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Polls and Liberal Gasbags Agree: The Future is MAGA

Fox "News" affirming my gender choice to cancel cable and identify as a Non-Fox-Viewer:


Democratic National Committee (DNC) Chair Ken Martin isn't sugar-coating his party's problems.

"We do have a brand problem," the DNC chair said in a recent Fox News Digital interview.

Claiming the Democrats have a "brand problem" or a "messaging problem" is "sugar-coating" the problem, Fox "News." They have a policy and results problem, not a messaging problem.

Fox News continues to disappoint. They continue to be useless liberals playing conservative dress-up.


And in what's starting to sound like a broken record, the Democratic Party hit another historic low in a national poll this past weekend.

Only a third of those questioned in a Wall Street Journal survey said they held a favorable view of the party, with 63% holding an unfavorable opinion of the Democrats.

That's the highest unfavorable rating for the party in a Wall Street Journal poll dating back 35 years.

While the favorable ratings for President Donald Trump (45%-52%) and the Republican Party (43%-54%) in the poll were nothing to brag about, they weren't as deeply underwater as the Democrats' favorability.

"The Democratic brand is so bad that they don't have the credibility to be a critic of Trump or the Republican Party," said longtime Democrat pollster John Anzalone, who conducts Wall Street Journal polling along with veteran Republican pollster Tony Fabrizio.


The Wall Street Journal survey, which was conducted July 16-20, is the latest this month to indicate the plunge in Democratic Party polling.

Just 28% of Americans viewed the party favorably, according to a CNN poll conducted July 10-13. That's the lowest mark for Democrats in the entire history of CNN polling, going back over 30 years.

And just 19% of voters questioned in a Quinnipiac University national poll in the field July 10-14 gave Democrats in Congress a thumbs up on how they're handling their duties, with 72% disapproving.

That's an all-time low since Quinnipiac University first began asking congressional approval questions in their surveys 16 years ago.

Fox "News" once again spins for liberals:


But there is a silver lining in the poll for Democrats.

By a 46%-43% margin, voters questioned in the survey said they would back a Democrat for Congress over a Republican.

...

In Wall Street Journal polling eight years ago, Democrats held an eight-point advantage, a year ahead of a blue wave that swept the party back into power as they grabbed the House majority in the 2018 midterms during the first Trump administration.

In other words, they had an 8 point lead in 2018 and only a within-the-margin-of-error three point lead now. How is that a silver lining?

CNN's poll analyst Harry Enten reviewed similar polling a couple of weeks ago and does not agree this is a "silver lining" at all.

So CNN is less of a partisan Democrat cheerleader than Fox "News."

In other bit of good news for Democrats, this time from bitter NeverTrump low-T failure Chris Stirewalt, Democrats have regained their lead among young voters.

The good news for Democrats in the latest comprehensive survey of Americans' partisan identities is that among young voters, the party has regained a lead, a 6-point advantage among those ages 18 to 29.

The bad news: Four years ago, the advantage was 32 points.

So much good news for the Democrats!

I saw people claiming that Gen Z males were now the most Republican demographic in the country.

That's not right, because Gen X edged them out. But Gen Z males are nearly as Republican now:

Political Polls
@PpollingNumbers

New - Gen Z Party poll (Man)

🔴 Republican - 52% (+1
🔵 Democrats 34%

Pew research

The bloated father-disappointing NeverTrump shill Chris Stirewalt has even more good news:

America has been getting more Republican, something you didn't need an exhaustive survey of 5,022 adults to tell you. In 2020, 49 percent of Americans identified as Democrats, compared to 43 percent of Republicans. The next year, in the wake of the Jan. 6 sacking of the Capitol and Donald Trump's effort to overturn the election results, Democrats widened their advantage to 10 points, 52 percent to 42 percent. But since then, it's been a steady retreat for the blue team.

...

By 2024, Republicans actually enjoyed a 1-point advantage, 47 percent to 46 percent, a nearly perfect indicator of the results of the presidential election that fall.

Now that the dust has settled, we find the parties in pretty much the same position, with Republicans holding that same 1-point advantage, but both parties a tick lower, 46 percent Republicans, 45 percent Democratic and 8 percent declaring themselves pure independents.

Even bitter left-wingers are at least acknowledging the country is shifting to the right.

Chris Matthews, who infamously felt a "thrill up his leg" just thinking about Obama (who himself "made love to men, but only in my fantasies"), notes that the nation is trending to the right, largely because of Trump's "strength."


Even Bill Maher is beginning to suspect that the leftwing media and Democrat Party might not be telling him the whole truth. He acknowledges that these two groups, who are actually the same group, confidently predicted that Trump's tariffs would plunge the country into a deep recession or even a depression.

Now that the "experts" have failed again, Maher says that he's going to assume an "I don't know" position going forward.

Which the "experts" should adopt as well.

As a bonus: The disabled queer obese Hispanic woman that Democrats hired to speak to white male voters has been fired.

It turns out, she wasn't good at Speaking to American Men in their natural Syntax.

I would never have guessed.

Press "X" repeatedly to Doubt in the Extreme:

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As Pam from The Office would say: They're the same picture.


Apparently she did lose 65 pounds, but via Ozempic, not due to Trump's Food Shortages.


Posted by: Ace at 06:15 PM




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1 1st

Posted by: GF at July 29, 2025 06:14 PM (iVUs+)

2 First ?

Posted by: Hard Truths at July 29, 2025 06:15 PM (2UhXr)

3 No - not first.

Tips hat to GF.

Posted by: Hard Truths at July 29, 2025 06:15 PM (2UhXr)

4 Fox News: Fairly Unbalanced!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 29, 2025 06:16 PM (S/Y4j)

5 Called the otters.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 29, 2025 06:18 PM (S/Y4j)

6 >>I saw people claiming that Gen Z males were now the most Republican demographic in the country.

I love to see it. Especially because every expert ever said the opposite would happen, and Gen Z would be the most progressive generation ever.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 29, 2025 06:18 PM (uCjyK)

7 >>Apparently she did lose 65 pounds, but via Ozempic, not due to Trump's Food Shortages.

Also, good for her. That's a pretty big accomplishment.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 29, 2025 06:19 PM (uCjyK)

8 What I truly love about our political enemies is their choice of positions.

Truth, logic, compassion, or intellectual honesty rarely enter into their choices.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 29, 2025 06:19 PM (6WCwE)

9 powell is still being a complete dick by not lowering interest rates.


Everything he said that needed to happen economy wise before he could start lowering interest rates is in place. He is intentionally fvcking the country to spite Trump. All the while hiding behind the tariff boogeyman.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 29, 2025 06:19 PM (e5NfL)

10 NOT FIRST

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 29, 2025 06:20 PM (6PCLE)

11 Well glad she lost some weight. That is the only nice thing I have.

Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2025 06:20 PM (pZEOD)

12 Obama's charisma had everything to do with his being black. Lots of people wanted to vote for a historic first.

Posted by: huerfano at July 29, 2025 06:20 PM (n2swS)

13 50 lbs gone...

180 more to go.

Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2025 06:21 PM (oSEaw)

14 Well, glad I stopped watching Fox back in 2005.
Cutting the cord, staying off social media, has been key to not being mindfucked. Or enraged.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 29, 2025 06:21 PM (xcxpd)

15 13 50 lbs gone...

180 more to go.
Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2025 06:21 PM (oSEaw)

To reach 200?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 29, 2025 06:22 PM (xcxpd)

16 Whenever the left gets beaten, they blame it on a "messaging problem."

They may be right this time. The Democrat Party abandoned all policy and issue politics with Obama. "Hope and Change" was pure advertising with nothing solid behind it. People just projected themselves onto Obama.

Biden won on the "Trump Is Evil" message entirely. And, this time around, neither he nor Harris would make any promises or talk about any real issues while campaigning - they were relying entirely on women and minorities being terrified of Trump. It worked with women, not so much with minorities.

Democrats have no star politicians like Obama or Clinton, they have no winning issues and they have no record of success -- all they have is "messaging."

Posted by: 29Victor at July 29, 2025 06:22 PM (j6Ika)

17 So you commies will be GTFO of the United States, and emigrating to your favorite of the non-extradition countries, yes?

Soon?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 29, 2025 06:23 PM (ULPxl)

18 Huh. I thought the future was female. Or belonged to transwomen. Or some such shit.

Posted by: Another $20M to reach men please at July 29, 2025 06:23 PM (TbWk/)

19 Piper

Her personality may not be enough.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 29, 2025 06:23 PM (u82oZ)

20 8 What I truly love about our political enemies is their choice of positions.

Truth, logic, compassion, or intellectual honesty rarely enter into their choices.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 29, 2025

If only we weren’t so dumb and unenlightened!

Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2025 06:23 PM (pZEOD)

21 So the thing I wonder is - is it Trump ?

I don't think it is. Just based on my personal anecdata. And this is going to piss certain folks here off that are really, really tied into their generational superiority.

I think its ironic that Trump - a 70+ year old dude - embraced Gen X. And maybe Gen Z. And those Boomers that realized they didn't have a party anymore.

We are living in chaos. No doubt. But I think its a reaction to the obvious idiocy we've tolerated for a few decades. Two dozen Muslims crash airplanes ? Lets monitor the credit cards of the entire country.

A white asshole cop kneels on a dying drug dealing black ? Lets burn everything down for a summer. A bio-engineered flu that we paid for gets released by the Chinese ? Lets all stay home for a year.

I don't think its Trump. I think we've hit an inflection point on Stupidity. Our parents should have hit it when they got to the point of Affirmative Action. But they didn't.

Posted by: Hard Truths at July 29, 2025 06:23 PM (2UhXr)

22 LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 29, 2025 06:24 PM (dKEEs)

23 Helena Handbasket

Feed then to bluebell!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 29, 2025 06:24 PM (u82oZ)

24 I have not watched FOX or any news since 2012. It helps with my violent outbursts.

They are scared. I agree, Julianana...what a waste of a pretty name...is on The Okra Shot like everyone else vs cutting calories and exercise. Wait til her skin sags like a Shar Pei!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 29, 2025 06:24 PM (6PCLE)

25 Very good news. But people are fickle, and like to back the winner. Trump is winning so he has the support. We need to keep winning to keep these people in our camp. Otherwise, they will look around for a new stud.

That fat dyke bitch could lose 50 pounds cleaning out her vag.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 29, 2025 06:24 PM (XKvl3)

26 Abortion isn't "healthcare".

Abortion isn't "reproductive rights".

Abortion isn't "the west coast offense", nor is it a "fast break".

Abortion can be a lot of things, but just pulling random phrases out of the english language and pretending they apply isn't helping the conversation either.

Posted by: Crusader at July 29, 2025 06:24 PM (TN0g+)

27 It feels like in 20 years we will be shaking our heads about ozempic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2025 06:25 PM (zZu0s)

28 Imagine what midterms would be like if the GOP was an actual opposition party, pursuing popular policies in congress and waging a corresponding war of words.

Posted by: bear balls and asymmetry: a case study at July 29, 2025 06:25 PM (y+qgR)

29 Influencer of whom or what. That goofy bitch couldn't influence a dog to piss on a fire hydrant.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2025 06:25 PM (HFcKg)

30 Olivia Julianna is hot!

I mean, she must be, carrying all that unhealthy weight, and in the summer heat too. I hope she carries a spare Lume around, just in case.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 29, 2025 06:25 PM (Dv3i1)

31 "The Okra Shot "; LOL Christy!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 29, 2025 06:26 PM (dKEEs)

32 Lost 50 pounds?

I think they found her again.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 29, 2025 06:26 PM (Wnv9h)

33 >>> 23 Helena Handbasket

Feed them to bluebell!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 29, 2025 06:24 PM (u82oZ)

Heck no. What are you trying to do to her?!

Bluebell the Hen prefers to eet zee boogz, along with the occasional chilled, drowned mouse, or a nice fresh back half of a frog, or...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 29, 2025 06:26 PM (ULPxl)

34 It turns out, she wasn't good at Speaking to American Men in their natural Syntax.-Ace


Could have been worse, she could have been speaking in her natural Spandex.

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 29, 2025 06:26 PM (144I4)

35 Abortion can be a lot of things, but just pulling random phrases out of the english language and pretending they apply isn't helping the conversation either.
Posted by: Crusader at July 29, 2025 06:24 PM (TN0g+)

ITS THE BLACK DEATH FOR ... black people. That does kind of work.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2025 06:26 PM (zZu0s)

36 19 Piper

Her personality may not be enough.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 29, 2025 06:23

Probably not, but maybe some squats would help.

Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2025 06:26 PM (pZEOD)

37 >>Lost 50 pounds?

>I think they found her again.


They likely just fell back for reinforcements.

Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2025 06:27 PM (oSEaw)

38 Olivia Julianna is hot!

OK, who else besides me read that line and then glanced down at the nic expecting it to be the Admiral?

Posted by: Oddbob at July 29, 2025 06:27 PM (/y8xj)

39 >>Probably not, but maybe some squats would help.


Her local Knee Surgeon agrees.

Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2025 06:27 PM (oSEaw)

40 On The Sopranos a dust up occurred when Pauly said "Ginnie Sack had a 50 lb mole removed from her ass" . This Julianna woman had that done. Otherwise she's still a lardo

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 29, 2025 06:28 PM (A7hgX)

41 The Democrats do not have a messaging problem. In fact, their messaging is spot on: The Democrats have morphed into a party that is out to destroy the American Republic and replace it with a totalitarian communist state led by the Jasmine Crockets of the world. The only way to fix that is to tear apart the Democrat party. Or burn it to the ground and start over.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at July 29, 2025 06:28 PM (b+uCv)

42 How, how, how is it possible that the Democratic party approval is at an all time low but the poll for congress is close? OK, So it dropped 8 points, but how is it even CLOSE?

I know polls are crap but this seems beyond bad polling methods.

What gives?

Posted by: anon2020 at July 29, 2025 06:28 PM (RqMDa)

43 lol, Elric, reminds me of something I read years ago:
"if you'd given his corpse an enema you could have buried what was left in a nutshell!"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 29, 2025 06:28 PM (dKEEs)

44 Oh, re really squats.

Real squats after not doing squats for a while.

Fucking ow.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2025 06:28 PM (zZu0s)

45 Is Ozempic cheaper than food?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 29, 2025 06:29 PM (63Dwl)

46 It feels like in 20 years we will be shaking our heads about ozempic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2025 06:25 PM (zZu0s)


Nothing is free. On this, I am confident. Although I'm no credentialed doctor.

To burn fat, you must increase your metabolism. One way is to exercise. Another is to shoot up something. Anything you shoot up must increase that metabolism.

Does anyone think that metabolism is infinite ? I'm sure people shooting Ozempic do. You're making your body burn hotter, to lose pounds, without doing any work.

That's dumb.

Posted by: Hard Truths at July 29, 2025 06:29 PM (2UhXr)

47 Olivia Julianna, hey, loosen up, will ya? You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?

Posted by: Al Czervik at July 29, 2025 06:29 PM (wVcYX)

48 37 >>Lost 50 pounds?

>I think they found her again.


They likely just fell back for reinforcements.
Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2025 06:27 PM (oSEaw)

Recon in force.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2025 06:29 PM (zZu0s)

49 Okay, the overweight democrat activist chick that supposedly lost 50 lbs, I believe I saw somewhere she was one of the chicks that had her license published from that tea website leak.

I think it is her?
https://x.com/joma_gc/status/
1949561246271094858

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 29, 2025 06:29 PM (AZf41)

50 28, oh, if only!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 29, 2025 06:30 PM (dKEEs)

51 It feels like in 20 years we will be shaking our heads about ozempic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2025 06:25 PM


Pretty sure we will have a $hitload of young people dead from being prescribed ozempic before we get 20 years out. Not a single long term study has been done on that drug being prescribed for weight loss due to obesity, a condition that was extremely rare just 30 years ago but affects ove 40% of the US population now.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 29, 2025 06:30 PM (e5NfL)

52 >>> 49 Okay, the overweight democrat activist chick that supposedly lost 50 lbs, I believe I saw somewhere she was one of the chicks that had her license published from that tea website leak.

I think it is her?
https://x.com/joma_gc/status/
1949561246271094858
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 29, 2025 06:29 PM (AZf41)

HA HA!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 29, 2025 06:30 PM (ULPxl)

53 I STILL hear the bs line about bad democratic messaging! Drives me nuts. What about the insane policies?

Posted by: Unkaren at July 29, 2025 06:30 PM (J4BK5)

54 "We do have a brand problem," ...

---------------

"We hate America & Americans and are actively destroying the country. Vote for US!"

I don't see the problem ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Marshall Plan is MORTE! at July 29, 2025 06:30 PM (v9Nce)

55 Where did that lady lose 60 lbs ? In her neck ? Her Fupa ?

I can't see it

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 29, 2025 06:31 PM (NtVYv)

56 >>> Jan. 6 sacking of the Capitol and Donald Trump's effort to overturn the election results,

This why if you are going to "sack" a capitol, you sack the capitol.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 29, 2025 06:31 PM (/lPRQ)

57 Biden won on the "Trump Is Evil" message entirely.

Biden "won" on the strenth of six states stopping counting in the middle of the night.
Fortunately for the country Trump had four years in the wilderness to build his team and jump into action.

The Democrats did this to themselves!

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at July 29, 2025 06:31 PM (iNp3L)

58 The Right succeed to the extent they are able to explain their intentions to the voters. The Left succeeds to the extent they are able to hide their intentions.

Posted by: toby928 at July 29, 2025 06:31 PM (jc0TO)

59
HA HA!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 29, 2025 06:30 PM (ULPxl)

I can't believe I found it but it is her. I recognized her from here I think.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 29, 2025 06:31 PM (AZf41)

60 >>> 53 I STILL hear the bs line about bad democratic messaging! Drives me nuts. What about the insane policies?
Posted by: Unkaren at July 29, 2025 06:30 PM (J4BK5)

People would *totes* approve of genital mutilation of children if it were instead called something like "gender affirming care"!

Oh wait...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 29, 2025 06:31 PM (ULPxl)

61 sure looks like it, CaliGirl ... & capitol in the background, so dc ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 29, 2025 06:31 PM (dKEEs)

62 Do these people even know what sacking a city means? I'll answer my own question: no.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2025 06:32 PM (zZu0s)

63 " In 2020, 49 percent of Americans identified as Democrats, compared to 43 percent of Republicans. The next year, in the wake of the Jan. 6 sacking of the Capitol and Donald Trump's effort to overturn the election results, Democrats widened their advantage to 10 points, 52 percent to 42 percent. But since then, it's been a steady retreat for the blue team."

Trump never sought to overturn the election results. He sought to expose and nullify election fraud.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 29, 2025 06:32 PM (XsUo8)

64 Democrat Influencer Olivia Juliana says she lost 50lbs because she “can’t afford to eat” since Trump was elected.
__________________________

In other news, the over-stressed sidewalk thanks you.

Posted by: Orson at July 29, 2025 06:32 PM (dIske)

65 Biden "won" on the strenth of six states stopping counting in the middle of the night.

That election was rigged. I have no doubt in my mind.

Posted by: Hard Truths at July 29, 2025 06:32 PM (2UhXr)

66 I don't think its Trump. I think we've hit an inflection point on Stupidity. Our parents should have hit it when they got to the point of Affirmative Action. But they didn't.
Posted by: Hard Truths at July 29, 2025 06:23 PM (2UhXr)

I agree that this shift among Gen Z feels much bigger than Trump.

I also don't think these kids share the same politics as the Boomer Conservatives, so I expect a lot of R voters will be gnashing their teeth at the Gen Z kids soon enough. Right now, there happens to be an uneasy alliance / coalition around Trump, but that can and probably will change.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 29, 2025 06:32 PM (uCjyK)

67 FNC sucks sometimes. A lot of times.

But it's still better than anything else out there -- For now.

Posted by: YosemiteSatchmo at July 29, 2025 06:32 PM (dlO9y)

68 Watching Trump pimp-slap Starmer by speaking candidly to the media was bracing.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 29, 2025 06:32 PM (wBaIH)

69 I think the Bolsheviks current tack of using lisping homos to explain Real Masculinity to Gen-X is failing.

Posted by: toby928 at July 29, 2025 06:33 PM (jc0TO)

70 62 Do these people even know what sacking a city means? I'll answer my own question: no.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2025 06:32 PM (zZu0s)

Sacking? Is that like teabagging? Wouldn't it take King Kong to sack an entire city?

Posted by: tankdemon at July 29, 2025 06:33 PM (XsUo8)

71 62, lol, Aetius, no kidding ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 29, 2025 06:33 PM (dKEEs)

72 But there is a silver lining in the poll for Democrats.
By a 46%-43% margin, voters questioned in the survey said they would back a Democrat for Congress over a Republican.

----------------

You can teach Democrats but you can't teach them much.

Posted by: Decaf at July 29, 2025 06:33 PM (unUNN)

73 >>> 69 I think the Bolsheviks current tack of using lisping homos to explain Real Masculinity to Gen-X is failing.
Posted by: toby928 at July 29, 2025 06:33 PM (jc0TO)

When even ubertwink David Hogg is too manly for your party, you have a problem.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 29, 2025 06:34 PM (ULPxl)

74 FNC sucks sometimes. A lot of times.

But it's still better than anything else out there -- For now.
Posted by: YosemiteSatchmo at July 29, 2025 06:32 PM


Two words: Newsmax

It is virtually TrumpTV.

Posted by: toby928 at July 29, 2025 06:34 PM (jc0TO)

75 I guess stealing elections, stirring up racial grievances, looting the treasury, embracing all deviancy, while meeting any honest criticism with howls of "that's racist!" isn't a long-term strategy?

But even these polls hide the brutal future for Democrats:
They have lost the working class.

Cool, hip, urban Obama was too good for them and believed his temporary coalition of minorities and college-educated was more valuable than the working class.

And the GOPe viewed the working class like you would a dog turd on the kitchen table.

Then there is Trump--3+ decades in the public eye as an icon to the working class; picks them up and has taken over the Republican Party.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 29, 2025 06:34 PM (lDIPK)

76 What is the tea thing? I have seen a few thumbnails of ewetub videos mentioning it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2025 06:34 PM (zZu0s)

77 26 Abortion isn't "healthcare".

Abortion isn't "reproductive rights".

Abortion isn't "the west coast offense", nor is it a "fast break".

Abortion can be a lot of things, but just pulling random phrases out of the english language and pretending they apply isn't helping the conversation either.

Posted by: Crusader at July 29, 2025 06:24 PM


Somebody smart, like George Orwell , should write a book to warn us about the type of people that constantly lie to us in the manner of your examples!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 29, 2025 06:34 PM (HlyYF)

78 46 Does anyone think that metabolism is infinite ? I'm sure people shooting Ozempic do. You're making your body burn hotter, to lose pounds, without doing any work.

That's dumb.
Posted by: Hard Truths at July 29, 2025 06:29 PM (2UhXr)

That isn’t how ozempic works. It makes you eat less, which SURPRISE! Causes you to lose weight. The issue is 1. People who may need a kick start don’t take that time to revamp their entire lifestyle, because that is what it takes to lose weight sustainably and 2. Ozempic does attack muscle. Your heart is a muscle.

Losing weight stinks. It’s hard. It’s not fun. But the way you feel on the other end of the journey, if done right, is worth the effort. Everyone needs a hype girl sometimes during this. I am that hype girl, for those in need.

Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2025 06:34 PM (pZEOD)

79 Corey Booker is screaming on the floor of the Senate again. Saying that Colbert was removed for insulting the president. Nothing about the show losing $40m a year. Typical lifer leftist pol , ni concept of capitalism

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 29, 2025 06:34 PM (A7hgX)

80 Do these people even know what sacking a city means? I'll answer my own question: no.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2025 06:32 PM (zZu0s)


I know what sacking is !

Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at July 29, 2025 06:34 PM (NtVYv)

81 58 The Right succeed to the extent they are able to explain their intentions to the voters. The Left succeeds to the extent they are able to hide their intentions.

Brilliant! The very 'Soul of Wit'

Posted by: YosemiteSatchmo at July 29, 2025 06:34 PM (dlO9y)

82 68 Watching Trump pimp-slap Starmer by speaking candidly to the media was bracing.
____

Didn't happen, or at least, if you read our reporting, it didn't happen.

Posted by: The BBC at July 29, 2025 06:34 PM (Dv3i1)

83 Barack, the cock curious, was so passive-agressive that even Mitch thought he was a full blown pussy.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 29, 2025 06:34 PM (u/fjM)

84
"I don't see a country in a depression at all. I see people out there just living their lives."

The tariffs haven't been in effect long enough to tell.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 29, 2025 06:35 PM (63Dwl)

85 Okay, the overweight democrat activist chick that supposedly lost 50 lbs, I believe I saw somewhere she was one of the chicks that had her license published from that tea website leak.

I think it is her?
https://x.com/joma_gc/status/
1949561246271094858
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 29, 2025 06:29 PM (AZf41)

HA HA!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 29, 2025 06:30 PM (ULPxl)
——-

Why am I shocked, shocked that those girls looked exactly like I thought they would?

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 29, 2025 06:35 PM (XKvl3)

86 It feels like in 20 years we will be shaking our heads about ozempic"

It's a if no one remembers fen-phen...

Posted by: man at July 29, 2025 06:35 PM (tubbA)

87 Corey Booker is screaming on the floor of the Senate again. Saying that Colbert was removed for insulting the president. Nothing about the show losing $40m a year. Typical lifer leftist pol , ni concept of capitalism
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 29, 2025 06:34 PM (A7hgX)

Someone give him a pacifier, or a penis

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 29, 2025 06:35 PM (NtVYv)

88 Every time I find a store that makes good peach pie they stop making it dammit!!!!!


Back to the fkn topic!!!

Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2025 06:35 PM (fV+MH)

89 I used to do sone sacking when I worked at 7-11.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 29, 2025 06:35 PM (qadd3)

90 Jesse Waters showed Dems hitting the gym yesterday to win back the males. Just trying random shit is so much more effective than actually talking to people.

And branding any differing opinion as a knuckle-dragging MAGA idiot.

And if hitting the gym is the answer, we need more Obama workout videos.

Mooch too. Remember. She had the most toned arms ever!

Posted by: Stateless - HAPPY NOT HOMELESS! - New Life Creation 15.5 % at July 29, 2025 06:35 PM (jvJvP)

91 Chris Matthews and whoever that old lady is conducting the interview need to retire and stay out of the public eye. Old people should be riding their golf carts to the club house for three old fashioneds and a chicken salad sandwich, not ruining the appetites of the audience.

Posted by: oglebay at July 29, 2025 06:35 PM (MMp6W)

92 oh dear, Olivia Julianna got 🍵💰ed

Posted by: gKWVE at July 29, 2025 06:36 PM (gKWVE)

93 >Corey Booker is screaming on the floor of the Senate again. Saying that Colbert was removed for insulting the president. Nothing about the show losing $40m a year. Typical lifer leftist pol , ni concept of capitalism


Corey Booker is the Christian Wilkins of the Senate.

Posted by: mr tmz at July 29, 2025 06:36 PM (rJ48h)

94 51 It feels like in 20 years we will be shaking our heads about ozempic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2025 06:25 PM


Pretty sure we will have a $hitload of young people dead from being prescribed ozempic before we get 20 years out. Not a single long term study has been done on that drug being prescribed for weight loss due to obesity, a condition that was extremely rare just 30 years ago but affects ove 40% of the US population now.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 29, 2025 06:30 PM (e5NfL)

We're effectively conducting an undisclosed Phase IV clinical trial right now. It definitely feels risky to me.

Posted by: bear balls and asymmetry: a case study at July 29, 2025 06:36 PM (y+qgR)

95 I also don't think these kids share the same politics as the Boomer Conservatives, so I expect a lot of R voters will be gnashing their teeth at the Gen Z kids soon enough. Right now, there happens to be an uneasy alliance / coalition around Trump, but that can and probably will change.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 29, 2025 06:32 PM (uCjyK)


I'm 53. Could not agree with you more.

We're moving out of the Ideological Stage. Away from the Junior Achievement understanding of Economics.

And away from the Cold War Pax Americana.

I want to see what Vance does. I think he's a harder man that Trump. By a bunch.

Posted by: Hard Truths at July 29, 2025 06:36 PM (2UhXr)

96 Aetius, women's dating app that stored everything in public online files, zero security.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 29, 2025 06:36 PM (dKEEs)

97 I saw people claiming that Gen Z males were now the most Republican demographic in the country.

That's not right, because Gen X edged them out. But Gen Z males are nearly as Republican now.

***************

I think this will end up moving Gen X and Gen Z women to the right as they pursue husbands.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at July 29, 2025 06:36 PM (oSeBJ)

98 She can't afford to eat in Trump's Economy? Maybe she should consider getting a real job if the artificial supports under the "Democrat Activist" market are falling apart...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2025 06:36 PM (6bTRc)

99 How, how, how is it possible that the Democratic party approval is at an all time low but the poll for congress is close? OK, So it dropped 8 points, but how is it even CLOSE?

I know polls are crap but this seems beyond bad polling methods.

What gives?
--------

I'll give you your answer in 8 Letters: A b o r t i o n

White women and liberal puss men would vote for pretty much any candidate so long as they defend that.

Posted by: Crusader at July 29, 2025 06:37 PM (TN0g+)

100 Was it Bill Mahr of Olber man that bragged about reading 10 different newspapers day?


Like, dude, you could have just saved yourself reading 9 newspapers.

Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2025 06:37 PM (fV+MH)

101 Corey Booker is screaming on the floor of the Senate again. Saying that Colbert was removed for insulting the president. Nothing about the show losing $40m a year. Typical lifer leftist pol , ni concept of capitalism
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 29, 2025 06:34 PM (A7hgX)

Golly!

Posted by: Rodeo Bullfighter What Lost His Gig For Wearing An Obama Mask at July 29, 2025 06:37 PM (wVcYX)

102 Watching Trump pimp-slap Starmer by speaking candidly to the media was bracing.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 29, 2025 06:32 PM (wBaIH)
++++
What did he say today? The preliminaries from when he was interviewed on his way to his golf course thing in Scotland were pretty blunt.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2025 06:37 PM (6bTRc)

103 I also don't think these kids share the same politics as the Boomer Conservatives, so I expect a lot of R voters will be gnashing their teeth at the Gen Z kids soon enough. Right now, there happens to be an uneasy alliance / coalition around Trump, but that can and probably will change.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 29, 2025 06:32 PM (uCjyK)

Don’t forget there is gen x in between. The alliance may land there. It probably should.

Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2025 06:37 PM (pZEOD)

104 Pixy has been covering Tea, check Tech Threads of past week for links

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 29, 2025 06:37 PM (dKEEs)

105 Jesse Waters showed Dems hitting the gym yesterday to win back the males. Just trying random shit is so much more effective than actually talking to people.

And branding any differing opinion as a knuckle-dragging MAGA idiot.

And if hitting the gym is the answer, we need more Obama workout videos.

Mooch too. Remember. She had the most toned arms ever!
Posted by: Stateless - HAPPY NOT HOMELESS! - New Life Creation 15.5 % at July 29, 2025 06:35 PM (jvJvP)

They should release videos of JugEars and Mooch sparring in a boxing ring. I suspect that Mooch would knock him out with a light tap, even with the sparring helmet.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 29, 2025 06:37 PM (S/Y4j)

106 >>>Where did that lady lose 60 lbs ? In her neck ? Her Fupa ?
I can't see it

she had a video where it appeared she had lost some weight in the face but I didn't want to link another video and I also didn't want to just say "she's still fat" but she is. Still, the longest journey begins with the first 65 pounds

Posted by: ace at July 29, 2025 06:38 PM (KRtlO)

107 riding their golf carts to the club house for three old fashioneds and a chicken salad sandwich

that sounds good right now

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at July 29, 2025 06:38 PM (iNp3L)

108 >>> 100 Was it Bill Mahr of Olber man that bragged about reading 10 different newspapers day?


Like, dude, you could have just saved yourself reading 9 newspapers.
Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2025 06:37 PM (fV+MH)

Grave Threat To Our Precious Democracy!

RRRAWK!!!!

Posted by: presstitutes at July 29, 2025 06:38 PM (ULPxl)

109 The sad reality?

The Democrats will likely retake the House and probably the Senate. By their normal, cheating ways.

And the GOP will shrug. And let MAGA twist in the wind like they did before.

We never learn.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 29, 2025 06:38 PM (Q4IgG)

110 Tea? Is something happening there?

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 29, 2025 06:38 PM (qadd3)

111 Ozempic? The T-Virus also started out great.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 29, 2025 06:38 PM (XKvl3)

112 The country is becoming more "republican" because most sane people reject homos, fags, trannys, sodomites, child molesters, child groomers, butt pirates, rug munchers, bull dykes, queers, lesbos, rump rangers, californians, liberal yankees, carpet baggers, scalawags and Lindsey Graham.

Posted by: Pray The Gay Away at July 29, 2025 06:38 PM (R/m4+)

113 Corey Booker is screaming on the floor of the Senate again. Saying that Colbert was removed for insulting the president. Nothing about the show losing $40m a year. Typical lifer leftist pol , ni concept of capitalism
----

Wait, we can't get Trump's nominees hearings in the Senate, but fiercely heterosexual Corey Booker can waste floor time throwing hissy fits?

Posted by: Crusader at July 29, 2025 06:38 PM (TN0g+)

114 @PpollingNumbers
New - Gen Z Party poll (Man)

🔴 Republican - 52% (+18 )
🔵 Democrats 34%

++++
I'd like to see the same poll, with a different question.

Democrat or hypothetical Republican without Trump or his MAGA policies (e.g., pre-2015 Republican).

I bet it collapses, with "unaffiliated" skyrocketing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2025 06:38 PM (6bTRc)

115 Everyone needs a hype girl sometimes during this. I am that hype girl, for those in need.
Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2025 06:34 PM (pZEOD)

*Holds up a 7 and .0.*

Needed to be more aggressive. It's going to suck, bitch. Its going to be hard. I will fucking make it happen, you mewling quim.

My names Piper. This is my Master Class.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2025 06:38 PM (zZu0s)

116 50 lbs gone...

180 more to go.
Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2025 06:21 PM (oSEaw)

To reach 200?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

300.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at July 29, 2025 06:38 PM (b+uCv)

117 stylebook note: Cory Booker should always be referred to as "The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker."

Posted by: ace at July 29, 2025 06:39 PM (KRtlO)

118 CNN's poll analyst Harry Enten reviewed similar polling a couple of weeks ago and does not agree this is a "silver lining" at all.

So CNN is less of a partisan Democrat cheerleader than Fox "News."

--------------

And that is why his clips are shown on all Fox talk shows than Fox's own pollsters. His clips are also all over the socials, Enten is on track to be the most famous and best regarded polls analyst simply because he reports a story he does not make it up. I wouldn't be surprised if CNN gets rid of him, he is embarrassing them.

Posted by: Decaf at July 29, 2025 06:39 PM (unUNN)

119 The country is becoming more "republican" because most sane people reject homos, fags, trannys, sodomites, child molesters, child groomers, butt pirates, rug munchers, bull dykes, queers, lesbos, rump rangers, californians, liberal yankees, carpet baggers, scalawags and Lindsey Graham.
Posted by: Pray The Gay Away at July 29, 2025 06:38 PM


and Methodists!

Posted by: toby928 at July 29, 2025 06:39 PM (jc0TO)

120 >>>Wait, we can't get Trump's nominees hearings in the Senate, but fiercely heterosexual Corey Booker can waste floor time throwing hissy fits?

this guy gets it

Posted by: ace at July 29, 2025 06:39 PM (KRtlO)

121 house for three old fashioneds"

Negroni, please.

Posted by: man at July 29, 2025 06:39 PM (tubbA)

122 " ... three old fashioneds and a chicken salad sandwich, ... "

makin' me hungry, here.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 29, 2025 06:39 PM (dKEEs)

123 i don't know where she was hiding those 65 lbs. of fat she lost because she's flaunting all of the leftovers.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 29, 2025 06:39 PM (6ydKt)

124 90 Mooch too. Remember. She had the most toned arms ever!
Posted by: Stateless - HAPPY NOT HOMELESS! - New Life Creation

She actually did have really toned arms. I feel like she was bored in the Whitehouse so all she did was push ups.

Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2025 06:40 PM (pZEOD)

125 Aetius, hahahaha.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2025 06:40 PM (HFcKg)

126 Two words: Newsmax

It is virtually TrumpTV.


I've tried. I really have. But it's like watching paint dry.

At least Gutfeld is funny. I can't stand Hannity only because he's got a speech impediment since his new teeth and his whistling makes me want to slash my wrists.

I miss the Cartoon Network sometimes

Posted by: YosemiteSatchmo at July 29, 2025 06:40 PM (dlO9y)

127 If that fat cow went on a hunger strike right now, it would take 10 years for her to get down to a normal weight.

And abortionishealthcare for who, exactly? Not the baby. Because it for damn sure will not have any health for which to care after an abortion. Or much else besides.

What is she worried about, anyway? What dude in his right mind, even after three six packs (h/t, Anthrax), would fuck her?

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 29, 2025 06:41 PM (vm8sq)

128 Wait, we can't get Trump's nominees hearings in the Senate, but fiercely heterosexual Corey Booker can waste floor time throwing hissy fits?

Don't know what to tell you. The GOP is a bunch of pussies. All of them. They're not coming to save any of us.

Posted by: Hard Truths at July 29, 2025 06:41 PM (2UhXr)

129 Kinda tired of the willful ignorance of that which was obvious in the moment.

"Surprise, you were right the whole time!"

Yeah, not surprised.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2025 06:41 PM (JvZF+)

130 Losing weight stinks. It’s hard. It’s not fun. But the way you feel on the other end of the journey, if done right, is worth the effort. Everyone needs a hype girl sometimes during this. I am that hype girl, for those in need.
Posted by: Piper

I was thin and fit for the first 5 decades. Now I have maybe 25lbs of the genetically predisposed visceral fat. Reduced calories and sugar plus weight lifting (though lower weights, higher reps than I did in younger years, I want to avoid injury at this age) isn't doing much. Continue and be patient? Or do you have other ideas?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 29, 2025 06:41 PM (Dv3i1)

131 Totally off topic, but there is a "math equation" that I can't get to add up at all.

The leaders of Hamas always manage to get a few billion dollars into their offshore accounts. Supposedly by taking over the food supplies into Gaza, and then forcing the populace to pay them for the food.

That seems like an excellent money making scam to me, except for the question of; how do the desperately poor people in Gaza with no jobs and no skills get the money to pay the food bribes?

Does UNRWA somehow funnel billions of our tax dollars to the populace, and those dollars then quickly find their way into the hands of the Hamas gangsters?

(Any clarification of this grift would be appreciated.)

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 29, 2025 06:41 PM (HlyYF)

132 The Cartoon Network is gone?

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 29, 2025 06:41 PM (qadd3)

133 >>>She actually did have really toned arms. I feel like she was bored in the Whitehouse so all she did was push ups.

yeah but arms are easy to develop. working arms doesn't take much out of you because they're small muscles and they develop fast.

Not to be that guy but... it's the back and legs (and chest) that take the real work.

Posted by: ace at July 29, 2025 06:41 PM (KRtlO)

134 We know Oprah will seesaw back to her fat lesbo self soon with her astronaut gf dingbat (can't think of her name). She always does boing bat to Fat Oprah.

I never have considered the shot. For starters, being nauseated all the time is not appealing, nor the anal leakage I read about. Or the new going blind.

Read that Catherine Deneuve said after age 45 women either choose their face or behind (I can't imagine her saying the rude word).

I apparently chose my face, but there is only one face vs Julianana's, as she appears to be a Siamese twin (the other one is behind her). If you lose weight gradually and with exercise, you avoid looking like a bloodhound. This is my goal, anyway, and to be strong and healthy vs Oprah.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 29, 2025 06:42 PM (6PCLE)

135 Everyone, thank you for the gun-training tips you gave me on the last thread. Good food for thought. Once I can have some income coming in again, I will do something.

Posted by: Bulg at July 29, 2025 06:42 PM (77rzZ)

136 Aetius, if there is another MoMee cattle round up this year Piper may get to play support again.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 29, 2025 06:42 PM (ULPxl)

137 Chris Matthews looks so old he now resembles Yoda

I’m growing tired of Bill Maher’s recent schtick of seeming reasonable because he doesn’t go all in on the lefty craziness. I still think he’s a slimy greaseball and a blind squirrel that every so often finds an acorn

Finally…. Why are almost all lefty women obesrcans unattractive? The nut who lost 65 pounds still looks fat in what I presume is the “after” photo

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 29, 2025 06:42 PM (nyLca)

138 she had a video where it appeared she had lost some weight in the face but I didn't want to link another video and I also didn't want to just say "she's still fat" but she is. Still, the longest journey begins with the first 65 pounds
Posted by: ace at July 29, 2025 06:38 PM (KRtlO)

Many chins to go...

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 29, 2025 06:42 PM (NtVYv)

139 Why am I shocked, shocked that those girls looked exactly like I thought they would?
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 29, 2025 06:35 PM

Nobody throws shade on this like Aussies.

https://youtu.be/0wzq9PIt7g4

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 29, 2025 06:42 PM (Wnv9h)

140 Finally, if you HAVE to be called that fake word of fake words, an "influencer" (even the computer indicates I am misspelling) or worse, you CALL yourself one, congratulations! YOUR INFLUENCE IS ZERO.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 29, 2025 06:42 PM (vm8sq)

141 >> I want to avoid injury at this age) isn't doing much. Continue and be patient? Or do you have other ideas?


Hills.

Walk. Run. Bike. Hike. Whatever.

Hit the hills.

Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2025 06:42 PM (oSEaw)

142 Wait, we can't get Trump's nominees hearings in the Senate, but fiercely heterosexual Corey Booker can waste floor time throwing hissy fits?
Posted by: Crusader at July 29, 2025 06:38 PM (TN0g+)
++++
The business of the American People is spitting in the eyes of the American People.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2025 06:42 PM (6bTRc)

143 I mentioned that recently I'd seen a projection by Dems of 2028, all giddy as they had Basher/Whitmer getting 314+ over Vance/Rubio.

And I hope they keep that belief.

Because it shows they:
1) don't have any clue of the coalition shift of working class to R
2) have no idea the true state of the economy now nor how bad it was for us
3) are still locked in a "just need to check the right racial/gender boxes to win"
4) have no idea how popular Vance is
5) will be completely blindsided by how popular Rubio will be with Hispanics
6) have no clue how grating Witmer will be; Hillary v.2.0
7) and have no idea at all of the laws broken in 2020 nor the massive election integrity changes since.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 29, 2025 06:42 PM (lDIPK)

144 That obese pig has enough excess body weight to fast until the next presidential election.

Posted by: She could start a show on TLC at July 29, 2025 06:43 PM (TbWk/)

145 Piper, that was probably pull-ups as she had to pull herself up from the oppression of the White House.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2025 06:43 PM (HFcKg)

146 every serious weight-training guru advises people to skip working out the arms. just doing the chest work and back work will develop the arms well enough.

it's an easy mistake to make, just working the arms because they're easy, and then not working out the tough muscles

Posted by: ace at July 29, 2025 06:43 PM (KRtlO)

147 Regarding Olivia's hunger strike:

I recall an episode of the Drew Carey Show, when Drew went on a hunger strike ,and one of his buddies looks at his "progress" and says," Are you GAINING weight?"

Posted by: Mike the Narf, Possibly White at July 29, 2025 06:43 PM (0aYVJ)

148 Don’t forget there is gen x in between. The alliance may land there. It probably should.
Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2025 06:37 PM (pZEOD)

And the millennials (my generation) as well.

I don't know, it's hard to really break this out by generation, but I think Boomers are stuck in a propaganda loop from Cold War era, and can't break themselves free of it.

I don't know what politics looks like when the Boomers start exiting the scene.

I suspect much less ideologically partisan, MSNBC / Fox News style politics. But who knows?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 29, 2025 06:43 PM (uCjyK)

149 Reduced calories and sugar plus weight lifting (though lower weights, higher reps than I did in younger years, I want to avoid injury at this age) isn't doing much"

Reduce carbs, too. It takes time...

Posted by: man at July 29, 2025 06:43 PM (tubbA)

150 Not to be that guy but... it's the back and legs (and chest) that take the real work.
Posted by: ace at July 29, 2025 06:41 PM (KRtlO)

We must, we must, we must increase our bust !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 29, 2025 06:43 PM (NtVYv)

151 I think Ozempic is like stomach stapling -- you eat less because you can't eat more.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 29, 2025 06:43 PM (wBaIH)

152 Never skip leg day.

Posted by: toby928 at July 29, 2025 06:43 PM (jc0TO)

153 Just asking questions. Do you all think The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker and Sen. Miss Lindsey know each other? You know, like biblically?

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at July 29, 2025 06:43 PM (b+uCv)

154 Jesse Waters showed Dems hitting the gym yesterday to win back the males. Just trying random shit is so much more effective than actually talking to people.

And branding any differing opinion as a knuckle-dragging MAGA idiot.

And if hitting the gym is the answer, we need more Obama workout videos.

Mooch too. Remember. She had the most toned arms ever!
Posted by: Stateless - HAPPY NOT HOMELESS! - New Life Creation 15.5 % at July 29, 2025 06:35 PM (jvJvP)
——

She did have toned arms. But it was like men should care about toned arms. We don’t. Sure, men generally like fit women, and toned arms are better than flabby arms, but if the best thing you can say about a women is she has toned arms ….

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 29, 2025 06:44 PM (XKvl3)

155 Don't know what to tell you. The GOP is a bunch of pussies. All of them. They're not coming to save any of us.
Posted by: Hard Truths at July 29, 2025 06:41 PM (2UhXr)

I would call the GOP dandelions, compared to the Democrat kudzu.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 29, 2025 06:44 PM (S/Y4j)

156 Finally, if you HAVE to be called that fake word of fake words, an "influencer" (even the computer indicates I am misspelling) or worse, you CALL yourself one, congratulations! YOUR INFLUENCE IS ZERO.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 29, 2025 06:42 PM (vm8sq)
++++
Like "thought leader."

I once had a boss who pitched a new project at me, telling me that the company needed "thought leaders like you" to work on it.

I agreed (no choice, really, it was an order framed as a request) on the sole condition that she never call me a "thought leader" again.

What a stupid term these are.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2025 06:44 PM (6bTRc)

157 >>>Hit the hills.

I mostly just walk but I run up the hills to get the heart up. Then the heart stays elevated until the next hill.



Posted by: ace at July 29, 2025 06:44 PM (KRtlO)

158 I just heard about this tea thing when it was hacked, I am so not pop culture. No People magazine for me

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 29, 2025 06:44 PM (NtVYv)

159 Piper, losing weight was the hardest thing I’ve done (well, other than being a parent).

But I think that giving up booze is gonna be even harder.

Posted by: Bulg at July 29, 2025 06:44 PM (77rzZ)

160 Somebody smart, like George Orwell , should write a book to warn us about the type of people that constantly lie to us in the manner of your examples!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 29, 2025 06:34 PM (HlyYF)

Say there, chap, ever read "Politics and the English Language"?

Posted by: Eric Arthur Blair at July 29, 2025 06:44 PM (vm8sq)

161 Where have you gone SpongeBob SquarePants

A nation turns it's lonely eyes to you..

Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2025 06:45 PM (fV+MH)

162 What is she worried about, anyway? What dude in his right mind, even after three six packs (h/t, Anthrax), would fuck her?
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 29, 2025 06:41 PM (vm8sq)

Now ain't it funny, ain't it strange
the way a man's opinions change
When he starts to face that lonely night

Posted by: Mickey Gilley at July 29, 2025 06:45 PM (wVcYX)

163
Did Olivia Juliana actually lose 50 lbs or

did she murder one quarter of herself?


I'm going with the murder theory...well, okay Quarter Suicide Theory via drugs!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at July 29, 2025 06:45 PM (iJfKG)

164 137 — obesrcans…. autocorrect made up a new word. Sigh

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 29, 2025 06:45 PM (nyLca)

165 @68

>>Watching Trump pimp-slap Starmer by speaking candidly to the media was bracing.

Think about this image, The Prime Minister of The UK was forced to meet with The President of The US at The President of The US's resort in Scotland, whereby the President of The US bent the Prime Minister of The UK over and rolled him, in the country he allegedly is the head of.

Amazing stuff.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 29, 2025 06:45 PM (XV/Pl)

166 Like "thought leader."

I once had a boss who pitched a new project at me, telling me that the company needed "thought leaders like you" to work on it.

I agreed (no choice, really, it was an order framed as a request) on the sole condition that she never call me a "thought leader" again.

What a stupid term these are.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2025 06:44 PM (6bTRc)

Don't get me started on that!

If you need a "thought leader", NO ONE IS THINKING. The first time I heard that term, I was thinking, "YFKM, right???"

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 29, 2025 06:46 PM (vm8sq)

167 @153 if the fiercely heterosexual Booker and Miss Lindsey knew each other biblically they'd be turned into pillars of salt

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 29, 2025 06:46 PM (A7hgX)

168 Because it shows they:
1) don't have any clue of the coalition shift of working class to R
2) have no idea the true state of the economy now nor how bad it was for us
3) are still locked in a "just need to check the right racial/gender boxes to win"
4) have no idea how popular Vance is
5) will be completely blindsided by how popular Rubio will be with Hispanics
6) have no clue how grating Witmer will be; Hillary v.2.0
7) and have no idea at all of the laws broken in 2020 nor the massive election integrity changes since.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 29, 2025 06:42 PM (lDIPK)

Vance does not seem to be popular with the right wing gen Z kids.

He comes from Big Law / Venture Capital world, was very close with open-borders fan Peter Thiel, and is married to an Indian woman.

I don't think Gen Z trusts him on immigration, which is a big reason they supported Trump.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 29, 2025 06:46 PM (uCjyK)

169 Like "thought leader."

I once had a boss who pitched a new project at me, telling me that the company needed "thought leaders like you" to work on it.

I agreed (no choice, really, it was an order framed as a request) on the sole condition that she never call me a "thought leader" again.

What a stupid term these are.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2025 06:44 PM (6bTRc)

Someone has to think outside the box.

Posted by: Work smarter not harder! at July 29, 2025 06:46 PM (TbWk/)

170 I saw Anal Leakage open for the Butthole Surfers at the Rectum in '99.

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 29, 2025 06:46 PM (144I4)

171 Democrat Influencer Olivia Juliana says she lost 50lbs because she “can’t afford to eat” since Trump was elected. In the picture she is holding a sign that abortion is healthcare.

She need not worry about abortion, you have to be pregnant first and for that to happen to her she will have to buy sperm and use a turkey baster.

Posted by: Decaf at July 29, 2025 06:46 PM (unUNN)

172 Mmmmmm…Catherine Deneuve…mmmmmmm…

Posted by: Bulg at July 29, 2025 06:46 PM (77rzZ)

173 i really need to start lifting again. I think i'll start with dumbbell deadlifts.

deadlifts are really good because they straighten out the back and make your posture better. and everyone now has forward-rounding of the shoulders due to sitting and typing on a computer all day. Deadlifts reverse that.

Posted by: ace at July 29, 2025 06:46 PM (KRtlO)

174 When I cut Carbs to 10 grams per day 3 years ago my thirst for alcohol disappeared. As did about 50 pounds of fat.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 29, 2025 06:47 PM (qadd3)

175
I agreed (no choice, really, it was an order framed as a request) on the sole condition that she never call me a "thought leader" again.

What a stupid term these are.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2025 06:44 PM (6bTRc)

Who talks like this? I really have never heard anyone speak this way in real life. I'd probably get fired because I'd roll my eyes so hard at that.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 29, 2025 06:47 PM (AZf41)

176 >>> 169 Like "thought leader."

I once had a boss who pitched a new project at me, telling me that the company needed "thought leaders like you" to work on it.

I agreed (no choice, really, it was an order framed as a request) on the sole condition that she never call me a "thought leader" again.

What a stupid term these are.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2025 06:44 PM (6bTRc)

Someone has to think outside the box.
Posted by: Work smarter not harder! at July 29, 2025 06:46 PM (TbWk/)

Genius!

Posted by: Who Moved My Cheese? at July 29, 2025 06:47 PM (ULPxl)

177 Now ain't it funny, ain't it strange
the way a man's opinions change
When he starts to face that lonely night
Posted by: Mickey Gilley at July 29, 2025 06:45 PM (wVcYX)

There is not enough alcohol on this planet...

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 29, 2025 06:47 PM (vm8sq)

178 I saw Anal Leakage open for the Butthole Surfers at the Rectum in '99.
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 29, 2025 06:46 PM (144I4)

I heard it was a shitshow

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 29, 2025 06:47 PM (NtVYv)

179
I have a few MAGA Missionaries come to the house the other day.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 29, 2025 06:48 PM (IifOV)

180 Best way to avoid injury In starting a fitness program for
older bodies is do it in the water. Low impact, high resistance

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2025 06:48 PM (HFcKg)

181 In case you missed it, this is Matt Van Swol's tweet on X to Glenn Beck. It's his walkaway story, triggered by the government response to Helene.

https://tinyurl.com/3t67hnax

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 29, 2025 06:48 PM (TEi+a)

182 ace, let's not forget the repubs might have also done poorly in the 2028 congressional elections because of two years of russia russia russia and "we don't know what mueller knows!"

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 29, 2025 06:48 PM (CWTWj)

183 So it's a Gainz Thread now?

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's a Gainz Thread at July 29, 2025 06:48 PM (jc0TO)

184 137 — obesrcans…. autocorrect made up a new word. Sigh
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 29, 2025 06:45 PM (nyLca)
+++++
Oberscan, noun (obsolete): A Germanization of "overscan," a phenomenon associated with cathode ray tube displays

Posted by: Peterson's Western Technical Dictionary, 33rd Edition at July 29, 2025 06:48 PM (6bTRc)

185 Influencer of whom or what. That goofy bitch couldn't influence a dog to piss on a fire hydrant.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2025 06:25 PM (HFcKg)


Influencer is a 2020s term meaning "someone who makes videos on tiktok and convinces people to click a button which costs them nothing".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 29, 2025 06:48 PM (ExV1e)

186 Just asking questions. Do you all think The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker and Sen. Miss Lindsey know each other? You know, like biblically?
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at July 29, 2025 06:43 PM (b+uCv)

First rule of Glory Hole Club is you never speak each other's name while using Glory Hole Club.

Posted by: Glory Hole Club, Inc. at July 29, 2025 06:48 PM (R/m4+)

187 >>Best way to avoid injury In starting a fitness program for older bodies is do it in the water. Low impact, high resistance


Not all of us are 29.

Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2025 06:49 PM (oSEaw)

188 2028 is in the future?

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 29, 2025 06:49 PM (qadd3)

189 I've never liked Bill Maher. he's one of those smarmy fucks who can come with a quick rejoinder to make himself look smart, and I would be just kinda going, "yeah, well, you smell like fromunda cheese! Big poopie head! You're stinky!"

And then I would wander away to the bar.

Posted by: Mike the Narf, Possibly White at July 29, 2025 06:49 PM (0aYVJ)

190
Wow. Based on that hag's weight, this hunger strike might last to the 2027 start of the Prez Primary season.

Posted by: Sapwolf at July 29, 2025 06:49 PM (QpbPI)

191 ace, sit ups work too.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2025 06:49 PM (HFcKg)

192 I was thin and fit for the first 5 decades. Now I have maybe 25lbs of the genetically predisposed visceral fat. Reduced calories and sugar plus weight lifting (though lower weights, higher reps than I did in younger years, I want to avoid injury at this age) isn't doing much. Continue and be patient? Or do you have other ideas?
Posted by: Chuck Martel
_________

What about booze? I fit your description, and every time I quit beer for a couple of weeks I lose 5 or 10 pounds.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 29, 2025 06:49 PM (XvL8K)

193 Howdy, Bulg!

I typed you a long "firearm" comment at #293 in the previous thread - if you are still interested.

Someone else also gave you some additional advice after the NOOD.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 29, 2025 06:50 PM (HlyYF)

194 The future is now.

Wait ... the Future is Now!

Now!

Now!




dammit

Posted by: toby928 at July 29, 2025 06:50 PM (jc0TO)

195 I'm not thinking outside or inside the box of Julianna

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 29, 2025 06:50 PM (A7hgX)

196 151 I think Ozempic is like stomach stapling -- you eat less because you can't eat more.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 29, 2025 06:43 PM (wBaIH)

I know someone who did this. She did not ask me, but I would not consider having 2/3 of my stomach removed. I might need that someday! The eating like a baby the rest of my life. Oh, she's lost weight, for sure. I remain unsure if she has a pig out if she blows up (I hope I am not around).

I notice now she tries to suck in her sagging throat in photos. I figure she'll have plastic surgery next, which is sort of stupid seeing as how she's married (supposedly happy) and over 55yrs. Whatever floats your boat, I guess!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 29, 2025 06:50 PM (6PCLE)

197 She did have toned arms. But it was like men should care about toned arms. We don’t. Sure, men generally like fit women, and toned arms are better than flabby arms, but if the best thing you can say about a women is she has toned arms ….
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 29, 2025 06:44 PM (XKvl3)

Flabby arms on a women are pretty much a non-starter for me. But then again so are Mooch-style muscle arms…

I do have fond memories of Rachel McLish back in the day. Female bodybuilder who was actually feminine and attractive; sexy even

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 29, 2025 06:50 PM (jSZ9s)

198 I quit drinking and my weight is slowly going down. I need to lose 3 more lbs to be out of the obese category according to BMI

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 29, 2025 06:50 PM (NtVYv)

199 Biden won on the "Trump Is Evil" message entirely.

Biden didn’t win. The Left out and out cheated in six states simultaneously on election night, right in front of us, and dared us to do anything about it (never mind all the cheating that wasn’t seen)! They wanted us to riot so they could impose martial law. See January 6. We just wouldn’t do what they knew we would do. It worked out better this way, don’t you agree?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 29, 2025 06:50 PM (NWwW8)

200 Is Ozempic cheaper than food?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 29, 2025 06:29 PM (63Dwl)


It may be covered by insurance... so it's free!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 29, 2025 06:50 PM (ExV1e)

201 Not all of us are 29.
Posted by: garrett

So there a category above 29. Sucks to be you.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at July 29, 2025 06:51 PM (b+uCv)

202 "Democratic influencer Olivia Julianna..."

OK, now the "influencer" moniker has gone bonkers while jumping sharks. Apparently simply being born is enough to qualify for the title.

When you identify now as an Influencer (TM), pretty certain my brain will check the box "some goofball with hyperinflated self-worth who invariably knows nothing about everything in particular".

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 29, 2025 06:51 PM (gLikB)

203 Don't get me started on that!

If you need a "thought leader", NO ONE IS THINKING. The first time I heard that term, I was thinking, "YFKM, right???"
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 29, 2025 06:46 PM (vm8sq)

Corpos are, by and large, retarded. They use these meaningless buzzwords to sound smart and competent to other retarded corpos as they run everything into the fucking ground and then blame their subordinates. Then they get on LinkedIn and bitch that "nobody wants to work anymore."

Posted by: Achieve synergy on deez nuts at July 29, 2025 06:51 PM (TbWk/)

204 Some liquors have 0 carbs. No wine or beer.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 29, 2025 06:51 PM (qadd3)

205 Damn, just heard that Hall of Fame second baseman Ryne Sandberg died last night after battling prostate cancer at age 65.

I'll be 64 next month (have been blessed with and work at good health) and -- after seeing an In Memoriam list of several High School classmates last year -- am starting to have some serious survivor's guilt.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Marshall Plan is MORTE! at July 29, 2025 06:51 PM (thmx+)

206 Milk is my favorite beverage. Even more than beer.

I am sure that the calories in milk make it hard for me to lose weight and yet, when I keto, it's milk that I miss the most.

Posted by: toby928 at July 29, 2025 06:51 PM (jc0TO)

207 Best way to avoid injury In starting a fitness program for
older bodies is do it in the water. Low impact, high resistance
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2025 06:48 PM (HFcKg)

I need to find a bath-time workout friend, then. I hear that this dating app called Tea might help along these lines.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 29, 2025 06:52 PM (wVcYX)

208 >>Damn, just heard that Hall of Fame second baseman Ryne Sandberg died last night after battling prostate cancer at age 65.


Damn. He was one of the great Cubs.

Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2025 06:52 PM (oSEaw)

209 >>> 196 151 I think Ozempic is like stomach stapling -- you eat less because you can't eat more.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 29, 2025 06:43 PM (wBaIH)

I know someone who did this. She did not ask me, but I would not consider having 2/3 of my stomach removed. I might need that someday! The eating like a baby the rest of my life. Oh, she's lost weight, for sure. I remain unsure if she has a pig out if she blows up (I hope I am not around).

I notice now she tries to suck in her sagging throat in photos. I figure she'll have plastic surgery next, which is sort of stupid seeing as how she's married (supposedly happy) and over 55yrs. Whatever floats your boat, I guess!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 29, 2025 06:50 PM (6PCLE)

Isn't the stomach just a big bag of muscle? So it can stretch, right?

And I know someone who had that done and it somehow fcked up her metabolism such that she could no longer eat certain foods.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 29, 2025 06:52 PM (ULPxl)

210 He comes from Big Law / Venture Capital world, was very close with open-borders fan Peter Thiel, and is married to an Indian woman.

I don't think Gen Z trusts him on immigration, which is a big reason they supported Trump.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 29, 2025 06:46 PM (uCjyK)

He comes from Big Law/Venture Capital world - so?
He's buddies with Peter Thiel - again, so what?
He's married to an Indian woman - a hate filled bigot like you would in fact have a problem with that.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 29, 2025 06:52 PM (vm8sq)

211 German city-council members who participate in Ace’s favorite weight-loss regimen are GAINZZ Burghers.

Trouble is, they get eaten by dogs.

Posted by: Bulg at July 29, 2025 06:53 PM (77rzZ)

212 Where have all the " life coaches" gone?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2025 06:53 PM (HFcKg)

213 Just asking questions. Do you all think The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker and Sen. Miss Lindsey know each other? You know, like biblically?
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at July 29, 2025 06:43 PM (b+uCv)

Possible they shared a plane ride to Epstein's Island and watched "Love, Indubitably."

Posted by: Mike the Narf, Possibly White at July 29, 2025 06:53 PM (0aYVJ)

214 Who talks like this? I really have never heard anyone speak this way in real life. I'd probably get fired because I'd roll my eyes so hard at that.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 29, 2025 06:47 PM (AZf41)
+++++
Corporate types. It really is its own dialect. Its own very stupid dialect.

But you can learn it by leveraging your core competencies while partnering with your customers to drive their business transformation initiatives through data-driven service delivery to ensure customer delight and success in an increasingly competitive landscape that demands results-oriented processes based both on threat assessment and customer needs.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2025 06:53 PM (6bTRc)

215 159 Piper, losing weight was the hardest thing I’ve done (well, other than being a parent).

But I think that giving up booze is gonna be even harder.
Posted by: Bulg at July 29, 2025 06:44 PM (77rzZ 159 Piper, losing weight was the hardest thing I’ve done (well, other than being a parent).

But I think that giving up booze is gonna be even harder.
Posted by: Bulg at July 29, 2025 06:44 PM (77rzZ


Sometimes, I get a taste for bourbon. Still. So far not drinking.

Posted by: Eromero at July 29, 2025 06:53 PM (jgmnb)

216 my daughter the nurse says those semaglutides are wreaking havoc in emergency medicine, because apparently how they work is to just completely slow down your digestive tract.
To the point where planned surgery fasting is not hours any more, but days in some cases.
Which really ups the risk for emergency stuff.
I enjoy watching what they're selling in drug commercials, and how they're selling it.
The high-school-musical dancing fat people of diabetes/weight loss injections are now morphing into kidney drugs--last week saw an ad for Jardiance (formerly swing! shuffle! hop step warrrrble POP!) saying its good for slowing down chronic kidney disease.
So, it slows EVERYTHING down?
Yikes.
T-minus six months to "Have you or a family member experienced gangrenous bowel, kidney atrophy, or death from semaglutides? YOU have a LAWYER!"

Posted by: barbarausa at July 29, 2025 06:53 PM (enw9G)

217 I quit drinking and my weight is slowly going down. I need to lose 3 more lbs to be out of the obese category according to BMI
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 29, 2025 06:50 PM (NtVYv)

Also forgot to mention I found out I got the diabeetus

I have to keep up a decent diet now.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 29, 2025 06:54 PM (NtVYv)

218 Chris Matthews and Larry O'Donnell are both rapidly gravitating toward that manopausal lesbian-face that makes it hard to distinguish one from the other.

With a little eye-liner and lip gloss they could be twins.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 29, 2025 06:54 PM (u/fjM)

219 "messaging problem" == poor lying; need to lie better

Not really all that hard to decipher.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 29, 2025 06:54 PM (gLikB)

220 Out of pure curiosity, does Miz Juliana say she's had abortions? For healthcare? One of those feminists who brag about how many? Put notches on their bedposts...I hate them.

Or, is Mz J a lesbo?

I don't know why I really care to know, but would like to interview her on my influencer podcast.

*Please note that if I ever had a podcast I would spend much of it laughing at how wacky it would be. So, if you want to see a half hour of me laughing, that would be the content.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 29, 2025 06:54 PM (6PCLE)

221 44 Oh, re really squats.

Real squats after not doing squats for a while.

Fucking ow.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2025 06:28 PM (zZu0s)

At the advanced age of "29", no one should never stop Squatting / Moving

Ya ain't 18 anymore ...

Posted by: browndog Hip Crease below the Top of the Knee at July 29, 2025 06:54 PM (TTAGa)

222 Who was the Moronette whose SiL was a Life Coach?

Is it Jane Doh?

Posted by: toby928 at July 29, 2025 06:54 PM (jc0TO)

223 @ 215-
I used to stutter.

Posted by: Eromero at July 29, 2025 06:54 PM (jgmnb)

224 Corey Booker appears to have a mental illness. He needs help.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 29, 2025 06:54 PM (2NHgQ)

225 Thanks, Pillage. I saw that…I think. Will go back and check.

Posted by: Bulg at July 29, 2025 06:54 PM (77rzZ)

226 130 Continue and be patient? Or do you have other ideas?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at

A few things- I don’t know how old you are, but as we age, our bodies change and things move around. Boo hiss! Also, do not get offended by this, but if you are truly 25 pounds overweight, and nothing is shifting, chances are you are eating more calories than you think. Many of us wildly underestimate our caloric intake. Measure and write down everything you eat for 2 weeks. Don’t change anything and do not cheat, no one but you is going to see it. Licks, tastes and bites count. They are not calorie free. How you eat to fuel matters, especially if you are lifting weights. 2 to 1 healthy carb to protein, in general. You will need to add cardio into your mix. You need cardio and strength training combined. Brisk walking is fine, you don’t need to run or be crazy, but you do need to break a sweat from effort. And you need to be in a calorie deficit- but not crazy, again. No more than 2lbs a week loss to sustain. It’s slow. But steady!

Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2025 06:55 PM (pZEOD)

227 But you can learn it by leveraging your core competencies while partnering with your customers to drive their business transformation initiatives through data-driven service delivery to ensure customer delight and success in an increasingly competitive landscape that demands results-oriented processes based both on threat assessment and customer needs.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2025 06:53 PM (6bTRc)

*opens kimono*

It's robust, stable, and best-in-class.

Posted by: I'm headed to HR hell at July 29, 2025 06:55 PM (TbWk/)

228 By the way, Insty had a story saying there is now allegations that the POLICE not only did nothing about the rape-gangs, but that they decided to get in on the action themselves. I don't know why it took me until now to realize that would inevitably follow any decision to look the other way at such crimes.

Posted by: Crusader at July 29, 2025 06:55 PM (TN0g+)

229 He comes from Big Law/Venture Capital world - so?
He's buddies with Peter Thiel - again, so what?
He's married to an Indian woman - a hate filled bigot like you would in fact have a problem with that.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 29, 2025 06:52 PM (vm8sq)

I'm just repeating what I've read on the 'chans.

But I also don't think noticing that someone married to an immigrant who got his political start working for someone famously open borders, who worked in an industry that has pushed massive immigration (VC's with tech start ups), and that that might mean they're not going to be reliably anti-immigration makes anyone a "hate filled bigot."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 29, 2025 06:55 PM (uCjyK)

230 What is the tea thing? I have seen a few thumbnails of ewetub videos mentioning it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2025 06:34 PM (zZu0s)


Some gay guy wrote an app for women to post pics/info about men and bitch about them BUT...

the app was only for women and you had to submit a photo of government ID and a selfie to be accepted AND...

all that data was put online at a publicly available URL SO...

someone at 4chan grabbed the data and posted it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 29, 2025 06:56 PM (ExV1e)

231 It isn't a "messaging problem" where your philosophy, beliefs and actions are reprehensible.

A new kind of toaster that kicks ass but is hard to explain has a "messaging problem." The Democrats don't.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2025 06:56 PM (6bTRc)

232 starting to have some serious survivor's guilt.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Marshall Plan is MORTE! at July 29, 2025 06:51 PM (thmx+)

Buddy at work said the same thing, pretty much. We are not 60 yet, but he said "our heroes are dying. That's a sure sign we are no longer young."

Posted by: Mike the Narf, Possibly White at July 29, 2025 06:56 PM (0aYVJ)

233 But you can learn it by leveraging your core competencies while partnering with your customers to drive their business transformation initiatives through data-driven service delivery to ensure customer delight and success in an increasingly competitive landscape that demands results-oriented processes based both on threat assessment and customer needs.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2025 06:53 PM (6bTRc)

————

I’m having flashbacks.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 29, 2025 06:56 PM (u73oe)

234 ace, let's not forget the repubs might have also done poorly in the 2018 congressional elections because of two years of russia russia russia and "we don't know what mueller knows!"
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 29, 2025 06:48 PM (CWTWj)

A huge number of incumbents retired for the GOP because 'reasons'

The GOPe in charge of allocating resources worked against MAGA candidates in many elections. Those people are now gone.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 29, 2025 06:56 PM (8avO+)

235 toby 928, Good memory. It was.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2025 06:56 PM (HFcKg)

236 re 188: meant 2018. i ain't always perfect

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 29, 2025 06:56 PM (CWTWj)

237 > thinking about Obama (who himself "made love to men, but only in my fantasies")
----

and Clinton didn't inhale

Posted by: Don Black. Message: pending at July 29, 2025 06:57 PM (AOsQT)

238 "I thought... I gotta own it... I thought those tariffs..."

Then he's fu*king stupid or has no memory. This is tariffs redux; they already proved their merits in 2016.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 29, 2025 06:57 PM (h/ffs)

239 Where have all the " life coaches" gone?
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2025 06:53 PM (HFcKg)

Long time passing

Posted by: Peter Paul and Mary, folk coaches at July 29, 2025 06:57 PM (TbWk/)

240 RFK Jr went off on trying to make Ozempic payable under Medicare as it would the lead to being covered under Medicaid. Given the obesity rate in the USA it could cost up to $3t and benefit the Danish pharma company that makes it.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 29, 2025 06:57 PM (A7hgX)

241 What did Trump say?Well he started by calling the mayor of London "A nasty person" who's doing a "lousy job" even as Starmer was saying the mayor was his friend. Trump also suggest the Brits dont embrace free speech, Europe needs to fix their migrant problem like he did and UK is crushing its farmers, comparing how Trump saved land rich/cash poor farmers by eliminating the inheritance tax

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 29, 2025 06:57 PM (wBaIH)

242 By the way, Insty had a story saying there is now allegations that the POLICE not only did nothing about the rape-gangs, but that they decided to get in on the action themselves. I don't know why it took me until now to realize that would inevitably follow any decision to look the other way at such crimes.
-------

I meant to reference the UK in that post, obviously.

Posted by: Crusader at July 29, 2025 06:57 PM (TN0g+)

243 Who talks like this? I really have never heard anyone speak this way in real life. I'd probably get fired because I'd roll my eyes so hard at that.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 29, 2025 06:47 PM (AZf41)
+++++
Corporate types. It really is its own dialect. Its own very stupid dialect.

But you can learn it by leveraging your core competencies while partnering with your customers to drive their business transformation initiatives through data-driven service delivery to ensure customer delight and success in an increasingly competitive landscape that demands results-oriented processes based both on threat assessment and customer needs.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2025 06:53 PM (6bTRc)
——

$20, same as in town

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 29, 2025 06:58 PM (aeiyZ)

244 It's robust, stable, and best-in-class.
Posted by: I'm headed to HR hell at July 29, 2025 06:55 PM (TbWk/)
++++
But is it scalable? Customer-focused? Is it open enough to drive ecosystem development without impacting value-added services to maintain revenue for the company? Huh? Well, is it?

Posted by: Senior Vice President of Channel Development at July 29, 2025 06:58 PM (6bTRc)

245 May God have mercy on the souls of anyone who had to sit in a meeting listening to that.

Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2025 06:59 PM (fV+MH)

246 I am an “influencer”. I post on this blog (and elsewhere), and sometimes people post in reply to what I said. So I must have some “influence,” right?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 29, 2025 06:59 PM (NWwW8)

247 " [...] in the wake of the Jan. 6 sacking of the Capitol [....]"

Oh FFS. I guess a stubbed toe is the same as amputating both legs at the thigh for those cretins.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at July 29, 2025 06:59 PM (5WDkb)

248 It's robust, stable, and best-in-class.
Posted by: I'm headed to HR hell at July 29, 2025 06:55 PM (TbWk/)
++++
But is it scalable? Customer-focused? Is it open enough to drive ecosystem development without impacting value-added services to maintain revenue for the company? Huh? Well, is it?
Posted by: Senior Vice President of Channel Development at July 29, 2025 06:58 PM (6bTRc)

Does it delight its stakeholders?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 29, 2025 06:59 PM (wVcYX)

249 >>>211 German city-council members who participate in Ace’s favorite weight-loss regimen are GAINZZ Burghers.

you should be ashamed of yourself

Posted by: ace at July 29, 2025 07:00 PM (KRtlO)

250 ace, let's not forget the repubs might have also done poorly in the 2028 congressional elections because of two years of russia russia russia and "we don't know what mueller knows!"

Over 50 GOP Repubs retired after Trump won in 2016.

They do poorly because they can't stand to win.

Posted by: Hard Truths at July 29, 2025 07:00 PM (2UhXr)

251 245 May God have mercy on the souls of anyone who had to sit in a meeting listening to that.
Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2025 06:59 PM (fV+MH)

Yeah, I've really hit my rev limit with the corporate speak. We should put a pin in it and circle back to it at the next meeting.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 29, 2025 07:00 PM (uCjyK)

252 Apparently she did lose 65 pounds, but via Ozempic, not due to Trump's Food Shortages.

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I thought for sure you were gonna say via a bowel movement.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Marshall Plan is MORTE! at July 29, 2025 07:00 PM (thmx+)

253 228 By the way, Insty had a story saying there is now allegations that the POLICE not only did nothing about the rape-gangs, but that they decided to get in on the action themselves. I don't know why it took me until now to realize that would inevitably follow any decision to look the other way at such crimes.
Posted by: Crusader at July 29, 2025 06:55 PM (TN0g+)

But they're the COPS! They're the GOOD GUYS!!!

Posted by: But but but MUH OATH at July 29, 2025 07:00 PM (TbWk/)

254 I believe you'd get you ass kicked you say something like that.

Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2025 07:00 PM (fV+MH)

255 and that that might mean they're not going to be reliably anti-immigration makes anyone a "hate filled bigot."
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 29, 2025 06:55 PM (uCjyK)


I never thought you were a hate filled bigot.

I think you're more likely to be filled with creamy nougat and crunchy almonds beneath a colorful candy shell.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 29, 2025 07:01 PM (iJfKG)

256 Milk is my favorite beverage. Even more than beer.

I am sure that the calories in milk make it hard for me to lose weight and yet, when I keto, it's milk that I miss the most.
Posted by: toby928 at July 29, 2025 06:51 PM (jc0TO)

try using an small glass, even a shot glass. You might not need a 16 oz tumbler to do you some good. That might keep you ketoing longer.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 29, 2025 07:01 PM (8avO+)

257 I knew none of them personally but several recent deaths depress me: Malcolm Jamal Warner… I loved Theo Huxtable; Ryne Sandberg… my favorite Cub; the 84 and 89 teams were so memorable; Hulk Hogan… let’s face it folks 71 is kinda young (I don’t think he treated his body very well); but especially John MacArthur… he was 86 so it’s not like he was young but he was one of my heroes. He kept his church open in 2020 and gave me a place to attend during the covid lunacy. Great great preacher and man

I feel old

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 29, 2025 07:02 PM (nyLca)

258 I never thought you were a hate filled bigot.

I think you're more likely to be filled with creamy nougat and crunchy almonds beneath a colorful candy shell.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 29, 2025 07:01 PM (iJfKG)

Thank you. I think.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 29, 2025 07:02 PM (uCjyK)

259 What about booze?
____

Only on social occassions. But it seems to me that my gut gets inflamed from the alcohol, so it needs a couple of days recovery to lose the bloat.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 29, 2025 07:02 PM (Dv3i1)

260 >>>Corporate types. It really is its own dialect. Its own very stupid dialect.

But you can learn it by leveraging your core competencies while partnering with your customers to drive their business transformation initiatives through data-driven service delivery to ensure customer delight and success in an increasingly competitive landscape that demands results-oriented processes based both on threat assessment and customer needs.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

>I'll give you a C+ for your effort. We have higher standards in the Fortune 250.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 29, 2025 07:03 PM (u/fjM)

261 I have a simple and effective weight loss program. Well, it works for me, any way.

I catch a decent cold and the pounds just melt away.

....not recommended by most doctors

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 29, 2025 07:03 PM (tT6L1)

262 249 Who-hoo! A shoutout from Ace!

*does Ozempic dance*

Posted by: Bulg at July 29, 2025 07:03 PM (77rzZ)

263 >>254 I believe you'd get you ass kicked you say something like that.

hah... Leonard? Is that the name?

Or something German?

Posted by: ace at July 29, 2025 07:03 PM (KRtlO)

264 16
'Democrats have no star politicians like Obama or Clinton, they have no winning issues and they have no record of success -- all they have is "messaging."'

All they have is control of a lot of states and big cities to stage some 'outrage' and rioting like in 2020.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 29, 2025 07:03 PM (3wi/L)

265 competitive landscape that demands results-oriented processes based both on threat assessment and customer needs.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2025 06:53 PM (6bTRc)

I guess they think it makes them seem smart and I would make fun of anyone that spoke like this.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 29, 2025 07:03 PM (AZf41)

266 But you can learn it by leveraging your core competencies while partnering with your customers to drive their business transformation initiatives through data-driven service delivery to ensure customer delight and success in an increasingly competitive landscape that demands results-oriented processes based both on threat assessment and customer needs.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
-------------

You're an independent IT contractor, aren't you?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 29, 2025 07:03 PM (tT6L1)

267 Apparently she did lose 65 pounds, but via Ozempic, not due to Trump's Food Shortages.

-------------

I thought for sure you were gonna say via a bowel movement.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Marshall Plan is MORTE! at July 29, 2025 07:00 PM (thmx+)


From talking to some people I know who have taken it,

one of the side effects of Ozempic is rampant diarrhea.

So...

Posted by: naturalfake at July 29, 2025 07:03 PM (iJfKG)

268 blake , you don't have an ounce to spare.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2025 07:04 PM (HFcKg)

269 I'll give you a C+ for your effort. We have higher standards in the Fortune 250.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 29, 2025 07:03 PM (u/fjM)
++++
Closest I ever got was the 500. Also, I wasn't an executive, thankfully.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2025 07:04 PM (6bTRc)

270 Sure, NewsMax is more stridently pro-Trump, but I don't get the trashing of FoxNews. No NFL team has had a perfect season since the '72 Dolphins.

Posted by: Ries Gorthanes at July 29, 2025 07:05 PM (uNwvV)

271 And abortionishealthcare for who, exactly?

People not bright enough to use birth control, or abstinence. Apparently Whoopi has used abortion as birth control. She said she had 7 by the age of 25. These are the kind of people that liberal women are influenced by. Fans of "The View" cheer her. I think I despise liberal women more than I despise liberal men.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 29, 2025 07:05 PM (0Htd1)

272 Leonard.


Hey...Peter, man. Watch yer corn hole.

Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2025 07:05 PM (fV+MH)

273 241 What did Trump say?Well he started by calling the mayor of London "A nasty person" who's doing a "lousy job" even as Starmer was saying the mayor was his friend. Trump also suggest the Brits dont embrace free speech, Europe needs to fix their migrant problem like he did and UK is crushing its farmers, comparing how Trump saved land rich/cash poor farmers by eliminating the inheritance tax
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 29, 2025 06:57 PM (wBaIH)

There are Brits on the UK DM who want a Trump, too! This is a big change from when he was first elected and all but a couple were happy. Now a whole lot more want mass deportations and are jealous. They even mourn they don't have an Alligator Alcatraz. I guess, after Rotherham, they are finally waking up. Of course Prince Charles the Nitwit is a moose limb lover of peace.

I only know this because I read the comments. I am mostly there daily to downvote anything about Blake Lively, whom I currently hate cathartically. Her facial mole also irritates me.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 29, 2025 07:05 PM (6PCLE)

274 So CNN has Harry Enten and Scott Jennings actually offering real analytical commentary. Good job, CNN. You're only 99.2% hysterical.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 29, 2025 07:06 PM (gLikB)

275 Not only are Republicans whomping Dems in the current polling, the RNC outraised the DNC 2-1 in June 2025. The Dems are also hemorrhaging cash, the GOP has a cumulative war chest with $126,159,556, the Dems' cumulative is $68,447,355 (both as of June 30, 2025).

LINK: (Ballotopedia) https://tinyurl.com/y2zmuhe7

Posted by: mrp at July 29, 2025 07:06 PM (rj6Yv)

276 Apparently Whoopi has used abortion as birth control. She said she had 7 by the age of 25.
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That seems...taxing. I went to college with a girl who was 21 and supposedly had 3 already.

Posted by: Crusader at July 29, 2025 07:07 PM (TN0g+)

277 Ugly women gravitate to the Left like a moth to a flame.

Posted by: polynikes at July 29, 2025 07:07 PM (VofaG)

278 271 And abortionishealthcare for who, exactly?

People not bright enough to use birth control, or abstinence. Apparently Whoopi has used abortion as birth control. She said she had 7 by the age of 25. These are the kind of people that liberal women are influenced by. Fans of "The View" cheer her. I think I despise liberal women more than I despise liberal men.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 29, 2025 07:05 PM (0Htd1)

Agree. One can only hope these demonic women eventually have infections and can't have babies if they change later and want one. Healthcare my fat arse.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 29, 2025 07:07 PM (6PCLE)

279 competitive landscape that demands results-oriented processes based both on threat assessment and customer needs.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2025 06:53 PM (6bTRc)

Our platform provides a robust user-facing dashboard with real-time metrics easily convertible to action items to maximize stakeholder deliverables and streamline workflows.

Posted by: I feel...dirty at July 29, 2025 07:07 PM (TbWk/)

280 ace, let's not forget the repubs might have also done poorly in the 2028 congressional elections because of two years of russia russia russia and "we don't know what mueller knows!"

Do you mean 2018?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 29, 2025 07:07 PM (NWwW8)

281 blake , you don't have an ounce to spare.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2025 07:04 PM (HFcKg)
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Hey Ben, how's things?

Looking forward to giving you a big hug in October.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 29, 2025 07:08 PM (tT6L1)

282 Best way to avoid injury In starting a fitness program for
older bodies is do it in the water. Low impact, high resistance
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2025 06:48 PM (HFcKg)

they do that with those 30 or 40 pound kittys out there.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 29, 2025 07:08 PM (8avO+)

283 Anyone else's golden retriever shedding so much right now that if it doesn't stop they will be down to bare skin by the weekend?

Posted by: oglebay at July 29, 2025 07:08 PM (MMp6W)

284 No NFL team has had a perfect season since the '72 Dolphins.

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That era Dolphins would have been a monster dynasty (rather than a mere dynasty) had it not been for losing Warfield, Csonka, and Kiick to the World League and losing 2 years of momentum in the process.

Posted by: Crusader at July 29, 2025 07:09 PM (TN0g+)

285 @275 the Dems are also having fundraising problems because USAID was ended, along with other government cash cows

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 29, 2025 07:09 PM (A7hgX)

286 Not only are Republicans whomping Dems in the current polling, the RNC outraised the DNC 2-1 in June 2025. The Dems are also hemorrhaging cash, the GOP has a cumulative war chest with $126,159,556, the Dems' cumulative is $68,447,355 (both as of June 30, 2025).

LINK: (Ballotopedia) https://tinyurl.com/y2zmuhe7
Posted by: mrp at July 29, 2025 07:06 PM (rj6Yv)

Last I heard the DNC was in debt.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 29, 2025 07:09 PM (8avO+)

287 Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2025 06:55 PM (pZEOD)

Thanks, Coach!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 29, 2025 07:10 PM (Dv3i1)

288
I only know this because I read the comments. I am mostly there daily to downvote anything about Blake Lively, whom I currently hate cathartically. Her facial mole also irritates me.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 29, 2025 07:05 PM (6PCLE)

She's really awful. I have a friend that works for a streaming service and I gave her my reality show idea. Put Amber Heard, Blake Lively, Alec Baldwin's fake spanish wife, Meghan Markle, Jada Pinkett Smith in a house and make them compete for a stylist, hair person, nail person, makeup artist, personal assistant and have Johnny Depp coach Blake or the fake spanish chick.
She laughed but I really wish she'd make that.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 29, 2025 07:10 PM (AZf41)

289 blake, life is good. Can't wait to see you..

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2025 07:10 PM (HFcKg)

290 @275 the Dems are also having fundraising problems because USAID was ended, along with other government cash cows
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 29, 2025 07:09 PM (A7hgX)
++++
I think it may have been a central clearinghouse of some sort.

Several years ago, I started to wonder about Soros. He's clever and tends to spend money well, but he isn't *that* rich. He isn't anywhere rich enough to throw around the kind of cash he does through his foundations. I looked at the totals and they just made no sense. *Somebody* else was funneling stupendous sums through him and those like him. I wondered who it was, but suspected it was me.

It was me. And you. And that other guy over there.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2025 07:11 PM (6bTRc)

291 "...make them compete for a stylist, hair person, nail person, makeup artist, personal assistant and have Johnny Depp coach Blake or the fake spanish chick."



Women, like the Japanese, are in a world of their own.

Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2025 07:12 PM (fV+MH)

292 LINK: (Ballotopedia) https://tinyurl.com/y2zmuhe7
Posted by: mrp at July 29, 2025 07:06 PM (rj6Yv)

Last I heard the DNC was in debt.

My link has a chart that shows that the Dems owe more $5M, twice as much as the GOP.

Posted by: mrp at July 29, 2025 07:12 PM (rj6Yv)

293 Let's not forget the 10 million "Democrats" who rose from the grave to vote for Biden, and were never seen again.

Make Necromancy Great Again!

Posted by: The Democrat Party at July 29, 2025 07:13 PM (4rENN)

294 competitive landscape that demands results-oriented processes based both on threat assessment and customer needs.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2025 06:53 PM (6bTRc)

Our platform provides a robust user-facing dashboard with real-time metrics easily convertible to action items to maximize stakeholder deliverables and streamline workflows.
---------

I asked a lender for a title agent's contact information yesterday. I received a reply stating "I can relay a document to the closer, but they are not customer facing."

If I could reach thru the email and punch him, I would.

Posted by: Crusader at July 29, 2025 07:13 PM (TN0g+)

295 283 Anyone else's golden retriever shedding so much right now that if it doesn't stop they will be down to bare skin by the weekend?
Posted by: oglebay at July 29, 2025 07:08 PM (MMp6W)

You should see a Shiba coat blowing event! For little guys, they produce a huge supply of hair. Now he has summer Shiba hair and he looks naked!

Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2025 07:14 PM (pZEOD)

296 Regarding booze intake, I no longer fear the DTs. I have not stopped entirely, but I was careful about not doing the cold-turkey thing. When I moved to Idaho, I was genuinely worried. But I was escaping a terrible situation. I landed in a much better situation.

I am doing so much better, now. One is aware of one's body, whether one realizes it or not.

Posted by: Mike the Narf, Possibly White at July 29, 2025 07:14 PM (0aYVJ)

297 Hey, Joe Mannix! When are you gonna favor us with pics of your harem girls again?

Posted by: Bulg at July 29, 2025 07:14 PM (77rzZ)

298
It was me. And you. And that other guy over there.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2025 07:11 PM (6bTRc)
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He'd spend a couple million to stand up a non profit and they'd have to find a way to keep it going.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 29, 2025 07:15 PM (tT6L1)

299 If you guys don't stop your brains are going to get stuck like that.

Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2025 07:15 PM (fV+MH)

300 >>>Agree. One can only hope these demonic women eventually have infections and can't have babies if they change later and want one. Healthcare my fat arse.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

>At a tender young age, still in my teens, I picked up a dose of chlamydia from an army brat who didn't bother to tell me she had an abortion less than a month ago.

Lesson for the youngsters: Wear a condom.

The family doctor was very unhappy with me.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 29, 2025 07:15 PM (u/fjM)

301 >>> I'll give you a C+ for your effort. We have higher standards in the Fortune 250.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 29, 2025 07:03 PM (u/fjM)
++++
Closest I ever got was the 500. Also, I wasn't an executive, thankfully.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2025 07:04 PM (6bTRc)


I think you have to provide pretty strong documentation of your ability and willingness to get thrown in the Federal pin to get into Fortune's 250. "My Five Year Plan To Be A Felon" and whatnot.

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at July 29, 2025 07:16 PM (cduTK)

302 Ugly women gravitate to the Left like a moth to a flame.
Posted by: polynikes

Like a tornado to a trailer park.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Lying Dogface Pony Soldier at July 29, 2025 07:16 PM (L/fGl)

303 "I miss the Cartoon Network sometimes"

Always.
Adventure Time. Regular Show. ...

alas, ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 29, 2025 07:16 PM (dKEEs)

304 You should see a Shiba coat blowing event! For little guys, they produce a huge supply of hair. Now he has summer Shiba hair and he looks naked!
Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2025 07:14 PM (pZEOD

=====

Tomorrow is trash day and I anticipate a hefty special assessment for the extra bags of dog fur.

Posted by: oglebay at July 29, 2025 07:17 PM (MMp6W)

305 Polls and Liberal Gasbags Agree: The Future is festive little hats.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 29, 2025 07:17 PM (zEUpG)

306 I'll give you a C+ for your effort. We have higher standards in the Fortune 250.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 29, 2025 07:03 PM (u/fjM)

The corporate lingo that bugs me is "disruptive"

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 29, 2025 07:17 PM (NtVYv)

307 @290 Joe, Soris would provide the seed money for NGOs and then the US government would supply the big bucks

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 29, 2025 07:17 PM (A7hgX)

308 ""Apparently Whoopi has used abortion as birth control. She said she had 7 by the age of 25. ""


Probably a good thing.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2025 07:17 PM (snZF9)

309 276 Apparently Whoopi has used abortion as birth control. She said she had 7 by the age of 25.
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That seems...taxing.


indeed.

Posted by: chief justice roberts at July 29, 2025 07:17 PM (v3pYe)

310 She's really awful. I have a friend that works for a streaming service and I gave her my reality show idea. Put Amber Heard, Blake Lively, Alec Baldwin's fake spanish wife, Meghan Markle, Jada Pinkett Smith in a house and make them compete for a stylist, hair person, nail person, makeup artist, personal assistant and have Johnny Depp coach Blake or the fake spanish chick.
She laughed but I really wish she'd make that.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 29, 2025 07:10 PM (AZf41)

Have never watched a reality show, but would this one! Jada would have an issue with a hair stylist because she claims to have alopecia. Chris Rock felt her alopecia from her beard husband.

In general I mock everyone who thinks they are cool. I never paid attention to Amber Turd til she pooped on Depp's bed.

This is the level of my attention span. And why I cannot have a podcast, not that I'd want one. My audience would probably be perverts and I'd die and then be on websleuths.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 29, 2025 07:17 PM (6PCLE)

311 This busty brunette in a tank top hopes she doesn't disappoint Bulg:
http://tiny.cc/37hq001

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2025 07:17 PM (6bTRc)

312 Cafe is Open!

Posted by: Crusader at July 29, 2025 07:18 PM (TN0g+)

313 287 Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2025 06:55 PM (pZEOD)

Thanks, Coach!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 29, 2025 07:10 PM (Dv3i1)

Keep me posted! Was making dinner for the dog. I am as weird about his food as I am mine! 😂

Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2025 07:18 PM (pZEOD)

314 Is “festive little hat” just a euphemism for “condom?”

Posted by: Bulg at July 29, 2025 07:18 PM (77rzZ)

315 "Probably a good thing."

Agree but not a popular opinion here.

Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2025 07:18 PM (fV+MH)

316 "Apparently Whoopi has used abortion as birth control. She said she had 7 by the age of 25. ""


Probably a good thing.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2025 07:17 PM (snZF9)

Weird. I assumed she reproduced via face-hugger.

*NBC Tones*
The more you know

Posted by: Mike the Narf, Possibly White at July 29, 2025 07:18 PM (0aYVJ)

317 Ozempic® may cause serious side effects, including:

Possible thyroid tumors, including cancer.

Do not use Ozempic® if you or any of your family have ever had MTC, or if you have an endocrine system condition called Multiple Endocrine Neoplasia syndrome type 2 (MEN 2)
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Like all prescription meds, there are also long lists of issues to pay attention to before & while taking, and the need to keep your doctor in the loop.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 29, 2025 07:19 PM (NFX2v)

318 "I have not stopped entirely, but I was careful about not doing the cold-turkey thing."

Samuel Pepys (1660s, look him up) knew a Cambridge don who had been a drinker all his very long life; he quit suddenly, died within the week. (to the best of my faulty remembrance, lol)

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 29, 2025 07:19 PM (dKEEs)

319 This busty brunette in a tank top hopes she doesn't disappoint Bulg:
http://tiny.cc/37hq001

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2025 07:17 PM (6bTRc)

She won't disappoint anybody. Well, maybe the Hagravens on the left.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2025 07:20 PM (snZF9)

320 313 Note to Piper: Dogs do not like kale.

Posted by: Bulg at July 29, 2025 07:20 PM (77rzZ)

321 Pigs love kale.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 29, 2025 07:21 PM (qadd3)

322 Keep me posted! Was making dinner for the dog. I am as weird about his food as I am mine! 😂
Posted by: Piper

I'm suddenly wondering how many of these delicious cherries I should eat for dessert. I figure if I stop before the point where can't eat anymore, that's a good start.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 29, 2025 07:22 PM (Dv3i1)

323 http://tiny.cc/37hq001

I don't like her kitchen.
0

Posted by: MkY at July 29, 2025 07:22 PM (cPGH3)

324 319 This busty brunette in a tank top hopes she doesn't disappoint Bulg:
http://tiny.cc/37hq001

Posted by: Joe Mannix
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I don't understand the fascination with silicone tarts.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2025 07:28 PM (qKe5f)

325 Gonna' get a T-shirt with Hind Tit on it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2025 07:28 PM (qKe5f)

326 @323

>>I don't like her kitchen.


It's definitely a European Kitchen, also with and odd angle and what's up with the mirror on the door?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 29, 2025 07:31 PM (XV/Pl)

327 This busty brunette in a tank top hopes she doesn't disappoint Bulg:
http://tiny.cc/37hq001

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2025 07:17 PM


Put that on the Underhill's tab.

Posted by: toby928 at July 29, 2025 07:32 PM (jc0TO)

328 ***Apparently she did lose 65 pounds, but via Ozempic, not due to Trump's Food Shortages.
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About 40 more and she'll be there.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2025 07:33 PM (qKe5f)

329 crap

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2025 07:34 PM (qKe5f)

330 I saw Silicone Tarts open for…

Posted by: Bulg at July 29, 2025 07:35 PM (77rzZ)

331 BTW, u nas yest’ NOOD.

Posted by: Bulg at July 29, 2025 07:36 PM (77rzZ)

332 "Jan. 6 sacking of the Capitol"

The fuck you say. Sacking. Do they ever imagine this kind of overblown bullshit is maybe why they are losing?

I thought when the confrontation happened it would ruin the Republican brand. But thing is, the Dems wildly overreacted to it for YEARS. Long after everyone and anyone had moved on. That ended up damaging them a lot more than it did us. They just looked like crybabies, whiners, complainers, losers.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at July 29, 2025 08:40 PM (gDhA9)

333 And good god - she lost 65 lbs. and looks like...that?

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at July 29, 2025 08:41 PM (gDhA9)

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The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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