Democrats Blow Off Governor Abbott's 3 PM (Central) Deadline to Return to Work

Governor Abbott escalated his threat: He now says that any of the fleebaggers who do not return to Texas by 3pm central (4pm east coast time) will face criminal felony charges.

But the more immediate threat is to strip them of the offices they have abandoned:

Townhall.com
@townhallcom
BREAKING NEWS from TX Governor Greg Abbott:
"This truancy ends now. The derelict Democrat House members must return to Texas and be in attendance when the House reconvenes at 3:00 PM on Monday, August 4, 2025. For any member who fails to do so, I will invoke Texas Attorney General Opinion No. KP-0382 to remove the missing Democrats from membership in the Texas House."
WOW.

To protest Texas' coming partisan gerrymander, Democrats fleebagged to... heavily partisan-gerrymandered Illinois and New York.

Though infuriating on one hand, on the other, you have to laugh at this stage in the game. I mean, as we pointed out, going to Illinois, which is home to one of the most corrupt and blatantly rigged Democrat political machines in the country, is not exactly the brightest idea these folks have had.

But to make matters worse for them, some of the Texas Democrats went to another blue state that is well-known for gerrymandering...

BREAKING NEWS: Texas Dems are refusing to return to Texas by Governor Greg Abbott's deadline.

You know what happens next. pic.twitter.com/2b3FixgGAs
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) August 4, 2025

The Texas state house moved for the fleebaggers to be arrested -- an empty threat, because they're fleebagged to other states where Texas cops have no jurisdiction -- and then adjourned until tomorrow.

WATCH LIVE: Deadline imminent for Dem lawmakers to return to Texas or face expulsion
https://t.co/XbtViUproC
— Fox News (@FoxNews) August 4, 2025

Pudge-bucket porkchop Jasmine Ratchet is ranting and raving and cursing and looking like a fool. I mean, not really new news here.

Rep. Jasmine Crockett says, "Donald Trump is a piece of shit."

There is so much to comment on. We leave that to you. pic.twitter.com/3FN7X2A9FC
— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) August 4, 2025

She also called the Supreme Court "corrupt" and called for Democrats to get "aggressive." Then she said she wouldn't define what "aggressive" means.

A xeeter called Salty Cracker said "her belly looks like a pack of hot dogs."

Ratchet might be redistricted out of her seat, and will ink a deal with MSNBC five seconds later.

Sorry for the long time away -- I mistakenly thought I'd posted at three o'clock.

Posted by: Ace at 04:27 PM

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1 throw them all in jail and declare the seat vacated

then appoint maga only and ram it through...

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at August 04, 2025 04:27 PM (nXhwP)

2 also, first!

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at August 04, 2025 04:27 PM (nXhwP)

3 corgis called

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at August 04, 2025 04:28 PM (nXhwP)

4 Jasmine crock o shit.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 04, 2025 04:28 PM (rx8x5)

5 Gov. Abbot has a little list!

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2025 04:28 PM (ASt0K)

6 and he rounds the bases for home...

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at August 04, 2025 04:28 PM (nXhwP)

7 They gettin the TRUMP!!! curse.

Posted by: fd at August 04, 2025 04:28 PM (vFG9F)

8 I honestly hope Crockett doesn't get redistricted. She's a useful example of what the Democrats actually stand for.

Posted by: Caiwyn at August 04, 2025 04:28 PM (yHxqC)

9 Send the Texas Rangers after the fugitives.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2025 04:29 PM (ASt0K)

10
Who were the original "fleebaggers"? That was Wisconsin Dems back in the Scott Walker days, wasn't it?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 04, 2025 04:29 PM (w6EFb)

11 Governor Abbott, might I suggest issuing bounties?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 04, 2025 04:29 PM (i24o9)

12 Looks like Governor Abbot is set to roll over their opposition.

Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2025 04:30 PM (L2IqH)

13 "Send the Texas Rangers after the fugitives.
Posted by: Anna Puma"

I want see Chuck Norris kick their butts all the way back to Texas.

Posted by: fd at August 04, 2025 04:30 PM (vFG9F)

14 Speaking of Piece of shit....

Posted by: It's me donna at August 04, 2025 04:30 PM (VE6XX)

15 She sounds like she's trying to downplay the fake ghetto blackccent. Perhaps she's tired of being mocked, or her constituents are.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 04, 2025 04:30 PM (Riz8t)

16 I'm pretty sure Jasmine Crocket with $9 million in the bank can live pretty comfortably while trying to get her podcast going.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2025 04:30 PM (ASt0K)

17
We need a Fugitive Legislators Act.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 04, 2025 04:30 PM (w6EFb)

18 I honestly hope Crockett doesn't get redistricted. She's a useful example of what the Democrats actually stand for.
Posted by: Caiwyn at August 04, 2025 04:28 PM (yHxqC)

eh, if she gets redistricted out, she'll be on msdnc as the boss mentioned, then she'll be a reminder every single day of just how bat shit insane they are...

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at August 04, 2025 04:30 PM (nXhwP)

19 Pudge-bucket porkchop Jasmine Ratchet is ranting and raving and cursing and looking like a fool

You'd think she'd have siphoned enough money to buy pants without holes in them.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 04, 2025 04:30 PM (a+4eV)

20 >>Who were the original "fleebaggers"? That was Wisconsin Dems back in the Scott Walker days, wasn't it?

Texas Dems have pulled this stunt numerous times.

WI Dems did it once, too iirc.

Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2025 04:30 PM (L2IqH)

21 If they won't do their job, they shouldn't be paid. Nor should any of their staff. Are staffers government employees also?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 04, 2025 04:31 PM (pIfcn)

22 I didn't realize she was so overweight. No wonder she didn't want to take on MTG in a fight.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 04, 2025 04:31 PM (Riz8t)

23 The wheels are coming off!

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 04, 2025 04:31 PM (/U5Yz)

24 The Feral Legislator Act

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2025 04:31 PM (ASt0K)

25 " If they won't do their job, they shouldn't be paid."

They already don't do shit. It's dereliction of doody.

Posted by: fd at August 04, 2025 04:32 PM (vFG9F)

26 wait, the knees are worn off?

The Kamala Harris path to power?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2025 04:32 PM (ASt0K)

27 >>>Sorry for the long time away -- I mistakenly thought I'd posted at three o'clock.

Get you shit straight.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 04, 2025 04:32 PM (i24o9)

28 Is everyone else not able to see the avatars and names on these embedded tweets here? This has been happening to me all day on several sites.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 04, 2025 04:33 PM (CNl8/)

29 Holy pants, Batman!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 04, 2025 04:33 PM (63Dwl)

30 She doesn't have good Jeans.

Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2025 04:33 PM (L2IqH)

31 I believe Jasmine has appropriated white womens hair.. Is that your natural Jasmine ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 04, 2025 04:33 PM (VE6XX)

32 The Texas state house moved for the fleebaggers to be arrested -- an empty threat, because they're fleebagged to other states where Texas cops have no jurisdiction -- and then adjourned until tomorrow.

where's dog the bounty hunter when you need him?

Posted by: anachronda at August 04, 2025 04:33 PM (sGtp+)

33 Hope Abbott follows through. This is horseshit. None of those fuckers had better have a seat in the TX legislature come tomorrow morning. And all of them had better be in a TX prison the second they reappear.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 04, 2025 04:34 PM (Q4IgG)

34 29 Holy pants, Batman!

you may have mistaken this for the book thread

Posted by: anachronda at August 04, 2025 04:34 PM (sGtp+)

35 She doesn't have good Jeans.

Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2025 04:33 PM (L2IqH)

lol

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 04, 2025 04:34 PM (i24o9)

36 Oh, and Jasmine Crockett's code switching makes her a minstrel show. As in, Minstrel Show Enthusiast Jasmine Ratchet opened her mouth today, guess what fell out? Did you guess bullshite? You might be winner!

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 04, 2025 04:34 PM (pIfcn)

37 31 I believe Jasmine has appropriated white womens hair.. Is that your natural Jasmine ?

lol donna u know that's a wig

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 04, 2025 04:34 PM (Pv3Rg)

38 >>> 9 Send the Texas Rangers after the fugitives.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2025 04:29 PM (ASt0K)

Can they also send bounty hunters? Maybe re-purpose some woofloo cash like DeathSantis did for Alligator Alcatraz.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 04, 2025 04:35 PM (ULPxl)

39 The dems are kicking the tires to see what breaks.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 04, 2025 04:35 PM (/U5Yz)

40 To be honest, this is quite fun to follow. Dems on the run. There needs to be a song.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 04, 2025 04:35 PM (g8Ew8)

41 I am not going to play the vide, Jasmine looks quite scary in the still.

Looks like she is about to birth a face hugger. Or a Go'uald.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2025 04:35 PM (ASt0K)

42 Good. Bring this to a head.

Honestly, I want bounty hunters after them.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 04, 2025 04:35 PM (N1DT3)

43 When the squirts get the better of you, time becomes fluid.

Feel better, ace.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 04, 2025 04:35 PM (9bq/n)

44 I didn't realize she was so overweight"

Gotta fit wid da constituencyyy. Or something.

Posted by: man at August 04, 2025 04:36 PM (tubbA)

45 19 Pudge-bucket porkchop Jasmine Ratchet is ranting and raving and cursing and looking like a fool
==============
You'd think she'd have siphoned enough money to buy pants without holes in them.

pretty sure you have to pay extra to have a serf in a sweatshop rip holes into your pants.

Posted by: anachronda at August 04, 2025 04:36 PM (sGtp+)

46 lol donna u know that's a wig

One of Michelle Obama's wigs?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2025 04:36 PM (ASt0K)

47 I'm sure the back of her neck looks like another pack of hot dogs.

I miss back when the prog women I despised were at least hot. WTF are the feeding these heifers?

Posted by: spongeworthy at August 04, 2025 04:37 PM (CDWlY)

48 Liberals are smashing watermelons and TVs to vent their rage.

https://is.gd/Ngg8GI

Do they not even know about Gallagher?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 04, 2025 04:37 PM (Riz8t)

49 Forget arrest, just replace them all with Abbot-appointees.

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 04, 2025 04:37 PM (sFNX2)

50 Who were the original "fleebaggers"? That was Wisconsin Dems back in the Scott Walker days, wasn't it?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 04, 2025 04:29 PM (w6EFb)

Who met at the "Tilted Kilt" in Illinois, just across the border.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 04, 2025 04:37 PM (N1DT3)

51 Dims...................you lost at democracy. Embrace the suck!

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at August 04, 2025 04:37 PM (jrgJz)

52 speaking of wigs did I miss a WNBA post here?

that has turned into quite the entertaining spectacle, even without Caitlin Clark!

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 04, 2025 04:37 PM (Pv3Rg)

53
lol donna u know that's a wig
Posted by: Black Orchid

Does she play basketball with that wig on?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 04, 2025 04:37 PM (63Dwl)

54 I don't have faith in Abbott to follow through, but I do have faith in Ken Paxton

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at August 04, 2025 04:38 PM (V6W16)

55 I miss back when the prog women I despised were at least hot. WTF are the feeding these heifers?

help me out here ...

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 04, 2025 04:38 PM (Pv3Rg)

56 Apparently Jasmine Crockett plays her ghetto black routine although she came from a well off family and went to a private school. Yet despite not being part of the hood she is unable to use another more descriptive and accurate phrase for Donald Trump than that he’s he’s a piece of *****?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2025 04:38 PM (2GCMq)

57 Does she play basketball with that wig on?

nike sponsors the wigs!

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 04, 2025 04:38 PM (Pv3Rg)

58 WNBA

Come for the fights on court where wigs fly, stay for the lime green dildos.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2025 04:38 PM (ASt0K)

59 Jasmine, the sub-Saharan fatigue is real. Go away.

Posted by: Archer at August 04, 2025 04:39 PM (2bA6x)

60 Jasmine Crockett is Icarus. Flew too high , too fast and the political Sun melted her wings. It's a Greek tragedy, hahaha...

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 04, 2025 04:39 PM (9hqnJ)

61 Come for the fights on court where wigs fly, stay for the lime green dildos.

I mean here I thought the squid-throwing was fun

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 04, 2025 04:39 PM (Pv3Rg)

62 I hope the Dems are sure they want to do this: Throw all their seats into forfeiture when the Democratic Party has 19% approval rating.

This is "democracy" in action: when your party does not represent a majority of your state, flea to another state to block the decisions of the majority of the representation.

Posted by: Axeman at August 04, 2025 04:39 PM (krQz2)

63 That's some worn out knees on those yoga pants.

Anyway, Holder told them to act. Now what?

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 04, 2025 04:39 PM (NFX2v)

64 where's dog the bounty hunter when you need him?

Look at my wife's tits, I'm totally not gay!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 04, 2025 04:39 PM (VpC99)

65 This will obviously just keep happening a long as this stupid law is on the books.

Just change the damn law. The Democrats won't suffer politically for this. Even though it's an "insurrection", it will be case as something like the underground railroad by the media.

Posted by: Leupold at August 04, 2025 04:39 PM (4pwAx)

66 If they won't do their job, they shouldn't be paid.

They only make $600 per month. That's not a big threat.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 04, 2025 04:40 PM (ExV1e)

67 Send the Texas Rangers after the fugitives.
Posted by: Anna Puma
________

With their bats.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 04, 2025 04:40 PM (XvL8K)

68 My memory wants to say one time before Texas Democrats fled the state, they took a private jet.

They are so down with the struggle of the average person don't ya know.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2025 04:40 PM (ASt0K)

69 The Democrats cannot return because they have fled the need to vote for what they must not flee, but they must not return and continue to flee, having fled already. Let me be clear. Fleeing must happen before we can return, and we cannot return until we have fled. We demand nothing less!

Posted by: Kamala "Outsider" Harris at August 04, 2025 04:40 PM (JvZF+)

70 Teenagers get away with the holes in pants look but not a 44 year old elected official. Rocking a FUPA is a nice touch.

Posted by: Cheri at August 04, 2025 04:40 PM (oiNtH)

71 Have they put a bounty on these assholes?
Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 04, 2025 04:40 PM (W/lyH)

72 So the group that screeched about "our precious democracy" actively shuts down the democratic process of a duly elected state legislature.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 04, 2025 04:40 PM (Vh9CX)

73
Yet despite not being part of the hood she is unable to use another more descriptive and accurate phrase for Donald Trump than that he’s he’s a piece of *****?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

She's "keepin' it real" donch know!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 04, 2025 04:41 PM (63Dwl)

74 Just change the damn law. The Democrats won't suffer politically for this. Even though it's an "insurrection", it will be case as something like the underground railroad by the media.
Posted by: Leupold at August 04, 2025 04:39 PM (4pwAx)

No one's paying attention to this because ... Sydney Sweeney is a Republican !!

Posted by: It's me donna at August 04, 2025 04:41 PM (VE6XX)

75 The word Gerrymander implies partisanship. Districts could be formed by a computer making them compact and rational but because of the SC ruling that requires some districts to be drawn based on race, rational goes out the window. The party in power alwasy influences how the lines are drawn."That's democracy", she said with an ironic twist.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 04, 2025 04:41 PM (t/2Uw)

76 Chris Plante this morning was playing a clip of Tapper interviewing Beta O'Rourke. Beta said that the democrats must be "ruthless" in all the states where they already hold a trifecta, and redistrict to retain "power".

Plante points out that Tapper has no reaction; that works for him.

Posted by: Axeman at August 04, 2025 04:41 PM (krQz2)

77 Liberals are smashing watermelons and TVs to vent their rage.

https://is.gd/Ngg8GI

Do they not even know about Gallagher?
Posted by: Archimedes at August 04, 2025 04:37 PM (Riz8t)

Pretty sure that link is racist.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 04, 2025 04:42 PM (N1DT3)

78 Is Crockett wearing those stupid pre-ripped pants in that clip?

At least she doesn’t seem to be sporting the huge false eyelashes.

Posted by: Bulg at August 04, 2025 04:42 PM (77rzZ)

79 🥒.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 04, 2025 04:42 PM (toqUM)

80 Doesn't their legislature only convene once every 2 years to begin with?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 04, 2025 04:43 PM (JvZF+)

81 30
She doesn't have good Jeans.
Posted by: garrett
......

Sydney Sweeney wins the Nice Tummy contest by a mile.

Posted by: wth at August 04, 2025 04:43 PM (UjdFS)

82 That gunt reminds me, I haven't had a delicious hot dog in months. I'm thinking chili-cheese with onions.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 04, 2025 04:43 PM (9bq/n)

83 I will give abbott a few hours to respond. He threw the gauntlet down and I am fairly certain it will take a few hours to draft up the paperwork to send to the court to fire these guys.

After that it will be up to the Texas SC to decide if it is legal to fire them for vacating their office.

In the meantime I expect AG paxton is perusing the bribery charges for each one of them that fund raised off of this stunt.

Time will tell.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 04, 2025 04:43 PM (0N4FZ)

84 I saw Pudge-Bucket Porkchop open for the Hogslop String Band at Big Mountain Ranch last year.

Posted by: ShainS -- Run. Gavin. Run. Toss your hair into the ring! at August 04, 2025 04:43 PM (XcOOi)

85 The word Gerrymander implies partisanship. Districts could be formed by a computer making them compact and rational but because of the SC ruling that requires some districts to be drawn based on race, rational goes out the window. The party in power alwasy influences how the lines are drawn."That's democracy", she said with an ironic twist.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 04, 2025 04:41 PM (t/2Uw)
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Current SCOTUS is close to reversing that ruling I saw from a legal pundit. There is a re-districting case before them about Louisiana. The pundit said the the SCOTUS threw open the whole idea as whether or not it's Constitutional.

Posted by: Axeman at August 04, 2025 04:44 PM (krQz2)

86 You know what happens next.

Nothing?

Posted by: Emmie at August 04, 2025 04:44 PM (FMtrg)

87 Eminent Domain their Texas property. Call it the "Guess You Won't Be Needing This Then Act".

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 04, 2025 04:45 PM (AIQyJ)

88 Chris Plante this morning was playing a clip of Tapper interviewing Beta O'Rourke. Beta said that the democrats must be "ruthless" in all the states where they already hold a trifecta, and redistrict to retain "power".

Plante points out that Tapper has no reaction; that works for him.
Posted by: Axeman at August 04, 2025 04:41 PM (krQz2)

***
They keep doing it here in Washington State. Congressman Smith (D) has had to move his district office three times in the last dozen years.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 04, 2025 04:45 PM (W/lyH)

89 We our proud to announce with the illegal Trump cuts tp Publix radio that's WBTN in Benningtin, V t was continue to broadcast the Chlidrins Gay Pride hour.

This is important for the children's health...

Posted by: Mary Cloggistein from Brattleboro, Vt at August 04, 2025 04:45 PM (vL1lZ)

90 I'm sure the back of her neck looks like another pack of hot dogs.
.....

Her nicest tits are on her back.

Posted by: wth at August 04, 2025 04:45 PM (UjdFS)

91 Current SCOTUS is close to reversing that ruling I saw from a legal pundit. There is a re-districting case before them about Louisiana. The pundit said the the SCOTUS threw open the whole idea as whether or not it's Constitutional.

Posted by: Axeman at August 04, 2025 04:44 PM (krQz2)
This will be a gamechanger.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 04, 2025 04:46 PM (t/2Uw)

92 Jasmine has everything figures out for us.

Our democracy isn't functioning correctly because the House & Senate Republicans are complicit with the Republican president and are "letting him get away with it."

But, more importantly, the Supreme Court is complicit with Trump. And to solve that they need ethics rules.

Only when the SCOTUS has ethics rules will the democracy function again.

She got a J.D. for this kid of insight, ya'll.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 04, 2025 04:46 PM (6ydKt)

93
I went over interstate extradition with Grok -- sort of complex thing, at the least in my mind.

Current law, is for *crimes*, a state is obliged and can be compelled by a federal court to cough up and extradite fugitive.

But this only applies to crimes. Fleeing the legislature to prevent quorum is only a civil violation, not a crime, so a blue state can't be compelled.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 04, 2025 04:47 PM (w6EFb)

94 Rep. Jasmine Crockett says, "Donald Trump is a piece of shit."

Last month President Trump called Crockett “very low IQ.”

Posted by: SMOD at August 04, 2025 04:47 PM (RHGPo)

95
Charlie Kirk
@charliekirk11
🚨BREAKING: The motion has passed, Texas House will issue arrest warrants for Democrats who fled the state to break quorum ahead of redistricting votes.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 04, 2025 04:47 PM (t/2Uw)

96 Jasmine has plumped up a bit... Sandy Cortez too though not as noticeably...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 04, 2025 04:48 PM (VE6XX)

97 I fully expect Crockett to bust out in one of those rhyming jump rope dances.

Posted by: Eromero at August 04, 2025 04:48 PM (LHPAg)

98 She got a J.D. for this kid of insight, ya'll.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 04, 2025 04:46 PM (6ydKt)

She's a diversity cog. She got that in spite of her insight.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 04, 2025 04:48 PM (i24o9)

99 A xeeter called Salty Cracker said "her belly looks like a pack of hot dogs."

------------

Ratchet's knees look like two characters from The Muppets.

Posted by: Decaf at August 04, 2025 04:48 PM (unUNN)

100 Crockett thighs are known as Rolling Thunder among the Comanche

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 04, 2025 04:49 PM (wBaIH)

101 I thought at one point "They're going to have a hard time making this Sweeny is a Nazi thing fit."

Then I found out she might vote Republican.

Now, it's cemented.

Posted by: Axeman at August 04, 2025 04:49 PM (krQz2)

102 Stay classy, Jasmine.

Posted by: bluebell at August 04, 2025 04:49 PM (79pEw)

103 102 Stay classy, Jasmine.
Posted by: bluebell at August 04, 2025 04:49 PM (79pEw)

LOL...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 04, 2025 04:50 PM (VE6XX)

104 if SCOTUS rightly abolishes racial gerrymandering, Dems will lose a bunch of House seats

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at August 04, 2025 04:50 PM (V6W16)

105 Ratchet's knees look like two characters from The Muppets.

The twin Muppets called Knee Pads?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2025 04:50 PM (ASt0K)

106 I notice that Jasmine's pants have the knee's worn out. Is she now taking after her role-model Kamala?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 04, 2025 04:50 PM (XMwZJ)

107 The word Gerrymander implies partisanship. Districts could be formed by a computer making them compact and rational but because of the SC ruling that requires some districts to be drawn based on race, rational goes out the window. The party in power alwasy influences how the lines are drawn."That's democracy", she said with an ironic twist.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 04, 2025 04:41 PM (t/2Uw)

The Supreme Court is rumored to be willing to take up the race based districts demanded by the Voting Rights Act.

So who know

Posted by: Kindltot at August 04, 2025 04:51 PM (rbvCR)

108 "Sydney Sweeney wins the Nice Tummy contest by a mile.
Posted by: wth"

I get the feeling nobody really wants the Sydney Sweeney controversy to be over.

Posted by: Ripley at August 04, 2025 04:51 PM (GUOwU)

109 Democrats Blow Off Governor Abbott's 3 PM (Central) Deadline

I'm an expert.

Posted by: Kumala Whorris at August 04, 2025 04:51 PM (ynpvh)

110 I'm thinking chili-cheese with onions."

Sabretts onions w/sauce. Do it.

Posted by: man at August 04, 2025 04:51 PM (tubbA)

111 Oh my! Jasmine's sporting the normal working women's office blazer and straightened hair! (But the absence of extreme eye makeup brings out the lazy eye.)

Has she been putting on (acting like the Ms. Letitica and Ms. Fani) the general public in Congressional testimony and photo ops?

More Sydney Sweeney effect?

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 04, 2025 04:51 PM (NFX2v)

112 Bondi ordered an unnamed federal prosecutor to initiate legal proceedings, and the prosecutor is expected to present department evidence to a grand jury to secure a potential indictment, according to a letter from Bondi reviewed by Fox News Digital and a source familiar with the investigation.

Posted by: SMOD at August 04, 2025 04:51 PM (RHGPo)

113 BREAKING: The motion has passed, Texas House will issue arrest warrants for Democrats who fled the state to break quorum ahead of redistricting votes.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 04, 2025 04:47 PM (t/2Uw)
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I bet anything Prick-zer does not comply with an extradition. He's all in this "controversy" already. I was just reading how the "full faith and credit" clause in the Constitution was about honoring the extraditions of other states. But... he's a Democrat.

Posted by: Axeman at August 04, 2025 04:51 PM (krQz2)

114 63 That's some worn out knees on those yoga pants.

Anyway, Holder told them to act. Now what?
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 04, 2025 04:39 PM (NFX2v)

I had no idea she spent that kind of time on her knees.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 04, 2025 04:52 PM (1Gsou)

115 108 "Sydney Sweeney wins the Nice Tummy contest by a mile.
Posted by: wth"

I get the feeling nobody really wants the Sydney Sweeney controversy to be over.

Posted by: Ripley at August 04, 2025 04:51 PM (GUOwU)

Ginger vs. Mary Ann
Genie vs. Samantha
...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2025 04:53 PM (ynpvh)

116 Y’all are jealous . You can’t wait for me to pet your pecker with my fake eyelashes and then douse it with ketchup packets and felate it like a goat on a salt lick. But afterwards I want the Arby’s special.

Posted by: Jasmine Ratchet at August 04, 2025 04:53 PM (q3ANs)

117 This makes me happy.

Some republicans are actually watching Trump
And learning something about a stiff spine and a will to win.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 04, 2025 04:53 PM (W2Pud)

118 Abbot has ordered the arrest of Dem lawmakers and says more is coming today and tomorrow. Sounds like FAFO is coming.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 04, 2025 04:54 PM (t/2Uw)

119 Bondi has appointed a prosecutor to investigate possible indictments. Doesn't necessarily have to be in DC.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 04, 2025 04:54 PM (9hqnJ)

120 82 That gunt reminds me, I haven't had a delicious hot dog in months. I'm thinking chili-cheese with onions.
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A dog smothered in kraut and mustard with a steamed roll for the win.

Posted by: pudinhead at August 04, 2025 04:54 PM (W3T6M)

121 I bet anything Prick-zer does not comply with an extradition. He's all in this "controversy" already. I was just reading how the "full faith and credit" clause in the Constitution was about honoring the extraditions of other states. But... he's a Democrat.
Posted by: Axeman at August 04, 2025 04:51 PM (krQz2)
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I have to believe they worked this all out with him beforehand. Illinois is a long way from Texas for them to take such a chance. Incidentally, I wonder if they think they can write off this travel as a work expense.

Posted by: bluebell at August 04, 2025 04:54 PM (79pEw)

122 .45ACP vs 9mm

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2025 04:54 PM (ASt0K)

123 if SCOTUS rightly abolishes racial gerrymandering, Dems will lose a bunch of House seats

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at August 04, 2025 04:50 PM (V6W16)
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That's what the guy was saying. He was calling it "The End of the Democratic Party".

If they can't gerrymander...then who are they?

The one drawback that I can see, is that they are likely going to be able to complain about "racism" if it results in fewer minority members of Congress.

Posted by: Axeman at August 04, 2025 04:54 PM (krQz2)

124 Some republicans are actually watching Trump
And learning something about a stiff spine and a will to win.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 04, 2025 04:53 PM (W2Pud)
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Afternoon, nurse. Corsicana draws nigh. I expect a hug once I arrive.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 04, 2025 04:54 PM (tT6L1)

125 116 Y’all are jealous . You can’t wait for me to pet your pecker with my fake eyelashes and then douse it with ketchup packets and felate it like a goat on a salt lick. But afterwards I want the Arby’s special.

Posted by: Jasmine Ratchet at August 04, 2025 04:53 PM (q3ANs)

Horsey sauce...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2025 04:55 PM (ynpvh)

126 Isn't Nadler's seat in New York and one of the most insanely gerrymandered seats in the country?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 04, 2025 04:55 PM (tT6L1)

127 i posted another video of pudgebucket porkchop Jasmine Ratchet, this time dog-whistling for political violence.

Posted by: ace at August 04, 2025 04:55 PM (KRtlO)

128 116 Y’all are jealous . You can’t wait for me to pet your pecker with my fake eyelashes and then douse it with ketchup packets and felate it like a goat on a salt lick. But afterwards I want the Arby’s special.
Posted by: Jasmine Ratchet at August 04, 2025 04:53 PM (q3ANs)

Subtle, but effective.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 04, 2025 04:55 PM (1Gsou)

129 Who's the WNBA player that Arby's completely endorsed?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2025 04:55 PM (ASt0K)

130 JUST IN 🔴

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton has issued arrest orders for 57 Democratic House members who left the state in an attempt to stop a vote from taking place.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 04, 2025 04:56 PM (t/2Uw)

131 What is Jasmine wearing? They look like black, cheap panty hose? You can see a seam? Going up the front of her stomach.

She's going to chew out a staffer for this.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 04, 2025 04:56 PM (hs4ik)

132
nike sponsors the wigs!
Posted by: Black Orchid at August 04, 2025 04:38 PM (Pv3Rg)
__________________________

Just HairDo It.

(yeah, I know...hack effort)

Posted by: Orson at August 04, 2025 04:56 PM (dIske)

133 >>I bet anything Prick-zer does not comply with an extradition. He's all in this "controversy" already. I was just reading how the "full faith and credit" clause in the Constitution was about honoring the extraditions of other states

It's always about Runaway Slaves with these people.

Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2025 04:56 PM (L2IqH)

134
The one drawback that I can see, is that they are likely going to be able to complain about "racism" if it results in fewer minority members of Congress.
Posted by: Axeman at August 04, 2025 04:54 PM (krQz2)
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They can complain but, I'll bet there are plenty of R's who are Black.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 04, 2025 04:56 PM (tT6L1)

135 nike sponsors the wigs!
Posted by: Black Orchid at August 04, 2025 04:38 PM (Pv3Rg)
__________________________

Just HairDo It.

(yeah, I know...hack effort)
Posted by: Orson at August 04, 2025 04:56 PM (dIske)
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How does Gavin fit into this?

Posted by: Axeman at August 04, 2025 04:57 PM (krQz2)

136 Not sure Dem's picked IL because its the least gerrymandered blue state they have or Pritsker offered them free food and lodging.

Tough one.

Posted by: WisRich at August 04, 2025 04:57 PM (G0vdT)

137 114. I had no idea she spent that kind of time on her knees.
Posted by: tcn in AK

We'll never know for certain. 🤷‍♀️

Particularly concerning politicians: "All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances; And one man in his time plays many parts." Wm. Shakespeare

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 04, 2025 04:57 PM (NFX2v)

138 How can you seriously not see that impeaching Trump with a Democrat Congress is the most important issue right now? What he's doing with deporting American citizens and ruining our economy and international relations with his tariffs. Literally anything must be done to get Dems in control.

Posted by: Sid at August 04, 2025 04:57 PM (LsI7g)

139 Y’all are jealous . You can’t wait for me to pet your pecker with my fake eyelashes and then douse it with ketchup packets and felate it like a goat on a salt lick. But afterwards I want the Arby’s special.

Posted by: Jasmine Ratchet
......

$20 > Arby's special

Posted by: wth at August 04, 2025 04:57 PM (v0R5T)

140 >> Literally anything must be done to get Dems in control.

The Call of the Keyboard Revolutionary

Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2025 04:58 PM (L2IqH)

141 They can complain but, I'll bet there are plenty of R's who are Black.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 04, 2025 04:56 PM (tT6L1)
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Well, that would be my hope, is that we get a fair amount of Constitutionalists of Color...

Posted by: Axeman at August 04, 2025 04:58 PM (krQz2)

142 If Abbott strippers them of their offices, and is able to name and place into office replacements, I hope that the Texas GOP has a lot of bills waiting that they can quickly enact into law, starting with election reform.

The shrieking from the Dems will be epic if this happens!

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at August 04, 2025 04:58 PM (KJtKw)

143 "Abbot has ordered the arrest of Dem lawmakers and says more is coming today and tomorrow. Sounds like FAFO is coming.
Posted by: sharon"

Reality is Dems would like nothing more that having some of their legislatures thrown in jail for the screaming headlines the MSM would put out. End of Democracy!. Just like Hitler!

Posted by: Ripley at August 04, 2025 04:58 PM (GUOwU)

144 What is Jasmine wearing? They look like black, cheap panty hose? You can see a seam? Going up the front of her stomach.

She was going to a showing of Rocky Horror Picture Show after this.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2025 04:59 PM (ASt0K)

145 I don't know about jail time, but I certainly agree with treating their fleeing the state as a resignation from their positions.

Posted by: Darth Randall at August 04, 2025 04:59 PM (f1kZG)

146
Yep, we do need some Fugitive legislators act. According to Grok, even a sympathetic state, who wanted to turn over the fleebaggers could run into trouble if they arrested them and turned them over to Texas.

They could claim they were unlawfully detained, as the second state had no legal authority. Even allowing Texas officials into to do the arrest would be a problem -- could be construed as kidnapping.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 04, 2025 04:59 PM (w6EFb)

147 133 >>I bet anything Prick-zer does not comply with an extradition. He's all in this "controversy" already. I was just reading how the "full faith and credit" clause in the Constitution was about honoring the extraditions of other states
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All the work can be done it TX. The Fleebaggers will have to return eventually. Happened in WI.

Posted by: WisRich at August 04, 2025 04:59 PM (G0vdT)

148 142 If Abbott strippers them of their offices, and is able to name and place into office replacements, I hope that the Texas GOP has a lot of bills waiting that they can quickly enact into law, starting with election reform.

The shrieking from the Dems will be epic if this happens!

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at August 04, 2025 04:58 PM (KJtKw)

any poles on this?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2025 04:59 PM (ynpvh)

149 Hmmm.... don't States constantly arrest perps with warrants from other States?

And then hold extradition hearings?

Full Faith and Credit clause?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 04, 2025 04:59 PM (mP0Kj)

150 Not sure Dem's picked IL because its the least gerrymandered blue state they have or Pritsker offered them free food and lodging.

Tough one.
Posted by: WisRich at August 04, 2025 04:57 PM (G0vdT)
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I wouldn't be surprised if the State of Illinois paid transportation as well.

Posted by: Axeman at August 04, 2025 04:59 PM (krQz2)

151 I was going for the “I look like I’m giving birth to a buffet stuffed into plastic bags” theme in that photo.

Posted by: Jasmine Ratchet at August 04, 2025 05:00 PM (q3ANs)

152 This Texas stuff, and the crap Newsome is trying in California, is going to end up in front of the Supremes next cycle anyway...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 04, 2025 05:01 PM (mP0Kj)

153 Hmmm.... don't States constantly arrest perps with warrants from other States?

And then hold extradition hearings?

Full Faith and Credit clause?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 04, 2025 04:59 PM (mP0Kj)
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Counter: Democrat.

It's not really who we are in "our democracy".

Posted by: Axeman at August 04, 2025 05:01 PM (krQz2)

154 File the charges.

Texas goes into full court battle mode requesting extradition.

See how long Illinois is willing to deal with the headache.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2025 05:01 PM (ASt0K)

155 Popcorn. Lots of popcorn.

Posted by: Ann at August 04, 2025 05:01 PM (4neFu)

156 153 Hmmm.... don't States constantly arrest perps with warrants from other States?

And then hold extradition hearings?

Full Faith and Credit clause?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 04, 2025 04:59 PM (mP0Kj)
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Counter: Democrat.

It's not really who we are in "our democracy".

Posted by: Axeman at August 04, 2025 05:01 PM (krQz2)

Yeah, they're socialists, fascists, and commies.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2025 05:01 PM (ynpvh)

157 $20 > Arby's special
Posted by: wth at August 04, 2025 04:57 PM (v0R5T)
______________________________

I have to say, I don't get all the animosity aimed at Arby's. Sure, the poorly run franchise locations with little busines serve up crap heat lamp warmed food. But, if you have a successful and popular Arby's in your area, it's top of the "fast food food chain" IMO.

Plus....Mocha Shake

Posted by: Orson at August 04, 2025 05:01 PM (dIske)

158 If Abbott strippers them of their offices, and is able to name and place into office replacements, I hope that the Texas GOP has a lot of bills waiting that they can quickly enact into law, starting with election reform.

The shrieking from the Dems will be epic if this happens!

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at August 04, 2025 04:58 PM (KJtKw)

any poles on this?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2025 04:59 PM (ynpvh)
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LOL. Finger-memory is a funny thing.

Posted by: Axeman at August 04, 2025 05:02 PM (krQz2)

159 The Texas Dems need to lose some wigs and throw green dildos. That should do it.

Posted by: Bindo Altoviti at August 04, 2025 05:02 PM (imOJr)

160 What is Jasmine wearing? They look like black, cheap panty hose? You can see a seam? Going up the front of her stomach.

She's going to chew out a staffer for this.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 04, 2025 04:56 PM (hs4ik)
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I'm not Piper, but I'd describe it as a unitard with worn-out knees with a camel blazer she mistakenly thinks will make it business-appropriate.

Posted by: bluebell at August 04, 2025 05:02 PM (79pEw)

161 About time Governor Abbott got up off his ass.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 04, 2025 05:02 PM (toqUM)

162 Texas should sue Illinois, and Prizker personally.

Posted by: Bulg at August 04, 2025 05:02 PM (77rzZ)

163 They could claim they were unlawfully detained, as the second state had no legal authority. Even allowing Texas officials into to do the arrest would be a problem -- could be construed as kidnapping.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 04, 2025 04:59 PM (w6EFb)

Full Faith and Credit must be given to the documents from other States, including Arrest Warrants.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 04, 2025 05:02 PM (mP0Kj)

164 Protecting Democracy(TM).

Posted by: davidt at August 04, 2025 05:02 PM (i0F8b)

165 If Jasmine loses her seat she can always be a dancer on MTV.

Posted by: wth at August 04, 2025 05:02 PM (v0R5T)

166 The fucking knees on that low-rent scrunt.

Posted by: M. Gaga at August 04, 2025 05:03 PM (Ba02y)

167 I believe Jasmine has appropriated white womens hair.. Is that your natural Jasmine ?

===

lol donna u know that's a wig
Posted by: Black Orchid at August 04, 2025 04:34 PM

If her 'newly gerrymandered' district goes (R), does that mean she's gonna flip her wig?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2025 05:03 PM (0sNs1)

168 the “I look like I’m giving birth to a buffet stuffed into plastic bags” theme

Rectal birth

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 04, 2025 05:03 PM (1et8w)

169 I'm not Piper, but I'd describe it as a unitard with worn-out knees with a camel blazer she mistakenly thinks will make it business-appropriate.
Posted by: bluebell at August 04, 2025 05:02 PM (79pEw)
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Ghetto chic.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 04, 2025 05:03 PM (tT6L1)

170 49 Forget arrest, just replace them all with Abbot-appointees.
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 04, 2025 04:37 PM (sFNX2)

Governors cannot appoint legislators.

The idea that they can be declared as having vacated their office is on very thin ground. This invites years of litigation before anything is settled.

I like Paxton, but the entire case as to why Abbott can do such a thing comes down to "Because Bill Paxton says so."
And nothing else.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 04, 2025 05:03 PM (uWKK8)

171 157 $20 > Arby's special
Posted by: wth at August 04, 2025 04:57 PM (v0R5T)
______________________________

I have to say, I don't get all the animosity aimed at Arby's. Sure, the poorly run franchise locations with little busines serve up crap heat lamp warmed food. But, if you have a successful and popular Arby's in your area, it's top of the "fast food food chain" IMO.

Plus....Mocha Shake

Posted by: Orson at August 04, 2025 05:01 PM (dIske)

have a friend that told me a story...
A friend of his LOVED Arby's meat, so his friend's mom went over to order several pounds of meat.
The server told her, "You'd be better off buying actual meat. Out meat is mainly filler"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2025 05:03 PM (ynpvh)

172 nurse ratchet >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> jasmine ratchet

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2025 05:04 PM (0sNs1)

173 >> I have to say, I don't get all the animosity aimed at Arby's

Knock it off you’re killing my bit. It’s metaphorical, meaning I can be had for cheap. Should I draw it with crayons?

Posted by: Jasmine Ratchet at August 04, 2025 05:04 PM (q3ANs)

174 Why arrest them and bring them back to TX.

Let them stay in Chicagoland.

Winter is coming.

Posted by: Iasonas at August 04, 2025 05:04 PM (gUzGB)

175 I have to say, I don't get all the animosity aimed at Arby's. Sure, the poorly run franchise locations with little busines serve up crap heat lamp warmed food. But, if you have a successful and popular Arby's in your area, it's top of the "fast food food chain" IMO.

Plus....Mocha Shake
Posted by: Orson at August 04, 2025 05:01 PM (dIske)
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Their Rueben is pretty darn close.

Although, I have to not care about how overprocessed it all is at the time.

I like the Reuben, I like the Gyro.

Where else are you going to go for a drive-up gyro?

Posted by: Axeman at August 04, 2025 05:04 PM (krQz2)

176 Willowed

Posted by: whig at August 04, 2025 03:46 PM (ctrM5)

Thank you!

Posted by: Ann at August 04, 2025 05:04 PM (4neFu)

177 It'll never happen... But if it did I'd love every minute of it.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at August 04, 2025 05:04 PM (aV/WY)

178 She be blubbering two different ways.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 04, 2025 05:04 PM (NtVYv)

179 Nice job hunting down democratic law breakers.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at August 04, 2025 05:04 PM (414Ac)

180
We need to discuss Pam Anderson.

Is she a worthy replacement for Pricilla Presley?

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 04, 2025 05:04 PM (n4cTz)

181 I like Paxton, but the entire case as to why Abbott can do such a thing comes down to "Because Bill Paxton says so."
And nothing else.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 04, 2025 05:03 PM (uWKK

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Democrats use that kind of ruling all the time. They seem to get away with it a lot, too. Might as well play the same game and see how it shakes out.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 04, 2025 05:04 PM (tT6L1)

182 I bet she looks like a mocha shake when she walks.

Posted by: wth at August 04, 2025 05:05 PM (v0R5T)

183 >> Full Faith and Credit must be given to the documents from other States, including Arrest Warrants.

The legal rub here is "fleeing quorum" is *not a crime*. The extradition requirements apply only to crimes. Fleeing quorum is considered a civil offense.

Now, if Abbot can make this a crime and have that hold up in the courts, then the extradition rules would apply.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 04, 2025 05:05 PM (w6EFb)

184 Culvers' Reuben more better.

Posted by: davidt at August 04, 2025 05:05 PM (i0F8b)

185 >>> Pudge-bucket porkchop Jasmine Ratchet is ranting and raving and cursing and looking like a fool. I mean, not really new news here.

Did she remember to point that all them honkey crackers are racist?

Posted by: New Name at August 04, 2025 05:05 PM (/lPRQ)

186 Governors cannot appoint legislators.

The idea that they can be declared as having vacated their office is on very thin ground. This invites years of litigation before anything is settled.

I like Paxton, but the entire case as to why Abbott can do such a thing comes down to "Because Bill Paxton says so."
And nothing else.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 04, 2025 05:03 PM (uWKK

Uh.... 21 States allow the Governor to appoint replacement Legislators...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 04, 2025 05:05 PM (mP0Kj)

187 161 About time Governor Abbott got up off his ass.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 04, 2025 05:02 PM (toqUM)

https://youtu.be/tJNQo2du6tc

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2025 05:05 PM (ynpvh)

188 The server told her, "You'd be better off buying actual meat. Out meat is mainly filler"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2025 05:03 PM (ynpvh)
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Over the weekend, somebody told me that Taco Bell's "meat" is about 60% meat. A good other portion is like oatmeal or something.

Posted by: Axeman at August 04, 2025 05:06 PM (krQz2)

189 the entire case as to why Abbott can do such a thing comes down to "Because Bill Paxton says so."
And nothing else.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 04, 2025 05:03 PM

May we subscribe to your newsletter?

Posted by: Bush wing of the Texas GOPe at August 04, 2025 05:06 PM (0sNs1)

190 They'll come back once Abbott suspends their paychecks and the bank accounts start to run a little lean.

Posted by: WisRich at August 04, 2025 05:06 PM (G0vdT)

191 Reality is Dems would like nothing more that having some of their legislatures thrown in jail for the screaming headlines the MSM would put out. End of Democracy!. Just like Hitler!
Posted by: Ripley at August 04, 2025 04:58 PM (GUOwU)
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The funny part is that the Dems for once are still fighting the last war.

They don't realize that a good majority of the country don't give a rip about their dumbass histrionics or the mainstream media's attempts to portray them as saints any longer.

Posted by: ballistic at August 04, 2025 05:06 PM (3BwY8)

192 Oy!

Posted by: Don Black. Message: (redacted) at August 04, 2025 05:06 PM (AOsQT)

193
We need to discuss Pam Anderson.

Is she a worthy replacement for Pricilla Presley?
Posted by: Soothsayer

=============

The trailer looks so unfunny that I'm pretty sure I'll never find out.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 04, 2025 05:06 PM (n7rxJ)

194 Does anyone else think this is odd. This has happened a couple times over the past 10(?) Years. Just seems odd.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 04, 2025 05:07 PM (zZu0s)

195 "Come and get us."

Posted by: Texas House Dems at August 04, 2025 05:07 PM (0sNs1)

196 180

I thought she did a nice job. It was a fun movie that did what it was supposed to do without being a simple remake. I appreciated the effort.

Posted by: Fritz (not Fritz) at August 04, 2025 05:07 PM (Wjckc)

197 nurse ratchet >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> jasmine ratchet
Posted by: Duncanthrax
......

flag on the play, different species

Posted by: wth at August 04, 2025 05:07 PM (v0R5T)

198
I'm not Piper, but I'd describe it as a unitard with worn-out knees with a camel blazer she mistakenly thinks will make it business-appropriate.
Posted by: bluebell at August 04, 2025 05:02 PM (79pEw)

It reminds me of legg's black pantyhose. it looks terrible and you'd think a sitting congressman would make sure their outfit is appropriate when sitting also.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 04, 2025 05:08 PM (hs4ik)

199 Culvers' Reuben more better.

Posted by: davidt at August 04, 2025 05:05 PM (i0F8b)
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Maybe, but does it have a (quasi) marble rye?

(Can't remember offhand)

Posted by: Axeman at August 04, 2025 05:08 PM (krQz2)

200 188 The server told her, "You'd be better off buying actual meat. Out meat is mainly filler"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2025 05:03 PM (ynpvh)
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Over the weekend, somebody told me that Taco Bell's "meat" is about 60% meat. A good other portion is like oatmeal or something.

Posted by: Axeman at August 04, 2025 05:06 PM (krQz2)

So basically meatloaf tacos...LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2025 05:08 PM (ynpvh)

201 why should they listen to the racist governor in texas when republicans just want kill brown people

Posted by: raimondo at August 04, 2025 05:08 PM (dMD3d)

202 Does anyone here really think the TX governor will shitcan half the state legislature? I find this hard to believe.

IMO

Posted by: Don Black. Message: (redacted) at August 04, 2025 05:08 PM (AOsQT)

203 Is she a worthy replacement for Pricilla Presley?
Posted by: Soothsayer

Honest: no.

Ms Pressley was always beautiful. Pam was angelic in her younger years, but... she had too much work done.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 04, 2025 05:08 PM (zZu0s)

204 The trailer looks so unfunny that I'm pretty sure I'll never find out.

I thought it looked pretty good. Apparently, Critical Drinker agrees.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2H3RNNDpF0

Posted by: Archimedes at August 04, 2025 05:08 PM (Riz8t)

205 The funny part is that the Dems for once are still fighting the last war.

They don't realize that a good majority of the country don't give a rip about their dumbass histrionics or the mainstream media's attempts to portray them as saints any longer.
Posted by: ballistic at August 04, 2025 05:06 PM (3BwY

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This is a good point. The electorate is tired of this kind of thing and would like nothing better than to see a few congresscritters go to jail. I don't think anyone is all that particular about party affiliation, either.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 04, 2025 05:08 PM (tT6L1)

206 I think this was the first glimpse I've had of Crockett below the neck.

Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at August 04, 2025 05:08 PM (kTd/k)

207 I like Paxton, but the entire case as to why Abbott can do such a thing comes down to "Because Bill Paxton says so."
And nothing else.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 04, 2025 05:03 PM

The vacated office thing is on shaky legal grounds and may or may not work. Time will tell on that.

Having said that, the bribery thing with the dems soliciting donations to pay off their fines is a real Texas law. And at least a half dozen of them have sent out fund raising emails asking for donations to help them pay their fines.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 04, 2025 05:08 PM (0N4FZ)

208 Maybe, but does it have a (quasi) marble rye?

(Can't remember offhand)

Posted by: Axeman at August 04, 2025 05:08 PM (krQz2)

Yes.

Posted by: davidt at August 04, 2025 05:09 PM (i0F8b)

209 Afternoon, nurse. Corsicana draws nigh. I expect a hug once I arrive.
Posted by: blake

Absolutely! Looking forward
To a LOT of hugs!

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 04, 2025 05:10 PM (W2Pud)

210 Now... Suzanna Hoffs, Liz Hurley ir Christie Brinkley would have been worthy replacements.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 04, 2025 05:10 PM (zZu0s)

211 Over the weekend, somebody told me that Taco Bell's "meat" is about 60% meat. A good other portion is like oatmeal or something.
Posted by: Axeman
......

MiraLAX

Posted by: wth at August 04, 2025 05:10 PM (v0R5T)

212 206 I think this was the first glimpse I've had of Crockett below the neck.
Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at August 04, 2025 05:08 PM

I'm shocked that she's wearing this and letting someone film her.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 04, 2025 05:10 PM (hs4ik)

213 Didn't the Democrats in Texas do this another time during the first Trump Presidency and nothing happened to them?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2025 05:10 PM (2GCMq)

214 >>Does anyone here really think the TX governor will shitcan half the state legislature? I find this hard to believe.

It is basically an abandoned Post.

Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2025 05:11 PM (L2IqH)

215 Sorry for the long time away -- I mistakenly thought I'd posted at three o'clock.

Posted by: Ace at 04:27 PM

A likely excuse.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 04, 2025 05:11 PM (1wfiq)

216 Having said that, the bribery thing with the dems soliciting donations to pay off their fines is a real Texas law. And at least a half dozen of them have sent out fund raising emails asking for donations to help them pay their fines.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 04, 2025 05:08 PM

Beto be raisin' money for them, too. This could ensnare him.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2025 05:11 PM (0sNs1)

217 I mean, seriously, is someone parodying the troll? LOL
just over the top even as satire.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 04, 2025 05:11 PM (dKEEs)

218 Blaise Ingoglia@GovGoneWild
BREAKING NEWS
We are unofficially changing the name of DOGE to….FAFO.
Florida Agency for Fiscal Oversight
You’re welcome.

-
That's not funny!
- Feminazis Against Guys

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 04, 2025 05:11 PM (L/fGl)

219 216 Having said that, the bribery thing with the dems soliciting donations to pay off their fines is a real Texas law. And at least a half dozen of them have sent out fund raising emails asking for donations to help them pay their fines.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 04, 2025 05:08 PM

Beto be raisin' money for them, too. This could ensnare him.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2025 05:11 PM (0sNs1)

Hey, Beto, I've got an avocado for you to eat...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2025 05:12 PM (ynpvh)

220 214 >>Does anyone here really think the TX governor will shitcan half the state legislature? I find this hard to believe.

I look at it as he is accepting their resignations.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 04, 2025 05:12 PM (1wfiq)

221 218 Blaise Ingoglia@GovGoneWild
BREAKING NEWS
We are unofficially changing the name of DOGE to….FAFO.
Florida Agency for Fiscal Oversight
You’re welcome.

-
That's not funny!
- Feminazis Against Guys

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 04, 2025 05:11 PM (L/fGl)

We agree.

Posted by: Screen Actors Guild (SAG) at August 04, 2025 05:12 PM (ynpvh)

222 Civil society, and we'll be fighting in the streets before midterm elections. (Tue, Apr 7 – Tue, Nov 3, 2026)

Voting rights! (Making voting more accessible for all Americans)

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 04, 2025 05:12 PM (NFX2v)

223 Hey, don't be denigrating my run to the border. Filler or not, the sweet siren song of of the crunchy Taco Supreme calls to me once in a while.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 04, 2025 05:13 PM (tT6L1)

224 Jasmine Crockett has a net worth of over nine million dollars and was educated in expensive private schools. She acts like ghetto trash because that's how racist Democrats expect black women to behave

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 04, 2025 05:13 PM (OsuUg)

225 220 214 >>Does anyone here really think the TX governor will shitcan half the state legislature? I find this hard to believe.

I look at it as he is accepting their resignations.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 04, 2025 05:12 PM (1wfiq)

If I don't show up at work, it can be considered abandonment of my job and I can be fired without recourse to unemployment.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2025 05:13 PM (ynpvh)

226 223 Hey, don't be denigrating my run to the border. Filler or not, the sweet siren song of of the crunchy Taco Supreme calls to me once in a while.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 04, 2025 05:13 PM (tT6L1)

Fried bugs are crunchy too...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2025 05:14 PM (ynpvh)

227 223 Hey, don't be denigrating my run to the border. Filler or not, the sweet siren song of of the crunchy Taco Supreme calls to me once in a while.

chalupa supreme > taco supreme

Posted by: anachronda at August 04, 2025 05:14 PM (sGtp+)

228 The stock market had a very good day today. Someone on the radio was positing that just naming a successor to Powell would juice the market because it would be confirmed that rate cuts were coming. It was a guy named Fishburn (or something like that) and he is now being touted for the job.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 04, 2025 05:14 PM (t/2Uw)

229 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 04, 2025 05:11 PM

Penguins. It's always the penguins.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2025 05:14 PM (0sNs1)

230 Posted by: Axeman at August 04, 2025 05:04 PM (krQz2)
__________________________________

I'm a fan of their Smokehouse Brisket sandwich. They claim to smoke actual brisket for 13 hours (likely in bulk in some factory somewhere centrally located in the US). I don't think they could away with that type advertising if they weren't doing it. Plus: cheddar cheese (granted, that whiz), crispy onion strings, and BBQ sauce on a toasted brioche bun.

It's a nice on the run stop if you are short for time between appointments.

Posted by: Orson at August 04, 2025 05:15 PM (dIske)

231 We need to discuss Pam Anderson.

Is she a worthy replacement for Pricilla Presley?
Posted by: Soothsayer

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The trailer looks so unfunny that I'm pretty sure I'll never find out.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 04, 2025 05:06 PM (n7rxJ)

It's funny. I laughed a lot. So did the lively and good humored Mrs naturalfake.

Pam Anderson did good job. But, weirdly she looked older than Liam Neeson.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 04, 2025 05:15 PM (iJfKG)

232 229 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 04, 2025 05:11 PM

Penguins. It's always the penguins.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2025 05:14 PM (0sNs1)

Penguins smell like shitty fish...
I guess that's the Other thing besides fish that smells like fish...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2025 05:15 PM (ynpvh)

233

Where else are you going to go for a drive-up gyro?

https://t.ly/7kOdc

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 04, 2025 05:16 PM (63Dwl)

234 I do think, just off a very cursory glance at the situation, that getting wee-wee'd up and making threats you can't possibly cash in on isn't the best play here. Better to lean hard into it and really crow about the cowardly democrats running from the state and holding up The People's Business. Go ahead, hide. You come back, and we'll pick this bill right back up again and you can go run crying to Illinois and New York, two states that all Texans just loooove, once again. And again and again. Make them out to be the stooges and nancies that they are.

Heck, make up some bullcrap "puppies and ice cream for everybody" bill that can't possibly pass now because we can't make our precious quorum. Have fun with it.

Empty threats and bluffs on Twitter aren't going to win you much.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 04, 2025 05:16 PM (rIQZh)

235 Fox News: BREAKING: DOJ launches grand jury investigation into Russiagate conspiracy allegations

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 04, 2025 05:16 PM (NFX2v)

236 It reminds me of legg's black pantyhose. it looks terrible and you'd think a sitting congressman would make sure their outfit is appropriate when sitting also.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 04, 2025 05:08 PM (hs4ik)
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I agree! Her theme seems to "inappropriate," whether it's what she's wearing or what she's saying. At least she's consistent.

Posted by: bluebell at August 04, 2025 05:16 PM (79pEw)

237 The Democrats are protecting democracy by fleeing the state to prevent a quorum needed for voting.

The word is, "Childish."

Posted by: davidt at August 04, 2025 05:16 PM (i0F8b)

238 230 Posted by: Axeman at August 04, 2025 05:04 PM (krQz2)
__________________________________

I'm a fan of their Smokehouse Brisket sandwich. They claim to smoke actual brisket for 13 hours (likely in bulk in some factory somewhere centrally located in the US). I don't think they could away with that type advertising if they weren't doing it. Plus: cheddar cheese (granted, that whiz), crispy onion strings, and BBQ sauce on a toasted brioche bun.

It's a nice on the run stop if you are short for time between appointments.

Posted by: Orson at August 04, 2025 05:15 PM (dIske)

BBQ Bacon Onion-Ring Cheeseburgers will give you the GAINZZZ...in the wrong direction.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2025 05:16 PM (ynpvh)

239 I feel like we need a post about the collapse of Fantastic Four's box office numbers for Week 2.

It's basically another Ant Man : Quantumania bomb.

Posted by: Leupold at August 04, 2025 05:17 PM (4pwAx)

240 Heh, if the flea-bagger's seats can be declared vacant, then the R's should have a quorum and huge majority and ought to be able to do all kinds of good things until the various TX districts appoint or elect new folks.

But I suppose the TX GOPe will decide that would be unseemly or there is some clause that makes the assembly wait on business for X days to allow for getting new representatives.

Posted by: PaleRider at August 04, 2025 05:17 PM (72YT8)

241 I mean, seriously, is someone parodying the troll? LOL
just over the top even as satire.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 04, 2025

I was thinking the same thing. Like an Alex Stein bit.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 04, 2025 05:17 PM (t/2Uw)

242
Fried bugs are crunchy too...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2025 05:14 PM (ynpvh)
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There's a reason why I don't inquire to closely into the composition of the meat filling.....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 04, 2025 05:17 PM (tT6L1)

243 233

Where else are you going to go for a drive-up gyro?

https://t.ly/7kOdc

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 04, 2025 05:16 PM (63Dwl)

Scary how empty the parking is around that establishment...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2025 05:17 PM (ynpvh)

244 200 Over the weekend, somebody told me that Taco Bell's "meat" is about 60% meat. A good other portion is like oatmeal or something.

Posted by: Axeman at August 04, 2025 05:06 PM (krQz2)

So basically meatloaf tacos...LOL

yeah. years ago, i saw this big expose about the horrible things taco bell was putting into their meat. realized i didn't have a problem with any of the fillers they were using, and went right on going to taco bell occasionally.

Posted by: anachronda at August 04, 2025 05:18 PM (sGtp+)

245
Too bad Kelly Bundy turned idiot; she woulda made a good counterpart for Liam Neeson.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 04, 2025 05:18 PM (n4cTz)

246 Ok - so the Democrats are calling a GOP bluff. They don't think their cucks have the nerve to bite them. Or, they figure even if the cucks bite, the courts will play the role of animal control, and haul them all off to the pound.

Both are solid bets.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2025 05:18 PM (Fe3xz)

247 Arbys has gyros.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 04, 2025 05:18 PM (toqUM)

248 *will ink a deal with MSNBC five seconds later.*

MSNBC can still afford ink?

Posted by: bittergeek at August 04, 2025 05:18 PM (NFXcl)

249 Filler or not, the sweet siren song of of the crunchy Taco Supreme calls to me once in a while.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 04, 2025 05:13 PM (tT6L1)

I miss the chili cheese burrito.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 04, 2025 05:19 PM (zZu0s)

250 Best quick brisket sandwich you can get is at Buc-ee's.

This is known.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2025 05:19 PM (0sNs1)

251 247 Arbys has gyros.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 04, 2025 05:18 PM (toqUM)

Ships do too...but those are very, very crunchy.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2025 05:20 PM (ynpvh)

252 NOOD Leticia James

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2025 05:21 PM (ynpvh)

253 Ships do too...but those are very, very crunchy.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2025 05:20 PM (ynpvh)

I get the spins when i eat those.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 04, 2025 05:21 PM (rIQZh)

254
Arbys has gyros.
Posted by: Boss Moss

For added stability.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 04, 2025 05:21 PM (63Dwl)

255 >>>Where else are you going to go for a drive-up gyro?

drive-up gyro >>> drive-up gyno

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 04, 2025 05:21 PM (i24o9)

256
BREAKING: DOJ launches grand jury investigation into Russiagate conspiracy allegations
Posted by: L - No nic

==============

Any names named?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 04, 2025 05:21 PM (n7rxJ)

257 But I'm with the Dems who are calling the bluff... there absolutely *has* to be some sleight-of-cuck failure theater at play here. I can't believe Greg Abbott has the balls to actually throw these Dems out. He definitely won't be kicking them out, that's for sure.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2025 05:22 PM (Fe3xz)

258 I guess Pritzker has never heard of full faith and credit.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at August 04, 2025 05:22 PM (GD2xa)

259 165 If Jasmine loses her seat she can always be a dancer on MTV.

if jasmine loses her seat, it'll match her knees

Posted by: anachronda at August 04, 2025 05:22 PM (sGtp+)

260 252 NOOD Leticia James
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2025 05:21 PM (ynpvh)
___________________________

That was uncalled for...I'm eating here.

Posted by: Orson at August 04, 2025 05:22 PM (dIske)

261 It’s incredible to be in a time when there are such mental giants roaming the streets of America. Frederick Douglass has nothing on this boffin.

The best part about the Age of Trump is that people self-identify

Posted by: SMOD at August 04, 2025 05:22 PM (RHGPo)

262 Maybe Texas can't arrest the decamping Dems now, but what about when they return to TX? They live there, don't they? They'll have to come back.

Or maybe don't bother with the arrests. Just fire them and make it stick.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 04, 2025 05:22 PM (omVj0)

263 Salty Cracker has a great Rumble stream on Sunday, Wednesday and Friday evenings!

He's a former teacher turned social commenter. Very based!

Posted by: Kensington at August 04, 2025 05:22 PM (ponas)

264 Texas House Democrats abandoned their duty and are holding flood relief and property tax cuts hostage.

I ordered Texas DPS to arrest and return every derelict House Democrat to the Texas Capitol.

This order will remain in effect until all missing Democrats are accounted for.

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 04, 2025 05:23 PM (VPPG8)

265 Maybe the vibrant and diverse people of Illinois will mug these scofflaw figutives from justice?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2025 05:23 PM (ASt0K)

266 So now they're calling for war. What kind of war are they equipped for? They are totally outnumbered in Texas, maybe even in Austin. What are they going to do in a war?

Posted by: Megthered at August 04, 2025 05:23 PM (GOJbT)

267 The Hill, House
Here are the states to watch in the redistricting arms race
by Caroline Vakil - 07/30/25

There are ten. Beside Texas there are Ohio, Florida and New Jersey.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 04, 2025 05:24 PM (NFX2v)

268 266 So now they're calling for war. What kind of war are they equipped for? They are totally outnumbered in Texas, maybe even in Austin. What are they going to do in a war?
Posted by: Megthered at August 04, 2025 05:23 PM (GOJbT)
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Same thing they do when they're not at war.

Jerk each other off and whine.

Posted by: ballistic at August 04, 2025 05:26 PM (3BwY8)

269 Pam Anderson is looking pretty rough these last few years. Maybe she's not taking care of herself or the reckless lifestyle is catching up to her.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 04, 2025 05:26 PM (9bq/n)

270 I miss back when the prog women I despised were at least hot. . . .
Posted by: spongeworthy at August 04, 2025

***
When did that ever happen?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 04, 2025 05:28 PM (omVj0)

271 Oh, Jasmine. You would think your Chris Hayes wig incident would have taught you just a little about thinking through what you are planning to wear on TV. 1. Black becomes see through under flash bulbs and lights. 2. When you sit, everyone can get skin rolls. When you have a little extra, those rolls look bigger when you sit. It’s normal, it happens. But when you do that on TV in a cat suit that has its spandex shiny due to lightning and stretching, you get…well, this. People forget that shape wear can hold you in, but that extra doesn’t disappear, it has to go somewhere. In this case, while seated like this, it does her no favors.

Posted by: Piper at August 04, 2025 05:33 PM (pRpzT)

272 BREAKING - Texas Democrats have blocked a redistricting vote by breaking quorum, and Texas lawmakers have now passed a motion to issue arrest warrants for the

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 04, 2025 05:45 PM (VPPG8)

273 I don't see much of a problem in Texas - the Dems have illegally left the state, dispute numerous warnings, and in violation of the law. Proceed directly to court and have a judge declare they have abandoned the office. Should be easy to prove - the lawmakers basically said as much when they left.

Abbott approves new people to replace those getting the boot. Heck, I'd ask the Dem party to nominate the replacements. if they don't, appoint Republicans.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 04, 2025 05:50 PM (gDhA9)

274 Heck, I'd ask the Dem party to nominate the replacements.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 04, 2025 05:50 PM (gDhA9)
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Who would promptly leave the state.

Eventually, Prick-hitler is going to need somebody else to step in an shoulder some of the cost.

Posted by: Axeman at August 04, 2025 06:13 PM (krQz2)

275 "If you wear jeans with no holes you corrupt and wacist!"

Posted by: Mudshark at August 04, 2025 07:14 PM (cHcXy)

276 How'd she get those holes in her pants?

Posted by: MikeN at August 04, 2025 09:47 PM (HVZOH)

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