The Runaway Democrats' Plan for Returning to Texas While Claiming a Victory Is, Get This, Fake and Gay

"Fake and gay" describes the performative left so well. Everything they do is fake, and everything they do is trivial, but they claim it's monumental. In a word: gay.

So their plan is this: They will return to the Texas capital after the current special legislative session ends. The session ending is no big deal, because Governor Abbott will immediately call a new special session and they'll vote on the redistricting map then.

But the Democrats say: If we don't come back until you've dismissed the current special session, we can say that we kept our promise to our fellow lunatic communists, that we would not return until you agreed to end the special session.

See? Fake and gay. Fake and gay, fake and gay, fake and gay. They want to pretend this is a victory.

With Texas expected to end its first special legislative session Friday and immediately begin a new one, the dozens of Democratic legislators who fled the state to block Republicans' redistricting proposal are hammering out a plan for their return home.
Texas Democrats met late into the night Tuesday then again Wednesday, including breaking into smaller groups, to discuss their next steps and what their ultimate exit strategy looked like after spending the last 10 days out of the state, according to four sources close to the talks.
But those sources said the lawmakers do not yet have full consensus on an exit plan. "It's hard to get folks on the same page," said one of the sources, who was granted anonymity to speak candidly about internal party strategy.
Still, there does appear to be agreement on one point: The Democrats won't come back to Austin until Republicans officially bring the first special session to a close. They're beginning to describe their ability to block Republicans from passing their new map that could net the party as many as five seats in the U.S. House during the first special session as proof of victory.

Fake and gay fake and gay fake and gay.

...
Wu said they would not finalize their next steps until there was "consensus among our membership." But he noted Democrats have other avenues to push back against the GOP's redistricting effort in the courts, through the legislative process and with other states, like California, countering with new congressional maps.

Fake.

But also: Gay.

"We can fight this fight for as long as we can do it. But we have other strategies, other methods of fighting it," Wu said. "It does not have to be just a quorum break, it does not have to be just one thing or the other. We can throw everything at this."

We can throw all kinds of artificial disco dance moves at this. Fake and gay dance moves.

Republican leaders in Texas have promised to call "special session after special session," and they need just a handful of Democrats to relent in order to achieve a quorum so they can move forward with their redistricting plan. In a sign of Democrats' limited options, the GOP-led state Senate was still able to pass the plan this week because Senate Democrats couldn't get their entire 11-member delegation to break quorum.
So while it appears likely that Democrats will succeed in delaying the process enough to force a second special session, there is an acknowledgement among the caucus that their protest will need to come to an end some point soon.
"From the get-go, they knew they were never going to stay out of Texas forever. People didn't expect them to. The goal that the smartest among them set was: We need to bring national attention to this issue so other states are ready to counter if Republicans really do this," one aide to a Texas House Democrat breaking quorum told NBC News.

Ah. "It was all worth it if we made a lot of noise before failing."

Telegram!

This here message from Western Union says right here that you are "Fake."

Wait, there's more.

It also says you're gay.

Posted by: Ace at 01:25 PM

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Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 14, 2025 01:26 PM (kgE5c)

2 So what is bringing them back? Was it Paxton cutting off their sugar daddy or something else?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2025 01:27 PM (t0Rmr)

3 What? No references to garrett in this post?

It's like I don't even know you anymore.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 14, 2025 01:28 PM (0KO+L)

4 The goal that the smartest among them set was: We need to bring national attention to this issue so other states are ready to counter if Republicans really do this,"

Pretty much every blue state is already heavily gerrymandered.

There are...zero R reps out of New England for example.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2025 01:28 PM (t0Rmr)

5 The Others have been summoned.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 14, 2025 01:28 PM (kgE5c)

6 They are gayer than gay. They are so gay it makes my butt hurt. Very very gay!

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at August 14, 2025 01:28 PM (98Gau)

7 Top 7?!?

Posted by: Grayman27 at August 14, 2025 01:28 PM (pgwxJ)

8 Heh.

Posted by: Grayman27 at August 14, 2025 01:28 PM (pgwxJ)

9 Breaking: They talk like a fag.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 14, 2025 01:29 PM (i24o9)

10 Telegram from the War Department.

The Secretary of War regrets to inform you that your son is Fake. And he is Gay. And he has been dropped off in San Francisco.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 14, 2025 01:29 PM (qwx/I)

11 So fake and gay, it's worthy of a video by Tony the LC Sign guy.

Posted by: Paco at August 14, 2025 01:29 PM (mADJX)

12 Breaking: They talk like a fag.
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And their shit's all fucked up.

Posted by: the lower depths at August 14, 2025 01:29 PM (+b4rY)

13 See? Fake and gay. Fake and gay, fake and gay, fake and gay. They want to pretend this is a victory.

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One might go so far as to call it failure theater.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 01:29 PM (GBKbO)

14 Their feces are in disarray.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2025 01:29 PM (viF8m)

15 They are gayer than gay. They are so gay it makes my butt hurt. Very very gay!

Like in a GOOD way or like after Big Mike gets drunk way?

Oh and word of advice, seriously, never marry a woman with a bigger penis then your own

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 14, 2025 01:30 PM (t0Rmr)

16 Behaving like children - God help those that are stupid enough to vote for that nonsense!

Posted by: ML Thomas at August 14, 2025 01:30 PM (dIWm6)

17 Fake and gay is no way to go thru life.

Posted by: Crusader at August 14, 2025 01:30 PM (TN0g+)

18 And their shit's all fucked up.
Posted by: the lower depths at August 14, 2025 01:29 PM (+b4rY)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S PHYSICALLY TRUE

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISSBERGER at August 14, 2025 01:30 PM (EctuH)

19 "We can fight this fight for as long as we can do it."

There's some deep thinking right there.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2025 01:30 PM (0sNs1)

20 Now the obvious question...why isn't every red state doing this?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2025 01:30 PM (t0Rmr)

21
OUT: Fake But Accurate.
IN: Fake And Gay.

Posted by: ShainS -- Donald the Lionhearted 2028! at August 14, 2025 01:31 PM (EGcrp)

22 Candygram for Mongo!

Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2025 01:31 PM (fV+MH)

23 They're faker than fake
Gayer than gay

Posted by: Michael Johnson at August 14, 2025 01:31 PM (TN0g+)

24 Fake and gay is no way to go thru life.....Dean Wormer

Posted by: ML Thomas at August 14, 2025 01:31 PM (dIWm6)

25 Telegram!

This here message from Western Union says right here that you are "Fake."

Wait, there's more.

It also says you're gay.

This made me laugh harder than it should have.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2025 01:31 PM (Riz8t)

26 I sent a telegram in 1995 to a girl I liked. I wonder if she kept it.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 14, 2025 01:32 PM (wzAuc)

27 The Fake and Gay party.

It fits a lot better than saying the party of Big Judiciary is somehow "democratic".

Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2025 01:32 PM (Q4cxx)

28 "We can fight this fight for as long as we can do it."

There's some deep thinking right there.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2025 01:30 PM

"Nothing stands between us and victory, except defeat!"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 14, 2025 01:32 PM (kgE5c)

29 Breaking: They talk like a fag.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 14, 2025 01:29 PM (i24o9)

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And their shits are retarded.

Posted by: ShainS -- Donald the Lionhearted 2028! at August 14, 2025 01:33 PM (EGcrp)

30 THE FNGNC.

Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2025 01:33 PM (Q4cxx)

31 For Whig (willowed):

This the one?

The New Dealers' War: FDR and the War Within World War II

Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2025 01:33 PM (Riz8t)

32 Old and busted: stunning and brave

New and cool: fake and gay

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 14, 2025 01:33 PM (L/fGl)

33 They're not "fighting this fight". No one is out hammering the streets to make Rs scared of getting primaried over this. No one is out making fake dossiers and getting the Rangers to start investigating Rs over bullshit to get them to resign or change their votes. No filibusters. No parliamentary chicanery. They ain't even trying to make a basic bitch 8th grade debate club fight over this.

They just ran for the fucking hills. They took their ball and went home. There's no "fight" there.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2025 01:33 PM (EctuH)

34 my kids absolutely cannot stand that I say "gay" for dumb all the time

no quarter given for us Xers!

but I can't stop it's ingrained

of course there are worse things I say but they don't know what those mean

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 14, 2025 01:33 PM (Pv3Rg)

35 IIANM, the end date for a special session is set in stone when it is called. So they're not getting any kind of concession, just waiting out the calendar.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2025 01:33 PM (3nLb4)

36 So, confused.

If the TX Democrats aren't going to allow a quorum due to their absence, what's the difference as to whether they are in state or out of state? Aren't they still violating law?

Gay.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 14, 2025 01:33 PM (PzXaK)

37 33
They just ran for the fucking hills. They took their ball and went home. There's no "fight" there.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2025 01:33 PM (EctuH)

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They're fundraising.

Grifting.

Stealing money from dumb donors.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 01:33 PM (GBKbO)

38 They still have to pay the fines, right?

Posted by: toby928 at August 14, 2025 01:34 PM (jc0TO)

39 I'm man enough to be fake and gay.

Posted by: Kamala Male Voter at August 14, 2025 01:34 PM (Q4cxx)

40 Not just fake and gay but fake and wicked* gay

*pronounced wicket

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2025 01:34 PM (t0Rmr)

41 36 So, confused.

If the TX Democrats aren't going to allow a quorum due to their absence, what's the difference as to whether they are in state or out of state? Aren't they still violating law?

Gay.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 14, 2025 01:33 PM (PzXaK)

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The difference is whether they can be arrested by Texas authorities or not.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 01:34 PM (GBKbO)

42 Texas Dem Assembly critters: "Sorry Jasmine we really tried, really, swearsies"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2025 01:34 PM (vBHAA)

43
The Runaway Democrats' Plan for Returning to Texas While Claiming a Victory Is, Get This, Fake and Gay

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"Operation Obama."

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 14, 2025 01:34 PM (0B+OF)

44 "We can fight this fight for as long as we can do it."

There's some deep thinking right there.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2025 01:30 PM

"Nothing stands between us and victory, except defeat!"
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 14, 2025 01:32 PM (kgE5c)

We shall engage in a hunger strike with only three one-hour periods during the day in which we may consume food... unless, you know, we get hungry outside those times.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2025 01:34 PM (ExV1e)

45 Whaaaa ah yoo ghey?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2025 01:34 PM (EctuH)

46 Pssst...fella.

Pssst.

You're fake.

Pssst.

Sorry.

You're also gay.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 14, 2025 01:35 PM (EvUVd)

47 "We can fight this fight for as long as we can do it."

There's some deep thinking right there.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2025 01:30 PM

"Nothing stands between us and victory, except defeat!"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 14, 2025 01:32 PM (kgE5c)

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Excerpts from Kommie-la's next book:

"Deep Thoughts on The Passage of Time"

Posted by: ShainS -- Donald the Lionhearted 2028! at August 14, 2025 01:35 PM (EGcrp)

48 23

They're faker than fake
Gayer than gay
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They're the only ones
Who think this act is gonna pay

Posted by: the lower depths at August 14, 2025 01:35 PM (+b4rY)

49 This Wu guy is the fagz from Star Trek, rite?

Posted by: pudinhead at August 14, 2025 01:35 PM (W3T6M)

50 The Texas Democrats are so fake and gay I expect them to be flung out to mid-court during a WNBA basketball game.

Posted by: Minuteman at August 14, 2025 01:35 PM (47/pr)

51 Just hope that soon the people of Texas elect a legislature that reaches quorum without needing Democrats.

*THAT'S* the ticket.

Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2025 01:35 PM (Q4cxx)

52 41 36 So, confused.

If the TX Democrats aren't going to allow a quorum due to their absence, what's the difference as to whether they are in state or out of state? Aren't they still violating law?

Gay.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 14, 2025 01:33 PM (PzXaK)

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The difference is whether they can be arrested by Texas authorities or not.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 01:34 PM (GBKbO)

Right, but either way they are still violating the law...

Trying to get what the strategy is here, other than being gay.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 14, 2025 01:36 PM (PzXaK)

53 When they get back I hope some illegals have taken over their homes. And I hope some conservative media is there to film it.

Posted by: Case at August 14, 2025 01:36 PM (iwlvf)

54 They are fake and gay
They have lost their testicles
Or never had them

Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2025 01:36 PM (Riz8t)

55 Can the Pubbies throw dildos at these guys? Is that permitted?

Posted by: pudinhead at August 14, 2025 01:36 PM (W3T6M)

56 Fake N Gay

Sounds like a San Fran convenience store.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 14, 2025 01:36 PM (EvUVd)

57 52 Right, but either way they are still violating the law...

Trying to get what the strategy is here, other than being gay.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 14, 2025 01:36 PM (PzXaK)

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Convincing stupid Democrat donors to give them money.

And getting their names in the paper.

You know, being politicians.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 01:36 PM (GBKbO)

58 They talk like a f*g and their shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Ted Striker's Polka Hits at August 14, 2025 01:36 PM (y+RCP)

59 Fake and Gay

Of course it was. It was bankrolled by Beto O'Rourke.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 14, 2025 01:36 PM (IifOV)

60 "It means you're gay." - Ice-T

Posted by: pookysgirl does not like L&O: SVU at August 14, 2025 01:36 PM (Wt5PA)

61 Who's the new spokesman for the Texas Democrats, Justin Long's Dr. Lexus character from "Idiocracy"?

______________________

"Don't wanna sound like a dick or nothin', but it says on your chart that you're f***ed up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your sh*t's all tarded."

Posted by: Orson at August 14, 2025 01:36 PM (dIske)

62 55 Can the Pubbies throw dildos at these guys? Is that permitted?
Posted by: pudinhead at August 14, 2025 01:36 PM (W3T6M)

like attracts like.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2025 01:36 PM (EctuH)

63 We shall engage in a hunger strike with only three one-hour periods during the day in which we may consume food... unless, you know, we get hungry outside those times.

I'm reminded of some yogi that claimed he had figured out how to nourish himself via good vibes or some BS and didn't need food.

And sure enough he didn't eat food in public...

But the poor fool got convinced to let someone video tape him 24-7 and you'll be surprised to know that he start losing weight right after this filming started and kept losing weight until it ended a week later.

I think he claimed the people filming him were giving him bad vibes and then ended it

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2025 01:37 PM (t0Rmr)

64 Vacation is almost over.

Posted by: huerfano at August 14, 2025 01:37 PM (98kQX)

65
Beta O'rourke

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 14, 2025 01:37 PM (IifOV)

66 Everything they do is fake, and everything they do is trivial, but they claim it's monumental. In a word: gay.
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DC Sub Chucker is gay, no?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 14, 2025 01:37 PM (Dv3i1)

67 Not just fake and gay but fake and wicked* gay

*pronounced wicket
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2025 01:34 PM

Also queer.*

*pronounced queeah.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 14, 2025 01:37 PM (kgE5c)

68 These homos should man up.

Posted by: Liberace's Hairdresser at August 14, 2025 01:37 PM (jc0TO)

69 57 52 Right, but either way they are still violating the law...

Trying to get what the strategy is here, other than being gay.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 14, 2025 01:36 PM (PzXaK)

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Convincing stupid Democrat donors to give them money.

And getting their names in the paper.

You know, being politicians.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 01:36 PM (GBKbO)

I hate gay grifters.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 14, 2025 01:37 PM (PzXaK)

70 Judge Boasberg rules that Fake and Gay are the sole standards of Constitutionality.

Rules new district map is not fake and gay enough.

Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2025 01:37 PM (Q4cxx)

71 Assholes

Posted by: Corey Booker at August 14, 2025 01:38 PM (EvUVd)

72 Willowed, but relevant here as well as the previous thread about the Deep State:

Exhibit A in my case that democracy has failed. Bovine stupid people can't be counted on to govern themselves. Sorry, but that's the way I'm starting to see it.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 14, 2025 01:26 PM (ZbeXO)

Representative republics are the most successful form of government, and therein lies the problem - they usually eventually fall victim to their own success.

Democracies only work for very small political units like city states. They will fold quickly at scale. Republics are the answer to that problem, but they are still limited at scale. They are not suitable for governing an enormous, diverse country, or a global empire.

But when they are successful, they are very, very successful, and they eventually outgrow the limitations of a representative form of government, and you get... this.

It won't be much longer before this thing is rolled up for good, by one means or another.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2025 01:38 PM (/QsPh)

73 69 I hate gay grifters.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 14, 2025 01:37 PM (PzXaK)

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It's safe to assume all politicians are gay grifters, hate them on principle, and be surprised when some act in our interests.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 01:38 PM (GBKbO)

74 OH NO YOU DIDUNT!!!!!!

HATER!!!!!! YOU JEALOUS!!!!

Posted by: Sparkle Fairey at August 14, 2025 01:38 PM (XNLbY)

75 These homos should man up.

I have more male DNA in mu shit then you have in your whole body!

Posted by: Beatoff O'Rourke at August 14, 2025 01:39 PM (t0Rmr)

76 Some men have Fake and Gay thrust upon them.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 14, 2025 01:39 PM (wVcYX)

77 As TJM has noted, the Dims have been overrun by grifters whose only talent is separating dumb CA libtards from their money. Think Jaime Harrison convincing people he could beat Lindsay Graham in SC, or that woman with the mop hair who was tots going to beat Turtle Man in KY (she ended up getting less than 40% of the vote iirc). Even my heavily red House district in PA had a woman (Jess King) who raised a ton of money to lose badly (all while legally paying herself a salary from campaign funds.

Posted by: the lower depths at August 14, 2025 01:39 PM (+b4rY)

78 It's safe to assume all politicians are gay grifters, hate them on principle, and be surprised when some act in our interests.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Then again, you were socialized with Lindsay Graham as your senator during your formative years.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2025 01:39 PM (ctrM5)

79 F.A.G.A.

Fake And Gay Always.

Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2025 01:39 PM (Q4cxx)

80 77 As TJM has noted, the Dims have been overrun by grifters whose only talent is separating dumb CA libtards from their money. Think Jaime Harrison convincing people he could beat Lindsay Graham in SC, or that woman with the mop hair who was tots going to beat Turtle Man in KY (she ended up getting less than 40% of the vote iirc). Even my heavily red House district in PA had a woman (Jess King) who raised a ton of money to lose badly (all while legally paying herself a salary from campaign funds.
Posted by: the lower depths at August 14, 2025 01:39 PM (+b4rY)

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Bruh, I assume Republicans are like this too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 01:40 PM (GBKbO)

81 Man, you suck one dick and Ace starts calling you "gay"

--TX Dem Rep

Posted by: Ted Striker's Polka Hits at August 14, 2025 01:40 PM (y+RCP)

82 I guess Bezos has a hand in everything!

Jason Cohen @JasonJournoDC
NEW: John Kennedy
"I say this with respect: Chuck and Hakeem need to go to Amazon, buy some testicles and stand up to the loon wing of their party!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 14, 2025 01:40 PM (L/fGl)

83 Democracies only work for very small political units like city states. They will fold quickly at scale. Republics are the answer to that problem, but they are still limited at scale. They are not suitable for governing an enormous, diverse country, or a global empire.

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Make Subsidiarity Great Again!

/Second look at The Articles of Confederation?

Posted by: ShainS -- Donald the Lionhearted 2028! at August 14, 2025 01:40 PM (EGcrp)

84 45 Whaaaa ah yoo ghey?

https://tinyurl.com/3d9yacn5

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 14, 2025 01:40 PM (Dv3i1)

85 78 It's safe to assume all politicians are gay grifters, hate them on principle, and be surprised when some act in our interests.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Then again, you were socialized with Lindsay Graham as your senator during your formative years.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2025 01:39 PM (ctrM5)

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I can respect that man for his political acumen.

He can say the dumbest, most insane, fascist shit and then beat any primary opponent like a redheaded stepchild because he keeps good relations with the SC VA office.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 01:40 PM (GBKbO)

86 These homos should man up.
Posted by: Liberace's Hairdresser at August 14, 2025 01:37 PM

There more used to having a man up, as it were.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 14, 2025 01:41 PM (kgE5c)

87 As TJM has noted, the Dims have been overrun by grifters whose only talent is separating dumb CA libtards from their money. Think Jaime Harrison convincing people he could beat Lindsay Graham in SC, or that woman with the mop hair who was tots going to beat Turtle Man in KY (she ended up getting less than 40% of the vote iirc). Even my heavily red House district in PA had a woman (Jess King) who raised a ton of money to lose badly (all while legally paying herself a salary from campaign funds.
Posted by: the lower depths at August 14, 2025 01:39 PM (+b4rY)

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Bruh, I assume Republicans are like this too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 01:40 PM (GBKbO)
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Yes, but they have to fill seats to make sure actual conservatives don't get any power.

In a way, Trump is the most conservative representative, because he accomplishes something on that side.

Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2025 01:41 PM (Q4cxx)

88 Fake and Gay are the moments we TX Dems can share

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 14, 2025 01:41 PM (wVcYX)

89 His heart was in the right place. His arm, not so much.

Oregon Man Loses Part Of His Arm While Trying To Stop Car Thieves Using Homemade Grenade

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 14, 2025 01:42 PM (L/fGl)

90 45 Whaaaa ah yoo ghey?

https://tinyurl.com/3d9yacn5

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 14, 2025 01:40 PM (Dv3i1)

Didn't have to click, knew the meme immediately.

Posted by: pookysgirl is up on culture at August 14, 2025 01:42 PM (Wt5PA)

91 Some men have Fake and Gay thrust upon them.
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Tell me about it...

Posted by: Garrett's Roomate at August 14, 2025 01:42 PM (XNLbY)

92 But also: Gay.

"We can fight this fight for as long as we can do it. But we have other strategies, other methods of fighting it," Wu said. "It does not have to be just a quorum break, it does not have to be just one thing or the other. We can throw everything at this."

We can throw all kinds of artificial disco dance moves at this. Fake and gay dance moves.
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In other words the losers are going to claim a lot of fake, Victories! YAY!, that the media will trumpet. While calling the failed-fleeing losers, Strong! Principled! Fighters for Your Freedoms! Fighters For Democracy! They Stood Up To Trump! They Didn't Back Down! Brave! Courageous! Winners in the Long Run!

Posted by: Gref at August 14, 2025 01:42 PM (aBgBM)

93 Oregon Man Loses Part Of His Arm While Trying To Stop Car Thieves Using Homemade Grenade
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 14, 2025 01:42 PM

So...was he using the grenade, or were the car thieves? Newspapers used to have editors.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 14, 2025 01:42 PM (kgE5c)

94 80 Bruh, I assume Republicans are like this too.
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Yes and no. I know there was a trend some years back of people running in Baltimore or against Ilhan Omar raking in money from clueless Republicans who thought they'd win because they sounded good on Twitter. But I don't think they sucked up loads of campaign money that would go elsewhere.

The problem Dims have is this money sucking operation has reached a point where it is almost certainly taking away resources from more useful fights, especially with the USAID NGO money laundering angle cut off.

Posted by: the lower depths at August 14, 2025 01:42 PM (+b4rY)

95 We really should have never outlawed dueling. This alone would put some real testosterone in the Legislature.

Posted by: pudinhead at August 14, 2025 01:42 PM (W3T6M)

96 You can buy testicles at Amazon? Why wasn't I told? - a very upset Pete Buttgiggle

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2025 01:43 PM (vBHAA)

97 70 Judge Boasberg rules that Fake and Gay are the sole standards of Constitutionality.

Rules new district map is not fake and gay enough.
Posted by: Axeman
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They have to put a chick in it.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2025 01:43 PM (ctrM5)

98 NYT calls for a military coup, a fake and gay one:

By ordering 800 National Guard troops to Washington, on the pretext of an illusory crime wave, President Trump has further dragged the U.S. military into domestic law enforcement, in a move credibly perceived as an ominous “test case.” This continues what the administration started in California in June as part of the its deportation efforts.

Unfortunately, though we (and others) had hoped that the military would only respond to calls to action in American cities and states kicking and screaming, we no longer expect resistance from that institution. Once, perhaps, traditionalist officers might have leaned on protocol and refused to heed a lawless order, taking inspiration from the generals — Mark Milley and James Mattis — who resisted the uprooting of established military standards in the first Trump term.

But today, general officers no longer seem to see themselves as guardians of the constitutional order.

It now seems clear to us that the military will not rescue Americans from Mr. Trump’s m

https://archive.is/qBMpi

Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2025 01:43 PM (Riz8t)

99 If by victory they mean the US population has a better understanding of just how gerrymandered blue states are then take a bow.

Posted by: WisRich at August 14, 2025 01:43 PM (G0vdT)

100 96 You can buy testicles at Amazon? Why wasn't I told? - a very upset Pete Buttgiggle
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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Wait until he discovers pizzle sticks, Rooster fries, and Mountain oysters.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2025 01:44 PM (ctrM5)

101
When you think about it, the Democrats are really the Party of Pretend.

- They pretend problems don't exist.
- They pretend problems do exist.
- They pretend they have solutions.
- They pretend that they care.
- They pretend a baby isn't a living human.
- They pretend a man can become a woman just by believing extra hard.
- They pretend the parties magically "switched" all their historical bad deeds away.

They are the Party of Make Believe. It actually follows that they were partially exposed by a guy named Mr. Rogers.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2025 01:44 PM (yh2Fr)

102 If by victory they mean the US population has a better understanding of just how gerrymandered blue states are then take a bow.

Posted by: WisRich at August 14, 2025 01:43 PM (G0vdT)
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The Trump Spotlight seldom fails.

Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2025 01:45 PM (Q4cxx)

103
Out: DeepFake
In: GayFake

Fake and Gay, Gay and Fake

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 14, 2025 01:45 PM (ynDtF)

104 NEW: John Kennedy
"I say this with respect: Chuck and Hakeem need to go to Amazon, buy some testicles and stand up to the loon wing of their party!"

Is the male version of "Bless yer heart?"

Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2025 01:45 PM (3nLb4)

105 I can respect that man for his political acumen.

He can say the dumbest, most insane, fascist shit and then beat any primary opponent like a redheaded stepchild because he keeps good relations with the SC VA office.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

He inherited Strom Thurmond's excellent staff is why. He leaves them alone to run the home front while he is busy lighting matches in powderkegs like Ukraine.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2025 01:45 PM (ctrM5)

106 98 But today, general officers no longer seem to see themselves as guardians of the constitutional order.

It now seems clear to us that the military will not rescue Americans from Mr. Trump’s m

https://archive.is/qBMpi
Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2025 01:43 PM (Riz8t)

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"Guardians of the constitutional order" means overthrowing the duly elected president of the United States who is utilizing executive authority within the bounds of constitutional limits, following the judicial appeals process, and didn't graduate from Yale.

Got it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 01:45 PM (GBKbO)

107 VOTE VANCE!

Posted by: Sid at August 14, 2025 01:46 PM (JDBXg)

108 Bruh, I assume Republicans are like this too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 01:40 PM (GBKbO)
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Yes, but they have to fill seats to make sure actual conservatives don't get any power.
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Yes, there is a difference between office holders who do not accomplish what their voters want (that's nearly all of them) and people who are nothing but grifters.

A Lindsay Graham or Chuck Schumer has to do at least some things to keep getting reelected, even if their own side is done with them. A black Democrat office holder holding a gerrymandered district doesn't even need to show up to work to grift, as Jasmine Rachet has shown.

Posted by: the lower depths at August 14, 2025 01:46 PM (+b4rY)

109 Fines keep accruing and will arrests happen when the DUmbass DUchebags come back?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 14, 2025 01:46 PM (17s+e)

110
Dems are the "Broke Straight Guys" who go gay for pay.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 14, 2025 01:46 PM (IifOV)

111 There is a hilarious push right now by Democrats claiming that Texas is majority Democrat and only cheating gives Republicans such a dominant majority and control. Where does this come from? One study guessing at the political parties Texans belong to, because Texas does not require registering to a political party to vote.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 01:47 PM (dfIr7)

112 Fake and Gay is now a new reality TV show

Posted by: Ripley at August 14, 2025 01:47 PM (GUOwU)

113 101
When you think about it, the Democrats are really the Party of Pretend.

- They pretend problems don't exist.
- They pretend problems do exist.
- They pretend they have solutions.
- They pretend that they care.
- They pretend a baby isn't a living human.
- They pretend a man can become a woman just by believing extra hard.
- They pretend the parties magically "switched" all their historical bad deeds away.

They are the Party of Make Believe. It actually follows that they were partially exposed by a guy named Mr. Rogers.
Posted by: ...
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Politics as a fake religion. Like the high priests of Egypt and those in Sumer running things, they don't have to perform--they just have to be able to blame failures on other people.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2025 01:47 PM (ctrM5)

114 I still think they ought to haul these Democrats back to Austin in old-west-style tumbleweed wagons.

Posted by: Paco at August 14, 2025 01:48 PM (mADJX)

115 It now seems clear to us that the military will not rescue Americans from Mr. Trump’s m

https://archive.is/qBMpi

Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2025 01:43 PM (Riz8t)

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BREAKING: There is an actual meaning to the phrase "Commander In Chief of the Military".

Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2025 01:48 PM (Q4cxx)

116 “I’m Superman, Godd**n It…I’m Gonna Kick Your F****g Teeth In!” – South Carolina Dem Gubernatorial Candidate Goes on WILD Tirade As He’s Arrested in His Underwear

A police video has emerged showing a South Carolina Democrat running for governor getting arrested in his underwear and going on an insane tirade that must be seen to be believed. As WCBD reported, 53-year-old William “Mullins” McLeod was arrested back on May 15 after he was found “yelling at the top of his lungs” while walking in downtown Charleston.

Posted by: SMOD, I grew up in a middle-class constellation at August 14, 2025 01:48 PM (RHGPo)

117 111 There is a hilarious push right now by Democrats claiming that Texas is majority Democrat and only cheating gives Republicans such a dominant majority and control. Where does this come from? One study guessing at the political parties Texans belong to, because Texas does not require registering to a political party to vote.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 01:47 PM (dfIr7)

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"There are 8 million registered Democrats in Texas."

1. No party registration.
2. Kamala received 4.5 million votes in TX.

Assume the 8 million is right, seems like almost half of TX Democrats just don't like the Democrat Party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 01:48 PM (GBKbO)

118 Oh no, the military isn't preventing this from happening -

https://tinyurl.com/5f6dtr9x

(link to X)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 14, 2025 01:49 PM (Dv3i1)

119 my kids absolutely cannot stand that I say "gay" for dumb all the time

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 14, 2025 01:33 PM (Pv3Rg)

Tell them that they are being gay.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 14, 2025 01:49 PM (i24o9)

120 The Sub thrower in DC was an employee of the DOJ criminal division. "Was" is the key word in that he's been fired.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2025 01:49 PM (vBHAA)

121 "Guardians of the constitutional order" means overthrowing the duly elected president of the United States who is utilizing executive authority within the bounds of constitutional limits, following the judicial appeals process, and didn't graduate from Yale.

Got it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Which in turn was the exact definition of the Deep State in Turkey created by Attaturk. Back when I studied comparative politics, these were termed protected 'democracies' or protected 'republics'. Common enough during the 20th Century in places across the globe. Always helps to have guns and organization on your side when ousting pols from power as it turns out.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2025 01:49 PM (ctrM5)

122 Allen said the grenade exploded in his hand as he tried to throw it at the suspects. Police found charred cardboard, human flesh, a burnt fuse, and a lighter at the scene.

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Ehh, fast burning fuse. Whatcha gonna do?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 14, 2025 01:49 PM (L/fGl)

123 “I’m Superman, Godd**n It…I’m Gonna Kick Your F****g Teeth In!” – South Carolina Dem Gubernatorial Candidate Goes on WILD Tirade As He’s Arrested in His Underwear

A police video has emerged showing a South Carolina Democrat running for governor getting arrested in his underwear and going on an insane tirade that must be seen to be believed. As WCBD reported, 53-year-old William “Mullins” McLeod was arrested back on May 15 after he was found “yelling at the top of his lungs” while walking in downtown Charleston.
Posted by: SMOD, I grew up in a middle-class constellation at August 14, 2025 01:48 PM (RHGPo)

Bath salts. Not even once.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 14, 2025 01:50 PM (wVcYX)

124 114 I still think they ought to haul these Democrats back to Austin in old-west-style tumbleweed wagons.
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Its Texas, they should be dragged behind a pickup truck cuz reasons.

Posted by: pudinhead at August 14, 2025 01:50 PM (W3T6M)

125 Politics as a fake religion. Like the high priests of Egypt and those in Sumer running things, they don't have to perform--they just have to be able to blame failures on other people.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2025 01:47 PM (ctrM5)
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They are. But people who can't find improvement through God, or at least tolerance of things as they are will always pursue the means of power to provide their "solutions".

Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2025 01:50 PM (Q4cxx)

126 Politics as a fake religion. Like the high priests of Egypt and those in Sumer running things, they don't have to perform--they just have to be able to blame failures on other people.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2025 01:47 PM (ctrM5)

"That chick did it."

"What chick?"

"You wouldn't know her. She lives in the sky. Above the ocean. Married to the dude who lives inside the mountain."

"But City-God will protect us, right?"

"Long as you keep paying, he will."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2025 01:50 PM (EctuH)

127 116 “I’m Superman, Godd**n It…I’m Gonna Kick Your F****g Teeth In!” – South Carolina Dem Gubernatorial Candidate Goes on WILD Tirade As He’s Arrested in His Underwear

A police video has emerged showing a South Carolina Democrat running for governor getting arrested in his underwear and going on an insane tirade that must be seen to be believed. As WCBD reported, 53-year-old William “Mullins” McLeod was arrested back on May 15 after he was found “yelling at the top of his lungs” while walking in downtown Charleston.
Posted by: SMOD, I grew up in a middle-class constellation at August 14, 2025 01:48 PM (RHGPo)

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Only declared candidate so far, it seems.

Well, maybe Democrats won't waste any money on the race.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 01:50 PM (GBKbO)

128 Trump just carpet bombed Indian Liz. "Nasty"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2025 01:50 PM (vBHAA)

129 “I’m Superman, Godd**n It…I’m Gonna Kick Your F****g Teeth In!” – South Carolina Dem Gubernatorial Candidate Goes on WILD Tirade As He’s Arrested in His Underwear

A police video has emerged showing a South Carolina Democrat running for governor getting arrested in his underwear and going on an insane tirade that must be seen to be believed. As WCBD reported, 53-year-old William “Mullins” McLeod was arrested back on May 15 after he was found “yelling at the top of his lungs” while walking in downtown Charleston.

Methinks Mr. McLeod might be in the "angry drunk" category.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2025 01:50 PM (Riz8t)

130 116 “I’m Superman, Godd**n It…I’m Gonna Kick Your F****g Teeth In!” – South Carolina Dem Gubernatorial Candidate Goes on WILD Tirade As He’s Arrested in His Underwear

A police video has emerged showing a South Carolina Democrat running for governor getting arrested in his underwear and going on an insane tirade that must be seen to be believed. As WCBD reported, 53-year-old William “Mullins” McLeod was arrested back on May 15 after he was found “yelling at the top of his lungs” while walking in downtown Charleston.
Posted by: SMOD
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Rent is too damn high dude is saying chill brother.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2025 01:50 PM (ctrM5)

131 "People shouldn’t come to Washington to get rich, they should come to serve the American people," Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent is calling for a single-stock trading ban in Congress.“I am going to start pushing for a single-stock trading ban, because it is the credibility of the House and the Senate, that you look at some of these eye-popping returns – whether it is Rep. Pelosi, Senator Wyden – every hedge fund would be jealous of them. And the American people deserve better than this,” Bessent told Bloomberg TV on Wednesday.

Posted by: SMOD, I grew up in a middle-class constellation at August 14, 2025 01:51 PM (RHGPo)

132 “I’m Superman, Godd**n It…I’m Gonna Kick Your F****g Teeth In!” – South Carolina Dem Gubernatorial Candidate Goes on WILD Tirade As He’s Arrested in His Underwear

A police video has emerged showing a South Carolina Democrat running for governor getting arrested in his underwear and going on an insane tirade that must be seen to be believed. As WCBD reported, 53-year-old William “Mullins” McLeod was arrested back on May 15 after he was found “yelling at the top of his lungs” while walking in downtown Charleston.

Posted by: SMOD, I grew up in a middle-class constellation at August 14, 2025 01:48 PM (RHGPo)

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Damn. Looks like he may have just clinched the Dem vote.

Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2025 01:51 PM (Q4cxx)

133 A ha......another stellar tydbol moment hosting the white flag of victory....................

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at August 14, 2025 01:51 PM (jrgJz)

134 "Long as you keep paying, he will."
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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Heh. You have a knack for dialogue. In about five years, you will be able to animate that scene into a YT short on your home computer I think.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2025 01:51 PM (ctrM5)

135 Oh no, the military isn't preventing this from happening -

https://tinyurl.com/5f6dtr9x

(link to X)

Posted by: Chuck Martel
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If that were happening in kalifornia, I would assume that a high ranking CCP official was coming into town.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 14, 2025 01:52 PM (17s+e)

136 111 There is a hilarious push right now by Democrats claiming that Texas is majority Democrat and only cheating gives Republicans such a dominant majority and control. Where does this come from? One study guessing at the political parties Texans belong to, because Texas does not require registering to a political party to vote.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 01:47 PM (dfIr7)

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"There are 8 million registered Democrats in Texas."

1. No party registration.
2. Kamala received 4.5 million votes in TX.

Assume the 8 million is right, seems like almost half of TX Democrats just don't like the Democrat Party.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 01:48 PM (GBKbO)

They know total ballots and the voter's name of those participating in each party's Primary Elections.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 14, 2025 01:52 PM (wVcYX)

137 Bath salts. Not even once.

I'm such a naif that when they first started talking about that on the news, I thought they meant, well, bath salt. Like fancy Epsom salts or something.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2025 01:53 PM (3nLb4)

138 The Sub thrower in DC was an employee of the DOJ criminal division. "Was" is the key word in that he's been fired.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2025 01:49 PM (vBHAA)

Dude was an attorney, for that little extra bit of schadenfreude.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 14, 2025 01:53 PM (i24o9)

139
No tax on SS

Let's see the Democrats oppose this.

Posted by: Soothsayer is Mathin' like jazzy crockett at August 14, 2025 01:53 PM (nkPTK)

140 93 So...was he using the grenade, or were the car thieves? Newspapers used to have editors. - RedMindblueState

This is an excellent point. I read online news articles everyday that are very badly written, with ridiculous grammatical mistakes, weird syntax, and a maddening lack of clarity.

Posted by: Paco at August 14, 2025 01:53 PM (mADJX)

141 my kids absolutely cannot stand that I say "gay" for dumb all the time

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 14, 2025 01:33 PM (Pv3Rg)

Tell them that they are being gay.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 14, 2025 01:49 PM (i24o9)

And that their shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Also talking like fags at August 14, 2025 01:53 PM (TbWk/)

142 Rent is too damn high dude is saying chill brother.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2025 01:50 PM (ctrM5)

Was just about to post this

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2025 01:53 PM (yh2Fr)

143 Chuck Schumer is dropping F-bombs in interviews now. He's trying to be as fake and gay as Beatoff.

I know it's cliche to say the Dims are floundering, but they really are.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 14, 2025 01:53 PM (paSBy)

144 British Cops Release African Migrant Caught Sneaking Into Woman’s Home Because “Trespassing Is Not An Arrestable Offense”

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Probably just wanted a glass of water.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 14, 2025 01:53 PM (L/fGl)

145 Methinks Mr. McLeod might be in the "angry drunk" category.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2025 01:50 PM (Riz8t)
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I'll go with PCP or/and Bath Salt categories.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 14, 2025 01:53 PM (17s+e)

146 I read online news articles everyday that are very badly written, with ridiculous grammatical mistakes, weird syntax, and a maddening lack of clarity.
Posted by: Paco at August 14, 2025 01:53 PM (mADJX)

FNAB

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2025 01:54 PM (yh2Fr)

147 136 They know total ballots and the voter's name of those participating in each party's Primary Elections.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 14, 2025 01:52 PM (wVcYX)

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And less than 2 million people voted in the 2020 Democrat primary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 01:54 PM (GBKbO)

148 British Cops Release African Migrant Caught Sneaking Into Woman’s Home Because “Trespassing Is Not An Arrestable Offense”

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Probably just wanted a glass of water.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 14, 2025 01:53 PM (L/fGl)
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But... if he had WOLF-WHISTLED an undercover officer!!!

Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2025 01:54 PM (Q4cxx)

149 Assume the 8 million is right, seems like almost half of TX Democrats just don't like the Democrat Party.

They are faced with two choices:

1) the study is nonsense
2) Texas leads the world in voter fraud

And there's a bonus point three:

3) Biden's 81 million votes was totally real and valid

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 01:54 PM (dfIr7)

150 143 Chuck Schumer is dropping F-bombs in interviews now. He's trying to be as fake and gay as Beatoff.

I know it's cliche to say the Dims are floundering, but they really are.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 14, 2025 01:53 PM (paSBy)

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You know...Trump doesn't curse very much.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 01:54 PM (GBKbO)

151

Western Union

https://youtu.be/fJMwxucTJyo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2025 01:55 PM (63Dwl)

152 my kids absolutely cannot stand that I say "gay" for dumb all the time

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 14, 2025 01:33 PM (Pv3Rg)

Tell them that they are being gay.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 14, 2025 01:49 PM (i24o9)

And that their shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Also talking like fags
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If you have a daughter, tell her to "Calm down." Works every time.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 14, 2025 01:55 PM (17s+e)

153 But... if he had WOLF-WHISTLED an undercover officer

He'd still be fine, because he's a swarthy immigrant.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 01:55 PM (dfIr7)

154 I read online news articles everyday that are very badly written, with ridiculous grammatical mistakes, weird syntax, and a maddening lack of clarity.

Posted by: Paco at August 14, 2025 01:53 PM (mADJX)

FNAB
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2025 01:54 PM (yh2Fr)
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AI.

OR AI translations of foreign writers.

Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2025 01:55 PM (Q4cxx)

155 116 A police video has emerged showing a South Carolina Democrat running for governor getting arrested in his underwear and going on an insane tirade that must be seen to be believed. As WCBD reported, 53-year-old William “Mullins” McLeod was arrested back on May 15 after he was found “yelling at the top of his lungs” while walking in downtown Charleston. - SMOD

DNC, say hello to your future - and the future is now.

Posted by: Paco at August 14, 2025 01:55 PM (mADJX)

156 >>Dude was an attorney, for that little extra bit of schadenfreude.

According to Sean Davis that is a different guy. Apparently, there are, or where, 2 Sean Dunn's at the DOJ. The sandwich hero was not a lawyer, the other one is.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2025 01:56 PM (viF8m)

157 Old people cursing is weird.

Old senators cursing is hilarious. And pathetic. And weird.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2025 01:57 PM (EctuH)

158
Fake AND Gay Gay AND Fake.

The Symmetric Principle of Fake and Gay.

Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2025 01:57 PM (Q4cxx)

159 Speaking of ghey...

May of 2024 was the first and only time I've been to DC. I stayed a couple of nights on M street at the St. Gregory. Seemed like a nice enough area. I hadn't been at the hotel more than an hour when I stepped outside. It was maybe 4:00 pm as I stood by the parking garage entrance along the street, having a cigarette. People passing by now and then. A group (3) of young black guys walked by and one of them said to me "I like your house." The confused look on my face prompted one of them the lean over to me and say, "you know, you're house" while using his hands to make a body shape like gesture. He quickly stepped it up the join the others as they continued to walk.

Posted by: Swamp Rabbit at August 14, 2025 01:57 PM (ONYKN)

160 I know it's cliche to say the Dims are floundering, but they really are.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 14, 2025 01:53 PM (paSBy)

By "floundering" do you mean being witty and cool and occasionally annoying?

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2025 01:57 PM (yh2Fr)

161 Maybe Democrat leaders are all turning senile and gay simultaneously.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at August 14, 2025 01:57 PM (jM63s)

162 I know it's cliche to say the Dims are floundering, but they really are.
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Heh, the colluded with the ChiComs to launch a World Wide BIO Bomb to steal and election. If that wasn't the big tell that they are floundering then you should never become a lifeguard at the slow kid's pool.

Posted by: pudinhead at August 14, 2025 01:57 PM (W3T6M)

163 It is well past time for common sense sandwich control. You know background checks a 10 day cooling off period, and no sandwiches with more than 5 different meats and cheeses.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 14, 2025 01:58 PM (17s+e)

164 >>Dude was an attorney, for that little extra bit of schadenfreude.

According to Sean Davis that is a different guy. Apparently, there are, or where, 2 Sean Dunn's at the DOJ. The sandwich hero was not a lawyer, the other one is.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2025 01:56 PM (viF8m)

He's a no talent ass clown. Why should I change my name? He's the one who sucks.

Posted by: DOJ Attorney Sean Dunn at August 14, 2025 01:59 PM (wVcYX)

165 Try this again:
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Fake AND Gay <=> Gay AND Fake.

The Symmetric Principle of Fake and Gay.

Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2025 01:59 PM (Q4cxx)

166 So fake and gay, it's worthy of a video by Tony the LC Sign guy.

Dude Tony's channel and Stat stuffer doing his Angel Reese videos are probably my favorite videos right now; well, that and Rufus the Bull.

Posted by: Nelly at August 14, 2025 01:59 PM (cHLus)

167 All those raw cheeseburgers are rotting Chuckles's brain.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at August 14, 2025 01:59 PM (jM63s)

168 The Sub thrower in DC was an employee of the DOJ criminal division. "Was" is the key word in that he's been fired.
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The video I saw was from a black guy egging him on and chuckling at the spectacle of the free entertainment provided by the white guy out of his element. But he knew it was going to far and started yelling "No, No, No" when the nascent sub chucker starting losing it in the cops face. One of the cops was a black woman with an amused look on her face.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 14, 2025 01:59 PM (Dv3i1)

169 Can you wolf whistle and cat call at the same time?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2025 02:00 PM (63Dwl)

170 my kids absolutely cannot stand that I say "gay" for dumb all the time

They're gay.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 14, 2025 02:00 PM (QOVfC)

171 163 It is well past time for common sense sandwich control. You know background checks a 10 day cooling off period, and no sandwiches with more than 5 different meats and cheeses.
Posted by: Jukin

Actually you have to use beyond meat because the Democrats will have banned the real stuff after giving Beyond Meat a taxpayer subsidy in their latest Green Nude Eel.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2025 02:00 PM (ctrM5)

172 Pentagon Strips Security Clearance from Retired CIA Spook Susan Miller for Lying About Role in Russia Collusion Hoax - TGP

This was the chick going around the circuits falsely claiming she authored the ICA, lead the team, saying the IC "had the intel to show with high probability that the specific goal of the Russians was to get Trump elected." All lies.

FO, scrunt.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 14, 2025 02:00 PM (i24o9)

173 Here's video of the sub thrower. He really works himself up for a long time, then did something he'll regret for the rest of his life. The best part is the bros who filmed it. They're just laughing at him.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/cWa7r4B3ihg?feature=share

Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2025 02:01 PM (Riz8t)

174 Proof of global warming.

Researchers find body of British explorer who fell into Antarctic glacier in 1959

Efforts were made to rescue him, but they were unsuccessful:

[Surveyor Sir Vivian Fuchs] wrote that Bell's colleague, Stokes, called down and received a reply before lowering a rope about 30 metres. Bell secured the rope to his belt, and Stokes attached the other end to the sled dogs to assist with hauling. As Bell neared the surface, his body became wedged against the edge, the belt broke, and he fell back into the crevasse.

As the BBC reports, "His friend called again, but this time Dennis didn't reply."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 14, 2025 02:01 PM (L/fGl)

175 🚨NEW: John Kennedy🤣

"I say this with respect: Chuck and Hakeem need to go to Amazon, buy some testicles and stand up to the loon wing of their party!"

Posted by: SMOD, I grew up in a middle-class constellation at August 14, 2025 02:01 PM (RHGPo)

176 So gay Boy George yells fag at them from a passing car.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2025 02:01 PM (snZF9)

177 my kids absolutely cannot stand that I say "gay" for dumb all the time

They're gay.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 14, 2025 02:00 PM (QOVfC)

Print out this comment. Show it to them. We are not wrong.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 14, 2025 02:01 PM (i24o9)

178 There's a minor kerfluffle on social media right now because an older woman posted that zoomers living at home with their parents should pay rent and stop going out, to save money for a place of their own. Apparently this is proof of "boomer" evil and cruelty.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 02:01 PM (dfIr7)

179 No" when the nascent sub chucker starting losing it in the cops face

It was his way of showing he is Down With the Struggle

Posted by: kallisto at August 14, 2025 02:01 PM (6z+Zw)

180 Vivian Fuchs
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No doubt pronounced Feeyooks. Uh-huh.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2025 02:01 PM (yh2Fr)

181 Ed Driscoll on the sadz that the military is not going to defend us against the left's bugaboo Trump:
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I’m so old, I can remember when the generals plotting a coup in John Frankenheimer’s Seven Days in May were supposed to be the bad guys in the film:
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Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2025 02:02 PM (Q4cxx)

182 Fake(2) + Gay(2) = Dem(2)

Posted by: Pythagoras at August 14, 2025 02:02 PM (wVcYX)

183 152 my kids absolutely cannot stand that I say "gay" for dumb all the time

Posted by: Black Orchid
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You can always ask them if they prefer you saying Globo Homo.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2025 02:02 PM (ctrM5)

184
All those raw cheeseburgers are rotting Chuckles's brain.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA

Be careful! He has six ways from Sunday of getting back at you.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2025 02:02 PM (63Dwl)

185 In other words, taking a page from the old Republican playbook? Lots of sound and fury, accomplishing nothing?

Posted by: idgent at August 14, 2025 02:02 PM (PzOlS)

186 181 I’m so old, I can remember when the generals plotting a coup in John Frankenheimer’s Seven Days in May were supposed to be the bad guys in the film:
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Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2025 02:02 PM (Q4cxx)

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Dude should have linked to my recent review as I go through the entire work of John Frankenheimer.

He's such a cuck who fears me, obviously.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 02:02 PM (GBKbO)

187 "I say this with respect: Chuck and Hakeem need to go to Amazon, buy some testicles and stand up to the loon wing of their party!"
Posted by: SMOD, I grew up in a middle-class constellation at August 14, 2025 02:01 PM (RHGPo)

They will also need a mirror

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2025 02:02 PM (yh2Fr)

188 Strom Thurmond's people gifted us with the homosexual sadist Lindsey Graham, and Haley Barbour blessed us with the corrupt, two-faced looter Mitch McConnell.

The Southern faction of the GOP has a whole fucking lot to answer for.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2025 02:03 PM (/QsPh)

189 Fines keep accruing and will arrests happen when the DUmbass DUchebags come back?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable

No. Because Gov Hot Wheels is a paper tiger.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2025 02:03 PM (Bs2bL)

190 The cops out trolling for catcalls is pretty pathetic, especially as they protect rapists and home invaders, but even more troubling to me is that apparently England criminalized complimenting women in public.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 02:03 PM (dfIr7)

191 182 Fake(2) + Gay(2) = Dem(2)
Posted by: Pythagoras at August 14, 2025 02:02 PM (wVcYX)

So Fake and Gay and Gay and Fake are the root of all evil?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2025 02:03 PM (EctuH)

192 At the laundry. Crying baby. Showed mom that cheese on head video. Cracked her up.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 14, 2025 02:04 PM (QOVfC)

193 No" when the nascent sub chucker starting losing it in the cops face

It was his way of showing he is Down With the Struggle

At one point, Lord Sandwich shouts something about racism, in the forlorn hope that the guys filming his antics would stop laughing and become indignant. Needless to say, it did not work.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2025 02:04 PM (Riz8t)

194 Here's video of the sub thrower. He really works himself up for a long time, then did something he'll regret for the rest of his life. The best part is the bros who filmed it. They're just laughing at him.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/cWa7r4B3ihg?feature=share

Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2025 02:01 PM (Riz8t)
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Nothing says donk badass like having a pink frilly shirt and a pair of skinny shorts. NOTHING.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 14, 2025 02:04 PM (17s+e)

195 criminalized complimenting women in public.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 02:03 PM (dfIr7)

The charge is public heterosexuality.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2025 02:04 PM (yh2Fr)

196 I’m so old, I can remember when the generals plotting a coup in John Frankenheimer’s Seven Days in May were supposed to be the bad guys in the film

HBO did like 18 "military leaders try to overthrow Clinton" movies in the 90s LOL

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 02:04 PM (dfIr7)

197 I’m so old, I can remember when the generals plotting a coup in John Frankenheimer’s Seven Days in May were supposed to be the bad guys in the film:
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Posted by: Axeman

And the fact the author of the original piece was a retired Lt. General is indicative of the rot in the service academies and Pentagon. The professional military has no role in American politics period-the only guard us from external enemies.

The militia, on the other hand, being composed of the citizenry and not professional soldiers, has a part to play in stopping disorder, riots, and crime internally. That is why they have arrest authority even under Posse Comitatus and active troops do not (unless Insurrection).

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2025 02:05 PM (ctrM5)

198 Here's video of the sub thrower. He really works himself up for a long time, then did something he'll regret for the rest of his life.

He was doing a lot of, um, "expressive" hand waving. Maybe he just forgot which hand was holding the sandwich. OK, that's BS but if I'm his lawyer, that's what I'm going with.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2025 02:05 PM (3nLb4)

199 Breathing air is proof of Boomer cruelty

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 14, 2025 02:06 PM (kUxzU)

200 Posse Comitatus
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Yeah I had that once.

Posted by: Sandy Fluke at August 14, 2025 02:06 PM (yh2Fr)

201 My memory of Roberts Rules of Order is that you need to have a quorum in order to start business, but you don't need one to continue doing business.

Posted by: tjpruett at August 14, 2025 02:07 PM (H0Pmn)

202 I have a very liberal gay acquaintance whom I like to antagonize relentlessly. Wife's friend so he can't exit gracefully.

Anyway, for instance, whenever anyone is happy I say "wow, he's certainly acting gay."

When he got pissed the first time I told him to look the word up in the dictionary. Or listen to a specific Christmas song....

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 14, 2025 02:07 PM (PzXaK)

203 Cue that Korean guy:

"Hah! Gaaaaaaaayyyy!!!"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 14, 2025 02:07 PM (WvZaB)

204 At one point, Lord Sandwich shouts something about racism, in the forlorn hope that the guys filming his antics would stop laughing and become indignant. Needless to say, it did not work.
_____

He was yelling a lot about fascism, which he was prepared to fight just like the brave men disembarking the LCs at Omaha beach.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 14, 2025 02:07 PM (Dv3i1)

205 203 Cue that Korean guy:

"Hah! Gaaaaaaaayyyy!!!"
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 14, 2025 02:07 PM (WvZaB)

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I'll allow it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 02:08 PM (GBKbO)

206 Democrats ams dildos.

Posted by: T. Wartooth at August 14, 2025 02:08 PM (oPHxw)

207 He was doing a lot of, um, "expressive" hand waving. Maybe he just forgot which hand was holding the sandwich. OK, that's BS but if I'm his lawyer, that's what I'm going with.
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So.... who is gay?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 14, 2025 02:09 PM (Dv3i1)

208 Cue that Korean guy:

"Hah! Gaaaaaaaayyyy!!!"

I only know that clip from it showing up in pretty much every Critical Drinker video.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2025 02:09 PM (3nLb4)

209 What's hilarious is that the homosexual community coopted the word "gay" and are now getting upset because the word is being coopted away from them to mean "stupid."

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 14, 2025 02:09 PM (PzXaK)

210 Haley Barbour blessed us with the corrupt, two-faced looter Mitch McConnell.

The Southern faction of the GOP has a whole fucking lot to answer for.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Wrong state. Haley was Mississippi winning as governor and losing a contest as senator and McConnell was a former Louisville area pols in KY.

McConnell beat Dee Huddleston way back during the Reagan years to become senator and Haley had not yet worked in GHWB 88's campaign.

Blame Haley for Thad Cochran who turned into a senile POS in office and like Kay Granger, the GOP in the state covered for their sorry asses.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2025 02:09 PM (ctrM5)

211 208 Cue that Korean guy:

"Hah! Gaaaaaaaayyyy!!!"

I only know that clip from it showing up in pretty much every Critical Drinker video.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2025 02:09 PM (3nLb4)

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Well, Community is a quality sitcom, and you might benefit from discovering it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 02:10 PM (GBKbO)

212 It would've been hilarious if those pigettes in Blighty had gotten themselves Culturally Enriched by one of those roving gangs I keep hearing about.

Posted by: Jetto at August 14, 2025 02:10 PM (oPHxw)

213 Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2025 02:01 PM (Riz8t)

The one viewer was saying NO NO NO because his friend said: ‘Imma go get that n*gga’ (presumably to save YT from himself)

Homie that was filming knew this was nit going to end well for “Superman”

The zoom on the sandwich in street is Chef)s 💋

Posted by: kallisto at August 14, 2025 02:10 PM (6z+Zw)

214 I only know that clip from it showing up in pretty much every Critical Drinker video.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2025 02:09 PM (3nLb4)
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Yeah, me too. No idea where it's from. Or the prim lady who's always smelling shite.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 14, 2025 02:11 PM (WvZaB)

215 Breathing air is proof of Boomer cruelty

Yeah I mean, I get that this is the internet so everything is cranked up to 11 but the shrieking by young people is really sad.

Yes, they are screwed. yes, things are insanely expensive. Yes, the value of the dollar has been cruelly and unjustly ruined by policies of people that Boomers, Gen X, and Millennials voted into office for decades.

But they are yelling stuff like "I cannot afford to live!" on their Iphone in their car, clearly not starving or dying.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 02:11 PM (dfIr7)

216 BREAKING: After a long hiatus, Hillary Clinton is suddenly soliciting supporters for donations in a new e-blast from her nonprofit Onward Together she formed in 2017, including a long sappy letter from Hillary. The email provides a NY P.O. Box to send money plus a link to ActBlue

Posted by: SMOD, I grew up in a middle-class constellation at August 14, 2025 02:11 PM (RHGPo)

217 Ace is gay?

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2025 02:11 PM (AGXl0)

218 It now seems clear to us that the military will not rescue Americans from Mr. Trump

The military, made up of the kind of people Democrats shit on the most, aren't going to help the Democrats? I can't imagine why.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 14, 2025 02:12 PM (2ocoG)

219 It would've been hilarious if those pigettes in Blighty had gotten themselves Culturally Enriched by one of those roving gangs I keep hearing about.

Nah, they are too old.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 02:12 PM (dfIr7)

220 Has anyone seen the mash-up of the kitteh saying I’m gay
With the Ugandan politician?

Posted by: kallisto at August 14, 2025 02:12 PM (6z+Zw)

221 201 My memory of Roberts Rules of Order is that you need to have a quorum in order to start business, but you don't need one to continue doing business.
Posted by: tjpruett
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Legislatures have their own rules that resemble at times Roberts Rules but are widely divergent in others. The quorum requirement in TX was ACW based I think but is in the state Constitution.

US Congress allows quorum calls and even arrest by the Sgt at Arms to bring back into the chamber--but if a vote occurs, only a majority of those in the chambers is necessary. Dems were calling for GOP Senators, for example, simply to not show up when they were impeaching Trump--thus the 2/3rd's majority to convict would only be those present and voting.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2025 02:13 PM (ctrM5)

222 BREAKING: After a long hiatus, Hillary Clinton is suddenly soliciting supporters for donations in a new e-blast from her nonprofit Onward Together she formed in 2017, including a long sappy letter from Hillary. The email provides a NY P.O. Box to send money plus a link to ActBlue

At this point, anyone stupid enough to send her a single penny deserves to be separated from their money.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2025 02:13 PM (Riz8t)

223 Or the prim lady who's always smelling shite.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 14, 2025 02:11 PM (WvZaB)

That one's from a scottish sketch comedy show. The same crew who made "Still Game". Forget what it was called.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2025 02:13 PM (EctuH)

224 Here's video of the sub thrower. He really works himself up for a long time, then did something he'll regret for the rest of his life. The best part is the bros who filmed it. They're just laughing at him.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/cWa7r4B3ihg?feature=share

Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2025 02:01 PM (Riz8t)
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Nothing says donk badass like having a pink frilly shirt and a pair of skinny shorts. NOTHING.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 14, 2025 02:04 PM (17s+e)
*******
LMAO. I am so glad Judge Jeanine charged him with a felony and Pam Bondi fired him.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 14, 2025 02:13 PM (NpAcC)

225 214 I only know that clip from it showing up in pretty much every Critical Drinker video.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2025 02:09 PM (3nLb4)
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Yeah, me too. No idea where it's from. Or the prim lady who's always smelling shite.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 14, 2025 02:11 PM (WvZaB)

I don't get about half of them. The weird guy who is saying "are you SURE about that?" The dude with the beard who has a knowing look. Hell, the dude in the bathroom diarrheaing all over the place.

I got the Jameson guy from Spiderman though. And Anchorman. Witcher. Totally ignorant of the rest.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 14, 2025 02:13 PM (PzXaK)

226 216 BREAKING: After a long hiatus, Hillary Clinton is suddenly soliciting supporters for donations in a new e-blast from her nonprofit Onward Together she formed in 2017, including a long sappy letter from Hillary. The email provides a NY P.O. Box to send money plus a link to ActBlue
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Can a NY P.O. Box handle a Lime Green Dildo?

Posted by: pudinhead at August 14, 2025 02:13 PM (W3T6M)

227 BREAKING: After a long hiatus, Hillary Clinton is suddenly soliciting supporters for donations in a new e-blast from her nonprofit Onward Together she formed in 2017, including a long sappy letter from Hillary. The email provides a NY P.O. Box to send money plus a link to ActBlue
Posted by: SMOD, I grew up in a middle-class constellation at August 14, 2025 02:11 PM (RHGPo)

Cannot wait to donate the max!

Posted by: 1,500 NYC Chinese Busboys From The Same Address at August 14, 2025 02:13 PM (wVcYX)

228 The military, made up of the kind of people Democrats shit on the most, aren't going to help the Democrats? I can't imagine why.

I think they expected the military to stand in solidarity with their tranny brother-sisters and fight the injustice of Trump banning them from service. That when Trump ordered the military to stop teaching social justice crap and go back to the business of killing and blowing things up, the troops would all link arms and charge the White House.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 02:14 PM (dfIr7)

229 I bet Mr. Sub Thrower wasted three hours a day chopping it up with his co-workers.

Posted by: mr tmz at August 14, 2025 02:14 PM (rJ48h)

230 Roberts rules of order are GAY!

Posted by: Case at August 14, 2025 02:14 PM (iwlvf)

231 Yeah I mean, I get that this is the internet so everything is cranked up to 11 but the shrieking by young people is really sad.

Yes, they are screwed. yes, things are insanely expensive. Yes, the value of the dollar has been cruelly and unjustly ruined by policies of people that Boomers, Gen X, and Millennials voted into office for decades.

But they are yelling stuff like "I cannot afford to live!" on their Iphone in their car, clearly not starving or dying.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Who knew free shit cost so much?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2025 02:14 PM (Bs2bL)

232 Hell, the dude in the bathroom diarrheaing all over the place.

That's from Dumb and Dumber.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2025 02:14 PM (Riz8t)

233 Hell, the dude in the bathroom diarrheaing all over the place.
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Dumb and Dumber.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 14, 2025 02:15 PM (WvZaB)

234 I don't get about half of them. The weird guy who is saying "are you SURE about that?" The dude with the beard who has a knowing look. Hell, the dude in the bathroom diarrheaing all over the place.

Yeah I know almost none of that stuff so I miss out on the comedic connection, but the way its edited works and is fun.

He needs to find new material though its been years.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 02:15 PM (dfIr7)

235 Boob to boob.

Sydney Sweeney Defiantly Praises Dolly Parton Amidst American Eagle Ad Backlash

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 14, 2025 02:16 PM (L/fGl)

236 Yeah I know almost none of that stuff so I miss out on the comedic connection, but the way its edited works and is fun.

He needs to find new material though its been years.

The one of Henry Cavill saying F*** is from The Witcher.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2025 02:16 PM (Riz8t)

237 Here is gay kitteh with Uganda politician, set to music

https://tinyurl.com/mtkexy4k

Posted by: kallisto at August 14, 2025 02:17 PM (6z+Zw)

238 They have to put their hands on their hips.
They have to stomp one of their feet.

Posted by: It's the Gay Way at August 14, 2025 02:17 PM (QQenh)

239 It's not the oldest meaning of gay as in "carefree and light hearted" and I don't know how many are actually gay as in homosexual However , you are correct, Ace. It is "foolish and stupid " which is another meaning for the word gay.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2025 02:18 PM (2GCMq)

240 Gay people who hate when people say gay are so gay.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 14, 2025 02:18 PM (PzXaK)

241 They have to put their hands on their hips.
They have to stomp one of their feet.
Posted by: It's the Gay Way at August 14, 2025 02:17 PM (QQenh)
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Voi! La!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 14, 2025 02:19 PM (WvZaB)

242 Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent is calling for a single-stock trading ban in Congress.

If and only if the prohibition only applies to members of congress and their immediate family members.

Or you could just repeal whatever provision it is that allows Congresscritters to commit insider trading without getting fined and jailed for it.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 14, 2025 02:19 PM (a+4eV)

243 Sandwich Slinger...

Just another funny meme video.

Until you realize that this is Your Betters.

The people we must obey. The people who overrule congress and court alike. The people who are, body and soul, Our Democracy.

Bunch of faggety-assed Hoagie Huckers from stem to stern.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2025 02:20 PM (EctuH)

244 I left before they made it mandatory.

Posted by: Zombie Bob Hope at August 14, 2025 02:20 PM (wVcYX)

245 Even when you express empathy for the plight of the young, they tell you it is not enough. I ask them how many property tax increases they have voted for.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 14, 2025 02:20 PM (kUxzU)

246 Lime Green Dildos was the garage band name for the group that would go on to be known as The Sex Pistols.

Posted by: Music Nerd at August 14, 2025 02:20 PM (QQenh)

247 We have approval!!

Whew. That was close.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2025 02:20 PM (+WEa1)

248 Sandwich Slinger

Hoagie Hucker

Po' Boy Pitcher

Grinder Gaffer

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 14, 2025 02:21 PM (WvZaB)

249 Gay people who hate when people say gay are so gay.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 14, 2025 02:18 PM (PzXaK)

. . . are the luckiest people, in the world.

Posted by: Babs Streisand at August 14, 2025 02:21 PM (wVcYX)

250 Hmmm.

Single Stock Trading Ban. Interesting.

So an ETF that's 99.99999% whatever is fine then.

Buckle up.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2025 02:21 PM (EctuH)

251 We'll have a gay old time.

Posted by: Yabba Dabba Do! at August 14, 2025 02:22 PM (QQenh)

252 Even when you express empathy for the plight of the young, they tell you it is not enough. I ask them how many property tax increases they have voted for.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

They wouldn't know what you were talking about. But they sure did vote for those three new parks & the library.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2025 02:22 PM (Bs2bL)

253 Fake And Gay…It’s what’s for dinner!

Posted by: Big Green Dildos at August 14, 2025 02:23 PM (ObR6G)

254 So that ex-DOJ staffer in pink couldn’t afford a better sandwich than a Subway, ffs?

prolly not many mom and pop delis in that DC neighborhood though

Posted by: kallisto at August 14, 2025 02:23 PM (6z+Zw)

255 House speaker Johnson's reaction to banning stock trading as a congressman: that takes away from the attraction to the job.

Yes. Yes, that's the point, Dick.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 02:23 PM (dfIr7)

256 Here's video of the sub thrower. He really works himself up for a long time, then did something he'll regret for the rest of his life. The best part is the bros who filmed it. They're just laughing at him.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/cWa7r4B3ihg?feature=share

Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2025 02:01 PM (Riz8t)
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Nothing says donk badass like having a pink frilly shirt and a pair of skinny shorts. NOTHING.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 14, 2025 02:04 PM (17s+e)
*******
LMAO. I am so glad Judge Jeanine charged him with a felony and Pam Bondi fired him.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 14, 2025 02:13 PM (NpAcC)
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Where was Jussie? This is hilarious. Ace, this deserves a post, if I may suggest as much. It's a flamingly gay white dude (probably affluent) ranting impotently like a, well, faggot ... while a bunch of black dudes laugh at him. Odds that drugs were involved? High.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2025 02:24 PM (iFTx/)

257 255 House speaker Johnson's reaction to banning stock trading as a congressman: that takes away from the attraction to the job.

Yes. Yes, that's the point, Dick.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 02:23 PM (dfIr7)

You're shitting me. He actually said that?

And he wasn't joking or intentionally being a dick?

Ooof.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2025 02:24 PM (EctuH)

258 Sub tosser was charged with a felony.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2025 02:24 PM (JO9xq)

259 A couple of gay dating apps are warning that if the Supreme Court overturns the decision forcing states to do homosexual "weddings" then they'll dump all the Republican politicians using them to troll for mens.

Um what are you waiting for? Do it now. I have no idea how that's supposed to concern the supreme court unless maybe one of them is on there, but do it, we want that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 02:25 PM (dfIr7)

260 Hey Texas dems your fake and gay and your shit is all fucked up...

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 14, 2025 02:25 PM (VPPG8)

261 I liked it better when gay meant " light, happy and carefree" as in "don we now our gay apparel" from the Christmas song and didn't mean men dressing in women's clothing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2025 02:25 PM (2GCMq)

262 Poor Subway.

They're never in the news for something nice.

Peter file spokesman.
Jussie.
Some psycho murder a year or two ago (lit someone on fire, or something?)
Now it's the Gaped Crusader fighting crime one foot at a time.

That poor, poor company.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2025 02:27 PM (EctuH)

263 House speaker Johnson's reaction to banning stock trading as a congressman: that takes away from the attraction to the job.

Yes. Yes, that's the point, Dick.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

What pisses me off the most? POTUS has to put his money in a blind trust while he's president. For a max of 8 years.

But these cocksuckers can be in congress for 30+ years and get to insider trade.

No motherfucker. While you are in Congress, your entire portfolio is in a blind trust. When you get out, then you can play the market.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2025 02:27 PM (Bs2bL)

264 256 Here's video of the sub thrower. He really works himself up for a long time, then did something he'll regret for the rest of his life. The best part is the bros who filmed it. They're just laughing at him.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/cWa7r4B3ihg?feature=share

Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2025 02:01 PM (Riz8t)
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Nothing says donk badass like having a pink frilly shirt and a pair of skinny shorts. NOTHING.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 14, 2025 02:04 PM (17s+e)

I totally lost it about 1:25 in. Damn!!

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 14, 2025 02:27 PM (PzXaK)

265 Ace is gay?
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2025 02:11 PM

He's just flamboyant.

Posted by: Liberace's Hairdresser at August 14, 2025 02:28 PM (jc0TO)

266 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 02:25 PM (dfIr7)

I find it difficult to conceive the Supreme Court overturning gay marriage.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2025 02:28 PM (2GCMq)

267 263 House speaker Johnson's reaction to banning stock trading as a congressman: that takes away from the attraction to the job.

Yes. Yes, that's the point, Dick.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

What pisses me off the most? POTUS has to put his money in a blind trust while he's president. For a max of 8 years.

But these cocksuckers can be in congress for 30+ years and get to insider trade.

No motherfucker. While you are in Congress, your entire portfolio is in a blind trust. When you get out, then you can play the market.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2025 02:27 PM (Bs2bL)

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I can't find this quote, by the way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 02:29 PM (GBKbO)

268 Sub tosser was charged with a felony.
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2025 02:24 PM (JO9xq)

He was 2 ft. away and full force hurled the sandwich. He deserved the ass whippin he likely received.

That dude was drunk as f*ck too.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2025 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

269 268 He was 2 ft. away and full force hurled the sandwich. He deserved the ass whippin he likely received.

That dude was drunk as f*ck too.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2025 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

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Attacking police who are otherwise ignoring you is not a smart move.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 02:29 PM (GBKbO)

270 A couple of gay dating apps are warning that if the Supreme Court overturns the decision forcing states to do homosexual "weddings" then they'll dump all the Republican politicians using them to troll for mens.

Um what are you waiting for? Do it now. I have no idea how that's supposed to concern the supreme court unless maybe one of them is on there, but do it, we want that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 02:25 PM

Now hold on, there, mister!

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at August 14, 2025 02:29 PM (kgE5c)

271 The democrats, the French Mistake party.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 14, 2025 02:30 PM (BbZ1G)

272
Attacking police who are otherwise ignoring you is not a smart move.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 02:29 PM (GBKbO)

They could've arrested him long before he threw the sandwich, but it's good they waited. The payoff is SOOOO much better.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2025 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)

273 A couple of gay dating apps are warning that if the Supreme Court overturns the decision forcing states to do homosexual "weddings" then they'll dump all the Republican politicians using them to troll for mens.

I mean, I don't care? It'll potentially be hilarious content for Ace, but beyond that nothing.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 14, 2025 02:30 PM (2ocoG)

274 I check Kirk Cousins news daily, cuz its fun. Today, the likely team that needs Kirk is the LA Rams cuz Matt Stafford's back is messing up. Kirk would be a good fit for the Rams. The guy is accurate under pressure.

Posted by: pudinhead at August 14, 2025 02:31 PM (W3T6M)

275 We still don't know what kind of sandwich that guy threw at the cop. I find this to be both fake, and dare I say it- gay.

Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2025 02:31 PM (AOsQT)

276 This little futtbucker knew exactly what he was doing. Watch him snapping out "pointing gestures" right next to that cop's head. Desperately trying to get his ass kicked on camera so it can become the next Big News Story, "Homosexual assaulted by Fascist Pigs".

What a dildo.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2025 02:31 PM (EctuH)

277 A couple of gay dating apps are warning that if the Supreme Court overturns the decision forcing states to do homosexual "weddings" then they'll dump all the Republican politicians using them to troll for mens.
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And they think this helps them

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2025 02:31 PM (yh2Fr)

278 174 As the BBC reports, "His friend called again, but this time Dennis didn't reply."

he was pining for the fjords

Posted by: anachronda at August 14, 2025 02:32 PM (v3pYe)

279 Sub chucker be teh ghey.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 14, 2025 02:32 PM (nNkxN)

280 How many of said Republicans are married to men? Ooooops

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2025 02:32 PM (yh2Fr)

281 Attacking police who are otherwise ignoring you is not a smart move.
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Especially if you work for DoJ. What a fuck head.

Posted by: pudinhead at August 14, 2025 02:32 PM (W3T6M)

282 House speaker Johnson's reaction to banning stock trading as a congressman: that takes away from the attraction to the job.

Good. I've often thought that "public service" should be as palatable as jury duty.

Posted by: Halfhand at August 14, 2025 02:32 PM (NtvU0)

283 In my wildest dreams would I ever have considered even coming anywhere NEAR acting like the gay fag that hurled the sandwich at the cops. This is what the left builds. Unrest. No fear from authority, if you're on the correct side. That dude in no way ever figured he would get in any trouble whatsoever, right up to the moment the sub left his hand. Even then, I'm willing to bet he felt they wouldn't pursue him long enough to catch him.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2025 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

284 273 A couple of gay dating apps are warning that if the Supreme Court overturns the decision forcing states to do homosexual "weddings" then they'll dump all the Republican politicians using them to troll for mens.

I mean, I don't care? It'll potentially be hilarious content for Ace, but beyond that nothing.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 14, 2025 02:30 PM (2ocoG)

Three of the top four congressmutants in terms of beating the S&P on their investments are GOP.

I still thoroughly support stopping them.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2025 02:32 PM (EctuH)

285 276 This little futtbucker knew exactly what he was doing. Watch him snapping out "pointing gestures" right next to that cop's head. Desperately trying to get his ass kicked on camera so it can become the next Big News Story, "Homosexual assaulted by Fascist Pigs".

What a dildo.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2025 02:31 PM (EctuH)

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*fired from fed job and 18 months later after having served time in prison*

"Well, now I'll be fetted and celebrated on the lefty circuit."

*Trump has broken the leftist money machine even more, and there's no money left to support people like him.*

"What have I done?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 02:32 PM (GBKbO)

286 I find it difficult to conceive the Supreme Court overturning gay marriage.

Apparently one of the guys who has been attacked for not making a cake or something has taken it to the Supreme Court, and people are saying it could happen. I agree it ought to but I don't see it either.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 02:33 PM (dfIr7)

287 284 Three of the top four congressmutants in terms of beating the S&P on their investments are GOP.

I still thoroughly support stopping them.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2025 02:32 PM (EctuH)

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I believe one is Dan Crenshaw who I've been hoping would get defeated in primaries and general elections for years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 02:33 PM (GBKbO)

288 Nood

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 14, 2025 02:33 PM (N1tpc)

289 Nothing says donk badass like having a pink frilly shirt and a pair of skinny shorts. NOTHING.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 14, 2025 02:04 PM (17s+e)

I totally lost it about 1:25 in. Damn!!
Posted by: WitchDoktor

Dude doesn't know what a fascist is. A real fascist would have just shot him where he stood.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2025 02:34 PM (Bs2bL)

290 He must have been drunk because what kind of sober person throws a sandwich at cops?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2025 02:34 PM (2GCMq)

291 Ace is gay?
Posted by: nurse ratched
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He's just flamboyant.
Posted by: Liberace's Hairdresser

Lack of GAINZZZZZ keeps him out of that Light category.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 14, 2025 02:34 PM (QcUc+)

292 Drunk, stupid and gay is no way to go through life dude.

Posted by: Case at August 14, 2025 02:35 PM (iwlvf)

293 On Twixxer:

Logan Hall @loganclarkhall

“Fascism is when you arrest criminals”
“Fascism is when you have borders”
“Fascism is when you enforce laws”

Do you think liberals realize what they are doing here?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 02:35 PM (dfIr7)

294 Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 14, 2025 02:04 PM (17s+e)

It didn't look like a particularly frilly shirt- just pink.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2025 02:35 PM (2GCMq)

295 I believe one is Dan Crenshaw who I've been hoping would get defeated in primaries and general elections for years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 02:33 PM (GBKbO)

I think he's top 10. I can't remember. I just remember the top four were a dem I've never heard of, and three GOPs I've never heard of. And now I don't remember where I saw it.

Might have been a list based on percentage, not total gains. I don't know. Graphs are dumb.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2025 02:35 PM (EctuH)

296 DEM DOLLARS DRYING UP BIG TIME
LET THE WAILING AND GNASHING OF TEETH BEGIN

USAID! DEAD
NGO KICKBACKS! DEAD
CARTEL BUCKS! DEAD
STATE TAX RESOURCES ! DEAD
ILLEGALS REMITTANCES! DEAD

LOOK FOR SOME BANKS TO GO DOWN WHEN THE CARTEL IS DEFEATED

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 14, 2025 02:36 PM (VPPG8)

297 If you're going to throw food at someone, I might suggest a canned ham.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 14, 2025 02:36 PM (L/fGl)

298 295 Graphs are dumb.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2025 02:35 PM (EctuH)

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The real action is Venn Diagrams.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 02:37 PM (GBKbO)

299 >He must have been drunk because what kind of sober person throws a sandwich at cops?
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especially a really good sandwich
what if that had been a meatball sub

Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2025 02:40 PM (AOsQT)

300
The Runaway Democrats' Plan for Returning to Texas While Claiming a Victory Is, Get This, Fake and Gay

What?

Has "Gay and Laaaammmmmmeeeeeee" been retired?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 14, 2025 03:05 PM (Tv15w)

301 So, the WNBA version of the passive aggressiveness would be a green dildo?

Posted by: wferrin at August 14, 2025 04:41 PM (lCdHU)

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