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Egg with Legs and Town Pump Porkchop Fani Willis Permanently Disqualified from Prosecuting the Indictments She Conjured Against Trump

Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq., hardest hit, as are his Sexual Law associates Lance Clamstabber and Rex DeQuim. They will no longer be making hundreds of thousands of dollars on a case they have no qualifications for apart from their ability to maintain an erection in the face of Fani's weapons-grade fromunda stank.

So a lower court had already barred her for any further involvement in this case she contrived for partisan reasons, and now the Georgia Supreme Court leaves that ruling in place. There is no further appeal. She's done.

Below, the post from Jeff Clark, who was one of the people persecuted by this evil whore. I've added some words he absent-mindedly forgot to include.

Jeff Clark
@JeffClarkUS

I'm pleased to announce that Bloated Sow Fani Willis has now been permanently disqualified from prosecuting the indictment that she brought against President Trump, me, and many others.

The Georgia Supreme Court denied cert to Porky Perjurer Fani Willis, who was attempting to get that Court to take her case, so that she could try to get un-disqualified after the Georgia Court of Appeals threw her off the case which took a lot of strength because dis bitch weigh three bill twenty.

The case now moves to the Prosecuting Attorneys Council of Georgia. They will decide on a replacement for Willis and her ginormous gunt in all of its floppy Lovecraftian horror.

Praise the Lord for progress in this case. It never should have been brought in the first place. Fani Willis will now be free to spend more time with the tens of thousands of dollars she claims she stashes around her house, and her collection of industrial strength Female Massage Wands.

NY Post, likewise with emendations:

Fulton County District Attorney and Last Resort Hook-Up Fani Willis on Tuesday lost her bid to get back on the Georgia election interference case against President Trump -- who celebrated by calling her a "disaster."

The embattled, enTwinkied prosecutor and future Mukbang content creator was booted from the high-profile case in December by the Georgia Court of Appeals, which cited the "appearance of impropriety" and "general grossness" over her affair with the special prosecutor and booty-servicing "King of Sting" Nathan Wade leading the case.

Georgia's top court said Tuesday that it would not consider reversing a lower court's ruling.

Trump cheered the decision on the White House lawn just before he departed for the UK -- arguing that the felonious swampass Willis should be prosecuted.

We were unable to obtain comment from her gnarly quim.


Posted by: Ace at 01:11 PM




Comments

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1 FIRST WITH THE BLADE

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 16, 2025 01:11 PM (iFTx/)

2 BLADE IS FIRST

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 16, 2025 01:12 PM (iFTx/)

3
You just can't handle a STRONG! BLACK! WOMAN!!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2025 01:12 PM (tgvbd)

4 If any moron is looking for a new name Rex DeQuim is far from the worst choice

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2025 01:13 PM (sKqQm)

5 Nude Fani Willis

Only Fans can save her now.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2025 01:13 PM (2iQfc)

6 Willis get Indian name, "Vexatious Litigant".

Posted by: gKWVE at September 16, 2025 01:13 PM (gKWVE)

7 and it works on two levels

Rex as in sounds like wrecks
and Rex as in king of

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2025 01:13 PM (sKqQm)

8 Black women is any sort of position of power just continue to reinforce racist stereotypes.

Posted by: Leupold at September 16, 2025 01:13 PM (4pwAx)

9 Didn't people plead guilty in this travesty? What happens to them?

Posted by: toby928 at September 16, 2025 01:13 PM (jc0TO)

10 I've been saying for some time now that these diversity "women of color" are a real problem for the Dims. They get over-promoted and go all apeshit "speaking their truth". Dims need a slow "boiling of the frog", and crazed black women yelling about oppression while assaulting people like that bint at Texas Tech are guaranteed to wake up even the sleepiest of frogs.

Posted by: The Lower Depths at September 16, 2025 01:14 PM (Dg7ng)

11 ace uses his keyboard prettier than a $20 whore

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2025 01:14 PM (wVcYX)

12 although Porky Perjurer is a good one.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 16, 2025 01:14 PM (gKWVE)

13 If any moron is looking for a new name Rex DeQuim is far from the worst choice

Yeah, I'm gonna stop you there. Lance Clamstabber is the clear winner.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2025 01:14 PM (Riz8t)

14 Fani should read up on what happened to Nifong.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2025 01:14 PM (2iQfc)

15 The F'n case should have been disqualified; it was a pile of dung since it was shat out by the Biden administration.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2025 01:14 PM (ynpvh)

16
Dat gurl still got the gorilla grip !

Posted by: Scurrilous Darious Clamdigger at September 16, 2025 01:14 PM (NtVYv)

17 Ace does have a way with words!

Posted by: Josephistan at September 16, 2025 01:15 PM (FLx59)

18 11 ace uses his keyboard prettier than a $20 whore

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2025 01:14 PM (wVcYX)

I believe whores aren't known for their keyboarding skills...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2025 01:15 PM (ynpvh)

19 This is progress. Now that entire case needs to be dismissed with prejudice and Trump offered an apology from the court for being maliciously prosecuted.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 16, 2025 01:15 PM (0N4FZ)

20 Egg with Legs and Town Pump Porkchop Fani Willis


It used to be called a Jumpoline until you got on it Fani.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2025 01:15 PM (rYMt6)

21 Good Lord thank you. It shouldn't have come to this.

Posted by: mishdog at September 16, 2025 01:15 PM (Mfik9)

22
Didn't people plead guilty in this travesty? What happens to them?
Posted by: toby928 at September 16, 2025 01:13 PM (jc0TO)

_______

SOL, it seems. Should have had a backbone.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2025 01:15 PM (tgvbd)

23 Rex DeQuim


/slaps self on forehead

Posted by: The San Fernando Valley at September 16, 2025 01:15 PM (pIfcn)

24 Jeff Clark
@JeffClarkUS
I'm pleased to announce that Bloated Sow Fani Willis has now been permanently disqualified from prosecuting the indictment that she brought against President Trump, me, and many others.


You'll be hearing from our attorneys. -- International Sisterhood of Bloated Sows, Local 419

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2025 01:16 PM (ExV1e)

25
I believe whores aren't known for their keyboarding skills...


It is a required skill nowadays for an OF girl...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2025 01:16 PM (sKqQm)

26 Silly black women basically bankrupted Rudy Giuliani for him basically calling out suspicious behavior as an attorney.

It still irritates me he was railroaded like that in some black district.

Posted by: Leupold at September 16, 2025 01:16 PM (4pwAx)

27 Great news about this DEI scunt whore and her flappy gaping front murder hole where dicks go to die.

But yesterday, there was bad news about another DEI scunt whore. The DC appeals court ruled (2-1) that Trump can't fire Lisa Cook while her case is pending. Trump could try to take it to SCOTUS, but in the meantime she is still on the Fed and participating in today's meeting.

As I mentioned before, I saw this coming a mile away. The judges themselves are almost certainly doing what this whore did on mortgage applications.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 16, 2025 01:17 PM (iFTx/)

28 Is she still the gubernator of Georgia?

Posted by: I can't keep up at September 16, 2025 01:17 PM (R8eUc)

29
Now that entire case needs to be dismissed with prejudice and Trump offered an apology from the court for being maliciously prosecuted.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 16, 2025 01:15 PM (0N4FZ)

________

And ice cream. Two scoops for everyone.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2025 01:17 PM (tgvbd)

30 Lance Clamstabber is the clear winner.
Posted by: Archimedes


Ima use that name at the next restaurant I go to where they ask for a name.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2025 01:17 PM (rYMt6)

31 Saw Egg with Legs open for Hooty and The Blowfish at the Gorge in '95.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 16, 2025 01:17 PM (abIsI)

32 If you are allergic to Rex DeQuin, stop taking Rex DeQuinn

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2025 01:17 PM (2iQfc)

33 When ace brings the cruelty, he never disappoints!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2025 01:17 PM (7fElN)

34 29
Now that entire case needs to be dismissed with prejudice and Trump offered an apology from the court for being maliciously prosecuted.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 16, 2025 01:15 PM (0N4FZ)

________

And ice cream. Two scoops for everyone.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2025 01:17 PM (tgvbd)

Did someone say ice cream?

Posted by: Joey at September 16, 2025 01:17 PM (ynpvh)

35 I believe whores aren't known for their keyboarding skills...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2025 01:15 PM (ynpvh)


You'd be surprised. -- OF 'models'

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2025 01:17 PM (ExV1e)

36
LAtht time I saw an ath like dat it was towin a wagon

Posted by: Scurrilous Darious Clamdigger at September 16, 2025 01:18 PM (NtVYv)

37 Sweetdick will kick Fani to the curb now that her power is fading. She's still got possible bar sanctions coming including possible disbarment. Don't be Fani, sucks to be Fani

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2025 01:18 PM (lmTGO)

38 Black women is any sort of position of power just continue to reinforce racist stereotypes.
---
They put on this minstrel show for their leftist paymasters.

And turn around and complain the rest of us notice how disgusting it is; the acting down to the lowest common denominator.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 16, 2025 01:18 PM (KQHym)

39 Breaking! New delicious lunch! Plain rice cake, smoosh a fig on it, add a piece of harvarti, a little sliced grilled chicken breast and a sprinkle of black garlic sesame finishing salt.

Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2025 01:18 PM (OoFl2)

40 Lance Clamstabber?

"What about me!" - Lance Twiggs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2025 01:18 PM (2iQfc)

41
Scurrilous Darius must repent.

and get checked for rabies

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 16, 2025 01:18 PM (NtVYv)

42
This means Hillary becomes POTUS, right?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2025 01:19 PM (tgvbd)

43 I'm watching the Charlie Kirk show on YouTube and there's this dude in one of the clips who looks like a Mexican Castiel from Supernatural.

Posted by: mishdog at September 16, 2025 01:19 PM (Mfik9)

44 BREAKING: New York Court Tosses Terror Charges Against Mangione.

“In the end, this really belongs in a federal court anyway. The DoJ can pursue this as a domestic terrorism case if they choose; at the moment, they have not yet escalated it to that point, but AG Pam Bondi has already ordered prosecutors to seek the death penalty. After this ruling, we can probably expect the DoJ to push for an accelerated trial schedule to eclipse the New York state courts and settle this matter for good. Once the DoJ wins a conviction and sentence — which would be a minimum of life without parole — Judge Carro’s courtroom will be nothing more than an anti-climactic sideshow.”


https://is.gd/OVmXBu

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2025 01:19 PM (Riz8t)

45 35 I believe whores aren't known for their keyboarding skills...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2025 01:15 PM (ynpvh)

You'd be surprised. -- OF 'models'

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2025 01:17 PM (ExV1e)

So, is the case of, "Not all whores are OF models, but all OF models..."?

Posted by: Joey at September 16, 2025 01:19 PM (ynpvh)

46 Cruel Ace is the best Ace.

Posted by: Some Moron at September 16, 2025 01:19 PM (Yt3ED)

47 There was a radio add for a, uh, gentlemen's club in my area for a while for "Legs and Eggs" which was apparently a breakfast deal at the local strip joint.

And TBH I'm having trouble thinking of two things that go to together worse then naked people and breakfast food

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2025 01:19 PM (sKqQm)

48 "I would not touch that"

-- The Paolo

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 16, 2025 01:19 PM (iFTx/)

49 > Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq., hardest hit

Don't forget Jenna Ellis. She hitched her wagon to the Fanny investigation and totally destroyed her career.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2025 01:19 PM (lIio7)

50 Lance Clamstabber?

"What about me!" - Lance Twiggs.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2025 01:18 PM (2iQfc)

NO TWIG AND BERRIES !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 16, 2025 01:19 PM (NtVYv)

51 I think overturning Alvin Braggs BS 34 felonies is the last item to rectify in the Dems legal war on Trump. They are cling to that one like The Precious. Well, putting these DA's in jail would be a nice touch.

Posted by: Ripley at September 16, 2025 01:19 PM (GUOwU)

52 Yeah, I'm gonna stop you there. Lance Clamstabber is the clear winner.
Posted by:


Lance Clamstabber, Esq. thank you very much.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 16, 2025 01:19 PM (n4GiU)

53 >>>They will decide on a replacement for Willis and her ginormous gunt in all of its floppy Lovecraftian horror.

VDH approved.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2025 01:19 PM (i24o9)

54 Isn't there some sort of lawsuit unrelated to Trump Fanni's been hit with?

Or is that one of the other black eggs with legs?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2025 01:19 PM (Q4IgG)

55 Take a load off Fani.

Posted by: And put it right on me at September 16, 2025 01:19 PM (R8eUc)

56 Fani will wind up with a sinecure at Emory or UGA.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 16, 2025 01:19 PM (rJ48h)

57 Scurrilous Darius must repent.

That's one squirrel that did in fact get a nut

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2025 01:19 PM (sKqQm)

58 Hey!!! I have some Georgia Trivia:

The first Female US Senator ever to serve was Rebecca Latimer Felton. She was from Georgia AND A DEMOCRAT (capitals used there so no one is confused when I provide the "Rest of the Story").

DEMOCRAT, Senator Felton had some curious views, and wasn't afraid to share them. For example, she called young black men "half-crazed gorillas", and advocated pretty hard for "black lynching."

She was, however, an advocate for women's rights.

Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2025 01:20 PM (dIske)

59 And TBH I'm having trouble thinking of two things that go to together worse then naked people and breakfast food
Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2025 01:19 PM (sKqQm)

I do not like green eggs and clam

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 16, 2025 01:20 PM (NtVYv)

60 51 I think overturning Alvin Braggs BS 34 felonies is the last item to rectify in the Dems legal war on Trump. They are cling to that one like The Precious. Well, putting these DA's in jail would be a nice touch.
Posted by: Ripley at September 16, 2025 01:19 PM (GUOwU)

=======

Getting that conviction overturned completely will break the left. Well, more. It will break them more.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 01:20 PM (GBKbO)

61 "Felonius Swampass."

One of your best, Ace.

Posted by: Beverly at September 16, 2025 01:20 PM (Epeb0)

62 >>>The embattled, enTwinkied prosecutor and future Mukbang content creator was booted from the high-profile case in December by the Georgia Court of Appeals, which cited the "appearance of impropriety" and "general grossness" over her affair with the special prosecutor and booty-servicing "King of Sting" Nathan Wade leading the case.

lol

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2025 01:20 PM (i24o9)

63 30 Lance Clamstabber is the clear winner.
______

Pffft.

Posted by: Turgid Quimwriggler at September 16, 2025 01:20 PM (Dv3i1)

64 But yesterday, there was bad news about another DEI scunt whore. The DC appeals court ruled (2-1) that Trump can't fire Lisa Cook while her case is pending. Trump could try to take it to SCOTUS, but in the meantime she is still on the Fed and participating in today's meeting.

As I mentioned before, I saw this coming a mile away. The judges themselves are almost certainly doing what this whore did on mortgage applications.
Posted by: Elric The Blade


===

Everything that runs through DC it seems will have to go to the SC.

I wonder if that pisses off the conservatives to rule even more conservative-ly that they keep having to intervene.

Trump has presented cause and you don't get some due process court battle to fire someone.

If Trump can't fire her, who can? Every agency has to have one of the branches of government it's accountable to, Fed is Executive.

Posted by: Leupold at September 16, 2025 01:20 PM (4pwAx)

65 Coninued from #44:

Judge Gregory Carro tossed out the top counts against Mangione of first-degree murder and terrorism, although he still faces second-dgree murder charges from state prosecutors:

A judge has thrown out the top counts in Luigi Mangione’s state murder case – rejecting claims that the accused killer can be charged as a terrorist — in a huge blow to prosecutors.

In a ruling released Tuesday, Judge Gregory Carro tossed charges of murder in the first degree as an act of terrorism and murder in the second degree as a crime of terrorism against the 27-year-old Ivy League grad.

The judge did keep alive Mangione’s other second-degree murder charge. The decision means that Mangione still faces 25-years-to-life in the state case, but not the 25 years to life without the possibility of parole that he had been facing.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2025 01:21 PM (Riz8t)

66 Town Pump Porkchop Fani Willis

You're flattering her.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 16, 2025 01:21 PM (0Htd1)

67 More like "take a loaf off Fani."

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2025 01:21 PM (2iQfc)

68 "which was apparently a breakfast deal at the local strip joint."

Sounds good until you get there.

Posted by: As Dennis Miller used to say at September 16, 2025 01:21 PM (R8eUc)

69 Hochul endorsed Mamdani. She looks like a deer in the headlights. She is stupid , corrupt and it looks like she's starting to figure out how much she is screwed

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2025 01:21 PM (lmTGO)

70 64 But yesterday, there was bad news about another DEI scunt whore. The DC appeals court ruled (2-1) that Trump can't fire Lisa Cook while her case is pending. Trump could try to take it to SCOTUS, but in the meantime she is still on the Fed and participating in today's meeting.

As I mentioned before, I saw this coming a mile away. The judges themselves are almost certainly doing what this whore did on mortgage applications.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

======

Katsas' dissent is going to become the SCOTUS 6-3 decision.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 01:21 PM (GBKbO)

71 "Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq., hardest hit, as are his Sexual Law associates Lance Clamstabber and Rex DeQuim. They will no longer be making hundreds of thousands of dollars on a case they have no qualifications for apart from their ability to maintain an erection in the face of Fani's weapons-grade fromunda stank."

Wow. That's just... poetry.

Posted by: Prickly Pete Salmonella at September 16, 2025 01:22 PM (dFG8E)

72 I wonder if they can link Artic Frost to these prosecutions since it's very likely that there was federal coordination of Trump's prosecutions.

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2025 01:22 PM (Q4cxx)

73 So, technically, she is supposed to turn the entire file over to the GA commission.

Would that include all internal emails and discussions?

LOL.
Even if it did, you know she won't.

But, how fun will it be if the Commission says, "hey, this file is a little light. Send over the internal emails and discussions."

Because you and I know:
There are emails to and from the White House.
On non .gov accounts.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 16, 2025 01:22 PM (KQHym)

74 And TBH I'm having trouble thinking of two things that go to together worse then naked people and breakfast food
Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2025 01:19 PM (sKqQm)

I do not like green eggs and clam

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 16, 2025 01:20 PM (NtVYv)

Won't you eat them while entwined?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2025 01:22 PM (i24o9)

75 Bookin' cabins as we speak, Boss!

Posted by: Nathan Wade, Esq. at September 16, 2025 01:22 PM (oftw2)

76
She was, however, an advocate for women's rights.
Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2025 01:20 PM (dIske)

_________

"When there is not enough religion in the pulpit to organize a crusade against sin; nor justice in the court house to promptly punish crime; nor manhood enough in the nation to put a sheltering arm about innocence and virtue – if it needs lynching to protect woman's dearest possession from the ravening human beasts – then I say lynch, a thousand times a week if necessary."

So, early #MeToo

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2025 01:22 PM (tgvbd)

77 Breaking! New delicious lunch! Plain rice cake, smoosh a fig on it, add a piece of harvarti, a little sliced grilled chicken breast and a sprinkle of black garlic sesame finishing salt.
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2025 01:18 PM (OoFl2)
----
Now we just need to find a name for this delectable dish that captures the essence of Fani Willis...

This where crowdsourcing to the Horde pays off.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2025 01:22 PM (7fElN)

78 53 >>>They will decide on a replacement for Willis and her ginormous gunt in all of its floppy Lovecraftian horror.

VDH approved.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2025 01:19 PM (i24o9)

Yes, very poetic.

Posted by: Joey at September 16, 2025 01:22 PM (ynpvh)

79 And TBH I'm having trouble thinking of two things that go to together worse then naked people and breakfast food
Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2025 01:19 PM (sKqQm)

Fried eggs and pancakes...there's a joke somewhere...

Posted by: mishdog at September 16, 2025 01:23 PM (Mfik9)

80 This sweathogatha should be prosecuted and I'm shocked she still has a job.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 16, 2025 01:23 PM (BvTfc)

81 I think overturning Alvin Braggs BS 34 felonies is the last item to rectify in the Dems legal war on Trump. They are cling to that one like The Precious. Well, putting these DA's in jail would be a nice touch.
Posted by: Ripley at September 16, 2025 01:19 PM (GUOwU)

=======

Getting that conviction overturned completely will break the left. Well, more. It will break them more.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 01:20 PM (GBKbO)
_____

Trump lost on appeal in the insanely bullshit case brought by that weirdo rape aficionada. That was a civil case, but it resulted in a $80M judgment against Trump.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 16, 2025 01:23 PM (iFTx/)

82 So, is the case of, "Not all whores are OF models, but all OF models..."?
Posted by: Joey at September 16, 2025 01:19 PM (ynpvh)


Yes.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2025 01:23 PM (ExV1e)

83
But yesterday, there was bad news about another DEI scunt whore. The DC appeals court ruled (2-1) that Trump can't fire Lisa Cook while her case is pending. Trump could try to take it to SCOTUS, but in the meantime she is still on the Fed and participating in today's meeting.

==

that was expected , wan't it ?

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2025 01:23 PM (g47mK)

84 81 Trump lost on appeal in the insanely bullshit case brought by that weirdo rape aficionada. That was a civil case, but it resulted in a $80M judgment against Trump.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 16, 2025 01:23 PM (iFTx/)

========

However, losing a civil case isn't what makes Trump a felon.

The left no longer being able to "accurately" describe Trump as a felon will break them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 01:23 PM (GBKbO)

85 She was, however, an advocate for women's rights.
Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2025 01:20 PM (dIske)

And served for ONE day

Posted by: night lifted at September 16, 2025 01:24 PM (/YboP)

86 The judge did keep alive Mangione’s other second-degree murder charge. The decision means that Mangione still faces 25-years-to-life in the state case, but not the 25 years to life without the possibility of parole that he had been facing.
Posted by: Archimedes


And that's why I'm for the Death Penalty. Cocksuckers can't keep someone locked up. They just HAVE to eventually let them out.

Dead is dead. The recidivism rate on dead convicts is zero.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2025 01:24 PM (rYMt6)

87 And as I've said before, Ace, you really should be working for Hallmark Cards.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 16, 2025 01:25 PM (0Htd1)

88 83
But yesterday, there was bad news about another DEI scunt whore. The DC appeals court ruled (2-1) that Trump can't fire Lisa Cook while her case is pending. Trump could try to take it to SCOTUS, but in the meantime she is still on the Fed and participating in today's meeting.

==

that was expected , wan't it ?
Posted by: runner at September 16, 2025 01:23 PM (g47mK)

=======

It's not a huge surprise, no.

The majority doesn't even really address the issues and amounts to "Orange Man Bad." The dissent does address the issues and amounts to "bitch be crazy and the Federal Reserve Act has words in it."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 01:25 PM (GBKbO)

89
And served for ONE day
Posted by: night lifted at September 16, 2025 01:24 PM (/YboP)

________

Her successor, Walter George, then served for 35 years.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2025 01:25 PM (tgvbd)

90 But yesterday, there was bad news about another DEI scunt whore. The DC appeals court ruled (2-1) that Trump can't fire Lisa Cook while her case is pending. Trump could try to take it to SCOTUS, but in the meantime she is still on the Fed and participating in today's meeting.

As I mentioned before, I saw this coming a mile away. The judges themselves are almost certainly doing what this whore did on mortgage applications.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

======

Katsas' dissent is going to become the SCOTUS 6-3 decision.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 01:21 PM (GBKbO)
___

Hopefully, but the SC has to agree to hear it on the merits. They could just duck. They've done that before. In the meantime, this bitter twat is at the meeting.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 16, 2025 01:25 PM (iFTx/)

91 I like all those things. Paella and boba tea!

Posted by: Quint at September 16, 2025 01:25 PM (haE0k)

92
See what the Fake News did?
They "negotiated" with us. This was their offer:

We'll keep saying "it was MAGA," or, or, we'll compromise and say "it's both sides." That's the best we can do -- take it or leave it.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2025 01:26 PM (roMLO)

93 Fani, when you're around, we don't want to look.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 16, 2025 01:26 PM (s0JqF)

94 I wonder how it could not be murder in the 1st degree.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 16, 2025 01:26 PM (Dv3i1)

95 >>Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq., hardest hit, as are his Sexual Law associates Lance Clamstabber and Rex DeQuim. They will no longer be making hundreds of thousands of dollars on a case they have no qualifications for apart from their ability to maintain an erection in the face of Fani's weapons-grade fromunda stank.


You are a fucking poet, Ace. Never change.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2025 01:26 PM (l1TF7)

96 The judge did keep alive Mangione’s other second-degree murder charge.

How is constructing a suppressed pistol and stalking a fellow in the street not construed as premeditation?

Posted by: toby928 at September 16, 2025 01:26 PM (jc0TO)

97 I kind of wanted this Georgia thing to go forward, so I could see how people would demand that you must read "find" outside of its common sense meaning.

And how that wouldn't violate the "presumption of innocence" the prosecution is supposed to surmount.

But we've already seen New York erode the presumption of innocence in the fraud case.

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2025 01:26 PM (Q4cxx)

98
Fani is still a Sleigh Kween!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at September 16, 2025 01:27 PM (xG4kz)

99 Trump lost on appeal in the insanely bullshit case brought by that weirdo rape aficionada. That was a civil case, but it resulted in a $80M judgment against Trump.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 16, 2025 01:23 PM (iFTx/)

========

However, losing a civil case isn't what makes Trump a felon.

The left no longer being able to "accurately" describe Trump as a felon will break them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 01:23 PM (GBKbO)
______

They'll still call him a rapist

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 16, 2025 01:27 PM (iFTx/)

100 The judge did keep alive Mangione’s other second-degree murder charge. The decision means that Mangione still faces 25-years-to-life in the state case, but not the 25 years to life without the possibility of parole that he had been facing.
Posted by: Archimedes


And that's why I'm for the Death Penalty. Cocksuckers can't keep someone locked up. They just HAVE to eventually let them out.

Dead is dead. The recidivism rate on dead convicts is zero.
Posted by: rickb223

===

How on Earth does a premeditated assassination like this only get 25 max?

This little shit will be out in 7 years.

Our justice system is a joke.

Posted by: Leupold at September 16, 2025 01:27 PM (4pwAx)

101 90 Hopefully, but the SC has to agree to hear it on the merits. They could just duck. They've done that before. In the meantime, this bitter twat is at the meeting.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 16, 2025 01:25 PM (iFTx/)
========

SCOTUS hasn't ducked on any employment things this year, and they're obviously sick of the lower court nonsense.

6-3 where, worst case scenario, they tell Cook to ask for another look when the legal aspect is over, which will take months, if not years, and her office will be filled by another appointee.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 01:27 PM (GBKbO)

102 That's one squirrel that did in fact get a nut

Get or bust?

Posted by: Ian S. at September 16, 2025 01:27 PM (2ocoG)

103 Their ability to maintain an erection in the face of Fani's weapons-grade fromunda stank

===
Please. I'm eating lunch.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at September 16, 2025 01:27 PM (1Nv0l)

104 DEI = Did Eat It

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 16, 2025 01:27 PM (KbCG3)

105 It's not a huge surprise, no.

The majority doesn't even really address the issues and amounts to "Orange Man Bad." The dissent does address the issues and amounts to "bitch be crazy and the Federal Reserve Act has words in it."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 01:25 PM (GBKbO)

AFAIK, their recent decision regarding dismissal of FTC commissioner is indicative of where this is going ?

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2025 01:27 PM (g47mK)

106 99 The left no longer being able to "accurately" describe Trump as a felon will break them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 01:23 PM (GBKbO)
______

They'll still call him a rapist
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 16, 2025 01:27 PM (iFTx/)

========

And Epstein!

But that felon is important to them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 01:27 PM (GBKbO)

107 And served for ONE day
Posted by: night lifted at September 16, 2025 01:24 PM (/YboP)

_______________________

And, still somehow was able to achieve a legacy. Efficient.

Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2025 01:28 PM (dIske)

108 The gloves are really coming off with the Trump administration.Every single time the left doubles down, President Trump punches even harder.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 16, 2025 01:28 PM (tT6L1)

109 I feel like Cocodile Dundee..."emendations".

Didn't know what you called that.

Posted by: Sports Illustrated PR team at September 16, 2025 01:28 PM (s9EN2)

110 105 AFAIK, their recent decision regarding dismissal of FTC commissioner is indicative of where this is going ?
Posted by: runner at September 16, 2025 01:27 PM (g47mK)

=======

They haven't touched that on merits yet, but the FTC commissioner is related to Humphrey's Executor as precedent.

Cook isn't. It's related to wording in the Federal Reserve Act that gives the president authority to fire governors with cause.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 01:28 PM (GBKbO)

111
My impression of Google search in Canada:
---
No results found. Maybe you should kill yourself.

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2025 01:28 PM (Q4cxx)

112
But yesterday, there was bad news about another DEI scunt whore. The DC appeals court ruled (2-1) that Trump can't fire Lisa Cook while her case is pending. Trump could try to take it to SCOTUS, but in the meantime she is still on the Fed and participating in today's meeting.

As I mentioned before, I saw this coming a mile away. The judges themselves are almost certainly doing what this whore did on mortgage applications.
Posted by: Elric The Blade



I'm sure that there is a metric fuck-ton of essential research to be carried out at the Fed's Minot, ND records storage facility.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2025 01:29 PM (y9nCu)

113 Trump lost on appeal in the insanely bullshit case brought by that weirdo rape aficionada. That was a civil case, but it resulted in a $80M judgment against Trump.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 16, 2025 01:23 PM


He could have just had her killed for less than 1% of that.

Posted by: toby928 at September 16, 2025 01:29 PM (jc0TO)

114 The judge did keep alive Mangione’s other second-degree murder charge.

How is constructing a suppressed pistol and stalking a fellow in the street not construed as premeditation?
Posted by: toby928


That's federal. Feds should take it over.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2025 01:29 PM (rYMt6)

115 and future Mukbang content creator

So she’s launching a podcast? Or maybe a Substack…

Or perhaps 1000 pancake stacks to support her formidable gunt

Posted by: kallisto, at September 16, 2025 01:29 PM (F2c6O)

116 How is constructing a suppressed pistol and stalking a fellow in the street not construed as premeditation?
Posted by: toby928 at September 16, 2025 01:26 PM (jc0TO)


Two obvious points in law:

- One: the defendant is just dreamy.
- Two: the 'victim' was an evil, capitalistic, insurance CEO.

-- Judge Gregory Carro

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2025 01:29 PM (ExV1e)

117 YASS BLOATED SOW

SLAY

Posted by: kallisto, at September 16, 2025 01:29 PM (F2c6O)

118 ace uses his keyboard prettier than a $20 whore
Posted by: Count de Monet

Ya' sure got a QWERTY mouth!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 16, 2025 01:30 PM (w9Wax)

119 Waiting for the arrests, trials, and harsh sentences.

Waiting.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 16, 2025 01:30 PM (cMECa)

120 Black women is any sort of position of power just continue to reinforce racist stereotypes.

Posted by: Leupold

I've had white women as supervisors. It's not true of all of them, but many handled authority poorly. Two of them were just plain paranoid.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 16, 2025 01:30 PM (0Htd1)

121 ace uses his keyboard prettier than a $20 whore
Posted by: Count de Monet

Ya' sure got a QWERTY mouth!
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 16, 2025 01:30 PM (w9Wax)
---
Clever.

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2025 01:31 PM (Q4cxx)

122
All news reports in the land should have (ac)emendations.

And good morning!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2025 01:31 PM (cCfL4)

123 Eggs with Legs ?

Hey watch it pal !

Posted by: Ana Navarro at September 16, 2025 01:32 PM (NtVYv)

124 Egg with Legs and Town Pump Porkchop Fani Willis Permanently Disqualified

Piano legs. And does she have to return her salt lick?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 16, 2025 01:32 PM (fDGxj)

125 IFani gurl you need to lawyer up Kween.

Even Viva Frei hates you. And you know how scared the Canucki are of being labeled rayciss

Lolol

Posted by: kallisto, at September 16, 2025 01:32 PM (F2c6O)

126 Cook isn't. It's related to wording in the Federal Reserve Act that gives the president authority to fire governors with cause.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 01:28 PM (GBKbO)

i think that was the FTC defense, firing for cause/no cause, and Supremes said "nah, brah"

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2025 01:32 PM (g47mK)

127 Apparently, it's Hispanic Heritage Month.

Somehow I always miss the announcements for Wypepo Heritage Month.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2025 01:32 PM (ExV1e)

128 essential research to be carried out at the Fed's Minot, ND records storage facility."

Mommy. Nope. Not here...

Posted by: man at September 16, 2025 01:32 PM (tubbA)

129 Data Republican put together an important thread on someone named Ermiya Fanaeian. Ermiya is a leader for "Armed Queers SLC." AQ is under investigation for possible foreknowledge of Charlie Kirk's assassination. Ermiya recieved a 7 for 17 award from a State Dept affiliated NGO "Utah Global Diplomacy" for advancing the UN's goals. They specifically awarded her the award for her work with trannies, specifically her organization, "Armed Queers for SLC."

http://tiny.cc/hnns001

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2025 01:32 PM (lIio7)

130 126 i think that was the FTC defense, firing for cause/no cause, and Supremes said "nah, brah"
Posted by: runner at September 16, 2025 01:32 PM (g47mK)

========

It kind of is, but the Federal Reserve Act has specific wording while Humphrey's created precedent.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 01:32 PM (GBKbO)

131 And TBH I'm having trouble thinking of two things that go to together worse then naked people and breakfast food
Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2025 01:19 PM (sKqQm)

>>>I do not like green eggs and clam

>>>Won't you eat them while entwined?

No, sir, no breakfast 69s.

Come on people. It's breakfast time.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2025 01:32 PM (i24o9)

132 re. Magionne:


Is that the NY State Court?

Because there are gonna be Federal Charges for him, too.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2025 01:33 PM (l1TF7)

133 Mommy"

Damn autocucumber...

Posted by: man at September 16, 2025 01:33 PM (tubbA)

134 "Egg with Legs and Town Pump Porkchop Fani Willis"
LMAO!

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2025 01:34 PM (NpAcC)

135 "fromunda stank"

epic

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 16, 2025 01:34 PM (GD2xa)

136 The 34 felonies case is still pending before the appellate division in NY. If took the AD 11 months to render a half assed decision in the other case regarding the "fraud". If the AD tosses the 34 felonies case , my belief is that this will encourage the Court of Appeals to fully toss the "fraud", even though all the judges were appointed by Cuomo or Hochul

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2025 01:34 PM (lmTGO)

137 So cruel.

So very, very cruel.

8/10

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2025 01:34 PM (q7hip)

138 http://tiny.cc/hnns001
Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2025 01:32 PM (lIio7)

AS I said before, UTAH needs an enema to get rid of trantifa

Posted by: night lifted at September 16, 2025 01:34 PM (/YboP)

139 There is no further appeal.

Surely there has to be some basis for Hawaiian jurisdiction. Georgia is NOT LISTENING WHILE A STRONG BLACK WOMAN IS SPEAKING! That's gotta violate some 14th Amendment penumbras.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2025 01:35 PM (QPCEj)

140 Ah, Ace is back and I told ya so!

*chorus* Back, back in the cru-el groove, I’m back, back in the cru-el groove…

they have no qualifications for apart from their ability to maintain an erection in the face of Fani's weapons-grade fromunda stank.

I like to think it’s more like they’re pushing rope. Maybe their superpower is that they lost their sense of smell and that they go blind during sex.



Posted by: haffhowershower at September 16, 2025 01:35 PM (fmAJ4)

141 I've had white women as supervisors. It's not true of all of them, but many handled authority poorly. Two of them were just plain paranoid.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 16, 2025 01:30 PM (0Htd1)


My current manager is a woman. She's always rolling a couple marbles around in her hand and mumbling something about strawberries.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2025 01:35 PM (ExV1e)

142 Ace, bringing the truth to light! LOL. Classic.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2025 01:35 PM (uUD0P)

143 Fani about to be deposited in the Kween to Prison Pipeline

😂

Posted by: kallisto, at September 16, 2025 01:36 PM (SH3A2)

144 What's next for Fanni?

I can see a career in Only Fans.

Only Fanni.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2025 01:36 PM (q7hip)

145
If you're really determined to murder someone, do it in New York.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2025 01:36 PM (tgvbd)

146 > No results found. Maybe you should kill yourself.

Instead of, "Depressed? Don't be ashamed to ask for help if you're struggling." You get, "Depressed? Don't be ashamed to ask a Doctor to kill you."

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2025 01:36 PM (lIio7)

147
They put on this minstrel show for their leftist paymasters.

And turn around and complain the rest of us notice how disgusting it is; the acting down to the lowest common denominator.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice


Those who stand on the trunk of a car and twerk while being driven slowly around the neighborhood are the best. You know their mommas aren't alive because they would bitch slap such performers clear into next year.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at September 16, 2025 01:36 PM (xG4kz)

148 Mommy"

Damn autocucumber...

Posted by: man

She can't help you now.

Posted by: Autocucumber of the Damned at September 16, 2025 01:36 PM (4DY5T)

149 If you're really determined to murder someone, do it in New York.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2025 01:36 PM (tgvbd)

If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2025 01:37 PM (06Hmj)

150 Trump lost on appeal in the insanely bullshit case brought by that weirdo rape aficionada. That was a civil case, but it resulted in a $80M judgment against Trump.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Trump raped me!
Kirk killed by far right extremist!

Two allegations supported by absolutely no evidence.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Who Has Had About Enough! at September 16, 2025 01:37 PM (L/fGl)

151 Is gnarly quim a Batman villian?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2025 01:37 PM (63Dwl)

152 >>If you're really determined to murder someone, do it in New York.


Make sure you change your Party designation.

And, maybe wear blackface?

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2025 01:38 PM (l1TF7)

153 One guy who committed suicide with the aid of MAID listed his reason as "deafness". Canada is actually committing suicide before our eyes

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2025 01:38 PM (lmTGO)

154 Come on people. It's breakfast time.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2025 01:32 PM (i24o9)

I can't tell whether this is pro- or anti- on the sex + breakfast combination thing.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2025 01:38 PM (QPCEj)

155 What's next for Fanni?

I can see a career in Only Fans.

Only Fanni.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2025 01:36 PM (q7hip)
*******
Probably a new show on MSNOW.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2025 01:38 PM (NpAcC)

156 Egg with Legs

You're yolking with us, aren't you Ace?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 16, 2025 01:38 PM (0sNs1)

157 State Dept affiliated NGO "Utah Global Diplomacy"

USAID? Highly Likely...

(And what the fvck is "Utah Global Diplomacy"
anyway?

Posted by: man at September 16, 2025 01:39 PM (tubbA)

158 Magionne:


Is that the NY State Court?

Because there are gonna be Federal Charges for him, too.
Posted by: garrett


If he used a homemade suppressor on his pistol, that case should have never went to the state.
That's all feds on the firearm charges and the murder charges.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2025 01:39 PM (rYMt6)

159 Thx for the color commentary Ace. "King of Sting" - nice.

Posted by: Brian at September 16, 2025 01:39 PM (/VLtI)

160 "What's next for Fanni?

I can see a career in Only Fans.

Only Fanni."


She will be re-elected BY 110% of registered voters in her district as long as she want the job. She can still do OF as a side hustle and they will still vote for her.

Posted by: Ripley at September 16, 2025 01:40 PM (GUOwU)

161 Funniest Ace post so far...I'm laughing

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 16, 2025 01:40 PM (xcxpd)

162 And TBH I'm having trouble thinking of two things that go to together worse then naked people and breakfast food

Some strip clubs specifically advertise their lunch buffets, served by the "talent". I always thought that sounded like a terrible idea.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 16, 2025 01:40 PM (2ocoG)

163
My current manager is a woman. She's always rolling a couple marbles around in her hand and mumbling something about strawberries.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


Don't blame us!

Posted by: The mess boys at September 16, 2025 01:40 PM (63Dwl)

164
Piano legs. And does she have to return her salt lick?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats


Picnic table legs. Accept no substitute phraseology!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at September 16, 2025 01:40 PM (xG4kz)

165 31 Saw Egg with Legs open for Hooty and The Blowfish at the Gorge in '95.

egg with wings > egg with legs

Posted by: misaki suzuhara at September 16, 2025 01:40 PM (v3pYe)

166 Kash just called out Schiff to his face. "You are the biggest fraud in government."

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2025 01:40 PM (lIio7)

167 Katsas' dissent is going to become the SCOTUS 6-3 decision.
--
Yup. 100%.
Reading it now.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 16, 2025 01:41 PM (KQHym)

168 ace, headin' to the beach, but this poetry of yours (including terms I don't even get, but can kinda infer the drift) is a thing of beauty.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 16, 2025 01:41 PM (U/Byj)

169 Oh, Fanni
Well, you came
And you gave without taking
But I sent you away
Oh, Fanni
Well, you gripped me
And stopped me from shaking
And I need you today
Oh, Fanni

Posted by: Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq. at September 16, 2025 01:41 PM (wVcYX)

170 The left no longer being able to "accurately" describe Trump as a felon will break them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


But it will leave them open to either libel or defamation charges when they inevitably do anyway!

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 16, 2025 01:41 PM (a+4eV)

171 One guy who committed suicide with the aid of MAID listed his reason as "deafness". Canada is actually committing suicide before our eyes
Posted by: Smell the Glove


Good. We can take BC & Yukon and make Alaska contiguous.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2025 01:41 PM (rYMt6)

172 Speaking of women in leadership, I was fairly impressed with Erika Kirk.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 16, 2025 01:42 PM (pohLc)

173 Finally some good news!

Ace, your emandations are hilarious!!!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 16, 2025 01:42 PM (+kWhq)

174 AS I said before, UTAH needs an enema to get rid of trantifa
Posted by: night lifted

Big Chief Speaks With Forked Tongue schmoozing with trantifa terrorists.

https://is.gd/1q2KrY

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Who Has Had About Enough! at September 16, 2025 01:42 PM (L/fGl)

175 Kash just called out Schiff to his face. "You are the biggest fraud in government."
Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2025 01:40 PM (lIio7)

heh, nice

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 16, 2025 01:42 PM (NtVYv)

176
Some strip clubs specifically advertise their lunch buffets, served by the "talent". I always thought that sounded like a terrible idea.
Posted by: Ian S.


Ask them to open the bottle of ketchup at your table. Go ahead, I dare you!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at September 16, 2025 01:42 PM (xG4kz)

177 Ace
The first paragraph of your post is pure poetry.
I'd like to nominate you for the Pulitzer Prize!

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2025 01:42 PM (v0R5T)

178 My current manager is a woman. She's always rolling a couple marbles around in her hand and mumbling something about strawberries.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2025 01:35 PM (ExV1e)

lol

I hope this has periodic updates.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2025 01:43 PM (QPCEj)

179
Just heard a Youtuber call Sydney Sweeney's teets

"calcium cannons."

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2025 01:43 PM (roMLO)

180 Is NYC gonna be renamed Puerto Rico North or Ghanna on the Hudson? Just asking.

Posted by: pudinhead at September 16, 2025 01:43 PM (AdHga)

181 Ain't no one fooled by Grassley etc. They 's all on board with the GOPe.

Posted by: El Borak at September 16, 2025 01:43 PM (gpLUH)

182 Town Pump Porkchop Fani Willis
Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq.,
Lance Clamstabber
Rex DeQuim.

These are begging to be made into low-level queer-curious caramel-colored villains in a modern blaxploitation gem. Where is our modern Van Peebles?

Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord! at September 16, 2025 01:43 PM (kpS4V)

183 Gnarly Quim was the Joker's pet name for Harley Quinn.

Laying down a marker: nobody will file any charges against felonious swampass Willis, nor will she face any other professional or personal fall-out from this whole thing. It will all be swept under the rug as always.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at September 16, 2025 01:43 PM (V362x)

184 One guy who committed suicide with the aid of MAID listed his reason as "deafness". Canada is actually committing suicide before our eyes

I've heard of cases where it's going to be like 4 years to see a specialist, but you can kill yourself today. "Free" health care, everyone.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 16, 2025 01:43 PM (2ocoG)

185 My current manager is a woman. She's always rolling a couple marbles around in her hand and mumbling something about strawberries.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2025 01:35 PM (ExV1e)

lol

I hope this has periodic updates.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2025 01:43 PM (QPCEj)

Monthly.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2025 01:43 PM (i24o9)

186 I'd like to nominate you for the Pulitzer Prize!
Posted by: wth at September 16, 2025 01:42 PM (v0R5T)

They only give those out for fake news.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 16, 2025 01:44 PM (pohLc)

187 I hope this has periodic updates.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2025 01:43 PM (QPCEj)


I'd have to look up the plot. I watched it years ago but that's about all I remember.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2025 01:44 PM (ExV1e)

188 And TBH I'm having trouble thinking of two things that go to together worse then naked people and breakfast food

Some strip clubs specifically advertise their lunch buffets, served by the "talent". I always thought that sounded like a terrible idea.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 16, 2025 01:40 PM (2ocoG)
__

I think probably 90% do. The lunches are cheap too, because the real goal is to get guys inside to watch (and pay) the girls. What happens is they end up getting a lot of ladies in for lunch, because its cheap.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 16, 2025 01:44 PM (iFTx/)

189 Some strip clubs specifically advertise their lunch buffets, served by the "talent". I always thought that sounded like a terrible idea.


One word

Cafe Risque

Posted by: n at September 16, 2025 01:44 PM (uRSca)

190 Ledes like the first para of this post are why I never get first.

It takes too long to stop laughing, and then it just goes on and gets more deliciously cruel.

Thank you so much, Ace. I needed to laugh out loud today.

Posted by: barbarausa at September 16, 2025 01:44 PM (enw9G)

191 Kash just called out Schiff to his face. "You are the biggest fraud in government."

I bet Schiff's eyes bugged out.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 16, 2025 01:45 PM (2ocoG)

192 BTW is the Zinn perp in anyway related to Howard Zinn?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2025 01:45 PM (2iQfc)

193 >>Kash just called out Schiff to his face. "You are the biggest fraud in government."

There was much more to it than that. It was awesome.

He went after Schiff in a way I've never seen a witness go after a senator. I might need to start smoking again.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2025 01:45 PM (viF8m)

194 And TBH I'm having trouble thinking of two things that go to together worse then naked people and breakfast food

Some strip clubs specifically advertise their lunch buffets, served by the "talent". I always thought that sounded like a terrible idea.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 16, 2025 01:40 PM (2ocoG)
____

"Hold my sake"

-- Nyotaimori

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 16, 2025 01:45 PM (iFTx/)

195 I hope this has periodic updates"

You can't assume a goddammed thing...

(We're doing references, right? )

Posted by: man at September 16, 2025 01:46 PM (tubbA)

196 I think probably 90% do. The lunches are cheap too, because the real goal is to get guys inside to watch (and pay) the girls. What happens is they end up getting a lot of ladies in for lunch, because its cheap.

So... Potential pick up spot?

Posted by: Oddbob at September 16, 2025 01:46 PM (3nLb4)

197 DeQuim can still score more 'work' from his main squeeze. She's still the elected DA.

Posted by: torabora at September 16, 2025 01:46 PM (+LXmR)

198 187 I hope this has periodic updates.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2025 01:43 PM (QPCEj)

I'd have to look up the plot. I watched it years ago but that's about all I remember.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Rosebud

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 16, 2025 01:46 PM (Dv3i1)

199 Some strip clubs specifically advertise their lunch buffets, served by the "talent". I always thought that sounded like a terrible idea.
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Receiving a BLT and cold beer by large tits is nice.

Posted by: pudinhead at September 16, 2025 01:46 PM (AdHga)

200 Video of Kash tearing into Schiff.

http://tiny.cc/znns001

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2025 01:46 PM (lIio7)

201 Robert Redford, the most self-aware actor in Hollywood history. "I'm watching an actor act, who is thinking 'I'm acting!', who is aware that I'm watching him act, and who is aware that I'm aware that he's thinking 'I'm acting!'."

Posted by: Downhill Ego at September 16, 2025 01:47 PM (qUkBO)

202 I bet Schiff's eyes bugged out.

Waxman turned up his nose at him.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 16, 2025 01:47 PM (3nLb4)

203 Kash just called out Schiff to his face. "You are the biggest fraud in government."
Posted by: bonhomme

$ [almost] makes Spartacus cry like a little girl.

https://is.gd/cOLqOW

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Who Has Had About Enough! at September 16, 2025 01:47 PM (L/fGl)

204
I think probably 90% do. The lunches are cheap too, because the real goal is to get guys inside to watch (and pay) the girls. What happens is they end up getting a lot of ladies in for lunch, because its cheap.


I don't care how cheap your breakfast tacos are I'm not eating there if Johnny McWang is doing his thing in front of me.

/Men and women are not the same...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2025 01:47 PM (sKqQm)

205 I think probably 90% do. The lunches are cheap too, because the real goal is to get guys inside to watch (and pay) the girls. What happens is they end up getting a lot of ladies in for lunch, because its cheap.

So... Potential pick up spot?
Posted by: Oddbob at September 16, 2025 01:46 PM (3nLb4)
_

I guess. I've never been into strip clubs so I can't tell ya.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 16, 2025 01:47 PM (iFTx/)

206 Patel stomped Booker and Schiff and made Durbin look stupid, admittedly not a high bar. Keep fighting

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2025 01:47 PM (lmTGO)

207 ....and the trouble is, that buried in the middle of all of this tomfoolery, disgusting sex-and-breakfast metaphors, and other such disturbing mental pictures is actually very insightful commentary and useful information. Guess I'll just keep wadin' through....

Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 16, 2025 01:47 PM (ifOyw)

208 Some strip clubs specifically advertise their lunch buffets, served by the "talent". I always thought that sounded like a terrible idea.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 16, 2025 01:40 PM (2ocoG)

Stay away from the stuffed clams

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 16, 2025 01:47 PM (NtVYv)

209 Some strip clubs specifically advertise their lunch buffets, served by the "talent". I always thought that sounded like a terrible idea.
Posted by: Ian S.

Ask them to open the bottle of ketchup at your table. Go ahead, I dare you!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at September 16, 2025 01:42 PM (xG4kz)

Aw, hell no! Not even for a Triple Dog Dare!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2025 01:48 PM (wVcYX)

210 206 Patel stomped Booker and Schiff and made Durbin look stupid, admittedly not a high bar. Keep fighting
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2025 01:47 PM (lmTGO)

=======

And all three senators will continue to wield power over us.

Rhetoric means nothing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 01:48 PM (GBKbO)

211 You won't get laid at a strip club, but you will get fucked.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 16, 2025 01:48 PM (pohLc)

212 I bet Schiff's eyes bugged out.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 16, 2025 01:45 PM (2ocoG)
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How can you tell?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 16, 2025 01:48 PM (WvZaB)

213 @166

>>Kash just called out Schiff to his face. "You are the biggest fraud in government."

Kash better make haste in whatever he wants to accomplish, he at most has 4 years, Schiff unfortunately is going to be causing grief until they slap a toe tag on him and drag his corpse out of the senate sometime in the 2040's.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 16, 2025 01:48 PM (iQWC7)

214 Receiving a BLT and cold beer by large tits is nice.
Posted by: pudinhead


no, if the food were good you would not need to have tits hanging over it, if the tits were good you would not need to use food to get guys in there.

Posted by: n at September 16, 2025 01:49 PM (uRSca)

215
What's this?

Some charges against The Left's Joe Rogan, luigi, have been dismissed by a "judge?"

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2025 01:49 PM (roMLO)

216 Some strip clubs specifically advertise their lunch buffets, served by the "talent". I always thought that sounded like a terrible idea.

When I was younger, the girls at nice strip clubs were very nice. Young (legal), slim, very attractive.

A year or so ago, out of morbid curiosity, I decided to look up what was available at the top clubs in the big cities now. The ones which should attract the top talent. All tattooed like crazy - it's a generational thing but I find it off-putting, at least 20 pounds heavier than they should be, and a Waffle House 5 at best.

If I still attended such places, I don't know if I'd consume the alcohol and that, theoretically, should kill the germs.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2025 01:49 PM (ExV1e)

217 Oh how curious

George Zinn was convicted for calling in a bomb threat in 2013.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2025 01:49 PM (2iQfc)

218 Patel stomped Booker and Schiff and made Durbin look stupid, admittedly not a high bar. Keep fighting
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2025 01:47 PM (lmTGO)

=======

And all three senators will continue to wield power over us.

Rhetoric means nothing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 01:48 PM (GBKbO)
___

So Kash is a hero now? For how long? I'm not sure what the rules are for him or Pam Bondi.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 16, 2025 01:49 PM (iFTx/)

219 I bet Schiff's eyes bugged out.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 16, 2025 01:45 PM (2ocoG)

How can you tell?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 16, 2025 01:48 PM (WvZaB)

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THAT'S THE JOKE.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 16, 2025 01:49 PM (2ocoG)

220 "Kash just called out Schiff to his face. "You are the biggest fraud in government."

I bet Schiff's eyes bugged out.

Posted by: Ian S."


He probably stared spinning around in circles while yapping a high pitched bark.

Posted by: Ripley at September 16, 2025 01:50 PM (GUOwU)

221 Kash just called out Schiff to his face. "You are the biggest fraud in government."
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The Trump team has (mostly) normalized this type of treatment of the opposition during "hearings". I don't want any more "hearings"--they accomplish *nothing*. Until we do away with them, contempt of the opponent is the only proper response. Nobody sways anyone's opinion and its all just bad theater.

Posted by: Crusader at September 16, 2025 01:50 PM (TN0g+)

222
And all three senators will continue to wield power over us.

Rhetoric means nothing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 01:48 PM (GBKbO)

Yeah, but it was enjoyable.. Even if it is only temporary.. It's the little things in life.....

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2025 01:50 PM (VE6XX)

223 Oh how curious

George Zinn was convicted for calling in a bomb threat in 2013.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2025 01:49 PM (2iQfc)
____

He was sitting on the toilet with a dude in front of him standing in a brown bag?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 16, 2025 01:50 PM (iFTx/)

224 Dolley has been griping about mortgage interest rates being too high. We've been seeing very different numbers.

"It's not even below 6 yet," she assured me last weekend.

"Did you do your search by credit score? We both have credit scores near 850. That factors into things."

"No, I have not."

Well, I send her a screenshot of mortgage rates today at 5.125% (our current is 7%). And suddenly, she's interested in refinancing now instead of waiting for interest rates to go under 6.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 01:50 PM (GBKbO)

225 no, if the food were good you would not need to have tits hanging over it, if the tits were good you would not need to use food to get guys in there.
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How hard is it to fuck up a BLT and a cold beer?

Posted by: pudinhead at September 16, 2025 01:51 PM (AdHga)

226 Some strip clubs specifically advertise their lunch buffets, served by the "talent". I always thought that sounded like a terrible idea.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 16, 2025 01:40 PM (2ocoG)
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As long as you don't go to a well-reputed skin bar, the lunches are actually better than you'd expect. The lights are up a little and the girls are usually in a better mood because it's a lower-pressure scene and they're not dealing with handsy drunks at 1am.

Bonus fun fact: If you find yourself in Atlanta, swing by Magic City (strip club) and get their wings. Some of the best out there.

Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2025 01:51 PM (5aZAZ)

227 >>Kash better make haste in whatever he wants to accomplish, he at most has 4 years, Schiff unfortunately is going to be causing grief until they slap a toe tag on him and drag his corpse out of the senate sometime in the 2040's.

Why? If Vance wins and he is looking better by the day there's no reason he would remove Kash.

We should get comfortable with winning instead of always looking for doom around the corner. Trump is currently polling higher than either Bush or Obama at the same time in their 2nd terms and the left's ability to rig elections is being systematically torn down.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2025 01:51 PM (viF8m)

228 Hold my sake"

-- Nyotaimori"

Rising Sun...

Posted by: man at September 16, 2025 01:51 PM (tubbA)

229 As long as you DO go to a well-reputed skin bar. lol

Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2025 01:51 PM (5aZAZ)

230 >>> 217 Oh how curious

George Zinn was convicted for calling in a bomb threat in 2013.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2025 01:49 PM (2iQfc)

Coincidence!!!

Just some rando. Sure.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 16, 2025 01:51 PM (ULPxl)

231 Rosebud
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 16, 2025 01:46 PM (Dv3i1)


Ugh. I'm sure TJM could give reasons why that film is 'important' but I found it to be trash.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2025 01:51 PM (ExV1e)

232 218 So Kash is a hero now? For how long? I'm not sure what the rules are for him or Pam Bondi.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 16, 2025 01:49 PM (iFTx/)

=======

DOJ is black box until they start charging people in court and presenting evidence at trials.

I understand the frustration.

But I also choose to believe. But it's really just blind faith, I have no evidence to back it up, so I just don't get involved.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 01:51 PM (GBKbO)

233 Receiving a BLT and cold beer by large tits is nice.
Posted by: pudinhead at September 16, 2025 01:46 PM (AdHga)

I didnt know tits could serve a meal Independently of having an actual woman attached to the tits. Large tits serving a mean sounds really creepy , like a horror film.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2025 01:51 PM (7RYym)

234 Serving a "meal" not "mean".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2025 01:52 PM (7RYym)

235 Reading Ace's comments recalled for me some of the piquant literary stylings of the Harvard Lampoon's "Bored of the Rings." Bravo.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 16, 2025 01:52 PM (UseAb)

236
Ah, Ace is back and I told ya so!

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 16, 2025 01:35 PM (fmAJ4)



He was getting sloshed on Cold Gin with some chick named Beth.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2025 01:53 PM (y9nCu)

237 no, if the food were good you would not need to have tits hanging over it, if the tits were good you would not need to use food to get guys in there.
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You're missing the target audience....dudes with an office or construction site nearby and an hour for lunch. They're not going to be looking for fine dining. But if they can get a sammich and there are also girls in bikinis or less...not a bad way to spend an hour of your Tuesday.

Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2025 01:53 PM (5aZAZ)

238 I didnt know tits could serve a meal Independently of having an actual woman attached to the tits. Large tits serving a mean sounds really creepy , like a horror film.
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Fen, hands are involved but the scenery is majestic.

Posted by: pudinhead at September 16, 2025 01:53 PM (AdHga)

239 The latest example of why you cannot despise the media enough, creating fear and panic category -

https://tinyurl.com/5n7kky96

Daily Mail Headline
"Hurricane Gabrielle threat looms in Atlantic as forecasters raise formation odds"

DM tells the public there's a threat from a named hurricane that hasn't yet even been given a name as a tropical depression! The low pressue disturbance they scare people about is at least 10 days from the US East Coast.

If it bleeds it leads, and if no one is bleeding the media will tell us OUR bleeding is a only short time away! Evacuate the entire US East Coast population to Iowa, now!

Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2025 01:53 PM (5rh/l)

240 I'm sure TJM could give reasons why that film is 'important"

It's right up there with "Raging Bull"...

Posted by: man at September 16, 2025 01:53 PM (tubbA)

241 Y'all made her cry. Y'all peepo be racyiss!

Posted by: Jazzmin Crackhead at September 16, 2025 01:54 PM (UqTrK)

242 He went after Schiff in a way I've never seen a witness go after a senator.

-
Yesterday Schifty was bragging about how he was going to tear $ a new one.

https://is.gd/nZUnaF

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Who Has Had About Enough! at September 16, 2025 01:54 PM (L/fGl)

243 And all three senators will continue to wield power over us.

Rhetoric means nothing.


Sure, but senators, and especially Democrat senators, are not used to be openly disrespected. I'm sure it left a mark.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 16, 2025 01:54 PM (2ocoG)

244 If we’re going to designate antifa as a terrorist org, can we also designate them as a bunch of smooth brained fags with poor hygiene while we’re at it.

I think that would be really helpful.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2025 01:54 PM (705BX)

245 Another episode of the Red Ace Diaries.

Posted by: Cray Cray at September 16, 2025 01:54 PM (ab6Vi)

246 Large tits serving a mean sounds really creepy , like a horror film.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2025 01:51 PM (7RYym)

I volunteer as tribute.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2025 01:54 PM (i24o9)

247 Ace, wasn't I the one taking it to her?

Posted by: Lance Clamhammer at September 16, 2025 01:55 PM (8hxDK)

248 I'm sure TJM could give reasons why that film is 'important"

Is it Citizen Kane ? Great film....

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2025 01:55 PM (VE6XX)

249 Ace is en fuego!

Posted by: Max Power at September 16, 2025 01:55 PM (q177U)

250 He was getting sloshed on Cold Gin with some chick named Beth"

A KISS fan?

Posted by: man at September 16, 2025 01:55 PM (tubbA)

251 @210 TJM not so sure in this situation. Those senators are insulated by their staffs. Getting smacked in the face could, I repeat could , cause them to act in ways that they aren't used to. Take them out of their comfort zones. Schiff especially, who's got to be spooked already by the mortgage fraud issue

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2025 01:55 PM (lmTGO)

252 This is what I voted for!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2025 01:55 PM (ppG5b)

253 How hard is it to fuck up a BLT and a cold beer?

I've been on a Carnival cruise. It's possible.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 16, 2025 01:55 PM (2ocoG)

254 George Zinn was convicted for calling in a bomb threat in 2013.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2025 01:49 PM (2iQfc)

Coincidence!!!

Just some rando. Sure.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 16, 2025 01:51 PM (ULPxl)


And just hit with child porn charges. He is well and truly part of UT's pervert problem

Posted by: night lifted at September 16, 2025 01:56 PM (/YboP)

255 @227

>>We should get comfortable with winning instead of always looking for doom around the corner.

But for a 10 degree turn of the head, we are in a far different reality.

We have no time to wait or dither, the GOP may be out of power in less than a year and a half.

While Kash telling Schiff to get stuffed is nice, there's real work that needs to be accomplished in very short order.


Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 16, 2025 01:56 PM (iQWC7)

256 >>Coincidence!!!

>>Just some rando. Sure.

Right after the shooting I saw a guy who was at the Kirk event being interviewed. He said Zinn was a well known local whack job who was always causing trouble but he didn't think he was even capable of making that shot. He said Zinn had mental issues.

Wouldn't surprise me if he was recruited to be a patsy and went along with it cause mental issues.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2025 01:56 PM (viF8m)

257 Yesterday Schifty was bragging about how he was going to tear $ a new one.

All he did was give Kash a day to prepare for it. You'd think a career politician would know to never telegraph your punches.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 16, 2025 01:56 PM (3nLb4)

258 242 He went after Schiff in a way I've never seen a witness go after a senator.

-
Yesterday Schifty was bragging about how he was going to tear $ a new one.

https://is.gd/nZUnaF

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Who Has Had About Enough! at September 16, 2025 01:54 PM (L/fGl)


Patel pretty much shut-up Schifty for the last 15-20 seconds of the exchange. Amazing. Mucho enjoyable to see.

Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2025 01:56 PM (5rh/l)

259 253 How hard is it to fuck up a BLT and a cold beer?

I've been on a Carnival cruise. It's possible.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 16, 2025 01:55 PM (2ocoG)

Yes... They serve you a cold BLT and a warm beer....

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2025 01:56 PM (VE6XX)

260 Zinn allegedly told cops he "gets aroused by children". Fire up the wood chipper

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2025 01:57 PM (lmTGO)

261 Ok. If I find some unattached large tits inching their way across a restaurant floor I'll send them over.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2025 01:57 PM (7RYym)

262 Is it Citizen Kane ? Great film...."

Right up there with...

Prometheus.

*ducks*

Posted by: man at September 16, 2025 01:57 PM (tubbA)

263
George Zinn was convicted for calling in a bomb threat in 2013.

Win one for the Zinner.

Posted by: Knute at September 16, 2025 01:57 PM (63Dwl)

264 253 How hard is it to fuck up a BLT and a cold beer?

I've been on a Carnival cruise. It's possible.
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Snort. I did that once. Don't sit in the hot tub.

Posted by: pudinhead at September 16, 2025 01:57 PM (AdHga)

265 The assassin's father turned down $1.15 million reward money, asking for it to go to the Kirk family instead.

http://tiny.cc/mons001

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2025 01:57 PM (lIio7)

266 "Frumunda".

"From under where?"

"Frumwaaaaayunda".

Posted by: Scott1M at September 16, 2025 01:58 PM (snrH4)

267 Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2025 01:53 PM (5rh/l)

Weren't we supposed to get 150 hurricanes this year with at least 50 of them being major storms and all buildings within 500 miles of the east or Gulf coasts being destroyed because OMB is a non-believer?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2025 01:58 PM (ExV1e)

268 Bonus fun fact: If you find yourself in Atlanta, swing by Magic City (strip club) and get their wings. Some of the best out there.
Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2025 01:51 PM (5aZAZ)

No Atlanta for me.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 16, 2025 01:58 PM (NtVYv)

269 267 Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2025 01:53 PM (5rh/l)

Weren't we supposed to get 150 hurricanes this year with at least 50 of them being major storms and all buildings within 500 miles of the east or Gulf coasts being destroyed because OMB is a non-believer?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2025 01:58 PM (ExV1e)

=======

They're naming every cloud over the Atlantic to get us into the latter half of the alphabet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 01:58 PM (GBKbO)

270 So Kash is a hero now? For how long? I'm not sure what the rules are for him or Pam Bondi.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 16, 2025 01:49 PM (iFTx/)

=======

DOJ is black box until they start charging people in court and presenting evidence at trials.

I understand the frustration.

But I also choose to believe. But it's really just blind faith, I have no evidence to back it up, so I just don't get involved.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 01:51 PM (GBKbO)
____

Eh. I continue to believe nothing will happen to any of our most hated targets because of fundamental issues like statute of limitations. That's not the AG's fault.

But, when the AG had a good opportunity to at least get some blood on a leftwing scumbag -- the subway thrower -- they botched it by over-charging. He's now pleading not guilty to a misdemeanor charge.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 16, 2025 01:58 PM (iFTx/)

271 Well this is vile... a local new anchor was fired by her ABC affiliate for giving a heartfelt tribute to Charlie Kirk on air.
Hopefully someone smart picks her up! Story at Gateway Pundit.

“Effective immediately, I have resigned from @WICS_ABC20 after being SUSPENDED for airing a non-partisan tribute to Charlie Kirk this past Friday,” Beni Rae Harmony said.

“Many in the mainstream media have been fired or punished for mocking his assassination. I believe I am the first to be targeted for honoring him on air,” she said. “My resignation is guided by values that are essential to who I am, which I refuse to set aside in order to keep a job. I choose my faith and love of country, and always will.”

“God Bless Charlie Kirk and his beautiful family, and God Bless these United States of America,” she added.

Posted by: LizLem at September 16, 2025 01:58 PM (gWBY1)

272 I've had both good and bad female managers. The bad ones all had something in common -- they were installed in their position because of who they knew, not because they had demonstrated competence.

Posted by: Emmie at September 16, 2025 01:58 PM (FMtrg)

273 The assassin's father turned down $1.15 million reward money, asking for it to go to the Kirk family instead.

http://tiny.cc/mons001
Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2025 01:57 PM (lIio7)

That's great

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 16, 2025 01:59 PM (NtVYv)

274 Is it Citizen Kane ? Great film....
Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2025 01:55 PM (VE6XX)


You should sit down. It appears that you've suffered a blow to the head.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2025 01:59 PM (ExV1e)

275 How hard is it to fuck up a BLT and a cold beer?

I've been on a Carnival cruise. It's possible.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 16, 2025 01:55 PM (2ocoG)

Yes... They serve you a cold BLT and a warm beer....

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2025 01:56 PM (VE6XX)

They make it up with bazoombas

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2025 01:59 PM (i24o9)

276 270 But, when the AG had a good opportunity to at least get some blood on a leftwing scumbag -- the subway thrower -- they botched it by over-charging. He's now pleading not guilty to a misdemeanor charge.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 16, 2025 01:58 PM (iFTx/)

=======

Grand juries are throwing out every felony presented to them against left wing targets in DC. It's not an overcharging problem.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 01:59 PM (GBKbO)

277 Are the tits single or in pairs? A pair makes more sense I think.

Posted by: Sports Illustrated PR team at September 16, 2025 01:59 PM (s9EN2)

278 The assassin's father turned down $1.15 million reward money, asking for it to go to the Kirk family instead.

http://tiny.cc/mons001
Posted by: bonhomme


Will the government honor that?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2025 01:59 PM (rYMt6)

279 273 The assassin's father turned down $1.15 million reward money, asking for it to go to the Kirk family instead.

http://tiny.cc/mons001
Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2025 01:57 PM (lIio7)

That's great
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 16, 2025 01:59 PM (NtVYv)


He might need it for lawyers

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2025 01:59 PM (VE6XX)

280 unattached large tits"

Great Tits?

Posted by: man at September 16, 2025 01:59 PM (tubbA)

281 and that includes all the verbal stylings!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2025 02:00 PM (ppG5b)

282 267 Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2025 01:53 PM (5rh/l)

Weren't we supposed to get 150 hurricanes this year with at least 50 of them being major storms and all buildings within 500 miles of the east or Gulf coasts being destroyed because OMB is a non-believer?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2025 01:58 PM (ExV1e)

Yup.

Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2025 02:00 PM (5rh/l)

283 Rosebud
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 16, 2025 01:46 PM (Dv3i1)

Ugh. I'm sure TJM could give reasons why that film is 'important' but I found it to be trash.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2025 01:51 PM


Isn't this the first major motion picture where you see the ceiling in a room?

Posted by: toby928 at September 16, 2025 02:00 PM (jc0TO)

284 Are the tits single or in pairs? A pair makes more sense I think.
Posted by: Sports Illustrated PR team at September 16, 2025 01:59 PM (s9EN2)

Are they Bushtits ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 16, 2025 02:00 PM (NtVYv)

285
They're naming every cloud over the Atlantic to get us into the latter half of the alphabet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


I have a name. Yang name!

Posted by: Cloud William at September 16, 2025 02:00 PM (63Dwl)

286 Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2025 01:57 PM (lIio7)

I think he sounds like an honorable man. First turning his son in and then turning the money over to the Kirk family. I cannot imagine how painful having a son who is murderer must be.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2025 02:00 PM (7RYym)

287 Video of Kash tearing into Schiff.

http://tiny.cc/znns001
Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2025 01:46 PM (lIio7)

thank you!


Posted by: runner at September 16, 2025 02:01 PM (g47mK)

288 Karen Attiah's termination letter has been released by the WaPo. She was terminated for being a raging racist . Shocked, shocked I am

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2025 02:01 PM (lmTGO)

289 Lol. "You are a political buffoon, at best."

Posted by: another man at September 16, 2025 02:02 PM (vFG9F)

290
DOJ is black box until they start charging people in court and presenting evidence at trials.

And how long have they been in charge ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2025 02:02 PM (VE6XX)

291 I think our mortgage is 3.85 which we thought was high when we got it.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 16, 2025 02:02 PM (L+yc7)

292 Oh, Atlanta!
https://youtu.be/ZsZcJH6NvMc

Posted by: Little Feat at September 16, 2025 02:02 PM (wVcYX)

293 Lolgf

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2025 02:02 PM (Hkcdp)

294 I cannot imagine how painful having a son who is murderer must be.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2025 02:00 PM (7RYym)

I’d rather have a murderer than a furry.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2025 02:02 PM (705BX)

295 Is NYC gonna be renamed Puerto Rico North or Ghanna on the Hudson?
***

Gehenna on the Hudson, maybe.

Posted by: Worst Earl Flloyd-George at September 16, 2025 02:03 PM (HgadO)

296
Hellooo?

Is this true? A "judge" dismissed the "murder-terrorism" charges against Democrat poster boy luigi?

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2025 02:03 PM (roMLO)

297 291 I think our mortgage is 3.85 which we thought was high when we got it.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 16, 2025 02:02 PM (L+yc7)

=======

The things we do when major employers dangle nearly 100% raises to prospective employees...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 02:03 PM (GBKbO)

298 Now, are they going to audit all the expenses for her work on this sham prosecution???

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2025 02:04 PM (Hkcdp)

299 Is it Citizen Kane ? Great film....
Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2025 01:55 PM (VE6XX)

You should sit down. It appears that you've suffered a blow to the head.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2025 01:59 PM (ExV1e)

LOL

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2025 02:04 PM (wVcYX)

300 Video of Kash tearing into Schiff.

http://tiny.cc/znns001
Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2025 01:46 PM (lIio7)
====

First time I have seen Schiff-for-brains actually rattled.

"You are a political buffoon at best"

Spectacular.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at September 16, 2025 02:04 PM (1Nv0l)

301 "appearance of general grossness"
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Hmm. Let's try that in Latin:

species crassitudinis generalis

Seems about right.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2025 02:04 PM (XeU6L)

302
I think our mortgage is 3.85 which we thought was high when we got it.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo


My mortgage was 10.25. In 1989.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2025 02:04 PM (63Dwl)

303 I’d rather have a murderer than a furry.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2025 02:02 PM (705BX)

Dude had both.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2025 02:04 PM (i24o9)

304 >>@ChadPergram
·
>>5m
Durbin on hearing with Patel: The last few moments the committee went out of control… Some of the things the witness said had never been said by a witness that… in the time that I've served for 20 years

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2025 02:04 PM (viF8m)

305 @295 only the terrorism charge. The murder charges go forward. That's a NY ct decision, Luigi could still face Fed terrorism charges

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2025 02:05 PM (lmTGO)

306 Durbin on hearing with Patel: The last few moments the committee went out of control… Some of the things the witness said had never been said by a witness that… in the time that I've served for 20 years
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2025 02:04 PM (viF8m)

So Bye,bye Durbin

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2025 02:05 PM (VE6XX)

307 Durbin on hearing with Patel: The last few moments the committee went out of control… Some of the things the witness said had never been said by a witness that… in the time that I've served for 20 years
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2025 02:04 PM (viF8m)

And then Durbin said "my stars!" And fell on his fainting couch.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 16, 2025 02:06 PM (MGB5H)

308
Is this true? A "judge" dismissed the "murder-terrorism" charges against Democrat poster boy luigi?
Posted by: Soothsayer


Heard that on radio news this morning.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2025 02:06 PM (63Dwl)

309 Durbin on hearing with Patel: The last few moments the committee went out of control… Some of the things the witness said had never been said by a witness that… in the time that I've served for 20 years
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2025 02:04 PM (viF8m)


Patel on comments by Durbin: Oh, they've said them. You might not have heard them, but they've said them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2025 02:06 PM (ExV1e)

310
A KISS fan?
Posted by: man at September 16, 2025 01:55 PM (tubbA)


haffhowershower started it

Funny hash, by the way.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2025 02:06 PM (y9nCu)

311 Wow. Am I glad I bailed out of this in time.

Posted by: Keisha Lance Bottoms at September 16, 2025 02:06 PM (XeU6L)

312
terrorism: violence committed to influence political change

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2025 02:06 PM (roMLO)

313 @ChadPergram
·
>>5m
Durbin on hearing with Patel: The last few moments the committee went out of control… Some of the things the witness said had never been said by a witness that… in the time that I've served for 20 years

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So the 2 obvious problems with that are that scum like Durbin has been in office 20 years, and that it took until today's hearing for anyone to tell him the truth.

Posted by: Crusader at September 16, 2025 02:06 PM (TN0g+)

314 Just catching up on the latest
First to work is last to leave due to parking

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2025 02:07 PM (uN3Cy)

315 I wonder if Patel has the communications between Durbin's office and the baseball practice shooter?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2025 02:07 PM (lmTGO)

316 “Gnarly quim “

😂

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2025 02:07 PM (Hkcdp)

317 A "judge" dismissed the "murder-terrorism" charges against Democrat poster boy luigi
***

Odd. He murdered a deep pocketed Democrat donor. You'd think a judge would actually care about recidivism, if just in this one case.

Posted by: Worst Earl Flloyd-George at September 16, 2025 02:07 PM (HgadO)

318 Commenters at DU are NOT happy with the lack of respect that Patel showed Senator Schiff (D-CA).

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 16, 2025 02:08 PM (0sNs1)

319 Why NY dropped terrorism - here's their statute...

S 490.25 Crime of terrorism.
1. A person is guilty of a crime of terrorism when, with intent to intimidate or coerce a civilian population, influence the policy of a unit of government by intimidation or coercion, or affect the conduct of a unit of government by murder, assassination or kidnapping, he or she commits a specified offense.

He wasn't trying to terrorize the civilian population or a unit of government. He was trying to terrorize an industry, or more specifically, one company in that industry...and the statute was not really written to encompass that...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 16, 2025 02:08 PM (tOcjL)

320 Tits imply a pair. Tit is the loneliest number.

Posted by: pudinhead at September 16, 2025 02:08 PM (AdHga)

321 So the 2 obvious problems with that are that scum like Durbin has been in office 20 years, and that it took until today's hearing for anyone to tell him the truth.
Posted by: Crusader at September 16, 2025 02:06 PM (TN0g+)


Is it possible that members of Congress are actually so shielded that they're unaware of how despised they are?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2025 02:08 PM (ExV1e)

322 I see Spartacus had a meltdown too... Must have been glorious...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2025 02:08 PM (VE6XX)

323 Furry is one thing, Ghey furry is another.

Posted by: Sports Illustrated PR team at September 16, 2025 02:08 PM (s9EN2)

324 >>“Gnarly quim “


It's funny, to me, because it sounds like a BMX Trick.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2025 02:08 PM (l1TF7)

325 Isn't this the first major motion picture where you see the ceiling in a room?

Promethius

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 16, 2025 02:08 PM (W24+z)

326 318 Commenters at DU are NOT happy with the lack of respect that Patel showed Senator Schiff (D-CA).
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 16, 2025 02:08 PM (0sNs1)

=======

"Trump must fire Patel!"
-100% probability, I don't even need to see it

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 02:08 PM (GBKbO)

327 “Gnarly quim “

No, it's just an old leather carchers mit.

Posted by: Operator Error at September 16, 2025 02:09 PM (P4dZQ)

328 Semi sentient toad Mazie Hirono: How dare you require women to do "harsh pullups," don't you know men and women are physiologically different?

When does she get cancelled by the left?

http://tiny.cc/9pns001

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2025 02:09 PM (lIio7)

329

Rep. Nancy Mace (R-SC) announced on X late Monday morning that a House resolution will be filed today to strip radical Democrat Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) of all her committee assignments.

This is due to Omar’s vile, unhinged celebration of the assassination of conservative icon Charlie Kirk, the Turning Point USA founder, murdered in a brazen political hit last week.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2025 02:09 PM (63Dwl)

330 "Trump must fire Patel!"
-100% probability, I don't even need to see it
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 02:08 PM


and that's just from the GOP.

Posted by: toby928 at September 16, 2025 02:09 PM (jc0TO)

331
"Trump must fire Patel!"
-100% probability, I don't even need to see it
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 02:08 PM (GBKbO)

He should give him a medal.

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2025 02:09 PM (VE6XX)

332 Tit is the loneliest number.

Most guys would console it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2025 02:09 PM (ExV1e)

333 221 Kash just called out Schiff to his face. "You are the biggest fraud in government."
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The Trump team has (mostly) normalized this type of treatment of the opposition during "hearings". I don't want any more "hearings"--they accomplish *nothing*. Until we do away with them, contempt of the opponent is the only proper response. Nobody sways anyone's opinion and its all just bad theater.
Posted


This. The right needs to play prisoner dilemma rule tul the left starts acting sane.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 16, 2025 02:09 PM (diYnD)

334
That senile racist al green, of all people, had sane & compassionate words for Charlie Kirk.

But not that somali cunt omar. Oh no, she couldn't keep her demon mouth shut.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2025 02:09 PM (roMLO)

335 Gnarly Quim.... > or < Harley Quinn?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2025 02:09 PM (06Hmj)

336 Next up .. Letitia James

Posted by: SMOD at September 16, 2025 02:10 PM (RHGPo)

337 Tits imply a pair. Tit is the loneliest number.
Posted by: pudinhead

*sobs*

Posted by: Supernumerary Mammary Glands at September 16, 2025 02:11 PM (w9Wax)

338 It would be nice if Patel revealed more about the Arlington baseball shooting. People are rightly mentioning Scalise’s injuries, but there were 2 dozen or so Congressmen there. It was only because Scalise came with his two security people (as House Speaker) that it wasn’t a mass murder.

The shooter had every intention of changing the balance of power in the House.

*Much like Benghazi, where 30+ people were left to die, and only by the superior protection of the security guys was it kept to only 4 dead.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2025 02:12 PM (Hkcdp)

339 "The assassin's father turned down $1.15 million reward money, asking for it to go to the Kirk family instead."

Good Lord. I cant imagine what it must have been like for this man to turn his own son in, and place himself under the spotlight as a failed Father.

Posted by: Fenrisulven at September 16, 2025 02:12 PM (ciYHQ)

340 Mighty Quinn > Harley Quinn > Gnarly Quim

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at September 16, 2025 02:12 PM (1Nv0l)

341 I've been noticing that people now refer to the plains states as "the midwest" when it was always Ohio, Indiana and Kentucky

Posted by: SMOD at September 16, 2025 02:12 PM (RHGPo)

342 I’m afraid to find out what Mukbang is.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2025 02:13 PM (6ydKt)

343 Kash just called out Schiff to his face. "You are the biggest fraud in government."
Posted by: bonhomme

$ [almost] makes Spartacus cry like a little girl.

https://is.gd/cOLqOW
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Who Has Had About Enough! at September 16, 2025 01:47 PM (L/fGl)

I would have paid good money to see Kash drag Booger over that desk and punch his lights out. I guess I don't have that kind of restraint. Booger needs a little lesson.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 16, 2025 02:13 PM (5xuJ/)

344 It was only because Scalise came with his two security people (as House Speaker) that it wasn’t a mass murder.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2025 02:12 PM (Hkcdp)
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And that one of them was a remarkably good shot at range with his handgun, iirc.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at September 16, 2025 02:14 PM (1Nv0l)

345 Trump is gonna make them pay for celebrating Kirk's murder. Take it to the bank, cash it, pay down your mortgage with it. He is going to make them pay. Even if it has to wait until the SOTU.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2025 02:14 PM (GUGzt)

346 “Gnarly quim “

No, it's just an old leather carchers mit.
Posted by: Operator Error at September 16, 2025 02:09 PM (P4dZQ)

A liberal application of mink oil and a few rounds of catch should revitalize it.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2025 02:14 PM (wVcYX)

347 FAFO. The guy first arrested trying to give the charlie kirk assassin time to escape has just been hit with child pron possession charges.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 16, 2025 02:14 PM (0N4FZ)

348 Rep. Nancy Mace (R-SC) announced on X late Monday morning that a House resolution will be filed today to strip radical Democrat Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) of all her committee assignments.

This is due to Omar’s vile, unhinged celebration of the assassination of conservative icon Charlie Kirk, the Turning Point USA founder, murdered in a brazen political hit last week.
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That's a good start. Step 2 should be the Trump Administration moving to strip Omar of her citizenship. There's no way she's legally a citizen of this country. She lied on the entrance process, I guarantee it.

Posted by: Crusader at September 16, 2025 02:15 PM (TN0g+)

349 The assassin's father turned down $1.15 million reward money, asking for it to go to the Kirk family instead."
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And the Left reminded everyone all week that this man is a Conservative Republican Christian, yeah? Just checking.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2025 02:15 PM (GUGzt)

350
What are the chances the parents of tyler join, in some way, Turning Point USA, to warn other parents of leftist radicalization?

I dunno, I can kinda see that happening. Unless they're No Good, and in denial.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2025 02:15 PM (R/5iR)

351 >>> The assassin's father turned down $1.15 million reward money, asking for it to go to the Kirk family instead. http://tiny.cc/mons001
Posted by: bonhomme

No no, they are supposed to take it, buy houses and cars, and then have their son get a public defender! They are doing this murder son grift thing all wrong.

Posted by: LizLem at September 16, 2025 02:16 PM (gWBY1)

352 "The assassin's father turned down $1.15 million reward money, asking for it to go to the Kirk family instead."

Good Lord. I cant imagine what it must have been like for this man to turn his own son in, and place himself under the spotlight as a failed Father.
Posted by: Fenri


nobody wants to profit from his childs misery

Posted by: n at September 16, 2025 02:16 PM (aNQXe)

353 Is it possible that members of Congress are actually so shielded that they're unaware of how despised they are?
***

I think a lot of their behavior is because they're very aware of how despised they are.

Posted by: Worst Earl Flloyd-George at September 16, 2025 02:16 PM (tV7+q)

354 Trump's team sure is entertaining.

https://tinyurl.com/28zdknud

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2025 02:17 PM (viF8m)

355 Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq., hardest hit, as are his Sexual Law associates Lance Clamstabber and Rex DeQuim. They will no longer be making hundreds of thousands of dollars on a case they have no qualifications for apart from their ability to maintain an erection in the face of Fani's weapons-grade fromunda stank.

Beautiful cruelty.

Posted by: Peak ace at September 16, 2025 02:17 PM (TbWk/)

356 it would have been fun to see how much a kirk go fund me would have gotten

Posted by: n at September 16, 2025 02:17 PM (aNQXe)

357 Good Lord. I cant imagine what it must have been like for this man to turn his own son in, and place himself under the spotlight as a failed Father.
Posted by: Fenrisulven


You're really going to slap the guy around for doing the right thing?

Go crawl back under your bridge.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 16, 2025 02:17 PM (a+4eV)

358 nobody wants to profit from his childs misery
Posted by: n at September 16, 2025 02:16 PM (aNQXe)

I mean this in the most respectful way possible really but you have lived a very sheltered life.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2025 02:17 PM (GUGzt)

359 353 Is it possible that members of Congress are actually so shielded that they're unaware of how despised they are?
***

I think a lot of their behavior is because they're very aware of how despised they are.
Posted by: Worst Earl Flloyd-George at September 16, 2025 02:16 PM (tV7+q)

======

Remember, Congress critters are known to love House of Cards specifically because of how awful Congress critters come off in it.

Scheming, amoral shitheads who will do anything for power love to see scheming, amoral shitheads doing anything for power while dressed up like their audience.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 16, 2025 02:17 PM (GBKbO)

360 nobody Karmelo Anthony's Father wants to profit from his childs misery

Posted by: n at September 16, 2025 02:16 PM (aNQXe)

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2025 02:18 PM (i24o9)

361 nobody Karmelo Anthony's Father wants to profit from his childs misery

Posted by: n at September 16, 2025 02:16 PM (aNQXe)
Posted by: Comrade



yeah, should have been more discriminating in the comment and referred to humans

Posted by: n at September 16, 2025 02:19 PM (aNQXe)

362 nobody wants to profit from his childs misery
Posted by: n at September 16, 2025 02:16 PM (aNQXe)


I wouldn't say nobody. -- Karmelo Anthony's parents

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2025 02:19 PM (ExV1e)

363 "We should get comfortable with winning instead of always looking for doom around the corner."

Not yet. Before Trump, the GOP brand had come to stand for Impotence and Treachery. It got so bad that I infiltrated my local Antifa cell, thinking that sabo from within would be our only recourse. I want to see how the GOP behaves after Trump before I trust them again.

Posted by: Fenrisulven at September 16, 2025 02:19 PM (ciYHQ)

364 yeah, should have been more discriminating in the comment and referred to humans

Posted by: n at September 16, 2025 02:19 PM (aNQXe)

You were wrong on the internet.

Be better.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2025 02:19 PM (i24o9)

365 I mean this in the most respectful way possible really but you have lived a very sheltered life.
Posted by: ...




yeah, should have been more discriminating in the comment and referred to humans

Posted by: n at September 16, 2025 02:20 PM (aNQXe)

366 I imagine part of the formulation "Nobody wants X" is the implied "(and if they do, they're completely effed up)".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2025 02:20 PM (06Hmj)

367 ‘ her collection of industrial strength Female Massage Wands.’

Rumor has it that her house is electrified with 480V, 3Ph.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 16, 2025 02:21 PM (jbnUc)

368 yeah, should have been more discriminating in the comment and referred to humans
Posted by: n at September 16, 2025 02:20 PM (aNQXe)

Fair

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2025 02:21 PM (GUGzt)

369 What are the chances the parents of tyler join, in some way, Turning Point USA, to warn other parents of leftist radicalization?

I dunno, I can kinda see that happening. Unless they're No Good, and in denial.
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2025 02:15 PM (R/5iR)
********
Evidently, they're good people. Mom also helped turn him in.

I'd be so mad I would not pay for his attorney he would need to get a court appointed one.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2025 02:21 PM (NpAcC)

370 imagine part of the formulation "Nobody wants X" is the implied "(and if they do, they're completely effed up)".
Posted by: Warai

Posted by: n at September 16, 2025 02:21 PM (iZg4u)

371 > I’m afraid to find out what Mukbang is.

Surprisingly, it's not a sex thing. It's a weird sort of social media post where someone videos themselves eating a massive amount of calories and interacts with people on chat.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2025 02:22 PM (lIio7)

372 Utah County DA announces they will seek the death penalty.

Posted by: Duke Lowell , Statistically Improbable Reader at September 16, 2025 02:22 PM (u73oe)

373 have to give the dad cred for what he did , however, I would have going with locking him in the attic forever

Posted by: n at September 16, 2025 02:22 PM (iZg4u)

374 Feather: "You're really going to slap the guy around for doing the right thing? Go crawl back under your bridge."

Read slower. I'm commending him for giving up the reward after everything he's been through:

"Good Lord. I cant imagine what it must have been like for this man to turn his own son in, and place himself under the spotlight as a failed Father"

Posted by: Fenrisulven at September 16, 2025 02:23 PM (ciYHQ)

375 Pullups are body weight exercises, don't be a bloated sow and they are easier.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 16, 2025 02:23 PM (rvwwT)

376 I think like 98% of Mukbang is fake so still a better record than most things on the web.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2025 02:23 PM (GUGzt)

377 371 > I’m afraid to find out what Mukbang is.

Surprisingly, it's not a sex thing. It's a weird sort of social media post where someone videos themselves eating a massive amount of calories and interacts with people on chat.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2025 02:22 PM (lIio7)

Umm...

Posted by: Rule 34 at September 16, 2025 02:23 PM (8hxDK)

378 I’m afraid to find out what Mukbang is.

Surprisingly, it's not a sex thing. It's a weird sort of social media post where someone videos themselves eating a massive amount of calories and interacts with people on chat.
Posted by: bonh


why is everything about sex with some

Posted by: n at September 16, 2025 02:23 PM (iZg4u)

379 Hey great news, Tim Walz is running for a third term as governor. Minnesota is doomed

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2025 02:24 PM (lmTGO)

380 Plenty of parents want to profit from their children's' misery. Parents (usually mothers) of trannys who want the social credit and adulation at the local Oprah book club for having their gender dysmorphic accessory. Desmond is Amazing's mother, who pimps him out to perform in front of ghey men. Parents (usually mothers) who fabricate criminal allegations against kids' fathers for leverage in divorce cases and/or engage in parental alienation. Saying otherwise is just rank nonsense.

Posted by: Profit? Hell they create it then profit from it at September 16, 2025 02:24 PM (TbWk/)

381 Feather: "You're really going to slap the guy around for doing the right thing? Go crawl back under your bridge."

Read slower. I'm commending him for giving up the reward after everything he's been through:

"Good Lord. I cant imagine what it must have been like for this man to turn his own son in, and place himself under the spotlight as a failed Father"
Posted by: Fenri

it is horde decorum to give commenters the benefit of the doubt, you should generally assume good will with comments

Posted by: n at September 16, 2025 02:25 PM (iZg4u)

382 Umm...
Posted by: Rule 34


Well, some weirdos will make anything a sex thing. But Mukbang isn't traditionally a sex thing.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2025 02:25 PM (lIio7)

383 Surprisingly, it's not a sex thing. It's a weird sort of social media post where someone videos themselves eating a massive amount of calories and interacts with people on chat.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2025 02:22 PM (lIio7)

So it’s like ASMR for gluttons.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2025 02:25 PM (6ydKt)

384 There's some wild non-human family in Mississippi wanting to make buck off their son's suicide today. Hanged himself bit theyre going full Freddie's Fashion Mart

Posted by: dagny at September 16, 2025 02:25 PM (ILGo9)

385 Rumor has it that her house is electrified with 480V, 3Ph.

Posted by: Dr. Claw
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600A service, and yet, neighbors report dimming lights.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2025 02:26 PM (XeU6L)

386 Parents (usually mothers) who fabricate criminal allegations against kids' fathers for leverage in divorce cases and/or engage in parental alienation. Saying otherwise is just rank nonsense.
Posted by: Profit? Hell they create it then profit from it at September 16, 2025 02:24 PM (TbWk/)

It gets to the difference between a parent and someone who simply whelped a bastard like any other mammal is capable of doing.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2025 02:26 PM (06Hmj)

387 >>>I’m afraid to find out what Mukbang is.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2025 02:13 PM (6ydKt)

Mukbang was Daewo's attempt to get in on the small road-legal scooter market. Unfortunately the Korean offering was oversized, underpowered, and the motor and shifting was more complicated than what was accepted by the target market, so it didn't sell, even in Korea.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2025 02:26 PM (rbvCR)

388 Surprisingly, it's not a sex thing. It's a weird sort of social media post where someone videos themselves eating a massive amount of calories and interacts with people on chat.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2025 02:22 PM (lIio7)

So it’s like ASMR for gluttons.
Posted by: S


its is for those that have erred by conflating sex with eating, its is a costanza thing

Posted by: n at September 16, 2025 02:26 PM (iZg4u)

389 Well, some weirdos will make anything a sex thing. But Mukbang isn't traditionally a sex thing.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2025 02:25 PM (lIio7)

Gluttony as entertainment basically. Now there's the whole weird ass feeder fetish but that's different.

Posted by: Social media delenda est at September 16, 2025 02:27 PM (TbWk/)

390 >>> The assassin's father turned down $1.15 million reward money, asking for it to go to the Kirk family instead.

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I was reading elsewhere earlier today that this is a fabrication; a made up story. Who knows the truth.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 16, 2025 02:27 PM (qBdHI)

391 600A service, and yet, neighbors report dimming lights.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2025 02:26 PM (XeU6L)

"That's not very green".

"Bitch, it was green until someone stoled it to huck it at a WNBA game!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2025 02:27 PM (06Hmj)

392 On the refusals to honor moments of silence and the comments about how Kirk deserved it, isn't it really really terrible how Trump has "lowered our discourse"? You can see why these delicate wallflowers were so righteously offended by Trump's potty mouth.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2025 02:27 PM (GUGzt)

393 wow, not a name you see around here anymore

Posted by: n at September 16, 2025 02:28 PM (iZg4u)

394 A "pull up helper" exists. Really clever. Dial up or down the assist. Neighbor bought one for his girls.

Posted by: Sports Illustrated PR team at September 16, 2025 02:28 PM (s9EN2)

395 So it’s like ASMR for gluttons.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2025 02:25 PM (6ydKt)

So, pig noises?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2025 02:28 PM (i24o9)

396 The most trenchant thing Trump probably ever said was when he talked about how Schumer and Pelosi would cry etc for the cameras and then "go in a room and laugh". If that doesn't sum up the Left perfectly nothing does.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2025 02:28 PM (GUGzt)

397 just saw some of the Patel vid's from this morning.

My oh my, he wasn't going to take any guff from the Dem's.

Posted by: WisRich at September 16, 2025 02:28 PM (G0vdT)

398 Kash just called out Schiff to his face. "You are the biggest fraud in government."
Posted by: bonhomme


I wonder how thick that manila file folder Patel has on Schiff.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2025 02:29 PM (rbvCR)

399 nood!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2025 02:29 PM (ppG5b)

400 Nood. Luigi Mangione.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2025 02:29 PM (ExV1e)

401 I’m afraid to find out what Mukbang is.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2025 02:13 PM (6ydKt)
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"It's when I fucked Fani"

-- Honeycum Powerfuck

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 16, 2025 02:29 PM (iFTx/)

402 He wasn't trying to terrorize the civilian population or a unit of government. He was trying to terrorize an industry, or more specifically, one company in that industry...and the statute was not really written to encompass that...
Posted by: Nova Local a


I get the stupid reading they are insisting, but the insurance industry is made up of 'civilians' and the company is as well by extension. It says 'a civilian population' not 'the civilian population.'

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2025 02:29 PM (mlg/3)

403 "Evidently, they're good people."

Which worries me. People like this have difficulty living with the shame of something like this. They ask themselves what they did wrong as parents. They fall into despair and sometimes suicide.

Posted by: Fenrisulven at September 16, 2025 02:30 PM (ciYHQ)

404 Mukbang was Daewo's attempt to get in on the small road-legal scooter market. Unfortunately the Korean offering was oversized, underpowered, and the motor and shifting was more complicated than what was accepted by the target market, so it didn't sell, even in Korea.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2025 02:26 PM (rbvCR)


So they’re eating Korean scooters?

With noodles?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2025 02:30 PM (6ydKt)

405 385
‘ 600A service, and yet, neighbors report dimming lights.’😀

And a weird humming, like a muffled Jack hammer.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 16, 2025 02:30 PM (jbnUc)

406 I was reading elsewhere earlier today that this is a fabrication; a made up story. Who knows the truth.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 16, 2025 02:27 PM (qBdHI)

I thought the initial reward offered was $100k. I've not seen this $1M plus number before. I would like to see confirmation from a reliable source especially considering how fast and how much the bullshit has been slung around this assassination, pretty much starting within the first 60 seconds and continuing thereafter.

Posted by: Shared skepticism at September 16, 2025 02:30 PM (TbWk/)

407 Mukbang is a thing for a very particular group of perverts.

Basically, a big fat guy or gal will hoover down some ridiculous quantity of disgusting food, like three buckets of KFC with nachos cheese all over it or something, while grunting and splattering it all over the place like a human pig.

The audience watches this person kill himself with food, while laughing at him. It's the endpoint of stuff like Honey Boo-Boo, and circus sideshow geeks.

Posted by: Worst Earl Flloyd-George at September 16, 2025 02:30 PM (tV7+q)

408 69 Hochul endorsed Mamdani. She looks like a deer in the headlights. She is stupid , corrupt and it looks like she's starting to figure out how much she is screwed.

Hochul is a witch. You'll find her face in the dictionary.

Posted by: Bladerunner2019 at September 16, 2025 02:31 PM (hg9DX)

409 So, Fenrisulven is also Feather. Hope these people figure out who they are. It's like gender fluid, quel nom écureuil poilu?



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2025 02:31 PM (Dzytg)

410 Is it normal for prosecutors to lay out their entire case during the revealing of the charges? Because that is what the Utah prosecutor is doing right now. Doesn’t this taint the jury?

Posted by: Jen the original at September 16, 2025 02:32 PM (W2jbp)

411
"Good Lord. I cant imagine what it must have been like for this man to turn his own son in, and place himself under the spotlight as a failed Father"
Posted by: Fenri
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I can't either. And, I'm not going to ,without knowledge, hold the father solely responsible for his son's fuckedupidness. Contemporary culture/society has gone off the rails, and has greater impact on young people than can be imagined, more than family. We see it every day.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2025 02:32 PM (XeU6L)

412 Posted by: Fenrisulven at September 16, 2025 02:12 PM (ciYHQ)

I don't know that's he's a failed father. His son had independent agency and the non furry kid sounds like he was bright. I'd say it was the internet weirdos that were the failures

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2025 02:33 PM (ELdpA)

413 >>> Good Lord. I cant imagine what it must have been like for this man to turn his own son in, and place himself under the spotlight as a failed Father.
Posted by: Fenrisulven

Children have agency, and as they get older, the influence of parents often gets hijacked by peers, media, social media.

Angela Lansbury took her daughter to England once she realized her daughter was getting mixed up in the Charles Manson cult. Daughter credits that with saving her. But not every parent can move their child to England on a whim.

Anyone who thinks parents are 100% to blame when a kid breaks bad must think God is the absolute worst parent, then? I mean that Lucifer kid, whooo! God really screwed up there, right? What a horrible dad! Or...we have agency and can also choose. If god is perfect and had a kid break bad, so can regular mortal parents.

Cut these parents some slack and give them some grace.

Posted by: LizLem at September 16, 2025 02:35 PM (gWBY1)

414 Fried eggs and pancakes...there's a joke somewhere...
Posted by: mishdog at September 16, 2025
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Tossed salad & scrambled eggs?

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at September 16, 2025 02:39 PM (6XWWn)

415 Snopes is saying the story that he donated the 1.15 M ain't so.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 16, 2025 02:41 PM (L+yc7)

416 King of Sting and Master of Disaster are two of the nicknames Apollo Creed was introduced under in the original Rocky movies.
Me, i've always been partial to the nickname Stitch Jones (Mario Van Peebles) used during his introduction as a singer in 'Heartbreak Ridge': The Ayatollah of RockandRolla.

Guaranteed eyeroll from my wife every time I use it.

Posted by: Nelly at September 16, 2025 02:47 PM (cHLus)

417 Michael Keaton reacts to 'irony' of Charlie Kirk being 'killed with a gun,' says violence 'will never answer anything'
. . . .
The star, who played real-life investigative reporter Walter Robinson in 2015's Spotlight, went on to tell the audience that, "Because, in the end, shooting people will never answer anything," while he felt that "the irony that he was killed with a gun is unbelievable."

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And that's why we're all speaking Japanese today! In fairness, he also said, “Before we start to get into the meat of this thing, I’m going to take a minute to say that, regardless of how I probably — not probably — have disagreed with many things he said, Charlie Kirk leaves behind two kids and a wife,” He is a both sider, though.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Who Has Had About Enough! at September 16, 2025 02:48 PM (L/fGl)

418 Hochul endorsed Mamdani.

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Didja see Madmani wants to free sex offenders?

Mamdani’s plan to free sex offenders will make New York City even worse.
New Rape City

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Who Has Had About Enough! at September 16, 2025 02:53 PM (L/fGl)

419 And a weird humming, like a muffled Jack hammer.
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Snort.

Posted by: pudinhead at September 16, 2025 02:54 PM (AdHga)

420 Durbin on hearing with Patel: The last few moments the committee went out of control… Some of the things the witness said had never been said by a witness that… in the time that I've served for 20 years
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2025 02:04 PM (viF8m)

So Bye,bye Durbin
Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2025 02:05 PM (VE6XX)

Isn't Durbin the one whose buddy/staffer shot up the congressional baseball game?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2025 03:01 PM (8avO+)

421 Ace - After this post, I just don't understand why the NYT and WaPo aren't in a massive bidding war to make you Editor in Chief.

Posted by: Fritzy at September 16, 2025 03:21 PM (T5dpv)

422 Something tells me i dont want to know what mukbang content is....

Posted by: Um, yeah, no at September 16, 2025 03:22 PM (gtNUW)

423 Breaking! New delicious lunch! Plain rice cake, smoosh a fig on it, add a piece of harvarti, a little sliced grilled chicken breast and a sprinkle of black garlic sesame finishing salt.
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2025 01:18 PM (OoFl2)
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Now we just need to find a name for this delectable dish that captures the essence of Fani Willis...

This where crowdsourcing to the Horde pays off.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2025 01:22 PM (7fElN)

Fani-Sweetdick fusion chips.

I think I may have to puke

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 16, 2025 03:26 PM (JNTt1)

424 After this post, I just don't understand why the NYT and WaPo aren't in a massive bidding war to make you Editor in Chief.
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Oh this is brilliant. With a few emendations, the "news" becomes oh so interesting again.

Posted by: Um, yeah, YES!! at September 16, 2025 03:26 PM (gtNUW)

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