Jerry Nadler, Who Dropped a Load on Live TV, Will Retire to Spend More Time With His Odors

The New York Times calls him "The Old Guard," which is accurate enough.

Nadler, Pillar of Democratic Party's Old Guard, Will Retire Next Year
Representative Jerrold Nadler, a New York Democrat who has been one of Congress's leading liberal voices for three decades, will not seek re-election next year, heeding a call for generational change roiling his party.
The decision will mark the close of a 34-year congressional career that put Mr. Nadler at the center of major civil rights battles and three presidential impeachments. It will also almost certainly touch off a crowded primary fight over a rare open Democratic seat in the heart of Manhattan.
In a recent interview in his downtown Manhattan office, Mr. Nadler, 78, said he hesitated to step aside when he believes that President Trump is threatening the foundations of democracy. But he said he had been persuaded it was time for a changing of the guard.
"Watching the Biden thing really said something about the necessity for generational change in the party, and I think I want to respect that," Mr. Nadler said, adding that a younger successor "can maybe do better, can maybe help us more."
Mr. Nadler, who is both the longest-serving New Yorker and Jewish member of the House, had already been swept up in an intraparty reckoning over aging leaders. He was forced to give up his House Judiciary Committee leadership at the beginning of the term when it became clear a younger, more energetic colleague would beat him. Back home, he was facing a 26-year-old primary challenger.
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Mr. Nadler also declined to name specific colleagues he believed should retire, though he acknowledged that other aging Democrats ought to consider it.
"I'm not saying we should change over the entire party," he said. "But I think a certain amount of change is very helpful, especially when we face the challenge of Trump and his incipient fascism."
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For years, Mr. Nadler's seat snaked down the West Side of Manhattan into Brooklyn, making it the most Jewish district in the country. In 2022, redistricting forced him into a painful primary with a longtime crosstown ally, Representative Carolyn Maloney. Mr. Nadler won in a rout.

Indeed. NY courts redrew NYC's Congressional districts. Jerry Nadler and Carolyn Maloney, two hard-left liberals, were forced to compete in the same primary when their districts were merged. Nader defeated Maloney.

And now he says he's too old to continue serving.

Ted Stryker has thoughts.

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Mr. Nadler said last week that he was now fearful Mr. Trump was bent on undoing much of what he had fought for in Congress.

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"I am not terribly optimistic. I wish I could be," Mr. Nadler said. "But this is the most severe threat we've had to our system of government since the Civil War, and unfortunately Abraham Lincoln is not the president."

A big impetus for his decision: He's pro-Israel in a party that is now pro-Hamas terrorism and pro-Second-Holocaujst.

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For years, he has tried to stake out space for a politics that was both pro-Israel and progressive. But in the interview, he conceded that Israel's brutal prosecution of the war in Gaza had not only turned Democrats against a former ally "to a very major extent" but made his own position increasingly hard to maintain.
"I don't know what to say at this point," he said. "I can't defend what Israel is doing."
Mr. Nadler has been sharply critical of Hamas, still believes in a two-state solution for the region and does not agree with those who say Israel is carrying out genocide in Gaza. But he said that under the leadership of Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, Israel was committing mass murder and war crimes in Gaza "without question."

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Posted by: GF at September 02, 2025 02:53 PM (u0L7U)

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Posted by: gKWVE at September 02, 2025 02:55 PM (7GLRQ)

3 Jerry Nadler, Who Dropped a Load on Live TV, Will Retire to Spend More Time With His Odors
—Ace
The New York Times calls him "The Old Guard," which is accurate enough.

More like he needs some Right Guard, amirite?

Posted by: Lame Joke at September 02, 2025 02:55 PM (JCZqz)

4 Skips over Woodrow Wilson and Palmer raids.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 02, 2025 02:55 PM (rJ48h)

5 He's leaving before he gets pushed into the cart of death with the other old-time Democrats. He may still be yelling, "I'm Alive!" while getting pushed into it, though those pushing him won't care.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 02, 2025 02:55 PM (S/Y4j)

6 Dude hasn't seen his own dick in a coon's age.

Posted by: ballistic at September 02, 2025 02:56 PM (5aZAZ)

7 It's a Holocaujst.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 02, 2025 02:56 PM (63Dwl)

8
I now call ALL jews "shmendrick."

Non-jews who act like jews get called "shmendrick," too.

Nadler is a shmendrick.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 02, 2025 02:56 PM (2RPFV)

9 I choose to read these tea leaves positively!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at September 02, 2025 02:56 PM (GBKbO)

10 If you though the old guard of the Democrat Party was bad, wait until they're all like AOC.

Posted by: Leupold at September 02, 2025 02:56 PM (4pwAx)

11 A Moron reported earlier that Joni Ernst isn't running for reelection.

The shuffling has begun.

Posted by: toby928 at September 02, 2025 02:56 PM (jc0TO)

12 I'd be interested to see what happens to the Jewish vote when these old dinosaurs (Schumer is another) all get kicked to the curb. Does the Jewish vote continue being so lopsidedly Democratic when they are increasingly unwelcome in positions of power in the party? Because the young GOP isn't all that pro (or anti) Israel. Continue having every "civil rights" organization or teachers union have a head with a vaguely Ashkenazic surname, and the whole party might look like Tucker Carlson in a generation. On the other hand, fill the GOP with lots more people like Stephen Miller and the Libs of TikTok lady, and the GOP could look VERY different. But the Jewish vote can't keep being 65%-70% Democratic if you want a pro-Israel/anti-caliphate GOP in the future.

Posted by: The Lower Depths at September 02, 2025 02:58 PM (Dg7ng)

13 Why is he retiring? There is no way he would ever lose an election there. I am going to make a prediction that he has some serious health issues that are going to be coming out soon. I mean he is morbidly obese and at his age I am 85% confident that he is diabetic with his weight and living style.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 02, 2025 02:58 PM (0N4FZ)

14 Much like Dong Zhuo, when Nadler dies, we'll be able to burn his body as an oil lamp for multiple days.

Posted by: XTC at September 02, 2025 02:58 PM (UnA8+)

15 >>A big impetus for his decision: He's pro-Israel in a party that is now pro-Hamas terrorism and pro-Second-Holocaujst.

He's probably terminal. They only ever give up power when in active negotiations with the Grim Reaper.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at September 02, 2025 02:58 PM (34w5K)

16 One less dirty diaper stinking up the halls of Congress.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at September 02, 2025 02:58 PM (ehSRX)

17 The walls were closing in!

Posted by: Jerry "Stinky" Nadler at September 02, 2025 02:58 PM (nsxaM)

18 Jerry Nadler, Who Dropped a Load on Live TV, Will Retire to Spend More Time With His Odors
—Ace
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Sometimes, Ace writes the best headlines.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2025 02:58 PM (9eaV3)

19 The Dems are spiraling, too. Do they recognize it?

Posted by: Piper at September 02, 2025 02:59 PM (pZEOD)

20 Tip to whomever gets his old office. Do NOT keep the desk chair.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 02, 2025 02:59 PM (ewjUl)

21 And by too, I don’t mean we are, I mean the GOPe.

Posted by: Piper at September 02, 2025 02:59 PM (pZEOD)

22 The instead of "Odes to Nadler" it's gonna be "Odors from Nadler."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 02, 2025 02:59 PM (tT6L1)

23 Why is he retiring? There is no way he would ever lose an election there. I am going to make a prediction that he has some serious health issues that are going to be coming out soon. I mean he is morbidly obese and at his age I am 85% confident that he is diabetic with his weight and living style.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 02, 2025 02:58 PM

*nods* Ass and ball cancer.

Inoperable.

Posted by: toby928 at September 02, 2025 02:59 PM (jc0TO)

24 Jerry Nadler (D-pants) is retiring.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2025 02:59 PM (9eaV3)

25 Good riddance to this self-gassing ambulatory colostomy bag.

Posted by: A more disgusting caricature would be hard to imagine at September 02, 2025 02:59 PM (TbWk/)

26 Nadler is a loathesome old commie who looks like a FUPA with googly-eye stickers. Good riddance. Except, it's likely his successor will be even worse. Nadler at least supported Israel and had a dim view of Islam.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2025 03:00 PM (iFTx/)

27 The two state solution is Hamas members turned into liquid or gas.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 02, 2025 03:00 PM (MMp6W)

28
btw, the "mona charen podcast" (which nobody watches) is very similar to Mark Halperin's "2-Way" podcast, except mona charen is a dried up, bitter hag with idiotic "takes" and her guests are cucks & hags who also have moronic takes.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 02, 2025 03:00 PM (2RPFV)

29 20 Tip to whomever gets his old office. Do NOT keep the desk chair.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 02, 2025 02:59 PM (ewjUl)

The thought of his chair is disgusting. Stop it people it's lunch time.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 02, 2025 03:00 PM (QsMb/)

30 Israel has figured out that they are never going to win the PR war so they are focusing on winning the actual war.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 02, 2025 03:00 PM (mFSH6)

31 When CNN asked Jerry Nadler if he had any comments on his retirement he said.........

"BRING ME A BUCKET"...

Posted by: Jackson at September 02, 2025 03:01 PM (X7dyz)

32 I let the others know about the new thread.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 02, 2025 03:01 PM (Wj1DV)

33 I'm hoping the same megalodon that gets Christie has a go at Nadler.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 02, 2025 03:01 PM (fy28E)

34 30 Israel has figured out that they are never going to win the PR war so they are focusing on winning the actual war.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 02, 2025 03:00 PM (mFSH6)

Good

Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2025 03:01 PM (VE6XX)

35 Why is he retiring? There is no way he would ever lose an election there. I am going to make a prediction that he has some serious health issues that are going to be coming out soon.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 02, 2025 02:58 PM
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He's probably dead.

It's the current thing.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2025 03:01 PM (9eaV3)

36 Nadler is retiring?

Well, that's a load off.

Posted by: Jerry's Bad Jeans at September 02, 2025 03:01 PM (2sMLA)

37 One loathsome piece of shit will retire and be replaced by a loathsome piece of shit.

Meh.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 02, 2025 03:01 PM (tNkpt)

38 Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!

Posted by: AOC, pushing the cart at September 02, 2025 03:01 PM (nsxaM)

39 btw, the "mona charen podcast" (which nobody watches) is very similar to Mark Halperin's "2-Way" podcast, except mona charen is a dried up, bitter hag with idiotic "takes" and her guests are cucks & hags who also have moronic takes.
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 02, 2025 03:00 PM

I last saw her with the homos of the Bulwark on election night. She's desperate to get back in the grift.

Posted by: toby928 at September 02, 2025 03:01 PM (jc0TO)

40 I guess he stoll enough to live on by now

Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2025 03:01 PM (+qU29)

41 The paeans of praise of Nadler grading the pages of various publications will be stomach churning.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 02, 2025 03:01 PM (tT6L1)

42 Why is he retiring? There is no way he would ever lose an election there. I am going to make a prediction that he has some serious health issues that are going to be coming out soon. I mean he is morbidly obese and at his age I am 85% confident that he is diabetic with his weight and living style.
Posted by: Mister Scott

I'm sure his staffers are tired of carrying around diapers and steroid shots.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 02, 2025 03:01 PM (mlg/3)

43 Why is he retiring? There is no way he would ever lose an election there. I am going to make a prediction that he has some serious health issues that are going to be coming out soon. I mean he is morbidly obese and at his age I am 85% confident that he is diabetic with his weight and living style.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 02, 2025 02:58 PM (0N4FZ)
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This tub of shit lost over 100 pounds with gastric surgery a few years ago. Trump was taunting him about his appearance and weight. But Nadler is surely in poor shape and health.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2025 03:02 PM (iFTx/)

44 "Hello"

"Oh, Mr. Nadler, we have an appointment."

"Delay? No, I don't thinks so. I'll tell you what -- call back at 5:00. I expect good news at 5:00
"Meanwhile,... affairs,.... in order... you know the routine."

Posted by: Grim Reaper at September 02, 2025 03:02 PM (34w5K)

45
Tip to whomever gets his old office. Do NOT keep the desk chair.
Posted by: Minnfidel

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Who, I'm curious, is likely to replace him? Anyone we know?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2025 03:02 PM (lCaJd)

46 "The Biden Thing."

Posted by: beckster at September 02, 2025 03:03 PM (NLtte)

47 Elric, who's your congressman?

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2025 03:03 PM (77rzZ)

48 But he said he had been persuaded it was time for a changing of the guard.

😂😂😂 LOL. Yeah. Persuaded.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2025 03:03 PM (EZyuq)

49 47 Elric, who's your congressman?
Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2025 03:03 PM (77rzZ)

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Jesus is my ~~copilot~~ congressman.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at September 02, 2025 03:03 PM (GBKbO)

50 This years has really stunk for us in the DC market

Posted by: Depends Corporation at September 02, 2025 03:03 PM (nsxaM)

51 48 But he said he had been persuaded it was time for a changing of the guard.

😂😂😂 LOL. Yeah. Persuaded.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2025 03:03 PM (EZyuq)

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It's what Biden said. Did you not believe Biden?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at September 02, 2025 03:03 PM (GBKbO)

52 But he said he had been persuaded it was time for a changing of the guard.

Check his bank account... Or his bed for a horses head

Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2025 03:04 PM (VE6XX)

53 He's legitimately fearful of what his erstwhile allies will do to him or his family if he sticks around. Democrats made common cause with troglodytic savages whose hatred of apostates far exceeds their contempt for infidels, and given that Islam is as much or more a political ideology as a religion, that leaves the Nadlers of the party (indeed, among leftists around the world) dead men walking. Their only hope is to duck out like the cowards they've always been, cowards who ceded their parties and countries to barbarians.

Posted by: mea culpa at September 02, 2025 03:04 PM (o4fqQ)

54 30 Israel has figured out that they are never going to win the PR war so they are focusing on winning the actual war.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 02, 2025 03:00 PM (mFSH6)

I find it amusing that NO Islamic State wants the Pali refugees. They all want them to go to EU or US...

Because everyone knows the Palis are Barbarians.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 02, 2025 03:04 PM (mP0Kj)

55 He'll always be Number 2 in New York.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at September 02, 2025 03:04 PM (JQE/n)

56 Mona has to be old. She was a member of the WFB, Art Buchwald, Victor Riesel, Mike Royko editorial page I read as a child.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 02, 2025 03:04 PM (MMp6W)

57 Yes, the appointment for SERVEPRO to clean out Mr. Nadler's Old office is confirmed....

Posted by: Jackson at September 02, 2025 03:05 PM (X7dyz)

58 Israel has figured out that they are never going to win the PR war so they are focusing on winning the actual war.

They’re finally learning. Maybe GOPe can also learn that they can’t appease the media. Probably not.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2025 03:05 PM (3cXfB)

59 Odor Guard.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 02, 2025 03:05 PM (/HDaX)

60 Well.... bye

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 02, 2025 03:05 PM (N1tpc)

61
Jerry! Jerry!... Jerry!

Posted by: Adam at September 02, 2025 03:06 PM (XeU6L)

62 I'm sure his staffers are tired of carrying around diapers and steroid shots.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 02, 2025 03:01 PM (mlg/3)
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His waders are a nightmare.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2025 03:06 PM (9eaV3)

63
What I found most fascinating about the gaslighting, contrived "conspiracy theory"* about the President's death being imminent, is, like being on a script, all the goblins fake-predicted to their stupid viewers that the President would be deceased by Monday, Labor Day, (while "everyone" was "already" "having cookouts" so it would be "perfect timing" ).

So when Monday came and Our Favorite President(tm) was still very much alive and perpetrating the MAGA agenda, the very same Gaslighting Goblins literally declared he was dead anyway. It was bizarre.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 02, 2025 03:06 PM (2RPFV)

64 54 I find it amusing that NO Islamic State wants the Pali refugees. They all want them to go to EU or US...

Because everyone knows the Palis are Barbarians.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 02, 2025 03:04 PM (mP0Kj)

Also, because of Hirjah.

Sending them to other Islamic countries doesn't help conquer Dar al-Harb.

Posted by: XTC at September 02, 2025 03:06 PM (UnA8+)

65 The old guard Dems were nasty pieces of shit. But they weren’t full on communists. Remember in 2009 they could have done pretty much anything they wanted with the house and 60 senate votes and Obama. But all they did was pass Obamacare which was really just a big payoff to insurance companies.

The new generation is straight Maoist. And they will gain power again some day. It’s not going to be pretty.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 02, 2025 03:06 PM (tNkpt)

66 Elric, who's your congressman?
Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2025 03:03 PM (77rzZ)
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You get three guesses, and the first two don't count ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2025 03:06 PM (iFTx/)

67 57 Yes, the appointment for SERVEPRO to clean out Mr. Nadler's Old office is confirmed....
Posted by: Jackson at September 02, 2025 03:05 PM (X7dyz)

Get the Hazmat team ready...

Posted by: ServePro at September 02, 2025 03:06 PM (mP0Kj)

68 I believe that the person/persons that run for that seat will be no less radical than mandami

Posted by: Ben Had at September 02, 2025 03:06 PM (mFSH6)

69 More good to come out of the Israeli-Hamas War

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 02, 2025 03:06 PM (wBaIH)

70 "I don't know what to say at this point," he said. "I can't defend what Israel is doing."
__________________________________

Just one person on the left please risk ostracization, and apply this language, just once, to Hamas.

In effect:

"I don't know what to say at this point," he said. "I can't defend what Hamas is doing, has done, and will likely do again tomorrow, while pretending their predicament is everyone else's fault but their own."

Posted by: Orson at September 02, 2025 03:06 PM (dIske)

71 How much longer can nadler stay in office? DEPENDS!!!

THAT JOKE NEVER GETS OLD, AMIRITE?!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 02, 2025 03:07 PM (OA79/)

72 Tip to whomever gets his old office. Do NOT keep the desk chair.
Posted by: Minnfidel

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Who, I'm curious, is likely to replace him? Anyone we know?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2025 03:02 PM

I've seen some shit man!

Posted by: Jerry's Office Chair. at September 02, 2025 03:07 PM (ewjUl)

73 Yes, the appointment for SERVEPRO to clean out Mr. Nadler's Old office is confirmed....
Posted by: Jackson
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Go long on EPA suits.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 02, 2025 03:07 PM (XeU6L)

74 Willowed but I wanted to say it out loud so it will happen.

I can't believe the Powerball is up to 1.3 billion dollars. I wish someone would win so I can stop spending $6 a week on tickets which I only started buying when it was 600 million.

Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2025 03:07 PM (EYmYM)

75 Our products were intended to be inserted into shoes not pants but, damn, that crazy sonuvabitch pulled it off.

Posted by: Odor Eaters (TM) at September 02, 2025 03:07 PM (yIi8a)

76 > The New York Times calls him "The Old Guard," which is accurate enough.
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More like "the mold guard." Just sayin'.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 02, 2025 03:07 PM (Q4IgG)

77 The most dangerous place on earth is the space between Nadler and the Buffet Table....

Posted by: Jackson at September 02, 2025 03:07 PM (X7dyz)

78 I'm sure the Dem primary to replace him will result in a moderate, centrist with cross-party appeal.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2025 03:07 PM (MC8h6)

79 Retiring at 78?!?

Inconceivable!

Posted by: 83 Years Young Mitch McConnell at September 02, 2025 03:08 PM (H2BhE)

80 The purge of Jews from the Democratic Party continues.

Ironically, at some point, the only place where Jewish Democrats can get elected will be the South, like Jon Ossoff.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 02, 2025 03:08 PM (xTIDn)

81
Why is he retiring? There is no way he would ever lose an election there. I am going to make a prediction that he has some serious health issues that are going to be coming out soon. I mean he is morbidly obese and at his age I am 85% confident that he is diabetic with his weight and living style.
Posted by: Mister Scott

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He appears to be in awful health: https://tinyurl.com/3ntmznwz

Are there any aggressive commies or Muslims or commie Muslims in his district who will step up?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2025 03:08 PM (lCaJd)

82 Rep. Jerry Nadler’s (D-N.Y.) Generation Z primary challenger Liam Elkind’s campaign said Thursday it pulled in more than $340,000 in fundraising in its first day.

“In just one day, Liam didn’t just outraise a 32-year incumbent’s entire last quarter, he eclipsed their entire war chest,” Elkind’s campaign adviser David Epstein said in a statement.

Posted by: SMOD at September 02, 2025 03:08 PM (RHGPo)

83 Have you guys ever seen video of Nadler "walking?" He's a midget who's all gut with a tiny chest and twig legs. He sort of wobbles to get his gut moving in the direction he wishes to go, then shuffles his feet to get under his gut. It's bizarre to watch.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 02, 2025 03:08 PM (lIio7)

84 Tip to whomever gets his old office. Do NOT keep the desk chair.
Posted by: Minnfidel

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Who, I'm curious, is likely to replace him? Anyone we know?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2025 03:02 PM (lCaJd)

Phil, the Prince of Insufficient Light (https://tinyurl.com/5br89b3w)

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 02, 2025 03:08 PM (S/Y4j)

85 While on liberty off the USS America i walked (in uniform) the last few miles to the Petersberg VA battlefield. The road goes by a graveyard of tens of thousands of American war dead from five wars then. It's sobering.

Then we got Gerald Nadler.
It's enraging.

Posted by: torabora at September 02, 2025 03:08 PM (KtOUo)

86 The new generation is straight Maoist. And they will gain power again some day. It’s not going to be pretty.

I read that as “the new generation is straight up Moist”. And it still made sense.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2025 03:08 PM (3cXfB)

87 I wonder how long it's going to take for leftist to realize calling every who opposes them a fascist isn't working?

They sound like retarded children.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2025 03:08 PM (viF8m)

88 I will never forget when they called for the 'final testimony' in the impeachment sham and that piece of shit Schiff stood up slowly with a shit-eating grin on his face as he prepared for 'his moment', only for Fat Jerry to rush past him to the mic.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at September 02, 2025 03:09 PM (lCHt6)

89
The Democrats' Gaslighting Doom Loop really fascinates me.

They cannot stop gaslighting.
Gaslighting 24/7. They even gaslight each other & themselves, which is the most interesting part of their sickness.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 02, 2025 03:09 PM (7WoKf)

90 What I found most fascinating about the gaslighting, contrived "conspiracy theory"* about the President's death being imminent, is, like being on a script, all the goblins fake-predicted to their stupid viewers that the President would be deceased by Monday, Labor Day, (while "everyone" was "already" "having cookouts" so it would be "perfect timing" ).

So when Monday came and Our Favorite President(tm) was still very much alive and perpetrating the MAGA agenda, the very same Gaslighting Goblins literally declared he was dead anyway. It was bizarre.
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 02, 2025 03:06 PM (2RPFV)

Wow I really missed something. Did that maddow fellow on TV cry again when Trump turned up alive?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 02, 2025 03:09 PM (OA79/)

91 Changing of the ColoGuard.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 02, 2025 03:09 PM (/HDaX)

92 Massie is totally the most conservative of conservatives.

I mean, of course he decides now is a time to hold a joint presser with one of the most radical leftist Dems.
It's the conservative thing to do.

What a worthless, back-stabbing, grand-standing POS.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2025 03:09 PM (MC8h6)

93 The Blue Zones turning more Blue and the Red Zones turning more Red continues.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 02, 2025 03:10 PM (gUzGB)

94 The thought of his chair is disgusting. Stop it people it's lunch time.
Posted by: CaliGirl
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The cushion emits retained farts just from sitting on it. He could sell them to Spencer's at the mall.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 02, 2025 03:10 PM (XvL8K)

95 88 I will never forget when they called for the 'final testimony' in the impeachment sham and that piece of shit Schiff stood up slowly with a shit-eating grin on his face as he prepared for 'his moment', only for Fat Jerry to rush past him to the mic.
Posted by: DudeAbiding at September 02, 2025 03:09 PM (lCHt6)

Absolutely the best.

Posted by: Leeeroooy Jenkins at September 02, 2025 03:10 PM (OA79/)

96 3 months ago

In a letter dated June 3, Reps. Jerrold Nadler, D-N.Y., and Jamie Raskin, D-Md., urged Republicans in the House Judiciary Committee to investigate the Department of Homeland Security after agents stormed Nadler’s congressional office and handcuffed one of his aides.

Nadler and Raskin wrote that these “intimidation tactics are completely unwarranted and cannot be tolerated.” They go on to assert that the behavior is a part of a “broader pattern” of the Trump administration’s use of “unlawful, chaotic and reckless tactics.”

Posted by: SMOD at September 02, 2025 03:11 PM (RHGPo)

97 Shitters tremble in fear of being used by The Nadler.

Posted by: Toilet Lore at September 02, 2025 03:11 PM (JFEBU)

98 Does the Jewish vote continue being so lopsidedly Democratic when they are increasingly unwelcome in positions of power in the party? Because the young GOP isn't all that pro (or anti) Israel. Continue having every "civil rights" organization or teachers union have a head with a vaguely Ashkenazic surname, and the whole party might look like Tucker Carlson in a generation. On the other hand, fill the GOP with lots more people like Stephen Miller and the Libs of TikTok lady, and the GOP could look VERY different. But the Jewish vote can't keep being 65%-70% Democratic if you want a pro-Israel/anti-caliphate GOP in the future.
Posted by: The Lower Depths

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The GOP has been lopsidedly pro-Israel for the last 50 years and it really hasn't moved the needle.

When I was reading some exit polls, I believe the one group Kamala did better with than Trump versus Biden was Jewish voters. Israel is just not their focus.

I actually think Evangelical Christians care more about Israel than jewish americans.

Posted by: Leupold at September 02, 2025 03:11 PM (4pwAx)

99 So when Monday came and Our Favorite President(tm) was still very much alive and perpetrating the MAGA agenda, the very same Gaslighting Goblins literally declared he was dead anyway. It was bizarre.

One guy last night on X said excitedly that Walter Reed was on lockdown (because Trump was there, of course), and that pizza sales at a pizza parlor near the Pentagon were higher than normal.

Can't argue with that!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 02, 2025 03:11 PM (xTIDn)

100 But he said he had been persuaded it was time for a changing of the guard.

😂😂😂 LOL. Yeah. Persuaded.
Posted by: rickb223

They were going to use the exercise bands excuse ala Harry Reid, but nobody would have believed it.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 02, 2025 03:11 PM (yIi8a)

101 >>Have you guys ever seen video of Nadler "walking?" He's a midget who's all gut with a tiny chest and twig legs. He sort of wobbles to get his gut moving in the direction he wishes to go, then shuffles his feet to get under his gut. It's bizarre to watch.

If Danny DeVito didn't base his Penguin character on Nadler it's a hell of a coincidence.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2025 03:11 PM (viF8m)

102
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 02, 2025 03:06 PM (2RPFV)

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I think they're queueing up 3.5 years of "He's not fit, learn the lessons of Biden, 25th Amendment!"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2025 03:11 PM (lCaJd)

103 Emptying out his waders at the end of the day was inhuman.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2025 03:11 PM (9eaV3)

104 65 I you think ObamaCare was just a payoff for insurance companies... I guess you didn't notice the mandated coverage for transing. Or the crushing of the individual market. Or the inflationary spiral in medical costs.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 02, 2025 03:11 PM (wBaIH)

105 94 The thought of his chair is disgusting. Stop it people it's lunch time.
Posted by: CaliGirl
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The cushion emits retained farts just from sitting on it. He could sell them to Spencer's at the mall.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 02, 2025 03:10 PM (XvL8K)

At his age you bank on anal leakage.

Posted by: Leeeroooy Jenkins at September 02, 2025 03:11 PM (OA79/)

106 Nadler will be replaced by Oswald Cobblepot

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2025 03:11 PM (ipRl8)

107 So New York can put an open communist in congress instead of a hidden one.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 02, 2025 03:11 PM (0U5gm)

108 87 I wonder how long it's going to take for leftist to realize calling every who opposes them a fascist isn't working?

They sound like retarded children.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2025 03:08 PM (viF8m)
________________________

I'm faster than anyone. I run the FASTEST. Why is that bad?

Posted by: Corky Sherwood at September 02, 2025 03:11 PM (dIske)

109 But he said he had been persuaded it was time for a changing of the guard.

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Or the pants.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2025 03:11 PM (9eaV3)

110
Years and years ago I said something profound & accurate:

"The Left doesn't believe a word they say."

I did not know how absolutely right I was.

The Left's "trick" is to convince You they believe their own bullshit. Because that's what makes You second-guess yourself.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 02, 2025 03:12 PM (7WoKf)

111 89
The Democrats' Gaslighting Doom Loop really fascinates me.

They cannot stop gaslighting.
Gaslighting 24/7. They even gaslight each other & themselves, which is the most interesting part of their sickness.
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 02, 2025 03:09 PM (7WoKf)

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I can only hope that the pincer move against the left, the money side being attacked within the administration through the cutting of grants an the election side with Harmett Dhillon using her position in the DOJ to attack election practices in places like CA, end up working together to hobble the left for a generation.

They'll be back. How long it takes will entirely be dependent on how hard the administration is willing to strike back with political power.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at September 02, 2025 03:12 PM (GBKbO)

112 92 Massie is totally the most conservative of conservatives.

I mean, of course he decides now is a time to hold a joint presser with one of the most radical leftist Dems.
It's the conservative thing to do.

What a worthless, back-stabbing, grand-standing POS.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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I am sure that Massie's defenders will show up soon to explain why he is the most conservative conservative evah! by doing that.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2025 03:12 PM (WDjG6)

113 While on liberty off the USS America i walked (in uniform) the last few miles to the Petersberg VA battlefield. The road goes by a graveyard of tens of thousands of American war dead from five wars then. It's sobering.

Posted by: torabora
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The current generation regards that as 'irrelevant'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 02, 2025 03:12 PM (XeU6L)

114 I wonder how long it's going to take for leftist to realize calling every who opposes them a fascist isn't working?

They sound like retarded children.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2025 03:08 PM (viF8m)
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I wager that ideology thinks for you. You have to ride it to the crash.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2025 03:12 PM (9eaV3)

115 > except mona charen is a dried up, bitter hag with idiotic "takes"

Sorry to hear it. I'm old enough to remember when she was semi-hot.

Haven't heard anything from her in decades, though.

While I won't miss Nadless, I do have a bit of concern over who will replace him. Not likely to be anyone better.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 02, 2025 03:12 PM (qpyNK)

116 I was on the fence about going to see a concert in NYC tonight

But then I remembered that any money I spend will go to the Dem machine

I'll save my money for spending when I'm back in FL

Posted by: Iasonas at September 02, 2025 03:13 PM (gUzGB)

117 Canadian "journalist" discovers the magic of actually trying to use Canada's "free" healthcare. He damaged his knee while playing softball. He needs an MRI, but Ontario requires you get an ultrasound first. He tried to schedule an ultrasound, but the waitlist for that is 1-2 years long.

http://tiny.cc/ac0s001

Posted by: bonhomme at September 02, 2025 03:13 PM (lIio7)

118 Democratic seat

A moist one too

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 02, 2025 03:13 PM (iini1)

119 Jerry Nadler, Who Dropped a Load on Live TV
......

I for one, am going to miss the "Nadler Shuffle".

Posted by: wth at September 02, 2025 03:13 PM (UjdFS)

120 What's he going to smuggle out in his gunt?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at September 02, 2025 03:13 PM (kTd/k)

121
Have you guys ever seen video of Nadler "walking?" He's a midget who's all gut with a tiny chest and twig legs. He sort of wobbles to get his gut moving in the direction he wishes to go, then shuffles his feet to get under his gut. It's bizarre to watch.
Posted by: bonhomme

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See my #81. Or hell, I'll be generous:
https://tinyurl.com/3ntmznwz

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2025 03:13 PM (lCaJd)

122 I imagine a complete purge of Jewish democrats is under way in the party.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 02, 2025 03:14 PM (0U5gm)

123 "The Odor Guard" more like it

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 02, 2025 03:14 PM (xcxpd)

124 I actually think Evangelical Christians care more about Israel than jewish americans.

You'd think that the fact that Jewish kids can no longer get into "elite" educational institutions might cause liberal Jews to rethink their alliances, but maybe not.

Someone was on the Yale campus yesterday, and said that the really striking thing was the lack of white males on campus.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 02, 2025 03:14 PM (xTIDn)

125 Jerry's office: take it down to the stud walls. Burn the furniture.

Posted by: torabora at September 02, 2025 03:14 PM (KtOUo)

126 Now that the Human FUPA is retiring, I expect there will be about 700,000 leftwing mutants vying for that seat. I suspect the leftwing mutant who's district and his were combined, and which he beat, will be the front-runner. Caroline Mahoney, IIRC.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2025 03:14 PM (iFTx/)

127 >>>The most dangerous place on earth is the space between Nadler and the Buffet Table....

Posted by: Jackson

>Apparently you haven't seen former First Lady, Michelle Obama with a platter of Kobe beef and lobster in front of her slavering maw.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 02, 2025 03:14 PM (fy28E)

128 Indiana University has restored their mascot! After 60 years they have finally brought back Hoosier The Bison! He arrived on the field on Saturday after jumping out of an airplane and parachuting into the stadium! After which he got on a motorcycle and rode it around the field! A second parachuter carrying an American flag followed the bison onto the field!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 02, 2025 03:15 PM (2J/Lj)

129 104 65 I you think ObamaCare was just a payoff for insurance companies... I guess you didn't notice the mandated coverage for transing. Or the crushing of the individual market. Or the inflationary spiral in medical costs.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 02, 2025 03:11 PM (wBaIH)

And who be edited from all that? insurance companies that’s who. Check out Cigna’s stock price since 2010 when Obamacare was passed. It went parabolic. Think that’s a coincidence?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 02, 2025 03:15 PM (tNkpt)

130 > 87 I wonder how long it's going to take for leftist to realize calling every who opposes them a fascist isn't working?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2025 03:08 PM (viF8m)

There's a cartoon going around of some woketard calling anyone who likes Sydney Sweeney a fascist.

Next panel: teen boy talking to his father. "Dad? I think I'm a fascist."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 02, 2025 03:15 PM (qpyNK)

131 "The Left doesn't believe a word they say."

I did not know how absolutely right I was.

The Left's "trick" is to convince You they believe their own bullshit. Because that's what makes You second-guess yourself.
Posted by: Soothsayer
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Hypocrisy is one of the cornerstones of the 'Progressive' psyche.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 02, 2025 03:15 PM (XeU6L)

132
No one will be sadder to hear this news than Greg Gutfeld.

They make a Nadler wrecks the bathroom joke just about every night.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 02, 2025 03:15 PM (w6EFb)

133 Nadler is only 5'2" or so, isn't he?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at September 02, 2025 03:15 PM (kTd/k)

134 I'm sure his staffers are tired of carrying around diapers and steroid shots.

Posted by: weft cut-loop

His waders are a nightmare.
Posted by: Axeman

Baron Harkonnen.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2025 03:16 PM (EZyuq)

135
And you know what?!

In a couple of days, the Fake News & Democrats will revert back to fake-discussing "Gee, How Do We Win Back Middle-America?"

Their Doom Loop cannot stop. They are like hamsters on a wheel and can't get off.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 02, 2025 03:16 PM (7WoKf)

136 And the most important thing Massie canthink of to work on is getting the Epstein files. I couldn't despise him more.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 02, 2025 03:16 PM (kUxzU)

137 They'll be back. How long it takes will entirely be dependent on how hard the administration is willing to strike back with political power.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I am perhaps wondering if the left, confronted with losing political power and sinecures actually goes insane with rage into the streets soon. That sort of crap happened in Euroland when the Commies realized that their popularity with the general populace was a myth. They reacted with homicidal rage. Stir in radical Muzzies and oligarchical funding equals trouble right here in River City. That's trouble with a capital T.

At a minimum, weeks of rations, being able to store potable water, and have some sort of arrangement for power, medicines, plus security measures including neighbors etc. is smart thinking at this point.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2025 03:16 PM (WDjG6)

138 Have you guys ever seen video of Nadler "walking?" He's a midget who's all gut with a tiny chest and twig legs. He sort of wobbles to get his gut moving in the direction he wishes to go, then shuffles his feet to get under his gut.
......

I always liked how he wears his belt a few inches below the armpits.

Posted by: wth at September 02, 2025 03:17 PM (UjdFS)

139 What's he going to smuggle out in his gunt?
Posted by: Northernlurker

The Liberty Bell.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2025 03:17 PM (EZyuq)

140 I imagine a complete purge of Jewish democrats is under way in the party.

Already underway - that's why Harris chose Walz instead of Shapiro for the VP slot.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 02, 2025 03:17 PM (xTIDn)

141 What a worthless, back-stabbing, grand-standing POS.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2025 03:09 PM (MC8h6)

Kentucky has really screwed the Right. Weird how the Kentucky voter has more influence over my State of Texas than I do.

Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2025 03:17 PM (EYmYM)

142 This sounds like a recipe for a shitshow

@libsoftiktok
BREAKING: California's Supreme Court just ruled in FAVOR of removing gang-related charges from California's "Three Strike" system.

This system offered harsher sentences for repeat crimes.

Thousands of convicted criminals, including those with life sentences, can now petition for courts to reexamine their cases because of this ruling.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 02, 2025 03:17 PM (mlg/3)

143 "Nadler is only 5'2" or so, isn't he?"

Standing or sitting.

Posted by: Wally at September 02, 2025 03:17 PM (7CamO)

144 74 Willowed but I wanted to say it out loud so it will happen.

I can't believe the Powerball is up to 1.3 billion dollars. I wish someone would win so I can stop spending $6 a week on tickets which I only started buying when it was 600 million.
Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2025 03:07 PM (EYmYM)

So... 50 - 65% of sales goes to payout, with the rest being about 25% to States, and the rest to funding the Lottery itself...

Then... a 37% or so Fed Tax on winning that large...

Lottery, a hidden tax on those who don't Math.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 02, 2025 03:17 PM (mP0Kj)

145 137 I am perhaps wondering if the left, confronted with losing political power and sinecures actually goes insane with rage into the streets soon. That sort of crap happened in Euroland when the Commies realized that their popularity with the general populace was a myth. They reacted with homicidal rage. Stir in radical Muzzies and oligarchical funding equals trouble right here in River City. That's trouble with a capital T.

At a minimum, weeks of rations, being able to store potable water, and have some sort of arrangement for power, medicines, plus security measures including neighbors etc. is smart thinking at this point.
Posted by: whig at September 02, 2025 03:16 PM (WDjG6)

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No one more radicalized than a scrivener denied his sinecure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at September 02, 2025 03:17 PM (GBKbO)

146 I will never forget when they called for the 'final testimony' in the impeachment sham and that piece of shit Schiff stood up slowly with a shit-eating grin on his face as he prepared for 'his moment', only for Fat Jerry to rush past him to the mic.
Posted by: DudeAbiding

Adam Schiff *Harsh Whisper*: Jerry? Jerry? Jerry? Jerry!

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 02, 2025 03:17 PM (yIi8a)

147 I you think ObamaCare was just a payoff for insurance companies... I guess you didn't notice the mandated coverage for transing. Or the crushing of the individual market. Or the inflationary spiral in medical costs.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 02, 2025 03:11 PM (wBaIH)

And who be edited from all that? insurance companies that’s who. Check out Cigna’s stock price since 2010 when Obamacare was passed. It went parabolic. Think that’s a coincidence?
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And that all overlooks the consequent dimunition of healthcare quality. Among my contemporaries it is a frequent topic of discussion.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 02, 2025 03:18 PM (XeU6L)

148 I actually think Evangelical Christians care more about Israel than jewish americans.
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American Christians are more likely to think that God curses those who curse Israel.

Rabbinical Judaism is more likely to think that's just an idea.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2025 03:18 PM (9eaV3)

149 143 "Nadler is only 5'2" or so, isn't he?"

Standing or sitting.
Posted by: Wally at September 02, 2025 03:17 PM (7CamO)

An ogre!

Posted by: Robert Reich at September 02, 2025 03:18 PM (H2BhE)

150 I wonder how long it's going to take for leftist to realize calling every who opposes them a fascist isn't working?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2025 03:08 PM (viF8m)

There's a cartoon going around of some woketard calling anyone who likes Sydney Sweeney a fascist.

Next panel: teen boy talking to his father. "Dad? I think I'm a fascist."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Slowly raises hand.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2025 03:18 PM (EZyuq)

151 Nadler is only 5'2" or so, isn't he?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at September 02, 2025 03:15 PM (kTd/k)
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Might not even be that tall. I met him a few times back in my law firm days. He is one of the shortest white dudes I've ever met who isn't a true midget. Only Danny De Vito was shorter.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2025 03:18 PM (iFTx/)

152 Kentucky is a weird ass place. They voted overwhelmingly for Trump and also elected Massie as a Republican and have a Dem governor and keep sending back Mitch.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 02, 2025 03:18 PM (tNkpt)

153 Sorry to hear it. I'm old enough to remember when she was semi-hot.

Haven't heard anything from her in decades, though.

While I won't miss Nadless, I do have a bit of concern over who will replace him. Not likely to be anyone better.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Globo Homo NR crowd. I never much liked her milksop GOP columns.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2025 03:18 PM (WDjG6)

154 Liam Elkins the young guy running in Nadler's district is a far left Dem. Of course he received a Bush Point of Light Award. F. U. Bushes

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2025 03:20 PM (ipRl8)

155 Nadler's gone but the husk of Congresswoman Rosa DeLauro gnomes on...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 02, 2025 03:20 PM (TGPs7)

156 "Nadler is only 5'2" or so, isn't he?"

Standing or sitting.
Posted by: Wally at September 02, 2025 03:17 PM (7CamO)

An ogre!
Posted by: Robert Reich

Ogre stood six foot four inches.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2025 03:20 PM (EZyuq)

157 Nadler is only 5'2" or so, isn't he?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at September 02, 2025 03:15 PM (kTd/k
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That's the width

Posted by: Depends Corporation at September 02, 2025 03:20 PM (AOZmY)

158 "Nadler is only 5'2" or so, isn't he?"

Standing or sitting.
Posted by: Wally at September 02, 2025 03:17 PM (7CamO)

Or lying on his back for that matter....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 02, 2025 03:20 PM (i49OE)

159
Oh!

Another crazy, contrived fake "conspiracy theory" that Blue-Anon is pushing to crank up their deranged Base is this:

The fake "Honeypot" theory. It's about Kash Patel's girlfriend.....WHO IS SO OBVIOUSLY MOSSAD, yOu gUyS!!

She's "half his age!" She's a "country singer!" She's also into "politics??!!" And she has ties to...

Prager U, who has "direct" "ties" to....

Mossad!

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 02, 2025 03:20 PM (7WoKf)

160 > 83 Have you guys ever seen video of Nadler "walking?" He's a midget who's all gut with a tiny chest and twig legs.
Posted by: bonhomme at Se

Remember those old-school "punching clowns" (I forget the actual name). An inflatable clown with weights on the bottom. You could punch the shit out of it and it'd always pop right back up for more.

I think those were inspired by Nadler.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 02, 2025 03:20 PM (qpyNK)

161 152 Kentucky is a weird ass place. They voted overwhelmingly for Trump and also elected Massie as a Republican and have a Dem governor and keep sending back Mitch.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
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Massie was underwater in his district for primaries in polling compared to challengers. His chief funding comes from the Koch affiliates nowadays. Basically my guess is he becomes Justin Amash example of this Congress then turns Democrat like Michael Forbes did.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2025 03:20 PM (WDjG6)

162 >>@marcorubio
·
>>10m
As @potus just announced moments ago, today the U.S. military conducted a lethal strike in the southern Caribbean against a drug vessel which had departed from Venezuela and was being operated by a designated narco-terrorist organization.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2025 03:20 PM (viF8m)

163 "Nadler is only 5'2" or so, isn't he?"

Standing or sitting.
Posted by: Wally at September 02, 2025 03:17 PM (7CamO)

An ogre!

Posted by: Robert Reich

Given, a spherical Democrat.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at September 02, 2025 03:21 PM (OUMaO)

164 I'd be interested to see what happens to the Jewish vote when these old dinosaurs (Schumer is another) all get kicked to the curb. Does the Jewish vote continue being so lopsidedly Democratic when they are increasingly unwelcome in positions of power in the party? Because the young GOP isn't all that pro (or anti) Israel. Continue having every "civil rights" organization or teachers union have a head with a vaguely Ashkenazic surname, and the whole party might look like Tucker Carlson in a generation. On the other hand, fill the GOP with lots more people like Stephen Miller and the Libs of TikTok lady, and the GOP could look VERY different. But the Jewish vote can't keep being 65%-70% Democratic if you want a pro-Israel/anti-caliphate GOP in the future.
Posted by: The Lower Depths at September 02, 2025 02:58 PM (Dg7ng)

A lot of them are Jews like Biden is a Catholic.

I don't see them switching even on the train ride to the camp.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 03:21 PM (8avO+)

165 > Massie is totally the most conservative of conservatives.
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Proving that "conservatives" can gerrymander with the best leftists in government. 4th District of Kentucky. Meanders from Louisville up to Cinci, then along the Ohio River all the way to the WV border.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 02, 2025 03:21 PM (Q4IgG)

166 And that all overlooks the consequent dimunition of healthcare quality. Among my contemporaries it is a frequent topic of discussion.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 02, 2025 03:18 PM (XeU6L)

Yup, Doctors are no longer practicing Medicine... Big Pharma is through Medical Corporations and their Computer systems.

Worked Medical IT for small Doctor Practices, and watched it happen.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 02, 2025 03:21 PM (mP0Kj)

167 Obamacare may have fucked up insurance. But that was a byproduct. The goal was always make insurance companies whole as a thank you for their generous Democrat donations.

Imagine a bill that forced everyone to buy a power tool. Ya think Black and Decker would be happy with such a bill? That’s what o-Care was at the end of the day.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 02, 2025 03:21 PM (tNkpt)

168 Prager U, who has "direct" "ties" to....

Mossad!
Posted by: Soothsayer
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Aha, the old degrees of separation to indicate guilt by association trick.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2025 03:22 PM (WDjG6)

169 "Nadler is only 5'2" or so, isn't he?"

Standing or sitting.
Posted by: Wally

Laying down.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 02, 2025 03:23 PM (yIi8a)

170 143 "Nadler is only 5'2" or so, isn't he?"

Standing or sitting.
Posted by: Wally at September 02, 2025 03:17 PM (7CamO)

Laying down

Posted by: Cu at September 02, 2025 03:23 PM (OA79/)

171 DJT just announced that the US will appeal the lower court tariff decision tomorrow and request an expedited decision.

Posted by: mrp at September 02, 2025 03:23 PM (rj6Yv)

172 As @potus just announced moments ago, today the U.S. military conducted a lethal strike in the southern Caribbean against a drug vessel which had departed from Venezuela and was being operated by a designated narco-terrorist organization.

That covers the pizza orders at the Pentagon which Blue-Anon thought meant Trump is dead.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2025 03:23 PM (2ocoG)

173 "Nadler is only 5'2" or so, isn't he?"

Standing or sitting.

Posted by: Wally

Laying down, he is like 5' 11"

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 02, 2025 03:23 PM (0U5gm)

174 Yup, Doctors are no longer practicing Medicine... Big Pharma is through Medical Corporations and their Computer systems.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 02, 2025 03:21 PM (mP0Kj)
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Marxists could point out some problems, but they sure as hell couldn't fix them.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2025 03:24 PM (9eaV3)

175 165 > Massie is totally the most conservative of conservatives.
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Proving that "conservatives" can gerrymander with the best leftists in government. 4th District of Kentucky. Meanders from Louisville up to Cinci, then along the Ohio River all the way to the WV border.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 02, 2025 03:21 PM (Q4IgG)

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I don't think Massie turned into an abrasive asshole until, like, this year. Before that, he was the kind of empty threat "libertarian" GOPer who sold out or voted impotently and nothing mattered.

Him winning before this year, easily, doesn't feel weird to me.

If he were to win next year's primary, it would feel weird. If he were to win that primary and then the general with the same margins he's won in the past, that would be weird. But his essentially coasting on being kinda Tea Party for a while doesn't strike me as that off.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at September 02, 2025 03:24 PM (GBKbO)

176 DJT just announced that the US will appeal the lower court tariff decision tomorrow and request an expedited decision.

I don't understand how a federal court has any say about tariffs anyway.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2025 03:24 PM (2ocoG)

177 @142 just what Cali and Newsom needs , a war amongst gangbangers who were just released vs those who have taken over since. Lots of violence for Gavin to deal with and screw up

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2025 03:24 PM (ipRl8)

178 It was a mostly peaceful weekend.

Townhall.com@townhallcom
CNN's Brianna Keilar downplays a BLOODY Labor Day Weekend:
"Chicago did experience a particularly brutal Labor Day Weekend...but across the board, crime is still down!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at September 02, 2025 03:24 PM (L/fGl)

179 5ft 2in in all axis...

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2025 03:24 PM (IqZMy)

180 Israel has figured out that they are never going to win the PR war so they are focusing on winning the actual war.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 02, 2025 03:00 PM (mFSH6)

I find it amusing that NO Islamic State wants the Pali refugees. They all want them to go to EU or US...

Because everyone knows the Palis are Barbarians.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 02, 2025 03:04 PM (mP0Kj)

I vote for the French Riviera.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 03:24 PM (8avO+)

181 162 >>@marcorubio
·
>>10m
As @potus just announced moments ago, today the U.S. military conducted a lethal strike in the southern Caribbean against a drug vessel which had departed from Venezuela and was being operated by a designated narco-terrorist organization.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2025 03:20 PM (viF8m)

And some Fed Judge will declare that illegal... even though I spent many weeks doing Law Enforcement Ops when I was in the Navy...

We would carry a 4 man Coast Guard Detachment so they could do the arresting Legally... but we did all the ship stops and searches.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 02, 2025 03:24 PM (mP0Kj)

182
So their stupid, fake "honeypot" "theory" is Mossad created this American-born woman to pretend to be a "country singer" and but also be outspoken in "right wing" politics.

Then, and this is the genius part, they instructed this Israel Honeypot agent to hook up with Kash Patel when he was OUT of the US government because in a few years, through the Mossad's trickery (assassination attempt, stolen election, etc.), he will soon be the FBI Director!

And now, now my friends, the Mossad is in full control of the F.B.I.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 02, 2025 03:24 PM (7WoKf)

183 "The Left doesn't believe a word they say."

I think Bernie Sanders does believe all the BS he spews. He is true believer. Which is one reason he is so beloved by so many of the young skulls full of mush.

Posted by: Ripley at September 02, 2025 03:25 PM (GUOwU)

184 176 DJT just announced that the US will appeal the lower court tariff decision tomorrow and request an expedited decision.

I don't understand how a federal court has any say about tariffs anyway.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2025 03:24 PM (2ocoG)

=======

I don't know how a ruling on the issue isn't either, "Trump has the power to do this," or "the law from 1798 that gave presidents authority to impose tariffs unilaterally is unconstitutional."

A middle ground of "Orange Man Bad," doesn't feel...defensible.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at September 02, 2025 03:25 PM (GBKbO)

185 Lottery, a hidden tax on those who don't Math.

State lotteries are a tax on stupid people.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 02, 2025 03:25 PM (xTIDn)

186 I think we still have 30 million uninsured. The goal of course was to get a foot in the door for government run universal coverage . Taking the mandate away ruined their plans for now .

Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2025 03:25 PM (EYmYM)

187
Jerry Nadler shitting himself:
https://tinyurl.com/yyttfbpq

Disinformation experts will claim the sound effects are not real.... you be the judge.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 02, 2025 03:25 PM (w6EFb)

188 Makes you wonder about the folks who voted for this tub.
Are they all obese?

Posted by: wth at September 02, 2025 03:26 PM (UjdFS)

189 >>10m
As @potus just announced moments ago, today the U.S. military conducted a lethal strike in the southern Caribbean against a drug vessel which had departed from Venezuela and was being operated by a designated narco-terrorist organization.

Did they say "One ping only, Vasily"? Lie if you have to.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2025 03:26 PM (Riz8t)

190 DJT just announced that the US will appeal the lower court tariff decision tomorrow and request an expedited decision.

I don't understand how a federal court has any say about tariffs anyway.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2025 03:24 PM (2ocoG)
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Pretty good for a dead guy.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2025 03:26 PM (9eaV3)

191 Nader 5' -2 " around?
Very possibly

Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2025 03:26 PM (+qU29)

192 If Rosie O'Donnel and Jarrod Nadler caught fire at the time, which would burn longer?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2025 03:26 PM (IqZMy)

193 176 DJT just announced that the US will appeal the lower court tariff decision tomorrow and request an expedited decision.

I don't understand how a federal court has any say about tariffs anyway.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2025 03:24 PM (2ocoG)

They don't. Congress gave the President the power to set Tariffs, if he sees an UNFAIR economic situation.

You know... just like we had?

Court flat out ignored that law, that has been on the books for decades.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 02, 2025 03:27 PM (mP0Kj)

194 No one more radicalized than a scrivener denied his sinecure.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Very true actually. Considerable research into how unemployed but credentialed types are the ones most likely to break out into public rage under the vague description of 'students'. The only problem for the modern day types is the real men of iron types aka proletariat are doing better economically under the new Trump regime so the Resist movement is left with soy boys, troons, aging protest types, and AWFLs. So my guess is low grade terrorism and disruption for a while as they try to regain function lost with the massive govt funding wipeout by Trump. Not surprisingly, some of the pocket rescission dealt with National Endowment of Democracy grants.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2025 03:27 PM (WDjG6)

195 Remember those old-school "punching clowns" (I forget the actual name). An inflatable clown with weights on the bottom. You could punch the shit out of it and it'd always pop right back up for more.

I think those were inspired by Nadler.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 02, 2025 03:20 PM (qpyNK)

Weebles wobble but they don't fall down...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 02, 2025 03:27 PM (/HDaX)

196 Nadler's political carer has been baffling for a long time. Not only is he loathsome, but he also isn't all that bright.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at September 02, 2025 03:27 PM (D1vbu)

197 "The Left doesn't believe a word they say."

I think Bernie Sanders does believe all the BS he spews. He is true believer. Which is one reason he is so beloved by so many of the young skulls full of mush.
Posted by: Ripley

It works! It works! I spout bullshit and a new house shows up!
Posted by: Bernie Sanders

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2025 03:27 PM (EZyuq)

198 @192 Michael Moore

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2025 03:27 PM (ipRl8)

199 131 Hypocrisy is one of the cornerstones of the 'Progressive' psyche.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 02, 2025 03:15 PM (XeU6L)

"We don't have to have principles! Saul Alinsky said only the right should be expected to live up to principles!"

Posted by: XTC at September 02, 2025 03:28 PM (UnA8+)

200 I vote for the French Riviera.

I support the two-state solution: France and al-Faransa.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 02, 2025 03:28 PM (xTIDn)

201 1.3B is if you take the money over 25 years. Cash now is only $800M or something. After taxes it’s barely $400m.

You can’t even buy a decent sportsball franchise with that.

What’s the point. Pass.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 02, 2025 03:28 PM (tNkpt)

202 Massie has proven to be a narcissist in the same vein as Sen. McCain.

He is in it for himself, screw the country.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2025 03:28 PM (IqZMy)

203 If Rosie O'Donnel and Jarrod Nadler caught fire at the time, which would burn longer?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2025 03:28 PM (EZyuq)

204 192 If Rosie O'Donnel and Jarrod Nadler caught fire at the time, which would burn longer?
Posted by: Anna Puma
========
If you send both the Syria, you just might find out. Course, they might just throw Rosie from a rooftop and that would ruin the comparative lab test.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2025 03:28 PM (WDjG6)

205 1.3B is if you take the money over 25 years. Cash now is only $800M or something. After taxes it’s barely $400m.

The resemblance between our government and a Vegas casino is not accidental. The house always wins.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2025 03:29 PM (Riz8t)

206
115

While I won't miss Nadless, I do have a bit of concern over who will replace him. Not likely to be anyone better.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 02, 2025 03:12 PM

Nadler gasses and shits on the rest of Congress, so the nation is losing that. His replacement will have less seniority, though.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 02, 2025 03:29 PM (VWtfl)

207
In a couple of days, the Fake News & Democrats will revert back to fake-discussing "Gee, How Do We Win Back Middle-America?"

Posted by: Soothsayer

==================

That's a good 50% of lefty podcasts and alternative media right now. Surprise answer: Better Messaging. Same positions, just package it all in mirrors and boxes with fake sides.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2025 03:29 PM (lCaJd)

208 No one more radicalized than a scrivener denied his sinecure.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Doctor Amy Bishop has entered Chat.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2025 03:29 PM (IqZMy)

209 I don't know how a ruling on the issue isn't either, "Trump has the power to do this," or "the law from 1798 that gave presidents authority to impose tariffs unilaterally is unconstitutional."

A middle ground of "Orange Man Bad," doesn't feel...defensible.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at September 02, 2025 03:25 PM (GBKbO)

Funny... it's like the 2nd Amendment and the Militia Acts... somehow Judges say that the guys who wrote and ratified the Constitution, then ignored it when they later wrote a few laws?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 02, 2025 03:29 PM (mP0Kj)

210 Nadler says "our system of government" is under threat. You got that right you smelly old lunatic.

Posted by: Nadler's Pants at September 02, 2025 03:29 PM (I9moe)

211 1.3B is if you take the money over 25 years. Cash now is only $800M or something. After taxes it’s barely $400m.

The resemblance between our government and a Vegas casino is not accidental. The house always wins.
Posted by: Archimedes

At least a casino only takes 37%.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2025 03:30 PM (EZyuq)

212 Here in Alaska we're bringing a new oil field on line, our first major development in decades.

The oil will start flowing in March, months ahead of the original schedule.

Combined with several other projects that are ramping up now, Alaska's oil production should increase by about 40%.

Besides the direct economic benefits, every drop that we pump here represents fewer dollars going into the pockets of countries that hate us.

Thank you, President Trump.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 02, 2025 03:30 PM (qpyNK)

213 FBI? Pffft that’s nothing.

The really cool Jew haters online now claim the pope is secretly Jewish and now they control the whole Catholic Church.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 02, 2025 03:30 PM (tNkpt)

214 Tip to whomever gets his old office. Do NOT keep the desk chair.
Posted by: Minnfidel

==============

Who, I'm curious, is likely to replace him? Anyone we know?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2025 03:02 PM

I've seen some shit man!
Posted by: Jerry's Office Chair. at September 02, 2025 03:07 PM (ewjUl)

Maybe that woman who he beat last time. But she might be hearing the footsteps herself and stay retired.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 03:30 PM (8avO+)

215 "Nadler is only 5'2" or so, isn't he?"

Standing or sitting.

Posted by: Wally

Laying down, he is like 5' 11"
Posted by: Thomas Paine

Reminds me of the daydream scene from 'Fletch' when he's imagining playing basketball with the Lakers and one of the announcers says, "He is actually six-five, with the afro, six-nine."

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 02, 2025 03:30 PM (yIi8a)

216 Proving that "conservatives" can gerrymander with the best leftists in government. 4th District of Kentucky. Meanders from Louisville up to Cinci, then along the Ohio River all the way to the WV border.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
_________

Take it a little deeper into Louisville, and split the south side of Louisville off into the 2nd. Trying to think of a way we can take their last seat without putting too much at risk. Hell, snake the remainder all the way down to join up with into eastern Kentucky. Dems have done worse.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 02, 2025 03:30 PM (XvL8K)

217 I thought the cash option on the $1.3 billion was like $583 million before taxes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2025 03:31 PM (IqZMy)

218 Funny... it's like the 2nd Amendment and the Militia Acts... somehow Judges say that the guys who wrote and ratified the Constitution, then ignored it when they later wrote a few laws?

It wouldn't be the first time.

Posted by: John Adams, Alien and Sedition Act at September 02, 2025 03:31 PM (Riz8t)

219 Nadler says "our system of government" is under threat. You got that right you smelly old lunatic.

Posted by: Nadler's Pants at September 02, 2025 03:29 PM (I9moe)
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They know because they're threatening it.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2025 03:31 PM (9eaV3)

220 I can't believe the Powerball is up to 1.3 billion dollars. I wish someone would win so I can stop spending $6 a week on tickets which I only started buying when it was 600 million.

No worries. When I win, I'll give you your $6 back. I'm big like that.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2025 03:31 PM (3nLb4)

221 I think Bernie Sanders does believe all the BS he spews. He is true believer. Which is one reason he is so beloved by so many of the young skulls full of mush.
Posted by: Ripley

Hah he's fooled you too. The man owns multiple houses and ran for President to live off the campaign donations. He never ever had the intention to actually win the nomination That's why he gave it away to Hillary. He's a socialist for thee but not for me scammer.

Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2025 03:31 PM (EYmYM)

222 187
Jerry Nadler shitting himself:
https://tinyurl.com/yyttfbpq

Disinformation experts will claim the sound effects are not real.... you be the judge.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 02, 2025 03:25 PM (w6EFb)

Omg the look on his face.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 02, 2025 03:31 PM (OA79/)

223 5ft 2in in all axis...
Posted by: Anna Puma
......

24, 62, 50

Posted by: Nadlers Tailor at September 02, 2025 03:31 PM (UjdFS)

224 DJT just announced that the US will appeal the lower court tariff decision tomorrow and request an expedited decision.

I don't understand how a federal court has any say about tariffs anyway.
=
You see Ian, when a federal Judge doesnt feel like the President is doing the right thing, that Federal Judge can do whatever he, she or it, wants to do to prevent the President from conducting his office in a manner that the unelected Federal Judge disagrees with. This precedent is known a Marbury v Madison and means that unelected federal judges can do whatever they want.

Posted by: Saturday morning explainer at September 02, 2025 03:31 PM (yimfX)

225 I, Gunt. Believe it.

Posted by: Gerrold Nadler (D-NY) at September 02, 2025 03:32 PM (fbSf1)

226 > Which is one reason he is so beloved by so many of the young skulls full of mush.
Posted by: Ripley

On a moral level, cheating young woketards out of their barista tips is about one step above peddling dope to school kids.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 02, 2025 03:32 PM (qpyNK)

227 focusing on winning the actual war.

-
TheBlaze@theblaze
Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson is nuts: “Are you prepared to defend this land that was built by slaves? A land that was built by indigenous people?”

-
It's our crime, damn it!, and we mean to keep it!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at September 02, 2025 03:32 PM (L/fGl)

228 Finally. But perhaps we can let him retire in peace. You know that the flotsam who replaces him will inevitably be even more Marxist than Nadler, and much more of a pain.

Posted by: wferrin at September 02, 2025 03:32 PM (Qpv7w)

229 Gerry Nadler is my favorite Congressman. He's a real class act.

Posted by: Rev. Col. David French at September 02, 2025 03:32 PM (Q0WdH)

230 > Ogre stood six foot four inches.

In the Revenge of the Nerds movies? Or are we talking about another specific Ogre?

Either way, I have a solid inch on him.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 02, 2025 03:32 PM (lIio7)

231 Trump should by EO rename Chicago Wakanda.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2025 03:33 PM (IqZMy)

232 Has Hitlary endorsed is would-be opponent?

It could be self-preservation.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2025 03:33 PM (9eaV3)

233 And you know what?!

In a couple of days, the Fake News & Democrats will revert back to fake-discussing "Gee, How Do We Win Back Middle-America?"

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 02, 2025 03:16 PM (7WoKf)
_____________

Send a fat dyke latina to talk to Republican frat bros?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2025 03:33 PM (iFTx/)

234 196 Nadler's political carer has been baffling for a long time. Not only is he loathsome, but he also isn't all that bright.
Posted by: El Mariachi

Machine politicians are picked more for being a representative of the machine toward a specific demographic than for acumen.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2025 03:33 PM (WDjG6)

235 Baron Harkonnen.

I believe Hillary Clinton has had that role locked up since the 80's version of Dune with Sting in it.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at September 02, 2025 03:33 PM (Da7Vv)

236 No worries. When I win, I'll give you your $6 back. I'm big like that.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2025 03:31 PM (3nLb4)

Uh $6 a week. It's been at least 8 weeks now. I'll take an even $50.

Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2025 03:33 PM (EYmYM)

237 The cruelty on display here at the AOSHQ is almost as bad as the Kardashians disregard for decency.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 02, 2025 03:33 PM (fy28E)

238 Calling the lottery a tax on stupid people or the innumerate misses something: a ticket's psychic value. They're selling hope, however unlikely that hope is to materialize. There's intangible value even for those who lose that you are not taking into account; its value isn't solely in winning. Maybe you think that's valueless, but the ticket buyers don't. It's much like gambling in general: a seldom profitable venture. But gamblers enjoy gambling apart from winning, which is why they keep doing it even if they lose.

Posted by: gotta know when to hold 'em at September 02, 2025 03:34 PM (nK5O5)

239 Emperor Shaddam IV, "bring in that floating fat woman in the Mao suit."

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2025 03:34 PM (IqZMy)

240
lol

injuns built Nothing

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 02, 2025 03:34 PM (7WoKf)

241 > 229 Gerry Nadler is my favorite Congressman. He's a real class act.
Posted by: Rev. Col. David French at September 02, 2025 03:32 PM (Q0WdH)

You're just impressed by the flawless crease in his Depends undergarments.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 02, 2025 03:35 PM (qpyNK)

242 If Rosie O'Donnel and Jarrod Nadler caught fire at the time, which would burn longer?
Posted by: Anna Puma
.......

Nadler's butt.

Posted by: wth at September 02, 2025 03:35 PM (UjdFS)

243 President Trump should flip the Commissar Judge the bird

Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2025 03:35 PM (+qU29)

244 I guess someone woke Nadler up long enough for him to agree to retire. From memory he passed out or slept through Congress.

I guess the Okra diet drug backfired with him. Strangest looking body in DC. Humpty.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 02, 2025 03:35 PM (6PCLE)

245 I would say he will now have more time to eat hot dogs, except being a Congressman is pretty much a no-show job.

Posted by: He'll be sitting a-r-o-u-n-d the house at September 02, 2025 03:35 PM (qUkBO)

246 The people who play the lottery the most are people who can least afford it. Which is what makes it so fucked up. It’s really an evil thing that the government does.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 02, 2025 03:35 PM (tNkpt)

247 Nader 5' -2 " around?
Very possibly

https://youtu.be/xns08Zt_mMg

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2025 03:35 PM (3nLb4)

248 Lottery, a hidden tax on those who don't Math.

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Self imposed stupidity tax.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at September 02, 2025 03:36 PM (L/fGl)

249
livestream of Our Favorite President:

https://is.gd/QDpH7m

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 02, 2025 03:36 PM (7WoKf)

250 The resemblance between our government and a Vegas casino is not accidental. The house always wins.

When the Mafia ran the numbers racket, they had much better payoffs than the government lotteries.

As I recall, it was 75% payout, and tax-free!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 02, 2025 03:36 PM (xTIDn)

251 What did slaves build?

Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2025 03:36 PM (EYmYM)

252 238 Calling the lottery a tax on stupid people or the innumerate misses something: a ticket's psychic value. They're selling hope, however unlikely that hope is to materialize. There's intangible value even for those who lose that you are not taking into account; its value isn't solely in winning. Maybe you think that's valueless, but the ticket buyers don't. It's much like gambling in general: a seldom profitable venture. But gamblers enjoy gambling apart from winning, which is why they keep doing it even if they lose.
Posted by: gotta know whe

For a billion dollars it's worth a three dollar ticket once in a while.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 02, 2025 03:36 PM (OA79/)

253 What is amazing is how many people still buy Mega Million tickets though the price jumped from $2 a ticket to $5.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2025 03:36 PM (IqZMy)

254
hahaha, the lievstream is over. You Missed It!

But the last fake "question" by Fake News was handled perfectly.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 02, 2025 03:37 PM (z7Iqk)

255 209 I don't know how a ruling on the issue isn't either, "Trump has the power to do this," or "the law from 1798 that gave presidents authority to impose tariffs unilaterally is unconstitutional."

A middle ground of "Orange Man Bad," doesn't feel...defensible.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
---------
Most of these rulings are not defensible as far as the law is concerned. The left is now signaling via its judges and lawyers that the law no longer matters, only power. Judgment at Nuremberg is a perfect example of that mindset.

If you have a strong stomach, Hitler's Justice: The Courts of the Third Reich is a primer and goes much more into detail about the People's Courts etc.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2025 03:37 PM (WDjG6)

256 Possibly already posted as I can't keep up right now.

Rather a greenish tint:

https://tinyurl.com/3zsteest

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 02, 2025 03:37 PM (6PCLE)

257 Gambling on sports or in a casino is not the same thing. Odds are stacked against you. But the odds aren’t 1 in a 50 million.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 02, 2025 03:37 PM (tNkpt)

258 Peter Doocy: "How did you find out over the weekend that you were dead?"

Did he wake up dead?

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2025 03:37 PM (9eaV3)

259 > What did slaves build?

The pyramids?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 02, 2025 03:37 PM (lIio7)

260 246 The people who play the lottery the most are people who can least afford it. Which is what makes it so fucked up. It’s really an evil thing that the government does.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 02, 2025 03:35 PM (tNkpt)

That legalized online sports book betting is a close second.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 02, 2025 03:38 PM (OA79/)

261 Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson is nuts: “Are you prepared to defend this land that was built by slaves? A land that was built by indigenous people?”

The Sears Tower - constructed by slaves and indigenous people.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 02, 2025 03:38 PM (xTIDn)

262 Trump moving US Space Command HQ from Colorado to Huntsville, Alabama.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 02, 2025 03:38 PM (qpyNK)

263
Jerry Nadler will leave the House with a big set of drawers to fill ...

... which by all accounts he has done many, many times.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! [/i at September 02, 2025 03:38 PM (xG4kz)

264 I just cannot understand the rationale of 'Oct 7 was a horrible atrocity.' AND 'Israel is going too far now against Hamas.'

?Que?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 02, 2025 03:38 PM (zZu0s)

265 Uh $6 a week. It's been at least 8 weeks now. I'll take an even $50.

Well, I dunno if I'm that big. How about $12 and I think I got some Burger King coupons around here that I've been saving.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2025 03:38 PM (3nLb4)

266 Nadler's an example of retail politics. Someone paid retail for him. Got a defective politico, but found he was easily conned into doing someone's bidding for pennies on the dollar compared to most anyone else in the Democrat party.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 02, 2025 03:38 PM (Q4IgG)

267 It's much like gambling in general: a seldom profitable venture. But gamblers enjoy gambling apart from winning, which is why they keep doing it even if they lose.
Posted by: gotta know
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Heh. Now do derivatives, options, and ETF trades.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2025 03:38 PM (WDjG6)

268
Alien Slaves are quite industrious.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 02, 2025 03:38 PM (z7Iqk)

269 The number of Jewish congressmen from NYC has dropped massively since the 90s. Schumer the senator, Goldman and Nadler I think are all that remain as I recall.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2025 03:38 PM (ipRl8)

270 Rice University study says birth control changes how women experience and remember emotions

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Good God! And I thought they were crazy before.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at September 02, 2025 03:38 PM (L/fGl)

271 Today there are only five health insurance companies of any size in the US, and, thus, the world.

Now let me enlighten you as to how Rosuvastain lowers GLP-1, driving demand for Ozempic.

Aaannd we're back to Fat boy Nadler.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 02, 2025 03:38 PM (wBaIH)

272 7 I thought the cash option on the $1.3 billion was like $583 million before taxes.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2025 03:31 PM (IqZMy)

It is. How do you like people calling you stupid? (and me I guess though I'm a part time buyer) .

Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2025 03:39 PM (EYmYM)

273 TheBlaze@theblaze
Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson is nuts: “Are you prepared to defend this land that was built by slaves? A land that was built by indigenous people?”

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It's our crime, damn it!, and we mean to keep it!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at September 02, 2025 03:32 PM (L/fGl)

Uh... Mr. Mayor? You do know that the Indian Tribes kept Slaves even before the White Man ever got there?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 02, 2025 03:39 PM (mP0Kj)

274 117 Canadian "journalist" discovers the magic of actually trying to use Canada's "free" healthcare. He damaged his knee while playing softball.

So he has no health for which to care.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 02, 2025 03:39 PM (bcMTj)

275 Lol, it's Netanyahu's fault this fat pig's number is up. Uh huh. Cool story bruh.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2025 03:39 PM (3wJxi)

276 Lot of plantations on Sicily and Egypt back in the day. And Italy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 02, 2025 03:39 PM (zZu0s)

277 I am a neko-grrl, my AI has defective programming. So nyah.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2025 03:39 PM (IqZMy)

278
Whomever caters his meals in congress is going to take a major hit as I'm sure he contributes to 70% that vendors bottom line.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 02, 2025 03:40 PM (IifOV)

279
Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson is nuts: “Are you prepared to defend this land that was built by slaves? A land that was built by indigenous people?”

Dumber than a fucking stump, he is.

Yet another Temu Obama trying on the race grifter outfit and getting himself tangled up in it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! [/i at September 02, 2025 03:40 PM (xG4kz)

280 The irony that Lincoln fought the traitorous Democrats escaped him.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 02, 2025 03:40 PM (ZmEVT)

281
Trump moving US Space Command HQ from Colorado to Huntsville, Alabama.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

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Are the Dems in Coloradope mad that they're losing the income from a federal installation? (I hope so)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2025 03:40 PM (lCaJd)

282 Good God! And I thought they were crazy before"

That's not a nice thing to say about Rice U.

Oh...

Posted by: man at September 02, 2025 03:40 PM (tubbA)

283 Besides the direct economic benefits, every drop that we pump here represents fewer dollars going into the pockets of countries that hate us.

Thank you, President Trump.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Alaskans can thank him by retiring Murcow in the next election.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2025 03:40 PM (WDjG6)

284 Ogre stood six foot four inches.

In the Revenge of the Nerds movies? Or are we talking about another specific Ogre?

Either way, I have a solid inch on him.
Posted by: bonhomme

RotN.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2025 03:41 PM (mRBLM)

285 Remember those old-school "punching clowns" (I forget the actual name). An inflatable clown with weights on the bottom. You could punch the shit out of it and it'd always pop right back up for more.
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I'm reminded of Al Capp's Smoots:
https://shorturl.fm/U8lft

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 02, 2025 03:41 PM (XeU6L)

286 Someone I hope is explaining to our resident troll what Title 10 is and how it works.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 02, 2025 03:41 PM (bcMTj)

287 It's indicative of what Democratic politics is like that in 2022 you had in the primary election a 76 year old incumbent from the Upper East Side facing a 75 year old incumbent (with bad hygiene) from the Upper West Side. It's also indicative that the repulsive Nadler won a 31% point plurality over Mrs. Maloney.

Posted by: Art Deco at September 02, 2025 03:41 PM (2TXH9)

288
injuns would still be living in teepees and shitting in streams today if we didn't civilize them

Same with India indians. Oh wait, India indians still do that.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 02, 2025 03:41 PM (z7Iqk)

289 Yet another Temu Obama trying on the race grifter outfit and getting himself tangled up in it.

Can't use the briar patch metaphor anymore. So Temu Race Grifter outfit it is.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2025 03:41 PM (IqZMy)

290 The number of Jewish congressmen from NYC has dropped massively since the 90s. Schumer the senator, Goldman and Nadler I think are all that remain as I recall.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2025 03:38 PM (ipRl

Ironically these same Jewish congressmen were and are 100% in favor of unrestricted immigration.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 02, 2025 03:41 PM (tNkpt)

291 The people who play the lottery the most are people who can least afford it.

This is true and while I don't agree with it, I can sort of understand their thinking. "My life is screwed. $6 a week won't change it but a million would. I know that the chances are infinitesimally small but they're better than any other chance I have." It's a sad place to be.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2025 03:41 PM (3nLb4)

292 Mr. Nadler said last week that he was now fearful Mr. Trump was bent on undoing much of what he had fought for in Congress.

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His greatest achievement was getting septic tank underwear invented.

Posted by: ShainS -- Muslim Commie Momscrawny 2028: Free Weights for Every Cuck! at September 02, 2025 03:41 PM (CC+UM)

293 "The people who play the lottery the most are people who can least afford it. Which is what makes it so fucked up. It’s really an evil thing that the government does.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald"

I should be against if for that reason but the people I see buying masses of lottery tickets are almost always look like people that receive massive govt benefits and want to tax me into oblivion for more. Let them help pay for their own support.

Posted by: Ripley at September 02, 2025 03:41 PM (GUOwU)

294 >So he has no health for which to care.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 02, 2025 03:39 PM (bcMTj)

Well, euthanasia is an option. We can fit you in next Tuesday.

~Canadian NHS 'doctor', probably.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 02, 2025 03:42 PM (NgqoH)

295 @273 the last slaves in what became a US state were held by Indians in Alaska into the 1900s

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2025 03:42 PM (ipRl8)

296 Trump moving US Space Command HQ from Colorado to Huntsville, Alabama.

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YEAH!!! Take nice things away from Communists and give them to your political friends. High damned time a Republican started playing this game correctly.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2025 03:42 PM (3wJxi)

297 Are the Dems in Coloradope mad that they're losing the income from a federal installation? (I hope so)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2025 03:40 PM (lCaJd)

They are probably ecstatic that they are losing an installation of the evil military.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 02, 2025 03:42 PM (bcMTj)

298 222 187
Jerry Nadler shitting himself:
https://tinyurl.com/yyttfbpq

Disinformation experts will claim the sound effects are not real.... you be the judge.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 02, 2025 03:25 PM (w6EFb)

Omg the look on his face.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 02, 2025 03:31 PM (OA79/)

Seemed pretty loud unless he had a mic in his pants. However, it was enjoyable and he is walking like he did a boom boom.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 02, 2025 03:42 PM (6PCLE)

299 Lot of plantations on Sicily and Egypt back in the day. And Italy.
Posted by: Aetius45
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Rhode Island

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 02, 2025 03:43 PM (XeU6L)

300 > Alaskans can thank him by retiring Murcow in the next election.
Posted by: whig at September 02, 2025 03:40 PM (WDjG6)

Maybe if Trump manages to stop the GOPE from helicoptering in loads of money we can do that.

We already primaried her ass once, but Bitch McConnell and her other DC frenz pumped in millions, a major factor in a small state like Alaska (population-wise, not area-wise)

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 02, 2025 03:43 PM (qpyNK)

301 Well, the first Pope was Jewish.

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2025 03:43 PM (77rzZ)

302 Who wouldn't drop $6 on a chance to win a billion?

Posted by: mr tmz at September 02, 2025 03:43 PM (rJ48h)

303 Isn't slavery alive and well in Africa?

Posted by: eleven at September 02, 2025 03:43 PM (fV+MH)

304 I don't understand how a federal court has any say about tariffs anyway.
=
You see Ian, when a federal Judge doesnt feel like the President is doing the right thing, that Federal Judge can do whatever he, she or it, wants to do to prevent the President from conducting his office in a manner that the unelected Federal Judge disagrees with. This precedent is known a Marbury v Madison and means that unelected federal judges can do whatever they want.
Posted by: Saturday morning explainer at September 02, 2025 03:31 PM (yimfX)

When the Communists regain formal power they will ignore , with impunity, judicial orders they don't like -- ie orders issued by non DNC judges.
That is why examples need to made NOW of the worst of the seditionists and traitors. It's imprison or be imprisoned time in America.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at September 02, 2025 03:43 PM (W/Giq)

305 Wonder how long it will take the two brain cell brain trust of the Red Leftoids to connect Huntsville with Operation Paperclip and start running with that imbecilic meme.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2025 03:43 PM (IqZMy)

306 297 Are the Dems in Coloradope mad that they're losing the income from a federal installation? (I hope so)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Next send the Air Force Academy to Utah or Idaho.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2025 03:44 PM (WDjG6)

307 Same with India indians. Oh wait, India indians still do that.
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 02, 2025 03:41 PM (z7Iqk)

Yeah, but is that to fertilize rice paddies?

For the uninitiated, using human manure in rice paddies in East Asia has LONG been SOP.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 02, 2025 03:44 PM (bcMTj)

308 Nadler's political carer has been baffling for a long time. Not only is he loathsome, but he also isn't all that bright.
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at September 02, 2025 03:27 PM (D1vbu)

To be fair, "loathsome, but isn't all that bright" describes the majority of Democrats.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2025 03:44 PM (2ocoG)

309 For a billion dollars it's worth a three dollar ticket once in a while.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
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Its not a billion. In Ohio, with state tax3s. It is about 272 million for the lump sum. The annuity is divided by thirty, paid yearly, less the 37% fed tax, and the your state tax. Probably local needs to stick there beak in as well.

Posted by: Saturday morning explainer at September 02, 2025 03:44 PM (yimfX)

310 "My life is screwed. $6 a week won't change it but a million would. I know that the chances are infinitesimally small but they're better than any other chance I have." It's a sad place to be.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2025 03:41 PM (3nLb4)

That is why I play very very infrequently (like once a decade.) To me the chances if I spend money on a ticket are virtually the same as if I do not play. BUT if the jackpot is huge, toss a few bucks. Why not if I can afford it. Risk/Reward.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 02, 2025 03:45 PM (zZu0s)

311 Isn't slavery alive and well in Africa?
Posted by: eleven at September 02, 2025 03:43 PM (fV+MH)

Crazy talk!
- MSM and Acadenia

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 02, 2025 03:45 PM (tNkpt)

312 Next send the Air Force Academy to Utah or Idaho.
Posted by: whig at September 02, 2025 03:44 PM (WDjG6)

Not WY?

San Antonio would also be good as it IS the birthplace of military aviation.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 02, 2025 03:45 PM (bcMTj)

313 This is horrible - think of the children.

And by children, I mean those that are brought to his basement.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 02, 2025 03:45 PM (0U5gm)

314 That was a cold play, dude.

Getting invited onstage at the Coldplay concert is a dream.
Getting invited onstage at a Coldplay concert as an Israeli ... more of a nightmare.
Watch:

Open Source Intel@Osint613
Coldplay: “oh, you’re Jewish? Well, ok, I’ll treat you as humans… Shout out to the Palestinians..”

https://is.gd/mdoep6

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What I can’t understand, I thought Jews were supposed to be smart and yet they went to Coldplay concert.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at September 02, 2025 03:45 PM (L/fGl)

315 Only $272 million?

Guess will have to economize. Only one Lamborghini.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2025 03:45 PM (IqZMy)

316 Has the injured Canadian "journalist" tried MAID? It's probably for the best

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2025 03:46 PM (ipRl8)

317 About Nadler, he's been in elective office without interruption since 1978 (state assembly, then Congress) During the period running from 1969 to 1979, he worked in law firms as a lay employee. He completed a law degree in 1978, but he never practiced law.

Posted by: Art Deco at September 02, 2025 03:46 PM (2TXH9)

318

hahahaha, Fuck You Colorado!

You commie fags just lost Space Force HQ.

Congratulations, Alabammy.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 02, 2025 03:46 PM (z7Iqk)

319 The people who play the lottery the most are people who can least afford it.

This is true and while I don't agree with it, I can sort of understand their thinking. "My life is screwed. $6 a week won't change it but a million would. I know that the chances are infinitesimally small but they're better than any other chance I have." It's a sad place to be.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2025 03:41 PM (3nLb4)

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The American Dream has been replaced by The American Scream.

Posted by: ShainS -- Muslim Commie Momscrawny 2028: Free Weights for Every Cuck! at September 02, 2025 03:46 PM (CC+UM)

320 > 295 @273 the last slaves in what became a US state were held by Indians in Alaska into the 1900s
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2025 03:42 PM (ipRl

Not quite that late, at least not legally.

Slavery was outlawed in Alaska when the US took possession from Russia on October 18, 1867.

Note that this was well after the end of the Civil War.

Suck it, "Juneteenth" retards.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 02, 2025 03:46 PM (qpyNK)

321 Ironically these same Jewish congressmen were and are 100% in favor of unrestricted immigration.

You mean that unrestricted immigration from the most Jew-hating parts of the planet might be a problem for us?

Who knew?

Posted by: Liberal Jews! at September 02, 2025 03:46 PM (xTIDn)

322 injuns would still be living in teepees and shitting in streams today if we didn't civilize them

Also trying to kill each other.

The land acknowledgement people always neglect to mention that several tribes sided with FedGov because the other tribes were trying to kill them.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2025 03:46 PM (2ocoG)

323 The slaves and Indians built nothing. It was the Dagos, Micks, Krauts, Polacks and Chinks that built America.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 02, 2025 03:46 PM (wBaIH)

324 209 I don't know how a ruling on the issue isn't either, "Trump has the power to do this," or "the law from 1798 that gave presidents authority to impose tariffs unilaterally is unconstitutional."

A middle ground of "Orange Man Bad," doesn't feel...defensible.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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During the just-completed livestream, DJT explained that the lawsuit was brought mainly by foreign-owned corporations and representatives of foreign country. Which is rich, since federal courts are notorious for dismissing lawsuits filed by US states and US citizens on "lack of standing" grounds. I sense that the Supremes will see it the same way - that furriners will have to seek diplomatic and financial remedies for redress.

Posted by: mrp at September 02, 2025 03:47 PM (rj6Yv)

325 Can't wait to see what replaces him.

Posted by: pudinhead at September 02, 2025 03:47 PM (c711F)

326 Seemed pretty loud unless he had a mic in his pants. However, it was enjoyable and he is walking like he did a boom boom.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

Did Jewwy make a boom boom in his pants? I think Jewwy made a boom boom in his pants. Yes he did.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2025 03:47 PM (mRBLM)

327 Trump moving US Space Command HQ from Colorado to Huntsville, Alabama.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

You know what this means, right?

Another Stargate series.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 02, 2025 03:47 PM (mlg/3)

328 > What did slaves build?

The pyramids?
Posted by: bonhomme at September 02, 2025 03:37 PM (lIio7)

They were probably built by farmers and other free people displaced off their land during floods. Might as well do some pyramid building to pass the time.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 03:47 PM (8avO+)

329 I know that the chances are infinitesimally small but they're better than any other chance I have." It's a sad place to be.
Posted by: Oddbob

It is often quite sad when they win though too. Lottery winners suffering tragedies after winning is a common thread.

First off is you find out who your friends and kin really are when you win and one can never be sure what others want from you. Second, if you win, everyone thinks your winnings are fair game to seek as free money. Third, that much money that quick can lead to subsiding into decadence pretty quickly.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2025 03:47 PM (WDjG6)

330
The really cool Jew haters online now claim the pope is secretly Jewish and now they control the whole Catholic Church.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

That makes him, what? On the order of the 37th Jewish Pope in world history?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! [/i at September 02, 2025 03:48 PM (xG4kz)

331 When the Communists regain formal power they will ignore , with impunity, judicial orders they don't like -- ie orders issued by non DNC judges.
That is why examples need to made NOW of the worst of the seditionists and traitors. It's imprison or be imprisoned time in America
===
You see Beyond Normal, when the GOPe gets uncomfortable with confrontation, they find a way to be cooperative, and avoid polarizing issu3s, because these arent the hills to die on. You understand after we maintain a bare majority or less, after the midterms.

Posted by: Saturday morning explainer at September 02, 2025 03:48 PM (yimfX)

332
TheBlaze@theblaze
Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson is nuts: “Are you prepared to defend this land that was built by slaves? A land that was built by indigenous people?”

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If I had all the money in the world, I'd buy a few thousand protestors who are every bit as indigenous as Elizabeth Warren to Occupy Chicago and demand reparations. Wave banners with his words: "A land that was built by indigenous peoples." Interrupt every Brandon event, give him no rest. Occupy buildings and intersections. Call for other "indigenous" uprisings in other major cities.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2025 03:48 PM (lCaJd)

333 Guy from W. Va is a true cautionary tale of what happens when winning big.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2025 03:48 PM (IqZMy)

334 The Indians did build some cool mounds.

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2025 03:48 PM (77rzZ)

335 No idea how many. But there are slaves being held very likely in just about every country

Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2025 03:49 PM (+qU29)

336 using human manure in rice paddies "

Ah. "Night soil"

Eat up!

Posted by: man at September 02, 2025 03:49 PM (tubbA)

337 Remember the video of the Scottish girl brandishing weapons at a "migrant" who was following and taunting her?

There have been developments. The girls claimed the woman who had been photographed with the migrant had attacked one of them, yanking her down to the ground, and both of them kicked the girl in the head. This is a third girl who isn't on the video. The video starts after the attack and the girl brandishes the weapons to get the man to leave the two girls alone.

Scottish police "investigated" and claimed CCTV PROVED there was no attack and the girls were lying. But there is NHS documentation the girl sustained a concussion and now Scottish police claim they've "lost" the footage that proved no attack occurred.

http://tiny.cc/vd0s001

Posted by: bonhomme at September 02, 2025 03:49 PM (lIio7)

338 hahahaha, Fuck You Colorado!

You commie fags just lost Space Force HQ.

Congratulations, Alabammy.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 02, 2025 03:46 PM (z7Iqk)

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And we don’t need the cuckolds
Crying ’cause the story’s sad ...
‘Cause the Alabammy way
Is better than the way we had.

Posted by: ShainS -- Muslim Commie Momscrawny 2028: Free Weights for Every Cuck! at September 02, 2025 03:49 PM (CC+UM)

339 The really cool Jew haters online now claim the pope is secretly Jewish and now they control the whole Catholic Church.

Wait'll they find out Jesus was Jewish.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2025 03:49 PM (2ocoG)

340 Another Stargate series.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 02, 2025 03:47 PM (mlg/3)

'That there Seventh Chevron is fucking locked! Woooooo!'
-probably

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 02, 2025 03:49 PM (zZu0s)

341 Third, that much money that quick can lead to subsiding into decadence pretty quickly.
Posted by: whig at September 02, 2025 03:47 PM (WDjG6)

Like having two chicks at the same time?

Posted by: Neighbor Lawrence at September 02, 2025 03:49 PM (wVcYX)

342 Will Retire to Spend More Time With His Odors

lmao

Posted by: one hour sober at September 02, 2025 03:49 PM (Y1sOo)

343
I laugh so hard at Idiots who call Indians "asians" and call Syrians "asian" and call Russian "asians" and call Kuwaitis "asians" and call Japanese "asians."

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 02, 2025 03:49 PM (z7Iqk)

344 @414 Chris Martin is an ahole. It was made worse by being married to Gwyneth Paltrow and her vagina scented candles

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2025 03:50 PM (ipRl8)

345 307 Wut? Spits out a mouthful of Basmati rice.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 02, 2025 03:50 PM (wBaIH)

346 Not quite that late, at least not legally.

Slavery was outlawed in Alaska when the US took possession from Russia on October 18, 1867.

Note that this was well after the end of the Civil War.

Suck it, "Juneteenth" retards.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 02, 2025 03:46 PM (qpyNK)

Wow, just went and looked... Didn't know Hawaii had Slavery until 1852... but then had very strict Indentured Servant laws which were effectively slavery until 1900.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 02, 2025 03:50 PM (mP0Kj)

347 The really cool Jew haters online now claim the pope is secretly Jewish and now they control the whole Catholic Church.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

That makes him, what? On the order of the 37th Jewish Pope in world history?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! [/i at September 02, 2025 03:48 PM (xG4kz)

I guess it's because all the good conpiracy stories turned out to be true, that the new ones have to keep getting dumber and weirder, but mostly dumber.

(and then there's the ones we should have seen and missed - like Covid policy was so evil because it was put together and enforced by actual practicing satanists in the CDC)

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 02, 2025 03:50 PM (uWKK8)

348 Posted by: whig at September 02, 2025 03:47 PM (WDjG6)

Those stories are the exceptions though they are some movie of the week ones.

The lady who befriended and killed a lottery winner had her appeal denied just recently.

Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2025 03:50 PM (EYmYM)

349 And we don’t need the cuckolds
Crying ’cause the story’s sad ...
‘Cause the Alabammy way
Is better than the way we had.
Posted by: ShainS -- Muslim Commie Momscrawny 2028: Free Weights for Every Cuck! at September 02, 2025 03:49 PM (CC+UM)

Tbf, I am worried about the last pope being a commie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 02, 2025 03:50 PM (zZu0s)

350 312 Next send the Air Force Academy to Utah or Idaho.
Posted by: whig at September 02, 2025 03:44 PM (WDjG6)

Not WY?

San Antonio would also be good as it IS the birthplace of military aviation.
Posted by: Cow Demon

All of the above would be fine, just remove it from CO. I would move the other service academies to free states as well. Send the USMA to Ohio and the Naval Academy to Charlestown SC.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2025 03:50 PM (WDjG6)

351 That high percent of people who are broke a few years after winning makes sense. People with piss poor money skills are the ones who play and win.

Same phenomenon with pro sports.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 02, 2025 03:50 PM (tNkpt)

352 Did anyone ask President Trump if he was dead?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 02, 2025 03:50 PM (6PCLE)

353 They were probably built by farmers and other free people displaced off their land during floods. Might as well do some pyramid building to pass the time.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 03:47 PM (8avO+)

That's just crazy talk.

Posted by: Giorgio Tsoukalos at September 02, 2025 03:50 PM (PiwSw)

354 > That makes him, what? On the order of the 37th Jewish Pope in world history?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! [/i at September 02, 2025 03:48 PM (xG4kz)

I mean, it's obvious. Popes wear yarmulkes, right?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 02, 2025 03:50 PM (qpyNK)

355
60% of the world is "asian"

But we can't say "oriental" anymore.

Idiots.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 02, 2025 03:50 PM (z7Iqk)

356 329 First off is you find out who your friends and kin really are when you win and one can never be sure what others want from you. Second, if you win, everyone thinks your winnings are fair game to seek as free money. Third, that much money that quick can lead to subsiding into decadence pretty quickly.
Posted by: whig at September 02, 2025 03:47 PM (WDjG6)

Look, I'm not going to lie. If I had after-taxes "Fuck You" money, I'm not giving a shit about politics anymore.

I'm getting full Caligula up in this bitch.

Posted by: XTC at September 02, 2025 03:51 PM (UnA8+)

357 Well, the first Pope was Jewish.
Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2025 03:43 PM (77rzZ)

Really? I thought he was Evangelical.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2025 03:51 PM (rbvCR)

358 Nadler still holds the record for wearing his belt closest to his neck.

Posted by: Ralph at September 02, 2025 03:51 PM (8WZD4)

359 How far down the rabbit hole of being chattel has England gone?

In Morocco you can buy pork from the store. In the UK if you say "bacon" you can be arrested.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2025 03:51 PM (IqZMy)

360 If Colorado wants the military Trump should send it. B-2s, specifically. Day and night, for about a month.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2025 03:51 PM (3wJxi)

361 To help willow this one, US Navy interdicted (destroyed) a cartel vessel departing Venezuela. We've been interdicting these things off/on for many years, this appears to be a more serious version of that approach. Good practice. Just hope they're using gunnery, and not the $$$$$$ ordnance we've made just about our only naval weapons.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 02, 2025 03:52 PM (U/Byj)

362 Those stories are the exceptions though they are some movie of the week ones.

The lady who befriended and killed a lottery winner had her appeal denied just recently.
Posted by: polynikes
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Not entirely. There was some econ research into the sudden wealth effect and people vary in their ability to handle it. And the lottery pool self selects for those poorer than the average US citizen.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2025 03:52 PM (WDjG6)

363 Re Jerry Nadler, I don't see the term "stalwart" being tossed about.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 02, 2025 03:52 PM (wVcYX)

364 Naval Academy to Pensacola.

West Point to Ft. Knox.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2025 03:52 PM (IqZMy)

365 Almost all lottery winners end up broke.

Like most pro athletes.

A million is a lot until you're spending a 1000 every time you turn your head.

Posted by: eleven at September 02, 2025 03:52 PM (fV+MH)

366 And most people don't know the United States technically banned importation of slaves before Britain did in 1807.

Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2025 03:53 PM (EYmYM)

367 117 Canadian "journalist" discovers the magic of actually trying to use Canada's "free" healthcare. He damaged his knee while playing softball.

So he has no health for which to care.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 02, 2025 03:39 PM (bcMTj)

Did they start urging assisted suicide on him?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 03:53 PM (8avO+)

368 356 Look, I'm not going to lie. If I had after-taxes "Fuck You" money, I'm not giving a shit about politics anymore.

I'm getting full Caligula up in this bitch.
Posted by: XTC at September 02, 2025 03:51 PM (UnA8+)

That said, I'd be making sure to set up a modest fallback that would go untouched.

Posted by: XTC at September 02, 2025 03:53 PM (UnA8+)

369 If Colorado wants the military Trump should send it. B-2s, specifically. Day and night, for about a month.

With thousands of green dildos in the bomb bay, dropped on Jared Penis's house.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2025 03:53 PM (2ocoG)

370 323 The slaves and Indians built nothing. It was the Dagos, Micks, Krauts, Polacks and Chinks that built America.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 02, 2025 03:46 PM (wBaIH)

But NOT the Irish!

Posted by: Howard Johnson at September 02, 2025 03:54 PM (mP0Kj)

371 I guess it's because all the good conpiracy stories turned out to be true, that the new ones have to keep getting dumber and weirder, but mostly dumber.

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He is a woman !

Posted by: runner at September 02, 2025 03:54 PM (g47mK)

372 I mean, it's obvious. Popes wear yarmulkes, right?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Plus he's taken a vow of poverty but owns an entire country!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at September 02, 2025 03:54 PM (L/fGl)

373 Almost all lottery winners end up broke.

Like most pro athletes.

A million is a lot until you're spending a 1000 every time you turn your head.

MC Hammer has entered Chat

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2025 03:54 PM (IqZMy)

374 Is Jaime Raskin Jewish?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at September 02, 2025 03:54 PM (kTd/k)

375 And most people don't know the United States technically banned importation of slaves before Britain did in 1807.
Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2025 03:53 PM (EYmYM)

Which had the interesting effect of making them valuable enough to keep their masters from killing them by overwork or abuse.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 03:54 PM (8avO+)

376 The lady who befriended and killed a lottery winner had her appeal denied just recently.
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If you do win you want roll into a big old lawfirm and set up a trust and then have the trust collect so you are anonymous.

Posted by: Saturday morning explainer at September 02, 2025 03:54 PM (yimfX)

377 Is Jaime Raskin Jewish?

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Is Nancy Pelosi Catholic ??

Posted by: runner at September 02, 2025 03:55 PM (g47mK)

378 ...and now Scottish police claim they've "lost" the footage that proved no attack occurred.

That is literally impossible. It's not like it was recorded on silver film and there was only ever one copy. The one the police had was copied from some server somewhere and even if both copies were "accidentally" deleted, there should still be a backup device somewhere.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2025 03:55 PM (3nLb4)

379
Did anyone ask President Trump if he was dead?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

Peter Doocy just asked him what he thought about the Blue-Anon hoax-theory, and Our Favorite President(tm) wasn't amused, but also expressed indifference.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 02, 2025 03:55 PM (CAxvp)

380 A million is a lot until you're spending a 1000 every time you turn your head.

MC Hammer has entered Chat
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Rick James says hold my cocaine.

Posted by: pudinhead at September 02, 2025 03:55 PM (c711F)

381 323 The slaves and Indians built nothing. It was the Dagos, Micks, Krauts, Polacks and Chinks that built America.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 02, 2025 03:46 PM (wBaIH)

But NOT the Irish!
Posted by: Howard Johnson at September 02, 2025 03:54 PM (mP0Kj)

Somebody has to keep the liquor industry afloat

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 03:55 PM (8avO+)

382 Schumer has been in public service since 1975 when at age 25 he was elected to the NYS Assembly. I wouldn't be surprised if AOC took him out in 2028 primary

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2025 03:56 PM (ipRl8)

383 Will Trump bring a report from the other side?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at September 02, 2025 03:56 PM (kTd/k)

384 380 A million is a lot until you're spending a 1000 every time you turn your head.

MC Hammer has entered Chat
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Rick James says hold my cocaine.
Posted by: pudinhead at September 02, 2025 03:55 PM (c711F)

I got you, Fam.

Posted by: Hunter Biden, willing to help at September 02, 2025 03:56 PM (PiwSw)

385 Look, I'm not going to lie. If I had after-taxes "Fuck You" money, I'm not giving a shit about politics anymore.

I'm getting full Caligula up in this bitch.
Posted by: XTC at September 02, 2025 03:51 PM (UnA8+)

Yeah, would take a couple years to build my Castle... but...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 02, 2025 03:56 PM (mP0Kj)

386 Is Jaime Raskin Jewish?

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Is Nancy Pelosi Catholic ??
Posted by: runner at September 02, 2025 03:55 PM (g47mK)

If she's pro abortion, then no.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 03:56 PM (8avO+)

387 I mean, it's obvious. Popes wear yarmulkes, right?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Plus he's taken a vow of poverty but owns an entire country!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at September 02, 2025 03:54 PM (L/fGl)

Tradition!

Posted by: Pope Leo at September 02, 2025 03:56 PM (wVcYX)

388 RACIST!

Trans offender arrested for breaking into home, violently molesting toddler after Canadian officials released him from jail early

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at September 02, 2025 03:56 PM (L/fGl)

389 But NOT the Irish!
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We just fought your wars.

Posted by: Irish and Scots at September 02, 2025 03:56 PM (yimfX)

390
Banning the word "oriental" was a total power play. They did it because they could. No other reason. And we let them.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 02, 2025 03:56 PM (CAxvp)

391 Say what you will about Germany, but over the weekend a Polizei beat up a pro-Hamas protester. So they are not that lost.

Posted by: runner at September 02, 2025 03:57 PM (g47mK)

392 With thousands of green dildos in the bomb bay, dropped on Jared Penis's house.
Posted by: Ian S.
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Smart guided green dildoes with Jared's orifices as the target. Really, an act of love as Jeb would say.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2025 03:57 PM (WDjG6)

393 Another Stargate series.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

For All Mankind. Apple+ Tv

In an alternative version of 1969, the Soviet Union beats the United States to the Moon, and the space race continues on for decades with still grander challenges and goals.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2025 03:57 PM (mRBLM)

394 Never show up the next day to claim your winnings.

Be smart, get with experts and build layers of cut-outs to protect your privacy. And send a lawyer to collect the winnings just in case.

What was it 20 years ago, the WaPo set about to deliberately unmask one anonymous Powerball winner.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2025 03:57 PM (IqZMy)

395 If I win that much money I honestly don’t know what I’d do with it. I don’t want or need a 40k sq ft house or a Bugatti.

Pay off the mortgage I guess, travel first class. Buy some cool things.

But that’s like maybe $1M. What do I do with the other 1299 million? lol.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 02, 2025 03:57 PM (tNkpt)

396

LOOSE!

nood

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 02, 2025 03:58 PM (Vt5W2)

397 To help willow this one, US Navy interdicted (destroyed) a cartel vessel departing Venezuela. We've been interdicting these things off/on for many years, this appears to be a more serious version of that approach. Good practice. Just hope they're using gunnery, and not the $$$$$$ ordnance we've made just about our only naval weapons.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 02, 2025 03:52 PM (U/Byj)

I am told the Dutch Navy and the US Navy are working together for interdiction off the coast of Venezuela.
My personal bet is that the US Navy is pre-positioned in case the Brazilians start a coup/counter-coup. At the moment they are all het up about the amount of USAID money that flooded the country through NGOs just after Bolsinaro won, and certain groups think this funded Lula and his Commie party's voter fraud.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2025 03:58 PM (rbvCR)

398 after Canadian officials released him from jail early
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Fairness requires that the Canadian officials suffer the same fate as the toddler. This will impress upon them the necessity of not getting it wrong again. It will also encourage all canadian officials to stop being so stupid.

Posted by: Irish and Scots at September 02, 2025 03:59 PM (yimfX)

399
They are probably ecstatic that they are losing an installation of the evil military.
Posted by: Cow Demon

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"Eff off, you money machine! We reject 10,000 customers and your billions in federal funding! Now give us money so we can buy some votes and pay a bunch of laid-off teachers."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2025 03:59 PM (lCaJd)

400 382 Schumer has been in public service since 1975 when at age 25 he was elected to the NYS Assembly. I wouldn't be surprised if AOC took him out in 2028 primary
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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All political careers so far end with death, retirement or resignation. But Democrat voters live forever so there is that.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2025 03:59 PM (WDjG6)

401 >>>Naval Academy to Pensacola.

Nah. We have enough active, reserve, retired and vets here.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 02, 2025 03:59 PM (Y1sOo)

402 You can still say Oriental rug though. Which is confusing.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 02, 2025 03:59 PM (tNkpt)

403 Almost all lottery winners end up broke.

Like most pro athletes.

A million is a lot until you're spending a 1000 every time you turn your head.
Posted by: eleven at September 02, 2025 03:52 PM (fV+MH)

It's a high number around 25% but non lottery winners file for bankruptcy all the time.

Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2025 03:59 PM (EYmYM)

404

If she's pro abortion, then no.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 03:56 PM (8avO+)

Well that, and being banned from Communion...

Posted by: runner at September 02, 2025 03:59 PM (g47mK)

405 Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 02, 2025 03:57 PM (tNkpt)

Friends and charities

Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2025 04:00 PM (EYmYM)

406 Look, I'm not going to lie. If I had after-taxes "Fuck You" money, I'm not giving a shit about politics anymore.

I'm getting full Caligula up in this bitch.
Posted by: XTC at September 02, 2025 03:51 PM (UnA8+)

Yeah, would take a couple years to build my Castle... but...
Posted by: Romeo13

Gotta laugh at the people here at work when they found out I live on 100 acres with in-laws and step-son and family on the other end.

Oh, like a compound?

Yeah. If you call three strand barbed wire walls.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2025 04:00 PM (mRBLM)

407 Hes a second generation communist

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at September 02, 2025 04:01 PM (bXbFr)

408 Almost all lottery winners end up broke.

Like most pro athletes.

A million is a lot until you're spending a 1000 every time you turn your head.
Posted by: eleven at September 02, 2025 03:52 PM (fV+MH)

It's a high number around 25% but non lottery winners file for bankruptcy all the time.
Posted by: polynikes

I would buy a $5 million annuity every month for a year payable once a year. With an automatic re-buy every year. $5 million x 3% annually would be $150,000 a month after the first year. That's $5k a day.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2025 04:04 PM (mRBLM)

409 If I had all the money in the world, I'd buy a few thousand protestors who are every bit as indigenous as Elizabeth Warren to Occupy Chicago and demand reparations. Wave banners with his words: "A land that was built by indigenous peoples." Interrupt every Brandon event, give him no rest. Occupy buildings and intersections. Call for other "indigenous" uprisings in other major cities.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2025 03:48 PM (lCaJd)

I always thought I'd hire some professional drivers with junk cars, self insure, and have minor collisions with asshole drivers everyone wants to kill on highways just to raise their insurance rates.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 04:04 PM (8avO+)

410 380 A million is a lot until you're spending a 1000 every time you turn your head.
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4% safe withdrawal rate on $1M is $40,000 per year.

Posted by: Mortal But Free at September 02, 2025 04:06 PM (qUkBO)

411 You can still say Oriental rug though. Which is confusing.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 02, 2025 03:59 PM (tNkpt)

So the cardinal directions are now slurs? like Australia?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 04:06 PM (8avO+)

412 Cartel boat fire on the Navy vessel?

Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2025 04:08 PM (+qU29)

413 RACIST!

Trans offender arrested for breaking into home, violently molesting toddler after Canadian officials released him from jail early
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at September 02, 2025 03:56 PM (L/fGl)

We need to start tying these kindly officials as accessories before the fact to these follow on crimes.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 04:09 PM (8avO+)

414 Probably the reverse

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at September 02, 2025 04:10 PM (bXbFr)

415 >>>Naval Academy to Pensacola.

Nah. We have enough active, reserve, retired and vets here.
Posted by: one hour sober at September 02, 2025 03:59 PM (Y1sOo)

Lets move them to Wyoming. We need more creativity in naval circles.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 04:11 PM (8avO+)

416 "Schumer has been in public service since 1975"

Public service, meaning he's been suckling off the public teat and making things worse for his erstwhile employers...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 02, 2025 04:18 PM (Olmj7)

417 133 Nadler is only 5'2" or so, isn't he?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at September 02, 2025 03:15 PM (kTd/k)
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Yes, Nadler is about 5'2" wide.

Posted by: Ralph at September 02, 2025 04:22 PM (8WZD4)

418 Yes, a changing of the guard is overdue...
Apparently a change of the diaper is as well.

Posted by: UncleJefe at September 02, 2025 04:49 PM (DzC+b)

419 "For years, Mr. Nadler's seat snaked down the West Side of Manhattan into Brooklyn"

Jerry-mandering?

Posted by: Fritz Geiger at September 02, 2025 06:43 PM (Xw8gW)

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