his Monster Hunter International books. The teams that investigate the monster-of-the-book are all well-armed and very proficient in the use of firearms.

"Shoot until it stops moving" is a common theme. Sometimes this actually works.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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Gun pron disguised as sci fi. I read one or two then dropped the series. Grimoire was slightly more interesting but I simply don't care much for Correia's fiction. His defense of the 2A was okay but nothing special either. I think his rants on Fakebook and used to be at MHN website though are comparable to Ace's in sheer savage and cruelty when they occur. Sadly, less frequently than in the past.

Posted by: whig at September 18, 2025 12:48 PM (WDjG6)

249 So where does one procure amyl nitrate? Asking for 7 or 8 friends.

Posted by: Corey "Straight Curious" Booker at September 18, 2025 12:48 PM (qUkBO)

250 I wasn't even happy knowing what happened during my colonoscopy!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 18, 2025 12:48 PM

Did they manage to find your urologist's class ring?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2025 12:49 PM (0sNs1)

251 Poppers -- amyl nitrate -- are taken to dilate the anus and
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... get more carry-on space.
Posted by: Axeman

I didn't know until recently just how prevalent drug use is within the gay community. Watching The Bulwark election meltdowns and such, resident gay NeverTrumper Tim Miller talks about all sorts of drug use, and seems surprised when the other members weren't familiar with it.
Posted by: Intercepted The Bukwark Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 18, 2025 12:36 PM (JCZqz)
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The gay clubs are basically drug supermarkets. Heavy drug use. Well, that's true in straight clubs too, so ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 18, 2025 12:49 PM (iFTx/)

252 Witness tampering

_____________

I suppose this is in reference to the text telling Squirrel Boy not to talk to anyone. But, it could be more than that if he wasn't acting alone (and I have a hard time believing he was).

Posted by: Orson at September 18, 2025 12:49 PM (dIske)

253 I was told there would be no meth.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2025 12:49 PM (XB2Nn)

254 I'm reminded of the SNL skit where, I think it was Pete Davidson, is in court on the stand accused of murder, and his defense lawyer says, "I will prove he couldn't have committed the murder because he was home surfing the Internet at the time of the murder and we have his web history here to exonerate him." And Davidson's character interrupts his defense attorney and asks, "Can I just plead guilty to the murder?"

Posted by: Darin Zimmerman at September 18, 2025 12:49 PM (55jmf)

255 The first thing I saw was a game called "Amarillo's Butt Slapper" with 8700+ players.

People are weird.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2025 12:46 PM (7fElN)
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I think there's a song in there!

Posted by: Zombie Jim Morrison at September 18, 2025 12:49 PM (krQz2)

256 >Hell, in my day we didn't have cable, even. Just the centerfolds.
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Luxury.

The best we could manage was the side of an Aunt Jemima box we scrounged from an old rubbish tip.

Posted by: Don Black. Message: garbled in transmission at September 18, 2025 12:49 PM (AOsQT)

257 143 He's a bad person and bad things should happen to him.

It's....kind of amusing how lock-step the Media is trying to spin this guy as MAGA. Kinda. It's also sad how effective it still seems to be.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo
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The Philadelphia Inquirer, Politics, Pennsylvania, Aug. 21, 2025

"Delaware County is poised to become the first collar county to adopt an ordinance protecting LGBTQ residents from discrimination"

In part, "The ordinance, which was introduced Wednesday, expands on work the council began earlier this summer to protect LGBTQ residents as President Donald Trump targets the transgender community. The council passed a resolution in June declaring Delaware County a safe haven for transgender people and gender-affirming care."

And, “There are people who have differences in the way they live their lives and how they’re seen that need to be addressed because they are facing challenges that most people, cisgender people, don’t face,” she said, arguing that the commission would help address the social problems to which the county is already devoting resources."

What a mess things have become tho' I recall no issues Re: lesbian, queer, gay.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at September 18, 2025 12:49 PM (NFX2v)

258 Larry Correia does this a lot in his Monster Hunter International books. The teams that investigate the monster-of-the-book are all well-armed and very proficient in the use of firearms.

"Shoot until it stops moving" is a common theme. Sometimes this actually works.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2025 12:38 PM (7fElN)
________

Like the movie (which was pretty good)?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 18, 2025 12:43 PM (iFTx/)

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Different Monster Hunter.

Correia's are about an elite team of monster hunters (like vampires) in modern day America (I read the first one forever ago). The movie is based on the games of the same name which are fantasy things about hunting monsters of giant scale in exotic locations.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 18, 2025 12:44 PM (GBKbO)
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Who knew monster hunting was so lucrative?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 18, 2025 12:49 PM (iFTx/)

259 Remember, the shooter seemed to be a normal kid before he went to college and became...this.

Why are we funding colleges again?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2025 12:49 PM (sKqQm)

260 I have a note from my parents that excludes me from such lessons.

Posted by: whig at September 18, 2025 12:44 PM (WDjG6)

I had long wondered what that reference was to in Fight Club.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 18, 2025 12:49 PM (i24o9)

261 Not Piper; muldoon.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2025 12:49 PM (u82oZ)

262 For God sakes is there any end to rule 34!
Posted by: mishdog at September 18, 2025

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I would not be surprised now to learn that Rule 34 has somehow been anthropomorphized itself and turned into a sexy meme star like the long-ago Erin Esurance.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2025 12:49 PM (omVj0)

263 Remember, the shooter seemed to be a normal kid before he went to college and became...this.

Why are we funding colleges again?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2025 12:49 PM (sKqQm)

That should be a good question for Trump's DofEd to tackle.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 18, 2025 12:50 PM (i24o9)

264 "It's like they're talking about me."

That crossed my mind early this morning. Perhaps you might want to reconsider your identity. Maybe a salmon?

Posted by: creeper at September 18, 2025 12:50 PM (zFwIe)

265 And his biggest dream was having his BF turn into a female furry.

I’m not sure how Kirk was preventing that dream from happening.

In a Fox News article, a relative of Twiggs is saying:
"He hates conservatives and Christians," the relative said. "He hated us. He was not raised that way, but he, over the years, has become really detached [and] been radicalized."
"He has obviously gotten progressively worse the last year or two," the relative said, adding that he's "always very angry."

Sounds like Tyler did it to please Twiggs (or just to try to get him to shut up).
The only question is if Twiggs helped.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2025 12:50 PM (6ydKt)

266 227 Well, it's perfectly clear. We need to modernize Lassie, My Friend Flicka, Flipper, Bambi, Rin Tin Tin . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy! at September 18, 2025 12:44 PM (L/fGl)
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Probably already been done in porn fan fic.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 18, 2025 12:45 PM (tT6L1)

My Little Pony has entered the chat...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 18, 2025 12:50 PM (wtvvX)

267 I wasn't even happy knowing what happened during my colonoscopy!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 18, 2025 12:48 PM

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I'm not saying it's Aliens...but it's Aliens.

Posted by: Aliens Guy at September 18, 2025 12:50 PM (krQz2)

268 I would not be surprised now to learn that Rule 34 has somehow been anthropomorphized itself and turned into a sexy meme star like the long-ago Erin Esurance.

She was pretty cute

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2025 12:51 PM (dfIr7)

269 They just want to be able to visit each other in the hospital.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2025 12:51 PM (XB2Nn)

270 IIRC, similar rationale was used with exposing Lena Dunham and sister to inappropriate sexual material (at the least), and Dunham, no paragon of virtue or modesty, confessed (without any qualms or reservations) to sticking pebbles in her little sister's vagina when they were young.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
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Destruction of innocence in children is evil and sexual behavior in childhood affects and warps the child because sex is one of those things that hardwires the pleasure/pain dopamine hits. Violence does something similar. And it warps kids for life which creates lifelong problems for them.

Posted by: whig at September 18, 2025 12:51 PM (WDjG6)

271 Off topic -

CNBC, Politics
Trump administration asks Supreme Court to allow firing of Fed Governor Lisa Cook
Published Thu, Sep 18 2025

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at September 18, 2025 12:51 PM (NFX2v)

272
His high school friends said he was a leftist. So this has been a 5-7 year problem for him.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 18, 2025 12:51 PM (IifOV)

273 In animal suits they party 'til they drop
The gay sex and the drug use just won't stop
The orgy's so exciting
They all want to go a-riding
On "The Furry with the Syringe on Top"
Posted by: muldoon

Brilliant!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy! at September 18, 2025 12:51 PM (L/fGl)

274 I wasn't even happy knowing what happened during my colonoscopy!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 18, 2025 12:48 PM (rvwwT)

Hilarious two and a half men episode where Charlie lies that he has a scheduled colonoscopy to avoid meeting his fiancée’s parents… after the procedure he says with dismay that he’s lost his airtight seal and won’t be able to wear a white tux. Yay! No polyps

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 18, 2025 12:51 PM (i5Vkf)

275 270 AOS: Come for the snark. Stay for the anal dilation.
Posted by: Double prizes!
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Think I will give that a miss thank you very much.

Posted by: whig at September 18, 2025 12:51 PM (WDjG6)

276 178 If I dog eared the Sears Catalog pages, am I a furry?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 18, 2025 12:38 PM (rvwwT)
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More likely a dogeared Pet Smart catalog.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 18, 2025 12:51 PM (s0JqF)

277 188 Do lesbians want young girls? I never heard that. But I defer to the experts.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 18, 2025 12:36 PM (wBaIH)

"(National Center for Victims of Crime)
4. Between 80% and 90% of all pedophiles are male.

Statistics on child predators show a massive gulf between the number of male and female perpetrators. Around 40% of offenders of children under the age of 12 are about the same age or adolescent, according to sex offenders stats. Female pedophiles usually have a different set of motivating factors behind their abuse, and though they seem to target younger victims, they tend to be less concerned with their gender. More specific demographics of pedophiles are challenging to discern, given many of them appear as upstanding citizens and take great measures to avoid suspicion. "

Posted by: Nova Local at September 18, 2025 12:52 PM (tOcjL)

278 And his biggest dream was having his BF turn into a female furry.

I’m not sure how Kirk was preventing that dream from happening. /i]

As per the left it is your bad-think that is causing people to not accept trannies as women. If you just, uh, removed, all those people saying evil things like "men can't become women" then well they would.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2025 12:52 PM (sKqQm)

279 "Classic MAGA"? Wait, was there a "New MAGA" introduced somewhere along the way? With worse flavor but a snazzy new look? Did I miss something again?

Nobody ever tells me anything.

Posted by: GWB at September 18, 2025 12:52 PM (RTQn+)

280 I saw Shades of Gay open for Bronski Beat in 1988.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at September 18, 2025 12:52 PM (v/YwY)

281 He has obviously gotten progressively worse

ISWYDT

Posted by: toby928 at September 18, 2025 12:52 PM (jc0TO)

282 Posted by: muldoon

Brilliant!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Disturbing. When docs go wild, they can really slip in the needle.

Posted by: whig at September 18, 2025 12:52 PM (WDjG6)

283 The man charged with killing Charlie Kirk played a pornographic online game called 'Furry Shades of Gay' and followed artists who drew explicit cartoons associated with pedophilia...

...Robinson's online accounts, uncovered by the Daily Mail, show the alleged assassin had an interest in gay porn involving humanoid animal characters called 'furries'.

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If this was my son, I think I'd be compelled to jump out of a 10-story building window rather than have to live with this.

I don't know anything about this assassin's parents. But if they're even remotely normal, I feel for them.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 18, 2025 12:52 PM (qBdHI)

284 What happened to the video games where you ordered armies to their death or shot monsters?

Posted by: Corona_Exile at September 18, 2025 12:52 PM (qHgX8)

285 I think dragon furries are "scalies"
Posted by: Josephistan

Snake people, too! There's a game called "Xcom Chimera Squad" with a friendly snake alien cop...and there's all kinds of creepy sexualized fan art of her
https://tinyurl.com/3ny5kjd7

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 18, 2025 12:52 PM (JCZqz)

286 AOS: Come for the snark. Stay for the anal dilation.
Posted by: Double prizes! at September 18, 2025 12:51 PM (4neYA)
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"Eye-opening!"

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2025 12:53 PM (krQz2)

287 "But that's not, like young in possum years."

Posted by: Ben Sears at September 18, 2025 12:53 PM (WzTQR)

288
Guys who screw women are poofs -- Garrett, probably
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 18, 2025 12:38 PM (wBaIH)

Ah yes, Layer Cake. I'd gladly be called a poof if I got a chance to bang Sienna Miller in that flick, except for her ghetto Cockney accent. Every ethnicity has their ghetto types, and their accents almost universally make my Johnson shrivel like a garden slug being doused with salt.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 18, 2025 12:53 PM (y9nCu)

289 You know what is funny? That Jimmy Kimmel still has a fat face even on Ozempic.

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2025 12:53 PM (YwEeS)

290 Letting your pre-teen daughter have an Instagram page where she poses in skimpy outfits is part of the problem.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

For well over a decade, tabloids had JonBenét Ramsey dressed as an adult making conquettish glances at us. These were in supermarket aisles, so assuming you wanted to eat you couldn't avoid it.
Ramsey died at the age of six.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 18, 2025 12:53 PM (gKWVE)

291 242 I think that parents sexualizing their kids (sometimes without even thinking about it) are part of the problem. Putting your 11 year old girl out in a bikini is part of the problem. Letting her wear makeup and that "sexy nurse costume" that for some reason is made in little kid size is part of the problem. Letting your pre-teen daughter have an Instagram page where she poses in skimpy outfits is part of the problem.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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The JonBenét Ramsey murder and that kinky shit family enrolling her in adult 'dress up' contests being portrayed as normal. That was 1996 and right out in the open.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 18, 2025 12:53 PM (tiYpZ)

292 So where does one procure amyl nitrate? Asking for 7 or 8 friends.
Posted by: Corey "Straight Curious" Booker

Head Shop.

Brand names are Locker Room & Rush.

Crap. Did I type that out loud?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2025 12:53 PM (HEGiN)

293 233

In animal suits they party 'til they drop
The gay sex and the drug use just won't stop
The orgy's so exciting
They all want to go a-riding
On "The Furry with the Syringe on Top"
Posted by: muldoon

Copyright worthy.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at September 18, 2025 12:53 PM (NFX2v)

294 What happened to the video games where you ordered armies to their death or shot monsters?

They still exist of course. But thanks to the Alphabet mob we have have explicitly sexual games like this and they are inserting it into as many games as they can...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2025 12:53 PM (sKqQm)

295 Furry Lone Ranger: Hi ho, Silver!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy! at September 18, 2025 12:53 PM (L/fGl)

296 273 Off topic -

CNBC, Politics
Trump administration asks Supreme Court to allow firing of Fed Governor Lisa Cook
Published Thu, Sep 18 2025
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at September 18, 2025 12:51 PM (NFX2v)

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99% chance they stay the order forcing Cook back on the Fed pending merits.

99% chance Trump succeeds on the merits because the FRA is very clear in language, even the Appeals Court effectively said, "Trump needs to hear Cook out before firing her" as the limits of what he has to do.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 18, 2025 12:54 PM (GBKbO)

297

Can Scott Jennings for Abby Philip to read this stuff aloud?

Get her all boo hoo whining and crying

Posted by: E Buzz at September 18, 2025 12:54 PM (et1vG)

298 I don't even hold my own dick when I take a piss. Miss me with that gay shit.

Posted by: TOUGH GUY at September 18, 2025 12:54 PM (zUe/H)

299 Wikipedia editors are leftist autists who jealously guard their fiefdoms and brook no dissent, destroying anyone who gets in the way of their favored narratives in their space.

Any correction you make will get deleted in seconds.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Not to mention, doxxed, harassed, and stalked.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 18, 2025 12:54 PM (mlg/3)

300 And his biggest dream was having his BF turn into a female furry.

--

Even Sonny Wortzik is saying, "damn, son."

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 18, 2025 12:54 PM (qBdHI)

301
All this furry crap came from Japan. Now the Japanese have a population problem because they can't get the youth to hump.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 18, 2025 12:54 PM (IifOV)

302 121 More like anal night rate - which is free btw. CALL ME!!

-David French

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2025 12:32 PM (XB2Nn)

"The Conservative Case for Gay Furry Child Molestation"--David French

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 18, 2025 12:54 PM (ynpvh)

303 I guarantee you, that Princess Kate, no amyl nitrate touch her sweet sweet lips. That Meghan Markle on the other hand... Well, they don't call her the Dirty Princess for nothing.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 18, 2025 12:54 PM (TGPs7)

304 they are inserting it into as many games as they can...

Phrasing.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 18, 2025 12:55 PM (NTvhb)

305
Anime creeps me out. I don't understand the attraction people have for it.

Posted by: fourseasons at September 18, 2025 12:55 PM (3ek7K)

306 296 What happened to the video games where you ordered armies to their death or shot monsters?

They still exist of course. But thanks to the Alphabet mob we have have explicitly sexual games like this and they are inserting it into as many games as they can...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2025 12:53 PM (sKqQm)

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I took a third of the Ottoman Empire's territory in about three turns last night. Had to have Istanbul to get victory conditions for Austria.

So, I went big.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 18, 2025 12:55 PM (GBKbO)

307 They just want to be able to visit each other in the hospital.
Posted by: ...
......

When their butts are being sewn back up.

Posted by: wth at September 18, 2025 12:55 PM (v0R5T)

308 Zootopia was an entertaining if bizarre movie, but it didn't earn a billion dollars because it was a huge hit with little kids. The setting and movie make zero sense whatsoever, and the plot is... confusing, but its got cute furry animal people and some folks love them that stuff. Its even got a sequel coming about anti-reptile racism.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2025 12:55 PM (dfIr7)

309 I took a third of the Ottoman Empire's territory in about three turns last night. Had to have Istanbul to get victory conditions for Austria.

So, I went big.

Europa Universalis?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2025 12:55 PM (sKqQm)

310 311 Zootopia was an entertaining if bizarre movie, but it didn't earn a billion dollars because it was a huge hit with little kids. The setting and movie make zero sense whatsoever, and the plot is... confusing, but its got cute furry animal people and some folks love them that stuff. Its even got a sequel coming about anti-reptile racism.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2025 12:55 PM (dfIr7)

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The central song is also titled "Try Anything."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 18, 2025 12:55 PM (GBKbO)

311 305 I guarantee you, that Princess Kate, no amyl nitrate touch her sweet sweet lips. That Meghan Markle on the other hand... Well, they don't call her the Dirty Princess for nothing.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 18, 2025 12:54 PM (TGPs7)

Princess Tilde from "Kingsmen" might have...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 18, 2025 12:56 PM (ynpvh)

312 It appears his Mormon upbringing didn't take.

Posted by: profligatewaste at September 18, 2025 12:56 PM (fv0Fk)

313 The Lord shall preserve thee from all evil: he shall preserve thy soul.
The Lord shall preserve thy going out and thy coming in from this time forth, and even for evermore. Psalm 43:3

Posted by: Kingsman at September 18, 2025 12:56 PM (ehY6c)

314 312 I took a third of the Ottoman Empire's territory in about three turns last night. Had to have Istanbul to get victory conditions for Austria.

So, I went big.

Europa Universalis?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2025 12:55 PM (sKqQm)

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Deus Vult.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 18, 2025 12:56 PM (GBKbO)

315 gKWVE, great minds.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 18, 2025 12:56 PM (tiYpZ)

316 The best video game ever: Donkey Kong Country

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 18, 2025 12:56 PM (i5Vkf)

317 Zootopia was an entertaining if bizarre movie, but it didn't earn a billion dollars because it was a huge hit with little kids. The setting and movie make zero sense whatsoever, and the plot is... confusing, but its got cute furry animal people and some folks love them that stuff. Its even got a sequel coming about anti-reptile racism.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

The DMV Sloth stole the show.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 18, 2025 12:56 PM (2sMLA)

318 I vaguely remember there was a CIS Las Vegas episode years ago that had a furry convention murder. I thought back then what twisted fucks these were.

For clarity sakes, I mean the furries and not the TV actors were sick fucks but one never knows.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 18, 2025 12:56 PM (vyKUJ)

319 Ukraine is weak.

Posted by: toby928 at September 18, 2025 12:56 PM (jc0TO)

320 320 The best video game ever: Donkey Kong Country
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 18, 2025 12:56 PM (i5Vkf)

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Not Leisure Suit Larry 3?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 18, 2025 12:56 PM (GBKbO)

321 Shouldn't PETA be up-in-arms about mistreatment of furries?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 18, 2025 12:57 PM (DsA2n)

322 In my day I had to walk 5 miles uphill in the snow to find a Playboy centerfold.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at September 18, 2025 12:57 PM (TudcJ)

323 profligatewaste you might be interested in Bannon's take
x.com/gc22gc/status/1968440908342509748#
There's a LDS / postLDS subculture here

Posted by: gKWVE at September 18, 2025 12:57 PM (gKWVE)

324 Zootopia was an entertaining if bizarre movie, but it didn't earn a billion dollars because it was a huge hit with little kids. The setting and movie make zero sense whatsoever

The message is something like, "you shouldn't judged animals by how they look" and you know if you convinced actual rabbits that they shouldn't be afraid of actual foxes, well, we wouldn't have a problem with rabbits eating our vegetable gardens would be?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2025 12:57 PM (sKqQm)

325 One depicted a large older humanoid animal using recreational drugs to have sex with a small, younger humanoid possum called Snack, labeled as being 'age 8' in the depraved comic.

Eight year olds Dude.

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at September 18, 2025 12:57 PM (KzDOI)

326 320 The best video game ever: Donkey Kong Country
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

Redneck Rampage

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 18, 2025 12:57 PM (abIsI)

327 323 Ukraine is weak.
Posted by: toby928 at September 18, 2025 12:56 PM (jc0TO)

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I sued for peace with Russia before taking Ukraine. Now I have to worry about that Maratha Confederacy for some reason.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 18, 2025 12:57 PM (GBKbO)

328 So what? He is a white male, having a rifle, living in a red state. If that doesn't tell you he is Ultra MAGA you aren't being honest with yourself!

- Every Leftist

Posted by: Gref at September 18, 2025 12:57 PM (5rh/l)

329 Everyone knows kids always have the exact same political views as their parents.

Posted by: Ron Reagan at September 18, 2025 12:57 PM (XB2Nn)

330 In my day I had to walk 5 miles uphill in the snow to find a Playboy centerfold.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at September 18, 2025 12:57 PM (TudcJ)

You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 18, 2025 12:57 PM (i24o9)

331 All this furry crap came from Japan.

It kinda started with Disney and animal mascots for sports events.

Anime creeps me out. I don't understand the attraction people have for it.

Well, its a genre with a HUGE variety of different products, from war movies to science fiction to children's content to... the stuff we'd all rather not think about or wish did not exist. Its just animation.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2025 12:57 PM (dfIr7)

332 Pedophile and millstone ... some assembly required.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 18, 2025 12:57 PM (HlyYF)

333 324 320 The best video game ever: Donkey Kong Country
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 18, 2025 12:56 PM (i5Vkf)

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Not Leisure Suit Larry 3?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 18, 2025 12:56 PM (GBKbO)

Pong.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 18, 2025 12:58 PM (ynpvh)

334 I took a shower 20 minutes ago. Now I have to do it again.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 18, 2025 12:21 PM (z02TB)

Right? Every time we find out about some new "kink" these depraved freaks are into, I feed the need to take a Silkwood-like shower for about three hours.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 18, 2025 12:58 PM (k9OZB)

335
Right down the middle of the road MAGA behavior!

Caught him dead to rights!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at September 18, 2025 12:58 PM (Tv15w)

336 Braenyard, at least we had different angles on the same phenomenon. You pointed out the creeps who pimped out their toddler. I pointed out the creeps who pimped out her corpse.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 18, 2025 12:58 PM (gKWVE)

337 333 Everyone knows kids always have the exact same political views as their parents.

Posted by: Ron Reagan at September 18, 2025 12:57 PM (XB2Nn)

Until brainwashed by their teachers...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 18, 2025 12:58 PM (ynpvh)

338 Everywhere is
Freaks and harries
Dykes and ferries

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 18, 2025 12:58 PM (TrdJF)

339 Imagine someone from 1995 being transported to 2025 and reading this. Hell from 2005 even they’d be like what the ever living fuck is happening here?

Our society got destroyed fast.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 18, 2025 12:58 PM (qM1j6)

340 "He hates conservatives and Christians," the relative said. "He hated us. He was not raised that way, but he, over the years, has become really detached [and] been radicalized."
"He has obviously gotten progressively worse the last year or two," the relative said, adding that he's "always very angry."

Ah, I found the problem.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 18, 2025 12:59 PM (0U5gm)

341 You might want a popper after lunch at Taco Bell.

Posted by: wth at September 18, 2025 12:59 PM (v0R5T)

342 >>In my day I had to walk 5 miles uphill in the snow to find a Playboy centerfold.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at September 18, 2025 12:57 PM

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Shoeless

Posted by: Bigsmith at September 18, 2025 12:59 PM (1Au9i)

343 339
Right down the middle of the road MAGA behavior!

Caught him dead to rights!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at September 18, 2025 12:58 PM (Tv15w)

Then what's extreme MAGA? No anal nitrate?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 18, 2025 12:59 PM (ynpvh)

344 272 IIRC, similar rationale was used with exposing Lena Dunham and sister to inappropriate sexual material (at the least), and Dunham, no paragon of virtue or modesty, confessed (without any qualms or reservations) to sticking pebbles in her little sister's vagina when they were young.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
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Destruction of innocence in children is evil and sexual behavior in childhood affects and warps the child because sex is one of those things that hardwires the pleasure/pain dopamine hits. Violence does something similar. And it warps kids for life which creates lifelong problems for them.
Posted by: whig at September 18, 2025 12:51 PM (WDjG6)

This was actually systematized in East Germany IIRC in the 70s, putting male foster kids with known pederasts, and there was also some kind of movement where they were putting little kids together and encouraging them to "explore" IYKWIM but I can't pinpoint that exactly. Sick shit to break them down.

Posted by: Evil everywhere at September 18, 2025 12:59 PM (TbWk/)

345 Pong.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 18, 2025 12:58 PM (ynpvh)

Pong is a gateway drug to Furry Shades of Gay.

Posted by: Geraldo Rivera at September 18, 2025 12:59 PM (i24o9)

346 330 320 The best video game ever: Donkey Kong Country
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

Redneck Rampage

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 18, 2025 12:57 PM (abIsI)

PONG

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 18, 2025 12:59 PM (wtvvX)

347 can't get the youth to hump.
Posted by: Frank Barone at September 18, 2025 12:54 PM (IifOV)

Yes, it gets tougher as you get older.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 18, 2025 12:59 PM (XB2Nn)

348

#2,319,462 on the list of: Things I Wish I Never Learned (Vol. 4, 2025 ed.)

Posted by: imp at September 18, 2025 12:59 PM (g6TN6)

349 (Crosses arms, scowling)

Posted by: U.S. Media at September 18, 2025 01:00 PM (MrWte)

350 At Chipotle, who needs amyl nitrate. Your rectum will be loosened, guaranteed.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 18, 2025 01:00 PM (gKWVE)

351 All this furry crap came from Japan. Now the Japanese have a population problem because they can't get the youth to hump.

Furry came from Europe, from what I've seen. (I knew too much about this beforehand, and Ace still managed to tell me things I didn't want to know).

Japan loves animal mascots, but it's not usually sexual from what I've seen. From what I've read, the birth rate problem there is mostly that they imported Western feminism. I remember Rush Limbaugh reading an article about that on-air in the mid 2010s.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2025 01:00 PM (2ocoG)

352 Everyone knows kids always have the exact same political views as their parents.

Posted by: Ron Reagan

It has been very amusing watching the very same people who disowned their parents over voting for Trump claim that someone raised MAGA must eternally and permanently be MAGA.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2025 01:00 PM (dfIr7)

353
The kinkiest thing about Mormons used to be leaving the lights on or taking your socks off.

Posted by: BYU Alumni at September 18, 2025 01:01 PM (IifOV)

354 > In my day I had to walk 5 miles uphill in the snow to find a Playboy centerfold.

Was that back in the day when you would randomly find porn stashes in the woods?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2025 01:01 PM (lIio7)

355 Pong.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 18, 2025 12:58 PM (ynpvh)

Late by a minute. DAMN.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 18, 2025 01:01 PM (wtvvX)

356 I wasn't even happy knowing what happened during my colonoscopy!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 18, 2025 12:48 PM (rvwwT)

Finally, that's funny, but colonoscopies are no joke: I was diagnosed with colon cancer at 49 because of a routine colonoscopy. I had 6 inches of my colon removed and have been cancer free for the last decade. In my last job I replace a guy who's wife went in at 55 and was diagnosed with Stave IV and died within the year. PLEASE, DON'T PUT IT OFF!

Posted by: Darin Zimmerman at September 18, 2025 01:01 PM (55jmf)

357 Trump to sue The Rick Wilson for defamation. LOL

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 18, 2025 01:01 PM (abIsI)

358 >"Classic MAGA"? Wait, was there a "New MAGA" introduced somewhere along the way?
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I buy Caffeine Free Diet MAGA

Posted by: Don Black. Message: garbled in transmission at September 18, 2025 01:01 PM (AOsQT)

359 Redneck Rampage

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 18, 2025 12:57 PM (abIsI)

Get off my land!

Posted by: Moonshine health restoration...the best. at September 18, 2025 01:01 PM (TbWk/)

360 315 It appears his Mormon upbringing didn't take.
Posted by: profligatewaste
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Religious apostates are often the most bitter and maladjusted people. Usually of very high iq and that leads them to reject everything they have been taught and raised with into a bitter nihilistic frame of mind.

And then some go digging in darkness to find the 'truths' that they find amenable. Hate, self loathing, and evil becomes their fate. I think Stan and his minions share wicked delight when humans turn from the light and go into the darkness because inversion becomes a snap then. What others see as good, the person of darkness sees as evil, what other see as wholesome, the person of darkness sees as loathsome. Where others see enduring truths, the person of darkness only see lies. And what others call moral, the person of darkness calls immoral.

Posted by: whig at September 18, 2025 01:01 PM (WDjG6)

361 354 At Chipotle, who needs amyl nitrate. Your rectum will be loosened, guaranteed.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 18, 2025 01:00 PM (gKWVE)

Get your hep B vaxx before eating there...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 18, 2025 01:01 PM (ynpvh)

362 363 I buy Caffeine Free Diet MAGA
Posted by: Don Black. Message: garbled in transmission at September 18, 2025 01:01 PM (AOsQT)

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Glorified water.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 18, 2025 01:01 PM (GBKbO)

363 They're laughing at us by saying he's MAGA. Thats all they're doing. And waiting to be able to change the subject.

They are hoping to run out the clock on the story and change the emotional tone of if.

Posted by: .. at September 18, 2025 01:01 PM (XB2Nn)

364 Imagine telling the average American in 2005 that in 2025 we'd have assassins gunning down political figures on college campuses...

Muslims?
Mostly no, but sometimes.
Old school commies?
Closer - communist gay tranny furry pedophiles
Wait, what's a furry?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2025 01:01 PM (sKqQm)

365 My kids were exposed to video games like Unreal Tournament, Call of Duty/MoH, Half Life and Carmagaddon

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2025 01:01 PM (Q4IgG)

366 when they were young.

What about Bam Bam?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 18, 2025 01:01 PM (spg09)

367 And THIS is what the media and elites demand should be celebrated???

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 18, 2025 01:02 PM (MrWte)

368 "Classic MAGA"? Wait, was there a "New MAGA" introduced somewhere along the way?
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I buy Caffeine Free Diet MAGA
Posted by: Don Black. Message: garbled in transmission at September 18, 2025 01:01 PM (AOsQT)
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Vanilla MAGA Zero for me.

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2025 01:02 PM (krQz2)

369 Was that back in the day when you would randomly find porn stashes in the woods?
Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2025 01:01 PM

GET OUT OF MY MEMORIES!

Posted by: toby928 at September 18, 2025 01:02 PM (jc0TO)

370 10% of gays were born that way
The other 90% were sucked into it

Thank you, I'll be here all week, tip the wait staff, try the veal

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2025 01:02 PM (lmTGO)

371 Sick shit to break them down.

Posted by: Evil everywhere at September 18, 2025 12:59 PM (TbWk/)

I was in West Germany in the 70s. Someone happened upon a porn stash that ended up out in the woods. Don't recall the backstory.

It was German porn. Lots of nudist stuff in it with children of course. Euros have always been around the bend on that stuff.

Posted by: Geraldo Rivera at September 18, 2025 01:02 PM (i24o9)

372

This was actually systematized in East Germany IIRC in the 70s, putting male foster kids with known pederasts

No, that was West Germany.

https://www.dw.com/en/berlin-authorities-placed- children-with-pedophiles-for-30-years/a-53814208

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Posted by: imp at September 18, 2025 01:02 PM (g6TN6)

373 Uncle Palp was right, you know.

Miss that guy.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at September 18, 2025 01:03 PM (OUMaO)

374 Based Reddit comments lol

First they came for the Juggalos and I didn't give a shit. Then they came for the furries and I still did not give a shit.

Then they came for me, and to be honest I was just glad they had gotten the furries.

Wtf i love the War On Terror now

How can you plan a high profile murder and not remove your embarrassing internet history beforehand or set your devices on fire or whatever

Fantastic way to stop future acts of terrorism, just kink shame whoever dares doing something like this. This piece of news should have a VPN sponsor.

What I'm actually getting from all of this was that he wasn't a leftist or really a rightoid, and that he was more of a south park republican.

Of course that’s your take away, you’ve been coping constantly the entire past week.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 18, 2025 01:03 PM (JCZqz)

375 Wait, what's a furry?

$20, same as in town.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 18, 2025 01:03 PM (spg09)

376 You are correct Darin, don't put it off. Fortunately, I was lucky and clean as a whistle. So to speak.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 18, 2025 01:03 PM (rvwwT)

377 There is no explaining Japanese pr0n.

Posted by: Don Black. Message: garbled in transmission at September 18, 2025 01:03 PM (AOsQT)

378 Vanilla MAGA Zero for me.
Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2025 01:02 PM (krQz2)

Actually I think he liked MAGA Free

Posted by: .. at September 18, 2025 01:03 PM (XB2Nn)

379 373 "Classic MAGA"? Wait, was there a "New MAGA" introduced somewhere along the way?
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I buy Caffeine Free Diet MAGA
Posted by: Don Black. Message: garbled in transmission at September 18, 2025 01:01 PM (AOsQT)
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Vanilla MAGA Zero for me.

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2025 01:02 PM (krQz2)

Only Mexican MAGA is made with real tarriffs.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 18, 2025 01:03 PM (wtvvX)

380 *Looks for pipe and cricket outfit*
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 18, 2025 12:30 PM (ufFY

That would probably qualify for "furry" even though it's an insect.

Posted by: GWB at September 18, 2025 01:03 PM (RTQn+)

381 I took a third of the Ottoman Empire's territory in about three turns last night.

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Then on to the Lazy Boy aisle!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy! at September 18, 2025 01:03 PM (L/fGl)

382 You know who else was right?

Posted by: .. at September 18, 2025 01:04 PM (XB2Nn)

383 Kirk's death has effectively shined a light on Kirk as a person, someone most people were unfamiliar with, and the depths of the depravity of the left, something more people were unfamiliar with.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 18, 2025 01:04 PM (KbCG3)

384 It has been very amusing watching the very same people who disowned their parents over voting for Trump claim that someone raised MAGA must eternally and permanently be MAGA.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2025 01:00 PM (dfIr7)

Yeah every other far leftist online has a story of how they were raised in an oppressive conservative home and broke free from it.

But the furry fucker somehow kept 100% of his family’s politics.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 18, 2025 01:04 PM (qM1j6)

385 Gays Are Dressing Children Up In Furry Animal Costumes And Molesting Them - and why that's a good thing.
Posted by: The Atlantic

Women and children not impacted in the slightest.

Posted by: NYT at September 18, 2025 01:04 PM (KzDOI)

386 362 Trump to sue The Rick Wilson for defamation. LOL
Posted by: Maj. Healey
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PRick Wilson, come on down, you are the next contestant in Trump's Defamation Lawsuit game. Tell us a little about your self.

"hi, PRick Wilson here, I am a useless piece of political consultant garbage that is always available for rent, if you know what I mean, by anyone with a few bucks to throw at me. I like Confederate Flag coolers, young male interns, gobs of money, and I hate anything to do with truth, real political principles, and honesty."

Posted by: whig at September 18, 2025 01:04 PM (WDjG6)

387 First they came for the Juggalos and I didn't give a shit. Then they came for the furries and I still did not give a shit. Then they came for me, and to be honest I was just glad they had gotten the furries

As juggalo-curious, I have to admit, this got a LOL out of me.

Posted by: woop woop at September 18, 2025 01:04 PM (gKWVE)

388 384 373 "Classic MAGA"? Wait, was there a "New MAGA" introduced somewhere along the way?
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I buy Caffeine Free Diet MAGA
Posted by: Don Black. Message: garbled in transmission at September 18, 2025 01:01 PM (AOsQT)
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Vanilla MAGA Zero for me.

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2025 01:02 PM (krQz2)

Only Mexican MAGA is made with real tarriffs.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 18, 2025 01:03 PM (wtvvX)

Crack MAGA. You'll go wild, man.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 18, 2025 01:05 PM (ynpvh)

389 Anime creeps me out. I don't understand the attraction people have for it.

Well, its a genre with a HUGE variety of different products, from war movies to science fiction to children's content to... the stuff we'd all rather not think about or wish did not exist. Its just animation.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2025 12:57 PM (dfIr7)

Yep. Studio Ghibli is largely family-friendly for example, and has some amazing feature-length animated films. And these days some of the best writing is coming from manga and anime, not Hollywood. Not all of it is the same quality but when it's good it's damn good. It can take some getting used to since the Japanese storytelling framework and the Western storytelling framework aren't always the same.

Posted by: It's a medium, that's all. at September 18, 2025 01:05 PM (TbWk/)

390
I was once naive and stupid enough to believe that gay and lesbian relationships were just like boy-girl relationships with two guys or two girls. Uh, uh. Each has its own culture and dynamic and those can be very dark indeed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2025 01:05 PM (tgvbd)

391 First they came for the Juggalos and I didn't give a shit. Then they came for the furries and I still did not give a shit.

Then they came for me, and to be honest I was just glad they had gotten the furries.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 18, 2025 01:03 PM (JCZqz)
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Now *that's* funny.

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2025 01:05 PM (krQz2)

392 I would like to invite that young fellow on a 🛳 !!! True cons only!!!!

Posted by: Captain Bill at September 18, 2025 01:05 PM (52jHy)

393 370 My kids were exposed to video games like Unreal Tournament, Call of Duty/MoH, Half Life and Carmagaddon
Posted by: Martini Farmer

I played Carmagaddon in college, when it came out. Are you in your 70s lol?!?!

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 18, 2025 01:05 PM (JCZqz)

394 "Poppers -- amyl nitrate -- are taken to dilate the anus and make anal sex more comfortable."

That casts a whole new light on the September 1965 scene -- from Parachute Women, excerpted in Rolling Stone (the magazine) -- where Anita Pallenberg is hanging out with the Rolling Stones (the band):

"She dug around her pockets for a vial of amyl nitrate. 'Vant to smoke a joint?'"

Then Brian Jones (who died less than four years later) takes her back to the hotel, where he ends up weeping in her arms. Author Elizabeth Winder describes him as having a feminine energy, "more fey than androgynous," while Anita is described as openly bisexual and attracted to how, in her words, "'Brian seemed to combine both sexes for me at the same time.'"

And she gave an anus dilator, and made him cry. OHHHH... I GET IT NOW

Posted by: SciVo at September 18, 2025 01:05 PM (VB5xp)

395
How can you plan a high profile murder and not remove your embarrassing internet history beforehand or set your devices on fire or whatever

You are looking at this the wrong way - prior to Trump, Patel, etc the FBI/Nat Sec orgs were wiping mass killer's social media and computer systems before letting the police look at them before

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2025 01:05 PM (sKqQm)

396 And THIS is what the media and elites demand should be celebrated???

Posted by: Cow Demon

Yes

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 18, 2025 01:05 PM (0U5gm)

397 Out: Trantifa

In: Antifur

Posted by: zombie at September 18, 2025 01:06 PM (pMi6S)

398 How can you plan a high profile murder and not remove your embarrassing internet history beforehand or set your devices on fire or whatever

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That's just impolite!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy! at September 18, 2025 01:06 PM (L/fGl)

399 In my day, we had Stratego and Battleship

uphill, both ways
AND WE LIKED IT

Posted by: Don Black. Message: garbled in transmission at September 18, 2025 01:06 PM (AOsQT)

400 This is a very touching post!

Posted by: Matt Gutman at September 18, 2025 01:06 PM (klgQg)

401 Which turd burglar told us angrily that Rick Wilson was a friend of the blog and shouldn't be touched? Was that another Malor directive?

Posted by: gKWVE at September 18, 2025 01:06 PM (gKWVE)

402 Of course that’s your take away, you’ve been coping constantly the entire past week.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 18, 2025 01:03 PM (JCZqz)

Is this actually from DU or you (Ace commenter)? Hard to keep track.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 18, 2025 01:06 PM (qM1j6)

403 378 Uncle Palp was right, you know.

Miss that guy.
Posted by: Brother Tim
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Long term LARPs are hard to continue. Some on reddit lasted for years but eventually come to an end. Too hard to tie up the inevitable loose threads.

Hope your treatment is going well.

Posted by: whig at September 18, 2025 01:06 PM (WDjG6)

404 356 All this furry crap came from Japan. Now the Japanese have a population problem because they can't get the youth to hump.

Furry came from Europe, from what I've seen. (I knew too much about this beforehand, and Ace still managed to tell me things I didn't want to know).

Japan loves animal mascots, but it's not usually sexual from what I've seen. From what I've read, the birth rate problem there is mostly that they imported Western feminism. I remember Rush Limbaugh reading an article about that on-air in the mid 2010s.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2025 01:00 PM (2ocoG)

I think a major factor is Japanese women are not tall, blonde, with a 38DD bust, who begin s-----g your tool two seconds after you say hi to them. Fantasy from watching US and Euro porn non-stop may have twisted too many male minds over there.

Nope not a psychaitrist, but I stayed at a holiday inn express last night

Posted by: Gref at September 18, 2025 01:06 PM (5rh/l)

405
I was exposed to Garfield and Bugs Bunny. I developed a love for Lasagna, and turning left in Albuquerque.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 18, 2025 01:06 PM (IifOV)

406 This is some mentality sick stuff

Oh, good afternoon Ace and everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2025 01:06 PM (SO08p)

407 Gays Are Dressing Children Up In Furry Animal Costumes And Molesting Them - and why that's a good thing.
Posted by: The Atlantic
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What? Are we passed "It's not happening" already?

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2025 01:06 PM (krQz2)

408 We're done with putting up with the left's bullsh*t, it is time for conservatives to impose their moral vision, they FA and killed the wrong man, they are about to FO what fully operational, engaged, locked and loaded MAGA looks like.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2025 01:06 PM (XV/Pl)

409 345 You might want a popper after lunch at Taco Bell.
Posted by: wth at September 18, 2025 12:59 PM (v0R5T)

Only if you have a mop around. Or a diaper.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 18, 2025 01:06 PM (N39Ws)

410 408 Of course that’s your take away, you’ve been coping constantly the entire past week.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 18, 2025 01:03 PM (JCZqz)

Is this actually from DU or you (Ace commenter)? Hard to keep track.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 18, 2025 01:06 PM (qM1j6)

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Reddit. It says Reddit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 18, 2025 01:07 PM (GBKbO)

411
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 18, 2025 01:03 PM (JCZqz)

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lol lookin' a little troubled!

And good morning!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2025 01:07 PM (cCfL4)

412 Yeah it is kinda shocking discord didn't delete and then incinerate the server with anll all this evidence.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 18, 2025 01:07 PM (qM1j6)

413 "dorked in the squeakhole"

The classics live for ever.

Posted by: Sports Illustrated PR team at September 18, 2025 01:07 PM (s9EN2)

414
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Posted by: imp at September 18, 2025 01:02 PM (g6TN6)

I stand corrected. Yeah, that's exactly the one. Beyond disgusting.

Posted by: Those wacky Berliners at September 18, 2025 01:07 PM (TbWk/)

415 What country has the craziest leftwing loonies?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at September 18, 2025 01:07 PM (TudcJ)

416 406 Which turd burglar told us angrily that Rick Wilson was a friend of the blog and shouldn't be touched? Was that another Malor directive?
Posted by: gKWVE
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Eh. Could have been any one of the former cobs. We were all much more innocent back then and assumed that GOP was not a uniparty piece of shit at the time.

Posted by: whig at September 18, 2025 01:08 PM (WDjG6)

417 305 I guarantee you, that Princess Kate, no amyl nitrate touch her sweet sweet lips. That Meghan Markle on the other hand... Well, they don't call her the Dirty Princess for nothing.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 18, 2025 12:54 PM (TGPs7)

Does amyl nitrate work on the throat? Just asking for a friend.

Posted by: Kumala Whoris at September 18, 2025 01:08 PM (ynpvh)

418 Oh shit Reddit lol. I’m so used to it being DU. 🤣

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 18, 2025 01:08 PM (qM1j6)

419 reddit has SOME decent subreddits, and not all normie posters get zapped

it depends on the mod

Posted by: Black Orchid at September 18, 2025 01:08 PM (FHttA)

420
What country has the craziest leftwing loonies?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at September 18, 2025 01:07 PM (TudcJ)

Germany and France

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2025 01:08 PM (tgvbd)

421 > I was exposed to Garfield and Bugs Bunny. I developed a love for Lasagna, and turning left in Albuquerque.

You were exposed to Bugs Bunny dressed in drag.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2025 01:09 PM (lIio7)

422 24
‘ His parents must be so proud.’

When the details about this kid first came out I had a brief laugh at just how far away from proud a dad would be at this.
He finds out his son’s gay,
Fucks another boy dressed as a squirrel,
Kills someone,
Not just anyone but someone you admire,
Not just someone you admire but someone so famous that everyone in the world knows you’re the dad of this kid.

I wouldn’t even know how to begin.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 18, 2025 01:09 PM (jbnUc)

423 Eh. Could have been any one of the former cobs. We were all much more innocent back then and assumed that GOP was not a uniparty piece of shit at the time.

I'm still in shock about Malor last week

I know he's a tool but

wow

a whole bag of tools

Posted by: Black Orchid at September 18, 2025 01:09 PM (FHttA)

424 any update on fallout from failed comedian Jimmy Kimmel about his disgusting comments about free speech martyr Charlie Kirk?

Posted by: vivi at September 18, 2025 01:09 PM (NddcJ)

425 What? Are we passed "It's not happening" already?
Posted by: Axeman
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Ms Steve Jobs is in a hurry because society has to collapse quickly before Orangeman and his cohort rebuild it. Then we might never get Chinese style Communism with oligarchy on top of it.

Posted by: whig at September 18, 2025 01:09 PM (WDjG6)

426 What I'm actually getting from all of this was that he wasn't a leftist or really a rightoid, and that he was more of a south park republican.

Of course that’s your take away, you’ve been coping constantly the entire past week.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 18, 2025 01:03 PM (JCZqz)

Two extremes there. One, completely devoid of any attachment to reality, and one still willing to wade in and offer a lifering of sanity.

Posted by: Geraldo Rivera at September 18, 2025 01:09 PM (i24o9)

427 In my day, we had Stratego and Battleship
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The brilliance of Battleship was its simplicity. You could play that with someone who had never seen it before, or with someone who had played it for years.

Posted by: Crusader at September 18, 2025 01:10 PM (TN0g+)

428 423 I'm still in shock about Malor last week

I know he's a tool but

wow

a whole bag of tools
Posted by: Black Orchid at September 18, 2025 01:09 PM (FHttA)

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It didn't shock me at all. And I didn't start commenting until he was gone.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 18, 2025 01:10 PM (GBKbO)

429 What country has the craziest leftwing loonies?
Posted by: Northernlurker

Didn't some African country elect someone with the nickname of "H1tler"?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 18, 2025 01:10 PM (mlg/3)

430 419 reddit has SOME decent subreddits, and not all normie posters get zapped

it depends on the mod
Posted by: Black Orchid

They're primarily batshit insane and make DU look sane and rational in comparison, however. I was looking for THAT kind of stuff regarding the Furry Game details, but the discussion I found instead was funnier.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 18, 2025 01:10 PM (JCZqz)

431 Kamala didn't pick Buttgiggle because it would have been too big a risk. So she picked a nitwit

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2025 01:10 PM (lmTGO)

432 422 24
‘ His parents must be so proud.’

When the details about this kid first came out I had a brief laugh at just how far away from proud a dad would be at this.
He finds out his son’s gay,
Fucks another boy dressed as a squirrel,
Kills someone,
Not just anyone but someone you admire,
Not just someone you admire but someone so famous that everyone in the world knows you’re the dad of this kid.

I wouldn’t even know how to begin.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 18, 2025 01:09 PM (jbnUc)

I can only hope the family has a strong support group, because Lord Almighty, they need it.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 18, 2025 01:10 PM (wtvvX)

433 When the details about this kid first came out I had a brief laugh at just how far away from proud a dad would be at this.
He finds out his son’s gay,
Fucks another boy dressed as a squirrel,
Kills someone,
Not just anyone but someone you admire,
Not just someone you admire but someone so famous that everyone in the world knows you’re the dad of this kid.

I wouldn’t even know how to begin.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 18, 2025 01:09 PM (jbnUc)
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God's will.

Let me know what you wanted me to learn?

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2025 01:10 PM (krQz2)

434
Delaware County is poised to become the first collar county to adopt an ordinance protecting LGBTQ residents from discrimination.

Well ...

GOOD FOR YOU, DELCO!

/s

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at September 18, 2025 01:10 PM (Tv15w)

435 424 any update on fallout from failed comedian Jimmy Kimmel about his disgusting comments about free speech martyr Charlie Kirk?
Posted by: vivi at September 18, 2025 01:09 PM (NddcJ)

The usual subjects are demanding his re-instatement because of "Our democracy ! "

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2025 01:10 PM (VE6XX)

436 Religious apostates are often the most bitter and maladjusted people. Usually of very high iq and that leads them to reject everything they have been taught and raised with into a bitter nihilistic frame of mind.

And then some go digging in darkness to find the 'truths' that they find amenable. Hate, self loathing, and evil becomes their fate. I think Stan and his minions share wicked delight when humans turn from the light and go into the darkness because inversion becomes a snap then. What others see as good, the person of darkness sees as evil, what other see as wholesome, the person of darkness sees as loathsome. Where others see enduring truths, the person of darkness only see lies. And what others call moral, the person of darkness calls immoral.
Posted by: whig at September 18, 2025 01:01 PM (WDjG6)

Why you gotta come after me like that?

Well just the first paragraph. Not the second.

Posted by: But if I told you my story you'd understand why at September 18, 2025 01:10 PM (TbWk/)

437 105 >>So, what I know about gay culture (via garrett)

That was uncalled for, My Love.
Posted by: garrett
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LOL, with a side of applause.

Posted by: scampydog at September 18, 2025 01:10 PM (9LEkk)

438 Tyler was an emotional young man acting to protect the squirrel he loved

Posted by: Montel Williams at September 18, 2025 01:11 PM (klgQg)

439 LOL. Brigette Macron is going to present a photo of her snizz as part of the Candace Owens lawsuit. I don't know how we ended up on this timeline but it's certainly got laughs.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2025 01:11 PM (2ocoG)

440 The Turning Point Board has unanimously elected Erika Kirk as the new CEO and Chair of the Board.

In prior discussions, Charlie expressed to multiple executives that this is what he wanted in the event of his death.

https://tinyurl.com/mryas98s
Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2025 12:37 PM (NpAcC)

She's a warrior. Turning Point is in good hands!

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 18, 2025 01:11 PM (k9OZB)

441 David French is not taking the Kimmel firing very well.

https://x.com/DavidAFrench/status/1968684570435322004

Rove as well.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 18, 2025 01:11 PM (abIsI)

442 I think Japan's problem is mostly Japanese corporate culture.

Just like here most women don't want a guy without "career ambition".

But 60h/week stressful corporate jobs as a requirement for the dating market aren't something the average Japanese young man wants...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2025 01:11 PM (sKqQm)

443 Which turd burglar told us angrily that Rick Wilson was a friend of the blog and shouldn't be touched? Was that another Malor directive?

Posted by: gKWVE at September 18, 2025 01:06 PM (gKWVE)

I recall Malor being that burglar of turds.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 18, 2025 01:11 PM (i24o9)

444 >What country has the craziest leftwing loonies?

Posted by: Northernlurker
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tough call
in Europe, it's Germany, is my guess
Asia, tie between Japan and Thailand
Western Hemisphere, it's US

Posted by: Don Black. Message: garbled in transmission at September 18, 2025 01:11 PM (AOsQT)

445 441 David French is not taking the Kimmel firing very well.

https://x.com/DavidAFrench/status/1968684570435322004

Rove as well.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 18, 2025 01:11 PM (abIsI)

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It's a day of cleansing, Frenchy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 18, 2025 01:11 PM (GBKbO)

446 401
‘Which turd burglar told us angrily that Rick Wilson was a friend of the blog and shouldn't be touched? Was that another Malor directive?’

Um. Mein Fuhrer…

I thought it was Ace.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 18, 2025 01:11 PM (jbnUc)

447 317 312 I took a third of the Ottoman Empire's territory in about three turns last night. Had to have Istanbul to get victory conditions for Austria.

So, I went big.

Europa Universalis?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2025 12:55 PM (sKqQm)

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Deus Vult.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 18, 2025 12:56 PM (GBKbO)
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Is that EUIV? Tried it, hated it. Loved EUIII.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 18, 2025 01:11 PM (s0JqF)

448 415 What country has the craziest leftwing loonies?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at September 18, 2025 01:07 PM (TudcJ)

That is unknown. No one has built a crazy leftwing loonie detection instrument that can measure the massive numbers of them in the wild today.

Posted by: Gref at September 18, 2025 01:11 PM (5rh/l)

449 DelCo sucks

everyone thinks it's something that it isn't

they're Elite Wannabes - there are places like Havertown and Swarthmore in there - it's a minority normal people/towns. those are just the ones with the character but they're def a minority now

Posted by: Black Orchid at September 18, 2025 01:11 PM (FHttA)

450 447 Is that EUIV? Tried it, hated it. Loved EUIII.
Posted by: Eeyore at September 18, 2025 01:11 PM (s0JqF)

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Empire Total War.

I'm a Total War junkie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 18, 2025 01:12 PM (GBKbO)

451 Mia Bailey, 28, born Collin Troy Bailey, identifies as transgender and has confessed to fatally shooting his parents, Joseph and Gail Bailey, in their Washington City home at 1039 E. Chinook Drive, St. George, on June 18, 2024.

All of this in a town of less than 30k.
All of this is social contagion of very sick ideas for no doubt very very sick people.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 18, 2025 12:32 PM (gbOdA)

Collin started out “Either let me go trans or I’m gonna kill myself!” No doubt. And now you see what happens…

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 18, 2025 01:12 PM (MrWte)

452 149 140 In this day of sequels,prequels,midquils,spin offs and comic book movies at least Event Horizon was an original idea.
Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2025 12:34 PM (YwEeS)

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It's so degraded that Sinners, a From Dusk til Dawn knockoff with The Thing elements, is viewed as original simply because it doesn't rely explicitly on pre-existing Intellectual Property.

Cast in Dusk til Dawn was so much stronger than Sinners; i don't even like George Clooney as an actor but his character portrayl was excellent.
Music aspect of Sinners was interesting however.

Posted by: Nelly at September 18, 2025 01:12 PM (cHLus)

453 424 any update on fallout from failed comedian Jimmy Kimmel about his disgusting comments about free speech martyr Charlie Kirk?
Posted by: vivi

Still indefinite suspension. If the franchises won't carry the show, corporate has no choice to get rid of Kimmel. He already was in the final year of his contract and might have even decided to blow up the show over this to jump to a new platform. He had a chance to save his show if he issued the official apology that ABC corporate wrote for him, instead he told them his Wed show would double down on 'explaining' how his original insult was correct.

The reckoning will be over dollars owed to him.

Posted by: whig at September 18, 2025 01:12 PM (WDjG6)

454 I'm still in shock about Malor last week

I know he's a tool but

wow

a whole bag of tools
Posted by: Black Orchid at September 18, 2025 01:09 PM

I missed that. What did he do?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2025 01:12 PM (kgE5c)

455 442 I think Japan's problem is mostly Japanese corporate culture.

Just like here most women don't want a guy without "career ambition".

But 60h/week stressful corporate jobs as a requirement for the dating market aren't something the average Japanese young man wants...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2025 01:11 PM (sKqQm)

Squid porn.

Posted by: Kumala Whoris at September 18, 2025 01:12 PM (ynpvh)

456 I'm surprised we've not matured as a culture and embraced robot fetishism.

Seems like the next logical step after the animals and weirdos.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2025 01:12 PM (Q4IgG)

457 444 >What country has the craziest leftwing loonies?

it's the USA

Posted by: Black Orchid at September 18, 2025 01:12 PM (FHttA)

458 In my day, we had Stratego and Battleship
---
One set of pieces could be stepped on in the middle of the bedroom floor in the dark of night.

The other was caltrops for kids.

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2025 01:12 PM (krQz2)

459 Off sock

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 18, 2025 01:12 PM (ynpvh)

460 You were exposed to Bugs Bunny dressed in drag.
Posted by: bonhomme

Like Jessica Rabbit before her, many young men say Lola Bunny from Space Jam was a sexual awakening moment for them.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 18, 2025 01:12 PM (JCZqz)

461 Imagine some national TV show host joked about MLK's murder after he was killed continuously claiming it was just another case of a violent black man shooting another?

How long until that host would be fired and cancelled?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2025 01:12 PM (sKqQm)

462 Could have been any one of the former cobs. We were all much more innocent back then and assumed that GOP was not a uniparty piece of shit at the time
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Errrrrmmmm not "all"

Posted by: .. at September 18, 2025 01:12 PM (XB2Nn)

463 This puke had the handle of craftin247? I’m picturing some granny had her grandkid make an online account for her so she can keep in touch with the other ladies to discuss knitting, making greeting cards and scrapbooks and shit. Gay furry buttfuckers gotta ruin everything.

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 18, 2025 01:13 PM (fmAJ4)

464 I missed that. What did he do?

he posted - what barely after a DAY? - that he was "sick of hearing about Kirk"

oh well EXCUSE US asshat!

Posted by: Black Orchid at September 18, 2025 01:13 PM (FHttA)

465 441 David French is not taking the Kimmel firing very well.

https://x.com/DavidAFrench/status/1968684570435322004

Rove as well.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 18, 2025 01:11 PM (abIsI)
________
I had the pleasure of telling Rove, to his face, that he was a skunk and an asshole. That was back in the 70s.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 18, 2025 01:13 PM (s0JqF)

466 Why is Rove still a thing? Buddy your time was 20 years ago. Now go the fuck away.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 18, 2025 01:13 PM (qM1j6)

467 Posted by: Nelly at September 18, 2025 01:12 PM (cHLus)

Clooney was good in FDTD because he got to play Clooney.

Posted by: .. at September 18, 2025 01:13 PM (XB2Nn)

468 Collin started out “Either let me go trans or I’m gonna kill myself!” No doubt. And now you see what happens…
Posted by: Cow Demon
========
Sometimes you have to kick kids out to save your marriage and perhaps lives. Seen that before with mentally ill or violent kids and parents.

Often not the parents faults at all.

Posted by: whig at September 18, 2025 01:13 PM (WDjG6)

469 > I missed that. What did he do?

He posted that he was sick of hearing about Charlie Kirk for five whole days and can't everyone just Move On?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2025 01:14 PM (lIio7)

470 What did Gabe do now? Defend Robinson?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2025 01:14 PM (klgQg)

471 452
Cast in Dusk til Dawn was so much stronger than Sinners; i don't even like George Clooney as an actor but his character portrayl was excellent.
Music aspect of Sinners was interesting however.
Posted by: Nelly at September 18, 2025 01:12 PM (cHLus)

=======

I'm increasingly convinced that Ryan Coogler is an idiot.

The editing around the music was just...wrong. I was reminded of how expertly Edgar Wright integrates music and editing, especially in Baby Driver, but Coogler simply can't do it. The beats in the editing and what's on screen end up vastly out of synch with the music. Like it's just randomly assembled.

And it comes after a moment where the old black man shits on white people for not having being able to maintain a beat.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 18, 2025 01:14 PM (GBKbO)

472 EU4 has its good points. But the game of today is basically completely different from the game 10 years ago. So if you didn't like it when it came out try it now.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2025 01:14 PM (sKqQm)

473 I missed that. What did he do?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Remember all the discussion above about poppers and loosening the anal sphincter?...

Posted by: Total Fan Fiction at September 18, 2025 01:14 PM (JCZqz)

474
Which turd burglar told us angrily that Rick Wilson was a friend of the blog and shouldn't be touched? Was that another Malor directive?
Posted by: gKWVE

I seem to recall that Malor had sashayed away from here by that time.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at September 18, 2025 01:14 PM (Tv15w)

475 466 Why is Rove still a thing? Buddy your time was 20 years ago. Now go the fuck away.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
========
Fox is why. Rove is the original unflushable turd in the political consultant business. I prefer Dick Morris to that douchebag.

Posted by: whig at September 18, 2025 01:14 PM (WDjG6)

476 475 Fox is why. Rove is the original unflushable turd in the political consultant business. I prefer Dick Morris to that douchebag.
Posted by: whig at September 18, 2025 01:14 PM (WDjG6)

======

"Ah-ha! Unflushable!"
-Jeff Murdock

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 18, 2025 01:15 PM (GBKbO)

477 I'm still in shock about Malor last week

I know he's a tool but

wow

a whole bag of tools
Posted by: Black Orchid at September 18, 2025 01:09 PM (FHttA)

======

It didn't shock me at all. And I didn't start commenting until he was gone.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Cocksucker bounced me because I made a benign crack about Obola's kids. Said since it was my first comment he was banning me. Lied out his relaxed anus. I had been commenting daily for three months.

I had to go to Ace and have him go my bail.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2025 01:15 PM (HEGiN)

478 431 Kamala didn't pick Buttgiggle because it would have been too big a risk. So she picked a nitwit
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2025 01:10 PM (lmTGO)
________
She just didn't want to share her kneepads.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 18, 2025 01:15 PM (s0JqF)

479 How long until that host would be fired and cancelled?

Yeah I mean, people are freaking out at this like they did the Colbert cancelation but its not out of just cause, its because one of their major voices is losing their platform.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2025 01:16 PM (dfIr7)

480 LOL. Brigette Macron is going to present a photo of her snizz as part of the Candace Owens lawsuit. I don't know how we ended up on this timeline but it's certainly got laughs.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2025 01:11 PM (2ocoG)

EEE. How are they going to authenticate that piece of "evidence"? Yikes.

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2025 01:16 PM (lCppi)

481 442 I think Japan's problem is mostly Japanese corporate culture.

Just like here most women don't want a guy without "career ambition".

But 60h/week stressful corporate jobs as a requirement for the dating market aren't something the average Japanese young man wants...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2025 01:11 PM (sKqQm)

It's even worse over there than it is here. As a salaryman you can expect 15 hour days, you get to work early to do teambuilding singing the corporate song (yes that's a thing), work all day, spend several hours doing more teambuilding (playing hard) then get home to your tiny apartment around midnight, then start over. Death from overwork became so common that is has its own word in Japanese: karoshi. No wonder nobody wants to do that shit.

Posted by: And the female demands are just as unrealistic at September 18, 2025 01:16 PM (TbWk/)

482 441 David French is not taking the Kimmel firing very well.

https://x.com/DavidAFrench/status/1968684570435322004

Rove as well.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 18, 2025 01:11 PM (abIsI)
===========================
Shorter French: "Yes, killing Kirk was bad, but Kimmel getting fired is MUCH WORSE!"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2025 01:16 PM (klgQg)

483 I missed that. What did he do?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
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Took the darkside over the Kirk assassination. His dick is fully in charge of his brain.

Posted by: whig at September 18, 2025 01:16 PM (WDjG6)

484 Just like here most women don't want a guy without "career ambition".

But 60h/week stressful corporate jobs as a requirement for the dating market aren't something the average Japanese young man wants...

If you have too much ambition then she'll dump you for never being home, or do the time honored military wife thing of having The Paolo visit while you're at work.

My new favorite rationalization is a video a woman actually posted where she talks about how she married a rich doctor, and then he got cancer and couldn't work, so she divorced him citing "emotional and financial abuse".

Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2025 01:16 PM (2ocoG)

485 If I ever get a superpower, I want the ability to make people say exactly what they really think. And I would use this superpower on every Democratic politician and every member of the news media with a camera in their face.

The carnage would be glorious!

I would also love to get psychos like this guy in front of a camera just to hear how he would actually try to justify what he did. Not the political, public face, I'm a Martyr for my Cause crap but the "I have the right to decide who lives and who dies but no one can do the same to me! Afterall, I HAVE MY RIGHTS!"

Posted by: JB1000 at September 18, 2025 01:16 PM (JSu2X)

486 A lot of this scene got all of their money from all directions.
All.
Which dried up since Trump ll.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at September 18, 2025 01:16 PM (M3dQA)

487 David French is not taking the Kimmel firing very well.

https://x.com/DavidAFrench/status/1968684570435322004

He feels a humongous disturbance in the Arc of History vibe.

Posted by: Gref at September 18, 2025 01:16 PM (5rh/l)

488 Malor dropped every pretense he had of being right of center when gay marriage became a thing.

Of course he's going balls to the wall to deny a member of his Alphabet tribe murdered someone...

Hard to play the victim when you are killing people on the streets

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2025 01:16 PM (sKqQm)

489 Hope your treatment is going well.

Posted by: whig

It's like the man said...cancer's boring.

The rest of my life, well, that remains more interesting than I'd like, but hope remains.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at September 18, 2025 01:16 PM (OUMaO)

490 Dragging the hell out of the people behind this, I think. (The very quickly responding innocent people.)

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2025 01:17 PM (0rL7m)

491 478 431 Kamala didn't pick Buttgiggle because it would have been too big a risk. So she picked a nitwit
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2025 01:10 PM (lmTGO)
________
She just didn't want to share her kneepads.
Posted by: Eeyore

She picked the barely disguised gay pedophile over the open one.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 18, 2025 01:17 PM (JCZqz)

492 MMM...

Do people have fewer shits to give because of turd burglars?

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2025 01:17 PM (krQz2)

493 I think Japan's problem is mostly eating raw fish with chopsticks.

Posted by: wth at September 18, 2025 01:17 PM (UjdFS)

494 Shorter French: "Yes, killing Kirk was bad, but Kimmel getting fired is MUCH WORSE!"
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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French is likely to feel the chill wind of the guillotine blade on his own neck. He is neither hot nor cold and will be spit out sooner or later by both the left and even moderates.

Posted by: whig at September 18, 2025 01:17 PM (WDjG6)

495 Can anyone make a connection between Trump and Kimmel's suspension?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at September 18, 2025 01:17 PM (TudcJ)

496 I think Malor was back when I just lurked. Did that for some years.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 18, 2025 01:17 PM (s0JqF)

497 We've had some total asshole former cobs

Posted by: NCKate at September 18, 2025 01:18 PM (4bYb7)

498 I missed that. What did he do?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
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Took the darkside over the Kirk assassination. His dick is fully in charge of his brain.
Posted by: whig at September 18, 2025 01:16 PM

At this point, it's just the spirochetes talking.

Posted by: toby928 at September 18, 2025 01:18 PM (jc0TO)

499 Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 18, 2025 01:04 PM (KbCG3)

Well put. I'm pretty sure that as of about a week ago the Left has officially lost their Fake Moral High Ground.

It was a long fucking battle but we got there.

They had it almost 20 years, the cunts. Bush, Iraq, Katrina, Obama... and oh fuck did they milk it like it had ears.

Posted by: .. at September 18, 2025 01:18 PM (XB2Nn)

500 Just like here most women don't want a guy without "career ambition".

But 60h/week stressful corporate jobs as a requirement for the dating market aren't something the average Japanese young man wants...

If you have too much ambition then she'll dump you for never being home, or do the time honored military wife thing of having The Paolo visit while you're at work.

My new favorite rationalization is a video a woman actually posted where she talks about how she married a rich doctor, and then he got cancer and couldn't work, so she divorced him citing "emotional and financial abuse".
Posted by: Ian S.

Stay single. Hire a hoor. She needs the work.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2025 01:18 PM (HEGiN)

501 SoGross. I think these weirdos are beyond reach. I know that's not a very catholic viewpoint but it makes me feel filthy just to read about their depravity. Shunning seems the least we should do.

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2025 01:18 PM (lCppi)

502 500 Stay single. Hire a hoor. She needs the work.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2025 01:18 PM (HEGiN)

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"Why pay a hooker when I can just play weird Steam games?"
-Japanese man

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 18, 2025 01:18 PM (GBKbO)

503 [ii]younger humanoid possum called Snack,

We do NOT want to know what's called Entree.

Posted by: DaveA at September 18, 2025 01:19 PM (FhXTo)

504 No, that was West Germany.

https://www.dw.com/en/berlin-authorities-placed- children-with-pedophiles-for-30-years/a-53814208

Remove spaces
Posted by: imp
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Where are the spaces? How many spaces are there?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 18, 2025 01:19 PM (tiYpZ)

505 Then: We just want to get married what does that have to do with you h8ters?!?

Now: We just want to murder people saying h8ful things what does that have to do with you h8ters?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2025 01:19 PM (sKqQm)

506 It was German porn. Lots of nudist stuff in it with children of course. Euros have always been around the bend on that stuff.
Posted by: Geraldo Rivera at September 18, 2025 01:02 PM (i24o9)

And Europeans consider Americans to be prudes.

I’ll take being a prude, thanks.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 18, 2025 01:19 PM (MrWte)

507 It's like the man said...cancer's boring.

The rest of my life, well, that remains more interesting than I'd like, but hope remains.
Posted by: Brother Tim
=======
Good luck. You might find an old copy of What Color is my Parachute (also in public libraries usually). Might come into good service as it has a basic core of informational interviewing for jobs, etc. to get back on your feet.

Posted by: whig at September 18, 2025 01:19 PM (WDjG6)

508 495 Can anyone make a connection between Trump and Kimmel's suspension?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at September 18, 2025 01:17 PM (TudcJ)

Sort of... Trump's FCC head threatened ABC with removal of their license if "something" wasn't done.. I think the network just used this as an excuse to get rid of the money pit

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2025 01:19 PM (VE6XX)

509 501 SoGross. I think these weirdos are beyond reach. I know that's not a very catholic viewpoint but it makes me feel filthy just to read about their depravity. Shunning seems the least we should do.
Posted by: LASue

--

Agreed

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at September 18, 2025 01:19 PM (acPFj)

510 504 Where are the spaces? How many spaces are there?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 18, 2025 01:19 PM (tiYpZ)
======

"THERE ARE FOUR SPACES!"
-Picard

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 18, 2025 01:19 PM (GBKbO)

511 Was that back in the day when you would randomly find porn stashes in the woods?
_____

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE PORN STASHES AND PORN 'STACHES ARE PRONOUNCED THE SAME WAY.

Posted by: BEN R. at September 18, 2025 01:19 PM (Dv3i1)

512 Speaking of video games, there is a YouTube channel that specializes in ambient music and exploration of the often beautiful game maps such as this one from Odessy.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd90VinwLug

I find them p.easant to read to.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy! at September 18, 2025 01:20 PM (L/fGl)

513 The man charged with killing Charlie Kirk played a pornographic online game called 'Furry Shades of Gay'

________________

Uhhhh, Uhhhh ?

Posted by: Beavis and Butthead at September 18, 2025 01:20 PM (NtVYv)

514
The champion of the Far left Jimmy Kimmel started with "The Man Show" where the most popular segment was 2 minutes of "women jumping on Trampolines".

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 18, 2025 01:20 PM (IifOV)

515 Clooney was good in FDTD because he got to play Clooney.
Posted by: ...

'Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?' was one of his best.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 18, 2025 01:20 PM (KzDOI)

516 501 SoGross. I think these weirdos are beyond reach. I know that's not a very catholic viewpoint but it makes me feel filthy just to read about their depravity. Shunning seems the least we should do.
Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2025 01:18 PM (lCppi)

Isolate them on some remote island so they cannot have any effect in the rest of humanity.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 18, 2025 01:20 PM (MrWte)

517 It's just about time for Aslan to show up.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at September 18, 2025 01:20 PM (TudcJ)

518 506 It was German porn. Lots of nudist stuff in it with children of course. Euros have always been around the bend on that stuff.
Posted by: Geraldo Rivera at September 18, 2025 01:02 PM (i24o9)

And Europeans consider Americans to be prudes.

I’ll take being a prude, thanks.
Posted by: Cow Demon
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Germany has or did have brothels where the whores are animals. Nasty business that.

Posted by: whig at September 18, 2025 01:20 PM (WDjG6)

519 Somebody needs to pick up the phone and put *heavy* pressure on whoever funds the Cuckpatch. I've heard enough of David French.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2025 01:21 PM (AtXZW)

520 Why doesn't Ms. Macron just submit DNA? Seems a much better option than the snizz pic. Then again, the French are a little weird.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 18, 2025 01:21 PM (rvwwT)

521 500+ comments and no comments about Bill Kristol???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 18, 2025 01:21 PM (ULPxl)

522 I’ll take being a prude, thanks.
____

I'll do anything for love, but I won't do that!

Posted by: Zombie Meatloaf at September 18, 2025 01:21 PM (Dv3i1)

523 EEE. How are they going to authenticate that piece of "evidence"? Yikes.
Posted by: LASue
.....

It looks like an oyster but it snot.

Posted by: wth at September 18, 2025 01:21 PM (UjdFS)

524 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE PORN STASHES AND PORN 'STACHES ARE PRONOUNCED THE SAME WAY.

Posted by: BEN R. at September 18, 2025 01:19 PM (Dv3i1)
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IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE BEN ROTHLISBERGER DOES NOT SAVE LETTERS!

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at September 18, 2025 01:21 PM (krQz2)

525 Sort of... Trump's FCC head threatened ABC with removal of their license if "something" wasn't done.. I think the network just used this as an excuse to get rid of the money pit
Posted by: It's me donna

Kimmel was suspended. I bet ABC is hoping he'll quit as some sort of statement.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 18, 2025 01:21 PM (JCZqz)

526 The champion of the Far left Jimmy Kimmel started with "The Man Show" where the most popular segment was 2 minutes of "women jumping on Trampolines".

He also went onto a college campus with a petition he tried to get women to sign to "end women's sufferaging". He got several bubble heads to sign before a woman that knew what the word meant started following him around

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2025 01:21 PM (sKqQm)

527 447
‘ Is that EUIV? Tried it, hated it. Loved EUIII.’

I’ve been playing the hell out of HOI4. My son plays EUIV a lot but I’ve been too impatient with the learning curve to get into it.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 18, 2025 01:21 PM (jbnUc)

528 Just in case it's just me -
Does anyone else periodically get stuck in a page full of just ads if they click
(Jump to bottom of comments)

?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at September 18, 2025 01:22 PM (acPFj)

529 500+ comments and no comments about Bill Kristol???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 18, 2025 01:21 PM (ULPxl)
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How about: Kristol + Rotated Pineapple.

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2025 01:22 PM (krQz2)

530 517 It's just about time for Aslan to show up.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA

The gay furries would just try to fuck him too.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 18, 2025 01:22 PM (gKWVE)

531 Why doesn't Ms. Macron just submit DNA? Seems a much better option than the snizz pic. Then again, the French are a little weird.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 18, 2025 01:21 PM (rvwwT)

There ya go!

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2025 01:22 PM (lCppi)

532 My memory fails me now, but I remember getting on the wrong side of a COB with "Purp" in his nic, but I just can't recall exactly what his full handle was. It took a while to get out of that particular trouble.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2025 01:22 PM (klgQg)

533 Just in case it's just me -
Does anyone else periodically get stuck in a page full of just ads if they click
(Jump to bottom of comments)

?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at September 18, 2025 01:22 PM (acPFj)

Yes, drives me nuts. It's been going on a while

Posted by: Beavis and Butthead at September 18, 2025 01:22 PM (NtVYv)

534 Walz was China's pick.

Posted by: .. at September 18, 2025 01:23 PM (XB2Nn)

535 525 Sort of... Trump's FCC head threatened ABC with removal of their license if "something" wasn't done.. I think the network just used this as an excuse to get rid of the money pit
Posted by: It's me donna

Kimmel was suspended. I bet ABC is hoping he'll quit as some sort of statement.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 18, 2025 01:21 PM (JCZqz)

======

It would entertain me if he groveled and said, "I was wrong. Robinson is a leftist as shown in the released documents from the Utahn government. He was also sucking a troon's cock. There's no way he was anything but antifa, and he killed Kirk because he had been drowning in misinformation about the right."

Just so the left can turn on him.

It would entertain me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 18, 2025 01:23 PM (GBKbO)

536 Sort of... Trump's FCC head threatened ABC with removal of their license if "something" wasn't done.. I think the network just used this as an excuse to get rid of the money pit
Posted by: It's me donna
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The something was an FCC regulation that forbids broadcasters from putting out disinformation of a crime. Kimmel did that, would not apologize or retract when given an opportunity to do so so really Kimmel was fired as much for insubordination as his original speech.

TJM had the FCC reg specifics in last thread.

Posted by: whig at September 18, 2025 01:23 PM (WDjG6)

537 Danger Tyler Robinson!

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at September 18, 2025 01:23 PM (v/YwY)

538 The losers of WW2 have the weirdest porn.

Coincidence?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 18, 2025 01:23 PM (qM1j6)

539 Good luck. You might find an old copy of What Color is my Parachute (also in public libraries usually). Might come into good service as it has a basic core of informational interviewing for jobs, etc. to get back on your feet.

Posted by: whig

Heh. I remember that being a thing when it came out when I was a kid mumblety years ago...should track it down. Need to get the housing thing straightened out first...I think? It's this whole chicken-egg-omelet clusterfuck with me these days. I'll go even crazier if I think on it too much so I concentrate on what's in front of me.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at September 18, 2025 01:23 PM (OUMaO)

540 Purp Avenger I think

Posted by: NCKate at September 18, 2025 01:23 PM (4bYb7)

541 Just in case it's just me -
Does anyone else periodically get stuck in a page full of just ads if they click
(Jump to bottom of comments)

?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at September 18, 2025 01:22 PM (acPFj)

Total PITA

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 18, 2025 01:23 PM (NtVYv)

542 French is likely to feel the chill wind of the guillotine blade on his own neck. He is neither hot nor cold and will be spit out sooner or later by both the left and even moderates.
Posted by: whig at September 18, 2025 01:17 PM (WDjG6)

A friend of mine has arthritis and associated chronic issues, and when he gets steroid shots he gets his "perky" back

I hope you are feeling better, you are posting a bit more perked up recently.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2025 01:23 PM (rbvCR)

543 ... I mean, he sounds like a real jerk!

Posted by: BurtTC at September 18, 2025 01:24 PM (cmYp8)

544 Germany has or did have brothels where the whores are animals. Nasty business that.

Posted by: whig at September 18, 2025 01:20 PM (WDjG6)

You'd pick up newspapers back then and see big hairy bush staring at you, probably man sausage, too, but I probably blocked that out.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 18, 2025 01:24 PM (i24o9)

545 Just so the left can turn on him.

It would entertain me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Kimmel is more afraid of his fans than corporate ABC. Bet Iger is pissed about it as reportedly he and Kimmel were big buds.

Posted by: whig at September 18, 2025 01:24 PM (WDjG6)

546 Nood mamood or some shit

Posted by: NCKate at September 18, 2025 01:24 PM (4bYb7)

547 531 Why doesn't Ms. Macron just submit DNA? Seems a much better option than the snizz pic. Then again, the French are a little weird.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 18, 2025 01:21 PM (rvwwT)

There ya go!

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2025 01:22 PM (lCppi)

There are rare conditions that cause someone with XY chromosomes to not develop a penis and balls.
Look up "Swyer Syndrome"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 18, 2025 01:24 PM (ynpvh)

548 The German's have always been into the butt stuff.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 18, 2025 01:24 PM (abIsI)

549 You'd pick up newspapers back then and see big hairy bush staring at you, probably man sausage, too, but I probably blocked that out.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
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Weimar left a long brown stain on German culture and society.

Posted by: whig at September 18, 2025 01:25 PM (WDjG6)

550 called 'Furry Shades of Gay'
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That's the same combination on my luggage!

Posted by: Jonah G at September 18, 2025 01:25 PM (XB2Nn)

551 536 The something was an FCC regulation that forbids broadcasters from putting out disinformation of a crime. Kimmel did that, would not apologize or retract when given an opportunity to do so so really Kimmel was fired as much for insubordination as his original speech.

TJM had the FCC reg specifics in last thread.
Posted by: whig at September 18, 2025 01:23 PM (WDjG6)

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47 C.F.R. § 73.1217

Seriously, broadcasters are outright forbidden from putting out knowingly false information about a crime. There is no exception for comics.

The charging documents were out hours before the airtime of the show.

It was ABC's responsibility to cut the "joke". They didn't.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 18, 2025 01:25 PM (GBKbO)

552 If you have too much ambition then she'll dump you for never being home, or do the time honored military wife thing of having The Paolo visit while you're at work.

My new favorite rationalization is a video a woman actually posted where she talks about how she married a rich doctor, and then he got cancer and couldn't work, so she divorced him citing "emotional and financial abuse".
Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2025 01:16 PM (2ocoG)

You can never do anything right, you can never make them happy, they will always be dissatisfied. And yet they repeat the same lamentation "where are all the good men"?

Posted by: World's gone mad at September 18, 2025 01:25 PM (TbWk/)

553 Purp Avenger I think
Posted by: NCKate at September 18, 2025 01:23 PM (4bYb7)
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that rings a bell.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2025 01:25 PM (klgQg)

554 This thread is deep.

Posted by: Case at September 18, 2025 01:25 PM (iwlvf)

555 518
‘ Germany has or did have brothels where the whores are animals. Nasty business that.’

Animal whores? And I thought I liked saving some money.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 18, 2025 01:25 PM (jbnUc)

556 Being a nudist is no walk in the park.
I can't rub Off lotion on joint.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at September 18, 2025 01:27 PM (M3dQA)

557 Wikipedia editors are leftist autists who jealously guard their fiefdoms and brook no dissent, destroying anyone who gets in the way of their favored narratives in their space.

Any correction you make will get deleted in seconds.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 18, 2025 12:40 PM (GBKbO)

Then destroy wikipedia altogether.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2025 01:27 PM (hA1Nw)

558
The gay furries would just try to fuck him too.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 18, 2025 01:22 PM (gKWVE)

That would end very very badly.

Posted by: moki at September 18, 2025 01:27 PM (wLjpr)

559 This thread is deep.
Posted by: Case at September 18, 2025 01:25 PM (iwlvf)
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It touches me.

Posted by: Matt Gutman at September 18, 2025 01:27 PM (krQz2)

560 528 Just in case it's just me -
Does anyone else periodically get stuck in a page full of just ads if they click
(Jump to bottom of comments)

?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at September 18, 2025 01:22 PM (acPFj)

Yes but mostly on my phone.

Posted by: 'Tis annoying at September 18, 2025 01:27 PM (TbWk/)

561 530
‘ The gay furries would just try to fuck him too.’

Hahahaha!
Run, Aslan,run!

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 18, 2025 01:28 PM (jbnUc)

562 There’s no voting solution for thjs

Posted by: Dead Howard S at September 18, 2025 01:28 PM (YZhRl)

563 Germany sounds like Tijuana with cleaner streets.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2025 01:28 PM (klgQg)

564 67 Does he have sandy cheeks?

sandy claws > sandy cheeks

Posted by: jack skellington at September 18, 2025 01:28 PM (v3pYe)

565 554 This thread is deep.
Posted by: Case at September 18, 2025 01:25 PM (iwlvf)

Cold too.

Posted by: Just the punchline at September 18, 2025 01:28 PM (TbWk/)

566 he posted - what barely after a DAY? - that he was "sick of hearing about Kirk"

oh well EXCUSE US asshat!
Posted by: Black Orchid at September 18, 2025 01:13 PM

Thanks.

I'd say he can go fuck himself, but I'm sure he's not physically capable, IYKWIM.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2025 01:28 PM (kgE5c)

567 Why doesn't Ms. Macron just submit DNA? Seems a much better option than the snizz pic. Then again, the French are a little weird.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 18, 2025 01:21 PM (rvwwT)

who says that she will not ? maybe that is exactly the evidence they are presenting : all they said is they will present "scientific evidence"

"Macrons to offer 'scientific evidence' to US court to prove Brigitte is a woman, lawyer says"

Posted by: runner at September 18, 2025 01:30 PM (g47mK)

568 20 The lengths that leftists will go to magnify MAGA affinity and create a false flag events are not going to surprise me. With AI and deep fakes at any lunatic’s fingertips, it won’t be long.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at September 18, 2025 01:31 PM (uejAO)

569 Here's a very cool photograph of the Falcon 9 rocket passing in front of the sun.

http://tiny.cc/6grs001
Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2025 12:43 PM (lIio7)

I hope they pulled the shades down!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2025 01:32 PM (hA1Nw)

570 Clooney was good in FDTD because he got to play Clooney.
Posted by: ...

'Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?' was one of his best.
Posted by: Stu Podaso

He was good in Hail Caesar playing an idiot celebrity.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy! at September 18, 2025 01:33 PM (L/fGl)

571 569 Here's a very cool photograph of the Falcon 9 rocket passing in front of the sun.

http://tiny.cc/6grs001
Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2025 12:43 PM (lIio7)

I hope they pulled the shades down!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2025 01:32 PM (hA1Nw)

Why?

Posted by: An Aggie at September 18, 2025 01:33 PM (5rh/l)

572 >>This thread is deep.
Posted by: Case at September 18, 2025 01:25 PM (iwlvf)
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And cold.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 18, 2025 01:34 PM (bNf8H)

573
And Europeans consider Americans to be prudes.

I’ll take being a prude, thanks.
Posted by: Cow Demon
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They left Christianity and threw out the Jews a long time ago.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 18, 2025 01:34 PM (tiYpZ)

574 Just like here most women don't want a guy without "career ambition".

But 60h/week stressful corporate jobs as a requirement for the dating market aren't something the average Japanese young man wants...
Posted by: 18-1

I don't think it help that women are - or so I'm told - also expected to have that same career ambition, and also be perfect full time housewives and mothers.

Because expecting a woman to quit her job after she gets married is somehow sexist and discriminatory now.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 18, 2025 01:36 PM (a+4eV)

575 568 20 The lengths that leftists will go to magnify MAGA affinity and create a false flag events are not going to surprise me. With AI and deep fakes at any lunatic’s fingertips, it won’t be long.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at September 18, 2025 01:31 PM (uejAO)

They never cease being on the attack. They don't play defense. To them that is a loss to the Evil Ones. If cornered, they change the subject.

They cannot be reasoned with.

Posted by: An Aggie at September 18, 2025 01:38 PM (5rh/l)

576 Nobody will convince me that these folks were best kept in the closet.

Posted by: SMOD at September 18, 2025 01:41 PM (RHGPo)

577 Nobody will convince me that these folks were NOT best kept in the closet.

Posted by: SMOD at September 18, 2025 01:41 PM (RHGPo)

578 “Everyone please congratulate @marcorubio, the new host of ABC’s late night show!” Vance wrote.

The joke going around DC is that anytime there is a vacancy within the administration, Rubio fills in.

Posted by: SMOD at September 18, 2025 01:42 PM (RHGPo)

579 524 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE PORN STASHES AND PORN 'STACHES ARE PRONOUNCED THE SAME WAY.

Posted by: BEN R. at September 18, 2025 01:19 PM (Dv3i1)
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IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE BEN ROTHLISBERGER DOES NOT SAVE LETTERS!
Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at September 18, 2025 01:21 PM (krQz2)
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I spotted a contraction, saving one letter "I" and replacing it with a punctuation mark.

Posted by: Another Anon at September 18, 2025 01:43 PM (4h45B)

580 >>>>"Macrons to offer 'scientific evidence' to US court to prove Brigitte is a woman, lawyer says"
Posted by: runner
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Not a believer, at all, but how difficult is it for a head of state to provide the DNA results he prefers? Especially to a stinking American court?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 18, 2025 01:43 PM (tiYpZ)

581 A love story. Like Hitlers love if his neice just love love love. Barf!

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 18, 2025 01:49 PM (7T4Dg)

582 Democrats banned church services for Covid but didn't ban gay orgies for Monkeypox.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 18, 2025 12:22 PM (1MlMk)

Or from COVID. In CA gay bath houses were open for the duration of the lockdown. As were pot dispensaries.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2025 01:51 PM (8avO+)

583 Hannibal
Mason R. Verger: I wore my best come hither outfit for Hannibal. Hannibal asked me if I would like a popper( amyl nitrate) ?
And I said: WOULD I?!!!!! And then he carved my face off. I never felt a thing.

70's and 80's in gay dance clubs they would hang poppers from the ceiling above the dance floor and set them off in a fine mist over the floor of brown eye lovers. Dance all night and fuck all night.

Posted by: sherpa_K2 at September 18, 2025 01:53 PM (CU22W)

584 LOL. Brigette Macron is going to present a photo of her snizz as part of the Candace Owens lawsuit. I don't know how we ended up on this timeline but it's certainly got laughs.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2025 01:11 PM (2ocoG)

How will we know it's not a stunt snizz?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2025 01:54 PM (hA1Nw)

585 Yeah, blame Garrett. lol

"So, what I know about gay culture (via garrett): Poppers -- amyl nitrate -- are taken to dilate the anus and make anal sex more comfortable"

Posted by: sherpa_K2 at September 18, 2025 01:55 PM (CU22W)

586 Good luck. You might find an old copy of What Color is my Parachute (also in public libraries usually). Might come into good service as it has a basic core of informational interviewing for jobs, etc. to get back on your feet.

Posted by: whig

Heh. I remember that being a thing when it came out when I was a kid mumblety years ago...should track it down. Need to get the housing thing straightened out first...I think? It's this whole chicken-egg-omelet clusterfuck with me these days. I'll go even crazier if I think on it too much so I concentrate on what's in front of me.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at September 18, 2025 01:23 PM (OUMaO)

I have a parody of that where the jobs to apply for are "Reclusive Billionaire" and "Game Show Prize Stroker"

Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2025 01:56 PM (8avO+)

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