Gojiro Cafe

Sculpture made of dried willow branches

Seagull trolls a cat.

It looks like a leaf. Surprise, it's not a leaf, it's a spider disguised as a leaf.

I'm not afraid of snakes but this first one has me reconsidering my position.

Remember to keep your elephant hydrated.

Horse and reindeer (?) become friends.

Swimming with whales.

Bioluminesence.

Helping a bunny trapped in a skateboard pit.

Odd couple.

A bear is out of control, as usual, but a little yapping dog puts him straight.

Some very elevated and sophisticated male humor, redolent of Balzac.

Glacial lake in Idaho is very nice.

So this is a trend which I can't evaluate. Is it funny, or just dickish? I guess possibly both but if it's too dickish I don't know if it can be funny. Anyway, the trend is walking up/driving up to people who have just had a car accident and telling them "You're not allowed to park here."

You let me know. I don't know what to think of this. It's kind of funny but I remember my couple of crack-ups and I was in no mood at all for joking at the time.

Little scottie terrier has the cutest walk.

Duck loves her puppies.

The right kind of otter.

When you got beef but you got no energy.

This bear is giving me a come hither look and I don't know whether I should trust him. I've been hurt before. And by "hurt" I mean "mauled by bears."

A bear shows off his running speed. He takes steep inclines quickly, too.

Even scarier: A duck in Attack Mode.

Mine!

Husky Orchestra.

I like to think monitor lizards still think they’re tiny incognito regular lizards and don’t realize they’re giant monsters pic.twitter.com/aizGsI1IxW
— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) July 30, 2025

Dog complains until his treat is dipped in sauce..🐶🍝😅 pic.twitter.com/EBXNcVi2gj
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) August 6, 2025

15 places where nature doesn’t look real 🧵

1. Grindelwald, Switzerlandpic.twitter.com/MmrqMTtD5J
— James Lucas (@JamesLucasIT) August 6, 2025

Who knew anteaters were just weird shaped dogs pic.twitter.com/RUjBMDJCOO
— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) July 28, 2025

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1 You say Gojiro, I say Gojira~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 08, 2025 07:33 PM (mlg/3)

2 Something Wicker This Way Comes Cafe

Posted by: tankdemon at August 08, 2025 07:34 PM (jfvTO)

3 That sculpture in the top photo is brilliant. And she's not using a crossbow!

Posted by: JTB at August 08, 2025 07:35 PM (yTvNw)

4
*sound of rotary phone dialing*

Hello? I'd like to order a Café please. Yes, to go. Number 27 in 30 minutes? Thank you.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 07:37 PM (kkTda)

5 Horse and reindeer (?) become friends.

That a reindeer or an elk?

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 08, 2025 07:38 PM (PGK1w)

6 I wouldn't want to be the employee who gets told, "Get the monitor lizard off the shelf and shoo it out. Then clean up the mess. Did it pee?"

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 08, 2025 07:41 PM (yP/Dy)

7 That a reindeer or an elk?
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 08, 2025 07:38 PM (PGK1w)

Elk.

Reindeer are caribous.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 08, 2025 07:43 PM (1Gsou)

8 Father offers product review: 4 month old baby

https://x.com/TheRealCorpBro/status/
1953558541929001060

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 07:43 PM (AOsQT)

9 6 I wouldn't want to be the employee who gets told, "Get the monitor lizard off the shelf and shoo it out. Then clean up the mess. Did it pee?"
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 08, 2025 07:41 PM (yP/Dy)

Every once in a while, probably once a year, a moose wanders into the hospital through the automatic doors. I assume the moose just wants to warm up, but there are plants indoors too which might look kinda tasty after eating bark all winter.

But I'd rather clean up after a moose than a monitor lizard. Ick.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 08, 2025 07:45 PM (1Gsou)

10 They found a new passage in the back of the Sphinx. It's called the Sphinxter.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 08, 2025 07:45 PM (jxs9b)

11
Scottish Terriers are tough little bastards. One of the few Terrier breeds that can spar in the ring to show their temperament.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 07:45 PM (kkTda)

12 YOU CAN'T PARK THERE!

HEH

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 08, 2025 07:46 PM (nbo+T)

13 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 07:46 PM (+qU29)

14 Sculpture made of dried willow branches

Shouldn't that have been added to the cafe right before the ONT got posted?

Posted by: mikeski at August 08, 2025 07:46 PM (DgGvY)

15
Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 07:46 PM (+qU29)

_________

Did you bring cake?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 07:47 PM (kkTda)

16 Squeeeee!

Mama sea otter and her baby are adorable! Thank you for the Friday treat, ace! Have a great weekend!

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 08, 2025 07:47 PM (GMlj0)

17 It looks like a leaf. Surprise, it's not a leaf, it's a spider disguised as a leaf.

Aw, hell, where'd I leaf my flammenwerfer?

Posted by: mikeski at August 08, 2025 07:48 PM (DgGvY)

18 up/driving up to people who have just had a car accident and telling them "You're not allowed to park here."

I think the one English bloke had the best and most appropriate response to this form of shenanigans: "Fuck off."

Posted by: When nothing else will do at August 08, 2025 07:49 PM (KOE6H)

19 Snakes are awesome. Sorry not sorry.

What’s with all these people leaving their doors open in rural areas with big, dangerous wildlife? If nothing else, don’t you wanna keep the bugs out?

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 08, 2025 07:49 PM (CqoVr)

20 Glad bears don't live in my neighborhood

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 07:50 PM (+qU29)

21 The sculpture is kind of creepy.

Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 07:50 PM (fIo92)

22 Would I be a horrible person if I stuck my leg out and tripped one of these little bastard kids running around on the boat?

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 08, 2025 07:50 PM (GMlj0)

23 ‘Can’t park your car here’ … super dickish and deserving of a beat down. Just saying,

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 08, 2025 07:52 PM (CqoVr)

24 Meh on the sculpture.

No Michelangelo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 07:52 PM (zZu0s)

25 That 'tusker' sopped up some H2O
Now I know. I've only seen elephants drink from borries of water.. wow guzzle guzzle

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 08, 2025 07:53 PM (VPPG8)

26 Elk.

Reindeer are caribous.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 08, 2025 07:43 PM

And elk are wapitis.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 08, 2025 07:53 PM (0sNs1)

27
Speaking of Jim Lovell, I see the Artemis II mission is scheduled to launch this coming April. It will basically be a repeat of Apollo 8, but won't actually enter lunar orbit, just whip around.

I'm not going to be holding my breath for this thing being on schedule.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 08, 2025 07:53 PM (w6EFb)

28 The sculpture is gorgeous.

We have a collection of trolls here in Western WA. They are made with natural elements and designed to decompose in the next decade or so. They are very cool.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 08, 2025 07:54 PM (GMlj0)

29 Willowed but I think it's worth repeating:

240 160 Sophie Cunningham is not bad looking.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 08, 2025 07:11 PM (PGK1w)

She's my dream girl. A good looking tomboy that stayed straight.
Posted by: polinikes at August 08, 2025 07:14 PM (VofaG)

She's also reportedly conservative, took heat for supposedly being "MAGA".

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at August 08, 2025 07:55 PM (8hxDK)

30 Bears can run 30+ mph. You can’t outrun a bear. Not even close. Not even Usain Bolt.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 08, 2025 07:55 PM (CqoVr)

31 Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 08, 2025 07:53 PM (VPPG

Was that talk to text?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 07:56 PM (zZu0s)

32 30 Bears can run 30+ mph. You can’t outrun a bear. Not even close. Not even Usain Bolt.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 08, 2025 07:55 PM (CqoVr)

*laces up shoes*

I just have to outrun you

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 07:56 PM (gbOdA)

33 Sorta related to the "you can't park here" thing - a close friend who is witty, drove into their neighborhood and a dog had been struck and killed in the road. According to her husband, she stopped, rolled down the window and said, "Stay . . . . . good dog" and drove off. She is very much an animal lover.

Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at August 08, 2025 07:56 PM (ha1wR)

34 Bears can run 30+ mph. You can’t outrun a bear. Not even close. Not even Usain Bolt.

==

Bears can also swim and climb. They can't fly though...

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 07:56 PM (g47mK)

35 You let me know. I don't know what to think of this. It's kind of funny but I remember my couple of crack-ups and I was in no mood at all for joking at the time.

--

It's teenage style humor, likely to get yourself yelled at

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at August 08, 2025 07:57 PM (GIcqz)

36 *laces up shoes*

I just have to outrun you
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 07:56 PM (gbOdA)

*hands over revolver*

Go for a flesh wound.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 07:57 PM (zZu0s)

37 Trump Admin Orders Agencies to Delete All Records of Federal Employee “Vaccination” Status

duh HIPPA

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 07:58 PM (gbOdA)

38 Bears can run 30+ mph. You can’t outrun a bear. Not even close. Not even Usain Bolt.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 08, 2025 07:55 PM

True. Which is why you want to climb a tree. But not just any tree. There is a criterion to selecting a tree.

And if y'all are nice to Hadrian tonight, I will share it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2025 07:59 PM (0sNs1)

39 Jens Hanefeld@GermanAmbUSA . 1 Aug 2016

Germany is affected by the U.S. election. We hope that the chosen candidate will continue to support a strong NATO!

@RichardGrenell . 4h

The new German Ambassador to the U.S. in 2016 when Germany wasn’t paying its fair share to NATO.
---

Grenell got a belly full of the Germans while he was stationed there.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 07:59 PM (I1XLT)

40 Bears can also swim and climb. They can't fly though...
Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 07:56 PM

Neither can penguins.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2025 08:00 PM (0sNs1)

41 It's been a hectic day, so I'm kicking back with a beer and watching "Cocaine Sharks".

There are also Cocaine Salmon and Meth Trout. I have to assume there are Crack Catfish and Krokodil Gar Pike out there too.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 08, 2025 08:00 PM (kpS4V)

42 Grenell got a belly full of the Germans while he was stationed there.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 07:59 PM (I1XLT)

...

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 08:00 PM (zZu0s)

43 When I'm hiking in the woods near my place hawks will without fail swoop down towards my 70lb Staffordshire. The pup is always entertained. No idea what the birds see from 40+ feet up but you ain't picking that fat boy off the ground, sorry slick.

Posted by: Arc of a Muff Diver at August 08, 2025 08:01 PM (smrJR)

44 Neither can penguins.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2025 08:00 PM (0sNs1)

neither can people

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 08:02 PM (g47mK)

45 Grenell got a belly full of the Germans while he was stationed there.
----

Phrasing?!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 08, 2025 08:02 PM (kpS4V)

46 Glad monitor lizards don't live hete either

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 08:03 PM (+qU29)

47 Actually fucking with people who just had a life problem is always dickish.

But theoretically it's funny.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 08:03 PM (VofaG)

48 Grenell got a belly full of the Germans while he was stationed there.
----

Phrasing?!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 08, 2025 08:02 PM (kpS4V)
——

I eat cannibals

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 08, 2025 08:03 PM (CqoVr)

49 >>>You let me know. I don't know what to think of this. It's kind of funny but I remember my couple of crack-ups and I was in no mood at all for joking at the time.

It's dickish. It's funny.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 08:03 PM (i24o9)

50 Ursa Bolt can outrun a bear.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2025 08:04 PM (63Dwl)

51 22
'Would I be a horrible person if I stuck my leg out and tripped one of these little bastard kids running around on the boat?'

Only one way to find out.
(Report back if you do)

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 08, 2025 08:05 PM (3wi/L)

52 Remember to keep your elephant hydrated.

Chug-a-lug chug-a-lug

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 08, 2025 08:05 PM (L/fGl)

53 Remember to keep your elephant hydrated.

Sounds like a euphemism.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 08:06 PM (zZu0s)

54 There are also Cocaine Salmon and Meth Trout. I have to assume there are Crack Catfish and Krokodil Gar Pike out there too.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 08, 2025 08:00 PM (kpS4V)

Meth Moccasins

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 08:06 PM (gbOdA)

55 20 Glad bears don't live in my neighborhood
Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 07:50 PM (+qU29)
What about sad bears?

Posted by: Eromero at August 08, 2025 08:07 PM (LHPAg)

56 33
'rolled down the window and said, "Stay . . . . . good dog" and drove off. '

HAHahahaha!!

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 08, 2025 08:07 PM (3wi/L)

57 Sad Bears are no fun

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 08:08 PM (+qU29)

58 Meth Moccasins
---

Nuke the Everglades.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 08, 2025 08:09 PM (kpS4V)

59 A couple's lustful date night ended in terrifying tragedy when their car plunged 1,300 feet off a cliff in Brazil, sending their naked bodies tumbling from the vehicle.

Adriana Ribeiro, 42, and her boyfriend Marcone Cardoso, 26, had parked at an overlook in Venda Nova do Imigrante, in the state of Espirito Santo, on Monday after attending a party.

The pair stopped off at the cliff's edge, which is known as a popular spot for hang-gliding, to lock lips.

CNN reported that the two were having sex at the time and that their movement inside the car led it to tip over the edge.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 08:09 PM (gbOdA)

60 That's amazing piece of artwork.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 08:10 PM (VofaG)

61 'rolled down the window and said, "Stay . . . . . good dog" and drove off. '

HAHahahaha!!

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 08, 2025 08:07 PM (3wi/L)

My kids never miss a chance to wish roadkill "Get well, soon."

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 08:10 PM (i24o9)

62 Meth Moccasins

Nuke the Everglades.
Posted by: All Hail Eris

And make kaiju meth moccasins? Nope!

Posted by: mikeski at August 08, 2025 08:10 PM (DgGvY)

63 Adriana Ribeiro, 42, and her boyfriend Marcone Cardoso, 26

Cougar.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 08:10 PM (zZu0s)

64 Stay . . . . . good dog" and drove off.

Saw a pic, someone nailed a dead dogs hind feet to crossed boards like a Christmas tree and a ball in it's front paws, then stood it up by the roadside.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 08, 2025 08:11 PM (QMSy2)

65 59

'CNN reported that the two were having sex at the time and that their movement inside the car led it to tip over the edge.'

Dumb fucks.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 08, 2025 08:11 PM (3wi/L)

66 A couple's lustful date night ended in terrifying tragedy when their car plunged 1,300 feet off a cliff in Brazil, sending their naked bodies tumbling from the vehicle.

Adriana Ribeiro, 42, and her boyfriend Marcone Cardoso, 26, had parked at an overlook in Venda Nova do Imigrante, in the state of Espirito Santo, on Monday after attending a party.

The pair stopped off at the cliff's edge, which is known as a popular spot for hang-gliding, to lock lips.

CNN reported that the two were having sex at the time and that their movement inside the car led it to tip over the edge.
Posted by: rhennigantx

If the "you can't park here" guy would have gotten to them just a minute sooner.....

Posted by: mikeski at August 08, 2025 08:11 PM (DgGvY)

67 Actress Kelley Mack, 33, has died suddenly from an aggressive brain cancer after getting vaccinated with mRNA.

The up and coming Hollywood star was pressured into taking the shot to be on set for Chicago Med and other films and commercials.

Kelley was diagnosed with diffuse midline glioma, a rare form of brain cancer, in Sept 2024. The turbo cancer spread quickly and overcame her less than a year later.

🤬🤬🤬

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 08:11 PM (rqka2)

68 So drive up and a 23 ft boat launched in the ditch from stopping too fast.
My best friend yells
You cant launch there.
The dude ran after my car trying to kick it.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 08:12 PM (gbOdA)

69 Anyway, the trend is walking up/driving up to people who have just had a car accident and telling them "You're not allowed to park here."

Jerk move.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 08, 2025 08:12 PM (TRQeB)

70 59 A couple's lustful date night ended in terrifying tragedy when their car plunged 1,300 feet off a cliff in Brazil, sending their naked bodies tumbling from the vehicle.

Adriana Ribeiro, 42, and her boyfriend Marcone Cardoso, 26, had parked at an overlook in Venda Nova do Imigrante, in the state of Espirito Santo, on Monday after attending a party.

The pair stopped off at the cliff's edge, which is known as a popular spot for hang-gliding, to lock lips.

CNN reported that the two were having sex at the time and that their movement inside the car led it to tip over the edge.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 08:09 PM (gbOdA)
Risky sex.

Posted by: Eromero at August 08, 2025 08:13 PM (LHPAg)

71 If the "you can't park here" guy would have gotten to them just a minute sooner.....
Posted by: mikeski at August 08, 2025 08:11 PM (DgGvY)

I was hoping he used protection

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 08:13 PM (gbOdA)

72 Due to a scheduling conflict, I will be unable to attend the ONT this evening. If someone would be able to make an excuse for tardiness in my place, it would be much appreciated.

Thank you for your attention on this matter. If you are unable to come up with an excuse on your own (how did you make it through high school?) feel free to ask for suggestions.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 08, 2025 08:13 PM (jfvTO)

73 >>Saw a pic, someone nailed a dead dogs hind feet to crossed boards like a Christmas tree and a ball in it's front paws, then stood it up by the roadside.

Good thing they didn't throw a green dildo at it. That would've crude.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 08:15 PM (viF8m)

74 'CNN reported that the two were having sex at the time and that their movement inside the car led it to tip over the edge.'

Dumb fucks.
Posted by: Dr. Claw

A couple's lustful date night ended in terrifying tragedy when their car plunged 1,300 feet off a cliff in Brazil, sending their naked bodies tumbling from the vehicle.

Sounds more like flying fucks.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 08:15 PM (rqka2)

75 If the van is a rocking it will soon be rocking.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 08:15 PM (VofaG)

76 CNN reported that the two were having sex at the time and that their movement inside the car led it to tip over the edge.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 08:09 PM (gbOdA)

Sounds like a good Darwin candidate.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 08, 2025 08:15 PM (5+Y60)

77 Though humans are rarely mauled by penguins, people are often molested by the foul fowl in a mephitic manner best not described in mixed company.

Posted by: fd at August 08, 2025 08:16 PM (vFG9F)

78 I read that on the internets somewhere.

Posted by: fd at August 08, 2025 08:16 PM (vFG9F)

79 Even the sculptures made of dry willow branches are girl bosses now.

Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2025 08:16 PM (fV+MH)

80 61

'My kids never miss a chance to wish roadkill "Get well, soon."'

One of mine is, "Look, kids. Free cat!"

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 08, 2025 08:16 PM (3wi/L)

81 So drive up and a 23 ft boat launched in the ditch from stopping too fast.
My best friend yells
You cant launch there.
The dude ran after my car trying to kick it.
Posted by: rhennigantx

😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 08:17 PM (rqka2)

82 Policeman shot in Atlanta has died. Current buzz/info/whatever is that shooter believed he was ill from C19 vaccine and intended to attack CDC (dunno if Emory and CDC located close to each other).

In other newz, USAF has arrested airman involved in Sig320 fatality that has sparked a crisis over the safety of that firearm. Charges include a false statement, obstruction of justice, and involuntary manslaughter. So, plot thickens.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2025 08:17 PM (U/Byj)

83 That creek in Switzerland is man made

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 08:19 PM (+qU29)

84 Even the sculptures made of dry willow branches are girl bosses now.
Posted by: eleven

You ever met a dude named "Willow?"

Posted by: mikeski at August 08, 2025 08:19 PM (DgGvY)

85 I guess telling your friend to watch their step after they have already tripped and landed on their face is kind of dickish.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 08:19 PM (VofaG)

86 Re "You can't park here" If it is on TicTok it is likely a dick move. This 'challenge' is a prime example.

Posted by: Rick T at August 08, 2025 08:19 PM (xeXUW)

87 Capts Lewis & Clark of expedition fame, had lots of fun with bears on the upper Missouri 1803-1806.

The journals have some of the best unintended humor or “oops” recorded. Grizzlies hadn’t reallly been seen to the outside world and was unknown to science. The various Indian nations, as they travelled up the river kept regaling them of the size, ferocity, and general orneriness of these bruins.

Lewis got a little cocky, and decided that while the Indians prepared to meet grizzlies in the same ceremonies as going to war, they were obviously no match for modern rifles and besides, we’re a disciplined Army unit. They were all excited about seeing these grizzly’s. Then they started seeing these HUGE tracks. Hmmmm….

The grizz in those days would usually attack on sight. “I’d rather fight two Indians than one of these bears” was his updated opinion. “I rather expect the parties curiosity is pretty well satisfied with respect to these gentlemen”. Another time Lewis was walking on the bank alone, watching something and he discovered a grizzly had snuck up on him “within 20 paces”. He instantly raised his rifle and also recollected it was not loaded. He tried to slowly back away.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 08, 2025 08:19 PM (JiYEK)

88 Switzerland is phony. They sweep a lot of trash under the carpet before the tourists arrive and they hand out Ricola to cover the smell.

Posted by: Trenton Is Nicer at August 08, 2025 08:20 PM (G5+As)

89 'My kids never miss a chance to wish roadkill "Get well, soon."'

I’ve always wanted to get a helium filled “Get Well Soon” balloon and tie it to a leg.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 08:20 PM (rqka2)

90 Star Trek is on. It's the one where AI gets ahold of the Enterprise and it goes about as well as you would expect.

Posted by: fd at August 08, 2025 08:20 PM (vFG9F)

91 CNN reported that the two were having sex at the time and that their movement inside the car led it to tip over the edge.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Sounds like a good Darwin candidate.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

They almost made it.....

Posted by: zombie Charles Darwin at August 08, 2025 08:20 PM (DgGvY)

92 That didn’t work, the bear immediately took off at a full gallop. Lewis later said that he vowed from then on never to leave his rifle unloaded longer than the time it took to reload it.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 08, 2025 08:21 PM (SH3As)

93 Trump Admin Orders Agencies to Delete All Records of Federal Employee “Vaccination” Status

duh HIPPA
Posted by: rhennigantx

Aww... no more participation trophies for them!

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 08, 2025 08:22 PM (TRQeB)

94 I guess telling your friend to watch their step after they have already tripped and landed on their face is kind of dickish.
Posted by: polynikes

"Smooth move, Ex-Lax."

Posted by: 1980s dickishness at August 08, 2025 08:22 PM (DgGvY)

95 90 Star Trek is on. It's the one where AI gets ahold of the Enterprise and it goes about as well as you would expect.
Posted by: fd at August 08, 2025 08:20 PM (vFG9F)

Daystrum 5000

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 08:22 PM (gbOdA)

96 Unless things have changed, Brazil had plenty of "love hotels" on the outskirts of every city and town of any size. Never got to Espiritu Santo, but the couple may have had that option. Sad!!

Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2025 08:22 PM (U/Byj)

97 "CNN reported that the two were having sex at the time and that their movement inside the car led it to tip over the edge.
Posted by: rhennigantx

What a way to go. Or come. As the case may be.

Posted by: fd at August 08, 2025 08:22 PM (vFG9F)

98 Adriana Ribeiro, 42, and her boyfriend Marcone Cardoso, 26, had parked at an overlook in Venda Nova do Imigrante, in the state of Espirito Santo, on Monday after attending a party.

The pair stopped off at the cliff's edge, which is known as a popular spot for hang-gliding, to lock lips.

See kids? Extramarital sex kills.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 08, 2025 08:22 PM (TRQeB)

99 68
'My best friend yells
You cant launch there.
The dude ran after my car trying to kick it.'

Ha!

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 08, 2025 08:23 PM (3wi/L)

100 "Some very elevated and sophisticated male humor.."

Can't help but laugh.

Posted by: easy the elder at August 08, 2025 08:23 PM (X7ceH)

101 There's a guy on X, an actual expert on the subject, who has talked about the vaccination record thing - he's an expert on government record-keeping procedures and laws. He alerted his former colleagues across several agencies to get ready for the vaccination-record scrubbing exercise.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2025 08:24 PM (U/Byj)

102 In other newz, USAF has arrested airman involved in Sig320 fatality that has sparked a crisis over the safety of that firearm. Charges include a false statement, obstruction of justice, and involuntary manslaughter. So, plot thickens.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2025 08:17 PM (U/Byj)
Damn.

Posted by: Eromero at August 08, 2025 08:24 PM (LHPAg)

103 73, jeezely crow, some people ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 08, 2025 08:24 PM (dKEEs)

104 Are you saying there might not be anything wrong with the 320s?

Posted by: fd at August 08, 2025 08:25 PM (vFG9F)

105 no back door sex
lowers parking brake

oooooooooooooooooooooooo

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 08:25 PM (gbOdA)

106 Farts are never not funny.

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 08, 2025 08:25 PM (144I4)

107 89
'I’ve always wanted to get a helium filled “Get Well Soon” balloon and tie it to a leg.'

'It's OK. He's just sleeping. shh'

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 08, 2025 08:26 PM (3wi/L)

108 I guess telling your friend to watch their step after they have already tripped and landed on their face is kind of dickish.
Posted by: polynikes

"Smooth move, Ex-Lax."
Posted by: 1980s dickishness

Friends help you up. Good friends point & laugh.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 08:26 PM (rqka2)

109 "Farts are never not funny.
Posted by: haffhowershower"

Dog farts in the cab of the truck are not funny. And the dog knows it.

Posted by: fd at August 08, 2025 08:27 PM (vFG9F)

110 “Trenton is Nicer”

LOL

Whoever you are, you’re grounded, buster

Posted by: Common Tater at August 08, 2025 08:27 PM (YZNHN)

111 toe tag sad
toe balloon hahahahaha

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 08:27 PM (gbOdA)

112 I only know what I read in the papers. No earthly idea, as usual, about whether this arrest is material to the issue of 320 function and safety. But I'm guessing we'll all see as time goes on.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2025 08:28 PM (U/Byj)

113 There appear to be some defects in the control panel.

Posted by: Dr Richard Daystrom at August 08, 2025 08:30 PM (vFG9F)

114 In other newz, USAF has arrested airman involved in Sig320 fatality that has sparked a crisis over the safety of that firearm. Charges include a false statement, obstruction of justice, and involuntary manslaughter. So, plot thickens.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2025 08:17 PM (U/Byj) 112 I only know what I read in the papers. No earthly idea, as usual, about whether this arrest is material to the issue of 320 function and safety. But I'm guessing we'll all see as time goes on.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2025 08:28 PM (U/Byj)Back in the safe you go until you're sent back to the factory.

Posted by: Eromero at August 08, 2025 08:32 PM (LHPAg)

115 106 Farts are never not funny.

Posted by: haffhowershower

You're doing it wrong.

Fart as you exit the elevator, or as you get on one of the loooonnnnnggg escalators in ATL. My favorite, is the sun heated glass vestibule with an inner and an outter door. That one is best executed when you can watch the next victim.

Most fun is crop dusting the grocery store and sending Junior-eette back to get something i 'forgot'. I get a punch in the ribs for those though.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 08, 2025 08:33 PM (QcUc+)

116 94 I guess telling your friend to watch their step after they have already tripped and landed on their face is kind of dickish.
Posted by: polynikes
_____________________

Well, that's a tough one. We're all different. So, my best advice is to give it a shot and see how you feel. There's no substitute for experience.

Posted by: Orson at August 08, 2025 08:33 PM (dIske)

117 A couple's lustful date night ended in terrifying tragedy when their car plunged 1,300 feet off a cliff in Brazil, sending their naked bodies tumbling from the vehicle.

Adriana Ribeiro, 42, and her boyfriend Marcone Cardoso, 26, had parked at an overlook in Venda Nova do Imigrante, in the state of Espirito Santo, on Monday after attending a party.

The pair stopped off at the cliff's edge, which is known as a popular spot for hang-gliding, to lock lips.

CNN reported that the two were having sex at the time and that their movement inside the car led it to tip over the edge.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 08:09 PM (gbOdA)

Edging>>Ledging

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 08, 2025 08:33 PM (144I4)

118 The lady archer; that's no sculpture, that's a witch!

Throws ju-ju dust at the computer screen; Mrs. Paco: "I'm not cleaning that stuff up!".

Posted by: Paco at August 08, 2025 08:33 PM (mADJX)

119 CNN reported that the two were having sex at the time and that their movement inside the car led it to tip over the edge.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 08:09 PM (gbOdA)

Edging>>Ledging

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 08, 2025 08:33 PM (144I4)

It's always nice to finish at the same time.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 08:34 PM (i24o9)

120 Has the USAF cop tried to hire Alec Baldwin's lawyer?

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 08, 2025 08:34 PM (bKn1x)

121 Willow sculpture - a broom a man can dance with.

Arrow not included.

Posted by: mindful webworker - return for refund at August 08, 2025 08:34 PM (7W0uI)

122 Started watching Maverick, but 60 some year old guys don't fly fighter planes or race in F-2

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 08:34 PM (+qU29)

123 115
'Most fun is crop dusting the grocery store and sending Junior-eette back to get something i 'forgot'. I get a punch in the ribs for those though.'

Jogging at the track. Let loose right as you pass a walker.
Every after will think it's the walker's fart.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 08, 2025 08:36 PM (3wi/L)

124 The Germans just took away an AfD candidate's right to participate in a municipal election because of misuse of quotation marks and writing a review of Tolkien in reflection to the series The Rings of Power. He apparently was seen to make the "white power" symbol that used to be known as the OK sign in everywhere but Latin America where it is known as the a**hole sign.
It was important to save German Democracy

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 08:36 PM (rbvCR)

125 You don't shut a child off when it makes a mistake.

Posted by: Dr Richard Daystrom at August 08, 2025 08:36 PM (vFG9F)

126 My kids never miss a chance to wish roadkill "Get well, soon."

==

You raised them well !

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 08:37 PM (g47mK)

127 Bideo

Posted by: Accomack at August 08, 2025 08:37 PM (4qMiv)

128 Some very elevated and sophisticated male humor, redolent of Balzac.

The only thing funnier is Uranus.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 08, 2025 08:37 PM (Riz8t)

129 125 You don't shut a child off when it makes a mistake.
Posted by: Dr Richard Daystrom at August 08, 2025 08:36 PM (vFG9F)

haha

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 08:38 PM (gbOdA)

130 Ketamine Koalas . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 08:38 PM (rbvCR)

131 Was that talk to text?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 07:56 PM (zZu0s)

No we have borries of water here in the Jersey Pine Barrens next to Ocean Spray cranberry bogs and bodies of water...

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 08, 2025 08:39 PM (VPPG8)

132 and Ecstasy Racoons. Not that anyone could tell the difference.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 08:39 PM (rbvCR)

133 While soft authoritarianism flowers in Germany, the whole EU appears set to impose crazy orwellian controls/surveillance on internet comms. It's discouraging when much of the US populace, most of its non-elite "elite" cohorts and institutions, and most of the world exhibit such rabid authoritarian impulses. To put it mildly.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2025 08:40 PM (U/Byj)

134 Started watching Maverick, but 60 some year old guys don't fly fighter planes or race in F-2
Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 08:34 PM (+qU29)

Chuck Yeager.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 08:40 PM (VofaG)

135 Farts are never not funny.
Posted by: haffhowershower at August 08, 2025 08:25 PM

Sadly, not everyone agrees.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell (D-CA) new hyper-masculine face of the Democrat Party at August 08, 2025 08:42 PM (0sNs1)

136 124, yeah, a few years ahead of us, that's all ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 08, 2025 08:43 PM (dKEEs)

137 Not sure if it was Jim Lovell or maybe Pete Conrad, both of them made the very first Astronaut selections but were eliminated at New Mexican Lovelace Clinic during the physical and psych exam portion. Nobody knew what spaceflight entailed at all (can humans eat and drink in weightless environment?) and they weren’t sure what to test for.

So they decided to test for everything just to be sure. Really weird shit, eveything from treadmills and poked and prodded and all orifices inspected and detected, sitting with feet in ice water whilst trying to solve math equations.

Anyway, stool samples had to be turned in every day and everybody was tired of that. I think it was Lovell who boxed up one of his exemplars and wrapped it up with a bow. That didn’t go over very well. One of the Rorschach tests, one was actually a blank piece of paper. Conrad reached over and flipped it. “It’s upside down”. They didn’t like that either. “Not suitable for extended space flight” uh-huh

Posted by: Common Tater at August 08, 2025 08:44 PM (YZNHN)

138 Trump and Putin are scheduled to meet in Alaska next week to discuss cease fire in Ukraine. I hope they don't go to Sitka because it really is overcrowded in this season from the tourists

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 08:44 PM (rbvCR)

139 [Late to The Party, and undoubtedly pointed out in the prior thread:]

The City University of New York's York College's Master of Social Work program has eliminated the term "field" from its curriculum, citing its potential to cause trauma for black Americans due to the word's association with slavery.

-------------------

That's gotta be a Babylon Bee headline, amirite?

In the Master of Social Work program?

This is so highly triggering that I began shaking so hard my front tooth came out!

And why is Columbia University lstill named after some dead old white genocidal male?

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 08, 2025 08:45 PM (wKsr6)

140 >>While soft authoritarianism flowers in Germany, the whole EU appears set to impose crazy orwellian controls/surveillance on internet comms. It's discouraging when much of the US populace, most of its non-elite "elite" cohorts and institutions, and most of the world exhibit such rabid authoritarian impulses. To put it mildly.

If Musk had not bought Twitter and Trump not won, we would be in the exact same place. That's not conjecture. That would have happened.

Escaping tyranny is a lot easier said than done. And we were on the exact same path as the EU and the rest of the west.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 08:46 PM (viF8m)

141 I was so happy to see the anteater cavorting with the puppies. I thought they lived quite a boring life. The little anteaters don't ever get the pleasure of coming home after school asking their Mother-"Hi Mom! What's for supper?"

Posted by: Ants, Again? at August 08, 2025 08:47 PM (G5+As)

142 Good stuff about Lovell and Conrad. First gen astronauts were not exactly arrow-straight conventional types, thank gawd. Favorite is still Cooper falling asleep atop the Mercury rocket before liftoff. Shepard's golf stunt on the moon was outstanding, most American thing ever.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2025 08:47 PM (U/Byj)

143 "You're not allowed to park here."

Dick move.

What if the person you say it to just had a loved one killed in the accident?

Posted by: davidt at August 08, 2025 08:48 PM (i0F8b)

144 So, top pick?

She was Willowed while commenting on a longbow vs crossbow thread?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2025 08:49 PM (mP0Kj)

145 Once in a while, UToob promotes a video worth rewatching.

The Tonight Show, Sam Kinison performs "Are you lonely tonight?"

https://youtu.be/WipFqwSjSMM

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 08, 2025 08:50 PM (/HDaX)

146 Evenin’, All. Happy Weekend.

Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 08:50 PM (77rzZ)

147 Sitka would be kinda natural choice as the old Russian capital. But I'd imagine something more conventional. Not much time for prep or advance work here but there's gotta be some bitchin' isolated fishing cabins.

Not sure how the russkis roll for such things but our side will require rotary wing access to any location, president Air Force One to Elmendorf, chopper after.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2025 08:51 PM (U/Byj)

148 Maybe a sandbox would have been a good idea.

Posted by: Dr Richard Daystrom at August 08, 2025 08:51 PM (vFG9F)

149 137, lol, back in mid 70s I took one of those old-school pre-employment tests (before Duke Power) ... I had some fun doing it, as well as knowing every answer including the extra-credit ones; the returned answer (as related by my boss) was "at least as smart as the guy who wrote the test"

probably still covered by NDA, but the only machine shop I ever had with white linoleum floors ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 08, 2025 08:51 PM (dKEEs)

150 For privacy, there's always Shemya.

Or a shuttle summit. One meeting on Little Diomede, then one on Big Diomede.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2025 08:52 PM (U/Byj)

151 JS, exactly spot-on!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 08, 2025 08:53 PM (dKEEs)

152 Pastor interrupts sermon to look down at three men in the front row. He asks them, “What would you want your loved ones to say as they are looking down at you?”

1sr man: That I was a good husband and father.

2nd man: That I lived a good life of kindness to others.

3rd man: “Look! He’s moving!”

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 08:53 PM (rqka2)

153

Purdue University on Aug. 8, 2025, dedicated the new Amelia Earhart Terminal at its West Lafayette airport and launched daily commercial air service to and from Chicago through SkyWest Airlines.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2025 08:54 PM (63Dwl)

154 rickb. LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 08, 2025 08:54 PM (dKEEs)

155 Yeah Cooper was cool. “Things are startin’ to stack up a bit in here” he said, as his Mercury spacecraft electrical system and computer was failing. He went on to make a perfect re-entry using manual navigation techniques. Guys like him (Lovell, especially) proved that humans were necessary in space flight, and automation wasn’t going to work.

Early on, guys like Von Braun suggested that the crew might be put to sleep, they wouldn’t be necessary to operate controls. Two buttons - “Go To Moon” and “Return to Earth” went the joke

Pilots, being pilots, weren’t having any of that, and demanded that they fly the spacecraft. They were proven correct.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 08, 2025 08:56 PM (/g2Ya)

156 One of the Rorschach tests, one was actually a blank piece of paper. Conrad reached over and flipped it. “It’s upside down”. They didn’t like that either. “Not suitable for extended space flight” uh-huh
Posted by: Common Tater

Well, he's gonna spend several days in a teeny-tiny room with other people. "Snarky asshole" is not the guy you want there, no matter how technically competent he might be.

I wouldn't want to spend a week in a space capsule with me, and I am me.

Posted by: mikeski at August 08, 2025 08:56 PM (DgGvY)

157 >>> Anyway, the trend is walking up/driving up to people who have just had a car accident and telling them "You're not allowed to park here."

Sounds like an invitation to get an asskicking. You notice all the people who did that shouted it from a moving vehicle and then drove away. The real funny clip will be when one of them gets interrupted when they are trying to drive off and has to face the consequences.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 08, 2025 08:57 PM (p4nXC)

158 exas Attorney General Ken Paxton is now going nuclear to ensure the Texas fleebaggers never return to power.

Paxton announced Friday afternoon that he has filed a “historic” lawsuit with the Texas Supreme Court to declare all 13 seats vacant.

“The rogue Democrat legislators who fled the state have abandoned their duties, leaving their seats vacant,” Paxton said in a statement. “These cowards deliberately sabotaged the constitutional process and violated the oath they swore to uphold.
Furthermore that ignorant slut Jasmine Crockett will be forever kicked out of Texas politics after being kicked out on her fat ass."

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 08, 2025 08:57 PM (VPPG8)

159 Will Putin be able to see his house from Alaska?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2025 08:57 PM (63Dwl)

160 Purdue University on Aug. 8, 2025, dedicated the new Amelia Earhart Terminal
_____

Great but, I hear it's impossible to find.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 08:57 PM (Dv3i1)

161 Trump wouldn't agree to meet with Putin unless the framework of a deal was done. Definitely not in Alaska.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 08:58 PM (viF8m)

162 The yuuuuuge importance of Elon buying Twitter - in order to make it more free - is another item that's discouraging. One tycoon makes one acquisition - and THAT is a major obstacle to an authoritarian slide? What?

Implies a terrifyingly fragile and shallow culture of freedom in institutions and populace.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2025 08:58 PM (U/Byj)

163 Today I saw a video clip of Ursula von der Leyen, president of the European Commission, bragging about how the EU is such a paragon of free speech, as opposed to Russia, meanwhile a heckler is being dragged out of the crowd by the police.

Irony is lost on some people.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 08, 2025 08:58 PM (bKn1x)

164 Guess Illegals will now go pick vegetables in the yard

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 08:58 PM (+qU29)

165 Well, running Brave in a new install of Linux Mint 22 on an old 500 gB hard drive. Seems to be working, so far. Now to get back a working email client, and import bookmarks and shit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2025 08:59 PM (oTy3B)

166 Current spacecraft are too claustrophobic for me. When we get craft like Kirk’s Enterprise, then we can talk.

Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 09:00 PM (77rzZ)

167 Daystrum 5000
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 08:22 PM (gbOdA)

Or it could be I, Mudd.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 09:01 PM (zZu0s)

168 Leftists are fkin nuts, picking some word and claiming it's a dog whistle

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 09:01 PM (+qU29)

169 I think the most impressive thing about Daystrom's M-5 computer was how easy it was to convince it to turn itself off.

Posted by: fd at August 08, 2025 09:01 PM (vFG9F)

170 Furthermore that ignorant slut Jasmine Crockett will be forever kicked out of Texas politics after being kicked out on her fat ass."

==

hmmm...is that a direct quote ?

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 09:01 PM (g47mK)

171 It is almost uniformly the case that summits deal with small details, symbolism, and the future, and that all the deals are already done, correct.

This is one time I wonder if there might be more in play. Both the circumstances and Trump's healthy self-confidence as a deal-maker let's me guess there's at least a small chance that some of the real work will get done at the meeting.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2025 09:02 PM (U/Byj)

172 Spacecraft don't have big enough bathrooms

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 09:02 PM (+qU29)

173 Implies a terrifyingly fragile and shallow culture of freedom in institutions and populace.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2025 08:58 PM (U/Byj)

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 09:02 PM (zZu0s)

174 I saw on Insty where Trump is about to announce a peace deal between Armenia and Azerbaijan. Huge, if true.

Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 09:03 PM (77rzZ)

175 I saw on Insty where Trump is about to announce a peace deal between Armenia and Azerbaijan. Huge, if true.
Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 09:03 PM (77rzZ)

the one they already signed today at the White House? you need a better time machine

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 09:04 PM (g47mK)

176 France maybe or some other European country guy got a year for burning a Koran

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 09:04 PM (+qU29)

177 Sock, you probably know this already but machinists are a rough crew sometimes.

The Army G2 or whatever it’s called investigated the highly skilled machinists at Wendover, in the 509th Composite. Turns out about a dozen were wanted felons and escaped convicts. Somehow they got in the Army, figuring that was a good place to hide.

They didn’t know what to do with them. Tibbetts called them in one by one, they about shit when he read them their dossier. He said if they kept their mouth shut and did good work, he would keep their files on ice. If not, not.

I bet a skilled machinist was a good job then. Better than storming the beach at Anzio or Tarawa anyhow

Posted by: Common Tater at August 08, 2025 09:05 PM (TbGaV)

178 All summer stayed up as late as I could, now back on day shift better turn this off
Have a great night everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 09:05 PM (+qU29)

179 I'm sure I was here yesterday, I think. Anyway, I missed this.
-----

President Trump immediately orders a NEW CENSUS to not count ILLEGAL ALIENS.

This could have absolutely enormous implications. Florida, Texas missed out on a Congressional seat in 2020. Blue states are over counted.

“I have instructed our Department of Commerce to immediately begin work on a new and highly accurate CENSUS based on modern day facts and figures and, importantly, using the results and information gained from the Presidential Election of 2024.
People who are in our Country illegally WILL NOT BE COUNTED IN THE CENSUS. Thank you for your attention to this matter!”

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 09:05 PM (I1XLT)

180 175 OK, my Time Machine sucks. The naked chicks from high school who run it are perhaps not as competent as I was led to believe.

Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 09:06 PM (77rzZ)

181 172 Spacecraft don't have big enough bathrooms
Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2025 09:02 PM (+qU29)

Not to mention that without gravity, they don't work as well as one might hope.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 08, 2025 09:06 PM (p4nXC)

182 Bulg, already happened, today. Haven't looked at agreement yet (both bilateral peace deal and economic stuff involving US in the mix).

Funny, Armenian PM Pashinyan looked awkward or at least unprepared at several points. Even when being greeted by Trump outside the West Wing door, and especially during the signing (he kept looking over and Trump and Aliyev as if to see what he should do). Not important, but funny.

Gonna have to finally do my back homework. Was involved in this particular kerfuffle in various ways and spent a lot of time in the area, including the disputed part, years back. But lost interest and didn't even focus again when Azerbaijan (to my surprise) took N-K back just before the 2020 election (heist) here.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2025 09:07 PM (U/Byj)

183 Policeman shot in Atlanta has died. Current buzz/info/whatever is that shooter believed he was ill from C19 vaccine and intended to attack CDC (dunno if Emory and CDC located close to each other).
====

Possibly a White Christian Trump voter?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 08, 2025 09:07 PM (/lPRQ)

184 That's ok, Bulg, good help is hard to find

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 09:07 PM (g47mK)

185 Today I saw a video clip of Ursula von der Leyen, president of the European Commission, bragging about how the EU is such a paragon of free speech, as opposed to Russia, meanwhile a heckler is being dragged out of the crowd by the police.

Irony is lost on some people.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 08, 2025 08:58 PM (bKn1x)

Ursula von der Leyen believes in free speech, hers. Just don't interrupt her, peasant.

Posted by: RickZ at August 08, 2025 09:08 PM (gKDq2)

186 >>This is one time I wonder if there might be more in play. Both the circumstances and Trump's healthy self-confidence as a deal-maker let's me guess there's at least a small chance that some of the real work will get done at the meeting.

There is only one deal with Putin that Trump cares about, the war in Ukraine. Trump has been singularly focused on this since the beginning of his campaign. His team has been working on this and so has he as recently as his huge tariffs on India for selling Russian oil.

Does anyone really think after watching Trump defy every "expert" with deal after deal and after ending 7 wars around the world he would agree to meet Putin on US soil if the deal wasn't at least 99.9% done?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 09:08 PM (viF8m)

187 Good evening, friends!

Posted by: Piper at August 08, 2025 09:09 PM (1hgaQ)

188 Grindelwald is nice, but Rocky Mountain National Park also offers views like this.

Posted by: gKWVE at August 08, 2025 09:11 PM (sDWtc)

189 Purdue University on Aug. 8, 2025, dedicated the new Amelia Earhart Terminal
_____

Great but, I hear it's impossible to find.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 08:57 PM (Dv3i

Maybe a good party to crash.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 08, 2025 09:11 PM (5+Y60)

190 Hey, Piper!

Now the party can really start!

Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 09:11 PM (77rzZ)

191 Given the number of people who included the
F-word in response, I'd say "No parking" is a dick move

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 08, 2025 09:12 PM (8sydA)

192 190 Hey, Piper!

Now the party can really start!
Posted by: Bulg at August 08,

Ha! Thank you!

Posted by: Piper at August 08, 2025 09:12 PM (1hgaQ)

193 Common Tater, thanks, have never heard that bit of 509th lore. Would think the men involved would have been investigated to death prior to assignment to the 509th, though. Tibbetts was an excellent manager, just another WWII story of exactly the right guy in exactly the right job. Sweeney's book talks about how the first Wendover base commander abused the "Silverplate" thing - this word meant any request using it was to be fulfilled, no questions asked - and he was fired by Tibbetts and flown out the same day it was discovered.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2025 09:12 PM (U/Byj)

194 Security gonna' be tight in AK.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 09:13 PM (I1XLT)

195 Today I saw a video clip of Ursula von der Leyen, president of the European Commission, bragging about how the EU is such a paragon of free speech, as opposed to Russia, meanwhile a heckler is being dragged out of the crowd by the police.

Irony is lost on some people.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy

Irony, like dark humor, is like food.

Not everyone gets it.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 09:14 PM (rqka2)

196 stool samples had to be turned in every day and everybody was tired of that. I think it was Lovell who boxed up one of his exemplars and wrapped it up with a bow. That didn’t go over very well.

And that is how Neil Degrasse Tyson was born.
And now you know... the rest of the story

Posted by: gKWVE at August 08, 2025 09:15 PM (sDWtc)

197 Ursula von der Leyen believes in free speech, hers. Just don't interrupt her, peasant.
Posted by: RickZ at August 08, 2025 09:08 PM (gKDq2)

In the presser she did with Trump after arranging the tariffs and reciprocal trade agreements, Von der Leyen had the demeanor like she knew Trump was on the edge of ordering her to go get the towel and the bag of oranges.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 09:16 PM (rbvCR)

198 "tell me about the Oranges, Urusla"

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 09:17 PM (rbvCR)

199 Sculpture made of dried willow branches

Shouldn't that have been added to the cafe right before the ONT got posted?
Posted by: mikeski at August 08, 2025 07:46 PM (DgGvY)

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Fistbump.

Oh, and she is the sniper!

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 08, 2025 09:17 PM (144I4)

200 Piper, I’ll take just a little more vodka in my smoothie, thanks.

Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 09:17 PM (77rzZ)

201 Howdy Hordelings!

Posted by: Doof at August 08, 2025 09:18 PM (QMAsf)

202 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 08, 2025 09:18 PM (WzM/W)

203 Dan Bongino@FBIDDBongino . 7h

I wanted to share the latest updates regarding ...

-This week alone, YOUR FBI teams, alongside our state, local, and international partners, arrested 134 subjects.
The FBI’s Child Exploitation Operational Unit and our Violent Crimes Against Children International Task Force arrested a 36-year-old Irish national who was charged with sexual exploitation of a minor and coercion and enticement of a child.
...

-123 kg of fentanyl was seized BEFORE hitting our communities
-3,329 total subjects have been arrested
-770 subjects have been indicted ...etc.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 09:19 PM (I1XLT)

204 FOOD!

Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 09:19 PM (77rzZ)

205 FOOD!
Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 09:19 PM (77rzZ)

Hey there, Glub

Posted by: Doof at August 08, 2025 09:20 PM (QMAsf)

206 OK, who’s the bum who told Tonypete that we were “good people?”

Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 09:22 PM (77rzZ)

207 a 36-year-old Irish national who was charged with sexual exploitation of a minor and coercion and enticement of a child.

Was his name something like "Marwan"?

Posted by: gKWVE at August 08, 2025 09:22 PM (sDWtc)

208 YouTube series that uses an homage to Police Squad as their intro

https://youtu.be/7hCPODjJO7s?si=BYCVwioiT_DW34z6

Cool series, up to 41 episodes now.
You can watch two crazy Brits stuff a Celica GT4 engine and drive train into a Mini

Posted by: PMRich at August 08, 2025 09:22 PM (Pe+uV)

209 [Unexpectedly, "The Cure" Bioweapon was WORSE than the "The Disease" Bioweapon:]

The Vigilant Fox 🦊
@VigilantFox

BREAKING: Another COVID “conspiracy theory” just came true.

A Special HHS Adviser confirmed it, and you could see the pain written all over his face.

This explains why RFK Jr. effectively shut down all mRNA vaccine funding.

https://is.gd/3ieGqE

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 08, 2025 09:22 PM (eAryO)

210 194 Security gonna' be tight in AK.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 09:13 PM (I1XLT)

Not particularly. Not much threat up here. The usual closed airspace, they will meet probably on base, knowing Trump he may come downtown to meet and greet, but honestly, on a Friday in August, most folks will be out of town.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 08, 2025 09:22 PM (1Gsou)

211 >>In the presser she did with Trump after arranging the tariffs and reciprocal trade agreements, Von der Leyen had the demeanor like she knew Trump was on the edge of ordering her to go get the towel and the bag of oranges.

It's an absolute pleasure watching a cutthroat businessman who plays for the US negotiate instead of some hack career hack lawyer politician. We have won so huge over the last 7 months I think some are getting spoiled.

There has never been anything like what Trump has accomplished in 7 months and likely won't be in any of our lifetimes. It's incredible where we and the world are today as compared to last November.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 09:23 PM (viF8m)

212 Does anyone really think after watching Trump defy every "expert" with deal after deal and after ending 7 wars around the world he would agree to meet Putin on US soil if the deal wasn't at least 99.9% done?

It doesn't make me think Trump is smart. Not by any means.

It makes me believe more than ever that grabbing someone at random, that owns land, and is out of debt ... kind of a variation of the Old Greek System ... would give us better leaders than Nixon or Reagan. Certainly better than any Bush.

Its not that Trump is so smart. Its just that everyone else has been so purposely stupid for so long.

Posted by: Free Thinker at August 08, 2025 09:23 PM (atlTj)

213 187 Good evening, friends!
Posted by: Piper

I will unleash my flying monkey lawyers!!

Posted by: Jim Nantz at August 08, 2025 09:23 PM (PGK1w)

214 Was his name something like "Marwan"?
Posted by: gKWVE at August 08, 2025 09:22 PM (sDWtc)

It shows how my mind works in that i immediately thought 'Is he making a 24 season 4 reference to some sort of mastermind?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 09:24 PM (zZu0s)

215 207 O’ Marwan

Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 09:24 PM (77rzZ)

216 The willow sculpture is very cool.

Posted by: Piper at August 08, 2025 09:24 PM (+dm09)

217 Ace, this Cafe has been so much fun!

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 08, 2025 09:24 PM (8sydA)

218 188 Grindelwald is nice, but Rocky Mountain National Park also offers views like this.
Posted by: gKWVE at August 08, 2025 09:11 PM (sDWtc)

My neighborhood offers views like that.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 08, 2025 09:26 PM (1Gsou)

219 Coach Reeve, 'throwing dildos on the court is not funny'
'the sexualization of women is not funny' [psst sex can be fun]

anyway, here she is:

https://tinyurl.com/38vr4dx7

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 09:26 PM (I1XLT)

220 Will there be any Apollo astronauts left when yumans return to the Moon?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2025 09:26 PM (NfBWh)

221 Are there rules in major league baseball against bright green bats?

Posted by: davidt at August 08, 2025 09:27 PM (i0F8b)

222 Pretty sure if Wilt got thrown live pussy on the floor back in his day he would have not complained.

Now, granted, the man was busy. But I doubt he would have missed a rebound.

Posted by: Free Thinker at August 08, 2025 09:27 PM (atlTj)

223 219 Coach Reeve, 'throwing dildos on the court is not funny'
'the sexualization of women is not funny' [psst sex can be fun]

anyway, here she is:

https://tinyurl.com/38vr4dx7

Posted by: Braenyard

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!

Posted by: Feminist at August 08, 2025 09:27 PM (PGK1w)

224 Wtf? You ask this bitch what she thinks of MAPs. Right now.

You can sexualize any fucking thing in this culture except women.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 09:27 PM (zZu0s)

225 >>>
Its not that Trump is so smart. Its just that everyone else has been so purposely stupid for so long.
Posted by: Free Thinker
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schreeek, as the stylus slides across the turntable

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 09:28 PM (I1XLT)

226 You can sexualize any fucking thing in this culture except women.

In all fairness, have you seen most of 'em ? Have you listened to most of 'em ?

Posted by: Free Thinker at August 08, 2025 09:28 PM (atlTj)

227 Eh, Pete Conrad was by most accounts one of the funniest guys to be around. He was a great pilot and a brainiac, but he loved practical jokes. He was cool, even in the face of death.

The old school pilots were … different. There’s a tale of a pilot whose plane was in some sort of death spiral or whatever and he’s ran out of ideas asking for help. Somebody radio’d back “quit whining, die like an aviator”

Posted by: Common Tater at August 08, 2025 09:30 PM (VqV9I)

228 >> Will there be any Apollo astronauts left when yumans return to the Moon?

I was just wondering the same thing. Only 5 total Apollo astronauts remain. Four Moonwalkers, Buzz, David Scott, Harrison Schmitt and Charlie Duke, and then Fred Haise.

Schmitt and Duke are the youngest, at 89. Both will turn 90 later this year.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 08, 2025 09:30 PM (w6EFb)

229 173, seconded!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 08, 2025 09:30 PM (dKEEs)

230 Piper, admit it. The williow sculpture is you, right?

Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 09:31 PM (77rzZ)

231 When Vladimir Putin visits Akaska to meet with President Trump on Friday, August 15, it will mark the first visit to Alaska by a Russian head of state since Alaska was sold by the Russians to America for $7.2 million in 1867.
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tcn's going to be there with a flag

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 09:32 PM (I1XLT)

232 I’ve always wanted to get a helium filled “Get Well Soon” balloon and tie it to a leg.

I have actually seen a dead, boosted from the heat racoon with a Mylar balloon tied to its uplifted (from the bloat) hind leg.
This was before cameras in cell phones.
I hurried home for a camera, but when I got back to where I had seen the dead 'coin it was gone.

Posted by: waepnedmann at August 08, 2025 09:32 PM (5UJkg)

233 g'night everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 08, 2025 09:34 PM (dKEEs)

234 tcn's going to be there with a flag
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 09:32 PM (I1XLT)

Nope. I'm going to be in my camper at Tolsona, or perhaps at the bar at Lake Louise.

It used to be sort of fun when a President came through Elmendorf, when I worked on base. Sometimes we got to go out on the flightline to see AF1. We certainly got to watch it take off and land.

Now, meh. Just means less aircraft around for a day.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 08, 2025 09:36 PM (1Gsou)

235 Are we sure the coach's name is actually Peeved?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2025 09:37 PM (NfBWh)

236
Wait, there's a 6th still alive, Rusty Schweickart. He was the lunar module pilot for Apollo 9, the LEO test mission of the lunar module. He's thus technically Apollo, but never left earth orbit.

The 5 count is those who left LEO and at least went near the Moon.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 08, 2025 09:38 PM (w6EFb)

237 The Gerrymandering thing is pretty insane when you stop and think about it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 09:39 PM (zZu0s)

238
Schweickart would've been on the roster for subsequent Moon missions, but he got a bad case of space sickness, and they didn't want to risk it on later missions.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 08, 2025 09:41 PM (w6EFb)

239 230 Piper, admit it. The williow sculpture is you, right?
Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 09:31 PM (77rzZ)

Nope. Wouldn’t know how to shoot an arrow, and I am not made of vines.

Posted by: Piper at August 08, 2025 09:41 PM (+dm09)

240 G’night, Sock Rat.

Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 09:42 PM (77rzZ)

241 So what was the covid co piracy theory that was confirmed?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 09:42 PM (zZu0s)

242 Are there rules in major league baseball against bright green bats?
Posted by: davidt

The all-wise DDG says:

Paint or other coatings are permitted, but they must not interfere with the natural properties of the wood or create an overly slick surface.

Manufacturers must ensure that the wood grain is visible and that no alterations have been made to enhance performance beyond the natural properties of the wood.

The Major League Baseball Rules Committee [makes] decisions on colored bats, which require special approval for use in professional games.

So, probably no bright green bats, so soon after bright-green-dildo month.

Posted by: mikeski at August 08, 2025 09:43 PM (DgGvY)

243 The Gerrymandering thing is pretty insane when you stop and think about it.
-
It's pretty logical if you abandon the idea that representatives are there to impose our will on government in favor of having political parties which make their own peace with each other in order to exclude the rest of us from having any influence.

Posted by: Methos at August 08, 2025 09:44 PM (zLwRl)

244 Been trying to watch the Patriots preseason game on patriots dot com.
I have never seen as unprofessional a broadcast as this on. Recently using one end zone camera only , and there is volume only when play by play man speaks.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 08, 2025 09:44 PM (n4GiU)

245 My mother lived in the country in a house I built for her.
About 20 miles from Red River in North LA.
So I needed to got to town and a dude in a truck with a big cooler had coon for sell.
I asked to look and it was racoon.
With 1 paw still there.
He said cause people got mad if you sold them possum instead of coon.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 09:44 PM (gbOdA)

246 We have Gerrymandering thanks to Gov. Eldridge Gerry (7/17/1744 – 11/23/1814) of Masshusetts.

Posted by: RickZ at August 08, 2025 09:45 PM (gKDq2)

247 Haise still does live podcasts on YouTube, at least recently. Really great, I suggested he do one every week.

I was struck how sharp these guys were. Tom Stafford has an interview where he’s 90, not too long before he died, and he was talking extemporaneously as the term goes, on at length about highly technical issues. I remember my gob being smacked because at the time Biden was “in the news” for being a barely ambulatory vegetable while everyone around him tried to deny it.

I liked flying with the old crusty SOBs with about 9000 flight hours. “Get in the goddamned aircraft!” he says. Yessir… Their knowledge and experience increases the odds of survival if something mechanical happens. Maybe it is unsolvable .. maybe not.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 08, 2025 09:46 PM (xHdZY)

248 So, probably no bright green bats, so soon after bright-green-dildo month.

The latest dildo is purple. Sports betting sites now are letting you place prop bets on what color the next one will be.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 08, 2025 09:46 PM (OyOhQ)

249 SNEKS!!!
Sneks bad!!!

*shudders*

Posted by: Diogenes at August 08, 2025 09:46 PM (2WIwB)

250 My mother lived in the country in a house I built for her.
About 20 miles from Red River in North LA.
So I needed to got to town and a dude in a truck with a big cooler had coon for sell.
I asked to look and it was racoon.
With 1 paw still there.
He said cause people got mad if you sold them possum instead of coon.
Posted by: rhennigantx

I can hear the banjo in the background of this comment.

Posted by: mikeski at August 08, 2025 09:46 PM (DgGvY)

251 239 *Bulg ditches fantasies of archeress Piper*

Sigh. How’s the puppy?

Posted by: Bulg at August 08, 2025 09:47 PM (77rzZ)

252 Bears can run 30+ mph. You can’t outrun a bear. Not even close. Not even Usain Bolt.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 08, 2025 07:55 PM (CqoVr)

But I can outrun Mrs D.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 08, 2025 09:49 PM (2WIwB)

253 bloated not boosted
'coon not coin

I hate autocorrect!

Posted by: waepnedmann at August 08, 2025 09:49 PM (5UJkg)

254 He said cause people got mad if you sold them possum instead of coon.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 09:44 PM (gbOdA)

It was in some story that in India it was habitual for the butcher to leave the paws on rabbits because that way you could be assured it wasn't a cat

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 09:49 PM (rbvCR)

255 It was in some story that in India it was habitual for the butcher to leave the paws on rabbits because that way you could be assured it wasn't a cat
Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 09:49 PM (rbvCR)

pig in a poke means you bought a cat.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 09:51 PM (gbOdA)

256 I insist they leave head on cow when they sell me prime rib!

Posted by: discerning buyer at August 08, 2025 09:51 PM (g47mK)

257 It was in some story that in India it was habitual for the butcher to leave the paws on rabbits because that way you could be assured it wasn't a cat
Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 09:49 PM (rbvCR)

I hear the same about elephant v rhino in Africa bush markets.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 09:53 PM (gbOdA)

258 Hey, tcn in AK, our daughter and hub landed in Fairbanks this morning. If you see a couple looks like they're from Oklahoma, give 'em a wave. They're driving a rental car. Can't miss 'em.
😜

Posted by: mindful webworker - return for refund at August 08, 2025 09:53 PM (7W0uI)

259 It was in some story that in India it was habitual for the butcher to leave the paws on rabbits because that way you could be assured it wasn't a cat
Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 09:49 PM (rbvCR)

No buy.

Posted by: Your Local Chinese Take-Out at August 08, 2025 09:53 PM (gKDq2)

260 I insist they leave head on cow when they sell me prime rib!
Posted by: discerning buyer at August 08, 2025 09:51 PM (g47mK

Good eatin' on a cow's head. You have the tongue, the brains, and Momma always said to the butcher to leave the eyes in 'cause it had to see us through the week.
Laws, we did laugh at that one!

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 09:54 PM (rbvCR)

261 Top of insty has protests in GB.

I am surprised starter has not locked down the internet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 09:54 PM (zZu0s)

262 At the biannual dildo throw to kick off the WNBA season it is common to hear

Nice Dick

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 09:55 PM (gbOdA)

263 The latest dildo is purple. Sports betting sites now are letting you place prop bets on what color the next one will be.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 08, 2025 09:46 PM (OyOhQ)

chartreuse

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 09:55 PM (gbOdA)

264 Just came from a Crowder video on Youtube, where the gang pretends that South Park's recycling of the sexual relationship with Satan thing, and that Parker and Stone have basically become illustrators of the most histrionic fears of Democrat Undergrounders is "funny".

And if you don't like it, you don't like comedy. I get the whole sanguine thing and don't let it bother you thing.

But its' just not funny.

ICE raids a live Dora the Explorer show and Parker and Stone stick "We only want the brown ones" in Kristi Noem's mouth. (Sock puppets are so funny!)

I don't know. People can chose to like this if they want to. But I've already heard the Trump wants to deport all Hispanic thing too many times to find it "cutting edge".

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 09:55 PM (krQz2)

265 I hate autocorrect!
Posted by: waepnedmann

It misspelled autocoonect.

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 08, 2025 09:56 PM (144I4)

266 256 I insist they leave head on cow when they sell me prime rib!
Posted by: discerning buyer at August 08, 2025 09:51 PM (g47mK)

with the ear tag

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 09:56 PM (gbOdA)

267 oh
and bells

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 09:56 PM (gbOdA)

268 At the biannual dildo throw to kick off the WNBA season it is common to hear

Nice Dick
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 09:55 PM (gbOdA)

That's a compliment in their locker rooms.

Posted by: Your Local Chinese Take-Out at August 08, 2025 09:56 PM (gKDq2)

269 Off sock

Posted by: RickZ at August 08, 2025 09:57 PM (gKDq2)

270
Artemis II is scheduled to launch in April next year, maybe by late Feb they hint. I'm not going to hold my breath.

This will be a less that complete repeat of Apollo 8. They're going to whip around the Moon, but not enter lunar orbit.

Hell, the current Block I incarnation of the SLS, with IPS second stage is not capable of entering Lunar orbit and then getting out. Well, it technically could, but the fuel margins would be too low for manned comfort.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 08, 2025 09:57 PM (w6EFb)

271 But it's smiling at us.

Posted by: Old Man Parker, Replacement Christmas Duck Dinner at August 08, 2025 09:57 PM (wVcYX)

272 But it's smiling at us.
Posted by: Old Man Parker, Replacement Christmas Duck Dinner at August 08, 2025 09:57 PM (wVcYX)

Christmas is carnage!

Posted by: Ferdinand at August 08, 2025 09:58 PM (gKDq2)

273 You can sexualize any fucking thing in this culture except women.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 09:27 PM (zZu0s)
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Lunch boxes?

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 09:59 PM (krQz2)

274 I still think ICE baton beating Count on Sesame Street would cut down on DACA children.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 10:00 PM (gbOdA)

275 Good eatin' on a cow's head. You have the tongue, the brains, and Momma always said to the butcher to leave the eyes in 'cause it had to see us through the week.
Laws, we did laugh at that one!
Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 09:54 PM (rbvCR)

Kill a 20 or 30 pound grouper and the Bahamians wanted that head for a breakfast stew served over rice.

Sousa

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 10:02 PM (gbOdA)

276 I still think ICE baton beating Count on Sesame Street would cut down on DACA children.
Posted by: rhennigantx

One! One count of police brutality! Ah ah ah!

Two! Two counts.....

Posted by: mikeski at August 08, 2025 10:02 PM (DgGvY)

277 He said cause people got mad if you sold them possum instead of coon.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 09:44 PM (gbOdA)

In my area, you can get a permit for roadkill dear. Game changer.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 10:02 PM (i24o9)

278 Ont is nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 10:03 PM (zZu0s)

279 do you throw a dildo like a lawn dart or a boomerwang

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 10:03 PM (gbOdA)

280 $50,000 Signing Bonus, $60,000 Student Loan Repayment, 25% Premium Pay

anyone looking for a job ?

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 10:03 PM (g47mK)

281 The latest dildo is purple. Sports betting sites now are letting you place prop bets on what color the next one will be.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 08, 2025 09:46 PM (OyOhQ)

chartreuse

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2025 09:55 PM (gbOdA)

I'm going to be offended if they finally throw a Caucasian one, and it is rinky dink.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 10:04 PM (i24o9)

282 You can sexualize any fucking thing in this culture except women.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 09:27 PM (zZu0s)
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Lunch boxes?

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2025 09:59 PM (krQz2)

Sick freak.

Posted by: Toaster Fucker at August 08, 2025 10:06 PM (i24o9)

283 Who be the empowering art babe?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 10:39 PM (AiNp4)

284 They arrested Trump for not dotting Is on paper work. Oh and tried to assassinate him. Twice. Plus imprisoned thousands of his supporters for “trespassing”.

The German stuff is child’s play compared to the left here.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 08, 2025 10:43 PM (AiNp4)

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