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Kash Patel Attacked by Shhpartacush, Proven Serial Liar Adam Schiff, Fat Retarded Woman Maizie Hirono
The Democrats want to fight.
JUST IN: FBI Director Kash Patel calls Democrat Adam Schiff the "biggest fraud to ever sit in the United States Senate" to his face.
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) September 16, 2025
"You are the biggest fraud to ever sit in the United States Senate. You are a disgrace to this institution and an utter coward."
"I'm not… pic.twitter.com/QFVJqbLtYq
DEMOCRAT SEN. CORY BOOKER MELTS DOWN IN FRONT OF FBI DIRECTOR KASH PATEL.
— Steve Guest (@SteveGuest) September 16, 2025
Booker wasn't happy to be told by Patel that it was his time, not Booker's.
WATCH: pic.twitter.com/oxqF5pHKHE
Matt WhitlockBut she think she FIERCE!!! (add in the lisping at your discretion) Bonus Plot-Twist: Grossly fat woman thinks it's unfair to expect FBI agents to do pull-ups.
@mattdizwhitlock Can someone who loves Cory Booker tell him that these exchanges never make him look good? He's just whiny and high-pitched.
Mazie Hirono doesn't think women in certain fields of the FBI should have to be required to do pull-ups as part of training because they're too hard.
— Sara Rose 🇺🇸🌹 (@saras76) September 16, 2025
People who vote for this level of retard shouldn't be allowed to vote pic.twitter.com/lZ2UERPTEg
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 16, 2025 06:22 PM (6PCLE)
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 16, 2025 06:23 PM (hs4ik)
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 16, 2025 06:23 PM (hs4ik)
I am scared of him and I really haven't done anything but yell that George Zinn is a wacko retard who had nothing to do with Bucky's shooting of Charlie Kirk.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 16, 2025 06:23 PM (6PCLE)
Hey, at least she knows what a woman is and that's a step up from KJB.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2025 06:24 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2025 06:25 PM (ShAGL)
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Spartacus is so desperate for the 2028 Dem nomination.
Posted by: Decaf at September 16, 2025 06:25 PM (unUNN)
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 16, 2025 06:23 PM (hs4ik)
It's not lazy. It's just independently scanning the horizon for penis.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2025 06:25 PM (QPCEj)
Posted by: Kingsman at September 16, 2025 06:26 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2025 06:26 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2025 06:26 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2025 06:26 PM (spmPa)
I thought there were not any differences between a man and a woman.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 16, 2025 06:27 PM (hs4ik)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2025 06:27 PM (se2ns)
Hey, at least she knows what a woman is and that's a step up from KJB.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2025 06:24 PM (viF8m)
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It's been a toss up ever since Biden left the Senate.
Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2025 06:27 PM (dIske)
Posted by: ace at September 16, 2025 06:27 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 16, 2025 06:28 PM (bNf8H)
Grand jury testimony is supposed to be secret, but the testimony was obviously leaked to Spartacus.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 16, 2025 06:28 PM (xTIDn)
Posted by: ace at September 16, 2025 06:28 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 16, 2025 06:28 PM (wBaIH)
I thought there were not any differences between a man and a woman.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 16, 2025 06:27 PM (hs4ik)
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She is too stupid to think of anything on her own, and she has to read her sick burns, and act like the worked even when she gets totally destroyed but is too stupid to understand that she got destroyed, so gloat anyway.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2025 06:28 PM (ZOv7s)
—Ace
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He has to answer to them as far as oversight. (Although the Obama administration did not feel the same way, I note.)
But that's it. The Dems are currently out of power, and can't do jack.
Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2025 06:28 PM (krQz2)
I can't think of any.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2025 06:28 PM (se2ns)
Posted by: ace at September 16, 2025 06:28 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2025 06:29 PM (omVj0)
Josh, you and your party can go first, and we want some mea culpas in there as well.
Posted by: Decaf at September 16, 2025 06:29 PM (unUNN)
Posted by: ace at September 16, 2025 06:27 PM (KRtlO)
Everyone is an expert these days.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2025 06:29 PM (spmPa)
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I think the word is "kind." He has the kind of chin dudes like to rest their balls on.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 16, 2025 06:29 PM (bNf8H)
Posted by: ace at September 16, 2025 06:29 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 16, 2025 06:23 PM (hs4ik)
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Working hard to subvert the stereotype that Asians are smart.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 16, 2025 06:29 PM (WvZaB)
Posted by: ace at September 16, 2025 06:29 PM (KRtlO)
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AND MATH!
Posted by: Barbie at September 16, 2025 06:29 PM (krQz2)
Spartacus knows
Though he has won
Too many men of his army are gone
For him and his friends
There is no chance
To fight again for their liberty
Never be free
Posted by: Triumvirat at September 16, 2025 06:29 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: ace at September 16, 2025 06:27 PM (KRtlO)
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He yells like a guy used to getting it up the poop chute.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2025 06:30 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2025 06:30 PM (HJEVU)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2025 06:30 PM (ShAGL)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2025 06:30 PM (se2ns)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 16, 2025 06:30 PM (DGD6U)
They clearly have NO interest in listening to their invited guests speak about the topic at hand.
No, they just want to grandstand and pose for their followers on social media, half of whom are probably bots.
Idiots.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2025 06:31 PM (IBQGV)
Posted by: mrp at September 16, 2025 06:31 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Jack Murphy at September 16, 2025 06:31 PM (wVcYX)
yeah he was " " " dating " " " Rosario Dawson who just so happens to be a black liberal woman who is a big supporter of the LGBTQ community.
It was a relationship that was so perfect you'd almost think it was arranged.
Posted by: ace at September 16, 2025 06:31 PM (KRtlO)
lol.
He's cock-eyed.
Posted by: ace at September 16, 2025 06:28 PM (KRtlO)
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Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2025 06:31 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 16, 2025 06:31 PM (DGD6U)
Posted by: Common Tater at September 16, 2025 06:31 PM (V9VN1)
Posted by: ace at September 16, 2025 06:31 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: ace at September 16, 2025 06:29 PM (KRtlO)
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"Captain, being a bottom is entirely logical. Let me mind meld with your nuts."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2025 06:31 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2025 06:32 PM (ShAGL)
Posted by: ace at September 16, 2025 06:32 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 16, 2025 06:30 PM (DGD6U)
Inman should do a vid.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2025 06:32 PM (spmPa)
Posted by: People Who Hate Tulsi at September 16, 2025 06:32 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2025 06:30 PM (HJEVU)
Playing the part of his beard was Rosario Dawson and for the reboot he found an unknown to play his stunt wife.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 16, 2025 06:32 PM (hs4ik)
did I get it wrong?
shut up you nerd
Posted by: ace at September 16, 2025 06:31 PM (KRtlO)
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Pon Farr.
Staun, get the lerpa. And the ahn-woon.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2025 06:32 PM (ZOv7s)
weak chin, good for going down on dudes
Posted by: ace
I don't recall this being shared here, but it seems appropriate: https://tinyurl.com/st9brj8s clip of Mr. Beast taking a body shot from Mike Tyson lol.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 16, 2025 06:32 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: wferrin at September 16, 2025 06:33 PM (lCdHU)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 16, 2025 06:33 PM (DGD6U)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2025 06:30 PM (HJEVU)
Rosario Dawson. And "convincingly dating" for certain values of 'convincingly'.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2025 06:33 PM (ExV1e)
The FBI is a complete and total shit show and needs to be dismantled ASAP, but Patel is definitely building up a sweat with his Tabata HIIT training kicking crotches of Leftist Senators.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 16, 2025 06:33 PM (a4flb)
lol.
He's cock-eyed.
Posted by: ace at September 16, 2025 06:28 PM (KRtlO)
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Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2025 06:31 PM (krvideo.
OMG, I am dying here, in a place that I really shouldn't.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2025 06:33 PM (spmPa)
I could probably file for a service connected disability for it.
I hated pullups.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2025 06:33 PM (se2ns)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at September 16, 2025 06:34 PM (LjSYW)
lol.
He's cock-eyed.
Posted by: ace
I never really considered it, but obviously gay men rely on gaydar the most.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 16, 2025 06:34 PM (ycI94)
I could probably file for a service connected disability for it.
I hated pullups.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2025 06:33 PM (se2ns)
Potty-training is rough.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2025 06:35 PM (HJEVU)
Me, I’m looking forward to the left resorting to the “just kidding! No hard feelings, okay?” gambit
Posted by: Common Tater at September 16, 2025 06:35 PM (V9VN1)
Posted by: Jack Murphy at September 16, 2025 06:31 PM
Didn't her mother run a comfort house that enslaved Chinese women for the Japanese during WWII?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 16, 2025 06:35 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 16, 2025 06:35 PM (rvwwT)
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If anything *ever* qualified as "fighting words," those are.
The biggest fraud ever? In the freaking *US Senate?* Oy.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2025 06:35 PM (6bTRc)
I don't recall this being shared here, but it seems appropriate: https://tinyurl.com/st9brj8s clip of Mr. Beast taking a body shot from Mike Tyson lol.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 16, 2025 06:32 PM (ycI94)
I was very confused by what you wrote. I pictured Mike Tyson lying down on a bar and someone pouring tequila in his belly button and this beast person drinking from Mike Tyson's body and I was thinking I don't think Tyson would let some dude do that. Then I looked at the video and I get it now.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 16, 2025 06:35 PM (hs4ik)
Posted by: T'Pau at September 16, 2025 06:35 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 16, 2025 06:33 PM (DGD6U)
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He can't wait for their wedding night, when she pegs him for the first time.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2025 06:35 PM (ZOv7s)
I've seen Oz.
Posted by: ace at September 16, 2025 06:29 PM (KRtlO)
I bet you have.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2025 06:35 PM (spmPa)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 16, 2025 06:33 PM (DGD6U)
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She probably won't tell him that "dead-on balls accurate" is an industry term, though.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 16, 2025 06:35 PM (WvZaB)
Give Kash a raise. He's earned it today!
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at September 16, 2025 06:35 PM (t0Out)
I could probably file for a service connected disability for it.
I hated pullups.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2025 06:33 PM (se2ns)
Potty-training is rough.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2025 06:35 PM (HJEVU)
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You're telling me!
Posted by: Ex-president Charlie Foxtrot at September 16, 2025 06:35 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: T'Pau at September 16, 2025 06:35 PM (jc0TO)
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Fight with your heart and soul.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2025 06:36 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: ace at September 16, 2025 06:29 PM (KRtlO)
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Oz never did give nothing to the Tin Man.
Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2025 06:36 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: mrp at September 16, 2025 06:31 PM (rj6Yv)
Hegseth rolls in with a naginata screaming bloody murder....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2025 06:36 PM (06Hmj)
Posted by: T-bone at September 16, 2025 06:37 PM (EOSvT)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2025 06:37 PM (lmTGO)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2025 06:30 PM (ShAGL) "
Vulcans can play Pong in their minds!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2025 06:37 PM (ppG5b)
Josh, you and your party can go first, and we want some mea culpas in there as well.
Posted by: Decaf at September 16, 2025 06:29 PM (unUNN)
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He's just priming for appointment to some position in the Dem's next Neverland administration. He won't be president, and he knows that, because the modern Dems could never put together a coalition with enough people willing to vote for a Jew, so he's just trying to stay in good graces for a cabinet position or a cushy ambassadorship.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at September 16, 2025 06:38 PM (QdGJh)
When they finally get around to asking a question, I'd ask them, "Can you repeat that?"
Then as soon as they cut me off after a few words, sit back, relax, and smile at them as they continue their impotent tirade that signifies nothing.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2025 06:38 PM (IBQGV)
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I have a kind of affection for Hirono.
We live in a crazy world of constant surprises, out-of-left-field craziness and wild inconsistency. It is nice to know that there is at least one rock-steady, dependable presence in the world.
Hirono is that presence. No matter what, you can always be 100% certain that she will say something that is absolutely *perfectly* asinine and stupid.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2025 06:38 PM (6bTRc)
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2025 06:38 PM (+qU29)
Nice way to finish up day before the cafe.
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 06:38 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 16, 2025 06:32 PM (ycI94)
I was very confused by what you wrote. I pictured Mike Tyson lying down on a bar and someone pouring tequila in his belly button and this beast person drinking from Mike Tyson's body and I was thinking I don't think Tyson would let some dude do that. Then I looked at the video and I get it now.
Posted by: CaliGirl
I like your version better.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2025 06:38 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2025 06:35 PM (6bTRc)
"The people of Smartmatic will tell me when my time is finished". What a comeback.
Oh, wait, he didn't say "Smartmatic", Booker said "New Jersey". My bad.
Posted by: mrp at September 16, 2025 06:38 PM (rj6Yv)
Scrub scrub here
Scrub scrub there
Whether you're pink or bronze
A man can wash another man
In the merry ole land of Oz
Posted by: toby928 at September 16, 2025 06:38 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2025 06:39 PM (QPCEj)
Posted by: wferrin at September 16, 2025 06:33 PM (lCdHU)
At which point Grassley should have said if he doesn't stop talking out of order, he'll have the sgt of arms remove him from the chamber.
Then do it.
Enough already.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2025 06:39 PM (se2ns)
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business as usual
Posted by: runner at September 16, 2025 06:39 PM (g47mK)
He's right... We shouldn't have rioted, burned, and looted when Kirk was killed... Oh wait....
Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2025 06:39 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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Ah yes, the Gardener in Being There.
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 06:39 PM (WDjG6)
Does Hirono have cryptio-MAGA staffers who write her material?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 16, 2025 06:39 PM (a4flb)
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2025 06:39 PM (+qU29)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 16, 2025 06:35 PM (0N4FZ)
No, her grandparents and parents ran a whore house in Hawaii.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2025 06:39 PM (qpyNK)
When they finally get around to asking a question, I'd ask them, "Can you repeat that?"
Then as soon as they cut me off after a few words, sit back, relax, and smile at them as they continue their impotent tirade that signifies nothing.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2025 06:38 PM (IBQGV)
That's fine but to put it over the top you have to put your feet up on the desk and pull out a paperback when they start speaking.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2025 06:39 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 16, 2025 06:35 PM (WvZaB)
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I'm sure he knows lots of industry terms.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2025 06:40 PM (ZOv7s)
First and by a long shot like not even close is this cvnt from Hawaii.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 16, 2025 06:40 PM (qM1j6)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 16, 2025 06:40 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: Common Tater at September 16, 2025 06:35 PM (V9VN1) "
this coming Friday, or early next week?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2025 06:40 PM (ppG5b)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2025 06:35 PM (6bTRc)
"The people of Smartmatic will tell me when my time is finished". What a comeback.
Oh, wait, he didn't say "Smartmatic", Booker said "New Jersey". My bad.
Posted by: mrp at September 16, 2025 06:38 PM (rj6Yv)
He should have jumped up and exclaimed, "Only the Good Lord Almighty can end my time!" and then done some cartwheels. To keep it dignified.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2025 06:40 PM (QPCEj)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
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Fundraising and media attention is why. All they do is show the diminishing importance of Congress filled with senile old farts, crooked sobs, and people who forgot they had a brain to use.
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 06:40 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: mrp at September 16, 2025 06:40 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: ace at September 16, 2025 06:29 PM (KRtlO)
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Oz never did give nothing to the Tin Man.
Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2025 06:36 PM (krQz2)
well not that he didn't, that he didn't already have.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2025 06:41 PM (uWKK8)
When they finally get around to asking a question, I'd ask them, "Can you repeat that?"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2025 06:38 PM (IBQGV)
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I love that!
Respectful AND passive aggressive.
Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2025 06:41 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at September 16, 2025 06:41 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2025 06:38 PM (+qU29)
The MR will have several new nics saying that various influencers are incensed at the non-professionalism of Patel and that this isn't who we are.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2025 06:41 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2025 06:41 PM (qpyNK)
Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2025 06:41 PM (dIske)
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 16, 2025 06:23 PM (hs4ik)
It's stupid in stereo.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2025 06:41 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2025 06:39 PM (ExV1e)
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This is how you show the institution the respect it deserves.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2025 06:41 PM (6bTRc)
It's in their DNA. They don't have the pull-up gene.
My god, the stupidity. It hurts.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 16, 2025 06:41 PM (gLikB)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2025 06:41 PM (ShAGL)
Posted by: Skip
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If you live in Utah, sorry you have Governor Cox.
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 06:41 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: ace at September 16, 2025 06:29 PM (KRtlO)
Colon-ahr
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2025 06:41 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Cray Cray at September 16, 2025 06:41 PM (Hgawo)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2025 06:42 PM (q7hip)
Posted by: Cheri at September 16, 2025 06:42 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at September 16, 2025 06:41 PM (XMwZJ)
She's bravely fighting against the racist stereotype that all Asian people are smart.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2025 06:42 PM (qpyNK)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 16, 2025 06:35 PM (WvZaB)
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I'm sure he knows lots of industry terms.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2025 06:40 PM (ZOv7s)
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It's a profession.
Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2025 06:42 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 06:40 PM (WDjG6)
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That was what made Patel's replies so effective - he's calling out that it's for fundraising. Not the clip you want to use...for fundraising.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2025 06:42 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2025 06:42 PM (ppG5b)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent
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Reminds me of the Twit of the Year contest in Monty Python.
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 06:42 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: ace at September 16, 2025 06:32 PM (KRtlO)
Yeah, it's something like that.
I don't care enough to look it up.
But that Voyager episode where Tuvok goes into Vulcan heat was a pretty funny one, as I recall.
He had to end up having sex with his wife as a Holodeck (Voyager's answer to everything) character to keep himself from going completely nuts.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2025 06:43 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 16, 2025 06:35 PM (WvZaB)
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Also, cunt-hairs in surveyor lingo. And, "6 feet -balls."
Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo at September 16, 2025 06:43 PM (0aYVJ)
Oh, wait, he didn't say "Smartmatic", Booker said "New Jersey". My bad.
Posted by: mrp at September 16, 2025 06:38 PM (rj6Yv)
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Well them. And me. And I am the one who finds these nuances of procedure much more interesting than most.
Tread lightly, Spartacus. We are on the same side, but I will *bury* you if disrespect me like that again.
Posted by: Senate Parliamentarian at September 16, 2025 06:43 PM (6bTRc)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2025 06:39 PM (ExV1e)
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This is how you show the institution the respect it deserves.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2025 06:41 PM (6bTRc)
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Take a triple does of Nyquil and a handful of CBD gummies.
Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2025 06:43 PM (krQz2)
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Sorry, you started all of this. Your side has sent the mercury busting out of the top of the thermometer. Your side just assassinated a man for his conservative views because you all drove him to madness. Temperature status: unlowered.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 16, 2025 06:43 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2025 06:43 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2025 06:39 PM (ExV1e)
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Oh, not a paperback...Unless maybe it was something completely ridiculous like that minotaur erotica novel.
Then when Senators start asking stupid questions, just start quoting passages back to them.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2025 06:43 PM (IBQGV)
Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2025 06:44 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2025 06:44 PM (lmTGO)
Posted by: Cheri at September 16, 2025 06:42 PM (oiNtH)
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I hope she reads this and sobs like a little child over the opportunity she missed.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2025 06:44 PM (6bTRc)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Patel knows in detail what Schiff has done by now. He already knew the shady shit that Ryan allowed Schiff to do on the House Intel committee including getting phone records of all the GOP members of that committee when chair later.
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 06:44 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2025 06:38 PM (6bTRc)
She's your crazy old aunt, who worked 40 years as the receptionist for some union run manufacturing plant.
Or she was an alderperson for some mid-sized Democrat run city.
She's nutty as a fruitcake, and mostly harmless, but she smells and she's stupid as a cheese grater.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2025 06:44 PM (n+Zyl)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2025 06:44 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 06:41 PM (WDjG6)
Governor “ let’s all be nice to each other while the other side kills us”.
Fuck off.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 16, 2025 06:44 PM (qM1j6)
Posted by: ace at September 16, 2025 06:32 PM (KRtlO)
Pon Farr
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2025 06:45 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2025 06:30 PM (ShAGL) "
Vulcans can play Pong in their minds!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2025 06:37 PM (ppG5b)
In 3D!
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2025 06:45 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2025 06:45 PM (q7hip)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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That sperm that created Maisie wasn't the best of quality was it.
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 06:45 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2025 06:46 PM (tCUIr)
Posted by: man at September 16, 2025 06:46 PM (tubbA)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2025 06:44 PM (ynpvh)
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Patel missed a perfect opportunity to whip out the "Wrap It Up" box advertised on The Chappelle Show.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2025 06:46 PM (IBQGV)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2025 06:46 PM (ShAGL)
Then when Senators start asking stupid questions, just start quoting passages back to them.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2025 06:43 PM (IBQGV)
Hmmm... you may be onto something there.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2025 06:46 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 16, 2025 06:28 PM (wBaIH)
Patel: Senator Schiff, please tell me what you know about the helicopter crash with employees of the Standard Hotel.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 16, 2025 06:46 PM (6PCLE)
Does that person ever get the spotlight?
Cuz I can't remember a name or face at the moment.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2025 06:46 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2025 06:46 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: ace at September 16, 2025 06:32 PM (KRtlO)
Pon Farr
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2025 06:45 PM (snZF9)
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I'm all about the Peg Far!
Posted by: Vulcan Spartacus at September 16, 2025 06:46 PM (ZOv7s)
Invent ANY conflict at all to disrupt MAGA.
And Hirono is still an idiot on everything. Without step-by-step instructions from staff, she'd be mute.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 16, 2025 06:47 PM (gLikB)
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 06:45 PM (WDjG6)
It resembled Woody Allen in a white suit.
Posted by: mrp at September 16, 2025 06:47 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2025 06:47 PM (tCUIr)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2025 06:47 PM (qpyNK)
Or she was an alderperson for some mid-sized Democrat run city.
She's nutty as a fruitcake, and mostly harmless, but she smells and she's stupid as a cheese grater.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2025 06:44 PM (n+Zyl)
And now she's a member of the World's Greatest Deliberating Retirement Home.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2025 06:48 PM (ExV1e)
What an exercise in pointlessness. Kash should just get out his phone and play on it when these idiots are bloviating.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 16, 2025 06:48 PM (3wi/L)
a new movie Disney won't produce
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2025 06:48 PM (Dzytg)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2025 06:46 PM (2WIwB)
All the world is a stage.
Makes you wonder who's really running our Government while these idiots bloviate for cameras.
Peacocks.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2025 06:48 PM (q7hip)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky
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Trump can make his wishes true--send Shapiro to Yemen. I understand there is an opening there for ambassador. He can try his lower the temperature to resolve Houthi-Israeli issues.
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 06:48 PM (WDjG6)
I'm waiting for the day they bring in Patel for their usual Scream At The Skies therapy session and Patel calmly pulls an envelope out of his suit jacket and hands them arrest warrants and motions towards the back of the room where agents are ready to take them into custody.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 16, 2025 06:48 PM (a4flb)
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 06:45 PM (WDjG6)
I think her father pissed in the vag at the same time.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2025 06:48 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: man at September 16, 2025 06:48 PM (tubbA)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2025 06:48 PM (ShAGL)
How long before we see fist fights like that Taiwanese parliament?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2025 06:48 PM (cCfL4)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2025 06:43 PM (IBQGV)
Answer all questions with quotes from the worst Kirk/Spock slashfic you can find.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2025 06:48 PM (qpyNK)
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Sorry, you started all of this. Your side has sent the mercury busting out of the top of the thermometer. Your side just assassinated a man for his conservative views because you all drove him to madness. Temperature status: unlowered.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 16, 2025 06:43 PM (qBdHI)
They can start that both sides BS once the bullets start flying BOTH ways.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2025 06:49 PM (spmPa)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2025 06:41 PM (qpyNK)
Did Maxine lose her wig at a hearing not too long ago?
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2025 06:49 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 06:42 PM (WDjG6)
Too bad the skit can't end the same way.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2025 06:49 PM (06Hmj)
A big hit in certain...communities...
Posted by: man at September 16, 2025 06:46 PM (tubbA)
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What's with all the pervs in Utah? First Pierre Delecto and now this guy who can't get enough tranny.
I guess "Advise and Consent" was right about the propensity of Mormon men to desire the penis.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2025 06:49 PM (ZOv7s)
How long before we see fist fights like that Taiwanese parliament?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2025 06:48 PM (cCfL4
I'd pay good money to
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2025 06:49 PM (q7hip)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2025 06:49 PM (lmTGO)
Posted by: ace at September 16, 2025 06:32 PM (KRtlO)
++++
According to the officially-licensed perfume developed and marketed for the rebooted Star Trek movie series, it is indeed simply "Pon Farr" and it is apparently defined by, among other things, notes of orchid, nectarine, violet and patchouli.
http://tiny.cc/m0os001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2025 06:49 PM (6bTRc)
Posted by: mrp
Using Ernie Hudson's voice in Ghostbusters,
"That was some big sperm--hate to see the vagina".
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 06:49 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2025 06:49 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2025 06:47 PM (qpyNK)
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Can I remind you that Our Leader has been bandying about going into Chicago, which he arguably cannot do without Pritzker's say-so? (Yet, it's legal to talk about it)
I wouldn't be surprise that this feint doesn't come from the Troll-in-Chief himself.
Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2025 06:49 PM (krQz2)
'maybe Schiff is NOT the biggest fraud to ever sit in the U.S. Senate'
Ted Kennedy?
That old bag they gave a senate seat to when her husband croaked?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 16, 2025 06:50 PM (3wi/L)
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 06:45 PM (WDjG6)
https://youtu.be/9KLy7wecy-U?t=3
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2025 06:50 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2025 06:48 PM (ExV1e)
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Damn. Well done.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2025 06:50 PM (6bTRc)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2025 06:50 PM (ynpvh)
Given how everyone on Trump's cabinet are All Stars, I'm just going to pretend that Bondi is playing four dimension chess.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 16, 2025 06:50 PM (a4flb)
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at September 16, 2025 06:50 PM (5m39u)
Posted by: BurtTC
A cheese grater has a purpose.
Posted by: Cheri at September 16, 2025 06:51 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 06:45 PM (WDjG6)
https://youtu.be/9KLy7wecy-U?t=3
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2025 06:50 PM (ExV1e)
Did it magically make it from the ass to the ovum?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2025 06:51 PM (ynpvh)
I mean, can you imagine how retarded you have to be to hear Mazie and say, "wow, she's the most qualified candidate for the Senate!"
You know, the same people that believed Biden was fit as a fiddle.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 16, 2025 06:51 PM (KQHym)
Posted by: ace at September 16, 2025 06:32 PM (KRtlO)
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According to the officially-licensed perfume developed and marketed for the rebooted Star Trek movie series, it is indeed simply "Pon Farr" and it is apparently defined by, among other things, notes of orchid, nectarine, violet and patchouli.
http://tiny.cc/m0os001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2025 06:49 PM (6bTRc)
I'm sure that's nice but it's no Sex Panther, sixty percent of the time it works.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 16, 2025 06:51 PM (hs4ik)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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It can, have SoW Pete Hegseth invite Congress to test the newest rifles on the range.
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 06:51 PM (WDjG6)
Women of the 21st century: Not pullups--unless I have a schwanz.
Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2025 06:51 PM (krQz2)
How long before we see fist fights...
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2025 06:48 PM (cCfL4)
The sooner the better !
Posted by: Tammy Baldwin at September 16, 2025 06:51 PM (7Kd+r)
Posted by: BurtTC
A cheese grater has a purpose.
Posted by: Cheri at September 16, 2025 06:51 PM (oiNtH)
One definitely is more useful.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2025 06:51 PM (ynpvh)
http://tiny.cc/p0os001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2025 06:51 PM (6bTRc)
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2025 06:51 PM (+qU29)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2025 06:52 PM (lmTGO)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2025 06:52 PM (qpyNK)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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There are no words jim. Very sick burn. LOL.
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 06:52 PM (WDjG6)
Peacocks.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2025 06:48 PM (q7hip)
Staffers.
Obscure, unelected, and nameless.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2025 06:52 PM (2WIwB)
Well I'm glad they got the Patchouli in there because perfume is never complete without a little Patchouli.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2025 06:52 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2025 06:52 PM (snZF9)
http://tiny.cc/p0os001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2025 06:51 PM (6bTRc)
Yeesh. Those damn elbows. Every time!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2025 06:52 PM (q7hip)
And it probably doesn't differ too much in aroma as dried apricots through the final processing stage of the human digestive system.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 16, 2025 06:53 PM (a4flb)
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 16, 2025 06:51 PM (hs4ik)
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Colt 45 Malt Liquor works *every time.*
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2025 06:53 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2025 06:53 PM (ShAGL)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 16, 2025 06:53 PM (3wi/L)
FBI agents aren't expected to do pull-ups. What do you think the bar is for Congress? Yeah, no. Physical contact won't be happening. Maybe some spittle.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 16, 2025 06:54 PM (gLikB)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2025 06:52 PM (lmTGO)
I'm sure there AI for that...Oh Admiral Ackbar!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2025 06:54 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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That deserves to be a Mr. Wizard question from a kid right there. Maybe Mythbusters.
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 06:54 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2025 06:54 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 16, 2025 06:51 PM (hs4ik)
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Colt 45 Malt Liquor works *every time.*
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2025 06:53 PM (ZOv7s)
So does ether.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2025 06:54 PM (ExV1e)
FBI agents aren't expected to do pull-ups. What do you think the bar is for Congress? Yeah, no. Physical contact won't be happening. Maybe some spittle.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 16, 2025 06:54 PM (gLikB)
You get drunk at a bar, right?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2025 06:54 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 06:51 PM (WDjG6)
Fuck me, they'd wind up ceremonially declaring war on the Seychelles by accident somehow.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2025 06:54 PM (06Hmj)
Posted by: runner at September 16, 2025 06:55 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 06:45 PM (WDjG6)
It had gone off like bad mayonnaise in the hot sun.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2025 06:55 PM (spmPa)
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 06:51 PM (WDjG6)
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No, SIG P320s with rounds in the chamber and greased grips so they keep dropping them.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2025 06:55 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at September 16, 2025 06:55 PM (1Nv0l)
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 06:48 PM (WDjG6)
Too high profile.
Burundi is a better idea. Clinton sent Bob Krueger there after he was interim Senator from TX after Lloyd Bentsen vacated his Senate seat to become SecTreas. Krueger was then defeated in turn by KBH in a special election.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2025 06:55 PM (bPFPB)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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PSA--don't click on Ackbar's links or anger CBD for the Art Thread. Your image might get really real.
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 06:55 PM (WDjG6)
What was the temperature of the Governor's Mansion the night it was set on fire by a pro-Pali?
Posted by: Cheri at September 16, 2025 06:55 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2025 06:48 PM (cCfL4)
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Four senators immediately collapsed into fine dust when a physical altercation broke out in the world's oldest legislature by average age. Six others suffered shattered hips and a total of twelve remain in critical condition. It is likely that a quorum can be maintained, absent further scuffles.
Posted by: News From Tomorrow! at September 16, 2025 06:56 PM (6bTRc)
that's a good point -- NOW she acknowledges physical differences, huh?
Posted by: ace at September 16, 2025 06:56 PM (KRtlO)
Speaking of the rampant insanity --
Been watching the "I got fiiiiiired!" videos, and something these newly unemployed lefties cry about is how their jobs were their identities. ffs your job is not your identity. It's another mental health problem we seem to have right now, people so shallow you open their skull, pour in a job + someone else's opinions add water and stir.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2025 06:57 PM (cCfL4)
Burundi is a better idea. Clinton sent Bob Krueger there after he was interim Senator from TX after Lloyd Bentsen vacated his Senate seat to become SecTreas. Krueger was then defeated in turn by KBH in a special election.
Posted by: Cow Demon
Well, if you want really low key, you can send Shapiro to that country inside of South Africa we are going to send Maryland Man to--so crappy that they had to recently rename themselves to hide their past shame.
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 06:57 PM (WDjG6)
http://tiny.cc/p0os001
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Feed her a sandwich.
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at September 16, 2025 06:57 PM (1Nv0l)
Maize Hirono, Master Donut Hunter, thinks women in the nation's premier law enforcement agency can be incapable of doing pullups and still do the job?
Not according to every TV show that I've seen featuring the FBI.
Posted by: Speller at September 16, 2025 06:57 PM (pSotA)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2025 06:54 PM (63Dwl)
Until the next leftist atrocity? Fuck that, burn them while you can.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2025 06:57 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2025 06:48 PM (cCfL4)
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Just keep it out of the war room.
Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2025 06:57 PM (krQz2)
http://tiny.cc/p0os001
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Feed her a sandwich.
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at September 16, 2025 06:57 PM (1Nv0l)
She doesn't know how to make her own?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2025 06:58 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2025 06:59 PM (YwEeS)
What was the temperature of the Governor's Mansion the night it was set on fire by a pro-Pali?
Posted by: Cheri at September 16, 2025 06:55 PM (oiNtH)
Thats when you ask em if we are measuring in F or C...
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at September 16, 2025 06:59 PM (5m39u)
Fair enough. There may be some vomit with the spittle.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 16, 2025 06:59 PM (gLikB)
Posted by: Zombie Tony Curtis at September 16, 2025 06:59 PM (5rh/l)
Men can also spontaneously transform into chicks.
They are like Schroedingers cat. You don't know whether it's a man or a woman until the failure occurs.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2025 06:59 PM (q7hip)
Uh huh. Let's let Danny Defoe take this one
SIR Roger L'Estrange tell us a Story in his Collection of Fables, of the Cock and the Horses. The Cock was gotten to Roost in the Stable, among the Horses, and there being no Racks, or other Conveniencies for him, it seems, he was forc'd to roost upon the Ground; the Horses jostling about for room, and putting the Cock in danger of his Life, he gives them this grave Advice; Pray Gentlefolks let us stand still, for fear we should tread upon one another.
Posted by: gKWVE at September 16, 2025 07:00 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at September 16, 2025 06:57 PM (1Nv0l)
I don't understand these words in this order.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2025 07:00 PM (spmPa)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 16, 2025 06:54 PM (gLikB)
______________________________
Been there, done that. I don't recall the exact date. Maybe 1858 there was an all out brawl on the House Floor over Kansas state legislation that supported slavery. 30 to 40 House reps duking it out. It only stopped because one of the congressmen who had his wig ripped off, put it back on backwards accidentally causing everyone to laugh and calmed everyone down.
I think there was another incident where a SC Dem whacked a Mass republican over the head with a cane and knocked him out.
Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2025 07:00 PM (dIske)
Posted by: steevy
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With her background, she probably goes commando.
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 07:00 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2025 06:48 PM (cCfL4)
That'd be a step up in class.
From staffers shooting gay pr0n.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2025 07:00 PM (QPCEj)
"Women can literally do anything Men can do!"
"Women are Men and vice versa apparently I don't know I didn't major in Crotch Studies, did I?"
"Girls shouldn't have to do pullups that's lame!"
"*pull string* Math Is Harrrrrd!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2025 07:00 PM (06Hmj)
that's a good point -- NOW she acknowledges physical differences, huh?
Posted by: ace at September 16, 2025 06:56 PM (KRtlO)
I've found that must women like to deny physiological differences until it comes to their period, picking up something heavy, or opening a stuck jar lid.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2025 07:00 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at September 16, 2025 07:00 PM (1Nv0l)
Been watching the "I got fiiiiiired!" videos, and something these newly unemployed lefties cry about is how their jobs were their identities. ffs your job is not your identity. It's another mental health problem we seem to have right now, people so shallow you open their skull, pour in a job + someone else's opinions add water and stir.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2025 06:57 PM (cCfL4)
One girl that I saw was crying about being fired and she claimed her job was her identity and her job was training the alphabet kids on sex ed for some non profit. I'm guessing we were paying for her job too and I don't think they need to fill the vacancy.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 16, 2025 07:00 PM (hs4ik)
How long before we see fist fights like that Taiwanese parliament?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2025 06:48 PM (cCfL4)
Or that Indian one where they were breaking off the flexible mic stands and using them as clubs.
It's been a while since our legislature has had a good old-fashioned cane--thrashing.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2025 07:00 PM (qpyNK)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2025 07:00 PM (ynpvh)
What do you think the bar is for Congress? Yeah, no. Physical contact won't be happening. Maybe some spittle.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel
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Okay, so some tranny commits suicide, we trick them all into wearing a rainbow scarf and kneeling in the Rotunda, then run around and kick them over like lawn gnomes.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2025 07:00 PM (cCfL4)
The flooding is up to the first tread on my deck stairs. High tide was 5ish and should start going out.
Posted by: Accomack at September 16, 2025 07:01 PM (ldLe1)
Someone needs to tell McCormick to clear out his desk and vacate. He doesn't represent Conservatives if he is spouting that "Both Sides" blood libel. He is a hostage negotiator working for the Democrats.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 16, 2025 07:01 PM (a4flb)
I miss you, Scout.
Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo at September 16, 2025 07:01 PM (0aYVJ)
https://tinyurl.com/yc3pf5um
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2025 07:00 PM (ynpvh)
This pic truly captures her intellect and soul.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2025 07:01 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: steevy
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With her background, she probably goes commando.
Posted by: whig
So the staffers have to follow her with a mop?
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 16, 2025 07:01 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2025 06:57 PM (cCfL4)
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It is for many people. But it's *always* a livelihood.
And those getting fired are probably not Top Men in their organizations. They probably have a tenuous grip on employment in the first place, and know how brutal trying to get another job is going to be.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2025 07:02 PM (6bTRc)
Posted by: Orson
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That was actually really severe. Sen. Sumner suffered severe brain trauma and his health was never quite right after that. Forget the Fireeater S. Congress critter that did that but I seem to remember his constituents bought him a new cane and reelected him after he resigned over it.
A Congress critter also got murdered on the House steps to teh press gallery on the right side of the chamber. Blood stains still in the marble there.
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 07:02 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2025 06:39 PM (QPCEj)
One of these days a revolution has to occur. You can't have a nation that is run by executive orders and judicial decrees. You need a legislature that is run by serious men, who truly represent their voters.
You can't have reprobates all over the halls of congress, and you can't have 135 year old geriatrics like Grassley running committees.
I don't know what it's going to take, but reelecting the Lindsay Grahams and Tom Cottons, and Fruity Jim Lankford aren't the answer.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2025 07:02 PM (aDv+2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2025 06:54 PM (63Dwl)
A waste of time. The wrong people.will be watching.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2025 07:02 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Cray Cray
Do you mean here on aoshq because he has many distractors here that constantly want him replaced.
Posted by: old chick at September 16, 2025 07:02 PM (F3Dlr)
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2025 07:02 PM (YwEeS)
How long before we see fist fights like that Taiwanese parliament?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2025 06:48 PM (cCfL4)
Or that Indian one where they were breaking off the flexible mic stands and using them as clubs.
It's been a while since our legislature has had a good old-fashioned cane--thrashing.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2025 07:00 PM (qpyNK)
Some of the Dems would enjoy being on the receiving side...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2025 07:03 PM (ynpvh)
Guv Cox SHOULD be a brilliant conservative. He's actually from a rural Utah county; he went to my kids high school. My daughter is dating one of his nephews, I think is the relationship. The county he's from is so far right that half the time the elections are between the Republicans and the Constitution party candidate, and no Democrat on the ticket at all.
He's a super nice guy, wants to make sure urban areas like Salt Lake don't run the state... and he's squishier than a roll of Charmin. And I don't get it: his wife is smoking hot; great family... it doesn't make much sense. I THINK he's trying to do the whole "What would Jesus do" bit and defines that as "peace at all costs, even if it means surrender." He frequently posts about the need to find common ground and disagree peaceably. Which, you know, is great and admirable and all that, but it requires both sides to have integrity. And today's Democrats are not the Leibermann democrats of yore, where you could find common ground.
Posted by: SimoHayha at September 16, 2025 07:03 PM (Hb/H3)
Posted by: SpeakingOf
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Yard work. Clearing a clogged toilet. Plumbing in general. Anything involving physical wiring. Vehicle maintenance. Vehicle repairs. Construction....
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at September 16, 2025 07:03 PM (1Nv0l)
Posted by: She Hobbit
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Squiffer probably.
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 07:03 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: steevy
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With her background, she probably goes commando.
Posted by: whig
So the staffers have to follow her with a mop?
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 16, 2025 07:01 PM (ftFVW)
Well the mop dude was out of work with Biden retiring so...
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 16, 2025 07:03 PM (hs4ik)
Idk man I see women doing all those things in ads...
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2025 07:04 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2025 06:59 PM (YwEeS)
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Now, you've got me thinking of that vid of Mazie that was overdubbed with Mazie bragging that she's a girl who can "go to the potty all by myself".
That was quite funny.
Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2025 07:04 PM (krQz2)
Yard work. Clearing a clogged toilet. Plumbing in general. Anything involving physical wiring. Vehicle maintenance. Vehicle repairs. Construction....
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at September 16, 2025 07:03 PM (1Nv0l)
Spider killing
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 16, 2025 07:04 PM (hs4ik)
Posted by: SimoHayha at September 16, 2025 07:04 PM (Hb/H3)
What was the temperature of the Governor's Mansion the night it was set on fire by a pro-Pali?
Posted by: Cheri
Disco Inferno!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2025 07:04 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: steevy
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With her background, she probably goes commando.
Posted by: whig
So the staffers have to follow her with a mop?
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 16, 2025 07:01 PM (ftFVW)
Well the mop dude was out of work with Biden retiring so...
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 16, 2025 07:03 PM (hs4ik)
They don't make leaders like they used to...
Posted by: Groom of the Stool at September 16, 2025 07:05 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: JROD at September 16, 2025 07:05 PM (IrLy/)
One girl that I saw was crying about being fired and she claimed her job was her identity and her job was training the alphabet kids on sex ed for some non profit. I'm guessing we were paying for her job too and I don't think they need to fill the vacancy.
Posted by: CaliGirl
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Oh that's a great identity. I saw one bewailing her identity as a DEI something-or-other at a college. Hun, please bewail that deadened identity a little harder... my coffee needs sweetening.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2025 07:05 PM (cCfL4)
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 16, 2025 07:01 PM (ftFVW)
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* eyes shoot wide open *
* cringe of death *
* falls over *
Posted by: Jerry Nadler's Staff at September 16, 2025 07:05 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Jack Elam at September 16, 2025 07:05 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: SimoHayha
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People that want everyone to like them should never be in executive positions like governor. You are there for your political judgment, not to be liked. Notice the Walz, Newsome, Obama, Killary, Cuomo, etc. never worry about being liked by the general public even after they piss all over their constituents.
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 07:05 PM (WDjG6)
Getting that spider out of the bathtub.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2025 07:05 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2025 07:02 PM (YwEeS)
Oh, I've known plenty of women who'll take a shoe to a bug in a heart beat.
Some won't, but these are the special prissy girls who are too busy running around the room while they squeal like a little girl when they see a roach.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2025 07:06 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 16, 2025 07:01 PM (ftFVW)
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* eyes shoot wide open *
* cringe of death *
* falls over *
Posted by: Jerry Nadler's Staff at September 16, 2025 07:05 PM (krQz2)
Think of the dino poop in Jurassic Park...
Posted by: Groom of the Stool at September 16, 2025 07:06 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Groom of the Stool
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Hard to catch with a bucket when the Senator is on the move.
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 07:06 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 16, 2025 07:01 PM (a4flb)
I have no idea what Frankenfetterman believes, but I assume most Republicans in the congress are VERY disturbed by all this. When they say "both sides" they don't mean themselves. They mean both sides of the riff raff who make up the so-called electorate.
They're a uniparty, and they generally like having "us" divided, but when it gets serious like it is now, they get ascared, thinking we might storm the caste.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2025 07:07 PM (aDv+2)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2025 06:39 PM (QPCEj)
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What difference, at this point, does it make?
Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2025 07:07 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Groom of the Stool
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Hard to catch with a bucket when the Senator is on the move.
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 07:06 PM (WDjG6)
The wheeled ones janitors use.
Posted by: Groom of the Stool at September 16, 2025 07:07 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 16, 2025 07:07 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2025 07:07 PM (lmTGO)
Posted by: CaliGirl
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Jerry Nadler enters the chat...
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at September 16, 2025 07:08 PM (1Nv0l)
Comic strip B.C. One of my favorite strips. The Fat Broad (that's her character name) is in her cave, sees a mouse. She runs from the cave over to the tree, chops it down, butchers the thing, hauls all the wood back to the cave and with the mouse watching builds herself a chair to stand on and shriek. Instead of doing something about the mouse.
I thought it was funny at least.
Posted by: SimoHayha at September 16, 2025 07:08 PM (Hb/H3)
Posted by: Decaf at September 16, 2025 07:08 PM (unUNN)
I'm waiting for one of them to drop their trousers and do dick helicopters. I think that is the proper expression of contempt.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 16, 2025 07:08 PM (a4flb)
Posted by: PaleRider at September 16, 2025 07:08 PM (kdHU2)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Kind of a womanly trait, if you ask me.
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 16, 2025 07:09 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
I would guess that many of those employers were relieved to finally have justification to fire them.
Posted by: Cheri at September 16, 2025 07:09 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: SimoHayha at September 16, 2025 07:04 PM (Hb/H3)
Yeah, that's Schiff.
Swallowwell is the one who had the Chi Nah spy he was banging. Fang Fang.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2025 07:09 PM (aDv+2)
Or you don't get to evolve.
Posted by: Dreamingrobot at September 16, 2025 07:09 PM (FHIX6)
Posted by: Ed Buck at September 16, 2025 07:09 PM (CIRfI)
Posted by: CaliGirl
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Jerry Nadler enters the chat...
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at September 16, 2025 07:08 PM (1Nv0l)
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* slosh *
* slosh *
Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2025 07:09 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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People being brained with chairs...I think it was the Japanese Diet?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2025 07:09 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
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Evocative.
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at September 16, 2025 07:09 PM (1Nv0l)
Someone needs to tell McCormick to clear out his desk and vacate. He doesn't represent Conservatives if he is spouting that "Both Sides" blood libel. He is a hostage negotiator working for the Democrats.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure
The ole Uniparty reach around--you do me and I'll do you. What McCormick doesn't know is Fetterman will still bury the knife between his shoulder blades when expedient.
Aesop called out proto-Democrats as Scorpions in his Scorpion and the Frog anecdote. That is who they are.
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 07:09 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2025 07:09 PM (mFSH6)
Posted by: CaliGirl
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Not funny.
Posted by: Jack Elam at September 16, 2025 07:05 PM (XeU6L)
Yeah it is!
Posted by: Marty Feldman at September 16, 2025 07:09 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: CaliGirl
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Not funny.
Posted by: Jack Elam at September 16, 2025 07:05 PM (XeU6L)
Look me in the eye !
hahahaha
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 16, 2025 07:09 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: wth at September 16, 2025 07:09 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 16, 2025 07:09 PM (dk17i)
Sorry about Governor Cox, everyone. I have no idea what's up with him.
Posted by: SimoHayha
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It's something about Animalo Politicus, this willingness to cave on principles and values in order to appeal to the widest voting and donating base possible.
I don't know if it's a characteristic of people entering politics, or whether it infects their brains and souls once they're in.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2025 07:09 PM (cCfL4)
Posted by: Ed Buck at September 16, 2025 07:09 PM (CIRfI)
A professional liar, amongst others.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2025 07:10 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2025 06:57 PM (cCfL4)
Forgetting the subject matter for just a second but as any kind of employer would you want to keep an employee who publicly displays that level of emotional incontinence, complete lack of discretion, and total disregard for how it reflects on the business? And yet they are shocked, SHOCKED at the consequences of vomiting their Id all over the internet.
Posted by: Nobody wants a loose cannon at September 16, 2025 07:10 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: PaleRider at September 16, 2025 07:10 PM (kdHU2)
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at September 16, 2025 07:08 PM (1Nv0l)
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* slosh *
* slosh *
Posted by: Axeman
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Throw in a couple 'waddles'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2025 07:10 PM (XeU6L)
The recent events in Nepal were inspiring.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 16, 2025 07:10 PM (a4flb)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2025 07:06 PM (6ydKt)
"Honey, when you passed out and the rat ran across your face, I thought you were a goner! .... just kidding!"
And then everything went black.
Posted by: mrp at September 16, 2025 07:10 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: wth at September 16, 2025 07:11 PM (v0R5T)
And he looks at me and tetchily whines that I should maybe do something because it's getting too hot in here?
Fuck you.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2025 07:11 PM (06Hmj)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 16, 2025 07:11 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2025 07:09 PM (mFSH6)
Badass
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 16, 2025 07:11 PM (NtVYv)
'Did it magically make it from the ass to the ovum?'
Her mother sleeps on her belly. Gravity got it there.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 16, 2025 07:11 PM (3wi/L)
Someone needs to tell McCormick to clear out his desk and vacate. He doesn't represent Conservatives if he is spouting that "Both Sides" blood libel. He is a hostage negotiator working for the Democrats.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure
The ole Uniparty reach around--you do me and I'll do you. What McCormick doesn't know is Fetterman will still bury the knife between his shoulder blades when expedient.
Aesop called out proto-Democrats as Scorpions in his Scorpion and the Frog anecdote. That is who they are.
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 07:09 PM (WDjG6)
It's just business. Nothing personal.
Posted by: Fetterman at September 16, 2025 07:12 PM (wVcYX)
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Because he still believes there are "good Democrats."
Even after a "good Democrat" murdered Kirk in cold blood.
Because all he knows are powerless Democrats.
They are tame as kittens.
He has no dealings with Democrats in power. Complete power.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 16, 2025 07:12 PM (KQHym)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2025 07:12 PM (ppG5b)
Posted by: mrp at September 16, 2025 07:10 PM (rj6Yv)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0E9urVs-2o
Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2025 07:12 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at
This comment makes me miss the '80s. 😊
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2025 07:12 PM (PcTds)
Posted by: Nobody wants a loose cannon at September 16, 2025 07:10 PM (TbWk/)
Well... most of them appear to be teachers, followed by government drones, followed by nurses (sorry NR but there are a lot of questionable people in your profession)... the remaining that I've seen are a motley assortment.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2025 07:12 PM (ExV1e)
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This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Thom Tillis at September 16, 2025 07:12 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: wth at September 16, 2025 07:11 PM (v0R5T)
I think she's eaten one too many pu pu platters...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2025 07:13 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Eeyore at September 16, 2025 07:13 PM (s0JqF)
Posted by: wth at September 16, 2025 07:11 PM (v0R5T)
Raised as a Poi Hawaiin child?
Posted by: Marty Feldman at September 16, 2025 07:13 PM (mP0Kj)
I'll settle for kilt.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 16, 2025 07:13 PM (dk17i)
Forgetting the subject matter for just a second but as any kind of employer would you want to keep an employee who publicly displays that level of emotional incontinence, complete lack of discretion, and total disregard for how it reflects on the business? And yet they are shocked, SHOCKED at the consequences of vomiting their Id all over the internet.
Posted by: Nobody wants a loose cannon at September 16, 2025 07:10 PM (TbWk/)
I'm willing to bet each of these cretins was a problem employee, probably making formal complaints that the company wasn't doing land acknowledgments every morning.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 16, 2025 07:13 PM (hs4ik)
"Gosh, Mr. FBI Director, I had the FBI's Most Wanted White Man cornered but he overpowered me, took my gun, and used it to kill 5 other agents while escaping. I'm kind of sorry, I guess, sir."
"Don't worry, Xochitl, we're still going to give you the award for Best Overweight Female Agent of The Year. And your early promotion to GS-15 will stay on-track so we can meet our minority promotion quota."
- In the alternate universe where Kammie was elected President.
Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2025 07:13 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2025 07:13 PM (+qU29)
Posted by: Crusader at September 16, 2025 07:14 PM (TN0g+)
Maize Hirono is running neck and neck with flatworms for the dumbest species.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2025 07:14 PM (Riz8t)
Women of the 21st century: Not pullups--unless I have a schwanz.
Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2025 06:51 PM (krQz2)
Also: Women will be the brains of the operation, men the brawn. See? We're complimentary!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2025 07:14 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 16, 2025 07:11 PM (u82oZ)
Many (most?) of them have never been in Congress at a point where the budget wasn't just a last minute "next verse, same as the first... but more" sort of deal - barring this year's pseudo-budget.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2025 07:15 PM (ExV1e)
Forgetting the subject matter for just a second but as any kind of employer would you want to keep an employee who publicly displays that level of emotional incontinence, complete lack of discretion, and total disregard for how it reflects on the business? And yet they are shocked, SHOCKED at the consequences of vomiting their Id all over the internet.
Posted by: Nobody wants a loose cannon
Unfortunately, you just described the electorate electing their officials to 'serve them'. Guess we are pretty bad bosses to have such shitty hires.
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 07:15 PM (WDjG6)
Video games do promote violence. Look at all the game devs celebrating the murder of Charlie Kirk.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2025 07:15 PM (DQm1X)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2025 07:07 PM (lmTGO)
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Too many coincidences, I don't believe in coincidences, not in this case.
First, the SLC FBI chief is removed a few weeks before the assassination. Did Patel notice something not right with the chief?
A "Republican" governor who has a "both sides" responsible attitude. In the initial media briefing he seemed too cheerful, not at all somber as the situation required.
An old Antifa guy on the ground ready to divert the police attention from the real shooter.
Phone messages that don't seem to indicate an awareness of things on the ground that a fleeing killer would not able to know.
Posted by: Decaf at September 16, 2025 07:15 PM (unUNN)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2025 07:16 PM (ynpvh)
And I liked All The President's Men and Three Days of the Condor.
The Sting is a great film and so was The Natural, great baseball flick.
He played a pretty decent corrupt senator in Captain America: Winter Soldier, which is the last thing I've seen him in that I can recall.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2025 07:16 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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I think Trump is playing Brer Rabbit here and daring the Dems to throw him in that briar patch of a shutdown. Hopefully the GOP leadership is on the same page. But I am guessing, perhaps the NDAA will be passed before then or not.
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 07:17 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 16, 2025 07:17 PM (fNRF5)
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2025 07:17 PM (+qU29)
Without the ability to pass a real budget, Congress is actually powerless.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 16, 2025 07:11 PM (u82oZ)
Maybe the government could - (*ponders*) - do fewer things so that coming up with a budget is easier.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2025 07:17 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: wth at September 16, 2025 07:18 PM (v0R5T)
The recent events in Nepal were inspiring.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 16, 2025 07:10 PM (a4flb)
They make a lot of mouth noises about J6 being a scary insurrection, but I suspect that, deep down, they know.
I imagine Charlie Kirk's assassination and the aftermath has made Nepal more real for them.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2025 07:18 PM (spmPa)
Wind Sock, Chip Roy, rep from Austin TX is running for Atty Gen, Ken Paxton's seat.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2025 07:18 PM (Dzytg)
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 16, 2025 07:10 PM (a4flb)
I do believe a lot of those congresscritters really did think J6 was an insurrection, because they know how much their power is an illusion.
It only exists because we, the people, agree it exists. If we ever really decide it doesn't, all their rules and pomp and meager security will NOT protect them.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2025 07:18 PM (aDv+2)
Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2025 06:26 PM (dIske)
Scratch Full as the limit..they broke the scale
Posted by: A dude in MI at September 16, 2025 07:18 PM (/6GbT)
Phone messages that don't seem to indicate an awareness of things on the ground that a fleeing killer would not able to know.
Posted by: Decaf at September 16, 2025 07:15 PM (unUNN)
His boyfriend was aware of the bullets being marked up with leftist slogans. They messed up their script.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 16, 2025 07:18 PM (hs4ik)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2025 06:57 PM (cCfL4)
All butt hurt for losing their job over something they said when what they said was about someone losing his life.
Fools.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2025 07:18 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Haters?
Criminals?
Mental patients?
Grifters?
Sexual Deviants?
Drug abusers?
I'm dying here to know the answer.
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 07:18 PM (WDjG6)
But they have overruled Cox on Cox's former trans veto. In fact they overrule a lot of Cox's vetos.
Of course, they also are trying to take down the Utah Supreme Court for some bizarre reason, so it's a very mixed bag with the Utah Legislature. At least they usually ignore all the Democrats. Of which there are very few, thankfully.
Posted by: SimoHayha at September 16, 2025 07:19 PM (Hb/H3)
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He might have been buying her dinner, and taking her on trips, but I'm not convinced even a Chi Nah spy would have to actually put out to get intel from a flouncer like Swallowwell.
Posted by: Crusader at September 16, 2025 07:19 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2025 07:13 PM (ynpvh)
(interest intensifies)
Posted by: The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker at September 16, 2025 07:19 PM (qpyNK)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Who Has Had About Enough! at September 16, 2025 07:19 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Well, that's just fascist talk.
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 16, 2025 07:19 PM (fNRF5)
'Spider killing'
I made my 19 year old daughter kill her own spider recently. She was so unhappy.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 16, 2025 07:19 PM (3wi/L)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
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Christmas Romanian Style.
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 07:19 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2025 07:19 PM (XeU6L)
All law enforcement officers should be held to minimum fitness standards that they must be tested on annually as a condition of continued employment. These weak fat slobs in uniforms are a disgrace and a danger to the public and to themselves. Goes for men and women. There should also be annual psych evals.
Posted by: Badged blubber is a bad look at September 16, 2025 07:19 PM (TbWk/)
U.S.A.'s two best states advocates, seats vacated.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2025 07:20 PM (Dzytg)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2025 06:33 PM (spmPa)
Word.
Posted by: C. Booger's gerbil at September 16, 2025 07:20 PM (8hxDK)
If you want to see the biggest fraud to ever park his ample ass in a Senate seat during the postwar period, look no further than Mitch "The Turtle King" McConnell.
Nobody but nobody has ever pulled off a fraud at the enormous scale he has. And nobody but nobody has ever been more unctuous - even his scum-sweating mentor Haley Barbour.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2025 07:20 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2025 07:20 PM (QPCEj)
I imagine Charlie Kirk's assassination and the aftermath has made Nepal more real for them.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
They KNOW we had no weapons and if we were hunting them, their heads would be adorning our walls.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2025 07:20 PM (rYMt6)
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2025 07:17 PM (+qU29)
I hope they all are fired and never around children. I'm so shocked at this behavior when I really shouldn't be and all I can think is how many love what happened but have the sense to not say it publicly and I don't know how to fix it.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 16, 2025 07:20 PM (hs4ik)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2025 07:18 PM (spmPa)
I used to think the prevailing attitude was "come on you stupid rednecks, start fighting back so we can tear this shit down and have a real revolution and pretend you started it!"
Instead, I now think the leftover B-team in charge now thought "wow these rednecks won't fight over anything, will they? We're invincible!"
And then last week happened.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2025 07:21 PM (06Hmj)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 16, 2025 07:19 PM (3wi/L)
That would have been fun to watch.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2025 07:21 PM (spmPa)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2025 07:21 PM (ExV1e)
It's in their DNA. They don't have the pull-up gene.
My god, the stupidity. It hurts.
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And as stupid as it is, she is smarter than those who can't define woman, and those who say there are no differences between men and women.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2025 07:21 PM (PcTds)
Sara Rose makes a valid point. There ARE different levels of retard.
Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2025 06:26 PM (dIske)
"Retarded" was once the polite euphemism for the different levels of "moron", "imbecile" and "idiot".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2025 07:21 PM (tgvbd)
Criminals?
Mental patients?
Grifters?
Sexual Deviants?
Drug abusers?
I'm dying here to know the answer.
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 07:18 PM (WDjG6)
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and Methodists.
Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2025 07:21 PM (krQz2)
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Even more basic: if it IS "your identity", then how about you shut your mouth and do your job rather than jeopardizing it by showing the world how insensitive and abjectly *stupid* you are?
Posted by: Crusader at September 16, 2025 07:21 PM (TN0g+)
If you want to see the biggest fraud to ever park his ample ass in a Senate seat during the postwar period, look no further than Mitch "The Turtle King" McConnell.
Nobody but nobody has ever pulled off a fraud at the enormous scale he has. And nobody but nobody has ever been more unctuous - even his scum-sweating mentor Haley Barbour.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2025 07:20 PM (BI5O2)
Yeah, he makes Trent Lott seem reputable.
It's an accomplishment of sorts.
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Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 07:21 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2025 06:57 PM (cCfL4)
All butt hurt for losing their job over something they said when what they said was about someone losing his life.
Fools.
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Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 16, 2025 07:11 PM (u82oZ)
In a sense, I guess that's true. They have other duties of course, but you've already abdicated your one most important duty.
So when fed agencies and NGOs just go around ruling the people in all the various ways they do, Congress just shrugs and says "let's have a hearing on that."
Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2025 07:22 PM (aDv+2)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 16, 2025 07:23 PM (3wi/L)
"Retarded" was once the polite euphemism for the different levels of "moron", "imbecile" and "idiot".
Posted by: Hadrian
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'Dunderhead'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2025 07:23 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2025 07:19 PM (XeU6L)
I've seen that one a few times, too.
He was good in that.
As big as star as Redford was, he only did about 50 films over a 60 year career.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2025 07:23 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2025 07:24 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: JackStraw
I know I enjoyed that aspect.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2025 07:24 PM (PcTds)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2025 07:21 PM (06Hmj)
The switch analogy is simple but useful.
For all their bluster about both sides, the left really scared themselves last week that they are on the precipice of receiving some both sides.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2025 07:24 PM (spmPa)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2025 07:24 PM (mFSH6)
August 1963
My Dearest Marina,
I know this separation has been a hardship for you, especially in Dallas during the summertime. How you must long for my presence as much as you long for the wheat fields of your Motherland! I cannot tell what my business is right now, but by the end of the year the whole wide world will know.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at September 16, 2025 07:27 PM (1Ze+P)
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Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2025 07:17 PM (+qU29)
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It's amazing how permissive this society has become.
Thanks SCOTUS.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2025 07:39 PM (Dzytg)
Posted by: Skip
PA? You're in a collar county so you'll be sorry you asked.
AI - +4
Pennsylvania doesn't have specific "hate speech" laws, but rather prohibits ethnic intimidation, which is a criminal offense that elevates other crimes when they are motivated by bias against a victim's race, color, religion, national origin, ancestry, disability, sexual orientation, gender, or gender identity. The state's laws protect freedom of speech under the First Amendment, but acts of violence or threats fueled by prejudice are subject to prosecution under the ethnic intimidation statutes.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at September 16, 2025 07:40 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Philip Nolan at September 16, 2025 07:42 PM (1kQia)
Pro tip:
Don't mess with Ben Had. She can give you a heartwarming hug, or kick your ass.
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Posted by: CaliGirl at September 16, 2025 06:23
I agree CaliGirl. But isn't that kinda sexist? Can't we find a male senator as dumb?
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