Senator Amy Klobuchar Clarifies: I Didn't Say That Sydney Sweeney Had "Perfect Titties" Or That Democrats Are "Too Ugly to Go Outside"

Wait, what?

Are you sure you didn't say that? Because this would be a rare moment when you align perfectly with American opinion.

Can confirm pic.twitter.com/t4s4g9y3PC
— Brother Seamus (@WaynePelota) August 20, 2025

Alas, it was deepfake, so Klobuchar keeps her perfect record of always being wrong about everything.

Sen. Amy Klobuchar is calling for new legislation to address "deepfakes" after a highly realistic AI-generated video that appeared to show her making outrageous statements about Sydney Sweeney's American Eagle jeans ad went viral.
The Minnesota Democrat took to the opinion page of the New York Times Wednesday to clear the air after the video made the rounds online, appearing to show her speaking at a recent Senate Judiciary subcommittee meeting on data privacy.
In her op-ed, Klobuchar decried the bogus footage, which she noted was viewed online more than a million times.
"The A.I. deepfake featured me using the phrase 'perfect t-tties' and lamenting that Democrats were "too fat to wear jeans or too ugly to go outside," the real Sen. Klobuchar wrote.
"Though I could immediately tell that someone used footage from the hearing to make a deepfake, there was no getting around the fact that it looked and sounded very real."
'
"If Republicans are gonna have beautiful girls with perfect t-tties in their ads, we want ads for Democrats too, you know?" the deepfake version of Klobuchar said, eerily mirroring the senator's voice and vocal style.
"We want ugly, fat bitches wearing pink wigs and long-ass fake nails being loud and twerking on top of a cop car at a Waffle House because they didn't get extra ketchup, you know?" the video continued.

They're always Victims, aren't they?

The video was obviously fake. No one thought it was real. We don't have to make a literal federal case over it.

If you want to investigate fake smears -- how about joining the RussiaGate investigation?

Posted by: Ace at 04:41 PM

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1 In before it becomes a Sydney Sweeney thread.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 21, 2025 04:41 PM (GBKbO)

2 wait, what>??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2025 04:42 PM (dfIr7)

3 Victimhood is TIGHT

Posted by: Kindltot at August 21, 2025 04:43 PM (rbvCR)

4 The deep fake ... but 100% true:

https://x.com/i/status/1958294967153258702

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 21, 2025 04:44 PM (iFTx/)

5 Fake but accurate.

Truthy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 21, 2025 04:44 PM (zZu0s)

6 Of course she didn't say that. Because I said it.

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at August 21, 2025 04:44 PM (P7Iz+)

7 Sydney Sweeney is a butterface. If you're a boob man, I suppose that's irrelevant, but come on, she's a one trick pony.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 21, 2025 04:45 PM (Riz8t)

8 Seriously though, this is going to be an increasing problem for famous people and those involved in stuff like divorce cases.

"your honor, I would like to introduce this video into evidence of the husband stating how he loves to molest his children and cheats on his long-suffering wife, my client."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2025 04:45 PM (dfIr7)

9 1 In before it becomes a Sydney Sweeney thread.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 21, 2025 04:41 PM (GBKbO)

And in this, as in so many other things, you have failed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 21, 2025 04:45 PM (zZu0s)

10 Those are nice titties though…

Posted by: Hawkpilot at August 21, 2025 04:45 PM (EzGiP)

11 I just wanted to type that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 21, 2025 04:45 PM (zZu0s)

12 Seriously nice titties

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 21, 2025 04:45 PM (xcxpd)

13 "If Republicans are gonna have beautiful girls with perfect t-tties in their ads, we want ads for Democrats too, you know?" the deepfake version of Klobuchar said, eerily mirroring the senator's voice and vocal style.

"We want ugly, fat bitches wearing pink wigs and long-ass fake nails being loud and twerking on top of a cop car at a Waffle House because they didn't get extra ketchup, you know?" the video continued.

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*reflects back over 2024 election campaign*

I don't see how this could be believable at all. Nope, don't see it.

*reflects back on 2024 election campaign again, realizes I was thinking of the 1924 election campaign*

Oh, I get it now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 21, 2025 04:45 PM (GBKbO)

14 TKM, it is a SydSwee thread.

Posted by: From about That Tim at August 21, 2025 04:45 PM (s4MIc)

15 Senators never get any respect, and rightly so.

Posted by: huerfano at August 21, 2025 04:45 PM (98kQX)

16 I did not know the sage of Syracuse was gay.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 21, 2025 04:45 PM (zZu0s)

17 Apologies for the early OT, but it's funny:
ICONIC: Trump Is Going on Patrol in DC
https://shorturl.at/1XnWE
Townhall

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 21, 2025 04:46 PM (ULPxl)

18 I worry about Sydney's face once the Wall beckons though.

But for now...still a 10 overall

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 21, 2025 04:46 PM (xcxpd)

19 14 TKM, it is a SydSwee thread.
Posted by: From about That Tim at August 21, 2025 04:45 PM (s4MIc)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 21, 2025 04:46 PM (GBKbO)

20 “Nude perfect boobs” was the perfect nood call by Elric

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 21, 2025 04:46 PM (Dywz5)

21 I don't know if I can trust someone who eats with a comb....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 21, 2025 04:46 PM (PiwSw)

22 >>>Brother Seamus

>>>Can confirm

LMAO.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 21, 2025 04:46 PM (i24o9)

23 she's a one trick pony.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 21, 2025 04:45 PM (

Two trick. A pair of tricks.

Posted by: From about That Tim at August 21, 2025 04:46 PM (s4MIc)

24 "If you want to investigate fake smears "

I want to investigate whether Sydney's titties are perfect.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 21, 2025 04:47 PM (vbXSk)

25 I love bewb threads….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 21, 2025 04:47 PM (Dywz5)

26 My nomination for perfect boobs is Phoebe Cates in Fast Times

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2025 04:47 PM (dfIr7)

27 @7

>>Sydney Sweeney is a butterface. If you're a boob man, I suppose that's irrelevant, but come on, she's a one trick pony.

Definitely not a butter face, now Anna Taylor Joy, that's a butterface.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 21, 2025 04:47 PM (yz4/+)

28 “Nude perfect boobs” was the perfect nood call by Elric
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 21, 2025 04:46 PM (Dywz5)
_____

It's good to be appreciated. Now if only those Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders are waiting in my apartment when I get home ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 21, 2025 04:47 PM (iFTx/)

29 Those really are fine. Not overly pendulous, but enough so that they invite a heft, from behind, whilst she is bent over.

Posted by: Enthusiast at August 21, 2025 04:48 PM (Fnbuk)

30 My nomination for perfect boobs is Phoebe Cates in Fast Times
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Tara Yazdi or Solomia Maievska.

Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2025 04:48 PM (77rzZ)

31 My nomination for perfect boobs is Phoebe Cates in Fast Times

Good call.

Definitely not a butter face, now Anna Taylor Joy, that's a butterface.

You take that back. Right now.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 21, 2025 04:48 PM (Riz8t)

32 Didn’t they put a guy in jail for making a joke advising democrats to vote the wrong day or something? Opposing Democrats is a crime to them.

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at August 21, 2025 04:48 PM (4fP0r)

33 I volunteer for testing this hypothesis on said sweater puppies. Science demands …. demands rigorous testing, free and open …. inquiry. Repetition. Observation. That’s just the kind of guy I am.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 21, 2025 04:48 PM (OrWo5)

34 Sydney Sweeney is a butterface. If you're a boob man, I suppose that's irrelevant, but come on, she's a one trick pony.

Well, two.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 21, 2025 04:49 PM (3nLb4)

35 I wouldn't say she has perfect titties, she has some nice ones but they are a bit too big for my tastes.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 21, 2025 04:49 PM (0N4FZ)

36 14 TKM, it is a SydSwee thread.

tfm when you're wondering what "tkm" is supposed to mean

Posted by: anachronda at August 21, 2025 04:49 PM (v3pYe)

37 "your honor, I would like to introduce this video into evidence of the husband stating how he loves to molest his children and cheats on his long-suffering wife, my client."
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Alex, What are "Things heard at Adam Schiff's divorce hearing"?

Posted by: Crusader at August 21, 2025 04:49 PM (TN0g+)

38 It's good to be appreciated. Now if only those Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders are waiting in my apartment when I get home ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade

We're on it, Big Boy!
-- The New Dallas Cowboy "Female" Cheerleaders

Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2025 04:49 PM (77rzZ)

39 Anna Taylor Joy has a weird face, like Uma Thurman levels of weird. But I can't say it's ugly.

Being striking can be better than pure beauty, especially for an actress.

RIP Jennifer Grey's nose...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 21, 2025 04:50 PM (xcxpd)

40 Sen. Amy Klobuchar is calling for new legislation to address "deepfakes" after a highly realistic AI-generated video that appeared to show her making outrageous statements about Sydney Sweeney's American Eagle jeans ad went viral.

. . .

"The A.I. deepfake featured me using the phrase 'perfect t-tties' and lamenting that Democrats were "too fat to wear jeans or too ugly to go outside," the real Sen. Klobuchar wrote.

"Though I could immediately tell that someone used footage from the hearing to make a deepfake, there was no getting around the fact that it looked and sounded very real."

How dare people have fun on the internet!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 21, 2025 04:50 PM (i24o9)

41 I am mesmerized. In a trance, even.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 21, 2025 04:50 PM (wVcYX)

42 @31

>>You take that back. Right now.

She looks like a bird mated with an alien.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 21, 2025 04:50 PM (yz4/+)

43 I prefer the Tudor-era term: duckies. Or, in the original spelling, "dukkys."

Because I'm a clacissist.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 21, 2025 04:50 PM (WvZaB)

44 39 Anna Taylor Joy has a weird face, like Uma Thurman levels of weird. But I can't say it's ugly.

Being striking can be better than pure beauty, especially for an actress.

RIP Jennifer Grey's nose...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 21, 2025 04:50 PM (xcxpd)

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Joy's eyes are big and far apart while her mouth is small. It's kind of a weird mixture, but I wouldn't call her a butterface.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 21, 2025 04:50 PM (GBKbO)

45 Don’t know if they’re perfect but like Bum Phillips when asked about Earl Campbell…. Don’t know if she’s in a class by herself but whatever class she’s in it doesn’t take very long to call the roll

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 21, 2025 04:50 PM (Dywz5)

46 >>>Sydney Sweeney is a butterface.

Buncha gay homosexuals up in here.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 21, 2025 04:50 PM (i24o9)

47 Man, Ace posts a boob thread from the git-go.

Ace, take the rest of the night off. We'll take everything from here.

Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2025 04:51 PM (77rzZ)

48 I have never seen perfect boobs before, so i am going to keep looking....

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 21, 2025 04:51 PM (ssSph)

49 @44

>>Joy's eyes are big and far apart while her mouth is small. It's kind of a weird mixture, but I wouldn't call her a butterface.

Her face definitely dips into uncanny valley territory.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 21, 2025 04:51 PM (yz4/+)

50 That video was laugh out loud funny. Now go comb your hair with a salad fork, you smirky smarmy sea hag.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 21, 2025 04:51 PM (7leMO)

51 Sydney Sweeney is a butterface. If you're a boob man, I suppose that's irrelevant, but come on, she's a one trick pony.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 21, 2025 04:45 PM (Riz8t)
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Not a BF, but her face is not nearly in the same league as her boobs. And is she already using botox?

Her overall body isn't that great either. She's kinda short and stocky.

If not for her boobs, you never would have heard of her. But that's probably true for a lot of girls.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 21, 2025 04:51 PM (iFTx/)

52 Sydney has major league yabos

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 21, 2025 04:51 PM (O8bOp)

53 Make Massive Milk Zeppelins great again?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 21, 2025 04:51 PM (xcxpd)

54 As for her face, a smile does wonders. Actual happiness on a young woman these days adds 2 to 3 points.

Posted by: Enthusiast at August 21, 2025 04:51 PM (Fnbuk)

55 Apologies for the early OT, but it's funny:
ICONIC: Trump Is Going on Patrol in DC
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I hope he carries a nightstick. If he twirls it while walking, bonus points.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2025 04:51 PM (XeU6L)

56 I'VE GROWN ACCUSTOMED TO HER FACE

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=QOYKDpSaWCg

Posted by: NAT KING COLE at August 21, 2025 04:51 PM (Z1dZR)

57 But if she had said it, she would have been correct. So, there's that.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of Alaska at August 21, 2025 04:51 PM (1Gsou)

58 OT:

Mark wrote way too much about Ronin:

https://is.gd/ZRAJit

Ruminate in his thoughts on one of his favorite films, or at least pretend you read the whole thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 21, 2025 04:51 PM (GBKbO)

59 I've really heard enough of this. Sweeney doesn't have the prettiest ever face in the history of ever. But it's fine. She's pretty in the face. She has a rockin' body and a legendary rack.

She's hot. Stop saying she's mid. It's dumb.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 21, 2025 04:52 PM (ztQOq)

60 Sydney Sweeney is a butterface.
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I don't think so. But I also don't think she's getting proper coaching for how to play up her (facial) features and hair. People in the industry aren't doing her any favors.

Posted by: Crusader at August 21, 2025 04:52 PM (TN0g+)

61 Why has no one generated a deep fake video of Klobuchar eating with her comb?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 21, 2025 04:52 PM (Dywz5)

62 Sydney Sweeney is a butterface.

Buncha gay homosexuals up in here.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

Buncha Minnesota Viqueen cheerleaders up in here.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2025 04:52 PM (Wokrt)

63 "We want ugly, fat bitches wearing pink wigs and long-ass fake nails being loud and twerking on top of a cop car at a Waffle House because they didn't get extra ketchup, you know?" the video continued.
__________________________________

Ask and ye shall receive:

https://tinyurl.com/2s5rwat5

Posted by: Orson at August 21, 2025 04:52 PM (dIske)

64 Look how easy it is for a pretty gal to devolve the prestigious AoS into a 9Gag forum…

Please, carry on.

Posted by: Cray Cray at August 21, 2025 04:52 PM (pExaS)

65 Sydney Sweeney is a butterface.

Buncha gay homosexuals up in here.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

Don't get me started on Asian butterfaces. I don't want Elric to knock down my door and beat me to a pulp.

Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2025 04:52 PM (77rzZ)

66 Dolley >>>> Sydney Sweeney

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 21, 2025 04:53 PM (GBKbO)

67 As for her face, a smile does wonders. Actual happiness on a young woman these days adds 2 to 3 points.

Sophie Marceau has a delightful smile.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 21, 2025 04:53 PM (Riz8t)

68 44 39 Anna Taylor Joy has a weird face, like Uma Thurman levels of weird. But I can't say it's ugly.

Being striking can be better than pure beauty, especially for an actress.

RIP Jennifer Grey's nose...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 21, 2025 04:50 PM (xcxpd)

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Joy's eyes are big and far apart while her mouth is small. It's kind of a weird mixture, but I wouldn't call her a butterface.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 21, 2025 04:50 PM (GBKbO)

She really is close to being an anime chick in real life.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 21, 2025 04:53 PM (xcxpd)

69 Joy's eyes are big and far apart while her mouth is small. It's kind of a weird mixture, but I wouldn't call her a butterface.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 21, 2025 04:50 PM (GBKbO)

Someone called some girl a walleyed pie face the other day. Joy's more of a pinch-faced channel cat.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 21, 2025 04:53 PM (i24o9)

70 48 I have never seen perfect boobs before, so i am going to keep looking....
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 21, 2025 04:51 PM (ssSph)

Of course you have. We had one for President the past four years, and he was on tv all the damned time.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of Alaska at August 21, 2025 04:53 PM (1Gsou)

71 This thread is a gold mine for Adm. Akbar...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 21, 2025 04:53 PM (NgqoH)

72 Finally.

Boobs.

I was getting worried about you people.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at August 21, 2025 04:53 PM (jvJvP)

73 68 Joy's eyes are big and far apart while her mouth is small. It's kind of a weird mixture, but I wouldn't call her a butterface.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 21, 2025 04:50 PM (GBKbO)

She really is close to being an anime chick in real life.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 21, 2025 04:53 PM (xcxpd)

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Yeah, that's a good comparison.

Drives a mean war rig, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 21, 2025 04:53 PM (GBKbO)

74 How dare she drag Waffle House into the good jeans/genes battle!

Posted by: Much of Georgia at August 21, 2025 04:54 PM (NFX2v)

75 You can smell the estrogen sloshing around in here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 21, 2025 04:54 PM (zZu0s)

76 I have never seen perfect boobs before, so i am going to keep looking....
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 21, 2025 04:51 PM (ssSph)

Of course you have. We had one for President the past four years, and he was on tv all the damned time.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of Alaska at August 21, 2025 04:53 PM (1Gsou)
__________

[Golfclap]

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 21, 2025 04:54 PM (iFTx/)

77 Senator Amy Klobuchar Clarifies: I Didn't Say That Sydney Sweeney Had "Perfect Titties" Or That Democrats Are "Too Ugly to Go Outside"

What I actually said was I want to motorboat those perfect melons like a hippo that hasn't been fed in a month.

Posted by: Senator Amy Klobuchar at August 21, 2025 04:54 PM (sKqQm)

78 The addition of the Klobuchar inset staring at SS's boobs should be illegal, because that is funny AF, too.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 21, 2025 04:54 PM (i24o9)

79 66 Dolley >>>> Sydney Sweeney
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 21, 2025 04:53 PM (GBKbO)

The cloned sheep? Really?

You may be weirder than you let on.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of Alaska at August 21, 2025 04:54 PM (1Gsou)

80 They're certainly nice. Bordering on spectacular. But perfect? Tis in the eye of the beholder.

Posted by: Crewman #6 at August 21, 2025 04:54 PM (vydmm)

81 58 OT:

Mark wrote way too much about Ronin:

https://is.gd/ZRAJit

Ruminate in his thoughts on one of his favorite films, or at least pretend you read the whole thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 21, 2025 04:51 PM (GBKbO)

Thankee.

TJM wrote much more concisely about Ronin but only gave it 3.5/4 stars. Read his review and give him hell about it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 21, 2025 04:54 PM (xcxpd)

82 Jennifer Gray before that stupid plastic surgery; Yum! Still like watching Dirty Dancing to see her in those tight pants

Unique is sometimes very hot

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 21, 2025 04:54 PM (Dywz5)

83 42 @31

>>You take that back. Right now.

She looks like a bird mated with an alien.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 21, 2025 04:50 PM (yz4/+)

Anya Taylor Joy makes me think that i would always want to be armed. You can never know how a new species is going to react. Their body language is a cipher.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 21, 2025 04:55 PM (zZu0s)

84 77 Senator Amy Klobuchar Clarifies: I Didn't Say That Sydney Sweeney Had "Perfect Titties" Or That Democrats Are "Too Ugly to Go Outside"

What I actually said was I want to motorboat those perfect melons like a hippo that hasn't been fed in a month.

Posted by: Senator Amy Klobuchar at August 21, 2025 04:54 PM (sKqQm)

*spit take*

Well done

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 21, 2025 04:55 PM (xcxpd)

85 Dolley >>>> Sydney Sweeney
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 21, 2025 04:53 PM (GBKbO)

The cloned sheep? Really?

Aye, you gotta a problem with that?

Posted by: Some Scotsman at August 21, 2025 04:55 PM (sKqQm)

86 Hahahahahahaha…wheez…hahahaha…Streisand rule…hahahaha

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 21, 2025 04:55 PM (hlNLQ)

87 7 Sydney Sweeney is a butterface. If you're a boob man, I suppose that's irrelevant, but come on, she's a one trick pony.

You know, this kind of royally p*sses me off. I don't know how many times i've seen folks in this comments section going on about doing AOC or drooling over Taylor Swift.
AOC is a f**king rat in a human costume; i don't find her remotely attractive except as something to spray with Raid.
Taylor Swift can sing. As a woman, she's about as interesting as post surgery Madonna. You guys squick me out everytime you go on about her.
Sydney looks normal to me; she's not Gal Gadot pretty but she's cute and has a nice body and you guys start giving her these back of the hand comments; butterface? Get out here with that sh*t. Get off the f**king high horse already.

Posted by: Nelly at August 21, 2025 04:55 PM (cHLus)

88 They’re real and they’re spectacular!

Come on morons… I’m slow and I’m the first to post this??

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 21, 2025 04:55 PM (Dywz5)

89 tfm when you're wondering what "tkm" is supposed to mean
Posted by: anachronda at August 21, 2025 04:49 PM (v3pYe)
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after fighting five Blanks in the men's toilets

Oliver: WTF, Gary? WTF?

Gary: What the fuck does WTF mean??

Peter: bursting out of a stall What the fuck?!

Gary: Oh, yeah...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 21, 2025 04:55 PM (WvZaB)

90 >>Unique is sometimes very hot

MST3K - CREEPY GIRL

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=Tv0S2gzcEeU

Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2025 04:56 PM (Z1dZR)

91 Butterface? Most Dems aren't even Margarine face.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 21, 2025 04:56 PM (7leMO)

92 Mark wrote way too much about Ronin:

https://is.gd/ZRAJit

Ruminate in his thoughts on one of his favorite films, or at least pretend you read the whole thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 21, 2025 04:51 PM (GBKbO)

Best I can do is click and snark, "Holy cow, that is longer than the movie itself!"

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 21, 2025 04:56 PM (i24o9)

93 Come on people Sydney Sweeney or Anna Taylor Joy are both beautiful. Perfect? No.

But would I kick them out for shitting the bed?

Well yes.

But eating crackers? No

Posted by: Johnny Depp at August 21, 2025 04:57 PM (sKqQm)

94 The adfudition of the Klobuchar inset staring at SS's boobs should be illegal, because that is funny AF, too.

There's nothing wrong with a beautiful woman appreciating another beautiful woman.

https://is.gd/8xFCc7

Posted by: Hillary at August 21, 2025 04:57 PM (Riz8t)

95 35 I wouldn't say she has perfect titties, she has some nice ones but they are a bit too big for my tastes.

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Say "I'm a fag", without saying "I'm a fag"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 21, 2025 04:57 PM (ssSph)

96 'perfect t-tties'

*********

LOL

Took me using Minx 0.8 beta only 15 queries taking 0.0049 seconds to figure out what word they were disguising.

Posted by: muldoon at August 21, 2025 04:57 PM (/iMjX)

97 I have never seen perfect boobs before, so i am going to keep looking....
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 21, 2025 04:51 PM (ssSph)

Pre-work Tessa Fowler is damn close to perfect. Once she got above like probably 28-30, I think she had work done to keep em from drooping and made them a scotch bigger.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 21, 2025 04:57 PM (zZu0s)

98 AOC is a f**king rat in a human costume; i don't find her remotely attractive except as something to spray with Raid
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

FCK ME THAT'S GREAT.

Posted by: Enthusiast at August 21, 2025 04:57 PM (Fnbuk)

99 Willowed, re the pro-Hamas beatdowns at an Egyptian embassy:

Technically, that is an invasion of Egypt.
Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2025 04:43 PM (Z1dZR)

Seems like it to me. I wonder if that is true?
Posted by: Ann

From what I've read, it's a myth that embassies/consulates are sovereign territories of the countries that they represent. They enjoy some extraterritoriality, but are not independent of the country in which they reside.

Maybe a lawyer can chime in on this.

Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2025 04:57 PM (77rzZ)

100 87 7 Sydney Sweeney is a butterface. If you're a boob man, I suppose that's irrelevant, but come on, she's a one trick pony.

You know, this kind of royally p*sses me off. I don't know how many times i've seen folks in this comments section going on about doing AOC or drooling over Taylor Swift.
AOC is a f**king rat in a human costume; i don't find her remotely attractive except as something to spray with Raid.
Taylor Swift can sing. As a woman, she's about as interesting as post surgery Madonna. You guys squick me out everytime you go on about her.
Sydney looks normal to me; she's not Gal Gadot pretty but she's cute and has a nice body and you guys start giving her these back of the hand comments; butterface? Get out here with that sh*t. Get off the f**king high horse already.
Posted by: Nelly at August 21, 2025 04:55 PM (cHLus)

Chill out, Francis.

Tastes vary. It is known.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 21, 2025 04:58 PM (xcxpd)

101 There's nothing wrong with a beautiful woman appreciating another beautiful woman.

https://is.gd/8xFCc7
Posted by: Hillary at August 21, 2025 04:57 PM (Riz8t)

EEWWW. Ghastly.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of Alaska at August 21, 2025 04:58 PM (1Gsou)

102 Not perfect. I'm not fondling them.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 21, 2025 04:58 PM (Pq3EI)

103 Pre-work Tessa Fowler is damn close to perfect. Once she got above like probably 28-30, I think she had work done to keep em from drooping and made them a scotch bigger.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Yeah, Tessa was freaking awesome when she started out. But then she got tats and a navel piercing. Bye, Tessa.

Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2025 04:58 PM (77rzZ)

104 The adfudition of the Klobuchar inset staring at SS's boobs should be illegal, because that is funny AF, too.

There's nothing wrong with a beautiful woman appreciating another beautiful woman.

Two margaritas and I'm hitting that like Joe Biden at his daughter's elementary school graduation party.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 21, 2025 04:58 PM (sKqQm)

105 Butterface? Most Dems aren't even Margarine face.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 21, 2025 04:56 PM (7leMO)

She beyond better face, she's i can't believe it's not butter face!
-say it with Chris Rocks voice

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 21, 2025 04:59 PM (zZu0s)

106 92 Mark wrote way too much about Ronin:

https://is.gd/ZRAJit

Ruminate in his thoughts on one of his favorite films, or at least pretend you read the whole thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 21, 2025 04:51 PM (GBKbO)

Best I can do is click and snark, "Holy cow, that is longer than the movie itself!"
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 21, 2025 04:56 PM (i24o9)

And this is the short version.

My first draft was 18 pages....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 21, 2025 04:59 PM (xcxpd)

107 Maybe a lawyer can chime in on this.
Posted by: Bulg

For a price they will.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 21, 2025 05:00 PM (cYBz/)

108 If you want a beautiful face, you're two days late. TCM was Hedy all day on Tuesday.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 21, 2025 05:00 PM (s0JqF)

109 Why has no one generated a deep fake video of Klobuchar eating with her comb?

Basic human decency.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 21, 2025 05:00 PM (WCaCG)

110 75 You can smell the estrogen sloshing around in here.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Ace gives the daily weekday break or they're worthless concentrating the rest of the day.

Four year old boys > men 🤷‍♀️

Posted by: Much of Georgia at August 21, 2025 05:00 PM (NFX2v)

111 Nelly, there is a reason the phrase 'pointy/sharp elbows' has meaning here.

We are arguing about whether the Pieta or the Sistine Ceiling is perfect.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 21, 2025 05:00 PM (zZu0s)

112 @99 they are the territory of the nation whose embassy it is. They still have to comply with basic international norms of behavior (no sniping from the embassy) but local police cannot enter without permission. If something bad happens the host country can ask the diplomats to leave

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 21, 2025 05:01 PM (O8bOp)

113 108 If you want a beautiful face, you're two days late. TCM was Hedy all day on Tuesday.
Posted by: Eeyore at August 21, 2025 05:00 PM (s0JqF)

"It's Hedly."

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of Alaska at August 21, 2025 05:01 PM (1Gsou)

114 To each his own, she’s plenty pretty for me

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 21, 2025 05:01 PM (hlNLQ)

115 Sydney looks normal to me; she's not Gal Gadot pretty but she's cute and has a nice body and you guys start giving her these back of the hand comments; butterface? Get out here with that sh*t. Get off the f**king high horse already.
Posted by: Nelly at August 21, 2025 04:55 PM (cHLus)
_____________________________________

She needs to add about 250 lbs, and a couple chins. Then we'll see. Work in progress.

Posted by: President of Audiophilia of America at August 21, 2025 05:01 PM (dIske)

116 I have never seen perfect boobs before, so i am going to keep looking....
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 21, 2025 04:51 PM (ssSph)

I have, a few times. They exist. Nice, round, gravity defying, point at the sun, orbs of fucking perfection. Smaller, larger, no matter. They...exist. By all means keep looking though. A worthy hunt.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 21, 2025 05:02 PM (snZF9)

117 Jasmine has I Can't Believe It's Not Lard face.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 21, 2025 05:02 PM (7leMO)

118 Abbi Secraa, Nadine Jansen, and Milena Velba walk into a bar . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 21, 2025 05:02 PM (wVcYX)

119 Hahahahahahaha…wheez…hahahaha…Streisand rule…hahahaha

I never heard of this video before she complained, so it's a perfect Streisand effect.

Posted by: GOVERNOR NEWSOM PRESS OFFICE at August 21, 2025 05:03 PM (0A/JS)

120 If something bad happens the host country can ask the diplomats to leave
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Sounds like that means the host country is still the ultimate sovereign.

Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2025 05:03 PM (77rzZ)

121 118 Abbi Secraa, Nadine Jansen, and Milena Velba walk into a bar . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 21, 2025 05:02 PM (wVcYX)

And all the boys start pointing in the same direction.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of Alaska at August 21, 2025 05:03 PM (1Gsou)

122 Maybe a lawyer can chime in on this.

Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2025 04:57 PM (77rzZ)

OK, here goes. The most perfect t-tties are the ones in your hands or mouth at the moment, until the next set.

*divide 1 by 60, carry the one, round up to the nearest whole number, add 1*

That'll be $750, please.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 21, 2025 05:03 PM (i24o9)

123 Why has no one generated a deep fake video of Klobuchar eating with her comb?

I'm sure one will happen if she keeps inserting herself into the news.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 21, 2025 05:04 PM (0A/JS)

124 I can say the opposite for Swift. Very pretty face. Big eyes, delicate jaw, near-perfect symmetry. The rest of her body is just fine. Pretty enough. Still hot. Not mid. But I'd rather have Sweeney.

And what I'll get is my own wife, and a steak, and a beer, and be happy about it. Like most of y'all, not countin' the queers (you know who you are).

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 21, 2025 05:04 PM (ztQOq)

125 101 There's nothing wrong with a beautiful woman appreciating another beautiful woman

----

Oh fuck..... somebody done found my pron collection

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 21, 2025 05:04 PM (ssSph)

126
Dr Dobson is mortadell.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 21, 2025 05:04 PM (RkhjX)

127 It's good to be appreciated. Now if only those Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders are waiting in my apartment when I get home ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 21, 2025 04:47 PM (iFTx/)

You want: The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders

You'll accept: The New England Patriot Cheerleaders

You'll get: The two latest members of the Minnesota Vikings Cheerleaders

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at August 21, 2025 05:05 PM (a/dOO)

128 Fine!

There's going to be disagreement.

Let's start at the beginning.

The sweet breasts of Hillary.,The moans of pleasure from titty sqeezing Nancy Pelosi.

One of you just dug up Helen Thomas.

Pants off....

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at August 21, 2025 05:05 PM (jvJvP)

129 Did someone fuck the margins?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 21, 2025 05:05 PM (zZu0s)

130 129 Did someone fuck the margins?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 21, 2025 05:05 PM (zZu0s)

=======

Did they miss the picture of Sweeney?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 21, 2025 05:05 PM (GBKbO)

131 Did someone fuck the margins?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 21, 2025 05:05 PM (zZu0s)

Sorry.

Posted by: SS Boobs at August 21, 2025 05:05 PM (i24o9)

132 Sydney looks decent in her publicity photos, but she looks "off" somehow.

Photos or videos when she's genuinely happy show her at her best. I think that's true for many people. Hillary Clinton, for example, looks evil.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 21, 2025 05:06 PM (S/Y4j)

133 But would I kick them out for shitting the bed?

If you can pull that kind of tail, you can afford to buy a new bed as needed.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 21, 2025 05:06 PM (xzkgE)

134 There's nothing wrong with a beautiful woman appreciating another beautiful woman

----

Oh fuck..... somebody done found my pron collection
Posted by: Lemmiwinks

Hey, Ace, I think I know who hoisted your stash.

Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2025 05:06 PM (77rzZ)

135 If Sydney doesn't have perfect kitties, they're in the ballpark of perfection.
They would be perfect for motorboat if someone had a mind to do that.

Posted by: Justin Credible at August 21, 2025 05:07 PM (sAMJ6)

136 Sydney Sweeney is a butterface. If you're a boob man, I suppose that's irrelevant, but come on, she's a one trick pony.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 21, 2025 04:45 PM

She's a solid 7.

Posted by: toby928 at August 21, 2025 05:07 PM (jc0TO)

137 I just wanted to hear Klobuchar deny it.

Posted by: WisRich at August 21, 2025 05:08 PM (G0vdT)

138 The sweet breasts of Hillary.
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless

Back in the 90s, I knew guys who thought Hillary actually had a nice rack. I never cared to personally verify that claim.

Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2025 05:08 PM (77rzZ)

139 OK, here goes. The most perfect t-tties are the ones in your hands or mouth at the moment, until the next set.

*divide 1 by 60, carry the one, round up to the nearest whole number, add 1*

That'll be $750, please.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 21, 2025 05:03 PM (i24o9)

I think it was Adam Carolla that said "If I can touch them, they're real."

Posted by: Mainah at August 21, 2025 05:08 PM (LFd6j)

140 They’re real and they’re spectacular.

Never said by a Dem woman/heshe.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 21, 2025 05:08 PM (vK/Ja)

141 108 If you want a beautiful face, you're two days late. TCM was Hedy all day on Tuesday.

It's Hedley!

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at August 21, 2025 05:08 PM (HcoTw)

142 129 Did someone fuck the margins?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 21, 2025 05:05 PM (zZu0s)

=======

Did they miss the picture of Sweeney?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 21, 2025 05:05 PM (GBKbO)

Excitable boy. Act like you've been there before.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 21, 2025 05:08 PM (wVcYX)

143 Confession time: I believe everything that fake Senator Amy Klobuchar said.

Posted by: No Name Today at August 21, 2025 05:10 PM (vlXMQ)

144 Has Ace ever posted a Boob Cafe?

Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2025 05:10 PM (77rzZ)

145 Of course, now the motorboating debate begins anew.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 21, 2025 05:10 PM (NFX2v)

146 There's nothing wrong with a beautiful woman appreciating another beautiful woman.

https://is.gd/8xFCc7
Posted by: Hillary at August 21, 2025 04:57 PM (Riz8t)

Like Sophia Loren gazing upon Jayne Mansfield's charms.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 21, 2025 05:11 PM (wVcYX)

147 Has Ace ever posted a Boob Cafe?
Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2025 05:10 PM (77rzZ)

I don't remember any. You might get a Tit Cafe, if you ask nice.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 21, 2025 05:11 PM (S/Y4j)

148 Confession time: I believe everything that fake Senator Amy Klobuchar said.

Posted by: No Name Today at August 21, 2025 05:10 PM (vlXMQ)

She makes more sense and a more compelling case.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 21, 2025 05:11 PM (i24o9)

149 How are Sweeney's legs?

As I posted this morning, great legs are the hardest beauty feature for women to pull of (maybe men, too). There are far more women running around out there with great racks than with great gams.

Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2025 05:11 PM (77rzZ)

150 The fake Senator seems to be more honest then the "real" one

Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2025 05:11 PM (sKqQm)

151
Man looking at a woman's endowments: "Nice!"

Woman looking at a woman's endowments: "Whore!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 21, 2025 05:12 PM (P5SyH)

152 Yeah, Sweeney's not bad... but I missed the hot Asian girl threads! 😭

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 21, 2025 05:12 PM (Wf63w)

153 Look, we should clarify, here. What are the terms?

Sometimes people shit the bed because they're totally wasted. Doesn't mean I wouldn't bang ya if a shower and a move to the couch were part of the equation.

But, if you *deliberately* shit in the bed, you're outta here.

And, crackers in bed is a deal breaker. If you use my bed as a toilet, I might forgive it. But not as a kitchen. I didn't bring you there to get fat.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 21, 2025 05:12 PM (ztQOq)

154 Sydney's tit's are nice, maybe not perfect, but I don't object.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at August 21, 2025 05:12 PM (w3u3d)

155 Boob thread ? See ya' later

Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2025 05:12 PM (VE6XX)

156 Sydney has a nice butt and legs too.

I'm an all-purpose ogler.

Posted by: Delurker at August 21, 2025 05:12 PM (NhiOW)

157 Of course, now the motorboating debate begins anew.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 21, 2025 05:10 PM (NFX2v)

Honey, let's make it an Evinrude night!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 21, 2025 05:12 PM (wVcYX)

158 What's the name of the legislation?

Is it the That's Not Funny Act?

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at August 21, 2025 05:12 PM (GD2xa)

159 I don't remember any. You might get a Tit Cafe, if you ask nice.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Maybe a bird thread. With great tits.

Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2025 05:13 PM (77rzZ)

160 That's our Amy!

Romney only had binders full of omen. Amy threw binders at women (allegedly.)

We're so lucky here in Minnesota to have such powerful womyn elected officials like Klobuchar, Walz, and Finke (look zem/zer up.)

Posted by: Fritzy at August 21, 2025 05:13 PM (T5dpv)

161 Perfection is a hard act to follow for a perfect woman, near impossible for a klobuchar from Uranus.

Posted by: Eromero at August 21, 2025 05:13 PM (jgmnb)

162 so any time trump seems to forget a word or two for a moment we can say it's not real. got it

Posted by: gnats local678 at August 21, 2025 05:13 PM (CWTWj)

163 Yes everyone believed a woke lefty Democrat Senator suddenly turned into a right wing blog commenter.

The Horror.

Posted by: polynikes at August 21, 2025 05:14 PM (EYmYM)

164 7 Sydney Sweeney is a butterface. If you're a boob man, I suppose that's irrelevant, but come on, she's a one trick pony.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 21, 2025 04:45 PM (Riz8t)

It's better when she smiles.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at August 21, 2025 05:14 PM (GD2xa)

165 157. Honey, let's make it an Evinrude night!
Posted by: Count de Monet

VG. I knew someone would rise to the occasion. 🤣

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 21, 2025 05:14 PM (NFX2v)

166 That doesn't even look like AI, it's just someone dubbing her voice with a silly fake accent.

Posted by: Max Power at August 21, 2025 05:14 PM (q177U)

167 What's the name of the legislation?

Is it the That's Not Funny Act?

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at August 21, 2025 05:12 PM (GD2xa)

Preventing Realistic Untrustworthy News Everywhere Act.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 21, 2025 05:14 PM (i24o9)

168 If Sydney doesn't have perfect kitties, they're in the ballpark of perfection.
They would be perfect for motorboat if someone had a mind to do that.

Posted by: Justin Credible at August 21, 2025 05:07 PM (sAMJ6)

She is perfect for carnival.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 21, 2025 05:15 PM (snZF9)

169 @120 yes and no. The treaties which cover embassies and diplomats are pretty clear. The behavior has to be bad to intervene on an embassy.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 21, 2025 05:15 PM (O8bOp)

170 Boob thread ? See ya' later
Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2025 05:12 PM (VE6XX)

Don’t be a boob.

Posted by: polynikes at August 21, 2025 05:15 PM (EYmYM)

171 Honey, let's make it an Evinrude night!
Posted by: Count de Monet

My Dad always joked that he wanted a Johnson Seahorse motorboat. When we threw him a surprise 80th-birthday party, my brothers chipped in an bought him a Johnson Seahorse engine. It was great.

Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2025 05:15 PM (77rzZ)

172 Kate Upton > Sydney Sweeney > Gal Gadot.

There. Someone had to say it.

Posted by: Crusader at August 21, 2025 05:16 PM (TN0g+)

173 Remember if a conservative person makes a funny skit about a leftist it is an evil deepfake piece of disinformation, whereas if a leftist person makes a funny skit about a conservative it is 1st amendment protected free speech

Posted by: You can see Russia from my house at August 21, 2025 05:16 PM (sKqQm)

174 I'll just say it, I don't mind if they are even bigger.

Posted by: Max Power at August 21, 2025 05:16 PM (q177U)

175 Anna Taylor Joy has a weird face, like Uma Thurman levels of weird. But I can't say it's ugly.

She's part of a cadre of walleyed foetal alcohol syndrome girls we've been afflicted with lately, but the cuter one

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2025 05:16 PM (dfIr7)

176 Hmmm, I wonder if Trump just trusts his security team or if he is just Yolo after Butler.

Re episode of COPS tonight

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 21, 2025 05:16 PM (zZu0s)

177 Most of you are just bad little boys. 🤗

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 21, 2025 05:16 PM (NFX2v)

178 She is perfect for carnival.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

She makes great chicken tenders?

Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2025 05:17 PM (77rzZ)

179 She is perfect for carnival.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

She makes great chicken tenders?

Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2025 05:17 PM (77rzZ)

No, she sits on your face and you guess her weight.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 21, 2025 05:17 PM (snZF9)

180 Sydney Sweeney's appeal is that she's a tomboy girl-next-door who can tart up nice. And you just know she can be kinky. A f*ckable fantasy.

I first learned of her when she threw out the first pitch at a Red Sox game. When the starter got shelled she joked "put me in!"

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 21, 2025 05:18 PM (dtajH)

181 It's better when she smiles.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis

Agreed. She does have a nice smile. But then, smiles improve most faces, male or female.

Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2025 05:18 PM (77rzZ)

182 Wow, looks like Trump's tariffs are making electronics far more expensive. Wait until the holidays when parents can't afford gaming systems for their kids because of Trump. That will suck!

And for the computer geeks on here: enjoy the exuberant prices!

Posted by: Sid at August 21, 2025 05:18 PM (8dfFh)

183 I'll just say it, I don't mind if they are even bigger.
Posted by: Max Power at August 21, 2025 05:16 PM (q177U)

THIS.

*Citizen Kane clapping*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 21, 2025 05:18 PM (zZu0s)

184
Maybe a bird thread. With great tits.
Posted by: Bulg

And Booby babies.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2025 05:19 PM (63Dwl)

185 Butterface?? Reddit-tier ragebait edgy tryhard posting

Posted by: brak at August 21, 2025 05:19 PM (jGJov)

186 Amy just wants to date her.

Posted by: wth at August 21, 2025 05:19 PM (UjdFS)

187 Bar Rafaeli >> Gal Gadot

Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2025 05:19 PM (77rzZ)

188 Anna Taylor Joy has a weird face, like Uma Thurman levels of weird. But I can't say it's ugly.

Human beings easily perceive if someone else's eyes are not in the optimal location because we are really good at reading other people's faces. If they are too narrowly set that can be a marker for some genetic disorders. That is apparently not true for eyes set too widely.

So...you'll notice whether someone's eyes are too close or far BUT narrow will bother you more then far.

Posted by: 18-1 has actually done some research on this... at August 21, 2025 05:19 PM (sKqQm)

189 SCOTUS rules NIH DEI grants are DED dead.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 21, 2025 05:20 PM (1hR+8)

190 Gal Gadot is still pretty but less so these days than when she did the original Wonder Woman. I haven't seen Kate Upton for ages since she dumped me for Justin Verlander just because he's more handsome, skilled, famous, and richer than I am. No idea how she's holding up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2025 05:20 PM (dfIr7)

191 Hollywood does not take Victoria Secret type beauty seriously. If you look at all the supposed sex symbol serious actresses they pretty much all have a unique look. I call it ugly pretty.

Posted by: polynikes at August 21, 2025 05:20 PM (EYmYM)

192 Sid, go away, we are full up on gay dudes right now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 21, 2025 05:20 PM (zZu0s)

193 You Amy,
Nothing personal, but that AI deal was kind of funny.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at August 21, 2025 05:21 PM (w3u3d)

194 Anna Taylor Joy is a little grey in disguise.

Posted by: toby928 at August 21, 2025 05:21 PM (jc0TO)

195 You guys better look out. I’m certain you’re about to be scolded.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 21, 2025 05:21 PM (W2Pud)

196 Sid, you ignorant slut.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 21, 2025 05:21 PM (2UnvF)

197 How can you believe anything you see on the internet? And these fakes are only going to get better.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 21, 2025 05:21 PM (U9cV9)

198 i just had a revelation: dems keep taking the 20 percent side on many issues, like 20 percent support guys in women's sports, 20 percent support racial preference in schools and hiring, 20 percent support hamas, 20 percent want kamala to run again, 20 percent are for socialism

well 20 percent and 20 percent and 20 percent and 20 percent and 20 percent add up to 100 percent. winning! math courtesy of the baltimore high school math team

Posted by: gnats local678 at August 21, 2025 05:21 PM (CWTWj)

199 Hollywood does not take Victoria Secret type beauty seriously. If you look at all the supposed sex symbol serious actresses they pretty much all have a unique look. I call it ugly pretty.

Posted by: polynikes at August 21, 2025 05:20 PM (EYmYM)

They are all fashion model pretty. Which means what gay dudes find attractive with no curves to fuck up their clothes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 21, 2025 05:21 PM (zZu0s)

200 Kate Upton grew up the next county over from me in SW Michigan.

If I hadn't been in college when she was born, we might have been a thing.

Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2025 05:21 PM (77rzZ)

201 Sydney Sweeney's appeal is that she's a tomboy girl-next-door who can tart up nice. And you just know she can be kinky. A f*ckable fantasy.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 21, 2025 05:18 PM (dtajH)

I would say thats pretty accurate. Not a total raving beauty, but the cute girl next door that don't spend her life dolled up like a high maintenance chick, but does actually doll up pretty nice.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 21, 2025 05:21 PM (snZF9)

202 178 She is perfect for carnival.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Have you ever seen Mrs. Fetterman, a Democrat, dressed for carnival? Her pictures stirred debate for ages.

BTW, she had three kids, no nannies, and I thought (as another woman) she looked damn good.

C'est la vie!

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 21, 2025 05:22 PM (NFX2v)

203 Hollywood does not take Victoria Secret type beauty seriously. If you look at all the supposed sex symbol serious actresses they pretty much all have a unique look. I call it ugly pretty.
-------
Yep. Like that LSU gymnast.

Posted by: Crusader at August 21, 2025 05:22 PM (TN0g+)

204 They are all fashion model pretty. Which means what gay dudes find attractive with no curves to fuck up their clothes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Kate Moss has entered the chat.

Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2025 05:22 PM (77rzZ)

205 Posted by: Sid at August 21, 2025 05:18 PM (8dfFh)

Hah you guys are losing it. I think Trump also got an extra scoop of ice cream today. How will you cucks survive.

Posted by: polynikes at August 21, 2025 05:23 PM (EYmYM)

206 Ill take the scolding. I like women. I like looking at them.

Fucking sue me. Lol.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 21, 2025 05:23 PM (zZu0s)

207 Who will pick our silicon?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2025 05:23 PM (63Dwl)

208 What, pray tell, is a “Butterface”? I’ll not google that. No sir.

Miss Sweeney is attractive in a “girl next door” way. Realistic and perhaps attainable. Million dollar babes never did much for me. Because they are unattainable. George Carlin described the opposite phenomenon as “Hey, this could happen”. There was a country singer gal, from Alaska. She had a chipped front tooth. I mean, that’s just Arkansas hot right there! Willowbillies.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 21, 2025 05:23 PM (OrWo5)

209 Going back a ways, I still think, at her peak, Cyd Charisse was the most beautiful woman in film.

Posted by: mrp at August 21, 2025 05:23 PM (rj6Yv)

210 I can't see all of her boobs, however I like what I see.
You just keep being you girl.

Posted by: Case at August 21, 2025 05:23 PM (iwlvf)

211
Senator Amy Klobuchar Clarifies: I Didn't Say That Sydney Sweeney Had "Perfect Titties" Or That Democrats Are "Too Ugly to Go Outside"

Deepfake or not, what an epic troll of an epic troll.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at August 21, 2025 05:23 PM (Tv15w)

212 and yet i asked meta (facebook) ai to draw some pics of a female celebrity i like, and in on she had six fingers.

Posted by: gnats local678 at August 21, 2025 05:23 PM (CWTWj)

213 active shooter on Villanova campus rn

during the outdoor Mass for freshman move in

weird

it's a very nice area

let's wait and see I honestly can't believe there'd be a shooting?

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 21, 2025 05:23 PM (Pv3Rg)

214 200 Correction: Post-College. Navy.

Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2025 05:24 PM (77rzZ)

215 Whatever they're smoking? I'll pass.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 21, 2025 05:24 PM (YlWIZ)

216 191 Hollywood does not take Victoria Secret type beauty seriously. If you look at all the supposed sex symbol serious actresses they pretty much all have a unique look. I call it ugly pretty.

Posted by: polynikes at August 21, 2025 05:20 PM (EYmYM)

For my money the last truly beautiful actress is Michelle Pfeiffer.

She could nag me about getting a job and I would still swoon.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at August 21, 2025 05:24 PM (GD2xa)

217 What, pray tell, is a “Butterface”?

She's got a great body but 'er face...

Posted by: toby928 at August 21, 2025 05:24 PM (jc0TO)

218 active shooter on Villanova campus rn

during the outdoor Mass for freshman move in

weird

it's a very nice area

let's wait and see I honestly can't believe there'd be a shooting?
---------
They're not allowed to have guns on campus.

Posted by: Crusader at August 21, 2025 05:25 PM (TN0g+)

219 Going back a ways, I still think, at her peak, Cyd Charisse was the most beautiful woman in film.
Posted by: mrp

Another nice one. But no Grace, sorry.

Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2025 05:25 PM (77rzZ)

220 My rating of Sydney has gone up a few knotches

Posted by: Skip at August 21, 2025 05:25 PM (+qU29)

221 and yet i asked meta (facebook) ai to draw some pics of a female celebrity i like, and in on she had six fingers.
Posted by: gnats local678 at August 21, 2025 05:23 PM (CWTWj)

Yeah, Zuckerberg's mechanical Turk screwed up. It meant to enlighten you by putting a dick on her, but... AI.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 21, 2025 05:25 PM (ztQOq)

222 Anna Taylor Joy has a weird face, like Uma Thurman levels of weird. But I can't say it's ugly.

She's part of a cadre of walleyed foetal alcohol syndrome girls we've been afflicted with lately, but the cuter one
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2025 05:16 PM (dfIr7)

Lucie Wilde is near the top of that cadre's listing.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 21, 2025 05:26 PM (wVcYX)

223
"We want ugly, fat bitches wearing pink wigs and long-ass fake nails being loud and twerking on top of a cop car at a Waffle House because they didn't get extra ketchup, you know?" the video continued.

Points taken away for failing to mention shrapnel laden faces and bodies.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at August 21, 2025 05:26 PM (Tv15w)

224 let's wait and see I honestly can't believe there'd be a shooting?
---------
They're not allowed to have guns on campus.
Posted by: Crusader at August 21, 2025 05:25 PM

There's a velvet rope!

Posted by: toby928 at August 21, 2025 05:26 PM (jc0TO)

225 re 208: you might have meant the pop singer jewel. one of her front teeth was so crooked that it sometimes looked like she was missing a tooth

Posted by: gnats local678 at August 21, 2025 05:26 PM (CWTWj)

226 For my money the last truly beautiful actress is Michelle Pfeiffer.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis

Sorry, never got the appeal there.

Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2025 05:26 PM (77rzZ)

227 Can't stop laughing at things like this. There were some very good deepfakes set in the Hegseth hearings. I believe another one had Schiff being more of a jerk than he is in real life.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 21, 2025 05:26 PM (+OnsA)

228 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T REALLY HAVE BUTTER ON HER FACE!!!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLESSBERGER at August 21, 2025 05:27 PM (2UnvF)

229 I'm about ready to remove all females from the public sphere.

Posted by: Texican ette at August 21, 2025 05:27 PM (SNf74)

230 What she's really saying is that her own constituents aren't sharp enough to discern that it was parody, so "there oughta be a law" to preclude her from getting nasty-grams.

Posted by: MarkW at August 21, 2025 05:27 PM (5MZNC)

231 Sydney does not have butterface. She's cute, and when she smiles, it's even more enhanced. Plus, she's a gearhead. How hot is that?

Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo at August 21, 2025 05:28 PM (0aYVJ)

232 Most runway models get picked by gay guys who think that's what a hot girl should look like. Gisele Bundchen

Sports Illustrated picked models that were what regular guys wanted. Kate Upton

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 21, 2025 05:28 PM (dtajH)

233 Kate Upton grew up the next county over from me in SW Michigan.

If I hadn't been in college when she was born, we might have been a thing.
Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2025 05:21 PM (77rzZ)

The thing is, with all of the Dutch immigration to western Michigan (see - Zeeland, MI and Holland, MI), Kate Upton isn't exceptional. Those blue-eyed, tall girls along the Lake Michigan lakeshore can take your breath away.

Posted by: mrp at August 21, 2025 05:28 PM (rj6Yv)

234 Julia Roberts
Sarah Jessica Parker
Meryl Streep
Sandra Bullock
Emma Stone
Ellen Barkin
Kate Winslet
Scarlett Johansson
Jennifer Lawrence

Posted by: polynikes at August 21, 2025 05:28 PM (EYmYM)

235 Sydney might be twofaced.

Posted by: toby928 at August 21, 2025 05:28 PM (jc0TO)

236 Jewel! Yes, that’s her. Girls who aren’t perfect are perfect.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 21, 2025 05:28 PM (OrWo5)

237 They may not be perfect, but they are fine.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 21, 2025 05:28 PM (ZmEVT)

238 She's so cute I want a bottle of her bath water.

What?

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 21, 2025 05:28 PM (+OnsA)

239 Sydney Sweeney's face is far enough away from perfect to make her interesting, but not too far off to make her Democrat.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 21, 2025 05:29 PM (Dv3i1)

240 Can't stop laughing at things like this. There were some very good deepfakes set in the Hegseth hearings. I believe another one had Schiff being more of a jerk than he is in real life.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 21, 2025 05:26 PM (+OnsA)

What was he doing? Standing on an overpass and chucking a shopping cart into an Interstate highway?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 21, 2025 05:29 PM (ztQOq)

241 The Klobuchar video is the funniest thing I've seen today and Ace is right there too with his post.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 21, 2025 05:29 PM (a0XFK)

242 so has mossad whacked netahyahus cyber guy yet?

no way he wants to have a big extradition mess now.

Posted by: n at August 21, 2025 05:29 PM (WM8oa)

243 111 Nelly, there is a reason the phrase 'pointy/sharp elbows' has meaning here.

We are arguing about whether the Pieta or the Sistine Ceiling is perfect.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 21, 2025 05:00 PM (zZu0s

We once had a heated argument here about full sheet paper towels vs half sheet paper towels.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 21, 2025 05:29 PM (BbZ1G)

244 Most runway models get picked by gay guys who think that's what a hot girl should look like. Gisele Bundchen

Oh good Lord, talk about a butterface.

Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2025 05:29 PM (77rzZ)

245 There are exceptions where I think the actress is pretty pretty if not Victoria Secret pretty

Posted by: polynikes at August 21, 2025 05:30 PM (EYmYM)

246 Dems: Women are our strongest base now. What can we do to increase that?

Dem base, appointing a purple hair troll as spokesperszn: Let's attack a pretty and popular movie star and call her a Nazi!

What kind of brilliance got Dems to do the one thing that most drives women away?
Especially how women have a high tendency to want to follow other pretty women?

it's not like the party isn't already stacked to the brim with ugly, they want to increase the ugly by 50%.

PS: Recall not-to-long ago the Dems were cheering the Barbie movie as a feminist triumph?
and now they're denigrating Kristi as ICE Barbie?
LOL, but damn they're stupid.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 21, 2025 05:30 PM (1hR+8)

247 so has mossad whacked netahyahus cyber guy yet?

Who?

Posted by: toby928 at August 21, 2025 05:30 PM (jc0TO)

248 Homosexuals choose anorexic hollow cheeked heroin chic weird android looking boy things for the runway. Total boner killers

Posted by: Common Tater at August 21, 2025 05:30 PM (OrWo5)

249 Most of you are just bad little boys. 🤗
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 21, 2025 05:16 PM (NFX2v)

What are we gonna do
When they come for us?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 21, 2025 05:30 PM (wVcYX)

250 Going off topic.

With all these deepfakes, law enforcement may soon need to return to physical film, negatives, and real prints, with a full chain of custody, to use any photos or videos in a courtroom.

It may be too late for Kodak, though.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 21, 2025 05:30 PM (S/Y4j)

251 Apropos the last thread:

Would Boston be any worse off with Briana Wu as Mayor than they are with Michelle Wu?

Come on, Boston. Think outside the box!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2025 05:30 PM (6aG9P)

252 A fella could make a fortune with this crew!

Posted by: An Optometrist at August 21, 2025 05:31 PM (2UnvF)

253 most runway models are chosen for the ability to display the clothing, not distract from the clothing

Posted by: n at August 21, 2025 05:31 PM (WM8oa)

254 Homosexuals choose anorexic hollow cheeked heroin chic weird android looking boy things for the runway. Total boner killers

Posted by: Common Tater at August 21, 2025 05:30 PM (OrWo5)

Yup, this is known.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 21, 2025 05:31 PM (snZF9)

255 Most runway models get picked by gay guys who think that's what a hot girl should look like. Gisele Bundchen

Sports Illustrated picked models that were what regular guys wanted. Kate Upton
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 21, 2025 05:28 PM (dtajH)

*ahem* Kathy Ireland

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 21, 2025 05:32 PM (wVcYX)

256 Sweeney is cute. Still not on my list of five, alas.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 21, 2025 05:32 PM (+OnsA)

257 so has mossad whacked netahyahus cyber guy yet?

Who?
Posted by: toby9

andryovitch or whoever

Posted by: n at August 21, 2025 05:32 PM (WM8oa)

258 Most of you are just bad little boys. 🤗
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 21, 2025 05:16 PM (NFX2v)

What are we gonna do
When they come for us?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 21, 2025 05:30 PM (wVcYX)

Wear something nice like Ms. Sweeney and you won't have to look hard.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 21, 2025 05:33 PM (i24o9)

259 Homosexuals choose anorexic hollow cheeked heroin chic weird android looking boy things for the runway. Total boner killers

Posted by: Common Tater at August 21, 2025 05:30 PM

The Drinker cracked me up the other day when he described Pedro Pascal as a man that gay guys think women would find attractive.

Posted by: toby928 at August 21, 2025 05:33 PM (jc0TO)

260 Not a deep fake -

https://youtu.be/6mmwjDXHiAc

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 21, 2025 05:34 PM (Dv3i1)

261 Heh heh. You said "Briana Wu" and "outside the box." As Ben Roethlisberger would say, its funny because she has a penis.

Posted by: Wally at August 21, 2025 05:34 PM (7CamO)

262 Heather Graham i find beautiful.

Posted by: polynikes at August 21, 2025 05:35 PM (EYmYM)

263 Kelly Lebrock...Weird Science

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 21, 2025 05:35 PM (3Ope8)

264 sweeney is cute not beautiful, which is good because cute > beautiful when shes yours

Posted by: n at August 21, 2025 05:35 PM (WM8oa)

265 We once had a heated argument here about full sheet paper towels vs half sheet paper towels.
Posted by: Beartooth at August 21, 2025 05:29 PM (BbZ1G)

I can live with half sheets- but they bother me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 21, 2025 05:35 PM (zZu0s)

266 The thing is, with all of the Dutch immigration to western Michigan (see - Zeeland, MI and Holland, MI), Kate Upton isn't exceptional. Those blue-eyed, tall girls along the Lake Michigan lakeshore can take your breath away.
Posted by: mrp

My area was actually petty non-Dutch (though my fam was Dutch, from Grand Rapids), but we still had tons of hot women. Michigan produces those in spades. At least the western part of the state does.

Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2025 05:35 PM (77rzZ)

267 Old batty AWFLs ten years from now will pretend Pedro Pascal is a hot older dude like they do with Mark Ruffalo today.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 21, 2025 05:35 PM (ztQOq)

268 I can live with half sheets- but they bother me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 21, 2025 05:35 PM

They're ... unnatural.

Posted by: toby928 at August 21, 2025 05:35 PM (jc0TO)

269 Not a deep fake -

https://youtu.be/6mmwjDXHiAc
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 21, 2025 05:34 PM (Dv3i1)

That's funny!

Posted by: Spanky McFarland at August 21, 2025 05:36 PM (wVcYX)

270 Kelly Lebrock...Weird Science
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 21, 2025 05:35 PM (3Ope

Ugly beautiful.

Posted by: polynikes at August 21, 2025 05:36 PM (EYmYM)

271 it is funny how nobody stays beautiful for very long and then its off to fugly

Posted by: n at August 21, 2025 05:36 PM (WM8oa)

272 I can live with half sheets- but they bother me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 21, 2025 05:35 PM (zZu0s)

I hate them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 21, 2025 05:37 PM (ztQOq)

273 Sydney is cute; I hope she can keep the weight off.

Posted by: Sally Struthers at August 21, 2025 05:37 PM (qUkBO)

274 Sweeny's TATAs are not perfect but they are in the 90th percentile and I get a funny warm feeling in my clackerbag when I think about them.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 21, 2025 05:37 PM (17s+e)

275 The thing is, with all of the Dutch immigration to western Michigan (see - Zeeland, MI and Holland, MI), Kate Upton isn't exceptional. Those blue-eyed, tall girls along the Lake Michigan lakeshore can take your breath away.

she has an attractive face and nice rack, but shes built wrong

Posted by: n at August 21, 2025 05:37 PM (WM8oa)

276 it is funny how nobody stays beautiful for very long and then its off to fugly
Posted by: n at August 21, 2025 05:36 PM

I strive for brutally handsome.

Posted by: toby928 at August 21, 2025 05:37 PM (jc0TO)

277 *ahem* Kathy Ireland
Posted by: Count de Monet

I'd still take 60-something Kathy over Sydney.

Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2025 05:37 PM (77rzZ)

278 Sweeney's hot.

Not the hottest, but I remember this kind of debate about Kate Upton as well: Killer body but Kate's face was the "worst" thing about her. Not that she had a bad face, but the rest was just so awesome.

But just like Kate Upton, I think half of Sweeney's appeal is that she seems like fun to be around. She's hot, she knows it, but isn't "stuck up cheerleader" about it. We all know and loathed that type.

Beauty is both looks and personality. One of the hottest girls in real life that I knew was an absolute demon, and everyone walked on eggshells. She actually enjoyed firing people and ruining their lives.

She wasn't that hot, not with a personality like that. Kate and Sydney are cute/hot and their smiles and personalities take them to a next level.

Some of the leftist trolls are not so bad looking in a vacuum, but their personalities and sneers just make them horrible.

Posted by: SimoHayha at August 21, 2025 05:38 PM (2Xn6+)

279 Boys! I'm ready for my Glamor Shots closeup!

Posted by: Rosa DeLauro at August 21, 2025 05:38 PM (wVcYX)

280 Heather Graham i find beautiful.
Posted by: polynikes at August 21, 2025 05:35 PM (EYmYM)

From what I've seen Heather has aged VERY well.

Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo at August 21, 2025 05:38 PM (0aYVJ)

281 I haven’t a clue what women find attractive. Not ..A..Clue.

Posted by: polynikes at August 21, 2025 05:38 PM (EYmYM)

282 I watched Sink the Bismarck the other day. Dana Wynther was lovely. It have been fun to play hide the battleship with her. Or battle cruiser.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at August 21, 2025 05:39 PM (kTd/k)

283 Half sheets are the best thing since sliced bread!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 21, 2025 05:39 PM (wVcYX)

284 Boys! I'm ready for my Glamor Shots closeup!
Posted by: Rosa DeLauro at August 21, 2025 05:38 PM (wVcYX)

Hold on a minute. We're waiting for the ISS to pass overhead.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 21, 2025 05:40 PM (S/Y4j)

285 she has an attractive face and nice rack, but shes built wrong
Posted by: n

Fine. I will go investigate and report back.

Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2025 05:40 PM (77rzZ)

286 I haven’t a clue what women find attractive. Not ..A..Clue.
Posted by: polynikes at August 21, 2025 05:38 PM (EYmYM)

My first wife always liked women who were uglier than she was.

It was funny to hear her get all catty about hawt women.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 21, 2025 05:40 PM (DJPFk)

287 They're ... unnatural.
Posted by: toby928 at August 21, 2025 05:35 PM (jc0TO)

Yes. They also tear funny because they do not have the weight of the whole sheet behind them, plus they have a tendency to tear mid sheet when you are going for a full one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 21, 2025 05:40 PM (zZu0s)

288 274 Sweeny's TATAs are not perfect but they are in the 90th percentile and I get a funny warm feeling in my clackerbag when I think about them.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable

Pretty sure I heard on this blog you need to keep your clackerbag cool or the man-milk goes sour.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 21, 2025 05:40 PM (Dv3i1)

289 it is hard to age nicely if you're in the media since nearly everything everybody sees is of somebody who has had some professional do the hair, face, and wardrobe, then somebody does the lighting and then everything is retouched by software

Posted by: n at August 21, 2025 05:41 PM (WM8oa)

290 Pretty sure I heard on this blog you need to keep your clackerbag cool or the man-milk goes sour.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 21, 2025 05:40 PM

Clabberbag.

Posted by: toby928 at August 21, 2025 05:41 PM (jc0TO)

291 I'm not big on musicals but Singin in the Rain is one of my favorite flicks of any genre.

Cyd Charisse has a wonderful dance sequence in it

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 21, 2025 05:42 PM (dtajH)

292 Booo. Non-boob nood.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 21, 2025 05:42 PM (i24o9)

293 Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 21, 2025 05:40 PM (DJPFk)

Yes women judge women . I was talking about women and guys.

For instance more than a few women I knew back in the day thought the tennis player Pete Sampras was great looking. Again no clue .

Posted by: polynikes at August 21, 2025 05:42 PM (EYmYM)

294 Pretty sure I heard on this blog you need to keep your clackerbag cool or the man-milk goes sour.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 21, 2025 05:40 PM

Clabberbag.
Posted by: toby9

it is "clackerbag" it is the way he fires his love claymore

Posted by: n at August 21, 2025 05:43 PM (WM8oa)

295 If I use "clackerbag" 3 more times it will become part of my permanent vocabulary!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 21, 2025 05:44 PM (17s+e)

296 A woman can be too beautiful for movies, they're better when they are just this side of being super beautiful. There are exceptions like Ingrid Bergman but most of them are not quite as pretty as the best models.

And yeah the designers who promote models do so because they wear their clothing best, not because they are the hottest. Big breasts and hourglass figures do not display most clothing like the designers want. So you get Twiggy and Kate Moss

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2025 05:44 PM (dfIr7)

297 I haven’t a clue what women find attractive. Not ..A..Clue.
Posted by: polynikes at August 21, 2025 05:38 PM (EYmYM)

Good teeth, not too fat, nice, and a full wallet.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 21, 2025 05:46 PM (0eaVi)

298 the shooter is currently cornered in the parking garage

he didn't manage to shoot anyone

it's weird

I still feel like this is more a hoax/something I dunno

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 21, 2025 05:47 PM (Pv3Rg)

299 I've spent too much money on many dumb things in my life. Not just booze and chicks and clothes and big ticket stuff.

I went out for wings and beer practically every day in college. I've looked back and thought: "What a waste. Thousands of dollars down the drain at Sam's No. 3."

You know what I've never thought?

"I wish I just spent less money and got those bullshit paper towels that don't work right."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 21, 2025 05:48 PM (ztQOq)

300 Wait until the holidays when parents can't afford gaming systems for their kids because of Trump. That will suck!

Posted by: Sid at August 21, 2025 05:18 PM (8dfFh)

So buy the little bastards a pair of hiking boots and a Henry Golden Boy instead. They will be healthier for it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2025 05:50 PM (6aG9P)

301 "If Republicans are gonna have beautiful girls with perfect t-tties in their ads, we want ads for Democrats too, you know?

We want ugly, fat bitches wearing pink wigs and long-ass fake nails being loud and twerking on top of a cop car at a Waffle House because they didn't get extra ketchup, you know?

Fake, but accurate.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 21, 2025 05:53 PM (0sNs1)

302 Hollywood does not take Victoria Secret type beauty seriously. If you look at all the supposed sex symbol serious actresses they pretty much all have a unique look. I call it ugly pretty.

What Hollywood looks for are pretty but memorable faces. Someone you can see once onscreen for a few seconds and identify the "character" when she shows up ten minutes later.

In Hollywood there are literally a gajillion women with Victoria's Secret beauty. You see them all the time in movies but usually in the background.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 21, 2025 05:53 PM (iJfKG)

303 182. 182 Wow, looks like Trump's tariffs are making electronics far more expensive. Wait until the holidays when parents can't afford gaming systems for their kids because of Trump. That will suck!

Wouldn't Amazon fire stick be useful for some gaming?

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 21, 2025 05:56 PM (NFX2v)

304 Not a big side project, but when come across a actress of old like to see how she aged, hard to tell from 20s how 50s or 60s will treat her.

Posted by: Skip at August 21, 2025 06:00 PM (+qU29)

305 302 Hollywood does not take Victoria Secret type beauty seriously. If you look at all the supposed sex symbol serious actresses they pretty much all have a unique look. I call it ugly pretty.

What Hollywood looks for are pretty but memorable faces. Someone you can see once onscreen for a few seconds and identify the "character" when she shows up ten minutes later.

In Hollywood there are literally a gajillion women with Victoria's Secret beauty. You see them all the time in movies but usually in the background.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 21, 2025 05:53 PM (iJfKG)

I know, personally, two drop dead gorgeous women...who can act...who couldn't get hired in Hollywood. Too good looking, nobody can relate to them. All they get are background girls and maybe a 'rejected girlfriend' part.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 21, 2025 06:16 PM (xcxpd)

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