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Terrific: Lizzo Now Weighs In on the Sydney Sweeney Jeans Ad

Yes, I agree, I cannot believe this non-story is still going after more than two weeks, either.

Lizzo does not have great jeans.

Lizzo is calling out Sydney Sweeney's controversial American Eagle jeans ad in a new song.

Can we retire the ugly, trashy phrase "calling out?"

On Wednesday, the four-time Grammy winner released two clips from a track on social media that name-dropped Sweeney and referenced the viral ad.

In one video snippet for "I'm Goin' In Till October" (below), Lizzo is clad in torn denim while hosing down a Porsche and raps, "No kizzy, he ain't got no business being with me. Fat ass pretty face with the titties. Bitch, I got good jeans like I'm Sydney." (Or perhaps that should be "genes"?).

In the second video, Lizzo opens with a clip of a cable news pundit doing a celebratory rant about the Sweeney ad, declaring, "We're over this woke agenda. We are over the Lizzos, we are over the Dylan Mulvaneys. If this were a 300-pound non-binary person they would be applauding her." Then the video cuts to Lizzo lounging in head-to-toe denim, similar to the Sweeney ad. Lizzo commented on the video, "Lizzo's got good jeans."

The messaging could be seen as a push-back on the Sweeney ad. But it could also be taken as a positive for the American Eagle campaign. The company tried to make the point in a statement on the controversy last week that the marketing effort was meant to be inclusive, and Lizzo adopting the "great jeans" tag for herself could be seen as a co-sign of it's intended message. As company put it in its statement, "We'll continue to celebrate how everyone wears their AE jeans with confidence, their way. Great jeans look good on everyone."

Clips from those videos under the fold.

People pointed out the the Sweeney Jeans/Genes homophonic pun (Homophonic? SO CLOSE TO PRIDE MONTH?) was actually just a straight replay of of an early 80s Brooke Shields ad for Calvin Klein jeans. She also made a pun about "survival of the fittest," fittest meaning "how well these jeans cling to your buttcrack."

American Eagle continues to not back down.
Sydney Sweeney has great aim. And they continue profiting not just from the ad itself, but from their laudable decision to not bow to the woke lunatics.

Her 2019 Instagram video of her shooting guns with a Hollywood gun trainer (I think he trained Keanu Reeves for John Wick) has gone viral.

Sydney Sweeney has impressed conservative admirers with her skills on the gun range after her American Eagle campaign caused controversy.

The "Euphoria" actress' 2019 video of herself shooting targets with Taran Tactical Innovations has resurfaced after the firearms retailer reposted the footage on Instagram Saturday, splicing it with a clip from her controversial denim ad.

Sweeney's Instagram video -- which noted she was "training for a new project" -- attracted plenty of new comments of support from mostly male fans despite it being six years old.

"3000% wifey material 👏🎉💯😮😍😂," one comment reads.

Footage of Sydney Sweeney shooting targets at a gun range from 2019 has attracted many new admirers after her controversial American Eagle jeans campaign. Sydney
"Strong, self thinking women are the sexiest! ❤️🇺🇸 Nice shooting Miss Sweeney!" another comment reads.

"We love this valid American women... 🙌," another user wrote.

On Taran Tactical Innovations' video, more netizens expressed their love for her.

"I am a new fan of Sydney. I hope she doesn't cave to the cancel culture mob!" one user wrote.

"Make America hot again 🇺🇸🦅🔥," another comment reads.

Another video that's gone wild features her replacing the brake-pads on her fastback Mustang.

For some reason, Lizzo decided she wasn't getting enough attention so she did her own "jeans ad."

A lot of people posted this Levi's ad from the surgically-altered Beyonce from a few years ago, and noted that no one freaked out then.

Well of course it didn't cause a fuss. The left insists on what they deceptively call "inclusion," as in, "We just want to be included in your representations of people on-screen."

What they actually mean is, "We just want you to exclude all white people from our screens because seeing them causes our mental illnesses and character flaws like envy to spike."

I mentioned this last Friday, but it's just so egregious I have to post about it again.

Leftist propaganda rag Rolling Stone claims that Akshually leftwingers are not freaking out about the ad at all, it's only right-wingers obsessing over it.

And apparently we're talking about it to deflect from Jeffrey Epstein.

Posted by: Ace at 04:33 PM




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1 "Lizzo does not have great jeans."

She has great big jeans.

Posted by: fd at August 07, 2025 04:33 PM (vFG9F)

2 Bitch is jealous

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2025 04:36 PM (+qU29)

3 Speaking of the 3 ton body problem . . . .

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 04:36 PM (i24o9)

4 "weighs in..."

Did ace already win the thread?

Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2025 04:37 PM (Je/XQ)

5 Terrific: Lizzo Now Weighs In on the Sydney Sweeney Jeans Ad

—Ace
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It's off the charts!

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 04:37 PM (krQz2)

6 NEW: Woman says the American Eagle Sydney Sweeney ad brought back her childhood trauma as a "brown girl."
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Wow. That woman actually managed to find something else I don't give a shit about.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 04:37 PM (I7DM/)

7 Lizzo is a fat disgusting greasy ass mama jama.

Posted by: Ghetto Joe at August 07, 2025 04:37 PM (9GE2E)

8 Clips from those videos under the fold.
......

Lizzo got folds.

Posted by: wth at August 07, 2025 04:37 PM (v0R5T)

9 Those guys over at Rolling Stone are a bunch of dildos.

Posted by: DR. HOOK at August 07, 2025 04:37 PM (b7MbH)

10 I'm a woman, and I'm offended!///

Posted by: lin-duh: I'm a woman and I'm offended! at August 07, 2025 04:37 PM (YDB6U)

11 Speaking of the 3 ton body problem . . . .
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 04:36 PM (i24o9)

Could you have just done 3 body problem there?

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 04:38 PM (I7DM/)

12 Lizzy probably does twice Sydney weight

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2025 04:38 PM (+qU29)

13 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 04:38 PM (tjClK)

14 Can we retire the ugly, trashy phrase "calling out?"
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Especially since nobody uses a stationary phone anymore.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 04:38 PM (krQz2)

15 Lizzo's genes are gravy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 04:38 PM (tjClK)

16 Lizzo does too, have great Jeans.
If you need a replacement sail for your Tall Ship...

Posted by: Gunslinger at August 07, 2025 04:38 PM (R2gO3)

17 Ace,

What's a "Colby Mustang?"

Do you mean a "Shelby," as in Carroll Shelby?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at August 07, 2025 04:38 PM (L5An7)

18 "Clips from those videos under the fold."

No pun intended.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 07, 2025 04:38 PM (JkCto)

19 Lizzo recreates Sydney Sweeney’s American Eagle ad.

Uh, she may want to re-cast the lead in her version.

Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2025 04:38 PM (Je/XQ)

20 Lizzy probably does twice Sydney weight

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2025 04:38 PM (+qU29)
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In hamhocks alone.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 04:38 PM (krQz2)

21 Who bitch is this "Lizzo?"

Posted by: Gene Gene the Dancing Machine at August 07, 2025 04:39 PM (p4Gz+)

22 "Lizzo's got good jeans."
_____________________________

Translation: structurally reinforced with titanium thread.

Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2025 04:39 PM (dIske)

23 Rolling Stone is a shit rag that no one reads. How is it still afloat after USAID was dismantled?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 04:39 PM (tjClK)

24 Lizzo is looking better these days.

If she's improving her health. I'm happy for her.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 04:39 PM (krQz2)

25 Ozempic is working for Lizzo. Now, she's just fat. She looks a ton better that way.

Posted by: Nova Local at August 07, 2025 04:40 PM (tOcjL)

26
When I see the name Lizzo I read it as Lizard.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 04:40 PM (3ek7K)

27 CBD 's worst art post > Lizzo's fat rolls

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2025 04:40 PM (r/xMY)

28 You know what we need to stop all of this "not see" blue jeans nonsense is for sydney sweeny to pose completely naked. No jeans, nothing. That would put this controversy to rest.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 07, 2025 04:40 PM (0N4FZ)

29 Whoa, those were actual brake shoes and not pads on rotors. Really old school stuff. Used a brake spring tool, too.

That may be even more impressive than her shooting.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2025 04:40 PM (tT6L1)

30 Is the X vid with Sydney and the Mustang real? If so, I'm inclined to think she is pretty "real" (as in, in touch with the real world) herself.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2025 04:40 PM (omVj0)

31 What's a "Colby Mustang?"

Do you mean a "Shelby," as in Carroll Shelby?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at August 07, 2025 04:38 PM (L5An7)


It's the 78 fox body with the I4 and 3 speed automatic dressed up like a big boy Mustang.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 04:40 PM (tjClK)

32 Ozempic is working for Lizzo. Now, she's just fat. She looks a ton better that way.
Posted by: Nova Local at August 07, 2025 04:40 PM (tOcjL)


'Ton' being the operative word there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 04:41 PM (tjClK)

33 Ace, what's the problem here? Lizzo mentions getting a bottle of Ace (!!) in 'da club.

You're getting name checks all over the place. First an LGBTQ+-= shelter in NYC, and now a Lizzo video. You'll be part of the cultural zeitgeist any moment now.

Big-time, here we come! Just remember us little people, please.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 07, 2025 04:41 PM (rVWDP)

34 A "Colby Mustang" has cheese slices in between the seat upholstery and the padding. Squishy and aromatic.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2025 04:41 PM (omVj0)

35 I don't see much of this Sydney Sweeny stuff where I am, but one thing I notice in the photos I do see, and which I have not seen mentioned --

SS always seems happy and smiling. That is one way to know she isn't a lefty.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at August 07, 2025 04:41 PM (78A15)

36 Lizzard

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2025 04:41 PM (+qU29)

37 Lizzo recreates Sydney Sweeney’s American Eagle ad.
.....

Be funny if she tore the ass seam out of 'em.

Posted by: wth at August 07, 2025 04:41 PM (v0R5T)

38 >>>Another video that's gone wild features her replacing the brake-pads on her fastback Colby.

Oh, Ace. We love you man.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 04:42 PM (i24o9)

39 >>> Can we retire the ugly, trashy phrase "calling out?"

=====

Can we add "throwing shade" to the list?

Posted by: Turn 2 at August 07, 2025 04:42 PM (CyFyf)

40 Lizzo is looking better these days.

If she's improving her health. I'm happy for her.
Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 04:39 PM (krQz2)


So, are we allowed to not celebrate morbid obesity now?

I'm so confused.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 04:42 PM (tjClK)

41 34 A "Colby Mustang" has cheese slices in between the seat upholstery and the padding. Squishy and aromatic.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,
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I had a chevy like that, only with french fries

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at August 07, 2025 04:42 PM (78A15)

42 Well of course it didn't cause a fuss. The left insists on what they deceptively call "inclusion," as in, "We just want to be included in your representations of people on-screen."

---
"We just want to stay in the hospital room like family."

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 04:42 PM (krQz2)

43 A "Colby Mustang" has cheese slices in between the seat upholstery and the padding. Squishy and aromatic.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,
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I had a chevy like that, only with french fries
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at August 07, 2025

***
When you were done, you could use the grease on the suspension fittings.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2025 04:43 PM (omVj0)

44 "It is so difficult to grow up as a person of color, specifically a woman, and view yourself as beautiful in any sense of the word."

It is interesting how many "persons of color" we have telling us how hard it is to be a person of color that don't actually look like a person of color.

I'm reminded of Sparkle Farkle complaining about something similiar where, TBH, I had no idea she was "black" until that point as I know plenty of "white" people darker then her.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 04:43 PM (t0Rmr)

45 Ozempic is working for Lizzo.
......

Her plumber just hired on full time.

Posted by: wth at August 07, 2025 04:44 PM (v0R5T)

46 That second cunt video...by "person of color" does she mean having a tan? Being olive-complected? On what planet is that bitch "colored?"

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 07, 2025 04:44 PM (XMwZJ)

47 That little brown girl is ugly. Has a dick for a nose.

Posted by: Paper bag Test at August 07, 2025 04:44 PM (9GE2E)

48 holy hell could RS find a worse photo of Sydney my God they are bitchy

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 07, 2025 04:44 PM (Pv3Rg)

49 I also noticed Ms. Sweeney's hands were black with brake dust after she was done.

Not something one would do just for show, because brake dust doesn't wash off all that readily.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2025 04:44 PM (tT6L1)

50 Colby, Shelby, whatever it takes

Posted by: Michael Keaton at August 07, 2025 04:44 PM (78A15)

51 It's the 78 fox body with the I4 and 3 speed automatic dressed up like a big boy Mustang.
Posted by: Sponge
-----
Look at you knowing stuff and things....

Posted by: lin-duh: I'm a woman and I'm offended! at August 07, 2025 04:44 PM (YDB6U)

52 I have a Mustang in my garage. Pulled the engine in it somewhere around 2012. Now, it's covered in garage storage shit since I have a wife and kid and life got in the way of restoration.

I'm a Shelby fan. My brother calls my Mustang "Shelfy" since I'll never have a Shelby and it's pretty much a shelf currently.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 04:44 PM (tjClK)

53 Tell me that Sweeney’s face isn’t weird in that last pic.

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 04:44 PM (77rzZ)

54 Can we retire the ugly, trashy phrase "calling out?"

=====

Can we add "throwing shade" to the list?
Posted by: Turn 2 at August 07, 2025

***
Yes! If you live in a hot climate, shade is a desirable thing!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2025 04:45 PM (omVj0)

55 26 When I see the name Lizzo I read it as Lizard.


missed it by *that* much, monkey-boy!

Posted by: dr. emilio lizardo at August 07, 2025 04:45 PM (sGtp+)

56 Optional cheese slices to hide under each titty.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 07, 2025 04:45 PM (4mUWY)

57 Went to AE yesterday. Jeans are on sale buy one get one 50 off. Sizes range from 000 xtra short to Lizzo. Good fabric

Posted by: Euro at August 07, 2025 04:45 PM (6En8V)

58 Lizzo is revolting. And she just casually drops the N word about a million times in the "song."

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 07, 2025 04:45 PM (XMwZJ)

59 Lizzo = Skid-ney Sweeney

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 04:46 PM (I7DM/)

60 Can we retire the ugly, trashy phrase "calling out?"

=====

Can we add "throwing shade" to the list?
Posted by: Turn 2 at August 07, 2025

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"Sus" for me, please.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 04:46 PM (krQz2)

61 Sydney Sweeney caused a digital kerfuffle with her “good jeans” ad campaign with American Eagle, but it’s actually not crybaby liberals who are hopelessly obsessing over Sweeney's jeans, genes, body, and politics — it’s Republicans and Fox News.

I assume part of what is driving the news coverage of this story from the right, left, and everywhere is that it is an excuse to show an attractive woman to get eyeballs.

It is similiar to how if you look at the magazines in your grocery store checkout aisle:

Women's health/fashion/beauty magazines all usually have attractive women on the cover

AND

Men's health/fashion/lifestyle magazines all usually have attractive women on the cover (just standing with a man)

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 04:46 PM (t0Rmr)

62 Posted by: Turn 2 at August 07, 2025 04:42 PM (CyFyf)
_______________________________

Well, while we're at it, why not just throw "woke" on the list. Woke is the past tense of wake. It is not an adjective. That would be "awakened."

And, as I understand it, "woke" in adjective form first originated in "black slang." It was pilfered by the leftist wine moms.

Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2025 04:46 PM (dIske)

63 Lizzo doesn't have great jean. But what she lacks in quality she makes up in quantity.

Posted by: Minuteman at August 07, 2025 04:46 PM (IaqET)

64 Beyonce is not revolting...but is still steatopygic. Not really attractive.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 07, 2025 04:46 PM (XMwZJ)

65 NEW: Woman says the American Eagle Sydney Sweeney ad brought back her childhood trauma as a "brown girl."

"It is so difficult to grow up as a person of color, specifically a woman, and view yourself as beautiful in any sense of the word."


Lady, you're brown because your so incredibly full of SHIT.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 04:46 PM (tjClK)

66 Bib-ney Sweeney

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 04:46 PM (I7DM/)

67 54 Can we retire the ugly, trashy phrase "calling out?"


agree on 'throwing shade'

me myself I'm still fighting 'hating on'

and 'loving on'

come on people

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 07, 2025 04:47 PM (Pv3Rg)

68 Fridgeney Sweeney

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 04:47 PM (I7DM/)

69 I had a chevy like that, only with french fries
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus)
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Heh.

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 07, 2025 04:47 PM (X7zFE)

70 Can we retire the ugly, trashy phrase "calling out?"

Ace is calling out calling out.

Posted by: Mr. Meta at August 07, 2025 04:47 PM (0sNs1)

71 Can we retire the ugly, trashy phrase "calling out?"

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Can we add "throwing shade" to the list?
Posted by: Turn 2 at August 07, 2025

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"Sus" for me, please.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 04:46 PM (krQz2)

But "sus" is so fetch.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 04:47 PM (i24o9)

72 Has a dick for a nose.

And a nose for dick!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 07, 2025 04:47 PM (4mUWY)

73 Before I moved out of Houston I would drive out to Ft Bend County on Beechnut St. Turns out it was big Lizzo under a Statue of Liberty costume dancing in the median to advertise one of the those fast tax refund stores.

Posted by: DanMan at August 07, 2025 04:47 PM (8uzBS)

74 Remake of The Blob

Posted by: In search of at August 07, 2025 04:47 PM (63Dwl)

75 I almost wonder if AE slipped Lizzo some $ to do the ad. Every day this is in the media, they sell another dozen semis full of jeans.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2025 04:48 PM (W/lyH)

76 Can we retire the ugly, trashy phrase "calling out?"

=====

Can we add "throwing shade" to the list?
Posted by: Turn 2 at August 07, 2025

I also hate "clapping back." Stupid dumbness.

Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo, Got a Ton of Boring Stories at August 07, 2025 04:48 PM (0aYVJ)

77 I don't see much of this Sydney Sweeny stuff where I am, but one thing I notice in the photos I do see, and which I have not seen mentioned --

SS always seems happy and smiling. That is one way to know she isn't a lefty.

While we can't control our genes, 90%+ of attractiveness is chosen. Think of all those pictures you've seen of attractive young women prior to going to some leftwing college that come out looking like a potato...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 04:48 PM (t0Rmr)

78 I’ve never liked “double down.”

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 04:48 PM (77rzZ)

79 Nikki McCann Ramirez looks like what you'd expect. I'll bet she helped pick the SS photo for the article.

Ugly princess of Woke.

The jealous bile boils right up through the page.

Posted by: M. Gaga at August 07, 2025 04:49 PM (D7Vnf)

80
Can we retire the ugly, trashy phrase "calling out?"

Ace is calling out calling out.
Posted by: Mr. Meta at August 07, 2025 04:47 PM (0sNs1)
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Calling out in transit
Calling out in transit
Radio Free Europe
Radio Free Europe

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Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 04:49 PM (krQz2)

81 I see Rolling Stone continues to labor under the delusion that it was a sick burn on the trannie issue to retort, "why are you so obsessed with what people do in bathrooms?"

The best part about the Blue Bubble is that it so perfectly insulates them from any feedback.

They really have no idea what they don't know; there's an entire universe out there that BlueSky Bullies have no idea even exists.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 07, 2025 04:49 PM (gBFby)

82 >And a nose for dick!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 07, 2025 04:47 PM (4mUWY)

Do tell!!!!

Posted by: Mayor Pete! at August 07, 2025 04:49 PM (NgqoH)

83 Also hate “over/under.” WTH does that mean?

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 04:49 PM (77rzZ)

84 It is amusing when you think about it they were are collectively having an argument about whether people should prefer to see an attractive woman in a clothing advertisement or if we should be forced to look at objectively unattractive people.

The left is fighting against the whole of biology.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 04:49 PM (t0Rmr)

85 I'm just passing through like an American plane dropping 30,000 pound bombs on Iran.

We can't lose this Sweeney fight. If the left tires the Horde out of talking about boobs, then evil has won. Stay strong.

Back to work. Everyone have happy evening.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 17.6% at August 07, 2025 04:50 PM (jvJvP)

86 Didn't Levis just do a copycat ad with Beyonce? Where is the outrage?

Posted by: Decaf at August 07, 2025 04:50 PM (unUNN)

87 -----
Look at you knowing stuff and things....
Posted by: lin-duh: I'm a woman and I'm offended! at August 07, 2025 04:44 PM (YDB6U)


HA! I was trying to be funny. LMFAO.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 04:50 PM (tjClK)

88 Nikki McCann Ramirez looks like what you'd expect. I'll bet she helped pick the SS photo for the article.

Ugly princess of Woke.


She looks vaxxinated.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 04:50 PM (t0Rmr)

89 Did ace already win the thread?
Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2025 04:37 PM

For those who read his content, Ace wins every Thread.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 07, 2025 04:50 PM (0sNs1)

90 64 Beyonce is not revolting...but is still steatopygic. Not really attractive.
Posted by: Angzar

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I like steatopygics, I can not lie.

Posted by: Baby got a thesaurus at August 07, 2025 04:50 PM (78A15)

91 Sydney's GT-350 must be fairly original if it still has drum brakes. That prolly adds a lotta dolla to the value too.

Posted by: DanMan at August 07, 2025 04:51 PM (8uzBS)

92 And a nose for dick!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 07, 2025 04:47 PM (4mUWY)

Do tell!!!!
Posted by: Mayor Pete! at August 07, 2025 04:49 PM (NgqoH)


In the 69 his dick nose will enter his rear.

Posted by: Humpty at August 07, 2025 04:51 PM (tjClK)

93 Also hate “over/under.” WTH does that mean?
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 04:49 PM (77rzZ)
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You just called out two phrases that I find quite useful.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 04:51 PM (krQz2)

94 Can we retire the ugly, trashy phrase "calling out?"

=====

Can we add "throwing shade" to the list?
Posted by: Turn 2

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"Sus" for me, please.
Posted by: Axeman

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"Lie on" or "tell on"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 07, 2025 04:51 PM (mlg/3)

95 "I wonder what Lizzo thinks about the Sidney Sweeney ad" is not a sentence I would ever on my own come up with before the heat death of the universe.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 07, 2025 04:51 PM (B9Prs)

96 Lizzo weighs in ....
ISWYDT

Posted by: Ha ha at August 07, 2025 04:52 PM (3Jagb)

97 Can we retire the ugly, trashy phrase "calling out?"
--------

Equally, I feel we should be allowed to *punch* anyone who uses the phrase "clapped back...".

Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2025 04:52 PM (TN0g+)

98 94 Can we retire the ugly, trashy phrase "calling out?"

=====

Can we add "throwing shade" to the list?
Posted by: Turn 2

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"Sus" for me, please.
Posted by: Axeman

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"Lie on" or "tell on"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 07, 2025 04:51 PM (mlg/3)

fr fr

no cap

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 07, 2025 04:52 PM (B9Prs)

99 there's an entire universe out there that BlueSky Bullies have no idea even exists.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 07, 2025 04:49 PM

We're good with that.

Posted by: Texas and Wyoming at August 07, 2025 04:52 PM (0sNs1)

100 85 I'm just passing through like an American plane dropping 30,000 pound bombs on Iran.

We can't lose this Sweeney fight. If the left tires the Horde out of talking about boobs, then evil has won. Stay strong.

Back to work. Everyone have happy evening.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 17.6% at August 07, 2025 04:50 PM (jvJvP)


We will not go tits up!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2025 04:52 PM (W/lyH)

101 Did ace already win the thread?
Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2025 04:37 PM

For those who read his content, Ace wins every Thread.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 07, 2025 04:50 PM (0sNs1)
---
So, rookies?

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 04:52 PM (krQz2)

102 Boob threads > Bob (Mueller) threads

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 04:52 PM (t0Rmr)

103 "Sus" for me, please.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 04:46 PM (krQz2)

But "sus" is so fetch.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 04:47 PM (i24o9)


I've pretty much hated every shortening of common words or names because society is just to f*cking lazy to say the whole word or name.

Posted by: Humpty at August 07, 2025 04:53 PM (tjClK)

104 >81 I see Rolling Stone continues to labor under the delusion that it was a sick burn on the trannie issue to retort, "why are you so obsessed with what people do in bathrooms?"

I couldn't give two fucks what Crying Game Jame Gumb retarded crap dudes in a dress do in their own home. But that shit doesn't fly if you try to occupy a ladies room with my wife or daughter.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 07, 2025 04:53 PM (NgqoH)

105 Also, because I think it's hilarious watching fake 'conservative' women fight, I looked more at that whole free for all.

It just kept getting bigger with none of the chick's backing down, just getting more vicious. Tbf, they started off at about 9 on the vicious scale.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 04:53 PM (zZu0s)

106 >>> Yes! If you live in a hot climate, shade is a desirable thing!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2025 04:45 PM (omVj0)

=====

When I first heard it I thought for sure it was a compliment, as in, let me help cool you off by getting youout of the sun. 🤦‍♂️

Posted by: Turn 2 at August 07, 2025 04:53 PM (CyFyf)

107 damn........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 04:53 PM (tjClK)

108 Stacy Dash is far more attractive than Beyonce

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 07, 2025 04:53 PM (gBFby)

109 Woman says the American Eagle Sydney Sweeney ad brought back her childhood trauma as a "brown girl."
------

Was that "childhood trauma" the moment she realized she weighed at two or three times what Tyra Banks weighed in her prime?

Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2025 04:53 PM (TN0g+)

110 “I love me some —“

Ugh

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 04:54 PM (77rzZ)

111 "why are you so obsessed with what people do in bathrooms?"


Well, raping teenagers in VA public school bathrooms seems to be one of the things the trans-patrol wants to mainstream so...hell no assholes?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 04:54 PM (t0Rmr)

112 I'll throw my hat into the ring.

The one that gets me is "big dick energy," because I mostly hear it being tossed around by pasty gamer nerd streamers.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 04:54 PM (i24o9)

113 >>> I've pretty much hated every shortening of common words or names because society is just to f*cking lazy to say the whole word or name.
Posted by: Humpty at August 07, 2025 04:53 PM (tjClK)

======

IKR

Posted by: Turn 2 at August 07, 2025 04:54 PM (CyFyf)

114 I've pretty much hated every shortening of common words or names because society is just to f*cking lazy to say the whole word or name.

Posted by: Humpty at August 07, 2025 04:53 PM (tjClK)
---
This, too is the story of the French language.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 04:54 PM (krQz2)

115 Sydney Sweeney = Hotter than a hot dog

Lizzo = Fatter than a truckload of hot dogs

I also took Lizzo in the death pool. Myocardial infarction.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 07, 2025 04:54 PM (we6p7)

116 attracted plenty of new comments of support from mostly male fans despite it being six years old

They think men won't watch something because it's old? They think we're shallow and presentist? When there's decent-looking women involved? Do these writers know any men? Heck, I bet most have a nostalgic Playboy or a poster of Farrah Fawcett somewhere from when they turned 13. "Yes, Lynda Carter is still hot in my mind."

Posted by: GWB at August 07, 2025 04:54 PM (Mi0CH)

117 First look at that video I thought ... "wow, she's showing a lot of tit" ... then I saw it was just her first fat roll, no nipple.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 07, 2025 04:54 PM (vbXSk)

118 Beyoncé looks fine except that a black woman
with blonde hair looks silly.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2025 04:54 PM (2GCMq)

119 The left is fighting against the whole of biology.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 04:49 PM (t0Rmr)
______________________

Systemic racism. Your racist upbringing conditioned you to perceive white, large boobed, skinny women to represent beauty. Had you upbringing suggested that FAT, BEHEMOTH SIZED, HAIRY, DIRIGIBLE SIZED DARK SKINNED women to be beautiful the shoe would be on the other SWOLLEN, SWEATY, STRAP INDENTED SOON TO BE REMOVED BY DIABETES type foot.

Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2025 04:54 PM (dIske)

120 Yeah, no one on the right was talking about the Sweeney ad until the land whales started losing their sh*t about it.

I had already given up on the Epstein thing; i had some small hope Trump would be able to get something out but that failing to happen wasn't a huge surprise. The people involved with this kind of thing aren't going to suffer any penalties.

Posted by: Nelly at August 07, 2025 04:54 PM (cHLus)

121 This is too stupid to raise a ruckus about. A nice looking girl makes a tv commercial. Why is that controversial? Have people nothing better to do with their lives?

Posted by: Case at August 07, 2025 04:55 PM (NnONT)

122 I'm so old I remember when Lena Horne was the hottie.

Posted by: DanMan at August 07, 2025 04:55 PM (8uzBS)

123
I think most of shortening of words comes from texting.

I hate it. Use the correct words.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 04:55 PM (3ek7K)

124 Remember how FBI deputy director Dan Bongino said he was sickened by what he has discovered? Well we now know why - Epstein was an FBI asset all along.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppvnFi-jHkc

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at August 07, 2025 04:55 PM (Da7Vv)

125 One phrase I dislike:

It's been a minute since I...

Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo, Got a Ton of Boring Stories at August 07, 2025 04:55 PM (0aYVJ)

126 Systemic racism. Your racist upbringing conditioned you to perceive white, large boobed, skinny women to represent beauty

For the record I am more then willing to study Asian, hispanic, or black large boobed, skinny women too

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 04:56 PM (t0Rmr)

127 The one that gets me is "big dick energy," because I mostly hear it being tossed around by pasty gamer nerd streamers.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 04:54 PM

You should, how you say, come hang out with me.

Posted by: Paolo at August 07, 2025 04:56 PM (0sNs1)

128 ======

IKR
Posted by: Turn 2 at August 07, 2025 04:54 PM (CyFyf)


Typing them is one thing....saying them out loud is something completely different.

I mean, I do occasionally say LOL instead of actually laughing, but that's when I don't really find it funny enough to laugh at, but it needs acknowledgement as an almost funny thing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 04:56 PM (tjClK)

129 Uh.... American Eagle only makes up to size 18 Jeans...

Pretty sure that won't fit Lizzo duh Lizard.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2025 04:56 PM (mP0Kj)

130 I like 'be a better man/woman.'

I don't like 'be better!' How about fuck off?

Also, I think one of the most t insulting, rage inducing things is 'keep his/her name out of your mouth!' That one fills me with rage for some reason. The utter arrogance to try to fucking thought police my fucking speech princess?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 04:56 PM (zZu0s)

131 Only Mustang makes it happen,
Mustang, Mustang '68!

Posted by: Mad Avenue at August 07, 2025 04:56 PM (G5+As)

132 Beyonce is five years past her use by date.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2025 04:56 PM (W/lyH)

133 You should, how you say, come hang out with me.

Posted by: Paolo at August 07, 2025 04:56 PM (0sNs1)

No homo.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 04:57 PM (i24o9)

134 3000% wifey material
-------

Incidentally you can see this same comment on one of Lizzo's videos.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 04:57 PM (E0p3T)

135 Big Dick Energy > Five hour energy

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 07, 2025 04:57 PM (t0Rmr)

136 Is "Lizzo" a new species in the order Elephantiae?

Posted by: zombie at August 07, 2025 04:57 PM (pMi6S)

137 Mustang II- Boredom Zero!

Posted by: Ad Man at August 07, 2025 04:57 PM (G5+As)

138 Uh.... American Eagle only makes up to size 18 Jeans...

That's something like a 40in waist right?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 04:58 PM (t0Rmr)

139 Lizzy probably does twice Sydney weight
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2025 04:38 PM (+qU29)

Whoever her jeans company is should do an ad on how strong their jeans are........

Posted by: GWB at August 07, 2025 04:58 PM (Mi0CH)

140 remember when Lena Horne was the hottie.

Eve was bang'n, homie.

Posted by: man at August 07, 2025 04:58 PM (cGjQu)

141 The most shocking thing about the Lizzo vid is there are actually some books on her bookshelf.

One titled "art" and the other "WOMEN" from what I can read.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 07, 2025 04:58 PM (gBFby)

142
Incidentally you can see this same comment on one of Lizzo's videos.
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 04:57 PM (E0p3T)


1. She has tons of money.

2. There are tons of 'chubby chasers' in the black world.

3. She has tons of money.

4. Tons.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 04:58 PM (tjClK)

143 Ironically enough, Lizzo throws a lot of shade and no one within it can call out.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 04:58 PM (E0p3T)

144 I think this is supportive of the Sydney ad and not a whine. That is a good thing.

Say what you will about Beyoncé and her politics, she is really pretty.

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 04:59 PM (pZEOD)

145 I approve of this post.

Posted by: Sir Mix-a-lot at August 07, 2025 04:59 PM (Dv3i1)

146 The tragedy is that Lizzo's tits, even with extra obesity-cellulite, are still smaller than Sidney Sweeney's.

Posted by: zombie at August 07, 2025 04:59 PM (pMi6S)

147 Is Lizzo the sic pig who made her production team shoot bananas from their nethers ?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 07, 2025 04:59 PM (/lPRQ)

148 124 Remember how FBI deputy director Dan Bongino said he was sickened by what he has discovered? Well we now know why - Epstein was an FBI asset all along.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppvnFi-jHkc
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at August 07, 2025 04:55 PM (Da7Vv)
_________________________________

I've been saying for a long while that the most important tell on Epstein is the treatment he got back in 2008. Palm Beach PD had him nailed. The feds step in and remove the charges involving minors without explanation. They give him a NPA (Non-Prosecution Agreement on Fed charges) and don't tell the victims. Then he gets work release with no records to show if he complied. That was his recruitment right there. Epstein had nothing to negotiate with, and got a sweetheart deal.

Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2025 04:59 PM (dIske)

149 This one is wearing out its welcome: low-key.

Like: I'm low-key surprised about that news about Jasmine Crockett being a bully.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 05:00 PM (krQz2)

150 I like 'be a better man/woman.'

I don't like 'be better!' How about fuck off?

Posted by: Aetius451AD

I hate "Live your best life."

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 05:00 PM (77rzZ)

151 2. There are tons of 'chubby chasers' in the black world.

I can see how some men would find a woman a little above her optimal weight to be attractive but if you are spherical how can that be attractive?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 05:00 PM (t0Rmr)

152 It's funny how Lizzo was able to overcome sexually abusing and fat shaming her crew so completely.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:00 PM (tjClK)

153 Yes we can def retire the phrase 'calling out'.
Now what can replace it?
She commented on
She replied to
She made a judgement call

I'm going with she opened her big fat cake hole and crossed Sidney Sweeny's boundaries and needs to have her
SNAP junk food eatin fat face punched in..

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 05:00 PM (VPPG8)

154 I think most of shortening of words comes from texting.

I hate it. Use the correct words.

Posted by: fourseasons


K!

Posted by: Compliance Is Mandatory at August 07, 2025 05:00 PM (G5+As)

155 Anyway, Lizzo is proof we need some level of illegal immigration.

Fucking her is definitely a job Americans won't do.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 07, 2025 05:00 PM (gBFby)

156 Ironically enough, Lizzo throws a lot of shade and no one within it can call out.

The moon throws less shade during an eclipse.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2025 05:00 PM (Riz8t)

157 Ugly miserable women resenting beautiful happy women is a story as old as history.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 07, 2025 05:00 PM (qTttR)

158 >Whoever her jeans company is should do an ad on how strong their jeans are........

Posted by: GWB at August 07, 2025 04:58 PM (Mi0CH)

Tuff Skins...these jeans aren't just strong, they're Lizzo strong™

Posted by: Sears Roebuck Marketing Dept at August 07, 2025 05:01 PM (NgqoH)

159 86 Didn't Levis just do a copycat ad with Beyonce? Where is the outrage?
Posted by: Decaf at August

Levi’s did it first.

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 05:01 PM (pZEOD)

160 I like 'be a better man/woman.'

I don't like 'be better!' How about fuck off?

Posted by: Aetius451AD



Be better, Aetius.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:01 PM (tjClK)

161 Is "Lizzo" a new species in the order Elephantiae?
Posted by: zombie at August 07, 2025 04:57 PM

Elephants and Loxodonts belong to the order Proboscidea.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 07, 2025 05:01 PM (0sNs1)

162 >>> I mean, I do occasionally say LOL instead of actually laughing, but that's when I don't really find it funny enough to laugh at, but it needs acknowledgement as an almost funny thing.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 04:56 PM (tjClK)

======

I’m not even a fan of the typing.

My son uses "rn" all the time. As in right now.
I just got a text from a 21 year old coworker who used "tn". From the context I figured out he meant "tonight". Ugh.

Posted by: Turn 2 at August 07, 2025 05:01 PM (CyFyf)

163
Victor,

You are correct.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 05:01 PM (3ek7K)

164 Anyway, Lizzo is proof we need some level of illegal immigration.

Fucking her is definitely a job Americans won't do.

Hey not even with Pablo's dick

Posted by: Juan at August 07, 2025 05:01 PM (t0Rmr)

165 SS always seems happy and smiling. That is one way to know she isn't a lefty.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at August 07, 2025 04:41 PM (78A15)

Bingo. And it makes her attractive. Honestly happy smiling adds +2 to a woman, IMO.

Posted by: GWB at August 07, 2025 05:01 PM (Mi0CH)

166 "The way he hit from the back
I might give him one of my Grammys"

*barf*

Posted by: wth at August 07, 2025 05:01 PM (v0R5T)

167 Elephants and Loxodonts belong to the order Proboscidea.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 07, 2025 05:01 PM (0sNs1)


So, you're saying Lizzo is actually Loxodonuts.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:01 PM (tjClK)

168 Or Lotsodonuts.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:01 PM (tjClK)

169 Say what you will about Beyoncé and her politics, she is really pretty.
Posted by: Piper

Despite her girth, I've always thought Queen Latifah was, too. A great smile and beautiful skin.

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 05:02 PM (77rzZ)

170 I like 'be a better man/woman.'
I don't like 'be better!' How about fuck off?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

===

Be better, Aetius.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:01 PM

#BeBetter

Posted by: Michelle O. at August 07, 2025 05:02 PM (0sNs1)

171 Can you actually change brake pads while wearing fake nails? I'm genuinely interested if anyone knows. Those things look like dysfunctional claws to me.

Posted by: the lower depths at August 07, 2025 05:02 PM (+b4rY)

172 I call her Schizo or Shitzo

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 05:02 PM (VPPG8)

173 Sydney Sweeney has a lovely belly and belly button.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at August 07, 2025 05:03 PM (kTd/k)

174 I’m not even a fan of the typing.

My son uses "rn" all the time. As in right now.
I just got a text from a 21 year old coworker who used "tn". From the context I figured out he meant "tonight". Ugh.
Posted by: Turn 2 at August 07, 2025 05:01 PM (CyFyf)


Yeah, with ya. My daughter makes fun of me for using complete sentences and punctuation in texts.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:03 PM (tjClK)

175 Sydney Sweeney has a lovely belly and belly button.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at August 07, 2025 05:03 PM

Never looked. Innie or outie?

Posted by: Michelle O. at August 07, 2025 05:03 PM (0sNs1)

176 The bad news and the worse news.

New York Post@nypost
Heinz and Smoothie King unveil bizarre ketchup smoothie — and are hit with backlash over ‘dirty’ drink: ‘I fear these are the end times’

New York Post@nypost
Stressed adults rely on pacifiers to soothe themselves: ‘I feel a sense of safety from childhood’

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 07, 2025 05:03 PM (L/fGl)

177
Say what you will about Beyoncé and her politics, she is really pretty.
Posted by: Piper

If you like man-faces.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 07, 2025 05:03 PM (Xhg9g)

178 i remember seeing a pic of lizzo lying on a beach somewhere a few years ago. she looked like a walrus

Posted by: gnats local678 at August 07, 2025 05:04 PM (CWTWj)

179 Have people nothing better to do with their lives?
___

Correct.

Posted by: Real Life is Online at August 07, 2025 05:04 PM (Dv3i1)

180 Ugly miserable women resenting beautiful happy women is a story as old as histor
=====
We're right over here!! Watch buddy.!!!

Posted by: 3.step sisters of Cinderella at August 07, 2025 05:04 PM (3Jagb)

181 Brown girl need to have a chat with her lip doctor, her mouth seems to be sliding around the side of her head.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 05:04 PM (8avO+)

182
Be better, Aetius.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:01 PM

#BeBetter
Posted by: Michelle O. at August 07, 2025 05:02 PM (0sNs1)


#BeBest

Posted by: Melania Trump at August 07, 2025 05:04 PM (tjClK)

183 175 Sydney Sweeney has a lovely belly and belly button.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at August 07, 2025 05:03 PM

Never looked. Innie or outie?
Posted by: Michelle O. at August 07, 2025

Innie

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at August 07, 2025 05:04 PM (kTd/k)

184 Be better, Aetius.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:01 PM (tjClK)

How about fuck off sponge. And for once do it fucking actually first.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 05:04 PM (zZu0s)

185 Say what you will about Beyoncé and her politics, she is really pretty.
Posted by: Piper

OK, Ms. MixALot.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 05:04 PM (i24o9)

186
Yeah, no wonder women think Beyonsay is nice-looking -- she has the face of handsome man.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 07, 2025 05:04 PM (Xhg9g)

187 But what she lacks in quality she makes up in quantity.
Posted by: Minuteman at August 07, 2025 04:46 PM (IaqET)

"Quantity has a quality all its own."

Posted by: GWB at August 07, 2025 05:05 PM (Mi0CH)

188 171 Can you actually change brake pads while wearing fake nails? I'm genuinely interested if anyone knows. Those things look like dysfunctional claws to me.
Posted by: the lower depths at August 07, 2025 05:02 PM (+b4rY)

Pretty sure that's part of the point. Like how having callused hands used to mean you did manual labor all day, having nails that inhibit your ability to perform low class tasks is proof that you are not a member of that class. You don't have to do that kind of work. It's beneath you.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 07, 2025 05:05 PM (B9Prs)

189 Sing, if you're proud to be straight,
Want big-titted gals as your mate.

Posted by: The anti-Tom Robinson's forgotten hit at August 07, 2025 05:05 PM (pMi6S)

190 My 23-year-old son is always saying "That's fair" after someone makes a statement. I guess he's indicating agreement with it, or saying "good point?"

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 05:05 PM (77rzZ)

191 Say what you will about Beyoncé and her politics, she is really pretty.
Posted by: Piper

If you like man-faces.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 07, 2025 05:03 PM (Xhg9g)


Disagree.
I thinks she is prettier than SS, but she needs to drop about 15 lbs. The camera is not her friend.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2025 05:05 PM (W/lyH)

192
I know of no man who thinks Beyonce is hot. All her fans are women, girls, & fags.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 07, 2025 05:05 PM (Xhg9g)

193
New York Post@nypost
Stressed adults rely on pacifiers to soothe themselves: ‘I feel a sense of safety from childhood’
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 07, 2025 05:03 PM (L/fGl)


Oh ferf*ckssakes..........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:05 PM (tjClK)

194 Have people nothing better to do with their lives?
___

Correct.
Posted by: Real Life is Online at August 07, 2025 05:04 PM (Dv3i1)

*looks around*

Not at the moment. I am caught up nicely.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 05:06 PM (zZu0s)

195 Tuff Skins...these jeans aren't just strong, they're Lizzo strong™
Posted by: Sears Roebuck Marketing Dept at August 07, 2025 05:01 PM (NgqoH)

**TRIGGERED**

I had to wear TuffSkins as a kid. The ones in different colors. Yes, I got beat up.

Posted by: GWB at August 07, 2025 05:06 PM (Mi0CH)

196 I'm "calling out" Lizzo. It's over, lady. Nobody's celebrating obesity anymore. Nobody cares that you're black either. You're a flautist by trade. Most of them are white and don't require capital outlay for the stage buttresses you need.

You're grift is done, and it was lucrative while it lasted. Take your cash and use it to make Dutch strippers eat chicken wings out of your ample asscrack.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2025 05:06 PM (Frm63)

197 "Quantity has a quality all its own."
Posted by: GWB at August 07, 2025 05:05 PM

Cut. Jib. Newsletter?

Posted by: Lena D., Trigglypuff, Stacey, and The View panelists at August 07, 2025 05:06 PM (0sNs1)

198 Taran tactical is where young Ms Sweeney was training at. Halle Berry trained there too, and that was as hot as Sydney blazing away. I’ve been a firearms instructor for 15 years, ladies, I’ll be happy to contribute to your training. Because I’m a giver

Posted by: UGAdawg at August 07, 2025 05:06 PM (iqHxn)

199 >>> 184 Be better, Aetius.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:01 PM (tjClK)

How about fuck off sponge. And for once do it fucking actually first.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 05:04 PM (zZu0s)

You can't have a fucking case of the Mondays on fucking Wednesday.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 05:06 PM (ULPxl)

200 New York Post@nypost
Stressed adults rely on pacifiers to soothe themselves: ‘I feel a sense of safety from childhood’
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 07, 2025 05:03 PM (L/fGl)


Oh ferf*ckssakes..........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:05 PM (tjClK)

In my day, we called those camel non-filters.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 05:06 PM (zZu0s)

201 151 2. There are tons of 'chubby chasers' in the black world.

I can see how some men would find a woman a little above her optimal weight to be attractive but if you are spherical how can that be attractive?!?
Posted by: 18-1

Increases probability of scoring 300 at bowling.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2025 05:06 PM (Dv3i1)

202 Be better, Aetius.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:01 PM (tjClK)

How about fuck off sponge. And for once do it fucking actually first.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Wow. That escalated quickly.

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 05:06 PM (77rzZ)

203 Say what you will about Beyoncé and her politics, she is really pretty.

Posted by: Piper
---
I concur.

She was a knockout in Goldmember.

Could not take my eyes off her.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 05:06 PM (krQz2)

204 I don’t think the Lizzo vids are shitting on the SS ad

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 07, 2025 05:06 PM (0WlRx)

205 >Whoever her jeans company is should do an ad on how strong their jeans are........

Posted by: GWB

Dickies Super Duty

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 07, 2025 05:06 PM (/lPRQ)

206 >>> Yeah, with ya. My daughter makes fun of me for using complete sentences and punctuation in texts.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:03 PM (tjClK)

====

Right there with you. It's the one way my kids know it's me responding, or if it's my wife using my phone to respond for me.

Posted by: Turn 2 at August 07, 2025 05:07 PM (CyFyf)

207 Stressed adults rely on pacifiers to soothe themselves: ‘I feel a sense of safety from childhood’

I just you Big Mike's pacifier.

Gets him to shut up and it calms me down. Good for the facial skin too

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 07, 2025 05:07 PM (t0Rmr)

208 Disagree.
I thinks she is prettier than SS, but she needs to drop about 15 lbs. The camera is not her friend.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2025 05:05 PM (W/lyH)


I'm just not a fan of the surgically enhanced and botoxed up female. I don't find having a good plastic surgeon all that hot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:07 PM (tjClK)

209 Beyonce is not revolting...but is still steatopygic. Not really attractive.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 07, 2025 04:46 PM (XMwZJ)

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Beyonce looks more threatening than welcoming. Smiling wouldn't kill her.

Posted by: Decaf at August 07, 2025 05:07 PM (unUNN)

210 Beyonce's multiple butt-plastic-surgeries are fiiiine.

Posted by: zombie at August 07, 2025 05:07 PM (pMi6S)

211 Wow. That escalated quickly.

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 05:06 PM (77rzZ)

That's fair.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 05:07 PM (i24o9)

212 @44

>>It is interesting how many "persons of color" we have telling us how hard it is to be a person of color that don't actually look like a person of color.

I THOUGHT SHE WAS IRANIAN!!!
-- Rosanne Barr

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2025 05:07 PM (CnN/c)

213 I think most of shortening of words comes from texting.

I hate it. Use the correct words.

Posted by: fourseasons


K!
Posted by: Compliance Is Mandatory at August 07, 2025 05:00 PM (G5+As)

kk is the MMO equivalent.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 05:07 PM (8avO+)

214 I think Bob Hope was spokesman for Loxodent Toothpaste back in the day.

Posted by: Joey Heatherton at August 07, 2025 05:07 PM (G5+As)

215 I can see how some men would find a woman a little above her optimal weight to be attractive but if you are spherical how can that be attractive?!?
Posted by: 18-1
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How dare you! She's getting into egg-shape!

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 05:07 PM (krQz2)

216 My 23-year-old son is always saying "That's fair" after someone makes a statement. I guess he's indicating agreement with it, or saying "good point?"
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 05:05 PM (77rzZ)

He's acknowledging they could be right. But he wouldn't admit it at this point.

Posted by: GWB at August 07, 2025 05:07 PM (Mi0CH)

217 196 I'm "calling out" Lizzo. It's over, lady. Nobody's celebrating obesity anymore. Nobody cares that you're black either. You're a flautist by trade. Most of them are white and don't require capital outlay for the stage buttresses you need.

You're grift is done, and it was lucrative while it lasted. Take your cash and use it to make Dutch strippers eat chicken wings out of your ample asscrack.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

She is losing weight and doing it the hard way- like actually eating right and exercising. It’s taking her longer than our ozempic queens. I wonder how long she will stick with it.

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 05:08 PM (pZEOD)

218 Lizzo's trying to get her name out there, seeking the endorsement contracts from Abdul's Tents and the remaining Earl Scheib shops. Jasmine Crockett is also placing herself for those endorsements, though....

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 07, 2025 05:08 PM (S/Y4j)

219 You can't have a fucking case of the Mondays on fucking Wednesday.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 05:06 PM (ULPxl)

Especially since it's fucking Thursday!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 05:08 PM (zZu0s)

220 I know of no man who thinks Beyonce is hot. All her fans are women, girls, & fags.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 07, 2025 05:05 PM (Xhg9g)

You don't have to be a fan of a person's music to think they're attractive.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 07, 2025 05:08 PM (B9Prs)

221 You can't have a fucking case of the Mondays on fucking Wednesday.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 05:06 PM

Even if you missed out on Tummy Rub Tuesday?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 07, 2025 05:08 PM (0sNs1)

222 I'm just not a fan of the surgically enhanced and botoxed up female. I don't find having a good plastic surgeon all that hot.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:07 PM (tjClK)

To nobody's surprise, men are better at judging what men find attractive than women are.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 05:09 PM (8avO+)

223
How about fuck off sponge. And for once do it fucking actually first.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 05:04 PM (zZu0s)


Someone didn't make it to the urinal and found your Cheerio bowl, it seems.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:09 PM (tjClK)

224 >>> 219
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Especially since it's fucking Thursday!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 05:08 PM (zZu0s)

Fuck!

I got fucking willowed AGAIN!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 05:09 PM (ULPxl)

225 Btw Sydney looks terrible in that last pic

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 07, 2025 05:09 PM (0WlRx)

226 There used to be a commenter on Hot Air who went by "Loxodonta."

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 05:09 PM (77rzZ)

227 She is losing weight and doing it the hard way- like actually eating right and exercising. It’s taking her longer than our ozempic queens. I wonder how long she will stick with it.

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 05:08 PM (pZEOD)

You know what program she should try? PMITA prison, for stealing our money.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 05:10 PM (i24o9)

228 2. There are tons of 'chubby chasers' in the black world.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 04:58 PM (tjClK)

Not just in the black world. I had one in my pilot training class.

Posted by: GWB at August 07, 2025 05:10 PM (Mi0CH)

229
You can't have a fucking case of the Mondays on fucking Wednesday.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

But it’s Thursday, is there a rule about Mondays on Thursday?

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 05:10 PM (pZEOD)

230 Peter Griffin reads Lizzo's grocery list:

A palette? Am-am I readin' this right? Y-You need a palette of chocolate-covered pretzels? Wh-wh-where the hell am i supposed to - a-an-an-and wh-what is this, a drum of grape jam?
Is that, like, a drum, like, they ship oil in? Is that...
And look at this one, "A desk of Cheez-Its."
A desk? Where were you getting these units of measurement from? Okay. You stay right here, big gal.
I'll be right back with "a hammock of cake."

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 07, 2025 05:10 PM (qTttR)

231 I got fucking willowed AGAIN!!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 05:09 PM

Nice recovery.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 07, 2025 05:10 PM (0sNs1)

232 >>> 223
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Someone didn't make it to the urinal and found your Cheerio bowl, it seems.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:09 PM (tjClK)

I thought it was Wheaties.

Why don't You People tell me anything?!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 05:10 PM (ULPxl)

233
Especially since it's fucking Thursday!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 05:08 PM (zZu0s)


#MicDrop

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:11 PM (tjClK)

234 i remember seeing a pic of lizzo lying on a beach somewhere a few years ago. she looked like a walrus
Posted by: gnats local678 at August 07, 2025 05:04 PM (CWTWj)

Hopefully not in Oregon. They might be ready this time to blow up a beached whale.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 07, 2025 05:11 PM (S/Y4j)

235 Can we retire the ugly, trashy phrase "calling out?"

We're retiring annoying words and phases?

Here's my #1-with-a-bullet annoying phrase: "Adopting" a pet. No. You are either buying a pet or picking one up from the pound.

Posted by: Chuck C at August 07, 2025 05:11 PM (D0HYP)

236 Fuck!

I got fucking willowed AGAIN!!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 05:09 PM (ULPxl)

LOL.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 05:11 PM (zZu0s)

237 had to wear TuffSkins as a kid.
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Ha. Mom bought us those once. Me and the brothers went out to the cement driveway and start rubbing our knees on it until it made holes. Holes in both knees in ten minutes. Ran back inside to show her. She had a fit.... ironed patches on the knees and threatened murder if we made holes in them. Fun times.

Posted by: 3 boys ages 10 11 and 12 at August 07, 2025 05:11 PM (3Jagb)

238
You People sicken me.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 07, 2025 05:11 PM (Xhg9g)

239 New York Post@nypost
Stressed adults rely on pacifiers to soothe themselves: ‘I feel a sense of safety from childhood’
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 07, 2025 05:03 PM (L/fGl)


Oh ferf*ckssakes..........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:05 PM (tjClK)
***

Jeez. Wimps.
Wasn't it Mark Twain who said what America really needs is a good 5 cent cigar? Apparently the soymen of NY still do.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2025 05:11 PM (W/lyH)

240 Beyonce looks more threatening than welcoming. Smiling wouldn't kill her.
Posted by: Decaf
.......

She's going to make somebody a great Mother-In-Law

Posted by: wth at August 07, 2025 05:11 PM (v0R5T)

241 Btw Sydney looks terrible in that last pic

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 07, 2025 05:09 PM (0WlRx)
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Yes, she has her good pictures and bad pictures.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 05:11 PM (krQz2)

242
Not just in the black world. I had one in my pilot training class.
Posted by: GWB at August 07, 2025 05:10 PM (Mi0CH)


I didn't say it was isolated to the black world.....My brother has always been into the larger than him class of broad.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:12 PM (tjClK)

243 Btw Sydney looks terrible in that last pic
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade

Yep. I mean anybody can take a bad picture, but yeesh.

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 05:12 PM (77rzZ)

244 >>> Wow. That escalated quickly.

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 05:06 PM (77rzZ)

That's fair.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 05:07 PM (i24o9)

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Oh Lord. This thread is like reading text from my kids.

Posted by: Turn 2 at August 07, 2025 05:12 PM (CyFyf)

245 My 23-year-old son is always saying "That's fair" after someone makes a statement. I guess he's indicating agreement with it, or saying "good point?"
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 05:05 PM (77rzZ)

He's acknowledging they could be right. But he wouldn't admit it at this point.
Posted by: GWB at August 07, 2025 05:07 PM (Mi0CH)

Reminds me of the text joke

A > "I've decided I'm tired of wrangling with fools and idiots. I just say "You know, you're right" and go on with my life.

B > "That's really stupid!"

A > "You know, you're right"

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 05:12 PM (8avO+)

246 You can't have a fucking case of the Mondays on fucking Wednesday.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 05:06 PM (ULPxl)

Especially since it's fucking Thursday!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 05:08 PM (zZu0s)
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I'll have to remind the wife.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 05:12 PM (krQz2)

247 >>I know of no man who thinks Beyonce is hot. All her fans are women, girls, & fags.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 07, 2025 05:05 PM (Xhg9g)
__
I thought she looked smoking hot in the Austin Powers sequel.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 07, 2025 05:13 PM (bNf8H)

248 Clips from those videos under the fold.

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ISWYDT, Ace.

Gross!

Posted by: ShainS at August 07, 2025 05:13 PM (V9i4E)

249 #MicDrop
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:11 PM (tjClK)

She qued it up for me so perfectly, I spent like 15 seconds going 'it IS Thursday, right?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 05:13 PM (zZu0s)

250 I wonder how long she will stick with it.
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 05:08 PM (pZEOD)

I don't care if she does. That hypocrite tries to get praise for losing weight after being the loudest, most obstreperous voice for the "kill yourself with food" movement.

She wasn't the poster child for Fat Pride. She was the billboard.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2025 05:13 PM (Frm63)

251 And now for something completely different. Navy corpsman saves woman in motorcycle accident. Sunny Skyz site:

https://tinyurl.com/fbryp7f6

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2025 05:14 PM (2GCMq)

252
Our Favorite President(tm) is celebrating Purple Heart Day

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 07, 2025 05:14 PM (Xhg9g)

253
She is losing weight and doing it the hard way- like actually eating right and exercising. It’s taking her longer than our ozempic queens. I wonder how long she will stick with it.
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 05:08 PM (pZEOD)


I'd bet, while she's doing some, she's on GLP-1's....she's got a LOT of weight to lose and even cancer wouldn't take it off that fast.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:14 PM (tjClK)

254 I thought she looked smoking hot in the Austin Powers sequel.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 07, 2025 05:13 PM (bNf8H)
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Thank you!

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 05:14 PM (krQz2)

255 Also, I think one of the most t insulting, rage inducing things is 'keep his/her name out of your mouth!' That one fills me with rage for some reason. The utter arrogance to try to fucking thought police my fucking speech princess?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 04:56 PM (zZu0s)

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When I hear that all I can think is the arrogance of that person.

Posted by: Decaf at August 07, 2025 05:14 PM (unUNN)

256 You can't have a fucking case of the Mondays on fucking Wednesday.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 05:06 PM (ULPxl)

Especially since it's fucking Thursday!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 05:08 PM (zZu0s)
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I'll have to remind the wife.
Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 05:12 PM (krQz2)
*=*

Oh man.
Dibs on your stuff.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2025 05:15 PM (W/lyH)

257 Btw Sydney looks terrible in that last pic
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade
......

They did her hair with Elmer's Glue.

Posted by: wth at August 07, 2025 05:15 PM (v0R5T)

258 She wasn't the poster child for Fat Pride. She was the billboard.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at

Right, amd then her fan base got all mad at her for losing weight and being healthy. I mean people are insane. Bat shizzle crazy. I am going to go hug a cat or a dog. Whichever one I run into first around here.

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 05:15 PM (pZEOD)

259 had to wear TuffSkins as a kid.
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Ha. Mom bought us those once. Me and the brothers went out to the cement driveway and start rubbing our knees on it until it made holes. Holes in both knees in ten minutes. Ran back inside to show her. She had a fit.... ironed patches on the knees and threatened murder if we made holes in them. Fun times.
Posted by: 3 boys ages 10 11 and 12 at August 07, 2025 05:11 PM (3Jagb)

My mom got me a new pair of tennies from the discount store and the first day I somehow ripped the cloth on the side from toe to near the heel in about half an hour. She was so mad, not really at me. I hope she got a refund from the store.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 05:15 PM (8avO+)

260 thinks she is prettier than SS, but she needs to drop about 15 lbs. The camera is not her friend.
Posted by: Diogenes at August

Twenty, with a dozen from the ass.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 07, 2025 05:16 PM (RE0lB)

261 Courtney Cox was pretty hot, but at some point while making Friends she decided to look like Skeletor.

I can't remember whether the botox came first or the Skeletor look.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 05:16 PM (krQz2)

262
She qued it up for me so perfectly, I spent like 15 seconds going 'it IS Thursday, right?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 05:13 PM (zZu0s)


Credit where due. Well played.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:16 PM (tjClK)

263 Soooooo~*

@CultureCrave 17m
Gina Carano and Disney have settled their legal dispute — “We look forward to identifying opportunities to work together with Ms. Carano in the near future”

* if you get this, you're an FNT viewer.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 07, 2025 05:16 PM (mlg/3)

264 People who’re not particularly attractive don’t much appreciate attractive people. Jealousy, old as time.

Posted by: Eromero at August 07, 2025 05:17 PM (jgmnb)

265 Shut up, I totally knew it was Thursday.





Announcer Voice: She's lying.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 05:17 PM (ULPxl)

266 A bottle of Ace = a bottle of Val-u-Rite.

Posted by: tsj017 at August 07, 2025 05:17 PM (xakWh)

267 I want you to get up...and go to the window...and shout, "I'm fed up, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2025 05:17 PM (JvZF+)

268 Courtney Cox was pretty hot, but at some point while making Friends she decided to look like Skeletor.

I can't remember whether the botox came first or the Skeletor look.
Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 05:16 PM (krQz2)

Shit......that stupid phone game commercial her and Kudrow are on.....Cox does resemble Skeletor and Kudrow looks like she's 94 with skin pulled tight and botox on IV.

I hate what hollywood has done for vanity in once attractive women.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:17 PM (tjClK)

269 I'd bet, while she's doing some, she's on GLP-1's....she's got a LOT of weight to lose and even cancer wouldn't take it off that fast.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at

But it hasn’t been fast, that is just it. I would be the first one to call it out because I am pretty anti Glp -1. Maybe she is now, because the hard way is….hard. But that isn’t how she started. I don’t really stalk her enough to know. 😂

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 05:18 PM (pZEOD)

270 Also, I think one of the most t insulting, rage inducing things is 'keep his/her name out of your mouth!' That one fills me with rage for some reason. The utter arrogance to try to fucking thought police my fucking speech princess?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 04:56 PM (zZu0s)

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It reminds me of when Teddy tried to stop Ronald Reagan from quoting JFK.

The phrase is new, but the maneuver is old.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 05:18 PM (krQz2)

271 OT

Two Dead After Helicopter Crashes Into Barge in Mississippi River
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What, they didn't see it?!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 07, 2025 05:18 PM (/lPRQ)

272
Can we retire the ugly, trashy phrase "calling out?"

=====

Can we add "throwing shade" to the list?
Posted by: Turn 2

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"Sus" for me, please.
Posted by: Axeman

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"Lie on" or "tell on"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 07, 2025 04:51 PM (mlg/3)


Describing anyone as "amazing"


Plus, any use of "to the next level", especially in professional environments

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 07, 2025 05:18 PM (y9nCu)

273 We're retiring annoying words and phases?

Here's my #1-with-a-bullet annoying phrase: "Adopting" a pet. No. You are either buying a pet or picking one up from the pound.
Posted by: Chuck C at August 07, 2025 05:11 PM (D0HYP)

The pound charges you money too. I've only gotten 2 free cats, and one died before a week had passed. So I got one from the ASPCA on advice from a friend and she lasted 20 years.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 05:18 PM (8avO+)

274 hoa, those were actual brake shoes and not pads on rotors. Really old school stuff. Used a brake spring tool, too.

That may be even more impressive than her shooting.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2025 04:40 PM (tT6L1)


Not taking anything away from her, but I’d like to see her do it with the wrong tools like I do. Big ass channel locks and an old screwdriver.
Which usually ends up puncturing my hand somehow, but that’s besides the point.

I don’t know why I think saving $20 on a specialty tool is worth the extra 2 hours it takes me lol.

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 07, 2025 05:20 PM (rhwF0)

275 Courtney Cox was pretty hot, but at some point while making Friends she decided to look like Skeletor.

I can't remember whether the botox came first or the Skeletor look.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 05:16 PM (krQz2)

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Great, now James Carville can say that Courtney Cox once looked like him ...

Posted by: ShainS at August 07, 2025 05:20 PM (V9i4E)

276 New York Post@nypost
Stressed adults rely on pacifiers to soothe themselves: ‘I feel a sense of safety from childhood’
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 07, 2025 05:03 PM (L/fGl)

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I've heard it said that cigarettes are adult pacifiers.

Posted by: Decaf at August 07, 2025 05:20 PM (unUNN)

277 But it hasn’t been fast, that is just it. I would be the first one to call it out because I am pretty anti Glp -1. Maybe she is now, because the hard way is….hard. But that isn’t how she started. I don’t really stalk her enough to know. 😂
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 05:18 PM (pZEOD)


When you weigh in at over 4 bills, doing it the 'hard way' isn't going to drop it as fast as she's dropping, unless she's starving herself by fasting weeks at a time.

Or, she just ingested a tapeworm thinking she'll just shit it when done.

She's doping.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:20 PM (tjClK)

278 I want you to get up...and go to the window...and shout, "I'm fed up, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!"
Posted by: San Franpsycho

My favorite scene from that movie is where Holden and Faye Dunaway (hubba hubba) are having sex and through the whole act Faye's character is ceaselessly babbling about ratings and market share.

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 05:21 PM (77rzZ)

279 Tastes like chicken.

Posted by: Lizzo is hangry at August 07, 2025 05:21 PM (Q2efd)

280 American Eagle jeans max at size 18. Big girls can go on a diet.
In the meantime Sydney & American Jeans are Grooving High.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2025 05:21 PM (mjogX)

281 I'm talking about the Sydney Sweeny ad because...dat ass.

Epstein who?

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 07, 2025 05:21 PM (D1vbu)

282 And a huge ass does not equal perfection.

Posted by: Eromero at August 07, 2025 05:21 PM (jgmnb)

283 We're retiring annoying words and phases?
=====

Please don't say, "I'll do the chicken." instead say, "I'll have the chicken, please."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2025 05:22 PM (JvZF+)

284 In GenZ "crash out' now means throwing a violent tantrum and not it's proper historical meaning of collapsing in Exhaustion

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 07, 2025 05:22 PM (qTttR)

285 Taran Butler/Taran Tactical Innovations is 100% the place and dude that trained Keanu for the Wick series.

Posted by: ballistic at August 07, 2025 05:22 PM (3BwY8)

286 Wonder which excuse obam will use in court?

Legal terms have changed meanings.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at August 07, 2025 05:22 PM (5C0Zm)

287 Speaking of big hind quarters in Levi’s, I am starving. I am going to go eat something, as if any cares about this.

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 05:22 PM (pZEOD)

288 I once had a case of the Mondays for six months straight.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2025 05:23 PM (7kjEa)

289 >>> 283 We're retiring annoying words and phases?
=====

Please don't say, "I'll do the chicken." instead say, "I'll have the chicken, please."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2025 05:22 PM (JvZF+)

On behalf of her cousins, Bluebell the Hen says THANK YOU.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 05:23 PM (ULPxl)

290 Btw Sydney looks terrible in that last pic
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 07, 2025 05:09 PM (0WlRx)
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But you would raise no objection to her eating crackers in bed, correct?

I have to say with the videos of her working on cars and enjoying pistol shooting, I must revise and extend my previous remarks.

10/10 Wife material.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2025 05:23 PM (ZOv7s)

291 I've heard it said that cigarettes are adult pacifiers.
Posted by: Decaf at August 07, 2025 05:20 PM (unUNN)

I've seen a lot of smokers light up about 10 seconds after there's nothing in their hands.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 05:23 PM (8avO+)

292 Wonder which excuse obam will use in court?

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at August 07, 2025 05:22 PM (5C0Zm)
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"Did I do that?!"

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 05:23 PM (krQz2)

293 Speaking of big hind quarters in Levi’s, I am starving. I am going to go eat something, as if any cares about this.
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 05:22 PM (pZEOD)


Don't choke on a chicken bone.

See? I care.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:23 PM (tjClK)

294 Speaking of big hind quarters in Levi’s, I am starving. I am going to go eat something, as if any cares about this.
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 05:22 PM (pZEOD)

i care

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 05:24 PM (8avO+)

295 I said Grooving High

youtube.com/watch?v=slUkdOoXgWE

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2025 05:24 PM (mjogX)

296 My favorite scene from that movie is where Holden and Faye Dunaway (hubba hubba) are having sex and through the whole act Faye's character is ceaselessly babbling about ratings and market share.

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 05:21 PM (77rzZ)
===

A very prescient movie.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2025 05:24 PM (JvZF+)

297 What is with applying makeup while shooting videos. These will not age well. She looks like she needs a cheeseburger, milkshake, and some therapy.

Posted by: H at August 07, 2025 05:24 PM (2gjbv)

298 >>We're retiring annoying words and phases?

__
All corporate-speak. "Ecosystems" and "deliverables" and "leverage" and "scalable."

Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 07, 2025 05:24 PM (bNf8H)

299 >>> 293 Speaking of big hind quarters in Levi’s, I am starving. I am going to go eat something, as if any cares about this.
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 05:22 PM (pZEOD)


Don't choke on a chicken bone.

See? I care.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:23 PM (tjClK)

If she eats kale there will be no chicken or any other critter bones to worry about.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 05:24 PM (ULPxl)

300 Describing anyone as "amazing"


Plus, any use of "to the next level", especially in professional environments
Posted by: IllTemperedCur


There's a site that I visit called "The Society for Commercial Archaeology" that talks about ole-time neon signs, diners, tourist attractions, and such. Interesting enough site, but what drives me nuts is their constant use of the word "iconic" for things that most people have never heard of.

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 05:24 PM (77rzZ)

301 Lizzo weighs in
Clips under the fold

" I ain't eating it' Give it to Mikey he eats everything.
Hey Mikey!!

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 05:25 PM (VPPG8)

302 She wasn't the poster child for Fat Pride. She was the billboard.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2025 05:13 PM (Frm63)
----
*rimshot*

"I'll be here all week. Tip your server and try the veal."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2025 05:25 PM (ZOv7s)

303
If she eats kale there will be no chicken or any other critter bones to worry about.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 05:24 PM (ULPxl)


There is no protein in Kale unless added to the smoothie. Smoothies are not food. She said she was starving. I stand by my statement.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:26 PM (tjClK)

304 Calling out, claps back ..... the phrases of idiocracy.

Posted by: Gary W at August 07, 2025 05:26 PM (smrJR)

305
I thought I saw a half-eaten Subway sandwich hiding in one of Lizzo's folds.

...though it could've been from Jersey Mike's.


Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2025 05:26 PM (iJfKG)

306 Needs a pacifier.

New York Post@nypost
Diana Taurasi goes scorched earth on WNBA pay: ‘The f–king janitor made more than me’

Must be a mighty high paid janitor.

Dr. Judgmental Shoelace, PhD. @DocKilmer
She's gaslighting everyone, she makes more than $234k

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 07, 2025 05:26 PM (L/fGl)

307 On the factory floor where they measured and cut the denim for Lizzo's customized pair of jeans, was "The Who"'s song "I can see for miles" playing as an inspiration to the seamstresses who were assigned this project?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 07, 2025 05:26 PM (O7YUW)

308 Describing anyone as "amazing"
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You're going to run up against PDJT on that one.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 05:26 PM (krQz2)

309 All corporate-speak. "Ecosystems" and "deliverables" and "leverage" and "scalable."
Posted by: Frasier Crane

"granularity"
"bleeding edge"
"best-of-breed"

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 05:27 PM (77rzZ)

310 Five cent cigar man was Thomas Marshall, VP under Wilson.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at August 07, 2025 05:27 PM (GYt5+)

311 Calling out, was for fighting in 7th grade, 1981.

Posted by: Sports Illustrated PR team at August 07, 2025 05:28 PM (s9EN2)

312 I'm not at all enamored w Sweeney. She has the facial expressions of canned tuna. Yes guys - look, boobs - same story.

Posted by: Gary W at August 07, 2025 05:28 PM (smrJR)

313 On the factory floor where they measured and cut the denim for Lizzo's customized pair of jeans, was "The Who"'s song "I can see for miles" playing as an inspiration to the seamstresses who were assigned this project?
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 07, 2025 05:26 PM (O7YUW)
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It was "Up, Up and Away" by the Fifth Dimension.

"My beautiful, my beautiful balooooon!"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2025 05:28 PM (ZOv7s)

314 Can we retire the ugly, trashy phrase "calling out?"

=====

Can we add "throwing shade" to the list?
Posted by: Turn 2

---
"Sus" for me, please.
Posted by: Axeman

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"Lie on" or "tell on"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 07, 2025 04:51 PM (mlg/3)


Describing anyone as "amazing"


Plus, any use of "to the next level", especially in professional environments

'Go fuck yourself you piece of shit' oh wait what that's ON the list? oh ok

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 05:28 PM (VPPG8)

315 Beyoncé desperately tries to look white. Pathetic.
Lizzo trying to look skinny white, also pathetic.

Posted by: runner at August 07, 2025 05:28 PM (sFBIQ)

316 New York Post@nypost
Diana Taurasi goes scorched earth on WNBA pay: ‘The f–king janitor made more than me’

Must be a mighty high paid janitor.

Dr. Judgmental Shoelace, PhD. @DocKilmer
She's gaslighting everyone, she makes more than $234k
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 07, 2025 05:26 PM (L/fGl)

The janitor might play better basketball than her too.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 05:28 PM (8avO+)

317
New York Post@nypost
Diana Taurasi goes scorched earth on WNBA pay: ‘The f–king janitor made more than me’


Explain to me how a league that loses MILLIONS OF DOLLARS a year should pay you MORE MONEY than it makes?

The entitlement of these bitches. Holy shit. You got a college education, supposedly. You went to school for free. You didn't learn a craft or skill that gave you opportunity OTHER than a game that no one really wants to pay you to see you do after college, that's YOUR fault.

Shit....STEVE YOUNG IS A LAWYER. He got a law degree....AND made millions playing a sport that PEOPLE PAY TO WATCH.

I'm really starting to HATE the WNBA instead of just not really giving a shit about it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:29 PM (tjClK)

318
If she eats kale there will be no chicken or any other critter bones to worry about.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Unsweetened ancient grain cereal with unsweetened almond milk. I am living in the edge.

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 05:29 PM (pZEOD)

319 https://tinyurl.com/fbryp7f6
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Oh Fen, thanks for sharing that beautiful story. Love the picture of the two. I assume that he brought her the flowers with the note....it is so nice to remember how many good people that are in this world - thank you for sharing!

Posted by: Cheri at August 07, 2025 05:30 PM (oiNtH)

320 >>> 316 New York Post@nypost
Diana Taurasi goes scorched earth on WNBA pay: ‘The f–king janitor made more than me’

Must be a mighty high paid janitor.

Dr. Judgmental Shoelace, PhD. @DocKilmer
She's gaslighting everyone, she makes more than $234k
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 07, 2025 05:26 PM (L/fGl)

The janitor might play better basketball than her too.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 05:28 PM (8avO+)

If the janitor worked for a company contracted to the WNBA he was probably working for a company making a profit.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 05:30 PM (ULPxl)

321 Diana Taurasi goes scorched earth on WNBA pay: ‘The f–king janitor made more than me’

Then find another line of work. The end.

Posted by: Free Thinker at August 07, 2025 05:30 PM (mKw0q)

322
Describing anyone as "amazing"


Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 05:28 PM (


I sometimes describe my wife as amazing. After what she's gone through the past year, she IS f*cking amazing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:30 PM (tjClK)

323 >>>Lizzo Now Weighs In

heh
heh heh

Posted by: m at August 07, 2025 05:30 PM (aURVT)

324 Lizzo makes me happy that I don't know or care who wins the Grammy these days.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 07, 2025 05:31 PM (Fju+s)

325 I'm really starting to HATE the WNBA instead of just not really giving a shit about it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:29 PM (tjClK)

I hate them because their first act on finding someone who plays well and gets her team playing well was to try and physically injure her.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 05:31 PM (8avO+)

326 I am just going to be honest here and say that I never have found Rhianna or Beyonce to be all that attractive, and think their names are dumb.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 05:31 PM (dfIr7)

327 >>> 318
==
Unsweetened ancient grain cereal with unsweetened almond milk. I am living in the edge.
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 05:29 PM (pZEOD)

But you'll be at the TX MoMee again, right? So we can corrupt you then.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 05:32 PM (ULPxl)

328 There are plenty of women in the world who have (or had) smaller boobs than Sweeney but are (or were) far more beautiful (and, therefore, desirable) overall:

Nicole Kidman;
pre-plastic-surgery Meg Ryan;
Zooey Deschanel;
Grace Kelly;
Elizabeth Montgomery
...and many more.

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 05:32 PM (77rzZ)

329 But you'll be at the TX MoMee again, right? So we can corrupt you then.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August

I will be there!

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 05:33 PM (pZEOD)

330 Before we get enstompened by the newest post, I just have to say that the WNBA dildo thread was legendarily funny.

Hulk may have been my favorite poster. I'm still laughing when I think about it.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 07, 2025 05:33 PM (rVWDP)

331 282 And a huge ass does not equal perfection.
Posted by: Eromero

Sadly, no.

Posted by: Hugh Jhass at August 07, 2025 05:33 PM (Dv3i1)

332 Posted by: Cheri at August 07, 2025 05:30 PM (oiNtH

You're most welcome. I like these kinds of stories.
"Sunny Skyz" specializes in those kinds of stories.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2025 05:33 PM (2GCMq)

333 >>> 329
==
I will be there!
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 05:33 PM (pZEOD)

Woo hoo!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 05:33 PM (ULPxl)

334 Lizzo weighs in?

A cattle scale?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 07, 2025 05:33 PM (ZmEVT)

335 Blubber and claws? Ain't no way I'm clicking on that, Lizzo.

Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at August 07, 2025 05:33 PM (ERYKL)

336 Trump is using gerrymandering his own self.

Trump Gerrymanders U.S. To Include Canada

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 07, 2025 05:34 PM (L/fGl)

337 What What thats that you say???
Beyonder and Schitzo are NOT natural blondes!

You're a fuckin NAZI for saying this.

-Someone college dolt debating Charlie Kirk

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 05:34 PM (VPPG8)

338 Diana Taurasi goes scorched earth on WNBA pay: ‘The f–king janitor made more than me’

Then find another line of work. The end.
Posted by: Free Thinker at August 07, 2025 05:30 PM (mKw0q)

See if that janitorial company is hiring.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 07, 2025 05:34 PM (S/Y4j)

339 Sydney is a good looking woman, IMO not top but still very attractive

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2025 05:34 PM (+qU29)

340 I think Beyonce was better looking when she had two names.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at August 07, 2025 05:35 PM (kTd/k)

341 325 I'm really starting to HATE the WNBA instead of just not really giving a shit about it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:29 PM (tjClK)

I hate them because their first act on finding someone who plays well and gets her team playing well was to try and physically injure her.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 05:31 PM (8avO+)

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In very short order, they've gone from exciting play
to appalling thuggery

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 07, 2025 05:35 PM (Fju+s)

342 282 And a huge ass does not equal perfection.
Posted by: Eromero at August 07, 2025 05:21 PM (jgmnb)
——-

‘Fuck you, homie!”

— Sir Mix-a-Lot

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 07, 2025 05:35 PM (0WlRx)

343 “In these recent incidents, it’s a stretch to argue targeting the WNBA wasn’t strategic and intentional. Making a sex toy the focal point of games in a league that has perhaps the most openly gay and queer players doesn’t seem like an accident either. This is not just a prank or an opportunistic viral moment, but another attempt to demean women in sports.”

--Shannon Ryan in The Athletic

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 07, 2025 05:35 PM (0sNs1)

344 The janitor might play better basketball than her too.

And he can cover the floor.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 07, 2025 05:35 PM (/y8xj)

345 Diana Taurasi goes scorched earth on WNBA pay: ‘The f–king janitor made more than me’
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Yes, scorch the ground you're standing on. That's a good idea.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 05:35 PM (krQz2)

346
I will be there!
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 05:33 PM (pZEOD)


Uh oh......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:36 PM (tjClK)

347 The janitor might play better basketball than her too.

And he can cover the floor.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 07, 2025 05:35 PM (/y8xj)
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Perhaps he has a more marketable skill?

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 05:36 PM (krQz2)

348 Unsweetened ancient grain cereal with unsweetened almond milk. I am living in the edge.
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 05:29 PM (pZEOD)

Piper, it appears (though it is yet to be confirmed medically) that my recent bouts of upchucking are the result of gastroparesis (in turn the result of my diabetes), in which my stomach doesn't empty into the intestines quickly enough. I know that you're not an MD, but do you have any knowledge of the dietary changes I could take to improve things? I don't want to rely solely on Wikipedia.

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 05:37 PM (77rzZ)

349 Unsweetened ancient grain cereal with unsweetened almond milk. I am living in the edge.
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 05:29 PM (pZEOD)
====

Get this girl a cupcake, stat!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2025 05:38 PM (JvZF+)

350 >>> 346
I will be there!
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 05:33 PM (pZEOD)


Uh oh......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:36 PM (tjClK)

What? She has to be there if CowHorseQueen needs an assist in another MoMee Cattle Round-up.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 05:38 PM (ULPxl)

351 “In these recent incidents, it’s a stretch to argue targeting the WNBA wasn’t strategic and intentional. Making a sex toy the focal point of games in a league that has perhaps the most openly gay and queer players doesn’t seem like an accident either. This is not just a prank or an opportunistic viral moment, but another attempt to demean women in sports.”

--Shannon Ryan in The Athletic
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 07, 2025 05:35 PM (0sNs1)


You're reading WAYYY to much into it, sugartits.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:38 PM (tjClK)

352 As famous as that lizzo chick is, I bet she still has to pay dudes to do her.

Posted by: mot at August 07, 2025 05:38 PM (fIPNY)

353 Those words bother me, but you know what really bothers me,...

When the children point out obvious shit that we all know.

"Hey, did you know that soda can used to need a can opener?"

"OMG, my dad is older than google!"

If I see any of you little shits around my lawn again, I got my 20Ga loaded with salt pellets.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at August 07, 2025 05:38 PM (78A15)

354 If the janitor makes $250K ? I'll do that job.

Posted by: Free Thinker at August 07, 2025 05:38 PM (mKw0q)

355 In these recent incidents, it’s a stretch to argue targeting the WNBA wasn’t strategic and intentional. Making a sex toy the focal point of games in a league that has perhaps the most openly gay and queer players doesn’t seem like an accident either. This is not just a prank or an opportunistic viral moment, but another attempt to demean women in sports.”

--Shannon Ryan in The Athletic
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 07, 2025 05:35 PM (0sNs1)
——-

Gee, throwing neon green dildos is an attempt to demean women’s sports? No way! The WNBA is a joke and deserves to be demeaned.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 07, 2025 05:38 PM (0WlRx)

356 Unsweetened ancient grain cereal with unsweetened almond milk. I am living in the edge.
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 05:29 PM (pZEOD)

The one earlier this week? Yeah, I was giggling like a kid during that one.

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 05:39 PM (77rzZ)

357 "Diana Taurasi goes scorched earth on WNBA pay: ‘The f–king janitor made more than me’"

If many of those women worked as hard at improving their basketball skills as that janitor works, they'd surely be a lot better player.

I get the idea that Caitlin worked pretty hard at her craft (pro-baseball father I think?) and she also works hard at the PR stuff with kids and fans. Too bad Caitlin still seems to be a Karen, politically.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 07, 2025 05:39 PM (vbXSk)

358 If you want more money, try making it more dangerous.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at August 07, 2025 05:39 PM (5C0Zm)

359 Nicole Kidman;
pre-plastic-surgery Meg Ryan;
Zooey Deschanel;
Grace Kelly;
Elizabeth Montgomery
...and many more.

Inger Stevens
Joey Heatherton
Goldie Hawn
The Blonde chick in on page 46 in the 01/74 issue of Swank magazine
The Queen of Spades in the Vargas Deck of playing cards 1948

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 05:39 PM (VPPG8)

360
What? She has to be there if CowHorseQueen needs an assist in another MoMee Cattle Round-up.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 05:38 PM (ULPxl)


Valid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:39 PM (tjClK)

361 This female umpire thing isn't working out.

Female Umpire Ejects Player For Something He Did In Her Dream Last Night

-
From the Bee.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 07, 2025 05:39 PM (L/fGl)

362 Piper, it appears (though it is yet to be confirmed medically) that my recent bouts of upchucking are the result of gastroparesis (in turn the result of my diabetes), in which my stomach doesn't empty into the intestines quickly enough. I know that you're not an MD, but do you have any knowledge of the dietary changes I could take to improve things? I don't want to rely solely on Wikipedia.
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 05:37 PM (77rzZ)
====

You should try New and Improved Colon Blow cereal!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2025 05:40 PM (JvZF+)

363 This is not just a prank or an opportunistic viral moment, but another attempt to demean women in sports.”

--Shannon Ryan in The Athletic

I'm not a fan of the dildo tossing. It's mean-spirited, it could hurt someone, and the joke is played out already.

I do wonder if Shannon Ryan thinks men playing in women's sports is also demeaning to women.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2025 05:40 PM (Dv3i1)

364 I'm really starting to HATE the WNBA instead of just not really giving a shit about it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:29 PM (tjClK)

Agreed. If you're annoyingly boring, at least be quiet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 05:40 PM (v4ljX)

365 This female umpire thing isn't working out.

Female Umpire Ejects Player For Something He Did In Her Dream Last Night

-
From the Bee.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 07, 2025 05:39 PM (L/fGl)
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LOL!

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 05:41 PM (krQz2)

366 WNBA is becoming GLOW -- remember the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 07, 2025 05:41 PM (QbJcY)

367 This female umpire thing isn't working out.

Female Umpire Ejects Player For Something He Did In Her Dream Last Night

-
From the Bee.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 07, 2025 05:39 PM (L/fGl)


Even better:

Female umpire ejects player for not knowing what he did wrong.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:41 PM (tjClK)

368 I don't understand how the sloths around here can be so judgmental of one good looking woman over the other.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2025 05:41 PM (mjogX)

369 WNBA is becoming GLOW -- remember the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling
Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 07, 2025 05:41 PM (QbJcY)


I was a yute. We watched that EVERY week.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:42 PM (tjClK)

370 Can we retire the ugly, trashy phrase "calling out?"

=====

Can we add "throwing shade" to the list?
Posted by: Turn 2

---
"Sus" for me, please.
Posted by: Axeman

---
"Lie on" or "tell on"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 07, 2025 04:51 PM (mlg/3)


Describing anyone as "amazing"


Plus, any use of "to the next level", especially in professional environments

Doing that would be a game changer.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 07, 2025 05:42 PM (NzX/y)

371 >>> 363 This is not just a prank or an opportunistic viral moment, but another attempt to demean women in sports.”

--Shannon Ryan in The Athletic

I'm not a fan of the dildo tossing. It's mean-spirited, it could hurt someone, and the joke is played out already.

I do wonder if Shannon Ryan thinks men playing in women's sports is also demeaning to women.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2025 05:40 PM (Dv3i1)

"That's different! Transwomen are real women!!!" -- Shannon Ryan, probably

I still suspect it's a publicity stunt by the WNBA.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 05:42 PM (ULPxl)

372 Gee, throwing neon green dildos is an attempt to demean women’s sports? No way! The WNBA is a joke and deserves to be demeaned.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 07, 2025 05:38 PM (0WlRx)

You know what demeans the WNBA? The players.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 05:42 PM (i24o9)

373 I still suspect it's a publicity stunt by the WNBA.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 05:42 PM (ULPxl)

Second!

Posted by: mot at August 07, 2025 05:43 PM (fIPNY)

374 NOOD

Gina Carano





settles lawsuit

lame!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 05:43 PM (ULPxl)

375 ACE HAZ A NOOD

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2025 05:43 PM (+qU29)

376 Too bad Caitlin still seems to be a Karen, politically.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 07, 2025 05:39 PM (vbXSk)

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Thank the Universities

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 07, 2025 05:43 PM (QbJcY)

377 364 I'm really starting to HATE the WNBA instead of just not really giving a shit about it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
-----------------------

The only thing I know about the WNBA is dildos and if I didn't frequent this place I wouldn't know that. It's so far down my list of
wanting to know things I can't find it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2025 05:44 PM (mjogX)

378 Agreed. If you're annoyingly boring, at least be quiet.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 07, 2025 05:40 PM (v4ljX)

That's my real life strategy in social situations.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 05:44 PM (wVcYX)

379 Listening to Matt Taibi's interview with Kennedy.

He said that when the Russian story came out, it didn't smell right to him. And his first story was how it didn't shake out.

However, he blanched at the thought that the CIA, FIB, the Press and so many organizations and actors would have colluded to create something like this.

Nice to know.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 05:44 PM (krQz2)

380 THE HEADLINE IS FUNNY BECAUSE "WEIGHS IN" HERE MEANS "TO JOIN THE CONVERSATION OR DEBATE", BUT LIZZO IS ALSO OBESE.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

Posted by: Pete in Texas at August 07, 2025 05:44 PM (BHrzb)

381 Oh please. The dusky bitch is pretty. She never had a single issue from the age of 15 through today landing a date.

She's just saying "hot chicks make me feel like an uggo" because she wants a jeans ad too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2025 05:44 PM (Frm63)

382 I don't understand how the sloths around here can be so judgmental of one good looking woman over the other.
Posted by: Braenyard

Men evaluate and rank women all the time (as I'm betting women do with men). It's hard-wired into us for the successful perpetuation of the species. And it's not only about boob size. Personality, intelligence, life skills, etc., all factor into the desirability mix.

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 05:44 PM (77rzZ)

383
You know what demeans the WNBA? The players.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 05:42 PM (i24o9)


I think the players demean the league more by asking for more money than how they play. They are paid accordingly.

Most of you play VERY average basketball, even in women's standards.

You do NOT deserve 7 figure salaries. If you can gain it via endorsements, more power to ya. But, you're not good at your day job, STFU about the salary you're paid for it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 05:45 PM (tjClK)

384 This female umpire thing isn't working out.

Female Umpire Ejects Player For Something He Did In Her Dream Last Night

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From the Bee.

*cough* green dildo *cough*

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 05:45 PM (VPPG8)

385 Yeah, tripping on a dildo is no laughing matter.

Also, kicking a perfectly functioning dildo is considered a hate crime.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at August 07, 2025 05:45 PM (5C0Zm)

386 Gee, throwing neon green dildos is an attempt to demean women’s sports? No way! The WNBA is a joke and deserves to be demeaned.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 07, 2025 05:38 PM (0WlRx)

You know what demeans the WNBA? The players.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 05:42 PM (i24o9)

Let's let the WNBA teams that make a profit play in the US, and those that don't play in China, supported by the CCP. Perhaps in Dubai, with the full black burqas in the summer sun.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 07, 2025 05:46 PM (S/Y4j)

387 Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2025 05:37 PM (77rzZ)

Hey Bulg....I'm a Type 2 diabetic and I have stomach issues as well. I find that eating small (like snack sized portions) amounts of food at regular intervals through the day helps things process in amore timely manner, especially proteins like seafood, eggs and certain fruits. And I avoid intake of any kind of solid within 2-3 hours of bedtime.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 07, 2025 05:46 PM (3Ope8)

388 You know what demeans the WNBA? The players.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 05:42 PM (i24o

Laca Nookie?

Da more you miss it Da meaner you get?

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 07, 2025 05:47 PM (VPPG8)

389 WNBA players don't get paid a ton, in terms of professional athletes, so it would not be hard for a head janitor for an arena to be paid more. He just provides a lot more value to the arena than they do.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 05:50 PM (dfIr7)

390 "Diana Taurasi goes scorched earth on WNBA pay: ‘The f–king janitor made more than me’"
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Somewhere there is an *amazing* tiddly-winks player. Like WORLD CLASS tiddly-winks player. And he/she makes virtually nothing. Being *great* at something that hardly anyone watches doesn't lead to great pay.

Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2025 05:50 PM (TN0g+)

391 370 Can we retire the ugly, trashy phrase "calling out?"

=====

Can we add "throwing shade" to the list?
Posted by: Turn 2

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"Sus" for me, please.
Posted by: Axeman

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"Lie on" or "tell on"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 07, 2025 04:51 PM (mlg/3)

Describing anyone as "amazing"

Plus, any use of "to the next level", especially in professional environments

Doing that would be a game changer.

Top priority would be the use of the word "literally" when you really mean "figuratively". Violators should be thrown into Lizzo's giant buttcrack.

Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at August 07, 2025 05:53 PM (ERYKL)

392 391 Describing anyone as "amazing"

Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at August 07, 2025 05:53 PM (ERYKL)

But my wife really is amazing.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 07, 2025 06:03 PM (R256O)

393 Chinless, dick nose "brown" beatch sez wut?

Posted by: No Juan Kairz at August 07, 2025 06:03 PM (2sMLA)

394 White girls are prettier. Its just the facts. And they have more diversity too: Snow Whites, Irish Redheads, Mid Century Brunnettes, and Blonde Cheerleaders. Each type a proof that God loves men.

Posted by: Eric2 at August 07, 2025 06:36 PM (aYBMr)

395 391 i'd add "'preciate you" to that
394 enh. those are all nice, but strawberry blondes and all the gals near the equator too.
came here to see sydswee pissing into bucket no.6.
was disappointed.

Posted by: cmeat at August 08, 2025 12:41 PM (hmebG)

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