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Bouguereau Mother and child.jpg

Young Mother Gazing at Her Child
William-Adolphe Bouguereau

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 st!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2025 09:30 AM (ySpAZ)

2 Mothers, love your children.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2025 09:30 AM (eFOjr)

3 Foist~!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 17, 2025 09:31 AM (w9Wax)

4
ESPONJA!!1!111!11!

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 17, 2025 09:31 AM (tljrc)

5 So many things to love about this painting.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2025 09:31 AM (eFOjr)

6 The Others have been summoned.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2025 09:31 AM (ySpAZ)

7 This is nicely done

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2025 09:31 AM (+XFAQ)

8 Now let's take care of that wart on your foot!

Ssssttttt....

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 17, 2025 09:31 AM (w9Wax)

9 Title checks out.

Posted by: Person who checks out titles at September 17, 2025 09:32 AM (XQo4F)

10
Should be "Young Mother Gazing at Her Dog". Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2025 09:32 AM (tgvbd)

11 This is an astonishingly skilled painting. The people look real, and clothing and the woman's pearls are very realistic.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2025 09:32 AM (Riz8t)

12 Serene. Would hang . Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2025 09:33 AM (lmTGO)

13 Daddy has jet black hair too.

But the milkman doesn't!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 17, 2025 09:33 AM (ufFY8)

14 Get that kid some clothes! Gonna catch his death of cold!

Posted by: Your grandma at September 17, 2025 09:33 AM (XQo4F)

15 Very well rendered. Lovely subject. Would hang somewhere.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2025 09:33 AM (ySpAZ)

16

Is the kid a hermaphrodite or just being raised trans?

Posted by: Just askin... at September 17, 2025 09:33 AM (OKdL+)

17
The kid's foot is as big as hers.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2025 09:33 AM (tgvbd)

18 Will you get dressed!!

Posted by: The Rubber Chicken at September 17, 2025 09:34 AM (oftw2)

19 Serene. Would hang . Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2025 09:33 AM (lmTGO)


Yeah...it's a good one! Thanks.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo [Flying the American Flag!] at September 17, 2025 09:34 AM (n9ltV)

20 Father was a Viking?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 17, 2025 09:34 AM (wVcYX)

21 She looks amazed at the size of his schwanstucker.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 17, 2025 09:34 AM (g8Ew8)

22 "Ma, this is unsettling. Can I get dressed now, the painter is looking at me funny."

George Zinn, "just a minute more and I'll finish."

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2025 09:34 AM (2iQfc)

23 Mother has only one foot. Weird.

Posted by: dantesed at September 17, 2025 09:34 AM (Oy/m2)

24 How old is the kid? 6-7, maybe?

Posted by: Paging Dr. Muldoon at September 17, 2025 09:34 AM (77rzZ)

25 Where is mom's right foot?

Posted by: Inquiring minds at September 17, 2025 09:35 AM (XQo4F)

26 Lovely!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2025 09:35 AM (GbwPZ)

27 Put some clothes on that kid will ya'

Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2025 09:35 AM (VE6XX)

28
William Bouguereau.

His Mafia name was Billy Boogers.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2025 09:35 AM (tgvbd)

29 The child has a look on their face which clearly suggests that they believe nudity on their part was unnecessary and the artist is a perv.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2025 09:35 AM (ExV1e)

30 Alternate title:

"My Mama Thinks I'm Special! Don't you?"

Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2025 09:36 AM (iJfKG)

31 Mother has only one foot. Weird.

Posted by: dantesed at September 17, 2025 09:34 AM (Oy/m2)


The other one was gnawed off by the dog. That's why he isn't around any more.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo [Flying the American Flag!] at September 17, 2025 09:36 AM (n9ltV)

32 Son, the water is not evil. Please just get in the bath.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 17, 2025 09:36 AM (fNRF5)

33 Kids say the darndest things!

Posted by: Art Linkletter at September 17, 2025 09:36 AM (oftw2)

34 Mom has some weird stuff going on with her hands.

And her 2nd toe looks to be longer than her big toe.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 17, 2025 09:36 AM (wVcYX)

35 Would hang. In the hallway leading to the restrooms of my local ChuckECheese.

Posted by: Chester The Molester at September 17, 2025 09:37 AM (XQo4F)

36 The child has a look on their face which clearly suggests that they believe nudity on their part was unnecessary and the artist is a perv.

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At least this won't be posted on Facebook for all the world to see.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at September 17, 2025 09:38 AM (sX1BW)

37 Put some clothes on that kid will ya'
Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2025 09:35 AM (VE6XX)
*********
Especially, if you're having an artist paint you.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2025 09:38 AM (NpAcC)

38 She loves me like a rock.

Posted by: Paul Simon at September 17, 2025 09:39 AM (XQo4F)

39 Son, the water is not evil. Please just get in the bath.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 17, 2025 09:36 AM


Not without rubber ducky!

Posted by: The Kid at September 17, 2025 09:39 AM (ySpAZ)

40 Calvin. of Calvin & Hobbes. at bath time.

Hope mom is prepared for another appearance of the Great White Shark, thrashing and splashing about.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 17, 2025 09:39 AM (wVcYX)

41 And her 2nd toe looks to be longer than her big toe.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 17, 2025 09:36 AM (wVcYX)

Not unusual. My toes are the same.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 17, 2025 09:39 AM (g8Ew8)

42 Alternate title:

"...And so the Wicked Witch Put Little Francois In The Pot of Boiling Water and Had Soup For Lunch"

Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2025 09:39 AM (iJfKG)

43 She looks amazed at the size of his schwanstucker.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 17, 2025 09:34 AM


That goes without saying.

Posted by: Froederick Frankenstein at September 17, 2025 09:40 AM (ySpAZ)

44 This barefoot business is a dangerous fad. We need common sense shoe regulations!

Posted by: Buster Brown (and Tige) at September 17, 2025 09:40 AM (oftw2)

45 Her toe gap is disconcerting.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 17, 2025 09:40 AM (n4GiU)

46 And her 2nd toe looks to be longer than her big toe.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 17, 2025 09:36 AM (wVcYX)


That and weighing the same as a duck are classic signs of witchcraft.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2025 09:41 AM (ExV1e)

47 39 Son, the water is not evil. Please just get in the bath.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 17, 2025 09:36 AM

Not without rubber ducky!
Posted by: The Kid at September 17, 2025 09:39 AM (ySpAZ)

You asked for it. (Goes to YT)
https://tinyurl.com/2tc2r3nu

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 17, 2025 09:41 AM (N39Ws)

48 Brother was a hamster, mother smells like elderberries.

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at September 17, 2025 09:42 AM (ekM0A)

49 You asked for it. (Goes to YT)
https://tinyurl.com/2tc2r3nu
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 17, 2025 09:41 AM


*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2025 09:43 AM (ySpAZ)

50 And her 2nd toe looks to be longer than her big toe.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 17, 2025 09:36 AM (wVcYX)

Not unusual. My toes are the same.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons


Okay, but the kid doesn't also have a tail.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2025 09:44 AM (Riz8t)

51 PedoFans. The early years.

Posted by: It never caught on at September 17, 2025 09:44 AM (XQo4F)

52 The artist should face sanction for excessive use of vowels.

Posted by: Welshmen Everywhere at September 17, 2025 09:44 AM (oftw2)

53 Good painting. It puts you on the mom's side at once.

That mom is adorable. She has the right values for a good upbringing of her child.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2025 09:44 AM (u82oZ)

54 schmaltzy

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2025 09:45 AM (g47mK)

55 Not without rubber ducky!
Posted by: The Kid at September 17, 2025 09:39 AM (ySpAZ)


Rubber ducks can be very dangerous.

https://youtu.be/9yWmougJQFs

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2025 09:45 AM (ExV1e)

56 That's a big boy.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2025 09:45 AM (Q4IgG)

57 You notice that CBD left off the last part of the artist's first name-Adolphe!

Posted by: Two Coats! One Afternoon! at September 17, 2025 09:46 AM (oftw2)

58 Apparently the gay pride thing is older than I thought. There's an = sign on the wall.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2025 09:46 AM (Riz8t)

59 Young Mother Gazing at Her Child
William Bouguereau


************

Mommy Dearest - a limerick

This art contains some subtle compositions
Depicting one of nature's best traditions
A love that's unmatched
With no strings attached...

...As long as he meets certain conditions

Posted by: muldoon at September 17, 2025 09:46 AM (/iMjX)

60 The child has lovely eyes.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 17, 2025 09:47 AM (MMp6W)

61 William Bouguereau featured a lot of women and children in his paintings .

One of my favorites is The Innocence.

https://tinyurl.com/2s4fpn5d

Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2025 09:48 AM (NpAcC)

62 Electronic Bouguereau!

Posted by: Paging Dr. Muldoon at September 17, 2025 09:48 AM (77rzZ)

63 Rubber ducks can be very dangerous.

https://youtu.be/9yWmougJQFs
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2025 09:45 AM

Very.

https://youtu.be/XFmb1153kpA

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2025 09:48 AM (g9A3h)

64 Posted by: Two Coats! One Afternoon! at September 17, 2025 09:46 AM (oftw2)

Whoops!

Thanks...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo [Flying the American Flag!] at September 17, 2025 09:48 AM (n9ltV)

65 I love art featuring mothers and their children, kind of makes me feel good.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 17, 2025 09:49 AM (0nHVk)

66 Vaguely creepy.

Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2025 09:49 AM (AOsQT)

67 Uber Schmalz!


Posted by: runner at September 17, 2025 09:50 AM (g47mK)

68 Mama's don't let you babelahs grow up to be goyem.

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 17, 2025 09:50 AM (FufKy)

69
Brittany Fox II: Eclectic Bouguereau

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 17, 2025 09:51 AM (fmAJ4)

70 He's actually 37 years old.

He's just short for his age.

Posted by: XTC at September 17, 2025 09:51 AM (UnA8+)

71 Wonderful

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2025 09:51 AM (BI5O2)

72 I love art featuring mothers and their children, kind of makes me feel good.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz


That is the plan.

Posted by: Mother Nature at September 17, 2025 09:52 AM (Riz8t)

73 The Tie that Binds. AKA, the Grace of God.

Posted by: pudinhead at September 17, 2025 09:53 AM (AdHga)

74 So is this supposed to be all Catholicy or something?

Posted by: Person who isn't Catholic at September 17, 2025 09:53 AM (XQo4F)

75 Has CBD featured the artist's Birth of Venus? Nice, ginger nudity there!

Posted by: Hubba Hubba! at September 17, 2025 09:53 AM (oftw2)

76 Finally art with a wholesome if saccharin theme.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2025 09:53 AM (RIvkX)

77 > 41 And her 2nd toe looks to be longer than her big toe.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 17, 2025 09:36 AM (wVcYX)

Very common in classical art. It's called "Greek foot" or "Greek toe", due to its prevalence in Greek sculpture.

And I have no idea how I knew that. Deep memory from that GenEd art appreciation class I took as an undergrad, maybe.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 17, 2025 09:54 AM (qpyNK)

78 Son, the water is not evil. Please just get in the bath.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and abou

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Lol, my daughter is in a stage where anything she finds disagreeable is "a demon."

"OK, baby, put on your dress, it's time for school."

"No, the dress is a demon."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2025 09:54 AM (BI5O2)

79 Kid looks like he knows something.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2025 09:54 AM (gVopW)

80 Neither have elongated skulls. They are not Pharaoh.

Posted by: pudinhead at September 17, 2025 09:56 AM (AdHga)

81 *It's called "Greek foot" or "Greek toe"*

This is about us, isn't it?

Posted by: The camels at September 17, 2025 09:56 AM (XQo4F)

82 My second toe is longer than my big toe.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2025 09:57 AM (BI5O2)

83 79 Kid looks like he knows something.
Posted by: Braenyard
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Fart coming soon.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 09:57 AM (WDjG6)

84 Lovely scene. The background is dark which focusses attention on the two figures. The young mother, no wrinkles and no gray hair (yet), and a look of delight in her child. The child is obviously healthy and cared for, comfortable and curious, looking around. In this case right at the viewer. The painting shows contentment and peacefulness. It is just pleasant.

For more dynamic paintings and female nudes by William Bouguereau, check out his Wiki page. CBD has used some of these in past threads.

Posted by: JTB at September 17, 2025 09:58 AM (yTvNw)

85 82 My second toe is longer than my big toe.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


I have a long mustache.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2025 09:58 AM (Riz8t)

86 Damn, almost looks like a picture.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 17, 2025 09:58 AM (snZF9)

87 Lol, my daughter is in a stage where anything she finds disagreeable is "a demon."

"OK, baby, put on your dress, it's time for school."

"No, the dress is a demon."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Where did she pick that up?

Posted by: Paging Dr. Muldoon at September 17, 2025 09:58 AM (77rzZ)

88 Lol, my daughter is in a stage where anything she finds disagreeable is "a demon."

"OK, baby, put on your dress, it's time for school."

"No, the dress is a demon."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Possessed clothing is a new thing I think. Seen possessed dolls but demon clothes, yuck.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 09:58 AM (WDjG6)

89 My second toe is longer than my big toe.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2025 09:57 AM (BI5O2)


Have you turned anyone into a newt recently?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2025 09:58 AM (ExV1e)

90 Too bad Wolfus isn't here to opine on her foot. He's the ultimate foot expert.

Posted by: Paging Dr. Muldoon at September 17, 2025 09:59 AM (77rzZ)

91 Are those stairs on the left side of the painting? Because, it looks like they are down in a dark room.

Posted by: dantesed at September 17, 2025 10:00 AM (Oy/m2)

92 I can see the newest horror movie title already:

Revenge of Chuckie's Dress!

Picture is nice as well.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 10:00 AM (WDjG6)

93 For more dynamic paintings and female nudes by William Bouguereau, check out his Wiki page. CBD has used some of these in past threads.
Posted by: JTB
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Nah bro, I'm good. Thanks for the info though.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 10:01 AM (WDjG6)

94 Today's limerick offers an allusion to the all-too-frequent practice in modern Western culture of unwed young women aspiring to have a baby because of the promise of "unconditional love", a promise that goes unfulfilled the first time the child fails too meet the expectations of the emotionally needy mother who then desires another baby who will surely meet the need for "unconditional love"until it doesn't... and so the vicious cycle of the welfare mom persists.

/Your child's Limerick Studies Professor

Posted by: muldoon at September 17, 2025 10:01 AM (/iMjX)

95 It's so sweet but apparently "painted with an eye to the international market." 🤑

Young Mother Gazing at Her Child
William Bouguereau French
1871
On view at The Met Fifth Avenue in Gallery 827

This doting mother in picturesque dress and her angelic offspring are two of many such figures that Bouguereau painted with an eye to the international market. The scene is highly similar in subject and composition to Breton Brother and Sister, also dated 1871 (hanging nearby), and both works were bought by New York collectors—a testament to the popularity that the artist’s scenes of "princesses dressed up as milkmaids" enjoyed in America.
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Interesting but would pass hanging. Thanks.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at September 17, 2025 10:04 AM (NFX2v)

96 "...the promise of "unconditional love", a promise that goes unfulfilled the first time the child fails too meet the expectations of the emotionally needy mother..."



Don't forget the cats.

Posted by: Department of Feline Studies at September 17, 2025 10:04 AM (XQo4F)

97 One of my "little" boys turns 18 today; he gave me a huge hug for making breakfast for him before he left early for work.

And then I pop in here and see this... now I'm smiling and crying all at the same time. And then I thought of Charlie Kirk's momma, and more tears came.

Mommas and their boys - absolutely precious when you love them and raise them right.

Posted by: Momlady at September 17, 2025 10:04 AM (OYshL)

98 Today's limerick offers an allusion to the all-too-frequent practice in modern Western culture of unwed young women aspiring to have a baby because of the promise of "unconditional love", a promise that goes unfulfilled the first time the child fails too meet the expectations of the emotionally needy mother who then desires another baby who will surely meet the need for "unconditional love"until it doesn't... and so the vicious cycle of the welfare mom persists.

/Your child's Limerick Studies Professor


Wow, that got dark fast.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2025 10:04 AM (Riz8t)

99 The long second toe reminds me of Mrs. Exile's foot.

I like the radiant glow on the kid's back, clearly we are meant to have our eyes drawn to the center.

Posted by: Corona_exile_back_in_exile at September 17, 2025 10:04 AM (4TAOz)

100 Its paintings like this that separate the ones being displayed in a beautiful frame and the ones that should be hung with a fridge magnet.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 17, 2025 10:04 AM (snZF9)

101 Seen possessed dolls but demon clothes, yuck.
Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 09:58 AM


It happens.

Posted by: A.E.D. Smith at September 17, 2025 10:04 AM (ySpAZ)

102 > Very common in classical art. It's called "Greek foot" or "Greek toe", due to its prevalence in Greek sculpture.

The Statue of Liberty has toes like that:

https://tinyurl.com/2hu6e6a4

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 17, 2025 10:05 AM (qpyNK)

103 Kid looks like he knows something.
Posted by: Braenyard
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Fart coming soon.
Posted by: whig

Makes me think of how frequently the little hobbits respond "farts cutely" to my texts. SMH

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 17, 2025 10:05 AM (fNRF5)

104 Off, stale sock from yesterday!

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2025 10:06 AM (77rzZ)

105 Morning everyone,

We have a launch this morning.

SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 17-12
SLC-4E - Vandenberg SFB, CA - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: September 17, 2025
Launch Time: 8:43 a.m. PDT (1543 UTC, 17:43 CEST)

https://youtu.be/tef76zVYK0s

Posted by: Joyenz at September 17, 2025 10:06 AM (2F0/Y)

106 The Statue of Liberty has toes like that:

https://tinyurl.com/2hu6e6a4


She also has a very male face. Is the SOL a tranny?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2025 10:06 AM (Riz8t)

107

“Little children disturb your sleep, big ones your life.” (Yiddish Proverb)

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at September 17, 2025 10:07 AM (NFX2v)

108 Morton's toe. Indicates a creative , energetic and ambitious personality.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2025 10:07 AM (mFSH6)

109 to opine on her foot. He's the ultimate foot expert.
Posted by: Paging Dr. Muldoon

*******

Human feet are barely functional, much less an object of beauty and admiration. If they keep her from tipping over in a strong wind they have fulfilled their only purpose.

(P.S. I was informed yesterday at the tail end of the art thread that I should not expect to be addressed as "Doctor". Please update your Style Guides accordingly.)

Posted by: muldoon at September 17, 2025 10:07 AM (/iMjX)

110 Ma, the tablecloth is making my balls itch.

Posted by: DaveA at September 17, 2025 10:07 AM (FhXTo)

111 Seen possessed dolls but demon clothes, yuck.
Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 09:58 AM
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That would explain the horrific outfits seen at high-end "fashion" shows, though.

The models are merely meat puppets for the demon clothes on display.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2025 10:08 AM (7fElN)

112 Makes me think of how frequently the little hobbits respond "farts cutely" to my texts. SMH
Posted by: She Hobbit
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Little boys universally think farts are funny. Big boys too but they learn to hide it better.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 10:08 AM (WDjG6)

113 Speaking of children, rapper Cardi B announced that she is pregnant with her fourth child. Child was conceived with her boyfriend Stefon Diggs, who is a New England Patriots wide receiver.

Cardi B has three children with her estranged husband rapper Offset.

You're welcome.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 17, 2025 10:08 AM (rJ48h)

114
Seen possessed dolls but demon clothes, yuck.
Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 09:58 AM


It's old.

There were two possessed clothing movies frequently on cable a few years ago:

"In Fabric" - a dress

"Slaxx" - a demonic pair of jeans

IIRC.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2025 10:08 AM (iJfKG)

115

That toe is big 'cause I been sucking on it...

Posted by: Greek Perv at September 17, 2025 10:09 AM (OKdL+)

116 My second toe is longer than my big toe.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I have a long mustache.
Posted by: Archimed


My chair is against the wall.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2025 10:09 AM (tfjlC)

117
So is this supposed to be all Catholicy or something?
Posted by: Person who isn't Catholic at September 17, 2025 09:53 AM (XQo4F)

________

That's The One, Holy, Catholic and Apostolic Church to you, boyo.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2025 10:10 AM (tgvbd)

118 Little boys universally think farts are funny. Big boys too but they learn to hide it better.
Posted by: whig

My son went through a stage where practically every other word out of his mouth was "butt."

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2025 10:10 AM (77rzZ)

119 Wasn't there some chick-lit book a few years back, "The Divine Sisterhood of the Traveling Demonic Pants" or something like that?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 17, 2025 10:11 AM (qpyNK)

120 My second toe is longer than my big toe.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I have a long mustache.
Posted by: Archimed


My chair is against the wall.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2025 10:09 AM (tfjlC)

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo at Werk at September 17, 2025 10:11 AM (PSEDc)

121 That would explain the horrific outfits seen at high-end "fashion" shows, though.

The models are merely meat puppets for the demon clothes on display.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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High fashion is yet another thing I loathe about the 21st century. Compare those with the elegant styles of the 40's to late 60's, fashion went into the toilet due to mentally ill types in urban hellscapes. It is as if most of the current haute couture designers hate women.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 10:11 AM (WDjG6)

122 Speaking of children, rapper Cardi B announced that she is pregnant with her fourth child. Child was conceived with her boyfriend Stefon Diggs, who is a New England Patriots wide receiver.

Cardi B has three children with her estranged husband rapper Offset.

You're welcome.

Posted by: mr tmz



Not gonna take the cheap shot. Not fair to the kids.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2025 10:11 AM (tfjlC)

123 That toe is big 'cause I been sucking on it...
Posted by: Greek Perv

We don't need Greeks for that. We've got Dick Morris.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2025 10:11 AM (77rzZ)

124 Human feet are barely functional, much less an object of beauty and admiration.

Shut your whore mouth!

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at September 17, 2025 10:12 AM (ufFY8)

125 My son went through a stage where practically every other word out of his mouth was "butt."
Posted by: Bulg
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Yep. Been there done that as a kid. Butthole was the ultimate school put down that was semi safe to use in mixed company.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 10:12 AM (WDjG6)

126 My son went through a stage where practically every other word out of his mouth was "butt."
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2025 10:10 AM


Your son is a Minion?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2025 10:12 AM (ySpAZ)

127 It is as if most of the current haute couture designers hate women.
Posted by: whig


Well, most of them nowadays are gay, anyway.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2025 10:12 AM (77rzZ)

128 High fashion is yet another thing I loathe about the 21st century. Compare those with the elegant styles of the 40's to late 60's, fashion went into the toilet due to mentally ill types in urban hellscapes. It is as if most of the current haute couture designers hate women.
Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 10:11 AM (WDjG6)

As illustrated in the well-known documentary "Zoolander."

Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo at Werk at September 17, 2025 10:12 AM (PSEDc)

129 Since we're past #100:

Online oddsmaker Kalshi now places the probability of the government announcing alien contact seven times higher (7%) than the probability of Tim Walz winning the Presidency in 2028 (1%).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 17, 2025 10:12 AM (qpyNK)

130 119 Wasn't there some chick-lit book a few years back, "The Divine Sisterhood of the Traveling Demonic Pants" or something like that?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Would not be surprised, nor surprised that the book was in first person from the viewpoint of the pants.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 10:13 AM (WDjG6)

131 UK: President Trump and First Lady Melania, together with Their Majesties, proceed to Windsor Castle in Carriages
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The first carriage with the men, the second carriage with the women.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2025 10:13 AM (gVopW)

132 125 My son went through a stage where practically every other word out of his mouth was "butt."
Posted by: Bulg
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Yep. Been there done that as a kid. Butthole was the ultimate school put down that was semi safe to use in mixed company.
Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 10:12 AM (WDjG6)

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I remember the start of one school year, might have been fifth grade, where suddenly all of my friends were saying "crap" like they had been taught to say it all the time and I had missed out on the lesson.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 10:13 AM (GBKbO)

133 Wow, that got dark fast.
Posted by: Archimedes

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Perhaps, but the question is, IMO, a valid one. Is there ever really such a thing as unconditional love? I would say "Yes", but not as common as tradition would have it..

Posted by: muldoon at September 17, 2025 10:13 AM (/iMjX)

134 Makes me think of how frequently the little hobbits respond "farts cutely" to my texts. SMH
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 17, 2025 10:05 AM


For some reason, I laughed way too hard at that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2025 10:13 AM (ySpAZ)

135 Most "fashion designers" would really be happier if they could use teenage boys to model their "creations".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 17, 2025 10:13 AM (qpyNK)

136

Baby, you got any champagne?

Really any sparkling wine will do...

Posted by: Steve Croft at September 17, 2025 10:13 AM (OKdL+)

137 Online oddsmaker Kalshi now places the probability of the government announcing alien contact seven times higher (7%) than the probability of Tim Walz winning the Presidency in 2028 (1%).
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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I suspect that the odds of Timmy grooming a male child are substantially higher in the next few years.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 10:14 AM (WDjG6)

138 My second toe is longer than my big toe.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


I've got that.

It makes certain types of shoes, like traditional cowboy boots, hard (impossible) to wear.

But, it gives you Monkey Power Feet!(TM), so you can grab your used underwear from the floor, flip it up into your hands to place in the dirty clothes hamper.

Envy me!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2025 10:14 AM (iJfKG)

139 Rodrigo Borgia at September 17, 2025 10:12 AM (qpyNK)

So, you're saying Tim Walz has a chance.

Posted by: dantesed at September 17, 2025 10:14 AM (Oy/m2)

140 >High fashion is yet another thing I loathe about the 21st century. Compare those with the elegant styles of the 40's to late 60's, fashion went into the toilet due to mentally ill types in urban hellscapes. It is as if most of the current haute couture designers hate women.
Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 10:11 AM (WDjG6)


Bite me.

Posted by: John Galliano at September 17, 2025 10:14 AM (rJ48h)

141 Perhaps, but the question is, IMO, a valid one. Is there ever really such a thing as unconditional love? I would say "Yes", but not as common as tradition would have it..
Posted by: muldoon
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Depends if you have dogs or not and are a good master.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 10:14 AM (WDjG6)

142 139 Rodrigo Borgia at September 17, 2025 10:12 AM (qpyNK)

So, you're saying Tim Walz has a chance.
Posted by: dantesed at September 17, 2025 10:14 AM (Oy/m2)

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He'd win a hypothetical primary for president against Shapiro, Buttigieg, and Whitmer simply because more people know his name.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 10:15 AM (GBKbO)

143 135 Most "fashion designers" would really be happier if they could use teenage boys to model their "creations".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Except most of our fashion designers today would end up being in prison for pedophilia and child pron possession (nudie pix) in short order.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 10:16 AM (WDjG6)

144 He'd win a hypothetical primary for president against Shapiro, Buttigieg, and Whitmer simply because more people know his name.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 10:15 AM (GBKbO)

John Doe has a good chance against Walz... Everyone knows John Doe....

Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2025 10:16 AM (VE6XX)

145 My son went through a stage where practically every other word out of his mouth was "butt."

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2025 10:10 AM (77rzZ)

That "stage" is called life.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2025 10:17 AM (i24o9)

146 Hello out there

Posted by: M. Gaga at September 17, 2025 10:17 AM (e/nKX)

147 Love the painting. I've always been drawn to Bouguereau's works.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2025 10:17 AM (qBdHI)

148 Cardi B isn't a Trumperina but she did join Lil Wayne and Rhianna for a Charlie Kirk tribute, which was a nice gesture.
I'd have accepted silence or "at least don't kill no one, assholes".

Posted by: gKWVE at September 17, 2025 10:19 AM (gKWVE)

149 (P.S. I was informed yesterday at the tail end of the art thread that I should not expect to be addressed as "Doctor". Please update your Style Guides accordingly.)

Posted by: muldoon at September 17, 2025 10:07 AM (/iMjX)


Herr Doktor?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo [Flying the American Flag!] at September 17, 2025 10:19 AM (n9ltV)

150 Have you ever taken vacation from work and wondered what was going to crawl out of your inbox when you get back?

My manager has just scheduled - almost - two weeks off where they will be leaving the country, the time starts one day prior to them getting a scheduled email from me telling them that I'm retiring.

I almost feel bad for them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2025 10:19 AM (ExV1e)

151 Perhaps, but the question is, IMO, a valid one. Is there ever really such a thing as unconditional love? I would say "Yes", but not as common as tradition would have it..
Posted by: muldoon


Dog.

Dog is the only living thing on earth that loves you more than it loves itself.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2025 10:20 AM (tfjlC)

152 But, it gives you Monkey Power Feet!(TM), so you can grab your used underwear from the floor, flip it up into your hands to place in the dirty clothes hamper.
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Yup. I can pick up and throw a golf ball with my alien feet.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2025 10:20 AM (BI5O2)

153 He'd win a hypothetical primary for president against Shapiro, Buttigieg, and Whitmer simply because more people know his name.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Well standing firm for grooming and troon killings of kids plus Somali crime waves has to be something that a fair chunk of Dems want.

Buttplug can't do that if he wanted to, Whitmer has been too busy defending her Covid shutdowns, the explosion of the Electors case up there, and the gradual loss of any influence over the state leg.

I think Shapiro would be the candidate of the older reasonable Dems with more than adequate funding but I don't see him having a pathway in a party that is suddenly obsessed with Muzzies and Jew hatred. He would have the funding but not the support in the primaries I think. Bloomberg redux.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 10:20 AM (WDjG6)

154 My second toe is longer than my big toe.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I have a long mustache.
Posted by: Archimed


My chair is against the wall.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2025 10:09 AM (tfjlC)


My nipples are exploding with delight!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 17, 2025 10:21 AM (ufSfZ)

155 >>>unwed young women aspiring to have a baby because of the promise of "unconditional love",
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Interesting insight infers that the unwed mom does not see the child as property; that the mother is not so corrupt as to see the child
as a thing by which to obtain more welfare money and not receiving enough, desires another child to obtain more money.
The child usually left to fend for itself leading to corrupt lifestyles as seen in Detroit, Chicago, Boston, and L.A.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2025 10:21 AM (gVopW)

156 142 He'd win a hypothetical primary for president against Shapiro, Buttigieg, and Whitmer simply because more people know his name.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 10:15 AM (GBKbO)

I still expect them to try and ram through O'CrazyEyes-Donkey Chompers.

Posted by: XTC at September 17, 2025 10:21 AM (UnA8+)

157 Online oddsmaker Kalshi now places the probability of the government announcing alien contact seven times higher (7%) than the probability of Tim Walz winning the Presidency in 2028 (1%).

So 7X the chance some random adults are getting probed versus school children that turn down the wrong hallway on a White House tour?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2025 10:21 AM (sKqQm)

158 ABC News reporter Matt Gutman:

"Yesterday I tried to underscore the jarring contrast between this cold blooded assassination of Charlie Kirk - a man who dedicated his life to public dialogue - and the personal, disturbing texts read aloud by the Utah County Attorney at the press conference. I deeply regret that my words did not make that clear."

It was just a messaging problem. Sure, Jan.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 17, 2025 10:21 AM (Y1sOo)

159 153 I think Shapiro would be the candidate of the older reasonable Dems with more than adequate funding but I don't see him having a pathway in a party that is suddenly obsessed with Muzzies and Jew hatred. He would have the funding but not the support in the primaries I think. Bloomberg redux.
Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 10:20 AM (WDjG6)

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He'd win 5% of the black vote in SC while Walz would get the rest because he's Harris' VP.

What upper class midwit progressives in Manhattan want almost never becomes reality in a presidential primary. If it did, Warren would have walked away with the nominated at least 3 times already.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 10:22 AM (GBKbO)

160
He'd win a hypothetical primary for president against Shapiro, Buttigieg, and Whitmer simply because more people know his name.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 10:15 AM


Gretchen Whitmer is the Jussie Smollet of governors

Posted by: AltonJackson | Contractual Obligation Comment at September 17, 2025 10:22 AM (tljrc)

161 158 ABC News reporter Matt Gutman:

"Yesterday I tried to underscore the jarring contrast between this cold blooded assassination of Charlie Kirk - a man who dedicated his life to public dialogue - and the personal, disturbing texts read aloud by the Utah County Attorney at the press conference. I deeply regret that my words did not make that clear."

Not even close Matt...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2025 10:22 AM (VE6XX)

162 I ran across an interesting statement on another forum, "If masculinity were toxic you'd expect single mothers to have better outcomes for their children then married ones"

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2025 10:22 AM (sKqQm)

163 My nipples are exploding with delight!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 17, 2025 10:21 AM (ufSfZ)

I heard that with a Jon Lovitz voice.

Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo at Werk at September 17, 2025 10:23 AM (PSEDc)

164 No one has mentioned my toe.

Posted by: The camel at September 17, 2025 10:23 AM (XQo4F)

165 Lovely, CBD. This one sings.

Posted by: creeper at September 17, 2025 10:23 AM (zFwIe)

166 I remember the start of one school year, might have been fifth grade, where suddenly all of my friends were saying "crap" like they had been taught to say it all the time and I had missed out on the lesson.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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These mysterious passages from child to adulthood occur in muttered conversations between buddies at school, knowledge that saying shit when exasperated might bring down the parental and teaching censorship program, and desire to speak the same slang other misbegotten yutes use.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 10:23 AM (WDjG6)

167 Peak Lovitz: Escaping the Barbie museum in Rat Race and then crashing into a VFW meeting in Hitler's car.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2025 10:24 AM (sKqQm)

168 148 Cardi B isn't a Trumperina but she did join Lil Wayne and Rhianna for a Charlie Kirk tribute, which was a nice gesture.
I'd have accepted silence or "at least don't kill no one, assholes".
Posted by: gKWVE
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An unexpected level of sanity.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2025 10:24 AM (gVopW)

169 The Hands, the Hands!

Posted by: Midjourney at September 17, 2025 10:24 AM (PiwSw)

170 No one has mentioned my toe.

Posted by: The camel at September 17, 2025 10:23 AM (XQo4F)


We are talking about Dem '28 contenders aren't we?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2025 10:24 AM (sKqQm)

171 156 142 He'd win a hypothetical primary for president against Shapiro, Buttigieg, and Whitmer simply because more people know his name.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 10:15 AM (GBKbO)

I still expect them to try and ram through O'CrazyEyes-Donkey Chompers.
Posted by: XTC at September 17, 2025 10:21 AM (UnA8+)

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She'll most likely run, but the "fight Trump by any means necessary" faction is currently coalescing around Newsom.

Still, hard to bet against any of the early poll contenders (right now, that's Kamala, Newsom, and AOC) in a Democrat primary.

The candidate is always one of them. Biden was second in most early polls for 2020. Clinton was first in most early polls for 2016. Obama was second/third in most early polls for 2008.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 10:25 AM (GBKbO)

172 167 Peak Lovitz: Escaping the Barbie museum in Rat Race and then crashing into a VFW meeting in Hitler's car.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2025 10:24 AM (sKqQm)

Hatchie Matchie.

Posted by: XTC at September 17, 2025 10:25 AM (UnA8+)

173 Perhaps, but the question is, IMO, a valid one. Is there ever really such a thing as unconditional love? I would say "Yes", but not as common as tradition would have it..
Posted by: muldoon
________

The Idiot by Dostoyevsky is about such a character. But it does not end well.

Posted by: Biff at September 17, 2025 10:25 AM (XvL8K)

174 ABC News reporter Matt Gutman:

"Yesterday I tried to underscore the jarring contrast between this cold blooded assassination of Charlie Kirk - a man who dedicated his life to public dialogue - and the personal, disturbing texts read aloud by the Utah County Attorney at the press conference. I deeply regret that my words did not make that clear."

It was just a messaging problem. Sure, Jan.


Right, it was the words what done it, not you. Tell us again what you do for a living.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2025 10:26 AM (Riz8t)

175 I'm curious about the part of NY law that allows a pre-meditated murder drop from 1st degree to 2nd degree.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 17, 2025 08:36 AM

Here are the legal definitions of 1st degree and 2nd degree in NY.

Grok: https://bit.ly/4nzfDwq

First degree murder requirements:

Intentionally cause the death of another person (with intent to kill), and

Meet one or more specific circumstances, such as:

The victim was a police officer, peace officer, or certain other public servants killed in the line of duty.
The killing occurred during the commission of certain felonies (e.g., robbery, burglary, kidnapping, arson, or rape).
The defendant was in custody or had escaped from custody.
The victim was killed as part of a murder-for-hire scheme.
The killing involved torture or was especially heinous.
The defendant killed multiple people in a single transaction or course of conduct.
The victim was under 14 years old, and the killing was intentional and brutal.
The defendant was 18 or older and had a prior murder conviction.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 17, 2025 10:26 AM (P5BPp)

176 The Hands, the Hands!

Posted by: Midjourney at September 17, 2025 10:24 AM (PiwSw)


The climactic words from Joseph Conrad's Worst Novel,

"The Heart of the Glove Factory"

Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2025 10:26 AM (iJfKG)

177 176 The climactic words from Joseph Conrad's Worst Novel,

"The Heart of the Glove Factory"

Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2025 10:26 AM (iJfKG)

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And yet, still better than Twilight.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 10:27 AM (GBKbO)

178 Cardi B isn't a Trumperina but she did join Lil Wayne and Rhianna for a Charlie Kirk tribute, which was a nice gesture.
I'd have accepted silence or "at least don't kill no one, assholes".
Posted by: gKWVE


Several musicians have said good things about Kirk, including that uber-lefty McCartney.

My brother told me that Phil Collins was actually at the rally where Charlie was shot.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2025 10:27 AM (77rzZ)

179 "I regret that you right-wingers are too stupid to understand what I was saying."

Posted by: What Matt Gutman really wanted to say at September 17, 2025 10:27 AM (Y1sOo)

180 Seems we haven't lost all of our "friends" just yet.

>>@RapidResponse47
.
>>@piersmorgan
: "It's a statement by the Royal Family: we're going to roll out the ultimate red carpet — and again, just to stress, I've not seen this done for any other world leader. This is unprecedented."

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2025 10:28 AM (viF8m)

181 Right, it was the words what done it, not you. Tell us again what you do for a living.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2025 10:26 AM (Riz8t)


Leftists believe that we'd be living in a socialist utopia if only they could latch on to the best messaging. Sadly, "kill everyone who disagrees with you" has been embraced by too much of their base.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2025 10:28 AM (ExV1e)

182 171 She'll most likely run, but the "fight Trump by any means necessary" faction is currently coalescing around Newsom.

Still, hard to bet against any of the early poll contenders (right now, that's Kamala, Newsom, and AOC) in a Democrat primary.

The candidate is always one of them. Biden was second in most early polls for 2020. Clinton was first in most early polls for 2016. Obama was second/third in most early polls for 2008.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 10:25 AM (GBKbO)

The only reason I don't think it's gonna be Governor Brylcreem yet is because we haven't seen the Dems start to crack down on Troons yet.

The Dems gonna do that if Newsom's the chosen one, since he's already got on their bad side.

Of course, we're not even at the midterms yet, so...

Posted by: XTC at September 17, 2025 10:28 AM (UnA8+)

183 179 "I regret that you right-wingers are too stupid to understand what I was saying."
Posted by: What Matt Gutman really wanted to say at September 17, 2025 10:27 AM (Y1sOo)

You said exactly what you meant...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2025 10:28 AM (VE6XX)

184 Several musicians have said good things about Kirk, including that uber-lefty McCartney.

Out of mere self interest celebrities that perform in big open spaces should be strongly against snipers being allowed to kill people they don't like for rational or even irrational reasons.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2025 10:29 AM (sKqQm)

185 "Love that painting!"

-- George Zinn

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 17, 2025 10:29 AM (iFTx/)

186 Apparently, the fever over at bluesky is so hot that they don't believe the 'touching' dialog as reported in the charging document. Some complain that it is like all MAGA conspiracies.

Seems not to be enough selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors (SSRIs) available to restore sanity as of yet.

Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2025 10:29 AM (RHGPo)

187 I did not expect this:

https://tinyurl.com/yhx9hds9

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 17, 2025 10:29 AM (ufSfZ)

188 If the Dems are smart they'll pull another Bill Clinton/Obama out of their hats in '29. Someone who has little record and can pretend to run as a moderate.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2025 10:30 AM (sKqQm)

189 182 The only reason I don't think it's gonna be Governor Brylcreem yet is because we haven't seen the Dems start to crack down on Troons yet.

The Dems gonna do that if Newsom's the chosen one, since he's already got on their bad side.

Of course, we're not even at the midterms yet, so...
Posted by: XTC at September 17, 2025 10:28 AM (UnA8+)

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Newsom will fail to win black voters in SC and has a massive inauthenticity problem that will affect everyone but the perennially online leftist Democrat.

He's also peaking in freaking 2025 with a potential loss in the midterms to lay at his feet if the GOP keeps the House with the redistricting fight he brought attention to being partially blamed on the lack of Democrat performance.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 10:30 AM (GBKbO)

190 Yesterday I tried to underscore the jarring contrast between this cold blooded assassination of Charlie Kirk - a man who dedicated his life to public dialogue - and the personal, disturbing texts read aloud by the Utah County Attorney at the press conference. I deeply regret that my words did not make that clear.

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Lol. The sheer gall of it.

This twisted fruit stopped about a half step short of saying "I want this sensual freedom fighter inside me. I ache for his squirrelhood."

Can't walk that back, Gutman. Nice try.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2025 10:30 AM (BI5O2)

191 Leftists believe that we'd be living in a socialist utopia if only they could latch on to the best messaging. Sadly, "kill everyone who disagrees with you" has been embraced by too much of their base.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2025 10:28 AM (ExV1e)


Except...that is the core principle of socialism. It's hard to avoid when every socialist revolution ends that way.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo [Flying the American Flag!] at September 17, 2025 10:30 AM (n9ltV)

192
Whitmer has been too busy defending her Covid shutdowns, the explosion of the Electors case up there, and the gradual loss of any influence over the state leg.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 10:20 AM


Whitmer (see Contractual Obligation Comment above) has turned her laser-like focus to...wait for it..."fixing the damn roads"

which was her main campaign promise when ran in 2018; since elected she has done two things about the roads: 1.) jack shit, & B.) bupkis

Posted by: AltonJackson | Contractual Obligation Comment at September 17, 2025 10:31 AM (tljrc)

193 He'd win 5% of the black vote in SC while Walz would get the rest because he's Harris' VP.

What upper class midwit progressives in Manhattan want almost never becomes reality in a presidential primary. If it did, Warren would have walked away with the nominated at least 3 times already.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Simply do not know. The problem for the Dems is that POC, particularly females, demand someone like us on the ticket--preferably a POC female but an AWFL might substitute in a pinch along with a pre announced VP of Color.

But the pool of qualified national level female POC is virtually nil right other than AOC now and not much better for AWFLs--Warren is past the sell by date, Whitmer has the appeal of a corpse stinking in the moonlight around a Witches Sabbat, and the idiot from Oregon would be shamed and ridiculed in national elections for her extremism and poor governance. Portland is not a place to emulate.

That leaves stale white males like Timmy the Groomer and Gavin the Greasey and an effeminate black male Temu clone of Obama.

Repulsive lineup for normie voters.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 10:31 AM (WDjG6)

194 191 Except...that is the core principle of socialism. It's hard to avoid when every socialist revolution ends that way.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo [Flying the American Flag!] at September 17, 2025 10:30 AM (n9ltV)

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It's their moral code.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 10:31 AM (GBKbO)

195 Except...that is the core principle of socialism. It's hard to avoid when every socialist revolution ends that way.

Pretty much every socialist revolutionary says something to the effect of "we are going to have to kill 10-25% of the population but it will be worth it" - from Lenin to Ayers.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2025 10:31 AM (sKqQm)

196 The Hands, the Hands!

Watch your ass, pal.

Posted by: The Master at September 17, 2025 10:31 AM (ufSfZ)

197 "I want this sensual freedom fighter inside me. I ache for his squirrelhood."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2025 10:30 AM (BI5O2)


How true. These are fundamentally weak people who are enthralled by action, no matter how vile.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo [Flying the American Flag!] at September 17, 2025 10:32 AM (n9ltV)

198 She'll most likely run, but the "fight Trump by any means necessary" faction is currently coalescing around Newsom.

Still, hard to bet against any of the early poll contenders (right now, that's Kamala, Newsom, and AOC) in a Democrat primary.


Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 10:25 AM

Newsom/Ocasio-Cortez ticket?

Newsom would serve to attract the normals (as was Biden's purpose in 2020) while Ocasio-Cortez would serve to get the party radicals on board.

Would be interesting to see a Vance/DeSantis ticket for 2028. Set up DeSantis for President in 2036.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 17, 2025 10:32 AM (P5BPp)

199 BREAKING NEWS: Jerry Greenfield, the Jerry in Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream is resigning, claiming he felt the independence the brand had to speak on social issues and events was lost to Unilever.

Better stock up on pints of Kamala's Coconut Jubilee whilst you can.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2025 10:32 AM (0sNs1)

200 193 But the pool of qualified national level female POC is virtually nil right other than AOC now and not much better for AWFLs--Warren is past the sell by date, Whitmer has the appeal of a corpse stinking in the moonlight around a Witches Sabbat, and the idiot from Oregon would be shamed and ridiculed in national elections for her extremism and poor governance. Portland is not a place to emulate.

That leaves stale white males like Timmy the Groomer and Gavin the Greasey and an effeminate black male Temu clone of Obama.

Repulsive lineup for normie voters.
Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 10:31 AM (WDjG6)

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All of these analyses fall flat to me because of one man:

Biden.

He was terrible in all ways, with a long reputation of being stupid, wrong, and awful.

And yet, simply because he was Obama's VP, he was able to outlast everyone else until it became him or Bernie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 10:32 AM (GBKbO)

201 Except...that is the core principle of socialism. It's hard to avoid when every socialist revolution ends that way.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo [Flying the American Flag!] at September 17, 2025 10:30 AM (n9ltV)


Sure, but they weren't supposed to be so open about it until after the socialist revolution.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2025 10:32 AM (ExV1e)

202 Whitmer (see Contractual Obligation Comment above) has turned her laser-like focus to...wait for it..."fixing the damn roads"

which was her main campaign promise when ran in 2018; since elected she has done two things about the roads: 1.) jack shit, & B.) bupkis
Posted by: AltonJackson
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I hope you get better roads but with Whitmer in charge, I doubt it. Just looking for an angle for her Dem buddies to grift is my guess on the way out of office. Covid money is gone.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 10:32 AM (WDjG6)

203 Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 17, 2025 10:26 AM (P5BPp)

Thanks Clyde. I always assumed that a planned hunting and killing of someone was first degree, but not in NY. Probably useful information for someone.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 17, 2025 10:33 AM (Dv3i1)

204 198 Newsom would serve to attract the normals (as was Biden's purpose in 2020) while Ocasio-Cortez would serve to get the party radicals on board.

Would be interesting to see a Vance/DeSantis ticket for 2028. Set up DeSantis for President in 2036.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 17, 2025 10:32 AM (P5BPp)

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Newsom is so fake he won't appeal to normals at all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 10:33 AM (GBKbO)

205 >>I did not expect this:

>>https://tinyurl.com/yhx9hds9

I maintain that by not rioting and instead both mourning and celebrating Charlie's life we have completely disarmed the left and made those in the middle realize we mean what we say and so does the left. And the difference is startling.

The choice has never been more clear.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2025 10:33 AM (viF8m)

206 Love Bouguereau. I have a print of this one hanging in my entrance:

https://tinyurl.com/37sa9ya8

Thanks CBD

Posted by: Tuna at September 17, 2025 10:34 AM (lJ0H4)

207 The Hands, the Hands!
Posted by: Midjourney
++++++++++++
"The Heart of the Glove Factory"
Posted by: naturalfak

*********

"Thumb-thing Wicked This Way Comes"

Posted by: muldoon at September 17, 2025 10:34 AM (/iMjX)

208 Sure, but they weren't supposed to be so open about it until after the socialist revolution.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2025 10:32 AM (ExV1e)


Heh.

And contrast that with the muzzies. They stay ruthlessly on message, and will mostly be honest only in Arabic.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo [Flying the American Flag!] at September 17, 2025 10:35 AM (n9ltV)

209 That leaves stale white males like Timmy the Groomer and Gavin the Greasey and an effeminate black male Temu clone of Obama.


I assume you're talking about Booker. He was in full "I answer only to the people of New Jersey" dudgeon when Patel was testifying yesterday. I suspect, but cannot confirm, that he uses that same line when ordering at Wendy's.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2025 10:35 AM (Riz8t)

210 209 That leaves stale white males like Timmy the Groomer and Gavin the Greasey and an effeminate black male Temu clone of Obama.


I assume you're talking about Booker. He was in full "I answer only to the people of New Jersey" dudgeon when Patel was testifying yesterday. I suspect, but cannot confirm, that he uses that same line when ordering at Wendy's.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2025 10:35 AM (Riz8t)

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Could also be Wes Moore.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 10:35 AM (GBKbO)

211 I'll be old enough in 2036, folks!

Hang on until then.

Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard graduate at September 17, 2025 10:36 AM (0sNs1)

212 Young Mother Gazing at Her Child 2 - Electric Bouguereau

Posted by: muldoon at September 17, 2025 10:36 AM (/iMjX)

213 That leaves stale white males like Timmy the Groomer and Gavin the Greasey and an effeminate black male Temu clone of Obama.

Repulsive lineup for normie voters.
Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 10:31 AM (WDjG6)

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All of these analyses fall flat to me because of one man:

Biden.

He was terrible in all ways, with a long reputation of being stupid, wrong, and awful.

And yet, simply because he was Obama's VP, he was able to outlast everyone else until it became him or Bernie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 10:32 AM (GBKbO)
______

Biden was terrible, true. But to LIVs and even to those who don't follow politics, he had an (undeserved) reputation for being a practical moderate. That, plus being Obama's VP, gave him a serious edge. And don't forget 2020 was an age of insane vote fraud and Democrap election manipulation.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 17, 2025 10:36 AM (iFTx/)

214 All of these analyses fall flat to me because of one man:

Biden.

He was terrible in all ways, with a long reputation of being stupid, wrong, and awful.

And yet, simply because he was Obama's VP, he was able to outlast everyone else until it became him or Bernie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

That whole race was rigged to be for Kamala's time, she imploded early along with Pocahontas Warren so Grandpa Biden was the next in line.

But, I think a serious analysis of 2020 elections would indicate that Biden actually received probably about the same number of voters as Killary in 2016 but the ballots were simply that of make believe with a lot of that padding to 81 million coming from cheat by mail states on the West Coast and other blue states.

No one seriously disputes that Trump got 76 million votes in 2020. Safe to say everyone knows Biden did not get 81 million legitimate votes in 2020.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 10:36 AM (WDjG6)

215 199 BREAKING NEWS: Jerry Greenfield, the Jerry in Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream is resigning, claiming he felt the independence the brand had to speak on social issues and events was lost to Unilever.


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NEWS FLASH: Having the ability to make a decent pint of ice cream in no way marks you as having any particular insight into political or social issues.

So just shut your damn piehole and crank.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2025 10:37 AM (JkO4W)

216 Would be interesting to see a Vance/DeSantis ticket for 2028. Set up DeSantis for President in 2036.

That is my hope, but I don't know that it will come to pass. There's a lot of time between now and the next election, much less 2036.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2025 10:37 AM (Riz8t)

217 "Thumb-thing Wicked This Way Comes"
Posted by: muldoon at September 17, 2025 10:34 AM


I coundn't hath said it better myself.

Posted by: Mike Tyson at September 17, 2025 10:37 AM (0sNs1)

218
Pretty much every socialist revolutionary says something to the effect of "we are going to have to kill 10-25% of the population but it will be worth it" - from Lenin to Ayers.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2025 10:31 AM (sKqQm)




Fuckin' underachievers....

Posted by: Zombie Pol Pot at September 17, 2025 10:38 AM (FoIOl)

219 I assume you're talking about Booker. He was in full "I answer only to the people of New Jersey" dudgeon when Patel was testifying yesterday. I suspect, but cannot confirm, that he uses that same line when ordering at Wendy's.
Posted by: Archimedes
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Yep. I originally had the I am Spartacus attachment but I use too many adjectives already in my writing. Hard not to heap as many burning coals on their heads because I despise them so much.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 10:38 AM (WDjG6)

220
No one seriously disputes that Trump got 76 million votes in 2020. Safe to say everyone knows Biden did not get 81 million legitimate votes in 2020.


Either Biden in '20 had a large number of fake votes

or

There are a large number of leftwing voters that will vote for a white guy but not a "black" woman even if they have the exact same ideas and policies.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2025 10:38 AM (sKqQm)

221 I want this sensual freedom fighter inside me. I ache for his squirrelhood."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2025 10:30 AM (BI5O2)

How true. These are fundamentally weak people who are enthralled by action, no matter how vile.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo [Flying the American Flag!] at September 17, 2025 10:32 AM (n9ltV)



You just know he's got a Crush Diary filled with pages of little pink hearts inscribed with-

"Tyler and Matt 4 Ever"

and

"Mrs Matt Robinson".

Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2025 10:38 AM (iJfKG)

222 213 Biden was terrible, true. But to LIVs and even to those who don't follow politics, he had an (undeserved) reputation for being a practical moderate. That, plus being Obama's VP, gave him a serious edge. And don't forget 2020 was an age of insane vote fraud and Democrap election manipulation.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 17, 2025 10:36 AM (iFTx/)

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I really think it's no more than name recognition stemming from being Obama's VP.

Black primary voters trusted him more than any of the others. So, SC saw him winning that primary by double digits from the moment polling started. Clyburn saying "vote for Biden" five minutes before the primary vote didn't suddenly make polling from a year earlier show Biden winning the state.

As time goes on, black women become an increasingly large part of the Democrat primary electorate, and it's only gotten worse since 2020.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 10:38 AM (GBKbO)

223 Safe to say everyone knows Biden did not get 81 million legitimate votes in 2020.
Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 10:36 AM


Ahem.

Posted by: Denizens of Democratic Underground at September 17, 2025 10:39 AM (0sNs1)

224 218
Pretty much every socialist revolutionary says something to the effect of "we are going to have to kill 10-25% of the population but it will be worth it" - from Lenin to Ayers.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2025 10:31 AM (sKqQm)




Fuckin' underachievers....
Posted by: Zombie Pol Pot at September 17, 2025 10:38 AM (FoIOl)

It is better for half the population to die so that the other half can eat their fill.

Posted by: Mao at September 17, 2025 10:39 AM (MrWte)

225 Could also be Wes Moore.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Possibly. Still might be a dark horse for VP nomination especially if you get a white female nominee.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 10:39 AM (WDjG6)

226 That leaves stale white males like Timmy the Groomer and Gavin the Greasey and an effeminate black male Temu clone of Obama.


I assume you're talking about Booker. He was in full "I answer only to the people of New Jersey" dudgeon when Patel was testifying yesterday. I suspect, but cannot confirm, that he uses that same line when ordering at Wendy's.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2025 10:35 AM (Riz8t)

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Could also be Wes Moore.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 10:35 AM (GBKbO)
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I'm looking forward to these two DEI gay clowns going after each other like screeching teenage girls in a battle of the dime-store Obama wannabes.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 17, 2025 10:40 AM (iFTx/)

227 Everyone knows that True Communism has never been tried.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2025 10:40 AM (JkO4W)

228 Melania was looking most excellent today in the UK.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at September 17, 2025 10:40 AM (OOYCm)

229 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Acceptable art.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2025 10:41 AM (2WIwB)

230 Capitalism: Everyone eats but some people get steak au poivre and some people get Hot Pockets

Socialism: Some people get to eat and only the correct people get to eat steak au poivre

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2025 10:41 AM (sKqQm)

231 Everyone knows that True Communism has never been tried.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2025 10:40 AM


We just haven't had the right people in charge.

Posted by: Denizens of Democratic Underground at September 17, 2025 10:41 AM (0sNs1)

232 199 BREAKING NEWS: Jerry Greenfield, the Jerry in Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream is resigning, claiming he felt the independence the brand had to speak on social issues and events was lost to Unilever.

My fat ass did so many drugs and ate so much ice cream that I overdosed on both. No narcan for me!

Far out man!

Posted by: Zombie Jerry Garcia, smelly, dirty hippie at September 17, 2025 10:41 AM (JFEBU)

233 There’s been very little focus on electoral fraud and issues like mail in ballots. There isn’t an effort by the administration or in the courts that will provide material change to that process that I know of.

Until that is cleaned up not a lot else matters, and Democrats know it. I’m no sure what Bondi or the CRD is doing about that. I feel like she’s Thea net member not producing tangible change.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2025 10:41 AM (l3sRd)

234
I hope you get better roads but with Whitmer in charge, I doubt it. Just looking for an angle for her Dem buddies to grift is my guess on the way out of office. Covid money is gone.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 10:32 AM


once in office, she said the only way to fix the roads was to add 26 cents per gallon to the gas tax, taking the gas tax from 48 cents per gallon to 74 cents per gallon (for reference, California's gas tax is just under 71 cents)

so, you see, her hands were tied...nothing she could do about the roads

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 17, 2025 10:41 AM (tljrc)

235 And don't forget 2020 was an age of insane vote fraud and Democrap election manipulation.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 17, 2025 10:36 AM (iFTx/)


Ironically, polling and anecdotes suggest that the aged are one of the groups not generally favorable to Trump. The Dems covid efforts, having killed off so many of them, was a bit of a self-own.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2025 10:41 AM (ExV1e)

236 Melania was looking most excellent today in the UK.

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Was she more well turned out than Queen Camilla?

I say neigh.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2025 10:42 AM (JkO4W)

237 Melania was looking most excellent today in the UK.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions

Very elegant in her black suit and purple hat.

Posted by: Tuna at September 17, 2025 10:42 AM (lJ0H4)

238 No one has mentioned my toe.

Posted by: The camel at September 17, 2025 10:23 AM (XQo4F)

We are talking about Dem '28 contenders aren't we?
Posted by: 18-1


By then, AOC will be a moose knuckle.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2025 10:42 AM (tfjlC)

239 235 Ironically, polling and anecdotes suggest that the aged are one of the groups not generally favorable to Trump. The Dems covid efforts, having killed off so many of them, was a bit of a self-own.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2025 10:41 AM (ExV1e)

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2024 exit polls show Boomers to be 50/50 split in terms of partisanship.

It's the Millennials (my generation) who lean most towards Democrats.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 10:42 AM (GBKbO)

240 First: This is true socialism. It is wonderful and everything we've ever dreamed of!

Then: Don't believe the lying capitalist pigdogs about labor camps and secret police. They just want to defame true socialism

Finally: As I always said this was never true socialism. It was uh...State Capitalism or something like that.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2025 10:42 AM (sKqQm)

241 >@piersmorgan
: "It's a statement by the Royal Family: we're going to roll out the ultimate red carpet — and again, just to stress, I've not seen this done for any other world leader. This is unprecedented."
Posted by: JackStraw
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The Monarch knows the potential for dethroning is higher now than in centuries. Charles is grasping for allies.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2025 10:43 AM (gVopW)

242 So just shut your damn piehole and crank.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2025 10:37 AM (JkO4W)

Yeah!

Posted by: Kamala Harris at September 17, 2025 10:43 AM (06Hmj)

243 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2025 10:43 AM (7Q7Ca)

244 Was she more well turned out than Queen Camilla?

I say neigh.
Posted by: Cicero


Like in a pasture?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2025 10:43 AM (tfjlC)

245 Ironically, polling and anecdotes suggest that the aged are one of the groups not generally favorable to Trump. The Dems covid efforts, having killed off so many of them, was a bit of a self-own.

I remember in '21 having lefties tell me that COVID was going to kill so many MAGAts that no Republican would ever be elected president again.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2025 10:44 AM (sKqQm)

246 205: and people who did not know who Charlie Kirk was are now checking out his videos - some of them, anyway - and seeing what he was about.

And coming to the conclusion “THIS guy was incendiary? Huh? He wanted to debate people!”

I truly believe the Left will rue this assassination.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 17, 2025 10:44 AM (MrWte)

247 Clyburn saying "vote for Biden" five minutes before the primary vote didn't suddenly make polling from a year earlier show Biden winning the state.

As time goes on, black women become an increasingly large part of the Democrat primary electorate, and it's only gotten worse since 2020.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

TJM, dunno if you know this but in the South, the Black Church network is the urban and to a lesser extent statewide political machine and Clyburn is the current one coordinating that network. They man the polls in urban areas, control who is election director, funnel personnel to GOTV and vote harvesting ops, and have a long historical tradition of 'bloc' voting.

For a variety of historical reasons, black churches are the parallel political organization to the Dems and before the New Deal, for GOP believe or not in Southern states. The black diaspora made this network important in certain Midwest urban places too like Detroit, Cleveland, and Milwaukee, less so in NYC and Chicago (more commie influences there).

Essentially the black church community is less interested in Commie troon, etc. but play along with it despite grumbles because it is the Gimmedat faction.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 10:44 AM (WDjG6)

248 199 BREAKING NEWS: Jerry Greenfield, the Jerry in Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream is resigning, claiming he felt the independence the brand had to speak on social issues and events was lost to Unilever.

Better stock up on pints of Kamala's Coconut Jubilee whilst you can.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2025 10:32 AM (0sNs1)

In other words, he wanted to dance on Charlie Kirk's grave.

Posted by: XTC at September 17, 2025 10:44 AM (UnA8+)

249 In most cases, there's nothing better than the bond and love between a mother and their child.

Not always, though.

My mother never wanted kids. Dad, you see, knocked her up. But, I still think there were moments like this when my brother and I were quite young.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2025 10:44 AM (7Q7Ca)

250 245 I remember in '21 having lefties tell me that COVID was going to kill so many MAGAts that no Republican would ever be elected president again.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2025 10:44 AM (sKqQm)

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Theory:

Boomers were more generally leaning to the left, but lib Boomers got more shots in response to covid and actually died at higher rates, enough to actually even out the partisan lean of the generation.

Discuss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 10:44 AM (GBKbO)

251 It's the Millennials (my generation) who lean most towards Democrats.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 10:42 AM (GBKbO)

The generation that was maximally steeped in agit prop. You're lucky to have made it out with an intact brain.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2025 10:45 AM (i24o9)

252 =======

2024 exit polls show Boomers to be 50/50 split in terms of partisanship.

It's the Millennials (my generation) who lean most towards Democrats.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters
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Who believes polls that are never accurate?
Who believes accuracy from those who adopt language of the left?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2025 10:45 AM (gVopW)

253 Just got an Amber Alert on my phone for a baby in a car. Only four and a half hours away.

Posted by: What Am I Supposed To Do? at September 17, 2025 10:45 AM (oftw2)

254 ESPONJA!!1!111!11!
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 17, 2025 09:31 AM (tljrc)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2025 10:45 AM (7Q7Ca)

255 Melania was looking most excellent today in the UK.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at September 17, 2025 10:40 AM (OOYCm)

Where did she get the big hat?

Posted by: dantesed at September 17, 2025 10:45 AM (Oy/m2)

256 Who's fatter Pritzker or Christie? Rude of me to ask, I know

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at September 17, 2025 10:45 AM (kTd/k)

257 That kid looks like he’s gonna be a serial killer.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 17, 2025 10:45 AM (+zHSN)

258 251 It's the Millennials (my generation) who lean most towards Democrats.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 10:42 AM (GBKbO)

The generation that was maximally steeped in agit prop. You're lucky to have made it out with an intact brain.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2025 10:45 AM (i24o9)

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I'm a contrarian by nature.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 10:45 AM (GBKbO)

259 253 Just got an Amber Alert on my phone for a baby in a car. Only four and a half hours away.
Posted by: What Am I Supposed To Do? at September 17, 2025 10:45 AM (oftw2)

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Watch out for the swerving minivan!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2025 10:46 AM (JkO4W)

260 "I anther only to the people of New Jerthey!"

Six ways from Sunday, asshole.

Six ways from Sunday.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2025 10:46 AM (06Hmj)

261 I regret that I did not remember this:

Happy Constitution Day

Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2025 10:46 AM (AOsQT)

262
Like in a pasture?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2025 10:43 AM (tfjlC)



"Eat moar chikin"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2025 10:46 AM (7Q7Ca)

263 252 Who believes polls that are never accurate?
Who believes accuracy from those who adopt language of the left?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2025 10:45 AM (gVopW)

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Eh.

My comment was in response someone saying "polls show Boomers are more lib".

I responded with another poll, a recent one, that disagreed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 10:46 AM (GBKbO)

264 This twisted fruit stopped about a half step short of saying "I want this sensual freedom fighter inside me. I ache for his squirrelhood."

Can't walk that back, Gutman. Nice try.
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Gutman should face a never-ending onslaught of recitations of his own words and the inevitable link to his obvious fascination with homosexuality. He volunteered to go there--let him enjoy his new-found celebrity.

Posted by: Crusader at September 17, 2025 10:46 AM (TN0g+)

265
I'm a contrarian by nature.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 10:45 AM (GBKbO)



AND an asshole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2025 10:46 AM (7Q7Ca)

266 265
I'm a contrarian by nature.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 10:45 AM (GBKbO)


AND an asshole.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2025 10:46 AM (7Q7Ca)

======

I would know how to respond to this.

If I knew how to read it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 10:47 AM (GBKbO)

267 It's Country Music Day!

Does Western Music have its own day, or is it being shunned by the National Celebrate a Day Assignment cabal? I dunno.

Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2025 10:47 AM (5rh/l)

268 256 Who's fatter Pritzker or Christie? Rude of me to ask, I know
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at September 17, 2025 10:45 AM (kTd/k)

Pritzker is Wallmart Fat.

Christie is Golden Corral Fat.

They're playing different sports, really.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2025 10:47 AM (06Hmj)

269 Regretfully, the Black church is a solid arm of the Democrat party although many are beginning to breach it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2025 10:48 AM (gVopW)

270 Who believes polls that are never accurate?
Posted by: Braenyard

We should take a poll to find out.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2025 10:48 AM (cYBz/)

271 245 Ironically, polling and anecdotes suggest that the aged are one of the groups not generally favorable to Trump. The Dems covid efforts, having killed off so many of them, was a bit of a self-own.

Aging out of voting cohorts--the Silents were more GOP favorable being socialized in the days of Ike more or less. The Boomers were socialized in the ages of JFK, LBJ, and the failed presidencies of Nixon/Ford but more importantly during the Civil Rights Era. Bipartisan reprogramming to racism, sexism, abortion rights, drugs, plus the blaming of the Vietnam War on Nixon instead of LBJ turned a big proportion of Baby Boomers left.

And their main stream media bubble watching network TV and reading big city papers kept them there.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 10:48 AM (WDjG6)

272 Just got an Amber Alert on my phone for a baby in a car. Only four and a half hours away.
Posted by: What Am I Supposed To Do? at September 17, 2025 10:45 AM (oftw2)



I believe Texas passed a law a few years ago where if you happen upon a pet or a child locked in a hot car, you are authorized to break a window and rescue them without consequence.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2025 10:48 AM (7Q7Ca)

273 The biggest problem with being a contrarian asshole is that you have to take a lot of shit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2025 10:48 AM (06Hmj)

274 My mother never wanted kids. Dad, you see, knocked her up. But, I still think there were moments like this when my brother and I were quite young.
Posted by: Sponge

Well, she did allow herself to get knocked up a second time, apparently.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2025 10:48 AM (77rzZ)

275 I'm a contrarian by nature.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 10:45 AM (GBKbO)


AND an asshole.

Good to know nothing has changed.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 17, 2025 10:48 AM (+zHSN)

276 Who's fatter Pritzker or Christie? Rude of me to ask, I know
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at September 17, 2025 10:45 AM (kTd/k)

Pritzker is Wallmart Fat.

Christie is Golden Corral Fat.

They're playing different sports, really.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2025 10:47 AM (06Hmj)


Okay, I laughed.

Nice!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2025 10:48 AM (iJfKG)

277 Who's fatter Pritzker or Christie? Rude of me to ask, I know
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at September 17, 2025 10:45 AM (kTd/k)


Pritzker is rich, so he's portly.
Christie is fat.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2025 10:48 AM (ExV1e)

278 nice painting but that chick looks like a dude

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 17, 2025 10:49 AM (xcxpd)

279
I would know how to respond to this.

If I knew how to read it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 10:47 AM (GBKbO)



1-800-Literacy

For the children.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2025 10:49 AM (7Q7Ca)

280 BREAKING NEWS: Jerry Greenfield, the Jerry in Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream is resigning, claiming he felt the independence the brand had to speak on social issues and events was lost to Unilever.

Better stock up on pints of Kamala's Coconut Jubilee whilst you can.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2025 10:32 AM (0sNs1)

In other words, he wanted to dance on Charlie Kirk's grave.

Posted by: XTC at September 17, 2025 10:44 AM (UnA8+)

Kill the Fascist, Drain Their Blood Swirl just wasn't ever going to be a hot seller.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2025 10:49 AM (i24o9)

281 Pritzker is Wallmart Fat.

Christie is Golden Corral Fat.

They're playing different sports, really.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2025 10:47 AM (06Hmj)

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Pritzker is Baron Harkonnen fat

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2025 10:49 AM (JkO4W)

282 It's Country Music Day!


Aren't there about 37 distinct different variations of County Music?

I mean Oklahoma Swing is completely different from the Bakersfield sound - just as one/two examples.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2025 10:49 AM (cYBz/)

283
BREAKING NEWS: Jerry Greenfield, the Jerry in Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream is resigning, claiming he felt the independence the brand had to speak on social issues and events was lost to Unilever.



That's what happens when you sell out to an evil multinational conglomerate like Unilever, dumbass. You'd think that 25 years of working for Unilever after betraying the revolution would teach him that.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2025 10:50 AM (FoIOl)

284 Posted by: Diogenes

********

Glad you're finally here. I'm going to go ahead and clock out.

Posted by: muldoon at September 17, 2025 10:50 AM (/iMjX)

285 Why is the child gazing at us and not his mother?

Posted by: toby928 at September 17, 2025 10:50 AM (fIo92)

286 The Left have made it difficult to try and replicate Trump. Any firebrand will be seen as too radical and associated with the violent unhinged Left. Otherwise someone like AOC would have a good shot. The say anything and never apologize type can do very well electorally. But in this atmosphere? No.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2025 10:50 AM (yGFFs)

287 That is a beautiful painting. I like it.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at September 17, 2025 10:50 AM (9SILV)

288 Pritzker is Wallmart Fat.

Christie is Golden Corral Fat.

They're playing different sports, really.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2025 10:47 AM (06Hmj)

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Pritzker is Baron Harkonnen fat
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2025 10:49 AM (JkO4W)
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Pritzker lost probably 100 pounds recently. Musta been surgery or ozempic. He's flabby and chubby and looks like a turd gasping for air as it circles the toilet bowl, but he's not obese any more. He clearly is running in 2028.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 17, 2025 10:51 AM (iFTx/)

289 258 251 It's the Millennials (my generation) who lean most towards Democrats.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 10:42 AM (GBKbO)

The generation that was maximally steeped in agit prop. You're lucky to have made it out with an intact brain.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2025 10:45 AM (i24o9)

=======

I'm a contrarian by nature.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I would agree but the Millennials are still within the range of reprogamming beliefs by and large from political socialization studies. Gen X , Boomers, and Silents are unlikely to change much on voting behavior at this point.

You will probably get a divergence in Millennials based on those that get married and have kids going to the right even if they started on the left (see ShoeOnHead as example) versus the cat ladies and aging soyboy leftists going further left.

Having kids and being married are powerful counteractives to insane democrat policies on crime, education, and sexual deviancy support.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 10:51 AM (WDjG6)

290 "lost to Unilever".

It wasn't lost to Unilever. You SOLD it to Unilever. For an astronomic fuckwagon of cash.

Dickweasel.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2025 10:51 AM (06Hmj)

291
Well, she did allow herself to get knocked up a second time, apparently.
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2025 10:48 AM (77rzZ)



There in lies the catch. My dad was basically an only child, with is brother being 18 years younger (OOPS!!!) and mom always said he was incredibly selfish (he was). She wasn't going to raise an only child.

Had the 2nd one not been miscarried, I would not be here.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2025 10:51 AM (7Q7Ca)

292 287 That is a beautiful painting. I like it.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at September 17, 2025 10:50 AM (9SILV)

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We have a reproduction hanging in our lobby.

Posted by: The Bulwark at September 17, 2025 10:51 AM (JkO4W)

293 Why is the child gazing at us and not his mother?
Posted by: toby928 at September 17, 2025 10:50 AM

He's not shy like me.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at September 17, 2025 10:51 AM (kTd/k)

294 Glad you're finally here. I'm going to go ahead and clock out.
Posted by: muldoon at September 17, 2025 10:50 AM (/iMjX)

Does this blog has a time clock? Do we get paid for this?

Posted by: dantesed at September 17, 2025 10:52 AM (Oy/m2)

295 claiming he felt the independence "

Misspelled "finally made enough money"

Posted by: man at September 17, 2025 10:52 AM (tubbA)

296 Pritzker lost probably 100 pounds recently. Musta been surgery or ozempic. He's flabby and chubby and looks like a turd gasping for air as it circles the toilet bowl, but he's not obese any more. He clearly is running in 2028.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Yeah, I don't think he will make it. Mebbe VP nominee for a POC nominee but that is about it.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 10:52 AM (WDjG6)

297 Dem candidate in 28? Mark Kelly. White, ex-military, ex-astronaut. Presumably Christian. Last chance to fool Normie into voting Dem.

He will be somebody's puppet, not necessarily whoever owns him now.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 17, 2025 10:52 AM (3jSqd)

298 Bougueareau, quite the accomplished painter and darling of the Academy.

The enfants terribles of the new impressionist style mocked him mercilessly

Posted by: kallisto at September 17, 2025 10:53 AM (dCxaZ)

299 Afternoon Delight or I've Never Been to Me for today's earworm?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2025 10:53 AM (0sNs1)

300 Had the 2nd one not been miscarried, I would not be here.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2025 10:51 AM (7Q7Ca)

Maybe the second would have been fortunate enough to grow up to be you.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at September 17, 2025 10:53 AM (kTd/k)

301
I love this painting

Posted by: George Zinn at September 17, 2025 10:54 AM (IifOV)

302 Afternoon Delight or I've Never Been to Me for today's earworm?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

What, no love for Musicbox Dancer?

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2025 10:54 AM (77rzZ)

303 286 The Left have made it difficult to try and replicate Trump. Any firebrand will be seen as too radical and associated with the violent unhinged Left. Otherwise someone like AOC would have a good shot. The say anything and never apologize type can do very well electorally. But in this atmosphere? No.
Posted by: ...

Not to be dramatic but the 2028 election will be for a time of choosing--retain the sane Trump policies or go down the rabbit hole of worse than Biden policies under a semi cognizant leader.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 10:54 AM (WDjG6)

304
Maybe the second would have been fortunate enough to grow up to be you.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at September 17, 2025 10:53 AM (kTd/k)



That poor thing.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2025 10:54 AM (7Q7Ca)

305 Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2025 10:49 AM (i24o9)

Unilever wouldn't go along with Robinson Raisin and that was apparently the last straw.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2025 10:54 AM (yGFFs)

306 289 Having kids and being married are powerful counteractives to insane democrat policies on crime, education, and sexual deviancy support.
Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 10:51 AM (WDjG6)

=======

I am not sure what happened to Dolley last night, but she earnestly told me we have to delete our Facebook accounts. She mentioned AI scrubbing of photos, but she also referenced obliquely her continued belief that the world is going to shit and we're all going to die.

Yes, discussing politics if fun with her.

Anyway, I'm never going to ask specifically what prompted this, but being so soon after the Kirk slaying tells me it's related to that. If I had to hazard a guess, I'd say that her FB, dominated by high school friends from rural AL, is all, "We have to go to war," and she freaked out which is probably messing with the "prominent Christian assassinated" thing (she had a freakout when Trump did the pope AI image) which messes with the "conservatives are fascist" thing (again...fun).

I've been telling her to delete her social media for a couple of years because it just feeds this paranoia. So...maybe she'll start to calm the fuck down.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 10:55 AM (GBKbO)

307 Pritzker lost probably 100 pounds recently. Musta been surgery or ozempic. He's flabby and chubby and looks like a turd gasping for air as it circles the toilet bowl, but he's not obese any more. He clearly is running in 2028.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Yeah, I don't think he will make it. Mebbe VP nominee for a POC nominee but that is about it.
Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 10:52 AM (WDjG6)
____

I continue to believe the Dem candidate for Prez in 2028 will be a white guy. POC and DEI retards have so shit the bed that even POC are tired of them. Black fatigue and all. That, plus the Dums don't have any POC who aren't sad jokes and caricatures.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 17, 2025 10:55 AM (iFTx/)

308 Having kids and being married are powerful counteractives to insane democrat policies on crime, education, and sexual deviancy support.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 10:51 AM (WDjG6)

Tail end of millennials is hitting thirty, if not already there.

I'll give them two weeks to shape up or ship out.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2025 10:55 AM (i24o9)

309 Afternoon Delight or I've Never Been to Me for today's earworm?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2025 10:53 AM (0sNs1)



I had "I'm a Boinger" stuck in my head much of the day yesterday.

Today, my head appears to be empty.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2025 10:55 AM (7Q7Ca)

310 >>>And yet, simply because he was Obama's VP, he was able to outlast everyone else until it became him or Bernie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 10:32 AM (GBKbO)

Biden didn't win anything in the Primary, he had his path cleared by the DNC who offered a handful of silver or a dagger to all his opponents

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2025 10:56 AM (rbvCR)

311 Bipartisan reprogramming to racism, sexism, abortion rights, drugs, plus the blaming of the Vietnam War on Nixon instead of LBJ turned a big proportion of Baby Boomers left.

------------

As a late Boomer (hated and despise the early Boomer hippies) I got to cast my first vote at age 19 for Ronald Reagan in 1980.

I'd like to think I would have been hardcore libertarian and conservative regardless of the era -- but who knows?

I distinctly remember reading newspaper editorials as a teenager and always agreeing with the conservative op-eds and disagreeing with the liberals.

William Safire in particular persuaded me when he noted simply that conservatives value Liberty and Freedom over Safety and Security -- as opposed to liberals who valued the opposite.

Posted by: ShainS -- UNITE THE CLANS After They Assassinated & Martyred Our Latest BraveHeart at September 17, 2025 10:56 AM (itv8P)

312 That, plus the Dums don't have any POC who aren't sad jokes and caricatures.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 17, 2025 10:55 AM


Well, except for me.

Posted by: Jasmine C. from Dallas at September 17, 2025 10:56 AM (0sNs1)

313 310
Biden didn't win anything in the Primary, he had his path cleared by the DNC who offered a handful of silver or a dagger to all his opponents
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2025 10:56 AM (rbvCR)

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He won the SC primary by about 30 points before everyone else dropped out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 10:56 AM (GBKbO)

314 So, Sponge was not FIRST! in the birth order?

That could explain a lot.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2025 10:56 AM (77rzZ)

315 Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 10:54 AM (WDjG6)

Trump is going to hang the Left with this last week. Butcher them completely.

Like in the way you stand up and cheer to.

It's a shame it will probably have to wait until SOTU but he is going to bend them over and split their difference eight ways to Sunday. In a manner our side has rarely had fought for us. And who knows what will be said and done between now and then. But grab your popcorn. They are gonna go through a meat grinder in slow motion on national TV.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2025 10:57 AM (yGFFs)

316 So, Sponge was not FIRST! in the birth order?

That could explain a lot.
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2025 10:56 AM (77rzZ)



Nope. Safety Third!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2025 10:57 AM (7Q7Ca)

317 They are gonna go through a meat grinder in slow motion on national TV.
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2025 10:57 AM (yGFFs)

Mechanically Separated?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2025 10:57 AM (06Hmj)

318 316 So, Sponge was not FIRST! in the birth order?

That could explain a lot.
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2025 10:56 AM (77rzZ)


Nope. Safety Third!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2025 10:57 AM (7Q7Ca)

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Sponge confirmed to be Ender Wiggin.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 10:58 AM (GBKbO)

319 TJM is right. Our generation is the most rigidly conformist in history. Everything about it is just slavish. These people make the 1950s company man look like Frank Zappa.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2025 10:58 AM (BI5O2)

320 297 Dem candidate in 28? Mark Kelly. White, ex-military, ex-astronaut. Presumably Christian. Last chance to fool Normie into voting Dem.

He will be somebody's puppet, not necessarily whoever owns him now.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
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Old Penis head suffers two problems. One is Obama who is a shitty political player wants him. Second, short. For whatever reason, taller males are more popular.

He may also have a side piece problem and if he is stepping out on Gabby, that would doom him among the cat lady crowd.

For the most part, senators make really crappy national politicians and that is because they bloviate and have a voting record to be scrutinized. Much harder to scrutinize a gubernatorial candidate's record plus the glow from running a state well redounds to their credit.

Other than Trump, GOP and Dems do better picking governors (and they generally do better in office) than senators.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 10:58 AM (WDjG6)

321
It's a shame it will probably have to wait until SOTU but he is going to bend them over and split their difference eight ways to Sunday. In a manner our side has rarely had fought for us. And who knows what will be said and done between now and then. But grab your popcorn. They are gonna go through a meat grinder in slow motion on national TV.
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2025 10:57 AM (yGFFs)



"As long as he doesn't use hate speech!!!"

- - - - Pam Bondi

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2025 10:59 AM (7Q7Ca)

322 I've been telling her to delete her social media for a couple of years because it just feeds this paranoia. So...maybe she'll start to calm the fuck down.

FB is useful for businesses or joining a community group that doesn't discuss politics, for instance sharing contact info of contractors and tradesmen. Or FB Marketplace. But other than that it is reddit Lite.

and I don't like the idea of children's images being plastered all over facebook.

Posted by: kallisto at September 17, 2025 10:59 AM (dCxaZ)

323 I've been telling her to delete her social media for a couple of years because it just feeds this paranoia. So...maybe she'll start to calm the fuck down.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 10:55 AM (GBKbO)

Give her space. My wife deleted all those a-holes who were constantly calling the right fascists, and freaking the f out of over Trump this and Trump that.

There was a point in her mindset where I had to say that maybe she ought not say the things she was saying out loud to anyone but me (*types* *deletes* stuff).

She's gotten control of all the SM a-holes, and now we have regular measured discussions where we marvel at how insane the left has become.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2025 11:00 AM (i24o9)

324 No screaming or beating in that painting. That's not the kid's mother.

Posted by: Not fooling anyone at September 17, 2025 11:00 AM (TbWk/)

325 Pretty much every socialist revolutionary says something to the effect of "we are going to have to kill 10-25% of the population but it will be worth it" - from Lenin to Ayers.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2025 10:31 AM (sKqQm)

"Worth it" is putting it lightly. Commies are in the business of mass-murder, the socio-political economic theory is grafted on.

Posted by: mea culpa at September 17, 2025 11:00 AM (kblUx)

326
Everyone knows that True Communism has never been tried.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2025 10:40 AM (JkO4W)



Cicero's right. They always leave too many survivors to be True Communism.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2025 11:00 AM (FoIOl)

327 Posted by: What Matt Gutman really wanted to say at September 17, 2025 10:27 AM (Y1sOo)

"Woof! Woof! Yiff me harder, master!"

Posted by: gKWVE at September 17, 2025 11:01 AM (gKWVE)

328
nood rant

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 17, 2025 11:01 AM (tljrc)

329 >>>I've been telling her to delete her social media for a couple of years because it just feeds this paranoia. So...maybe she'll start to calm the fuck down.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 10:55 AM (GBKbO)

Get her involved with canning, preserving and get her the EMT cert. "calming the fnck down" just gives someone more time to fret, it is better to give tasks focused on survival of whatever seems to be looming.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2025 11:01 AM (rbvCR)

330 It's a shame it will probably have to wait until SOTU but he is going to bend them over and split their difference eight ways to Sunday. In a manner our side has rarely had fought for us. And who knows what will be said and done between now and then. But grab your popcorn. They are gonna go through a meat grinder in slow motion on national TV.
Posted by: ...
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I would get Congress to give Trump a national address before them regarding political violence. The only fly in the ointment is budgetary politics right now--my guess is a partial government shutdown coming soon.

But re national speeches, Reagan, after the assassination, did one and it rolled the Dems up on the tax bill. It pins the Dems on the floor to cheer or sit sullenly while Trump would go on about common 90/10 solutions to rampant crime, mentally ill killing people, and assassinations.

As a two time that we know about survivor of such, he has the ability to engage on this subject.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 11:02 AM (WDjG6)

331 So...maybe she'll start to calm the fuck down.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Only if you tell her to.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2025 11:02 AM (77rzZ)

332
We haven't seen the next Democrat Preezy Candidate yet.

He'll be a new Bill Clinton. Relatively unknown, probably white, and young enough to be full of New!!!!!1111!!!!!! 3rd way Ideas. Maybe he'll even play a musical instrument like the piccolo or something.

I expect to see him start his run after the midterms.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2025 11:02 AM (iJfKG)

333 For the most part, senators make really crappy national politicians and that is because they bloviate and have a voting record to be scrutinized. Much harder to scrutinize a gubernatorial candidate's record plus the glow from running a state well redounds to their credit.
Other than Trump, GOP and Dems do better picking governors (and they generally do better in office) than senators.
Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 10:58 AM (WDjG6)

I wholeheartedly agree. The Dem's problem is they don't have any governors on the bench that aren't damaged goods.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 17, 2025 11:02 AM (3jSqd)

334 ======

Sponge confirmed to be Ender Wiggin.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 10:58 AM (GBKbO)


*doesn't get it*

*searches internet*

*guesses he'll have to actually read a book*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2025 11:02 AM (7Q7Ca)

335 TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 10:55 AM (GBKbO)

I don't have a Facebook account. I feel lucky and glad that I don't have anything connected with it.

Posted by: dantesed at September 17, 2025 11:02 AM (Oy/m2)

336 "As long as he doesn't use hate speech!!!"

- - - - Pam Bondi
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2025 10:59 AM (7Q7Ca)

*rubs temples*

That really was dumb as fuck. Especially when "incitement to murder" is what they're actually doing. Just...really dumb.

Posted by: Hate speech...my god at September 17, 2025 11:02 AM (TbWk/)

337 she also referenced obliquely her continued belief that the world is going to shit and we're all going to die.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 10:55 AM


"She's not wrong, you know."
-- Morgan Freeman

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2025 11:03 AM (0sNs1)

338 Posted by: AltonJackson at September 17, 2025 10:41 AM

According to Grok, Whitmer's proposal was even worse than you state:

No, Governor Gretchen Whitmer did not propose raising Michigan's gas tax to a total of 74 cents per gallon. In her 2019 budget proposal, she advocated for a 45-cent increase to the state's excise tax on gasoline (from the then-current 26.3 cents per gallon), bringing the excise tax alone to 71.3 cents per gallon. This would have made Michigan's excise tax the highest in the nation at the time, but the total combined state tax (including the 6% sales tax on fuel, equivalent to roughly 18 cents per gallon at average prices) was projected to reach about 89 cents per gallon — not 74 cents.

The proposal, which aimed to generate $2.5 billion annually for road repairs, was ultimately rejected by the Republican-controlled Legislature and did not pass. More recent plans, such as her 2025 "MI Road Ahead" initiative, have focused on reallocating existing sales tax revenue on fuel to roads without a direct tax hike, rather than proposing any specific increase to 74 cents.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 17, 2025 11:04 AM (P5BPp)

339 *guesses he'll have to actually read a book*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2025 11:02 AM


Or, you could put on some pants, visit the Book Thread, and ask there.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2025 11:04 AM (0sNs1)

340 He may also have a side piece problem and if he is stepping out on Gabby, that would doom him among the cat lady crowd.




Why would he cheat on Gabby? She's got an extra hole in the head...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2025 11:05 AM (FoIOl)

341 For reference:

The current motor fuel excise tax rate in Michigan as of September 17, 2025, is 30.0 cents per gallon for both gasoline and diesel. This rate took effect on January 1, 2024, and will remain in place until the end of the year, when it is scheduled to increase to 30.93 cents per gallon on January 1, 2025, based on an inflation adjustment of 3.1% from the 2024 rate.

Additionally, Michigan applies a 6% sales tax on gasoline, which equates to about 18 cents per gallon at an average price of $3.00 per gallon, bringing the total state tax to approximately 48 cents per gallon. The excise tax funds road and bridge improvements, while sales tax revenue goes to the general fund.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 17, 2025 11:06 AM (P5BPp)

342 As a late Boomer (hated and despise the early Boomer hippies) I got to cast my first vote at age 19 for Ronald Reagan in 1980.
Posted by: ShainS
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As a very late Boomer technically, I think probably the 1960-1964 Boomers more resemble Gen X. By the political coming of age for this group, Vietnam and draft was not a live issue, the ERA was taking on water and failing, the Carter years were a friggin disaster in the world and US, the glow was off the endless Civil Rights campaigns because affirmative action was beginning to bite on the whites and young males, and economic opportunity/world politics was seen as far better with the GOP,

Americans held hostage and the fecklessness of Carter made a powerful impression that the Dems were weak and clueless on foreign policy for late bloomers and early Gen X. Ironically, I would bet that ABC News thought that Koppel might pave the way for Ted Kennedy in 80 like LBJ was going to get sidelined by RFK in 68.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 11:08 AM (WDjG6)

343 Why would he cheat on Gabby? She's got an extra hole in the head...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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That is a Kill Tony joke if ever I heard one.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 11:08 AM (WDjG6)

344 I wholeheartedly agree. The Dem's problem is they don't have any governors on the bench that aren't damaged goods.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
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That is because the female Democratic governors are playing to their AWFL and alphabet networks, not the populace.

And AWFLs and alphabet people are to the left of the Democrat coalition and far left to the population.

Even Gavin does better than they do in at least rhetorically recognizing some sane policies.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 11:12 AM (WDjG6)

345 I've been telling her to delete her social media for a couple of years because it just feeds this paranoia. So...maybe she'll start to calm the fuck down.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 10:55 AM (GBKbO)

Did you tell her to calm down? That usually works. Let us know as soon as you come out of hiding.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 17, 2025 11:13 AM (5xuJ/)

346 345 Did you tell her to calm down? That usually works. Let us know as soon as you come out of hiding.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 17, 2025 11:13 AM (5xuJ/)

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*tries*

*is dead*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 11:15 AM (GBKbO)

347 342 describes my mindset and experience. after wasting a vote on j. anderson i witnessed carter's failed hostage rescue attempt, then hated clinton not being sacked and all they've done since.
plus the latter rescinded the cap on radio station ownership in any given market. that really chapped my ass.

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2025 12:05 PM (LgQ89)

348 Child is a bit too old to be sitting naked on his mother's lap. He's past toddler stage. She should push him off and order him to get dressed.

Posted by: Marietta at September 17, 2025 03:57 PM (E3izH)

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