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Firing a bowling ball out of a cannon at some ballistic heads.

Firing a four bore rifle -- that means each of the bullets it fires weighs a quarter pound -- at blocks of ballistic gel.

Firing an elephant gun:

Using the four bore to fire golf balls at an armored truck and a ballistic head (filled with blood-red dye).

Posted by: Ace at 06:30 PM

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1 I'll go fetch em

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2025 06:31 PM (+qU29)

2 Yu go siip

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 01, 2025 06:32 PM (QsUPw)

3 So gun thread pt2?

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2025 06:33 PM (+qU29)

4 I’m claiming fluency in whatever that was

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 01, 2025 06:33 PM (QsUPw)

5 That guys gonna have a 7-10 splitting headache.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 01, 2025 06:33 PM (3KA1j)

6 Another Gun Thread!!

Whoot!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2025 06:34 PM (mT+6a)

7 Gives you a newfound appreciation for the merits of grapeshot at fifty yards.

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 01, 2025 06:35 PM (QsUPw)

8 Are you familiar with firearms, ace?

Because going to the range and putting holes in paper can be stress relieving and therapeutic. Yoh might ant to give it a try if you haven’t already.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2025 06:35 PM (mT+6a)

9 Cool. Now basically a gun blog.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 01, 2025 06:35 PM (rJUaY)

10 Ugh. I hate those cool vidyas of stuff where I have to endure 9 minutes of setup by a bunch of dudes trying to be funny. Guess I could just scroll forward.

Never mind.

Carry on.

Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo, Nobody Reads My Posts at September 01, 2025 06:35 PM (0aYVJ)

11 Willowed:

Entertaining video, music isn't terrible either.
Circa 2013.

Grouplove - Ways To Go
https://youtu.be/VGvHnDeS12o

It's strange as hell - a parody on Kim Jong Il as a kid.

The keyboardist takes the place of a guitarist in this song, but it still rocks. The drums consist of two pads. And the each of the singers have quite the set of lungs.

I like it.

This would be for fans of indie-rock with a hard edge and weirdness.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 01, 2025 06:36 PM (6ydKt)

12 I went fishing in the creek today. You should have seen the one that got away. New 10lb test was not adequate.

Posted by: fd at September 01, 2025 06:36 PM (vFG9F)

13 Hiya chef!

What’s cooking?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2025 06:37 PM (mT+6a)

14 ace is getting ready to protect his shelves from the new Mayor.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2025 06:37 PM (u82oZ)

15 A guy threw a bowling ball at me once, don’t know what his issue was. And then some ahole set up an elaborate process to throw a bowling ball through my parked car window. I actually never thought about it till now but I’ve suffered a lot of bowling ball violence trauma in my life.

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at September 01, 2025 06:37 PM (Fp0/A)

16 Pretty wild, Ace. The last video. Nasty bidness.

Our grandchildren went golfing the other day with their father and grandfather. It was wild by all accounts. Our granddaughter thought she was helping and threw her grandfather's ball back at him. But not at this speed.

She also laughed loudly on the golf cart, no doubt disturbing others. She is a mini me and I am both scared and delighted for her.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 01, 2025 06:37 PM (6PCLE)

17 14 ace is getting ready to protect his shelves from the new Mayor.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

I thought I read he had left NYC a bit ago.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2025 06:38 PM (mT+6a)

18 You like seeing things get shot? Here's a video I compiled when the canister round (basically a 120mm shotgun shell) was first introduced for the Abrams tank.

https://youtu.be/kTvgl8pBBcI

Posted by: tankdemon at September 01, 2025 06:39 PM (3KA1j)

19 ace is in NYC. Hard to do rec shooting there.

But yes recoil therapy is a thing.

Think he’s a former smoker, so getting him to puff (not inhale) premium cigars might be tough.

But he definitely should explore the lifestyle elements of his own blog.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 01, 2025 06:40 PM (rJUaY)

20 Hey nurse, cooling my heels in the Denver airport waiting for a flight to San Diego. Business travel is glamorous.

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 01, 2025 06:41 PM (QsUPw)

21
Take two aspirin and call me in the morning.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2025 06:41 PM (kkTda)

22 Kim Jong Il

Reminds me that North Korean prison farms have better customer service than AT&T.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2025 06:42 PM (u82oZ)

23
Funny that a bunch of English guys have to go to Kentucky to do this.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2025 06:43 PM (kkTda)

24 The cannonball to the head video:

"I'm a trained physiotherapist."

"Yeah, what's this going to need, six months?"

lol

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 01, 2025 06:44 PM (6ydKt)

25 nurse ratched

That would be very smart, but had not heard that.

He went to a baby shower a while back, so maybe he is married with kids in the suburbs. His kids and wife pick out the Cafe links.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2025 06:44 PM (u82oZ)

26 The canister rounds for the M1 tank always give me a warm happy feeling. Don’t think they have been used much though.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 01, 2025 06:45 PM (rJUaY)

27 nurse ratched

We have not heard of weird diets and trips to the hospital to meet nurses lately, so I am optomistic.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2025 06:46 PM (u82oZ)

28 Fittsy is a Bomb Thrower...

The Solari Report - Catherine Austin Fitts

Ever wonder what DJT would say if we bombed Mar-a-Lago using taxpayers money, proposed to move the Trump family and friends out since it was "such a mess," rebuilt a lovely waterfront development that we owned and promised we would give each of the Trump family members a new apartment in our new beautiful resort so they should not complain because that was a good deal?

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 01, 2025 06:46 PM (TGPs7)

29 Since the blog has returned to its smart military blog roots I’m going to point out that the guys on either side of the field on that fateful July afternoon when Pickett’s division formed up and marched across that wide open near mile of ground were some brave SOBs.

I’ll tip my hat to both. Our legacy in this country is remarkable. We shouldn’t be reluctant to celebrate the bravery of those men then, or those men and women now.

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 01, 2025 06:47 PM (QsUPw)

30
Ear worm warning.

The year was 1974, my little bro was cruising around the furniture, crapping his diaper till the seals failed at the thighs. We made lyrics to this tune: https://youtu.be/PKYEKhxWy6o

I've got poopy in my pantses
I've got poopy in my hands
I've got poopy in the potty wot
And even in my hair

Little bro by the way is 52. Our nephew lurkes here, and will totes give him 'shit' for this.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at September 01, 2025 06:48 PM (QVmho)

31 Ace has Mad Quicksand Energy today...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 01, 2025 06:48 PM (TGPs7)

32 Is Ace trying to tell us something?

Posted by: Accomack at September 01, 2025 06:49 PM (3U9lo)

33 Pete Bog

We did the same and more against the Germans in the WWII North African campaign. We lost a lot of troops to learn how to win.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2025 06:50 PM (u82oZ)

34 So... Ummm, where do I buy a 4 bore?
Also, where do I buy an extra shoulder to with which to shoot it?

Posted by: GWB at September 01, 2025 06:51 PM (fPjLT)

35 Ballistic head!

Posted by: Wood eye at September 01, 2025 06:52 PM (63Dwl)

36 Heya Salty,
That little vision of ace actually being a husband and dad living in the suburbs is sweet.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2025 06:53 PM (mT+6a)

37 5 That guys gonna have a 7-10 splitting headache.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 01, 2025 06:33 PM (3KA1j)
___________________________________

Nah, it will be fine:

In the 1890s, some practitioners used "vibration therapy" to treat migraine headaches, placing a metal helmet on a patient's head and hitting it with a mallet against a small anvil.

________________________

So, the next time someone gives you guff about not getting some shot, or doing some treatment, just remember that a little over 100 years ago, doctors were whacking people on the head to cure a headache.

Posted by: Orson at September 01, 2025 06:53 PM (dIske)

38 Wood eye

Preventive phrenology.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2025 06:53 PM (u82oZ)

39 Many generations of Americans at the beginning of wars seem to have forgotten how to be a army, but every generation that is thrown into one quickly learn how to.

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2025 06:53 PM (+qU29)

40 The year was 1974, my little bro was cruising around the furniture, crapping his diaper till the seals failed at the thighs. We made lyrics to this tune: https://youtu.be/PKYEKhxWy6o

Posted by: BifBewalski - at September 01, 2025 06:48 PM (QVmho)

Robin Hood was my favorite Disney movie as a kid.
I love that story itself.

The Sword and the Stone is probably my second favorite.
Probably why I like Excalibur so much, too.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 01, 2025 06:54 PM (6ydKt)

41 30 Speed that up and you have the Hamster Dance:

https://youtu.be/6WpMlwVwydo

Posted by: tankdemon at September 01, 2025 06:54 PM (3KA1j)

42 For all this afternoon’s threads: I’m so glad we had this time together, just to have a laugh or sing a song. Seems we just get started and before you know it, comes the time we have to say so long.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2025 06:54 PM (Wj1DV)

43 Pete Bog,
I’m sure you will make the best of your bidness trip. If you ever come to Seattle, I promise you’ll eat well.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2025 06:54 PM (mT+6a)

44 nurse ratched

bluebell said he never picked up a cookbook, so I have my doubts. But it would be a sweet goal for him.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2025 06:54 PM (u82oZ)

45 Like to see the punt gun filled with golf balls fired at Antifa protesters. See how tough the "black bloc" really is

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2025 06:55 PM (ipRl8)

46 Salty, not just Gettysburg, North Africa, or Valley Forge or any number of other places. An observation not an attempt to diminish anyone’s service or sacrifice.

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 01, 2025 06:55 PM (QsUPw)

47 Supersonic golf balls!!!
Woohoo!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2025 06:56 PM (2WIwB)

48 Next time you get a migraine, give yourself a brain freeze.

Get a slurpee and suck it down as fast as you can.

It really works.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2025 06:56 PM (mT+6a)

49 48 Next time you get a migraine, give yourself a brain freeze.
Get a slurpee and suck it down as fast as you can

That sounds like a shortcut to a stroke.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 01, 2025 06:57 PM (gKWVE)

50 Next time you get a migraine, give yourself a brain freeze.
Get a slurpee and suck it down as fast as you can.
It really works.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2025 06:56 PM (mT+6a)

Next time you get an ice cream headache shoot yourselves in the head with a bowling ball. It works!

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 01, 2025 06:58 PM (QsUPw)

51 It was the Argentinean version of Project Paper Clip...

ABC News@ABC

An 18th-century portrait stolen by the Nazis during WWII is believed to have resurfaced in the most unexpected place: hanging above a sofa in an Argentinian home and discovered not by law enforcement or a museum, but in a photo on a real estate website.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 01, 2025 06:59 PM (TGPs7)

52 Whatever.

Don’t believe me. Have I ever lied to you?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2025 06:59 PM (mT+6a)

53 Pete Bog

We did it in Vietnam, Korea, Iraq twice, and AF as well. The part that galls me is: lately, all the sacrifices are hollow.

Almost like Emperors moving Legions to the periphery so that Emperors have not counterweight against their tyranny.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2025 07:00 PM (u82oZ)

54 I can take a bowling ball and scoop it up just using my ass muscles. Those Tijuana Donkey Dancers have nothing on me!

Posted by: Barry, Hoping For A Divorce at September 01, 2025 07:01 PM (R/m4+)

55
Supersonic golf balls!!!
Woohoo!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2025 06:56 PM (2WIwB)

________

Drive for show, putt for dough.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2025 07:01 PM (kkTda)

56 Hadrian the Seventh

Arthur C Clarke wrote a story about solar energy from silvery programs being enough to vaporize a ref in a Central American soccer game.

Gould we use gyroscopes and GPS inside golf balls?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2025 07:04 PM (u82oZ)

57
* hyperventilates *

I. Can't. Even.

Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard graduate at September 01, 2025 07:05 PM (0sNs1)

58 I get migraines and - dirty little secret - the triptans docs prescribe work as a hangover preventive as well. I'm surprised it hasn't been studied.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 01, 2025 07:06 PM (XvL8K)

59 Yay! Gubs!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2025 07:06 PM (Wnv9h)

60 David Hogg,

Story of your life.

The only good news for you is you are not a T. Rex, so you can masturbate.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2025 07:06 PM (u82oZ)

61 so they should not complain because that was a good deal?
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 01, 2025 06:46 PM (TGPs7)

My sister in the Hospital, half-delerious, with O2 low enough for serious concern, and not having had a cigarette in 12 hours makes better analogies than that, and she has had a lifetime of addiction to help her figure out insane justifications for why it is OK for her to do what she wants.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 01, 2025 07:07 PM (rbvCR)

62 It is a little early for Mother's Day but . . .

https://is.gd/ZMz9FR

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at September 01, 2025 07:07 PM (L/fGl)

63 Don’t believe me. Have I ever lied to you?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2025 06:59 PM

*gives nurse the side eye*

Posted by: The river otters at September 01, 2025 07:08 PM (Wnv9h)

64 Wizard if Oz just came on AMC, only seen this like 50 times

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2025 07:08 PM (+qU29)

65 Speaking of analogies. I heard this today, son #1 sent it to me.

Liberals quote the Constituion like athiests quote the Bible.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2025 07:10 PM (Od6zA)

66 Don’t believe me. Have I ever lied to you?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2025 06:59 PM

You said you wouldn't shoot to my ancestor Woody XXXVII.

Posted by: Woody LXIV at September 01, 2025 07:10 PM (0sNs1)

67 nurse ain't that the truth

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2025 07:10 PM (+qU29)

68 Here is a link to a Daily Mail article about the stolen painting so you can see the Contessa for yourself:

https://is.gd/SG8ICR

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2025 07:11 PM (Wj1DV)

69 Actually it’s a simile.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2025 07:12 PM (mT+6a)

70 Canister for tanks?

Like, old school cannon canister?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 01, 2025 07:12 PM (zZu0s)

71 Pete Bog, if you like seafood and have flexibility on your dining, Mitch’s down at the sport fishing harbor. Worth a wait if there is one, don’t bail out to Pt Loma Seafoods 50 yards away (that’s fine too , but Mitch’s better). Finally getting some summer heat but it’s rarely actually hot down there, have a brew at Eppig just a short walk away, only craft place right on the water.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 01, 2025 07:13 PM (rJUaY)

72 The Washington Post@washingtonpost
As many as 58 percent of people with depression who menstruate might have premenstrual exacerbation of depression, studies suggest.

-
Those people who menstrate, I've always had trouble with them.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at September 01, 2025 07:14 PM (L/fGl)

73 Just got back from a rare trip to the movie theater. We saw the new Fantastic Four movie. Kiddo wanted to see it, and I acquiesced. I think Critical Drinker's review sums it up best; it's not a great movie, but it's mostly watchable unlike the recent spate of other Marvel movies. I did like the retro vibe with the set design, props, and graphics. They didn't do the "girl boss" thing; Sue Richards is powerful enough to take on Galactus but it's a fight, and she's trying to save her child. Sorta like Ellen Ripley taking on an entire hive of xenomorphs; having a character go full mama-bear is OK.

Posted by: PabloD at September 01, 2025 07:15 PM (KXWAV)

74 pretty sure that's what they mean, Aetius

120 mm shotgun shell

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 01, 2025 07:16 PM (ppG5b)

75 70 Canister for tanks?

Like, old school cannon canister?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 01, 2025 07:12 PM (zZu0s)

There are about 1100 steel bearings packed into a tank round.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 01, 2025 07:16 PM (R256O)

76 There are about 1100 steel bearings packed into a tank round.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 01, 2025 07:16 PM (R256O)

I guess the Abrams gun is smoothbore, ain't it?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 01, 2025 07:19 PM (zZu0s)

77 Andrew Klavan liked it too. Took his 10 year old grandson. Yeah, mothers are the best.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 01, 2025 07:20 PM (ZmEVT)

78 Rhomboid,

Thanks for the tip. Not sure I’ll have time but if I do I will head to Mitch’s. This is a quick trip to experience the glories of a software vendors AI offering. My industry historically has not been tech forward. I think traditional software and property management companies are terrified of AI eating up their core business. And they are right to be scared. It’s fascinating to watch it happen.

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 01, 2025 07:20 PM (QsUPw)

79 400 mph does not equal 82,000 feet per second.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 01, 2025 07:20 PM (0sNs1)

80 Aetius I have not yet watched the video tankdemon linked, but have seen similar before. Quite the “street-sweeper” effect.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 01, 2025 07:20 PM (rJUaY)

81 76 I guess the Abrams gun is smoothbore, ain't it?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 01, 2025 07:19 PM (zZu0s)

Yes.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 01, 2025 07:20 PM (R256O)

82 "people who menstruate" used to be called women.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 01, 2025 07:21 PM (ZmEVT)

83 Greta is starting g to look like that kid actor... Michael Sera?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 01, 2025 07:21 PM (zZu0s)

84 The old Beehive rounds with flechettes were fun.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 01, 2025 07:21 PM (0sNs1)

85 >>> 72 The Washington Post@washingtonpost
As many as 58 percent of people with depression who menstruate might have premenstrual exacerbation of depression, studies suggest.

-
Those people who menstrate, I've always had trouble with them.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at September 01, 2025 07:14 PM (L/fGl)

Yeah, they're called "cramps".

Fcking retarded presstitutes.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 01, 2025 07:21 PM (ULPxl)

86 "people who menstruate" used to be called women.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 01, 2025 07:21 PM (ZmEVT)

Shhhhhh!

Pretty soon everyone will know who's packing the real boobs!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 01, 2025 07:22 PM (zZu0s)

87 There are videos on YouTube why modern tanks went to smoothbore

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2025 07:22 PM (+qU29)

88 Pro tip" Midol

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 01, 2025 07:22 PM (ZmEVT)

89 Those people who menstrate, I've always had trouble with them.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at September 01, 2025 07:14 PM (L/fGl)

Particularly the ones with a hoohah!

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 01, 2025 07:23 PM (QsUPw)

90 I gotta admit that that freak that showed his boobs on the south lawn of the White House had a nice rack.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 01, 2025 07:23 PM (ZmEVT)

91 Greta looks like a Trannie

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2025 07:23 PM (+qU29)

92 Hmmmm

Chemotherapy shut down my menstrual cycle. Does that mean I’m no longer a woman?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2025 07:23 PM (mT+6a)

93 Nope. Just post-menopausal. You will always be a lady to me.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 01, 2025 07:24 PM (ZmEVT)

94 Posted by: no one of any consequence

You are a Gentleman.

Thank you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2025 07:25 PM (mT+6a)

95 91 Greta looks like a Trannie
Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2025 07:23 PM (+qU29)

That pagenoy haircut sure isn't working for her.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 01, 2025 07:25 PM (R256O)

96 If RI Red is here, having been told we’re on our third gun thread since yesterday, want to add a starter cigar option for him. Gilberto Oliva Blanc (corona best), burnin one now and being reminded how nice and mellow they are.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 01, 2025 07:25 PM (rJUaY)

97 Does that mean I’m no longer a woman?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2025 07:23 PM

Few are as womanly as you, m'dear.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 01, 2025 07:26 PM (0sNs1)

98 People who menstruate is a subset of the class women.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2025 07:26 PM (Wj1DV)

99 People who menstruate. Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em. Amirite?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 01, 2025 07:26 PM (JkO4W)

100 OMG

The original Conan the Barbarian is on Comet tv!

Whoofreakinghoo

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2025 07:27 PM (mT+6a)

101 95 91 Greta looks like a Trannie
Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2025 07:23 PM (+qU29)

That pagenoy haircut sure isn't working for her.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 01, 2025 07:25 PM (R256O)

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I think that if Greta was seeking to emphasize her general autistic, semi-retarded Down's syndrome vibe, she nailed it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 01, 2025 07:29 PM (JkO4W)

102
Here is a link to a Daily Mail article about the stolen painting so you can see the Contessa for yourself:

https://is.gd/SG8ICR
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

===============

The owner "claimed she did not know what painting they were referring to and said she was too busy to answer their questions."

If I were the rightful heir to that painting, I'd jump on a plane with a bunch of burly men and get to that owner's house stat.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 01, 2025 07:30 PM (lCaJd)

103 Posted by: no one of any consequence
You are a Gentleman.
Thank you.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2025 07:25 PM (mT+6a)

I can tell the three hour layover, the airport bar and an Uber in San Diego are having an impact.
My responses in my head are getting snarkier. I’m afraid if I keep drinking they will become more public. And I will need a second mortgage to pay my bar tab. Of course it’s my principal residence.

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 01, 2025 07:30 PM (QsUPw)

104 LE CAFE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2025 07:31 PM (+qU29)

105 Trump with a classic post regarding the idiotic death rumors a few days ago. Jokes about rising from the dead, “like that other guy.”

Posted by: rhomboid at September 01, 2025 07:32 PM (rJUaY)

106 "I think that if Greta was seeking to emphasize her general autistic, semi-retarded Down's syndrome vibe, she nailed it.
Posted by: Cicero"

lol. Her hair stylist worked on the Dumb and Dumber movies.

Posted by: fd at September 01, 2025 07:32 PM (vFG9F)

107 Gives you a newfound appreciation for the merits of grapeshot at fifty yards.
Posted by: Pete Bog at September 01, 2025 06:35 PM

A whiff of the grape

https://youtu.be/Ww5yYZXgZZA

Yeah, it's bad.

Posted by: toby928 at September 01, 2025 07:33 PM (jc0TO)

108 If I were the rightful heir to that painting, I'd jump on a plane with a bunch of burly men and get to that owner's house stat.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Or just stay on the plane.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at September 01, 2025 07:35 PM (gKWVE)

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