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Charlie Kirk's Trantifa Assassin in a Text to His Furry Tranny Lover: "I had enough of his hatred. Some hate can't be negotiated out."

Peter J. Hasson
@peterjhasson

BREAKING: Tyler Robinson had become more "political" and leaned more "to the left" in the last year and becoming more outspoken about pro-trans views, prosecutor says

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Some people are suspicious that this text conversation is a scripted thing, designed to absolve his comrades-in-arms while taking the blame himself. Why couldn't he just talk to his tranny roommate in real life? Why prepare this very convenient written record for future court proceedings?


Even today, CNN's "Senior National Security Consultant" continues insisting that the trantifa assassin has no discernable motive.

She claims that he speaks with "irony," so that she can sweep away his clear statements about wanting to kill Kirk because he "spread hatred," dismissing them as just telling a funny joke. He didn't really mean it. He was being ironical.

"We may never know the motive," they promised for the thousandth time.

Last night, even after the well-publicized fact that the trantifa assassin was having sex with a tranny furry and spent time on extremist left-wing trantifa discords, Jimmy Kimmel insisted he's on the right:

Remember when the left said that people who deliberately spread disinformation must be barred from the public airwaves?

And at CBS: the hard left propagandists are getting in their last lies before the management fires them all.


Notice that he still won't say the killer is a left-wing extremist. Just that he hated Charlie Kirk. Who can say what sort of person hates Charlie Kirk? It's a mystery for the ages.

"We may never know the motive," they vowed yet again.

Posted by: Ace at 03:36 PM




Comments

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1 THE BLADE IS FIRST BECAUSE HE IS BEST

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 16, 2025 03:37 PM (iFTx/)

2 Dear Lord, we need some smitin'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 16, 2025 03:37 PM (zZu0s)

3 First?

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at September 16, 2025 03:37 PM (v/YwY)

4
ESPONJA!!1!!!!!1

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 16, 2025 03:37 PM (tljrc)

5 gawd I hate Jimmy Kimmel.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2025 03:38 PM (uWKK8)

6 Time travelling again.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 16, 2025 03:38 PM (3ImbR)

7 Authorities say: 'We may never know his true motives'.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2025 03:38 PM (l1TF7)

8 When can we have a Ermiya Fanaeian thread?

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at September 16, 2025 03:39 PM (v/YwY)

9 rats, coulda been firs if i didn't read the material

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 16, 2025 03:39 PM (CWTWj)

10 Weirdos

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2025 03:39 PM (Q4IgG)

11 When can we have a Ermiya Fanaeian thread?
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at September 16, 2025 03:39 PM


Hopefully to announce his arrest.

Posted by: toby928 at September 16, 2025 03:40 PM (jc0TO)

12 The left knows how bad this is.

And they will kill again if it means keeping the public from knowing.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 16, 2025 03:40 PM (KQHym)

13 Shut up, they explained.

Posted by: toby928 at September 16, 2025 03:41 PM (jc0TO)

14 Notice that he still won't say the killer is a left-wing extremist. Just that he hated Charlie Kirk. Who can say what sort of person hates Charlie Kirk? It's a mystery for the ages.

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The far right who thinks that violence is the only answer, so they killed Charlie Kirk who agreed with them on every issue!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 03:41 PM (GBKbO)

15 Deep down I hope it bothers those of the Left that there's nobody on their side worth taking out.

Posted by: the dandy at September 16, 2025 03:41 PM (8l8nW)

16 Why does CBS still have a FCC license?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 16, 2025 03:41 PM (abIsI)

17 Some people are suspicious that this text conversation is a scripted thing, designed to absolve his comrades-in-arms while taking the blame himself. Why couldn't he just talk to his tranny roommate in real life? Why prepare this very convenient written record for future court proceedings?

It does sound scripted, but OTOH, perhaps the roomy really didn't know. IDK. Regardless, fry him (Robinson).

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2025 03:41 PM (Riz8t)

18 12 The left knows how bad this is.

And they will kill again if it means keeping the public from knowing.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 16, 2025 03:40 PM (KQHym)

=======

As we saw with Iryna on the Charlotte rail line and her murder, the left can't control narratives anymore.

Well, at least not nearly enough to squash anything they want.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 03:41 PM (GBKbO)

19 i wonder if someone will jack ruby the guy to keep him quiet

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 16, 2025 03:41 PM (CWTWj)

20 Juliette Kayyem is a babbling idiot. I've read stuff from her about "national security" and I wouldn't let her lock my front door

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2025 03:42 PM (lmTGO)

21 Jimmy Kimmel should pull a Robert Redford.

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2025 03:42 PM (UjdFS)

22 17 Some people are suspicious that this text conversation is a scripted thing, designed to absolve his comrades-in-arms while taking the blame himself. Why couldn't he just talk to his tranny roommate in real life? Why prepare this very convenient written record for future court proceedings?

It does sound scripted, but OTOH, perhaps the roomy really didn't know. IDK. Regardless, fry him (Robinson).
Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2025 03:41 PM (Riz8t)

======

"Remember when I was carving those messages into those bullets?"

I can imagine the very specifics of this assassination attempt were individualized in Robinson's head, but there's no way generalized talk of how to do it didn't happen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 03:42 PM (GBKbO)

23 "rats, coulda been firs if i didn't read the material"

Preach!

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at September 16, 2025 03:42 PM (v/YwY)

24 WATCH: CBS’s John Dickerson is forced to admit the evidence shows the suspect in Charlie Kirk’s assassination did so out of a hatred for Kirk himself and his politics.

Less than 24 hours ago, Dickerson said the “motive remains elusive” with the suspect “not driven by an obvious political ideology” and the only evidence to a possible motive was “vague, second-hand testimony.”


Also John Dickerson: "I have no idea why Hitler invaded the USSR."

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2025 03:43 PM (Riz8t)

25 We are not in a battle of "left" vs. "right" anymore.

It's good versus evil.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 16, 2025 03:43 PM (0sNs1)

26 Has an Extreme Phony Scripted feel to it.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2025 03:43 PM (GUGzt)

27 Speaking of crazy bitches . . .

Democrat senator [Mazie "Corny" Hirono] blasts FBI director for requiring single pull-up for women because women have “physiological differences” 🤔

-
Girl bosses can beat up 15 well armed professional karate fighters without breaking a sweat! Hasn't she ever seen a movie?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Who Has Had About Enough! at September 16, 2025 03:43 PM (L/fGl)

28
You know what's weird about these texts?

Complete sentences. Mostly proper grammar. 22 yr olds Do Not text like that. Was this Transcribed into proper English??

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2025 03:43 PM (R/5iR)

29 I guess to the left having sex with teenaged tranny furries is just a normal thing everyone does. Not leftwing at all amiright?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2025 03:43 PM (sKqQm)

30
"it’s a stew of irony, violence, gaming fetish and Discord."

===============

Reminds me of the stupid term "War on Terror."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2025 03:43 PM (cCfL4)

31 The person who killed Hitler agreed with Hitler!!!

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2025 03:44 PM (GUGzt)

32 "Everyone is saying this was a bad thing to do. The Right is bad. Therefore he is on the Right. QED."

Posted by: Worst Earl Flloyd-George at September 16, 2025 03:44 PM (oH5Tk)

33 Why would a MAGA guy want to take out Charlie? Their fake narrative is fake and gay and makes no sense.

Posted by: Max Power at September 16, 2025 03:44 PM (q177U)

34 gawd I hate Jimmy Kimmel.

Posted by: Tom Servo

I'm not fan, either.

Posted by: Gawd at September 16, 2025 03:44 PM (4DY5T)

35 yeah, 0HOUR__ is plugging the nonsense all this is scripted too.
Since he hasn't corrected his halftruth that Twitch banned Destiny (they banned the fool in 2022 and it was confirmed a permaban in late 2024, just before the election): I consider 0HOUR__ a pile of trash not to be trusted.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 16, 2025 03:44 PM (gKWVE)

36 It does sound scripted, but OTOH, perhaps the roomy really didn't know. IDK. Regardless, fry him (Robinson).
Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2025 03:41 PM


Give me a ballpeen hammer, a concrete floor, and this furry's hind paws and I will get you the answer quickly.

Posted by: toby928 at September 16, 2025 03:44 PM (jc0TO)

37 the rule is: if your source burns me, I get to burn the source

Posted by: gKWVE at September 16, 2025 03:45 PM (gKWVE)

38 When I first heard they were going to lay this at our feet I was very dismissive, but they have and it's enraging reading from an earlier thread today that a plurality of Americans thinks "MAGA" killed Charlie Kirk.

Posted by: Leupold at September 16, 2025 03:45 PM (4pwAx)

39 37 the rule is: if your source burns me, I get to burn the source
Posted by: gKWVE at September 16, 2025 03:45 PM (gKWVE)

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"I don't get it."
-DC reporters who all said Biden was sharp as a tac

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 03:45 PM (GBKbO)

40 That chat conversation is the gayest thing I've seen since I saw two guys making out in a park in Seattle.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2025 03:45 PM (lIio7)

41 How old was the assassin?

Those messages up top seem like something a person much older would write. There's not a lot of shorthand like the kids use online these days.

Weird.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2025 03:45 PM (Q4IgG)

42


So how does the entire media know to stay on message at the same time?

Is it more coordinated than the NFL's messaging?

Wow, he's right wing, had no idea. In fact, all mass shootings and assassinations are right wing.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at September 16, 2025 03:45 PM (et1vG)

43 38 When I first heard they were going to lay this at our feet I was very dismissive, but they have and it's enraging reading from an earlier thread today that a plurality of Americans thinks "MAGA" killed Charlie Kirk.

Posted by: Leupold at September 16, 2025 03:45 PM (4pwAx)

=======

YouGov online snap poll.

Might as well have just put up a poll on Reddit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 03:45 PM (GBKbO)

44 >>The person who killed Hitler agreed with Hitler!!!


I heard they had breakfast together that day!

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2025 03:45 PM (l1TF7)

45 None of these H8ets probably heard a minute of Charlie Kirk'

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2025 03:46 PM (+qU29)

46 I can imagine the very specifics of this assassination attempt were individualized in Robinson's head, but there's no way generalized talk of how to do it didn't happen.

Could be, but I'm sure a lot of these guys talk big, but do nothing but bitch, and then engage in buttsex.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2025 03:46 PM (Riz8t)

47 >>Democrat senator [Mazie "Corny" Hirono] blasts FBI director for requiring single pull-up for women because women have “physiological differences” 🤔


How does that square with women can turn into me?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2025 03:46 PM (viF8m)

48 According to the chat, the rifle was the assassin's grandfather's. If true, I called it.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2025 03:46 PM (lIio7)

49
Has an Extreme Phony Scripted feel to it.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2025 03:43 PM


yeah

a little too on the nose

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 16, 2025 03:46 PM (tljrc)

50 Of course there's no "dominant political ideology." Because it's not political, it's religious. Because the left thinks it's not left to be tranny or any other sexual activist. It's just normal for people who hold a "normal" Progressive worldview. They think it's normal (and not left) to feel persecuted for expressing your mental illness publicly and shamelessly.

Posted by: GWB at September 16, 2025 03:46 PM (RTQn+)

51 Hey Jimmy screw you!!

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 16, 2025 03:46 PM (xHTFh)

52 We need to get our brand out of the toilet.

Quick, get those 'X' tweet of Gavin's onboard, stat!

Also, get me a cheeseburger and some pommes frites!

Posted by: Charles "Chuck" Schumer (D-NY) at September 16, 2025 03:46 PM (0sNs1)

53 I'm calling bullshit on that transcript. 100% pure total unadulterated bullshit. As Ace points out, it seems awfully scripted to absolve this freak's conspirators while taking the blame himself.

But I think even more damning is there is no way on this Earth, or on any other planet, does a 22-year-old write in that stilted style when texting his friends.

Not only is the language almost legalistically stilted phrasing, but every word is written out. There is conspicuously no use of slang letter abbreviations (acronyms or initialisms) that every single 20-something in the world uses endlessly.

That exchange looks like it was written by a lawyer.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 16, 2025 03:47 PM (iFTx/)

54 I did not wish to involve you in this matter. It was me and myself alone. They will be looking for me. I am sorry to say I must go forever now, my love. But if I should not see you for a long while, wait for me. Promise me you will wait for me.

Posted by: How texts absolutely do not tend to ever sound at September 16, 2025 03:47 PM (Ph0Ny)

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2025 03:47 PM (GUGzt)

55 John "Go For The Throat" Dickerson, former political director of Slate Magazine and current CBS newsreader is the very last person I would trust to give a nonpartisan opinion on anything in America.

I listened to the Slate Political Gabfest for years back in the day to get an idea of what the other side was thinking from what presumably smart liberals were. Emily Bazelon was, pretty much, an idiot. Dickerson was moonlighting at CBS at the time, so he had to keep his views to himself, but because he worked for Slate his inner leftist kept coming out (hence his infamous Go For The Throat article), and David Plotz turned out to be the most interesting thinker of the three.

Posted by: Darrell Harris - Je Suis Charlie at September 16, 2025 03:47 PM (RWBLh)

56 "I left no traces."

They found his gun like immediately...with his fingerprints.

And his DNA on the scene.

And his image in video cameras.

Dude's a fucking retard.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 03:47 PM (GBKbO)

57 I want to see Jimmy Kimmel apologize for that purposeful disinformation, live on tv

on his last-ever broadcast, hopefully this week

dickhead

Posted by: Black Orchid at September 16, 2025 03:47 PM (FHttA)

58 We may never find the motive of this particular case.

Vs.

ADL : There are 50 million cases of bonified rightwing violence!

And progs can believe both.

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2025 03:47 PM (krQz2)

59 How does that square with women can turn into me?
Posted by: JackStraw


Ladies, don't do it. You don't want to live as JackStraw.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2025 03:47 PM (lIio7)

60 Leftists always b l ame opponents on their crimes

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2025 03:47 PM (+qU29)

61 Isn't a stew of irony a line from Shakespeare?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 16, 2025 03:47 PM (XV/Pl)

62 The Fen is 45-50 Probably because she just doesn't care about "first" and it's only funny when Sponge says it at about 25 in.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2025 03:48 PM (7RYym)

63 >>Democrat senator [Mazie "Corny" Hirono] blasts FBI director for requiring single pull-up for women because women have “physiological differences”

You...you don't say. When was this discovered? Does Congress know about this?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2025 03:48 PM (Riz8t)

64
"it’s a stew of irony, violence, gaming fetish and Discord."

================

I'm not done with this stupid quote yet. "Irony" is how they dismiss the fact that someone from the "good side" did this.

It was irony! Irony has descended upon the land. We must fight irony.

(blow-dried anchorette) Matt, what message does this send?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2025 03:48 PM (cCfL4)

65 "I left no traces."

They found his gun like immediately...with his fingerprints.

And his DNA on the scene.

And his image in video cameras.

Dude's a fucking retard.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 03:47 PM (GBKbO)
---
"Well, see, he didn't mean anything he said." - Demedia

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2025 03:48 PM (krQz2)

66 I don't get the idea that if you hate hard enough you can eliminate hate. What is more hateful than murdering someone?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2025 03:48 PM (dfIr7)

67
Also, speaking of Fake bullshit online...

that other The Left's Joe Rogan, "destiny," is posting on twitter that "conservatives" got him "banned" from Twitch.

He was banned from Twitch years ago. So it's a trap -- to see how many people fall for it and gloat, then he'll say the joke's on you, I was banned years ago.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2025 03:48 PM (R/5iR)

68 Absolutely, distilling simply into Good vs Evil

Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at September 16, 2025 03:48 PM (wvpqW)

69 I'm going to need hear the Ungrateful Loaf's opinion to try to understand these deviants.

Posted by: toby928 at September 16, 2025 03:48 PM (jc0TO)

70 No emoticons? No acronyms or abbreviations? "How long have you been plotting this?"

WTH? Which agency released this?

Posted by: mrp at September 16, 2025 03:48 PM (rj6Yv)

71 > That exchange looks like it was written by a lawyer.
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Or a Federal agent of some 3-letter agency/bureau/department.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2025 03:48 PM (Q4IgG)

72 Next up: Twiggy kills himself when the jail cameras fail. The Utah FBI agents who cooked up that laughable fake up top declare that Robinson acted alone and now the nation can heal.

Posted by: Worst Earl Flloyd-George at September 16, 2025 03:48 PM (oH5Tk)

73 The sodium pentathol is on me. Pump these fuckers full of it.

Little 22 year old half-a-fag-dickhead first.

Posted by: Sports Illustrated PR team at September 16, 2025 03:48 PM (s9EN2)

74 He was a right winger but the Right are in mourning and the Left are the ones celebrating.

Makes perfect sense on Planet Zaxxon.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2025 03:49 PM (GUGzt)

75 Yeah, just at a glance its scripted. The perp wants to get info out and the sockpuppet asks leading questions to set it up

Posted by: Fenrisulven at September 16, 2025 03:49 PM (ciYHQ)

76 Biden was sharp as a tac
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 03:45 PM (GBKbO)

Biden *was* as sharp as a 'tac' - a tic-tac.

Posted by: GWB at September 16, 2025 03:49 PM (RTQn+)

77 Why would a MAGA guy want to take out Charlie? Their fake narrative is fake and gay and makes no sense.
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It's not to convince you.
It's to convince their side they are still the good guys.
Their evil has to have a sea of wooly-headed, shallow-thinking idiots, useful idiots, to hide among.

Remember: A fundamental aspect of the leftist identity is that they are doing "good."
A cosmic or galactic "good."
The "right side of history" and all that bullshit.

Being on the side of murder complicates that.
Convincing them that it was red-on-red assuages the distress on their ego.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 16, 2025 03:49 PM (KQHym)

78 "I left no traces."

They found his gun like immediately...with his fingerprints.

And his DNA on the scene.

And his image in video cameras.

Dude's a fucking retard.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 03:47 PM (GBKbO)
______

"Fuck you! At least I didn't jerk off onto the fence to leave even more DNA."

-- The Murdering Faggot

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 16, 2025 03:50 PM (iFTx/)

79 Jimmy Kimmel should pull a Robert Redford.

Live to 89 being an asshole every minute of it? He might.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 16, 2025 03:50 PM (3nLb4)

80 The person who killed Hitler agreed with Hitler!!!
---
But really had it in for Bigfoot!

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2025 03:50 PM (krQz2)

81 >> "We may never know the motive," they promised for the thousandth time

The hard part for a lot of people to grasp is that there is a concerted effort to undermine our country. That efforts doesn’t just involve domestic groups, it includes a demonstrable effort by sovereigns like Russia and China. That’s not hyperbole or internet rumor. It’s going to be proven as the administration pieces this together. It covers social media, the entire effort to corrupt children and young adults with things like “trans” ideology. The objective is to foment chaos and disharmony in our society with an eye towards taking down the government as we know it.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 16, 2025 03:50 PM (u+yKD)

82 Gross

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 16, 2025 03:50 PM (NtVYv)

83 66 I don't get the idea that if you hate hard enough you can eliminate hate. What is more hateful than murdering someone?

Refusing to use someone's preferred pronouns?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2025 03:50 PM (Riz8t)

84 Ladies, don't do it. You don't want to live as JackStraw.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2025 03:47 PM


Going sockless with topsiders and a wearing wifebeater with a white linen suit are no way to live.

Posted by: toby928 at September 16, 2025 03:51 PM (jc0TO)

85 78 "Fuck you! At least I didn't jerk off onto the fence to leave even more DNA."

-- The Murdering Faggot
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 16, 2025 03:50 PM (iFTx/)

========

"I was going to leave my note entitled 'How I did it and why' next to my gun, which I just abandoned, but it felt like too much."
-Tyler Robinson

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 03:51 PM (GBKbO)

86 That exchange looks like it was written by a lawyer.
---------
Or a Federal agent of some 3-letter agency/bureau/department.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2025 03:48 PM (Q4IgG)
____

Could be. Whoever wrote it (i) wasn't this freak and (ii) has some knowledge of law or criminal procedure.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 16, 2025 03:51 PM (iFTx/)

87 The left has gone from "he's one of you!" to "well he was a 'groyper' that hated Kirk for not being radical enough" and finally to "so what if he was a homosexual schtupping a tranny furry, what difference does that make?"

without any "oops sorry I was wrong" in between there.

Some are still stuck on the groyper thing

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2025 03:51 PM (dfIr7)

88 83 66 I don't get the idea that if you hate hard enough you can eliminate hate. What is more hateful than murdering someone?

Refusing to use someone's preferred pronouns?
Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2025 03:50 PM (Riz8t)

======

Look what xe's saying.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 03:51 PM (GBKbO)

89 "They grabbed some crazy old dude." How does he already know this in a timeframe wherein he's still eluding authorities and thinks he can still retrieve the rifle? Maybe I'm not clear on the timeline, but this smells like a fig leaf letter, yeah.

Are the exchanges not timestamped?

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 16, 2025 03:51 PM (wzAuc)

90 I still can't believe they released Reagan's almost assassin Hinkley was found not guilty (insanity) shooting a President and putting an SS agent in a wheel chair.

I'm just waiting for this guy to be quietly released and Luigi too.

Any premeditated murder (or attempted) needs the death penalty.

Posted by: Leupold at September 16, 2025 03:51 PM (4pwAx)

91 Yeah, just at a glance its scripted. The perp wants to get info out and the sockpuppet asks leading questions to set it up
Posted by: Fenrisulven at September 16, 2025 03:49 PM (ciYHQ)

FBI wrote that.

Posted by: Worst Earl Flloyd-George at September 16, 2025 03:51 PM (oH5Tk)

92
Dem #1: Are ... are we the baddies?

Dem #2: No fucking way, that Charlie Kirk kill was MAGA all the way!

Dem #1: Phew!

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2025 03:51 PM (krQz2)

93 I'm going to need hear the Ungrateful Loaf's opinion
Posted by: toby928 at September 16, 2025 03:48 PM


I saw Ungrateful Loaf open for Dead Meat at the Fillmore East in 1971.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 16, 2025 03:51 PM (0sNs1)

94 Too bad his motivation will never be known..

/eye roll

Posted by: Blanco at September 16, 2025 03:51 PM (q83gU)

95 Posted by: Sports Illustrated PR team at September 16, 2025 03:48 PM (s9EN2)

I really like this nic.

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2025 03:51 PM (77rzZ)

96
That exchange looks like it was written by a lawyer.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 16, 2025

Like a lawyer who knew what was going to happen and scripted this to occur after the event? Or are you suggesting he didn’t write this at all and it’s made up evidence? I am leaning toward this was to try to throw people off the trail of anyone and everyone except the assassin, and the roommate knew well in advance the plan.

Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2025 03:51 PM (OoFl2)

97 tfg could declare he's a lifetime disciple of Mao and the media apologists would still claim he's rightwing.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at September 16, 2025 03:52 PM (1Nv0l)

98 56 "I left no traces."

They found his gun like immediately...with his fingerprints.

And his DNA on the scene.

And his image in video cameras.

Dude's a fucking retard.
----------------
Well, guys that think they are animals in rutting season may be all fucked up?

Posted by: pudinhead at September 16, 2025 03:52 PM (AdHga)

99
CBS Dec 7th, 1941: Pearl Harbor was attacked today, but we might not ever know the motive.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 16, 2025 03:52 PM (IifOV)

100 There is nothing real about that script pretending it's "text messages" between two terminally online twenty year olds. What the hell.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2025 03:52 PM (06Hmj)

101 @59

>>Ladies, don't do it. You don't want to live as JackStraw.

JackStraw has a grapple, I don't have grapple, so in that way, I want to live as JackStraw.

And his boat, and possibly his string of polo pony's.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 16, 2025 03:52 PM (XV/Pl)

102
That transcript above. Is that supposed to be actual text/written exchanges, or this is perhaps a transcript of an audio phone conversation they somehow captured?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2025 03:52 PM (w6EFb)

103 "This guy was obviously on the right!"

This is why I am done talking to people. They will never see what they are determined not to see because they don't want to.

Charlie was a better person than me. Fuck these people. War.

Posted by: DPICM at September 16, 2025 03:53 PM (M2VUX)

104 Why does this remind me of Susan Rice's email to herself. I'm surprised he didn't note that he did everything By The Book.

Posted by: toby928 at September 16, 2025 03:53 PM (jc0TO)

105 97 tfg could declare he's a lifetime disciple of Mao and the media apologists would still claim he's rightwing.
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at September 16, 2025 03:52 PM (1Nv0l)

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"And that time he made fun of a girl online is in our right wing hate database because he used a coded right-wing term in his insult!"
-The ADL

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 03:53 PM (GBKbO)

106 And yeah Robert Redford. Foolish unreconstructed commie but a talented director and he's been in some terrific stuff. He's one of those guys that plays the same person in every movie (the contrast between him and Newman's vast talent is clear every time but it still works), but the guy he played was charismatic and entertaining on screen. Loved him in Jeremiah Johnson and The Sting.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2025 03:53 PM (dfIr7)

107 speaking of sources, the better source (if still furry adjacent) "CatTurd" has observed that this text-exchange reveals "remember how I was engraving bullets?"
So furball roomie knew Robinson was engraving bullets. Who does that?

Posted by: gKWVE at September 16, 2025 03:53 PM (gKWVE)

108 67
Also, speaking of Fake bullshit online...

that other The Left's Joe Rogan, "destiny," is posting on twitter that "conservatives" got him "banned" from Twitch.

He was banned from Twitch years ago. So it's a trap -- to see how many people fall for it and gloat, then he'll say the joke's on you, I was banned years ago.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2025 03:48 PM (R/5iR)

Ironically, it was a Troon (Lucas "Keffals" Roberts) that got him banned in the first place.

Posted by: XTC at September 16, 2025 03:54 PM (6Uni8)

109
CNN: Sept 11, 2001: 4 planes flew/crashed into the Twin towers, the Pentagon and a field in Pennsylvania. We may never know the true reason.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 16, 2025 03:54 PM (IifOV)

110
94 Too bad his motivation will never be known..

/eye roll


I meant to pick up eggs and milk, but I lost track and shot a guy.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2025 03:54 PM (Riz8t)

111 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2025 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)

112 Ah, we have another “self-radicalized lone wolf of unknown motives.”

We know this game well.
Total BS, and half the country has had ENOUGH already.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2025 03:54 PM (Hkcdp)

113 That exchange looks like it was written by a lawyer.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 16, 2025

Like a lawyer who knew what was going to happen and scripted this to occur after the event? Or are you suggesting he didn’t write this at all and it’s made up evidence? I am leaning toward this was to try to throw people off the trail of anyone and everyone except the assassin, and the roommate knew well in advance the plan.
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2025 03:51 PM (OoFl2)
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Yes, after the murder. I don't think it was written by him at all.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 16, 2025 03:54 PM (iFTx/)

114 56 "I left no traces."

They found his gun like immediately...with his fingerprints.

And his DNA on the scene.

And his image in video cameras.

Dude's a fucking retard.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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To be fair, all of that is cut in the normal script review process for movies like Jason Bourne series. Most of the annals of true crime demonstrate that regardless of supposed IQ, most criminals train and go to prison for several times for graduate education how to clean up their mistakes.

Contra books, etc. killers are mostly mundane assholes that get away usually by a lack of proof, poor investigations, and lack of interest by the police agency in pursuing. They ain't Anthony Hopkins in Silence of the Lambs quality or your average idiotic serial killer plots in tv series.

Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 03:54 PM (WDjG6)

115 They're enjoying laughing at us by telling us he was one of ours. They just love it. They know they are bullshitting.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2025 03:54 PM (GUGzt)

116 "Some people are suspicious that this text conversation is a scripted thing, designed to absolve his comrades-in-arms while taking the blame himself. Why couldn't he just talk to his tranny roommate in real life? Why prepare this very convenient written record for future court proceedings?"

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Hmmm, I know a group of people who would be capable of scripting such a thing.

So tricksey, they are.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2025 03:54 PM (7ULbr)

117 I feel dirty after reading that text exchange. ewwww

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 16, 2025 03:54 PM (NtVYv)

118 >>Democrat senator [Mazie "Corny" Hirono] blasts FBI director for requiring single pull-up for women because women have “physiological differences”


A biologist, finally!!

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 16, 2025 03:54 PM (N4KWG)

119 110
94 Too bad his motivation will never be known..

/eye roll

I meant to pick up eggs and milk, but I lost track and shot a guy.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2025 03:54 PM (Riz8t)

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"I decided that today would be a good day to go bowling, yada yada yada, I killed Charlie Kirk."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 03:54 PM (GBKbO)

120 Emperor Hiromi said woman can't do what men can?
Say that again slowly so everyone can hear that

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2025 03:55 PM (+qU29)

121 FBI wrote that.
Posted by: Worst Earl Flloyd-George at September 16, 2025 03:51 PM (oH5Tk)

Reads more like the Agency's style of lifeless fanfic prose, really.

The Bureau is more showy and try-hard about it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2025 03:55 PM (06Hmj)

122
He was banned from Twitch years ago. So it's a trap -- to see how many people fall for it and gloat, then he'll say the joke's on you, I was banned years ago.
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2025

But he has been on Twitch? Wasn’t the video that got him banned from Twitch?

Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2025 03:55 PM (OoFl2)

123 And yeah Robert Redford. Foolish unreconstructed commie but a talented director and he's been in some terrific stuff. He's one of those guys that plays the same person in every movie (the contrast between him and Newman's vast talent is clear every time but it still works), but the guy he played was charismatic and entertaining on screen. Loved him in Jeremiah Johnson and The Sting.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Newman was a much better actor.

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2025 03:55 PM (77rzZ)

124 Breaking911
@Breaking911
New College of Florida announces Charlie Kirk statue to honor the assassinated conservative icon

“…to defend and fight for free speech and civil discourse in American life…”

https://tinyurl.com/3wmpuuw7

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2025 03:55 PM (NpAcC)

125 Has an Extreme Phony Scripted feel to it.

Timeline seems wrong. Wasn't it already well known that the rifle had been found before they "interrogated someone in similar clothing?"

Posted by: Oddbob at September 16, 2025 03:55 PM (3nLb4)

126 Aw hell he used his great-grandfathers rifle. Something that was probably sacred in generational lore. That poor Father.

Posted by: Fenrisulven at September 16, 2025 03:55 PM (ciYHQ)

127 >>Going sockless with topsiders and a wearing wifebeater with a white linen suit are no way to live.

whoa whoa whoa

I do not wear wifebeaters. I'm cultured.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2025 03:55 PM (viF8m)

128 107 speaking of sources, the better source (if still furry adjacent) "CatTurd" has observed that this text-exchange reveals "remember how I was engraving bullets?"
So furball roomie knew Robinson was engraving bullets. Who does that?
Posted by: gKWVE

Homicidal weirdies with deviant sexuality for the win.

Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 03:55 PM (WDjG6)

129 Wasn’t that familiar with that Destiny weirdo — wow, ugly inside and out.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2025 03:56 PM (Hkcdp)

130 "My love"

* rolls eyes *

How is the war going? Is it hard to feel so estranged from her charms?

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2025 03:56 PM (krQz2)

131 Not.

One.

Typo.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2025 03:56 PM (06Hmj)

132
a little too on the nose
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 16, 2025 03:46 PM (tljrc)

_________

Like those guys Chris Hansen catches who have some self-exculpatory script already written.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2025 03:56 PM (tgvbd)

133 126 Aw hell he used his great-grandfathers rifle. Something that was probably sacred in generational lore. That poor Father.
Posted by: Fenrisulven
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That firearm won't ever be coming back home.

Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 03:56 PM (WDjG6)

134 I could have been first but I wanted The Blade to feel good about himself.

Posted by: fd at September 16, 2025 03:56 PM (vFG9F)

135 Seen on X was Utah's 'top cop' saying this guy acted alone. A little premature, if the X post characterized his statement correctly.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 16, 2025 03:56 PM (Dv3i1)

136 the real problem is that elon musk allows people to go online and disagree with the msm

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 16, 2025 03:56 PM (CWTWj)

137 The media did this. EVERYTHING they posted about Kirk's words were out of context and edited.

He was nothing about hate. He was nothing about violence. He was nothing about division.

He wasn't going to celebrate homosexuality or transsexuality because that's not how it works, but he opened dialog with them and listened to them and knew they were still God's children.

The left did this. The left sows division, hatred and violence.

I pray for mercy for their misguided souls.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2025 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

138 That exchange looks like it was written by a lawyer.
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Or a Federal agent of some 3-letter agency/bureau/department.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2025 03:48 PM (Q4IgG)
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Could be. Whoever wrote it (i) wasn't this freak and (ii) has some knowledge of law or criminal procedure.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 16, 2025 03:51 PM (iFTx/)

So, written by AI then.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2025 03:56 PM (wVcYX)

139 Shooter was supposedly a 4.0 student, so maybe he didn't text as much like a tard as his friends. There's plenty of "idk" and lowercase "i" along with the "..." in there so not seeing how it's completely contrived. If he was monitoring news coverage at all, the old guy getting taken down happened pretty quick after the shooting so he could have seen that while he was trying to escape.

Posted by: the dandy at September 16, 2025 03:56 PM (8l8nW)

140 This was a text stream between a guy who just ran a couple of hundred yards, evading cops, "knows" that that neighborhoods have been "shut down", exasperated that he can't get to his ditched rifle - which begs a question - if he hid his rifle in a towel in a bush, why did he think he could circle back to pick it up? Where was he hiding to observe the location of the rifle?

And this text stream reads like a a bunch of screenwriters sitting at a table running through some sh*t to see what works.

Posted by: mrp at September 16, 2025 03:56 PM (rj6Yv)

141 Those messages reek of FBI/local LE coverup.

My current trust level of the FBI

_|__________________

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 16, 2025 03:56 PM (abIsI)

142 I am of course talking about the Latvians.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2025 03:56 PM (7ULbr)

143 I have read a lot about Charlie Kirk’s killer’s family, his history and writings. A partisan can find what they are looking for. But to date, from what we know, there is no dominant political ideology. Instead it’s a stew of irony, violence, gaming fetish and Discord. @CNN
7:35 AM · Sep 16, 2025
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This is gross rationalization to justify her viewpoint, and to dismiss the motives for Robinson's actions.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, NOT a psychologist at September 16, 2025 03:57 PM (XeU6L)

144 Has an Extreme Phony Scripted feel to it.

Timeline seems wrong. Wasn't it already well known that the rifle had been found before they "interrogated someone in similar clothing?"
Posted by: Oddbob at September 16, 2025 03:55 PM (3nLb4)
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You may be right.

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2025 03:57 PM (krQz2)

145 This is fake af. The text exchange was arranged between them to exonerate his roommate.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at September 16, 2025 03:57 PM (1Nv0l)

146 i wonder if someone will jack ruby the guy to keep him quiet
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 16, 2025 03:41 PM (CWTWj)

It's going to take a while to get that guy into TPUSA and erase his history before he does so. Only way to make him MAGA - to fulfill their prophecy.

Posted by: GWB at September 16, 2025 03:57 PM (RTQn+)

147 There are many things we may never know the reason for.

A certain tab open on a browser. Locking oneself out of the blog. Lucien Freud's portrait of a man on an ottoman.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 16, 2025 03:57 PM (0sNs1)

148 Lay off of JackStraw. I like that dude.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 16, 2025 03:57 PM (u+yKD)

149 Paul Newman was not just a better actor, but a better man than Redford. But they made some great stuff together, the chemistry really worked.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2025 03:57 PM (dfIr7)

150 148 Lay off of JackStraw. I like that dude.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 16, 2025 03:57 PM (u+yKD)

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If a man is from a state that does not exist, does the man himself exist?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 03:57 PM (GBKbO)

151 115 They're enjoying laughing at us by telling us he was one of ours. They just love it. They know they are bullshitting.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2025 03:54 PM (GUGzt)

It's weird how many people don't understand that.

The constant lying is the Left rubbing everyone else's face in it.

They know they're lying, and the people who claim to believe the lies also know they are lies. But they'll stick to the lies just to try to make you angrier and angrier.

Posted by: XTC at September 16, 2025 03:58 PM (6Uni8)

152 When did we un-state Rhode Island?

Posted by: Marcus T at September 16, 2025 03:58 PM (u+yKD)

153
No way that was typed text. I can believe it was a voice conversation. Wait a minute, could it be the voice-to-text thing? I despise this smart phone shit, and only barely used the stupid one I've got, but I know that voice-to-text exists.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2025 03:58 PM (w6EFb)

154 this is beginning to remind me of the very old sat night live episode about the guy who assassinated buckwheat

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 16, 2025 03:58 PM (CWTWj)

155 The Dems are so far into cognitive dissonance they can’t see the plain truth and facts even though they have been laid out, very clearly and specifically to them.

They will not and cannot admit they have a serious
problem. But the normals see this for what it is: an assasination of an effective conservative communicator who only wanted to have a discussion. Charles was changing hearts and minds and the left (democrats) killed him for it

Posted by: Czech Chick at September 16, 2025 03:59 PM (vK/Ja)

156 131 Not.

One.

Typo.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2025 03:56 PM (06Hmj)

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Yup. I noticed that. This is scripted.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at September 16, 2025 03:59 PM (1Nv0l)

157 Trayvon ... innocent 10 year old coming home with candy

Ferguson criminal ... Hands up Don't Shoot

St George Floyd ... killed by cop, not his own drugs

Luigi ... hero just removing capitalist scum

Robinson ... removed a hating hater that hates, for greater good, and for LGBTQs everywhere.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2025 03:59 PM (vbXSk)

158
If a man is from a state that does not exist, does the man himself exist?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 03:57 PM (GBKbO)

__________

He's real. Just delusional.

Rhode Island = My friend Harvey

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2025 03:59 PM (tgvbd)

159 Juliette Kayyem, "I have read many of Hitler's writings and I still can not find where he said 'Kill the Jews'"

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2025 03:59 PM (2iQfc)

160 They know they're lying, and the people who claim to believe the lies also know they are lies. But they'll stick to the lies just to try to make you angrier and angrier.
Posted by: XTC at September 16, 2025 03:58 PM


It's all fun and games until the metal strikes the meat.

Posted by: toby928 at September 16, 2025 03:59 PM (jc0TO)

161
No, Piper, steven bonnell has not been on Twitch for a long time. The platform he uses is even worse than Twitch, called "Kick."

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2025 03:59 PM (R/5iR)

162 129 Wasn’t that familiar with that Destiny weirdo — wow, ugly inside and out.
Posted by: Lizzy

And Destiny is merely one of the lesser macabre characters called internet influencers.

That section of the internet is like an alley that is really nasty, dark, garbage flowing out of cans, smelly, with weird liquids draining down the middle of it. Shadowy figures lurk in the shadows there cavorting with rats and cockroaches while muttering to themselves--the shadowy figures in that alley are your internet influencers.

Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 03:59 PM (WDjG6)

163 "I decided that today would be a good day to go bowling, yada yada yada, I killed Charlie Kirk."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 03:54 PM (GBKbO)

I left the North again
I travelled South again
I got confused-I killed Charlie Kirk
I CAN'T HELP THE WAY I FEEL
I CAN'T HELP THE WAY I FEEL
(I lost my bag in Newport Pagnell)
Why is the last mile the hardest mile
My throat was dry, with the sun in my eyes
And I realised, I realised
That I could never
I could never, never go back home again

Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2025 03:59 PM (QuWCM)

164 I had the feeling we would get a lone wolf, no outside help, just a legal firearms exchange

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2025 04:00 PM (+qU29)

165 Obviously absent:

"Can you bring me some meth?"

Posted by: Fenrisulven at September 16, 2025 04:00 PM (ciYHQ)

166 There is conspicuously no use of slang letter abbreviations (acronyms or initialisms) that every single 20-something in the world uses endlessly.

That exchange looks like it was written by a lawyer.
Posted by: Elric The Blade


Sounds like someone who has been dabbling in writing terrible fanfiction.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 16, 2025 04:00 PM (a+4eV)

167 this is whats known in the traitor business as a "susan rice to self memo"

Posted by: n at September 16, 2025 04:00 PM (L1wGe)

168 Replying to Juliette Kayyem's post.

Stephen L. Miller
@redsteeze
It doesn't matter how many times you repeat this; it doesn't just become true. Your knowledge of online cliques and forums is about informed as your knowledge of what happens to semis when you slash their tires on a bridge.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2025 04:00 PM (NpAcC)

169 The hard part for a lot of people to grasp is that there is a concerted effort to undermine our country. That efforts doesn’t just involve domestic groups, it includes a demonstrable effort by sovereigns like Russia and China.
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Oh yeah.
That's the other half of why they are trying to pin this on the right:
There are a lot, far too many, on the right, that simply refuse to believe that all Democrats have a "Robinson" inside itching to get out.
A couple of days back, Insty had a long bit from a person who moved from SF to a red state.
And how exasperated he was that the local conservatives just simply refuse to believe how intensely the Dems hate them--even the local Dems, who they mistake as harmless (because they are powerless).

This event is waking too many up to that. They desperately need them asleep.

But that's just it: The Dems viewed as harmless are only harmless because they don't have power.
J6 and Covid shows just 0.001% of what they would do if they had power, the complete power they lust after.

Again: All Democrats have a "Robinson" inside itching to get out.
The only thing that stops them is our guns outnumber theirs.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 16, 2025 04:00 PM (KQHym)

170 I know when I murder someone I always like to have a protracted, uncoded written exchange with someone else in which I acknowledge my guilt in irrefutable terms.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2025 04:00 PM (QPCEj)

171 He was mad at daddy, so he killed Charlie Kirk. Is fkd up.

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2025 04:00 PM (g47mK)

172 Breaking news: Publisher's Clearing House has declared bankruptcy, so those of you lifetime winners here will no longer be paid.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 16, 2025 04:01 PM (0sNs1)

173 152 When did we un-state Rhode Island?
Posted by: Marcus T
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It is the consensus of the blog that did it. The blog commentariat moves in strange ways.

Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 04:01 PM (WDjG6)

174 So tricksey, they are.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2025 03:54 PM (7ULbr
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I remember a uhaul type truck trying to run through the bollards at the white house a couple years ago. For pics of the crime scene, a nazi flag (still with fold wrinkles from the packaging) was conveniently spread out. Looked like a complete setup.

Just thought I'd reminisce about that for a minute

Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2025 04:01 PM (Fzrlc)

175 is there a "Kuck" platform? that's where Destiny really belongs

Posted by: gKWVE at September 16, 2025 04:02 PM (gKWVE)

176 The piecemeal leaks in this case are very Trumpy. A bit of info comes out, the Left tries to spin it as showing the shooter is rightwing...and then another piece of evidence comes out refuting the Left and taking things further. I just stumbled across a David Pakman subreddit (super soy and super Left YouTuber) with a recent thread titled "Is there evidence that Tyler Robinson is gay or his roommate is trans?", where they deflect, say there's no evidence of a sexual relationship, etc.

Now these texts come out where he says "my love" lol. These losers can't catch a break.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 16, 2025 04:02 PM (JCZqz)

177 But to date, from what we know, there is no dominant political ideology. Instead it’s a stew of irony, violence, gaming fetish and Discord.

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Who knew that irony can be so deadly?

Posted by: Decaf at September 16, 2025 04:02 PM (unUNN)

178
If a man is from a state that does not exist, does the man himself exist?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Man? Let me tell you about Lola from Lackanookie.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2025 04:02 PM (XeU6L)

179 Yes, after the murder. I don't think it was written by him at all.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 16, 2025 03:54 PM (iFTx/)

Word has it the local FBI were soft-pedaling the investigation, holding back video evidence, etc., and that's why the brass flew to Utah personally.

I think that was to buy time for the local ham and eggers to try and get their fingerprints off this thing, and this risible "text convo" was part of that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2025 04:02 PM (BI5O2)

180
I was just looking. Voice-to-text audio will be stored on servers. It has to be for the speech recognition.

If this was real, that's what was going on. FBI/cops were able to get the audio from the servers.

Either that or the used the NSA capabilities to get the data, which I don't think they'd use, much less leak for a "mere" criminal case.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2025 04:03 PM (w6EFb)

181 Who knew that irony can be so deadly?

Posted by: Decaf at September 16, 2025 04:02 PM (unUNN)
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Irony Man.

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2025 04:03 PM (krQz2)

182 @166

>>Sounds like someone who has been dabbling in writing terrible fanfiction.

As others have noted, it doesn't appear to be text but a voice to text translation.

Until we know the providence of it, it's stray voltage as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 16, 2025 04:03 PM (XV/Pl)

183 bear: what makes this seem a little more real is that it implicates the roomie (myah!) as someone who knew that some dark shit was going on, in advance

Posted by: gKWVE at September 16, 2025 04:03 PM (gKWVE)

184 Can the Democrat-Media Complex disappear this assassination?

Why not? How much news have we heard or read about the trial of a man accused of attempting to assassinate Trump last September? You know a jury was selected and the trial of Ryan Routh is in progress now in a Federal Court in in Miami, am I right?

Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2025 04:03 PM (5rh/l)

185 I was not a fan of Redford. My favorite movie of his was Jeremiah Johnson (should be Johnston, BTW, but I gave up that argument years ago). But Will Geer was also in that movie, so, it's a movie I like despite the cast type of situation.

But my buddy did get to meet Redford, because he visited Old Trail Town when the Jeremiah Johnson film was released, because buddy's uncle owned the place and had reinterred Johnston there. One can visit his grave when visiting Cody, Wyoming.

Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo, Nerd? Yes, we much at September 16, 2025 04:03 PM (0aYVJ)

186 176 Now these texts come out where he says "my love" lol. These losers can't catch a break.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 16, 2025 04:02 PM (JCZqz)

========

"Please, just stop talking about it."
-Gabe Malor or the Left?

Wait...what's the difference?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 04:03 PM (GBKbO)

187 which I acknowledge my guilt in irrefutable terms.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2025 04:00 PM (QPCEj)

"Boy i sure do hope those handsome investigators don't find the murder weapon at this specific place where i put it"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2025 04:03 PM (06Hmj)

188 Breaking news: Publisher's Clearing House has declared bankruptcy, so those of you lifetime winners here will no longer be paid.

And naturally two of the sob stories I ran across from those who got cut off were, "but I no longer have money to pay for this expensive house! what will i do?"

How about not spending every cent first off?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2025 04:03 PM (2iQfc)

189 No way that was typed text. I can believe it was a voice conversation. Wait a minute, could it be the voice-to-text thing? I despise this smart phone shit, and only barely used the stupid one I've got, but I know that voice-to-text exists.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2025 03:58 PM (w6EFb)
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Maybe, but it's still way to stilted and unrealistically formal.

Seriously, who the fuck writes -- or says -- things like "If I am able to grab my rifle unseen, I will have left no evidence." "I had planned to to grab my rifle from my drop point shortly after."

Gimme a break. Nobody talks like that. Nobody. Even lawyers aren't that stilted.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 16, 2025 04:03 PM (iFTx/)

190 Yes, after the murder. I don't think it was written by him at all.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 16, 2025 03:54 PM (iFTx/)

I honestly don’t think this one is an FBI operation. I think this is from the Armed Queers SLC outfit.

Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2025 04:04 PM (OoFl2)

191 And the old white guy was just arrested for........possession of child porn. How surprising.

https://tinyurl.com/3bu3fjar

Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2025 04:04 PM (NLtte)

192 "The Fen is 45-50 Probably..."

Woof.

For a moment there I thought I had screwed up again

Posted by: Fenrisulven at September 16, 2025 04:04 PM (ciYHQ)

193 All these Fake News media outlets exist for one purpose:
To keep their stupid mainly Boomer audience ginned up against The Republicans.
Granted, there are some Greatest Generation types out there who still swear by Fake News as well.
I know everybody feels reassured that they are a dying breed, but the ones I know are like the Energizer Bunny, and may even outlast me, who is 20 years their junior.

Posted by: kallisto, at September 16, 2025 04:04 PM (SH3A2)

194 This is fake af. The text exchange was arranged between them to exonerate his roommate.
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators
.....

Can't arrest furries anyway. The animal shelter is all full up.

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2025 04:04 PM (v0R5T)

195 Can the Democrat-Media Complex disappear this assassination?
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What happened on July 13th last year?

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2025 04:04 PM (krQz2)

196 I remember a uhaul type truck trying to run through the bollards at the white house a couple years ago. For pics of the crime scene, a nazi flag (still have with fold wrinkles from the packaging) was conveniently spread out. Looked like a complete setup.

It would have worked if they'd been smart enough to put a few brand new stuffed animals around the crash site.

Posted by: Palis at September 16, 2025 04:04 PM (Riz8t)

197 Sounds like someone who has been dabbling in writing terrible fanfiction.
Posted by: FeatherBlade


Is there fanfiction that isn't terrible? besides the Aeneid

Posted by: gKWVE at September 16, 2025 04:04 PM (gKWVE)

198 Robinson’s dad wants the reward money to go to the Kirk family and not him, per X.

Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2025 04:04 PM (OoFl2)

199
Robert Redford, the Joe Buck of actors.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2025 04:04 PM (tgvbd)

200 Sounds like someone who has been dabbling in writing terrible fanfiction.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 16, 2025 04:00 PM (a+4eV)

Rats! *pulls out another legal pad*

Okay, Draft #3 on the way.

Posted by: George Lucas at September 16, 2025 04:04 PM (wVcYX)

201 I was not a fan of Redford.


Posted by: Mikey


From what I have read he also did not care for you

Posted by: n at September 16, 2025 04:05 PM (L1wGe)

202 oh my, seen at twitchy: benny johnson:

BREAKING: George Zinn, 71, arrested at the scene of Charlie Kirk’s assassination and who falsely claimed to be the shooter, has now been charged with felony obstruction of justice and four counts of sexual exploitation of a minor after the FBI discovered images of underage girls on his phone.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 16, 2025 04:05 PM (CWTWj)

203 >>>Robinson’s dad wants the reward money to go to the Kirk family and not him, per X.

huh. Admirable!

Posted by: ace at September 16, 2025 04:05 PM (KRtlO)

204 Yes, after the murder. I don't think it was written by him at all.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 16, 2025 03:54 PM (iFTx/)

Word has it the local FBI were soft-pedaling the investigation, holding back video evidence, etc., and that's why the brass flew to Utah personally.

I think that was to buy time for the local ham and eggers to try and get their fingerprints off this thing, and this risible "text convo" was part of that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2025 04:02 PM (BI5O2)
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Could be. It seems clearly written by someone with some understanding of how to write a letter designed purely to be used as an exhibit in the case.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 16, 2025 04:05 PM (iFTx/)

205 Objective truth is a fascist concept.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at September 16, 2025 04:05 PM (1Nv0l)

206 I could have written in that style when I was 22 years old.

That's still young enough to be in the DRAMA phase of life, and write accordingly.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 16, 2025 04:05 PM (a+4eV)

207 Going sockless with topsiders and a wearing wifebeater with a white linen suit are no way to live.
Posted by: toby928 at September 16, 2025 03:51 PM (jc0TO)

Fuck. You.

Posted by: Sonny Crockett at September 16, 2025 04:05 PM (TbWk/)

208 So tricksey, they are.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2025 03:54 PM (7ULbr
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I remember a uhaul type truck trying to run through the bollards at the white house a couple years ago. For pics of the crime scene, a nazi flag (still with fold wrinkles from the packaging) was conveniently spread out. Looked like a complete setup.

Just thought I'd reminisce about that for a minute
Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2025 04:01 PM (Fzrlc)

Yes, those damned Latvians.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2025 04:05 PM (QuWCM)

209 there was a $1.5 million award offered by private contributors like Robbie Starbuck and Bill Ackman. (Ackman kicked in the million.)

Posted by: ace at September 16, 2025 04:05 PM (KRtlO)

210 Young TikTok Influencer Doesn't Care That She'll Lose Followers Over This Provocative Poem

https://tinyurl.com/yvj8p4xz

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2025 04:06 PM (NpAcC)

211 This is why I am done talking to people. They will never see what they are determined not to see because they don't want to.
Posted by: DPICM at September 16, 2025 03:53 PM (M2VUX)

Make the heart of this people dull, and their ears heavy, and blind their eyes; lest they see with their eyes, and hear with their ears, and understand with their hearts, and turn and be healed.

Posted by: GWB at September 16, 2025 04:06 PM (RTQn+)

212 >>>BREAKING: George Zinn, 71, arrested at the scene of Charlie Kirk’s assassination and who falsely claimed to be the shooter, has now been charged with felony obstruction of justice and four counts of sexual exploitation of a minor after the FBI discovered images of underage girls on his phone.

plot twist

Posted by: ace at September 16, 2025 04:06 PM (KRtlO)

213 Is there fanfiction that isn't terrible? besides the Aeneid
Posted by: gKWVE


LOL. About 10% of it.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 16, 2025 04:06 PM (a+4eV)

214 Its a tax. You dont have standing. All we want to do is visit our sick boyfriend. Update complete.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 16, 2025 04:06 PM (YlWIZ)

215 no one texts like that, especially not someone in their 20s

Posted by: brak at September 16, 2025 04:06 PM (jGJov)

216 Anybody remember the "Zizian" trans murder cult that made headlines in January with a couple of murders in Vermont and elsewhere? I have not heard about them since then but with all of the "trans" murderers coming out of the woodwork lately isn't time to revisit this cult?

Posted by: JTSmith at September 16, 2025 04:06 PM (1lIZ2)

217 212 >>>BREAKING: George Zinn, 71, arrested at the scene of Charlie Kirk’s assassination and who falsely claimed to be the shooter, has now been charged with felony obstruction of justice and four counts of sexual exploitation of a minor after the FBI discovered images of underage girls on his phone.

plot twist
Posted by: ace at September 16, 2025 04:06 PM (KRtlO)

======

If you see it coming from a mile away, it's not a plot twist.

It's just lazy, predictable writing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 04:06 PM (GBKbO)

218 Robert Redford, the Joe Buck of actors.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2025 04:04 PM


Ouch.

Posted by: toby928 at September 16, 2025 04:06 PM (jc0TO)

219
Nothing on Twitter should be believed until confirmed. Nothing.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2025 04:07 PM (R/5iR)

220 I have never encountered anyone as full of piss and vinegar as these superannuated AWFLs and their elderly soi boi counterparts.

I wouldn’t be surprised if at all to see any if them showing up fir work one day in Black Bloc drip.

Posted by: kallisto, at September 16, 2025 04:07 PM (SH3A2)

221 “Trans rights?” What “rights” are these bags of shit being denied?

Posted by: front towards enemy at September 16, 2025 04:07 PM (TIizU)

222 re 195: biden didn't poop himself?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 16, 2025 04:07 PM (CWTWj)

223 My favorite Redford movie is "The Way We Were".

Posted by: a Furry at September 16, 2025 04:07 PM (v0R5T)

224 191 And the old white guy was just arrested for........possession of child porn. How surprising.

https://tinyurl.com/3bu3fjar


You know what else he is? A boomer!

Posted by: Archimedes, chumming the water at September 16, 2025 04:07 PM (Riz8t)

225 As Warai-otoko points out there is no gamer slang in the exchange.

This is way too formal for such an idiot. He's not John Milton after all.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2025 04:07 PM (2iQfc)

226 He was mad at daddy, so he killed Charlie Kirk. Is fkd up.
Posted by: runner at September 16, 2025 04:00 PM (g47mK)

Like the Minnesota troon. Had he just taken his own life, I might have felt a smidgen of sympathy for him. But then he had to go and murder the innocent. Fucking evil.

Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo, Nerd? Yes, we much at September 16, 2025 04:07 PM (0aYVJ)

227 Jimmy Kimmel should pull a Robert Redford.
Posted by: wth at September 16, 2025 03:42 PM (UjdFS)

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What? Live to 89? Seeing as the good die young, or a killed when young, he is likely to disgust us with his presence until that age.

Posted by: Decaf at September 16, 2025 04:07 PM (unUNN)

228 216 Anybody remember the "Zizian" trans murder cult that made headlines in January with a couple of murders in Vermont and elsewhere? I have not heard about them since then but with all of the "trans" murderers coming out of the woodwork lately isn't time to revisit this cult?
Posted by: JTSmith at September 16, 2025 04:06 PM (1lIZ2)

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Ngo keeps talking about them. They're still operating, I believe, but they also keep getting arrested, dwindling their numbers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 04:07 PM (GBKbO)

229 BREAKING: George Zinn, 71, arrested at the scene of Charlie Kirk’s assassination and who falsely claimed to be the shooter, has now been charged with felony obstruction of justice and four counts of sexual exploitation of a minor after the FBI discovered images of underage girls on his phone.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 16, 2025 04:05 PM (CWTWj)
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Not saying he didn't, but I'm also saying that the FIB seems to have a store of childporn to put on people's devices.

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2025 04:07 PM (krQz2)

230 Breaking news: Publisher's Clearing House has declared bankruptcy, so those of you lifetime winners here will no longer be paid.
===

Any contest or lottery, you get a lump sum up front, no matter what the discount is.

I remember some states having budget issues and lottery payouts were like the first temporary cut. No one cares about them.

Posted by: Leupold at September 16, 2025 04:07 PM (4pwAx)

231 Oh, I forgot the HIPAA violations.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 16, 2025 04:07 PM (YlWIZ)

232 Ace

George Zinn was convicted in 2013 of calling in a bomb threat.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2025 04:08 PM (2iQfc)

233
For instance, "Billy Dee Williams" wasn't contacting employers of Democrat goblins.

Because offuckingcoursehewasn't.

But Twitter said so.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2025 04:08 PM (R/5iR)

234 images of underage girls on his phone.

plot twist
Posted by: ace at September 16, 2025 04:06 PM


Yeah, I assumed underage boys.

My expectations were subverted.

Posted by: toby928 at September 16, 2025 04:08 PM (jc0TO)

235 Wait... does that mean Joe Buck is the Robert Redford of sports announcers?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2025 04:08 PM (06Hmj)

236 Robinson also tells Twiggs to get a lawyer and say nothing.

Like Twiggs...knows things.

But Twiggs instantly spilled everything to the FBI once the FBI knocked on the door.

Think Robinson will break up with Twiggs over this?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 04:08 PM (GBKbO)

237 I see Malor was complaining this has “gone on for five days now, how much longer”, or something like that.

Well Gabe, since we know you read here the answer is, forever. Nobody will ever forget this nor will things ever be the same. People are done with your side, the murders and the unapologetic way you’ve implied we deserved this, or imply it’s going to continue. Bring it, stick man, you bag of bones, low IQ, poor personal hygiene m’f’r. This is only just starting, so grab that tiny dick of yours and hang on.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 16, 2025 04:08 PM (u+yKD)

238 There is conspicuously no use of slang letter abbreviations (acronyms or initialisms) that every single 20-something in the world uses endlessly.

That exchange looks like it was written by a lawyer.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Talk to text would answer for that, though it wouldn’t answer for the use of the word vehicle vs. car.

Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2025 04:08 PM (OoFl2)

239 If a man is from a state that does not exist, does the man himself exist?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 03:57 PM


We may never know.

Posted by: Erwin Schrodinger at September 16, 2025 04:08 PM (0sNs1)

240 Being a leftist means never, ever, ever, fucking ever, having to say you are sorry.... expect to your furry fairy fcktoy, for being home late becuase you got delayed murdering someone in cold blood in front of their children. Isnt that special!!

Posted by: Who could that be, i dunno maybe SATAN! at September 16, 2025 04:09 PM (gtNUW)

241 > Juliette Kayyem, "I have read many of Hitler's writings and I still can not find where he said 'Kill the Jews'"

Mein Kampf: "The nationalization of our masses will succeed only when, aside from all the positive struggle for the soul of our people, their international poisoners are exterminated."

January 1939 Reichstag speech: "If international Jewry inside and outside Europe should succeed in plunging the nations once more into a world war, the result will not be the Bolshevization of the earth and thereby the victory of Jewry, but the annihilation of the Jewish race in Europe."

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2025 04:09 PM (lIio7)

242 Granted, there are some Greatest Generation types out there who still swear by Fake News as well.
I know everybody feels reassured that they are a dying breed, but the ones I know are like the Energizer Bunny, and may even outlast me, who is 20 years their junior.
Posted by: kallisto, at September 16, 2025 04:04 PM (SH3A2)

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The youngest Gen-Greats are 98. Maybe you meant Silent Gen?

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at September 16, 2025 04:09 PM (1Nv0l)

243 Robinson’s dad wants the reward money to go to the Kirk family and not him, per X.

He might regret that when he sees the size of the legal bills his son is going to rack up.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2025 04:09 PM (Riz8t)

244 Robert Redford, the Joe Buck of actors.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2025 04:04 PM
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He was good the The Candidate.

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2025 04:09 PM (krQz2)

245 Not saying he didn't, but I'm also saying that the FIB seems to have a store of childporn to put on people's devices.
Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2025 04:07 PM (krQz2)

It's the "sprinkle some crack on 'em" for old white guys.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2025 04:09 PM (06Hmj)

246 It feels more and more each day that we're on a clear trajectory to a civil war.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 16, 2025 04:09 PM (UseAb)

247 of justice and four counts of sexual exploitation of a minor after the FBI discovered images of underage girls on his phone.

plot twist


Just what I said an hour ago on this very blog:
The super committed male demorats join that club because they know their sexual perversions will be tolerated, if not outright mandated.
Scratch the surface of any demorat male, you will find a p3do lurking, at the very least.

Posted by: kallisto, at September 16, 2025 04:09 PM (SH3A2)

248 243 Robinson’s dad wants the reward money to go to the Kirk family and not him, per X.

He might regret that when he sees the size of the legal bills his son is going to rack up.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2025 04:09 PM (Riz8t)

=======

Tyler can get a public defender.

I'd not spend a dime to defend him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 04:09 PM (GBKbO)

249 George Zinn, 71, arrested ... four counts of sexual exploitation of a minor after the FBI discovered images of underage girls on his phone.

In Utah, do you get counts of exploitation if the CP was downloaded from some other country? or is it that, to get this charge, they have to be Utah girls (or trafficked-into-UT) he diddled himself.
Zinn is still someone I'd like to introduce to those girls' parents.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 16, 2025 04:09 PM (gKWVE)

250 Didn't they screw up when Robinson said to the roomie, remember when I was engraving bullets. Doesn't that imply the roomie knew what was going to happen?

Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2025 04:10 PM (NLtte)

251
All these Fake News media outlets exist for one purpose:
To keep their stupid mainly Boomer audience ginned up against The Republicans.

Posted by: kallisto

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You've opened my eyes to something. Of COURSE the MSM knows who their main demographic is. Of COURSE they know that younger people are into social media, not television. Of COURSE they know that young people are being ginned up against conservatives in the Red Guard training camps we call "schools."

That's a new way for me to think of things now. All those blow-dries, those prim suits, the highly lit sets. That's boomer aesthetics.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2025 04:10 PM (cCfL4)

252 I remember some states having budget issues and lottery payouts were like the first temporary cut. No one cares about them.

that was Illinois.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2025 04:10 PM (2iQfc)

253 Think Robinson will break up with Twiggs over this?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 04:08 PM (GBKbO)

Can't break up with a guy who manually strangled himself to death in his cell.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2025 04:10 PM (BI5O2)

254 Sowing doubt on the veracity of the messages to include pinning it on some Federal agency/bureau/dept would certainly upset the MAGA contingent, wouldn't it?

Probably hit Trump's approval ratings. Tank trust in his DoJ and the sub-agencies under it.

Make Republicans wary of Trump's government.

Nice little operation to tap down MAGA and the current administration's efforts to roll up the opposition.

If someone were to do that....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2025 04:10 PM (Q4IgG)

255 Posted by: Fenrisulven at September 16, 2025 04:04 PM (ciYHQ)

Nope. 🙂 I just didn't realize who fast things move around here. I also think you probably don't care about "First" on ASHQ anyway.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2025 04:10 PM (7RYym)

256 The Dems are so far into cognitive dissonance they can’t see the plain truth and facts even though they have been laid out, very clearly and specifically to them.
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I assert this over and over. Their psyches have been so damaged by their schooling and the media over the years that they can no longer process facts. Any fact that contradicts the narrative that has been installed in their minds, quite literally, does not make it past their eyes or ears.

Recall Biden proudly and assertively declaring, 'We believe in truth, not facts'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2025 04:10 PM (XeU6L)

257 I pray for mercy for their misguided souls.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2025 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

I pray they repent.
After being flogged with a Balrog's whip.
But I'm not always good at the "as I forgive those who trespass against me" part.

Posted by: GWB at September 16, 2025 04:10 PM (RTQn+)

258 Vehicle does seem out of place.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2025 04:11 PM (ShAGL)

259 28
You know what's weird about these texts?

Complete sentences. Mostly proper grammar. 22 yr olds Do Not text like that. Was this Transcribed into proper English??
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2025 03:43 PM (R/5iR)

My 18 year old texts like that; some youngers are rebelling against text speach, if they even have phones to text on. My youngest absolutely objects to having a phone!

Posted by: Momlady at September 16, 2025 04:11 PM (QQDz8)

260 The youngest Gen-Greats are 98. Maybe you meant Silent Gen?

What would 80-85 be?

Posted by: kallisto, at September 16, 2025 04:11 PM (SH3A2)

261 225 As Warai-otoko points out there is no gamer slang in the exchange.

This is way too formal for such an idiot. He's not John Milton after all.


Who was a bore.

Posted by: Mrs. Milton at September 16, 2025 04:11 PM (Riz8t)

262 Bring it, stick man, you bag of bones, low IQ, poor personal hygiene m’f’r. This is only just starting, so grab that tiny dick of yours and hang on.
Posted by: Marcus T
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I think Mabe Galor is mad because it interrupts the last week of summer for anal bleaching.

He has his priorities.

Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 04:11 PM (WDjG6)

263 Why would he inscribe bullets and tell his boyfriend about it unless he intended for them to be seen? It wasn't like he was going to inscribe bullets and take them to the range.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2025 04:11 PM (viF8m)

264 Not saying he didn't, but I'm also saying that the FIB seems to have a store of childporn to put on people's devices.
Posted by: Axeman at September

BUT…if this was spearheaded but the Armed Queers group, would it be a shock at all to have a weirdo amongst a whole group who identify as weirdos? This is the least shocking thing to me. The DataRepiblican thread on this is fascinating.

Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2025 04:11 PM (OoFl2)

265 Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2025 04:09 PM (lIio7)

"Oh, *Adolf* Hitler.

I thought you meant Gunter Hitler."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2025 04:11 PM (06Hmj)

266 He might regret that when he sees the size of the legal bills his son is going to rack up.
Posted by: Archimedes

==

I'm guessing if they turned him in, they understood it was going to end with him in an electric chair. Where he belongs.

No sense spending a million on lawyers when everyone knows he did it.

I'm sure some lefty grandstanding attorney will do it pro bono.

Posted by: Leupold at September 16, 2025 04:11 PM (4pwAx)

267 BREAKING: George Zinn, 71, arrested at the scene of Charlie Kirk’s assassination and who falsely claimed to be the shooter, has now been charged with felony obstruction of justice and four counts of sexual exploitation of a minor after the FBI discovered images of underage girls on his phone.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 16, 2025 04:05 PM (CWTWj)

Don't know what's already been discussed on AoSHQ today, but has it been noted his connections to 9/11 and the Boston Marathon bombing?

Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2025 04:11 PM (9LIkP)

268 238 There is conspicuously no use of slang letter abbreviations (acronyms or initialisms) that every single 20-something in the world uses endlessly.

That exchange looks like it was written by a lawyer.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Talk to text would answer for that, though it wouldn’t answer for the use of the word vehicle vs. car.
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2025 04:08 PM (OoFl2)

Not a single skibidi, FR, no cap, on God, low-key, or vibe check. Fake.

Posted by: All cap, FRFR at September 16, 2025 04:11 PM (TbWk/)

269 265 Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2025 04:09 PM (lIio7)

"Oh, *Adolf* Hitler.

I thought you meant Gunter Hitler."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2025 04:11 PM (06Hmj)

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"Gunter was a good dude. Drank like a fish. Only hated the Jews a little bit. Great at parties."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 04:12 PM (GBKbO)

270 > BREAKING: George Zinn, 71, arrested at the scene of Charlie Kirk’s assassination and who falsely claimed to be the shooter, has now been charged with felony obstruction of justice and four counts of sexual exploitation of a minor after the FBI discovered images of underage girls on his phone.

If he actually confessed to having claimed to be the shooter so the cops would be busy with him and the real shooter would get away, he should be charged with accessory after the fact too.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2025 04:12 PM (lIio7)

271
I'm sure the father isn't going to spend a dime. Now, the mother may...go soft on it.

But either way, I guarantee you there will be tons of high profile lawyers who will do this pro-bono, all for the publicity. The woke-left money machine will take care of them.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2025 04:12 PM (w6EFb)

272 January 1939 Reichstag speech: "If international Jewry inside and outside Europe should succeed in plunging the nations once more into a world war, the result will not be the Bolshevization of the earth and thereby the victory of Jewry, but the annihilation of the Jewish race in Europe."

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2025 04:09 PM (lIio7)
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You either transcribed that wrong, or read it wrong.

This is a cause-effect statement, not obvious as a normative statement.

The first quote is good, though. And anybody who is familiar with Hitler's writings should know what group he is talking about.

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2025 04:12 PM (krQz2)

273 We are not in a battle of "left" vs. "right" anymore.

It's good versus evil.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 16, 2025 03:43 PM (0sNs1)

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Somebody commented yesterday that we are in the Revelation time.

Posted by: Decaf at September 16, 2025 04:12 PM (unUNN)

274 plot twist

Posted by: ace at September 16, 2025 04:06 PM (KRtlO)

He even consented to having his phone searched.

Posted by: Sjg at September 16, 2025 04:12 PM (aqZN1)

275 "I left no traces."
--
Que the left inventing this statement as a new proof of the conspiracy:
That this is proof the FBI--Trump's FBI, you see!--planted the evidence.

Watch.

Before it's dark today, that will be spread by the left.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 16, 2025 04:12 PM (KQHym)

276 Tyler can get a public defender.

I'd not spend a dime to defend him.


Understood, but people often feel differently when it's their child.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2025 04:12 PM (Riz8t)

277
Air Force -1 status: wheels down

Just touched down in England.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2025 04:12 PM (R/5iR)

278 252 I remember some states having budget issues and lottery payouts were like the first temporary cut. No one cares about them.

that was Illinois.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September

They don’t buy bonds or something to pay these things? Interesting. Also Hi!

Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2025 04:13 PM (OoFl2)

279 Killer is worried about grandpa’s rifle. Not that he just murdered an innocent man. Nor is he worried about the fact he’s gonna get hung for what he did.

But I bet he’s thinking about it in that 8x8 now.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 16, 2025 04:13 PM (u+yKD)

280

"I do lament leaving my rifle yonder. Perchance I shall endeavor to retrieve it."

Posted by: brak at September 16, 2025 04:13 PM (jGJov)

281 Kash Patel called Schiff a "buffoon"

Posted by: SMOD at September 16, 2025 04:13 PM (RHGPo)

282 276 Tyler can get a public defender.

I'd not spend a dime to defend him.

Understood, but people often feel differently when it's their child.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2025 04:12 PM (Riz8t)

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Especially if it's my child.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 04:13 PM (GBKbO)

283 It's good versus evil.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 16, 2025 03:43 PM (0sNs1)

Or sanity versus psychosis.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 16, 2025 04:13 PM (UseAb)

284 But I'm not always good at the "as I forgive those who trespass against me" part.
Posted by: GWB

It's too long. Go with the Presbyterian "debt/debtors" thing. Much more succinct.

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2025 04:13 PM (77rzZ)

285 279 Killer is worried about grandpa’s rifle. Not that he just murdered an innocent man. Nor is he worried about the fact he’s gonna get hung for what he did.

But I bet he’s thinking about it in that 8x8 now.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 16, 2025 04:13 PM (u+yKD)

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It's worry about getting caught, not hurting his grandpa's gun.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 04:13 PM (GBKbO)

286 225 As Warai-otoko points out there is no gamer slang in the exchange.

This is way too formal for such an idiot. He's not John Milton after all.

Who was a bore.
Posted by: Mrs. Milton at September 16, 2025 04:11 PM (Riz8t)

That's what I tell my students.

Posted by: Professor Jennings at September 16, 2025 04:13 PM (wVcYX)

287 Tyler can get a public defender.
I'd not spend a dime to defend him.

Especially when Hollywood will gladly foot the bill.

Posted by: resist_we_much at September 16, 2025 04:14 PM (cpys8)

288 Scratch the surface of any demorat male, you will find a p3do lurking, at the very least.
Posted by: kallisto

Well, among Dems, you might be able to become a governor like Tim Waltz by a little grooming here and there.

GOP voters, as far as they are able, take out their trash. Dem voters celebrate theirs (Gerry Studds anyone?).

Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 04:14 PM (WDjG6)

289 >>>Que the left inventing this statement as a new proof of the conspiracy:
That this is proof the FBI--Trump's FBI, you see!--planted the evidence.

Watch.

I'm not saying it was Mossad, but I'm not saying it wasn't.

Posted by: Tucker Carlson at September 16, 2025 04:14 PM (jGJov)

290 obstruction of justice has to be the lowest rung of the charging ladder, body cam vids of traffic stops shoe babby mommas getting obstruction for not id-ing

Posted by: n at September 16, 2025 04:14 PM (V1baa)

291 No sense spending a million on lawyers when everyone knows he did it.

Oh, I don't know...

Posted by: Zombie OJ at September 16, 2025 04:14 PM (Riz8t)

292 It's too long. Go with the Presbyterian "debt/debtors" thing. Much more succinct.
Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2025 04:13 PM (77rzZ)

It's in Chapter 7, I forget which verse.

Posted by: Though ye may in the red as scarlet at September 16, 2025 04:14 PM (TbWk/)

293 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2025 04:10 PM (cCfL4)

I didn’t realize it unril I became surrounded by oldtimers at my job.

Yes, there are the few right wingers. But they are sort of unicorns in that age group

Posted by: kallisto, at September 16, 2025 04:14 PM (SH3A2)

294 Road Apple>>Rhode Island

Posted by: Dungaree Doll at September 16, 2025 04:14 PM (oftw2)

295 IF the transcript is true, it does make Tyler quite the monster of how he had the perfect plan and could get away with it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2025 04:14 PM (2iQfc)

296 Me: Hey, Juliette Kayyem, when you said the shooter was being ironic, you were being ironic, weren't you? You actually believe he was sincere, right?

Kayyem: No, I was being sincere.

Me: OK but here's the thing, when you just now denied being ironic about that other thing, I think you were being ironic. So you were actually being ironic before, and you believe the shooter was genuinely motivated by liberal beliefs, and then you ironically denied your earlier irony.

Kayyem: Gaaa!

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 16, 2025 04:15 PM (GD2xa)

297 Robinson’s dad wants the reward money to go to the Kirk family and not him, per X.
---------------
He might regret that when he sees the size of the legal bills his son is going to rack up.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2025 04:09 PM (Riz8t)

You know who's not required to pay squat for a 22 year old's murder charge defense?

His parents.

Taxpayers of Utah, sure, but not his parents.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2025 04:15 PM (9LIkP)

298 Especially if it's my child.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 04:13 PM (GBKbO)

Yup if my kid goes gay, bangs a tranny, dresses up like a jackalope, and murders a successful young man that I'd be proud to have as a son, then I'll throw the switch on him myself.

Luckily, I don't think that'll be happening, G-d willing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2025 04:15 PM (BI5O2)

299 What would 80-85 be?

Born in 1940-1945. Silent Gen. Boomers start post-WWII.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at September 16, 2025 04:15 PM (1Nv0l)

300 Not a single skibidi, FR, no cap, on God, low-key, or vibe check. Fake.
Posted by: All cap, FRFR at September 16, 2025 04:11 PM (TbWk/)

People who talk like that are in their thirties now, aren't they?

I need a drink.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2025 04:15 PM (06Hmj)

301 "They know they're lying, and the people who claim to believe the lies also know they are lies. But they'll stick to the lies just to try to make you angrier and angrier."

Disagree. They have trained their mind to lie to them, to view a dude in a skirt as a woman. It IS possible to train your mind to edit your perception of reality. The problem is that when you do so, your subconscious slips in to take notes. And then one day your reality is being altered without your knowledge or permission.

They think they are good people, standing alone against the 4th Reich. It wont be long before their mind views a dude in a suit as an SS Officer.

Posted by: Fenrisulven at September 16, 2025 04:15 PM (ciYHQ)

302 I bet you can easily find dozens of MSM commentators calling Charlie Kirk a fascist over the last few years. The killer's bullet said "hey fascist,.catch". I believe everyone who insisted CK was a fascist is responsible for his death and should be punished legally and financially. Individuals and entire orginizations. Schools with crazy professors and teachers too.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 16, 2025 04:16 PM (cDb09)

303 The kids gonna plead. There won't be any trial.

Posted by: toby928 at September 16, 2025 04:16 PM (jc0TO)

304
Cabot Phillips
@cabot_phillips
Only 8% of Democrats know that Charlie Kirk's assassin was a liberal.

They don't believe their side is violent because the legacy media refuses to tell them the truth.

The breakdown of the poll is even more disturbing-

https://tinyurl.com/kexcbp55

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2025 04:16 PM (NpAcC)

305 You know what's weird about these texts?

Complete sentences. Mostly proper grammar. 22 yr olds Do Not text like that. Was this Transcribed into proper English??
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2025 03:43 PM (R/5iR)

---------------

Something bothered me about all the supposed communications and then you switched on the light. The inscriptions on bullet casings are the real deal, these conversations are not.

Posted by: Decaf at September 16, 2025 04:16 PM (unUNN)

306 He might regret that when he sees the size of the legal bills his son is going to rack up.
Posted by: Archimedes

His son is an adult, and it appears like his dad is in the “you made your bed” camp.

Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2025 04:16 PM (OoFl2)

307 "I do lament leaving my rifle yonder. Perchance I shall endeavor to retrieve it."
Posted by: brak at September 16, 2025 04:13 PM (jGJov)

Might be a good opportunity for Ace to do another Civil War letter writing series, like the one he did a few years ago with those ridiculous people whose names escape me at the moment.

Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo, Nerd? Yes, we much at September 16, 2025 04:16 PM (0aYVJ)

308 Governor Cucks of Utah still thinks we need to be nice to everyone. Yeah fuck off.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 16, 2025 04:16 PM (qM1j6)

309 298 Especially if it's my child.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 04:13 PM (GBKbO)

Yup if my kid goes gay, bangs a tranny, dresses up like a jackalope, and murders a successful young man that I'd be proud to have as a son, then I'll throw the switch on him myself.

Luckily, I don't think that'll be happening, G-d willing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2025 04:15 PM (BI5O2)

========

I suspect strongly that the mistake with Tyler was giving him unfettered access to the Internet when he was about 12.

Probably through something like Roblox where pedophiles reign supreme.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 04:16 PM (GBKbO)

310 243 Robinson’s dad wants the reward money to go to the Kirk family and not him, per X.

He might regret that when he sees the size of the legal bills his son is going to rack up.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2025 04:09 PM (Riz8t)

=======

Tyler can get a public defender.

I'd not spend a dime to defend him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 04:09 PM (GBKbO)
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No doubt one (or several) of his Lefty admirers will arrange for top-quality legal representation at no cost to him.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2025 04:17 PM (7fElN)

311 Milton, "oh when I consider where my rifle was lent"

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2025 04:17 PM (2iQfc)

312 It starts with separating yourself from God. That’s a road that leads nowhere good.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 16, 2025 04:17 PM (u+yKD)

313 like the one he did a few years ago with those ridiculous people whose names escape me at the moment.
Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo

Mr. and Mrs. Fetterman?

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2025 04:17 PM (77rzZ)

314 He might regret that when he sees the size of the legal bills his son is going to rack up.
Posted by: Archimedes

He won’t pay a dime. Soros and Co. will take care of it. Just like Luigi’s legal bills.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 16, 2025 04:17 PM (qM1j6)

315 What would 80-85 be?
Posted by: kallisto

Silents. The oldest baby boomer is 79 if 1946 is thought to be the first year.

Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 04:18 PM (WDjG6)

316 Axeman, yeah. "Thomas Dalton" is a NSDAP / Schiklgruber apologist. He's translated a lot of the sources, including the Kampf. Even "Dalton" had to admit that the painter hated him some jooz. Which to "Dalton" was a feature.
Plan A was to kick 'em (okay, us) to Palestine and let it all be an intrasemitic squabble. But that didn't work on account of lots of Arabs hating Jews too, especially in Palestine (Mandate) where the Mufti was active.
At least, that's the best defense that the apologists can think of.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 16, 2025 04:18 PM (gKWVE)

317 Born in 1940-1945. Silent Gen. Boomers start post-WWII.
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at September 16, 2025 04:15 PM (1Nv0l)

My folks, Dad in '41, Mom in '42. I am at the leading edge of Gen X.

Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo, Nerd? Yes, we much at September 16, 2025 04:18 PM (0aYVJ)

318 Killer is worried about grandpa’s rifle. Not that he just murdered an innocent man. Nor is he worried about the fact he’s gonna get hung for what he did.

But I bet he’s thinking about it in that 8x8 now.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 16, 2025 04:13 PM

Apparently Utah has lethal injection. And if they can't get the drugs, they shoot 'em.

Nowhere does it say anything about penis enlargement.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2025 04:18 PM (9LIkP)

319 295 IF the transcript is true, it does make Tyler quite the monster of how he had the perfect plan and could get away with it.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2025 04:14 PM (2iQfc)

the scary part is that he almost did get away with it. But until he had control of his gun, they were going to track him down. (and the photos of him would have got him)

If they're not caught at the scene, most perps end up getting caught because they can't keep from running their mouths.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2025 04:18 PM (uWKK8)

320 What would 80-85 be?
Posted by: kallisto

Silents. The oldest baby boomer is 79 if 1946 is thought to be the first year.
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 04:18 PM


Voters.

Posted by: Democrats at September 16, 2025 04:18 PM (0sNs1)

321 I kind of think the kid is schizophrenia. He is at the typical age for it to manifest.

Posted by: toby928 at September 16, 2025 04:19 PM (jc0TO)

322 I could totally see Tyler Robinson texting like that if he’s an autie

Posted by: kallisto, at September 16, 2025 04:19 PM (SH3A2)

323 Whole thing is logical like a teenage love written by a teenager with no high school.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at September 16, 2025 04:19 PM (TLkrP)

324 BREAKING: George Zinn, 71, arrested at the scene of Charlie Kirk’s assassination and who falsely claimed to be the shooter, has now been charged with felony obstruction of justice and four counts of sexual exploitation of a minor after the FBI discovered images of underage girls on his phone.
--
Mentioned it yesterday, but, by declaring this domestic terrorism, that opens up the whole Patriot Act toolbox, yeah?

And a whole lot of lefties are now being legally investigated and "wiretapped."
With all sorts of warrants being issued against their service providers.

Fuck 'em.

Burn 'em all.

With the laws they passed to go after us.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 16, 2025 04:19 PM (KQHym)

325 Especially if it's my child.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 04:13 PM (GBKbO)

Yup if my kid goes gay, bangs a tranny, dresses up like a jackalope, and murders a successful young man that I'd be proud to have as a son, then I'll throw the switch on him myself.

Luckily, I don't think that'll be happening, G-d willing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2025 04:15 PM (BI5O2)
*******
Same. I wouldn't even visit them in prison.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2025 04:19 PM (NpAcC)

326 I need a drink.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

I hear Old Lady Emhoff has a rocking liquor cabinet. And she'll give you more than just a drink.

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2025 04:19 PM (77rzZ)

327 Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo

Mr. and Mrs. Fetterman?
Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2025 04:17 PM (77rzZ)

Yes! thank you.

Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo, Nerd? Yes, we much at September 16, 2025 04:19 PM (0aYVJ)

328 >>>What would 80-85 be?
Posted by: kallisto

the average Fox News viewer

Posted by: brak at September 16, 2025 04:20 PM (jGJov)

329 Some people are suspicious that this text conversation is a scripted thing, designed to absolve his comrades-in-arms while taking the blame himself. Why couldn't he just talk to his tranny roommate in real life? Why prepare this very convenient written record for future court proceedings?
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Because that's probably exactly what is going on? It is conceivable that the roommate didn't know. It is not conceivable that nobody did.

It looks to me like he is using somebody who both didn't know and wouldn't turn him in (his roommate) to establish a track record that he acted alone in an effort to protect the others involved.

Just my wild speculation, of course.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2025 04:20 PM (6bTRc)

330 303 The kids gonna plead. There won't be any trial.
Posted by: toby928
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And after state of Utah gets finished, they face federal charges as well.

Intense pressure to plead guilty here.

Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 04:20 PM (WDjG6)

331 Talk to text would answer for that, though it wouldn’t answer for the use of the word vehicle vs. car.
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2025 04:08 PM (OoFl2)

Or whip.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 16, 2025 04:20 PM (MGB5H)

332 Wonder if George Zinn is any relation to Howard Zinn. It would make sense of a sort

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2025 04:20 PM (lmTGO)

333 Ben Crump? Mark Geragos? High profile defense lawyer? Ante up, Jimmy Kimmel? ACLU? SLPC?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 16, 2025 04:20 PM (YlWIZ)

334
Same. I wouldn't even visit them in prison.
Posted by: redridinghood

============

I would I think you would Jeffrey Dahmer's father visited him in prison

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at September 16, 2025 04:20 PM (lCaJd)

335 303 The kids gonna plead. There won't be any trial.
Posted by: toby928 at September 16, 2025 04:16 PM (jc0TO)

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Plead to what? They're not going to let him off the death penalty unless Erika Kirk asks them to.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at September 16, 2025 04:20 PM (1Nv0l)

336 Silents. The oldest baby boomer is 79 if 1946 is thought to be the first year.
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 04:18 PM


Ok then I should have said Silents

They were so quiet I completely overlooked them

Posted by: kallisto, at September 16, 2025 04:20 PM (SH3A2)

337 > This is a cause-effect statement, not obvious as a normative statement.

Yes, Hitler doesn't exactly state who will be doing the annihilation if another world war starts. But I think one can reasonably infer that Hitler believed the Jews were actively working to start the war and if they succeed, it's a matter of course they should be annihilated.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2025 04:21 PM (lIio7)

338 >?>>Or a Federal agent of some 3-letter agency/bureau/department.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2025 03:48 PM (Q4IgG)

"Good afternoon, fellow kids"

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2025 04:21 PM (rbvCR)

339 Because that's probably exactly what is going on? It is conceivable that the roommate didn't know. It is not conceivable that nobody did.

It looks to me like he is using somebody who both didn't know and wouldn't turn him in (his roommate) to establish a track record that he acted alone in an effort to protect the others involved.

Just my wild speculation, of course.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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A modern version of a manifesto done via text.

Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 04:21 PM (WDjG6)

340 How about something a little more cheerful after all this evil?

https://tinyurl.com/ytzshhzx Like this dark skinned beauty that promises to be loyal and barely cover her ginormous rack. Stunning green eyes...with brown hair? I thought that was more of a blonde thing?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2025 04:21 PM (JCZqz)

341 His son is an adult, and it appears like his dad is in the “you made your bed” camp.
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2025 04:16 PM (OoFl2)

And in that bed there's a vile, disgusting stain that is a mixture of semen and another man's poop.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2025 04:21 PM (9LIkP)

342 Michael Knowles made the most important point yesterday.

We can't have a country if one side believes that the other side is not allowed to speak and will kill them if they do.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 16, 2025 04:21 PM (bu8bh)

343
Born in 1940-1945. Silent Gen. Boomers start post-WWII.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators
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I think of myself as The Quiet Generation.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2025 04:21 PM (XeU6L)

344 Apparently Utah has lethal injection. And if they can't get the drugs, they shoot 'em.

Nowhere does it say anything about penis enlargement.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2025 04:18 PM


Upon learning I had 27 wives, people would say "You should be hung!"

My reply: "I am."

Posted by: zombie Brigham Young at September 16, 2025 04:21 PM (0sNs1)

345 "I do lament leaving my rifle yonder. Perchance I shall endeavor to retrieve it."
Posted by: brak
......

It does torment me my love. Now and forever more.

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2025 04:21 PM (v0R5T)

346 Jimmy Kimmel is pathetic, stupid and evil.

Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at September 16, 2025 04:21 PM (kTd/k)

347 Where is Hamas and BLM up in here? They got cash laying around, right?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 16, 2025 04:22 PM (YlWIZ)

348 Yeah, we are in trouble. When a clear ideological political assassination happens by the Left, and the Left can't just say yep, that was a guy on our side and its terrible thing, we are in trouble. But they refuse to own it and in doing so will own the next one too.

But as Breitbart said, they don't even think of us as human.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 16, 2025 04:22 PM (rvwwT)

349 Why couldn't he just talk to his tranny roommate in real life



I’ve seen kids text each other while at dinner together.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 16, 2025 04:22 PM (qM1j6)

350 I hear Old Lady Emhoff has a rocking liquor cabinet. And she'll give you more than just a drink.
Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2025 04:19 PM (77rzZ)

If i can have my drink without being assaulted with her gabbling on about the importance of importance and why importance is so important, I'll stuff both nuts in there too.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2025 04:22 PM (06Hmj)

351 Robinson doesn’t come across as being very bright. I maintain that he’s an easily manipulated, gullible person who could have been persuaded by trantifa “gentle” nudging to kill Kirk. I don’t buy the roommate’s “innocent cooperation” for a minute.

Posted by: RebeccaH at September 16, 2025 04:22 PM (VFung)

352
Re: "mother said son moved to the left in past year"

That's bullshit if that 2017 Halloween twitter pic is legit/

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at September 16, 2025 04:22 PM (C4jiz)

353 No doubt one (or several) of his Lefty admirers will arrange for top-quality legal representation at no cost to him.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2025 04:17 PM (7fElN)
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I doubt it. A public defense of him would make the ties too obvious. I don't think the left will lift a finger to defend him, because that won't break the "He's MAGA after all" story.

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2025 04:22 PM (krQz2)

354 Tyler is toast, if he gets death penalty or life in jail he isn't getting out ever

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2025 04:22 PM (+qU29)

355 Posted by: All cap, FRFR at September 16, 2025 04:11 PM (TbWk/)

He's 22 and was a straight A student. Not every young kid writes/speaks that way.

What makes crazy is the rush to get it out. I think they're listening to the opposition too much, trying to refute everything they hear CNN, etc putting out.

Save it for the trial, dudes. Don't let the enemy live rent free in your head. And it does make people suspicious.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 16, 2025 04:22 PM (Ezs10)

356
The thing about someone faking up these texts is that it is easily confirmed with metadata. Unless the FBI is faking that too

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at September 16, 2025 04:22 PM (lCaJd)

357 Wait a second, why does the name George Zinn seem familiar?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 16, 2025 04:23 PM (zZu0s)

358 Lawyer question. If you plead guilty to murder in a state trial, and then the Feds charge you with terrorism, you're boned, right? I mean, you confessed to the act, as it were, so the Feds just frame the act to fit the law.

Posted by: toby928 at September 16, 2025 04:23 PM (jc0TO)

359 Why couldn't he just talk to his tranny roommate in real life? Why prepare this very convenient written record for future court proceedings?

If it was on Discord, he could have been on his phone. (Also Pooky and I have computers right next to each other but use Google Chat for link/meme sharing and stuff we don't want the kids to overhear.)

Posted by: pookysgirl, back from yet another appointment at September 16, 2025 04:23 PM (Wt5PA)

360 "I also think you probably don't care about "First" on ASHQ anyway"

LOL. I used to but closest I ever got was the Honorable Mention of "I'll go fetch the others". I did win "most socks" once, which now frightens me ha

Bless you and take care, prettier version of Fen

Posted by: Fenrisulven at September 16, 2025 04:23 PM (ciYHQ)

361 Notice that he still won't say the killer is a left-wing extremist. Just that he hated Charlie Kirk. Who can say what sort of person hates Charlie Kirk? It's a mystery for the ages.
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This must be for the left. It's the only explanation.

"He shot Charlie Kirk" can only mean one of two things
1. Political assassination by a leftist
2. Irrational assassination by a lunatic

Unless something comes out along the lines of "I had to kill him so Zendaya would love me," it can only be the former. Manifesto or not, track record or not, it doesn't matter. And since we have ruled out the latter, it leaves only one option. It wasn't a random murder, and therefore motivation can be assumed absent contrary evidence.

Which means this whole, "we don't know why!!!!!!" crap can only be for the left, to shore up the home team. It serves no purpose otherwise, because nobody will believe it and only fellow travelers will pretend to.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2025 04:23 PM (6bTRc)

362 Well, a public defender may be, "It."

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 16, 2025 04:23 PM (YlWIZ)

363 357 Wait a second, why does the name George Zinn seem familiar?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 16, 2025 04:23 PM (zZu0s)

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Howard Zinn, "historian".

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 04:23 PM (GBKbO)

364 And a whole lot of lefties are now being legally investigated and "wiretapped."
With all sorts of warrants being issued against their service providers.

Fuck 'em.

Burn 'em all.

With the laws they passed to go after us.


They thought their Election Fortifying would keep them in power forever

Posted by: kallisto, at September 16, 2025 04:23 PM (SH3A2)

365 The "media" are dedicated-to-the-cause masterclass liars. It's amazing they can sleep at night. I can't believe they don't actually know they're lying. They know. They're shaping a narrative they want the public to believe. The one and only motive. Which leaves to again to wonder how they can lie down to sleep at night.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 16, 2025 04:23 PM (qBdHI)

366 We can't have a country if one side believes that the other side is not allowed to speak and will kill them if they do.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 16, 2025 04:21 PM (bu8bh)

We are way past the point of national divorce. CW will be here fast if we don’t do it .

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 16, 2025 04:23 PM (qM1j6)

367 I do lament leaving my rifle yonder. Perchance I shall endeavor to retrieve it."
Posted by: brak at September 16, 2025 04:13 PM (jGJov)

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Roommate: Cheese it, doll! There's coppers everywhere, see? Yeh, coppers.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 16, 2025 04:24 PM (8nmsZ)

368 361 Which means this whole, "we don't know why!!!!!!" crap can only be for the left, to shore up the home team. It serves no purpose otherwise, because nobody will believe it and only fellow travelers will pretend to.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2025 04:23 PM (6bTRc)

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Partisans on the left still think Crooks was secretly MAGA. No one else does.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 04:24 PM (GBKbO)

369 I wouldn't be surprised if parents were last to know Tyler way Ghey/ Furry

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2025 04:24 PM (+qU29)

370 Howard Zinn, "historian".
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 04:23 PM (GBKbO)

Or George Zipp from airplane.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 16, 2025 04:24 PM (zZu0s)

371 And in that bed there's a vile, disgusting stain that is a mixture of semen and another man's poop.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 16

Just because the words popped into your brain does not mean they need to come out of your mouth. Or your keyboard. 😂

Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2025 04:24 PM (Wmg4n)

372 364 They thought their Election Fortifying would keep them in power forever
Posted by: kallisto, at September 16, 2025 04:23 PM (SH3A2)

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It might have worked if they had kept the borders shut and not tried to trans the kids.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 04:24 PM (GBKbO)

373 Dollars to donuts Twigg wrote that whole damn thing himself.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2025 04:24 PM (mFSH6)

374 So how does the entire media know to stay on message at the same time?

Is it more coordinated than the NFL's messaging?

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at September 16, 2025 03:45 PM (et1vG)

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There must be a new version of Journolist that they all belong to, a list on Instagram or WhatsApp.

Posted by: Decaf at September 16, 2025 04:25 PM (unUNN)

375 370 Or George Zipp from airplane.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 16, 2025 04:24 PM (zZu0s)

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But he hung tough?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 04:25 PM (GBKbO)

376 >>>357 Wait a second, why does the name George Zinn seem familiar?


I'm going to tell you something I've kept to myself all of these years. I was in the war, Medical Corps. One night they brought in a badly wounded pilot from one of the raids. He looked at me and said, "Doc, the odds were against us up there, but we went in anyway. I'm glad. Captain made the right decision." The pilot's name was George Zinn.

Yes, he looked at me and said, "Doc," he said, "Some time, when the crew is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell 'em to get out there and give it all they've got. And win just one for the Zinner. I don't know where I'll be then Doc, he said. But I won't smell too good, that's for sure."

Posted by: Dr Rumack at September 16, 2025 04:25 PM (jGJov)

377 Jimmy Kimmel - I'm such a high functioning retard, and no one will ever know, 'cause I'm so thinky.

Posted by: Pete Bootiejudges' Stunt Double at September 16, 2025 04:25 PM (EXdVF)

378 George Zimmermann the white hispanic?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2025 04:25 PM (ShAGL)

379 Imagine going back in time to tell George Washington about a psychotic political assassin who murdered for his tranny furry...

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 16, 2025 04:25 PM (qBdHI)

380 365 The "media" are dedicated-to-the-cause masterclass liars. It's amazing they can sleep at night. I can't believe they don't actually know they're lying. They know. They're shaping a narrative they want the public to believe. The one and only motive. Which leaves to again to wonder how they can lie down to sleep at night.
Posted by: Lady in Black
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Don Henley is a personal scumbag but his song Dirty Laundry nails the mind of those in media.

And you have people like John Bolton that will sell out this country cheap while sending others off to die in useless wars.

Fortunate Son by CCR covers those assholes.

Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 04:25 PM (WDjG6)

381 I kind of think the kid is schizophrenia. He is at the typical age for it to manifest.
Posted by: toby928 at September 16, 2025 04:19 PM (jc0TO)

I was thinking this was a possibility. Not sure if that explains the tranny love

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 16, 2025 04:25 PM (NtVYv)

382 There's such a Dog Day Afternoon feel to all this stupid shit....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2025 04:25 PM (06Hmj)

383 Wait a second, why does the name George Zinn seem familiar?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 16, 2025 04:23 PM (zZu0s)

Sgt. Zim from Starship Troopers?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2025 04:25 PM (wVcYX)

384 > This is a cause-effect statement, not obvious as a normative statement.

Yes, Hitler doesn't exactly state who will be doing the annihilation if another world war starts. But I think one can reasonably infer that Hitler believed the Jews were actively working to start the war and if they succeed, it's a matter of course they should be annihilated.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2025 04:21 PM (lIio7)
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Well, based on what I've read of Hitler, I think the chain goes something like this: The Jews win, they thwart the Aryans, dark ages descend without Aryan stewardship of "aesthetics", the world turns gray and the Jews die with the rest of humanity.

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2025 04:26 PM (krQz2)

385 I kind of think the kid is schizophrenia. He is at the typical age for it to manifest.
Posted by: toby928 at September 16, 2025 04:19 PM (jc0TO)

People with schizophrenia are almost always plagued with disorganized thinking. They tend to manifest strange behaviors because of the torments they are experiencing inside their minds.

If...and that's a big IF, because it doesn't happen very often, if they become violent, it's going to be a reaction to something they are experiencing that gives them the belief they are being threatened in some way.

I haven't seen any indications this guy is psychotic in any way.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2025 04:26 PM (9LIkP)

386 Just my wild speculation, of course.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2025 04:20 PM (6bTRc

Mine is that FBI ginned that silly exchange up. Related to why they also held back the video of the suspect, and (reportedly) gaslighted the home office about the initial suspect.

Covering tracks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2025 04:26 PM (BI5O2)

387 Just because the words popped into your brain does not mean they need to come out of your mouth. Or your keyboard.

Thanks for that.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2025 04:26 PM (Riz8t)

388 Johann Gottfried Zinn is whom the flower genus Zinnia is named for.

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2025 04:26 PM (77rzZ)

389 Imagine going back in time to tell George Washington about a psychotic political assassin who murdered for his tranny furry...
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 16, 2025 04:25 PM (qBdHI)

"So you still know about ol' Ben, then, even that far into the future?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2025 04:26 PM (06Hmj)

390 But he hung tough?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 04:25 PM (GBKbO)

No, Howie was a rock! It was George that came unglued!

And we are mixing movies. George zipp was airplane! The above is the courtroom bit from Airplane II.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 16, 2025 04:27 PM (zZu0s)

391 I do lament leaving my rifle yonder. Perchance I shall endeavor to retrieve it."
Posted by: brak

I regret not circling back and retrieving the aforementioned weapon. I am glad i could ping you and encourage you to take a 30, 000 foot view...

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2025 04:27 PM (g47mK)

392 Or George Zipp from airplane.

Or George Zimmer, the Men's Wearhouse guy.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 16, 2025 04:27 PM (3nLb4)

393 387 Just because the words popped into your brain does not mean they need to come out of your mouth. Or your keyboard.

Thanks for that.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2025 04:26 PM (Riz8t)

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*considers mentioning Prometheus*

*thinks better of mentioning Prometheus and does not mention Prometheus*

*does own part to keep thread Prometheus free*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 04:27 PM (GBKbO)

394 We may never know what made Jimmy Kimmel mentally retarded - Was his mom a drinker? Did she marry her brother? That is popular among Democrats. Did Jimmy get syphilis from taking it up the rear from Hollywood execs, and now the syphilis is eating his brain? It could be this, and so much more. But all we know is that Jimmy is, indeed, even too dumb for television.

Posted by: Wally at September 16, 2025 04:27 PM (7CamO)

395 I finally clicked on an Ackbar link

😳

Posted by: kallisto, at September 16, 2025 04:27 PM (SH3A2)

396 Afternoon Delight >>>>> Dog Day Afternoon

Posted by: zombie Brigham Young at September 16, 2025 04:27 PM (0sNs1)

397 381 I kind of think the kid is schizophrenia. He is at the typical age for it to manifest.
Posted by: toby928 at September 16, 2025 04:19 PM (jc0TO)
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Maybe. I would expect to hear something more from his family about his descent into conspiracy theorizing etc if that was the case. Not just that he exited stage-left.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at September 16, 2025 04:27 PM (1Nv0l)

398 390 But he hung tough?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 04:25 PM (GBKbO)

No, Howie was a rock! It was George that came unglued!

And we are mixing movies. George zipp was airplane! The above is the courtroom bit from Airplane II.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 16, 2025 04:27 PM (zZu0s)

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Oh, I know.

It's just that the courtroom scene is my favorite thing in both movies.

It needs more love.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 04:27 PM (GBKbO)

399 I would I think you would Jeffrey Dahmer's father visited him in prison
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at September 16, 2025 04:20 PM (lCaJd)
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I wouldn't though. No sympathy.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2025 04:27 PM (NpAcC)

400 Robert Redford, the Joe Buck of actors.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

He coasted on his father's fame?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 16, 2025 04:28 PM (N4KWG)

401 See, to Hitler, the Jews were an existential threat to Germany, and an existential threat to Aryans, and thus an existential threat to the World.

Hmmm.... "existential threat" sounds oddly familiar

....

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2025 04:28 PM (krQz2)

402
Howard Zinn, "historian".

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I met an AWFL once who stated, 'I learned all that I need to know about history from Howard Zinn'. There was really no where for the conversation to go after that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2025 04:28 PM (XeU6L)

403 Just because the words popped into your brain does not mean they need to come out of your mouth. Or your keyboard.



are you some sort of fifth column agent trying to ensure we have nothing but 50 comment threads

Posted by: n at September 16, 2025 04:28 PM (V1baa)

404 Murderers, terrorists, and pedophiles, oh my!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Who Has Had About Enough! at September 16, 2025 04:28 PM (L/fGl)

405 But all we know is that Jimmy is, indeed, even too dumb for television.
Posted by: Wally

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First rule of television: you only have to be smarter than your audience.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at September 16, 2025 04:28 PM (1Nv0l)

406 There is a wonderful line in Crime and Punishment, when having just committed the central crime, the narrator says, “had he realized all the troubles and difficulties that awaited him now, he would have turned himself in immediately.”

Everyone thinks they would be cool, calm and in control, but in reality part of you dies and your will to hide becomes unbearable.

Posted by: Corona_Exile at September 16, 2025 04:28 PM (W2beg)

407 399 I would I think you would Jeffrey Dahmer's father visited him in prison
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at September 16, 2025 04:20 PM (lCaJd)
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I wouldn't though. No sympathy.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2025 04:27 PM (NpAcC)

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I know I'd provide no material support to Tyler were he my son.

I don't know about never visiting. Maybe I'd try in 5 years or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 04:28 PM (GBKbO)

408
I would I think you would Jeffrey Dahmer's father visited him in prison
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone

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Too hard to punctuate on a phone.

I would. I think you would. Jeffrey Dahmer's father visited him in prison.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2025 04:28 PM (cCfL4)

409 Sgt. Zim from Starship Troopers?
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2025 04:25 PM (wVcYX)

Played by Clancy Brown- who i have never seen in a bad role (movie, sure.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 16, 2025 04:28 PM (zZu0s)

410 Murderers, terrorists, and pedophiles


and Methodists.

Posted by: toby928 at September 16, 2025 04:29 PM (jc0TO)

411 >>ait a second, why does the name George Zinn seem familiar?
___
Get Shorty?

Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 16, 2025 04:29 PM (bNf8H)

412 406 There is a wonderful line in Crime and Punishment, when having just committed the central crime, the narrator says, “had he realized all the troubles and difficulties that awaited him now, he would have turned himself in immediately.”

Everyone thinks they would be cool, calm and in control, but in reality part of you dies and your will to hide becomes unbearable.
Posted by: Corona_Exile at September 16, 2025 04:28 PM (W2beg)

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Cheer up, you Russians!

You have all of Russia to enjoy!

*regards Russia*

*ponders*

*reaches for vodka*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 04:29 PM (GBKbO)

413 And in that bed there's a vile, disgusting stain that is a mixture of semen and another man's poop.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 16

Just because the words popped into your brain does not mean they need to come out of your mouth. Or your keyboard. 😂
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2025 04:24 PM (Wmg4n)

What, you want me to keep them to myself?

What a horrifying thought!

Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2025 04:29 PM (9LIkP)

414 I met an AWFL once who stated, 'I learned all that I need to know about history from Howard Zinn'. There was really no where for the conversation to go after that.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2025 04:28 PM (XeU6L)

She also learned everything she needs to know about metallurgy from Rosie O'Donnell.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2025 04:30 PM (06Hmj)

415 >>>Imagine going back in time to tell George Washington about a psychotic political assassin who murdered for his tranny furry...
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 16, 2025 04:25 PM (qBdHI)

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Hang on, I'm still trying to figure out how many yards are in a mile.

Posted by: G-Dub at September 16, 2025 04:30 PM (8nmsZ)

416 No 22 year old texts "To be honest..."

Posted by: front toward enemy at September 16, 2025 04:30 PM (TIizU)

417
new Ryan Long video, mocking actors

https://is.gd/NlE3Mg

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at September 16, 2025 04:30 PM (C4jiz)

418 First rule of television: you only have to be smarter than your audience.
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at September 16, 2025 04:28 PM


* snort *

Posted by: Arnold at September 16, 2025 04:30 PM (0sNs1)

419 351 Robinson doesn’t come across as being very bright. I maintain that he’s an easily manipulated, gullible person who could have been persuaded by trantifa “gentle” nudging to kill Kirk. I don’t buy the roommate’s “innocent cooperation” for a minute.
Posted by: RebeccaH
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If you can believe the released social media postings by mom purporting to be his ACT scores, the problem is more that he was too high iq perhaps and his subsequent crash and burn at college indicates that he probably has issues dealing with that.

Conmen like very intelligent people because they fill in the blanks mentally to whatever bullshit pitch the conman gives them and are too intellectually arrogant to admit someone might be fooling them.

Really high IQ types often struggle in real life especially if they are certain personality types as well.

I think it is fair to say Charlie was also of very high IQ but by all accounts he was normal.

Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 04:30 PM (WDjG6)

420 358 Lawyer question. If you plead guilty to murder in a state trial, and then the Feds charge you with terrorism, you're boned, right? I mean, you confessed to the act, as it were, so the Feds just frame the act to fit the law.
Posted by: toby928 at September 16, 2025 04:23 PM (jc0TO)

Based on the Mangione precedent, no one on the Left can be a Terrorist.

Posted by: Judge in Kirk Murder trial at September 16, 2025 04:31 PM (mP0Kj)

421 >>> 412 406 There is a wonderful line in Crime and Punishment, when having just committed the central crime, the narrator says, “had he realized all the troubles and difficulties that awaited him now, he would have turned himself in immediately.”

Everyone thinks they would be cool, calm and in control, but in reality part of you dies and your will to hide becomes unbearable.
Posted by: Corona_Exile at September 16, 2025 04:28 PM (W2beg)

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Cheer up, you Russians!

You have all of Russia to enjoy!

*regards Russia*

*ponders*

*reaches for vodka*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 04:29 PM (GBKbO)

I will die.

Posted by: Russian Literature at September 16, 2025 04:31 PM (ULPxl)

422 I met an AWFL once who stated, 'I learned all that I need to know about history from Howard Zinn'. There was really no where for the conversation to go after that.

Matt Damon's character said something similar in "Good Will Hunting." There was really nowhere for the movie to go after that.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 16, 2025 04:31 PM (3nLb4)

423

nooood


Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at September 16, 2025 04:31 PM (C4jiz)

424 1760 yards per mile.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2025 04:31 PM (ShAGL)

425 >>>Imagine going back in time to tell George Washington about a psychotic political assassin who murdered for his tranny furry...

GW would understand. After all, he killed his sensei and never said why.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2025 04:31 PM (Riz8t)

426 The issue is, if he pleads insanity, it indicts three quarters of the democrat terrorist party, because they agree with him.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 16, 2025 04:31 PM (bu8bh)

427 373 Dollars to donuts Twigg wrote that whole damn thing himself.
Posted by: Ben Had

Meh...you'd think he'd try to downplay the gay romance angle. Make them seem more like roommates. And certainly not specify killing Kirk for his vague "hate". Either specify it was because of his hate of trans people, or deflect to the Groyper angle.

The bit about the random old man makes me think the shooter was involved, though, as they couldn't preplanned that part of a faked, but correctly timed, discussion.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 16, 2025 04:31 PM (JCZqz)

428
Everyone thinks they would be cool, calm and in control, but in reality part of you dies and your will to hide becomes unbearable.
Posted by: Corona_Exile

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It's almost comical how quickly it goes from "We've got this!" to "Oh FUCK" in MacBeth. Tale as old as time.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2025 04:31 PM (cCfL4)

429 Imagine going back in time to tell George Washington about a psychotic political assassin who murdered for his tranny furry...
Posted by: Lady in Black


I'm still trying to parse how to explain this to Luther.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 16, 2025 04:31 PM (gKWVE)

430 Was the bush in the woods where they found the rifle? Or near the school where he jumped off the roof?

That video of him walking with the "limp" iirc, was time stamped before the murder. It also has someone later walking further back ... they guess that was also him.

So no one supplied him the rifle, but not clear how he got it on the roof. The screwdriver suggests he at some point dismantled it, or maybe put it together and trusted the sights would be accurate enough.

Not clear he had it when he jumped off roof, but possibly ... probably no time to take it apart before that jump, and no reason to disassemble ... surprising people did not seem him jump off roof.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2025 04:31 PM (vbXSk)

431
Anybody know where Ray Epps was on September 10th?

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 16, 2025 04:32 PM (IifOV)

432 I will die.
Posted by: Russian Literature at September 16, 2025 04:31 PM (ULPxl)
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Hopefully, I will starve or freeze, first.

Posted by: More Russian Literature at September 16, 2025 04:32 PM (krQz2)

433 Robinson doesn’t come across as being very bright. I maintain that he’s an easily manipulated, gullible person who could have been persuaded by trantifa “gentle” nudging to kill Kirk. I don’t buy the roommate’s “innocent cooperation” for a minute.
Posted by: RebeccaH at September 16, 2025 04:22 PM (VFung)
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More or less my take.

Robinson isn't exactly a patsy, but he strikes me as dumbass who immediately succumbed to indoctrination at college, wandered into an online terrorist grooming operation, and it worked out better than his professors and groomers could ever have imagined.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2025 04:32 PM (6bTRc)

434 The suctorial Jimmy Kimmel is the protege of Ben Stein, of 'Win Ben Stein's Money." Ben Stein was, I assumed, a guy with common sense on the right side of the issues. Anyone ask him what he thinks of his protege now?

Quick search has Kimmel praising Stein for a column in the American Spectator on 2/21/18 that "the time for Civilians to own AR-15s is over."

Everyone? Or just conservatives?

Posted by: vivi at September 16, 2025 04:33 PM (qj69p)

435 433 More or less my take.

Robinson isn't exactly a patsy, but he strikes me as dumbass who immediately succumbed to indoctrination at college, wandered into an online terrorist grooming operation, and it worked out better than his professors and groomers could ever have imagined.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2025 04:32 PM (6bTRc)

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Midwit, perhaps.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 04:33 PM (GBKbO)

436 Robinson doesn’t come across as being very bright. I maintain that he’s an easily manipulated, gullible person who could have been persuaded by trantifa “gentle” nudging to kill Kirk. I don’t buy the roommate’s “innocent cooperation” for a minute.
Posted by: RebeccaH at September 16, 2025 04:22 PM (VFung)
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Tyler must never have watched any ID TV. He thought he got away with it even though he didn't where gloves and there are video cameras everywhere nowadays.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2025 04:33 PM (NpAcC)

437 Dollars to donuts Twigg wrote that whole damn thing himself.

Probably. I'll bet Robinson left his phone with the Yiffer, so he had opportunity.

Posted by: toby928 at September 16, 2025 04:33 PM (jc0TO)

438 We are way past the point of national divorce. CW will be here fast if we don’t do it .

I believe we are in a soft civil war.

The cancellations via social media were initiated by the leftards. Now the tables are turned and they are experiencing social media retribution from the right. Their bodies are not being killed, but their jobs are. And since so many identify with their work, it is a killing of sorts.

😎

Posted by: kallisto, at September 16, 2025 04:33 PM (SH3A2)

439 There is a low pressure spinning around Hampton Roads that is dumping lots of rain on the island. What with the tidal flooding, it will be three or four tides for the water to recede.
There are lots of septics bubbling in the grass.

Posted by: Accomack at September 16, 2025 04:34 PM (4WaNv)

440 Lawyer question. If you plead guilty to murder in a state trial, and then the Feds charge you with terrorism, you're boned, right? I mean, you confessed to the act, as it were, so the Feds just frame the act to fit the law.

In this hypothetical, did he (a) have his fingers crossed behind his back; or (b) was he double dog dared to confess?

Just want to make sure I have all the relevant legal facts before opining.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2025 04:34 PM (QPCEj)

441 I met an AWFL once who stated, 'I learned all that I need to know about history from Howard Zinn'. There was really no where for the conversation to go after that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2025 04:28 PM (XeU6L)

I'd have to at least get in at least one barb questioning their mental faculties. Extra points if they don't understand they were insulted.

Posted by: Sjg at September 16, 2025 04:34 PM (aqZN1)

442 Who wrote that script? My guess is the SLC FBI chief who was canned two weeks ago. It's the perfect revenge on MAGA.

Posted by: Decaf at September 16, 2025 04:34 PM (unUNN)

443 Seeing as we have seen so many conspiracy theories actually turn out to be conspiracies, plus with govt malice and malfeasance, I am open to speculation on things that I used to not be, but in this case I think those texts ring true despite the more adult language. Kids text more than they will ever speak. Even on dates!

I'm a bad texter, but my phone anticipates my sentence and I just have to touch words.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 16, 2025 04:34 PM (rvwwT)

444 That 'chat'... very suspect for a simple reason.

In the majority of the supposed phone text conversation, as he is on site trying to get the gun back, punctuation is used correctly?

By a couple 23 year olds? Reads like AI to me.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 16, 2025 04:34 PM (mP0Kj)

445 High IQ murdered kill but make plans and think no one is smart enough to catch them
Low IQ Murderers have no plans other than run and hope they can live another day

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2025 04:35 PM (+qU29)

446 Tyler must never have watched any ID TV. He thought he got away with it even though he didn't where gloves and there are video cameras everywhere nowadays.

Are there any Walmart receipts?
Amazon?
Home Depot??

Posted by: kallisto, at September 16, 2025 04:35 PM (SH3A2)

447 Trump killed Robert Redford!

You know it's true Maga Haters ..

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 16, 2025 04:35 PM (TGPs7)

448 This busty brunette in a tank top think it's pretty clear that this text exchange is contrived:
http://tiny.cc/8xns001

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2025 04:36 PM (6bTRc)

449 Robinson isn't exactly a patsy, but he strikes me as dumbass who immediately succumbed to indoctrination at college, wandered into an online terrorist grooming operation, and it worked out better than his professors and groomers could ever have imagined.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2025 04:32 PM (6bTRc)

Someone probably began by suggestively quoting Operation Mindcrime lyrics around him.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2025 04:36 PM (QPCEj)

450 260 What would 80-85 be?

Posted by: kallisto, at September 16, 2025 04:11 PM (SH3A2)

80 years old would be the Youngest Silents.

The oldest Boomers are 79.

Posted by: XTC at September 16, 2025 04:36 PM (6Uni8)

451 I will die.
Posted by: Russian Literature at September 16, 2025 04:31 PM (ULPxl)

We are all going to die!

Posted by: Sen. Joni Ernst at September 16, 2025 04:36 PM (JCZqz)

452 Pro tip: if you ever need to employ the Scripted Conversation bs, try to include snippets that no sane man would include if he knew it was for public consumption like

Did I do this because my penis is so small?

Journey is the best band evah!

Posted by: Fenrisulven at September 16, 2025 04:37 PM (ciYHQ)

453 I always thought Robert Redford was the poor man's Steve McQueen...

But, RIP.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 16, 2025 04:37 PM (TGPs7)

454 I believe we are in a soft civil war.
==
Since the softball shooting. It almost took out a lot more than scalise. Since then escalated fairly steadily.

Posted by: Who could that be, i dunno maybe SATAN! at September 16, 2025 04:37 PM (gtNUW)

455 445 High IQ murdered kill but make plans and think no one is smart enough to catch them
Low IQ Murderers have no plans other than run and hope they can live another day
Posted by: Skip
======
I would say based on history of crimes, you are correct for a large majority of cases.

Barney Miller show was popular among cops of that era simply because most of the idiots showing up to be locked up at the local precinct were in fact weirdo idiots committing crimes very likely to be discovered during or after the fact.

Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 04:38 PM (WDjG6)

456 Ah, we have another “self-radicalized lone wolf of unknown motives.”

We know this game well.
Total BS, and half the country has had ENOUGH already.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2025 03:54 PM (Hkcdp)

--------------

Particularly when it becomes a meme.

Posted by: Decaf at September 16, 2025 04:38 PM (unUNN)

457 246 It feels more and more each day that we're on a clear trajectory to a civil war.
--------------
So when do we get to shoot back?

Posted by: pudinhead at September 16, 2025 04:38 PM (AdHga)

458 Still too much trust for the FBI on that scale reading.

Posted by: Sports Illustrated PR team at September 16, 2025 04:39 PM (s9EN2)

459 The degenerates upstairs didn't call it.

So NOOD

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2025 04:39 PM (6bTRc)

460 15 Deep down I hope it bothers those of the Left that there's nobody on their side worth taking out.
Posted by: the dandy

We laugh that you might be a believer.

Posted by: The Left at September 16, 2025 04:39 PM (NFX2v)

461 What we need is a Barnaby Jones on the case.

Posted by: pudinhead at September 16, 2025 04:40 PM (AdHga)

462 "High IQ murdered kill but make plans and think no one will catch them"

Best lesson I learned as a pool shark:
There's always someone out there better than you

Posted by: Fenrisulven at September 16, 2025 04:40 PM (ciYHQ)

463 449 Robinson isn't exactly a patsy, but he strikes me as dumbass who immediately succumbed to indoctrination at college, wandered into an online terrorist grooming operation, and it worked out better than his professors and groomers could ever have imagined.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
=======
Its early yet but Robinson only went to college one semester before dropping out. He was in some sort of technical training program when the shooting occurred. So it will all come out but college in this case probably played a minor role

Possibly failure had as much to do with it as he had a full ride for four years scholarship that he walked away from.

Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 04:40 PM (WDjG6)

464 couple 23 year olds? Reads like AI to me.
==
So the furry got AI to text him as the shooter from some sort of a number spoofer, and responded as if legit? I have heard such thing are possible. So the fag squirrel is actually Othello?

Posted by: Who could that be, i dunno maybe SATAN! at September 16, 2025 04:41 PM (gtNUW)

465 he had a full ride for four years scholarship that he walked away from.
==
If you are a nihilist then you dont need to work hard to get an engineering degree. Also a nihilist wouldnt want children either, whats the point. So drop out go to trade school, bang a tranny furry and play vidya games in free time. Occasional murder to spice things up. WTF????

Posted by: Who could that be, i dunno maybe SATAN! at September 16, 2025 04:45 PM (gtNUW)

466 Huh, now that I think about it... back in college, me and my conservative pal had a class where they assigned us that awful Zinn book. We made fun of it the whole semester, and when it was over, we took them to the range and perforated them with 7.62. The books, you see. Not the man.

Funny how that goes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2025 04:50 PM (mK2uK)

467 You know what's weird about these texts?

Complete sentences. Mostly proper grammar. 22 yr olds Do Not text like that. Was this Transcribed into proper English??


Is this actually a text, or was it on Discord? 22 year olds absolutely use real sentences on Discord and Reddit and whatever.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 16, 2025 04:55 PM (2ocoG)

468 I believe the former state of Rhode Island has reverted to being merely a plantation.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 16, 2025 04:59 PM (SEFV4)

469 The online conversation is as fake as a $3 bill.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 16, 2025 05:00 PM (SEFV4)

470 Have been out for most of the day and don't know if it was posted. But the old Bernie looking guy who lost his trousers has been found to be a pedo.

I do hope he's finally gotten the attention he craved and will be in prison for the rest of is life.

https://tinyurl.com/33njc9ke

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 16, 2025 05:05 PM (6PCLE)

471 Even today, CNN's "Senior National Security Consultant" continues insisting that the trantifa assassin has no discernible motive.
———-

That is your standard issue Spook agency Directive talking.

In-directly, maybe. But them’s the Official Talking Points. Classic boilerplate.

“We May Never Know blab blah blah” There are isolated incidents breaking out all over, but … never mind. Stay Safe!

Posted by: Common Tater at September 16, 2025 05:21 PM (V9VN1)

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