Feds Charge Thirty Tren de Aragua Gang Members with Drug Dealing, Murder-for-Hire, and Illegally Owning Guns That Americans Should Own

Thirty alleged members and leaders of Tren de Aragua (TdA), a Venezuelan gang designated as a foreign terrorist group, were indicted in Colorado on charges including murder-for-hire, drug trafficking, and firearms offenses.
The gang has been tied to murder, extortion, kidnapping, and drug and human trafficking.
Several TdA members are accused of unlawfully entering the U.S. and introducing its gang violence to communities across America, including those in Colorado.
"These defendants include Tren de Aragua leaders, members, and associates," U.S. Attorney for Colorado Peter McNeilly said during a press conference on Monday. "The charges include firearms trafficking, drug trafficking, and a barbaric murder for hire plot in which several of the defendants agreed to kill two people for $15,000 and return their severed heads as proof of the murders for just an extra $5,000."
A nine-month investigation tied to crime at a Denver-area apartment complex led a grand jury to charge 28 people in a 39-count indictment.
Charges include firearms trafficking, using guns in drug crimes, illegal possession of firearms and drug trafficking.
Five defendants also face conspiracy to commit murder-for-hire.
"The charges tell a story of people selling guns and drugs -- lots of them," McNeilly said. "The affidavits which have been filed in this case also tell a story of a murder-for-hire plot and other crimes that the defendants were willing to commit, such as sex trafficking.
"One of the people who offered to commit murders in this case bragged to the undercover officers that the people he would use to commit those murders were the very same people that we had seen committing crimes on the news in these apartment complexes in Aurora," he continued.
During the investigation, officers with the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (ATF) recovered 69 firearms, including machine guns. Authorities claim that several of the firearms have been linked to shootings, carjackings, robberies and drive-by shootings in Denver and Aurora.
...
ATF Special Agent in Charge Brent Beavers said during the press conference that some of the firearms recovered were privately made, adding that at least one was equipped with a machine gun conversion device.

Also, a chainsaw bayonet.

The left claims it's bothered by guns. It's not. It's bothered by law-abiding American citizens (aka Republicans) owning guns.

...
In a separate indictment, Luis Fernando Uribe-Torrealba and Luis Henriquez-Charaima, both 29, face six counts including murder-for-hire, carjacking, and trafficking drugs and firearms.

NEW: 30 individuals including suspected leaders and members of the Tren de Aragua gang—Indicted in Colorado for federal offenses, including drug trafficking, firearms violations and murder-for-hire schemes—Two of the TdA members wanted out of Denver, Colorado were arrested in… pic.twitter.com/T5HLeZPVVQ
— Alma Gentil (@Chinoy200096633) August 19, 2025

Flashback: Martha Raddatz of ABC "News" claimed that there was no Tren de Aragua problem in Colorado, because they had taken "only a handful" of American apartment buildings.

NEW: JD Vance torches ABC’s Martha Raddatz after she minimized the illegal immigrant gang takeovers because “only a handful” of apartments complexes have been seized.

Raddatz: “The incidents were limited to a handful of apartment complexes...”

Vance: “Do you hear yourself? Only… pic.twitter.com/TPXdNTD5UH
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) October 13, 2024

Semi-Related: El Salvador's president posted this video last month of Tren de Aragua gang members boarding the US flight to CECOT prison in pristine health, only to pretend to have suffered a complete collapse during the five hour flight.

Funny how the perfectly healthy Tren de Aragua detainees suddenly fall ill the moment they set foot in Venezuela.

Same script, every time. pic.twitter.com/P6U1EeLLyF
— Nayib Bukele (@nayibbukele) July 19, 2025

I voted for this.

Actually, some of this I didn't even vote for, because I didn't believe it was realistically a possibility.

But now that I've got it, I love it.

Posted by: Ace at 05:39 PM

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1 1st!

Posted by: Devil Slayer at August 19, 2025 05:40 PM (VOCjX)

2 More
Please.

I am so
Happy.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 19, 2025 05:42 PM (vK/Ja)

3 Short of shooting them, this is the best possible outcome.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 19, 2025 05:43 PM (gDhA9)

4 I call dibs on the guns

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 19, 2025 05:43 PM (xcxpd)

5

BUT THEY ARE AGS!!! AGS! THEY'RE AGS!!

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at August 19, 2025 05:43 PM (et1vG)

6 Oh sure they took them money and planned to decapitate people, but they didn't actually...ahem...do it, right?

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 19, 2025 05:44 PM (gDhA9)

7 Martha Raddatz hardest hit.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 19, 2025 05:44 PM (MGB5H)

8 It has become clear to me that a LOT of South American countries decided to empty out their prisons by sending their best and brightest to the U.S.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 19, 2025 05:45 PM (gDhA9)

9 "I voted for this.

Actually, some of this I didn't even vote for, because I didn't believe it was realistically a possibility.

But now that I've got it, I love it."

Me as well, Ace. Me as well.
I voted Trump for revenge. I never imagined I'd actually get it.

Can I vote for Sydney Sweeny's snizz next? If I'm going to more than I hoped for...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 19, 2025 05:45 PM (xcxpd)

10
Martha Raddatz hardest hit.
Posted by: BruceWayne

I wish.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2025 05:45 PM (63Dwl)

11 I wonder when they take the cuffs off of those guys entering the plane.

In flight? On the ground?

Posted by: EFG at August 19, 2025 05:46 PM (Wp7J3)

12 I thought is was going to be for capturing over their allotted one apartment complex.

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2025 05:46 PM (krQz2)

13 I mean, if I could go to south central LA and pick up gang members and force them into going to another country...hey...wait a second....

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 19, 2025 05:46 PM (gDhA9)

14 Only 30 vicious murderous thugs in all of Colorado! What's the big problem?

Posted by: Martha Raddatz at August 19, 2025 05:46 PM (aBgBM)

15 Nancy Pelosi and VanHollen need to meet with these 'sparks of divinity' in a very personal setting.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2025 05:47 PM (rn0nN)

16 I'm done with sympathy for illegals as well. Go home. Your country sucks? Too bad. You come legally or not at all.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 19, 2025 05:47 PM (gDhA9)

17 Thirty alleged members and leaders of Tren de Aragua (TdA), a Venezuelan gang designated as a foreign terrorist group, were indicted in Colorado on charges including murder-for-hire, drug trafficking, and firearms offenses.
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I am astounded that it happened in Colorado. Not joking. I figured CO would find a way to let Cookie Monster and his people stay put and do their thing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2025 05:47 PM (z8vUP)

18 Martha Raddatz hardest hit.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 19, 2025 05:44 PM (MGB5H)
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Some people don't seem to want their crypts kept.

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2025 05:47 PM (krQz2)

19 If I remember correctly these guys were trained by the Venezuelan army to do what they are doing.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 19, 2025 05:47 PM (FCrpy)

20 Can I vote for Sydney Sweeny's snizz next? If I'm going to more than I hoped for...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 19, 2025 05:45 PM (xcxpd)

Special delivery!

Posted by: Lena Dunham at August 19, 2025 05:47 PM (i24o9)

21 Martha Raddatz is a cartoonish caricature of Karen.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2025 05:47 PM (EmA98)

22 Is it a U.S. government airplane?

A plane the U.S. government contracted?

Or a plane from Venezuela/El Salvador?

Posted by: EFG at August 19, 2025 05:48 PM (Wp7J3)

23 It has become clear to me that a LOT of South American countries decided to empty out their prisons by sending their best and brightest to the U.S.

It worked for Fidel Castro at a place called Mariel.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2025 05:48 PM (rn0nN)

24 I am unhappy that certain people incentivized these crimes. Glad Trump is de-incentivizing.

Posted by: Emmie at August 19, 2025 05:48 PM (FMtrg)

25 > El Salvador's president posted this video last month of Tren de Aragua gang members boarding the US flight to CECOT prison in pristine health

Were they screaming, "I CAN'T BREATHE!!" the whole time?

Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2025 05:49 PM (lIio7)

26 Flashback: Martha Raddatz of ABC "News" claimed that there was no Tren de Aragua problem in Colorado, because they had taken "only a handful" of American apartment buildings.
++++
Just a colony set up by gangsters. NBD.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2025 05:49 PM (z8vUP)

27 23 It has become clear to me that a LOT of South American countries decided to empty out their prisons by sending their best and brightest to the U.S.

It worked for Fidel Castro at a place called Mariel.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2025 05:48 PM (rn0nN)

*****

Very true.

Posted by: EFG at August 19, 2025 05:49 PM (Wp7J3)

28 Martha Raddatz hardest hit.

*nods*

Posted by: The Ugly Stick at August 19, 2025 05:49 PM (jc0TO)

29 20 Can I vote for Sydney Sweeny's snizz next? If I'm going to more than I hoped for...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 19, 2025 05:45 PM (xcxpd)

Special delivery!
Posted by: Lena Dunham at August 19, 2025 05:47 PM (i24o9)

I need to be more clear in my wishes...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 19, 2025 05:49 PM (xcxpd)

30 What happened to that criminal case of the illegal nightclub in Colorado that had security provided by soldiers from Ft. Carson?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2025 05:50 PM (rn0nN)

31 Given that TdA is now also officially a terrorist organization, does that have any bearing on a case like this one that involves normal crime (albeit a lot of it)?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2025 05:50 PM (z8vUP)

32 they all gotta go

ALL

Posted by: cherries in season at August 19, 2025 05:50 PM (IG5T1)

33 Reminds me of the courtroom scene in Goodfellas.

One guy's on Oxygen, One has a sling on his arm, another a broken leg, this one on a gurney.....

Posted by: jsg at August 19, 2025 05:50 PM (7Kd+r)

34 I heard someone complaining - but we are paying El Salvadore to take these prisoners. My response was, yeah, so? You're all about outsourcing shit to foreigners, why not outsource imprisonment? I mean, you outsourced all sorts of jobs in the U.S. without hesitation.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 19, 2025 05:50 PM (gDhA9)

35 *nods*
Posted by: The Ugly Stick at August 19, 2025 05:49 PM (jc0TO)
++++
*snort*

Well done.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2025 05:50 PM (z8vUP)

36 They good boys they jes fall in with the wrong crowd in America.

Posted by: they mamacitas at August 19, 2025 05:50 PM (vFG9F)

37 As far as Central American leaders go, Bukele seems ok. At least he wants to get rid of the gangs. However, the left shrieks that he's a dictator but they do the same about Trump of course.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2025 05:50 PM (2GCMq)

38 24 I am unhappy that certain people incentivized these crimes. Glad Trump is de-incentivizing.
Posted by: Emmie at August 19, 2025 05:48 PM (FMtrg)

To complete the thought: the people incentivizing this criminality told us we were uncompassionate racists if we objected.

Posted by: Emmie at August 19, 2025 05:50 PM (FMtrg)

39 for just an extra $5,000."

$5k a head, or was that two for the price of one?

Just asking...

Posted by: man at August 19, 2025 05:51 PM (tubbA)

40 I heard someone complaining - but we are paying El Salvadore to take these prisoners. My response was, yeah, so? You're all about outsourcing shit to foreigners, why not outsource imprisonment? I mean, you outsourced all sorts of jobs in the U.S. without hesitation.
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 19, 2025 05:50 PM (gDhA9)

They have them grow part of their own food there, so its even honest work.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 05:51 PM (8avO+)

41 heard someone complaining - but we are paying El Salvadore to take these prisoners. My response was, yeah, so? You're all about outsourcing shit to foreigners, why not outsource imprisonment? I mean, you outsourced all sorts of jobs in the U.S. without hesitation.
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 19, 2025 05:50 PM (gDhA9)

It's quite cheap. Orders of magnitude less than what it would cost to jail them here.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 19, 2025 05:51 PM (MGB5H)

42 It wouldn't bother me if the Trendy Agua blue shirt did get a few what-fors on the flight over such that he needed a wheelchair on arrival. I'd be disappointed if he didn't.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 19, 2025 05:52 PM (Dv3i1)

43 Martha Radditz is a cartoonish character?

Before or after spilling the turpentine on the painted cels?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2025 05:52 PM (rn0nN)

44 Less is more.

And by that, I mean less Tren de Aqua = more happiness for me.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 19, 2025 05:52 PM (gDhA9)

45 Martha Raddatz hardest hit.

*nods*
Posted by: The Ugly Stick at August 19, 2025 05:49 PM (jc0TO)
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Hey. Don't get ahead of yourself.

Posted by: The Ugly Tree at August 19, 2025 05:52 PM (krQz2)

46 To complete the thought: the people incentivizing this criminality told us we were uncompassionate racists if we objected.
Posted by: Emmie at August 19, 2025 05:50 PM (FMtrg)

The people there are white, hispanic isn't a race

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 05:52 PM (8avO+)

47 Sorry no more Free Rooms under Trump because he isn't a Liberal Democrat Globalists like Clinton(Bill)Obama and Biden were

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at August 19, 2025 05:52 PM (wGqjj)

48 (Sing it with me)

Oh huh it's no fun
Being an illegal alien!
It's no fun
Being an illegal alien!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 19, 2025 05:53 PM (2J/Lj)

49 Trumpmas!

Every!

Day!

" I voted for this.
Actually, some of this I didn't even vote for, because I didn't believe it was realistically a possibility.
But now that I've got it, I love it."

Truth, Ace!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 19, 2025 05:53 PM (ppG5b)

50 It is a wonder the band Genesis hasn't been cancelled for wearing 'brown face.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2025 05:54 PM (rn0nN)

51 Bukele is good by any New World standard. He's in the top three with Milei and the God-Emperor himself.

Posted by: gKWVE at August 19, 2025 05:54 PM (gKWVE)

52 "The charges include firearms trafficking, drug trafficking, and a barbaric murder for hire plot in which several of the defendants agreed to kill two people for $15,000 and return their severed heads as proof of the murders for just an extra $5,000."

One Tren de aqua member was overheard "but...but...that is the trade, my craft. It's all I know. How else do you make money?"

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 19, 2025 05:54 PM (gDhA9)

53 heard someone complaining - but we are paying El Salvadore to take these prisoners. My response was, yeah, so? You're all about outsourcing shit to foreigners, why not outsource imprisonment? I mean, you outsourced all sorts of jobs in the U.S. without hesitation.
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 19, 2025 05:50 PM (gDhA9)

It's quite cheap. Orders of magnitude less than what it would cost to jail them here.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 19, 2025 05:51 PM (MGB5H)

Bullets are cheaper yet.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 19, 2025 05:54 PM (snZF9)

54 It's all I know. How else do you make money?

Then you need to be put out of business, permanently.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2025 05:55 PM (rn0nN)

55 I'm not happy about everything trump does, but I am happy about this. So happy, in fact, it overrides the other stuff by miles.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 19, 2025 05:55 PM (gDhA9)

56 Sounds like fascist Trump isn't going to even allow them their one allotted apartment complex takeover.

Is *this* what you voted for?

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2025 05:55 PM (krQz2)

57 I thought the special envoy to Stupid was Margaret Brennan. Is there more than one?

Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at August 19, 2025 05:55 PM (kTd/k)

58 Bullets are cheaper yet.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 19, 2025 05:54 PM (snZF9)

Pour encourager les autres.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 19, 2025 05:55 PM (i24o9)

59 One Tren de aqua member was overheard "but...but...that is the trade, my craft. It's all I know. How else do you make money?"
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 19, 2025 05:54 PM (gDhA9)

Jack in the Box is hiring...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 19, 2025 05:56 PM (xcxpd)

60 "Bullets are cheaper yet.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division"

Send them to a Danish zoo to perpetuate the cycle of life.

Posted by: fd at August 19, 2025 05:56 PM (vFG9F)

61 Luis Fernando Uribe-Torrealba and Luis Henriquez-Charaima,"

Amish?

Posted by: man at August 19, 2025 05:56 PM (tubbA)

62 It's quite cheap. Orders of magnitude less than what it would cost to jail them here.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 19, 2025 05:51 PM (MGB5H)

Bullets are cheaper yet.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

A guillotine is cheap and reusable!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 19, 2025 05:56 PM (2J/Lj)

63 Bullets are cheaper yet.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 19, 2025 05:54 PM

And if we line up their necks we can save on the bullets too. I like it.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 19, 2025 05:56 PM (MGB5H)

64 Sounds like fascist Trump isn't going to even allow them their one allotted apartment complex takeover.

Is *this* what you voted for?
Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2025 05:55 PM (krQz2)
++++
Kinda. I voted for a lot more than 30.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2025 05:56 PM (z8vUP)

65 Jose in the box six feet down, causes no trouble.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2025 05:56 PM (rn0nN)

66 I thought the special envoy to Stupid was Margaret Brennan. Is there more than one?
Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at August 19, 2025 05:55 PM (kTd/k)

Are there any that are not?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 05:56 PM (8avO+)

67 Ashley St Claire started a podcast because she's getting evicted.

I see OF in her future.

Posted by: jsg at August 19, 2025 05:57 PM (7Kd+r)

68 "A guillotine is cheap and reusable!
Posted by: Madamemayhem"

And terrifying. I like it.

Posted by: fd at August 19, 2025 05:57 PM (vFG9F)

69 A guillotine is cheap and reusable!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 19, 2025 05:56 PM (2J/Lj)

Invented by a liberal who wanted things to be painless.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 05:57 PM (8avO+)

70 Sadly, gone are the days when reaching over the table during a live interview and beating the shit out some dumbfuck who railed about horseshit.... are gone.

I miss the 1800's.

Maybe the 1900's too.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2025 05:57 PM (Q4IgG)

71 Ashley St Claire started a podcast because she's getting evicted.

I see OF in her future.
Posted by: jsg at August 19, 2025 05:57 PM (7Kd+r)
++++
Who is Ashley St Claire?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2025 05:57 PM (z8vUP)

72 "The gang has been tied to murder, extortion, kidnapping, and drug and human trafficking." \

And I thought this country practiced freedom and capitalism! What could be freer and more capitalistic than selling decapitations for $?

Might as well head home, pun intended.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 19, 2025 05:57 PM (gDhA9)

73 It is a wonder the band Genesis hasn't been cancelled for wearing 'brown face.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2025 05:54 PM (rn0nN)
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Oh, you're talking about Peter Gabriel during the Lamb tour.

Yeah. He was playing a young Puerto-rican punk.

Of course LLDOB is lyric and concept-wise completely Peter Gabriel's doing.

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2025 05:58 PM (krQz2)

74 60 "Bullets are cheaper yet.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division"

Send them to a Danish zoo to perpetuate the cycle of life.
Posted by: fd at August 19, 2025 05:56 PM (vFG9F)

lol

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 19, 2025 05:58 PM (xcxpd)

75 Then flash freeze 'em and send them to Denmark zoo.

Posted by: fd at August 19, 2025 05:58 PM (vFG9F)

76 >>As far as Central American leaders go, Bukele seems ok. At least he wants to get rid of the gangs. However, the left shrieks that he's a dictator but they do the same about Trump of course.

Not only is he not a dictator, last I saw he had the highest approval rating of any national leader in the world. He was elected and is incredibly popular in El Salvador which went from one of the most dangerous countries in the western hemisphere to the safest and that includes the US.

Leftist are stupid children. Everyone they don't like is a fascist, a word not a single one of the can define.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2025 05:58 PM (viF8m)

77 To complete the thought: the people incentivizing this criminality told us we were uncompassionate racists if we objected.
Posted by: Emmie at August 19, 2025 05:50 PM (FMtrg)

One of many reasons Hispanics and blacks are no longer voting as unified blocs for Democrats.

Posted by: Gref at August 19, 2025 05:58 PM (aBgBM)

78 The Gatling gun was supposed to make war so horrifying ...

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2025 05:58 PM (rn0nN)

79 ATF Special Agent in Charge Brent Beavers

Is that a real name or an alias?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2025 05:58 PM (ynpvh)

80 ATF Special Agent in Charge Brent (aka Bent) Beavers is on the case!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 19, 2025 05:58 PM (wVcYX)

81 The people there are white, hispanic isn't a race
—-/—

You should let the federal government know that. Did You Know?

For purposes of crime collection statistics, however you are correct. Hispanics are “White” when they are arrested for a crime. Check out your local police blotter if you don’t believe me. Hector Gonzales-Aguillar is a Cracker!

Posted by: Common Tater at August 19, 2025 05:58 PM (SH3As)

82 I hear that Tren de Aragua was making people take their hat off indoors.

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2025 05:58 PM (krQz2)

83 Sounds like fascist Trump isn't going to even allow them their one allotted apartment complex takeover.

Is *this* what you voted for?
Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2025 05:55 PM

Yes. This is, in fact, what I voted for.

Of course, in MA, my vote means nothing. But still...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2025 05:59 PM (Wnv9h)

84 But keep the heads.

Posted by: fd at August 19, 2025 05:59 PM (vFG9F)

85 Invented by a liberal who wanted things to be painless"

Like suicide?

Posted by: man at August 19, 2025 05:59 PM (tubbA)

86
I just saw a new clip of that fucking retarded version of obama promising to "haul up" Trump Admin Cabinet members to hearing *when* the Democrats take the House in '26.

First one, he lisps, is Secretary Noem. Why? Because she needs to answer for "disapperaing" "hard working" "migrants."

So these stupid fuckingasshole Democrats are really planning on running in '26 for the Illegarinos.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 19, 2025 05:59 PM (HCayI)

87 Reminds me of the courtroom scene in Goodfellas.

One guy's on Oxygen, One has a sling on his arm, another a broken leg, this one on a gurney.....

Wait. Were they all faking?

I honestly always thought they were portrayed that way because the top Mafiosos were a bunch of cloistered invalid monsters protected by a nearly inexhaustible supply of younger guys throwing themselves into the meat grinder for a chance to be one of them.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2025 05:59 PM (lIio7)

88 Seven heads in a duffel bag?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2025 06:00 PM (rn0nN)

89 Not only is he not a dictator, last I saw he had the highest approval rating of any national leader in the world. He was elected and is incredibly popular in El Salvador which went from one of the most dangerous countries in the western hemisphere to the safest and that includes the US.

Leftist are stupid children. Everyone they don't like is a fascist, a word not a single one of the can define.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2025 05:58 PM (viF8m)

Like Trump he did what he said despite the initial effort.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 06:00 PM (8avO+)

90 I'm thinking three jabs to the gut by the end of a billy club outta fix what ever is ailing them.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2025 06:00 PM (2WIwB)

91 Sounds like fascist Trump isn't going to even allow them their one allotted apartment complex takeover.

Now I want you to imagine ... just for a minute ... what would have happened if instead of that gang taking over an apartment complex - those residents came out with shotguns and pistols and gunned all those SOBs down.

And before we hear the cheers - I want you to imagine all the prim and proper, know better folks right here that would have said within five minutes "that is simply not smart, and that is just not how its done. And Andrew Blanca wrote such and such about why that is not justified".

Imagine that - and you'll get somewhat close to why people don't come out guns blazing.

Posted by: Not How That Works At All at August 19, 2025 06:00 PM (n9o7H)

92 Yes. This is, in fact, what I voted for.

Of course, in MA, my vote means nothing. But still...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2025 05:59 PM

Well it gets you on some very special lists. That's not . . . Nothing.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 19, 2025 06:00 PM (MGB5H)

93 Seven heads in a duffel bag?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2025 06:00 PM (rn0nN)

How many were going to St Ives?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 06:00 PM (8avO+)

94 And I thought this country practiced freedom and capitalism! What could be freer and more capitalistic than selling decapitations for $?

Might as well head home, pun intended.
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 19, 2025 05:57 PM

I thought this was America!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2025 06:01 PM (Wnv9h)

95
The Dumbfuck lefties keep asking themselves how we can "fix" the Democrat party. They wonder why come all these fascist racist idiots aren't voting for Democrats and how to change that.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 19, 2025 06:01 PM (HCayI)

96 The Martha Raddatz vid was last October. She hasn't aged well.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2025 06:01 PM (2WIwB)

97 I use to be in favour of guillotines.

But the wiser here among us pointed out the efficiency of woodchippers.

If you choose to feed these things through fast.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.0% at August 19, 2025 06:01 PM (jvJvP)

98 And use them to build a Trumpzompantli.

Posted by: fd at August 19, 2025 06:02 PM (vFG9F)

99 > Who is Ashley St Claire?

Hottie who spread her legs for Elon Musk and tried to extort him for big bucks after he got her pregnant. Musk paid her to go away, but apparently not enough to pay for the lawyers who promised to extract more payola.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2025 06:02 PM (lIio7)

100 I hear that Tren de Aragua was making people take their hat off indoors.

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2025 05:58 PM (krQz2)

You keep doing this. But the first step to getting along with a Majority Muslim group is just bow to Mecca five or so times a day.

Is it that hard ? Can't you just go along to get along ? Is it really such a big deal ?

Posted by: Not How That Works At All at August 19, 2025 06:02 PM (n9o7H)

101 Well it gets you on some very special lists. That's not . . . Nothing.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 19, 2025 06:00 PM

Kinda awkward since I'm a state employee. That just makes it more fun.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2025 06:02 PM (Wnv9h)

102 The Dumbfuck lefties keep asking themselves how we can "fix" the Democrat party. They wonder why come all these fascist racist idiots aren't voting for Democrats and how to change that.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 19, 2025 06:01 PM (HCayI)
---
Trust me, they don't want the answers.

It will probably take a couple more laps around the toilet bowl until they'd even want to.

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2025 06:02 PM (krQz2)

103 use to be in favour of guillotines.

But the wiser here among us pointed out the efficiency of woodchippers.

If you choose to feed these things through fast.
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.0% at August 19, 2025 06:01 PM (jvJvP)

Only if they go feet first.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 19, 2025 06:02 PM (MGB5H)

104 I hear that Tren de Aragua was making people take their hat off indoors.
Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2025 05:58 PM (krQz2)

they could never be such monsters.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 06:02 PM (8avO+)

105 86
I just saw a new clip of that fucking retarded version of obama promising to "haul up" Trump Admin Cabinet members to hearing *when* the Democrats take the House in '26.

First one, he lisps, is Secretary Noem. Why? Because she needs to answer for "disapperaing" "hard working" "migrants."

So these stupid fuckingasshole Democrats are really planning on running in '26 for the Illegarinos.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 19, 2025 05:59 PM (HCayI)

Well, what can I say...the party is kinda gay.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2025 06:03 PM (ynpvh)

106 In duffel bags, in boxes, works out about the same.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 19, 2025 06:03 PM (wVcYX)

107 "Is it that hard ? Can't you just go along to get along ? Is it really such a big deal ?
Posted by: Not How That Works At All"

Yes. I need my left hand to eat.

Posted by: fd at August 19, 2025 06:04 PM (vFG9F)

108 Canadian serf is asleep in bed when a known, armed criminal breaks into his home. The homeowner fought the robber and is now being charged by the local constabulary.

http://tiny.cc/1cer001

Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2025 06:04 PM (lIio7)

109 The Martha Raddatz vid was last October. She hasn't aged well.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2025 06:01 PM

The centuries haven't been kind.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2025 06:04 PM (Wnv9h)

110 I hear that Tren de Aragua was making people take their hat off indoors.

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2025 05:58 PM (krQz2)

Honestly ? Its just a cheap cloth covering for your face. So what if it doesn't do anything. Just go along to get along, right ?

I can do this all thread.

Posted by: Not How That Works At All at August 19, 2025 06:04 PM (n9o7H)

111 Now I want you to imagine ... just for a minute ... what would have happened if instead of that gang taking over an apartment complex - those residents came out with shotguns and pistols and gunned all those SOBs down.

And before we hear the cheers - I want you to imagine all the prim and proper, know better folks right here that would have said within five minutes "that is simply not smart, and that is just not how its done. And Andrew Blanca wrote such and such about why that is not justified".

Imagine that - and you'll get somewhat close to why people don't come out guns blazing.

Posted by: Not How That Works At All at August 19, 2025 06:00 PM (n9o7H)

I wouldn't be one of them. I would be totally onboard with making their whole fucking family tree extinct.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 19, 2025 06:04 PM (snZF9)

112 I use to be in favour of guillotines.

But the wiser here among us pointed out the efficiency of woodchippers.

If you choose to feed these things through fast.
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.0% at August 19, 2025 06:01 PM (jvJvP)

Time efficient yes. Fuel efficient, no.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 06:04 PM (8avO+)

113 "The gang has been tied to murder, extortion, kidnapping, and drug and human trafficking." \

And I thought this country practiced freedom and capitalism! What could be freer and more capitalistic than selling decapitations for $?

Might as well head home, pun intended.
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 19, 2025 05:57 PM (gDhA9)

These guys will be besides themselves in anger.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2025 06:04 PM (2WIwB)

114
Only if they go feet first.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 19, 2025 06:02 PM

Good point.

It's those little details that matter....

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.0% at August 19, 2025 06:05 PM (jvJvP)

115 Governor Gavin Newsom is taking more fire for letting an illegal invader get a truck driving license.
youtu.be/FTjWf6txRAY
... which he unleashed upon other states.

Posted by: gKWVE at August 19, 2025 06:05 PM (gKWVE)

116 Well, what can I say...the party is kinda gay.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2025 06:03 PM

And lame.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2025 06:05 PM (Wnv9h)

117 I wouldn't be one of them. I would be totally onboard with making their whole fucking family tree extinct.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 19, 2025 06:04 PM (snZF9)

Not to mention, the first time it happened, there would pearls clutched and chins wagged. The second time, there would be silence.

There probably wouldn't need to be a third time.

One Kyle Rittenhouse can make a whole lotta people rethink things.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 19, 2025 06:05 PM (xcxpd)

118 Imagine that - and you'll get somewhat close to why people don't come out guns blazing.

Posted by: Not How That Works At All at August 19, 2025 06:00 PM (n9o7H)

Because in Colorado the guns are illegal.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 06:06 PM (8avO+)

119 The Martha Raddatz vid was last October. She hasn't aged well.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2025 06:01 PM

The centuries haven't been kind.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2025 06:04 PM (Wnv9h)

Even Draugrs eventually hit a wall.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 19, 2025 06:06 PM (snZF9)

120 I wouldn't be one of them. I would be totally onboard with making their whole fucking family tree extinct.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 19, 2025 06:04 PM (snZF9)

You would. But don't tell me you can't name ten nics here, all day every day, that wouldn't lecture about that's not how we function as a society.

I can name ten right now.

Posted by: Not How That Works At All at August 19, 2025 06:06 PM (n9o7H)

121 108 Canadian serf is asleep in bed when a known, armed criminal breaks into his home. The homeowner fought the robber and is now being charged by the local constabulary.

http://tiny.cc/1cer001

Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2025 06:04 PM (lIio7)

The UK started with this shite a couple of decades ago...and now they'll arrest you for literal wrong-think, posting inconvenient truths, and opinions contrary to the libbies groupthink. Oh, and knife control; you can't get a pointy steak knife over there anymore.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2025 06:06 PM (ynpvh)

122 >>@nypost
·
2h
Tulsi Gabbard strips 37 of security clearances over Obama-ordered intel report that launched Russiagate

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2025 06:06 PM (viF8m)

123 "Funny how the perfectly healthy Tren de Aragua detainees suddenly fall ill the moment they set foot in Venezuela."
- - - - - - - -

Airline food can do that to you...

Posted by: As not seen on TV at August 19, 2025 06:07 PM (fAASV)

124 Martha Raddatz hardest hit.

*nods*
Posted by: The Ugly Stick

Martha, Martha, Martha... You are not supposed to wrestle with the stick!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 19, 2025 06:07 PM (rGETQ)

125 "A guillotine is cheap and reusable!
Posted by: Madamemayhem"

And terrifying. I like it.
Posted by: fd at August 19, 2025 05:57 PM (vFG9F)

Blow dust in their face just as they're putting their head in the stocks, then hit the release before the sneeze starts. Absolute frustration!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2025 06:07 PM (2WIwB)

126 use to be in favour of guillotines.

But the wiser here among us pointed out the efficiency of woodchippers.
===

Nope uses precious mother Gia blood to power wood chippers.

I say let the guy next in lie for guillotine raise the blade for the guy ahead of him. and so on and so on.

I'm all about efficiency and conserving that mother gia blood.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 19, 2025 06:07 PM (17s+e)

127 Not only is he not a dictator, last I saw he had the highest approval rating of any national leader in the world. He was elected and is incredibly popular in El Salvador which went from one of the most dangerous countries in the western hemisphere to the safest and that includes the US.

Leftist are stupid children. Everyone they don't like is a fascist, a word not a single one of the can define.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2025 05:58 PM (viF8m)

He is a classic leader in the mold of the medieval Italian City States. Many of them would try to be democratic Republics from time to time; but within a few years, all who tried that would collapse into weakness and gangsterism, until some powerful lord who could fund his own army would step forward, take control of things, chase out all of the thieves and other riffraff, and take the title of Duce. Cosimo Medici is the archetype, but there were many others. (And they generally ran things much better than any of the small Republics ever did)

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2025 06:08 PM (uWKK8)

128 Leftists tell us they are miss understood citizens

Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2025 06:08 PM (+qU29)

129 It's amazing these illegal gang members never seem to assault, rape, murder or steal from Democrat politicians and their children.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 19, 2025 06:08 PM (Vh9CX)

130 Canadian serf is asleep in bed when a known, armed criminal breaks into his home. The homeowner fought the robber and is now being charged by the local constabulary.

"Duty to Retreat" is the law of the land through just about all of the northeast. Back the Blue.

Posted by: Not How That Works At All at August 19, 2025 06:08 PM (n9o7H)

131
Some of you might remember about 20 years when some of the purplish states went solid red -- Arkansas, Missouri, South Carolina, Louisiana, etc.

Democrats were, like, why are all these poor, stupid, racist, rednecks voting against their own interests? Don't these poor fools know they'll get more handouts & assistance from the Democrats?

Democrats feel the same way about blacks -- they hate blacks and think they're monkeys. If blacks stopped voting D today, Democrats would be like why are all these stupid negroes voting agin' there own interest?

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 19, 2025 06:08 PM (HCayI)

132 I can name ten right now.
Posted by: Not How That Works At All at August 19, 2025 06:06 PM (n9o7H)

Of course you can, man of many handles. . You're one of the mighty mind readers of ASHQ.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2025 06:09 PM (2GCMq)

133 Tulsi Gabbard strips

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2025 06:06 PM (viF8m)
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Posted by: That Guy at August 19, 2025 06:09 PM (krQz2)

134 There is no Tren de Aqua in Colorado and if there were it is a good thing. Haters.

Posted by: CNN at August 19, 2025 06:09 PM (PTDkx)

135 One Tren de aqua member was overheard "but...but...that is the trade, my craft. It's all I know. How else do you make money?"
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 19, 2025 05:54 PM (gDhA9)

Jack in the Box is hiring...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 19, 2025 05:56 PM (xcxpd)

I wouldn't let that clown touch my food.

Posted by: mrp at August 19, 2025 06:09 PM (rj6Yv)

136 Jack that's a start

Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2025 06:10 PM (+qU29)

137 135 One Tren de aqua member was overheard "but...but...that is the trade, my craft. It's all I know. How else do you make money?"
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 19, 2025 05:54 PM (gDhA9)

Jack in the Box is hiring...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 19, 2025 05:56 PM (xcxpd)

I wouldn't let that clown touch my food.
Posted by: mrp at August 19, 2025 06:09 PM (rj6Yv)

That's why I didn't send him to Wendy's.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 19, 2025 06:10 PM (xcxpd)

138 "A guillotine is cheap and reusable!"

so is a trebuchet!
this is one more opportunity for the healing power of "and"!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 19, 2025 06:10 PM (ppG5b)

139 121 108 Canadian serf is asleep in bed when a known, armed criminal breaks into his home. The homeowner fought the robber and is now being charged by the local constabulary.

http://tiny.cc/1cer001

Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2025 06:04 PM (lIio7)

In my Canadian gun permit course, it was stressed to us that we have no rights to do crap if anyone comes into our house, even if we're armed to the teeth like we're in a hip-hop video.

That was emphasized.

A lot.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.0% at August 19, 2025 06:10 PM (jvJvP)

140 I can name ten right now.

Posted by: Not How That Works At All at August 19, 2025 06:06 PM (n9o7H)
---
One of them would be me.

Should there be fewer of us? Should I feel pressure to alter my view?

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2025 06:10 PM (krQz2)

141 Martha Raddatz hardest hit.

*nods*
Posted by: The Ugly Stick

She gives off the vibe that if you are invited to a wine and cheese reception at her house, you'd better be sticking the little pinky out while drinking the chardonnay, or she will go all apeshit.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2025 06:10 PM (2WIwB)

142 Canadian serf is asleep in bed when a known, armed criminal breaks into his home. The homeowner fought the robber and is now being charged by the local constabulary.

http://tiny.cc/1cer001
Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2025 06:04 PM (lIio7)

Well, that's Toronto for you. A shithole. Homeowner should have shot, shoveled, and shut up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2025 06:10 PM (D59F4)

143
Take the last Tren de Aragua,
Hurry up the deportation

Posted by: Los Monkees at August 19, 2025 06:10 PM (4DY5T)

144 Tulsi Gabbard strips

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2025 06:06 PM (viF8m)
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Posted by: That Guy at August 19, 2025 06:09 PM (krQz2)

*lays a fiver on the table*

I'm out.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 19, 2025 06:10 PM (i24o9)

145 133 Tulsi Gabbard strips

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2025 06:06 PM (viF8m)
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Posted by: That Guy at August 19, 2025 06:09 PM (krQz2)

That would mean something different to a cannibal...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2025 06:10 PM (ynpvh)

146 Of course you can, man of many handles. . You're one of the mighty mind readers of ASHQ.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2025 06:09 PM (2GCMq)

Doesn't take an avid reader to skim a short story.

Posted by: Not How That Works At All at August 19, 2025 06:11 PM (n9o7H)

147 use to be in favour of guillotines.

But the wiser here among us pointed out the efficiency of woodchippers.
===

Nope uses precious mother Gia blood to power wood chippers.

I say let the guy next in lie for guillotine raise the blade for the guy ahead of him. and so on and so on.

I'm all about efficiency and conserving that mother gia blood.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 19, 2025 06:07 PM (17s+e)

Get the Ron Popeil company to design a multi-person guillotine for higher efficiency rates.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 19, 2025 06:11 PM (wVcYX)

148 Fully automated pedo chipper technology exists. Here's a video with live human subjects.

http://tiny.cc/jcer001

Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2025 06:11 PM (lIio7)

149 I can name ten right now.

Posted by: Not How That Works At All at August 19, 2025 06:06 PM (n9o7H)
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One of them would be me.

Should there be fewer of us? Should I feel pressure to alter my view?
Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2025 06:10 PM (krQz2)

first, put on that hat.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 06:11 PM (8avO+)

150 139 121 108 Canadian serf is asleep in bed when a known, armed criminal breaks into his home. The homeowner fought the robber and is now being charged by the local constabulary.

http://tiny.cc/1cer001

Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2025 06:04 PM (lIio7)

In my Canadian gun permit course, it was stressed to us that we have no rights to do crap if anyone comes into our house, even if we're armed to the teeth like we're in a hip-hop video.

That was emphasized.

A lot.
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.0% at August 19, 2025 06:10 PM (jvJvP)
***

Clearly the police do not want to be called in the event of a home invasions resulting in injury or death to the perps.
I can live with that.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2025 06:11 PM (2WIwB)

151 "Get the Ron Popeil company to design a multi-person guillotine for higher efficiency rates.
Posted by: Count de Monet "

I'm thinking a rotisserie-like affair might work.

Posted by: fd at August 19, 2025 06:12 PM (vFG9F)

152
btw, yesterday ACE missed a perfect opportunity to title his post about that Illegarino Colombian whore "influencer"...

Meet The Left's New Joe Rogan

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 19, 2025 06:12 PM (HCayI)

153 Martha has become the new Margaret. Along with Margaret Brennan.

Someone should wax mold her face for Halloween. She's scary. Does she not see herself on screen?

She somehow married and spawned two children.

Add the harpie nag and index finger and she could audition for the Wizard of Oz.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 19, 2025 06:13 PM (6PCLE)

154 Of course you can, man of many handles. . You're one of the mighty mind readers of ASHQ.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2025 06:09 PM (2GCMq)

Doesn't take an avid reader to skim a short story.
Posted by: Not How That Works At All at August 19, 2025 06:11 PM (n9o7H)

does that mean you are insulting your own comments Ser NTHWAA?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 06:13 PM (8avO+)

155
I wouldn't let that clown touch my food.
Posted by: mrp at August 19, 2025 06:09 PM (rj6Yv)

That's why I didn't send him to Wendy's.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 19, 2025 06:10 PM (xcxpd)

LOL. My sister the executive chef recently started working as a state health inspector. I sent her congratulations and said that now she knows where to find the best and safest places to eat. She replied "We're not eating out much anymore LOL."

Posted by: mrp at August 19, 2025 06:13 PM (rj6Yv)

156 One of them would be me.

Should there be fewer of us? Should I feel pressure to alter my view?
Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2025 06:10 PM (krQz2)

Uh, with a nic like 'Axeman', maybe you could elaborate on your understanding of the use of force in civilian defense of home and safety?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 19, 2025 06:13 PM (xcxpd)

157 take the title of Duce.

And when they were eventually deposed, things went back to shit. Hence, dropping a Duce.

Posted by: Stop me before I pun again at August 19, 2025 06:13 PM (TbWk/)

158
I think it's funny if we call Every scumbag loser on the Left who gets caught doing or saying something stupid/evil "The Left's New Joe Rogan."

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 19, 2025 06:14 PM (HCayI)

159
that fucking retarded version of obama

You'll have to be more specific.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2025 06:14 PM (63Dwl)

160 Fully automated pedo chipper technology exists. Here's a video with live human subjects.

http://tiny.cc/jcer001"

I'm not the only one to read the url as "juicer" ,right?

Posted by: man at August 19, 2025 06:14 PM (tubbA)

161 In my Canadian gun permit course, it was stressed to us that we have no rights to do crap if anyone comes into our house, even if we're armed to the teeth like we're in a hip-hop video.

And yet you remain. That is a personal decision.

Posted by: Not How That Works At All at August 19, 2025 06:14 PM (n9o7H)

162 Canadian serf is asleep in bed when a known, armed criminal breaks into his home. The homeowner fought the robber and is now being charged by the local constabulary.

http://tiny.cc/1cer001
Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2025 06:04 PM (lIio7)

Canada is dead.
How the FU*K can you have a country when homeowners cannot even protect their homes? If that is the rule, then the homes are not really theirs.
Lampposts are missing some canadian legislators.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2025 06:14 PM (2WIwB)

163
You'll have to be more specific.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Temu obama.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 19, 2025 06:15 PM (HCayI)

164 It makes me extra happy to think of Guv'nor Polis and the Denver City Council cringing to hear that their cherished imported terrorists are getting arrested and convicted by the new federal LEOs.

I don't understand how D politicians can demonstrate how little they think of their voters along with hating the opposing party voters and they get re-elected rather than impeached and run out of town on a rail. People be stupid, but I forever think they surely can't remain that stupid.

Posted by: PaleRider at August 19, 2025 06:15 PM (i+/QH)

165 The left claims it's bothered by guns. It's not. It's bothered by law-abiding American citizens (aka Republicans) owning guns.

Well, duh.

The Left is actively working with their counter-parts in Hell to destroy Western Civilization in general, and the United States in particular.

You don't need to read Sun Tzu to know that a disarmed enemy is an easier one to conquer.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 19, 2025 06:15 PM (+4Cf6)

166 LOL. My sister the executive chef recently started working as a state health inspector. I sent her congratulations and said that now she knows where to find the best and safest places to eat. She replied "We're not eating out much anymore LOL."
Posted by: mrp at August 19, 2025 06:13 PM (rj6Yv)

Seems like when I was in the industry as a busser, the process was get inspected, fail, swab the kitchen out and get reinspected and move on.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 06:15 PM (8avO+)

167 first, put on that hat"

You can leave your hat on...

Posted by: man at August 19, 2025 06:15 PM (tubbA)

168 "then the homes are not really theirs. "

*Property Taxes has entered the chat.*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 19, 2025 06:16 PM (ppG5b)

169 They have the "spark of divinity" according to Saint Nan of San Sodomy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2025 06:17 PM (qGI1K)

170 Canada is dead.
How the FU*K can you have a country when homeowners cannot even protect their homes? If that is the rule, then the homes are not really theirs.
Lampposts are missing some canadian legislators.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2025 06:14 PM (2WIwB)

Might be safer to invade their homes. Surely they are the most zealous in following that law themselves?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 06:17 PM (8avO+)

171 How the FU*K can you have a country when homeowners cannot even protect their homes?

Its moments like these when I genuinely wonder. I wonder how many here have some romantic, carefully protected view of how things work in 2025 America.

Shall I give you the list of "Duty to Retreat" states in the United States ?

Posted by: Not How That Works At All at August 19, 2025 06:17 PM (n9o7H)

172 Saw I think on 20 Posts a English woman with 5 kids got tossed out of residence for Muslim immigrants

Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2025 06:17 PM (+qU29)

173 I don't understand how D politicians can demonstrate how little they think of their voters...

There is your problem, you have this naive belief that voters have anything to do with winning elections.

Pro Tip: count ballots, not votes.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 19, 2025 06:17 PM (+4Cf6)

174 homeowners cannot even protect their homes"

Indeed. Even duty to retreat state laws don't apply to residence...

Posted by: man at August 19, 2025 06:17 PM (tubbA)

175 To Marxists you do not own anything

Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2025 06:18 PM (+qU29)

176 The Democrats are upset because Trump is interfering in their school to prison to Democrat voter pipeline.

Less crime is the equivalent of having less blue haired feminists with nose rings and less transgender 5 year-olds whose mentally-ill parents donate their child tax credit to Act Blue.

Posted by: Sjg at August 19, 2025 06:18 PM (aqZN1)

177 What does train of arugala mean anyways?

Posted by: DaveA at August 19, 2025 06:18 PM (FhXTo)

178 Seems like when I was in the industry as a busser, the process was get inspected, fail, swab the kitchen out and get reinspected and move on.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 06:15 PM (8avO+)

One of my first steady jobs before college was bussing tables. That's the post-dining experience, not food prep.

Posted by: mrp at August 19, 2025 06:18 PM (rj6Yv)

179 Uh, with a nic like 'Axeman', maybe you could elaborate on your understanding of the use of force in civilian defense of home and safety?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 19, 2025 06:13 PM (xcxpd)
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Well the nic's got nothing to do with advocating violence. I first adopted it when I was an avid Civilization player in addition to a guitarist.

I don't know that I have to wipe out anybody's family tree to defend my home, though.

Should we have sent in paramilitary-to-military to dispossess TdA of their one allotted apartment complex?

Absolutely. That's something that can definitely be done under the first purpose of government.

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2025 06:18 PM (krQz2)

180 I can name ten right now.
Posted by: Not How That Works At All at August 19, 2025 06:06 PM (n9o7H)

I would settle for three names right now, excluding your archenemy. Examples would be nice, also, but not required.

Posted by: Somewhere South ofI-80 at August 19, 2025 06:18 PM (89Sog)

181 I don't believe in warning shots.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2025 06:19 PM (dxWFK)

182 What does train of arugala mean anyways?"

Illegals picked lettuce.

Posted by: man at August 19, 2025 06:19 PM (tubbA)

183 Illegal Alien in a coma, I know
I know, it's serious

Posted by: The Smiths at August 19, 2025 06:19 PM (Dv3i1)

184 Polis the Penis was telling us Coloradans that this was all in our imagination. Meanwhile, the radical leftwing legislature is doing everything in their power to make purchasing firearms very difficult in this state for law abiding citizens.

Posted by: Cheri at August 19, 2025 06:20 PM (oiNtH)

185 Lampposts are missing some canadian legislators.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2025 06:14 PM (2WIwB)

Might be safer to invade their homes. Surely they are the most zealous in following that law themselves?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 06:17 PM (8avO+)

I still expect crap to hit the fan at some point.

Throughout the West.

At some point, people collectively snap.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.0% at August 19, 2025 06:20 PM (jvJvP)

186 I don't believe in warning shots.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2025 06:19 PM (dxWFK)

Waste of ammo and spoils the element of surprise. And everyone likes a surprise.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 19, 2025 06:20 PM (i24o9)

187 To Marxists you do not own anything
Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2025 06:18 PM (+qU29)
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And you must be re-educated until you like it.

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2025 06:20 PM (krQz2)

188 I use to be in favour of guillotines.

But the wiser here among us pointed out the efficiency of woodchippers.

If you choose to feed these things through fast.
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.0% at August 19, 2025 06:01 PM (jvJvP)

It is not a Law of Physics that it is impossible to install multiple guillotines in a courtyard, town square, or field, and operate each as fast as possible.

Also, being a mechanical engineer, I can think of several designs for an automatic guillotine that could lop off many heads per minute. Using counterweights and pendulums would reduce the external power required, once the machine got up to normal operating speed.

Posted by: Gref at August 19, 2025 06:21 PM (aBgBM)

189 One shouldn't give warning shots, shoot, don't talk

Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2025 06:21 PM (+qU29)

190 Chain of arugala?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2025 06:21 PM (63Dwl)

191 I forever think they surely can't remain that stupid.
Posted by: PaleRider

60 years of dem rule says you're incorrect.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 19, 2025 06:22 PM (rGETQ)

192 Indeed. Even duty to retreat state laws don't apply to residence...

In practice ? Shoot a black intruder in Boston. Or Chicago. Or NYC or Baltimore or LA or I can go on and on.

Tell them about how it doesn't apply with your one phone call.

Posted by: Not How That Works At All at August 19, 2025 06:22 PM (n9o7H)

193 How the FU*K can you have a country when homeowners cannot even protect their homes?

Its moments like these when I genuinely wonder. I wonder how many here have some romantic, carefully protected view of how things work in 2025 America.

Shall I give you the list of "Duty to Retreat" states in the United States ?
Posted by: Not How That Works At All at August 19, 2025 06:17 PM (n9o7H)

When/if it ever happens in my house, I will think long and hard before calling the cops.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2025 06:22 PM (2WIwB)

194 Seems like when I was in the industry as a busser, the process was get inspected, fail, swab the kitchen out and get reinspected and move on.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 06:15 PM (8avO+)

One of my first steady jobs before college was bussing tables. That's the post-dining experience, not food prep.
Posted by: mrp at August 19, 2025 06:18 PM (rj6Yv)

Well I was nearly blinded by a pair of trays with open pots of hot salsa, so i got a combat badge in the back room. Also did some dish duty.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 06:22 PM (8avO+)

195 Warning shots. Into the chest.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 19, 2025 06:22 PM (5vh1/)

196 Polis the Penis was telling us Coloradans that this was all in our imagination. Meanwhile, the radical leftwing legislature is doing everything in their power to make purchasing firearms very difficult in this state for law abiding citizens.

Posted by: Cheri at August 19, 2025 06:20 PM (oiNtH)
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Ah, they want to be the "It's Not Happening" phase.

That's the good thing about Trump in office, they don't get to dither while they tell us to go back to sleep these days.

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2025 06:22 PM (krQz2)

197 first, put on that hat"

You can leave your hat on...
Posted by: man at August 19, 2025 06:15 PM (tubbA)

I take my hat off for one thing, and one thing only.

Posted by: Bandit at August 19, 2025 06:22 PM (wVcYX)

198 What super power does one obtain from eating walmart's radioactive shrimp? I'm guessing it isn't very useful, like, "Ability to taste delicious sautéed in butter" or something of the sort.

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at August 19, 2025 06:22 PM (cduTK)

199 There is something, definitely, not publicly known relative to Trend de Aragua that's lit a fire in the White House.

While these Venezuelan gang bangers are off to the Costa Rican vacation, the navy is sending the USS Gravely, USS Jason Dunham, and USS Sampson to sit off the coast of Venezuela and wave at Maduro . Something is going on that ties Trend de Aragua to the Maduro's lovely little fiefdom directly.

Posted by: Orson at August 19, 2025 06:23 PM (dIske)

200 DC's police union chairman says higher ups will go to the scene of violent crimes and order the OIC to write it up as a lesser crime.

http://tiny.cc/bder001

Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2025 06:23 PM (lIio7)

201 On top of her topographical facial skin and false eyelashes, Martha appears to be wearing a velvet blazer!

Velvet is not proper in August, as it is worn from October through March.

I did not make the rules but I enforce them. This is as horrifying as wearing white shoes after Labor Day! On top of her being a harridan!

No worries there, as I own no white shoes. But there are rules for this as well.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 19, 2025 06:23 PM (6PCLE)

202
Warning shot + subsequent kill shot might = a "premeditation" charge.

Just shoot...because you're "in fear of your life."

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 19, 2025 06:23 PM (HCayI)

203 Should we have sent in paramilitary-to-military to dispossess TdA of their one allotted apartment complex?

Absolutely. That's something that can definitely be done under the first purpose of government.
Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2025 06:18 PM (krQz2)

The problem is, the local law and state law establishment refused to do that.

When judges and police refuse to protect citizens, it is the resort of the common people to act. See also Athens, TN in 1946.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 19, 2025 06:23 PM (xcxpd)

204 Also, being a mechanical engineer, I can think of several designs for an automatic guillotine that could lop off many heads per minute. Using counterweights and pendulums would reduce the external power required, once the machine got up to normal operating speed.
Posted by: Gref at August 19, 2025 06:21 PM (aBgBM)

You could use one very long blade, hinged at one end.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 06:23 PM (8avO+)

205 > What does train of arugala mean anyways?

It's a modern-day Trail of Tears.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2025 06:24 PM (lIio7)

206 You would. But don't tell me you can't name ten nics here, all day every day, that wouldn't lecture about that's not how we function as a society.

I can name ten right now.
Posted by: Not How That Works At All at August 19, 2025 06:06 PM (n9o7H)

You're glossing over an important point about just about all of us who have a conservative (small c) outlook on life. We recognize far more than the other side that a stable, well-ordered and lawful society is far better to live in than MadMaxistan. So, as long as there are honest, well run and properly staffed security forces, and so long as the Legal System is impartial and efficient, it is much better for all of us to let them work. It's pretty much the definition of sanity to support such a system.

BUT - if the police forces become hopelessly corrupt and useless, if the legal system becomes a politically driven farce, and if life becomes unlivable - then yes, we will switch to the other side overnight. If we're going to live in Mogadishu, then we'll be Lords of Mogadishu, that's what the left which supports this nonsense doesn't understand. Once we become convinced that there is no other choice - the cities will burn.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2025 06:24 PM (uWKK8)

207 that some of the firearms recovered were privately made, adding that at least one was equipped with a machine gun conversion device.

Wait. What does that even mean?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 19, 2025 06:24 PM (zZu0s)

208

States that adhere to duty to retreat laws include:

Connecticut, Delaware, Hawaii, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Nebraska, New Jersey, New York and Rhode Island.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2025 06:24 PM (63Dwl)

209 Temu obama.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 19, 2025 06:15 PM

Nope...still too vague.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2025 06:24 PM (Wnv9h)

210 Posted by: Somewhere South ofI-80 at August 19, 2025 06:18 PM (89Sog)

If I'm his arch enemy he's kind of a weenie. There are any number of people here who recognize his latest handle almost immediately . And JFTR, I have no issue with ciitizens who aren't gang members, etc using guns to protect their property and loved ones.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2025 06:25 PM (2GCMq)

211 What super power does one obtain from eating walmart's radioactive shrimp? I'm guessing it isn't very useful, like, "Ability to taste delicious sautéed in butter" or something of the sort.
Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at August 19, 2025 06:22 PM (cduTK)

You might get a half dozen issues of that out as 'TastyMan'

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 06:25 PM (8avO+)

212 States that adhere to duty to retreat laws include:"

But not in one's home, iirc.

Posted by: man at August 19, 2025 06:25 PM (tubbA)

213 I think the classic guillotine works remarkably well. Maybe a motor to raise the blade, but otherwise, pretty darn efficient. And effective.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 19, 2025 06:26 PM (zZu0s)

214 Also, being a mechanical engineer, I can think of several designs for an automatic guillotine that could lop off many heads per minute. Using counterweights and pendulums would reduce the external power required, once the machine got up to normal operating speed.

Posted by: Gref at August 19, 2025 06:21 PM (aBgBM)

As long as we can have video cameras installed that will catch the 'people' the moment their heads are lopped off and the time after until they pass.

Those videos should then be uploaded to social networks.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.0% at August 19, 2025 06:26 PM (jvJvP)

215 Also, being a mechanical engineer, I can think of several designs for an automatic guillotine that could lop off many heads per minute. Using counterweights and pendulums would reduce the external power required, once the machine got up to normal operating speed.
Posted by: Gref at August 19, 2025 06:21 PM (aBgBM)

You could use one very long blade, hinged at one end.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 06:23 PM (8avO+)

A lumberjack's 12-ft, 2-man crosscut saw?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 19, 2025 06:26 PM (wVcYX)

216 What is a chainsaw machete...and do I want to know?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 19, 2025 06:27 PM (6PCLE)

217 >>While these Venezuelan gang bangers are off to the Costa Rican vacation, the navy is sending the USS Gravely, USS Jason Dunham, and USS Sampson to sit off the coast of Venezuela and wave at Maduro . Something is going on that ties Trend de Aragua to the Maduro's lovely little fiefdom directly.

Maduro has been a significant amount of Venezuelas money as well as his own millions to finance cartels and gangs bringing drugs and human trafficking into the US. That's why Trump put a $50 million bounty on his head.

Maduro is essentially a terrorist.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2025 06:27 PM (viF8m)

218 Shall I give you the list of "Duty to Retreat" states in the United States ?
Posted by: Not How That Works At All at August 19, 2025 06:17 PM (n9o7H)
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Irrelevant in a home break-in.

Look up Castle Doctrine.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 19, 2025 06:27 PM (ZOv7s)

219 Well I was nearly blinded by a pair of trays with open pots of hot salsa, so i got a combat badge in the back room. Also did some dish duty.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 06:22 PM (8avO+)

Food service veterans sitting in the dining room hear the crash of crockery, cutlery, and glassware emanating from the kitchen and slowly nod their heads.

Posted by: mrp at August 19, 2025 06:27 PM (rj6Yv)

220 that some of the firearms recovered were privately made, adding that at least one was equipped with a machine gun conversion device.

Wait. What does that even mean?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 19, 2025 06:24 PM (zZu0s)

3D printed receivers or 80% AR lowers or pistol receivers. Machine gun conversion device is likely a Glock with a Glock switch, a device that allows full-auto fire of a Glock pistol.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 19, 2025 06:27 PM (i24o9)

221 So, as long as there are honest, well run and properly staffed security forces, and so long as the Legal System is impartial and efficient, it is much better for all of us to let them work. It's pretty much the definition of sanity to support such a system.

And how many decades back do you have to reminisce to imagine such a time ?

So here's my three - Axe and Tom Servo ... they just told you. Polynikes if here was here ... he'd have a lecture as to why you have to let the system must be allowed to work.

Posted by: Not How That Works At All at August 19, 2025 06:27 PM (n9o7H)

222 207 that some of the firearms recovered were privately made, adding that at least one was equipped with a machine gun conversion device.

Wait. What does that even mean?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 19, 2025 06:24 PM (zZu0s)

at a guess...80% kits and then a giggle switch mod for a Glock. Or someone knew how to bend a coathanger for an AR 15.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 19, 2025 06:28 PM (xcxpd)

223 Connecticut, Delaware, Hawaii, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Nebraska, New Jersey, New York and Rhode Island.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2025 06:24 PM (63Dwl)
ah yes, the faggot states with a couple midwest midwit states tossed in.

I want Texas to pass a constitutional amendment awarding a $1,000 bonus bounty to anyone who kills someone who's broken into their home. (reduced to $500 if you only wound)

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2025 06:28 PM (uWKK8)

224 I think the classic guillotine works remarkably well. Maybe a motor to raise the blade, but otherwise, pretty darn efficient. And effective.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 19, 2025 06:26 PM (zZu0s)

You could raise the blade higher and stack the peeps at the bottom an appropriate amount.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 06:28 PM (8avO+)

225 that some of the firearms recovered were privately made, adding that at least one was equipped with a machine gun conversion device.

Wait. What does that even mean?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 19, 2025 06:24 PM (zZu0s)
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Glocks are privately made. I don't think we even have government arsenals. Maybe they mean home-built.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 19, 2025 06:28 PM (ZOv7s)

226 Maduro is essentially a terrorist.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2025 06:27 PM (viF8m)
___________________________

Of course, but the timing associated with that move and these arrests (deportations) seems rather coincidental.

Posted by: Orson at August 19, 2025 06:28 PM (dIske)

227 Lloyd, I am not sure that's right. I think some state require you to barricade yourself in a bathroom, pee yourself and frantically call the police.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 19, 2025 06:29 PM (zZu0s)

228 I take my hat off for one thing, and one thing only.
Posted by: Bandit at August 19, 2025 06:22 PM (wVcYX)

RIP Burt Reynolds

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 19, 2025 06:29 PM (xcxpd)

229 I was glad to see the acting US attorney in CA echoing what I've been saying, "imagine if Democrats fought as hard for American citizens as they are for illegal aliens?"

LOL

Protecting illegals may be a Very Important Issue to Karen McWinebox crowd.

But it is really, really pissing off everyone else.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 19, 2025 06:29 PM (0JnyD)

230 Too bad those gang transport planes don't disappear on radar for a short while and then return empty.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 19, 2025 06:29 PM (BbZ1G)

231 one was equipped with a machine gun conversion device.

Wait. What does that even mean?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Coat hangers were sold on amazon which changed Glocks to full auto. 3D print plans can be found online.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 19, 2025 06:29 PM (rGETQ)

232 So here's my three - Axe and Tom Servo ... they just told you. Polynikes if here was here ... he'd have a lecture as to why you have to let the system must be allowed to work.
Posted by: Not How That Works At All at August 19, 2025 06:27 PM (n9o7H)

So how many criminals have you gone out and shot yourself, Mr. Big Talk? If you believe what you say, your count should at least be 50 or 60 by now, shouldn't it?

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2025 06:30 PM (uWKK8)

233 Lloyd, I am not sure that's right. I think some state require you to barricade yourself in a bathroom, pee yourself and frantically call the police.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 19, 2025 06:29 PM (zZu0s)
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Massachusetts or Vermont?

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2025 06:30 PM (krQz2)

234 Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 19, 2025 06:27 PM (i24o9)

But that is my point, either you have an auto sere(sp?) Or you don't, right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 19, 2025 06:30 PM (zZu0s)

235 In NY the "duty to retreat" is not absolute. A break-in in ones home doesn't mean you automatically have to run. If you believe you are in danger of death or bodily harm in your home you can use deadly firce

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2025 06:31 PM (qGI1K)

236 Lloyd, I am not sure that's right. I think some state require you to barricade yourself in a bathroom, pee yourself and frantically call the police.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 19, 2025 06:29 PM (zZu0s)

Always demand a jury trial.

Posted by: mrp at August 19, 2025 06:31 PM (rj6Yv)

237 213 I think the classic guillotine works remarkably well. Maybe a motor to raise the blade, but otherwise, pretty darn efficient. And effective.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 19, 2025 06:26 PM (zZu0s)

Loading the condemned into the traditional guillotine is the main time efficiency problem, as I see it. My designs would use a conveyor belt. It is all a simple rapid mass production problem. Or to be correct, it is a rapid mass disassembly problem.

Posted by: Gref at August 19, 2025 06:31 PM (aBgBM)

238 Force not firce, though I think you can use that too

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2025 06:31 PM (qGI1K)

239 >>But not in one's home, iirc.

Correct. And at least in RI the duty to retreat is not absolute.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2025 06:31 PM (viF8m)

240 I think the classic guillotine works remarkably well. Maybe a motor to raise the blade, but otherwise, pretty darn efficient. And effective.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 19, 2025 06:26 PM (zZu0s)

You could raise the blade higher and stack the peeps at the bottom an appropriate amount.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 06:28 PM (8avO+)

***

Potential here for some competition. And compeition is always good, right?

Pop a head for distance, most heads in a single drop, Most heads by weight, etc...

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2025 06:31 PM (2WIwB)

241 So how many criminals have you gone out and shot yourself, Mr. Big Talk? If you believe what you say, your count should at least be 50 or 60 by now, shouldn't it?

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2025 06:30 PM (uWKK

You just said ... nothing to contradict my statement. Absolutely nothing.

Now, to stay in form - you should post why its no big deal to take your hat off when told. I'd also say its no big deal to just run to the back bedroom when somebody enters your living room window. Come on man, get with the program.

Posted by: Not How That Works At All at August 19, 2025 06:32 PM (n9o7H)

242 Coat hangers were sold on amazon which changed Glocks to full auto. 3D print plans can be found online.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 19, 2025 06:29 PM (rGETQ)

Oh. Ok. Or that one ewetuber who was advertising for those card thing trigger devices?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 19, 2025 06:32 PM (zZu0s)

243 Loading the condemned into the traditional guillotine is the main time efficiency problem, as I see it. My designs would use a conveyor belt. It is all a simple rapid mass production problem. Or to be correct, it is a rapid mass disassembly problem.
Posted by: Gref at August 19, 2025 06:31 PM (aBgBM)

Those factories that coat things in candy and put a logo on them could provide ideas on how to do that.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 06:33 PM (8avO+)

244 >>Of course, but the timing associated with that move and these arrests (deportations) seems rather coincidental.

Maybe, but Trump didn't just start deporting TdA members with this group in Colorado. Been going on all along.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2025 06:33 PM (viF8m)

245 226 Maduro is essentially a terrorist.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2025 06:27 PM (viF8m)

I would modify that slightly and say that he's mostly a Narco-Gang leader. Most Venezuelan regime income comes from shipping cocaine and similar south american products up north and to Europe, and every General has his own narco shipping group, of which they all give Maduro a cut. A Capo di Capo.

Difference between a terrorist and a narco gang leader is that the narcos are pretty much just focused on loot, not political systems.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2025 06:33 PM (uWKK8)

246 Gref

I think your elegant head-chopper machine can not be patented. Alas.

There is an automatic USC 101 prohibition on suicide machines.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2025 06:33 PM (u82oZ)

247 But that is my point, either you have an auto sere(sp?) Or you don't, right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 19, 2025 06:30 PM (zZu0s)

Look up Glock Switch for Glock pistols. Look up AR coat hanger trick for ARs. Maybe use a VPN.

Otherwise, plans for pistol and AR receivers are easily obtainable online, as are Glock switches as I recall.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 19, 2025 06:33 PM (i24o9)

248 Now, to stay in form - you should post why its no big deal to take your hat off when told. I'd also say its no big deal to just run to the back bedroom when somebody enters your living room window. Come on man, get with the program.
Posted by: Not How That Works At All at August 19, 2025 06:32 PM (n9o7H)

nice dodge, poor retreat to the tired original nonsense. No points to Hufflepuff.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 06:34 PM (8avO+)

249 "My designs would use a conveyor belt. It is all a simple rapid mass production problem. Or to be correct, it is a rapid mass disassembly problem.
Posted by: Gref "

Preloaded removable rotisseries, like the cylinder on a revolver.

Posted by: fd at August 19, 2025 06:34 PM (vFG9F)

250 Shall I give you the list of "Duty to Retreat" states in the United States ?

Sort of wish there was a "Duty to Mag Dump" to save the tax payers medical bills.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 19, 2025 06:34 PM (+4Cf6)

251 Washington Examiner headline:

"Mayor Karen Bass’s charity skips working Americans, data suggests"

Posted by: mrp at August 19, 2025 06:34 PM (rj6Yv)

252 Coat hangers were sold on amazon which changed Glocks to full auto. 3D print plans can be found online.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 19, 2025 06:29 PM (rGETQ)
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This isn't rocket science. Once you've captured the recoil action, letting it run uninterrupted is not difficult.

In fact it requires more engineering to build a semi-auto SMG than a full auto one.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 19, 2025 06:34 PM (ZOv7s)

253 48 (Sing it with me)

Oh huh it's no fun
Being an illegal alien!
It's no fun
Being an illegal alien!

I can totally hear that in Cheech's voice.

Hey! I was born in East L.A!

Posted by: Nelly at August 19, 2025 06:34 PM (cHLus)

254 I think your elegant head-chopper machine can not be patented. Alas.

There is an automatic USC 101 prohibition on suicide machines.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2025 06:33 PM (u82oZ)

I think these are classified as murder machines.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 06:34 PM (8avO+)

255 Posted by: Gref at August 19, 2025 06:31 PM (aBgBM)

Yeah, but you lose the flair and dash of elan for the condemned (and the exechtioner.)

Next you'll say the heads will be carried to a display are on belts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 19, 2025 06:34 PM (zZu0s)

256 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at August 19, 2025 06:35 PM (XQo4F)

257 2h
Tulsi Gabbard strips 37 of security clearances over Obama-ordered intel report that launched Russiagate
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My Hate Feed wants me to be horrified that this is part of Trump's R&R -- Retribution and Retaliation

Yes. Yes it is.

And I voted for this. All of it.

And you sissy bitches spent all of 2024 trying to frighten America about Trump the Dictator; that he would go after his enemies.

We thank you for giving millions more reasons to vote for Trump.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 19, 2025 06:35 PM (0JnyD)

258 > Or that one ewetuber who was advertising for those card thing trigger devices?

IIRC he got 5+ years of prison time, and the ATF couldn't even prove the things worked.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2025 06:36 PM (lIio7)

259 use to be in favour of guillotines.

But the wiser here among us pointed out the efficiency of woodchippers.

If you choose to feed these things through fast.
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.0% at August 19, 2025 06:01 PM (jvJvP)

Time efficient yes. Fuel efficient, no.
Posted by: Oldcat

No fuel needed for the guillotine! And using a serrated blade would solve the painless problem!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 19, 2025 06:36 PM (2J/Lj)

260 I smell dogg poo
scoggy dogg poo

Posted by: gKWVE at August 19, 2025 06:36 PM (gKWVE)

261 Vigilante has been a role you take upon yourself at your own risk. Always has been. Very likely not to change in the future, by the connotation of the word.

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2025 06:36 PM (krQz2)

262 You just said ... nothing to contradict my statement. Absolutely nothing.

Now, to stay in form - you should post why its no big deal to take your hat off when told. I'd also say its no big deal to just run to the back bedroom when somebody enters your living room window. Come on man, get with the program.
Posted by: Not How That Works At All at August 19, 2025 06:32 PM (n9o7H)
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Wait, so being polite with a hat is somehow related to (checks notes) an imaginary duty to retreat in one's home?

What are smoking?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 19, 2025 06:36 PM (ZOv7s)

263 Now, to stay in form - you should post why its no big deal to take your hat off when told. I'd also say its no big deal to just run to the back bedroom when somebody enters your living room window. Come on man, get with the program.
Posted by: Not How That Works At All at August 19, 2025 06:32 PM (n9o7H)

You forget I live in Texas, where it is completely legal and in fact encouraged for a homeowner to kill anyone who breaks into not only your home, but also into your garage to try and mess with your car.
(but it does require that breaking and entering part)

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2025 06:37 PM (uWKK8)

264 Monty Python's Architect sketch covers the basic design work . . . .

https://youtu.be/e2PyeXRwhCE

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 19, 2025 06:37 PM (wVcYX)

265 And you sissy bitches spent all of 2024 trying to frighten America about Trump the Dictator; that he would go after his enemies.

We thank you for giving millions more reasons to vote for Trump.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 19, 2025 06:35 PM (0JnyD)

For it to be Retribution or Revenge, Trump has to have been wronged first.

But there is a better term for what he is doing : Justice.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 06:37 PM (8avO+)

266 Loading the condemned into the traditional guillotine is the main time efficiency problem, as I see it. My designs would use a conveyor belt.

What is wrong with a stairwell leading up to a helicopter with very sharp blades?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 19, 2025 06:37 PM (+4Cf6)

267 Deport everyone and anyone with an accent, skin darker than a cigarette butt and any funny sounding last names with "de" in it.

And all the canadians too.

Posted by: Deport, Expel and Ban Them at August 19, 2025 06:38 PM (R/m4+)

268 I think the woodchipper is just too messy. Yes, it would be good for agriculture to feed the soil of America on the slurry of Commies, but someone has to collect and capture all that slurry.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 19, 2025 06:38 PM (zZu0s)

269 that some of the firearms recovered were privately made, adding that at least one was equipped with a machine gun conversion device.

Wait. What does that even mean?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Ghost gun w/ glock switch.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 19, 2025 06:38 PM (/lPRQ)

270 "My designs would use a conveyor belt. It is all a simple rapid mass production problem. Or to be correct, it is a rapid mass disassembly problem.
Posted by: Gref "

Preloaded removable rotisseries, like the cylinder on a revolver.
Posted by: fd at August 19, 2025 06:34 PM (vFG9F)
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I'm very good at designing abattoirs.

Posted by: John Cleese in the Architect Sketch at August 19, 2025 06:38 PM (krQz2)

271 >Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that
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nice work

Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2025 06:38 PM (AOsQT)

272 Wait, so being polite with a hat is somehow related to (checks notes) an imaginary duty to retreat in one's home?

What are smoking?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 19, 2025 06:36 PM (ZOv7s)

He didn't even link to a pic of a wall full of 3x5 cards and red yarn linking them in strange ways. Nuts have gone so far downhill.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 06:39 PM (8avO+)

273 It's kind of funny that duty of retreat is being held up as an intolerable burden when it's been around for decades, even longer.

I'm old enough to remember when there was one "constitutional carry" state: Vermont. Everyone back then called it "Vermont-style carry."

Now there are 29 states. Yep, our rights are vanishing.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 19, 2025 06:39 PM (ZOv7s)

274 that some of the firearms recovered were privately made, adding that at least one was equipped with a machine gun conversion device.

Wait. What does that even mean?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

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They put in the thing that goes up.

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2025 06:39 PM (krQz2)

275 250 Shall I give you the list of "Duty to Retreat" states in the United States ?

Sort of wish there was a "Duty to Mag Dump" to save the tax payers medical bills.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 19, 2025 06:34 PM (+4Cf6)

Guess you will have to improve your aim.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 19, 2025 06:39 PM (1Gsou)

276 Maybe, but Trump didn't just start deporting TdA members with this group in Colorado. Been going on all along.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2025 06:33 PM (viF8m)

You know, we look at things like The Killing Fields, The Great Leap Forward, The Holodomor ... and some of us like to act like that human instinct is dead.

I, of course, do not believe that for a second. And the typical "insightful" comments about how its either over money or "just those damn liberals" leave me cold.

Those gang-bangers could have been shot up by ambush anytime the locals wanted to set up an ambush. Civilian or Police. But they didn't. Why ?

I do not believe it was because the gang was paying the mayor. I do not believe it was for some grand conspiracy. Nope. I know - as much as I can know such a subjective thing - that it went on simply because most people don't care if Person A kicks Person B in the teeth until they are dead. As long as Person A is the right skin color or wears the right uniform.

Posted by: Not How That Works At All at August 19, 2025 06:39 PM (n9o7H)

277 Too many moving parts in a woodchipper to get gummed up and quit working.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2025 06:40 PM (dxWFK)

278 He didn't even link to a pic of a wall full of 3x5 cards and red yarn linking them in strange ways. Nuts have gone so far downhill.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 06:39 PM (8avO+)
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We need some undocumented trolls who will work twice as hard for half the pay. Couldn't be any worse.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 19, 2025 06:40 PM (ZOv7s)

279 I'm old enough to remember when there was one "constitutional carry" state: Vermont. Everyone back then called it "Vermont-style carry."

Now there are 29 states. Yep, our rights are vanishing.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 19, 2025 06:39 PM (ZOv7s)

Alaska doesn't care if or how you carry, and you can protect life, property, and other innocents.

We don't have mass shootings.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 19, 2025 06:40 PM (1Gsou)

280 I think the woodchipper is just too messy. Yes, it would be good for agriculture to feed the soil of America on the slurry of Commies, but someone has to collect and capture all that slurry.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 19, 2025 06:38 PM (zZu0s)

Unless you are shipping in potting soil and sweeping it up after most will just go down the town center's sewers.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 06:40 PM (8avO+)

281 Revoking the security clearance is necessary and may have a secondary effect. The news media gets a lot of info from these people and this will at least gum up the leak works a bit

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2025 06:41 PM (qGI1K)

282 Canadian serf is asleep in bed when a known, armed criminal breaks into his home. The homeowner fought the robber and is now being charged by the local constabulary.
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Hey be fair, the intruder is also charged. How do you expect the judicial system to figure out who is at fault here. You never know, they could share the same cell, tell each other they are sore-y and become the best of friends. THESE are Canadian values.

Posted by: Canaduh at August 19, 2025 06:41 PM (Dv3i1)

283 Also, being a mechanical engineer, I can think of several designs for an automatic guillotine that could lop off many heads per minute. Using counterweights and pendulums would reduce the external power required, once the machine got up to normal operating speed.
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That reminds me why I hate the Walking Dead.

IN the real world, farmers would be competing for herds of walkers to fertilize their fields.
With all sorts of fun implements to plow them under.

One could easily process 10k a day.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 19, 2025 06:41 PM (0JnyD)

284 Nood

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 19, 2025 06:42 PM (5+Y60)

285 You forget I live in Texas, where it is completely legal and in fact encouraged for a homeowner to kill anyone who breaks into not only your home, but also into your garage to try and mess with your car.

HAH! If you were really in Texas you would know no one stores there car/truck in the garage, that is where all the bounty of years of Christmas, Halloween and Thanksgiving decorations and haul from other people's garage sales go.

The second highest value asset people have is left to rapid deterioration and damage via exposure to the elements and wildlife out in the driveway or in the lawn near the doorway to the house/trailer.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 19, 2025 06:42 PM (+4Cf6)

286 Shall I give you the list of "Duty to Retreat" states in the United States ?

Sort of wish there was a "Duty to Mag Dump" to save the tax payers medical bills.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 19, 2025 06:34 PM (+4Cf6)

Guess you will have to improve your aim.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 19, 2025 06:39 PM (1Gsou)

Get curtains with the target pattern printed on them.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 06:42 PM (8avO+)

287 BUT - if the police forces become hopelessly corrupt and useless, if the legal system becomes a politically driven farce, and if life becomes unlivable - then yes, we will switch to the other side overnight. If we're going to live in Mogadishu, then we'll be Lords of Mogadishu, that's what the left which supports this nonsense doesn't understand. Once we become convinced that there is no other choice - the cities will burn.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2025 06:24 PM (uWKK

Pretty much this. Somebody here once wrote that the left thinks violence is a knob, you turn it up to get your results, and then back it down. To the patriot its more like a switch with 2 settings. Off, and fucking shoot everybody. Like you said, the left don't understand that. Once it starts, it don't end until the field is cleared.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 19, 2025 06:42 PM (snZF9)

288 Nope. I know - as much as I can know such a subjective thing - that it went on simply because most people don't care if Person A kicks Person B in the teeth until they are dead. As long as Person A is the right skin color or wears the right uniform.
Posted by: Not How That Works At All at August 19, 2025 06:39 PM (n9o7H)

I don't suppose you would consider that most people believe in the rule of law, and would prefer that persons trained in taking down scumbags would do that work, rather than having to poke the bear themselves.

This has nothing to do with skin color or uniforms. Don't be an ass.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 19, 2025 06:42 PM (1Gsou)

289 I live in Texas, where it is completely legal"

As do I.
.45 hollow point remains defense of choice...

Posted by: man at August 19, 2025 06:43 PM (tubbA)

290 281, exactly.

leaking to any of those creeps just became a (bigger) crime, and if they pass it on, they get the same.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 19, 2025 06:43 PM (ppG5b)

291 HAH! If you were really in Texas you would know no one stores there car/truck in the garage, that is where all the bounty of years of Christmas, Halloween and Thanksgiving decorations and haul from other people's garage sales go.

The second highest value asset people have is left to rapid deterioration and damage via exposure to the elements and wildlife out in the driveway or in the lawn near the doorway to the house/trailer.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 19, 2025 06:42 PM (+4Cf6)

Just add more garages

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 06:43 PM (8avO+)

292 I think your elegant head-chopper machine can not be patented. Alas.

There is an automatic USC 101 prohibition on suicide machines.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

But a hog head lopper is perfectly legal and commercially available.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 19, 2025 06:44 PM (/lPRQ)

293
I prefer strangulation. I want them to see my indifferent facial expression as they slip away.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 19, 2025 06:44 PM (iY1n0)

294 Pretty much this. Somebody here once wrote that the left thinks violence is a knob, you turn it up to get your results, and then back it down. To the patriot its more like a switch with 2 settings. Off, and fucking shoot everybody. Like you said, the left don't understand that. Once it starts, it don't end until the field is cleared.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 19, 2025 06:42 PM (snZF9)

Those must be pretty dumb leftists. Their saving grace is they usually spend more time shooting each other to bother with the rest of us.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 06:45 PM (8avO+)

295
LOOSE!

nood

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 19, 2025 06:45 PM (iY1n0)

296 I don't suppose you would consider that most people believe in the rule of law, and would prefer that persons trained in taking down scumbags would do that work, rather than having to poke the bear themselves.

Oh - you've hit right on it. I believe most people here believe in The Rule of Law as long as they agree.

And they ignore everything we've seen in the last few decades to cling to that belief. They choose to forget when Covid was the law of the land. And some places where ProNouns are the law of the land.

They justify it by "well, that's not really law-law".

Posted by: Not How That Works At All at August 19, 2025 06:45 PM (n9o7H)

297 so, lately it takes the page forever to refresh

Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2025 06:47 PM (AOsQT)

298 Why not go old, old school for these terrorists/gang members / Democrat voters?

Back before wood chippers and even the Guillotine.

Why not a big old fashioned grain mill, water powered, with a hopper and a huge, 2 or 5 ton grinding stone? Just drop in the perps as fast as the hopper will take them. And use some of the water after it's flowed over the gear to wash away the remnants after the stone is through with them.

Stick a few types of fish downstream and you won't even need to worry about corpse disposal.

Posted by: SimoHayha at August 19, 2025 06:48 PM (2Xn6+)

299 I think the classic guillotine works remarkably well. Maybe a motor to raise the blade, but otherwise, pretty darn efficient. And effective.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 19, 2025 06:26 PM (zZu0s)

Use of the guillotine will being back blade-sharpening jobs.

Gotta keep that edge keen.

During the French Revoluton, each guilotine had multiple blades. Once a blade got dulled after so many uses (surprisingly low, IIRC), another one was put in place. Then those blades were sharpened.

Posted by: RickZ at August 19, 2025 06:52 PM (gKDq2)

300 "My designs would use a conveyor belt. It is all a simple rapid mass production problem. Or to be correct, it is a rapid mass disassembly problem.
Posted by: Gref "

Preloaded removable rotisseries, like the cylinder on a revolver.
Posted by: fd at August 19, 2025 06:34 PM (vFG9F)
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A chicken processing plant should have all the components necessary.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 19, 2025 07:04 PM (IBQGV)

301 Martha's face is older than her vineyard.

Posted by: industrial strength astringent at August 19, 2025 07:24 PM (Ea+Az)

302 218 Shall I give you the list of "Duty to Retreat" states in the United States ?
Posted by: Not How That Works At All at August 19, 2025 06:17 PM (n9o7H)
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Irrelevant in a home break-in.

Look up Castle Doctrine.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 19, 2025 06:27 PM (ZOv7s)

Eh, Kalifornia has red flag laws. Anybody can say, "so and so has been acting dangerously and is armed!" and Kali judges will be more than happy to enact a GVRO (Gun Violence Restraining Order), disarming you. If the other guy was lying, not even a slap on the hand, but you have to go through all sorts of hoops to get your guns back. I'm sure glad we have our rights protected here.../sarc

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2025 10:52 PM (ynpvh)

303 GANG CONTROL NOT GUN CONTROL

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at August 20, 2025 05:42 PM (wGqjj)

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