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Best hummingbird feeder ever
Halfswording
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Tonight's Venn
Genius
Neat
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Bet this woman is glad they shot Charlie
This looks fun
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Tonight's conspiracy theory
Absolute legend
One night in Bangkok
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Fun factoid
The problem with translators
Quick-thinking man
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Watch vs Warning
In this house we believe that
This just amused me
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Have i hit tje jackpot.
Posted by: From about That Time at September 12, 2025 09:56 PM (n4GiU)
Posted by: RickZ at September 12, 2025 09:57 PM (gKDq2)
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Posted by: Zeera. I voted for ALL of this at September 12, 2025 10:01 PM (JU+zk)
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Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at September 12, 2025 10:02 PM (atZ8o)
Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at September 12, 2025 10:03 PM (nxhlp)
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Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 12, 2025 10:03 PM (dDmld)
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Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 12, 2025 10:05 PM (dDmld)
Posted by: Dr. T at September 12, 2025 10:05 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: Bulg at September 12, 2025 10:06 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord! at September 12, 2025 10:06 PM (kpS4V)
You use measure... distance... you stay outside the half sword range... and you own him.
Yeah... 30 years of historic Sword fighting here.
Posted by: Romeo13! at September 12, 2025 10:06 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: keena at September 12, 2025 10:08 PM (1D+/d)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 12, 2025 10:08 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord! at September 12, 2025 10:08 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: davidt at September 12, 2025 10:08 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: anachronda at September 12, 2025 10:09 PM (edU/H)
Going to see Henry Cho in concert tomorrow night 🥳🎊🥳🎊🥳 Staying overnight in a hotel next to the venue -
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at September 12, 2025 10:10 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Dr. T
I don’t know how I would tell a three year-old that her daddy was dead.
Posted by: QED Texan at September 12, 2025 10:10 PM (fveCG)
Posted by: Bulg at September 12, 2025 10:11 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: davidt at September 12, 2025 10:08 PM (i0F8b)
Maybe he was ambidextrous?
Posted by: Dr. T at September 12, 2025 10:11 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: davidt at September 12, 2025 10:08 PM (i0F8b)
The intentions were good. It's the thought that counts.
Posted by: RickZ at September 12, 2025 10:11 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 12, 2025 10:12 PM (aWmr1)
Posted by: davidt at September 12, 2025 10:08 PM (i0F8b)
I was thinking that too
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 12, 2025 10:12 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 12, 2025 10:13 PM (3wXSL)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at September 12, 2025 10:13 PM (hirWM)
Posted by: RickZ at September 12, 2025 10:11 PM (gKDq2)
Good intentions? Don't those pave something or other?
Posted by: Dr. T at September 12, 2025 10:14 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 12, 2025 10:14 PM (WXvh7)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 12, 2025 10:14 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: QED Texan at September 12, 2025 10:14 PM (fveCG)
All the way from Australia. THAT 'S how powerful Charlie's words were.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2025 10:14 PM (D3P9d)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 12, 2025 10:14 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: davidt at September 12, 2025 10:08 PM (i0F8b)
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So? He lost his left arm in a threshing machine accident.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 12, 2025 10:15 PM (dDmld)
Posted by: gKWVE at September 12, 2025 10:15 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 12, 2025 10:15 PM (bJRuO)
Posted by: QED Texan at September 12, 2025 10:10 PM (fveCG)
Not making light of anything. When I was young, had a second cousin and her husband killed in a car accident by a drunk driver. Left behind 3 kids, two not school-age yet. It's hard. But at least Charlie's two have their mother. Small graces.
Posted by: RickZ at September 12, 2025 10:16 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2025 10:16 PM (D3P9d)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 12, 2025 10:16 PM (dDmld)
Posted by: gKWVE at September 12, 2025 10:15 PM (gKWVE)
boobs are implied
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Posted by: davidt at September 12, 2025 10:08 PM (i0F8b)
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So? He lost his left arm in a threshing machine accident.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43
Wankers
Posted by: Spinal Tap drummers at September 12, 2025 10:16 PM (SLwrZ)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 12, 2025 10:17 PM (aWmr1)
Posted by: t-bird at September 12, 2025 10:17 PM (Qgg5f)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 12, 2025 10:17 PM (ZTk50)
More than I'm capable of or willing to.
I hope everyone is well.
Posted by: eleven at September 12, 2025 10:17 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: davidt at September 12, 2025 10:08 PM (i0F8b)
🎵Right arm! Left arm! Father Abraham, had many sons, many sons had Faaaaather Abraham...🎵
Posted by: Cray Cray at September 12, 2025 10:17 PM (EES2L)
Posted by: Michelle Fields at September 12, 2025 10:18 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: four seasons at September 12, 2025 10:18 PM (3ek7K)
Make the media and Democrats say his name every day, or refuse to.
Posted by: ... at September 12, 2025 10:18 PM (E0p3T)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 12, 2025 10:18 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 12, 2025 10:18 PM (ZTk50)
OK, I have to give this the biggest thumbs-up ever!
Posted by: GWB at September 12, 2025 10:18 PM (RTQn+)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 12, 2025 10:19 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 12, 2025 10:17 PM (ZTk50)
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By law, every shop teacher has to be missing at least a finger and sport an eye patch.
Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord! at September 12, 2025 10:19 PM (kpS4V)
They said that was 'propaganda'. They don't print propaganda, they say.
You can email the SOBs at corporate like I did to remind them why they exist.
As an aside it reminds me of that old saw that the power of the press resides with the people that own presses.
Posted by: torabora at September 12, 2025 10:20 PM (+LXmR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 12, 2025 10:15 PM (dDmld)
Not to mention his ears and that automatic rice picker incident.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 12, 2025 10:20 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: eleven at September 12, 2025 10:20 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 12, 2025 10:21 PM (G1ktt)
OK, I have to give this the biggest thumbs-up ever!
Posted by: GWB
Yes! However I hate people more clever than I. I'm sure that huge number doesn't really care though.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 12, 2025 10:21 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 12, 2025 10:21 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Cicero
Clank clank, clank clank, clank clank clank, cla
Tommy! You'd better stop that or you'll go blind!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2025 10:21 PM (D3P9d)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 12, 2025 10:22 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: Piper at September 12, 2025 10:23 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Dr. T
I know - I boo hoo'd little a little girl. My 8 year old discovered his mom's body after she passed. I threw him and my 10 year old out of the house to remove them from the scene. When I went out into the front yard a few minutes later, the 8 yr old asked me 'Why would anyone kill Momma?'
That's not what happened buddy. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at September 12, 2025 10:23 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: tankdemon
I have Rhino Beetles that burrow under my pecan tree that come back every year. They're horny too, but come by that naturally.
Posted by: Big Black Bug Bled Black Blood at September 12, 2025 10:23 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: gKWVE at September 12, 2025 10:23 PM (gKWVE)
All the way from Australia. THAT 'S how powerful Charlie's words were.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2025 10:14 PM (D3P9d)
The cobs at Instapundit have been collecting and posting international reactions today.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 12, 2025 10:24 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at September 12, 2025 10:24 PM (dE3DB)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 12, 2025 10:24 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: 496 at September 12, 2025 10:24 PM (go8bP)
Wyoming is for crazy people.
That's their new tourism brochure.
Stole it from Virginia.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 12, 2025 10:25 PM (bJRuO)
Posted by: Boss Moss at
Yes, but if you say it with serious conviction, it will take a few to get it. In the meantime, they are in awe of your knowledge.
Posted by: Piper at September 12, 2025 10:25 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 12, 2025 10:22 PM (lFFaq)
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She probably had an extinguisher strapped to her thigh.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 12, 2025 10:25 PM (dDmld)
Posted by: Overcrowding is a beast at September 12, 2025 10:25 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Fish-eyed Fool! at September 12, 2025 10:26 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Case at September 12, 2025 10:26 PM (iwlvf)
Safe and comfortable works for me. I can sleep in the tub.
Posted by: From about That Time at September 12, 2025 10:26 PM (n4GiU)
Posted by: Nerd Herd at September 12, 2025 10:26 PM (6nQni)
Posted by: Piper at September 12, 2025 10:27 PM (p4NUW)
That's not what happened buddy. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at September 12, 2025 10:23 PM (cYBz/)
Fuuuuck.
Posted by: That's super horrible at September 12, 2025 10:27 PM (TbWk/)
apparently I'm not.
Posted by: eleven at September 12, 2025 10:20 PM (aTgV0)
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I spent 10 years in Seattle then 20 years in VT.
I love it here in Wyoming. Love it
Posted by: 496 at September 12, 2025 10:27 PM (go8bP)
Posted by: Elderly Git at September 12, 2025 10:27 PM (ImqEA)
Posted by: Case
Look on the bright side. If you're living in Wyoming when it blows, you won't feel a thing. The rest of the world will suffer but that isn't your problem anymore.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 12, 2025 10:28 PM (G1ktt)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 12, 2025 10:28 PM (VphID)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 12, 2025 10:28 PM (bJRuO)
Posted by: Cicero
that's a pretty big assumption
where there's a will, there's a way
Posted by: Otto Pen at September 12, 2025 10:28 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: four seasons at September 12, 2025 10:18 PM (3ek7K)
No kidding! Inspector was looking into what it would take to move back to Linear and either there's *nothing* to buy or prices are super high.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 12, 2025 10:28 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: Case
Only the northwest corner. If things go sideways though, the rest of the State will be UNDER the super volcano.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 12, 2025 10:28 PM (TfUTr)
Puddleglum,
Yep, it will happen quickly. We won't have time to bend over and kiss our asses goodbye.
Posted by: four seasons at September 12, 2025 10:29 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 12, 2025 10:29 PM (VphID)
Posted by: RickZ
Before I married Mrs. QED, her sister became a young widow with 4 small children. Not a murder. Cancer. The kids are all grown now. Wonderful people.
Posted by: QED Texan at September 12, 2025 10:29 PM (fveCG)
They said that was 'propaganda'. They don't print propaganda, they say.
You can email the SOBs at corporate like I did to remind them why they exist.
As an aside it reminds me of that old saw that the power of the press resides with the people that own presses.
Posted by: torabora at September 12, 2025 10:20 PM (+LXmR)
The CEO , who is a Trump supporter , would love to hear about that.
Posted by: runner at September 12, 2025 10:29 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Elderly Git at September 12, 2025 10:27 PM (ImqEA)
Scientific results based upon who financially supports the 'science'.
Posted by: RickZ at September 12, 2025 10:29 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 12, 2025 10:16 PM (dDmld)
With those stories, how often did he need to?
Posted by: Nerd Herd at September 12, 2025 10:29 PM (6nQni)
You know me, prepare to die
You know me, the snakebite kiss
Devil's grip, the iron fist
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 12, 2025 10:30 PM (snZF9)
It's a clock, I set the time in the morning that I want to get up and the alarm rings. It has a snooze function so if I don't want to get up then (this accounts for 100% of the time TBH) I just hit the snooze button. But this is the magic part, time stops at that point.
If I snooze for a half hour I'm not late, or an hour, or three hours, whatever doesn't matter, but when the snooze ends time starts again.
Now this is when my brain starts with the but, but, if time stops then how are you able to go back to sleep, if time doesn't stop for you but it does for everything else then what about the air you're breathing and that means that you'll grow older soon and and... SHUT UP YOU STUPID BRAIN IT'S MAGIC!!!
Posted by: banana Dream at September 12, 2025 10:30 PM (3uBP9)
Grandma still pulling insane shit. Went to the cops to ask them to call here and get the service info. Hey, bitch, maybe don't call all insulting and ranting and then hanging up when you don't get the answer you want and you won't get blocked. She doesn't get to go to the "family" service.
But, yeah, headed for the hills and took a hike. Good for the mental clarity. Lunch at the Pie Bar in Strawberry. They do decent empanadas.
Yep, a very good day indeed.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 12, 2025 10:30 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 12, 2025 10:30 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Archimedes at September 12, 2025 10:30 PM (Riz8t)
>>Can someone explain the understanding science pic?
Science is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 12, 2025 10:30 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 12, 2025 10:31 PM (VphID)
Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2025 10:32 PM (krQz2)
>>Can someone explain the understanding science pic?
Science is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
LOL!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 12, 2025 10:33 PM (G1ktt)
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at September 12, 2025 10:33 PM (dDmld)
Be a bit more inspired.
Fun Fact: Antimatter is estimated to be at $62.5 trillion per gram.
If you want something a bit more marketable: Californium-252 at $27 million per gram.
If you want to be killed by the diamond cartels, high quality gems are up to $55k per gram.
You can afford anything you want.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 12, 2025 10:33 PM (a4flb)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 12, 2025 10:31 PM (VphID)
He was ambi-chivalrous
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 12, 2025 10:33 PM (bJRuO)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 12, 2025 10:34 PM (VphID)
It was a Mazda Miata.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 12, 2025 10:36 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 12, 2025 10:38 PM (VphID)
Posted by: scampydog at September 12, 2025 10:38 PM (63tLs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 12, 2025 10:38 PM (QjQFX)
Posted by: davidt at September 12, 2025 10:08 PM (i0F8b)
Or some dimwit reversed the image wherever it was found.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 12, 2025 10:40 PM (QjQFX)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at September 12, 2025 10:41 PM (ha1wR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 12, 2025 10:40 PM (QjQFX)
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But then wouldn't the thumb be on the wrong side?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 12, 2025 10:42 PM (dDmld)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 12, 2025 10:42 PM (ZTk50)
Little Half monkey homunculus. Who doesn't want one of those following you around? And, I'm assuming I get to name him. He dresses like me. AND, he has a special skill.
So, do you think he can steal cars? Am I going to need a phone book for him to sit on, or is that part of the skill?
Posted by: Orson at September 12, 2025 10:43 PM (dIske)
Office Depot sent out a very well written apology and I believe we have a few unemployed Office Depot associates.
Posted by: Piper at September 12, 2025 10:43 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 12, 2025 10:43 PM (ZTk50)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at September 12, 2025 10:43 PM (ha1wR)
27 It says he lost his right arm in a siege. It's a pic of an iron left arm.
Posted by: davidt at September 12, 2025 10:08 PM
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The post does go into some detail about how angry he was.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 12, 2025 10:43 PM (PbePe)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 12, 2025 10:44 PM (VphID)
Posted by: Cicero
Maybe it's a WeirdDave joke. He lost his right arm which is why the museum only has his left.
Posted by: t-bird at September 12, 2025 10:44 PM (Qgg5f)
Posted by: Piper at September 12, 2025 10:45 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 12, 2025 10:45 PM (ZTk50)
Posted by: fourseasons at September 12, 2025 10:45 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 12, 2025 10:46 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: davidt at September 12, 2025 10:08 PM
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The post does go into some detail about how angry he was.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
I would be too. I lose my right arm and someone makes me a replacement left arm...
Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2025 10:47 PM (D3P9d)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 12, 2025 10:45 PM (ZTk50)
So you're saying it can drink and drive.
Posted by: RickZ at September 12, 2025 10:48 PM (gKDq2)
It was a Mazda Miata.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 12, 2025 10:36 PM (3uBP9)
Same thing here. Last week it was a "Classic" plate on a first generation Toyota 4Runner.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 12, 2025 10:48 PM (eLPWB)
Posted by: fourseasons
Ugh. 78 here. Mid 90's for the next 10 days.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2025 10:49 PM (D3P9d)
It was a Mazda Miata.
1991 here. If I'm older than my 'antique' car...
Posted by: t-bird at September 12, 2025 10:49 PM (Qgg5f)
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at September 12, 2025 10:33 PM (dDmld)
Texas is bigger on the inside than the outside.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 12, 2025 10:49 PM (3uBP9)
Link to said apology.
Posted by: Piper at September 12, 2025 10:45 PM (p4NUW)
That's how it is done. Good on Office Depot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 12, 2025 10:49 PM (QjQFX)
Posted by: Oddbob at September 12, 2025 10:50 PM (3nLb4)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
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That's awesome. I had a 2003 Silverado with 260k on it (which means I bought when I was 7rs old). Parked it at farm. Covid - runaway prices, sold it. Without tailgate.
Posted by: scampydog at September 12, 2025 10:50 PM (63tLs)
I'm going just by memory. I believe he lost his hand, & possibly his life, fighting for Emperor Maximilian I in Mexico.
Posted by: mnw at September 12, 2025 10:51 PM (oa1u0)
Shit...
Posted by: pawn at September 12, 2025 10:51 PM (PmITa)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 12, 2025 10:51 PM (XV/Pl)
“ “ … Back in July I finally got the nerve up to do a shift at Shep’s Place. I hadn’t been since before mama got really sick. Couldn’t bear it. Anyway. A couple of board members showed up to help me get back in the swing of things.
They also let me know how much money was raised for Shep’s place in mom’s memory. At the time, we were just 300 dollars short of what was needed to get a room named after her when they do their expansion here in the next year or two. A good friend of mine donated the last we needed but I KNOW a huge chunk of the 5,000 total came from Ace of Spades.
So, just wanted to reach out and let you know so you can post in the message board and let all her Ace friends know. “
Posted by: SnailRacer at September 12, 2025 10:52 PM (ZHhja)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 12, 2025 10:52 PM (VphID)
Office Depot sent out a very well written apology and I believe we have a few unemployed Office Depot associates.
Posted by: Piper at September 12, 2025 10:43 PM (p4NUW)
_____________________________
Was that just sent out in the last couple of hours, or previously?
Because I contacted their customer service dept at their home office and filled them in with the details about 3 hours ago.
Posted by: Orson at September 12, 2025 10:53 PM (dIske)
"I'd like a wake up call"
Desk clerk: "Ok, your wife was here last week".
Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2025 10:54 PM (D3P9d)
Was that just sent out in the last couple of hours, or previously?
Because I contacted their customer service dept at their home office and filled them in with the details about 3 hours ago.
Posted by: Orson at September 12
20 minutes ago.
Posted by: Piper at September 12, 2025 10:54 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Don Black at September 12, 2025 10:55 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Piper at September 12, 2025 10:54 PM (p4NUW)
___________________________
Ooops, looks like I got someone fired.
Posted by: Orson at September 12, 2025 10:56 PM (dIske)
The criteria for antique plates is a vehicle must be 15 years or older.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 12, 2025 10:51 PM (XV/Pl)
The shoes I'm wearing are older than that. Clarks, good brand tho, just a little stain and polish occasionally and they look great.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 12, 2025 10:56 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 12, 2025 10:56 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: banana Dream
DFW Airport is bigger than the island of Manhattan.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2025 10:56 PM (D3P9d)
Posted by: Some Rat
You bastard!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 12, 2025 10:57 PM (jPSng)
Posted by: banana Dream at September 12, 2025 10:58 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 12, 2025 10:59 PM (kkTda)
Posted by: Orson at September 12, 2025 10:56 PM (dIske)
Hopefully someones. Also they're only leftists, not people. Just kidding - we are better than this!!!
Posted by: ... at September 12, 2025 10:59 PM (E0p3T)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2025 10:56 PM (D3P9d)
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Old Vermont joke-
Texan to Vermonter: Why, there ain't a county in Texas that your entire state wouldn't fit in.
Vermonter: And there isn't a county in Texas that wouldn't be improved by it either.
Posted by: 496 at September 12, 2025 11:00 PM (WRA0V)
https://x.com/MIForward_Net/status/1966636154301669810
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 12, 2025 08:10 PM (CNl8/)
I foresee more unemployment.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 12, 2025 08:12 PM
Like Nostradamus.
https://tinyurl.com/26pmt7cr
Posted by: toby928 at September 12, 2025 11:00 PM (WtmqQ)
Posted by: Piper at September 12, 2025 11:01 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 12, 2025 11:02 PM (viF8m)
SnailRacer! Will you be at the MoMee?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 12, 2025 11:02 PM (lFFaq)
Link to said apology.
Posted by: Piper at September 12, 2025 10:45 PM (p4NUW)
That's how it is done. Good on Office Depot.
Good! Now I don’t have to boycott them!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 12, 2025 11:02 PM (VphID)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 12, 2025 11:02 PM (viF8m)
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Yes, that's it.
Posted by: 496 at September 12, 2025 11:03 PM (ZBXTd)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2025 11:03 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 12, 2025 11:05 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: gKWVE at September 12, 2025 11:05 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Eromero at September 12, 2025 11:06 PM (LHPAg)
The hand in the picture does look different from the one at wikipedia.
Posted by: far cry at September 12, 2025 11:06 PM (CmUac)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 12, 2025 11:07 PM (VphID)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
never saw it coming
Posted by: gKWVE
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LOL.
Posted by: scampydog at September 12, 2025 11:07 PM (63tLs)
There's a couple around here. IIRC they migrate to Mexico... from where we are in KY that means they'll fly across the Gulf of America.
Weird little creatures.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 12, 2025 11:08 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: gKWVE at September 12, 2025 11:05 PM (gKWVE)
"Closed due to unforeseen circumstances."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 12, 2025 11:09 PM (0sq2f)
No need for a status, apparently.
Posted by: Orson at September 12, 2025 11:09 PM (dIske)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 12, 2025 11:09 PM (VphID)
I hope everyone is doing well.
We do have a launch late tomorrow morning.
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 17-10
SLC-4E - Vandenberg SFB, CA - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: September 13, 2025
Launch Time: 8:41 a.m. PDT (1541 UTC, 17:41 CEST)
https://youtu.be/rUVTFjslnlc
Posted by: Joyenz at September 12, 2025 11:10 PM (2F0/Y)
The thing about non-Texans is that they can't stop talking about Texas. We forget you even exist until you start crying for the attention your whore mothers never gave you.
Posted by: Yawn at September 12, 2025 11:10 PM (sdf4R)
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I had a nice martini tonight. Normally I go with a dry gin and 3 olives. Tonight, a Vesper with lemon peel. It was delicious, but I kind of wish I'd gone with the usual.
Cheers
Posted by: 496 at September 12, 2025 11:11 PM (8YzGs)
Vermonter: And there isn't a county in Texas that wouldn't be improved by it either.
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The only remaining industry in Vermont is Smug.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 12, 2025 11:11 PM (kkTda)
Posted by: gKWVE at September 12, 2025 11:12 PM (gKWVE)
He looks ALMOST normal, although a little sweet-- and then I noticed he was sporting drop-down diamond earrings.
He was a data analyst, & he'd worked for FEMA for only 9 months-- which means he was still a probationary employee.
Talk about easy to fire!
Posted by: mnw at September 12, 2025 11:14 PM (oa1u0)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 12, 2025 11:15 PM (VphID)
All college campuses need to be purged of these anti-American radicals. They are poisoning the minds of our kids. Can someone in government (Congress, FBI..) investigate this.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 12, 2025 11:16 PM (c0Hqc)
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Don't blame me for Bernie - I never voted for him once. I do think he's earnest. Stupid, and incredibly wrong, but I think he means it. Either way, I'm out of there and don't miss it. It is a lovely state though.
That being said, I have wanted to visit Big Bend Park for decades. I heat it is lovely - especially in the spring when things are blooming. Someday...
Posted by: 496 at September 12, 2025 11:16 PM (khVJI)
Posted by: Orson at September 12, 2025 11:09 PM (dIske)
Check anyway. Always good to let them know you follow up on such things.
Posted by: RickZ at September 12, 2025 11:16 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at September 12, 2025 11:17 PM (4jdqZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2025 11:17 PM (wvguf)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
My daughter drives her papaw’s 1999 Silverado. When she bought it from his estate in 2021 it had less than 50,000 miles on it. Farm truck. Didn’t drive it much.
Posted by: QED Texan at September 12, 2025 11:17 PM (fveCG)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 12, 2025 11:18 PM (eLPWB)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 12, 2025 11:18 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 12, 2025 11:18 PM (VphID)
180 DFW Airport is bigger than the island of Manhattan.
Everything is bigger in Texas!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 12, 2025 11:09 PM (VphID)
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"Don't flush!"
Posted by: Drunk Guest Who Fell Into The Swimminhg Pool at September 12, 2025 11:18 PM (azNOR)
Talk about easy to fire!
Posted by: mnw at September 12, 2025 11:14 PM (oa1u0)
Now fire the scrunt who hired him.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 12, 2025 11:19 PM (0sq2f)
The only remaining industry in Vermont is Smug.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
You could stay at the Stratford Inn.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2025 11:19 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Our 2006 Toyota Sienna had 311,000 when it died in 2022. Didn’t quite make it to twenty.
Posted by: QED Texan at September 12, 2025 11:19 PM (fveCG)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 12, 2025 11:20 PM (omVj0)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 12, 2025 10:15 PM
But almost certainly too complicated for renowned Venn diagram "expert" Kamala!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 12, 2025 11:20 PM (HlyYF)
There will be a lot of firings in the next few days: the lefties just can’t help themselves!
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Or they're astonished their words may have consequences.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 12, 2025 11:21 PM (kkTda)
Posted by: Orson at September 12, 2025 10:56 PM (dIske)
There's a guy online that has 30 scalps.
I don't care. Fuck them.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at September 12, 2025 11:21 PM (LjSYW)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 12, 2025
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Yeah, the other day I saw a Jaguar sedan, the modern F-whatever it is, in ruby red, and at first glance I thought it was my ruby red Buick.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 12, 2025 11:21 PM (omVj0)
Does anyone know if Erika Kirk has police protection ( I certainly hope so ) Because it was said online that after her talk someone posted her home address.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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She must. As bad as that is, it gets worse. I won't elaborate.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2025 11:21 PM (l6OhZ)
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork
It is true of any of the 50 states! Think about it!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 12, 2025 11:22 PM (VphID)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 12, 2025 11:02 PM (lFFaq
Absolutely! Are you and Inspector going to make it?
Posted by: SnailRacer at September 12, 2025 11:22 PM (ZHhja)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 12, 2025 11:11 PM (kkTda)
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LOL - Good line. I will be using it.
FYI, they also have maple syrup and skiing, but yes, mostly just smug.
Posted by: 496 at September 12, 2025 11:22 PM (khVJI)
Already have been. Been a constant theme on X for days. Going on as we speak.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 12, 2025 11:23 PM (viF8m)
The criteria for antique plates is a vehicle must be 15 years or older.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 12, 2025 10:51 PM
Crap. I am pretty sure I still have a few t-shirts older than THAT.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 12, 2025 11:23 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Orson at September 12, 2025 11:09 PM (dIske)
Check anyway. Always good to let them know you follow up on such things.
Posted by: RickZ at September 12, 2025 11:16 PM (gKDq2)
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You know what? You have a good point. It will give me an opportunity to give positive feedback on the Cust. Serv. manager. I think one of the reasons the Left has co-opted corporations is that they are scared of them. They should be more scared of their client base...who are likely mostly right of center...being that they have jobs, money and buy stuff.
Posted by: Orson at September 12, 2025 11:24 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 12, 2025 11:24 PM (eLPWB)
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork
That IS the joke.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2025 11:24 PM (D3P9d)
Posted by: mnw at September 12, 2025 11:24 PM (oa1u0)
Posted by: Piper at September 12, 2025 11:24 PM (Wmg4n)
Am I missing something? Because yes, obviously, Wyoming has a smaller population than all the other states combined. Is that a joke that I just don't get?
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork
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Think of it this way: California has a larger population than no states at all combined. Does that help?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2025 11:25 PM (l6OhZ)
The criteria for antique plates is a vehicle must be 15 years or older.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 12, 2025 10:51 PM (XV/Pl)
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You need to specify where.. cause here in Kentucky:
"shall mean all motor vehicles twenty-five (25) years old or older, which are used
primarily for exhibition in shows, parades, tours, and other special uses, but not for
general transportation"
Posted by: ghbucky at September 12, 2025 11:25 PM (/xDbx)
The criteria for antique plates is a vehicle must be 15 years or older.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 12, 2025 10:51 PM
Crap. I am pretty sure I still have a few t-shirts older than THAT.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
I'm wearing underwear older than that.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2025 11:26 PM (D3P9d)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 12, 2025 11:26 PM (VphID)
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Emphasis on was
Posted by: ... at September 12, 2025 11:26 PM (E0p3T)
Posted by: mnw at September 12, 2025 11:24 PM (oa1u0)
Twink should transition to a "woman" and get a job as a hula dancer. We could all chip in and buy him a nice grass skirt made of the finest celluloid.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 12, 2025 11:27 PM (0sq2f)
We'll get there Thursday. Hopefully Inspector will be able to have a good time this year.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 12, 2025 11:27 PM (lFFaq)
The criteria for antique plates is a vehicle must be 15 years or older.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 12, 2025 10:51 PM (XV/Pl)
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You need to specify where.. cause here in Kentucky:
"shall mean all motor vehicles twenty-five (25) years old or older, which are used
primarily for exhibition in shows, parades, tours, and other special uses, but not for
general transportation"
Posted by: ghbucky at September 12, 2025 11:25 PM (/xDbx)
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Woohoo!! My vehicle is an antique!!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 12, 2025 11:27 PM (WvZaB)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 12, 2025 11:28 PM (VphID)
His fasting regimen sounds concerning - I hope he's not over doing it.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at September 12, 2025 11:28 PM (znREB)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2025 11:28 PM (xY6Tn)
There's a couple around here. IIRC they migrate to Mexico... from where we are in KY that means they'll fly across the Gulf of America.
Weird little creatures.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 12, 2025 11:08 PM
KC-135 hummingbird feeders migrate? Who knew?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 12, 2025 11:29 PM (HlyYF)
one of the reasons the Left has co-opted corporations is that they are scared of them.
Posted by: Orson
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100%. I think one of the reasons for our plight is the gutlessness of the corporations -- donated to BLM, pledged to fight against climate change, celebrated "Pride." Not a leader among them, funding and promoting the destruction of merit and American ideals.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2025 11:30 PM (l6OhZ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 12, 2025 11:30 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: davidt
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Pic got mirrored in Photoshop while he was trying to resize it..
Posted by: buddhaha at September 12, 2025 11:30 PM (7XE4O)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 12, 2025 11:29 PM (HlyYF)
That is a very cool hummingbird feeder.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 12, 2025 11:30 PM (0sq2f)
The leftist media is trying to tell us that Tyler Robinson was a religious, conservative, republican
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And Stalin was a seminarian.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 12, 2025 11:30 PM (kkTda)
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Emphasis on was
Which, ironically, is actually the point.
He was a peaceful young man with parents that were trying to raise him right. And then leftists turned him into a homicidal murderer
Posted by: 18-1 at September 12, 2025 11:31 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: pookysgirl, former safety inspector at September 12, 2025 11:31 PM (Wt5PA)
A old-timer patient at Waterbury (Vermont's insane asylum) was wandering the grounds when a bird pooped and it landed on his head. The nurse who was nearby was horrified and said "Oh dear! I'll go get some toilet tissue and wipe it up!"
The patient said "Don't be a damned fool! That bird will be miles away by the time you get back!"
Posted by: 496 at September 12, 2025 11:31 PM (TV54s)
Posted by: The Antiques Roadshow at September 12, 2025 11:31 PM (l6OhZ)
When one of your largest investors starts saying they want to see certain changes or they're dumping your stock, what's a gutless coward to do? See also: Larry Fink, Blackrock, etc.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 12, 2025 11:32 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 12, 2025 11:30 PM (kkTda)
As was Linda Lovelace. oh, wait... nevermind
Posted by: Emily Litella at September 12, 2025 11:32 PM (2WRlI)
Posted by: PabloD at September 12, 2025 11:33 PM (8aqBR)
Posted by: Romeo13! at September 12, 2025 10:06 PM (mP0Kj)
I think it was just a demonstration, no speed at all
However it also reminds me of some Filipino Esgrima demonstrations. They really like those parry-with a pommel follow up
Posted by: Kindltot at September 12, 2025 11:34 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 12, 2025 11:31 PM (sKqQm)
Isn't "homicidal murderer" a tad redundant?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 12, 2025 11:34 PM (2WRlI)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2025 11:21 PM (l6OhZ)
why not ? what is going on?
Posted by: runner at September 12, 2025 11:34 PM (g47mK)
Thanks a lot, Boss!
Posted by: mnw at September 12, 2025 11:35 PM (oa1u0)
The text says the knight lost his right arm in a siege, but that’s a left hand!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
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You had one job.
Posted by: Knight Taking Delivery of his New Hand from Government Ironsmith at September 12, 2025 11:35 PM (l6OhZ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Then he can practice the flaming hula like the girl in the video!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 12, 2025 11:35 PM (VphID)
Mark kelly, Arizona has no faith that Trump will tone down the rhetoric.
Speculation is he is going to run for president.
Article at The State, Columbia's newspaper.
I think he is disgusting.
Posted by: fourseasons at September 12, 2025 11:36 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2025 11:17 PM (wvguf)
She does. Police and....rings of very capable and enthusiastic...volunteers...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 12, 2025 11:36 PM (nbLIj)
what is going on?
Posted by: runner
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I saw one of those sickos on Twitter bouncing and leering, "Why not the wife, too?"
Posted by: Knight Taking Delivery of his New Hand from Government Ironsmith at September 12, 2025 11:36 PM (l6OhZ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 12, 2025 11:37 PM (lUFok)
Oh jeez, sock off
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2025 11:37 PM (l6OhZ)
Posted by: mnw at September 12, 2025 11:38 PM (oa1u0)
I think he is disgusting.
Posted by: fourseasons at September 12, 2025 11:36 PM (3ek7K)
Well, he is an ASS-tronaut, you know.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 12, 2025 11:38 PM (2WRlI)
They will keep coming back to the same house every year if you have a feeder out. They will let you know they have arrived early, too - by peering in all the windows. “Hey! Where’s the feeder?!”
Some researchers have discovered at least some hummingbirds don’t fly the entire way - apparently they burrow into the feathers of Canada Geese, or other high flying long distance birds.
I had a great off trail campsite in Canyonlands one year, there was a high,smooth expanse of sandstone rimrock. I was laying back resting idly looking at the sky, the trees, etc, and noticed this tiny little nubbin of rock in the sweeping red rock. It was like a little balcony, with a hummingbird sitting in it. Perfect spot for a nest. Cute little fvkers ya gotta admit.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 12, 2025 11:38 PM (HO+Dn)
Speculation is he is going to run for president.
Article at The State, Columbia's newspaper.
I think he is disgusting.
Posted by: fourseasons
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At last! A president with toned-down rhetoric! Just what I want.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2025 11:38 PM (l6OhZ)
Thanks a lot, Boss!
Posted by: mnw at September 12, 2025 11:35 PM (oa1u0)
I'll take that Presidential statement, considering the event, every time over a different event's Presidential statement, "The police acted stupidly."
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 12, 2025 11:39 PM (wVcYX)
Charlie Kirk has passed, and we are diminished. God rest his soul, and protect his family.
My karma seems to be running over the Left's dogma. Many fools are losing their jobs, and many more are waking up, only to be repulsed by the Left.
I sense a building sense of sanctimonious butt-hurt. I think the Left needs vengeance already, even though things are only going to get worse for them.
Watch for a false-flag operation or two. Watch for spontaneous acts, likely violent.
Carry pepper spray. It's easy to carry, low psychological bar to using it (several times on several people), and if you have to use it, you can always say you're sorry, you thought you were defending yourself from a dog or two.
Posted by: Arbalest at September 12, 2025 11:39 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: fourseasons at September 12, 2025 11:39 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Knight Taking Delivery of his New Hand from Government Ironsmith at September 12, 2025 11:35 PM (l6OhZ)
Hey! Socialism didn’t get started in Germany until Bismarck!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 12, 2025 11:39 PM (VphID)
Posted by: SnailRacer at September 12, 2025 10:52 PM (ZHhja)
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jewells z"l
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 12, 2025 11:40 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: runner at September 12, 2025 11:40 PM (g47mK)
When one of your largest investors starts saying they want to see certain changes or they're dumping your stock, what's a gutless coward to do? See also: Larry Fink, Blackrock, etc.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
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Try leadership. What would our founding fathers do?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2025 11:40 PM (l6OhZ)
There will be a lot of firings in the next few days: the lefties just can’t help themselves!
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Or they're astonished their words may have consequences.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
The price of living in self made bubbles. Bubbles pop.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 12, 2025 11:41 PM (G1ktt)
Posted by: fourseasons at September 12, 2025 11:42 PM (3ek7K)
When one of your largest investors starts saying they want to see certain changes or they're dumping your stock, what's a gutless coward to do? See also: Larry Fink, Blackrock, etc.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
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Try leadership. What would our founding fathers do?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2025 11:40 PM (l6OhZ)
Many of the CEOs agree with Fink and the WEFtard scumbags.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 12, 2025 11:42 PM (ULPxl)
President Trump just accidentally disqualified many of the state's best jurors. The most pro-death penalty ones.
Posted by: mnw at September 12, 2025 11:42 PM (oa1u0)
Hey! Socialism didn’t get started in Germany until Bismarck!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
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You mean medieval Knight Electric Bugaloo wasn't placed under house arrest in a castle he had purchased with all his quest rewards?!?!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2025 11:43 PM (l6OhZ)
Posted by: runner at September 12, 2025 11:40 PM (g47mK)
Apparently his treatment of wife Gabby Giffords is quite beastly.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 12, 2025 11:43 PM (2WRlI)
Many of the CEOs agree with Fink and the WEFtard scumbags.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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I think I meant to say "gutless and weak-minded."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2025 11:45 PM (l6OhZ)
The criteria for antique plates is a vehicle must be 15 years or older.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
It’s 25 years in Texas. You can use plates from the year of your vehicle instead of the current ones. We had some 1999 Texas plates from an old vehicle and gave them to our daughter for her 1999 Siverado.
Posted by: QED Texan at September 12, 2025 11:45 PM (fveCG)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 12, 2025 11:46 PM (G1ktt)
So you are saying and connotating that my statements are repetitive and monotonous?
That's both offensive and unkind!
Posted by: 18-1 at September 12, 2025 11:46 PM (sKqQm)
But it’s like being a good salesman or good NCO or Officer. We can describe those traits, we can try to emulate them, but good leaders are born, not made. I think that’s the problem with modern retail politics.
It’s carefully choreographed focus-grouped stage managed bullshit. One errant question from a member of the public (or Bernard Shaw!) can derail an entire political campaign. So they don’t do that anymore.
It’s all theater, by people who can’t even act. At least the old school pols kept the streets plowed, and basic government responsibilities. The latest crews in recent years are just low frequency morons, and corrupt as hell. They’ll be lucky to escape with their heads if things go sideways
Posted by: Common Tater at September 12, 2025 11:47 PM (HO+Dn)
Posted by: mnw at September 12, 2025 10:51 PM (oa1u0)
No, that was Captain D'Anjou of the FFL.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 12, 2025 11:47 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2025 11:40 PM (l6OhZ)
Why, go to New Brunswick for the whoring and drinking, naturally!
Posted by: Ben Franklin at September 12, 2025 11:47 PM (wVcYX)
Mark kelly, Arizona has no faith that Trump will tone down the rhetoric.
Speculation is he is going to run for president.
Article at The State, Columbia's newspaper.
I think he is disgusting.
Posted by: fourseasons
tRUmpDF WOn't tonE DowN HIs rHEtoRic.....
Say people who've been pouring gasoline on a fire for the last decade+.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 12, 2025 11:48 PM (G1ktt)
Posted by: Knight Taking Delivery of his New Hand from Government Ironsmith at September 12, 2025 11:36 PM (l6OhZ)
They are just begging to be wiped off the fucking planet. They hurt the wife and they won't be worth the dirt they stand on.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 12, 2025 11:48 PM (snZF9)
I’m watching a democrat meltdown in real time. It’s scary. I look at her and realize she could actually kill me because I’m conservative and Christian. I have 4 days off and sorta hope she ain’t there when I go back.
Posted by: Eromero
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What's she melting down over? She had a good week, didn't she?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2025 11:49 PM (l6OhZ)
Posted by: Reforger at September 12, 2025 11:49 PM (SPOEc)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2025 11:50 PM (D3P9d)
Wow. Just saw a Sydney Tribute to Charlie Kirk.
All the way from Australia. THAT 'S how powerful Charlie's words were.
Posted by: rickb223
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Tributes to him are happening in non-English-speaking countries. Amazing.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 12, 2025 11:50 PM (l6OhZ)
Many do. But it doesn't matter. If you are the CEO of a public you either do what the ownership says or they will get a new CEO. Some people find it harder to leave the lifestyle.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 12, 2025 11:50 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 12, 2025 11:51 PM (aWmr1)
Posted by: gKWVE at September 12, 2025 11:51 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 12, 2025 11:46 PM (sKqQm)
A two-fer!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 12, 2025 11:51 PM (2WRlI)
“Homicide” actually means death caused by another. It is distinct from “Murder”, as one may have to kill a homicidal maniac who is trying to kill you. This isn’t required, but it is widely considered justifiable. Thus “justifiable homicide”, or put another way, “he needed killin’.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 12, 2025 11:52 PM (HO+Dn)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 12, 2025 11:52 PM (VphID)
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 12, 2025 11:53 PM (Rw4Ax)
Posted by: runner at September 12, 2025 11:40 PM (g47mK)
Apparently his treatment of wife Gabby Giffords is quite beastly.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Flood the zone with Dent holding her AR-15.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2025 11:53 PM (D3P9d)
I'm happy when old hags like college professors get hit with this stuff, but this one is too young. Bring her back.
https://tinyurl.com/muxx7rwj
Posted by: 496 at September 12, 2025 11:53 PM (tXY4l)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 12, 2025 11:54 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: gKWVE at September 12, 2025
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Mets are fading. Lost again.
Posted by: scampydog at September 12, 2025 11:54 PM (63tLs)
Posted by: pookysgirl, former safety inspector at September 12, 2025 11:31 PM (Wt5PA)
We're not really playing a card when one of them murders one of us and millions are mocking and celebrating in response. That's not a 'card'.
Saw this Holocaust doc on tv. There was a Jewish woman survivor. Her brief words I've never forgotten: When someone says they want to kill you, believe them.
These people rejoiced at cold-blooded political assassination of a nobody, no power, no money, just a brain and with whom they disagreed. If they were in the next cubicle over, I wouldn't feel safe. They want me and mine dead. It's not a question up for debate at this point, it's a proven fact. That's what shaken up quite a few people, that realization.
Posted by: RickZ at September 12, 2025 11:54 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Common Tater at September 12, 2025 11:52 PM (HO+Dn)
Murder is a subset of homicide.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 12, 2025 11:54 PM (2WRlI)
Posted by: Braenyard
Youtube has the replay.
youtube.com/live/_nvJq1nN6Wo
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 12, 2025 11:54 PM (G1ktt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 12, 2025 11:43 PM (2WRlI)
I heard he treats her like a potted plant.
Well, not like Harvey Weinstein’s Ficus.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 12, 2025 11:56 PM (l8N5O)
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I don't know if you remember, but Clinton developed a reputation for constantly walking around with his finger in the air to see which way the wind was blowing. It became almost a caricature.
The reason for that was James Carville. Say what you like about the rat man. He knew better than anyone how to use the polls. He could care less about races using polls. He used them almost exclusively on issues. He'd poll a state and find out the single most important issue to that constituency, then brief Clinton prior to any visit. "Talk this up." "Take this position." "Hammer it home."
That's how Clinton won that second term even though his reputation was absolute sh*t at the time. That's also why Clinton took a chunk out of entitlements.
Posted by: Orson at September 12, 2025 11:57 PM (dIske)
About 230,000 miles.
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 12, 2025 11:53 PM (Rw4Ax)
I wonder if Alice knows that.
Posted by: Ralph Kramden at September 12, 2025 11:57 PM (wVcYX)
https://tinyurl.com/muxx7rwj
Posted by: 496 at September 12, 2025 11:53 PM (tXY4l)
Meh. She can earn a living working the pole. None of the clients will care about her politics.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 12, 2025 11:57 PM (2WRlI)
But the "LEFT" will soon understand how truly "F**KED" they are like Sodom and Gomorrah.
Not that the LEFT even has a biblical understanding of history.
WOE TO THEE...WOE TO THEE.
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 12, 2025 11:58 PM (25kuG)
You seem nice.
Posted by: gKWVE
Very sensitive.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 12, 2025 11:58 PM (/lPRQ)
I don’t like Charlie Kirk being called a “nobody”. He wasn’t, but that wasn’t what you meant. As to the rest of it, I totally agree!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 13, 2025 12:00 AM (VphID)
Posted by: AnchorPoint at September 13, 2025 12:00 AM (qgPFD)
I read that the Cubs owner is giving Mrs. Kirk a 5% ownership of the Cubs. I sure hope it's true.
Hubby says the Cubs owner is a staunch Republican.
Posted by: fourseasons at September 13, 2025 12:01 AM (3ek7K)
Posted by: AnchorPoint at September 13, 2025 12:00 AM (qgPFD)
And has a lot less shit on the sidewalks, I'm betting.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2025 12:02 AM (2WRlI)
If she's still the same 10 years from now I will agree with you. For now, this is one FAFO that makes me sad
Posted by: 496 at September 13, 2025 12:02 AM (MxCkF)
Posted by: 496 at September 12, 2025 11:16 PM (khVJI)
I have too! Was discussing it this morning. I’ve been to Marfa and Ft Davis, as close as I’ve got, but I had to drive on to Phoenix. I live in East Texas, and Big Bend is still a 12 hour drive from my house.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 13, 2025 12:03 AM (l8N5O)
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at September 13, 2025 12:03 AM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: 496 at September 13, 2025 12:03 AM (MxCkF)
Posted by: AnchorPoint at September 13, 2025 12:00 AM (qgPFD)
_________________________
Plus DIA has killer art. Really. Lucifer the Blue Mustang statue fell on, and killed the artist.
Posted by: Orson at September 13, 2025 12:04 AM (dIske)
Link to said apology.
Posted by: Piper at September 12, 2025 10:45 PM (p4NUW)
Soooo... the office depot bridge troll was shit canned. I love when things zip along.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 13, 2025 12:04 AM (snZF9)
Runners Up would be the Fiercely Heterosexual Corey Booker and Governor Hairgel.
Of course, Beatoff O'Rourke is always available to burn some more of his father-in-law's money.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 13, 2025 12:04 AM (eLPWB)
If she's still the same 10 years from now I will agree with you. For now, this is one FAFO that makes me sad
Posted by: 496 at September 13, 2025 12:02 AM (MxCkF)
She has kids she's home-schooling, or she is being home-schooled? If the latter, her teachers have failed her.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2025 12:05 AM (2WRlI)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2025 12:02 AM (2WRlI)
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This is why non slip soles are essential.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 13, 2025 12:05 AM (RIvkX)
About 230,000 miles.
If there was a road, I could have driven there in my truck! I wouldn’t have made it back yet, and I’d have to know if there are any Buc-ee’s on the way!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 13, 2025 12:06 AM (VphID)
Posted by: Orson at September 13, 2025 12:06 AM (dIske)
"I work at a hospital. My coworkers are positively giddy. And whining about flags being flown at half staff.
My sister works at a school district. Her coworker brought in brownies to celebrate and everyone stood around guffawing at Charlie being silenced."
Your "fellow Americans".
Posted by: rhomboid at September 13, 2025 12:07 AM (U/Byj)
Unlike all the other FAFO videos, this one made me sad
Posted by: 496 at September 13, 2025 12:09 AM (ouubj)
Posted by: Common Tater at September 13, 2025 12:09 AM (HO+Dn)
Posted by: melodicmetal1 at September 13, 2025 12:10 AM (XLfSN)
Posted by: 496 at September 13, 2025 12:11 AM (ouubj)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 13, 2025 12:11 AM (VphID)
I think there's also a place in England that is named something like "Hill Hill Hill" because its a name in Modern English, Old English, and Welsh or something along those lines.
Posted by: buzzion at September 13, 2025 12:12 AM (aRLgQ)
Posted by: 496
We were at Big Bend in late September—not an ideal time to visit. Temps were in the 100s. But then there was some rain. The desert erupted in blooms. Ocotillo was beautiful.
Posted by: QED Texan at September 13, 2025 12:14 AM (fveCG)
Many many more need to lose their jobs and hopefully will be forever unemployable.
Hey asswipes!! Lots of luck applying for welfare. TRUMP has taken care of that issue.
Posted by: fourseasons at September 13, 2025 12:14 AM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Common Tater at September 13, 2025 12:14 AM (HO+Dn)
"I work at a hospital. My coworkers are positively giddy. And whining about flags being flown at half staff.
My sister works at a school district. Her coworker brought in brownies to celebrate and everyone stood around guffawing at Charlie being silenced."
Your "fellow Americans".
Posted by: rhomboid at September 13, 2025 12:07 AM (U/Byj)
Not Americans, to me they're fucking taliban. Actually, if CWII goes hot they should be treated less than taliban, because they should know better. They weren't raised in a 5th world shithole with the IQ of a frigging Austalopithecus.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 13, 2025 12:15 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: melodicmetal1 at September 13, 2025 12:15 AM (XLfSN)
Posted by: fourseasons at September 13, 2025 12:16 AM (3ek7K)
Soooo... the office depot bridge troll was shit canned. I love when things zip along.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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"It's propaganda," she explained breezily, completely confident that she would call the shots as usual.
Rules have changed, lefty bitch.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2025 12:16 AM (l6OhZ)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 13, 2025 12:16 AM (wVcYX)
While the free access announcement was groundbreaking in itself, the most emotional moment came when Jones unveiled a permanent addition inside AT&T Stadium: the creation of Charlie’s Kids Zone.
The new area will be a vibrant, family-friendly space designed specifically for children. It will include:
* Interactive games themed around the Cowboys.
* Educational programs focused on teamwork, perseverance, and leadership.
* Special memorabilia displays tied to Charlie Kirk’s legacy.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 13, 2025 12:17 AM (D3P9d)
"I work at a hospital. My coworkers are positively giddy. And whining about flags being flown at half staff.
My sister works at a school district. Her coworker brought in brownies to celebrate and everyone stood around guffawing at Charlie being silenced."
Your "fellow Americans".
Posted by: rhomboid
Some people, in deep Blue enclaves, will not be fired for this. But many will, and if they are not being fired for this, we should take note of it and apply leverage where possible. Case in point: Office Depot.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 13, 2025 12:18 AM (VphID)
Already have been. Been a constant theme on X for days. Going on as we speak.
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Based on the numbers I'm seeing, I thinks it's going to have an impact on next month's jobs report. Oh well.
Posted by: Methos at September 13, 2025 12:18 AM (zLwRl)
"I work at a hospital. My coworkers are positively giddy. And whining about flags being flown at half staff.
My sister works at a school district. Her coworker brought in brownies to celebrate and everyone stood around guffawing at Charlie being silenced."
Your "fellow Americans".
Posted by: rhomboid
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This is why I say our first priority is elementary education. NOW. Whatever it takes. Bend the Constitution as far as it will go to get these commies and perverts away from our kids. We've already got a couple of generations of damaged minds in power now and more coming up. We cannot afford to neglect this.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2025 12:19 AM (l6OhZ)
Posted by: melodicmetal1 at September 13, 2025 12:15 AM (XLfSN
This came to mind right after it happened
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 13, 2025 12:21 AM (WF/xn)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 13, 2025 12:22 AM (VphID)
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Don't make me like Jerry Jones. I really don't want to like the old bastard. But if that's true then goof for him.
Well done Jerry.
Posted by: 496 at September 13, 2025 12:22 AM (8YzGs)
Wow!! What a wonderful thing to do!!
I think we'll see more of these touching honors for Mr. Kirk.
Posted by: fourseasons at September 13, 2025 12:23 AM (3ek7K)
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Some people, in deep Blue enclaves, will not be fired for this. But many will, and if they are not being fired for this, we should take note of it and apply leverage where possible. Case in point: Office Depot.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 13, 2025 12:18 AM (VphID)
I'd bet many of these filth have committed at least one federal felony, not the BS 'interfering with a gubmint proceeding' type, but something more serious like oh I dunno, mortgage fraud. And maybe the remaining IRS agents can audit the last seven years of their tax returns. For starters.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 13, 2025 12:23 AM (ULPxl)
What do you do when it is your children spouting this crap.... My 34 year old Son is unemployed, and living i my spare bedroom... told me today the Kirk was a Monster...
Which means... as I agree with Kirk... I am a Monster, and thus should be killed.
Am trying to deal with this... it's almost Old Testament Biblical... when is your progeny so far gone, you just have to say... enough
Posted by: Romeo13! at September 13, 2025 12:25 AM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 13, 2025 12:25 AM (aWmr1)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 13, 2025 12:23 AM (ULPxl)
Yep. Anal probes. Without the excitement of aliens.
Posted by: RickZ at September 13, 2025 12:26 AM (gKDq2)
Am trying to deal with this... it's almost Old Testament Biblical... when is your progeny so far gone, you just have to say... enough
Posted by: Romeo13! at September 13, 2025 12:25 AM (mP0Kj)
Damn, tough time
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 13, 2025 12:27 AM (WF/xn)
Which means... as I agree with Kirk... I am a Monster, and thus should be killed.
Am trying to deal with this... it's almost Old Testament Biblical... when is your progeny so far gone, you just have to say... enough
Posted by: Romeo13! at September 13, 2025 12:25 AM (mP0Kj)
That's the real eye-opener. 34 is not a 'confused' kid.
Good luck.
Posted by: RickZ at September 13, 2025 12:29 AM (gKDq2)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xH7wgQQW1i0
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 13, 2025 12:29 AM (VphID)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at September 13, 2025 12:29 AM (SRRAx)
Which means... as I agree with Kirk... I am a Monster, and thus should be killed.
Am trying to deal with this... it's almost Old Testament Biblical... when is your progeny so far gone, you just have to say... enough
Posted by: Romeo13! at September 13, 2025 12:25 AM (mP0Kj)
I'd say give him a deadline to get a job, or move out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2025 12:30 AM (2WRlI)
In a way feminism ruined school teaching. Females historically had few employment opportunities.
Teaching was one, and consequently competition was very high and so were the standards. That’s all gone now. When historically male employment fields were broken into and opened up, the higher pay and rest of it meant that the quality of the pool of available applicants declined precipitously. Slowly at first, then all at once. It shows, just a high proportion of brain dead whack jobs.
Don’t misunderstand there are great teachers, but the few that remain are strangled by a top down bureaucratic system that demands conformity and punishes excellence. You have to be a very determined sort to navigate all the mine fields, and courageous enough to buck the system. They will shiv you in the back, remember this is a field largely dominated by females, of a very specific subset.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 13, 2025 12:31 AM (HO+Dn)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at September 13, 2025 12:29 AM (SRRAx)
You say to-MAY-to, I say the hell we ain't!
Posted by: RickZ at September 13, 2025 12:31 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: They Want Me Dead
The feeling is mutual. at September 13, 2025 12:32 AM (qDVYV)
Regarding Big Bend and drugs. There was a CBP presence inside the park (not super noticeable). Looking towards the Mexican side across the river it looks very inhospitable—mountainous desert. Several miles north of the park there is a zone where every vehicle is stopped and questioned.
Posted by: QED Texan at September 13, 2025 12:32 AM (fveCG)
Posted by: They Want Me Dead
The feeling is mutual. at September 13, 2025 12:32 AM (qDVYV)
See my 340.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 13, 2025 12:33 AM (ULPxl)
*radicalized*
I used to laugh at this when the Fake News said it. I thought it was stupid when I heard the Democrats say it. [Because they were always talking about You & Me.) I even thought it was dumb when it was said about muslims.
I thought: adults can be that weak-minded to be "radicalized," en masse, by listening to other people.
Well, then came Tik Tok, and my eyes have been opened. I want Tik Tok shut down. I want all Platforms to better moderate their content. I want Platforms to be punished, even shut down, if they allow goblins to incite violence & mayhem.
It sickens me that I sound Exactly like the Democrats did 2017-2024.
However, I am on record here at AoS in 2019-2020 for often saying "Social Media is tearing this country apart." And I was right; it was. It did. It still is.
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 13, 2025 12:33 AM (Rw4Ax)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2025 12:33 AM (zTh/f)
Say enough.
Your home.
34 is not a child. You know the right answer.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2025 12:33 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Romeo13! at September 13, 2025 12:25 AM (mP0Kj)
That's the real eye-opener. 34 is not a 'confused' kid.
Good luck.
Posted by: RickZ at September 13, 2025 12:29 AM (gKDq2)
I probably would not be as... careful... but...
But his twin, my Daughter... who declared she was a Lesbian at 14... committed suicide a few years ago...
Do I go tough love? and hope? because I lost one child that way already.
Posted by: Romeo13! at September 13, 2025 12:34 AM (mP0Kj)
If she's still the same 10 years from now I will agree with you. For now, this is one FAFO that makes me sad
Posted by: 496
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I saw that one and I couldn't quite piece it together.
1 - She dropped out and got homeschooled because her friends pressured her to. Wat? Was this entirely her decision? Her parents had no say? I don't get this situation.
Then she "goes to school" with them and she doesn't know how she's going to avoid them. Maybe she means homeschooling is pooled with other homeschoolers and they all go to school together, but...?
2 - She was the one who blocked her friends, not the other way around, "because they had different political views." She admits that she's the one who blew up these relationships.
3 - She sat in her very nice car playing a celebration song over Charlie Kirk's death, and now "everything they say makes me feel like such a shit person."
These are her peers, and they have the right to reject her. Who tf wants to be seen in public with the girl who was dancing on Charlie Kirk's grave?
And most important...
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2025 12:35 AM (l6OhZ)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 13, 2025 12:35 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2025 12:33 AM (viF8m)
got children? where do you draw the line
Posted by: Romeo13! at September 13, 2025 12:35 AM (mP0Kj)
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You have been too nice to your Son. I’m not saying that as a criticism per se, just an observation. I see a little bit of the younger me, in another lifetime. I think my parents decided 24 was plenty. We want the best for our kids but we make it too easy on them.
He’s old (young?) enough for the Army or Air Force and might learn to get up in the morning and learn a useful skill. Boot his ass out.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 13, 2025 12:36 AM (HO+Dn)
Charlie Kirk’s assassination. That is the proper definition.
Don't try to Minch definitions. The LEFT will pay for this.
The LEFT brewed this up in our universities over the last 3 decades. Sad to say that murderers are still teaching in places like Nebraska State (Bernardine Dohrn) and Illinois State (Bill Ayers) who killed people with their bombs back in the 60's
Yeah, the LEFT needs a very very "RESET"
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 13, 2025 12:36 AM (25kuG)
Posted by: Common Tater at September 13, 2025 12:36 AM (HO+Dn)
He spent 4 years in the Navy... and failed...
Fat boy program... do you let him be homeless?
Posted by: Romeo13! at September 13, 2025 12:38 AM (mP0Kj)
4 - She never ONCE admits she was wrong. Just weeps because she lost friends whose heads and morals are screwed on straight. Like, can't I dance on a murdered guy's grave and have people to party with and hang out with at lunch?
5 - I'll say it again: she NEVER takes responsibility or considers whether SHE needs to be the one to change, not her friends.
6 - She says the difference is "their political beliefs." Maybe it's their MORALS and VALUES.
7 - She's old enough to know better.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2025 12:38 AM (l6OhZ)
And just wait until the idiocy that has taken over law schools starts showing up (more). The lawlessness and sub-mediocrity and power madness of the judiciary in recent decades is nothing compared to what might lie ahead.
Inertia is a powerful factor, and the main favorable one right now.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 13, 2025 12:40 AM (U/Byj)
Wow!
The air traffic controller guiding Air Force Two upon landing at Phoenix Airport said "Welcome Home Charlie. You didn't deserve it. May God bless your family"
We have so many great people in our country.
Posted by: fourseasons at September 13, 2025 12:40 AM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Romeo13! at September 13, 2025 12:34 AM (mP0Kj)
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I am praying for you.
Posted by: 496 at September 13, 2025 12:42 AM (JQ6N+)
Fat boy program... do you let him be homeless?
Posted by: Romeo13! at September 13, 2025 12:38 AM (mP0Kj)
set boundaries, your house, he can stay , but no politics only happy stuff
Posted by: runner at September 13, 2025 12:42 AM (g47mK)
I would tend to agree from the standpoint that while the GC is awesome, one is mostly limited to standing on the edge and gawking. The Csnyonlands area is much more immersive, you get right in it, as far as you want in very good graded gravel roads that crisscross the area. It would take years to explore even small parts of it.
While 4WD is preferred even cars can travel extensively in the backcountry, Utah and Arizona really take their rural roads seriously. Carry plenty of food and water, detailed maps and guidebooks, camping supplies, the usual stuff and it is absolutely fantastic.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 13, 2025 12:43 AM (HO+Dn)
asking the horde for validation... which... is a weakness I've never had before in my entire life.
I'm a Sigma... look it up... that I am looking for others to tell me I'm doing the right thing?
Not sure how I got here.
Posted by: Romeo13! at September 13, 2025 12:43 AM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2025 12:38 AM (l6OhZ)
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Every point you bring up is correct. Still, she's so young. I am praying someone can bring her out of the darkness she has put herself in.
Posted by: 496 at September 13, 2025 12:44 AM (TV54s)
Posted by: Romeo13! at September 13, 2025 12:34 AM (mP0Kj)
If he regards you as a monster because you support Charlie Kirk, I would say you have lost him already. You have a stranger freeloading in your house.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2025 12:44 AM (zTh/f)
Fat boy program..He spent 4 years in the Navy... and failed...
Fat boy program... do you let him be homeless?
Posted by: Romeo13! at September 13, 2025 12:38 AM (mP0Kj)
Honestly, Romeo13!, I have no advice to give. I don't even know where you could go for help.
Sorry you're in this position.
Posted by: RickZ at September 13, 2025 12:45 AM (gKDq2)
Before 34.
I don't know everything about your particular situation but unless there is some health reason there is no reason you have to both house your family and take abuse from them when they are adults in my world.
My dad told me when I was a kid "My house, my rules." Didn't change after I turned 18.
Always made sense to me.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2025 12:46 AM (viF8m)
Am trying to deal with this... it's almost Old Testament Biblical... when is your progeny so far gone, you just have to say... enough
Posted by: Romeo13!
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R13, I've been thinking about your situation. Maybe there are some pedestrian solutions. Do you have to share common spaces in your house? Can your son exist in a MIL-type unit, his own mini-fridge and microwave and bath? Is it topologically possible for you to go days without crossing paths?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2025 12:46 AM (l6OhZ)
I’m thinking of that picture from Nazi Germany where everyone in the crowd is giving the Nazi salute, except for one guy. That man had courage. The authorities also singled him out and later killed him. Or the lone man standing in front of the tanks in Tiananmen Square. They killed him too. It hasn’t gotten that bad here, but that is what the left is aiming for. That’s what they wanted when they shot Charlie Kirk. Let’s make sure it never happens here!
P.S. The Wikipedia article about Tiananmen Square makes no mention of the lone man facing down the tanks. Maybe that’s a place to start.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 13, 2025 12:47 AM (VphID)
If it's any consolation (to us) , it's that both the murder and the reaction created FEWER Democrats. Not a lot, but quite a few people left the Democrat party over this, and NO ONE left MAGA or the GOP.
The Democrats have been hemorrhaging supporters for a few years with all the racist/nazi bullshit, and it accelerated in July 2024 when the Democrats tried to murder President Trump. No one is leaving our side. The Democrat party is getting smaller and smaller, every day. There's no place for any disagreement in the Democrat small tent, which is going further and further to the Left.
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 13, 2025 12:47 AM (Rw4Ax)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2025 12:44 AM (zTh/f)
Harsh but true.
By your prior post, Romeo13!, you do know what to do.
But I understand the heavy heart.
Posted by: RickZ at September 13, 2025 12:48 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Romeo13! at September 13, 2025 12:34 AM (mP0Kj)
If he regards you as a monster because you support Charlie Kirk, I would say you have lost him already. You have a stranger freeloading in your house.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2025 12:44 AM (zTh/f)
Thanks... the ONLY reason I talked about this on AOS... is I trust many many people here to have an honest opinion.
I may disagree with you all at times, but I know that you are sincere in you beliefs.. and the vast majority of you are good people
Posted by: Romeo13! at September 13, 2025 12:48 AM (mP0Kj)
I don't normally speak like this, but my heart is saying to pray and hear the lord speak.
Be well.
Posted by: 496 at September 13, 2025 12:48 AM (TV54s)
Posted by: runner at September 13, 2025 12:49 AM (g47mK)
Every point you bring up is correct. Still, she's so young. I am praying someone can bring her out of the darkness she has put herself in.
Posted by: 496
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I think only she can. What puzzles me over and over is that she's the one who blocked them. Now she's crying from loneliness.
Guy who killed his parents crying because he's an orphan stuff.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2025 12:49 AM (l6OhZ)
Maybe she should admit to herself that they are telling her the truth?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 13, 2025 12:52 AM (VphID)
R13, I've been thinking about your situation. Maybe there are some pedestrian solutions. Do you have to share common spaces in your house? Can your son exist in a MIL-type unit, his own mini-fridge and microwave and bath? Is it topologically possible for you to go days without crossing paths?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2025 12:46 AM (l6OhZ)
He is, at this point, totally supported by me. Yes, we can go day without any real interaction... yes, I could continue to support him... but...
I'm to the point of... why? Dinner tonight... I made meatloaf... we watched Babylon 5... but I sat there angry about what he had said earlier.
Posted by: Romeo13! at September 13, 2025 12:52 AM (mP0Kj)
I may disagree with you all at times, but I know that you are sincere in you beliefs.. and the vast majority of you are good people
Posted by: Romeo13! at September 13, 2025 12:48 AM (mP0Kj)
You are a good man who has been given a tough row to hoe. I hope you can get past this.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2025 12:52 AM (zTh/f)
Pray Frist if you are of faith. Pray for discernment that you are not acting out of pure anger. This country needs us to be strong but at the same time not resorting to our vengeful nature.
But understand this...Americans do have a vengeful streak...of yes we do...
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 13, 2025 12:53 AM (25kuG)
Do I go tough love? and hope? because I lost one child that way already.
Posted by: Romeo13! at September 13, 2025 12:34 AM
So sorry for your loss, Romeo.
We have had children express suicidal ideation - while their life is pretty darn good and they live in a loving 2-parent intact family household.
I wish I knew what the answer was to be able to give you the correct advice.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 13, 2025 12:54 AM (HlyYF)
But I wasn't being provocative. I had to do it with almost all of my family (lots of mental health problems and criminal behavior). They're the kind of people who show up on COPS! (One actually was on an episode of COPS!) Nothing to be done. I can't make them whole, but they can ruin me.
My wife is going through the same deal (lots of trash in her family, though not all). But she finds it impossible to cut ties, even though she should. Blood has a strange pull on most people, I think.
For whatever meager worth it might be in a difficult situation, I draw comfort from the episode when Jesus, being informed his family was near, said that his disciples, those who do the will of the Father, are his family. So, in my mind, blood ties can't be some sort of unbreakable suicide pact. That's where I landed anyway.
But no one should be taking advice from me on this subject. Even my wife thinks I'm a reptile.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 13, 2025 12:54 AM (CrUNC)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2025 12:55 AM (viF8m)
What I’m getting at, maybe he could go back in the military. He is presumably somewhat older and wiser. Sometimes lack of any recruitment standards can work in someone’s favor.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 13, 2025 12:55 AM (Ay1cE)
Pray Frist if you are of faith. Pray for discernment that you are not acting out of pure anger. This country needs us to be strong but at the same time not resorting to our vengeful nature.
But understand this...Americans do have a vengeful streak...of yes we do...
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 13, 2025 12:53 AM (25kuG)
there is a large disconnect about the US Military...
We have no intention for dying for our country... but we will KILL for our country...
The Left has no idea....
Posted by: Romeo13! at September 13, 2025 12:55 AM (mP0Kj)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xH7wgQQW1i0
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 13, 2025 12:29 AM (VphID)
Yes
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 13, 2025 12:57 AM (WF/xn)
What I’m getting at, maybe he could go back in the military. He is presumably somewhat older and wiser. Sometimes lack of any recruitment standards can work in someone’s favor.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 13, 2025 12:55 AM (Ay1cE)
Fat boy discharge... overweight.. which is even worse now. no way he could meet weight standards now...
And the Fat Boy killed his GI Bill... soooooo... add in some stupid way in debt consolidation stuff that he won't talk about?
Yeah... I just need to nut up...
Posted by: Romeo13! at September 13, 2025 12:59 AM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 13, 2025 01:00 AM (25kuG)
In all matters I have learned to say "Thy will be done." Who am I to ask God to do things differently than He is doing them? JD Vance said as much when he said God had other plans for Charlie Kirk. Who are we to question it?
His will be done.
Posted by: 496 at September 13, 2025 01:00 AM (sfOD1)
Dinner tonight... I made meatloaf... we watched Babylon 5... but I sat there angry about what he had said earlier.
Posted by: Romeo13!
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What I'm getting at is, can you two avoid each other's company? Buy him a bunch of frozen dinners or whatever he likes and tell him he can stay under your roof but the less the two of you hang out, the better?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2025 01:04 AM (l6OhZ)
You got here because your teenaged daughter killed herself. Of course you are hesitant to rock the boat.
I have no answers, only prayers.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 13, 2025 01:07 AM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 13, 2025 01:09 AM (qpyNK)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 13, 2025 01:10 AM (VphID)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 13, 2025 12:54 AM (CrUNC)
Are we cousins? What part of the South are you from? 😂
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 13, 2025 01:10 AM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 13, 2025 01:09 AM (qpyNK)
Because she is a c&^t.
Posted by: Reforger at September 13, 2025 01:11 AM (SPOEc)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2025 01:04 AM (l6OhZ)
Sure. I could ignore the fact that he wants those like me dead... I could continue to make him dinner, and support him....
I'm at the point of wondering.... why?
I played for many years in areas of the world, that wanted me dead. I've picked up dead US Marine bodies... I've been shot... I've killed a man...
I'm struggling with the fact that my beliefs would make my Son... want to kill me... so yeah... not in a good place tonight.
Posted by: Romeo13! at September 13, 2025 01:11 AM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 13, 2025 01:09 AM (qpyNK)
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I can't comprehend the mindset.
Posted by: 496 at September 13, 2025 01:12 AM (khVJI)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 13, 2025 01:09 AM (qpyNK)
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I can't comprehend the mindset.
Posted by: 496 at September 13, 2025 01:12 AM (khVJI)
Well, she is a certified turd, so there is that
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 13, 2025 01:13 AM (WF/xn)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 13, 2025 01:09 AM (qpyNK)
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I can't comprehend the mindset.
Posted by: 496 at September 13, 2025 01:12 AM (khVJI)
so a Mayor, now has more power then the US PRESIDENT?
Posted by: Romeo13! at September 13, 2025 01:14 AM (mP0Kj)
Animal products only.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 13, 2025 01:15 AM (Vvh2V)
Run around LA and remove all American flags not being flown at half staff: they don’t deserve to fly Old Glory!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 13, 2025 01:15 AM (VphID)
I have been blessed with 5 sons and a beautiful daughter who have been raised in the faith.
I ask you not to give up on your son. Be present for him as he works through his trials and tribulations. But be a Father foremost and do not allow him to quit on himself.
You have more power than you know.
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 13, 2025 01:15 AM (25kuG)
Posted by: 496 at September 13, 2025 01:12 AM (khVJI)
She is a flat-out Communist, alumnus of Castro's indoctrination.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2025 01:17 AM (zTh/f)
Really? They need an "excuse" for it?
There was no note, when the Pope died.. and flags were half-staff until a new pope was selected.
I will be more...wary...regarding nursing home staff, from now on.
Posted by: JQ at September 13, 2025 01:19 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 13, 2025 01:15 AM (25kuG)
Question... have you had a child, who failed?
Have you had a child commit suicide?
There are times, when we are powerless.
Posted by: Romeo13! at September 13, 2025 01:21 AM (mP0Kj)
More than once I have prayed to the Lord and asked him to help me lift my my burden... that it was too much for me. He has always been faithful. It is ok to lay your burdens at God's feet - even if only for a little while.
I'll get off the soap box. I don't normally go this far. Everyone here is pulling for you and everyone here wishes we could do more. Be well Romeo
Posted by: 496 at September 13, 2025 01:24 AM (TV54s)
Posted by: JQ at September 13, 2025 01:25 AM (rdVOm)
What was in the note that made you uneasy? If it just explained why they were doing it, what made you concerned?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 13, 2025 01:26 AM (VphID)
Posted by: Nightwatch
Quite a few of them, officers and NCO's, are clearing themselves out by celebrating Charlie Kirk's assassination, and doing it on social media with there real names.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 13, 2025 01:27 AM (G1ktt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2025 01:28 AM (zTh/f)
I'm at the point of wondering.... why?
Posted by: Romeo13!
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Because you're traumatized over what happened with your daughter. Until you work through that, you won't be able to make a decision re your son that you can live with.
You could get counseling/therapy over your problem with daughter if you haven't already, and see if it brings you clarity about your situation with your son.
You could work with the assumption that your son will never change no matter what. Remove any tension or effort or fear -- or hope or future -- and go from there. It might lift something from you.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2025 01:29 AM (l6OhZ)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 13, 2025 01:09 AM (qpyNK)
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I can't comprehend the mindset.
Posted by: 496
It's easy. She's a communist.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 13, 2025 01:29 AM (G1ktt)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 13, 2025 01:29 AM (VphID)
Paralysed force, gesture without motion"
Good night good people. May your troubles pass.
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 13, 2025 01:30 AM (WF/xn)
Posted by: JQ at September 13, 2025 01:19 AM (rdVOm)
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I doubt one out of a hundred nursing home residents know who Charlie Kirk was. Good on the staff for spreading the word.
Posted by: 496 at September 13, 2025 01:31 AM (RkrlD)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
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Seemed wholly unnecessary to me, when I first saw it.
But just now I've realized that not everyone was even aware of Charlie, and particularly older people who come & go at a nursing home.
I was overreacting, I'm sure.
Posted by: JQ at September 13, 2025 01:32 AM (rdVOm)
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I wonder how quickly Trump could mobilize NG units to take care of that?
Posted by: Methos at September 13, 2025 01:33 AM (zLwRl)
The car meme is so true. Also applies to planes. I daily cars that a car that old when I was 18 would have made me stop and stare. Now they are just not late model to me. At the same point in time a 40 year old fighter was a P-40. Now a 40 year old fighter is an F-16.
Posted by: azjaeger at September 13, 2025 01:33 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 13, 2025 01:33 AM (U/Byj)
I think there's also a place in England that is named something like "Hill Hill Hill" because its a name in Modern English, Old English, and Welsh or something along those lines.
Posted by: buzzion
A buzzion sighting!
You're thinking of Torpenhow Hill.
Tor - "Hill" in Old English
Pen - "Hill" in Welsh
How - "Hill" in Danish
"Welcome to Hillhillhill Hill."
Posted by: mikeski is king of the hillhillhill at September 13, 2025 01:33 AM (nhCoE)
Posted by: Racially Ambiguous Honky at September 13, 2025 01:34 AM (gSTJh)
I have, although she’s started to change a little bit lately. The real complication is her 2 children by 2 different fathers, and they are as wonderful as she is nuts. And yeah her social political views are whack, but that’s not the real problem, mental illness is.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 13, 2025 01:36 AM (l8N5O)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2025 01:29 AM (l6OhZ)
Thanks... already knew this... but... hearing it from someone else... who is at least a semi trusted source...
helps
Posted by: Romeo13! at September 13, 2025 01:36 AM (mP0Kj)
LMAO!
Various cuts & abrasions... add acetone...
Posted by: JQ at September 13, 2025 01:36 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Romeo13!
May God bring you peace. Both of you.
Prayers.
Posted by: mikeski at September 13, 2025 01:37 AM (nhCoE)
But does it not force you to question the situation?
Did I do something wrong? Introspection is the only way to grow IMO.
Posted by: Romeo13! at September 13, 2025 01:39 AM (mP0Kj)
LA Mayor Karen Bass has ordered that city flags NOT be flown at half-staff for Charlie Kirk.
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I saw it on X and I can scarcely believe it's not a hoax. Good lord, they are flying American flags and singing Amazing Grace in FOREIGN COUNTRIES.
https://x.com/rossthedonn/
status/1966580948541026712
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2025 01:39 AM (l6OhZ)
I'm a Sigma... look it up... that I am looking for others to tell me I'm doing the right thing?
Not sure how I got here.
Posted by: Romeo13! at September 13, 2025 12:43 AM (mP0Kj)
I can empathize, having lost a daughter to suicide 8 years ago.
Can I ask you a rather delicate question? Has your son ever talked about how his sister's suicide affected him? Being that she was his twin must make it doubly hard for him. His other half is no longer there, and given that he was only 24 when that happened - my gosh.
I know in talking to both of our other adult daughters, they suffered, too, when Michelle died, but they didn't feel like they should burden either of us with their pain, because we had lost a daughter. I guess in their minds "daughter" trumped "sister" in the grief hierarchy. It doesn't, of course, but people think weird things when a family member commits suicide.
My guess is that a lot of your son's issues stem from his sister's suicide. Eating is a coping mechanism.
Is there some way to get him to join a group of adults who have lost a sibling to suicide?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at September 13, 2025 01:40 AM (SRRAx)
His will be done.
Posted by: 496
Struck down, he will become more powerful than we can possibly imagine?
There's something to pray for.
Posted by: mikeski at September 13, 2025 01:41 AM (nhCoE)
You did not do anything wrong.
Try to find something in your life that makes you feel good for a few seconds; kittens, baseball, the ocean, whatever it is. Think about it for a few seconds. Remember what if feels like to feel good. Do that a few times a day. Your brain and your heart and your soul need relief.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 13, 2025 01:44 AM (Vvh2V)
I was overreacting, I'm sure.
Posted by: JQ
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I'm sure it's incredibly hard to be among people to whom one has to explain who Charlie Kirk was and why the flag is being lowered for him. Once again, we're living in two different countries and it's scary and sad.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2025 01:44 AM (l6OhZ)
Posted by: JQ at September 13, 2025 01:36 AM (rdVOm)
Heh. There used to be a line of guitar amps called "Acetone". Berserker probably remembers them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2025 01:44 AM (ZE4/d)
Just thought the loons couldn't get any worse, but they did. Just saw a quote of a BlueSky post, right after Erika Kirk spoke.
It called for Erika to "be next". So they children could be taken away and educated properly in a "foster home", and taught to hate their parents.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 13, 2025 01:45 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2025 01:39 AM (l6OhZ)
Yes, same here, even knowing what I already knew about her.
Time for me to hang it up, folks. Have a good night!
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 13, 2025 01:45 AM (qpyNK)
Turning Point is an international organization. His outreach was huge. People don't realize what we lost.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 13, 2025 01:46 AM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2025 01:44 AM (l6OhZ)
I scarcely knew who he was. He worked in venues and in media that I never see. Like I know who Jordan Peterson is, but I do not "follow" him.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2025 01:48 AM (ZE4/d)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 13, 2025 01:45 AM (w6EFb)
There really needs to be a rash of public disembowelings.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2025 01:50 AM (ZE4/d)
Two syllables or three?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 13, 2025 01:50 AM (VphID)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2025 01:53 AM (ZE4/d)
I understand not wanting to toss him out. It is entirely possible that he needs the comfort of home, and good on you for providing that for him.
However, grief is sneaky - it will sit in the background, just festering. At some point, you(he) will have to face it. That's a scary proposition, but your son is not going to get past this stage until he confronts his pain head on.
I wish you luck, and both of you will be in my thoughts and prayers. Are you coming to the Texas MoMe? Would he consider coming along? I would love to have a chance to meet with both of you; having also experienced the suicide of a beloved family member, perhaps he would be willing to open up and talk about his feelings. I'm told I am good in these types of situations...
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at September 13, 2025 01:53 AM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at September 13, 2025 01:40 AM (SRRAx)
Once they hit puberty, my kids were never close. There was always a tension there. I really tried to be the 'good parent'.. but now? that was probably a mistake, I should have been an asshole.
Why? the way thing turned out? Could not have been any worse.
Posted by: Romeo13! at September 13, 2025 01:54 AM (mP0Kj)
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Whoa. Talk about masks being ripped away...
I never wanted to believe that there are such sicko MFers around. Ugh!
Posted by: JQ at September 13, 2025 01:54 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 13, 2025 01:56 AM (VphID)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 13, 2025 01:56 AM (XCUp7)
Yeah... been to both VA counseling... and dated those who gave counseling.
Sorry.... worthless. Unless you have been THROUGH that exact situation? Your counseling is worthless.
Posted by: Romeo13! at September 13, 2025 01:57 AM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 13, 2025 01:58 AM (D3P9d)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 13, 2025 01:56 AM (VphID)
Not Sky News. The Bluesky social media app.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2025 01:58 AM (ZE4/d)
If this was in reference to my post that was on the toxic *Bluesky* anti-X clone the woke flocked to after Elon took over.
Sky News Australia has been pretty good on this. They're sort of the Aussie FOX. Paul Murray, Rita Panahi, et al are pretty good.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 13, 2025 01:59 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb)
That should be cause for summoning Australia's ambassador.
Posted by: gKWVE at September 13, 2025 01:59 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 13, 2025 02:00 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 13, 2025 02:03 AM (VphID)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 13, 2025 02:00 AM (snZF9)
Not enough crud in the pipes to be causing a problem. Worst blockage is 40%; they don't start talking stents until it hits 70%. So the irregular heartbeat is NOT a result of my heart muscle being starved for oxygen.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2025 02:03 AM (YlAE5)
No, no. This was Bluesky woke twitter clone, not Sky News Australia.
Sky News Australia did run Erika's address live, I saw. They liked it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 13, 2025 02:03 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb)
That should be cause for summoning Australia's ambassador.
Posted by: gKWVE at September 13, 2025 01:59 AM (gKWVE)
Summon him, alright. To a salvage yard, put him in something roomy, in the car crusher. Mail that compact bloody square of metal postage due to the Aussie PM.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 13, 2025 02:04 AM (XCUp7)
I figured it was Ace-Tone for the speakers. My comment was like test to see if somebody is a chemist: ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 13, 2025 02:06 AM (VphID)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 13, 2025 02:04 AM (XCUp7)
Sky News did nothing wrong. They ran Erika's speech today; they did not doxx her by publishing her home address.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2025 02:07 AM (YlAE5)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2025 01:44 AM (ZE4/d)
Actually, I do. Never owned one, never heard one, but I have seen them pop up from time to time. Not for a long time though. They were made in japan if I remember right.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 13, 2025 02:07 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 13, 2025 02:04 AM (XCUp7)
Sky News did nothing wrong. They ran Erika's speech today; they did not doxx her by publishing her home address.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2025 02:07 AM (YlAE5)
Let's not bicker about who is and isn't guilty. God will sort them out.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 13, 2025 02:09 AM (XCUp7)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 13, 2025 02:07 AM (snZF9)
The Deuce Tone amps were really shitty.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2025 02:09 AM (YlAE5)
I am worried about Ace's fast. I came home from dinner and started reading comments.
If any of you out there in the statosphere are in touch with him, and yes I guess I could email...please ask him to eat before he damages his kidneys and possibly his heart. His fast is way too long. I thought he was talking 3 days max. His body is feeding off muscle at this point. His heart is a muscle.
I told him below that I am worried. With all we have going on in the world we need him. Thanks, imaginary friends.
Also, Romeo, I am so sorry for what you are dealing with now and ten years ago.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 13, 2025 02:09 AM (6PCLE)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2025 02:03 AM (YlAE5)
One of mine went from 40% to 100% in 13 years. How is your cholesterol?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 13, 2025 02:09 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: mikeski at September 13, 2025 02:10 AM (nhCoE)
Oh, I see. I said Erika's "address". I didn't mean literal postal address, location. I meant her speech, her talk, her message tonight.
"Speech" for a widow eulogizing her dead husband just didn't seem like the right word, but maybe I should use that to be clear in the future.
To repeat, Sky News Australia is one of the good guys.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 13, 2025 02:10 AM (w6EFb)
The Deuce Tone amps were really shitty.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Something about the brown note reproduction.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2025 02:11 AM (XeU6L)
Someone said it earlier when they said it feels like something has happened. Something has changed.
It really does.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 13, 2025 02:11 AM (D3P9d)
Two syllables or three?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
Three.
Ass uh tone.
Posted by: rickb223
Should be a diet supplement and not a solvent.
Posted by: mikeski at September 13, 2025 02:11 AM (nhCoE)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 13, 2025 02:09 AM (snZF9)
It is a little high. Not hugely over whatever number is supposed to be the "limit". And I am on a med to reduce that. Will be going in next week for a blood draw.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2025 02:12 AM (YlAE5)
Posted by: JQ at September 13, 2025 02:12 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2025 02:09 AM (YlAE5)
The world is flooded with shitty guitar amps. Shit you never heard of and would never own. A store by me always had a pile of shit you never heard of. A graveyard of bad ideas.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 13, 2025 02:13 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Things haven't changed so much...they still do a lot of 'bleeding'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2025 02:14 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Romeo13! at September 13, 2025 01:57 AM (mP0Kj)
I completely agree - the sad thing is that there are wonderful resources out there for kids under the age of 18 who have experienced the loss of a loved one. Fort Worth has The WARM Place (What About Remembering Me?), which does amazing things. Unfortunately, there aren't programs like that for adults who have lost a sibling.
You haven't failed as a parent, so quit beating yourself up. You are in a very delicate situation; I wish I had answers for you. The important thing is to love your son and to pray that one day he will get tired of hating the world. But ultimately, HE has to want to change. Just be there for him - that is all that you can do.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at September 13, 2025 02:15 AM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2025 02:14 AM (XeU6L)
When I went for the angiogram Monday, a nurse stuck my finger for a blood sugar test, and it came back at 5.9, which she said was "fine". I had had 2 cups of coffee, but no food.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2025 02:17 AM (YlAE5)
been to both VA counseling... and dated those who gave counseling.
Sorry.... worthless. Unless you have been THROUGH that exact situation? Your counseling is worthless.
Posted by: Romeo13!
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That scratches off my earlier suggestion. Objective counseling doesn't work for you; you need sympathy.
But Teresa's suggestion of getting your son into counseling is worth taking up. Does your son know what he wants? Is he discontented with his situation?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2025 02:18 AM (l6OhZ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 13, 2025 02:09 AM (snZF9)
It is a little high. Not hugely over whatever number is supposed to be the "limit". And I am on a med to reduce that. Will be going in next week for a blood draw.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2025 02:12 AM (YlAE5)
Thats the thing, mine wasn't high. I changed my diet quite a bit and I still got screwed. The final result was 2 were blocked at 100%, the widowmaker was 95%, and the 4th was 80%. I had these extra ones, collaterals, that probably saved my ass, because I should have been dead. To be honest, I don't think I had a few weeks left at the rate things were going south.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 13, 2025 02:18 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 13, 2025 02:18 AM (XCUp7)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 13, 2025 02:20 AM (VphID)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 13, 2025 02:21 AM (ZTk50)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 13, 2025 02:22 AM (VphID)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 13, 2025 02:20 AM (VphID)
yune-yun-eyezed
Posted by: RickZ at September 13, 2025 02:22 AM (gKDq2)
Teresa's suggestion of getting your son into counseling is worth taking up.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Or let me put it this way, her suggestion of focusing on your son. He obviously has problems, too.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2025 02:22 AM (l6OhZ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 13, 2025 02:18 AM (snZF9)
I am sure there is a genetic component to the rate at which one's arteries get clogged, or not clogged. Which is why I am kind of wary of the medical profession's tendency to set benchmarks for certain markers, and then declare "you are sick" if one of those is even slightly exceeded.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2025 02:23 AM (YlAE5)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2025 02:23 AM (YlAE5)
yeah no doubt. My mother had the same blockages. My brother got squat, so he probably takes after my father's side of the family. At the same time my cholesterol is waaay lower than my mother's side runs. They are all over 300, mine was 180. My mother was 360 when she first got checked.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 13, 2025 02:26 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 13, 2025 02:28 AM (VphID)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 13, 2025 02:26 AM (snZF9)
I think it might be more useful to record trends in the value of those markers, more than the absolute value. Maybe everyone has a different set point for cholesterol, or A1C, or sugar,, and as long as there is no big change, everything is ticking over as it should. But if one of those is rapidly rising, there is your warning sign.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2025 02:31 AM (YlAE5)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 13, 2025 02:31 AM (VphID)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 13, 2025 02:28 AM (VphID)
Another closeted tranny, like Mooch.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2025 02:33 AM (KmEIw)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
Chef with poor reading comprehension: un-onion-ized.
Posted by: mikeski at September 13, 2025 02:34 AM (nhCoE)
Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2025 02:36 AM (+qU29)
Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2025 02:36 AM (KmEIw)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2025 02:23 AM (YlAE5)
I'll never forget my first cardiologist. He said my LDL had to be below 70, when at the time I think the standard was 100. I said 70?? Where did they get that number?? Then he tells me about studies they did of some frigging tribes in south america, most likely ones that don't even know what a light bulb is, and says they found that an LDL of below 70 there was no trace of any heart issues. I looked at him, and my exact words were "so, you're telling me that for the rest of the world that don't run around in loin cloths hunting monkeys with a fucking blow gun we need cholesterol meds???" He laughed and said yeah pretty much. I probably should have listened actually.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 13, 2025 02:36 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at September 13, 2025 02:41 AM (DJ7Q9)
The two meaning of address there show you how much one word can matter. They're pronounced differently, but spelled the same.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 13, 2025 02:41 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 13, 2025 02:44 AM (pLaQB)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 13, 2025 02:44 AM (pLaQB)
Found my employer was getting dragged for some jerkoff running his (their? its?) mouth about Kirk getting murdered. Go to try and find how much attention it had gotten, and find other clients complaining our service is down.
It's been down for a couple of days and nobody noticed. Probably out about maybe a quarter, half a million bucks. What the actual fuck. It's like I work for 20th century motor company in Atlas Shrugged but replace "the downtrodden" with "people confused about what is in their pants". It's getting harder to keep things running.
Posted by: heya at September 13, 2025 02:45 AM (xq47N)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 13, 2025 02:49 AM (NkuV0)
Everyone's cholesterol rises as they age. It's likely protective. Your needs cholesterol to stay soft. Every cell in your body needs cholesterol to function properly. There are undoubtedly people who need to be careful, but as AOP mentioned, those people have a genetic component working against them, and you're usually talking about values above 1000. My cousin Brett had cholesterol of 1200, and you could see the blobs of it in the test tube thingee when they drew his blood. He took after his coon ass Daddy, who also had high cholesterol and was one of my favorite uncles, and both of them died before 50 of massive heart attacks. Most heart attacks before 50 are genetic, and you probably don't have much chance, but avoiding cigarettes and carbs helps. Brett's older brothers took after his mom, my actual aunt, who lived well into her 90s, and they're all still alive, too.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 13, 2025 02:54 AM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 13, 2025 02:55 AM (NkuV0)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 13, 2025 02:56 AM (Vvh2V)
Here's a tweet from today:
"If you believe free speech is for you but not your political opponents, you're illiberal.
If no contrary evidence could change your beliefs, you're a fundamentalist.
If you believe the State should punish those with contrary views, you're a totalitarian.
If you believe political opponents should be punished with violence or death, you're a terrorist."
-- JK Rowling
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 13, 2025 02:56 AM (Rw4Ax)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 13, 2025 02:57 AM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2025 02:58 AM (l6OhZ)
Posted by: Romeo13! at September 13, 2025 12:35 AM (mP0Kj)"
My wife had to explain to one kid that certain behavior would get them kicked right out when they turned 18 if they keep it up and don't grow out of it. The kid is 6 though so we ahould have time.
But I draw the line at commies, thieves, thugs, and the like. I have had other family go moonbat and you think you can manage until they have kids and make them freaks, or threaten yours.
Posted by: heya at September 13, 2025 03:01 AM (xq47N)
It's been down for a couple of days and nobody noticed. Probably out about maybe a quarter, half a million bucks. What the actual fuck. It's like I work for 20th century motor company in Atlas Shrugged but replace "the downtrodden" with "people confused about what is in their pants". It's getting harder to keep things running.
Posted by: heya
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It appears the service was down for days and there were no internal alerts? Or external complaints that got through to you?
Also, I read Atlas Shrugged, but please contextualize "the downtrodden."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2025 03:02 AM (l6OhZ)
Heh. I ran this "address" ambiguity through Grok. After describing the context, Grok agreed that "speech" or "remarks" wasn't really the right tone. "Eulogy" or "tribute" weren't right either, as it was more than that.
And it decided, that "address" was indeed likely the best word, and the simple way to remove the ambiguity would be to attach and adjective like "moving" or "poignant", or "powerful". Her "poignant address". A postal address would never be considered such.
Simple, and I didn't even think of it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 13, 2025 03:06 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 13, 2025 03:15 AM (ZTk50)
BlueSky dragging Erika Kirk. Can't spell her name without KKK (and more).
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2025 03:21 AM (l6OhZ)
And the cops were at the Kirk home earlier tonight because of some shit already. I believe someone upthread said Ms. Kirk had police protection.
My advice to her is to upgrade immediately. I had police protection for awhile many years ago, for reasons I do not care to get into at the moment, and I am here to tell you that obsessed and/or angry lunatics will easily outsmart the cops, unless they happen to have direct training in stalking behaviors, or specific military training around things like clearing buildings, perimeter, etc.
As she is high profile, she will probably get more than one guy standing at the front door, though.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 13, 2025 03:22 AM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 13, 2025 03:27 AM (Vvh2V)
Another 7.4 earthquake in Kamchatka.
Posted by: Boss Moss
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They shouldn't bother re-hanging the pictures this time.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2025 03:27 AM (l6OhZ)
That was me. I meant her remarks, her speech, her uh-DRESS, not AD-dress.
THey didn't doxx her, they aired her speech live. The word "speech" didn't seem right in that context. It was more than a eulogy or tribute. "Remarks" is too dry.
There is no ambiguity between the two meanings "address" in the spoken word, as they are pronounced differently, but boy in the written word.
I can see how wars have been started over mistranslations and misinterpretations of words.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 13, 2025 03:28 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 13, 2025 02:11 AM (D3P9d
The day he was murdered, I was so afraid to go look at social media and see all the hate.
It's there, of course. But I was so happily surprised to see the outpourings of love, courage, faith, hope, encouragement. People sad but also openly saying they would try to continue his legacy. And so much of it young people! And many of them were the very lgbt, black, female minorities that the left believes Charlie hated.
Something is definitely in the air! I hope it bears good fruit. I hope the left unwittingly unleashed a thousand new Charlie Kirks to take up the torch.
Posted by: LizLem at September 13, 2025 03:41 AM (gWBY1)
I can see how wars have been started over mistranslations and misinterpretations of words.
Posted by: publius,
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It even happens here. Intended humorous sarcasm can be taken seriously.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2025 03:42 AM (XeU6L)
"Never should be a memorial for Charlie Kirk at every college campus.
I don't care if you disagree."
Based Lando!
There's a pic of a statue. It's nice, but any statue memorial to Charlie Kirk should be a metal bench!! With a statue of him sitting on one side of the bench, his hands and expression open to talking to the live person sitting on the other side of the bench. And someone can actually sit there and post like they are talking to him.
A fitting legacy for someone that just wanted to promote dialogue.
The first statue should be unveiled at the soon-to-be created Charlie Kirk plaza at UVU, the plaza where he died, which they are naming in his honor.
Posted by: LizLem at September 13, 2025 03:47 AM (gWBY1)
Posted by: LizLem at September 13, 2025 03:47 AM (gWBY1)
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FANTASTIC concept, LizLem! You should write a few letters to a few people.
And I must bid you all good-night. See you tomorrow.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 13, 2025 03:50 AM (l6OhZ)
Posted by: LizLem at September 13, 2025 03:53 AM (gWBY1)
Reaching out when you need help isn't weakness, it's courage. For you or your family. I wish I could be of more help as you choose what to do next. But I know we're all here to support you.
Posted by: LizLem at September 13, 2025 03:58 AM (gWBY1)
@RyanAFournier
If you believe people deserve to be shot for their opinions, don't cry when you get fired for yours.
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Even now, there's a small cohort of Vichy "conservatives" giving us the " this is not who we are!!!!" treatment in reaction to the firings. To no avail, fortunately. People are PISSED.
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at September 13, 2025 04:05 AM (xverI)
Now that I have watched some his speeches and his interactions with the college students, I understand. The man walked the walk, and had stones the size of Jupiter. God bless Charlie Kirk.
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at September 13, 2025 04:20 AM (xverI)
Romeo13, all I have is prayers for you and your son.
I will say, I know some parents who bought a new house, sold the old one, moved out, and didn't tell their son where or when they were going. Some times, you do what you have to do. Sometimes children are simply bad news.
Obviously, we both hope it doesn't come to that. But if it does, do what you must. Ask God. Bless you.
Posted by: Persnickety at September 13, 2025 04:28 AM (jJdyX)
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