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Citing California's Anti-Business Lunacy, Bed Bath and Beyond Announces It Will Open No Stores In the Garbage-Fire State; Gavin Newsom Is Now Drunk-Tweeting 24/7

Before getting to that, let's review how Gavin Newsom is proving he's "the left-wing Trump who can beat the actual Trump."

He's got some monkeys running his press account, and these jokers are doing an imitation-is-the-sincerest-form-of-flattery Trump impression to show how Tough and Authentic and Manly Newsom is.

This is real. Gavin Newsom ordered these communications. This one is signed with his initials, indicating that he himself wrote it.

He's ragging on... Greg Gutfeld.

Governor Newsom Press Office
@GovPressOffice


I SELDOM WATCH LOW-RATED "GARBAGEMAN" GREG GUTFELD BUT, WHEN I DO, I MARVEL AT THE FAKE LAUGHTER ON THE SHOW. IT SOUNDS LIKE A BAD "LAUGH MACHINE," IT'S SO OBNOXIOUS AND DISGUSTING, JUST LIKE HIM, ALWAYS LAUGHING NO MATTER WHAT IS SAID. REAL PATRIOTS HATE IT WHEN FOX ("EDITS THE TAPES") PUTS GARBAGEMAN GREG ON. FOX OUGHT TO "GET SMART", AND NOT USE LOSERS LIKE THIS. ALSO, THEY SHOULDN'T ALLOW NEGATIVE ADS ABOUT ME. THANK YOU! -- GCN

And Dana Perino:


Governor Newsom Press Office
@GovPressOffice

DANA "DING DONG" PERINO (NEVER HEARD OF HER UNTIL TODAY!) IS MELTING DOWN BECAUSE OF ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM! FOX HATES THAT I AM AMERICA'S MOST FAVORITE GOVERNOR ("RATINGS KING") SAVING AMERICA -- WHILE TRUMP CAN'T EVEN CONQUER THE "BIG" STAIRS ON AIR FORCE ONE ANYMORE!!! TRUMP HAS "LOST HIS STEP" AND FOX IS LOSING IT BECAUSE WHEN I TYPE, AMERICA NOW WINS!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. -- GCN

I repeat, this is real. I'm not doing a bit.

The whole account is nothing but ALL-CAPS BRAGGING ABOUT NEWSOM'S "RATINGS" and stupid memes.

Like this:

memegcn.jpg

Here's a Sick Own of Trump:

Gavin Newsom has no policy he can sell to the American public, but he knows how to appeal to Regime shitlibs: Attack Trump, attack Fox News.


Newsom is even throwing out insults in Spanish. Responding to a post that says that HUD has removed the Spanish-language version of its website and is now English-only, Newsom responded "Vete a la chingada," which is, approximately, "Go to hell."

Ooh, cursing in a foreign language! How Authentic! How Manly! How appealing to (Hispanic) blue-collar male voters!


Even left-wingers are cringing at this Madonna-like reinvention:


Who's managing this account?

The Babylon Bee has the scoop:

bbnewsomeaccount.jpg

No just kidding, these are the real, very normal people running the account:

newsomaccountmanagers.jpg

I prefer the chimp.

So on to the headline news: Bed Bath and Beyond is attempting to buck the trend of brick-and-mortar stores closing in favor of everything being mail-order.

But the CEO announced he will open zero stores in California, citing the state's Mafia Vendetta attitude towards anyone seeking to do business or build in the formerly Golden State:

bbbstatement.jpg

And the monkeys running the account told this business "FUCK YOU. BYE." (See Correction, below.)

And maybe this came from "GCN" himself.

newsomfuckyou.jpg

Correction: Commenters have Fact Checked me, but in a real way, not a Brian Stelter Potato-Way.

It turns out that the "F*** YOU" post was made-up, but the real tweet was almost as bad:

UPDATE, CORRECTION, AND APOLOGY:

The F-U quote was fabricated by Magills, and my apologies for mistaking it for real.

Here's what Newsom's "team of pros" actually tweeted:

After their bankruptcy and closure of every store, like most Americans, we thought Bed, Bath & Beyond no longer existed.

We wish them well in their efforts to become relevant again as they try to open a 2nd store.

That amounts to the same thing, which is bad on them. But bad on me for mistaking Magills' fake screencap for the real thing.

Bonus: Gavin Newsom's press office (this twitter account) claimed that California wasn't responsible for the U-Turn Illegal Alien Killer, because Trump had given this illiterate foreign killer a work permit.

Nope, the DHS's Tricia McLaughlin fired back. Trump tried to deport him, an immigration judge insisted he stay.

And then Biden gave him a work permit.

And the Newsom gave him the Commercial Drivers License (CDL) he was not qualified to hold.


Is this egregious Adult Fantasy Erotic Role-Playing working?

It is working, as far as ingratiating himself to the lunatic Democrat Cult base.

He's moved into the lead in the race for the Democrat nominee to be the one to lose to JD Vance.


California Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) topped former Vice President Kamala Harris in a hypothetical 2028 Democratic presidential primary in the Golden State, a new poll found.

The survey, released Wednesday from Politico and other partners, shows Newsom in the lead in a wide field of possible contenders with 25 percent support among California Democrats and Democratic-leaning independents. Harris came in second with 19 percent, followed by former Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg's 13 percent and Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's (D-N.Y.) 10 percent.

The other possible candidates included all received less than 5 percent, according to the results.

The latest poll comes years before any votes will be cast in the next presidential election but is a marker of where opinion in the state may stand at this early stage.

The poll is just of California voters. But this is a good barometer for the national Democrat electorate, they're all San Francisco Democrats now.

Posted by: Ace at 03:20 PM




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Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2025 03:20 PM (kkTda)

2 Before getting to that, let's review how Gavin Newsom is proving he's "the left-wing Trump who can beat the actual Trump."

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But...Trump's not going to run in 2028.

This is fighting the last war.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 20, 2025 03:20 PM (GBKbO)

3
Yeah, baby!

*plumps on sofa*
*manspreads*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2025 03:20 PM (kkTda)

4 Bed, Bath and Beyond is coming back??

I thought they went out of business!

I miss that store!

Posted by: kallisto at August 20, 2025 03:21 PM (dCxaZ)

5 The poll is just of California voters. But this is a good barometer for the national Democrat electorate, they're all San Francisco Democrats now.

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Not when South Carolina is first in the primary schedule.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 20, 2025 03:21 PM (GBKbO)

6 he's attacking Vance too

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2025 03:21 PM (KRtlO)

7 Hope more companies leave Leftifornia

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2025 03:22 PM (+qU29)

8
Should read, "A hypothetical California Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) topped former Vice President Kamala Harris in a 2028 Democratic presidential primary in the Golden State, a new poll found."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2025 03:22 PM (kkTda)

9 Bed Bath and Beyond? They're still in business?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 20, 2025 03:22 PM (iFTx/)

10
I thought they went out of business!

I miss that store!
Posted by: kallisto at August 20, 2025 03:21 PM (dCxaZ)

___________

Too many CA stores.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2025 03:23 PM (kkTda)

11 Someone better screenshot the "Fuck you, bye" post. That will be very quickly deleted.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 20, 2025 03:23 PM (iFTx/)

12 6 he's attacking Vance too
Posted by: ace at August 20, 2025 03:21 PM (KRtlO)

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Trump didn't become popular because he's brash.

He became popular because he said things the people wanted said but were considered unsayable by our entire political class.

He just delivered that message brashly.

Democrats taking the brashness as the secret sauce of Trump is just the latest example of them thinking that their messaging is the problem. It's like their cursing (note: Trump doesn't curse very much).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 20, 2025 03:23 PM (GBKbO)

13 Vance and Elon may be joining up according to Legalinsurrection.com

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2025 03:23 PM (+qU29)

14 Newsome is such an effete ponce, it is not even funny.

I see him all the time as he built a house just up the hwy from me, on his FIL's Ranch.

He spends more time in front of the mirror than his wife does.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2025 03:23 PM (Z1dZR)

15 4 Bed, Bath and Beyond is coming back??

I thought they went out of business!

I miss that store!


I KNOW!

I'm super excited

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 20, 2025 03:24 PM (Pv3Rg)

16 Good Lord.. Gov. greaseball has lost it.... By the way Gutfeld has a live audience.... Old Greg must have hit a nerve....

Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2025 03:24 PM (VE6XX)

17 They write tweets for Gavin, but is that all they do?

Skank and Dweeb, coming this Fall to the CW.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 20, 2025 03:24 PM (5yDGQ)

18 Gavin Newsom Responds (Really): "FUCK YOU. BYE."

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Well, at least he didn't say pussy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 20, 2025 03:24 PM (L/fGl)

19 Looking forward to GCN’s bad Botox phase.

Posted by: Cray Cray at August 20, 2025 03:24 PM (On+Ml)

20 More companies need to leave CA. And Seattle. And Everett.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 20, 2025 03:24 PM (xcxpd)

21 11 Someone better screenshot the "Fuck you, bye" post. That will be very quickly deleted.


it's definitely been screenshotted, but when I saw it going around X people still thought it was a shop

I guess not!

damn those kids are tardy

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 20, 2025 03:25 PM (Pv3Rg)

22
Someone better screenshot the "Fuck you, bye" post. That will be very quickly deleted.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 20, 2025 03:23 PM (iFTx/)

__________

It's what happens when you have 25-year-old social media people with the maturity of 5-year-olds.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2025 03:25 PM (kkTda)

23 The Blade has taken some girls to bed, bath, and beyond ....

Just sayin!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 20, 2025 03:25 PM (iFTx/)

24 So he got the Goolag AI to write posts in all caps? Because it looks like bad left wing AI to me.

Posted by: Thomans Paine at August 20, 2025 03:25 PM (0U5gm)

25 this is good, Elric

own it

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 20, 2025 03:26 PM (Pv3Rg)

26 Who is the guy in the red hat in the top stupid meme or whatever it is?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2025 03:26 PM (Xncj3)

27 >>By the way Gutfeld has a live audience.... Old Greg must have hit a nerve....


Gutfeld has always had a gag of laugh tracks over bad jokes.

Anyone who is a regular here would also recognize the jokes his writers steal from the comments.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2025 03:26 PM (Z1dZR)

28 24 So he got the Goolag AI to write posts in all caps? Because it looks like bad left wing AI to me.
Posted by: Thomans Paine at August 20, 2025 03:25 PM (0U5gm)

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90% chance his staffers tell some AI to deliver a message as "Trump" and they just copy and paste.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 20, 2025 03:26 PM (GBKbO)

29 >Nope, the DHS's Tricia McLaughlin fired back. Trump tried to deport him, an immigration judge insisted he stay.


Name the immigration judge.

Posted by: mr tmz at August 20, 2025 03:26 PM (rJ48h)

30 Newsom's a disaster.

I wonder who his 2028 Presidential running mate will be?

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at August 20, 2025 03:27 PM (jvJvP)

31 29 >Nope, the DHS's Tricia McLaughlin fired back. Trump tried to deport him, an immigration judge insisted he stay.


Name the immigration judge.
Posted by: mr tmz at August 20, 2025 03:26 PM (rJ48h)

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*runs to the Star Wars name generator*
-Blugho Glaggakf

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 20, 2025 03:27 PM (GBKbO)

32 I don't get it. Is that Frank Zappa, Hogan, and Ticker praying for his soul?

Posted by: toby928 at August 20, 2025 03:27 PM (jc0TO)

33 Is that Kid Rock, the Hulkster, and...Tucker Carlson?

Posted by: brak at August 20, 2025 03:27 PM (jGJov)

34 oh it will be Gruesome/AOC

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 20, 2025 03:28 PM (Pv3Rg)

35 Said it earlier, a blue haired Hispanic Karen and a bowtied soy boy who looks like he sips penis

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 20, 2025 03:28 PM (so5nu)

36 People in California seem clueless about how much the rest of the country hates them. There's no chance for him to win

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 20, 2025 03:28 PM (kUxzU)

37 30 Newsom's a disaster.

I wonder who his 2028 Presidential running mate will be?
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at August 20, 2025 03:27 PM (jvJvP)

I'm available

Posted by: Kamala at August 20, 2025 03:28 PM (VE6XX)

38 Overstock bought the BBB name and rebranded. Any new brick and mortar stores will be BBB Hime, so long as your home isn't in California.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at August 20, 2025 03:28 PM (4DY5T)

39 I don't get the meme with this hairgel homo and the Hulkster

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 20, 2025 03:28 PM (iFTx/)

40 33 Is that Kid Rock, the Hulkster, and...Tucker Carlson?

yeah they were just playing with AI

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 20, 2025 03:28 PM (Pv3Rg)

41
Mariners self-destructing. Phillies have scored 4 so far in the 7th.

*checks nervously for nurse*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2025 03:28 PM (kkTda)

42 Bed, Bath and Beyond is coming back??

I thought they went out of business!

I miss that store!
Posted by: kallisto at August 20,

They were "mostly out of business"

Posted by: Josephistan at August 20, 2025 03:28 PM (y9ksN)

43 Or BBB Home. Whichever you prefer.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at August 20, 2025 03:28 PM (4DY5T)

44 Newsome is trying really hard to do two things:
1) counter Trump's style of destroying opponent by doing it first
2) win the male vote

Why? Because Newsome has zero black support and almost no male support. But in today's culture? This stuff infuriates his base who have zero give and no willingness to wink at some stuff to get the win

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2025 03:29 PM (dfIr7)

45 Remember on 11/11 Gov. Newsom Extends California’s COVID State Of Emergency For 3rd Time.
Closed down small businesses & kept corporations open
Closed down schools but his kids in a private school with no restrictions
Unleashed the National guard on Californians and allowed for less than lethal force on those who were on beaches without masks
Demanded sheriffs arrest people unmasked in stores.
Arrested 32 people including myself during a peaceful non violent protest at the Capitol
That’s a king complex.
We had a beautiful family day yesterday, and will never let people forget what Gavin Newsom did

Posted by: SMOD at August 20, 2025 03:29 PM (RHGPo)

46 I SEE ENGLAND
I SEE FRANCE
I SEE DONALD TRUMP'S UNDERPANTS!

Posted by: Governor News om's Press Office at August 20, 2025 03:29 PM (47/pr)

47 JD Vance debating Newsom would be hilarious. There's not a single authentic thing about Gavin, and JD would just exploit that the entire time. It would take minutes for Gavin to burst in to anger as his facade is torn down, and his fake bravado is put in it's place by a chubby guy.

Posted by: Rbastid at August 20, 2025 03:29 PM (TNXrL)

48 39 I don't get the meme with this hairgel homo and the Hulkster
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 20, 2025 03:28 PM (iFTx/)

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I think it's just a play on some AI image from the campaign of three dead people (can't remember who specifically) surrounding Trump.

It's just imitation without thought.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 20, 2025 03:29 PM (GBKbO)

49 Then (if at all) Trump responds in normal measured presidential tones which is what makes him hilarious.

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2025 03:29 PM (rME7O)

50 33 Is that Kid Rock, the Hulkster, and...Tucker Carlson?
Posted by: brak at August 20, 2025 03:27 PM (jGJov)


Yeah.... I don't think so.... Not even Tucker is that stupid...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2025 03:29 PM (VE6XX)

51 I don't understand the painting of Kid Rock, Hulk Hogan, and Tucker all standing around a seated Newsom. Are they supposed to be supporters? Why those three? I don't think any of them are liked or respected by the left. Are they supposed to be right wing icons who are gravitating to Newsom? Is there any real life support for that idea?

Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2025 03:29 PM (lIio7)

52 The "Fuck You Bye" post is a fake (Instapundit has this)...

BUT, the real post is really just a wordier less curse word version of the same thought, so I'll give Ace credit for "fake, but accurate"...

Posted by: Nova Local at August 20, 2025 03:29 PM (tOcjL)

53 Trump didn't become popular because he's brash.

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He became popular because his policies, you know, work.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 20, 2025 03:29 PM (L/fGl)

54 Mariners self-destructing. Phillies have scored 4 so far in the 7th.

*checks nervously for nurse*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2025 03:28 PM (kkTda)

Make that 5 runs now

Posted by: Josephistan at August 20, 2025 03:30 PM (y9ksN)

55 Maybe he's hoping people will mistake him for alleged murderer Alec Baldwin. Because that's a good look.

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2025 03:30 PM (rME7O)

56 Real Newsom tweet (from Insty)...

"Here’s what Newsom’s “team of pros” actually tweeted:

After their bankruptcy and closure of every store, like most Americans, we thought Bed, Bath & Beyond no longer existed.

We wish them well in their efforts to become relevant again as they try to open a 2nd store."

Posted by: Nova Local at August 20, 2025 03:30 PM (tOcjL)

57 "The Aristocrats," is still the punchline no matter how hard you try, Gavin.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 20, 2025 03:30 PM (YlWIZ)

58 Hey why has no one ever thought of imitating Trump before???

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2025 03:30 PM (rME7O)

59 2032. I'll be tanned. Rested. Ready!

Posted by: David Hogg at August 20, 2025 03:31 PM (aIM+X)

60 Gutfeld is beating the threw chimps and your state is on fire brylcream

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at August 20, 2025 03:31 PM (bXbFr)

61 DONALD TRUMP THINKS HE'S HOT SNOT ON A SILVER PLATTER BUT ALL HE IS IS COLD BOOGERS ON A PAPER PLATE!

Posted by: Governor News om's Press Office at August 20, 2025 03:31 PM (47/pr)

62 58 Hey why has no one ever thought of imitating Trump before???
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2025 03:30 PM (rME7O)

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*Anakin and Padme meme*

You mean his policies, right?

*pause*

You mean his policies, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 20, 2025 03:31 PM (GBKbO)

63 What a total douchetool, Newsome is so skeezy and no one likes him, no one. Not even the rich liberal ladies.

He's trying to pull a Trump and only Trump can pull a Trump.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 20, 2025 03:31 PM (Cg3Gl)

64 I don't get the meme with this hairgel homo and the Hulkster
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 20, 2025 03:28 PM (iFTx/)

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I think it's just a play on some AI image from the campaign of three dead people (can't remember who specifically) surrounding Trump.

It's just imitation without thought.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 20, 2025 03:29 PM (GBKbO)
_______

I'm pretty well keyed into politics and culture and shit. And I have no fucking idea what the meme is about. MEME FAIL.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 20, 2025 03:31 PM (iFTx/)

65 >>Hey why has no one ever thought of imitating Trump before???


Dark Brandon has entered the chat.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2025 03:32 PM (Z1dZR)

66 Exhibit #123312 of "The Left can't Meme"

Posted by: brak at August 20, 2025 03:32 PM (jGJov)

67 64 I'm pretty well keyed into politics and culture and shit. And I have no fucking idea what the meme is about. MEME FAIL.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 20, 2025 03:31 PM (iFTx/)

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Yeah, I think I saw it once.

Just one of those things true believes share that overinflate a political figure at the height of a campaign season.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 20, 2025 03:32 PM (GBKbO)

68 I'll give this to Newsome over Harris. At least I can figure out what lie he's telling. With her, you can't really be sure.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 20, 2025 03:32 PM (s0JqF)

69 Newsom is starting a presidential run more than three years before the election. Cali is a wreck that will only get worse. By 2026 Newson will burn out and be ignored. He isn't black, Hispanic, Islamic , a woman,gay or trans. You're S O.L. hair gel

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 20, 2025 03:32 PM (so5nu)

70 Democrats only have lies. Period.

They lie. About everything. Every time. All the time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 20, 2025 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

71 12- exactly! That are equating (and embellishing) the method of delivery with the message. Certainly there was a bit of pent up frustration on our side that enjoyed his bluntness- but the other side has always been boorish (Paul Ryan wheeling an old lady off a cliff; MittRomney gave employees cancer, etc.) it was more “finally we’re fighting back”and openly calling bullshit bullshit. Ace expounded on this topic for years. So Gov dumbass is doomed to look like the dumbass he is and crash and burn like he deserves.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 20, 2025 03:33 PM (hlNLQ)

72 Re Gutfeld (at least one Redeye)

The laughs may have been fake, but some of those boobs were real!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 20, 2025 03:33 PM (zZu0s)

73 California Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) topped former Vice President Kamala Harris in a hypothetical 2028 Democratic presidential primary in the Golden State, a new poll found.

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Damping with faint praise.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 20, 2025 03:33 PM (L/fGl)

74 Need a source for something: On Decoy Voice's channel, as he was explaining how the illegal semi driver was connected to Newscum, he had up a retweet of a side-by-side of Newsom and Vance in high school. Newsome was trying to look intellectual with a scarf and book, while Vance was.... walking past girls pretending to use the urinals? I thought it was hilarious, but I'm not sure what it's actually supposed to be.

Posted by: pookysgirl tried to stay out of the yearbook at August 20, 2025 03:33 PM (8lm0D)

75 >>>No just kidding, these are the real, very normal people running the account

I think those two are the same person, in different disguises.

Posted by: No Name Today at August 20, 2025 03:33 PM (vlXMQ)

76 it's a just a really and truly dumb play on an AI image you see all over the place, I assume it's a Grok Imagine default or something

like two days ago my X feed was full of those crappy things

so Morticia and Gomez made one to make fun of PDJT I guess

super clever

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 20, 2025 03:33 PM (Pv3Rg)

77 Honestly she should be beated with the rottem trunk of those dead trees

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at August 20, 2025 03:33 PM (bXbFr)

78
don't understand the painting of Kid Rock, Hulk Hogan, and Tucker all standing around a seated Newsom. Are they supposed to be supporters?
--------

They're trying so hard to brand MAGA.

They did it once before with Jussie and the "This is MAGA country" lie - but then Trump methodically took it back and rebranded the entirety of America as MAGA and hip and beautiful and cool.

So they're trying to re-re-re-brand us. It's not going to work. Trump is doing way too much winning. They will need something else completely fake.

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2025 03:33 PM (rME7O)

79 Who cares about democrat polls? They don’t even have real primaries.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2025 03:34 PM (W/aRY)

80 74 Need a source for something: On Decoy Voice's channel, as he was explaining how the illegal semi driver was connected to Newscum, he had up a retweet of a side-by-side of Newsom and Vance in high school. Newsome was trying to look intellectual with a scarf and book, while Vance was.... walking past girls pretending to use the urinals? I thought it was hilarious, but I'm not sure what it's actually supposed to be.
Posted by: pookysgirl tried to stay out of the yearbook at August 20, 2025 03:33 PM (8lm0D)

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That's a real picture. It was supposed to destroy Vance like a year or so ago.

But, it's mainly just a comparison of Newsom looking put together and Vance looking dorky.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 20, 2025 03:34 PM (GBKbO)

81 He should

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at August 20, 2025 03:34 PM (bXbFr)

82 I think those two are the same person, in different disguises.


No Name - dude you win the thread!

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 20, 2025 03:34 PM (Pv3Rg)

83 Gutfeld has the highest ratings on TV.

Low Rated? Really?

He must've been watching Colbert at the time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 20, 2025 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

84 65 >>Hey why has no one ever thought of imitating Trump before???


Dark Brandon has entered the chat.


hmmmm... *scribbles note* dark gavin

Posted by: autistic chimp at August 20, 2025 03:34 PM (ZuKM8)

85 I think that's Tucker too.



I do actually have TWO Monkey statues and pedestals coming in soon. The monkeys are really cute, painted black holding a yellow banana. They're cement, The pedestals are about 80 pounds and the monkeys are about 175 pounds.

One's going outside and one's going in the house because it makes me laugh. I think year's of Morning Rants subconsciously influenced me.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at August 20, 2025 03:34 PM (jvJvP)

86 So BEN ROTHELSBERGER is Newsome's campaign manager now?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2025 03:35 PM (8avO+)

87 Someone better screenshot the "Fuck you, bye" post. That will be very quickly deleted.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 20, 2025 03:23 PM (iFTx/)


I don't remember the same 'Fuck You. Bye.' post when Playboy announced they were moving out of Californistan.

Posted by: RickZ at August 20, 2025 03:35 PM (gKDq2)

88 Said it earlier, a blue haired Hispanic Karen and a bowtied soy boy who looks like he sips penis

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 20, 2025 03:28 PM (so5nu)

Sips? He probably goes at it as if he was suffocating and the balls are holding oxygen.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2025 03:35 PM (snZF9)

89 California Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) topped former Vice President Kamala Harris in a hypothetical 2028 Democratic presidential primary in the Golden State, a new poll found.


Let's be fair. Stepping over a pile of dogshit in the yard isn't a tough task.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 20, 2025 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

90 Damn autocucumber is missing me off!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 20, 2025 03:35 PM (L/fGl)

91 SHAWN HANNITY IS SO BAD AT WHAT HE DOES ON FOX HE HAS TO GET RID OF ALAN COLMES AND HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A FAKE LAUGH TRACK.

Posted by: Governor News om's Press Office at August 20, 2025 03:35 PM (47/pr)

92 Is that Kid Rock with Hulk Hogan and Tucker?

Also, I thought all this was a bit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 20, 2025 03:35 PM (zZu0s)

93 Bed Bath and Beyond? They're still in business?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 20, 2025 03:22 PM (iFTx/)


Heh.
I thought the three B's were Beer, Bath, and a Blowj...errr....well, you know.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2025 03:35 PM (2WIwB)

94 I should try to see Gutfield live in New York before the city completely goes to hell under Mamdani

Posted by: Josephistan at August 20, 2025 03:35 PM (y9ksN)

95 Anyone who is a regular here would also recognize the jokes his writers steal from the comments.
Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2025 03:26 PM


I never get the credit I deserve.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 20, 2025 03:36 PM (G+t2h)

96 I may have to sign up to Twitter just to mock.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 20, 2025 03:36 PM (zZu0s)

97 From now on I shall call him Governor Tourette.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 20, 2025 03:36 PM (2UnvF)

98
Sips? He probably goes at it as if he was suffocating and the balls are holding oxygen.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2025 03:35 PM (snZF9)



Heh.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 20, 2025 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

99 Sips? He probably goes at it as if he was suffocating and the balls are holding oxygen.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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Disturbing but hilarious.

Posted by: whig at August 20, 2025 03:36 PM (ctrM5)

100 Beau died trying to save the kids at a burning orphanage at a Bed, Bath & Beyond.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 20, 2025 03:36 PM (PiwSw)

101 While the "FU" tweet is fake, the actual response from Newscum is no better.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 20, 2025 03:36 PM (zHKd4)

102
That's a real picture. It was supposed to destroy Vance like a year or so ago.

But, it's mainly just a comparison of Newsom looking put together and Vance looking dorky.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 20, 2025 03:34 PM (GBKbO)

And yet I read it as Newsom as a entitled, rich, high school asshole, ala the 80's teen movie villain.

And JD being a 100% normal middle class kid...one of those who blossoms in 80s teen movies by the end of the movie and becomes the hero.

It was really dumb of the Newsom folks to post it b/c it does not make Newsom look good...

Posted by: Nova Local at August 20, 2025 03:36 PM (tOcjL)

103 87 Someone better screenshot the "Fuck you, bye" post. That will be very quickly deleted.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 20, 2025 03:23 PM (iFTx/)

I don't remember the same 'Fuck You. Bye.' post when Playboy announced they were moving out of Californistan.

Posted by: RickZ at August 20, 2025 03:35 PM (gKDq2)

As I posted, the tweet is NOT real. I posted the real tweet.

Posted by: Nova Local at August 20, 2025 03:37 PM (tOcjL)

104 > Someone better screenshot the "Fuck you, bye" post. That will be very quickly deleted.

The tweet is already deleted, if they ever actually posted it. Grok thinks they never posted it.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2025 03:37 PM (lIio7)

105 California Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) topped former Vice President Kamala Harris in a hypothetical 2028 Democratic presidential primary in the Golden State, a new poll found.


Let's be fair. Stepping over a pile of dogshit in the yard isn't a tough task.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 20, 2025

But stepping over human shit is so bad in California you need an app to help you

Posted by: Josephistan at August 20, 2025 03:37 PM (y9ksN)

106 I need a reading from the ettes:

As objective as you can be, removed from any question of politics and just regarding his looks:

Gavin Newsom?

Hot or not?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 20, 2025 03:37 PM (GBKbO)

107 I thought the three B's were Beer, Bath, and a Blowj...errr....well, you know.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2025 03:35 PM


Brisket instead of Bath.

Posted by: I, Moron at August 20, 2025 03:37 PM (G+t2h)

108 I thought BB&B went bankrupt.

Posted by: pudinhead at August 20, 2025 03:37 PM (W3T6M)

109 Warning: the pics of Newsome's X writers are fake. No bluehair would be caught dead without a nose ring.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at August 20, 2025 03:38 PM (9Y9GP)

110 Said it earlier, a blue haired Hispanic Karen and a bowtied soy boy who looks like he sips penis

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 20, 2025 03:28 PM (so5nu)

Sips? He probably goes at it as if he was suffocating and the balls are holding oxygen.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2025 03:35 PM (snZF9)

Gobbles?

A play on cock-goblin?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 20, 2025 03:38 PM (zZu0s)

111
But stepping over human shit is so bad in California you need an app to help you
Posted by: Josephistan at August 20, 2025 03:37 PM (y9ksN)



Vance showed it to people in his debate against not so dapper Dan.

It will come out again, a lot, should that shitheel decide to run.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 20, 2025 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

112 A friend went with his wife once to Bed, Bath and Beyond. She asked him to go again and he responded "Bed, Bath and Shit. No thanks" . She didn't ask again

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 20, 2025 03:38 PM (so5nu)

113 Miss me yet?

Posted by: That six (now seven) year old who was Kamala's speechwriter at August 20, 2025 03:38 PM (PiwSw)

114 Bed Bath & Beyond is re-opening their retail stores? Thought they went Chapter 11 (or 7?) and closed all brick and mortar.

Like all the other retail closures, it's been a big loss for consumer welfare. So many things really not suited to blind/online buying.

World Market is the same ownership, or was. Did they go out too? Didn't notice them closing here but I don't go by their locations often.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 20, 2025 03:38 PM (U/Byj)

115 I thought BB&B went bankrupt.
Posted by: pudinhead at August 20, 2025 03:37 PM (W3T6M)



They did file, but I don't think it was the bad kind.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 20, 2025 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

116 The monsoons are here.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 20, 2025 03:39 PM (KWyxI)

117 Newscum and Califzuela can replace them with state-run alternatives called "Blood Bath and Beyond."

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2028 -- One King To Rule Them All! at August 20, 2025 03:39 PM (xyMOh)

118 @GavinNewsome

MY EX AUNT-IN-LAW PELOSI IS NOT A NICE PERSON! MAKES VERY BIG INSIDE TRADES AND GETS RICH. NOT GOOD. IT'S NOT VERY GOOD. FORCED JOE OUT AND GAVE US KAMALA. LOOKS LIKE THE WICKED WITCH STUCK HER FACE IN A FAN. VERY CORRUPT!

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2025 03:39 PM (rME7O)

119 It might be astonishing to some, but believe it or not, California was once the model around the world for good conservative governance. Visitors from all corners of the globe would marvel at the public works projects, reservoirs, dams, highways, hospitals, the LAPD, the LAFD, the parks system, the list is endless.

Leftism is a cancer. It cannot work, even at the point of a gun. It’s been tried. It does enrich a very few at the expense of everyone else. Sort of like what we have now, only ten times worse.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2025 03:39 PM (kWfhJ)

120 They don’t even have any beyond shit. Just the boring bed and bath stuff.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2025 03:40 PM (W/aRY)

121 I think Newsom is as good as Kamala!

Posted by: runner at August 20, 2025 03:40 PM (g47mK)

122 13 Vance and Elon may be joining up according to Legalinsurrection.com
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2025 03:23 PM (+qU29)

Elon has realized that everyone stopped talking about him and his so-called third party is stillborn.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2025 03:40 PM (uWKK8)

123 One of the identifying characteristics of psychopaths besides narcissism, is having zero empathy and no self-awareness, the only way that they can relate to others is by mimicking people who they think have social skills.

Newsome, not knowing how real people act, apes Trump thinking that by simply being a shadow that he will achieve the social status that he otherwise knows no way how to obtain.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 20, 2025 03:40 PM (c3sdc)

124 I need a reading from the ettes:

As objective as you can be, removed from any question of politics and just regarding his looks:

Gavin Newsom?

Hot or not?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 20, 2025 03:37 PM (GBKbO)
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What, you thinking about posting a Grindr profile?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 20, 2025 03:40 PM (iFTx/)

125 Democrats trying to appeal to traditional men is like Disney trying to write heroic characters: they are so antithetical to those concepts that they are incapable of portraying them.

Posted by: Cray Cray at August 20, 2025 03:40 PM (On+Ml)

126 Who cares about democrat polls? They don’t even have real primaries.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2025 03:34 PM (W/aRY)

Strippers.

Democrat poles are made of smoke, and won't give them any support. They fall into the crowd, and lose all their clothing - and perhaps more - without getting anything in return.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 20, 2025 03:40 PM (S/Y4j)

127 Too bad these two will be found dead in a ditch of apparent suicide of a horse dildo being rammed through the back of their skulls.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 20, 2025 03:40 PM (zZu0s)

128 Gavin Newsom is from Hell. Making him look Christian in any way will release damnation on your soul.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 20, 2025 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

129 I think it's just a play on some AI image from the campaign of three dead people (can't remember who specifically) surrounding Trump.

It's just imitation without thought.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 20, 2025 03:29 PM (GBKbO)

One looks more like Tucker Carlson than anyone else.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2025 03:41 PM (8avO+)

130 51 I don't understand the painting of Kid Rock, Hulk Hogan, and Tucker all standing around a seated Newsom. Are they supposed to be supporters?[/a]

they're blessing him, ordaining him to the high priesthood of maga

Posted by: anachronda at August 20, 2025 03:41 PM (ZuKM8)

131 Never forget the real significance of all this absurd, pathetic and repellent behavior: there is a target audience, amounting to nearly half the country (at least), that actually either likes it or is not outraged, baffled, and alienated by it. Your "fellow Americans".

Posted by: rhomboid at August 20, 2025 03:41 PM (U/Byj)

132 Free slogan for J.D. Vance: DON'T LET GAVIN NEWSOM CALIFORNICATE AMERICA!

Posted by: Paco at August 20, 2025 03:41 PM (mADJX)

133 Anyone who is a regular here would also recognize the jokes his writers steal from the comments.
Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2025 03:26 PM

I never get the credit I deserve.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher

Me neither!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 20, 2025 03:41 PM (L/fGl)

134 124 What, you thinking about posting a Grindr profile?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 20, 2025 03:40 PM (iFTx/)

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It was a conversation I was watching on X a few days ago.

I can't tell if he's attractive or not, to be honest. I don't know.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 20, 2025 03:41 PM (GBKbO)

135 I thought BB&B went under after tossing MyPillow out the store.

They did close in Canada. And whi,e you hate to see people lose their jobs, most of them were probably woke asshats too.

And I did get a nice bath mat for 50% off as the store was liquidating so everything worked out great.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at August 20, 2025 03:41 PM (jvJvP)

136 Small quibble

"The poll is just of California voters. But this is a good barometer for the national Democrat electorate, they're all San Francisco Democrats now"

Booty ain't close to 13% nationally with 0% black votes.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 20, 2025 03:42 PM (JkCto)

137 d'oh!

Posted by: anachronda at August 20, 2025 03:42 PM (ZuKM8)

138 Anyone who is a regular here would also recognize the jokes his writers steal from the comments.
Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2025 03:26 PM (Z1dZR)

Red Eye took so very many of my jokes. I don't watch him anymore though so I guess I'll just imagine it's still happening.

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2025 03:42 PM (rME7O)

139 When's the last time the MSM posted and touted a W for California? Not huge anti-ICE protests, or any political crap. I mean tangible stuff. Reading scores up, housing costs down, average hourly income up, major corporation re-locates to a Cali city, etc.?

Also, when's the last time the MSM posted and touted a tangible W for any big blue state or city?

The World wonders.

Posted by: Gref at August 20, 2025 03:42 PM (aBgBM)

140
Gavin Newsom?

Hot or not?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 20, 2025 03:37

He's hideous and so unattractive but it's because I don't like him. I think he looks like a douchier joker and his hair is stupid.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 20, 2025 03:42 PM (Cg3Gl)

141 Hot or not?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 20, 2025 03:37 PM (GBKbO)
___

What, you thinking about posting a Grindr profile?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 20, 2025 03:40 PM (iFTx/)

HAH!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 20, 2025 03:42 PM (zZu0s)

142 ... IS MELTING DOWN BECAUSE OF ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM!

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The "C" must be for COCKSUCKER.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2028 -- One King To Rule Them All! at August 20, 2025 03:42 PM (TAiCw)

143 The left prides itself on creativity and wit. But every meme, every joke, every insult is stolen, copied, or derivative.

I get why Hollywood is dying, they have the same approach to movies.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 20, 2025 03:42 PM (21iuJ)

144 World Market is the same ownership, or was. Did they go out too? Didn't notice them closing here but I don't go by their locations often.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 20, 2025 03:38 PM (U/Byj)

We've still got one here in Katy, TX, just outside of Houston.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at August 20, 2025 03:43 PM (k9OZB)

145 136 Small quibble

"The poll is just of California voters. But this is a good barometer for the national Democrat electorate, they're all San Francisco Democrats now"

Booty ain't close to 13% nationally with 0% black votes.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 20, 2025 03:42 PM (JkCto)

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It would be interesting to see a candidate with early, 0% black support getting the Democrat nomination.

Yeah, it'd go up, but...I don't think the black community would be happy about it. Almost like they'd feel like they were being ignored.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 20, 2025 03:43 PM (GBKbO)

146 My mom liked BB&B. I went there myself. It was a good store but even at the time I wondered where it was supposed to be positioned in the market. It was selling $4500 coffee makers alongside ... cheap Chinese knockoff crap.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 20, 2025 03:43 PM (iFTx/)

147 Gavin Newsom?

Hot or not?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 20, 2025 03:37 PM (GBKbO)
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Smarmy...so, not.

Posted by: Nova Local at August 20, 2025 03:43 PM (tOcjL)

148 51 I don't understand the painting of Kid Rock, Hulk Hogan, and Tucker all standing around a seated Newsom. Are they supposed to be supporters?[/a]

they're blessing him, ordaining him to the high priesthood of maga

Posted by: anachronda at August 20, 2025 03:41 PM (ZuKM

Right, trying to make newscum look maga is like trying to make hitler look Rabbi.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2025 03:43 PM (snZF9)

149 America's favorite Governor ? Hahahahahahahaha

Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2025 03:43 PM (VE6XX)

150 I wish I could come close to imitating a multi billionaire President of the United States with a super model wife.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 20, 2025 03:44 PM (gm9Sb)

151 What the hell is a bath mat?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2025 03:44 PM (W/aRY)

152 i guess the pic of hulk hogan with halo and wings was because they didn't know how to draw george floyd. i don't get what the pic means unless the hogan part is a reminder that the dead vote for democrats

Posted by: gnats local678 at August 20, 2025 03:44 PM (CWTWj)

153 Newsome is such an effete ponce, it is not even funny.

I see him all the time as he built a house just up the hwy from me, on his FIL's Ranch.

He spends more time in front of the mirror than his wife does.
Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2025 03:23 PM (Z1dZR)

Look, famed anti charismatic but effective Gov DeSantis thrashed Newsome in a debate years back. He has no shot against Vance...and Trump can still hold rallies too.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2025 03:44 PM (8avO+)

154 Newsome did manage to win the much-longed-for Nick Fuentes endorsement

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2025 03:44 PM (dfIr7)

155 Newsome is clearly not taking a 2028 presidential run seriously and is going full tilt Thelma and Louise, scorched earth, middle aged crisis. But, maybe he's delusional enough to be convinced by blue hair and bow tie Gen Z lunatics that this obviously lame change in tone makes the greasy, metrosexual, rudderless peckerwood look like some kind of "fighter. " I had a hard time remembering what Eagles song Newsome always reminded me of. It's actually a Henley solo, "In the garden of allah." Henley in his libtard thinking was describing 80's California but little did he know the hellscape it has become 40 years later.

Posted by: Don Henley at August 20, 2025 03:44 PM (0pLZt)

156 Both ghey.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 20, 2025 03:45 PM (KWyxI)

157 What the hell is a bath mat?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2025 03:44 PM (W/aRY)

A mat that goes by the tub to catch drippings while you towel dry.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2025 03:45 PM (8avO+)

158 >>What the hell is a bath mat?

It's the fuzzy mat that resides in front of the bathtub.

Like a permanent Bath Towel.

They get kinda nasty if you don't clean them often.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2025 03:45 PM (Z1dZR)

159 See?! SEE?!! I'm ahead of Kamala! Take THAT Trumpaloons!

What's that? Kamala isn't even running? ... Shut up. You're fired.

Posted by: Gavin Newsom Press Office at August 20, 2025 03:45 PM (m0WlR)

160 That's a real picture. It was supposed to destroy Vance like a year or so ago.

But, it's mainly just a comparison of Newsom looking put together and Vance looking dorky.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 20, 2025 03:34 PM (GBKbO)

Oh, I figured it was a real picture. It also looked like something my friends and I would have staged if we didn't go to a Christian high school that would have expelled us for it.

Posted by: pookysgirl tried to stay out of the yearbook at August 20, 2025 03:45 PM (8lm0D)

161 What, you thinking about posting a Grindr profile?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 20, 2025 03:40 PM (iFTx/)

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It was a conversation I was watching on X a few days ago.

I can't tell if he's attractive or not, to be honest. I don't know.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 20, 2025 03:41 PM (GBKbO)
_____

He's a good-looking guy that ironically makes himself less attractive by trying too hard. If he wasn't more obsessed with his hair than that Jeri Curl dude from Hollywood Shuffle, and wasn't such an oozing douchenozzle, he would be much more attractive.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 20, 2025 03:45 PM (iFTx/)

162 At some point you have to seriously wonder what the Democrats end game is here. It feels like a suicide where they are willing to take as many people with them as possible.

These are people who control slightly less than a half of Congress and a hunch of states.

God help us if these people ever get power. It will be the end.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 20, 2025 03:45 PM (5APbY)

163 159 See?! SEE?!! I'm ahead of Kamala! Take THAT Trumpaloons!

What's that? Kamala isn't even running? ... Shut up. You're fired.
Posted by: Gavin Newsom Press Office at August 20, 2025 03:45 PM (m0WlR)

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Once that lady announces, she's going to suck so much support from so many other candidates. She's gonna suck 'em all dry.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 20, 2025 03:46 PM (GBKbO)

164 I pretty much loathe most politicians either Dem or Republican but California has given us some of the vilest politicians in US history. They are so bad, they make John Calhoun look like a principled champion of US values.

Gavin (Greasy, licentious screwer of a friend's wife, screwing CA now) Newsom,
Arnold "Screw Your Freedoms and your maid" Schwarzenegger
Nanzi (rumor has that Pelosi's husband preferred to be hammered than touch her) Pelosi
Barbara (I have an iq of a box turtle) Boxer
Diane (Chicom Spy love her longtime) Feinstein
Adam (friend of Ed Buck) Schiff

Karen Bass who is an ass.

And Eric Swallowell who banged banged Fang Fang while leaking secrets from every pore.

These are at the bottom of the barrel for politicians. Chuck Schumer is sadly second rate at becoming as deluded, smarmy, degenerate, and corrupt as these politicians are.

Posted by: whig at August 20, 2025 03:46 PM (ctrM5)

165 I thought Bed Bath and Bryonce was totally pining for the fjords.

An Ex-parrott.

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2025 03:46 PM (fV+MH)

166
Newsome is trying really hard to do two things:
1) counter Trump's style of destroying opponent by doing it first
2) win the male vote

Why? Because Newsome has zero black support and almost no male support. But in today's culture? This stuff infuriates his base who have zero give and no willingness to wink at some stuff to get the win
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2025 03:29 PM (dfIr7)


That's why Shawn Ryan gifted him a SIG P320 on his podcast after Gov Brylcreme tried to assert that he didn't want to take people's guns away. Then he crashed and burned by joking that Ryan was trying to get him in trouble with TSA. Proving that Newsome hasn't the slightest clue about how CA and Fed gun laws work.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2025 03:46 PM (y9nCu)

167 Harvey Weinstein banged Newsome's wife. So this will end when the Trump/Vance camp decide to deliver the killshot.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at August 20, 2025 03:46 PM (5IFb9)

168 The Shimmyator. He'll be back.

Posted by: Say it in an Ahnold voice at August 20, 2025 03:46 PM (PiwSw)

169 That dude, if you can call him that looks like a white Urkel, only with more retard and a big bag of dicks.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 20, 2025 03:46 PM (5APbY)

170 Bed, Bath and Beyond is coming back??

I thought they went out of business!

I miss that store!
Posted by: kallisto

I think B,B and B merged into Overstock.com. They're one big company now IIRC.

Posted by: Tuna at August 20, 2025 03:46 PM (lJ0H4)

171 Newsome has been trying to be the Temu Mathew McConaughey for decades.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2025 03:46 PM (Z1dZR)

172 I remember that Lemonis guy saying that he didn't want Trump supporters shopping at his Camping World stores, so some country singer cancelled a buy on a trailer.

Posted by: wat at August 20, 2025 03:46 PM (Dk542)

173 161 He's a good-looking guy that ironically makes himself less attractive by trying too hard. If he wasn't more obsessed with his hair than that Jeri Curl dude from Hollywood Shuffle, and wasn't such an oozing douchenozzle, he would be much more attractive.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 20, 2025 03:45 PM (iFTx/)

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His features are so angular, though. It's kind of weird.

I dunno. I don't know what chicks dig in guys.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 20, 2025 03:46 PM (GBKbO)

174 God help us if these people ever get power. It will be the end.
Posted by: Vengeance
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Likely the breakup of the US as we know it.

Posted by: whig at August 20, 2025 03:46 PM (ctrM5)

175 the 'c' in newsome's name is for covid, since he's like a disease, har har

Posted by: gnats local678 at August 20, 2025 03:47 PM (CWTWj)

176 Swearing in da Espanol is pretty funny. I used to call Retard Joe Posca Hosa. Now, maybe Newsome can look up something in Estonian.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 20, 2025 03:47 PM (gm9Sb)

177 i guess the pic of hulk hogan with halo and wings was because they didn't know how to draw george floyd. i don't get what the pic means unless the hogan part is a reminder that the dead vote for democrats

Its AI, they did it to try to get dudes to like Newsome

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2025 03:47 PM (dfIr7)

178 I dunno. I don't know what chicks dig in guys.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Not the same things that guys dig in girls most likely.

Posted by: whig at August 20, 2025 03:47 PM (ctrM5)

179 MORNING JOE SHOULD BE TAKEN OFF OF FOX SNOOZE BECAUSE HE CAN'T STAND THE SICK BURNS OF HIS BOYFRIEND DONALD TRUMP!!

Posted by: Governor News om's Press Office at August 20, 2025 03:47 PM (47/pr)

180 President Vance just sounds badass.

Posted by: Scott1M at August 20, 2025 03:47 PM (O9uxk)

181
Smarmy...so, not.
Posted by: Nova Local at August 20, 2025 03:43 PM (tOcjL)

_________

He oozes grease from every pore.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2025 03:48 PM (kkTda)

182 What the hell is a bath mat?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2025 03:44 PM (W/aRY)

It's a disguise for bat man

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 20, 2025 03:48 PM (NtVYv)

183 30 Newsom's a disaster.

I wonder who his 2028 Presidential running mate will be?

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at August 20, 2025 03:27 PM (jvJvP)


Gavin Newsom! His billionaire backers must be funding a lab to clone him, in a lab in the US but outside California. Because Gavin will share the national spotlight with no one.

Posted by: Gref at August 20, 2025 03:48 PM (aBgBM)

184 178 I dunno. I don't know what chicks dig in guys.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Not the same things that guys dig in girls most likely.
Posted by: whig at August 20, 2025 03:47 PM (ctrM5)

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Newsom has no tits.

Like, at all.

What's there to like?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 20, 2025 03:48 PM (GBKbO)

185 He's a good-looking guy that ironically makes himself less attractive by trying too hard. If he wasn't more obsessed with his hair than that Jeri Curl dude from Hollywood Shuffle, and wasn't such an oozing douchenozzle, he would be much more attractive.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 20, 2025 03:45 PM (iFTx/)

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His features are so angular, though. It's kind of weird.

I dunno. I don't know what chicks dig in guys.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 20, 2025 03:46 PM (GBKbO)
_______

[Grins]

-- Dudes With Yachts

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 20, 2025 03:48 PM (iFTx/)

186 But, it's mainly just a comparison of Newsom looking put together and Vance looking dorky.
____

Newsome does the Zoolander sucking his cheeks in look for one of his post HS photos making the rounds on X.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 20, 2025 03:48 PM (Dv3i1)

187 I SEE ENGLAND
I SEE FRANCE
I SEE DONALD TRUMP'S UNDERPANTS!
Posted by: Governor News om's Press Office
......

Masturbate on your own time, people.

Posted by: wth at August 20, 2025 03:48 PM (UjdFS)

188 >>What the hell is a bath mat?


In Ace's case, it's just a guy named Mat who helps around the bath.

Kind of like a Caddy.

But for anal bleaching.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2025 03:48 PM (Z1dZR)

189 thank you for the correction! I updated to acknowledge the error.

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2025 03:48 PM (KRtlO)

190 ChatGPT, draft a series of tweets for me in the style of Jimmy Kimmel impersonating Donald Trump and with content informed by the politics of DU.

And make it extra gay, and lame.

Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at August 20, 2025 03:49 PM (KVJAR)

191 Newsom may be a sociopath

Posted by: Don Black. Message: the chair is in service at August 20, 2025 03:49 PM (AOsQT)

192 BB&B had great soup spoons.

Posted by: pudinhead at August 20, 2025 03:49 PM (W3T6M)

193 134 It was a conversation I was watching on X a few days ago.

I can't tell if he's attractive or not, to be honest. I don't know.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 20, 2025 03:41 PM (GBKbO)

He looks like a sleazy con-man, to me.

Posted by: XTC at August 20, 2025 03:49 PM (UnA8+)

194 But, it's mainly just a comparison of Newsom looking put together and Vance looking dorky.

Yeah its Vance looking like the fun buddy in a movie, and Newsome looking like Roy Stalin who you have to defeat in a skiing contest.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2025 03:49 PM (dfIr7)

195 That's why Shawn Ryan gifted him a SIG P320 on his podcast after Gov Brylcreme tried to assert that he didn't want to take people's guns away. Then he crashed and burned by joking that Ryan was trying to get him in trouble with TSA. Proving that Newsome hasn't the slightest clue about how CA and Fed gun laws work.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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That is a bit ironic given how the Sig P320 has a distinctly checkered safety record. Mebbe Shawn had a secret death wish for Gavin.

Posted by: whig at August 20, 2025 03:49 PM (ctrM5)

196 Gavin Newsom is probably doing very well with a Dem base that is thirsty for someone to respond to Trump. The problem is that he has no record of success that he can use as a foundation to show that his insults are hitting the mark with Trump. Seriously, I can't think of ONE thing that Newsom has done as governor that can be construed as a success for the state.

I would be concerned that the Dems would perfect this strategy with another candidate (AOC?) and be more effective, but I can't think of one competent Dem rival to Trump right now. If they have no record of legislative or policy success, they can try all the insults in the world, and it won't work against GEOTUS. Besides, it isn't even authentic. Gavin is scum in his personal life, but his public persona is not consistent with this Insult Dog line of attack. It would fit better with Rahm Emanuel, but he isn't as profane as Gavin's X responses reflect, so it won't fly with him either.

Sad.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 20, 2025 03:49 PM (vCu16)

197 >>Newsom's a disaster.

I wonder who his 2028 Presidential running mate will be?

Voter Fraud.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 20, 2025 03:49 PM (5APbY)

198 Democrats trying to appeal to traditional men is like Disney trying to write heroic characters: they are so antithetical to those concepts that they are incapable of portraying them.
_______ __

Case on point. "I eat carburetors for breakfast"

https://youtu.be/jLzYPbtklGs

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 20, 2025 03:50 PM (21iuJ)

199 >>thank you for the correction! I updated to acknowledge the error.


No problemo.

Tell Mat we said, hello.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2025 03:50 PM (Z1dZR)

200 World Market is the same ownership, or was. Did they go out too? Didn't notice them closing here but I don't go by their locations often.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 20, 2025 03:38 PM (U/Byj)

Wouldn't think you'd lose too much money up-pricing leftovers from the rest of the world and shipping them here.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2025 03:50 PM (8avO+)

201 I buy the $5 bath mat that Walmart sells the day after Thanksgiving sometimes.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 20, 2025 03:50 PM (KWyxI)

202 Chuck Schumer is sadly second rate at becoming as deluded, smarmy, degenerate, and corrupt as these politicians are.

Posted by: whig at August 20, 2025 03:46 PM


I knew developing my manly grillmeister skills would pay off.

Posted by: Charles "Chuck" Schumer (D-NY) at August 20, 2025 03:50 PM (G+t2h)

203 Newsome really is quite the greasy shitbag isn't he. These are our elites. Our betters. Our ruling class.

Posted by: Kakistocracy meets idiocracy at August 20, 2025 03:51 PM (TbWk/)

204 Oh, I bet Carolla will have a field day with this one.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2025 03:51 PM (NcsUG)

205 i blame Instapundit

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2025 03:51 PM (KRtlO)

206 President Vance just sounds badass.
Posted by: Scott1M

Possible slogan: Ad Vance And Take No Prisoners!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 20, 2025 03:51 PM (L/fGl)

207 >>>Case on point. "I eat carburetors for breakfast"

I think Carburetor is spanish for "cock"

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2025 03:51 PM (KRtlO)

208 But, it's mainly just a comparison of Newsom looking put together and Vance looking dorky.

Yeah its Vance looking like the fun buddy in a movie, and Newsome looking like Roy Stalin who you have to defeat in a skiing contest.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2025 03:49 PM (dfIr7)

Every heavy in a 80s comedy movie had a Newsome playing some sort of role.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2025 03:52 PM (8avO+)

209 Do not taunt Happy Fun Chuy.

Posted by: Say it in an Ahnold voice at August 20, 2025 03:52 PM (PiwSw)

210 @GavinNewsome

DO NOT GO OUTSIDE IN SMELLIFORNIA. CARJACKERS AND SIDEWALK SHITTERS EVERYWHERE. IT'S A BAD PLACE. VERY BAD. I AM TELLING YOU. IT'S A LOT OF SHIT. SOMETIMES THE CARJACKERS WILL GET CONFUSED AND SHIT IN YOUR CAR. NOT NICE. NOT GOOD. HONESTLY THE SHITTING COULD BE A LOT BETTER. VERY SHORT SHITS. SOME PEOPLE CALL THEM PEBBLE SHITS BUT THESE ONES HAVE STEAM. BUT THEY ARE NOT LONG AND BEAUTIFUL LIKE MINE. COVFEFE!

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2025 03:52 PM (rME7O)

211 >>>179 MORNING JOE SHOULD BE TAKEN OFF OF FOX SNOOZE BECAUSE HE CAN'T STAND THE SICK BURNS OF HIS BOYFRIEND DONALD TRUMP!!

LOL

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2025 03:52 PM (KRtlO)

212 And now we need a NEWSOME TWEETS! nic posting in this style on every thread.

Which of you will take up the mantle?

Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at August 20, 2025 03:52 PM (KVJAR)

213 Gavin Newsome and Pee Wee Herman have the same number of syllables and syllabic emphasis. Coincidence? I think not.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 20, 2025 03:53 PM (Riz8t)

214 So wat I think you are trying to say is that profit margin companies are finding it difficult to meet their budgets in low impulse control communities.

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2025 03:53 PM (fV+MH)

215 No just kidding, these are the real, very normal people running the account:

Danger Haired Tulsi and Gender Fluid Tucker?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 20, 2025 03:53 PM (sKqQm)

216 Newsom may be a sociopath

I have noticed its a pretty common trait on the left: Kamala, Hillary, Newsome, Swallwell, Buttgag, etc. They all have that glassy-eyed creepy vibe and the reactions and behavior that is memorized, not natural. A sad thing has happened, I am supposed to be sad or sympathetic here

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2025 03:53 PM (dfIr7)

217 Newsom has no tits.

Like, at all.

What's there to like?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Set theory problem. Take what descriptors that men seek in women as a set and what factors women seek in men. Probably very little overlap--AI answer would be interesting bullshit.

I'd imagine there is a market for not the Bee AI website or channel where you ask AI models questions and then post the various model answers.

Posted by: whig at August 20, 2025 03:53 PM (ctrM5)

218 191 Newsom may be a sociopath
Posted by: Don Black. Message: the chair is in service at August 20, 2025 03:49 PM (AOsQT)

Newsom is absolutely a sociopath. The man can cheat on his wife by sleeping with his campaign manager's (and best friend at the time's) wife and lie with a straight face afterwards. He's worse than Bill Clinton in that regard. He will say anything - and I mean anything - to look good in front of any crowd he's put in front of without a hint of shame or guilt.

I'm just shocked that there are no Dems behind the scenes - who know this just as well as we do - that will say this, even off the record.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 20, 2025 03:53 PM (vCu16)

219
It's true. The Left can't meme.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 20, 2025 03:53 PM (CzfKa)

220 It just occurred to me. Gavin Newsome is Mitt Romney's long lost (more) leftist brother.

Posted by: There is a resemblance at August 20, 2025 03:53 PM (TbWk/)

221 I don't know what chicks dig in guys.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 20, 2025 03:46 PM


Do we need to play it again?

Posted by: ZZ Top at August 20, 2025 03:53 PM (G+t2h)

222 I'm laughing at the asshattery of this and I realized I live in California....Lucky me

Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2025 03:53 PM (VE6XX)

223 BB&B ... "Blood, Breasts, and Beasts"

Too bad Joe Bob turned out to be an insufferable covid-paranoid hysterical faggot.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 20, 2025 03:54 PM (iFTx/)

224 there is a target audience, amounting to nearly half the country (at least)
——

No. This is the entire point of propaganda. To make the enemy appear far larger than it is. Conversely their aim is also to demoralize and isolate their enemy, to make him believe everything is hopeless and they are all pervasive and omnipotent. The Press, and schools, and Hollywood is part and oarcel of this “strategic bombing survey”. They have been wildly successful in cultivating a “50/50” country perception. It isn’t even close, and never has been.

That’s why they are REALLY freaked out right now.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2025 03:54 PM (kWfhJ)

225 221 I don't know what chicks dig in guys.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 20, 2025 03:46 PM

Do we need to play it again?
Posted by: ZZ Top at August 20, 2025 03:53 PM (G+t2h)

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Was "Rohypnol" a B-side?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 20, 2025 03:54 PM (GBKbO)

226 And now we need a NEWSOME TWEETS! nic posting in this style on every thread.

Which of you will take up the mantle?
Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at August 20, 2025 03:52 PM (KVJAR)
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Careful what you wish for...

Have you SEEN what happens when the Moron Horde sinks its teeth into an idea and runs away with it?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 20, 2025 03:54 PM (7fElN)

227 I just don't understand the attraction of Democrat politics or policy.

Never have, never will.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 20, 2025 03:54 PM (XV/Pl)

228 I'm way inland and we are getting big rain.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 20, 2025 03:55 PM (KWyxI)

229 > BB&B had great soup spoons.

It was a great place to go compare bed sheets. There are lots of different textures and materials. It's nice to be able to touch the options and decide your preference.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2025 03:55 PM (lIio7)

230 That picture at the top needs more ghey. R.E.M. did it better.

Posted by: Great Plains Drifter at August 20, 2025 03:55 PM (s23qh)

231 Set theory problem. Take what descriptors that men seek in women as a set and what factors women seek in men. Probably very little overlap--AI answer would be interesting bullshit.

What about tits with a 6-figure salary?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 20, 2025 03:55 PM (Riz8t)

232 Newsome could order every structure in the State burned, and still win a statewide office there. He's probably in such a bubble that he just can't understand how he and California are perceived among the human populace.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2025 03:55 PM (NcsUG)

233 Yeah its Vance looking like the fun buddy in a movie, and Newsome looking like Roy Stalin who you have to defeat in a skiing contest.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2025 03:49 PM (dfIr7)

From the K12, champ.

Posted by: Lane Meyer at August 20, 2025 03:55 PM (TbWk/)

234 I hope Newsome chokes himself on his BS

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2025 03:55 PM (+qU29)

235 Chuck Schumer is sadly second rate at becoming as deluded, smarmy, degenerate, and corrupt as these politicians are.

Posted by: whig

He's a pimp who couldn't get hired at McDonald’s!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fire Can Too Melt Steel! at August 20, 2025 03:55 PM (L/fGl)

236 I just don't understand the attraction of Democrat politics or policy.

Never have, never will.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 20, 2025 03:54 PM



Robbing Peter to pay Paul will almost always get the support of Paul.

Posted by: toby928 at August 20, 2025 03:55 PM (jc0TO)

237 THIS SO-CALLED "GARRETT" IS A BORING COMMENTER WHO WILL BE CANCELLED FOR HAVING "ZERO RATINGS" FOR HIS POSTS. NOT A REAL MAN! NEEDS HELP GETTING THE TOP OFF THE "BOSS SAUCE" (VASELINE) -- AOS

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2025 03:55 PM (KRtlO)

238 boss sauce, lol

i made that up

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2025 03:56 PM (KRtlO)

239 My mom liked BB&B. I went there myself. It was a good store but even at the time I wondered where it was supposed to be positioned in the market. It was selling $4500 coffee makers alongside ... cheap Chinese knockoff crap.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 20, 2025 03:43 PM (iFTx/)

Something for everyone. That's good business.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2025 03:56 PM (8avO+)

240 I'll give this to Newsome over Harris. At least I can figure out what lie he's telling. With her, you can't really be sure.
Posted by: Eeyore at August 20, 2025 03:32 PM (s0JqF)


Have you considered using a Venn diagram?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 20, 2025 03:56 PM (ExV1e)

241 Newsome did manage to win the much-longed-for Nick Fuentes endorsement
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2025 03:44 PM (dfIr7)

Well then, i guess we can all pack it in and sign up for a nice camp, he has the white guy dropping N-bomb vote sewn up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 20, 2025 03:56 PM (zZu0s)

242 My mom liked BB&B. I went there myself. It was a good store but even at the time I wondered where it was supposed to be positioned in the market. It was selling $4500 coffee makers alongside ... cheap Chinese knockoff crap.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 20, 2025 03:43 PM (iFTx/)

Something for everyone. That's good business.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2025 03:56 PM (8avO+)
__________

Apparently not ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 20, 2025 03:56 PM (iFTx/)

243 205 i blame Instapundit


that Stephen Green! rrrr

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 20, 2025 03:56 PM (Pv3Rg)

244 Newsome could order every structure in the State burned, and still win a statewide office there. He's probably in such a bubble that he just can't understand how he and California are perceived among the human populace.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2025 03:55 PM (NcsUG)
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That seems to be true of many Dem politicians in blue states. They have never had to fight an honest battle for office, so they can't imagine "losing."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 20, 2025 03:57 PM (7fElN)

245 boss sauce, lol

i made that up
Posted by: ace at August 20, 2025 03:56 PM (KRtlO)

Look for it on Gutfield on Friday.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2025 03:57 PM (8avO+)

246 233 Yeah its Vance looking like the fun buddy in a movie, and Newsome looking like Roy Stalin who you have to defeat in a skiing contest.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2025 03:49 PM (dfIr7)

From the K12, champ.
Posted by: Lane Meyer at August 20, 2025 03:55 PM (TbWk/)


TWO DOLLARS!!

Posted by: The paperboy at August 20, 2025 03:57 PM (PiwSw)

247
*SHOULDER SHIMMY*
*MILKING A COW HAND MOTIONS*

Posted by: wth at August 20, 2025 03:57 PM (UjdFS)

248 >> boss sauce, lol

>i made that up


Wait. We can rate the Comments now?

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2025 03:57 PM (Z1dZR)

249 I don't know what chicks dig in guys.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 20, 2025 03:46 PM

Basically the complete opposite of everything your parents and your church taught you as a boy and young man.

Posted by: Being a simping eunuch doormat isn't sexy at August 20, 2025 03:57 PM (TbWk/)

250 There was that moment on our honeymoon when he insisted, after not one, but three Viagra, that he had to take a Polaroid of what he called Little Skippy. Damn near threw up. And then he got that confetti thrower out, the one he bought in Chinatown. That did it, and I could see the future and things just would not work out.

Her Excellency, Kim Guillfoyle, United States Ambassador to the Hellenic Empire

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 20, 2025 03:57 PM (gm9Sb)

251 boss sauce, lol

i made that up
Posted by: ace at August 20, 2025 03:56 PM



IS THAT LIKE GENTLEMAN'S RELISH?

Posted by: toby928 at August 20, 2025 03:57 PM (jc0TO)

252 Posted by: ace at August 20, 2025 03:55 PM (KRtlO)

You doing anything imitation of Trump or an imitation of Newsome imitating Trump?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 20, 2025 03:58 PM (zZu0s)

253 249 I don't know what chicks dig in guys.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 20, 2025 03:46 PM

Basically the complete opposite of everything your parents and your church taught you as a boy and young man.
Posted by: Being a simping eunuch doormat isn't sexy at August 20, 2025 03:57 PM (TbWk/)

=======

I'll tell that to my hot, redheaded wife.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 20, 2025 03:58 PM (GBKbO)

254 Adam Carrolla has Jimmy Kimmel dysphoria.

He thinks the sun shines out of Kimmel's ass.

I don't get it.

I will never get it.

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2025 03:58 PM (fV+MH)

255
Posted by: whig at August 20, 2025 03:46 PM (ctrM5)



You forgot that cocksucker gun grabbing loudmouth State Senator Leland Yee. Who was allied with Chinese gangs and used to traffic automatic weapons into the US, acquired from the Philippines, while he was in the State Senate as one of the most vocal opponents of individual gun rights.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2025 03:58 PM (y9nCu)

256 The thinking behind the "I eat carburetors for breakfast" illustrates Democrat thinking. Men don't like Kamala. Well, then, they must need permission from other men to vote for her. If they see me displaying the affectations of manliness urging them to support, they will be persuaded to support her.

All about appearances. All about projecting their need for social acceptance onto others. Nothing substantive. Nothing about policy. Just posing and modeling.

Gavs Twitter feed operates the same way

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 20, 2025 03:58 PM (21iuJ)

257 The Right need to troll Newsome with all of his Covid hypocrisy . The restaurant gathering is ripe for a caption contest.

His recall, the awful debate performance with Desantis , his greasy slicked back hair , Californians fleeing CA, the support for illegals over citizens, etc.

Posted by: polynikes at August 20, 2025 03:58 PM (EYmYM)

258 boss sauce, lol
____

*perks up*

Posted by: Pete Buttigig at August 20, 2025 03:58 PM (Dv3i1)

259 >>I don't know what chicks dig in guys.


They don't know, either.

One day it is a sparkling vampire...the next it is a brutish werewolf.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2025 03:58 PM (Z1dZR)

260 My mom liked BB&B. I went there myself. It was a good store but even at the time I wondered where it was supposed to be positioned in the market. It was selling $4500 coffee makers alongside ... cheap Chinese knockoff crap.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 20, 2025 03:43 PM (iFTx/)

Something for everyone. That's good business.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2025 03:56 PM (8avO+)
__________

Apparently not ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 20, 2025 03:56 PM (iFTx/)

legalized shoplifting is gonna be hard on everything. Those clearing houses will be in the reddest of the red part of CA, if not out of state entirely.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2025 03:59 PM (8avO+)

261 I'll tell that to my hot, redheaded wife.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 20, 2025 03:58 PM (GBKbO)

That's the soullessness doing the talking.

Posted by: It's what they do at August 20, 2025 03:59 PM (TbWk/)

262 261 I'll tell that to my hot, redheaded wife.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 20, 2025 03:58 PM (GBKbO)

That's the soullessness doing the talking.
Posted by: It's what they do at August 20, 2025 03:59 PM (TbWk/)

=======

Full ginger.

Spots and everything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 20, 2025 03:59 PM (GBKbO)

263 219
It's true. The Left can't meme.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 20, 2025 03:53 PM (CzfKa)

It's incredible to me that the political figure that is the most proficient user of social media in the world is a 79-year-old guy from Queens. He was that way back in 2015, and he hasn't relinquished the crown now.

I'm very interested to see what politics on social looks like after Trump leaves the scene. It's hard to strike a balance that is effective, yet authentic to the user. AOC, I guess, is OK at it. Vance is a natural. No one is like Trump - and they shouldn't even try.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 20, 2025 04:00 PM (vCu16)

264 Tulsi Gabbard is cutting ODNI personnel by over 40%.

https://tinyurl.com/2hxrsjmv

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 20, 2025 04:00 PM (paSBy)

265 They don't know, either.

One day it is a sparkling vampire...the next it is a brutish werewolf.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2025 03:58 PM (Z1dZR)

Day 3 - sparkling werewolf

Posted by: Glittery yet bestial at August 20, 2025 04:00 PM (TbWk/)

266 Holy smokes!!! That ?Male? who writes the Newsom tweets looks like a ventriloquist dummy.

Posted by: Orson at August 20, 2025 04:00 PM (dIske)

267 I don't know... this whole "Newsome trying to be Trump" thing...

Kind of just makes me want to pat Governor Hairgel on the head and say "That's... nice, sweetie. Why don't you go tidy up your room a bit."

Like he's a five year old trying to tell a joke that he only half remembers and doesn't understand the setup or the punchline, and you just want him to stop trying to tell it.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 20, 2025 04:00 PM (a+4eV)

268 Full ginger.

Spots and everything.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 20, 2025 03:59 PM



THE FRECKLES ARE JUST MEN'S SOULS TRYING TO ESCAPE.

Posted by: toby928 at August 20, 2025 04:00 PM (jc0TO)

269 268
THE FRECKLES ARE JUST MEN'S SOULS TRYING TO ESCAPE.
Posted by: toby928 at August 20, 2025 04:00 PM (jc0TO)

========

They grow bigger in the sun.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 20, 2025 04:00 PM (GBKbO)

270 @GavinNewsome

FORGET ACE OF SPADES. THEY HAVE NO COMMENT REGISTRATION AND LOTS OF TROLLS. GUY ONLY WRITES 16 POSTS A WEEK AND GETS UP AT NOON. SITE LOOKS LIKE 1995 HAD SEX WITH A BLANK PIECE OF PAPER. TEMPERAMENTAL TOO. NOT GOOD.

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2025 04:00 PM (rME7O)

271 I realized it's a mock on religious leaders laying hands on and praying for Trump. I think they did this in the Oval Office . However, it would have been more effective to have dead religious leaders such as Martin Luther King do it except that the left is not big on praying, religious people unless they're Muslims or Leftist Democrats

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2025 04:00 PM (X6hcS)

272 Yo

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 20, 2025 04:01 PM (eZwyX)

273 210 @GavinNewsome DO NOT GO OUTSIDE

it would be wrong to cut off contact with the terror group just because they may have killed people "in a way that we hate." -- Bill Clinton'06

For a LIB, a hero is just some kind'o weird sandwich to
be served up and devoured by the desperate and deliberately evil, their only qualification being that you die a senseless random death.

https://tinyurl.com/IceKingJOE-EvilNotMistaken
https://tinyurl.com/IceKingJOE-ofICEForEVER forWAR'd !!!

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at August 20, 2025 04:01 PM (YuGDo)

274 Well, the cable repair people were scheduled to arrive between 8am and 5pm.

And it's now 4pm. Sweet.

Screw it. I'm going to grab some beer after this, take some edibles and watch Star Trek: Strange New Worlds.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at August 20, 2025 04:01 PM (jvJvP)

275 Adam Carrolla has Jimmy Kimmel dysphoria.

He thinks the sun shines out of Kimmel's ass.

I don't get it.

I will never get it.
Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2025 03:58 PM (fV+MH)

Where did you come up with that? Carolla just refrains from bad mouthing Kimmel because he feels a loyalty for Kimmel giving him his break into show business. Unless something new has happened I'm not aware of.

Posted by: polynikes at August 20, 2025 04:01 PM (EYmYM)

276 Democrats trying to appeal to traditional men is like Disney trying to write heroic characters: they are so antithetical to those concepts that they are incapable of portraying them.

Yeah that is an excellent way of putting it. They just do not comprehend masculinity or even modern young men, its like watching a sociologists try to copy the rites and rituals of a hidden tribe they are visiting. You can almost hear the Attenborough voiceover.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2025 04:01 PM (dfIr7)

277

Her name was Magill, and she called herself Lil
But everyone knew her as Nancy

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2025 04:01 PM (63Dwl)

278 Someone needs to splice hair gel clips bobbing and ducking to Everyone Was King Fu Fighting.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 20, 2025 04:01 PM (JkCto)

279 My wife a sweet woman, always with a smile on her face.

So her friend was understandably speechless when she suddenly started cursing and shouting at the sight of a CA license plate in our small Appalachian town.

"I'm sorry," she said, "but you can just can't understand what it's like until they have you surrounded! They're coming here now!"

That's how people outside of California see California, and Newsome's increasingly bizarre behavior won't help that perception.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2025 04:02 PM (NcsUG)

280 276 Democrats trying to appeal to traditional men is like Disney trying to write heroic characters: they are so antithetical to those concepts that they are incapable of portraying them.

Yeah that is an excellent way of putting it. They just do not comprehend masculinity or even modern young men, its like watching a sociologists try to copy the rites and rituals of a hidden tribe they are visiting. You can almost hear the Attenborough voiceover.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2025 04:01 PM (dfIr7)

=======

The Democrat Party being fake, gay, and actively antagonistic to young men is going to be a dominant narrative for a few years, and no amount of Gavin Newsom tweeting is going to change that.

Covid and then open borders did a lot of damage on top of the general gynofication of the party that prioritized screeching women over anyone else.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 20, 2025 04:02 PM (GBKbO)

281 Someone needs to splice hair gel clips bobbing and ducking to Everyone Was King Fu Fighting.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 20, 2025 04:01 PM



IT WAS A LITTLE BIT FRIGHTENING

Posted by: toby928 at August 20, 2025 04:02 PM (jc0TO)

282 1000 Facepalms:
http://tiny.cc/42gr001

Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2025 04:02 PM (lIio7)

283 Stupid leftists think we like Trump because of his tweets. It's the key to his success.

No. We like Trump because of his policies.

The fact his tweets turn you into drooling lunatics is simply a bonus.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at August 20, 2025 04:02 PM (eYAt4)

284
Where did you come up with that? Carolla just refrains from bad mouthing Kimmel because he feels a loyalty for Kimmel giving him his break into show business. Unless something new has happened I'm not aware of.
Posted by: polynikes at August 20, 2025 04:01 PM (EYmYM)


From what I've seen Carolla is no fan of Kimmels

Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2025 04:03 PM (VE6XX)

285 They grow bigger in the sun.

Redheads don't tan, they just get more freckles, or burn

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2025 04:03 PM (dfIr7)

286 @262

>>Spots and everything.

So it's a full on carpet drapes deal.

Nice.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 20, 2025 04:03 PM (XV/Pl)

287 Gavin Newsom?

Hot or not?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 20, 2025 03:37 PM (GBKbO)

Not. Just based on looks... He looks like a gynecologist who gets arrested for raping his sedated patients. Or a coach who is also a gay paedophile. He looks like a Carlo Rizzi.
He probably wears Aqua Velva.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 20, 2025 04:03 PM (2J/Lj)

288
They don't know, either.

One day it is a sparkling vampire...the next it is a brutish werewolf.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2025 03:58 PM (Z1dZR)

Day 3 - sparkling werewolf
Posted by: Glittery yet bestial at August 20, 2025 04:00 PM (TbWk/)



Vampires and werewolves only sparkle when you douse them in napalm.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2025 04:03 PM (y9nCu)

289 I also liked BB&B. Except when I forgot my 20% of coupon.

Posted by: polynikes at August 20, 2025 04:03 PM (EYmYM)

290 Obligatory: Enter the Ginger

https://youtu.be/uUD9NBSJvqo

Posted by: toby928 at August 20, 2025 04:04 PM (jc0TO)

291 I'm just shocked that there are no Dems behind the scenes - who know this just as well as we do - that will say this, even off the record.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 20, 2025 03:53 PM (vCu16)

You probably don't remember in 2020 the little releases on all the other candidates including Willie Brown on Kamala...there are some and they might still be out there, but you don't release them *now*.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2025 04:04 PM (8avO+)

292 Gavin Newsome couldn’t carry my jockstrap.

Posted by: Zombie Jimmy Carter, Asshole at August 20, 2025 04:04 PM (8N6G1)

293 Gavin Newsom is exactly who we need as our POTUS nominee in 2028. I’m 100% behind my governor. In the meanwhile, loving his trolling of the rapist.

agree. GN is solid and has led a huge state successfully. He seems to be out in front instead of waiting for the structureless DNC to act which is a good thing.

He is so good at trolling MAGA. I'm worried about escalation just because my heart has been broken so many times, but this Newsom fella' is really entertaining.

It's childish and that's the point, it's total satire which of course Trump doesn't get but it helps fire up people who hate the GOP. In other words he's doing exactly what Trump does to MAGA.

Has Trump made a stupid post since the trolling started? I think he's stunned.

Newsom oozes charisma. At least towards the classier people. Trump is charismatic only to those at the bottom of the barrel, right? To the rest of us, Trump is just hideously repugnant.

This shit's fun but it does NOTHING for Dems who are running shoe string campaigns fighting to win in '26. It's beginning to become as childish as FatAss's shit. It's not going to get my utility bills down.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 20, 2025 04:04 PM (ycI94)

294 And Gavin Newsom does not strike me as a remotely religious perso having people lay hands on him and pray just seems silly.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2025 04:05 PM (X6hcS)

295 He's a pimp who couldn't get hired at McDonald’s!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
==========
New York used to have vicious and smart political bastards like Cuomo family, Spitzer, Killary, Speaker of the House Silverstein, etc.

Now they get corrupt and stupid Leticia, twink Hakeem, fat ass Alvin Bragg, Empty headed Holchul and and Gillebrand, plus the various morons running NYC like Adams, Blasio, and likely Mahdami. And last but certainly least, Donkey Chompers. Empty words, empty heads, but full pockets.

It is as idiot moronic understudies have taken the stage in reviving tired worn out Broadway play that was a hit back in FDR and JFK days.

Posted by: whig at August 20, 2025 04:05 PM (ctrM5)

296 That pic of Newsome with Tucker and Angel Hulk isn’t creepy at all, nosiree.

Who’s the 4th guy?

Posted by: Bulg at August 20, 2025 04:05 PM (77rzZ)

297 In the flavor of "talk like a pirate day" we should promote an "act like ___________________ day" for various Democrats.

First up... Tim Walz.

(I just think it would be funny to be walking down the street and see a bunch of people acting spastic, smiling like a loon, clapping their hands and pointing all over the place)

Posted by: Orson at August 20, 2025 04:05 PM (dIske)

298 287 He probably wears Aqua Velva.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 20, 2025 04:03 PM (2J/Lj)

No Hai Karate?

Posted by: XTC at August 20, 2025 04:06 PM (UnA8+)

299 293 Newsom oozes charisma. At least towards the classier people. Trump is charismatic only to those at the bottom of the barrel, right? To the rest of us, Trump is just hideously repugnant.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 20, 2025 04:04 PM (ycI94)

========

Oh, lord. When Newsom comes third in South Carolina, behind Kamala and either Jasmine Crockett or AOC, these people should be real pissy.

Can't wait.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 20, 2025 04:06 PM (GBKbO)

300 Newsom oozes charisma. At least towards the classier people. Trump is charismatic only to those at the bottom of the barrel, right? To the rest of us, Trump is just hideously repugnant.

He oozes alright... But it's not charisma...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2025 04:06 PM (VE6XX)

301 I thought Bed, Bath, and Beyond was going bye-bye anyway.

Posted by: Bulg at August 20, 2025 04:06 PM (77rzZ)

302 Yeah that is an excellent way of putting it. They just do not comprehend masculinity or even modern young men, its like watching a sociologists try to copy the rites and rituals of a hidden tribe they are visiting. You can almost hear the Attenborough voiceover.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2025 04:01 PM (dfIr7)

All those huge stadiums in the cities and colleges are thought to be for "Ritual Purposes"

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2025 04:06 PM (8avO+)

303 > I also liked BB&B. Except when I forgot my 20% of coupon.

I heard those coupons were a big part of their downfall. Everyone who shopped there got regular coupons of 5-20% off. People who intended to go would wait for the bigger discounts to arrive in the mail. The place would be dead unless there was a big sale.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2025 04:06 PM (lIio7)

304 298 287 He probably wears Aqua Velva.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 20, 2025 04:03 PM (2J/Lj)

No Hai Karate?
Posted by: XTC at August 20, 2025 04:06 PM (UnA8+)

Sex Panther

Posted by: 60% of the time, works every time at August 20, 2025 04:06 PM (TbWk/)

305 One of my favorite redhead bits is a picture of a beach, with the caption Spot the Redhead. It has a picture of a pretty girl in a bikini on white sands, then it says "no, the one behind her" and you look closely. There's another girl there but she's so pale she matches the sand, you can barely see her.

That's the redhead.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2025 04:06 PM (dfIr7)

306 @296

>>Who’s the 4th guy?

That's Kid Rock.

Of course.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 20, 2025 04:06 PM (XV/Pl)

307 "Where did you come up with that? Carolla just refrains from bad mouthing Kimmel because he feels a loyalty for Kimmel giving him his break into show business. Unless something new has happened I'm not aware of.
Posted by: polynikes "

Kimmel, to me, is completely unfunny.

Before I knew what his politics were.

I have never understood what people think is funny about his lame deadpan style.

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2025 04:07 PM (fV+MH)

308 This is real. Gavin Newsom ordered these communications.

I don't know... these read like Don, Jr. has hacked their accounts.

Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2025 04:07 PM (+83Ol)

309 It definitely seems to be a Pied Piper song for the deranged shitlib populations of X and Bluecry. Unfortunately for them, the majority of Americans are not mentally ill, so all Newsome can ever be is a distraction for terminally online shitlibs. The only way he'll ever win a national election is the same way he "wins" CA elections: fraud.

Posted by: Saber Alter at August 20, 2025 04:07 PM (AZg1Q)

310 Newsom oozes charisma. At least towards the classier people. Trump is charismatic only to those at the bottom of the barrel, right? To the rest of us, Trump is just hideously repugnant.

Newsome oozes heavy drug use and mental disorder, have they not seen him talk? LOL

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2025 04:08 PM (dfIr7)

311
Newscum looks like a used car salesman. Who doesn't hate used car salesmen?

Posted by: fourseasons at August 20, 2025 04:08 PM (3ek7K)

312 He oozes alright... But it's not charisma...
____

Oleaginous

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 20, 2025 04:09 PM (Dv3i1)

313 His features are so angular, though. It's kind of weird.

I dunno. I don't know what chicks dig in guys.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer


Nothing wrong with angular features.

Hairgel's problem is that he looks like the kind of guy who would have more hair and makeup products than an average woman would, spend more time in the bathroom than she would, and would be constantly short of money.

Also would cheat on his current squeeze and then look like he had no idea why she was mad about it.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 20, 2025 04:09 PM (a+4eV)

314
He probably wears Aqua Velva.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 20, 2025 04:03 PM (2J/Lj)

No Hai Karate?
Posted by: XTC at August 20, 2025 04:06 PM (UnA8+)



AXE Body Spray

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2025 04:09 PM (y9nCu)

315 Good lord.

DU would think Harvey Weinstein was charismatic if they're phones told them he was.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2025 04:09 PM (NcsUG)

316 He is so good at trolling MAGA. I'm worried about escalation just because my heart has been broken so many times, but this Newsom fella' is really entertaining.

I wish people wouldn't respond to and engage with this crap but when they do they aren't angry or arguing they are pointing and laughing. That's not trolling anyone, its looking like an idiot.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2025 04:09 PM (dfIr7)

317 Who’s the 4th guy?

That's Kid Rock.

Of course.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
________

Was wondering why Ronnie Van Zant would be in there.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 20, 2025 04:09 PM (XvL8K)

318
Newsom oozes charisma. At least towards the classier people.

_________

Newsom oozes 10W 40 synthetic.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2025 04:09 PM (kkTda)

319 Newsom oozes charisma. At least towards the classier people.
.......

There is medicine for that.

Posted by: wth at August 20, 2025 04:09 PM (UjdFS)

320 310 Newsom oozes charisma. .

You keep using that word. I do not think that means what you think it means...

Posted by: Inigo Montoya at August 20, 2025 04:09 PM (PiwSw)

321 Newsom oozes charisma.

I did, too, until I got some penicillin.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 20, 2025 04:09 PM (zy41W)

322 Newsom oozes charisma. At least towards the classier people. Trump is charismatic only to those at the bottom of the barrel, right? To the rest of us, Trump is just hideously repugnant.

Newsome oozes heavy drug use and mental disorder, have they not seen him talk? LOL
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2025 04:08 PM (dfIr7)

Funny how even his boosters can't avoid thinking about the hair gel on his head.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2025 04:09 PM (8avO+)

323 309 It definitely seems to be a Pied Piper song for the deranged shitlib populations of X and Bluecry. Unfortunately for them, the majority of Americans are not mentally ill, so all Newsome can ever be is a distraction for terminally online shitlibs. The only way he'll ever win a national election is the same way he "wins" CA elections: fraud.
Posted by: Saber Alter at August 20, 2025 04:07 PM (AZg1Q)

======

Presidential ambitions 2.5 years out from the start of the primary are all driven by the overly engaged, especially in today's, perennially online world.

The movements of names in polls from week to week are more about the untethered whims of people latching onto the latest news cycle and demanding pollsters listen to them. (Response bias is a real thing that affects polling a lot.)

Cory Booker was gonna be the nominee like 2 months ago because he did a filibuster.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 20, 2025 04:09 PM (GBKbO)

324 Newsome and Trudeau could be brothers.....

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at August 20, 2025 04:10 PM (jvJvP)

325 I enjoyed the episode of Alaska State Troopers where Governor Newsome flew up for a ride along and decked the bull moose threatening a bus load of orphans. Kinda creepy though when he gave the moose a blow job and made the kids watch.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 20, 2025 04:10 PM (gm9Sb)

326 300 Newsom oozes charisma. At least towards the classier people. Trump is charismatic only to those at the bottom of the barrel, right? To the rest of us, Trump is just hideously repugnant.

He oozes alright... But it's not charisma...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2025 04:06 PM (VE6XX)

Yeah, all they mean by that is "He looks rich".

Posted by: XTC at August 20, 2025 04:10 PM (UnA8+)

327 Angola is a case study in China investing billions and with the investment a large number of Chinese citizens arrive set up businesses there. Over time resentment against the Chinese has been building. Then a flashpoint with a massive jump in gas prices. Suddenly, anarchy erupts, and all the Chinese businesses are looted, some even killed in the violence.

China is now evacuating some of the 300,000+ Chinese citizens from the region, and the Chinese embassy is urgently warning people about the escalating crisis.

… after all the goodwill generated by Cuban medical personnel

Posted by: SMOD at August 20, 2025 04:10 PM (RHGPo)

328 Well, good for Corolla if that’s true, showing loyalty like that. But I thought it was Drew Pinsky who gave him his start on Love Line, before The Man Show.

Posted by: Bulg at August 20, 2025 04:10 PM (77rzZ)

329 @301

>>I thought Bed, Bath, and Beyond was going bye-bye anyway.

They filed for Chapter 11 in 2023 and reorganized.

Closed all the stores but are bringing some back in a partnership with Kirkland.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 20, 2025 04:11 PM (XV/Pl)

330 Texas might t be voting on redistricting right now

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2025 04:11 PM (+qU29)

331
His recall, the awful debate performance with Desantis , his greasy slicked back hair , Californians fleeing CA, the support for illegals over citizens, etc.
Posted by: polynikes at August 20, 2025 03:58 PM (EYmYM)

The photo of Gavin and Kimberly slounging on a rug in the Getty house, that photo is so cringe.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 20, 2025 04:11 PM (77W69)

332 legalized shoplifting is gonna be hard on everything. Those clearing houses will be in the reddest of the red part of CA, if not out of state entirely.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2025 03:59 PM (8avO+)

At my Local Central Calif Walmart, they lock up... Men's Underwear.

Yes, you have to find an employee so you can get it...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 20, 2025 04:11 PM (mP0Kj)

333 Hairgel's problem is that he looks like the kind of guy who would have more hair and makeup products than an average woman would, spend more time in the bathroom than she would, and would be constantly short of money.

Also would cheat on his current squeeze and then look like he had no idea why she was mad about it.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 20, 2025 04:09 PM (a+4eV)


Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Posted by: Senator John Edwards at August 20, 2025 04:11 PM (PiwSw)

334 I'll give this to Newsome over Harris. At least I can figure out what lie he's telling. With her, you can't really be sure.
Posted by: Eeyore

Have you considered using a Venn diagram?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


Eeyore is apparently not unburdened by what has been before.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2025 04:11 PM (XeU6L)

335 Name the immigration judge.
Posted by: mr tmz at August 20, 2025 03:26 PM (rJ48h)

———

And the government lawyers that agreed he had a reasonable fear of returning to India.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 20, 2025 04:12 PM (Of/jO)

336 Newsome is the Patrick Bateman of American politics chasing California down a stairwell, buck naked with a chainsaw.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2025 04:12 PM (NcsUG)

337 Newsome, like Trudeau, looks gay.

Posted by: Bulg at August 20, 2025 04:12 PM (77rzZ)

338 You forgot that cocksucker gun grabbing loudmouth State Senator Leland Yee. Who was allied with Chinese gangs and used to traffic automatic weapons into the US, acquired from the Philippines, while he was in the State Senate as one of the most vocal opponents of individual gun rights.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
========
The awful pols in the State Leg including Willie Brown and Jesse Unruh rank right up there with their favorite supporters like Jim Jones and Ed Buck among other infamous criminals. California has fake elections so no wonder they have sociopaths rising to the top of the ladder.

Posted by: whig at August 20, 2025 04:12 PM (ctrM5)

339 "No just kidding, these are the real, very normal people running the account:"

Looking at these two, I could not say for 100% certainty (or even 70% confidence) what biological sex they were born as.

Posted by: Ripley at August 20, 2025 04:12 PM (GUOwU)

340 New York used to have vicious and smart political bastards like Cuomo family, Spitzer, Killary, Speaker of the House Silverstein, etc.

Now they get corrupt and stupid Leticia, twink Hakeem, fat ass Alvin Bragg, Empty headed Holchul and and Gillebrand, plus the various morons running NYC like Adams, Blasio, and likely Mahdami. And last but certainly least, Donkey Chompers. Empty words, empty heads, but full pockets.
--------

Democratic shitholes used to have to maintain at least some semblence of functioning. That served to weed out the criminally stupid like AOC, Crockett, Mahdami, etc. But no more! Now all Dem politicians cut *directly* into the grifting and make no effort at even minimum functionality. And their voters must be completely okay with that since they keep returning them to public office.

Posted by: Crusader at August 20, 2025 04:12 PM (TN0g+)

341 I also liked BB&B. Except when I forgot my 20% of coupon.

I heard those coupons were a big part of their downfall. Everyone who shopped there got regular coupons of 5-20% off. People who intended to go would wait for the bigger discounts to arrive in the mail. The place would be dead unless there was a big sale.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2025 04:06 PM (lIio7)

Maybe but they probably got that back on the jelly cinnamon bears at the checkout counter.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2025 04:13 PM (8avO+)

342 Marcus Lemonis took over BB&B after bankruptcy. He's the guy from Camping World with the giant flag, and the CNBC show The Profit, and now his new show on FBN The Fixer. He's an investor and a philanthropist.

Right now he's starting to bring BB&B back to some brick & mortar stores, the first one in Tennessee. I miss BB&B too.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 20, 2025 04:13 PM (3ImbR)

343 AXE Body Spray
Posted by: IllTemperedCur


That's way too manly a scent for Hairgel.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 20, 2025 04:13 PM (a+4eV)

344 And Gavin Newsom does not strike me as a remotely religious perso having people lay hands on him and pray just seems silly.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2025 04:05 PM (X6hcS)


Wasn't this a party which mocked the Eucharist using Doritos?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 20, 2025 04:13 PM (ExV1e)

345 Newsom's a disaster.

I wonder who his 2028 Presidential running mate will be?
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless

Mike Pence. It'll balance the ticket.

Posted by: Auspex at August 20, 2025 04:14 PM (Y8DZL)

346 Someone with a secret DU account should point out Gavin is following Trump’s playbook here.

Posted by: Piper at August 20, 2025 04:14 PM (Wmg4n)

347 If women think Gavin Newsome oozes charisma we are fucked.

I mean why do women even get to vote for fucks sake?

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2025 04:14 PM (fV+MH)

348 320 310 Newsom oozes charisma. .

You keep using that word. I do not think that means what you think it means...
Posted by: Inigo Montoya at August 20, 2025 04:09 PM (PiwSw)

No.... wrong word choice...

Newsome has Ooze Charisma...

Posted by: D&D Nerd at August 20, 2025 04:14 PM (mP0Kj)

349 Not that there's anything wrong with that...
Posted by: Senator John Edwards
-----

Just hiking the Appalachian Trail, right John?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2025 04:14 PM (XeU6L)

350 Cory Booker was gonna be the nominee like 2 months ago because he did a filibuster.
-------------
Snort.

Posted by: pudinhead at August 20, 2025 04:14 PM (W3T6M)

351 People who intended to go would wait for the bigger discounts to arrive in the mail. The place would be dead unless there was a big sale.

Maybe they should have considered whether or not their prices were too high?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2025 04:14 PM (dfIr7)

352 @NEWSOM PRESS OFFICE
SID IS A TROLL WHO COULDN'T BRING GOVERNOR GAVIN TO ORGASM AT THE GLORY HOLE

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 20, 2025 04:14 PM (so5nu)

353 If ace is still here, cosmicbook dot news has an articke about non-binary chick Bella Ramsey wanting to play Spiderman.

That needs a $350 million budget.

Make it so...

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at August 20, 2025 04:14 PM (jvJvP)

354 Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 20, 2025 04:13 PM (ExV1e)

Yep; Gretchen Whitmer taking fake Eucharist I think.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2025 04:15 PM (X6hcS)

355 Used car salesman, but for second-hand luxury cars.

That's what Hairgel is.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 20, 2025 04:15 PM (a+4eV)

356 Have to agree, these Gavin tweets were almost certainly generated by AI.

Posted by: Liberty at August 20, 2025 04:15 PM (TK8Ss)

357 It will be Gavin/Beto. Write it down.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 20, 2025 04:15 PM (gm9Sb)

358 kid rock replied back with something about deez nuts

Posted by: cherries in season at August 20, 2025 04:15 PM (u5gMJ)

359 327 Angola is a case study in China investing billions and with the investment a large number of Chinese citizens arrive set up businesses there. Over time resentment against the Chinese has been building. Then a flashpoint with a massive jump in gas prices. Suddenly, anarchy erupts, and all the Chinese businesses are looted, some even killed in the violence.

China is now evacuating some of the 300,000+ Chinese citizens from the region, and the Chinese embassy is urgently warning people about the escalating crisis.

… after all the goodwill generated by Cuban medical personnel
Posted by: SMOD
=====
I had some African foreign students in my classes, none of them had anything good to say about the Chicoms. If anything, Chicoms make them nostalgic for the European colonists and interests that the Chicoms replaced.

Posted by: whig at August 20, 2025 04:15 PM (ctrM5)

360 It's amazing that a guy can lockdown his state, terrorize his citizens, flaunt the rules he imposed on the populace, mismanage his state to the point that fire hydrants can't supply water to fight a fire that was preventable with proper care of brush and then hatch a plan to steal the property of his own constituents and not be laughed out of politics.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 20, 2025 04:15 PM (XV/Pl)

361 I heard those coupons were a big part of their downfall. Everyone who shopped there got regular coupons of 5-20% off. People who intended to go would wait for the bigger discounts to arrive in the mail. The place would be dead unless there was a big sale.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2025 04:06 PM (lIio7)
~~~~~

I don't think so. Just saw that they're bringing back the 20% off coupons and will even honor the vintage ones people may have saved. They never cared about the expiration dates on the coupons--that only mattered if you were trying to use them online.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 20, 2025 04:15 PM (3ImbR)

362 Kash is on Kudlow's show

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 20, 2025 04:16 PM (so5nu)

363 Looking at these two, I could not say for 100% certainty (or even 70% confidence) what biological sex they were born as.
----------

If I was forced to spend an hour with one of them, I'd rather hang out with the gay guy in the bow tie than the blue haired chick. At least there would probably be a book or band or car or vacation spot I could talk about with bow tie gay. The blue hair chick would be 100% grievance theater.

Posted by: Crusader at August 20, 2025 04:16 PM (TN0g+)

364 Oops. Posted by mistake in the previous thread. I also thought BB & B was gone after they shut the big store here in the suburbs. Nice to know there are still some stores and an online presence.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 20, 2025 04:17 PM (omVj0)

365
I mean why do women even get to vote for fucks sake?
Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2025 04:14 PM (fV+MH)

_________

To bring their dispassionate, level-headed logic and an insight unstirred by emotion into the polling place.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2025 04:17 PM (kkTda)

366 It will be Gavin/Beto. Write it down.

-------

"We promise a slice of 'avocado' toast in the mouth of every American wife."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2025 04:17 PM (NcsUG)

367
I don't think so. Just saw that they're bringing back the 20% off coupons and will even honor the vintage ones people may have saved. They never cared about the expiration dates on the coupons--that only mattered if you were trying to use them online.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 20, 2025 04:15 PM (3ImbR)


I might have to go to one as a F' You to Gavin... Oh wait...I'm in CA.

Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2025 04:17 PM (VE6XX)

368 Used car salesman, but for second-hand luxury cars.

That's what Hairgel is.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 20, 2025 04:15 PM (a+4eV)

I sell Lexus through the Subaru showroom!!

Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo at Werk at August 20, 2025 04:17 PM (PSEDc)

369 @279 Yudhisthira's Dice-while in Nevada a few weekends ago for a High School Grand Reunion I was accidentally in a turn lane that I thought was the lane to go straight. Having California license plates and having made an error of what lane I was in I got a very loud "GO BACK TO CALIFORNIA YOU ASSHOLE!!!" when I didn't go on a green light. LMFAO as being a native Nevadan I remember doing the same thing. Turnabout is fair play I guess plus it was funny as hell. Had to drag race the old lady next to me to go straight. Arrived at a big meet up at my friends house a few minutes later. Everyone enjoyed hearing about my warm Nevada welcome.

Posted by: JROD at August 20, 2025 04:17 PM (IlL6s)

370 At my Local Central Calif Walmart, they lock up... Men's Underwear.

Yes, you have to find an employee so you can get it...
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 20, 2025 04:11 PM (mP0Kj

"Yes Miss. Thank you for helping me. I need something a little extra large in the crotch area."

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at August 20, 2025 04:17 PM (jvJvP)

371 I apologize z. It was Gretchen Whitmer giving a Dorito to a paid influencer as if it's a religious ceremony:

https://tinyurl.com/5n7c46pj

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2025 04:17 PM (X6hcS)

372 I have never understood what people think is funny about his lame deadpan style.
Posted by: eleven
========
Kimmel kisses the ass of his dwindling audience and Hollywood celebrities. His fake unctuous appearance makes one long for the deranged ramblings of latter day Letterman.

Posted by: whig at August 20, 2025 04:17 PM (ctrM5)

373 Is it just me
Or does it feel
Like the Dems and Newscum, in particular, is trying to generate fake enthusiasm and street cred and the Whole Of America is like:

Whatever. We don’t care.

And he is a NOT HOT.

If he spends more time on his hair than me, it’s a no.

Plus, he is a pussy. No thanks.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 20, 2025 04:17 PM (vK/Ja)

374 I mean why do women even get to vote for fucks sake?

If Christina Hendricks ran for office, half the Horde would vote for her even if she was Mao.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2025 04:17 PM (dfIr7)

375 A woman with three children, receiving $2,000 monthly in food stamp benefits, who appears well-nourished and has several tattoos, received a letter informing her that she must complete 15 hours of community service per week to continue receiving benefits.

She's outraged.

http://tiny.cc/z2gr001

I'm also outraged, but not for the same reason.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2025 04:18 PM (lIio7)

376 And Gavin Newsom does not strike me as a remotely religious perso having people lay hands on him and pray just seems silly.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2025 04:05 PM (X6hcS)

Wasn't this a party which mocked the Eucharist using Doritos?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 20, 2025 04:13 PM (ExV1e)

if he is, or is not, it will do him no favors with the Democratic Base.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2025 04:18 PM (8avO+)

377 I liked the electronic gadgets at Bed Bath and Beyond.

They even had an iPhone attachment that took the wrinkles out of your clothes.

It was called an iRon.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 20, 2025 04:18 PM (PiwSw)

378 Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 20, 2025 04:15 PM (XV/Pl)

If you believe Calif has free and fair elections, I'll give you exhibit 1... the Newsome Recall.

Where he somehow got 62% of the votes to keep him in office... when literally everyone I know in Calif wanted him gone.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 20, 2025 04:18 PM (mP0Kj)

379 It's amazing that a guy can lockdown his state, terrorize his citizens, flaunt the rules he imposed on the populace, mismanage his state to the point that fire hydrants can't supply water to fight a fire that was preventable with proper care of brush and then hatch a plan to steal the property of his own constituents and not be laughed out of politics.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 20, 2025 04:15 PM (XV/Pl)


I know, right? -- Josef Stalin

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 20, 2025 04:18 PM (ExV1e)

380 374
If Christina Hendricks ran for office, half the Horde would vote for her even if she was Mao.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2025 04:17 PM (dfIr7)

=======

And the other half would say she was never hot to begin with.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 20, 2025 04:19 PM (GBKbO)

381 The blue hair chick would be 100% grievance theater.

Posted by: Crusader at August 20, 2025 04:16 PM (TN0g+)

Not if you spent most of the time looking at the top of her head.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2025 04:19 PM (snZF9)

382 Come on

FUCK YOU. BYE.

Just puts the exclamation point on BB&Y CEO's point. Well stupidly played Newscum.

Just what most Americans want is a narcissistic destroying tween as president.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 20, 2025 04:19 PM (17s+e)

383 What the fuck else can Newsom do? Run on his record as Governor?

Record unemployment.
Drug crises
Homeless crises.
Fires with poor response.
Massive illegal surge
recall votes
Highest cost of living in country
huge budget deficit
soaring crime
Worst election integrity in country
failings schools
insurance crises
massive energy costs

I can't think of a single thing he has touched he didn't immediately make worse.






Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 20, 2025 04:19 PM (gDhA9)

384 I mean why do women even get to vote for fucks sake?
Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2025 04:14 PM (fV+MH)


You're making a lot of assumptions about who it is that finds Governor Hairgel charismatic.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 20, 2025 04:19 PM (a+4eV)

385 Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2025 04:14 PM (fV+MH)

I expect that I voted for Trump for the same reasons men here voted for him, but I'm not a leftist.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2025 04:20 PM (X6hcS)

386 I might have to go to one as a F' You to Gavin... Oh wait...I'm in CA.
Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2025 04:17 PM (VE6XX)

Its order by internet for delivery

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2025 04:20 PM (8avO+)

387 Hey, don't look at me, I didn't vote for the guy.

Remember, the last CA governor to win the White House was Ronald Reagan, so we still have a little residual gravitas.

Posted by: zombie at August 20, 2025 04:20 PM (pMi6S)

388 If ace is still here, cosmicbook dot news has an articke about non-binary chick Bella Ramsey wanting to play Spiderman.

I thnk she was goofing but all the articles were eager to report it then... said that "THEY want to play Spider-Man" because pronouns. Apparently in addition to looking like her mom was in AbFab, she has a mouse in her pocket or is possessed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2025 04:20 PM (dfIr7)

389 360 It's amazing that a guy can lockdown his state, terrorize his citizens, flaunt the rules he imposed on the populace, mismanage his state to the point that fire hydrants can't supply water to fight a fire that was preventable with proper care of brush and then hatch a plan to steal the property of his own constituents and not be laughed out of politics.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
---------
Easy when you know that cheat by mail makes California elections as valid as those of Venezuela. Rentier state bullshit. The state is run for the kleptocrats because the approval of real voters no longer matter. Oregon, Colorado, and Washington are going down that slope as welland Arizona has been teetering on the edge of a blue takeover as well. All due to cheat by mail voting systems.

Posted by: whig at August 20, 2025 04:21 PM (ctrM5)

390 I expect that I voted for Trump for the same reasons men here voted for him, but I'm not a leftist.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2025 04:20 PM (X6hcS)


You voted for Trump because Melania is hot?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 20, 2025 04:21 PM (ExV1e)

391 In that "So nice" painting with Hulk Hogan, Tucker Carlson, and Newsom, who is the fourth person -- the guy with the fedora?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 20, 2025 04:21 PM (omVj0)

392 This will be about as effective as Rubio Comedy Hour.

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2025 04:21 PM (rME7O)

393
And the other half would say she was never hot to begin with.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer

_________

[ ] Hot
[X] Not

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2025 04:21 PM (kkTda)

394 391 In that "So nice" painting with Hulk Hogan, Tucker Carlson, and Newsom, who is the fourth person -- the guy with the fedora?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 20, 2025 04:21 PM (omVj0)

Kid Rock

Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2025 04:22 PM (VE6XX)

395 In that "So nice" painting with Hulk Hogan, Tucker Carlson, and Newsom, who is the fourth person -- the guy with the fedora?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 20, 2025 04:21 PM (omVj0)


Kid Rock

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 20, 2025 04:22 PM (ExV1e)

396 In that "So nice" painting with Hulk Hogan, Tucker Carlson, and Newsom, who is the fourth person -- the guy with the fedora?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere


Kid Rock, I think

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 20, 2025 04:22 PM (a+4eV)

397 If you did a CAT scan of Gavin Newom's brain, it would be composed of ambition molecules and self-esteem fluid.

Posted by: zombie at August 20, 2025 04:22 PM (pMi6S)

398
Question:

What if we fucked ourselves and Bobby Kennedy runs as an Independent in '28?

Posted by: Soothsayer is Mathin' like jazzy crockett at August 20, 2025 04:22 PM (/f5u+)

399 > In that "So nice" painting with Hulk Hogan, Tucker Carlson, and Newsom, who is the fourth person -- the guy with the fedora?

Seriously, why hasn't anyone answered this question?

Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2025 04:22 PM (lIio7)

400 Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 20, 2025 04:15 PM (XV/Pl)

If you believe Calif has free and fair elections, I'll give you exhibit 1... the Newsome Recall.

Where he somehow got 62% of the votes to keep him in office... when literally everyone I know in Calif wanted him gone.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 20, 2025 04:18 PM (mP0Kj)

The recall was started by rich influential Democrats pissed at their private schools getting poisoned by liberal crap like the peasants get.

They hate him too.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2025 04:23 PM (8avO+)

401 Is it maybe Kid Rock?

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2025 04:23 PM (rME7O)

402 Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 20, 2025 04:19 PM (a+4eV)

As you know He's totally incompetent unless he wants to destroy CA, he's a liar and he's an elitist who locked down people when he went out to dinner at some fancy French restaurant . The only women who would vote for him are probably very rich leftist women who live someplace else.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2025 04:23 PM (X6hcS)

403 In that "So nice" painting with Hulk Hogan, Tucker Carlson, and Newsom, who is the fourth person -- the guy with the fedora?

Seriously, why hasn't anyone answered this question?
Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2025 04:22 PM (lIio7)

They have its Kid Rock.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2025 04:23 PM (8avO+)

404 Christina Hendricks is still a thing?

Posted by: Bulg at August 20, 2025 04:23 PM (77rzZ)

405 >>>But bad on me for mistaking Magills' fake screencap for the real thing.

Be better, Ace.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 20, 2025 04:24 PM (i24o9)

406 "Newsom oozes charisma. At least towards the classier people."

That's not charisma, dipshit. It's what his master spewed on him and told him not to wash off or he would be punished. It's probably got hair gel and failure mixed in.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 20, 2025 04:24 PM (2J/Lj)

407 It is a truth universally known, Gavin Newsom is a clown.

Posted by: Michael at August 20, 2025 04:24 PM (m+flI)

408 Christina Hendricks is still a thing?

Posted by: Bulg at August 20, 2025 04:23 PM (77rzZ)

She isn't?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 20, 2025 04:24 PM (i24o9)

409 "If Christina Hendricks ran for office, half the Horde would vote for her even if she was Mao.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor"

But that's entirely not true.

You're joking but that is not true.

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2025 04:24 PM (fV+MH)

410 Christina Hendricks is still a thing?
Posted by: Bulg at August 20, 2025 04:23 PM (77rzZ)

No. Two things.

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2025 04:24 PM (rME7O)

411 But that's entirely not true.

You're joking but that is not true.

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2025 04:24 PM (fV+MH)

Now hold on.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 20, 2025 04:25 PM (i24o9)

412 "Kid Rock" occurred to me as a possibility. But why would GN's press clowns think these three media figures would be, or could be presented as, positive for Gavin?

Oh. Right. Insane. Gotcha.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 20, 2025 04:25 PM (omVj0)

413
Anyone remember Strangers With Candy?

On an episode they did a Cat Scan of Gerry Blank's brain and the image was a black & white film of a monkey playing in the water.

Posted by: Soothsayer is Mathin' like jazzy crockett at August 20, 2025 04:25 PM (/f5u+)

414 And the other half would say she was never hot to begin with.

LOL Yeah, pretty much. I saw someone post a picture of Sidney Sweeney without makeup having just got out of the ocean and labeled it MID. She's still pretty, she's just not all dolled up and lit well. Men are being warped by all those filtered dolls on Instagram

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2025 04:25 PM (dfIr7)

415 408 Christina Hendricks is still a thing?

Posted by: Bulg at August 20, 2025 04:23 PM (77rzZ)

She isn't?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 20, 2025 04:24 PM (i24o9)

=========

I saw her head explode in Driver, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 20, 2025 04:25 PM (GBKbO)

416 I think it's Kid Rock.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 20, 2025 04:25 PM (PiwSw)

417 In that "So nice" painting with Hulk Hogan, Tucker Carlson, and Newsom, who is the fourth person -- the guy with the fedora?
--------

His name is Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid Rock!

Posted by: Crusader at August 20, 2025 04:25 PM (TN0g+)

418 I thnk she was goofing but all the articles were eager to report it then... said that "THEY want to play Spider-Man" because pronouns. Apparently in addition to looking like her mom was in AbFab, she has a mouse in her pocket or is possessed.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2025 04:20 PM (dfIr7)

I'm in Canada.

None of that is a deal-breaker....

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at August 20, 2025 04:25 PM (jvJvP)

419 Democratic shitholes used to have to maintain at least some semblence of functioning. That served to weed out the criminally stupid like AOC, Crockett, Mahdami, etc. But no more! Now all Dem politicians cut *directly* into the grifting and make no effort at even minimum functionality. And their voters must be completely okay with that since they keep returning them to public office.
Posted by: Crusader

I don't think voters come into the equation. Every blue state has corrupt and fraudulent elections along with rigging races through legal and illegal means. Democrats have given up on their New Deal size majorities returning so they simply cheat and rig elections to grift and destroy our Republic from within.

Socialism/Communism racial politics of envy and squalor represented by Donkey Chompers, the Squad, Mahdami, and other DEI types are the future of Dem politics.

Posted by: whig at August 20, 2025 04:26 PM (ctrM5)

420 I had some African foreign students in my classes, none of them had anything good to say about the Chicoms. If anything, Chicoms make them nostalgic for the European colonists and interests that the Chicoms replaced.
Posted by: whig at August 20, 2025 04:15 PM (ctrM5)

You think the white colonialists were racist? Not even in the ballpark of the Chinese. They do shit that would make Cecil Rhodes blush. And the Africans hate them FAR MORE than they hated the white colonialists.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 20, 2025 04:26 PM (gDhA9)

421 Christina Hendricks is still a thing?

Posted by: Bulg at August 20, 2025 04:23 PM (77rzZ)

She isn't?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 20, 2025 04:24 PM (i24o9)

If she got any bigger than she was in the movie Drive than I say no she's no more a thing.

Posted by: polynikes at August 20, 2025 04:26 PM (EYmYM)

422 If Newsom does end up being the nominee, they cannot possibly have another white person as the VP. The VP choice could be very interesting.
And I'm pissed that bed Bath and beyond left California, but I understand why they did. It was my go to store to get stuff for my kitchen and home.

Posted by: keena at August 20, 2025 04:26 PM (hf+Z7)

423 Who's the guy in the red hat? Is that Scogg?

Posted by: fd at August 20, 2025 04:26 PM (vFG9F)

424 Christina Hendricks is still a thing?

Probably not but I didn't want to say Sweeney again and couldn't think of a more recent It Girl.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2025 04:26 PM (dfIr7)

425 Looks like the WOKE female CEO decided to put the last nail in the coffin of Cracker Barrel and rebrand it too, I have no F'n clue and neither does she.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 20, 2025 04:27 PM (FCrpy)

426 Something to be said by Guys and Girls that have Blue and Green Hair....................

And that is they probably have a double-digit IQ and still live at home grifting off of Mommy and Daddy because no real Man/Woman will come near then with being totally up to date on all vaccines.

Posted by: Jackson at August 20, 2025 04:27 PM (q/j2W)

427 I saw someone post a picture of Sidney Sweeney without makeup having just got out of the ocean and labeled it MID.

She's got an odd face when it's not expressing an emotion. I don't know the specific photo you're referring to but there are several where her face is not especially attractive.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 20, 2025 04:27 PM (ExV1e)

428
Please Note: newscum has never been on Rogan.

Because, like malaka harris, he cannot do it without exposing his stupid, blank-slate self.

Posted by: Soothsayer is Mathin' like jazzy crockett at August 20, 2025 04:27 PM (/f5u+)

429 If you did a CAT scan of Gavin Newom's brain, it would be composed of ambition molecules and self-esteem fluid.
Posted by: zombie at August 20, 2025


***
I'm not a chemist, but I hear that self-esteem fluid is much like blinker fluid on cars.

Or maybe it's like skunk spray.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 20, 2025 04:27 PM (omVj0)

430 Like to see him do Clint Eastwood.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at August 20, 2025 04:27 PM (WTYP0)

431 Maybe Sydney would be prettier without makeup.

Posted by: Bulg at August 20, 2025 04:27 PM (77rzZ)

432 409 "If Christina Hendricks ran for office, half the Horde would vote for her even if she was Mao.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor"

But that's entirely not true.

You're joking but that is not true.
Posted by: eleven


When the now-50-years-old Christina Hendricks takes her bra off, she can do the Charleston knee-shimmy with her boobs.

Posted by: zombie at August 20, 2025 04:27 PM (pMi6S)

433 Cornhusker Clink.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 20, 2025 04:27 PM (KWyxI)

434 Christina Hendricks is still a thing?

Probably not but I didn't want to say Sweeney again and couldn't think of a more recent It Girl.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2025 04:26 PM (dfIr7)

That's the thing, the Dems are even purging the IT girls

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2025 04:28 PM (8avO+)

435
I don't think newscum has ever had a real job.

Posted by: Soothsayer is Mathin' like jazzy crockett at August 20, 2025 04:28 PM (/f5u+)

436 Men are being warped by all those filtered dolls on Instagram
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

For entertainment, I read accounts of the war between the sexes. Increasingly guys that match up online with those filtered dolls just leave dates when the filtered online doll does not match the person IRL. Women do the same when the supposed CHAD does not have a six pack abs, six figure income, and other attributes.

I am glad I grew up when online dating was non existent.

Posted by: whig at August 20, 2025 04:29 PM (ctrM5)

437 The whole thing about Newscum is, he's like explaining why you have to explain why the joke that no one laughed at was supposed to be funny.

A perpetual, "I don't get it" even after the explanation.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 20, 2025 04:29 PM (zHKd4)

438 I haven't read all the comments but, has anyone identified Kid Rock as the fourth person in the meme yet?

Posted by: that guy that hasn't read all the comments at August 20, 2025 04:29 PM (nqJ7G)

439 I saw someone post a picture of Sidney Sweeney without makeup having just got out of the ocean and labeled it MID.

She's got an odd face when it's not expressing an emotion. I don't know the specific photo you're referring to but there are several where her face is not especially attractive.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 20, 2025 04:27 PM (ExV1e)

Pointy elbows too, amirite?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2025 04:29 PM (8avO+)

440
What the fuck else can Newsom do? Run on his record as Governor?

Record unemployment.
Drug crises
Homeless crises.
Fires with poor response.
Massive illegal surge
recall votes
Highest cost of living in country
huge budget deficit
soaring crime
Worst election integrity in country
failings schools
insurance crises
massive energy costs

I can't think of a single thing he has touched he didn't immediately make worse.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law


The Train!
The Train!

Posted by: Tattoo at August 20, 2025 04:29 PM (63Dwl)

441 I am glad I grew up when online dating was non existent.

Me too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2025 04:30 PM (X6hcS)

442 Does Karen Gillan mean nothing to you

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2025 04:30 PM (rME7O)

443 > They have its Kid Rock.

Nope. Nobody in this thread has answered that question. Not even you.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2025 04:30 PM (lIio7)

444 She's got an odd face when it's not expressing an emotion. I don't know the specific photo you're referring to but there are several where her face is not especially attractive.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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That goes for most of us. Including dudes.

Posted by: whig at August 20, 2025 04:30 PM (ctrM5)

445 "If Christina Hendricks ran for office, half the Horde would vote for her even if she was Mao.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor"

But that's entirely not true.

You're joking but that is not true.
Posted by: eleven

When the now-50-years-old Christina Hendricks takes her bra off, she can do the Charleston knee-shimmy with her boobs.
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I was already going to vote for her--you don't have to try harder to convince me!

Posted by: The Horde at August 20, 2025 04:30 PM (TN0g+)

446 New thread.

Nood.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at August 20, 2025 04:31 PM (jvJvP)

447 For entertainment, I read accounts of the war between the sexes. Increasingly guys that match up online with those filtered dolls just leave dates when the filtered online doll does not match the person IRL. Women do the same when the supposed CHAD does not have a six pack abs, six figure income, and other attributes.

I am glad I grew up when online dating was non existent.
Posted by: whig at August 20, 2025 04:29 PM (ctrM5)

Its only been a few years, men will adapt to this. I'm already detecting the suspicious lack of a laugh line or eye crinkle and developing a revulsion.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2025 04:31 PM (8avO+)

448 Someone with a secret DU account should point out Gavin is following Trump’s playbook here.

Oh, they know. They don't buy the BS themselves, they just think Gavin is "puttin' one over on the flyover rubes" like they think Trump has done.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 20, 2025 04:31 PM (3nLb4)

449 A woman with three children, receiving $2,000 monthly in food stamp benefits, who appears well-nourished and has several tattoos,

Posted by: bonhomme



I wish I could spend two grand a month on groceries, but I can't because I'm paying for this leech.

Posted by: Thomans Paine at August 20, 2025 04:31 PM (0U5gm)

450 Well, Schiff... there's a nood.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 20, 2025 04:31 PM (ExV1e)

451 Have you SEEN what happens when the Moron Horde sinks its teeth into an idea and runs away with it?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 20, 2025 03:54 PM (7fElN)

All of our jokes get stolen by the writers of late night TV?

Posted by: Reforger at August 20, 2025 04:32 PM (pxUkb)

452 Does Karen Gillan mean nothing to you
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2025 04:30 PM (rME7O)

who?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2025 04:32 PM (8avO+)

453 I am glad I grew up when online dating was non existent.
Posted by: whig at August 20, 2025 04:29 PM (ctrM5)

I figured you grew up when dating was non-existent. Just a gentle club to the head.

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2025 04:32 PM (rME7O)

454 Sydney Sweeney has a great figure and a nice smile. Only thing that makes her a little odd is that she has sort of lazy left eye in some pictures. I doubt that would put any guy off who approved of her otherwise.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2025 04:32 PM (X6hcS)

455 Newsome, Obama, Pelosi, Schumer, Jefferies, Mayor Pete all have one thing in common.....

Never had a real job and they are Professional Grifters...

AOC had kinda of a job as a Bartender but probably made lousy drinks and all the guys went there just to stare at her Boys in the Bra

Posted by: Jackson at August 20, 2025 04:32 PM (q/j2W)

456 Christina Hendricks and Brie Larson have some gnarly toes.

WTF is up with that?

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2025 04:32 PM (fV+MH)

457 > I saw someone post a picture of Sidney Sweeney without makeup having just got out of the ocean and labeled it MID.

It's all so tiresome. She's in a swimsuit, with no makeup, in the least flattering light possible, caught candidly without the option to pose the way she'd like, and she still looks great.

There's not a woman in the world that's going to look flawless under those circumstances.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2025 04:34 PM (lIio7)

458 The Newsom press staffer with the bow tie? Dude, Jimmy Olsen called to say he looked more manly than that in the Sixties.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 20, 2025 04:34 PM (omVj0)

459 If Newsom does end up being the nominee, they cannot possibly have another white person as the VP. The VP choice could be very interesting.

Yeah he probably will be the nominee and the VP will be someone like Jasmine Crockett

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2025 04:34 PM (dfIr7)

460 Looks like the WOKE female CEO decided to put the last nail in the coffin of Cracker Barrel and rebrand it too, I have no F'n clue and neither does she.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio
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And 'more modern' interiors.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2025 04:34 PM (XeU6L)

461 If Newsome is the Dem Nominee then the VP on the ticket cannot have better hair then Goat Boy Newsome...

Posted by: Jackson at August 20, 2025 04:37 PM (q/j2W)

462 You think the white colonialists were racist? Not even in the ballpark of the Chinese. They do shit that would make Cecil Rhodes blush. And the Africans hate them FAR MORE than they hated the white colonialists.
Posted by: El Mariachi
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Pretty much. Chicoms make the even the Belgians blush.

Posted by: whig at August 20, 2025 04:38 PM (ctrM5)

463 I figured you grew up when dating was non-existent. Just a gentle club to the head.
Posted by: ...
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Hey, if you want to call me antediluvian or a Neanderthal, just come out and say it.

Posted by: whig at August 20, 2025 04:39 PM (ctrM5)

464 Its only been a few years, men will adapt to this. I'm already detecting the suspicious lack of a laugh line or eye crinkle and developing a revulsion.
Posted by: Oldcat
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Uncanny valley.

Posted by: whig at August 20, 2025 04:40 PM (ctrM5)

465 360 It's amazing that a guy can lockdown his state, terrorize his citizens, flaunt the rules he imposed on the populace, mismanage his state to the point that fire hydrants can't supply water to fight a fire that was preventable with proper care of brush and then hatch a plan to steal the property of his own constituents and not be laughed out of politics.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 20, 2025 04:15 PM (XV/Pl)

It's like Milo Minderbinder in Catch-22 stuffing shares of the syndicate where actual emergency supplies should be.

California Reservoirs and fire hydrants are filled to the brim with DEI. Take a walk down a SF sidewalk, you can't help but step into the DEI. Who needs basic rights or even food water and shelter when you have DEI?

Posted by: Minuteman at August 20, 2025 04:43 PM (47/pr)

466 TJM, I never thought Newsom was attractive--gaunt, ungenerous looking, slick. But what he looks like now is a man about to break into pieces. He's scary.

Posted by: Wenda at August 20, 2025 04:50 PM (rGi39)

467 How do you do, fellow humans?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 20, 2025 04:55 PM (e7vXw)

468 Gutfeld seems to tell a bomb joke once a show and gets groans, so I assume the laughs are real too.

Truth is I'm usually just fantasizing about Emily Compagno's legs! And boobs.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 20, 2025 04:56 PM (PQOq3)

469 Truth is I'm usually just fantasizing about Emily Compagno's legs! And boobs.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 20, 2025 04:56 PM (PQOq3)

This is the way

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 20, 2025 04:58 PM (xcxpd)

470 More drunk tweeting, please, Newsome!

I am enjoying this too much.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 20, 2025 04:58 PM (6PCLE)

471 One of my favorite redhead bits is a picture of a beach, with the caption Spot the Redhead. It has a picture of a pretty girl in a bikini on white sands, then it says "no, the one behind her" and you look closely. There's another girl there but she's so pale she matches the sand, you can barely see her.

That's the redhead.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2025 04:06 PM (dfIr7)

The meme I have is "spot the Irish girl".

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 20, 2025 05:04 PM (5xuJ/)

472 Governor New-Scum and his Friends in very low places way below A snake in a Wagon Rut

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at August 20, 2025 05:12 PM (wGqjj)

473 Gavin Newsom is the creepy Anthony Weiner of the West.

Posted by: RovingTitan at August 20, 2025 05:23 PM (GsoGy)

474 452 Does Karen Gillan mean nothing to you
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2025 04:30 PM (rME7O)

who?

11th Doctor Who's (Matt Smith) 1st companion. She's a Scottish red head; adorable. She played Nebula in the Guardians of the Galaxy/Avengers movies.

Posted by: Nelly at August 20, 2025 05:41 PM (cHLus)

475 "Let's be fair. Stepping over a pile of dogshit in the yard isn't a tough task."

Cheborneck would like a word with you.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at August 20, 2025 06:01 PM (en8kF)

476 Justice Department Suggests Possible Deal for Letitia James: Resign in Order To Dodge Criminal Charges for Mortgage Fraud

Posted by: SMOD at August 20, 2025 06:27 PM (9YC7d)

477 A federal appeals court on Wednesday ruled that the Trump administration can resume terminations of Temporary Protected Status for more than 60,000 immigrants from Nepal, Nicaragua and Honduras. A Ninth Circuit panel granted the federal government’s emergency stay it requested after a lower court postponed the termination of the Temporary Protected Status program for the three countries until Nov. 18 while litigation plays out. However, the three-judge panel denied the government’s request to stay the proceedings of the district court, saying that “management of the docket is within the discretion of the district court.”

Posted by: SMOD at August 20, 2025 06:30 PM (9YC7d)

478 In addition to having beautiful legs and boobs, Emily Campagno is as cute as a button and whip-smart. Other than that, she's nothing special...

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 20, 2025 06:41 PM (PQOq3)

479 I am betting Kid Rock is going to have something to say about that drawing with him praying over Newsom. Tucker Carlson too, but I prefer Kid Rock's ability to craft the best response.

Posted by: TXMarko at August 20, 2025 07:52 PM (7flhA)

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