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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Open Thread: Hitting a Bullet With a BulletA museum holds two Civil War bullets that had apparently struck each other in flight and fused together as a single mass. Smarter Every Day tried to replicate this, using electronically-fired guns to get the almost-impossible timing right. It's all interesting, and they hit a lot of bullets, but the neatest impact is at 21:40.Here's another one: Firing an AK-47 underwater. Spoiler: It fires, but the bullet loses all speed after about six feet and I don't think it would penetrate flesh after two. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Neat
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 01, 2025 12:22 PM (N1tpc) 2
Good afternoon Ace and everyone
Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2025 12:22 PM (+qU29) 3
Since it's labor day, the first isn't that impressive, but I even read the content.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 01, 2025 12:22 PM (N1tpc) 4
First
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at September 01, 2025 12:22 PM (pLaQB) 5
Spoiler: It fires, but the bullet loses all speed after about six feet and I don't think it would penetrate flesh after two.
Posted by: Ace at 12:20 PM Yeah, underwater gun fights would never work. You don't have to get very deep underwater to be safe from bullets. Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 01, 2025 12:23 PM (N1tpc) 6
Mythbusters did the underwater ballistic tests, no bullet gets much velocity underwater.
Saving Private Ryan failed Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2025 12:23 PM (+qU29) 7
So how are all you Socialists doing today?
I am working at home Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2025 12:24 PM (+qU29) 8
Afternoon, Ace.
Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2025 12:25 PM (77rzZ) 9
The Russians do have a semi-auto firearm that shoots darts underwater. Each cartridge is about six inches long.
Effective range I do not know. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 01, 2025 12:25 PM (/lPRQ) 10
Since it's a little early for Weasel-san these days, and since this is a gun thread, remember:
1. Focus on Fundamentals 2. Replenish your fungible supplies 3. Watch case size <= 42mm Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 01, 2025 12:25 PM (0sNs1) 11
Y'ever fight through your day, using every trick you know, bobbing and weaving like prime Ali, only to find you wind up right where you started?
https://tinyurl.com/4rbjc42s Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at September 01, 2025 12:26 PM (pIfcn) 12
You don't have to get very deep underwater to be safe from bullets.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 01, 2025 12:23 PM "Do you feel lucky, punk? Well, do ya??" Posted by: Det. Harry Callahan at September 01, 2025 12:27 PM (0sNs1) 13
Mythbusters did the underwater ballistic tests, no bullet gets much velocity underwater.
Saving Private Ryan failed They did a .50 cal and the bullet just disintegrated when it hit the water. It's not really surprising since water is incompressible at such speeds. Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2025 12:29 PM (Riz8t) Posted by: rhomboid at September 01, 2025 12:29 PM (U/Byj) 15
Bullet Cafe for Labor Day! Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 01, 2025 12:29 PM (5kyvu) 16
We can show you how to fire a bullet underwater.
Posted by: Crew of SSN21 USS SEAWOLF at September 01, 2025 12:30 PM (XQo4F) 17
from the previous thread:
164 Is Ace taking the day off? Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2025 12:18 PM (77rzZ) ; ) Posted by: m at September 01, 2025 12:30 PM (aURVT) 18
We can show you how to fire a bullet underwater.
Posted by: Crew of SSN21 USS SEAWOLF at September 01, 2025 12:30 PM (XQo4F) Given it's the Navy, I have no doubt they have significant experience with bullet-shaped objects. Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2025 12:31 PM (QZThv) 19
Skip, I always sorta wondered about that part of the D-Day scene, which is otherwise justly famous for its verisimilitude. Well, apart from the hilarious error of having the log obstacles canted the wrong way.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 01, 2025 12:31 PM (U/Byj) 20
> You don't have to get very deep underwater to be safe from bullets.
-------- Except for that pesky thing about coming up for air. Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 01, 2025 12:31 PM (Q4IgG) 21
rhomboid the AoSHq clock says its afternoon
Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2025 12:31 PM (+qU29) 22
"You also talked about Iowa, but you didn’t talk about the fact Ken Martin sent 30,000 volunteers there. In fact, every time we have won one of these elections, the DNC has been there. Every single one of these local wins the DNC has been there asking the campaign: hoe can we help?"
-- Ariella Elm @ariellaelm.bsky.social Great typo! Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 01, 2025 12:32 PM (0sNs1) 23
To recreate the bullet-bullet impact properly, one would best use Civil War type .58 caliber soft lead Minie projectiles, not jacketed hard modern ones. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 01, 2025 12:32 PM (ES1Rb) 24
Those tanks they test-fire guns into to determine if a bullet came out of a specific weapon aren't very large, so if you're going to fire at Greta's flotilla below the waterline, use a torpedo or mine.
Posted by: Das Limpet at September 01, 2025 12:32 PM (G5+As) 25
https://tinyurl.com/yj8yfmz4 I'm still not certain these are real. Let's gene splice wings on them. For Science! For Fauci! Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at September 01, 2025 12:32 PM (pIfcn) 26
Because of the long weekend, the screaming hasn't started yet about barring illegals from Section 8 housing.
Oregon Public Radio did do a puff piece on Afghans in Oregon - it's just terrible that the Federal funding for Afghan-centric organizations has been reduced, and did you know that each and every Afghan in Oregon worked for the US Army in Afghanistan? And the meanie US government should stop asking questions about whether some Afghans perhaps do not have legal residence here. The best quote: Another part of the battle for ASN [the local Afghan organization], Haqiqi said, is countering a narrative that immigrants are a burden on the system. He points to people in the organization, including himself, who are working to become doctors, lawyers and other trained professionals. The North Korean Central News Agency could not do better propaganda than OPB. Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 01, 2025 12:32 PM (xTIDn) 27
Delurking to say Happy Not Laboring Day! Participant since 2008; lurker since bicuspid aortic valve made its presence evident.
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at September 01, 2025 12:32 PM (caMfM) 28
CBS had Noem on yesterday to talk about the case against Maryland Man and then simply didn't air the parts where she was describing and documenting his crimes. You'd think with all the settlements networks have had to make since the March for Life kid that they'd be more subtle about it.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2025 12:33 PM (QZThv) 29
You don't have to get very deep underwater to be safe from bullets.
-------- Except for that pesky thing about coming up for air. It was fine until they banned plastic straws - long ones. Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2025 12:33 PM (Riz8t) 30
Skip, on the left coast, and still haven't adopted the connecticut-with-morning-coffee habit.
Semi-Literate beat me to it. Minie balls ain't much like modern FMJ. Posted by: rhomboid at September 01, 2025 12:33 PM (U/Byj) 31
One gun thread a week is one too many!
Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard graduate at September 01, 2025 12:33 PM (0sNs1) 32
Afternoon Ace
You're all just small genitaled racist homophobic fascist gun freaks. - your average Karen AWFL Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2025 12:36 PM (ipRl8) 33
Hathcock or somebody like that managed to neatly shoot an enemy sniper right through the rifle scope and into his brain cavity. That kinda sucks, I betcha.
Another trope or meme was CW soldiers so confused or frightened they couldn’t recall if they had fired their muzzle loading rifle or not. 2 or 3 charges and bullets loaded right on top of each other Posted by: Common Tater at September 01, 2025 12:37 PM (aRbAR) 34
I always sorta wondered about that part of the D-Day scene, which is otherwise justly famous for its verisimilitude.
- I like verisimilitude with clam sauce. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at September 01, 2025 12:37 PM (L/fGl) 35
I know zero about guns, but I think I know this: When firing underwater, gas ejection may not be enough force to clear the chamber and jams are likely.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at September 01, 2025 12:38 PM (pIfcn) 36
Rosie apologized for misgendering the tranny in Minnesota. She and all other AWFLs are insufferable
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2025 12:38 PM (ipRl8) 37
I have a gub!
Posted by: Fielding Mellish at September 01, 2025 12:38 PM (G5+As) 38
Given it's the Navy, I have no doubt they have significant experience with bullet-shaped objects.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2025 12:31 PM (QZThv) Bacon torpedoes. Posted by: Approach aft-side and closing! squeee at September 01, 2025 12:39 PM (TbWk/) 39
Hathcock or somebody like that managed to neatly shoot an enemy sniper right through the rifle scope and into his brain cavity. That kinda sucks, I betcha.
=== All that glass in the wound makes it harder to recover. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 01, 2025 12:39 PM (/lPRQ) 40
Hathcock or somebody like that managed to neatly shoot an enemy sniper right through the rifle scope and into his brain cavity. That kinda sucks, I betcha.
I think Mythbusters did that one too. Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2025 12:39 PM (QZThv) 41
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I like verisimilitude with clam sauce. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at September 01, 2025 12:37 PM (L/fGl) But only if it's fresh. Posted by: Gets a bit pungent otherwise at September 01, 2025 12:40 PM (TbWk/) 42
#37, still a classic scene.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 01, 2025 12:40 PM (U/Byj) 43
One gun thread a week is one too many!
Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard graduate at September 01, 2025 12:33 PM (0sNs1) On the other hand, every thread eventually turns into a boob thread. Coincidence? I think not! Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 01, 2025 12:41 PM (Z57+l) 44
It's better if you get the sauce directly from the clam.
Posted by: The WNBA at September 01, 2025 12:42 PM (QZThv) 45
I do wonder how they got the wood obstacles wrong - it's pretty clear from the still photos of the beaches which way they were oriented. Especially when, reportedly, Spielberg pressed the set design/whatever they're called people to be absolutely accurate with their stuff.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 01, 2025 12:42 PM (U/Byj) 46
Bullets can do weird things.
Posted by: Zombie JFK, WhoreMonger at September 01, 2025 12:42 PM (R/m4+) Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 01, 2025 12:43 PM (/lPRQ) 48
I do wonder how they got the wood obstacles wrong - it's pretty clear from the still photos of the beaches which way they were oriented. Especially when, reportedly, Spielberg pressed the set design/whatever they're called people to be absolutely accurate with their stuff.
Spielberg's aim with that movie was to call Republicans Nazis, everything else was gravy. Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2025 12:43 PM (QZThv) 49
Speaking of firearms, you all remember that homo drug dealer in Wyoming a while back who got murdered by his drug dealing associates, Matthew Shepard? The media seemed to have time to cover that to the extent we all remember him. Catholic school kids shot by a troon, not so much.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at September 01, 2025 12:43 PM (L/fGl) 50
Did someone say “boob thread?”
Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2025 12:43 PM (77rzZ) 51
49 Speaking of firearms, you all remember that homo drug dealer in Wyoming a while back who got murdered by his drug dealing associates, Matthew Shepard? The media seemed to have time to cover that to the extent we all remember him. Catholic school kids shot by a troon, not so much.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at September 01, 2025 12:43 PM (L/fGl) And they still trot out that lie from time to time. They don't even remotely try to hide their bias but will deny it all day long. Posted by: Gaslight Media at September 01, 2025 12:45 PM (TbWk/) 52
It's the Boy Scout jamboree hike through occupied Normandy that ends my movie these days.
Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2025 12:45 PM (+qU29) 53
I do wonder how they got the wood obstacles wrong - it's pretty clear from the still photos of the beaches which way they were oriented. Especially when, reportedly, Spielberg pressed the set design/whatever they're called people to be absolutely accurate with their stuff.
Posted by: rhomboid You'd think they would just go by the German WWII field manual for field fortifications and obstacles. Surely there are copies out there... Or used a modern one. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 01, 2025 12:46 PM (/lPRQ) 54
Catholic school kids shot by a troon, not so much.
The New York Times literally just ran a story that we may never know the Minneapolis shooter's motives. I don't think they understand that it's a meme so it gets even more derision when they do it now. Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2025 12:46 PM (QZThv) 55
33 There were battlefield pickups of rifles with four or five charges in them. Also many cases of ram rods being left in and sent down range, rendering the rifle pretty useless.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 01, 2025 12:46 PM (gm9Sb) 56
Wait. I thought the Gun Thread was yesterday.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2025 12:46 PM (0KhfU) 57
The Section 8 action is important, part of a package of moves, but the most important clock still ticks awaiting serious action on the most important problem: the jobs magnet. Employer perp walks. Which would do more to reduce illegal numbers over time than any other single enforcement step.
There are non-disruptive approaches and strategeries in their hands, but so far bupkis. Same small number of individual enforcements, like the WI meatpacker, that have happened for years, even during the obamanation. Only tea leaves to read so far, like the remarks at the Iowa rally, very very discouraging. Posted by: rhomboid at September 01, 2025 12:47 PM (U/Byj) 58
Wait. I thought the Gun Thread was yesterday.
Today is a duplicate Sunday so it's fine. CBD will be along soon to tell us more about maple syrup. Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2025 12:47 PM (QZThv) 59
On a happier note, and speaking of sharpshooting . . .
Watch: Charlie Woods Gets Hole in One in Junior Players Championship at TPC Sawgrass https://is.gd/sQXIMX Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at September 01, 2025 12:48 PM (L/fGl) 60
What bothers me is that Fred MacMurray was quite a tall man. How did he manage to have four TV sons that were shrimps? Was his late wife a midget?
Posted by: TV Facts and Foibles at September 01, 2025 12:48 PM (G5+As) 61
60 What bothers me is that Fred MacMurray was quite a tall man. How did he manage to have four TV sons that were shrimps? Was his late wife a midget?
Posted by: TV Facts and Foibles at September 01, 2025 12:48 PM (G5+As) ________ William Frawley was the real father. Posted by: Eeyore at September 01, 2025 12:50 PM (s0JqF) 62
What bothers me is that Fred MacMurray was quite a tall man. How did he manage to have four TV sons that were shrimps? Was his late wife a midget?
The kids were indeed his wife's. But not his. Posted by: The Paolo's grandfather at September 01, 2025 12:50 PM (QZThv) 63
At 5m depth, the APS is considered to have an effective range of 30m, decreasing to 11m at a depth of 40m
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 01, 2025 12:50 PM (/lPRQ) 64
60 I blame Flubber. Glad the EPA banned that shit.
Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2025 12:50 PM (77rzZ) 65
I think there was a scene in Gallipoli where the Australian soldiers dived into the water to avoid a Turkish fusillade.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2025 12:50 PM (Ptkiu) 66
58 Sorry, Weasel, I missed you yesterday. I just bought a 9X23 Schnitzelgruben Macedonian pistol carbine. Genuine Corinthian leather on the straps and holster. Academy Sports doesn't have ammo, where can I go?
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 01, 2025 12:51 PM (gm9Sb) 67
"Supercavitating" projectiles, including bullets, reportedly can retain velocity through quite a long distance of water, like hundreds of feet. It's the shape of the projectile nose trapping a bubble of air in front that does it. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 01, 2025 12:51 PM (0B+OF) 68
In WWII, the Japanese designed their shells to retain as much velocity as possible, when "diving" so as to damage ships under the belts. Worked OK, but the kind of long range daylight action never happened on a large scale.
Posted by: Eeyore at September 01, 2025 12:51 PM (s0JqF) 69
What bothers me is that Fred MacMurray was quite a tall man. How did he manage to have four TV sons that were shrimps? Was his late wife a midget?
He often played a bad guy, e.g. Lt. Tom Keefer in the Caine Mutiny. Fred MacMurray played "bad guy" roles, notably the manipulative insurance agent Walter Neff in the film noir classic Double Indemnity (1944) and the slimeball Jeff Sheldrake in The Apartment (1960). Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2025 12:52 PM (Riz8t) 70
Spoiler: It fires, but the bullet loses all speed after about six feet and I don't think it would penetrate flesh after two.
Posted by: Ace at 12:20 PM Don't take a gun to a spear fight. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 01, 2025 12:52 PM (snZF9) Posted by: Lion fish at September 01, 2025 12:53 PM (Riz8t) 72
Reminds me of the old time travel conundrum: you go back in time and shoot your grandfather dead before he meets your grandmother, but you don’t disappear. Guess what?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2025 12:53 PM (Ptkiu) 73
Here's something that occurs to me. We often talk about how bad education has gotten here, and tend to point to Women's Studies and the like. But really, haven't MBA programs shown themselves to be just as useless, but the name disguises that?
Posted by: Eeyore at September 01, 2025 12:53 PM (s0JqF) 74
Remember, if Hathcock had the enemy in his scope, the enemy sniper was also looking right down Hathcock's. Hathcock pulled the trigger first.
Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 01, 2025 12:54 PM (GYt5+) 75
Spoiler: It fires, but the bullet loses all speed after about six feet and I don't think it would penetrate flesh after two.
Which is why the most effective water-borne weapon is a rapey dolphin. Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2025 12:54 PM (QZThv) 76
At one time, Fred MacMurray was the highest-paid actor in Hollywood.
Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2025 12:54 PM (77rzZ) 77
https://tinyurl.com/yj8yfmz4
I'm still not certain these are real. Let's gene splice wings on them. For Science! For Fauci! Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at September 01, 2025 12:32 PM (pIfcn) What an annoying presenter. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2025 12:54 PM (WgwvV) 78
Remember, Ernie was adopted.
Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2025 12:55 PM (77rzZ) Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at September 01, 2025 12:55 PM (pIfcn) 80
Seven Dead, 37 Injured After Weekend of Violence in Chicago as Mayor Pushes Back Against Trump’s Plan to Send Federal Agents...
BUT WAIT - The holiday weekend isn't over yet! Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 01, 2025 12:55 PM (/lPRQ) Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 01, 2025 12:55 PM (mlg/3) 82
We often talk about how bad education has gotten here, and tend to point to Women's Studies and the like. But really, haven't MBA programs shown themselves to be just as useless, but the name disguises that?
MBA programs are also terrible, but they aren't directly impairing the birth rate so they tend to get less negative press. Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2025 12:55 PM (QZThv) 83
MBA degrees are not useless; they are imbecilically destructive!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2025 12:56 PM (Ptkiu) 84
Spearguns for the underwater win!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2025 12:57 PM (Ptkiu) 85
On the other hand, Tom Bosley was 5'6", which is why the tall Chuck Cunningham had to be written out of the show.
Posted by: Off to College, My Ass! at September 01, 2025 12:57 PM (G5+As) 86
I'm still not certain these are real. Let's gene splice wings on them. For Science! For Fauci!
Can we splice wings on beagles and then send them after Fauci? Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2025 12:57 PM (QZThv) 87
Delurking to say Happy Not Laboring Day! Participant since 2008; lurker since bicuspid aortic valve made its presence evident.
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at September 01, 2025 12:32 PM (caMfM) I remember your nic! Hope the heart issue gets fixed. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2025 12:57 PM (WgwvV) 88
Trump’s got an MBA, no?
Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2025 12:57 PM (77rzZ) 89
Wow, never knew there was such a thing as the Association of Genocide Scholars.
Surprise! They had some kind of vote/seance or something and, you'll never believe it, found that Israel is guilty of genocide in Gaza! The replacement of serious inquiry with farcical politix in almost all fields and institutions, world-wide, is still breath-taking, if one is old enough to remember a different world. Posted by: rhomboid at September 01, 2025 12:57 PM (U/Byj) Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at September 01, 2025 12:57 PM (pIfcn) 91
Speaking of sharpshooting . . .
A "normal" teenage sleepover ended in bloodshed for a 16-year-old girl in Missouri earlier this month, with cops saying she was "shot in the throat" and killed by a 21-year-old woman while "fixing her friend's hair" at a vanity, according to prosecutors. Bailey Lewis, of Lenexa, is charged with second-degree felony murder in the killing of Traelynn Sibley, a Grandview High School student who was just days away from starting her junior year when Lewis gunned her down at a home in the 3600 block of Norton Avenue on Aug. 9, according to the Jackson County Prosecutor's Office. The fatal shooting was allegedly carried out by Lewis as she drove past the residence. Cops say she was targeting someone else inside the home who had a "falling out" with her after Lewis allegedly let the person get "jumped" at a gas station months earlier, among other things. - I know what you racists are thinking but everyone involved was a cracker. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at September 01, 2025 12:58 PM (L/fGl) 92
Another trope or meme was CW soldiers so confused or frightened they couldn’t recall if they had fired their muzzle loading rifle or not. 2 or 3 charges and bullets loaded right on top of each other
Posted by: Common Tater They wanted to do a civil war themed paintball scenario where you would muzzle load each paintball and fire it. We put the kibash on it because those idiots would get in such a rush, they would have forgotten to remove their ramrod when they fired. It's one thing to play lawn darts in war. Another thing to do it in a recreational game. Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2025 12:58 PM (cr7L+) 93
Heyjackass. Com has Chicago at 8 dead 46 wounded as of 8am this morning. The weekend commenced 12 Fri afternoon and goes to 6am Tues. The avg is 11 dead for this holiday weekend. You can do it Chicago make Conehead and Lardass proud, and show that Trump what you can do
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2025 12:59 PM (ipRl8) 94
Elmer Keith would take bullet out of a .22 cartridges then glue the cartridges into .44 hollow points and fire them at boulders (big rocks).
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2025 12:59 PM (KT67S) 95
Sorry, Weasel, I missed you yesterday. I just bought a 9X23 Schnitzelgruben Macedonian pistol carbine. Genuine Corinthian leather on the straps and holster. Academy Sports doesn't have ammo, where can I go?
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 01, 2025 12:51 PM (gm9Sb) If it is an old-timey antique, it probably uses 9mm Largo. DO NOT try modern 9x23 Winchester in it, which is loaded to very high pressure for a even a modern pistol caliber. Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 01, 2025 12:59 PM (Z57+l) 96
I'd of been 91st but Bilwis posted boobs.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2025 01:00 PM (2WIwB) 97
I know what you racists are thinking but everyone involved was a cracker.
Looks half-and-half in the picture I just Googled. Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2025 01:00 PM (QZThv) Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2025 01:00 PM (cr7L+) Posted by: Dreamingrobot at September 01, 2025 01:00 PM (saXh0) 100
A semi-related tale, a troopie in Viet Nam had to drop a deuce and went off trail a ways to do so.
He was doing his business when a small squad of NVA marched right by him, and stopped for the night, within a few feet of him. He dared not move, he thought for sure they would hear his heart beating loudly. The next morning they left. He could not stand or move his lower half. His legs were locked up from squatting for so long, all he could do was fall over Posted by: Common Tater at September 01, 2025 01:01 PM (aRbAR) 101
As of 7AM CDT, according to heyjackass.com, 8 KIA 46 wounded in Chiraq.
This compares with a total of 9 KIA 27 wounded for Labor Day weekend 2024. So Pritzker and the racist retard "mayor" are right - they're holding steady with the same level of idiotic mayhem as last year. Highly recommend visiting that site. Posted by: rhomboid at September 01, 2025 01:01 PM (U/Byj) 102
33 Another trope or meme was CW soldiers so confused or frightened they couldn’t recall if they had fired their muzzle loading rifle or not. 2 or 3 charges and bullets loaded right on top of each other Posted by: Common Tater at September 01, 2025 12:37 PM ---- I read a description of muskets recovered from the Gettysburg battlefield shortly after it took place. There were a number with multiple loads. The maximum was something like thirty., which must have nearly filled the barrel. The absolute fear and adrenaline they must have experienced. I would assume the percussion cap nipple was either blocked, or they just kept forgetting to put a cap on there. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 01, 2025 01:01 PM (0B+OF) 103
Bullets hitting bullets.
Pppfffttt... One of the geezers knocked my ball off the green a few weeks ago. Bastard. That was a birdie putt too. Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2025 01:02 PM (2WIwB) 104
It's one thing to play lawn darts in war. Another thing to do it in a recreational game.
Posted by: rickb223 The Home Guard was handing out Jarts to all Japanese civilians, starting in June, 1945. The Bomb(s) prevented untold horror! Posted by: To The Last Lawn at September 01, 2025 01:03 PM (G5+As) 105
Elmer Keith would take bullet out of a .22 cartridges then glue the cartridges into .44 hollow points and fire them at boulders (big rocks).
Posted by: Braenyard I wonder if you could fit a 209 shotgun primer or a magnum rifle primer in the tip? Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2025 01:03 PM (cr7L+) 106
Smell the Glove beat me to it with the heyjackass.com update.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 01, 2025 01:03 PM (U/Byj) 107
I sensed a disturbance. Monday Gun Thread! And I didn't have to do anything! Thanks Ace!
Posted by: Weasel at September 01, 2025 01:04 PM (dmH0a) 108
Never heard a girthy bullet being called a THICC BOI but i love it and will henceforth call 'em that.
Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord! at September 01, 2025 01:06 PM (kpS4V) 109
Pursuant to the discussion in the previous thread, it seems that India may be starting to get the message.
NEW: Trump says India offering to cut all tariffs in US trade agreement India has "now offered to cut their Tariffs to nothing," Trump said, but indicated "it's getting late." https://is.gd/vv2gZA Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2025 01:07 PM (Riz8t) 110
80 Seven Dead, 37 Injured After Weekend of Violence in Chicago as Mayor Pushes Back Against Trump’s Plan to Send Federal Agents...
BUT WAIT - The holiday weekend isn't over yet! Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher -------------------- More importantly, and apparently requires them to screw up their courage another notch, is arresting the high echelon usurpers of the Constitution from the Obama and Biden administration. _Chicago Can Rot Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2025 01:07 PM (KT67S) 111
His 20 something girlfriend will be one of the cheerleaders...
Pete Thamel@PeteThamel Attendees expected tonight for Bill Belichick's UNC debut against TCU, per ESPN sources, include Michael Jordan, Mia Hamm, Lawrence Taylor, Julius Peppers, Eric Church, Chase Rice and Blake Snell. Hard to quantify the buzz here in Chapel Hill Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 01, 2025 01:08 PM (TGPs7) 112
92 Another trope or meme was CW soldiers so confused or frightened they couldn’t recall if they had fired their muzzle loading rifle or not. 2 or 3 charges and bullets loaded right on top of each other
Posted by: Common Tater They wanted to do a civil war themed paintball scenario where you would muzzle load each paintball and fire it. We put the kibash on it because those idiots would get in such a rush, they would have forgotten to remove their ramrod when they fired. It's one thing to play lawn darts in war. Another thing to do it in a recreational game. Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2025 12:58 PM (cr7L+) _______ In sailing days they would double shot and sometimes even triple shot their guns. Posted by: Eeyore at September 01, 2025 01:09 PM (s0JqF) 113
Trump with an interesting post about COVID drugs and vaccines, saying that industry has shown him incredible numbers that don't appear to have been shared with the CDC et al. He calls to resolve the questions about COVID drugs once and for all, as it is "ripping apart" CDC.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 01, 2025 01:09 PM (U/Byj) 114
Com has Chicago at 8 dead 46 wounded as of 8am this morning.
- A grim milestone of the Sitz-Pritzker administration. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at September 01, 2025 01:09 PM (L/fGl) 115
Since the Civil War was brought up, I'll leave this tidbit. I'm reading a book now about Grant. He wrote in his memoirs, either after a particularly bloody battle at Shiloh or Vicksburg (I can't recall which), he tells of the shock of seeing all the dead men from both sides laying on the ground. Many dead, but some extremely wounded and moaning, close to death. And then he could hear the wild hogs coming onto the fields and going to those moaning, dying men and finishing them off. What a way to go...
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 01, 2025 01:10 PM (qBdHI) 116
98 Trump’s got an MBA, no?
Posted by: Bulg Yes. Wharton School of Business. Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2025 01:00 PM (cr7L+) _______ He's 79. Not exactly a product of current US education. Posted by: Eeyore at September 01, 2025 01:11 PM (s0JqF) 117
>>>I wonder if you could fit a 209 shotgun primer or a magnum rifle primer in the tip?
Posted by: rickb223 --------- Calipers? Micrometer? Drill Press? Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2025 01:11 PM (KT67S) 118
Trump has never used his MBA degree, except maybe to OK the COVID vaxx.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2025 01:12 PM (Ptkiu) 119
A little known fact about the Muslim slave trade in sub-Saharan Africa is that they routinely castrated all of the male slaves, 50% of whom died of blood loss or septic shock.
Someone should tell Lew Alcindor that he needs to change his name again. Posted by: Beverly at September 01, 2025 01:12 PM (Epeb0) 120
45 I do wonder how they got the wood obstacles wrong - it's pretty clear from the still photos of the beaches which way they were oriented. Especially when, reportedly, Spielberg pressed the set design/whatever they're called people to be absolutely accurate with their stuff. Posted by: rhomboid at September 01, 2025 12:42 PM ------ Maybe they were overcome by their artistic sensibilities. When the obstacles are correctly oriented, they "look wrong." A long rail slanting up from the sand to an x-shaped frame. Apparently landing craft would slide up the rail and stop, not the opposite, i.e. hit the frame which would be braced by the rail. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 01, 2025 01:12 PM (0B+OF) 121
96 I'd of been 91st but Bilwis posted boobs.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2025 01:00 PM (2WIwB) _______ We need more of that around here. Posted by: Eeyore at September 01, 2025 01:13 PM (s0JqF) 122
More importantly, and apparently requires them to screw up their courage another notch, is arresting the high echelon usurpers of the Constitution from the Obama and Biden administration.
_Chicago Can Rot Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2025 01:07 PM (KT67S) Well, what, 99% of the Chicago violence is thug on thug, right? I would say arresting minions of the Deep State is more important, especially since those minions are morally responsible for the kind of violence plaguing Chi-town and other blue cities. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2025 01:14 PM (WgwvV) 123
116 98 Trump’s got an MBA, no?
Posted by: Bulg Yes. Wharton School of Business. Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2025 01:00 PM (cr7L+) _______ He's 79. Not exactly a product of current US education. Posted by: Eeyore at September 01, 2025 01:11 PM (s0JqF) Also, not exactly the kind of guy who would be able to master social media and be the most effective political strategist in the world today, but here we are. Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 01, 2025 01:14 PM (0CU3H) 124
wonder if you could fit a 209 shotgun primer or a magnum rifle primer in the tip?
Posted by: rickb223 Why? Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 01, 2025 01:15 PM (/lPRQ) 125
The average descendants of American slaves don't care about Muslim slave traders. There's no money in it for them. The white devils must pay, pay, pay
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2025 01:15 PM (ipRl8) 126
Com has Chicago at 8 dead 46 wounded as of 8am this morning. They bought their Mayor. They knew what they were getting into. I say let 'em crash! Posted by: Jack Kirkpatrick at September 01, 2025 01:15 PM (63Dwl) 127
Which is why the most effective water-borne weapon is a rapey dolphin.
Posted by: Ian S. Ahem... Posted by: Otters at September 01, 2025 01:16 PM (IeaOd) 128
Ada_Lluch@Ada_Lluch
Greta Thunberg and all her ugly friends that were supposed to go to Gaza, came back to Barcelona during the night after sailing only 20 miles. They were hoping no one would realise their big scam. 😂 Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 01, 2025 01:16 PM (TGPs7) 129
>>> A little known fact about the Muslim slave trade in sub-Saharan Africa is that they routinely castrated all of the male slaves, 50% of whom died of blood loss or septic shock.
=== Ah, do it close to the source and save on transportation costs. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 01, 2025 01:16 PM (/lPRQ) 130
I couldn't do this again in a million tries.
Several years ago I shot a .22 pellet at a squirrel on my fence. About 7 yards. Grazed the back of his skull. He began jumping crazily, bleeding, all around my patio. A spit second after he went crazy I felt an impact on my shirt at waist level. I looked down; nothing there; went out and put the squirrel out of his misery. Came back inside and saw a deformed pellet where I took the shot thru my open patio door. I looked and found the pellet impact dent on a fence board with a smear of blood. The pellet bounced back at me in nearly the same plane. But I did not shoot at a right angle to the fence board! A crazy combination of slight deflection off the rodent's skull, angled impact off the board, back to my waist. Rare probability events do occur. Rarely. Posted by: Gref at September 01, 2025 01:17 PM (aBgBM) 131
wonder if you could fit a 209 shotgun primer or a magnum rifle primer in the tip?
Posted by: rickb223 Why? Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher 1. Extra pop when it hits something 2. Same reason Elmer Kieth put .22 rounds in the .44 magnum hollow point tips. Because we can. Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2025 01:17 PM (cr7L+) 132
75 Spoiler: It fires, but the bullet loses all speed after about six feet and I don't think it would penetrate flesh after two.
Which is why the most effective water-borne weapon is a rapey dolphin. Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2025 12:54 PM (QZThv) *wants to respond* *thinks better of it, wanting to keep attention on the rapey dolphin* *gets back into the water, and wait for my next victim* Posted by: The River Otter at September 01, 2025 01:18 PM (0CU3H) 133
Someone should tell Lew Alcindor that he needs to change his name again.
Posted by: Beverly at September 01, 2025 01:12 PM (Epeb0) His mamma call him Clay, imma call him Clay. Posted by: Morris at September 01, 2025 01:18 PM (R/m4+) 134
Bonus killing day in Chicago today
Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2025 01:19 PM (+qU29) 135
Hathcock or somebody like that managed to neatly shoot an enemy sniper right through the rifle scope and into his brain cavity. That kinda sucks, I betcha.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 01, 2025 12:37 PM Carlos Hathcock was specifically hunting a very successful NVA sniper. Said sniper knew he was being stalked, and was stalking Hathcock in return. Hathcock saw a glint off of the other sniper's telescopic sight, and after very short deliberation fired at it. The bullet traveled down the sniper's scope, and killed him. Realize that for this to happen, the other sniper had his sights on Hathcock. Hathcock got on the trigger before the other sniper did, otherwise the scenario would have been reversed. Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 01, 2025 01:19 PM (0sNs1) 136
lurker since bicuspid aortic valve made its presence evident. Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis ================ Well, lurk no more! It didn't hurt to delurk today, did it? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 01, 2025 01:20 PM (5kyvu) 137
Maybe they were overcome by their artistic sensibilities. When the obstacles are correctly oriented, they "look wrong." A long rail slanting up from the sand to an x-shaped frame. Apparently landing craft would slide up the rail and stop, not the opposite, i.e. hit the frame which would be braced by the rail.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug There was a type of obstacle which had a pole projecting diagonally toward the ocean, long past its 'X' support. End of the pole was designed to be just below hightide and would hold a mine to be detonated when a landing craft hit it. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 01, 2025 01:21 PM (/lPRQ) 138
Obviously Saint Greta was forced back to port by storms caused the the Jewish weather machine
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2025 01:22 PM (ipRl8) 139
the wild hogs coming onto the fields and going to those moaning, dying men and finishing them off. What a way to go...
Posted by: Lady in Black If there were ever a time to blow out your brains and go to your God like a soldier, that would be it. Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2025 01:23 PM (77rzZ) 140
One of the geezers knocked my ball off the green a few weeks ago. Bastard. That was a birdie putt too.
Posted by: Diogenes Aren't you allowed to replace your ball in it's original location? Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 01, 2025 01:23 PM (IeaOd) 141
Don’t the underwater fight scenes in James Bond movies involve spear guns (when they don’t involve knives and grappling)?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2025 01:24 PM (Ptkiu) 142
Bonus killing day in Chicago today
Posted by: Skip Gonna have to be an asterisk in the record books. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at September 01, 2025 01:24 PM (L/fGl) 143
The bullet fragmentation got me to thinking ...
Imagine a hot war in earth orbit between nations with satellites, hunter-killer satellites, and interceptor missiles going to town. Space is big, but the space debris fields resulting from shattered satellites and space stations would likely be beyond the capability of any ground-based tracking systems we have today. Not to mention a couple of EMPs detonating to really screw things up. Posted by: mrp at September 01, 2025 01:25 PM (rj6Yv) 144
Don’t the underwater fight scenes in James Bond movies involve spear guns (when they don’t involve knives and grappling)?
Oooooh, grappling. I like grappling. Posted by: D. Hogg at September 01, 2025 01:25 PM (Riz8t) 145
I never cared for Suzanne Somers. Butterface. The brunette was better looking.
Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2025 01:25 PM (77rzZ) 146
Basil The Great@Basil_TGMD
Police break down door of Muslim Family home hunting man who TORTURED poor dog to death Locals on social media claim he hit the dog with a brick before stabbing it SEVEN TIMES as onlookers watched in horror These people shouldn't be here Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 01, 2025 01:25 PM (TGPs7) Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2025 01:26 PM (77rzZ) 148
Hathcock saw a glint off of the other sniper's telescopic sight, and after very short deliberation fired at it. The bullet traveled down the sniper's scope, and killed him.
Realize that for this to happen, the other sniper had his sights on Hathcock. Hathcock got on the trigger before the other sniper did, otherwise the scenario would have been reversed. Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 01, 2025 01:19 PM (0sNs1) In such a scenario, Carlos may have seen the Sun glint off the opponent's optic, but his opponent may not have seen the Sun glint off his. Would take unique circumstances to have simultaneous Sun glint off two optics facing one another. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2025 01:27 PM (WgwvV) 149
U nas yest' NOOD.
Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2025 01:27 PM (77rzZ) 150
I read a tale written during a veteran reunion. A man said that he witnessed a Confederate bullet lodge in the barrel of a Union soldier. The source was something like "GAR Campfire Stories."
Posted by: Joefrombako at September 01, 2025 01:28 PM (tAiFZ) 151
The Mythbusters did a similar test a long time ago, running through several different cartridges all the way up to .50 BMG. and firing into the surface of the water with the muzzle something like 6 to 12 inches away In all of those, every bullet was tore to pieces within 2 or 3 feet after hitting the water. They also included a blackpowder rifled musket, that was either .54 or .58 caliber, don't remember exactly what it was. But it's all lead bullet made it around 6 feet or a little more before it lost enough velocity to render it essentially harmless and then sank to the bottom a short distance later. It was a neat episode. What really blew my mind is that they were able to find a school with an indoor pool that allowed them to do the experiment. A school in California, of all places.
Posted by: Thorsthimble at September 01, 2025 01:29 PM (66+5p) 152
Many dead, but some extremely wounded and moaning, close to death. And then he could hear the wild hogs coming onto the fields and going to those moaning, dying men and finishing them off. What a way to go...
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 01, 2025 01:10 PM (qBdHI) Unfortunately, a common occurrence. That happened at Gettysburg, too. Posted by: mrp at September 01, 2025 01:29 PM (rj6Yv) 153
>>> President Trump notes the pharmaceutical companies privately show him information that the COVID-19 vaccination program is a massive success helping many. However, for the first time President Trump notes those same positive results are not being shown to the American people. He questions why.
=== Because they just lied to you? Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 01, 2025 01:30 PM (/lPRQ) 154
140 One of the geezers knocked my ball off the green a few weeks ago. Bastard. That was a birdie putt too.
Posted by: Diogenes So, you've been playing Geezer Croquet all this time and were too ashamed to tell us? Posted by: Absence of Mallets at September 01, 2025 01:30 PM (G5+As) 155
Don’t the underwater fight scenes in James Bond movies involve spear guns (when they don’t involve knives and grappling)?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit I think there were spearguns and sharks involved. At least that how my 9 year mind remembers it. Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 01, 2025 01:30 PM (mlg/3) 156
In such a scenario, Carlos may have seen the Sun glint off the opponent's optic, but his opponent may not have seen the Sun glint off his. Would take unique circumstances to have simultaneous Sun glint off two optics facing one another.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2025 01:27 PM Understood. The story, as I recall it, was that Hathcock thought, but wasn't certain, that the sniper was in the small area he was looking at. The glint gave him enough impetus to fire. The other sniper was clearly glassing the area that Hathcock was in. Absent the glint, would one have recognized the other and fired? Who knows? It was a close run thing, though. Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 01, 2025 01:32 PM (0sNs1) 157
Rosie apologized for misgendering the tranny in Minnesota. She and all other AWFLs are insufferable Posted by: Smell the Glove ============= I saw an apology of hers that was commendable EXCEPT -- she said she unfortunately assumed that the shooter was, like all the other shooters, the "typical NRA-lovin'" type. I don't know what it will take to get her to go back, do her research, and apologize again. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 01, 2025 01:32 PM (5kyvu) 158
145 I never cared for Suzanne Somers. Butterface. The brunette was better looking.
Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2025 01:25 PM (77rzZ) Agreed. Joyce DeWitt was indeed much better looking. Posted by: goozer at September 01, 2025 01:33 PM (V1MWf) 159
Trump should keep track of the number killed since his help was refused.
Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at September 01, 2025 01:33 PM (kTd/k) 160
What bothers me is that Fred MacMurray was quite a tall man. How did he manage to have four TV sons that were shrimps? Was his late wife a midget?
Posted by: TV Facts and Foibles at September 01, 2025 12:48 PM (G5+As) Yes. Posted by: Olive Brasno at September 01, 2025 01:33 PM (5xuJ/) 161
One of the geezers knocked my ball off the green a few weeks ago. Bastard. That was a birdie putt too.
He was momentarily confused and thought he was playing shuffleboard. More seriously, what is the rule for that kind of thing? Do you have to play it from wherever it ended up? Posted by: Oddbob at September 01, 2025 01:33 PM (3nLb4) 162
The scope's tube would help channel the projectile too.
How many degrees off perpendicular is the test Mythbusters should have done. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 01, 2025 01:34 PM (/lPRQ) 163
The best quote: Another part of the battle for ASN [the local Afghan organization], Haqiqi said, is countering a narrative that immigrants are a burden on the system. He points to people in the organization, including himself, who are working to become doctors, lawyers and other trained professionals. Posted by: The ARC of History! =============== The Hispanics For Endless Immigration should sue for copyright violation. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 01, 2025 01:34 PM (5kyvu) 164
I saw an apology of hers that was commendable EXCEPT -- she said she unfortunately assumed that the shooter was, like all the other shooters, the "typical NRA-lovin'" type.
I don't know what it will take to get her to go back, do her research, and apologize again. Posted by: Blonde Morticia === Maybe s/he/it (pronounced sheit) was a member of the NRA. Did they check sheit's wallet for a NRA membership card? Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 01, 2025 01:37 PM (/lPRQ) 165
Trump should keep track of the number killed since his help was refused.
Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much === Dead thread... But Put it on the landing page of all red dot gov web pages. Number killed so far this year in Chicago xxx Put all major demcong run cities on there. List mayor's name and party too, Because you can. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 01, 2025 01:40 PM (/lPRQ) 166
I designed a track so I could hit a car while jumping a bridge in Stunts.
Posted by: MikeN at September 01, 2025 01:46 PM (HVZOH) 167
149 U nas yest' NOOD.
Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2025 01:27 PM (77rzZ) Posted by: m at September 01, 2025 01:50 PM (aURVT) 168
There was a type of obstacle which had a pole projecting diagonally toward the ocean, long past its 'X' support. End of the pole was designed to be just below hightide and would hold a mine to be detonated when a landing craft hit it.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 01, 2025 01:21 PM Yeah, there were poles going both ways. I think the ones inclined toward shore without mines were to tip over landing craft. Posted by: toby928 at September 01, 2025 02:21 PM (jc0TO) 169
Bang! Bang!
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 01, 2025 03:37 PM (hDyg2) 170
Trump went to Wharton as an undergraduate.
I don't believe he has an MBA degree. Hasn't done badly for himself, though. Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 01, 2025 04:34 PM (zdLoL) Processing 0.02, elapsed 0.0329 seconds. |
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