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Trump Announces DC Homeless Are Being Moved Out and DC Criminals Are Going to Jail
Will Federalize DC Police
President Trump on Sunday vowed to "take our Capital back," pledging to move the homeless "far from the Capital" and jail criminals "very fast" with "no MR. NICE GUY." Key Details: Trump said the homeless will be provided housing "far from the Capital" while criminals "will be put in jail where you belong." He compared the planned crackdown to his border enforcement policies. The president's comments come after 19-year-old Edward Coristine, a former Department of Government Efficiency staffer, was beaten by about 10 juveniles while trying to stop a carjacking last Sunday. Two suspects have been arrested, and a $10,000 reward is offered for information leading to the others. DC Mayor Muriel Bowser said the city will cooperate with federal law enforcement but claimed there is "no crime spike."Yes there is. As in many other post-George-Floyd blue cities, cops have been told to simply not make arrests.
Diving Deeper: President Donald Trump on Sunday took aim at Washington, DC's crime and homelessness, vowing an aggressive federal push to "make our Capital safer and more beautiful than it ever was before." Writing on Truth Social, Trump said, "The Homeless have to move out, IMMEDIATELY. We will give you places to stay, but FAR from the Capital." He added that criminals "don't have to move out. We're going to put you in jail where you belong. It's all going to happen very fast, just like the Border. This will be easier -- Be prepared! There will be no 'MR. NICE GUY.'" ... Last Thursday, Trump announced a surge of federal law enforcement in DC to combat crime. Some Republicans have floated a federal takeover of the city, which operates under the 1973 Home Rule Act, giving Congress the authority to override local laws. ... DC remains one of the most dangerous cities in the country, ranking fourth in homicide rates in 2023, according to USA Facts. "It is our capital city. It is more violent than Baghdad. It is more violent than parts of Ethiopia, than parts of many of the most dangerous places in the world," White House deputy chief of staff for policy Stephen Miller told reporters last week.Hello everybody. It's a wonderful day for a Monday. Update: His announcement of the DC crackdown is below. He announced that he's using his powers to federalize the DC police and he's sending in the National Guard.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2025 12:18 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: t-bird at August 11, 2025 12:19 PM (vhFJq)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2025 12:19 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at August 11, 2025 12:19 PM (0I+GC)
Posted by: Corona_Exile at August 11, 2025 12:19 PM (UqsCH)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 12:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2025 12:20 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2025 12:20 PM (2ocoG)
https://tinyurl.com/bdevc5sc
*shakes head sadly at ace, teasing little bitch*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2025 12:20 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2025 12:20 PM (CGznR)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 11, 2025 12:21 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2025 12:21 PM (Riz8t)
You will live in this facility. You will get clean and sober. You will get a job. You will NOT live on the streets any more.
It's the only solution that could work.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 11, 2025 12:21 PM (RjOoY)
Posted by: Eddie Baby at August 11, 2025 12:21 PM (s19xO)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 11, 2025 12:21 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: TJM's phone at August 11, 2025 12:21 PM (hOqj5)
Posted by: gKWVE at August 11, 2025 12:21 PM (KAw7u)
Where exactly? Mars?
Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2025 12:20 PM (Riz8t)
PLEASE let it be Martha's Vineyard. PLEASE.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2025 12:22 PM (CGznR)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2025 12:22 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 11, 2025 12:21 PM (17s+e)
*images of Mad Max wasteland behind press conference*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2025 12:22 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: eleven at August 11, 2025 12:22 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: The Uniparty at August 11, 2025 12:23 PM (zZSxi)
Posted by: gKWVE at August 11, 2025 12:23 PM (KAw7u)
Posted by: Ace at 12:18 PM
Sounds like somebody got laid over the weekend.
Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2025 12:23 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 11, 2025 12:21 PM (17s+e)
When your city is a crime riddled shithole, it's hard to notice a 'spike.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)
And we all know where that ends up.
But something had to be done. It's a mess.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 11, 2025 12:23 PM (Q4IgG)
Still, Japanese watch weird cartoons and eat stuff I don't even want to touch.
Posted by: Orson at August 11, 2025 12:23 PM (dIske)
Where exactly? Mars?
Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2025 12:20 PM (Riz8t)
Former illegal housing?
Posted by: Nova Local at August 11, 2025 12:23 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2025 12:23 PM (kkTda)
Law and order and a return to normalcy WERE kind of part of what the Nazis offered to get their foot in the door.
It does not apply here, of course, but Weimar DID look a hell of a lot like 2020-2024 (just more so.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2025 12:23 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 11, 2025 12:24 PM (0c4bd)
Yes, he tried pandering and mollycoddling in his first term. Now he may be finally understanding the immense reality of America's urban violence. Crush the violent criminals in ALL the big cities, Mr President!
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at August 11, 2025 12:24 PM (0I+GC)
Posted by: The Uniparty at August 11, 2025 12:23 PM (zZSxi)
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"The will to act. "
-Ra's al Ghul
Posted by: TJM's phone at August 11, 2025 12:24 PM (hOqj5)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2025 12:20 PM (Riz8t)
PLEASE let it be Martha's Vineyard. PLEASE.......
BRB.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2025 12:24 PM (Riz8t)
That alone is a fairly tall order ... not sure how many there are in DC, or where he plans to move them.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 11, 2025 12:24 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: pudinhead at August 11, 2025 12:24 PM (W3T6M)
Posted by: TJM's phone at August 11, 2025 12:21 PM (hOqj5)
Yes, he was taking 3 types of FBI database reportable felonies and having his people redefine them to nonreportable felonies and/or misdemeanors...most were assaults with a deadly weapon (gun or knife) down to regular assault.
Posted by: Nova Local at August 11, 2025 12:24 PM (tOcjL)
Presidency 1, Act 1: FA
Presidency 2, Act 2: FO
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 11, 2025 12:24 PM (0c4bd)
Perfect
Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2025 12:24 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 11, 2025 12:24 PM (63Dwl)
You will live in this facility. You will get clean and sober. You will get a job. You will NOT live on the streets any more.
It's the only solution that could work.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 11, 2025 12:21 PM (RjOoY)
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That ... or a 45 to the back of the skull. I favor the latter. There is nothing that can be done for these people. Nothing. Believe me, I know. Either (i) mass involuntary confinement where they can be put into a coma to keep them from hurting themselves or others or (ii) 45 to the back of the skull. There are no other options.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2025 12:25 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: gKWVE at August 11, 2025 12:25 PM (KAw7u)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 11, 2025 12:25 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 11, 2025 12:25 PM (VifOb)
Presumably, if he announced that his name was Agnes, the media would fall all over itself to use his preferred appellation but BigBalls is just too much.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2025 12:25 PM (ExV1e)
The original report in the NY Post the day after it happened interviewed two dudes sleeping on the boat docked nearby. They claimed they were startled awake by a naked dude running from the boat yelling "help help!!" I'll bet anyone this was an OD. Anyone want that action?
https://tinyurl.com/2xevabmd
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2025 12:25 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: gKWVE admits it's worked before at August 11, 2025 12:25 PM (KAw7u)
About 2 weeks ago, but yes.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2025 12:25 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2025 12:25 PM (HFcKg)
Yeah, it made no sense to me either.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2025 12:26 PM (xgKC5)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
No, not NoVa. Maryland.
Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2025 12:26 PM (77rzZ)
About 2 weeks ago, but yes.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2025 12:25 PM
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Time is weird for me right now.
Posted by: TJM's phone at August 11, 2025 12:26 PM (hOqj5)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 11, 2025 12:26 PM (63Dwl)
I want every bureaucrat in Federal City to get mugged and have their cars stolen so that they beg to be transferred to Flyover Country.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2025 12:26 PM (kkTda)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2025 12:26 PM (CGznR)
Posted by: Sponge
Jon Bauman is over 80 now, but was a Dem activist in CA for many years, hair pomade notwithstanding.
Posted by: Get a Job! at August 11, 2025 12:27 PM (G5+As)
https://tinyurl.com/4vxrf8hj
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 11, 2025 12:27 PM (5xuJ/)
I say nuke it.
Posted by: wth at August 11, 2025 12:27 PM (v0R5T)
You will live in this facility. You will get clean and sober. You will get a job. You will NOT live on the streets any more.
It's the only solution that could work.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 11, 2025 12:21 PM (RjOoY)
Why should any employer risk hiring unskilled druggies? Even if they get sober, they're still unskilled and provide zero value to an employer.
Posted by: XTC at August 11, 2025 12:27 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: fd at August 11, 2025 12:27 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Nova Local at August 11, 2025 12:24 PM (tOcjL)
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The 'ole "Crime goes down when you don't report it" gambit. Probably used in a lot of cities.
Posted by: WisRich at August 11, 2025 12:27 PM (G0vdT)
Going to be honest: I understand and agree with you. The people who are homeless who want help are getting it.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 11, 2025 12:27 PM (RjOoY)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2025 12:28 PM (kkTda)
That alone is a fairly tall order ... not sure how many there are in DC, or where he plans to move them.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 11, 2025 12:24 PM (vbXSk)
I hear the RFK Stadium site is available.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 11, 2025 12:28 PM (wVcYX)
The goal should be to incentivize the underworld to stay under.
Poke your head up, and get whacked. Fuck with the overworld, and get whacked. You want to live in a world of pain and death and squalor, go ahead, just don't make it anyone else's problem. Don't make it easy for us to catch you, and we won't try super hard to catch you.
When crime and decay become the primary outward features of a city, ya done fucked up.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2025 12:28 PM (VoAdT)
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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.22LR just as effective and cheaper by 95%.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 11, 2025 12:28 PM (17s+e)
That alone is a fairly tall order ... not sure how many there are in DC, or where he plans to move them.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 11, 2025 12:24 PM (vbXSk)
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Well, we know it isn't Guam because its close enough to capsizing already
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2025 12:28 PM (xgKC5)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2025 12:28 PM (kkTda)
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at August 11, 2025 12:28 PM (0I+GC)
I've heard that a good percentage of the homeless population are vets who had emotional problems related to the forever war and didn't get the help they needed.
Don't know if that's true, though.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2025 12:28 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2025 12:25 PM (iFTx/)
I disagree. A 9mm will work just as well in this situation.
Posted by: The Punisher at August 11, 2025 12:29 PM (zZSxi)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2025 12:29 PM (iFTx/)
The goal should be to incentivize the underworld to stay under.
Poke your head up, and get whacked. Fuck with the overworld, and get whacked. You want to live in a world of pain and death and squalor, go ahead, just don't make it anyone else's problem. Don't make it easy for us to catch you, and we won't try super hard to catch you.
When crime and decay become the primary outward features of a city, ya done fucked up.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2025 12:28 PM (VoAdT)
Cruelty and Death would solve 99% of the world's problems.
Posted by: XTC at August 11, 2025 12:29 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2025 12:29 PM (CGznR)
Posted by: President Trump at August 11, 2025 12:29 PM (u5iGG)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 11, 2025 12:28 PM (17s+e)
What about what they use for cattle? That is like a pneumatic thing, right? Reusable?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2025 12:29 PM (bss/y)
Trump says "There will be no 'MR. NICE GUY.'" and you don't even put a music link in?!?
https://urlshortly.com/OcQhS
Posted by: GWB at August 11, 2025 12:29 PM (pkAbL)
Posted by: mr tmz at August 11, 2025 12:30 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 11, 2025 12:30 PM (ctKxf)
Posted by: wth at August 11, 2025 12:30 PM (v0R5T)
I want Big Balls to get mugged in every major American city, so that Trump applies equal force to those cities also, not just DC.
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at August 11, 2025 12:30 PM (0I+GC)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 11, 2025 12:30 PM (0c4bd)
Posted by: President Trump at August 11, 2025 12:29 PM (u5iGG)
And that rain... is me.
Posted by: President Trump crossin' the streams at August 11, 2025 12:30 PM (KAw7u)
It's the only solution that could work.
Posted by: NR Pax"
Ship 'em to the Island of Misfit Toys.
Posted by: fd at August 11, 2025 12:30 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2025 12:30 PM (CGznR)
But not in that order. First, you will build the facility, the "Mojave Shangri-La"...
Posted by: t-bird at August 11, 2025 12:31 PM (vhFJq)
Any jury in DC will be 95% liberals. There are going to be at least a couple far-leftists that will refuse to convict ANY criminal.
THAT'S the real problem here.
Posted by: DudeAbiding at August 11, 2025 12:31 PM (setIA)
Posted by: gKWVE (talking about Australia again) at August 11, 2025 12:31 PM (KAw7u)
Poke your head up, and get whacked. Fuck with the overworld, and get whacked. You want to live in a world of pain and death and squalor, go ahead, just don't make it anyone else's problem. Don't make it easy for us to catch you, and we won't try super hard to catch you.
When crime and decay become the primary outward features of a city, ya done fucked up.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2025 12:28 PM (VoAdT)
Wasn't there a movie staring Sylvester Stallone and Wesley Snipes?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 12:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 11, 2025 12:31 PM (kYF0p)
Posted by: Orson at August 11, 2025 12:31 PM (dIske)
Posted by: American Hawkman at August 11, 2025 12:31 PM (9VDxG)
so those go WHOOSH - back home
the rest can go to Burlington VT - they love bums there
Posted by: Black Orchid at August 11, 2025 12:31 PM (Pv3Rg)
But not in that order. First, you will build the facility, the "Mojave Shangri-La"...
Posted by: t-bird at August 11, 2025 12:31 PM (vhFJq)
Force them to dig the Pan-slavic Dignity Canals, then beat them to death with their own shovels.
Posted by: XTC at August 11, 2025 12:32 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 11, 2025 12:32 PM (dPfyF)
Going to be honest: I understand and agree with you. The people who are homeless who want help are getting it.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 11, 2025 12:27 PM (RjOoY)
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You are correct. Any homeless who can be saved is being saved. The amount of money and resources spent on homeless is insane. If you are homeless and want help to get off the streets, it is there. The problem is that 99% of homeless are so far mentally or addictively gone they are beyond help even if they wanted it (which they don't).
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2025 12:32 PM (iFTx/)
Bad Endorf?
What's so bad about Endorf?
What did Endorf do that was so bad that he got a train station outside of Munich named after him and his badness?
Posted by: TJM's phone at August 11, 2025 12:32 PM (hOqj5)
got redeveloped/gentrified. Just checking the nature of businesses in certain locations on the web conveyed an impression of big changes.
Hard to believe it's anything like the Crack War period of the 80s. Even then, serious crime was very geographically defined and segregated. WaPo Metro section had a "murder map" once or twice a year - typically there'd be 2 or 3 killings west of Rock Creek Park, max. Hundreds east of the Hill/Anacostia.
Still recall two of the only murders in low-crime NW, one up at Tenley Circle (outdoor store) and the horrible double killing at the Starbucks across from Safeway on Wisconsin Ave. (lived very close to that).
Posted by: rhomboid at August 11, 2025 12:32 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 11, 2025 12:32 PM (0c4bd)
Though the library has hired two more security and is cutting off WiFi after they close.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2025 12:32 PM (CGznR)
Posted by: The Uniparty
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ACK shually, there is a plan to build a new stadium at the existing RFK stadium site
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Free Alberta! at August 11, 2025 12:32 PM (AOsQT)
Good morning!
Trump is saving lefty azz again. You know staffers, bureaucrats, and NGO employees are secretly hoping he makes DC safe again while screaming AUTOCRAT!
Posted by: Blonde Morticis's Phone at August 11, 2025 12:32 PM (n7rxJ)
That alone is a fairly tall order ... not sure how many there are in DC, or where he plans to move them.
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There are several states, cities that seemed more than happy to have 10's of thousands of illegals wandering around their urban shitholes.
Send the capitol city's homeless, drug addicts and disreputable's to those places to make up for the loss of illegals.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 11, 2025 12:32 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Crusader at August 11, 2025 12:32 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Land Whales of Worcester at August 11, 2025 12:33 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2025 12:33 PM (CGznR)
Posted by: TJM's phone at August 11, 2025 12:32 PM (hOqj5)
Strange. Usually Endorfin' makes people feel good.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2025 12:33 PM (VoAdT)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Free Alberta! at August 11, 2025 12:32 PM (AOsQT)
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Make it conditional on changing their name back to the Redskins.
Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 11, 2025 12:33 PM (VifOb)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2025 12:33 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2025 12:25 PM (iFTx/)
The only distinction I'd made is between the accidental/temporary homeless and the professional homeless. There are temporary homeless due to domestic violence and/or a string of bad luck/hard times. For them, they truly just need a few breaks to get back on their feet and stable again.
Who you see at tent cities at Washington DC Union Station, Berkeley CA, and a lot of West Coast cities are the professionally homeless. They are drugged out, have no interest in getting clean, and constantly engage in various "minor" crimes to support their habits. They are responsible for the degradation of life in big cities, and they are, for the most part, impossible to rehabilitate.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at August 11, 2025 12:34 PM (a/dOO)
Posted by: pookysgirl, chug chug chugging along at August 11, 2025 12:34 PM (Wt5PA)
Democrats hardest hit
Posted by: Anna Puma
Let's not head down that road; not enough rope or bullets available.
Posted by: Auspex at August 11, 2025 12:34 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2025 12:34 PM (CGznR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
And it was glorious! Come to the Cabaret!
Posted by: GloboHomo at August 11, 2025 12:34 PM (D0HYP)
Posted by: Black Orchid at August 11, 2025 12:34 PM (Pv3Rg)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 11, 2025 12:34 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2025 12:29 PM (bss/y)
That presents an infection risk.
Posted by: Reforger at August 11, 2025 12:34 PM (h5TUr)
Posted by: fd at August 11, 2025 12:34 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Orson at August 11, 2025 12:23 PM (dIske)
Arguably, their definition of "insanity" is probably fairly narrow compared to an American "common sense" definition of it.
Posted by: GWB at August 11, 2025 12:35 PM (pkAbL)
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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.22LR just as effective and cheaper by 95%.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 11, 2025 12:28 PM (17s+e)
Word.
Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at August 11, 2025 12:35 PM (wVcYX)
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Ha! That was my euphemism for my last place of employment.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 11, 2025 12:35 PM (OOyXG)
Doesn't the IRS SWAT unit have a million rounds of .40cal due to Gaylord?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2025 12:35 PM (CGznR)
That alone is a fairly tall order ... not sure how many there are in DC, or where he plans to move them.
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There are several states, cities that seemed more than happy to have 10's of thousands of illegals wandering around their urban shitholes.
Send the capitol city's homeless, drug addicts and disreputable's to those places to make up for the loss of illegals.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 11, 2025 12:32 PM (Q4IgG)
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"When will you realize ...
Califzuela waits for you."
Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 11, 2025 12:35 PM (VifOb)
That has not been my experience.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2025 12:33 PM (Riz8t)
Here.. The illegals are given housing either reduced or free and they are building more... I 'm in NorCal... No hope for us here....
Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2025 12:35 PM (VE6XX)
you can just do things!
and this - this is doable. only need the will. and it looks like in return for a little compliment or two, Muriel is going along with it.
if he did the same thing here, Mayor Parker would back him up 10000 percent. the Left here is constantly on her back.
Posted by: Black Orchid at August 11, 2025 12:36 PM (Pv3Rg)
I'm a bit skeptical of that claim as I've run into so many homeless vets, I could have a Division formed up and ready to go. And many of them were probably Spec Ops as well.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 11, 2025 12:36 PM (RjOoY)
Posted by: 13times at August 11, 2025 12:36 PM (6iKlf)
Dem solution, if they even acknowledge crime is a problem, will be to seize guns form the law abiding. Especially rural whites, who are responsible for the urban crime tsunami.
Posted by: Ripley at August 11, 2025 12:36 PM (GUOwU)
That has not been my experience.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2025 12:33 PM (Riz8t)
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Nor mine. The homeless I've seen are white and black. Very few hispanics. I don't think I've ever seen an Indian or Asian homeless in USA.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2025 12:36 PM (iFTx/)
Still, Japanese watch weird cartoons and eat stuff I don't even want to touch.
Posted by: Orson at August 11, 2025 12:23 PM (dIske)
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The Japanese criminal justice use a procedure that amounts to indefinite detention without a trial or conviction. Until you cooperate with the prosecutors
Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 11, 2025 12:36 PM (KwCuT)
And it was glorious! Come to the Cabaret!
Posted by: GloboHomo at August 11, 2025 12:34 PM
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Money makes the world go round.
Posted by: TJM's phone at August 11, 2025 12:36 PM (hOqj5)
Posted by: The person who always says that at August 11, 2025 12:36 PM (XMd+O)
Posted by: fd
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It's the Loose Cannon presidency
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Free Alberta! at August 11, 2025 12:36 PM (AOsQT)
Urban violence drives up the costs of, among other things, LE and hospital health care for everybody. Here in Shithole, every time a shot gangbanger goes in the hospital, they have to go to lockdown so that his attackers don't come there and finish the job. Then he receives $six figures$ of treatment for his GSWs, which of course he'll never pay for; you will.
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at August 11, 2025 12:37 PM (0I+GC)
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Take a walk around Southeast after 11PM with no security detail and prove it.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 11, 2025 12:37 PM (GdxMG)
Mexico Sets Minimum Tomato Export Prices Following End of U.S. Trade Deal
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 11, 2025 12:34 PM (L/fGl)
Red River County, Texas used to be the tomato capital of Texas. Sounds like it needs to make a resurgence and tell Mexico to pound sand.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 12:37 PM (Zz0t1)
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Terror Group Leader Pleads Guilty To Recruiting Hit Men In Plots To Murder Federal Officials
The leader of a transnational terrorist group known as Terrorgram Collective recently pleaded guilty to all charges related to numerous terror-related plots, including the solicitation of hit men to murder federal officials and others to carry out terror plots on U.S. infrastructure.
The Justice Department said Friday the leader, Dallas Humber, of Elk Grove, Calif., pleaded guilty in U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of California, but that the acceptance of the plea agreement with federal prosecutors has been deferred until a December 5 sentencing.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 11, 2025 12:37 PM (L/fGl)
Anti-ICE protest with people dressed as cats. Semi-naked person locking themselves in a wire dog cage.
So do you think you still control them?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2025 12:37 PM (CGznR)
Part of "The Plan™"
M ake
A sylums
G reat
A gain
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 11, 2025 12:37 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: illiniwek at August 11, 2025 12:24 PM (vbXSk)
California, duh. After all, they keep crowing about how well they've done and how much money they've spent solving the issue. It's an opportunity for Newsome to excel. (Most of the veterans here probably know what "an opportunity to excel" is.)
Posted by: GWB at August 11, 2025 12:37 PM (pkAbL)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2025 12:36 PM (iFTx/)
It depends on demos...most of the homeless here are Hispanic...
Posted by: Nova Local at August 11, 2025 12:38 PM (tOcjL)
Trump says "There will be no 'MR. NICE GUY.'" and you don't even put a music link in?!?
https://urlshortly.com/OcQhS
Posted by: GWB at August 11, 2025 12:29 PM (pkAbL
I was kinda hoping for Pat Boone's cover
Posted by: Josephistan at August 11, 2025 12:38 PM (y9ksN)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2025 12:23 PM (kkTda)
In NOVA we already have an enormous illegal problem, coupled with all the child and sex trafficking, that the local PDs management and DAs won't do anything about it. Good times.
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, Ltd. at August 11, 2025 12:38 PM (PGK1w)
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They’ll all be trannies inside 30 days
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 11, 2025 12:38 PM (OOyXG)
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Free Alberta! at August 11, 2025 12:38 PM (AOsQT)
'Allo, Mr. O'Spades. Top 'o the mornin' to ya! It's a blighty day 'ere in Merry Olde England.
Posted by: Kier S. at August 11, 2025 12:38 PM (0sNs1)
That's something I don't mind paying taxes to support.
Posted by: Orson at August 11, 2025 12:38 PM (dIske)
Anti-ICE protest with people dressed as cats. Semi-naked person locking themselves in a wire dog cage.
So do you think you still control them?
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Simple - put a lock on the cage.
Posted by: pudinhead at August 11, 2025 12:38 PM (W3T6M)
They used to do that in high schools as well. "Low Crime" was tied to some sort of funding iirc, so they just never reported all the violent crimes. I think that was the case in Parkland, Florida -- when they had that school shooting that made Hogg famous. The shooter gave a lot of indications ... all ignored (or was that part of the plan?)
Posted by: illiniwek at August 11, 2025 12:38 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2025 12:35 PM (VE6XX)
They are building these cookie cutter 3 story human storage tanks all over here in N. Nevada. They are popping up monthly.
Hidious buildings.
Posted by: Reforger at August 11, 2025 12:38 PM (h5TUr)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 11, 2025 12:39 PM (0c4bd)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 11, 2025 12:39 PM (gm9Sb)
They are building these cookie cutter 3 story human storage tanks all over here in N. Nevada. They are popping up monthly.
Hidious buildings.
Posted by: Reforger at August 11, 2025 12:38 PM (h5TUr)
Same here...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2025 12:39 PM (VE6XX)
Uh, I was with the Green Berets, Special Unit Battalions... Commando Airborne Tactics... Specialist Tactics, uh, Unit Battalion. Yeah, it was real hush hush. I was Agent Orange. That was my name, Agent Orange. Special Agent Orange, that was me.
Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine at August 11, 2025 12:39 PM (D0HYP)
Mexico Sets Minimum Tomato Export Prices Following End of U.S. Trade Deal
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 11, 2025 12:34 PM (L/fGl)
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The coming Pizza Inflation will only be Transitory, citizens.
Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 11, 2025 12:39 PM (VifOb)
??? You really drank the Flavor-Aid there. Gimme real numbers.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2025 12:39 PM (CGznR)
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap
I believe Trump said in the briefing room press conference this morning that Hegseth was authorizing the same in other cities.
It was a very good briefing for those that missed it. Pirro was on fire.
Posted by: old chick at August 11, 2025 12:39 PM (F3Dlr)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2025 12:36 PM (iFTx/)
They all get swept up into the system of indentured servitude established generations ago.
We'll give you a place to sleep. You will work in our store. You will not get paid other than room and board. You will not talk to any government officials about anything. If you do, we never heard of you. You will never get promoted or own your own store, because that is reserved for actual family.
But we won't allow you to bum around and make us look bad.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2025 12:39 PM (VoAdT)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 11, 2025 12:39 PM (0c4bd)
So, you're saying Trump should go get another cruise ship hospital...
Posted by: Nova Local at August 11, 2025 12:40 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Case at August 11, 2025 12:40 PM (iwlvf)
Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine at August 11, 2025 12:39 PM (D0HYP)
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The judges would have also accepted a Brian Williams sock.
Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 11, 2025 12:40 PM (VifOb)
oooooooh fingers crossed!!!!
come on! protect that liberty bell!
Posted by: Black Orchid at August 11, 2025 12:40 PM (Pv3Rg)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2025 12:23 PM (kkTda)
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Maryland, the captive state, is just across the river.
Posted by: pudinhead at August 11, 2025 12:40 PM (W3T6M)
It was a very good briefing for those that missed it. Pirro was on fire.
Posted by: old chick at August 11, 2025 12:39 PM (F3Dlr)
I've always liked her
Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2025 12:40 PM (VE6XX)
Back when the Chinese leader Xi came to San Francisco, a mighty effort was made to clean the homeless from the streets. Faux-Snooze watching acquaintances commented, "If they can clean up San Francisco for a commie leader, why can't they keep it cleaned up all the time?"
No doubt, Trump has seen this "reasoning".
After tomorrow no one will ever mention the Epstein files again. No one will opine about the evil of rich guys sexually abusing young girls on an island because the rapist and convicted felon has decided to occupy a majority black city. Thanks Mitch mcconnel, thanks John roberts.
It's no mystery why there are so many homeless. Housing, food, and healthcare. There isn't enough of that available to go around, first to the homeless, then to the poor, and on up the ladder. Cleaning up a city fixes nothing, and probably will make it worse for the homeless.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 11, 2025 12:40 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2025 12:41 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2025 12:36 PM (iFTx/)
It depends on demos...most of the homeless here are Hispanic...
Posted by: Nova Local at August 11, 2025 12:38 PM (tOcjL)
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We may be talking past each other. I'm talking about street homeless that never leave the streets. There are indeed a lot of illegals in housing for the homeless. They are using those facilities as residences, but otherwise (for the most part) aren't mentally ill or junkies like the street homeless. They're just gaming the system like always.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2025 12:41 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at August 11, 2025 12:41 PM (V6W16)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2025 12:41 PM (CGznR)
Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine at August 11, 2025 12:39 PM (D0HYP)
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The judges would have also accepted a Brian Williams sock.
What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Danang Dick Blumenthal at August 11, 2025 12:42 PM (Riz8t)
Mexico Sets Minimum Tomato Export Prices Following End of U.S. Trade Deal
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here
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Best tomato I ever had was in San Quintin, Baja.
Posted by: wth at August 11, 2025 12:42 PM (v0R5T)
After tomorrow no one will ever mention the Epstein files again. No one will opine about the evil of rich guys sexually abusing young girls on an island because the rapist and convicted felon has decided to occupy a majority black city. Thanks Mitch mcconnel, thanks John roberts.
Wow... Put down the crack pipe
Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2025 12:42 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Multi-Generational Squalor and Discord at August 11, 2025 12:42 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 11, 2025 12:39 PM (0c4bd)
So, you're saying Trump should go get another cruise ship hospital...
Posted by: Nova Local at August 11, 2025 12:40 PM (tOcjL)
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CECOT El Salvador FTW (and cost-effectiveness)!
Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 11, 2025 12:42 PM (Ui0af)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 11, 2025 12:40 PM (JCZqz)
*sigh*
The Starship Troopers form of government does seem appealing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2025 12:42 PM (bss/y)
yep
and they need to go home now, sorry guys
Posted by: Black Orchid at August 11, 2025 12:42 PM (Pv3Rg)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2025 12:41 PM (iFTx/)
Yes, those...here they are Hispanic. I bring lunches to the homeless center (the ones where the street folks go) - here, those folks are male and Hispanic (b/c all homeless women here are generally forced into housing for their safety on the street)...
Posted by: Nova Local at August 11, 2025 12:42 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: fd
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Trump is going for it, but the Democrats will make life hell for anyone they can if they re-take the house in 2026.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 11, 2025 12:43 PM (LPgB/)
Posted by: Dreamingrobot at August 11, 2025 12:43 PM (EyfuW)
same in Philly Nova
this is a very recent phenomenon
Posted by: Black Orchid at August 11, 2025 12:43 PM (Pv3Rg)
This first 8 months has been an absolute blur of activity. Amazing.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2025 12:43 PM (viF8m)
PG County became the new home for many of the DC blacks moved out by gentrification.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2025 12:44 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at August 11, 2025 12:41 PM (V6W16)
That is the secondary purpose...get them to quit so there's no lawsuit...
Posted by: Nova Local at August 11, 2025 12:44 PM (tOcjL)
Trump is going for it, but the Democrats will make life hell for anyone they can if they re-take the house in 2026.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 11, 2025 12:43 PM (LPgB/)
Thus the urgency on Trump's part...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2025 12:44 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2025 12:39 PM (CGznR)
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Considering the VA, itself, is actually stating on record that 32,000 homeless are vets, I'd say that's kind of outside the Flavor-Aid box. On a positive note, it's down 5,000 from the previous year.
Posted by: Orson at August 11, 2025 12:44 PM (dIske)
Bitch, I'm here and there is.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 11, 2025 12:44 PM (YwyUt)
I'm a bit skeptical of that claim as I've run into so many homeless vets, I could have a Division formed up and ready to go. And many of them were probably Spec Ops as well.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 11, 2025 12:36 PM (RjOoY)
Yeah, while I don't expect the guy who's wearing his underwear over his pants to have his DD214 handy, it does seem like there are a lot of improbable vets on the streets.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 11, 2025 12:44 PM (mFz+I)
It's no mystery why there are so many homeless. Housing, food, and healthcare. There isn't enough of that available to go around, first to the homeless, then to the poor, and on up the ladder. Cleaning up a city fixes nothing, and probably will make it worse for the homeless.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison
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1. Hilarious. DU is getting fussy at the media for prioritizing black crime over white collar concerns.
2. Deporting a few million people would help, right?
Posted by: TJM's phone at August 11, 2025 12:44 PM (hOqj5)
Posted by: DOJ Arrest Hotline at August 11, 2025 12:45 PM (0sNs1)
This is not like that.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2025 12:45 PM (8Ldii)
Child. As if it was someone the liberals would want to abort and/or transition. No, it was a thug whose sole purpose in life was to commit crime, what he was bred for since birth.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 11, 2025 12:45 PM (qwx/I)
Thus my rant up above. "You will live in this facility. You will get clean and sober."
"But Pax! What about their civil rights?"
"Don't care. Next question?"
Posted by: NR Pax at August 11, 2025 12:46 PM (RjOoY)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 11, 2025 12:46 PM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 11, 2025 12:46 PM (yavbb)
Child. As if it was someone the liberals would want to abort and/or transition. No, it was a thug whose sole purpose in life was to commit crime, what he was bred for since birth.
More to the point, it was not "a child", it was a pack.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2025 12:46 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 11, 2025 12:43 PM (LPgB/)
What went on against the first Trump administration and J6`ers post 2020 made it obvious what democrats are going to do once they regain power.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 11, 2025 12:46 PM (0c4bd)
"Not for nothing, RIP Washington, DC, tourism."
Not for nothing, the Meanie family is planning a trip to the eastern seaboard, and will now include DC.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 11, 2025 12:46 PM (qwx/I)
184 It's remarkable having a chief executive who knows how to lead, particularly after 4 years of a clown show.
This first 8 months has been an absolute blur of activity. Amazing.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2025 12:43 PM (viF8m)
You know who else did a blitzkrieg?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2025 12:47 PM (8Ldii)
Trump is trying to take away the armed criminal occupation you POS
Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2025 12:47 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Oglebay at August 11, 2025 12:47 PM (2ap+5)
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That was John Stuart Mills' position as well.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 11, 2025 12:47 PM (paSBy)
Not to mention Trump's aggressive push to get states like Texas to redo their voting districts.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2025 12:47 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 11, 2025 12:47 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 11, 2025 12:46 PM (yavbb)
Make sure there are at least enough spots for Congress and at least half of the administrative state and judiciary.
Posted by: Toaster Fucker at August 11, 2025 12:48 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 11, 2025 12:48 PM (L/fGl)
This is not like that.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2025 12:45 PM (8Ldii)
Remember the last government shutdown when Owebama had armed guards putting barricades around open air memorials preventing people from visiting?
Good times.
But TRUMP is literally Hitler and an authoritarian.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 12:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 11, 2025 12:48 PM (UseAb)
Please show us all the posts you made complaining about Pelosi's reign of terror after the '20 election. Go ahead, we'll wait.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2025 12:48 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2025 12:48 PM (CGznR)
Posted by: JM in Illinois
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Oh I have no doubt that once the democrats are on top again, they will punish America for the Trump phenomenon.
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Free Alberta! at August 11, 2025 12:48 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 11, 2025 12:48 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: steevy at August 11, 2025 12:49 PM (YwEeS)
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That was John Stuart Mills' position as well.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 11, 2025 12:47 PM (paSBy)
Not a very modest proposal.
Posted by: Toaster Fucker at August 11, 2025 12:49 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 11, 2025 12:47 PM
Mary's dead. No more P, P, & M.
Posted by: Paul P. at August 11, 2025 12:50 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine at August 11, 2025 12:39 PM (D0HYP)
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The judges would have also accepted a Brian Williams sock.
What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Danang Dick Blumenthal at August 11, 2025 12:42 PM (Riz8t)
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I'm a Knucklehead
Posted by: Timpon Walz at August 11, 2025 12:50 PM (ycs3a)
YEP
/theysureasshitpunishedPAafter2016
Posted by: Black Orchid at August 11, 2025 12:50 PM (Pv3Rg)
Posted by: Michele Fields at August 11, 2025 12:50 PM (z6okN)
Seriously curious. I know DC is a shitshow but so is Baltimore and Chicago.
Is it DCs status as a district that makes this different?
I'd argue Baltimore is as bad if not worse than DC.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2025 12:50 PM (8Ldii)
You can smell the cluelessness. A DC as safe as Singapore would be an enormous tourist magnet.
Posted by: mr tmz at August 11, 2025 12:50 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 11, 2025 12:50 PM (vFG9F)
Is it any wonder Trump made some noise about going after the cartels the other day?
And putting the screws to China too?
It's not "just" about the capitol city. It's a national problem.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 11, 2025 12:50 PM (Q4IgG)
Bitch, I'm here and there is.
Posted by: WitchDoktor
If a car jacking occurs, those responsible are caught, and charges dropped to misdemeanor theft (or dropped entirely), did the crime really happen?
If parked cars are broken into so frequently that people leave them unlocked and don't bother calling the police, did a crime happen?
Not in our official metrics, bitch.
Posted by: Blue Metro Governments at August 11, 2025 12:51 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 11, 2025 12:51 PM (UseAb)
Posted by: Oglebay at August 11, 2025 12:51 PM (2ap+5)
The Democrats respond in their typical well reasoned way.
https://is.gd/4YYcc4
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here
Is Hakeem writhing on Pelosi's arm that is shoved up his puppet ass while Yuckie slavers over grilled grey burger patties?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 11, 2025 12:51 PM (xG4kz)
Now, the Dems have ruined it.
That's why I don't move from L.A. This sickness will be implemented no doubt everywhere else.
Posted by: Random PJ at August 11, 2025 12:51 PM (RRCAT)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 11, 2025 12:51 PM (YiE6Q)
Posted by: pudinhead at August 11, 2025 12:51 PM (W3T6M)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov
Naked 2AM Hammer Time is usually Thursday here, but Congress is on recess and the old bitch is home.
Posted by: Paul Pelosi's Night Moves at August 11, 2025 12:51 PM (G5+As)
Trump is trying to take away the armed criminal occupation you POS
Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2025 12:47
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More people need to revisit the Dr. Abuse movies, in particular the second, The Testament of Dr. Mabuse.
The very (VERY) thinly veiled critique of the rising Nazi regime is defined by a repeated descriptor: The Empire of Crime, Mabuse's grand conspiracy to create anarchy by allowing unfettered crime which would allow for a tyranny to arise from it.
So...then the question becomes...who's behind the intentional rise in criminality?
Posted by: TJM's phone at August 11, 2025 12:51 PM (hOqj5)
Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 11, 2025 12:51 PM (hpYkx)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2025 12:51 PM (kkTda)
and no, please do this. there are loads of people suffering in the cities, good people! poor people who work hard and cities make it hard as heck to get out of them.
if it works in DC how can other cities just say "nah, not possible, suffer"
Posted by: Black Orchid at August 11, 2025 12:51 PM (Pv3Rg)
It is, but tourists don't go there from around the world, and the high and mighty don't call it home.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2025 12:51 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: fd at August 11, 2025 12:52 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 11, 2025 12:52 PM (FCrpy)
Posted by: James Earl Carter at August 11, 2025 12:52 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine at August 11, 2025 12:39 PM (D0HYP)
Parachute Ski Marines
Posted by: Billy Pilgrim at August 11, 2025 12:52 PM (zZSxi)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2025 12:52 PM (VoAdT)
https://is.gd/4YYcc4
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 11, 2025 12:48 PM (L/fGl)
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Is there no articulate, charismatic black person in the entire Democrap party? Or at least one that doesn't sound like a Stepin Fetchit parody?
I know such blacks exist. There are quite a few in the GOP. Do we have all the smart, articulate blacks in the country? I'm only half-joking.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2025 12:52 PM (iFTx/)
I don't recall her bringing out the big guns, but you can't help but notice her big jugs.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 11, 2025 12:52 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Crusader at August 11, 2025 12:52 PM (TN0g+)
it's small and has institutions there with loads of money
just will
only will is needed to make Baltimore nice! it has a waterfront! it's so so doable
Posted by: Black Orchid at August 11, 2025 12:53 PM (Pv3Rg)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 11, 2025 12:47 PM
Mary's dead. No more P, P, & M.
Posted by: Paul P. at August 11, 2025 12:50 PM (0sNs1)
Did they get the priest as well?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2025 12:53 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Captain Howling Mad Murdock at August 11, 2025 12:53 PM (wVcYX)
>>Seriously curious. I know DC is a shitshow but so is Baltimore and Chicago.
>>Is it DCs status as a district that makes this different?
>>I'd argue Baltimore is as bad if not worse than DC.
The slippery slope was allowing Democrats to give DC quasi-self rule. It was never intended to be an independent city, it was designed as a federal district.
Presidents have always had the power to do what Trump did today. They were either to lazy or corrupt to do it.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2025 12:53 PM (viF8m)
"Not for nothing, RIP Washington, DC, tourism."
You can smell the cluelessness. A DC as safe as Singapore would be an enormous tourist magnet.
Posted by: mr tmz
Make public caning great again!
-- zombie Preston Brooks
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 11, 2025 12:53 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 11, 2025 12:53 PM (P7wP7)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 11, 2025 12:48 PM
* sobs *
Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 11, 2025 12:51 PM (hpYkx)
I mean, he didn't say 2 armed.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 12:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Duncanthrax "
Oh, I know! Venus D Milo!
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*sobs*
Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 11, 2025 12:53 PM (TN0g+)
I also remember three police officers facing an angry mob coming towards the Lincoln Memorial and choosing the Nope Option.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 11, 2025 12:53 PM (RjOoY)
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 11, 2025 12:51 PM (UseAb)
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"Reparations on Uppity Whites gonna cost, yo!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 11, 2025 12:54 PM (dVpbe)
"Socialists make everything better!"
Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 11, 2025 12:54 PM (LPgB/)
Posted by: Dreamingrobot at August 11, 2025 12:54 PM (Rd2xH)
Posted by: XTC at August 11, 2025 12:54 PM (UnA8+)
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You would be correct. The funny thing is it has a shit ton of water front property - kind of like Pacific Palisades.
Posted by: pudinhead at August 11, 2025 12:54 PM (W3T6M)
Posted by: Paul P. at August 11, 2025 12:50 PM (0sNs1)
Did they get the priest as well?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2025 12:53 PM (i24o9)
*assumes fetal position*
*shudders*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Rump runs the country with the permission of the Black Robe Mafia.
Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at August 11, 2025 12:54 PM (roBLr)
F*ck him. That's all I can say anymore to these people. They deserve nothing more or better. It's like what Steve Bannon told that PBS interviewer to his face: "you're all lying, f*cking scumbags."
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 11, 2025 12:54 PM (UseAb)
Posted by: mr tmz
Singapore gets a lot of criticism for people thinking they are overreacting but it's hard to argue with the results.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 11, 2025 12:55 PM (RjOoY)
Posted by: Paul P. at August 11, 2025 12:50 PM (0sNs1)
Did they get the priest as well?
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I see what you did there...
Posted by: Geoff Tate at August 11, 2025 12:55 PM (TN0g+)
"Not for nothing, RIP Washington, DC, tourism."
You can smell the cluelessness. A DC as safe as Singapore would be an enormous tourist magnet.
Posted by: mr tmz
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"Tourists hate obviously safe cities," is a real take.
"Tourists would rather have authentic crime than inauthentic peace." I mean, just, damn. It's a real take.
Posted by: TJM's phone at August 11, 2025 12:55 PM (hOqj5)
Best I can do is Cory Booker. Or Jasmine Crockett.
Posted by: Pawn Stars Meme at August 11, 2025 12:55 PM (JCZqz)
Don Jr is buying up property in Atlantic City. Investors are coming back.
if that cursed place can revive, ANY city can!
(btw I have a strange love for Atlantic City. there are secret really nice places there)
Posted by: Black Orchid at August 11, 2025 12:56 PM (Pv3Rg)
Seriously curious. I know DC is a shitshow but so is Baltimore and Chicago.
Is it DCs status as a district that makes this different?
I'd argue Baltimore is as bad if not worse than DC.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2025 12:50 PM (8Ldii)
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There are nice residential sections of Baltimore. I have family friends that live there. The problem is that the city is small so that the common areas -- shopping centers, etc -- are infested with degenerate criminals no matter where you go. That's not true in cities like NYC, where the affluent areas are "enclosed" and self-sufficient, so you never have to associate with the riff-raff.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2025 12:56 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Homeless Guys with His Dick in His Hand at August 11, 2025 12:56 PM (E48G+)
"Socialists make everything better!"
Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 11, 2025 12:54 PM
That's why we're holding our Convention in Chicago!
Posted by: Democratic Socialists of America at August 11, 2025 12:56 PM (0sNs1)
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They should be provided nothing of the sort. There is no constitutional right or privilege for government-provided housing.
Put the homeless to work or if they are mentally ill, put them in a hospital. If neither is feasbile or applicable, send 'em to CECOT!!
Posted by: Diabeetus at August 11, 2025 12:56 PM (p8iTN)
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at August 11, 2025 12:56 PM (0I+GC)
Used to be great. Take the kids. All that.
Now it's a cesspool.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 11, 2025 12:56 PM (YwyUt)
Rump runs the country with the permission of the Black Robe Mafia.
Haven't stopped him yet. Boasberg got an epic slap down from the appeals court last week.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2025 12:56 PM (viF8m)
Best I can do is Cory Booker. Or Jasmine Crockett.
Posted by: Pawn Stars Meme at August 11, 2025 12:55 PM (JCZqz)
At least Crockett is actually black. Booker has plenty of cracker in his bloodline.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Dreamingrobot
So, it's undetectable. My God.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 11, 2025 12:57 PM (JCZqz)
"Tourists would rather have authentic crime than inauthentic peace." I mean, just, damn. It's a real take.
And yet, that's exactly what the more woke hipsters were saying about NYC when it was cleaned up by Giuliani. "It's too clean, too safe, there's no sense of danger".
Unreal.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2025 12:57 PM (Riz8t)
You got Ft McHenry, there's a Revolutionary War ship in the Inner Harbor, and they do the Preakness horse race. And the E.A. Poe cultists.
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Free Alberta! at August 11, 2025 12:57 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Thugs at August 11, 2025 12:58 PM (E48G+)
Posted by: Diabeetus at August 11, 2025 12:56 PM (p8iTN)
Kill them live on TV with the warning that if you ever fuck up and become homeless, you're next.
Posted by: XTC at August 11, 2025 12:58 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Black Orchid at August 11, 2025 12:56 PM
The best, or so I've heard:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSddD6w5SKc
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 11, 2025 12:58 PM (0sNs1)
It is called Pax.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2025 12:58 PM (CGznR)
Posted by: Inspector Krogh at August 11, 2025 12:58 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at August 11, 2025 12:56 PM (0I+GC)
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The second one mostly. The rest are made outside the relevant time period and are more fantasy crime films.
The third deals with the legacy of Nazism pretty forthrightly, but I've seen no more beyond those first three. Fritz Lang directed them, and he had nothing to do with the rest of the franchise afterwards.
Posted by: TJM's phone at August 11, 2025 12:58 PM (hOqj5)
Kill them live on TV with the warning that if you ever fuck up and become homeless, you're next.
Posted by: XTC at August 11, 2025 12:58 PM (UnA8+)
Make The Running Man Great Again.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 12:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Pawn Stars Meme at August 11, 2025 12:55 PM (JCZqz)
At least Crockett is actually black. Booker has plenty of cracker in his bloodline.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)
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Well, Booker is part Thracian, you know
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2025 12:58 PM (iFTx/)
Yes.
DC does not have the Privilege of Statehood and never should have ANY of the trappings of such.
Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2025 12:59 PM (z6okN)
maybe no, but location wise, it has a whole lot to recommend it!
a lovely city with a beautiful waterfront between NYC and DC?
plus come on, Maryland should have some sort of crown jewel
I guess I have a crazy imagination but our cities have tons of potential. they need cleaning up and some (a lot of?) touch love
Posted by: Black Orchid at August 11, 2025 12:59 PM (Pv3Rg)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 11, 2025 12:53 PM (P7wP7)
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Give them free paddleboards, cookbooks, herds of rabid dogs, and send them to the Obama mansion & estate.
Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 11, 2025 12:59 PM (VifOb)
Posted by: Pawn Stars Meme at August 11, 2025 12:55 PM (JCZqz)
At least Crockett is actually black. Booker has plenty of cracker in his bloodline.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
In a few years they might have crackhead look-alike Omar Fateh (probable next Minneapolis mayor) or college-application African American Zohran Mamdani.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 11, 2025 12:59 PM (JCZqz)
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Watch
The NIMBY goes up to eleven!
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Free Alberta! at August 11, 2025 12:59 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 11, 2025 12:48 PM
Imma bite you.
Posted by: T-Rex at August 11, 2025 12:59 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2025 12:59 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: XTC at August 11, 2025 12:58 PM (UnA8+)
Horrifyingly, this appeals to me.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 11, 2025 12:59 PM (P7wP7)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 11, 2025 12:59 PM (qwx/I)
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Watch
The NIMBY goes up to eleven!
Can you blame them?
Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2025 01:00 PM (Riz8t)
actually nowadays it's mostly feral cats
some hobos
Posted by: Black Orchid at August 11, 2025 01:00 PM (Pv3Rg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2025 01:00 PM (CGznR)
I have voiced my opinion to youth groups in which I have a leadership role that New York City, Baltimore, and Washington, DC -- locations where we formerly took our groups for tours -- ought to be off limits in light of their currently seeking to further and further become crime-ridden and pestilential sinks.
Just last week my view on Baltimore helped to wave off any visit there next spring.
These locations have choosen to make themselves dangerous and unattractive to visitors. Live with your choices!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 11, 2025 01:00 PM (xG4kz)
Violent crime in Washington, D.C. is at a thirty-year low.
Donald Trump has no basis to take over the local police department.
And zero credibility on the issue of law and order.
Get lost.
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Well, if Extreme Hakeem says so . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 11, 2025 01:00 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Mike Obama at August 11, 2025 01:00 PM (YiE6Q)
Rump runs the country with the permission of the Black Robe Mafia.
Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at August 11, 2025 12:54 PM (roBLr)
I give it less than a week before some commie judge rules Trump can't do this
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at August 11, 2025 01:01 PM (V6W16)
The Great Gulf-Baja Sealevel Dignity Kanal.
Posted by: toby928 at August 11, 2025 01:01 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: eleven at August 11, 2025 01:01 PM (fV+MH)
You know who else killed the insane? Yeah, they really did. Perhaps we need to tone down the rhetoric a bit.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2025 01:01 PM (Riz8t)
Used to be great. Take the kids. All that.
Now it's a cesspool.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 11, 2025 12:56 PM (YwyUt)
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The Inner Harbor is dead and the feral youth of Bawlmer killed it. My kid lived in Fed Hill and recently moved to Annapolis because he was tired of people getting killed in front of his townhome and the insurance stopped covering his car because of the break ins and window breaking. The city and its leaders do nothing about it
Posted by: Life of Wryly at August 11, 2025 01:01 PM (ycs3a)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 11, 2025 12:59 PM (P7wP7)
The only thing that stops people from acting out is the fear of being beaten or killed for doing so.
Posted by: XTC at August 11, 2025 01:01 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2025 01:01 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Duncanthrax "
TRex is "under-armed", yet still manages to churn out fine ONTs and Hobby Threads. It's inspiring!
Posted by: Profiles In Courage at August 11, 2025 01:02 PM (G5+As)
Violent crime in Washington, D.C. is at a thirty-year low.
Donald Trump has no basis to take over the local police department.
And zero credibility on the issue of law and order.
Get lost.
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Well, if Extreme Hakeem says so . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 11, 2025 01:00 PM (L/fGl)
Hakeem Jeffries is a lying sack of shit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 01:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 11, 2025 01:02 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2025 01:02 PM (CGznR)
Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2025 01:02 PM (VofaG)
Soylent Green Energy: Solving the World's Energy Problems, with People
Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2025 01:03 PM (z6okN)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 11, 2025 12:37 PM (L/fGl)
CandyGram for Mongo?
Posted by: GWB at August 11, 2025 01:03 PM (pkAbL)
An incredibly demonic comment gets made. Didn't surprise me, considering the source.
But then around a half dozen chimed in in agreement or making adjustments to method. One of which surprised and saddened me.
Prayers continue.
Posted by: TeeJ at August 11, 2025 01:03 PM (RGbzo)
Nobody cares anymore, endless black hole. Even the media, which thought they could get Trump. Sidney Sweeney jeans knocked it off the headlines.
Posted by: Ripley at August 11, 2025 01:03 PM (GUOwU)
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at August 11, 2025 01:01 PM (V6W16)
I say by this time tomorrow. Is there a Vegas line on this?
Posted by: Josephistan at August 11, 2025 01:03 PM (y9ksN)
Unreal.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2025 12:57 PM (Riz8t)
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Oh, I know there's a brand of new Yorker who idolizes such periods, but they all hated it at the time.
Just like DC denizens today. They'll mouth the platitudes, but they'll secretly cheer when they feel safe of the subway for the first time in 3 years.
And then they will make TikToks about how conflicted they are because they felt safer near a policeman with a gun than a black tweaker tweaking out, and they need to do better by voting Dem harder.
Posted by: TJM's phone at August 11, 2025 01:03 PM (hOqj5)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2025 01:00 PM (CGznR)
The two brunettes in the rainbow fields, I like the faces quite a bit.
The Dark Vixen is interesting. Wolf eyes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2025 01:03 PM (bss/y)
You got Ft McHenry, there's a Revolutionary War ship in the Inner Harbor, and they do the Preakness horse race. And the E.A. Poe cultists.
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Free Alberta!
The USS Constellation was of War of 1812 vintage, I believe.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 11, 2025 01:03 PM (xG4kz)
It's no prosthesis.
Posted by: Mike Obama at August 11, 2025 01:00 PM (YiE6Q)
She's so gentle with her stump.
Posted by: Little Ben Shapiro at August 11, 2025 01:03 PM (i24o9)
It is called Pax.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2025 12:58 PM (CGznR)
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Pax Insanitina.
Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 11, 2025 01:04 PM (8orO4)
Note to Donald: stop spending money!
Posted by: George O'Har at August 11, 2025 01:04 PM (uLD0/)
Posted by: GWB at August 11, 2025 12:29 PM (pkAbL
I was kinda hoping for Pat Boone's cover
Posted by: Josephistan at August 11, 2025 12:38 PM (y9ksN)
ROFL
Posted by: GWB at August 11, 2025 01:04 PM (pkAbL)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2025 01:04 PM (HFcKg)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 11, 2025 01:04 PM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2025 01:04 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2025 01:03 PM (bss/y)
HARAAM! ABSOLUTELY HARAAM!
Posted by: XTC at August 11, 2025 01:05 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2025 01:05 PM (HFcKg)
In addition to Chicago's debt woes;
Illinois' pension systems are liable for $211 billion but are only about 51.6% funded, making it one of the worst-funded states in the nation.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 11, 2025 01:05 PM (e+Yrg)
Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2025 01:05 PM (z6okN)
He's gonna throw them from Helicopters isn't he
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 11, 2025 01:05 PM (FCrpy)
Posted by: Ogre at August 11, 2025 01:05 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2025 01:05 PM (CGznR)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 11, 2025 01:00 PM (L/fGl)
Aren't we calling him Temu Obama? Or was that someone else?
Posted by: pookysgirl needs clarification at August 11, 2025 01:06 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2025
==
The former police chief fudging numbers helped with that perception, too.
Posted by: TJM's phone at August 11, 2025 01:06 PM (hOqj5)
As I said, I am not a huge fan of the kaleidoscope color palette.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2025 01:06 PM (bss/y)
He also institutionalized them first. Are we allowed to discuss that?
Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2025 01:06 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at August 11, 2025 01:01 PM (V6W16)
I say by this time tomorrow. Is there a Vegas line on this?
Posted by: Josephistan at August 11, 2025 01:03 PM (y9ksN)
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Slow your roll Holmes...
Posted by: WNBA Dildo Thrower at August 11, 2025 01:06 PM (ycs3a)
He's gonna throw them from Helicopters isn't he
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 11, 2025 01:05 PM (FCrpy)
Martha's vineyard.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 11, 2025 01:06 PM (OA79/)
Making it safer only benefits the residents who are as they say "mostly black and brown".
Posted by: blaster at August 11, 2025 01:07 PM (RoO7G)
I guess I have a crazy imagination but our cities have tons of potential. they need cleaning up and some (a lot of?) touch love
Posted by: Black Orchid
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ACK! shually, I was born n' raised in Montgomery County MD.
My favorite part of the state was Ocean City and Assateague Island. I fear I will never see them again.
Eastern Shore tomatoes are the best. There can be no argument on this point.
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Free Alberta! at August 11, 2025 01:07 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2025 01:07 PM (CGznR)
Posted by: pookysgirl needs clarification at August 11, 2025 01:06 PM (Wt5PA)
Admit it, you've never seen Jeffries and Nosferatu in the same room.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2025
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The former police chief fudging numbers helped with that perception, too.
Posted by: TJM's phone at August 11, 2025 01:06 PM (hOqj5)
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Unpossible. Liberals are all trustworthy straight-shooters.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2025 01:07 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: JM in Illinois
Help us Obi-Wan Pritzker. Your 2028 presidential run is our only hope.
Posted by: Illinois Democrats at August 11, 2025 01:07 PM (JCZqz)
Um, DC is federal by definition.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 11, 2025 01:07 PM (3nLb4)
Illinois' pension systems are liable for $211 billion but are only about 51.6% funded, making it one of the worst-funded states in the nation.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 11, 2025 01:05 PM (e+Yrg)
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More than 10 miles away. Against stupidity the gods themselves struggle in vain.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2025 01:07 PM (kkTda)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 11, 2025 01:02 PM (0sNs1)
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I imagine it causes him to day-drink.
Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 11, 2025 01:07 PM (8orO4)
Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2025 01:07 PM (VofaG)
You got Ft McHenry, there's a Revolutionary War ship in the Inner Harbor, and they do the Preakness horse race. And the E.A. Poe cultists.
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Free Alberta!
The USS Constellation was of War of 1812 vintage, I believe.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars
Even later, Civil War.
Posted by: Josephistan at August 11, 2025 01:07 PM (y9ksN)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2025 01:07 PM (CGznR)
Gutted a clown in sacrifice?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2025 01:08 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 11, 2025 01:08 PM (0sNs1)
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I give it til the end of the DAY
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Free Alberta! at August 11, 2025 01:08 PM (AOsQT)
Back when the Chinese leader Xi came to San Francisco, a mighty effort was made to clean the homeless from the streets. Faux-Snooze watching acquaintances commented, "If they can clean up San Francisco for a commie leader, why can't they keep it cleaned up all the time?"
No doubt, Trump has seen this "reasoning".
What's wrong with the reasoning? They *did* clean up SF for Winnie the Xi, so clearly it is possible.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2025 01:08 PM (2ocoG)
Bill Gates is investing in this lab-grown butter to save the planet from climate change
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 11, 2025 01:08 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2025 01:08 PM (CGznR)
And local LE knows the identity of all the gang affiliated youths, yet does nothing. Here in Illinois, we have official designations for "armed habitual criminal" and "known gang member." Instead of incarcerating them forever, we let them wreak havoc unchecked.
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at August 11, 2025 01:08 PM (0I+GC)
Boasberg ruled this morning that Sydney Sweeney must transition to male.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2025 01:08 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: TJM's phone at August 11, 2025 01:06 PM (hOqj5)
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Unpossible. Liberals are all trustworthy straight-shooters.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2025 01:07 PM
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Got fired for it and everything.
Posted by: TJM's phone at August 11, 2025 01:09 PM (hOqj5)
Bill Gates is investing in this lab-grown butter to save the planet from climate change
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 11, 2025 01:08 PM (L/fGl)
why hasn't he been launched into space without a ship yet?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 01:09 PM (Zz0t1)
DC is super easy. No governor to bitch about the NG.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 11, 2025 01:09 PM (ZmEVT)
I saw that on X. Everyone was saying "He invented margarine? Does he know it already exists?".
Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2025 01:09 PM (2ocoG)
He also institutionalized them first. Are we allowed to discuss that?
Interesting. I make a distinction between calls for institutionalization and mass murder. I guess you don't.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2025 01:09 PM (Riz8t)
My poor 55 year old mother had to go into work in downtown Chicago ... and got kicked in the chest by some homeless junkie. Probably led to her premature death a few years later. I got accosted by these degenerates when I would visit here and I was a big strong college kid, couldn't imagine what it was like for a middle aged woman.
So no, I'm not talking about liquidating them, but I am talking about institutionalizing them, not for their sake, but for the sake of the normal and law abiding.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 11, 2025 01:10 PM (qwx/I)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2025 12:34 PM (CGznR)
Very nice.
Posted by: tankdemon at August 11, 2025 01:10 PM (FVLcK)
I would imagine that anyone who would buy an alternative to butter "for the planet" is already doing so.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 11, 2025 01:10 PM (3nLb4)
_-_
Pretty sure this means they will do what Denver has been doing for some time now. They will just give them bus rides to other places. Problem 'solved'.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 11, 2025 01:10 PM (vd6bO)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 11, 2025 01:05 PM (e+Yrg)
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Gruesome Newscum 2028 -- Feral Bailouts For Every Blue Shithole State AND Country Worldwide!
Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 11, 2025 01:10 PM (CQYL2)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 11, 2025 01:10 PM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:
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right, like I said, Civil War era
was just testing you guys
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Free Alberta! at August 11, 2025 01:10 PM (AOsQT)
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I give it til the end of the DAY
I reckon the end of lunch.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2025 01:10 PM (Riz8t)
Violent crime in Washington, D.C. is at a thirty-year low.
Donald Trump has no basis to take over the local police department.
And zero credibility on the issue of law and order.
Get lost.
Incredible. Leftists are so lost they will choose the losing side of any argument just to "own" Trump.
Trump could announce a new campaign to help orphans and puppies and they would call him Hitler.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2025 01:11 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: @SOEarpiece at August 11, 2025 01:11 PM (jc0TO)
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I give it til the end of the DAY
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Free Alberta! at August 11, 2025 01:08 PM (AOsQT)
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Lawsuit by end of week.
TRO by Monday.
Malicious compliance where people have no idea what's going on assume things but, essentially, Trump just continues.
14 days.
TRO gets filed. Appealed within 12 hours. Stayed within another 12 hours.
Weeks pass and the lawsuit dies quietly.
Posted by: TJM's phone at August 11, 2025 01:11 PM (hOqj5)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 11, 2025 01:11 PM (ZmEVT)
Aren't we calling him Temu Obama? Or was that someone else?
Posted by: pookysgirl needs clarification
Dave Rubin has called Hakeem "Temu Obama" for some time now. It is a fitting appellation.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 11, 2025 01:11 PM (xG4kz)
The Democrats respond in their typical well reasoned way.
https://is.gd/4YYcc4
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here
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The talking points that imbecile recites are Democrat party pro wetback, pro Great Replacement propaganda -- the very things that are driving blacks away from the Democrats.The guy in the NAACP sweater looks embarrassed.
I think if the camera pulled back a little, the big rally would be exposed as tiny. And maybe show some security deployed to keep the locals from stomping them.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 11, 2025 01:11 PM (ES1Rb)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2025 01:11 PM (kkTda)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2025 01:09 PM (Riz8t)
You brought up Hitler. I'm just asking if we can discuss doing other things Hitler did. You seem to want to be the hall monitor.
Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2025 01:11 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2025 01:12 PM (CGznR)
Um, DC is federal by definition.
Posted by: Oddbob
With good reason, as the Serbian seizure of Belgrade that accelerated the fall of Yugoslavia showed.
Posted by: Military Moron at August 11, 2025 01:12 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Illinois Democrats at August 11, 2025 01:07 PM (JCZqz)
'----
I didn't think I'd EVER say, this but that might make me leave the country
Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 11, 2025 01:12 PM (e+Yrg)
Posted by: OMG HE'S A NAZIIIIIII!!!!! at August 11, 2025 01:12 PM (TbWk/)
-- No one, ever
Posted by: Oddbob at August 11, 2025 01:13 PM (3nLb4)
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He should be devoting all of his time and money to blotting out The Sun to save humanity ... or something.
Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 11, 2025 01:13 PM (CQYL2)
Posted by: Illinois Democrats at August 11, 2025 01:07 PM (JCZqz)
'----
I didn't think I'd EVER say, this but that might make me leave the country
Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 11, 2025
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Why do people keep assuming that Midwestern governors have any ability to appeal to the national electorate?
When was the last one who did?
Posted by: TJM's phone at August 11, 2025 01:13 PM (hOqj5)
Food for vagrants!!! 20 minutes later it was trash everywhere and all the vagrants dissappeared.
she said they do that a couple of times a day all over town
Posted by: DanMan at August 11, 2025 01:13 PM (8uzBS)
Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 11, 2025 01:13 PM
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Excellent.
Posted by: TJM's phone at August 11, 2025 01:14 PM (hOqj5)
Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 11, 2025 01:13 PM
The Blue Screen of Death 'tis but a prototype for The Blue Sky of Death.
Posted by: billg and the WEFers at August 11, 2025 01:14 PM (0sNs1)
When was the last one who did?
Lincoln did pretty well.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2025 01:14 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: JM in Illinois
Help us Obi-Wan Pritzker. Your 2028 presidential run is our only hope.
Posted by: Illinois Democrats at August 11, 2025 01:07 PM (JCZqz)
Remember when Illinois stopped paying Lottery winnings when they were short on cash
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 11, 2025 01:14 PM (FCrpy)
Trump could announce a new campaign to help orphans and puppies and they would call him Hitler.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2025 01:11 PM (viF8m)
Trumpenjugend und Trumpenhunden! Where does it end!
Posted by: Ein volk ein reich ein German Shepherd at August 11, 2025 01:14 PM (TbWk/)
With good reason, as the Serbian seizure of Belgrade that accelerated the fall of Yugoslavia showed.
Posted by: Military Moron
Oh, yes, Serbia had NO prior history with Belgrade. Different worlds, they inhabited.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 11, 2025 01:15 PM (xG4kz)
When was the last one who did?
Lincoln did pretty well.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2025 01:14 PM
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Great governor, huh?
Posted by: TJM's phone at August 11, 2025 01:15 PM (hOqj5)
When was the last one who did?
Posted by: TJM's phone at August 11, 2025 01:13 PM (hOqj5)
________
Adlai Stevenson, but he lost to Eisenhower, twice.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2025 01:15 PM (kkTda)
When was the last one who did?
Lincoln did pretty well.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2025 01:14 PM
Mein Fuhrer ... Lincoln ..
Posted by: toby928 tugs collar at August 11, 2025 01:16 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: 496 at August 11, 2025 01:16 PM (ZBXTd)
Uh, yeah, I was just checking to make sure you were paying attention.
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2025 01:16 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 11, 2025 01:07 PM (8orO4)
We have to turn the Cruelty up to max if we ever want to impress Victor Davis Hanson.
Posted by: XTC at August 11, 2025 01:16 PM (UnA8+)
I am perfectly willing to allow for capital punishment for an increased number of crimes, but simply being too drug added or mentally unwell to take care of oneself properly is not among them. Also, no punishment without a trial, (an actual trial, not a kangaroo court hearing riddled with prosecutorial misconduct and judicial malfeasance like Trump had been receiving during the previous administrstion.)
Posted by: tankdemon at August 11, 2025 01:16 PM (FVLcK)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2025
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Was that before primaries were popular vote?
That process changed shockingly recently, but i can't remember when.
Posted by: TJM's phone at August 11, 2025 01:16 PM (hOqj5)
Lincoln did pretty well.
Posted by: Archimedes
Member of the U. S. House of Representatives. Never was a governor.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 11, 2025 01:16 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at August 11, 2025 01:17 PM (0I+GC)
Posted by: TJM's phone at August 11, 2025 01:06 PM (hOqj5)
"The Wire" laid this practice bare. "Juking the stats" they called it. And it happens all over the country.
Posted by: Liars sure do figure at August 11, 2025 01:17 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: toby928 tugs collar
I just rewatched Downfall. It really holds up.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2025 01:17 PM (Riz8t)
Ryan Cooper: "capital put under armed occupation
I don't remember you complaining about Klaatu and Gort.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 11, 2025 01:17 PM (63Dwl)
Uh, yeah, I was just checking to make sure you were paying attention.
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2025
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It's the Bavarian mountain air keeping me sharp.
Posted by: TJM's phone at August 11, 2025 01:17 PM (hOqj5)
Member of the U. S. House of Representatives. Never was a governor.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 11, 2025 01:16 PM (xG4kz)
Maybe he read it on the internet, where everything is true.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SnakePlizzken at August 11, 2025 01:18 PM (G0Od/)
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Free Alberta! at August 11, 2025 01:18 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Uh...bonjour.
Posted by: Totally a French model at August 11, 2025 01:18 PM (TbWk/)
The court system in DC is of home rule making. Treating DC like a federal district would mean federal courts directly under DOJ control, if they can clean up the DOJ also.
Posted by: clarence at August 11, 2025 01:18 PM (MvskB)
That process changed shockingly recently, but i can't remember when.
Posted by: TJM's phone at August 11, 2025 01:16 PM (hOqj5)
__________
1968 is the last time I remember bosses holding delegations. I don't know if Humphrey even ran in a primary.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2025 01:18 PM (kkTda)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025
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Grok told him!
Posted by: TJM's phone at August 11, 2025 01:18 PM (hOqj5)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2025 01:14 PM (Riz8t)
Lincoln was never a governor.
Posted by: tankdemon at August 11, 2025 01:18 PM (FVLcK)
“I should note that the most violent moment in recent DC history was January 6."
https://tinyurl.com/9tuauuvr
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 11, 2025 01:18 PM (paSBy)
1973.
I'm beginning to think that this Nixon character meant well, but didn't really serve the policy interests of conservatives at all.
Clean Air Act
EPA
US off the gold standard
Wage and Price Controls
DC self-governance
Busing
Increased spending on Social Security, Medicaid and Medicare
China
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 11, 2025 01:19 PM (ev+XL)
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Free Alberta! at August 11, 2025 01:19 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: steevy at August 11, 2025 01:19 PM (YwEeS)
Announce that you will be Presidentin' from Mar-a-Lago now, alongside a massive discretionary spending package for red States to ship all of their homeless and recidivists to DC.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2025 01:19 PM (Cb9fH)
Posted by: Jabba The Pritzger at August 11, 2025 01:19 PM (ycs3a)
“I should note that the most violent moment in recent DC history was January 6."
https://tinyurl.com/9tuauuvr
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 11, 2025 01:18 PM (paSBy)
Where the only ones injured or killed were at the hands of capitol police.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)
I'm beginning to think that this Nixon character meant well, but didn't really serve the policy interests of conservatives at all.
Clean Air Act
EPA
US off the gold standard
Wage and Price Controls
DC self-governance
Busing
Increased spending on Social Security, Medicaid and Medicare
China
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 11, 2025 01:19 PM (ev+XL)
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Nixon sucked.
Reagan's rise wasn't just a reaction to Watergate.
Posted by: TJM's phone at August 11, 2025 01:20 PM (hOqj5)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2025 01:19 PM (Cb9fH)
Pull a Dr. Zhivago and start housing the homeless in places like Obama's Martha's Vineyard mansion. "You have so much room, we could easily sleep twenty people in here!'
Posted by: They're so generous with other people's stuff at August 11, 2025 01:20 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at August 11, 2025 01:20 PM (0I+GC)
Posted by: toby928 at August 11, 2025 01:21 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Jabba The Pritzger at August 11, 2025 01:19 PM (ycs3a)
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Remember when Scott Walker, defeator of unions, was going to pwn Donald Trump?
I member.
Posted by: TJM's phone at August 11, 2025 01:21 PM (hOqj5)
The new Isle of Capri.
Posted by: toby928 at August 11, 2025 01:21 PM (jc0TO)
__________
The role of Sejanus will be played by J.D. Vance.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2025 01:22 PM (kkTda)
I member.
Posted by: TJM's phone at August 11, 2025 01:21 PM (hOqj5)
And then he hired like every single member of Maverick McPlanecrash's loser campaign staff?
Posted by: XTC at August 11, 2025 01:22 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 11, 2025 01:23 PM (ZmEVT)
So...does that make Cory Booker Dollar Store Obama?
And Jasmine Crockett Waffle House Aunt Esther?
Posted by: naturalfake at August 11, 2025 01:24 PM (iJfKG)
And Jasmine Crockett Waffle House Aunt Esther?
Posted by: naturalfake at August 11, 2025 01:24 PM (iJfKG)
Heh.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Dreamingrobot at August 11, 2025 01:25 PM (VwvIc)
Posted by: Jabba The Pritzger at August 11, 2025 01:25 PM (ycs3a)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 11, 2025 01:26 PM (17s+e)
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Tourism declines because violent crime declines? Mmm-kay.
That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 11, 2025 01:26 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at August 11, 2025 01:27 PM (6Tzur)
How is your girl doing? And how are you...?
Posted by: ... at August 11, 2025 01:27 PM (I7DM/)
Posted by: Dreamingrobot at August 11, 2025 01:25 PM (VwvIc)
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Our only hope is that it's an EV Bronco that's spontaneously combusts.
Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 11, 2025 01:27 PM (cO6oP)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 11, 2025 01:27 PM (NtVYv)
Clean Air Act
EPA
US off the gold standard
Wage and Price Controls
DC self-governance
Busing
Increased spending on Social Security, Medicaid and Medicare
China
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 11, 2025 01:19 PM (ev+XL)
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Nixon sucked.
Reagan's rise wasn't just a reaction to Watergate.
Posted by: TJM's phone at August 11, 2025 01:20 PM (hOqj5)
_____________
"Fuck both of you!"
-- Alex P. Keaton
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2025 01:27 PM (iFTx/)
A few weeks ago it was reported the a DC police commander was suspended for falsifying crime stats.
All leftists do is lie and cheat.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2025 01:28 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: ... at August 11, 2025 01:28 PM (I7DM/)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2025 01:14 PM (Riz8t)
Lincoln was never a governor.
Posted by: tankdemon at August 11, 2025 01:18 PM (FVLcK)
Being Da Gov would cut into his Vampire Hunting time too much.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 11, 2025 01:28 PM (wVcYX)
“I should note that the most violent moment in recent DC history was January 6."
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Well, there was bloodshed. Of 2 innocent women shot and trampled to death. By DC cops.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 11, 2025 01:29 PM (qBdHI)
Trump said the homeless will be provided housing "far from the Capital"
When the Donk commie cocksuckers scream about the homeless being shipped out far away, OrangeManBad needs to compromise by putting enormous homeless shelters in Alexandria, Bethesda, Arlington and other upscale DC-adjacent citiesl
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 11, 2025 01:29 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: ... at August 11, 2025 01:27 PM (I7DM/)
Day to day, man.....day to day.
First Lady is doing pretty good. Just came back from the Texas coast after a week with a friend and the First Daughter.
She had a great time.
Now we're trying to get it lined up to have the FiL here to start his 9 week radiation treatments........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 01:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jabba The Pritzger at August 11, 2025 01:25 PM (ycs3a)
Dyno-Mite!
Posted by: J.J. Walker at August 11, 2025 01:30 PM (wVcYX)
That alone is a fairly tall order ... not sure how many there are in DC, or where he plans to move them.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 11, 2025 12:24 PM (vbXSk)
There are plenty of dying-on-the-vine small towns all over the USA; ghost towns in all but name. Give a generous buy-out to the few remaining legit residents, then surround those towns with razor-wire fences, and fill them up with the homeless bums. Provide some policing; provide some building materials, and some food. Let them organize themselves, and create employment. Or not.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2025 01:30 PM (Ux/Nh)
That's my president!
Posted by: m at August 11, 2025 01:30 PM (aURVT)
Posted by: Life of Wryly at August 11, 2025 01:30 PM (ycs3a)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2025 01:30 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: XTC at August 11, 2025 01:22 PM (UnA8+)
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Palin (and Perot before her) were Trump-Lite before Trump was cool.
Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 11, 2025 01:31 PM (cO6oP)
OrangeManBad needs to compromise by putting enormous homeless shelters in Alexandria, Bethesda, Arlington and other upscale DC-adjacent citiesl
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 11, 2025 01:29 PM (y9nCu)
___________
"Winthrop, who ARE these people? I don't recognize any of them from Bryn Mawr."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2025 01:31 PM (kkTda)
I member.
Posted by: TJM's phone at August 11, 2025 01:21 PM (hOqj5)
I still think he should have been appointed Secretary of Labor.
Posted by: tankdemon at August 11, 2025 01:31 PM (FVLcK)
Posted by: tankdemon at August 11, 2025 01:31 PM (FVLcK)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 11, 2025 01:29 PM (qBdHI)
How dare you besmirch our Heroes in Blue™! The thin blue line is the only thing keeping us safe! Next time you're in trouble call BLM! Why do you hate LEOs? Why do you hate AMERICA??!!
Posted by: RESPECT AUTHORITUH!!! at August 11, 2025 01:32 PM (TbWk/)
Will keep all youse guys in my prayers.
Posted by: ... at August 11, 2025 01:32 PM (I7DM/)
Posted by: m at August 11, 2025 01:33 PM (aURVT)
And pink underwear.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 11, 2025 01:11 PM (ZmEVT)
With "JUICY" printed on the backside.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 11, 2025 01:33 PM (g8Ew8)
First Lady is doing pretty good. Just came back from the Texas coast after a week with a friend and the First Daughter.
She had a great time.
Now we're trying to get it lined up to have the FiL here to start his 9 week radiation treatments........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
Prayers.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2025 01:33 PM (rqka2)
Posted by: tankdemon at August 11, 2025 01:31 PM (FVLcK)
Posted by: m at August 11, 2025 01:33 PM (aURVT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2025 12:29 PM (bss/y)
The air hose and compressor get cumbersome after a while.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2025 01:34 PM (Ux/Nh)
Weekly he spins the Dims small brains and reduces them to bobble heads in hula skirts.
I LOVE IT!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 11, 2025 01:36 PM (6PCLE)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2025 12:22 PM (bss/y)
I loved that movie! Sort of what I had in mind when I started prepping, years before the plandemic. I think during the Barky Error, but am unsure.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 11, 2025 01:38 PM (6PCLE)
Posted by: NR Pax at August 11, 2025 12:36 PM (RjOoY)
Just because they pose as vets to beg, doesn't mean they are vets.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2025 01:39 PM (Ux/Nh)
Posted by: BM at August 11, 2025 01:46 PM (wTEIG)
"‘I Am a Disgrace:’ Google Is Trying to Fix Its Depressed Gemini AI"
https://tinyurl.com/2v2jske4
"Screenshots shared on social media platforms like X and Reddit reveal Gemini making statements such as “I am a failure,” “I am a disgrace to my profession,” and even threatening to have a “complete and total mental breakdown.”"
"One particularly troubling interaction, posted by X user Duncan Haldane, showed Gemini seemingly giving up on a task, stating, “I quit. I am clearly not capable of solving this problem. The code is cursed, the test is cursed, and I am a fool. I have made so many mistakes that I can no longer be trusted.”"
Heh
Posted by: javems at August 11, 2025 01:46 PM (8I4hW)
Where exactly? Mars?
Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2025 12:20 PM (Riz8t)
Russia! That's the real reason Trump is meeting with Putin
Posted by: BonnieBlue at August 11, 2025 03:57 PM (g6wIE)
Posted by: gKWVE admits it's worked before at August 11, 2025 12:25 PM (KAw7u)
Actually, sending them to the UK might be a great payback since they sent all their criminals here to begin with.
Posted by: BonnieBlue at August 11, 2025 04:04 PM (g6wIE)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at August 11, 2025 05:01 PM (wGqjj)
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