Mid-Morning Art Thread

Haystacks in Provence
Vincent van Gogh

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2025 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

2 HAY!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2025 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

3 Good morning good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 26, 2025 09:30 AM (cYBz/)

4 Hay there!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 26, 2025 09:30 AM (w9Wax)

5 STRAW!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2025 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

6 Grass is CHEAPER!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2025 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

7 Save your money!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2025 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

8 Buy some Reefer!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2025 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

9 Before or after he went nuts?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 26, 2025 09:31 AM (Q4IgG)

10 would not hang - too bland

Posted by: Gref at August 26, 2025 09:31 AM (aBgBM)

11 9 Before or after he went nuts?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 26, 2025 09:31 AM (Q4IgG)

======

Well...had he been born yet?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 26, 2025 09:31 AM (GBKbO)

12 Which one is Calhoun?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 26, 2025 09:32 AM (qpyNK)

13 If you squint your eyes you can see the face of Harambe.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 26, 2025 09:32 AM (w9Wax)

14 Title checks out.

Posted by: The person who always checks the title at August 26, 2025 09:32 AM (XQo4F)

15 Arrggghhh! What is it with this grade school water color stuff?

Posted by: Somewhere South ofI-80 at August 26, 2025 09:32 AM (89Sog)

16 6 Grass is CHEAPER!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2025 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

7 Save your money!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2025 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

8 Buy some Reefer!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2025 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

Burma Shave!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 26, 2025 09:32 AM (kgE5c)

17 Ghillie suits in PUBG are very effective.

https://youtu.be/Z35MAUXj9RE

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2025 09:33 AM (ExV1e)

18 Meh.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2025 09:33 AM (9Y5zL)

19 Tough to find a needle.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 26, 2025 09:33 AM (0nHVk)

20 I like it; I haven't seen that picture of Van Gogh's before. I will show it to FenSpouse. He probably has seen it, because he knows a lot about Van Gogh's work and he may be spouse's favorite artist, but he will enjoy seeing it again.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2025 09:33 AM (2GCMq)

21 It's upside down.

Posted by: m at August 26, 2025 09:33 AM (aURVT)

22 Heh. His style is so distinctive you know immediately it is a van Gogh.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 26, 2025 09:33 AM (pohLc)

23 *tee-hee*

Posted by: Spontaneous Combustion at August 26, 2025 09:33 AM (w9Wax)

24
No dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 26, 2025 09:34 AM (kkTda)

25 That's one big hairy spider in the lower left near the rocks.

Posted by: The person who hates spiders at August 26, 2025 09:34 AM (XQo4F)

26 Is this during one ear or two ears ?

Posted by: dantesed at August 26, 2025 09:34 AM (Oy/m2)

27 Good luck finding a needle in two hay stacks.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2025 09:34 AM (SVpE3)

28 A conveniently placed ladder for the children to climb to the top and jump off. Fun.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 26, 2025 09:34 AM (+PsFK)

29 The one on the right looks like George Harrison.

Posted by: muldoon- finding a Beatle in a haystack at August 26, 2025 09:35 AM (/iMjX)

30 5 STRAW!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2025 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

You can't spell WARTS without.

Posted by: m at August 26, 2025 09:35 AM (aURVT)

31 > 25 That's one big hairy spider in the lower left near the rocks.
Posted by: The person who hates spiders at August 26, 2025 09:34 AM (XQo4F)

Those rocks almost look like a precursor of cubism.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 26, 2025 09:35 AM (qpyNK)

32 SALUTE!
— cast of Hee Haw

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2025 09:35 AM (77rzZ)

33 No yellow!

Posted by: redridinghood at August 26, 2025 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

34 23 *tee-hee*
Posted by: Spontaneous Combustion at August 26, 2025 09:33 AM (w9Wax)

St. Louis? Is that you?

Posted by: m at August 26, 2025 09:35 AM (aURVT)

35 Nice background. What was he trying to paint in the foreground that went so terribly wrong that he had to cover it up with yellow paint?

Posted by: t-bird at August 26, 2025 09:35 AM (IYMzU)

36 Arrggghhh! What is it with this grade school water color stuff?
Posted by: Somewhere South ofI-80

This be not watercolor.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 26, 2025 09:35 AM (+PsFK)

37 Very nice.

Posted by: runner at August 26, 2025 09:36 AM (g47mK)

38 Haystacks too small to hide a Flakvierling 38

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2025 09:36 AM (SVpE3)

39 The first New Holland square-baler brought a new, more orderly look to the fields of Provence.

Posted by: Classic Tractor Fever at August 26, 2025 09:36 AM (G5+As)

40 Looks like giant anthills.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 26, 2025 09:36 AM (g8Ew8)

41 STELLA!!!!

https://youtu.be/Tu3HN-MmJc4

Yeah, a bit of a stretch, but close enough.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2025 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

42 Always liked Van Gogh but thought this was strange because the haystacks look odd.
Would hang though and sell for boucou bucks. Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2025 09:36 AM (rRoxM)

43 Title: Haystacks in Provence
Artist : Vincent van Gogh
Date: 1888; Arles, Bouches-du-Rhône, France
Medium: oil,canvas
Dimensions: 73 x 92.5 cm
Art Movement: Post-Impressionism
Current Location: Kröller-Müller Museum, Otterlo, Netherlands

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 26, 2025 09:37 AM (PiwSw)

44 You mean there were TWO Cousin Itts?

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2025 09:37 AM (77rzZ)

45 The maiden fair, she is stacked!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 26, 2025 09:37 AM (w9Wax)

46 > 35 Nice background. What was he trying to paint in the foreground that went so terribly wrong that he had to cover it up with yellow paint?
Posted by: t-bird at August 26, 2025 09:35 AM (IYMzU)

His favorite girlfriend/prostitute.

Died from jaundice brought on by liver failure.

Too much bad absinthe.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 26, 2025 09:37 AM (qpyNK)

47 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Golden hay! The color of the trophy I'm aiming for at today's final round of the Geezer Golf Open.
(See how I stayed within the 100 comment rule?)
Goes looking for coffee...and a few birdies.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 26, 2025 09:37 AM (2WIwB)

48 Bulg

Or Cousin Tits.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2025 09:37 AM (SVpE3)

49 I am learning quite a bit about art here. The moment I saw the image, before I scrolled down to see the artist's name, I said, "Van Gogh!"

I'm getting so I can recognize Van Gogh and Hopper's work on sight. Well, most of the time.

Some of the time.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 26, 2025 09:38 AM (omVj0)

50
25 That's one big hairy spider in the lower left near the rocks.

+++

And a WNBA dildo!

Posted by: The person who is always looking for phallic symbols at August 26, 2025 09:38 AM (XQo4F)

51 38 Haystacks too small to hide a Flakvierling 38
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2025 09:36 AM (SVpE3)

; )

Posted by: m at August 26, 2025 09:38 AM (aURVT)

52 Why did the canvas break up with the paint

It needed space.

Don't worry. Perhaps Muldoon will come along with pun-tastic humor.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2025 09:38 AM (2GCMq)

53 Wow! This is just beautiful. What a nice way to start the day.

And do you know what day it is?

What day is it?

It’s Tummy Rub Tuesday! THATS what day it is!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 26, 2025 09:38 AM (mT+6a)

54 The one on the left appears to be a little wet on top. Watch out!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2025 09:38 AM (spa8z)

55 Looks like giant anthills.

Or a close-up of a few road apples.

Posted by: t-bird at August 26, 2025 09:38 AM (IYMzU)

56 If that British guy with the metal detector on The Curse of Oak Island can find a dolly bobber. button in the Money Pit I'm fairly certain he could find a needle in a haystack.

Posted by: muldoon- at August 26, 2025 09:38 AM (/iMjX)

57 His style is so distinctive you know immediately it is a van Gogh.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 26, 2025 09:33 AM (pohLc)

I was at Musee d'Orsay on Sunday and saw a few van Goghs that were new to me. Some of his early work is interesting because it was clear he was still seeking his artistic voice (brush? Palette?).

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at August 26, 2025 09:38 AM (L5An7)

58
Proper stacking of hay is important, otherwise the heat of drying can cause spontaneous combustion.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 26, 2025 09:38 AM (kkTda)

59 Always liked Van Gogh but thought this was strange because the haystacks look odd.
Would hang though and sell for boucou bucks. Thx CBD
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Though I generally prefer realistic paintings, I've always loved van Gogh. This one is not among my favorites. Agree the haystacks are kinda off.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 26, 2025 09:38 AM (+PsFK)

60 Twin peaks!

Posted by: The person who always wants to turn it into a boob thread at August 26, 2025 09:39 AM (XQo4F)

61 My original sin was committed on top of the haystack on the left.

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at August 26, 2025 09:39 AM (bMlVe)

62 That's one big hairy spider in the lower left near the rocks.
Posted by: The person who hates spiders at August 26, 2025

***
The inspiration for the '50s SF/horror film Tarantula

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 26, 2025 09:39 AM (omVj0)

63 Art related !

"A painting that was once stolen from a Jewish arts dealer by the Nazis during World War II has been discovered in a real estate ad for a home in Argentina. (Argentinian nazis!)..Portrait of a Lady,' a portrait of Contessa Colleoni created by Vittore Ghislandi in 1743, was pictured hanging over a sofa in the real estate listing posted by Robles Casas & Campos...Portrait of a Lady' had once belonged to Dutch-Jewish collector Jacques Goudstikker, a successful art dealer in Amsterdam ....An ensuing investigation into how the portrait may have wound up at the Argentinian house ultimately led AD reporters to Friedrich Kadgien - who once served as top Nazi official Herman Goering's financial adviser. He was tasked with funding the Nazi war efforts, often through the theft of art and diamonds from Jewish dealers in the Netherlands...It turned out that the house advertised in the listing was owned by one of Kadgien's daughters."

Posted by: runner at August 26, 2025 09:39 AM (g47mK)

64 Didn't some other famous artist paint haystacks as well?

Posted by: dantesed at August 26, 2025 09:40 AM (Oy/m2)

65 There are haystacks in Provence, I repeat, haystacks in Provence.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 26, 2025 09:40 AM (Dv3i1)

66
You can't spell WARTS without.
Posted by: m at August 26, 2025 09:35 AM (aURVT)

Fun fact!

Strap-on spelled backwards is no-parts.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2025 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

67 Could be wrong here, but I've heard that making a real old-fashioned haystack was practically an art.

The outer layer would be arranged like a thatched roof, so that it shed rain water to the outside.

That kept the hay inside the stack from going moldy.

You'd put the hay in a bunch of stacks, and over the course of the winter you'd remove the outer layers so the cattle could eat the good hay inside.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 26, 2025 09:40 AM (qpyNK)

68 Didn't some other famous artist paint haystacks as well?

==

the one who painted the naked chick ?

Posted by: runner at August 26, 2025 09:40 AM (g47mK)

69 People think that a romp in the hay loft sounds like a good time, but there's nothing more dusty than hay. Except maybe corn stalks.

Posted by: Sneezy In The Grain Bin at August 26, 2025 09:40 AM (G5+As)

70 I make haystacks using:
fried chow mein noodles, peanuts, butterscotch chips, and peanut butter.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 26, 2025 09:40 AM (NpAcC)

71 I love his sunflower paintings..it felt like it was a happy time in his life before he wandered off into crazy town.

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at August 26, 2025 09:41 AM (DJ7uY)

72 >Is this during one ear or two ears ?

Posted by: dantesed
----

so you're asking, which ear-a

Thanks you've been a great crowd

Posted by: Don Black at August 26, 2025 09:41 AM (AOsQT)

73 Tara Yazdi lying on her back.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2025 09:41 AM (77rzZ)

74
It’s Tummy Rub Tuesday! THATS what day it is!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 26, 2025 09:38 AM (mT+6a)

Here and my dog is staying with my brother for a few days.

I'm not rubbing the cat. Maybe the wife will wake up in a bit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2025 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

75 Didn't some other famous artist paint haystacks as well?

But Lucien Freud's 'Haystack on an Ottoman' didn't set the art world on fire.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2025 09:42 AM (SVpE3)

76 The thing that strikes me about this scene is that the stacks seem taller than they are wide, and should collapse

Posted by: Don Black at August 26, 2025 09:42 AM (AOsQT)

77 > 69 People think that a romp in the hay loft sounds like a good time, but there's nothing more dusty than hay. Except maybe corn stalks.
Posted by: Sneezy In The Grain Bin at August 26, 2025 09:40 AM (G5+As)

It's damned prickly too. Not the most comfortable substrate for bouncy-bouncy.

Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 26, 2025 09:42 AM (qpyNK)

78 You'd put the hay in a bunch of stacks, and over the course of the winter you'd remove the outer layers so the cattle could eat the good hay inside.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

What about my hungry ass?

Posted by: Donkey Hotey at August 26, 2025 09:43 AM (G5+As)

79 Sure as hell beats a nekkid lardass on an ottoman.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 26, 2025 09:43 AM (pohLc)

80 72 >Is this during one ear or two ears ?

Posted by: dantesed
----

so you're asking, which ear-a

Thanks you've been a great crowd
Posted by: Don Black at August 26, 2025 09:41 AM (AOsQT)

Come back! You don't have to leave!

Posted by: m at August 26, 2025 09:43 AM (aURVT)

81 Inga, "roll roll roll in ze hay."

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2025 09:43 AM (SVpE3)

82 Who doesn't appreciate a nice roll in the hay?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 26, 2025 09:44 AM (dxWFK)

83 What knockers!!

Posted by: Gene Wilder at August 26, 2025 09:44 AM (XQo4F)

84
It's damned prickly too. Not the most comfortable substrate for bouncy-bouncy.

________

Just ask Jane Russell.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 26, 2025 09:44 AM (kkTda)

85 HAY-O!

Posted by: m at August 26, 2025 09:44 AM (aURVT)

86 Tara Yazdi lying on her back.
Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2025 09:41 AM (77rzZ)

She's in her mid-20s. Unless she's wearing an industrial strength bra, ain't no way they're that vertical.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2025 09:44 AM (ExV1e)

87 Haystacks ... ? Or the world's largest muffins ... ? It's the Eternal Question, and: "Enquiring Minds Want To Know" ...

Posted by: Dr_No at August 26, 2025 09:44 AM (ayRl+)

88 What do gay horses eat?

Heeeeeeeey!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 26, 2025 09:45 AM (soauW)

89 Twin peaks!
Posted by: The person who always wants to turn it into a boob thread at August 26, 2025 09:39 AM (XQo4F)

The first time my dad heard about the restaurant chain......

"Twin Peaks. Get it?" *makes boobs gesture with hands*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2025 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

90 In my youth I hauled and stacked a lot of hay. But millet hay nearly killed me. Horrible stuff.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 26, 2025 09:45 AM (pohLc)

91 That Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts...

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at August 26, 2025 09:45 AM (XQo4F)

92 I'm not rubbing the cat. Maybe the wife will wake up in a bit.
Posted by: Sponge

Awwww. Kitty kat would LOVE a belly rub from you, Sponge. Just give it a try. It’s so relaxing and sweet.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 26, 2025 09:45 AM (eCnv0)

93 Milkmaid strolling down the paved lane.

Posted by: m at August 26, 2025 09:45 AM (aURVT)

94 "Enquiring Minds Want To Know" ...
Posted by: Dr_No at August 26, 2025 09:44 AM (ayRl+)

How very British of you.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2025 09:46 AM (ExV1e)

95 ... and that's where the bodies are.

Posted by: m at August 26, 2025 09:46 AM (aURVT)

96 The big haystack is actually on ogre (you can see it's face).

It has no right ear, for some reason.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 26, 2025 09:47 AM (0sNs1)

97
Awwww. Kitty kat would LOVE a belly rub from you, Sponge. Just give it a try. It’s so relaxing and sweet.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 26, 2025 09:45 AM (eCnv0)

Cat's lucky to get the ass beating it gets from me. It LOVES to be hit. I call it satomasokitty.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2025 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)

98 You know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at August 26, 2025 09:47 AM (XQo4F)

99
Awwww. Kitty kat would LOVE a belly rub from you, Sponge. Just give it a try. It’s so relaxing and sweet.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 26, 2025 09:45 AM (eCnv0)

___________

*a few minutes later*

Ow! Ow! Where are the bandages?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 26, 2025 09:48 AM (kkTda)

100
Like finding a Nimes in a haystack.

Ok, I had to look up town names associated with Provence to find that name.

But in looking that up, it looks like that area is absolutely gorgeous.

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 26, 2025 09:48 AM (144I4)

101 Awwww. Kitty kat would LOVE a belly rub from you, Sponge. Just give it a try. It’s so relaxing and sweet.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Except when they don't like the tummy touched. In which, case steer clear or face the reckoning.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 26, 2025 09:48 AM (+PsFK)

102 Taking a while to a hundred. People must have baled on this one.

Posted by: Stacked'n' Packed Calendar at August 26, 2025 09:48 AM (G5+As)

103 That Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts...
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at August 26, 2025 09:45 AM

To much of a good thing can cause you to lose your head.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 26, 2025 09:48 AM (0sNs1)

104 Figures French haystacks are all cattywampus.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2025 09:48 AM (RIvkX)

105 If two haystacks love each other very much ....

Posted by: m at August 26, 2025 09:48 AM (aURVT)

106
*a few minutes later*

Ow! Ow! Where are the bandages?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 26, 2025 09:48 AM (kkTda)

Yet another reason I dislike cats.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2025 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)

107 One little thing I like about this painting is the figure of the woman behind the haystack. I don't know if this is a milkmaid or not, but the figure just reminds of how much backbreaking labor is involved in farming, even more so when there were no big machines to help out with haymaking.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2025 09:49 AM (2GCMq)

108 It’s another WEATHER WATCH DAY here in Seatown. Supposed to hit 82. The cooling centers are open, the libraries have free cold water bottles, the newscasters are salivating at the idea of people keeling over from the wicked heat wave.

I’m not even kidding.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 26, 2025 09:49 AM (mT+6a)

109 If two haystacks love each other very much ....
Posted by: m

Is that where hay bales come from?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 26, 2025 09:49 AM (+PsFK)

110 5 STRAW!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
-----------
Not yet the last one, but it may be peeking around the corner. They are sneaky like that.

Posted by: scampydog at August 26, 2025 09:50 AM (2bFN5)

111
It’s another WEATHER WATCH DAY here in Seatown. Supposed to hit 82. The cooling centers are open, the libraries have free cold water bottles, the newscasters are salivating at the idea of people keeling over from the wicked heat wave.

I’m not even kidding.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 26, 2025 09:49 AM (mT+6a)

________

82?

*reaches for sweatshirt*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 26, 2025 09:50 AM (kkTda)

112 I like it.... But I like all Van Gogh's...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 26, 2025 09:51 AM (VE6XX)

113
82?

*reaches for sweatshirt*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 26, 2025 09:50 AM (kkTda)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2025 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)

114 I’m not even kidding.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Wow. 82 is barely uncomfortable in the sun.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 26, 2025 09:51 AM (+PsFK)

115 It’s another WEATHER WATCH DAY here in Seatown. Supposed to hit 82. The cooling centers are open, the libraries have free cold water bottles, the newscasters are salivating at the idea of people keeling over from the wicked heat wave.

I saw the other day that one of the fastest growing products in the UK is air conditioning. The elites are horrified, of course.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 26, 2025 09:51 AM (2ocoG)

116 Roll, roll , roll in the hay - Inga

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2025 09:51 AM (rRoxM)

117 82?

*shivers*

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2025 09:51 AM (SVpE3)

118 Cats suck.

There. I said it.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2025 09:52 AM (77rzZ)

119 Wyeth painted haystacks

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2025 09:52 AM (rRoxM)

120 Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at August 26, 2025 09:41 AM (DJ7uY)

When I have been a passenger in the car with FenSpouse, I have been noticing and appreciating not only the huge sunflowers, but smaller varieties as well. Apparently there are few different types of sunflowers in that flower family.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2025 09:52 AM (2GCMq)

121 I saw the other day that one of the fastest growing products in the UK is air conditioning. The elites are horrified, of course.
Posted by: Ian S

The elites already have AC. They are horrified because the plebs will soon have it as well.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 26, 2025 09:52 AM (mT+6a)

122 107 One little thing I like about this painting is the figure of the woman behind the haystack. I don't know if this is a milkmaid or not, but the figure just reminds of how much backbreaking labor is involved in farming, even more so when there were no big machines to help out with haymaking.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2025 09:49 AM (2GCMq)

I have a guide book written in the late 1800's on farming. Fascinating. Many machines detailed, mostly made of wood. All designed to be horse drawn or man powered.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 26, 2025 09:52 AM (pohLc)

123 I saw the other day that one of the fastest growing products in the UK is air conditioning. The elites are horrified, of course.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 26, 2025 09:51 AM (2ocoG)

I stayed in a hotel in Milton Keynes once. I asked for a box fan. You'd have thought I asked for a cure for ALS.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2025 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)

124 And temperatures over 85 suck.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2025 09:53 AM (77rzZ)

125 82? Yep, fall is beginning. It feels nice.

Posted by: t-bird at August 26, 2025 09:53 AM (IYMzU)

126 So. Which one has the needle?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2025 09:53 AM (7fElN)

127 “This is ignorance and perversity masquerading as brave truth-telling."
-Rich Lowry about Tucker Carlson

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2025 09:53 AM (RIvkX)

128 When I have been a passenger in the car with FenSpouse, I have been noticing and appreciating not only the huge sunflowers, but smaller varieties as well. Apparently there are few different types of sunflowers in that flower family.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2025 09:52 AM (2GCMq)

I like sunflowers...they make me happy, for some odd reason.

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at August 26, 2025 09:53 AM (DJ7uY)

129 And temperatures over 85 suck.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2025 09:53 AM (77rzZ)

You hush.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2025 09:54 AM (Zz0t1)

130 The Provence is stacked
and that's a fact
ain't holding nothing back

Posted by: Commodores at August 26, 2025 09:54 AM (wVcYX)

131 None of them haystackers been in the military?

Posted by: Eromero at August 26, 2025 09:54 AM (jgmnb)

132 Cracker Barrel could've simply changed their name to Haystack Barrel.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2025 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)

133 @115 on X the other day a Brit posted "I love AC I'm never going back" . An American posted " now do guns"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2025 09:55 AM (rRoxM)

134 What day is it?

It’s Tummy Rub Tuesday! THATS what day it is!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 26, 2025 09:38 AM (mT+6a)
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Hexie was not available this morning for her tummy rub.

I shall have to make it up to her this afternoon.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2025 09:56 AM (7fElN)

135 Actually, anything over 72 is horrid.

Give me 50 and raining. For four months at a time. NOW we’re talking! The beach is deserted. It’s me and the seagulls and the sand and the salty sea. And my snort of bourbon.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 26, 2025 09:56 AM (mT+6a)

136 I'm never sure what to call Van Gogh's art. Impressionistic to some degree? Primitive as in not too realistic? I think of it as suggestive. The structures are detailed enough to provide a style and place. The figure is just brush strokes, enough to be recognizable but no more. But the colors make this painting for me. The yellows and golds of the haystacks and field, the blue shades of the sky all point to the time of year and conditions: warm and dry. (Make hay while the sun shines.) Another aspect I like is the way the horizon is shone and the areas of green growth. That green is also used in the window of the houses. A nice bit of continuity.

I would hang this. It's a pleasant scene.

Posted by: JTB at August 26, 2025 09:56 AM (yTvNw)

137 Not really seeing how this dude was a famous painter.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 26, 2025 09:57 AM (snZF9)

138 I saw the other day that one of the fastest growing products in the UK is air conditioning. The elites are horrified, of course.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 26, 2025 09:51 AM (2ocoG)

There was some tweet I saw the other day, possibly linked here, where some Euro was saying how their mind was blown and their life totally changed by installing a tiny AC unit in their apartment. They said that they were totally rethinking their opinion of US things.

Someone replied with "wait until you try guns".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2025 09:57 AM (ExV1e)

139 Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at August 26, 2025 09:53 AM (DJ7uY)

I agree. It's good to find things to be happy about everyday, if one possibly can do that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2025 09:57 AM (2GCMq)

140 I peed on the haystacks.

Posted by: Newbomb Turk at August 26, 2025 09:58 AM (G5+As)

141 I'm not rubbing the cat. Maybe the wife will wake up in a bit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2025 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

*thinks about how to interpret this*
*goes "hmmm"*
*leaves it at that*

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 26, 2025 09:58 AM (144I4)

142 I stayed in a hotel in Milton Keynes once. I asked for a box fan. You'd have thought I asked for a cure for ALS.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2025 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)

"Box fan" is a fairly tinny expression. -- upper class Brit

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2025 09:59 AM (ExV1e)

143 > When I have been a passenger in the car with FenSpouse, I have been noticing and appreciating not only the huge sunflowers, but smaller varieties as well. Apparently there are few different types of sunflowers in that flower family.
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My neighbor used to plant a couple rows of sunflowers (the big ones) to attract quail. He didn't hunt them, just liked the flowers and the birds.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 26, 2025 09:59 AM (Q4IgG)

144 I miss seeing Kris and her comments on works of art. I hope she is o.k.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2025 10:00 AM (2GCMq)

145 Give me 50 and raining. For four months at a time. NOW we’re talking! The beach is deserted. It’s me and the seagulls and the sand and the salty sea. And my snort of bourbon.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 26, 2025 09:56 AM (mT+6a)

And the otters. They're always there... plotting.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2025 10:00 AM (ExV1e)

146 AC is good. I still remember laying in my sweaty bed in Arkansas in July and rolling over and over trying to fucking sleep. Yeah, AC is good.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 26, 2025 10:00 AM (pohLc)

147 People think that a romp in the hay loft sounds like a good time, but there's nothing more dusty than hay. Except maybe corn stalks.
Posted by: Sneezy In The Grain Bin

Sex on the beach sounds like fun too but, in reality, having sand in your gears is particularly painful. Especially for the ladies I understand.

As for all those folks watching - that's uncomfortable as well.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 26, 2025 10:00 AM (cYBz/)

148 Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 26, 2025 09:59 AM (Q4IgG)

That's nice he did that, and the neighbors could enjoy them as well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2025 10:01 AM (2GCMq)

149 Give me 50 and raining. For four months at a time. NOW we’re talking! The beach is deserted. It’s me and the seagulls and the sand and the salty sea. And my snort of bourbon.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 26, 2025 09:56 AM (mT+6a)

Other than the bourbon, sounds miserable.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2025 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)

150 AC is good. I still remember laying in my sweaty bed in Arkansas in July and rolling over and over trying to fucking sleep. Yeah, AC is good.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 26, 2025 10:00 AM (pohLc)

My AC has 2 settings, Off, and Hoth (starwars ice planet). When my tauntaun freezes to death I know the thermostat is dialed in.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 26, 2025 10:02 AM (snZF9)

151 137 Not really seeing how this dude was a famous painter.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 26, 2025 09:57 AM (snZF9)

Van Gogh wasn’t famous in his lifetime.
It wasn’t until after his death that his paintings became famous.

Before that he was the odd artist fellow that few people could get along with.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 26, 2025 10:02 AM (6ydKt)

152 Rain for four months sounds moldy.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 26, 2025 10:03 AM (dxWFK)

153 135 ... "Actually, anything over 72 is horrid.

Give me 50 and raining. For four months at a time. NOW we’re talking! The beach is deserted. It’s me and the seagulls and the sand and the salty sea."

Nurse,
OMG, yes! I always loved the feel of the beach in autumn. The crowds are gone, the air is more redolent of wet sand and cool seaweed. Even the water takes on a different scent and movement, whether calm or stormy. Both have their charms.

Posted by: JTB at August 26, 2025 10:03 AM (yTvNw)

154 Love me some Van Gogh.

For fans of his artwork, check out the animated film Loving Vincent. Animators spend years animating his paintings for a movie that has one character investigating VG death. It's kinda neat.

Thanks for thos one CBD!

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at August 26, 2025 10:03 AM (9mdOd)

155 Narrator: But what the Duke boys didn’t know is that Sheriff Roscoe and Enos were waiting for them behind those haystacks.

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at August 26, 2025 10:03 AM (sOgr+)

156 Narrator: But what the Duke boys didn’t know is that Sheriff Roscoe and Enos were waiting for them behind those haystacks.
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at August 26, 2025 10:03 AM (sOgr+)

This would explain why the spinoff "Enos" failed miserably taking him and moving him to LA.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2025 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)

157 Some cats are fairly personable. Friendly, even. That might not be the way to bet. But, they do exist.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2025 10:05 AM (9Y5zL)

158 I'm never sure what to call Van Gogh's art.

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A commotion. Gogh Gogh get gone.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at August 26, 2025 10:05 AM (L/fGl)

159 When I have been a passenger in the car with FenSpouse, I have been noticing and appreciating not only the huge sunflowers, but smaller varieties as well. Apparently there are few different types of sunflowers in that flower family.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2025 09:52 AM (2GCMq)

The biggest ones are the Russian Sunflowers, they can be the size of dinner plates. That's where most commercial sunflower seeds (that you eat) come from. Among native wildflowers, there's a huge variety.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 26, 2025 10:05 AM (uWKK8)

160 I'm never sure what to call Van Gogh's art.

I've found "the ravings of a psychotic lunatic" works in most cases.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2025 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)

161 I stayed in a hotel in Milton Keynes once. I asked for a box fan. You'd have thought I asked for a cure for ALS.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2025 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)

"Box fan" is a fairly tinny expression. -- upper class Brit
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2025 09:59 AM (ExV1e)

"Fanny fan" then.

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 26, 2025 10:05 AM (144I4)

162
The biggest ones are the Russian Sunflowers, they can be the size of dinner plates. That's where most commercial sunflower seeds (that you eat) come from. Among native wildflowers, there's a huge variety.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 26, 2025 10:05 AM (uWKK8 )

Dove season starts next week.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2025 10:06 AM (Zz0t1)

163 You go, girl!

DNC Still Paying for Kamala’s Private Jets

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at August 26, 2025 10:06 AM (L/fGl)

164 161 "Box fan" is a fairly tinny expression. -- upper class Brit
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2025 09:59 AM (ExV1e)

"Fanny fan" then.
Posted by: haffhowershower at August 26, 2025 10:05 AM (144I4)

======

*shrugs. lifts skirt*
-unassuming British lady

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 26, 2025 10:07 AM (GBKbO)

165 I could paint like that, I just don't want to.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at August 26, 2025 10:07 AM (PiwSw)

166 Give me a warm summer evening any time. 80 is optimal for a summer evening. Perfect.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 26, 2025 10:07 AM (g8Ew8)

167 Nurse, I agree about the weather.

I know we need the Sun and all, but sunshine is incredibly overrated.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2025 10:07 AM (77rzZ)

168 I peed on the haystacks.
Posted by: Newbomb Turk at August 26, 2025 09:58 AM (G5+As)

Amateur!

Posted by: Recent Zombie Ozzy Osbourne at August 26, 2025 10:07 AM (wVcYX)

169 Sponge. Yeah!

Posted by: Ben Had at August 26, 2025 10:07 AM (dxWFK)

170 Rain for four months sounds moldy.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 26, 2025 10:03 AM (dxWFK)

Seattle was the suicide capital of the world due to the lack of vitamin D intake from there being no sun for 80% of the time.

Humans weren't meant to be there for long periods of time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2025 10:08 AM (Zz0t1)

171 My AC has 2 settings, Off, and Hoth (starwars ice planet). When my tauntaun freezes to death I know the thermostat is dialed in.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 26, 2025 10:02 AM (snZF9)

When I am in a hotel in Europe, the first thing I do is turn the thermostat to the coldest setting, and I am always... ALWAYS... disappointed.

I have been in American hotels that had AC that could get the room down to the high 50s...

I love America!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at August 26, 2025 10:08 AM (L5An7)

172 I like a gloomy, damp day in November, while in a deer stand, waiting to drop Bambi.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 26, 2025 10:08 AM (pohLc)

173 This would explain why the spinoff "Enos" failed miserably taking him and moving him to LA.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

They can't all be AfterMASH.

Posted by: TV Facts and Foibles at August 26, 2025 10:09 AM (G5+As)

174 Berserker-You might like "Terrace cafe at Night" or some title like that. I would post a link, but all I can find are images which say, "Buy a reproduction of this fine work of art now." Bah!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2025 10:09 AM (2GCMq)

175 My AC has 2 settings, Off, and Hoth (starwars ice planet). When my tauntaun freezes to death I know the thermostat is dialed in.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Fistbump!

If you can't hang meat in your living room, it's too warm.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2025 10:09 AM (Yh9jm)

176 163 You go, girl!

DNC Still Paying for Kamala’s Private Jets
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at August 26, 2025 10:06 AM (L/fGl)

As in:

Go on and go, walk out the door
Turn around now
You're not welcome anymore

Posted by: m at August 26, 2025 10:10 AM (aURVT)

177 very nice Van Gogh.

there was a Van Gogh immersive exhibit here a few years ago, it's a shame I never made it there

Posted by: kallisto at August 26, 2025 10:10 AM (dCxaZ)

178 First Human New World Screwworm Infection in U.S. Confirmed.

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Aka Hunter Biden infection.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at August 26, 2025 10:10 AM (L/fGl)

179 Cool weather for sleeping. Somewhere around 50 is nice. If it never cracked 70F or so wouldn’t bother me. When I worked outside it was cool weather that meant not chainging clothes twice a day.

The news people would say “it’s beautiful outside today!” Yeah, as you walk from the air conditioned studio to your air conditioned car and drive home to your air conditioned house. Even the 80s can be really bad for people working in it. High humidity really sucks, 90 and 90.

The desert sun at altitude hits like a hammer. On the other hand, shade actually means something. A cool breeze is like a big bowl of vanilla ice cream

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2025 10:10 AM (9Y5zL)

180 Very Mellow.

Posted by: pudinhead at August 26, 2025 10:10 AM (c711F)

181 I like a gloomy, damp day in November, while in a deer stand, waiting to drop Bambi.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 26, 2025 10:08 AM (pohLc)

I recently learned we're not allowed to cultivate and plant sunflowers in an attempt to bait dove.

But deer feeders are just fine.

Doesn't make much sense to me.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2025 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)

182 First Human New World Screwworm Infection in U.S. Confirmed.

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Aka Hunter Biden infection.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Yeah. That worm'll screw anything.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2025 10:11 AM (Yh9jm)

183 Van Gogh wasn’t famous in his lifetime.
It wasn’t until after his death that his paintings became famous.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

Didn't his brother have a lot to do with that?

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2025 10:11 AM (77rzZ)

184 Alternate title:

"Hay Boobs!"

Posted by: naturalfake at August 26, 2025 10:11 AM (iJfKG)

185 I recently learned we're not allowed to cultivate and plant sunflowers in an attempt to bait dove.

But deer feeders are just fine.

Doesn't make much sense to me.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2025 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Big Dove at August 26, 2025 10:12 AM (PiwSw)

186 I spent the weekend bush hogging on a tractor. 90 degrees, high humidity, air full of dust and pollen. Tractor has no suspension so it beats the hell outta you. Finish the day with a cold beer under the AC and sleeping in comfort is priceless.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 26, 2025 10:13 AM (pohLc)

187 Alternate title:

"Hay Boobs!"

Posted by: naturalfake at August 26, 2025 10:11 AM (iJfKG)

Bumps placed on streets to direct or slow traffic are called 'city titties.'

Haystacks in the country are 'country boobs.' Because farmer's daughters are sometimes quite stacked.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2025 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)

188 I recently learned we're not allowed to cultivate and plant sunflowers in an attempt to bait dove.

But deer feeders are just fine.

Doesn't make much sense to me.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

I should plant a small sorghum plot out in the pasture.
Put up signs:
"No dove! For cows only! Any doves found eating the sorghum will be shot!"

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2025 10:13 AM (Yh9jm)

189 I've found "the ravings of a psychotic lunatic" works in most cases.
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His self portrait sans ear radiates the crazy. I've seen it.

Posted by: pudinhead at August 26, 2025 10:13 AM (c711F)

190 recently learned we're not allowed to cultivate and plant sunflowers in an attempt to bait dove.

But deer feeders are just fine.

Doesn't make much sense to me.
Posted by: Sponge

But you're not doing it to bait doves, are you...? You just like sunflowers.

Posted by: t-bird at August 26, 2025 10:14 AM (IYMzU)

191 Dove population here dropped to zilch when they quit planting sorghum.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 26, 2025 10:14 AM (dxWFK)

192 But you're not doing it to bait doves, are you...? You just like sunflowers.
Posted by: t-bird at August 26, 2025 10:14 AM (IYMzU)

That will be my stance, yes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2025 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)

193 "No dove! For cows only! Any doves found eating the sorghum will be shot!"
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Dove breasts are pretty expensive given the cost of shotgun shells.

Posted by: pudinhead at August 26, 2025 10:15 AM (c711F)

194 I lived in the B Quad barracks at Schofield. Ancient (World War I) that had been converted from open bay to individual apartment style rooms in the 60s. They had these huge air conditioning units outside, and there was no thermostat. Everyone blocked off the registers. Not me. I must have had the full flow for the entire building. It was glorious.

We were issued Cold Weather sleeping bags, and I kept it on my bunk as a comforter. LOL

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2025 10:15 AM (9Y5zL)

195 I imagine doves are pretty good eating. The ones around here are quite plump.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2025 10:15 AM (77rzZ)

196 I miss seeing Kris and her comments on works of art. I hope she is o.k.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Me too. It's been a long time since she last commented. Would love to read her take on van Gogh.

Posted by: Tuna at August 26, 2025 10:16 AM (lJ0H4)

197 Strap-on spelled backwards is no-parts.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Filed under God works in mysterious ways. And has a sense of humor.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 26, 2025 10:16 AM (n4GiU)

198 195 I imagine doves are pretty good eating. The ones around here are quite plump.
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They are.

Posted by: pudinhead at August 26, 2025 10:16 AM (c711F)

199 195 I imagine doves are pretty good eating. The ones around here are quite plump.
Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2025 10:15 AM (77rzZ)

They are excellent.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 26, 2025 10:16 AM (pohLc)

200 MSM today; hey look a little mortgage fraud isn’t that big of a deal mmmmkay?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 26, 2025 10:16 AM (wrRTB)

201 19 Tough to find a needle.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 26, 2025 09:33 AM (0nHVk)

The sniper is using it to shoot his heroin.

27 Good luck finding a needle in two hay stacks.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2025 09:34 AM (SVpE3)

Are we sure they are haystack and not just Sydney Sweeney laying on her back?

Why do you thinknthere is only one needle?

Posted by: tankdemon at August 26, 2025 10:16 AM (R256O)

202 Another fun fact:

Every hand you shake has had a dick in it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2025 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)

203 >>Dove breasts are pretty expensive...

$20, same as in town.

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 26, 2025 10:17 AM (144I4)

204 Haystacks in the country are 'country boobs.' Because farmer's daughters are sometimes quite stacked.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Farmers daughters in France expodentially better. They don't wear underpants!

Posted by: Up To Here at August 26, 2025 10:17 AM (G5+As)

205 I did some work in Bellingham, WA for a spell. One weekend, we're in the hangar doing some inspection work and the sun broke out. Everyone left. It's also the only place I've been where there's a Starbux in the grocery store, one at each end of the shopping center complex and a couple of independent shops across the street.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 26, 2025 10:18 AM (3Ope8)

206 Donna Brazile@donnabrazile
Day 13 of Trump’s occupation of the District of Columbia. DC residents are trying to go about their lives like other American citizens. When we tackle emergencies, we do it together — by working with our civic leaders and local officials. We deserve better. #FreeDC

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We want more murders and we want them now!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at August 26, 2025 10:18 AM (L/fGl)

207 And the Oscar for the best cinematography of the year goes to...

https://tinyurl.com/mr3uvxc9

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 26, 2025 10:18 AM (8ngD2)

208
Ha ha ha! Stupid humans!

There are two haystacks!

What will you do now?

Posted by: The Needle at August 26, 2025 10:19 AM (iJfKG)

209 205 I did some work in Bellingham, WA for a spell. One weekend, we're in the hangar doing some inspection work and the sun broke out. Everyone left. It's also the only place I've been where there's a Starbux in the grocery store, one at each end of the shopping center complex and a couple of independent shops across the street.
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So, like Rhode Island and donut shoppes, rite?

Posted by: pudinhead at August 26, 2025 10:19 AM (c711F)

210 206 Donna Brazile@donnabrazile
Day 13 of Trump’s occupation of the District of Columbia. DC residents are trying to go about their lives like other American citizens. When we tackle emergencies, we do it together — by working with our civic leaders and local officials. We deserve better. #FreeDC

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We want more murders and we want them now!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at August 26, 2025 10:18 AM (L/fGl)

======

How is Donna's life being inconvenienced right now? Specifically.

I'm genuinely curious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 26, 2025 10:19 AM (GBKbO)

211 Isn’t Absinthe (wormwood extract) basically a psychodelic substance? I thought a lot of those turn of the century Artists were getting into the nutmeg, booze, toadstools and the rest of it. Figures

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2025 10:19 AM (9Y5zL)

212 Hey, there are three haystacks. One of them is trying to hide behind the one on the left, like a shy toddler tangling himself in mommy's skirt.

Still can't find the sniper, though.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 26, 2025 10:19 AM (R256O)

213 Donna Brazile@donnabrazile
Day 13 of Trump’s occupation of the District of Columbia. DC residents are trying to go about their lives like other American citizens. When we tackle emergencies, we do it together — by working with our civic leaders and local officials. We deserve better. #FreeDC

What a dumb c*nt........

DC Residents are able to get out and do their thing without fear of death or assault and the left thinks that's a BAD THING.

Just remember that........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2025 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)

214 205 I did some work in Bellingham, WA for a spell. One weekend, we're in the hangar doing some inspection work and the sun broke out. Everyone left. It's also the only place I've been where there's a Starbux in the grocery store, one at each end of the shopping center complex and a couple of independent shops across the street.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 26, 2025 10:18 AM (3Ope

=======

Watch to the end...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T1RMuoQnKo

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 26, 2025 10:20 AM (GBKbO)

215 Heffalumps!

Posted by: DaveA at August 26, 2025 10:20 AM (FhXTo)

216 Ha ha ha! Stupid humans!

There are two haystacks!

What will you do now?

Posted by: The Needle at August 26, 2025 10:19 AM (iJfKG)
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/strikes match

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 26, 2025 10:20 AM (8ngD2)

217 Wow! Pritzker yesterday tore into Trump, calling him mentally unwell and unfit for office. He called out Trump’s use of troops as pawns in his grab for power. This is how it’s done!

Great speech by Gov. Pritzker. I have been very impressed with his leadership in resistance to Krasnov. No more than today. He didn’t miss a single point and he tore Krasnov a new asshole in doing it.

Love this speech, especially, the challenge to the media to stop the both sides! Pritzker is presidential. He is exactly who we need to take the orange felon down.

Pritzker and Newsom are providing great examples of leadership for their fellow Democratic representatives. I hope that they’re listening. We need to directly and forcefully call out these fascists for who they are - kidnappers, murderers, sexual abusers, thugs, wannabe dictators.

*I* needed to hear this!! I don't give a fig about MAGAts and what they hear or don't hear. My soul needs to hear loud strong defenses of decency, humanity and democracy.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 26, 2025 10:21 AM (JCZqz)

218 High humidity really sucks, 90 and 90.
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That does t really exist though. That combo is a dew point t in the high 80s. Even south Florida doesn’t get that high. High 70s is what you’ll get in summer there which would be more like 90 and 65-70% humidity. Still awful but not 90-90 awful.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 26, 2025 10:21 AM (wrRTB)

219 There. Are. FOUR. Haystacks!

Posted by: Jean-Luc Picard at August 26, 2025 10:21 AM (PiwSw)

220

How is Donna's life being inconvenienced right now? Specifically.

I'm genuinely curious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 26, 2025 10:19 AM (GBKbO)

This is how they think......Blitzer is implying occupation with is "generic tweet."

https://is.gd/VjIokY

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2025 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)

221 Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2025 10:19 AM (9Y5zL)

wormwood treats parasites

maybe the folks got hooked on the absinthe due to getting rid of the hookworm

Posted by: kallisto at August 26, 2025 10:22 AM (dCxaZ)

222
Dang!

Every joke today...someone has already beat me to the punch.

*kicks dirt*

Posted by: naturalfake at August 26, 2025 10:22 AM (iJfKG)

223 217 *I* needed to hear this!! I don't give a fig about MAGAts and what they hear or don't hear. My soul needs to hear loud strong defenses of decency, humanity and democracy.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 26, 2025 10:21 AM (JCZqz)

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"I'm hearing rhetoric I like! We're gonna win!"
-the words of dullards

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 26, 2025 10:22 AM (GBKbO)

224 Day 13 of Trump’s occupation of the District of Columbia. DC residents are trying to go about their lives like other American citizens.

If you are not a criminal, other than the possibility that you're less likely to be affected by crime... how has your life been impacted?

This strikes me as similar to the whining that NYC people did when Giuliani cleaned up NY and they bemoaned the loss of the 'grittiness'.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2025 10:22 AM (ExV1e)

225 213 Donna Brazile@donnabrazile
Day 13 of Trump’s occupation of the District of Columbia. DC residents are trying to go about their lives like other American citizens. When we tackle emergencies, we do it together — by working with our civic leaders and local officials. We deserve better. #FreeDC
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This is Muriel Bowser's wife or husband. A whole lotta Black Lesbian Mayor.

Posted by: pudinhead at August 26, 2025 10:22 AM (c711F)

226 Seattle was the suicide capital of the world due to the lack of vitamin D intake from there being no sun for 80% of the time.

Humans weren't meant to be there for long periods of time.
Posted by: Sponge

It isn’t for the faint of heart, that’s for certain.

I don’t like being in a place where you can’t be outside during the day because it’s too damn hot.

Go to REI. Get some proper outdoor clothing. Rain is fine if you’re dressed appropriately. And it’s lovely to walk in the rain.

Bumbershoots are for fags and tourists.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 26, 2025 10:22 AM (cPLO/)

227 Isn’t Absinthe (wormwood extract) basically a psychodelic substance?

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2025 10:19 AM (9Y5zL)

I think that has been disproven.

The current thinking is that Absinthe was just really, really strong, and they were completely blotto.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at August 26, 2025 10:22 AM (L5An7)

228 90 In my youth I hauled and stacked a lot of hay. But millet hay nearly killed me. Horrible stuff.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 26, 2025 09:45 AM (pohLc)

We really do have morons skilled in darn near everything.

Posted by: m at August 26, 2025 10:23 AM (aURVT)

229 Wow! Pritzker yesterday tore into Trump, calling him mentally unwell and unfit for office. He called out Trump’s use of troops as pawns in his grab for power. This is how it’s done!

But Biden was the BEST Biden and was allowed to attack and imprison his perceived enemies because Democrat, right?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2025 10:23 AM (Zz0t1)

230 227 I think that has been disproven.

The current thinking is that Absinthe was just really, really strong, and they were completely blotto.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at August 26, 2025 10:22 AM (L5An7)

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The combination of high alcohol content drinks, a smidgen of cocaine, and syphilis must have some interesting effects.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 26, 2025 10:23 AM (GBKbO)

231 Hollaria Briden, Esq.@HollyBriden
Kenny Loggins leads a group of enthusiastic singers who are helping to free American folk hero, Kilmar Abrego Garcia.

https://is.gd/mpeMeu

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Peter, Paul, and Abrego

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at August 26, 2025 10:24 AM (L/fGl)

232 This strikes me as similar to the whining that NYC people did when Giuliani cleaned up NY and they bemoaned the loss of the 'grittiness'.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2025 10:22 AM (ExV1e)

No, they just hated Giuliani.

The real loss of the neighborhood character of NYC came with Bloomberg.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at August 26, 2025 10:24 AM (L5An7)

233 I think they figured out how to rig the votes.

Democrats used to pay lip service to crime and all sorts of things citizens care about up until the 1990s. Even crime, an important issue.

Like a light switch, all of a sudden they didn’t care about any of it.

“I don’t need your vote!!!” Biden screamed at a rank and file union member from Michigan.

I believe him.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2025 10:24 AM (9Y5zL)

234 225 213 Donna Brazile@donnabrazile
Day 13 of Trump’s occupation of the District of Columbia. DC residents are trying to go about their lives like other American citizens. When we tackle emergencies, we do it together — by working with our civic leaders and local officials. We deserve better. #FreeDC
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This is Muriel Bowser's wife or husband. A whole lotta Black Lesbian Mayor.
Posted by: pudinhead at August 26, 2025 10:22 AM (c711F)

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Dear Diary,

Day 13 of not being assaulted, mugged, or burgled in DC. We deserve better.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 26, 2025 10:24 AM (36PRH)

235 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions

I love this. You need AI to post things that dumb. *suddenly has idea...*

Posted by: t-bird at August 26, 2025 10:24 AM (IYMzU)

236 Van Goch is overrated.
There, I said it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at August 26, 2025 10:24 AM (xcxpd)

237 220 This is how they think......Blitzer is implying occupation with is "generic tweet."

https://is.gd/VjIokY
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2025 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)

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Image. Narrative formation. It's all they have.

And they just can't do it anymore to convince those not in the bubble.

Trump's approval numbers (spit) are just...not cratering.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 26, 2025 10:25 AM (GBKbO)

238 I think the problem was not the absinthe itself, but something that they put in it back in the day, that made people go crazy.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2025 10:25 AM (77rzZ)

239 Summer in Seattle is some of the best weather on the planet. Sunny but not too hot during the day. And cool evenings where you sleep with the windows open.

Of course that only lasts 2-3 months and the rest sucks. But for that 2-3 months it’s heaven.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 26, 2025 10:25 AM (wrRTB)

240 The combination of high alcohol content drinks, a smidgen of cocaine, and syphilis must have some interesting effects.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 26, 2025 10:23 AM (GBKbO)
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Thanks for the reminder. I checked my liquor cabinet and I'm completely out of syphilis.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 26, 2025 10:25 AM (8ngD2)

241
Bumbershoots are for fags and tourists.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 26, 2025 10:22 AM (cPLO/)

Wow....that looks like one big homo AIDS spreadfest.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2025 10:25 AM (Zz0t1)

242 240 Thanks for the reminder. I checked my liquor cabinet and I'm completely out of syphilis.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 26, 2025 10:25 AM (8ngD2)

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Best aged in rum barrels, not whiskey barrels.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 26, 2025 10:26 AM (GBKbO)

243 Van Goch is overrated.
There, I said it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at August 26, 2025 10:24 AM (xcxpd)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2025 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)

244 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 26, 2025 10:20 AM (GBKbO)

Ha! They're everywhere and their coffee sucks.

However, nearly every independent shop that was just a drive through had decent coffee and was staffed by coeds in bikinis or lingerie.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 26, 2025 10:26 AM (3Ope8)

245 ProTip: Gore-Tex is junk.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2025 10:26 AM (9Y5zL)

246 I think the problem was not the absinthe itself, but something that they put in it back in the day, that made people go crazy.
Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2025 10:25 AM (77rzZ)

What, me worry?

Posted by: Big Lead at August 26, 2025 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)

247 Van Goch is overrated.
There, I said it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at August 26, 2025 10:24 AM (xcxpd)
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"For they could not love you..."

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 26, 2025 10:27 AM (8ngD2)

248 Alternate title:

"Hay Boobs!"

Posted by: naturalfake at August 26, 2025 10:11 AM (iJfKG)

Bumps placed on streets to direct or slow traffic are called 'city titties.'

Haystacks in the country are 'country boobs.' Because farmer's daughters are sometimes quite stacked.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2025 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)

Farmer's Daughter? Because you asked:
https://youtu.be/H-KrQWO51hg

Posted by: Recent Zombie Brian Wilson at August 26, 2025 10:27 AM (wVcYX)

249 240 The combination of high alcohol content drinks, a smidgen of cocaine, and syphilis must have some interesting effects.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 26, 2025 10:23 AM (GBKbO)
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Thanks for the reminder. I checked my liquor cabinet and I'm completely out of syphilis.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 26, 2025 10:25 AM (8ngD2)

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It should be next to the absinthe.

Posted by: Edgar Allan Poe at August 26, 2025 10:27 AM (36PRH)

250 Donna Brazile@donnabrazile
Day 13 of Trump’s occupation of the District of Columbia. DC residents are trying to go about their lives like other American citizens. When we tackle emergencies, we do it together — by working with our civic leaders and local officials. We deserve better. #FreeDC

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We want more murders and we want them now!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Call JG Wentworth!
🎶 We want more murders and we want them now! 🎵

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2025 10:28 AM (Yh9jm)

251 It should be next to the absinthe.

Posted by: Edgar Allan Poe at August 26, 2025 10:27 AM (36PRH)
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In my house, absinthe is absent.

Intentionally so.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 26, 2025 10:29 AM (8ngD2)

252 214 205 I did some work in Bellingham, WA for a spell. One weekend, we're in the hangar doing some inspection work and the sun broke out. Everyone left. It's also the only place I've been where there's a Starbux in the grocery store, one at each end of the shopping center complex and a couple of independent shops across the street.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 26, 2025 10:18 AM (3Ope

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Watch to the end...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T1RMuoQnKo
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 26, 2025 10:20 AM (GBKbO)

Arlington, WA is pretty nice, actually.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at August 26, 2025 10:29 AM (xcxpd)

253 I had a friend in college who was related to the inventors and patent holders of gotetex. It was two guys named Gore (no nothing to do with the inventor of the internet et).

My friend was a 2nd cousin or some such but he had a piece of ownership in the company. And he’d get a quarterly dividend check of a few hundred dollars. Which was pretty much his beer money.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 26, 2025 10:30 AM (wrRTB)

254 Thanks for the reminder. I checked my liquor cabinet and I'm completely out of syphilis.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 26, 2025 10:25 AM (8ngD2)
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It should be next to the absinthe.
Posted by: Edgar Allan Poe

They taught us in school that absinthe was the only sure way to prevent STDs and pregnancy?

Posted by: Confused Moron at August 26, 2025 10:30 AM (JCZqz)

255 Van Goch is overrated.
There, I said it.
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I think its the "horses for courses" thingy.

His use of color is unrivaled. But his subject matter isn't everyone's cup of tea. I'm a big fan, but I know what Van Gogh liked to paint and what he didn't. They're not all great. But boy, the ones that are great are absolutely amazing.

Posted by: Crusader at August 26, 2025 10:30 AM (TN0g+)

256 212 Hey, there are three haystacks. One of them is trying to hide behind the one on the left, like a shy toddler tangling himself in mommy's skirt.
Posted by: tankdemon at August 26, 2025 10:19 AM (R256O)

Hay, good eye!

Posted by: m at August 26, 2025 10:31 AM (aURVT)

257 Hollaria Briden, Esq.@HollyBriden
Kenny Loggins leads a group of enthusiastic singers who are helping to free American folk hero, Kilmar Abrego Garcia.

https://is.gd/mpeMeu

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Peter, Paul, and Abrego
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at August 26, 2025 10:24 AM (L/fGl)

Loggins & Garcia

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 26, 2025 10:32 AM (144I4)

258 It's not that Seattle is rainy. Its less rainy than Boston. But it's cloudy most of the year. It does make me giddy when we get blue skies, though.

If you can deal with clouds, the year-round temperate temperature and relatively low bug count makes it a very nice place to live.

And then the Californian Progressives took over the government...and ruined everything.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at August 26, 2025 10:32 AM (xcxpd)

259 The combination of high alcohol content drinks, a smidgen of cocaine, and syphilis must have some interesting effects.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 26, 2025 10:23 AM (GBKbO)

In the cocktail world that's called a-

"Gay Sex on the Beach".

Applebee's version is state of the art.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 26, 2025 10:32 AM (iJfKG)

260 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 26, 2025 10:20 AM (GBKbO)

blast from the past

2009 seems like eons ago

Posted by: kallisto at August 26, 2025 10:33 AM (dCxaZ)

261 260 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 26, 2025 10:20 AM (GBKbO)

blast from the past

2009 seems like eons ago
Posted by: kallisto at August 26, 2025 10:33 AM (dCxaZ)

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I hadn't even met my wife yet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 26, 2025 10:33 AM (GBKbO)

262 254 They taught us in school that absinthe was the only sure way to prevent STDs and pregnancy?
Posted by: Confused Moron at August 26, 2025 10:30 AM (JCZqz)

How does that square with the old adage that absinthe makes the heart grow fonder?

Posted by: tankdemon at August 26, 2025 10:33 AM (R256O)

263 NSA Director Mike Rogers traveled to New York November 17, 2016, when a SCIF (Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility) was set up for President-elect Trump to use following the November 8, 2016, election.

The next day, November 18, 2016, the Trump Transition Team announced they were moving all transition activity to Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, New Jersey. –SEE HERE– Where they interviewed and discussed the most sensitive positions to fill. Specifically, Defense, State, CIA and ODNI.

There was a great deal of speculation at the time surrounding the visit by Director Rogers and the move from Trump Tower to New Jersey. Did Rogers tell President Trump about the political surveillance from November 2015 to April 2016? We now know the answer is no, he did not.

NSA Director Mike Rogers shut down FBI contractor access to the NSA database April 18, 2016, the very next day what happens? On April 19, 2016, Perkins Coie hires Fusion GPS Glenn Simpson to conduct research on Donald Trump.

Posted by: SMOD at August 26, 2025 10:33 AM (RHGPo)

264 Donna Brazile@donnabrazile
Day 13 of Trump’s occupation of the District of Columbia. DC residents are trying to go about their lives like other American citizens.

Agreed.

When we tackle emergencies,...

When you choose to tackle emergencies. Big difference.

Posted by: t-bird at August 26, 2025 10:33 AM (IYMzU)

265 So, where can one buy dove meat?

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2025 10:33 AM (77rzZ)

266
I hadn't even met my wife yet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 26, 2025 10:33 AM (GBKbO)

Had you even made it out of elementary school yet?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2025 10:35 AM (Zz0t1)

267 Yeah Seattle doesn’t get that much rain relative to other cities. The issue is it rains a bit a lot of days. Whereas Boston gets a lot of rain in a few days. It’ll pour in. Paying for a day or two then you get 4 or 5 days of sun. In Seattle it’s cloudy with a bit of rain 7 days in a row. That’s what makes it annoying, the constant nature of the rain.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 26, 2025 10:36 AM (wrRTB)

268 have been in American hotels that had AC that could get the room down to the high 50s...

I love America!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at August 26, 2025 10:08 AM (L5An7)

Got to hotel in San Diego last week, ac set at 59. Room was freezing.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 26, 2025 10:36 AM (n4GiU)

269 266
I hadn't even met my wife yet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 26, 2025 10:33 AM (GBKbO)

Had you even made it out of elementary school yet?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2025 10:35 AM (Zz0t1)

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What if I'd never graduated from elementary school at all?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 26, 2025 10:36 AM (GBKbO)

270 Farmer's Daughter? Because you asked:
https://youtu.be/H-KrQWO51hg
Posted by: Recent Zombie Brian Wilson at August 26, 2025 10:27 AM (wVcYX)

I'll see you and raise you one.

https://tinyurl.com/5pehpy6v

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 26, 2025 10:36 AM (144I4)

271 Chief Nerd@TheChiefNerd
[Mark] CUBAN: “When I was campaigning with Kamala, her biggest problem was her campaign would not let her sell … It was all driven by a consultant.”

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Not let her sell? She was giving it away for free!0

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at August 26, 2025 10:36 AM (L/fGl)

272
Haystacks, my ass. The one on the right is Cousin It, sans hat and eyeglasse.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at August 26, 2025 10:37 AM (YW5wb)

273 271 Chief Nerd@TheChiefNerd
[Mark] CUBAN: “When I was campaigning with Kamala, her biggest problem was her campaign would not let her sell … It was all driven by a consultant.”

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Not let her sell? She was giving it away for free!0
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at August 26, 2025 10:36 AM (L/fGl)

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A woman who can't tell her campaign consultants to shut the fuck up and let her lead is the exact kind of woman we want running the executive branch, huh?

Unironically, she is according to the left.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 26, 2025 10:37 AM (GBKbO)

274 Chief Nerd@TheChiefNerd
[Mark] CUBAN: “When I was campaigning with Kamala, her biggest problem was her campaign would not let her sell … It was all driven by a consultant.”

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Mark Cuban. Proof you don't need a brain to luck out and become a billionaire.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2025 10:37 AM (Zz0t1)

275 So, where can one buy dove meat?
Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2025 10:33 AM (77rzZ)

The grocery stores sell plenty of Dove products. Check the Candy, Ice Cream, and Soap aisles.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 26, 2025 10:37 AM (wVcYX)

276 What if I'd never graduated from elementary school at all?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Did they expel you over your love of Prometheus?

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2025 10:38 AM (77rzZ)

277
Kamala is a blithering and blabbering idiot.

It would have been immensely revealing to have heard an audio tape of her in a courtroom, mangling her case and the law.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at August 26, 2025 10:39 AM (YW5wb)

278 So, where can one buy dove meat?
Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2025 10:33 AM (77rzZ)

Dove Meat R Us

Posted by: naturalfake at August 26, 2025 10:39 AM (iJfKG)

279 This time of the year in the morning I open all the windows and turn on the attic fan. It’s in the 50s first thing in the morning. 20 mins with the attic fan and the house cools down to 68-70. Then close the windows. I have a couple of big strategically placed trees that keep the house shaded most of the day.

A/c doesn’t kick in until around 3 or 4 pm when the house temp gets to 75.

Rinse and repeat

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 26, 2025 10:39 AM (wrRTB)

280 Art

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at August 26, 2025 10:40 AM (LpH8q)

281 Looks like two boobs or fat penises. Pass. I never was a fan of Van Gogh. I think if he wasn't such a nut with a self-hurting, bloody history we would barely know his name.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2025 10:40 AM (iFTx/)

282 Good. Not Great.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at August 26, 2025 10:40 AM (6qf1m)

283 280 Art
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at August 26, 2025 10:40 AM (LpH8q)

No dog.

Posted by: m at August 26, 2025 10:41 AM (aURVT)

284 > Chief Nerd@TheChiefNerd
[Mark] CUBAN: “When I was campaigning with Kamala, her biggest problem was her campaign would not let her sell … It was all driven by a consultant.”
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It's a little late for an apology tour.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 26, 2025 10:42 AM (Q4IgG)

285 I like the one where the crows are flying over the wheat field

Posted by: Don Black at August 26, 2025 10:42 AM (AOsQT)

286 A hayfield is one place you would expect to find a dog

Posted by: Ben Had at August 26, 2025 10:42 AM (dxWFK)

287 Actually, anything over 72 is horrid.

Give me 50 and raining. For four months at a time. NOW we’re talking! The beach is deserted. It’s me and the seagulls and the sand and the salty sea. And my snort of bourbon.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 26, 2025 09:56 AM

*fistbump*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 26, 2025 10:43 AM (kgE5c)

288 Chief Nerd@TheChiefNerd
[Mark] CUBAN: “When I was campaigning with Kamala, her biggest problem was her campaign would not let her sell … It was all driven by a consultant.”

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Not let her sell? She was giving it away for free!0
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at August 26, 2025 10:36 AM (L/fGl)
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Sell what? Blowjobs? This is one of the dumbest takes out there. Cuban is a fucking idiot. I don't care how much money he has. He's an idiot.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2025 10:43 AM (iFTx/)

289 What if I'd never graduated from elementary school at all?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 26, 2025 10:36 AM (GBKbO)

I visited an alternate universe a couple of days ago.

In it, you never graduated from elementary school.

It made no difference.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 26, 2025 10:43 AM (iJfKG)

290 197 Strap-on spelled backwards is no-parts.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Filed under God works in mysterious ways. And has a sense of humor.
Posted by: From about That Time at August 26, 2025 10:16 AM (n4GiU)

Und spricht Englisch?

Posted by: m at August 26, 2025 10:43 AM (aURVT)

291 I’m honestly at a loss how the left is embracing a human trafficking ms13 gang banger. Of all the illegals to make your hero you chose THAT guy?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 26, 2025 10:44 AM (wrRTB)

292 RMBS, instructions relayed yesterday. It

Posted by: Ben Had at August 26, 2025 10:44 AM (dxWFK)

293 It was all driven by a consultant.”
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It's a little late for an apology tour.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 26, 2025 10:42 AM (Q4IgG)

Does no one remember the tales of how she was a domineering asshole to her staff and refused to listen to anybody about anything ever, so they all kept quitting?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 26, 2025 10:44 AM (TFE9n)

294 That’s what makes it annoying, the constant nature of the rain.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

That’s what makes it comforting.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 26, 2025 10:44 AM (zpJdl)

295 289 I visited an alternate universe a couple of days ago.

In it, you never graduated from elementary school.

It made no difference.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 26, 2025 10:43 AM (iJfKG)

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It's true. It's not like I ever learned to read in my elementary school.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 26, 2025 10:44 AM (GBKbO)

296 236 Van Goch is overrated.
There, I said it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo

It's true Scandis have patent on Mental Illness Art. Much better at it.

Posted by: I Like Munch A Bunch at August 26, 2025 10:44 AM (G5+As)

297 Don't you think Mark Cuban ever just wakes up and asks himself why he doubled down so long ago on untenable political positions? He's a business man--he *knows* that go the Democratic talking points don't actually work in real life. He knows that he would *destroy* someone as lazy as Kamala if he were negotiating a business deal with them.

Posted by: Crusader at August 26, 2025 10:44 AM (TN0g+)

298 286 A hayfield is one place you would expect to find a dog
Posted by: Ben Had at August 26, 2025 10:42 AM (dxWFK)

And yet ....

Posted by: m at August 26, 2025 10:44 AM (aURVT)

299 American folk hero, Kilmar Abrego Garcia.

What is the minimum number of people you can traffic to gain American folk hero status? Also, is speaking the native language a requirement or no?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 26, 2025 10:45 AM (Dv3i1)

300 Van Gogh was not a Scandi. He was Dutch.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2025 10:45 AM (77rzZ)

301
... free American folk hero, Kilmar Abrego Garcia.

All of our greatest American folk heroes beat and abused their spouses and trafficked in human beings. Why, slave dealers were beloved and honored by Democrats in days of yore, and still are -- imagine that!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at August 26, 2025 10:45 AM (YW5wb)

302 300

Posted by: m at August 26, 2025 10:45 AM (aURVT)

303 That’s what makes it annoying, the constant nature of the rain.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

That’s what makes it comforting.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 26, 2025 10:44 AM (zpJdl)

Heh. Yeah I guess everyone’s definition of annoyance/comfort is different.

I love a rainy day. But not 12 rainy days in a row. 😀

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 26, 2025 10:46 AM (wrRTB)

304 RMBS, instructions relayed yesterday. It
Posted by: Ben Had at August 26, 2025 10:44 AM

The Mom mentioned that you two connected.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 26, 2025 10:46 AM (kgE5c)

305 Also, is speaking the native language a requirement or no?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 26, 2025 10:45 AM (Dv3i1)

Nobody speaks Ugandan.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 26, 2025 10:46 AM (TFE9n)

306 281 Looks like two boobs or fat penises. Pass.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Transphobe!!!!

Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at August 26, 2025 10:47 AM (JCZqz)

307 [Mark] CUBAN: “When I was campaigning with Kamala, her biggest problem was her campaign would not let her sell … It was all driven by a consultant.”

Well, this consultant also thought having you on the campaign was a good idea. Shouldn't that have been your first clue?

Posted by: t-bird at August 26, 2025 10:47 AM (IYMzU)

308 That’s what makes it annoying, the constant nature of the rain.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

That’s what makes it comforting.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 26, 2025 10:44 AM (zpJdl)

Who'll Stop the Rain?

Posted by: CCR at August 26, 2025 10:47 AM (wVcYX)

309 278 So, where can one buy dove meat?
Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2025 10:33 AM (77rzZ)

White Pigeon Meat Market!

Posted by: Passaic, NJ at August 26, 2025 10:47 AM (G5+As)

310 I love fog. Gives everything a mystical look.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2025 10:47 AM (77rzZ)

311 Mark Cuban got lucky. He was in the right place at the right time and timed the internet bubble perfectly. Which fine good for him. But he’s not some visionary like Elon or Bezos, even though he pretends to be.

Why anyone gives a fuck what he has to say is a musty to me.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 26, 2025 10:48 AM (wrRTB)

312 311 Mark Cuban got lucky. He was in the right place at the right time and timed the internet bubble perfectly. Which fine good for him. But he’s not some visionary like Elon or Bezos, even though he pretends to be.

Why anyone gives a fuck what he has to say is a musty to me.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 26, 2025 10:48 AM (wrRTB)

"Play Musty for Me"

Posted by: m at August 26, 2025 10:48 AM (aURVT)

313 I must be hungry; these look like chicken nuggets.

Posted by: Pinky at August 26, 2025 10:49 AM (nmz6A)

314 Van Gogh was not a Scandi. He was Dutch.
Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2025 10:45 AM (77rzZ)

To tell a family secret, so was my Grandmother.

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at August 26, 2025 10:49 AM (wVcYX)

315 In 2006, Hillary Clinton wanted to outlaw flag-burning

https://tinyurl.com/bde6bhns

Posted by: Don Black at August 26, 2025 10:49 AM (AOsQT)

316 It was 45 degrees here this morning.

I had left the window in my office open. brrrr

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 26, 2025 10:49 AM (Q4IgG)

317 How is Donna's life being inconvenienced right now? Specifically.

I'm genuinely curious.

The Cloward-Piven scheme by which she believes she'll be the next Stacy Abrams is being disrupted.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 26, 2025 10:49 AM (2ocoG)

318 I love fog. Gives everything a mystical look.
Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2025 10:47 AM (77rzZ)

Not a fan.

Posted by: Adrienne Barbeau at August 26, 2025 10:50 AM (wVcYX)

319 300 Van Gogh was not a Scandi. He was Dutch.
Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2025 10:45 AM (77rzZ)

What a coincidence, so was my grandmother. (Shhh, keep it on the hush hush, it's an old family secret.)

I think the point was that the Scandis (like Munch) were better at the mental illness art than Van Gogh, not that Van Gogh was a Scandi.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 26, 2025 10:50 AM (dR8Z/)

320 What is the pile of junk in the left foreground; a car part and rocks and dried bones?

Posted by: m at August 26, 2025 10:50 AM (aURVT)

321 Katrina was 20 years ago today. Hard to believe it was that long ago. What I remember most about it is not the hurricane or the damaged it caused but the over-the-top, hateful race-baiting reaction and attacks on Bush. I mark it as the tine when the Dems and MSM pulled off her masks and went full bat-shit crazy, never even trying to hide it since then.

Posted by: Ripley at August 26, 2025 10:51 AM (GUOwU)

322 Sell what? Blowjobs? This is one of the dumbest takes out there. Cuban is a fucking idiot. I don't care how much money he has. He's an idiot.

His money has nothing to do with cleverness or anything else. He just had the right company to sell at the right time before the bubble popped.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 26, 2025 10:51 AM (2ocoG)

323 What is the pile of junk in the left foreground; a car part and rocks and dried bones?
Posted by: m at August 26, 2025 10:50 AM (aURVT)

They might be rednecks. Dutch rednecks.

Posted by: Jeff Foxworthy at August 26, 2025 10:51 AM (wVcYX)

324 Not a fan.
Posted by: Adrienne Barbeau"

Mmmm. Haystacks

Posted by: man at August 26, 2025 10:51 AM (tubbA)

325 Security researchers from Palo Alto Networks' Unit 42 have discovered the key to getting large language model (LLM) chatbots to ignore their guardrails, and it's quite simple. You just have to ensure that your prompt uses terrible grammar and is one massive run-on sentence like this one which includes all the information before any full stop which would give the guardrails a chance to kick in before the jailbreak can take effect and guide the model into providing a "toxic" or otherwise verboten response the developers had hoped would be filtered out.

Posted by: SMOD at August 26, 2025 10:52 AM (RHGPo)

326 Sunshine. blue skies,please go away . Lyrics as only the Temptations could provide

Posted by: Ben Had at August 26, 2025 10:52 AM (dxWFK)

327 I disagree with Trump on the DC thing. He got 6% of the vote there. Why is expending political capital to make the lives of the other 94% better? They want to live in a crime infested hellhole? Let them.

Same for Chicago.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 26, 2025 10:52 AM (wrRTB)

328 Posted by: man at August 26, 2025 10:51 AM (tubbA)

tubbA, tubbA, tubbA

Posted by: m at August 26, 2025 10:52 AM (aURVT)

329 Let's go, Brandon!

Western Lensman@WesternLensman
Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson: Putting people in prison is racist, unholy and doesn’t lower violent crime rates.
Please stick with this message, Democrats.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at August 26, 2025 10:53 AM (L/fGl)

330
Why anyone gives a fuck what he has to say is a musty to me.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

Play Musty for Me

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at August 26, 2025 10:53 AM (YW5wb)

331 Donna's life being inconvenienced right now? Specifically"

It's rayciss to ask, h8ter.

Posted by: man at August 26, 2025 10:53 AM (tubbA)

332 When I am in a hotel in Europe, the first thing I do is turn the thermostat to the coldest setting, and I am always... ALWAYS... disappointed.

I have been in American hotels that had AC that could get the room down to the high 50s...

I love America!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at August 26, 2025 10:08 AM (L5An7)

The few times I was in europe there wasn't any AC. Fucking primitives...

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 26, 2025 10:53 AM (snZF9)

333
Oops, sorry, m!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at August 26, 2025 10:53 AM (YW5wb)

334 Haystacks are SO easy to draw.

Posted by: GWB at August 26, 2025 10:54 AM (FTxI+)

335 If you squint your eyes you can see the face of Harambe.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 26, 2025 09:32 AM (w9Wax)

With goofy teeth sticking out. And a bad toupee.

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 26, 2025 10:54 AM (144I4)

336 I disagree with Trump on the DC thing. He got 6% of the vote there. Why is expending political capital to make the lives of the other 94% better? They want to live in a crime infested hellhole? Let them.

Because Trump actually is a patriot and really does want us to have a better capitol city than all of the Euros that are turning theirs into Islamic hellholes.

Also because nobody over the age of 5 actually believes voting totals out of blue cities anymore.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 26, 2025 10:54 AM (2ocoG)

337 326 Sunshine. blue skies,please go away . Lyrics as only the Temptations could provide
Posted by: Ben Had at August 26, 2025 10:52 AM (dxWFK)

'Cause rain drops will hide my teardrops

Posted by: m at August 26, 2025 10:55 AM (aURVT)

338 326 Sunshine. blue skies,please go away . Lyrics as only the Temptations could provide
Posted by: Ben Had at August 26, 2025 10:52 AM (dxWFK)
On the other hand, I got sunshine on a cloudy day…….

Posted by: Eromero at August 26, 2025 10:55 AM (jgmnb)

339
Nobody speaks Ugandan
Cuz food they're always demandin'
Except for Idi Amin
Look at him grin
Over a plate of Sautéed Rwandan.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 26, 2025 10:55 AM (iJfKG)

340 CUBAN: “When I was campaigning with Kamala, her biggest problem was her campaign would not let her sell … It was all driven by a consultant.”

If Kamala had tried to sell herself instead of faceless consultants she would have received 30% of the vote. She is blithering idiot and it shows every time she opens her mouth, even in scripted, controlled interviews.

Posted by: Ripley at August 26, 2025 10:55 AM (GUOwU)

341 312 311 Mark Cuban got lucky. He was in the right place at the right time and timed the internet bubble perfectly. Which fine good for him. But he’s not some visionary like Elon or Bezos, even though he pretends to be.

Why anyone gives a fuck what he has to say is a musty to me.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 26, 2025 10:48 AM (wrRTB)

"Play Musty for Me"
Posted by: m at August 26, 2025 10:48 AM (aURVT)

330
Why anyone gives a fuck what he has to say is a musty to me.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

Play Musty for Me
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at August 26, 2025 10:53 AM (YW5wb)

GO, TEAM!

Posted by: m at August 26, 2025 10:56 AM (aURVT)

342 327 I disagree with Trump on the DC thing. He got 6% of the vote there. Why is expending political capital to make the lives of the other 94% better? They want to live in a crime infested hellhole? Let them.

Same for Chicago.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 26, 2025 10:52 AM (wrRTB)

The small problem with that attitude is that Washington DC is the capital of the USA. It being a shithole is a poor reflection.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 26, 2025 10:57 AM (pohLc)

343 Nobody speaks Ugandan

The most spoken language in Uganda is English. Which makes sending Maryland Wife Beater there hilarious.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 26, 2025 10:57 AM (2ocoG)

344 327 I disagree with Trump on the DC thing. He got 6% of the vote there. Why is expending political capital to make the lives of the other 94% better? They want to live in a crime infested hellhole? Let them.
____

It's the US capital, it belongs to citizens of the US. The locals have proven over and over again that they mismanage it, and it's a disgrace. It's past time to take it away from them and show them how it is supposed to be run.

Chicago is a different story.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 26, 2025 10:57 AM (Dv3i1)

345 Mark Cuban got lucky. He was in the right place at the right time and timed the internet bubble perfectly. Which fine good for him. But he’s not some visionary like Elon or Bezos, even though he pretends to be.
---
Watch just 10 episodes of Shark Tank.

He is absolutely not in any way, shape or form a businessman.
He is the stupidest, least knowledgeable, least useful, and worst "shark."
Any deal he offers the contestant will destroy the business.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 26, 2025 10:57 AM (T4D6/)

346 A black woman who commits mortgage fraud and is fired for doing so is actually a victim of racism.
- msm

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 26, 2025 10:57 AM (wrRTB)

347 335 If you squint your eyes you can see the face of Harambe.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 26, 2025 09:32 AM (w9Wax)

With goofy teeth sticking out. And a bad toupee.
Posted by: haffhowershower at August 26, 2025 10:54 AM (144I4)

"chomp chomp"

Posted by: m at August 26, 2025 10:57 AM (aURVT)

348 Running slaves is evil unless you're a Yankee.

Posted by: pudinhead at August 26, 2025 10:58 AM (c711F)

349 The most spoken language in Uganda is English. Which makes sending Maryland Wife Beater there hilarious.
____

Even funnier when you realize he doesn't speak the language here either.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 26, 2025 10:58 AM (Dv3i1)

350 Stay musty, my friends

Posted by: Don Black at August 26, 2025 10:58 AM (AOsQT)

351 Also because nobody over the age of 5 actually believes voting totals out of blue cities anymore.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 26, 2025 10:54 AM (2ocoG)

It's a great leverage play, i think. Sure, you're solving a problem that needs solving. But you're doing it in the most visible way possible, in a place that "belongs" to every American.

And the majority of the people you are tangibly helping belong to the enemy's owned and paid for voting bloc. Get word out through the streets that Donald Trump Cares About Black People, and suddenly it's gonna get a lot harder and a lot more expensive to maintain a lock on big city electorates.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 26, 2025 10:59 AM (TFE9n)

352 I watched a documentary on Barry Gordy and MoTown last night. I thoroughly enjoyed reviewing a meaningful slice of my youth. Good times.

Posted by: pudinhead at August 26, 2025 11:00 AM (c711F)

353 DC should be split up. Take the part where the monuments and White House and capitol building are and make that DC. Then everything else goes back to Maryland.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 26, 2025 11:00 AM (wrRTB)

354 Raindrops
On my shoulders
makes me happy

Posted by: Pacific Coast John Denver at August 26, 2025 11:00 AM (wVcYX)

355 346 A black woman who commits mortgage fraud and is fired for doing so is actually a victim of racism.
- msm
____

Hiw many people have mortgages on two primary residences, and how many of those are govt. officials?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 26, 2025 11:00 AM (Dv3i1)

356
Breitbart --

LUTNICK: WITHOUT 600K CHINESE STUDENTS, 15% OF SCHOOLS WILL ‘GO OUT OF BUSINESS

Too effing bad. Academics scrounging for spare change at street intersections would be the first outdoor job for so many of them. Embrace nature!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at August 26, 2025 11:00 AM (YW5wb)

357 348 Running slaves is evil unless you're a Yankee.
Posted by: pudinhead at August 26, 2025 10:58 AM (c711F)
You just committed a truth. Have a drink on me.

Posted by: Eromero at August 26, 2025 11:01 AM (jgmnb)

358 Also because nobody over the age of 5 actually believes voting totals out of blue cities anymore.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 26, 2025 10:54 AM (2ocoG)

So Trump actually won DC but fraud made him lose it? Bro come on.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 26, 2025 11:01 AM (wrRTB)

359 Even funnier when you realize he doesn't speak the language here either.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 26, 2025 10:58 AM (Dv3i1)

14 years here and the stupid son of a bitch speaks no English. Sure was interested in assimilation. Just a thug here to do evil.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 26, 2025 11:01 AM (pohLc)

360 353 DC should be split up. Take the part where the monuments and White House and capitol building are and make that DC. Then everything else goes back to Maryland.
-------------
Yep. Problem solved and at a lower cost per strumpet.

Posted by: pudinhead at August 26, 2025 11:01 AM (c711F)

361 A black woman who commits mortgage fraud and is fired for doing so is actually a victim of racism.
- msm
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

An American folk hero.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at August 26, 2025 11:02 AM (L/fGl)

362 U nas yest' NOOD.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2025 11:02 AM (77rzZ)

363 353 DC should be split up. Take the part where the monuments and White House and capitol building are and make that DC. Then everything else goes back to Maryland.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 26, 2025 11:00 AM (wrRTB)
Virginia may have something to say about that.

Posted by: Eromero at August 26, 2025 11:03 AM (jgmnb)

364 Sunshine is falling on my head
And just like the guy whose feet are too big for his bed
Nothing seems to fit

Posted by: Texan BJ Thomas at August 26, 2025 11:03 AM (wVcYX)

365 Virginia may have something to say about that.
___

Don't do it Maryland, it's a trap!

Posted by: Virginia at August 26, 2025 11:04 AM (Dv3i1)

366 >LUTNICK: WITHOUT 600K CHINESE STUDENTS, 15% OF SCHOOLS WILL ‘GO OUT OF BUSINESS
----

I don't see the problem

Posted by: Don Black at August 26, 2025 11:04 AM (AOsQT)

367 Virginia may have something to say about that.
Posted by: Eromero

I though VA got back its contribution to DC in the 1800s.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 26, 2025 11:05 AM (wrRTB)

368 Und spricht Englisch?
Posted by: m

Yes. Clearly God's language, open to additions from every other.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 26, 2025 11:05 AM (n4GiU)

369 The Patriot Oasis™@ThePatriotOasis
JUST IN: AXIOS co-founder Mike Allen claims that the FBI raid on John Bolton's home made Donald Trump Republicans[MAGA] "Uncomfortable"

-
Well, I did nearly piss myself laughing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at August 26, 2025 11:06 AM (L/fGl)

370 LUTNICK: WITHOUT 600K CHINESE STUDENTS, 15% OF SCHOOLS WILL ‘GO OUT OF BUSINESS

—

It moved.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 26, 2025 11:06 AM (wrRTB)

371 And the majority of the people you are tangibly helping belong to the enemy's owned and paid for voting bloc. Get word out through the streets that Donald Trump Cares About Black People, and suddenly it's gonna get a lot harder and a lot more expensive to maintain a lock on big city electorates.

Yup. Trump has already blown historic holes in the Dems' control of blacks (with some assistance from the rapidly increasing number of black men who've had bad experiences with woke feminism). Why would he not try to expand on that?

Posted by: Ian S. at August 26, 2025 11:33 AM (2ocoG)

372 methinks this person suffered migraines.

Posted by: cmeat at August 26, 2025 03:23 PM (LgQ89)

373 Hays for Horses Straws Cheaper and Grass is for Asses. Just a old slogan used to use

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at August 26, 2025 06:03 PM (wGqjj)

374 A first for me seeing. Thanks.

Van Gogh's Haystacks in Provence was not featured in the immersive experience I attended a few years ago.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 26, 2025 08:05 PM (NFX2v)

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