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Biden Spokesman Ian Sams Insited to the Public That Biden Was Healthy and Mentally Sharp.
Then He Admited He Had Only Interacted With Biden Twice in Two Years.

This absolute scumbag and liar.

Even though Sams only met with Joe Biden twice, according to Comer, Sams was one of the loudest voices on outlets like MSNBC, saying Biden was "fit." Comer said Sams would try to counter what Special Counsel Robert Hur said about Joe Biden, for example.

"Robert Hur spent more time with Joe Biden than Ian Sams," Comer said. Indeed, Comer said he, Comer, interacted more with Joe Biden.

He said Sams didn't have a good memory of those two interactions, which made him think they were short. So how could he say anything about Joe Biden's fitness? Comer called Sams' two interactions "shocking."

Comer said there were "very few people" who were around Biden toward the end when most of the pardons were signed.


"It raises serious concerns and serious questions about who was calling shots at the White House," Comer explained.

"If the White House spokesperson was being shielded from the president of the United States, who was operating the Oval Office?"

This scumbag will certainly not admit to any suspicions about why this "fit" man was being hidden even from senior staff.

Apparently he gave interviews to Congress previously, insisting Biden was "at the top of his game." But he didn't disclose he had only seen Biden twice, in a "limited capacity."

c Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
🚨 BREAKING: Top Biden comms operative Ian Sams just testified before the House on Joe Biden's mental decline and CONTRADICTED the other interviews.

Sams only interacted with Biden *2 TIMES* - but constantly said how he knows Biden is mentally "at the top of his game."

"2 times. The ENTIRE time he worked in the White House. That's astonishing!" Rep. Comer said

"This was a huge interview and I think it contradicts EVERYTHING that the former Biden people are saying with respect to the president's mental fitness."

That seems like a lie to Congress.


Ian Sams looks like this, because of course he does. How could he look any other way?

iansams.jpg

I was just noticing: Biden really has been completely disappeared, hasn't he? He's always been a Basement Dweller, but he tried to insert himself back into the national conversation a couple of months ago before Democrats chased him back to his basement.

I hope he's still cogent enough to feel the pain of the scorn and contempt America, and especially Democrats, have for him.

Posted by: Ace at 03:20 PM




Comments

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1 THE BLADE IS FIRST AGAIN

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 03:21 PM (iFTx/)

2 JESUS GUYS, THIS IS TOO EASY

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 03:22 PM (iFTx/)

3 FIRST!!!!!


Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)

4 Ode to The Gallows Pole

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)

5 omg I read the content.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 22, 2025 03:22 PM (6eO0F)

6 Ian Sams looks like this, because of course he does. How could he look any other way?

"minor attracted person"?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 22, 2025 03:22 PM (ULPxl)

7
Paint him green and toss him at a WNBA game.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 22, 2025 03:22 PM (abjhs)

8 Ian Sams looks like the top end of a ruptured condom.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 22, 2025 03:23 PM (YnIVK)

9 Ian Sams looks like this, because of course he does. How could he look any other way?

are we sure this is not AI generated image? Check his hands

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2025 03:23 PM (dCxaZ)

10 Why do all Democrats look like the police should be checking their crawlspaces?

Posted by: toby928 at August 22, 2025 03:23 PM (jc0TO)

11 Does the left thrive on being their stereotype?

The Borg have more individuality than leftists.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 22, 2025 03:23 PM (tT6L1)

12 Ian Sams looks like a thumb cosplaying a penis. Or a penis cosplaying a thumb. Or a thumb-penis mutation.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 03:23 PM (iFTx/)

13 Paint him green and toss him at a WNBA game.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 22, 2025 03:22 PM (abjhs)


LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at August 22, 2025 03:24 PM (VE6XX)

14 Well, at least he doesn't have to wear a skin cap to be a dick.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)

15 I was just noticing: Biden really has been completely disappeared, hasn't he? He's always been a Basement Dweller, but he tried to insert himself back into the national conversation a couple of months ago before Democrats chased him back to his basement.
----
At this point, I suspect even the drugs they've been juicing him with for the past few years no longer have any effect. Or last only a few minutes at best.

The next time we see FJB may be at his state funeral.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 22, 2025 03:24 PM (IBQGV)

16 The most embarrassing part about that despicable, eminently forgettable pResident was when he went overseas and beclowned himself in front of the WORLD

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2025 03:24 PM (dCxaZ)

17 I think that 'insited' is a reasonable word...in this case.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 22, 2025 03:24 PM (XeU6L)

18 Why do all Democrats look like the police should be checking their crawlspaces?
Posted by: toby928 at August 22, 2025 03:23 PM (jc0TO)
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Heh.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 22, 2025 03:24 PM (tT6L1)

19
Does the left thrive on being their stereotype?

________

They and NeverTrumps come from a warehouse.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 22, 2025 03:24 PM (abjhs)

20 Jack Poso@JackPosobiec

BREAKING: Tennessee judge releases illegal immigrant Kilmar Abrego Garcia from jail, he's returning to Maryland

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 22, 2025 03:25 PM (TGPs7)

21 >>> 15 I was just noticing: Biden really has been completely disappeared, hasn't he? He's always been a Basement Dweller, but he tried to insert himself back into the national conversation a couple of months ago before Democrats chased him back to his basement.
----
At this point, I suspect even the drugs they've been juicing him with for the past few years no longer have any effect. Or last only a few minutes at best.

The next time we see FJB may be at his state funeral.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 22, 2025 03:24 PM (IBQGV)

Odds DOCTOR Jill will wear black?

How about for red?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 22, 2025 03:25 PM (ULPxl)

22 Does the left thrive on being their stereotype?

The Borg have more individuality than leftists.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 22, 2025 03:23 PM (tT6L1)
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Even the Borg have better sense than to assimilate the Left.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 22, 2025 03:25 PM (IBQGV)

23 I bet doctors have a hell of a time testing him for a hernia.

"Doctor...that's my throat."

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 22, 2025 03:25 PM (YnIVK)

24 Joe is OK...... Just the other day I had a conversation with Joe about Worm Holes, Black Holes, Time/Space Displacement, Hypersonic Physics and Travel to Pluto in the next 5 years........





NOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson at August 22, 2025 03:25 PM (1sBXy)

25 Jack Poso@JackPosobiec

BREAKING: Tennessee judge releases illegal immigrant Kilmar Abrego Garcia from jail, he's returning to Maryland
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 22, 2025 03:25 PM (TGPs7)
___________

I told ya they shoulda let this scumbag rot in South America

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 03:26 PM (iFTx/)

26 Biden Spokesman Ian Sams Insited to the Public That Biden Was Healthy and Mentally Sharp.
Then He Admited He Had Only Interacted With Biden Twice in Two Years.

—Ace
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But at least he didn't steal ladies luggage at the airport!

Posted by: The Bar at August 22, 2025 03:26 PM (krQz2)

27 I was just noticing: Biden really has been completely disappeared, hasn't he?
-------

Busy with the railroad to India. I suspect that Hunter has been appointed to the Board.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 22, 2025 03:26 PM (XeU6L)

28 I wonder if I can get a flight to a non extradition country or if they put me on a no fly list already.

Posted by: John Boltons inner monologue at August 22, 2025 03:26 PM (BXR7h)

29
Can we not move forward? Isn't it time to put the past behind us? Aren't there more pressing issues facing us now?

Posted by: 2028 Dem Presidential Answer Card Item #2 at August 22, 2025 03:26 PM (6eO0F)

30 >>Why do all Democrats look like the police should be checking their crawlspaces?

Says the guy with the free candy van.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2025 03:26 PM (viF8m)

31 Remember the borg assimilating the swedish chef meme

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at August 22, 2025 03:26 PM (bXbFr)

32 Now they can pick up Garcia on immigration charges and get rid of him.

Posted by: runner at August 22, 2025 03:26 PM (g47mK)

33 ""Ian Sams looks like this, because of course he does. How could he look any other way?""


Yup, he got the whole "penis with eyes" thing going on.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 22, 2025 03:27 PM (snZF9)

34
I told ya they shoulda let this scumbag rot in South America
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 03:26 PM (iFTx/)



And he is laughing his ass off right now.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)

35 "He's always been a Basement Dweller, but he tried to insert himself back into the national conversation a couple of months ago before Democrats chased him back to his basement."

Maybe he is kept in that fake Oval Office they had set up? (or some WH room?). Jill may be acting as his Dominatrix, now that he is out of the public's view. Tight leather and fishnet stockings ... nothing very new for her.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 22, 2025 03:27 PM (vbXSk)

36 "Well, Kamala only blew me twice when I knew she was very good and fit at her 'job'"

-- Willie Brown

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 03:27 PM (iFTx/)

37 Paint him green and toss him at a WNBA game.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 22, 2025 03:22 PM (abjhs)

That's a felony in some jurisdictions. Throw him at some cyclists instead!

Posted by: mishdog at August 22, 2025 03:27 PM (HwNd5)

38 "I was just noticing: Biden really has been completely disappeared, hasn't he? He's always been a Basement Dweller, but he tried to insert himself back into the national conversation a couple of months ago before Democrats chased him back to his basement."

And Hachette Publishing advanced Biden $10 million to 'write' his book so he (and Hunter!) stay disappeared.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 22, 2025 03:27 PM (loZDR)

39 Does the left thrive on being their stereotype?
---
They can't help it. It's ideological paralysis.

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2025 03:27 PM (krQz2)

40 25 Jack Poso@JackPosobiec

BREAKING: Tennessee judge releases illegal immigrant Kilmar Abrego Garcia from jail, he's returning to Maryland
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 22, 2025 03:25 PM (TGPs7)
___________

I told ya they shoulda let this scumbag rot in South America
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 03:26 PM (iFTx/)

========

They really should have.

Le sigh.

And still, 200,000 or so more have been deported forcibly by the DHS since the whole frakkas around Garcia started.

And, there's a non-zero chance that DHS just deports him now anyway.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 03:27 PM (GBKbO)

41 But at least he didn't steal ladies luggage at the airport!
Posted by: The Bar at August 22, 2025 03:26 PM (krQz2)
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No, he probably tried for some luggage which had been in contact with testosterone.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 22, 2025 03:27 PM (tT6L1)

42 He looks exactly as I expected him to look.

Posted by: Life of Wryly at August 22, 2025 03:27 PM (ycs3a)

43 Emma Sams and I are the same age.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 22, 2025 03:27 PM (MMp6W)

44 GIMP!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 22, 2025 03:27 PM (Hy48P)

45 Ian Sams looks like this, because of course he does. How could he look any other way?

------

Well, as my old First Sergeant would've said, "Now there's a face that knows what sh!t on a d!ck tastes like."

Posted by: Grayman27 at August 22, 2025 03:27 PM (pgwxJ)

46 I really do not think Ian Sams should wear white turtleneck sweaters.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 22, 2025 03:27 PM (YnIVK)

47 The next time we see FJB may be at his state funeral.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 22, 2025 03:24 PM (IBQGV)


And the dems will want all the fancy crap for the funeral while the media makes him out to be the greatest evah.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2025 03:27 PM (2WIwB)

48 "How could he look any other way?"

Well, I'm guessing he often has a dick in his mouth.

And probably wearing a fedora.

Posted by: Wally at August 22, 2025 03:28 PM (7CamO)

49
The next time we see FJB may be at his state funeral.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

============

What, not at his book signing?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 22, 2025 03:28 PM (6eO0F)

50 I told ya they shoulda let this scumbag rot in South America
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 03:26 PM (iFTx/)


And he is laughing his ass off right now.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)
____

Yup, and so will the commie media. It was a stupid stunt to bring him back here. Just infuriating.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 03:28 PM (iFTx/)

51 Ian Sams invented penis-flavored Chap Stick.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 22, 2025 03:28 PM (YnIVK)

52 He looks like a stuffed animal from some failed kid's movie that ends up in the bottom of a bin at Ollie's.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at August 22, 2025 03:28 PM (k9OZB)

53 Why does every Supposedly Biological Male that worked for Biden ......................

Always a Little Snibbling Gay-Looking creature that looks like the kid we all picked On/Beat Up in Grade School ????

Posted by: Jackson at August 22, 2025 03:28 PM (1sBXy)

54 In one chris buckley tale a thinly disguised biden is so focused on the trappings of the office he gpss on s telenovela

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at August 22, 2025 03:28 PM (bXbFr)

55 He looks like a penis

Posted by: It's me donna at August 22, 2025 03:29 PM (VE6XX)

56 Emma Sams and I are the same age.
Posted by: Oglebay at August 22, 2025 03:27 PM (MMp6W)




Mmmmmmm.....she was on my short list as a yute.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

57 What happened to Biden's Stage 4 cancer? Did he cure it?

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at August 22, 2025 03:29 PM (DJ7uY)

58 omg I read the content.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 22, 2025 03:22 PM (6eO0F)
---------------

Eye bleach for Blonde Morticia, stat!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 22, 2025 03:29 PM (tT6L1)

59 With a busty latina as first lady

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at August 22, 2025 03:29 PM (bXbFr)

60 That Minneapolis mayoral election is now a flaming-skull event IMO.

Posted by: gKWVE at August 22, 2025 03:29 PM (gKWVE)

61 *cough*

Posted by: Ozymandias at August 22, 2025 03:29 PM (Riz8t)

62
Ian Sams

Man or Ostrich? you decide!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 22, 2025 03:30 PM (iJfKG)

63 Well, as my old First Sergeant would've said, "Now there's a face that knows what sh!t on a d!ck tastes like."
Posted by: Grayman27 at August 22, 2025 03:27 PM (pgwxJ)


Top???!!!
Is that you???

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2025 03:30 PM (2WIwB)

64 55 He looks like a penis
Posted by: It's me donna at August


his lips look like they are rarely parted from one

Posted by: gKWVE at August 22, 2025 03:30 PM (gKWVE)

65
He looks like a penis
Posted by: It's me donna at August 22, 2025 03:29 PM (VE6XX)

_________

But he doesn't have one.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 22, 2025 03:30 PM (abjhs)

66 She replaced pamela sue martin who was more the girl next door on the series

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at August 22, 2025 03:30 PM (bXbFr)

67 60 That Minneapolis mayoral election is now a flaming-skull event IMO.
Posted by: gKWVE at August 22, 2025 03:29 PM (gKWVE)

======

I'm just hoping that old school white Democrats in the city are calling ICE on Somali illegal immigrants.

It would entertain me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 03:30 PM (GBKbO)

68 Whoops.

THE BLADE IS FIRST AGAIN

*cough*

Posted by: Ozymandias at August 22, 2025 03:30 PM (Riz8t)

69 Speaking of Biden, how is that fake prostate cancer coming along?

Posted by: wth at August 22, 2025 03:31 PM (UjdFS)

70 Is that really Sams or did Ace cut and paste the picture of twink from the dictionary?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 22, 2025 03:31 PM (7leMO)

71 68 Whoops.

THE BLADE IS FIRST AGAIN

*cough*
Posted by: Ozymandias at August 22, 2025 03:30 PM (Riz8t)


Obviously has too much time on his hands...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 22, 2025 03:31 PM (VE6XX)

72 Is that really Sams or did Ace cut and paste the picture of twink from the dictionary?
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 22, 2025 03:31 PM (7leMO)

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Probably one in the same.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 22, 2025 03:32 PM (tT6L1)

73
Still to be revealed are the locations of graves for aides who Biden ran to death owing to his extreme vigor while President.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 22, 2025 03:32 PM (Tv15w)

74 Sams looks like he owns several sets of footie pajamas.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 22, 2025 03:32 PM (Mmf4/)

75 It's like a penis that craved other penises came to life and stared unblinking into your soul looking for little children.

Posted by: ... at August 22, 2025 03:32 PM (2fC87)

76 That seems like a lie to Congress.
---
I'm hoping that can stick.

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2025 03:32 PM (krQz2)

77 I was just noticing: Biden really has been completely disappeared, hasn't he? "

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Instead of the cross, an albatross around my neck was hung

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 22, 2025 03:32 PM (NtVYv)

78
omg I read the content.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 22, 2025 03:22 PM (6eO0F)
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Eye bleach for Blonde Morticia, stat!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

===============

Never mind the eye bleach -- I think I need to be sent back to Ace Boot Camp. Reading the content instead of blasting for First, smdh.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 22, 2025 03:32 PM (6eO0F)

79 Old man Brandon may well sniff his last girl during Trump's term. If it happens, he should make sure all the Bidens are seated at the back of the room for the state funeral, and the front row is 100% people named Trump.

And then give the Marines little plastic cap guns for the salute.

Treat Bidens with every bit of the respect and deference they deserve.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 22, 2025 03:33 PM (BI5O2)

80 >>Yup, and so will the commie media. It was a stupid stunt to bring him back here. Just infuriating.

What do you suppose the odds are ICE will grab him again?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2025 03:33 PM (viF8m)

81 >>> 74 Sams looks like he owns several sets of footie pajamas.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 22, 2025 03:32 PM (Mmf4/)

And lots of hot cocoa in the pantry, complete with those tiny little marshmallows.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 22, 2025 03:33 PM (ULPxl)

82 I was just noticing: Biden really has been completely disappeared, hasn't he?
......

Third aneurysm's the charm.

Posted by: wth at August 22, 2025 03:33 PM (UjdFS)

83
That Minneapolis mayoral election is now a flaming-skull event IMO.
Posted by: gKWVE at August 22, 2025 03:29 PM (gKWVE)

________

Just another example that Democrats can't run elections, so they rig them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 22, 2025 03:33 PM (abjhs)

84
What do you suppose the odds are ICE will grab him again?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2025 03:33 PM (viF8m)

I'm thinking pretty good...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 22, 2025 03:33 PM (VE6XX)

85 Best Biden ever!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 22, 2025 03:33 PM (63Dwl)

86 At this point, I suspect even the drugs they've been juicing him with for the past few years no longer have any effect.

He doesn't need them now.

He has nowhere to go, nowhere to "speak" in front of an audience, no place to appear even slightly coherent.

DOCTOR Jill and the rest of his White Trash Climber family give no shits that he's sitting in a puddle of his excrement all day long, begging Mommy for more ice cream, while his illegal immigrant Nanny is ignoring him. She's too busy posting content to her OF

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2025 03:34 PM (dCxaZ)

87 >>>Apparently he gave interviews to Congress previously, insisting Biden was "at the top of his game." But he didn't disclose he had only seen Biden twice, in a "limited capacity."


"Apparently" is carrying some weight, there! Was he previously under oath? If not, then this looks like a case of loyalty. Until forced out of that by being under oath.

Posted by: m at August 22, 2025 03:34 PM (aURVT)

88 He looks like a penis
Posted by: It's me donna at August 22, 2025 03:29 PM (VE6XX)
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Yeah! Yeah!
Dude looks like a penis!

Posted by: Steven Tyler at August 22, 2025 03:34 PM (krQz2)

89 1 THE BLADE IS FIRST AGAIN
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 03:21 PM (iFTx/)

Try to nab the 100 slot!

Posted by: m at August 22, 2025 03:34 PM (aURVT)

90 >>I'm thinking pretty good...

Yea, me too.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2025 03:34 PM (viF8m)

91 Why? Because they should be checking their crawlspaces. John Gacy was a big Democrat fundraiser.

Ian has the classic Backpfeifengesicht which translates to “punchable face”.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 22, 2025 03:34 PM (tJ+Xw)

92 Yet another scrotum head.

Posted by: steevy at August 22, 2025 03:35 PM (YwEeS)

93 66 She replaced pamela sue martin who was more the girl next door on the series
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at August 22, 2025 03:30 PM (bXbFr)

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Also lovely.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 22, 2025 03:35 PM (MMp6W)

94 ---
Yeah! Yeah!
Dude looks like a penis!
Posted by: Steven Tyler at August 22, 2025 03:34 PM (krQz2)




too damn funny

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

95 Yup, and so will the commie media. It was a stupid stunt to bring him back here. Just infuriating.

What do you suppose the odds are ICE will grab him again?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2025 03:33 PM (viF8m)
________

No idea. If the judge let him out, I assume that means the judge didn't think there were grounds to deport him, or else he would have just been deported (again). What an own-goal with this creep.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 03:35 PM (iFTx/)

96 I think the 'controversy' is hilarious because Biden's brain was obviously fried during the 2020 election season and was one of the real reason for keeping the Kun-Flu Freakout in high gear...

Kung-Flu was to miraculously go away after the steal, but...

Those authoritarian thugs could not give up power so they kept it going for a few years more.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 22, 2025 03:35 PM (/lPRQ)

97
It's just like JFK. All that touch football and "vigah" crap while the guy was usually flat on his back and doped up by Dr. Feel-good.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 22, 2025 03:36 PM (abjhs)

98
No idea. If the judge let him out, I assume that means the judge didn't think there were grounds to deport him, or else he would have just been deported (again). What an own-goal with this creep.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 03:35 PM (iFTx/)



Seems sometimes the only justice is vigilante.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

99 100

Posted by: m at August 22, 2025 03:36 PM (aURVT)

100 Ian Sams looks like this, because of course he does. How could he look any other way?

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Almost straight (SWIDT?) out of the Shitty Streets of San Fransicko.

/I just got a great idea for a new #Woke Fake & Gay TV series reboot ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2028: Fighting Fire With Gasoline! at August 22, 2025 03:36 PM (jrHCz)

101 It's the race to 100!

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 22, 2025 03:36 PM (Mmf4/)

102 It's like the Dad from Alf had sex with a smug gay volleyball.

Posted by: ... at August 22, 2025 03:36 PM (2fC87)

103 Emma Sams > Ian Sams

Posted by: Dark Litigator at August 22, 2025 03:36 PM (KAi1n)

104 No idea. If the judge let him out, I assume that means the judge didn't think there were grounds to deport him, or else he would have just been deported (again). What an own-goal with this creep.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 03:35 PM (iFTx/)


Seems sometimes the only justice is vigilante.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)
________

Fine with me. This piece of shit deserves it.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 03:36 PM (iFTx/)

105 one of my AWFL coworkers got SO MAD at me when I chuckled one time at teh Bidet's stuttering stumbling appearances. I said something really anodyne and harmless, like :the Old Fook is losing it, and she damn near came at me with a pair of office scissors.

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2025 03:36 PM (dCxaZ)

106 95 No idea. If the judge let him out, I assume that means the judge didn't think there were grounds to deport him, or else he would have just been deported (again). What an own-goal with this creep.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 03:35 PM (iFTx/)

======

Released on the criminal charges while a legal, unchallenged deportation order is still outstanding.

He just can't go to El Salvador. He can go to South Sudan instead.

I hope ICE just does it. Make the creep disappear.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 03:36 PM (GBKbO)

107 Jeeeeeeez....... Even my Pet Chihuahua figured out a long time ago that Biden's Clue Bag was Empty and Kamala was babbling idiot that was extremely mentally defective....

IQ Range ("ratio IQ") IQ Classification
140 and above Very superior (TRUMP)
120–139 Superior (Vance)
110–119 High average
90–109 Normal or average
80–89 Low average (Gov. NeScum)
70–79 Borderline defective (BIDEN & 90% of Democrat Party)

69 and below Mentally defective (HARRIS)

Posted by: Jackson at August 22, 2025 03:36 PM (1sBXy)

108 Meanwhile: no murders in DC for a week. Overall crime rate collapses. When can we amend the Constitution so Mamdani can be our next President?

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at August 22, 2025 03:36 PM (Da7Vv)

109 He does give off creepy vibes....

Posted by: It's me donna at August 22, 2025 03:36 PM (VE6XX)

110 It's like the Dad from Alf had sex with a smug gay volleyball.
Posted by: ... at August 22, 2025 03:36 PM (2fC87)



Poor Wilson.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

111 The guy looks like he could benefit from my Penis Beautifying Cream™.

Posted by: Steve Martin, SNL at August 22, 2025 03:37 PM (vRoTw)

112 Will Biden beat Bubba to Satan's front door?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 22, 2025 03:37 PM (ZnPqv)

113
BREAKING: Tennessee judge releases illegal immigrant Kilmar Abrego Garcia from jail, he's returning to Maryland
Posted by: Mister Ghost
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U.S. District Judge Waverly Crenshaw Jr.

Any guesses as to who appointed him?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 22, 2025 03:37 PM (XeU6L)

114 I could have been first but I was driving my Lamborgeni.

Posted by: fd at August 22, 2025 03:37 PM (vFG9F)

115 106 one of my AWFL coworkers got SO MAD at me when I chuckled one time at teh Bidet's stuttering stumbling appearances. I said something really anodyne and harmless, like :the Old Fook is losing it, and she damn near came at me with a pair of office scissors.
Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2025 03:36 PM (dCxaZ)

Yikes!

Posted by: m at August 22, 2025 03:37 PM (aURVT)

116 Posted by: It's me donna at August 22, 2025 03:36 PM (VE6XX)


That's quite the link you have in your nick there.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

117 >>> 107 95 No idea. If the judge let him out, I assume that means the judge didn't think there were grounds to deport him, or else he would have just been deported (again). What an own-goal with this creep.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 03:35 PM (iFTx/)

======

Released on the criminal charges while a legal, unchallenged deportation order is still outstanding.

He just can't go to El Salvador. He can go to South Sudan instead.

I hope ICE just does it. Make the creep disappear.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 03:36 PM (GBKbO)

"He fell out of the plane. Ooops!" -- ICE, hopefully

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 22, 2025 03:37 PM (ULPxl)

118 U.S. District Judge Waverly Crenshaw Jr.

Any guesses as to who appointed him?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 22, 2025 03:37 PM (XeU6L)

Obrak Barama ?

Posted by: runner at August 22, 2025 03:37 PM (g47mK)

119 She was nancy drew before that

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at August 22, 2025 03:37 PM (bXbFr)

120 He looks like a neck that has phantom limb syndrome.

Posted by: ... at August 22, 2025 03:37 PM (2fC87)

121 The release of Kilmar Abrego Garcia has me very angry. Trump needs to do something, quickly, to get this guy back in custody (and preferably out of the country). This shouldn't be a surprise, as they should have known some judge would do it once they (foolishly, in my opinion) brought him back.

So, either Trump and his team are absolute retards, or they expected this and have a plan. If it's the latter, I hope he executes it soon.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 22, 2025 03:38 PM (ycI94)

122 Like I said before, Boasberg looks like some dude drew a Christopher Lloyd's face on the tip of his dick.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 22, 2025 03:38 PM (BI5O2)

123 I think the 'controversy' is hilarious because Biden's brain was obviously fried during the 2020 election season and was one of the real reason for keeping the Kun-Flu Freakout in high gear...


Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 22, 2025 03:35 PM (/lPRQ)
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Are you honestly saying you didn't know the thing?

Joe Biden knew that he didn't have to fill it in, because people listening to him knew the thing.

Do you have to be walked through everything?

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2025 03:38 PM (krQz2)

124 117 "He fell out of the plane. Ooops!" -- ICE, hopefully
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 22, 2025 03:37 PM (ULPxl)

=======

"The bottom of the plane opened up, and oops, he fell into the sea. Only him. The bottom of the plane fixed itself right back up."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 03:38 PM (GBKbO)

125 Will Biden beat Bubba to Satan's front door?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 22, 2025 03:37 PM (ZnPqv)

Don't care, as long as they get there.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 22, 2025 03:38 PM (snZF9)

126 A memory from the mid 70s

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at August 22, 2025 03:38 PM (bXbFr)

127 63 Well, as my old First Sergeant would've said, "Now there's a face that knows what sh!t on a d!ck tastes like."
Posted by: Grayman27
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Top???!!!
Is that you???
Posted by: Diogenes

I'm good friends witht the president of the Army NCO Association, I need to ask him if thet put the students in formation and make them practice saying that.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 22, 2025 03:38 PM (QVmho)

128 117 Posted by: It's me donna at August 22, 2025 03:36 PM (VE6XX)


That's quite the link you have in your nick there.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)


I was just assigned it... Does it mean something ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 22, 2025 03:38 PM (VE6XX)

129 The White Trash Presidency, V2.0

The Clinton Clown Car was V1.0

Posted by: D. Monic at August 22, 2025 03:39 PM (2sMLA)

130 Joe Biden - Basement Dweller...

Hmm.

I wonder if he's become a CHUD yet?

Or a Morlock!

That would be cool!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 22, 2025 03:39 PM (iJfKG)

131
Waverly Crenshaw Jr

_________

One of those hard-boiled Bowery names.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 22, 2025 03:39 PM (abjhs)

132 Goofballs are a Bidens best friend.

Posted by: wth at August 22, 2025 03:39 PM (UjdFS)

133 Will Biden beat Bubba to Satan's front door?

Won't that be determined by which one of them offers the DOJ evidence on Hillary?

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at August 22, 2025 03:39 PM (Da7Vv)

134 So, either Trump and his team are absolute retards, or they expected this and have a plan. If it's the latter, I hope he executes it soon.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 22, 2025 03:38 PM (ycI94)

I'm pretty sure they got a plan.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 22, 2025 03:39 PM (snZF9)

135 I hope he's still cogent enough to feel the pain of the scorn and contempt America, and especially Democrats, have for him.
___

He's getting a steady diet of ice cream cones and kids to sniff. An illegal comes in to wipe his butt when necessary.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 22, 2025 03:39 PM (Dv3i1)

136 Will Biden beat Bubba to Satan's front door?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 22, 2025 03:37 PM (ZnPqv)

Don't care, as long as they get there.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

No front door. Just a gaping pit.

Posted by: D. Monic at August 22, 2025 03:40 PM (2sMLA)

137 "We told Garcia it was a bad idea to go swimming...in a straight jacket...with a divers weight belt...blindfolded...but he just wouldn't listen to us!"

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 22, 2025 03:40 PM (Mmf4/)

138 >>No idea. If the judge let him out, I assume that means the judge didn't think there were grounds to deport him, or else he would have just been deported (again). What an own-goal with this creep.

>>The July order, which also requires the government to provide 72 hours' notice if it intends to deport Abrego Garcia to a third country, is "narrowly tailored" to allow the Trump administration to initiate "lawful immigration proceedings upon Abrego Garcia's return to Maryland."

https://tinyurl.com/277ywy6a

I think it was Noem but maybe Bondi who said when the corrupt courts were forcing this bullshit that Garcia would never be allowed to stay in the US even if the courts made them bring him back on a technicality.

Trump has been battling these dirtbags pretending to be judges on illegals since day 1 and while there have been some temporary setbacks he always wins in the end. I'm ok with making this piece of garbage the face of the Democrat Party a bit longer. One way or another he's not staying in the US.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2025 03:40 PM (viF8m)

139 134 So, either Trump and his team are absolute retards, or they expected this and have a plan. If it's the latter, I hope he executes it soon.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 22, 2025 03:38 PM (ycI94)

I'm pretty sure they got a plan.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 22, 2025 03:39 PM (snZF9)

======

Garcia's deportation order is still valid and unchallenged. The problem was his asylum claim against sending him back to El Salvador, his home country.

It is accepted practice to send such cases to third party countries with agreements with the US to accept them.

Like South Sudan.

ICE will pick him up, I suspect, and have him on a plane out of the country within the day. We'll see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 03:41 PM (GBKbO)

140
I was just assigned it... Does it mean something ?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 22, 2025 03:38 PM (VE6XX)



Not the hash, you seem to have something posted in the URL space in your info. It has the copy of a comment, it seems.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

141 He had beem arrested in kentucky in 2022

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at August 22, 2025 03:41 PM (bXbFr)

142
I Am Sam > Ian Sams

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 22, 2025 03:41 PM (6eO0F)

143 At least Ian Sams talked to Joe Biden, even in passing, which is more than Putin ever did.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 22, 2025 03:41 PM (lNKY9)

144 Ugh.

My Blood pressure is through the roof. Has been for awhile. No organ damage, but I feel kinda shitty and need to get it under control. Finally admitting that and getting an appointment to address is hard. I just want to live long enough to know my future grandchildren.

Ugh. I hate the medical industry and big pharma and crap so much, it’s put my health at risk because I don’t want to deal with them.

Just address my hypertension. That’s it. Gain my trust by NOT getting into everything else.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 22, 2025 03:42 PM (W2Pud)

145 U.S. District Judge Waverly Crenshaw Jr.

Any guesses as to who appointed him?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 22, 2025 03:37 PM (XeU6L)

Obrak Barama ?
Posted by: runner
--------

We have a winner!
[hands runner an AoSHQ token]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 22, 2025 03:42 PM (XeU6L)

146 *Checks imdb.com*

Yep, I was right. This is the actor credited with being pushed through that hole in the wall in the women's shower in "Porky's".

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 22, 2025 03:42 PM (M0V4/)

147 >Yeah! Yeah!
Dude looks like a penis!

Posted by: Steven Tyler at August 22, 2025 03:34 PM (krQz2)

Methinks Mr. Sams is quite acquainted with sipping penis.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 22, 2025 03:42 PM (GTqXr)

148 "He fell out of the plane. Ooops!" -- ICE, hopefully
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 22, 2025 03:37 PM (ULPxl)



"As God as my witness, I thought illegal alien human trafficking wife beaters could fly."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

149 Odd that he was a spokesman and only interacted with him twice.

He fully knew. Everyone knew.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 22, 2025 03:42 PM (zZu0s)

150 142
I Am Sam > Ian Sams
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 22, 2025 03:41 PM (6eO0F)

I Yam What I Yam > I Am Sam > Ian Sams

Posted by: m at August 22, 2025 03:42 PM (aURVT)

151 I see Australia is considering a tax on "extra bedrooms".

The argument being if you have fewer people then bedrooms the government should tax you to force you into a smaller dwelling, ideally a "small high rise apartment" (aka a tenement).

And remember ALL their population group is coming from immigrants - so if they do this they'll be forcing Heritage Aussies out of their homes to give them to 3rd worlders...

But remember The Great Replacement Theory is a racist hoax...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 22, 2025 03:43 PM (sKqQm)

152 This likely works for fat women too...

Concerned Citizen@BGatesIsaPsycho

“Polyester is the new birth control”

“75% of dogs wearing Polyester in this study couldn’t get pregnant”

“Polyester creates an electrostatic field”

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 22, 2025 03:43 PM (TGPs7)

153 {{{nurse}}}

You're expected in TX in just under 8 weeks, missy!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 22, 2025 03:43 PM (ULPxl)

154 I feel sorry for Bubba Clinton because he knows he screwed up big after marrying the wicked witch of west and now says F**k it and chases Big Breasted Babes that do not have the face that looks it was on fire and put out with a screwdriver.

If my dog had a face like Hillary, I would shave it's ass and teach it to walk backwards type of Fugly !!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson at August 22, 2025 03:43 PM (1sBXy)

155 So, either Trump and his team are absolute retards, or they expected this and have a plan. If it's the latter, I hope he executes it soon.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 22, 2025 03:38 PM (ycI94)

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Don't think it's just a matter of "having a plan".

Because regardless of who they go after, a DC judge and an DC jury has to convict, unless they can change the venue somehow.

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2025 03:43 PM (krQz2)

156 Posted by: nurse ratched at August 22, 2025 03:42 PM (W2Pud)

Will say a prayer nurse. Take care of yo self please.

Posted by: ... at August 22, 2025 03:43 PM (2fC87)

157 I was just noticing: Biden really has been completely disappeared, hasn't he?

---------------

[He's been sighted walking around recently, Ace:

https://is.gd/qhfySu

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2028: Fighting Fire With Gasoline! at August 22, 2025 03:44 PM (4MIMf)

158 Like melakon and john gill

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at August 22, 2025 03:44 PM (bXbFr)

159 I see they are releasing Epstein papers to Congress

Posted by: It's me donna at August 22, 2025 03:44 PM (VE6XX)

160 Ugh. I hate the medical industry and big pharma and crap so much, it’s put my health at risk because I don’t want to deal with them.

Just address my hypertension. That’s it. Gain my trust by NOT getting into everything else.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 22, 2025 03:42 PM (W2Pud)



Get some exercise. Eat fruits and salads with your proteins. Take care of yourself.

We need you here.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

161 155 Don't think it's just a matter of "having a plan".

Because regardless of who they go after, a DC judge and an DC jury has to convict, unless they can change the venue somehow.
Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2025 03:43 PM (krQz2)

======

Garcia's criminal conviction is far less important than his deportation.

According to what JackStraw posted, ICE will have 72 hours from the release before they can pick him up.

And then he's out. He's a high profile case. There's going to be a squad on him the entire 72 hours tracking him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 03:44 PM (GBKbO)

162 >And remember ALL their population group is coming from immigrants - so if they do this they'll be forcing Heritage Aussies out of their homes to give them to 3rd worlders...

But remember The Great Replacement Theory is a racist hoax...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 22, 2025 03:43 PM (sKqQm)

What's Arabic for 'Oi!'

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 22, 2025 03:44 PM (GTqXr)

163 Biden shows up next in a Captain Pike Wheel Chair.....

Posted by: Jackson at August 22, 2025 03:45 PM (1sBXy)

164 What's Arabic for 'Oi!'

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 22, 2025 03:44 PM (GTqXr)

Wullahi

Posted by: moki at August 22, 2025 03:45 PM (wLjpr)

165 157 I was just noticing: Biden really has been completely disappeared, hasn't he?

---------------

[He's been sighted walking around recently, Ace:

https://is.gd/qhfySu
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2028: Fighting Fire With Gasoline! at August 22, 2025 03:44 PM (4MIMf)

*golf clap*

Posted by: m at August 22, 2025 03:45 PM (aURVT)

166 I looked up this Ian Sams twank. Shockingly, he's not gay. I'll say it again: not gay. He married an actual woman.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 03:45 PM (iFTx/)

167 Will Biden beat Bubba to Satan's front door?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 22, 2025 03:37 PM (ZnPqv)
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500 trillion quatloos on that happening.

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2025 03:46 PM (krQz2)

168 Take slope head to big games, wonder what the crowds would have to say?

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at August 22, 2025 03:46 PM (suPT8)

169 He has the Big Liberal Eyeglasses
he shaved his pate to resemble a penis

it's like a uniform for these people

seriously he looks like a penis with a face

Posted by: Don Black at August 22, 2025 03:46 PM (AOsQT)

170 I looked up this Ian Sams twank. Shockingly, he's not gay. I'll say it again: not gay. He married an actual woman.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 03:45 PM (iFTx/)



Front.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

171 Why do they all look like Penises?

Other than "You are what you eat".

Posted by: XTC at August 22, 2025 03:46 PM (UnA8+)

172 Ugh. I hate the medical industry and big pharma and crap so much, it’s put my health at risk because I don’t want to deal with them.

Just address my hypertension. That’s it. Gain my trust by NOT getting into everything else.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 22, 2025 03:42 PM (W2Pud)


Yeah I hate BP drugs but I take them and they have made a big difference.. As a Nurse you know what you need to do... Prayers for you

Posted by: It's me donna at August 22, 2025 03:46 PM (VE6XX)

173 I looked up this Ian Sams twank. Shockingly, he's not gay. I'll say it again: not gay. He married an actual woman.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 03:45 PM (iFTx/)

Sure he didn't marry a trans...?

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 22, 2025 03:46 PM (Mmf4/)

174 Ugh. I hate the medical industry and big pharma and crap so much, it’s put my health at risk because I don’t want to deal with them.

Just address my hypertension. That’s it. Gain my trust by NOT getting into everything else.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 22, 2025 03:42 PM (W2Pud)

Yeah thats a piss off. You want one thing dealt with and the next thing you know they want you to see a fleet of doctors for all different shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 22, 2025 03:47 PM (snZF9)

175 He looks like that guy who worked for Adam Carolla. Had cancer?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 22, 2025 03:47 PM (zZu0s)

176 140
I was just assigned it... Does it mean something ?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 22, 2025 03:38 PM (VE6XX)


Not the hash, you seem to have something posted in the URL space in your info. It has the copy of a comment, it seems.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

So, Donna, just above the Comments box, you can just delete the loooooooooong URL from the URL field. Keep your name in the Name box!

Posted by: m at August 22, 2025 03:47 PM (aURVT)

177 Ian Sams really only "discussed" any kind of agenda ONCE since the first meeting was simply, "Congratulations on your appointment, Ian."

ONE F***ing meeting.

If a nuke took out DC while Biden was "President", the nation would've been better served because the Republic of States might've been able to function without the tumor of the DC politburo working through the national sinews.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 22, 2025 03:47 PM (gLikB)

178
He just can't go to El Salvador. He can go to South Sudan instead.

I hope ICE just does it. Make the creep disappear.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

=============

I would REALLY like to know how those criminal dumpees are faring in South Sudan. Are they forming a little expat community? Continuing their lives of crime? Trying to learn the local language? Begging for sustenance? What a setup for an awesome movie of some sort -- an escape plot, a crime heist, with bad people all oooooover the place and beautiful, statuesque African women. I'm so shallow, but I can't help seeing some things that way.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 22, 2025 03:47 PM (6eO0F)

179 166 I looked up this Ian Sams twank. Shockingly, he's not gay. I'll say it again: not gay. He married an actual woman.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 03:45 PM (iFTx/)

That doesn't mean anything.

Posted by: XTC at August 22, 2025 03:47 PM (UnA8+)

180 I see Australia is considering a tax on "extra bedrooms".

The argument being if you have fewer people then bedrooms the government should tax you to force you into a smaller dwelling, ideally a "small high rise apartment" (aka a tenement).

And remember ALL their population group is coming from immigrants - so if they do this they'll be forcing Heritage Aussies out of their homes to give them to 3rd worlders...

But remember The Great Replacement Theory is a racist hoax...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 22, 2025 03:43 PM


It's a man cave.

Posted by: toby928 at August 22, 2025 03:47 PM (jc0TO)

181 I looked up this Ian Sams twank. Shockingly, he's not gay. I'll say it again: not gay. He married an actual woman.

She's taller then him and has a bad case of manface.

10 years ago I'd just note that not everyone can be a looker but now it does give one pause...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 22, 2025 03:47 PM (sKqQm)

182 >>> 169 He has the Big Liberal Eyeglasses
he shaved his pate to resemble a penis

it's like a uniform for these people

seriously he looks like a penis with a face
Posted by: Don Black at August 22, 2025 03:46 PM (AOsQT)

*sings*

Penis with a face..

Posted by: Billy Idol at August 22, 2025 03:47 PM (ULPxl)

183 unless they come up with someone who says they paid for a pardon, all this is going nowhere

and the SCOTUS is never going to get into invalidating pardons

they will just mumble something about the 25th amendment and "you shoulda used it"

the bottom line is the GOP sucks at this kinda shit.

I thought Trey was horrible but Comer and Sleeves

OMG

Posted by: nsirchov at August 22, 2025 03:47 PM (us2H3)

184 I see Australia is considering a tax on "extra bedrooms".

The argument being if you have fewer people then bedrooms the government should tax you to force you into a smaller dwelling, ideally a "small high rise apartment" (aka a tenement).

And remember ALL their population group is coming from immigrants - so if they do this they'll be forcing Heritage Aussies out of their homes to give them to 3rd worlders...

But remember The Great Replacement Theory is a racist hoax...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 22, 2025 03:43 PM (sKqQm)
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Good thing I live in a 1-bedroom house that has a library and an office.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 22, 2025 03:48 PM (IBQGV)

185 Methinks Mr. Sams is quite acquainted with sipping penis.
Posted by: Heavy Meta
.......

Looks more like a chugger.

Posted by: wth at August 22, 2025 03:48 PM (UjdFS)

186 >Sure he didn't marry a trans...?

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 22, 2025 03:46 PM (Mmf4/)

Meh, probably a fag hag/beard.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 22, 2025 03:48 PM (GTqXr)

187 Biden: They only hate me because I did such a good job. They're jealous. Not a good job, the best job - ever!

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 22, 2025 03:48 PM (gDhA9)

188 Well , to be fair he looks a little like the Trump spokesman. Stephen Miller, but more smiiley.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 22, 2025 03:48 PM (OqhY3)

189 These kinds of lies and deceptions require a complicit MSM and a stonewall of indifference from the Dems in the House and Senate.

Posted by: mrp at August 22, 2025 03:48 PM (rj6Yv)

190 So, Donna, just above the Comments box, you can just delete the loooooooooong URL from the URL field. Keep your name in the Name box!
Posted by: m at August 22, 2025 03:47 PM (aURVT)

I removed it and it banned me... Got back in obviously

Posted by: It's me donna at August 22, 2025 03:48 PM (VE6XX)

191 Interesting... Newsome making a Trade Agreement with Denmark...

So now States can do Foreign Policy?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 22, 2025 03:48 PM (mP0Kj)

192 My Blood pressure is through the roof. Has been for awhile. No organ damage, but I feel kinda shitty and need to get it under control. Finally admitting that and getting an appointment to address is hard. I just want to live long enough to know my future grandchildren.

Ugh. I hate the medical industry and big pharma and crap so much, it’s put my health at risk because I don’t want to deal with them.

Just address my hypertension. That’s it. Gain my trust by NOT getting into everything else.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 22, 2025 03:42 PM (W2Pud)

You of all people !

Get on it !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 22, 2025 03:48 PM (NtVYv)

193 Will Biden beat Bubba to Satan's front door?

Simultaneously like three stooges.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 22, 2025 03:48 PM (rll/6)

194 Ian Sams head looks like an eraser at the end of a pencil.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 22, 2025 03:48 PM (gDhA9)

195 500 trillion quatloos on that happening.
Posted by: Axeman
_________

How much is that in Ace bucks?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 22, 2025 03:48 PM (XvL8K)

196 Ian Sams looks like this, because of course he does. How could he look any other way?


He looks like a fine, very masculine, man.

Posted by: David French at August 22, 2025 03:49 PM (sAmhv)

197 >> Ian Sams looks like this, because of course he does. How could he look any other way?

Like a pale, bald, flaccid, bespectacled penis.

Amirite?

Posted by: Vengeance at August 22, 2025 03:49 PM (yHNFN)

198 I hope you get better soon, nurse.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 22, 2025 03:49 PM (Mmf4/)

199 I know there are probably guys in here who shave their skulls bare

why

Posted by: Don Black at August 22, 2025 03:49 PM (AOsQT)

200 That Ian Sams fellow .....

Turtle turtle.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 22, 2025 03:49 PM (2J/Lj)

201 200

Posted by: m at August 22, 2025 03:50 PM (aURVT)

202 Dude Looks Like a Lady>>dude looks like a penis

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 22, 2025 03:50 PM (ZnPqv)

203 SAM

Sam to ass missile

Posted by: nsirchov at August 22, 2025 03:50 PM (us2H3)

204
I see they are releasing Epstein papers to Congress
Posted by: It's me donna

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I'm not keeping up, did Congress demand or subpoena them?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 22, 2025 03:50 PM (6eO0F)

205 I looked up this Ian Sams twank. Shockingly, he's not gay. I'll say it again: not gay. He married an actual woman.
Posted by: Elric
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So is Admiral 'Rachel' Levine.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 22, 2025 03:50 PM (XeU6L)

206 I removed it and it banned me... Got back in obviously
Posted by: It's me donna at August 22, 2025 03:48 PM (VE6XX)

You got rid of it completely? Like totally blank - zero characters - and it banned you?

Posted by: ... at August 22, 2025 03:50 PM (2fC87)

207 190 So, Donna, just above the Comments box, you can just delete the loooooooooong URL from the URL field. Keep your name in the Name box!
Posted by: m at August 22, 2025 03:47 PM (aURVT)

I removed it and it banned me... Got back in obviously
Posted by: It's me donna at August 22, 2025 03:48 PM (VE6XX)

Huh! Oh, well; it's not hurting anything. It's just funny.

Posted by: m at August 22, 2025 03:50 PM (aURVT)

208
I'm not keeping up, did Congress demand or subpoena them?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 22, 2025 03:50 PM (6eO0F)

Not sure

Posted by: It's me donna at August 22, 2025 03:50 PM (VE6XX)

209 500 trillion quatloos on that happening.
Posted by: Axeman
_________

How much is that in Ace bucks?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 22, 2025 03:48 PM (XvL8K)
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Got a slide rule handy?

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2025 03:50 PM (krQz2)

210 Ian Sams is the main event in the "Everything Wrong with This Picture" showcase.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 22, 2025 03:50 PM (Mmf4/)

211 >How much is that in Ace bucks?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 22, 2025 03:48 PM (XvL8K)

A five dollar Monopoly bill, 2 paperclips and a ball of pocket lint.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 22, 2025 03:51 PM (GTqXr)

212 I see Australia is considering a tax on "extra bedrooms".

This nonsense almost never works. England had a "window tax" long ago, and people just bricked up their windows to avoid the tax. In the Balkans where I was, many homes had a window upstairs unfinished...that meant the home was "unfinished" and still under construction, so the tax rate was lower. The windows just never go finished.

In Australia, I assume people will find some loophole. In the US, you could remove closets so rooms are no longer technically "bedrooms", for example. Then, either put them back in when selling, or a new trend starts where we end up like much of Europe, with no closets, and instead, furniture like wardrobes.

Posted by: Military Moron at August 22, 2025 03:51 PM (ycI94)

213
“75% of dogs wearing Polyester in this study couldn’t get pregnant”

“Polyester creates an electrostatic field”
Posted by: Mister Ghost


I call BS on this. Only male dogs would wear the 70s polyester leisure suits for dogs and, of course, they cannot become pregnant.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 22, 2025 03:52 PM (Tv15w)

214 I see Australia is considering a tax on "extra bedrooms".
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Would they accept "I sleep in all of them."?

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2025 03:52 PM (krQz2)

215 How much is that in Ace bucks?
$20, same as in town

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 22, 2025 03:53 PM (ZnPqv)

216 >>The windows just never go finished.

Microsofts entire business plan in a nutshell.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2025 03:53 PM (viF8m)

217 I removed it and it banned me... Got back in obviously
Posted by: It's me donna at August 22, 2025 03:48 PM (VE6XX)

It's her password?

SHE IS THE KWISATCH HADARACH!!!

Odd artifact of pixyland.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 22, 2025 03:53 PM (zZu0s)

218 Also, good for you nurse, for confronting it

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 22, 2025 03:53 PM (NtVYv)

219 Nurse, I'm so sorry about the HBP. Medication helps, but be prepared for an adjustment phase, which isn't pleasant. Hugs to you

Posted by: moki at August 22, 2025 03:53 PM (wLjpr)

220 The release of Kilmar Abrego Garcia has me very angry. Trump needs to do something, quickly, to get this guy back in custody (and preferably out of the country). This shouldn't be a surprise, as they should have known some judge would do it once they (foolishly, in my opinion) brought him back.

So, either Trump and his team are absolute retards, or they expected this and have a plan. If it's the latter, I hope he executes it soon.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 22, 2025 03:38 PM (ycI94)

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Make Extraordinary Rendition Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2028: Fighting Fire With Gasoline! at August 22, 2025 03:53 PM (1L3FQ)

221 I have been surprised at how much deference doctors show for their patients' opinions. That is based on my 92-year old mom, so maybe they just think if you are 92 you might know what you are doing.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 22, 2025 03:53 PM (MMp6W)

222 The entire Biden presidency needs to be re-imagined as libs would say.
Reverse every law, mandate, mention or existence of any initiative Biden or his handlers implemented. No law passed during his term is valid without current approval.
Remove him and all of his records as rubbish.
His historic portrait should be him laying under an umbrella on the beach. Alone.

Posted by: DanMan at August 22, 2025 03:53 PM (8uzBS)

223 I know there are probably guys in here who shave their skulls bare

why
Posted by: Don Black at August 22, 2025 03:49 PM (AOsQT)

To embrace the male pattern baldness!

Seriously, I've been close shaven so long I doubt I could grow a full head of hair now if I wanted to.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 22, 2025 03:53 PM (Mmf4/)

224 Liars gonna lie

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 22, 2025 03:55 PM (xcxpd)

225
And remember ALL their population group is coming from immigrants - so if they do this they'll be forcing Heritage Aussies out of their homes to give them to 3rd worlders...

Posted by: 18-1

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There was living space for thirteen families in this one house, comrade!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 22, 2025 03:55 PM (6eO0F)

226 Rolling Stone@RollingStone
The FBI targets former Trump official John Bolton because he made the president mad.

-
Well, I'm glad we got that straight.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 22, 2025 03:55 PM (ofs3k)

227 >>> know there are probably guys in here who shave their skulls bare

why
Posted by: Don Black at August 22, 2025 03:49 PM (AOsQT)

To embrace the male pattern baldness!

Seriously, I've been close shaven so long I doubt I could grow a full head of hair now if I wanted to.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 22, 2025 03:53 PM (Mmf4/)

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And to avoid looking like Art Garfunkel.

Posted by: Turn 2 at August 22, 2025 03:55 PM (VIQ/1)

228 I know there are probably guys in here who shave their skulls bare

why
Posted by: Don Black at August 22, 2025 03:49 PM (AOsQT)

To embrace the male pattern baldness!

Seriously, I've been close shaven so long I doubt I could grow a full head of hair now if I wanted to.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 22, 2025 03:53 PM (Mmf4/)
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Yep. Pretty much the same here. Why pay $15-$20 for a haircut when the barber will just trim the fringe in about 5 minutes?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 22, 2025 03:55 PM (IBQGV)

229 Rolling Stone@RollingStone
The FBI targets former Trump official John Bolton because he made the president mad.




Tard.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

230 226 Rolling Stone@RollingStone
The FBI targets former Trump official John Bolton because he made the president mad.

-
Well, I'm glad we got that straight.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 22, 2025 03:55 PM (ofs3k)

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Well, I guess people should stop making him mad. He'll sick the DOJ on them.

Trump sounds like a man to be feared. Perhaps his enemies should act like they fear him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 03:56 PM (GBKbO)

231 230 226 Rolling Stone@RollingStone
The FBI targets former Trump official John Bolton because he made the president mad.

-
Well, I'm glad we got that straight.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 22, 2025 03:55 PM (ofs3k)

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Well, I guess people should stop making him mad. He'll sick the DOJ on them.

Trump sounds like a man to be feared. Perhaps his enemies should act like they fear him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 03:56 PM (GBKbO)

We need to buy this Trump fellow a horse.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 22, 2025 03:56 PM (xcxpd)

232 Shaven head is better than combover head.

Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at August 22, 2025 03:56 PM (kTd/k)

233 TGIF
Sharp as a bowling bowl

Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2025 03:56 PM (+qU29)

234 Here's something:
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Just the News @JustTheNews

Justice Department delivers first batch of Epstein files to Congress

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2025 03:57 PM (krQz2)

235 I don't think I'll ever shave, I think i will go (and have tried out) the Bruce Willis route. Take it down to 1 or 2 mm long. Not completely shaving, but next thing to.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 22, 2025 03:57 PM (zZu0s)

236 RollingStone still exists?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 22, 2025 03:58 PM (gLikB)

237 TGIF
Sharp as a bowling bowl
Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2025 03:56 PM (+qU29)
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Thank God it's Fartday!

AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhH!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Swallwell at August 22, 2025 03:58 PM (krQz2)

238 I still hope every day Sundowner strokes the fk out

Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2025 03:58 PM (+qU29)

239 231 We need to buy this Trump fellow a horse.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 22, 2025 03:56 PM (xcxpd)

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He could ride it in a boat crossing the Delaware some Christmas Eve after dark to deal with some foreign invaders.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 03:58 PM (GBKbO)

240 Rolling Stone@RollingStone
The FBI targets former Trump official John Bolton because he made the president mad.

-
Well, I'm glad we got that straight.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 22, 2025 03:55 PM (ofs3k)

You mean it wasn't because he admitted to running a color revolution in Venezuela during a broadcast interview? Seriously?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 22, 2025 03:58 PM (S/Y4j)

241 The noggin on that dude, he looks like a hairless Beaker.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 22, 2025 03:58 PM (fGmWu)

242 These kinds of lies and deceptions require a complicit MSM and a stonewall of indifference from the Dems in the House and Senate.
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You forgot about us...

Posted by: GOPs in House & Senate, indifferent to everything but grifting at August 22, 2025 03:58 PM (TN0g+)

243 199 I know there are probably guys in here who shave their skulls bare

why
Posted by: Don Black at August 22, 2025 03:49 PM (AOsQT)

I had a choice:
I could be bald or
I could be balding.

The decision was easy. Plus I have a good shaped head. Should have shaved my head back in college, frankly. I'd have pulled more tail.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 22, 2025 03:58 PM (xcxpd)

244 The noggin on that dude, he looks like a hairless Beaker.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 22, 2025 03:58 PM (fGmWu)
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Without Beaker's endearing charm.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 22, 2025 03:58 PM (IBQGV)

245 239 231 We need to buy this Trump fellow a horse.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 22, 2025 03:56 PM (xcxpd)

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He could ride it in a boat crossing the Delaware some Christmas Eve after dark to deal with some foreign invaders.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 03:58 PM (GBKbO)

Ace, can we borrow the keys to the time machine? I think we have a sick idea.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 22, 2025 03:58 PM (xcxpd)

246 I think Trump would look great with a shaved head.

Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at August 22, 2025 03:59 PM (kTd/k)

247 I know there are probably guys in here who shave their skulls bare

why
Posted by: Don Black

Casualty of Covid 19. All the barber shops were closed and I thought f*ck it. I'm pretty enough already.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 22, 2025 03:59 PM (ofs3k)

248 I have a big scar right on the crown of my head. I am so lucky that my hair has stuck with me.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 22, 2025 03:59 PM (MMp6W)

249 232 Shaven head is better than combover head.
Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at August 22, 2025 03:56 PM (kTd/k)

This is known.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 22, 2025 03:59 PM (fGmWu)

250 Elvis wig FTW

Posted by: wth at August 22, 2025 03:59 PM (UjdFS)

251 246 I think Trump would look great with a shaved head.
Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at August 22, 2025 03:59 PM (kTd/k

He'd look like Daddy Warbucks

Posted by: It's me donna at August 22, 2025 03:59 PM (VE6XX)

252 Apparently he gave interviews to Congress previously, insisting Biden was "at the top of his game." But he didn't disclose he had only seen Biden twice, in a "limited capacity."
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Come on Biden's "top of his game" is a pretty low bar so this bald pedo could have been telling the truth in a twisted way.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 22, 2025 03:59 PM (17s+e)

253 245 He could ride it in a boat crossing the Delaware some Christmas Eve after dark to deal with some foreign invaders.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 03:58 PM (GBKbO)

Ace, can we borrow the keys to the time machine? I think we have a sick idea.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 22, 2025 03:58 PM (xcxpd)

=======

*nods sagaciously*

Assassinating Woodrow Wilson in his crib.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 03:59 PM (GBKbO)

254 230 226 Rolling Stone@RollingStone
The FBI targets former Trump official John Bolton because he made the president mad.

-
Well, I'm glad we got that straight.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks



Maybe these people shouldn't have spent a decade+ trying to destroy Trump and his friends over political disagreements, but they did and here we are. Rules, bitchez.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 22, 2025 04:00 PM (sAmhv)

255 ----
Without Beaker's endearing charm.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 22, 2025 03:58 PM (IBQGV)



With his cockshaped head, wouldn't he be more Bunsen Honeydew?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

256 He destroyed the country, let in millions of illegals. Let his cronies steal billions of tax money, gave Afghanistan billions in weapons, and did nothing in the Oval Office

Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2025 04:00 PM (+qU29)

257 He could ride it in a boat crossing the Delaware some Christmas Eve after dark to deal with some foreign invaders.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 03:58 PM (GBKbO)

Ace, can we borrow the keys to the time machine? I think we have a sick idea.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 22, 2025 03:58 PM (xcxpd)

=======

*nods sagaciously*

Assassinating Woodrow Wilson in his crib.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 03:59 PM (GBKbO)

That IS on the list.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 22, 2025 04:00 PM (xcxpd)

258 Without Beaker's endearing charm.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 22, 2025 03:58 PM (IBQGV)
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Or eloquence of speech.

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2025 04:00 PM (krQz2)

259 I think Trump would look great with a shaved head.
Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at August 22, 2025 03:59 PM (kTd/k)
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That almost happened when Trump was "feuding" with Vince McMahon in WWE. Vince lost, though, so his head was shaved instead.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 22, 2025 04:00 PM (IBQGV)

260 I think the other "tell" about Sam's remarks was that his office would normally be in the West Wing but they put him in the Eisenhower building instead.

Posted by: beckster at August 22, 2025 04:00 PM (NLtte)

261 you know who else had a combover ?

Posted by: runner at August 22, 2025 04:00 PM (g47mK)

262 "Former Trump Official"

Posted by: davidt at August 22, 2025 04:01 PM (i0F8b)

263 Stocks up bigly today on rate cut signal from Powell.

Cracker Barrel? Not so much down another 1%.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 22, 2025 04:01 PM (4HxCT)

264 >>> Casualty of Covid 19. All the barber shops were closed and I thought f*ck it. I'm pretty enough already.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 22, 2025 03:59 PM (ofs3k)

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I missed a perfect opportunity to invest in Wahl.

Posted by: Turn 2 at August 22, 2025 04:02 PM (VIQ/1)

265
The illegal truck driver who killed three innocent people in Florida was extradited from CA back to FLA yesterday.

Posted by: four seasons at August 22, 2025 04:02 PM (3ek7K)

266 I think Trump would look great with a shaved head.

Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at August 22, 2025 03:59 PM (kTd/k)

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With neck tats and that blue face paint like in Braveheart.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2028: Fighting Fire With Gasoline! at August 22, 2025 04:03 PM (1L3FQ)

267 as mossad had netanyaus cyber pedo eat his gun yet, he has to do something everybody is covering the story and the deets are getting more fun

Posted by: n at August 22, 2025 04:03 PM (q20gz)

268 Have you ever seen a shorn clackerbag? It is magnificent.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 22, 2025 04:03 PM (17s+e)

269 Oh, I apparently misread the situation on Garcia.

ICE just has to give him 72 hours notice of the deportation to a third party nation.

They can pick him up the second he's in Maryland, arrest him, and then give him the notice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 04:03 PM (GBKbO)

270 >>> 226 Rolling Stone@RollingStone
The FBI targets former Trump official John Bolton because he made the president mad.

-
Well, I'm glad we got that straight.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 22, 2025 03:55 PM (ofs3k)

Look at all those gunshot-victim Oklahomans wearing parkas in August lined up for the ER because of all the horse dewormer overdoses crowding them out!!!

Posted by: also Rolling Stone at August 22, 2025 04:04 PM (ULPxl)

271 Have you ever seen a shorn clackerbag? It is magnificent.
Posted by: Jukin the D


it is interesting that even though ive never seen the movie with the drevil guy, the word "shorn" reminds me of the movie

Posted by: n at August 22, 2025 04:04 PM (q20gz)

272 265
The illegal truck driver who killed three innocent people in Florida was extradited from CA back to FLA yesterday.
Posted by: four seasons at August 22, 2025 04:02 PM (3ek7K)

I hope they look into the DMV that issued his license. There's some cheating going on and money changing hands.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 22, 2025 04:05 PM (fGmWu)

273 Look fat! I spoke two weeks ago at the Negro Bar Association Dinner in Chicago. Wore a tux and everything. People said my speech was very good. It ran the gamut from whispering to mumbling, then screaming at random times. Already invited back next year!

Posted by: President Emeritruss at August 22, 2025 04:05 PM (G5+As)

274 Not a fan of being on medication for life. Providers always try to manipulate. You into other things in order to refill your medication. No, I don’t want a colonoscopy. No I don’t want a shingles shot. There’s no reason for me to have a Pap smear.

Just address my hypertension. Earn my trust.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 22, 2025 04:06 PM (W2Pud)

275 Ian Sams kind of looks like Dr. Evil from Austin Powers......

Posted by: Jackson at August 22, 2025 04:07 PM (1sBXy)

276 I know there are probably guys in here who shave their skulls bare

why
Posted by: Don Black at August 22, 2025 03:49 PM (AOsQT)

Hubbymayhem shaves his head. He looks good bald and younger. His hair started going a lovely silver when he was around 40. No big deal but it did make him look older than he was. He and both of my brothers decided to shave their heads. Just for the hell of it. My brothers stayed with it for several years but Hubbymayhem has made it semi permanent. He doesn't shave when he's out on the road but does when he's at home. I like the way it looks.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 22, 2025 04:08 PM (2J/Lj)

277 I'd shave my head this instant if I had any idea what my bald head would look like.

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2025 04:08 PM (Z1dZR)

278 275 Ian Sams kind of looks like Dr. Evil from Austin Powers......
Posted by: Jackson at August 22, 2025 04:07 PM (1sBXy)

Lube it up and see where it would fit.

Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at August 22, 2025 04:08 PM (kTd/k)

279 The FBI targets former Trump official John Bolton because he made the president mad
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More projection.

Posted by: ... at August 22, 2025 04:08 PM (2fC87)

280 >Cracker Barrel? Not so much down another 1%.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 22, 2025 04:01 PM (4HxCT)

Oof. The 5 year chart for CBRL is brutal. Curious when girlboss will get zipped.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 22, 2025 04:09 PM (GTqXr)

281 I think Trump would look great with a shaved head.

Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at August 22, 2025 03:59 PM (kTd/k)

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With neck tats and that blue face paint like in Braveheart ... and wearing shorts:

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

He. Is. HILARIOUS.

REPORTER: Will you take part in the FIFA events?

TRUMP: "I may PLAY. I see the money these players make. I am a very good athlete...I may put on shorts. I look EXTREMELY good in shorts."

😂😂

https://is.gd/4phaf9

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2028: Fighting Fire With Gasoline! at August 22, 2025 04:09 PM (1L3FQ)

282 I'd shave my head this instant if I had any idea what my bald head would look like.
Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2025 04:08 PM (Z1dZR)'


look at your baby pictures..hahahah!!

Posted by: runner at August 22, 2025 04:09 PM (g47mK)

283 Ian Sams looks like this, because of course he does.

Move over Doug, Tim, David, and Eric. There's a new alpha on the block.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 22, 2025 04:09 PM (0sNs1)

284 20 Jack Poso@JackPosobiec

BREAKING: Tennessee judge releases illegal immigrant Kilmar Abrego Garcia from jail, he's returning to Maryland
Posted by: Mister Ghost
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Helping Tennessee turn green.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 22, 2025 04:09 PM (nO7cW)

285 The illegal truck driver who killed three innocent people in Florida was extradited from CA back to FLA yesterday.
Posted by: four seasons

California has not learned its lesson.

California Issues Commercial Driver's License To Stevie Wonder

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From the Bee.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 22, 2025 04:09 PM (ofs3k)

286 If I thought I'd look like that with a shaved head, not only would I never shave my head, I would also kms.

Posted by: ... at August 22, 2025 04:11 PM (2fC87)

287 The FBI targets former Trump official John Bolton because he made the president mad
-----
More projection.
Posted by: ... at August 22, 2025 04:08 PM (2fC87)
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Yup. Ignore the reports from prior colleagues and assistants that Bolton was misusing classified intel.

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2025 04:11 PM (krQz2)

288 Curious when girlboss will get zipped.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 22, 2025 04:09 PM


The Paolo unzips them while they unzip him.

Posted by: Paolo at August 22, 2025 04:11 PM (0sNs1)

289 Virgil Samms >>>>> Ian Sams

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 22, 2025 04:11 PM (WvZaB)

290 287 Yup. Ignore the reports from prior colleagues and assistants that Bolton was misusing classified intel.
Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2025 04:11 PM (krQz2)

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No, Rolling Stone is right.

Trump has made the DOJ into his personal gestapo to attack anyone and everyone who confronts his power. He will personally destroy them all and throw them into prison for decades.

They should fear him. They should run into hiding.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 04:12 PM (GBKbO)

291 DOJ has released the full transcript of Ghislaine Maxwell's deposition. All the barking seals yelling TRUMP IS A PEDO aren't going to like it.

"I never witnessed the President in any inappropriate setting in any way. The President was never inappropriate with anybody. In the times that I was with him, he was a gentleman in all respects."

https://tinyurl.com/5daxcfd5

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 22, 2025 04:12 PM (paSBy)

292 No, sirree! Not shaving this glorious head. Women see me in my Rolls Corniche Convertible, silver hair flyin' in the breeze, and they're JEALOUS!

Posted by: Classy Freddie Blassie at August 22, 2025 04:12 PM (G5+As)

293 Rolling Stone@RollingStone
The FBI targets former Trump official John Bolton because he made the president mad.


Rolling Stone will be the next publication to be sold for a dollar because they write like fags and their shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 22, 2025 04:13 PM (M0V4/)

294 Trump has made the DOJ into his personal gestapo to attack anyone and everyone who confronts his power. He will personally destroy them all and throw them into prison for decades.

They should fear him. They should run into hiding.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 04:12 PM (GBKbO)

I think they should start making deals and sing about what they know !

Posted by: It's me donna at August 22, 2025 04:13 PM (VE6XX)

295 "I never witnessed the President in any inappropriate setting in any way. The President was never inappropriate with anybody. In the times that I was with him, he was a gentleman in all respects."
____

It's obvious that she is referring to President Clinton.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 22, 2025 04:13 PM (Dv3i1)

296 That guy knows what a soy latte tastes like.

Posted by: Josephistan at August 22, 2025 04:13 PM (y9ksN)

297 >>> 290 287 Yup. Ignore the reports from prior colleagues and assistants that Bolton was misusing classified intel.
Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2025 04:11 PM (krQz2)

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No, Rolling Stone is right.

Trump has made the DOJ into his personal gestapo to attack anyone and everyone who confronts his power. He will personally destroy them all and throw them into prison for decades.

They should fear him. They should run into hiding.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 04:12 PM (GBKbO)

TJM Johnson is right! In fact it would be best if they fled to countries without extradition treaties with the US.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 22, 2025 04:13 PM (ULPxl)

298 Someone would definitely get arrested if they threw him onto a WNBA court.

Posted by: ... at August 22, 2025 04:13 PM (2fC87)

299 I thought Ian Samms was the name of the first sodomite drafted into the NFL.

Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at August 22, 2025 04:14 PM (kTd/k)

300 300

Posted by: m at August 22, 2025 04:14 PM (aURVT)

301 In important news, the SEC is going to a 9 game conference schedule for some reason.

Posted by: toby928 at August 22, 2025 04:14 PM (jc0TO)

302 I'd shave my head this instant if I had any idea what my bald head would look like.
Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2025 04:08 PM (Z1dZR)

Only one way to find out.... Go for it!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 22, 2025 04:14 PM (2J/Lj)

303 California has not learned its lesson.

California Issues Commercial Driver's License To Stevie Wonder

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From the Bee.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 22, 2025 04:09 PM (ofs3k)
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There's an episode of Married with Children where Al has to renew his driver's license. Naturally, everything goes wrong for *him* and meanwhile the corrupt bureaucrats are handing out driver's licenses like candy to illegal immigrants, children, and yes, even a blind man.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 22, 2025 04:15 PM (IBQGV)

304 Someone would definitely get arrested if they threw him onto a WNBA court.
Posted by: ... at August 22, 2025 04:13 PM (2fC87)
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James Comey, too.

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2025 04:15 PM (krQz2)

305 Don't want to influence posts here....but I think we have to acknowledge when our second biggest trading partner (Canada) waves the white flag and drops their retaliatory tariffs...which happened earlier today btw.

Posted by: Orson at August 22, 2025 04:15 PM (dIske)

306 Garcia is still an illegal and MUST be booted out

Posted by: night lifted at August 22, 2025 04:16 PM (/YboP)

307 Just address my hypertension. Earn my trust.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 22, 2025 04:06 PM (W2Pud)
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My practice has been to ignore any symptoms for a minimum of two years to see if it just goes away on its own.

Posted by: Weasel at August 22, 2025 04:16 PM (dmH0a)

308 303 There's an episode of Married with Children where Al has to renew his driver's license. Naturally, everything goes wrong for *him* and meanwhile the corrupt bureaucrats are handing out driver's licenses like candy to illegal immigrants, children, and yes, even a blind man.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 22, 2025 04:15 PM (IBQGV)

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"Will you be taking the test in English or in Spanish?"

"What do you mean? I'm American!"

"In Spanish, then."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 04:16 PM (GBKbO)

309 Sounds like this thumb decided he’d rather appear to be a liar than part of a regime who propped up a vegetable as POTUS while they exercised presidential power for 4 years.


SCUMBAG WEASEL

Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2025 04:16 PM (Hkcdp)

310 this is perfect, Ghislaine says she thinks that Epstein was murdered; what a fkng dilemma for the conspiracy theorists!

Posted by: runner at August 22, 2025 04:16 PM (g47mK)

311 277 I'd shave my head this instant if I had any idea what my bald head would look like.
Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2025 04:08 PM (Z1dZR)

You might have a funny-shaped head or something. Ask a hair salon person!

Posted by: m at August 22, 2025 04:16 PM (aURVT)

312 @Cernovich proposes a measured opinion:

Jonah Goldberg is a fat disgusting pig. I don't see any value with debating him, unless it's to draw donors. No one in the real world is going, "Hmmm... I wonder what a fat gross pig and chickenhawk has to say about the issues of the day.

Posted by: gKWVE at August 22, 2025 04:16 PM (gKWVE)

313 306 Garcia is still an illegal and MUST be booted out
Posted by: night lifted at August 22, 2025 04:16 PM (/YboP)

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He will be.

ICE will pick him up the second he sets foot in Maryland, then they'll notify him he's being sent to South Sudan. 72 hours later, he'll be on the plane.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 04:17 PM (GBKbO)

314 I'd shave my head this instant if I had any idea what my bald head would look like.
Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2025


***
I've got a pretty good idea what my bald dome would look like. Vincent Price's Egghead on Batman would laugh.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 22, 2025 04:17 PM (omVj0)

315 Wasn’t there a bald football player named Sam? Played for the other team?

Posted by: Eromero at August 22, 2025 04:17 PM (jgmnb)

316 what to do, what to do..cannot dismiss the interview, because she says what they want to believe !

Posted by: runner at August 22, 2025 04:17 PM (g47mK)

317
ICE will pick him up the second he sets foot in Maryland, then they'll notify him he's being sent to South Sudan. 72 hours later, he'll be on the plane.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 04:17 PM (GBKbO)

I imagine they are on the plane to Maryland with him... In plain clothes

Posted by: It's me donna at August 22, 2025 04:18 PM (VE6XX)

318 I'd shave my head this instant if I had any idea what my bald head would look like.

Go for it. How bad could it be?

Posted by: Beldar Conehead at August 22, 2025 04:18 PM (Riz8t)

319 You start to live when you learn to drive.

Posted by: Helen Keller @ CA DMV at August 22, 2025 04:18 PM (G5+As)

320 309 Sounds like this thumb decided he’d rather appear to be a liar than part of a regime who propped up a vegetable as POTUS while they exercised presidential power for 4 years.


SCUMBAG WEASEL
Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2025 04:16 PM (Hkcdp)

Weasel's right there, you know:

Posted by: Weasel at August 22, 2025 04:16 PM (dmH0a)

Posted by: m at August 22, 2025 04:18 PM (aURVT)

321 OT, but I've found out that my grammar school, which has been closed for the last two years -- I thought so it could be turned into condos -- has reopened . . . as a French-language charter school. WTF?

Well, better than condos, at least.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 22, 2025 04:19 PM (omVj0)

322 I'd shave my head this instant if I had any idea what my bald head would look like.

Go for it. How bad could it be?
Posted by: Beldar Conehead at August 22, 2025 04:18 PM (Riz8t)
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There really is only one way of finding out. And if you don't like it, you can (maybe) grow it back.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 22, 2025 04:19 PM (IBQGV)

323 Batten.down the hatches and prepare for hissy fit from Brandon Johnson!

Trump says feds are going to come police Chicago after they clean up DC

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 22, 2025 04:20 PM (ofs3k)

324 "I hope he's still cogent enough to feel the pain of the scorn and contempt America, and especially Democrats, have for him."

Cogent? Unlikely. Sense of shame to feel the pain? Definitely not!

Posted by: CM Delta at August 22, 2025 04:20 PM (SJVBN)

325 It's a little scary the first time you shave your head.

Then you find out it's zero maintenance, and never go back.

Posted by: davidt at August 22, 2025 04:21 PM (i0F8b)

326 this is perfect, Ghislaine says she thinks that Epstein was murdered; what a fkng dilemma for the conspiracy theorists!
Posted by: runner at August 22, 2025 04:16 PM (g47mK)
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How so?

I'm not going to stop believing something simply because GM agrees with that.

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2025 04:21 PM (krQz2)

327 I hope I never lose my hair. I think I have some wicked scars up there.

Posted by: toby928 at August 22, 2025 04:21 PM (jc0TO)

328 >>>He will personally destroy them all and throw them into prison for decades.
...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
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I don't understand what you people have against dungeons.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 22, 2025 04:21 PM (nO7cW)

329 Batten.down the hatches and prepare for hissy fit from Brandon Johnson!

Trump says feds are going to come police Chicago after they clean up DC
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 22, 2025 04:20 PM (ofs3k)
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I'm not seeing how that would work.

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2025 04:22 PM (krQz2)

330 Bezos took one look at Sams and said "Shit I got to work out, build a penis rocket and marry a silicone bimbo gold digger. ASAP!"

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 22, 2025 04:22 PM (7leMO)

331 This talk of shaving heads disgusts me. Why not use my Alberto V05 Hot Oil Treatment?

Posted by: Rula Lenska at August 22, 2025 04:22 PM (G5+As)

332 NOOD: Disney decides to reissue "Song of The South"

Posted by: Crusader at August 22, 2025 04:22 PM (TN0g+)

333 325 It's a little scary the first time you shave your head.

Then you find out it's zero maintenance, and never go back.
Posted by: davidt at August 22, 2025 04:21 PM (i0F8b)

You have to keep shaving it; that's maintenance.

Posted by: m at August 22, 2025 04:23 PM (aURVT)

334 326 this is perfect, Ghislaine says she thinks that Epstein was murdered; what a fkng dilemma for the conspiracy theorists!
Posted by: runner at August 22, 2025 04:16 PM (g47mK)
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How so?

I'm not going to stop believing something simply because GM agrees with that.
Posted by: Axeman
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You know she's convicted liar.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 22, 2025 04:23 PM (nO7cW)

335 >>Go for it. How bad could it be?
Posted by: Beldar Conehead at August 22, 2025 04:18 PM (Riz8t)


lol

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2025 04:23 PM (Z1dZR)

336 No she said didnt think he committee suicde

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at August 22, 2025 04:23 PM (bXbFr)

337 Michael Sam is the gay football player. He's now coaching football in Europe while doing butt stuff. Mostly doing butt stuff

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 22, 2025 04:23 PM (ZnPqv)

338 My wife has been out of town for a week so I have a patchy beard, dreadlocks, and an odor that makes my dog hide.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 22, 2025 04:24 PM (MMp6W)

339 How so?

I'm not going to stop believing something simply because GM agrees with that.
Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2025 04:21 PM (krQz2)

on one hand she says something they want to believe, on the other she says something they want to deny

Posted by: runner at August 22, 2025 04:24 PM (g47mK)

340 I'm good friends witht the president of the Army NCO Association, I need to ask him if thet put the students in formation and make them practice saying that.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 22, 2025 03:38 PM (QVmho)

Watching DS school while on pass during Basic at Ft Sill was a hoot. We made a habit of it. Go to the bowling alley for a gallon jug of beer and a pack of smokes and go sit on the hill behind the barraks. They actually make them do that sort of insult stuff nose to wall. Whole line of 50 or so E-6's against the wall yelling at it. Funny shit to watch and a realization that Basic could be a lot worse.

Posted by: Reforger at August 22, 2025 04:24 PM (pxUkb)

341 Thought I passed a Cracker Barrel but looked all the way and didn't see one.

Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2025 04:25 PM (+qU29)

342 336 No she said didnt think he committee suicde
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at August 22, 2025 04:23 PM (bXbFr)

O.k. But weren't there only two options?
1) committed suicide (= was not murdered)
2) was murdered (= did not commit suicide)

Posted by: m at August 22, 2025 04:25 PM (aURVT)

343 >>I hope I never lose my hair. I think I have some wicked scars up there.


I've had my scalp stapled back together twice. But I don't think they scarred too heavily...

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2025 04:25 PM (Z1dZR)

344 You know she's convicted liar.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 22, 2025 04:23 PM (nO7cW)
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She's not claiming knowledge of anything. Just stating an opinion.

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2025 04:25 PM (krQz2)

345 You might say that. But i wouldnt

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at August 22, 2025 04:27 PM (bXbFr)

346 on one hand she says something they want to believe, on the other she says something they want to deny
Posted by: runner at August 22, 2025 04:24 PM (g47mK)
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Which can happen.

I agree with Hitler that true Marxism robs us of culture.

But I do not agree with Hitler that the Jews are the problem.

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2025 04:28 PM (krQz2)

347 312 @Cernovich proposes a measured opinion:

Jonah Goldberg is a fat disgusting pig. I don't see any value with debating him, unless it's to draw donors. No one in the real world is going, "Hmmm... I wonder what a fat gross pig and chickenhawk has to say about the issues of the day.
Posted by: gKWVE



LoL!! Is Cernovich hanging around here now?

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 22, 2025 04:28 PM (sAmhv)

348 I don't know how we got into this false dichotomy on Maxwell.

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2025 04:28 PM (krQz2)

349 Jesus Chr*st on a pogo stick; if I saw that Ian Sams guy picking his kid up at school, i'd think it was an abduction and try to stop him.
I'll bet he treated Biden like Dean Pelton treated Jeff on community. I bet he got a lot of texts from 'Biden' to bring him some olives. Gah, these people are so gross.

Posted by: Nelly at August 22, 2025 04:29 PM (Bm3Co)

350 "Ian Sams looks like this, because of course he does."
a. His name is pronounced "semen".
b. Can't tell if he's more pedo than bottom.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 22, 2025 05:57 PM (JykNP)

351 Biden as Bright as a 10 Watt Lightbulb and as Sharp as a Butter Knife

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at August 22, 2025 06:06 PM (wGqjj)

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