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NPR: House Passes $9 Billion Rescission Bill Clawing Back Already-Appropriated Billion Dollars for NPR and PBS

I want to cite NPR for this. Might be one of their last stories.


Congress rolls back $9 billion in public media funding and foreign aid

Waaah. Scramble the Bird Hands.


The House has approved a Trump administration plan to rescind $9 billion in previously allocated funds, including $1.1 billion for the Corporation for Public Broadcasting (CPB) -- a move that cuts all federal support for NPR, PBS and their member stations -- and about $7 billion in foreign aid.

The vote of 216-to-213 included all but two Republicans in favor of the cuts. The bill goes next to President Trump for his signature.

Immediately after the vote, NPR CEO Katherine Maher issued a statement calling the cut an "irreversible loss" to the public radio system. She said the effect would be "an unwarranted dismantling of beloved local civic institutions, and an act of Congress that disregards the public will."

Bird Hands locked in attack position.


"Public funding has enabled the flourishing of a uniquely American system of unparalleled cultural, informational, and educational programming, and ensured access to vital emergency alerting and reporting in times of crisis -- all for about $1.60 per American, every year. Parents and children, senior citizens and students, tribal and rural communities -- all will bear the harm of this vote," Maher said.


North Carolina Rep. Alma Adams was among the Democrats who rose to defend public broadcasting. "When Hurricane Helene devastated western North Carolina last year, public broadcasting was there when traditional communications failed," she said. "Widespread power, cellular and internet outages meant that for thousands of North Carolinians, public radio was how they received their news."

The House move follows a "vote-a-rama" late Wednesday and into early Thursday in the Senate to consider a series of amendments to the rescission package -- all but one of which failed on largely party-line votes. Republicans repeatedly voted to block changes to President Trump's request, known as a rescission. The single amendment that passed was aimed at protecting PEPFAR, the U.S. AIDS relief initiative created under President George W. Bush.

The House vote on Thursday means CPB will lose $1.1 billion meant to fund it through the next two years, while the bill also cuts $7.9 billion in other programs. CPB acts as a conduit for federal money to NPR, PBS and their member stations. Although NPR, which produces news programs such as Morning Edition and All Things Considered, relies on direct federal funds for only a small portion of its budget, its approximately 1,000 member stations get a heftier portion of their operating revenue through CPB.


The network has warned that many of those stations -- especially those broadcasting to rural areas or to underserved audiences, such as Native Americans -- could be forced to shut down as a result of the funding rollback.

Weird that the Bird Hands People never mention the real audience served by NPR -- wealthy white women drinking boxed wine, ignoring their children, masturbating to Kamala Harris speeches, and casting spells to reunite the timeline.

You may wonder what I meant by that. Consider it foreshadowing for a later post.


South Dakota Republican Sen. Mike Rounds announced earlier this week that he had struck a deal to use money allocated during the Biden administration to continue funding 28 stations serving Native American listeners in nine states. However, Native Public Media President and CEO Loris Taylor called the compromise "structurally impractical," in a letter to Rounds.

You might remember that the Senate diverted some money earmarked for "climate change" to fund Native American radio stations. I guess this is what they're talking about.

It's gay and Mike Rounds has disqualified himself forever from any higher office. Fuck you. The GOP does not need any "male" Bird Hands People.


PBS CEO and President Paula Kerger said Thursday that the move to cut public broadcasting "goes against the will of the American people, the vast majority of whom trust PBS and believe we provide excellent value to their communities."

Just another completely fair-and-balanced report from NPR.

With its nightly PBS News Hour and children's programming, such as Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood, PBS gets around 15% of their revenue through CPB.


"These cuts will significantly impact all of our stations, but will be especially devastating to smaller stations and those serving large rural areas," Kerger said. "Many of our stations which provide access to free unique local programming and emergency alerts will now be forced to make hard decisions in the weeks and months ahead."

A Harris Poll last week found that 66% of Americans support federal funding for public radio, with the same share calling it a good value. Support included 58% of Republicans and 77% of Democrats. The online poll surveyed 2,089 U.S. adults with a 2.5 percentage point margin of error.

In recent years, NPR has landed increasingly in the crosshairs of conservatives, who have accused the network of left-wing political bias and "woke" programming. The publication last year of an essay authored by then-NPR business editor Uri Berliner critical of the network's coverage only reinforced the notion, providing ammunition to NPR's detractors.

In the piece published by The Free Press, an online site embraced by journalists who believe the mainstream media is too liberal, Berliner argued that an NPR drive for greater diversity in its workforce had actually narrowed the network's viewpoint.

Shortly after the piece was published, Berliner was suspended and later resigned and became a contributing editor for The Free Press. NPR's chief news executive, Edith Chapin responded to Berliner's essay by saying the network covers "a wide range of challenging stories" and that inclusion among its staff and sourcing "is critical to telling the nuanced stories of this country and our world."


...

Democrats and Republicans alike have also raised concerns about the rescission process -- a rare move that hasn't been attempted in a quarter century. The lawmakers said rescission would make it harder for lawmakers to pass future appropriations bills to fund the government ahead of a Sept. 30 deadline.

"The only way we can fund the government is to get at least seven Democrats to vote with us at the end of Sept. 30, or we can go into a shutdown," Sen. Thom Tillis, R-N.C., said on the Senate floor Wednesday. "If I'm a Democrat, and you're trying to get me to vote and get to a 60-vote threshold to fund the government, and you've just betrayed a prior agreement and a prior appropriation -- what are the likelihood that they're going to do that?"

Can't wait until this asshole is out on the street begging for donations from George Soros.

Years back, my friend Mike Flynn -- the editor and Breitbart writer, not the general -- was part of a campaign called Defund the Left. The left, you see, constantly gets the government to pay for its own political operations to undermine the United States, capitalism, and the government themselves. The left is made up of communist revolutionaries, and communist revolutionaries, you may know, are not exactly in-demand as employees.

So what the left does is create thousands of make-work positions in the federal government to keep these communist revolutionaries paid by the loyal American taxpayers they wish to subvert, overthrow, and then enslave.

The left exists like a malignant parasite within the government and the major mediating institutions that serve a government-like purpose. This parasite will kill us, and in the meantime, it sucks us dry providing nothing in return but constant subversion and perversion.


We have to get serious about finally Defunding the Left.

This is a good first step, but it's only a first step, nothing more.

Below, some whining from the left about taxpayers no longer funding part of their political operations to enslave them.

Posted by: Ace at 01:18 PM




Comments

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1 The Senate must be sad that the House swallowed their poison pill.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 18, 2025 01:19 PM (ExV1e)

2 Sponge!

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 18, 2025 01:19 PM (GTqXr)

3 4rth?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 18, 2025 01:20 PM (h+GbG)

4 We have to get serious about finally Defunding the Left.

This is a good first step, but it's only a first step, nothing more.

Posted by: Ace at 01:18 PM

1st time we've done it in a century. So, I'll take the BIG win. Just to get this started is HUGE. Proof of concept realized.

Posted by: Nova Local at July 18, 2025 01:20 PM (tOcjL)

5 >Congress rolls back $9 billion in public media funding and foreign aid

Oh, no...anyway.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 18, 2025 01:20 PM (GTqXr)

6 NPR wept and I can cut glass.

Posted by: toby928 at July 18, 2025 01:20 PM (jc0TO)

7 Allegedly, I may have written a note to the previous thread.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 18, 2025 01:20 PM (ExV1e)

8 >Waaah. Scramble the Bird Hands.
---

Bird hands > Jazz hands

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 18, 2025 01:20 PM (GTqXr)

9
So, is this circus done and now PDJT signs it?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at July 18, 2025 01:21 PM (Tv15w)

10 They can survive by showing Fawlty Towers reruns every night at 7:00.

Posted by: fd at July 18, 2025 01:21 PM (vFG9F)

11 This is a good first step, but it's only a first step, nothing more.

Posted by: Ace at 01:18 PM



$9B straight out of our enemies' pockets ain't nuthin.

Posted by: toby928 at July 18, 2025 01:21 PM (jc0TO)

12 Good! Rejoice. Take the win. Rub it in their faces. Shove the win so far up their asses so far it's blowing their noses. Rejoice again.

Then go back for more.

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 18, 2025 01:21 PM (iFTx/)

13 That way I won't have to watch Sanford and Son reruns anymore.

Posted by: fd at July 18, 2025 01:22 PM (vFG9F)

14 9
So, is this circus done and now PDJT signs it?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at July 18, 2025 01:21 PM (Tv15w)

Yes, but you can bet PBS/ NPR will be suing and a "judge" will allow the suit....

Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2025 01:22 PM (VE6XX)

15 She said the effect would be "an unwarranted dismantling of beloved local civic institutions, and an act of Congress that disregards the public will."

PBS CEO and President Paula Kerger said Thursday that the move to cut public broadcasting "goes against the will of the American people, the vast majority of whom trust PBS and believe we provide excellent value to their communities."

If this is true, Maher should be turning handsprings. After all, there is only a year and a half before the GOP has to face the voters again.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2025 01:22 PM (Riz8t)

16 >10 They can survive by showing Fawlty Towers reruns every night at 7:00.

Posted by: fd at July 18, 2025 01:21 PM (vFG9F)

I can see the ads now:
'for only one dollar a day, you too can support an NPR reporter'

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 18, 2025 01:22 PM (GTqXr)

17 This is a good first step, but it's only a first step, nothing more.

Baby steps even but what other administration even did this much? Finally we have one that is pushing in the right direction.

Posted by: steevy at July 18, 2025 01:22 PM (YwEeS)

18 The only way we can fund the government is to get at least seven Democrats to vote with us at the end of Sept. 30, or we can go into a shutdown," Sen. Thom Tillis, R-N.C., said on the Senate floor Wednesday.


Oh noes! Not the briar patch!

Posted by: toby928 at July 18, 2025 01:23 PM (jc0TO)

19
Garrison Keillor's hopes for a big comeback cruelly dashed to bits on the rocks below Split Rock Lighthouse!

Good! His berth in the grumpy leftist lesbians men's home awaits him.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at July 18, 2025 01:23 PM (Tv15w)

20 wealthy white women drinking boxed wine, ignoring their children, masturbating to Kamala Harris speeches, and casting spells to reunite the timeline.

You may wonder what I meant by that. Consider it foreshadowing for a later post.
----
Hmmm.

Everything started going haywire when they turned on the Large Hadron Collider?

The History Monks are working overtime?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 18, 2025 01:23 PM (7fElN)

21 Let the left wing billionaires fund them.

Posted by: steevy at July 18, 2025 01:23 PM (YwEeS)

22 Bird hand is not a gesture.
It’s a confession.

It’s what happens when the body wants to command but the soul flinches.
When someone wants to express control, direction, decisiveness but all they can muster is a limp, undercooked jazz flourish.

You’ve seen it.

Fingers spread like broken antennae, palm wobbling in space like it’s apologizing for its own existence. A loose, clumsy flick of the wrist, something between an indecisive wave and a nervous attempt to explain where the printer is.

You might as well whisper,

“I don’t matter.”

Because the person who employs bird hand isn’t speaking to be heard.

They’re speaking to be permitted.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 18, 2025 01:23 PM (XV/Pl)

23 PBS CEO and President Paula Kerger said Thursday that the move to cut public broadcasting "goes against the will of the American people, the vast majority of whom trust PBS and believe we provide excellent value to their communities."

The vast majority of the American People will be stunned to learn that "public broadcasting" doesn't mean broadcasting to the public but, rather, broadcasting paid for by the public. Once they do learn that, and they realize that they don't consume any of it, they'll be just fine with the cuts.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 18, 2025 01:23 PM (ExV1e)

24 The funniest part about this is that they're doubling down on "Midwestern hicks in Tornado Alley can only find out the weather from NPR".

As someone on X riffed,
"Ma! There's a funnel cloud!"
"Turn on NPR!"
NPR: "And the 257th gender is called Ewok"

Posted by: Ian S. at July 18, 2025 01:23 PM (2ocoG)

25 I didn't mean this was nothing -- just that this needs to be the first step in a long line of steps.

Later I have a post in which Republicans claim this is only the first of more rescission packages to come. We'll see.

Posted by: ace at July 18, 2025 01:24 PM (KRtlO)

26 This is a good first step, but it's only a first step, nothing more.

Baby steps even but what other administration even did this much? Finally we have one that is pushing in the right direction.


A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2025 01:24 PM (Riz8t)

27 B-b-but -- Bert and Ernie are gay!

So close to Pride Month??

Posted by: zombie at July 18, 2025 01:24 PM (pMi6S)

28 I see I'm going to have to add "Bird Hands" to my lexicon. 👏

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 18, 2025 01:24 PM (Q4IgG)

29 1. Does anyone believe this will stick? Or will it be restored with treble damages through a back door.

2. You all need to see her congressional testimony. There is a video of someone (not someone I immediately recognized and I forget who) grilling her on old tweets where she says pretty unamerican things and then forgets she ever said them.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at July 18, 2025 01:24 PM (GNSMs)

30 I like quoting NPR for this, since it clearly pisses them off to have to report on it.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at July 18, 2025 01:24 PM (PzXaK)

31 >>>Everything started going haywire when they turned on the Large Hadron Collider?
The History Monks are working overtime?

You'll see!

There will be much flapping of Bird Hands!

Posted by: ace at July 18, 2025 01:24 PM (KRtlO)

32 This is a good first step, but it's only a first step, nothing more.

Sadly, Republicans in Congress will fight tooth and nail to fund the Left. For some reason.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 18, 2025 01:24 PM (ExV1e)

33 I had the best 29 and a half birthday yesterday thanks to my friends.

AND THEN PBS GETS DEFUNDED AND COLBERT GETS CANCELLED!!

Best birthday ever!!

Posted by: Stateless - HAPPY NOT HOMELESS! - New Life Creation 13.7 % at July 18, 2025 01:25 PM (jvJvP)

34 "Congress rolls back $9 billion in public media funding and foreign aid"

$9B is not a lot in the grand scheme of things. But this is $9B taken directly out of the pockets of the DNC and their political operations.

That is a very big thing. Yuge. Imagine if Democraps had $9B less in 2020, 2022, and 2024. Imagine what the loss of $9B will mean in 2026 and 2028.

This is fucking yuge. But I want more. More!

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 18, 2025 01:25 PM (iFTx/)

35 I'd like to see an AI Photoshop of Trump dressed up like Teddy Roosevelt on one of his hunting expeditions, shooting and killing Big Bird.

Posted by: zombie at July 18, 2025 01:25 PM (pMi6S)

36 22 Bird hand is not a gesture.
It’s a confession.

It’s what happens when the body wants to command but the soul flinches.
When someone wants to express control, direction, decisiveness but all they can muster is a limp, undercooked jazz flourish.

You’ve seen it.

Fingers spread like broken antennae, palm wobbling in space like it’s apologizing for its own existence. A loose, clumsy flick of the wrist, something between an indecisive wave and a nervous attempt to explain where the printer is.

You might as well whisper,

“I don’t matter.”

Because the person who employs bird hand isn’t speaking to be heard.

They’re speaking to be permitted.


Wow, if you got all that from bird hands, I'd love to see your explanation for jazz hands.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2025 01:25 PM (Riz8t)

37 How will Ken Burns cope when no one will pay for his crappy "documentaries?"

Posted by: huerfano at July 18, 2025 01:25 PM (n2swS)

38 Everything started going haywire when they turned on the Large Hadron Collider?

The New York Times called it the "Large Hardon Collider" in honor of Obama, and that's actually where the timeline blew up.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 18, 2025 01:26 PM (2ocoG)

39 Am I wrong or during pledge drives do NPR and PBS not repeatedly tell us that they need our $$ because the amount they get from the government is minuscule? And then when that amount is threatened, they whine that we'll all die if they don't get it?

Posted by: Oddbob at July 18, 2025 01:26 PM (/y8xj)

40 Ms. Maher killed government media in the US. How will she smug her way through this.

I guess brass it out like they always do.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 18, 2025 01:26 PM (wBaIH)

41 Twitchy has the Trump poem message to the WSJ

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
I'll keep on winning,
Because FUCK YOU.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 18, 2025 01:26 PM (3unPv)

42 , tribal and rural communities -- all will bear the harm of this vote," Maher said.

Somebody hack their headline to
"Injuns & HillBillies hardest hit"

Posted by: davea at July 18, 2025 01:26 PM (PMJuY)

43 (That video wasn't there when I posted earlier comment. But watch it, it's good.)

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at July 18, 2025 01:26 PM (GNSMs)

44 Next, I will provide a comparative breakdown of crossed arms vs. steepled fingers in executive dominance rituals.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 18, 2025 01:26 PM (XV/Pl)

45 It seems like people across the western world are finally pushing back against what their governments are doing to them. It's heartening.

Posted by: steevy at July 18, 2025 01:27 PM (YwEeS)

46 I didn't mean this was nothing -- just that this needs to be the first step in a long line of steps.

Posted by: ace at July 18, 2025 01:24 PM


We knew that, I was emphasizing your point.

*makes vertical hand motion*

Posted by: toby928 at July 18, 2025 01:27 PM (jc0TO)

47 Colbert and NPR?

*snickers*

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 18, 2025 01:27 PM (pIfcn)

48
* bird handed Karen's face brightens*

Why, this means that my PBS coffee mugs and my NPR tote bags are going to be worth millions on eBay! Now, where are they?

* begins a frantic search *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at July 18, 2025 01:27 PM (Tv15w)

49 Everything rich white women like has to be dressed up as "For the underprivilged minorities!!!", because there's nothing an AWFL loves more than being a White Savior.

Posted by: XTC at July 18, 2025 01:27 PM (UnA8+)

50 Next, I will provide a comparative breakdown of crossed arms vs. steepled fingers in executive dominance rituals.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 18, 2025 01:26 PM


Head down vs chin up nods among men.

Posted by: toby928 at July 18, 2025 01:27 PM (jc0TO)

51 My prediction: this will not impact NPR or PBS one bit. They receive 95% of their funding from other sources, which will prove that their decades of caterwauling has been much ado about nothing. It seems that the "public" imprimatur was of paramount importance to hide behind, pretending to be an absolute good.

Posted by: Moonbeam at July 18, 2025 01:28 PM (rbKZ6)

52 (Knife hand)

Posted by: steevy at July 18, 2025 01:28 PM (YwEeS)

53 They can run commercials just like all the other channels. Lord knows those folks need Wegovy anyway.

Posted by: fd at July 18, 2025 01:28 PM (vFG9F)

54 > Sadly, Republicans in Congress will fight tooth and nail to fund the Left. For some reason.
------------
Because they're part of the left.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 18, 2025 01:28 PM (Q4IgG)

55 Next, I will provide a comparative breakdown of crossed arms vs. steepled fingers in executive dominance rituals.

Spokes mannequins in commercials always do the steepled finger thing, but instead of the fingers pointing skyward, they're pointed obliquely at the floor. I make no pretense of understanding what that means.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2025 01:28 PM (Riz8t)

56 "You may wonder what I meant by that. Consider it foreshadowing for a later post."

Ooooo, mysterious allusions get my intrigue motor running.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 18, 2025 01:28 PM (ftFVW)

57 PBS CEO and President Paula Kerger said Thursday that the move to cut public broadcasting "goes against the will of the American people,

-


I’m so old I remember when winning elections = will of the people.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 18, 2025 01:28 PM (h+GbG)

58 I didn't mean this was nothing -- just that this needs to be the first step in a long line of steps.

Posted by: ace at July 18, 2025 01:24 PM

We knew that, I was emphasizing your point.

*makes vertical hand motion*

Posted by: toby928 at July 18, 2025 01:27 PM (jc0TO)

Needs more bird hands.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 18, 2025 01:29 PM (i24o9)

59 I beseech you.

*palms up extending*

Posted by: toby928 at July 18, 2025 01:29 PM (jc0TO)

60 Maher has announced cutbacks and the forst is to reduce the footprint for "All Things Considered".

It's being renamed to "Some Things Considered".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 18, 2025 01:29 PM (3unPv)

61 wealthy white women drinking boxed wine, ... masturbating to Kamala Harris speeches, ....

You may wonder what I meant by that. Consider it foreshadowing for a later post.
=
Please reconsider.

No one wants to see that.

Posted by: Methos at July 18, 2025 01:29 PM (zLwRl)

62 So how do bird hands differ from jazz hands?

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 18, 2025 01:29 PM (QsMb/)

63 Okay, so to be clear, we're not allowed to talk about any issues involving the Deep State, but maybe, after 30 years of promising to do such, the R's will finally stop subsidizing Big Bird and All Things Considered?

#winning ... I guess?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 18, 2025 01:29 PM (uCjyK)

64 Remember they stormed off Twitter for being called State-affiliated

"Twitter then revised its label on NPR's account to "government-funded media." The news organization says that is inaccurate and misleading, given that NPR is a private, nonprofit company with editorial independence. It receives less than 1 percent of its $300 million annual budget from the federally funded Corporation for Public Broadcasting."

Posted by: McCool at July 18, 2025 01:29 PM (3vVea)

65 Should have happened decades ago.

What's funny is even the most limp wristed moderate Republican still gets pummeled by NPR and PBS type outlets.

Just from a pure self-preservation strategy, funding NPR and PBS is giving your political opponents billions in "free" campaign money.

Posted by: Leupold at July 18, 2025 01:29 PM (4pwAx)

66 Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 18, 2025 01:23 PM (XV/Pl)

This take is exactly the opposite of what Ace is talking about. Behold the video which started the discussion around "bird hands".

https://youtu.be/B3e5v3zQlpI

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 18, 2025 01:29 PM (ExV1e)

67 Bird Hands are body language devices to tell the listener "Pay attention to what I am saying and COMPLY!"

Whenever you see them, and when you know what to look for you see them a lot, start making chicken "bawk bawk bawk" noises at them.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at July 18, 2025 01:30 PM (PzXaK)

68 OC Scanner @OC_Scanner
BREAKING
#LosAngeles / #California
At least 3 people have been killed after some sort of an Explosion at the LA County Sheriffs Department, Special Enforcement Bureau facility in East Los Angeles this morning. There was some kind of explosion at the facility, possibly involving Bomb Squad members of the LASD, and atleast 3 were killed. It is not known if those killed were Deputies, civilian employees or someone else, however this facility is not open to the public.
Tragic scenes coming from East LA this morning. We will have more as this develops.

-
Surely not the party of peace, love, and understanding!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Lying Dogface Pony Soldier at July 18, 2025 01:30 PM (L/fGl)

69
Porn entrepreneur s are salivating at starting up National Pubic Radio and Pubic Broadcasting System knockoffs!

Gold, Jerry!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at July 18, 2025 01:30 PM (Tv15w)

70 NPR CEO Katherine Maher - you know, when she got the job, we all said this would be a disaster, because she was so outrageously partisan, there was no way she could possibly play it straight. Seriously, without her, I doubt this could have been achieved. So, well done NPR. You could have tried, a little, to be non-partisan. But you didn't.

Up next, PBS and NPR will make cuts, but in the most excruciating and painful way possible. Lesbian Viginia chat hour will remain on the schedule, but Sesame Street will be canceled. AND any NPR or PBS station in a red state will get the hard chop first.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at July 18, 2025 01:30 PM (gDhA9)

71 My prediction: this will not impact NPR or PBS one bit. They receive 95% of their funding from other sources, which will prove that their decades of caterwauling has been much ado about nothing. It seems that the "public" imprimatur was of paramount importance to hide behind, pretending to be an absolute good.

I think you are correct. Liberal foundations, and that's most of them, will fill in the shortfall and proclaim themselves heroes for saving the country from a dark night of "facism".

Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2025 01:30 PM (Riz8t)

72 Next, let's make donations to NPR and PBS non-tax deductible.

If I give a check to this blog, I can't deduct it on my taxes. Why do Democrats get this bonus?


Posted by: Leupold at July 18, 2025 01:30 PM (4pwAx)

73 Every now and then I'll be trapped in a car where the driver is playing NPR.

Holy God, that is the most toxic shit the human race has ever produced. Those smug, cooing tones of sanctimonious crypto-Leninists chuckling with each other at how ignorant and impotent the rednecks and hillbillies are. Listening to it literally induces nausea.

Posted by: zombie at July 18, 2025 01:30 PM (pMi6S)

74 10 They can survive by showing Fawlty Towers reruns every night at 7:00.
Posted by: fd

Aren't there only 13 episodes? What to do after 2 weeks? Keeping Up Appearances on a loop?

Posted by: Practical Pat at July 18, 2025 01:31 PM (G5+As)

75 Bubba and Darlene hardest hit.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 18, 2025 01:31 PM (2UnvF)

76 @36

>>Wow, if you got all that from bird hands, I'd love to see your explanation for jazz hands.

I don’t hate jazz hands because they’re flamboyant.
I hate them because they mean nothing.

Five fingers splayed. Palms outward. Wrists limp. The hands vibrate in open space like anxious wind chimes.

They don’t point. They don’t strike.
They tremble.
They beg for acknowledgment.

Jazz hands are what happens when someone wants to be seen but has nothing to say.

They are the gestural equivalent of a venti non-fat foam-heavy latte:

All presentation. No substance. No caffeine.

You don’t jazz-hand in a negotiation.
You don’t jazz-hand at a funeral.
You don’t jazz-hand in any scenario that demands gravity, direction, or respect.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 18, 2025 01:31 PM (XV/Pl)

77 My prediction: this will not impact NPR or PBS one bit. They receive 95% of their funding from other sources, which will prove that their decades of caterwauling has been much ado about nothing. It seems that the "public" imprimatur was of paramount importance to hide behind, pretending to be an absolute good.
Posted by: Moonbeam at July 18, 2025 01:28 PM (rbKZ6)

As has been mentioned previously, Sesame Street merch brings in a billion dollars yearly. That alone can sustain operations.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 18, 2025 01:31 PM (h+GbG)

78 "Whenever you see them, and when you know what to look for you see them a lot, start making chicken "bawk bawk bawk" noises at them.
Posted by: WitchDoktor "


Carry some bird seed so you can hold some in your outstretched palm for them.

Posted by: fd at July 18, 2025 01:31 PM (vFG9F)

79 Weird that the Bird Hands People never mention the real audience served by NPR -- wealthy white women drinking boxed wine, ignoring their children, masturbating to Kamala Harris speeches, and casting spells to reunite the timeline.

You may wonder what I meant by that. Consider it foreshadowing for a later post.

-- --

A post?
Or are you writing a new TV series for HBO?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 18, 2025 01:31 PM (6ydKt)

80 Does this mean that Lawrence Welk will be going off the air a mere thirty-three years after his death?

Posted by: huerfano at July 18, 2025 01:31 PM (n2swS)

81 "Twitter then revised its label on NPR's account to "government-funded media." The news organization says that is inaccurate and misleading, given that NPR is a private, nonprofit company with editorial independence. It receives less than 1 percent of its $300 million annual budget from the federally funded Corporation for Public Broadcasting."
Posted by: McCool at July 18, 2025 01:29 PM (3vVea)
---
Ah, so only 1% of NPR is funded by the government? Then they should be OK with holding a bake sale to make up the difference from cuts.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 18, 2025 01:31 PM (7fElN)

82
"... some sort of explosion ..."

You needed only say, "... an explosion ...", you lackwits.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at July 18, 2025 01:31 PM (Tv15w)

83 They’re speaking to be permitted.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 18, 2025 01:23 PM (XV/Pl)

Bird hands are the language of the oppressed.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 18, 2025 01:32 PM (i24o9)

84 The Romans had an entire repertoire of hand gestures for public speaking. You could literally follow along even if you were too far away to hear.

Posted by: toby928 at July 18, 2025 01:32 PM (jc0TO)

85 84 We have dubious sign language people for that..

Posted by: steevy at July 18, 2025 01:32 PM (YwEeS)

86 "Aren't there only 13 episodes? What to do after 2 weeks? Keeping Up Appearances on a loop?
Posted by: Practical Pat"

Most NPR listeners are so old they can't remember what they watched two weeks ago.

Posted by: fd at July 18, 2025 01:32 PM (vFG9F)

87 My prediction: this will not impact NPR or PBS one bit. They receive 95% of their funding from other sources, which will prove that their decades of caterwauling has been much ado about nothing. It seems that the "public" imprimatur was of paramount importance to hide behind, pretending to be an absolute good.
Posted by: Moonbeam at July 18, 2025 01:28 PM (rbKZ6)
_________

They say that. I don't believe that. It's like PP claiming that 80% of their procedures aren't abortions. The way that NPR is fighting to the death for this funding strongly suggests it's worth much more to them than 5%.

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 18, 2025 01:32 PM (iFTx/)

88 I don't get bird hands.. Birds have no hands

Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2025 01:33 PM (VE6XX)

89 I'd like to see an AI Photoshop of Trump dressed up like Teddy Roosevelt on one of his hunting expeditions, shooting and killing Big Bird.
Posted by: zombie at July 18, 2025 01:25 PM (pMi6S)


I want that. Way more than I should, I want that.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 18, 2025 01:33 PM (2J/Lj)

90 I really want to see the Ad Council abolished but have not heard of any plans to do so.

Posted by: fd at July 18, 2025 01:33 PM (vFG9F)

91 Every now and then I'll be trapped in a car where the driver is playing NPR.

Holy God, that is the most toxic shit the human race has ever produced. Those smug, cooing tones of sanctimonious crypto-Leninists chuckling with each other at how ignorant and impotent the rednecks and hillbillies are. Listening to it literally induces nausea.

Posted by: zombie at July 18, 2025 01:30 PM (pMi6S)

If there has ever been a more apt description of NPR personalities, I have not seen it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 18, 2025 01:34 PM (i24o9)

92 If an unfunny, dishonest propagandist "comedian" can be fired, are any of us truly free?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Lying Dogface Pony Soldier at July 18, 2025 01:34 PM (L/fGl)

93 I'd like to see an AI Photoshop of Trump dressed up like Teddy Roosevelt on one of his hunting expeditions, shooting and killing Big Bird.
Posted by: zombie at July 18, 2025 01:25 PM (pMi6S)

I want that. Way more than I should, I want that.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 18, 2025 01:33 PM (2J/Lj)

Please let this happen.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 18, 2025 01:34 PM (i24o9)

94 But they did have that episode discussing Scweddy Balls over the holidays...

Posted by: Gunslinger at July 18, 2025 01:34 PM (R2gO3)

95 Bird hands are the language of the oppressed.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 18, 2025 01:32 PM (i24o9)


Bird hands are used by those who aim to command.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 18, 2025 01:34 PM (ExV1e)

96 Both Bernie Sanders and Nancy Pelosi are very heavy users of bird hands. Bernie, in particular, can't make a point without looking like one of those toy birds that dips its beak in a cup of colored water.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2025 01:35 PM (Riz8t)

97 I need NPR to pet my pussy.

Posted by: Mrs. Slocumbe at July 18, 2025 01:35 PM (ufFY8)

98 You don’t jazz-hand in a negotiation.
You don’t jazz-hand at a funeral.
You don’t jazz-hand in any scenario that demands gravity, direction, or respect.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

I definitely jazz-hand at funerals. Is that wrong?

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 18, 2025 01:35 PM (ftFVW)

99 Bird hands are used by those who aim to command.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 18, 2025 01:34 PM


but lack the power to do so.

Posted by: toby928 at July 18, 2025 01:35 PM (jc0TO)

100 100

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 18, 2025 01:36 PM (2UnvF)

101 Indians aren't watching PBS & NPR.

I literally saw a homeless man using his phone.

Maybe Biden's Rural internet infrastructure could fix this?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 18, 2025 01:36 PM (FxH7T)

102 Is this about my muffin?

Posted by: Betty White at July 18, 2025 01:36 PM (GT546)

103 Maher has announced a budget reduction as a result of the end of Congressional funding. All masseuses and departmental yoga teachers have been terminated. She herself is downgrading to a domestic gay hairdresser from her longtime French hairdresser, and is firing all NPR chauffeurs and florists.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 18, 2025 01:36 PM (pbnWx)

104 Imagine the NPR and PBS spokespeople stand up and say "We have obviously lost the trust and respect of right leaning Americans. We apologize, and promise, going forward, we are going to be as non-partisan as possible, and be as balanced as possible with our shows and reporting. We hope to earn back your trust, and hopefully, someday, your support."

That would be the appropriate response for a non-partisan outfit trying to seek public funds.

And the odds of them adopting that tone are close to zero.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at July 18, 2025 01:36 PM (gDhA9)

105 the real audience served by NPR -- wealthy white women drinking boxed wine, ignoring their children, masturbating to Kamala Harris speeches, and casting spells to reunite the timeline.

Since when was that something shameful we all pretended not to do? I mean the Harris part. Her step-daughter is pretty hot, too....

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 18, 2025 01:36 PM (JCZqz)

106 If they stop giving away Channel 13 Tote Bags, I will stop donating. People admire me on the subway.

Posted by: Rosie, The Queen Of Corona at July 18, 2025 01:36 PM (G5+As)

107 In the past day or so, I've seen conservatives post their favorite ridiculously untrue/bizarrely woke stories from NPR from the last 5 years.... and there's not a lot of repetition. That should tell you something.

Posted by: pookysgirl doesn't do Bird Hands at July 18, 2025 01:36 PM (Wt5PA)

108 "I definitely jazz-hand at funerals. Is that wrong?
Posted by: She Hobbit "

*puts She Hobbit on invitation list*

Posted by: fd at July 18, 2025 01:36 PM (vFG9F)

109
I really want to see the Ad Council abolished but have not heard of any plans to do so.
Posted by: fd


Make The Weeping { Italian American Actor Playing An } Indian Great Again!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at July 18, 2025 01:36 PM (Tv15w)

110 Why is there special radio for Indians, anyway? And does Elizabeth Warren host all of the shows?

Posted by: Ian S. at July 18, 2025 01:37 PM (2ocoG)

111 Rounds is an idiot.

There is a ton of voter fraud on Indian reservations, all for Democrats of course. So what does he do? Help out the Indians by fueling money to their “radio stations” which of course will be stolen by tribal leaders. The Dane leaders who are in bed with Democrats to fuck over people like Rounds.

Are they stupid or naive?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 18, 2025 01:37 PM (h+GbG)

112 Maybe Biden's Rural internet infrastructure could fix this?
__----______-------_________
Hell, put up a few Star link antennae and call it a day.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 18, 2025 01:37 PM (v/hkI)

113 100 100
Posted by: Duke Lowell


Bullseye! That's some Sergent York-level aiming.

Posted by: zombie at July 18, 2025 01:37 PM (pMi6S)

114 73 Every now and then I'll be trapped in a car where the driver is playing NPR.

Holy God, that is the most toxic shit the human race has ever produced. Those smug, cooing tones of sanctimonious crypto-Leninists chuckling with each other at how ignorant and impotent the rednecks and hillbillies are. Listening to it literally induces nausea.
Posted by: zombie at July 18, 2025 01:30 PM

I do some part-time pet-sitting and a couple of clients leave a radio on for their cats. Invariably, it's tuned to NPR. Those are longest visits of my life! I have never heard a host of any segment approach an issue from a conservative perspective.

Posted by: Moonbeam at July 18, 2025 01:37 PM (rbKZ6)

115 I need NPR to pet my pussy.
Posted by: Mrs. Slocumbe

Is that one of the premiums for donating? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 18, 2025 01:37 PM (ftFVW)

116 They say that. I don't believe that. It's like PP claiming that 80% of their procedures aren't abortions. The way that NPR is fighting to the death for this funding strongly suggests it's worth much more to them than 5%.
Posted by: Elric The (One and Only)

I read basically local PBS affiliates send money upstream via advertising. And THAT money is in jeopardy because it's washed several times from the gov't.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 18, 2025 01:38 PM (FxH7T)

117 They say that. I don't believe that. It's like PP claiming that 80% of their procedures aren't abortions. The way that NPR is fighting to the death for this funding strongly suggests it's worth much more to them than 5%.
Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade
===

Agreed.

And considering all you need is 50 votes in the Senate for tax and budget issues, start actually treating them like for-profit corporations. Which they are.

Or regulate them under campaign finance laws, which they are.

You close the tax loophole that non-profits can gift NPR tax free (and get a write off), you'll really put the hurt on them.

Posted by: Leupold at July 18, 2025 01:38 PM (4pwAx)

118 Why is there special radio for Indians, anyway? And does Elizabeth Warren host all of the shows?

Yes, it's called Prairie Home Cookery.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2025 01:38 PM (Riz8t)

119 Why is there special radio for Indians, anyway? And does Elizabeth Warren host all of the shows?
Posted by: Ian S. at July 18, 2025 01:37 PM (2ocoG)

I am sure she big heapum mad right now.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 18, 2025 01:38 PM (ufFY8)

120 Time for another "reap the whirlwind" tirade from Schumer. This time directed at Thune and Johnson.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 18, 2025 01:38 PM (5yDGQ)

121 Next, I will provide a comparative breakdown of crossed arms vs. steepled fingers in executive dominance rituals.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 18, 2025 01:26 PM (XV/Pl)

It's about time someone studied this. You'll probably need a ten million dollar grant to get you started.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 18, 2025 01:38 PM (g8Ew8)

122 The network has warned that many of those stations -- especially those broadcasting to rural areas or to underserved audiences, such as Native Americans -- could be forced to shut down as a result of the funding rollback.

----------------

There is iron in NPR's words for all Comanche to hear.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 18, 2025 01:38 PM (2UnvF)

123
Is this about my muffin?
Posted by: Betty White


No, it's about a chaise lounge

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at July 18, 2025 01:38 PM (Tv15w)

124 Tee hee. I'm not in jail!

Posted by: Tony Fauci at July 18, 2025 01:38 PM (GT546)

125 I actually do listen to NPR on occasion. Yes, they are deranged leftists, but I cannot decry their opinions if I don’t actually listen to them first hand.

It’s like someone telling me what I think without actually taking the time to listen to my point of view.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 18, 2025 01:38 PM (W2Pud)

126 Soros is famous for setting up leftist NGOs and then getting funding for them from the US government.
Oh and Katherine Maher from PBS should be fighting Sid for hours at the Gloryhole

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 18, 2025 01:38 PM (egMwa)

127 Bird Hands = Hen pecking

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 18, 2025 01:39 PM (mlg/3)

128 The Dane leaders who are in bed with Democrats to fuck over people like Rounds.
________ ___________
Lousy no good Danes. I knew they were up to no good. Scandi adjacent. You can't trust any of them.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 18, 2025 01:39 PM (v/hkI)

129 I must confess that I learned from NPR that Ellen Paige turned weird, not because she was molested by men in Hollywood, as one would have suspected, but by being sexually abused by a woman on set.

I would not have known this otherwise.

Posted by: toby928 at July 18, 2025 01:39 PM (jc0TO)

130 They can still keep the public stations.

They're just going to have to, gasp!, accept more advertising (instead of "sponsorships") and do more tele/radio-thons for donations.

Then they could save money by closing NPR and the news division at PBS.
Then stop being a propaganda outlet for the Democrats.

Is that going to happen?
Probably not, but they're going to learn that the hard way and then whine about it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 18, 2025 01:39 PM (6ydKt)

131 Holy God, that is the most toxic shit the human race has ever produced. Those smug, cooing tones of sanctimonious crypto-Leninists chuckling with each other at how ignorant and impotent the rednecks and hillbillies are. Listening to it literally induces nausea.

Posted by: zombie at July 18, 2025 01:30 PM (pMi6S

You forgot our nonthreatening white people jazz interludes.

Posted by: NPR at July 18, 2025 01:39 PM (TdYBy)

132 It’s like someone telling me what I think without actually taking the time to listen to my point of view.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 18, 2025 01:38 PM (W2Pud)


You don't actually believe that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 18, 2025 01:40 PM (ExV1e)

133
(woozy)

GoooOOo00od morning ,horde

Sorry I didn't get here earlier, I had to be resuscitated since NPR is canceled and I didn't get life-saving weather advice and a report on white supremacy.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 18, 2025 01:40 PM (HL/Ld)

134 PBS/NPR should go to a subscription model. It would be interesting to see if its audience is willing to pay for its product.

Posted by: mr tmz at July 18, 2025 01:40 PM (rJ48h)

135 Why is there special radio for Indians, anyway? And does Elizabeth Warren host all of the shows?

Yes, it's called Prairie Home Cookery.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2025 01:38 PM (Riz8t)

That and the history of the great Oklahoma crab herds.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 18, 2025 01:40 PM (g8Ew8)

136 NPR CEO Katherine Maher issued a statement calling the cut an "irreversible loss" to the public radio system
-----------
“Outrageous, Egregious, Preposterous!”

Posted by: Zombie Daniel Schorr at July 18, 2025 01:40 PM (XeU6L)

137 123
Is this about my muffin?
Posted by: Betty White

No, it's about a chaise lounge

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at July 18, 2025 01:38 PM (Tv15w)

And a six pack of warm beer that we can consume.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 18, 2025 01:40 PM (6ydKt)

138 I would love to see Hakeem Jefferies and Gavin Newsom having a face-to-face conversation

It would be like a little girly slap fight

Posted by: kactus at July 18, 2025 01:41 PM (twS2i)

139 the real audience served by NPR -- wealthy white women drinking boxed wine, ignoring their children, masturbating to Kamala Harris speeches, and casting spells to reunite the timeline.

I really expected a BUNCH of posts on DU about NPR because of this, but...basically crickets. Still a LOT of speculation/wishcasting about and dunking on the whole Epstein thing, along with hoping for the worst with Trump’s medical issues and random hate posts. I guess Trump has flooded the zone so effectively they can't focus on anything for too long.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 18, 2025 01:41 PM (JCZqz)

140 134 PBS/NPR should go to a subscription model. It would be interesting to see if its audience is willing to pay for its product.
Posted by: mr tmz at July 18, 2025 01:40 PM (rJ48h)

I pay 5 dollars a month for the local PBS channel.. I like some of their shows...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2025 01:41 PM (VE6XX)

141 Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 18, 2025 01:23 PM (XV/Pl)

This take is exactly the opposite of what Ace is talking about. Behold the video which started the discussion around "bird hands".

https://youtu.be/B3e5v3zQlpI
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 18, 2025 01:29 PM (ExV1e)
*******
Lol.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 18, 2025 01:41 PM (NpAcC)

142 I actually do listen to NPR on occasion. Yes, they are deranged leftists, but I cannot decry their opinions if I don’t actually listen to them first hand.

You can get their opinions from our Intrepid DU Liaison. It's not like the left has any great variance in what they are told to think about anything. And unlike real NPR they don't use ASMR voice to put you to sleep.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 18, 2025 01:41 PM (2ocoG)

143 Trump poems.

https://is.gd/7xHG2K

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Lying Dogface Pony Soldier at July 18, 2025 01:42 PM (L/fGl)

144 $1.1 billion dollars is an awful lot of money for a "network" that serves dozens of people.

See, I would think the CEO's or whatever of PBS/NPR are sort of homely, poorly dressed old men or women who take the bus to work and eat cold leftovers for lunch at their old, wobbly desk while answering viewer calls on a rotary phone.

But, to my surprise, they're not all that. Seems like a racket to me.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 18, 2025 01:42 PM (Q4IgG)

145 I must confess that I learned from NPR that Ellen Paige turned weird, not because she was molested by men in Hollywood, as one would have suspected, but by being sexually abused by a woman on set.

I would not have known this otherwise.
Posted by: toby928 at July 18, 2025 01:39 PM (jc0TO)


Unfortunately, Ellen Page subsequently claimed to be a dude so, in accordance with the Democrat Rules of Sexual Abuse, she is the abuser, not the victim.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 18, 2025 01:42 PM (ExV1e)

146 PBS/NPR should go to a subscription model. It would be interesting to see if its audience is willing to pay for its product.
Posted by: mr tmz at July 18, 2025 01:40 PM (rJ48h)

I pay 5 dollars a month for the luisocal PBS channel.. I like some of their shows...


I pay for Sirius XM because I like the product. If I didn't, I wouldn't buy it. What a concept!

Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2025 01:42 PM (Riz8t)

147
Sorry I didn't get here earlier, I had to be resuscitated since NPR is canceled and I didn't get life-saving weather advice and a report on white supremacy.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


Why those brutes! You poor dear!

C'mon, everyone, let's give Blonde Morticia a big group hug!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at July 18, 2025 01:42 PM (Tv15w)

148 Bird hands seems to have become a thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 18, 2025 01:42 PM (Yamow)

149 When is the last time NPR hired a correspondent without a hyphenated name no one could spell on the first try?

"And for more on that story, here's N'Adena Koor-N'N'Uebtete"

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 18, 2025 01:43 PM (v/hkI)

150 Yes, it's called Prairie Home Cookery.
Posted by: Archimedes
------

Lake Woebegone is actually appropriate.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2025 01:43 PM (XeU6L)

151 I must confess that I learned from NPR that Ellen Paige turned weird, not because she was molested by men in Hollywood, as one would have suspected, but by being sexually abused by a woman on set.

I would not have known this otherwise.
Posted by: toby928 at July 18, 2025 01:39 PM (jc0TO)

Unfortunately, Ellen Page subsequently claimed to be a dude so, in accordance with the Democrat Rules of Sexual Abuse, she is the abuser, not the victim.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 18, 2025 01:42 PM (ExV1e)
______

Or she was always just batshit crazy. I tend to think that is the correct explanation.

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 18, 2025 01:43 PM (iFTx/)

152 "I must confess that I learned from NPR that Ellen Paige turned weird, not because she was molested by men in Hollywood, as one would have suspected, but by being sexually abused by a woman on set.

I would not have known this otherwise.
Posted by: toby928"


Me either! Thanks PBS!

Posted by: fd at July 18, 2025 01:44 PM (vFG9F)

153 those toy birds that dips its beak in a cup of colored water.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2025 01:35 PM (Riz8t)

I loved that silly bird! I had one back in the 70's. It was on a shelf next to the cuckoo clock. Hubbymayhem bought me a new one about ten years ago. It got broken. Now I have no dipping bird AND no cuckoo clock.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 18, 2025 01:44 PM (2J/Lj)

154 Unfortunately, Ellen Page subsequently claimed to be a dude so, in accordance with the Democrat Rules of Sexual Abuse, she is the abuser, not the victim.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 18, 2025 01:42 PM (ExV1e)

This is going to get really confusing.
I hope it isn't on the test.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 18, 2025 01:44 PM (6ydKt)

155
I loved their smart-alecky quiz shows on Saturday's schedule!

You could not help but marvel at how much vetter than you those folks were!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at July 18, 2025 01:44 PM (Tv15w)

156 "Bird hands seems to have become a thing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone"

Are you ready for the next new thing?

Posted by: Penguin Hands at July 18, 2025 01:45 PM (vFG9F)

157 Thank goodness that Bill Moyers isn't alive to see this.

Posted by: huerfano at July 18, 2025 01:45 PM (n2swS)

158 Move the $9B to ICE. Let's hear our tormentors whine louder!

Posted by: pudinhead at July 18, 2025 01:45 PM (W3T6M)

159 140 134 PBS/NPR should go to a subscription model. It would be interesting to see if its audience is willing to pay for its product.
Posted by: mr tmz at July 18, 2025 01:40 PM (rJ48h)

I pay 5 dollars a month for the local PBS channel.. I like some of their shows...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2025 01:41 PM

I give them 75 bucks a year for the Passport app. I love many of the shows on PBS. I can't tolerate NPR.

Posted by: Moonbeam at July 18, 2025 01:45 PM (rbKZ6)

160 From what I've seen of 'bird hands", it's not just the hands that matter in delivering the message. The delivery requires:

1) Voice tones. Loud, and tight. Precise enunciation.

2) Eyes intensely focused on the targeted victim

3) Posture. Shoulders squared. Arms raised. Wrists lifted to the targeted victim's upper torso or higher.

That's why the front seat of a vehicle is so helpful for a video presentation. It nicely frames the oppressor, and the message is intended for a single person watching the video on a PDA or a smartphone.

Posted by: mrp at July 18, 2025 01:45 PM (rj6Yv)

161 I think most actresses are crazy TBH. I think there's a line in a Raymond Chandler novel to this effect, but I can never find it. MPPP might know it.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 18, 2025 01:45 PM (v/hkI)

162 Trump poems.

https://is.gd/7xHG2K
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Lying Dogface Pony Soldier at July 18, 2025 01:42 PM (L/fGl)
______

Roses are red, violets are blue,
I'm the greatest president, believe me, it's true.
The fake news is failing, the haters are sad,
But I'm winning bigly, and it's driving them mad.
Tremendous crowds, the best ever seen,
MAGA forever, you know what I mean!

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 18, 2025 01:45 PM (iFTx/)

163 Shake weights gesture to NPR.

Posted by: davea at July 18, 2025 01:45 PM (PMJuY)

164 NPR CEO Katherine Maher issued a statement calling the cut an "irreversible loss" to the public radio system

But a massive win for stewardship of government resources, reduced misinformation in mass media, and the nation as a whole.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 18, 2025 01:45 PM (JCZqz)

165 The past few times I've tried to listen to NPR, I didn't last very long. Their programming is aimed at people who need lots of reinforcement for their self regard. These people convince themselves that they are good and smart because they listen to NPR.

Personally, I try not to worry so much about my self regard that nefarious people can manipulate me that way. This cuts down on the ways in which I can be deceived.

Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at July 18, 2025 01:45 PM (FMtrg)

166 Forget bird hands. Anyone want to go toe-to-toe on bird law?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 18, 2025 01:46 PM (KbCG3)

167 I pay 5 dollars a month for the local PBS channel.. I like some of their shows...
Posted by: It's me donna

You are contributing to our delinquency, which is a crime in most states and several Canadian provinces.

Posted by: Hyacinth Bucket at July 18, 2025 01:46 PM (G5+As)

168 I like how they say the cuts will hurt the small podunk stations, yet what they aren’t saying is how the big city stations will cut back on their grift and perks to help out those less fortunate broadcasters.

The Count’s gonna have to learn how to count with his mouth full, IYKWIM. Or count only on one hand because his other hand is gonna be busy.

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 18, 2025 01:46 PM (advWG)

169 So the title of the Ph.D dissertation on left wing women is "Bird Hands and Car Cries."

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 18, 2025 01:46 PM (v/hkI)

170 I pay 5 dollars a month for the local PBS channel.. I like some of their shows...
Posted by: It's me donna

===

This seems kind of crazy to me. Like giving money to Disney.

It's free to watch PBS, why fund the Dem propaganda machine?

Posted by: Leupold at July 18, 2025 01:47 PM (4pwAx)

171 125 I actually do listen to NPR on occasion. Yes, they are deranged leftists, but I cannot decry their opinions if I don’t actually listen to them first hand.

It’s like someone telling me what I think without actually taking the time to listen to my point of view.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 18, 2025 01:38 PM (W2Pud)

I don't consume any mainstream media at this point. It has not been operating in good faith since the Obama administration. (It was frequently not doing so before that. But it became far more extreme, absolutist under Obama.) We are not engaged in a dialogue in this country anymore, where citizens with different views try to persuade people about things. It's all lies, gaslighting, and coercion. The only thing to do at this point is win at all costs. Listening? Not so much.

Posted by: NPR at July 18, 2025 01:47 PM (TdYBy)

172 I still have cable but I don't know if NPR is on one of the hundreds of channels I never watch.

Posted by: pudinhead at July 18, 2025 01:47 PM (W3T6M)

173 Out here in rural America, we have weather alert radios. They are cheap, can be configured, and work fine. I get email alerts too

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 18, 2025 01:47 PM (cuCUO)

174 Shake weights gesture to NPR.
Posted by: davea at July 18, 2025 01:45 PM (PMJuY)

Heh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 18, 2025 01:47 PM (Yamow)

175 I pay 5 dollars a month for the local PBS channel.. I like some of their shows...
Posted by: It's me donna
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How many of those are produced by the BBC? There's nothing wrong with that, but it occurs to me that from a financial standpoint, the Beeb might be harder hit than PBS.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2025 01:48 PM (XeU6L)

176 This is about us, isn't it?

Posted by: Wealthy white women drinking boxed wine, ignoring their children, masturbating to Kamala Harris spee at July 18, 2025 01:48 PM (GT546)

177 I don't recall ever listening to NPR. No loss. No longer watch PBS. Put it towards the national debt.

Ace, I just remembered that the bird lady signal is sort of ALS for babies.

I only know this because my granddaughter, who spoke in complete sentences at a year old, then moved quickly to paragraphs and now bosses us all...learned this at daycare as a toddler. She would do this and I'd ask what she was doing as she would say, at the same time, "More" whatever she was pigging out on.

She also stole snacks from slow eating or picky toddlers at 15mo, but that is another story. Maybe she was signing more and the toddlers had no idea what she was doing, either. But her parents were the sole people asked to bring in more food for their daughter's thefts.

While I get teaching babies who can't speak ALS (altho, due to a totally deaf family member learning to lip read at age 2, I have issues)...why? I somehow knew to feed our sons "more."

The bird hand signal is for "more." Sort of makes sense for female influencers, no?

https://tinyurl.com/4fzwe5hy

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 18, 2025 01:48 PM (6PCLE)

178
From what I've seen of 'bird hands", it's not just the hands that matter in delivering the message. The delivery requires:

1) Voice tones. Loud, and tight. Precise enunciation.

2) Eyes intensely focused on the targeted victim

3) Posture. Shoulders squared. Arms raised. Wrists lifted to the targeted victim's upper torso or higher.


One visit to an actual chicken coop would have gotten you all that information in a single glance. That, and the consequences of being at the bottom of the pecking order.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at July 18, 2025 01:48 PM (Tv15w)

179 The Southern Ute tribe of southwest Colorado had the best NPR station I've heard. Maybe they can support it with the profits from their casino and natural gas production.

Posted by: huerfano at July 18, 2025 01:48 PM (n2swS)

180 Oh boy... "They" have found numerous doodles Trump has done before and sold I'm guessing for charity so he does "draw." That was quick....Almost like it was planned...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2025 01:49 PM (VE6XX)

181 wealthy white women drinking boxed wine, ignoring their children, masturbating to Kamala Harris speeches, and casting spells to reunite the timeline.

You may wonder what I meant by that. Consider it foreshadowing for a later post.


What a tease.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 18, 2025 01:49 PM (ufFY8)

182 173 Out here in rural America, we have weather alert radios. They are cheap, can be configured, and work fine. I get email alerts too

FEMA has an entire system dedicated to radio and TV weather alerts. How does NPR/PBS improve on that? It's not like they do their own weather analysis.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2025 01:49 PM (Riz8t)

183 135 That and the history of the great Oklahoma crab herds.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 18, 2025 01:40 PM (g8Ew

But what about Crab Nerds?

Posted by: XTC at July 18, 2025 01:49 PM (UnA8+)

184 And now, a word from the Panzer American community.

Stacey Abrams@staceyabrams
The news of Stephen Colbert’s late-night show cancellation is disheartening. I’ve been fortunate to appear on @colbertlateshow four different times. Each time, Stephen asked important questions and made sure to make us laugh.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Lying Dogface Pony Soldier at July 18, 2025 01:49 PM (L/fGl)

185 masturbating to Kamala Harris speeches

Is that wrong?

Posted by: Doug, Tim, and David at July 18, 2025 01:49 PM (0sNs1)

186 Turn out the lights, the party's over - Dandy Don Meredith singing in the booth

Boom chaka laka Boom Boom!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 18, 2025 01:49 PM (wVcYX)

187 One of the rationales NPR is using to steady its collective upper lips over being defunded is that rural communities, if their local NPR station is shut down, will wake up living in a literal Dark Age. Implied but not said is Vikings will immediately appear and begin to ravish, these suddenly struck stupid, rural women.

At least that is what I heard when I tuned into my local small town NPR station this morning. Plus a weeping Ken Burns who was threatening to commit suicide by leaping from a first story window.

My stony heart was amused.

Learn to OnlyFans NPR. NPR a natural for this because it has been a Democrat whore for decades; time to show some leg.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at July 18, 2025 01:49 PM (NXz8h)

188 The History Monks are working overtime?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 18, 2025 01:23 PM


*sweeps*

Posted by: Lu Tze at July 18, 2025 01:49 PM (kgE5c)

189 The only Public Station worth a damn is Philly's WXPN, but it still doesn't deserve a dime of Taxpayer funding.

Posted by: XTC at July 18, 2025 01:50 PM (UnA8+)

190 "And for more on that story, here's N'Adena Koor-N'N'Uebtete"
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo


Oh, she's good -- but not as good as LaTabwe Mahendro-Suzuki-Gonzales.

Posted by: zombie at July 18, 2025 01:50 PM (pMi6S)

191 NPR was a LBJ initiative. Fuck LBJ.

Posted by: pudinhead at July 18, 2025 01:50 PM (W3T6M)

192
The bird hand signal is for "more." Sort of makes sense for female influencers, no?

https://tinyurl.com/4fzwe5hy
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat


Oooh, good catch! And we did not need either NPR or PBS to learn this! Imagine that!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at July 18, 2025 01:50 PM (Tv15w)

193 125 I actually do listen to NPR on occasion. Yes, they are deranged leftists, but I cannot decry their opinions if I don’t actually listen to them first hand.

It’s like someone telling me what I think without actually taking the time to listen to my point of view.

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I've heard their opinions all of my adult life. I don't need to listen to them anymore, I just end up yelling at the radio.

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at July 18, 2025 01:51 PM (p4vyY)

194 This makes me happy.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 18, 2025 01:51 PM (eZwyX)

195 I think a distinction should be made between PBS and NPR.

PBS has some real shows on it that people watch. PBS can probably survive on its own, without government subsidies.

NPR has maybe a dozen listeners. That includes Jeefy Beefy, the tranny pervert with seven genders and five personalities that counts as six viewers. I highly doubt NPR can survive on its own.

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 18, 2025 01:51 PM (iFTx/)

196 The bird hand signal is for "more." Sort of makes sense for female influencers, no?

https://tinyurl.com/4fzwe5hy
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat


Does that still count when the beak is pointed at the listener?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 18, 2025 01:51 PM (ExV1e)

197 Does this mean the classical music from collegiate radio stations is done?

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 18, 2025 01:52 PM (Nt5aK)

198 "And for more on that story, here's N'Adena Koor-N'N'Uebtete"
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo

Oh, she's good -- but not as good as LaTabwe Mahendro-Suzuki-Gonzales.
Posted by: zombie at July 18, 2025 01:50 PM


I'll take Yanet Garcia over any NPR/PBS news wench. No one can turn left like she can.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 18, 2025 01:52 PM (kgE5c)

199
Oh, she's good -- but not as good as LaTabwe Mahendro-Suzuki-Gonzales.
Posted by: zombie


Judge Bungle in the Jungle, who enjoined against ... whatever ... has got them all beat.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at July 18, 2025 01:52 PM (Tv15w)

200 I've heard their opinions all of my adult life. I don't need to listen to them anymore, I just end up yelling at the radio.
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at July 18, 2025 01:51 PM



That's why NPR is good for keeping alert on long drives. Angrys up the blood.

Posted by: toby928 at July 18, 2025 01:52 PM (jc0TO)

201 Has Pete Schweddy weighed in yet? He was a regular on NPR's Delicious Dish.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 18, 2025 01:52 PM (wVcYX)

202 Starlink is way more important to rural america than NPR or any government initiative when it comes to information.

Posted by: Leupold at July 18, 2025 01:52 PM (4pwAx)

203 The past few times I've tried to listen to NPR, I didn't last very long. Their programming is aimed at people who need lots of reinforcement for their self regard. These people convince themselves that they are good and smart because they listen to NPR.
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I used to listen to NPR. It was the reporting that finally got to me. I tell NPR listeners that once I obtained a SW radio, I found that I could obtain more credible reporting from Radio Havana.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2025 01:52 PM (XeU6L)

204 Oh, she's good -- but not as good as LaTabwe Mahendro-Suzuki-Gonzales
___________________
Miranda Veracruz de la Jolla Cardinal was ahead of her time.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 18, 2025 01:52 PM (v/hkI)

205 One visit to an actual chicken coop would have gotten you all that information in a single glance. That, and the consequences of being at the bottom of the pecking order.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at July 18, 2025 01:48 PM (Tv15w)

Both sets of grandparents owned farms. And I found out pretty quickly that the older i got, the more they expected me to do chores, one of which was to clean the chicken coop. I sure enjoyed Grandma's chicken fricassee.

Posted by: mrp at July 18, 2025 01:52 PM (rj6Yv)

206 Yamiche Alcindor weeps.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 18, 2025 01:52 PM (bNf8H)

207 Nw that the bawdy thread is over I can return to my regularly scheduled nic.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 18, 2025 01:53 PM (MGB5H)

208 140 134 PBS/NPR should go to a subscription model. It would be interesting to see if its audience is willing to pay for its product.
Posted by: mr tmz at July 18, 2025 01:40 PM (rJ48h)

I pay 5 dollars a month for the local PBS channel.. I like some of their shows...
Posted by: It's me donna

I was going to make a joke about it being a reverse OnlyFans-type service, where you have to pay $5 a month for them to keep their clothes on, but the current co-anchor of News Hour is Amna Nawaz, and she's not awful to look at.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 18, 2025 01:53 PM (JCZqz)

209 I'll take Yanet Garcia over any NPR/PBS news wench. No one can turn left like she can.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 18, 2025 01:52 PM (kgE5c)


As I understand it, she hasn't done the weather in several years. Probably not since she started her OF account.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 18, 2025 01:54 PM (ExV1e)

210 I find myself strangely aroused by birdhands.

Posted by: guy who is strangely aroused by birdhands at July 18, 2025 01:54 PM (TdYBy)

211 Epstein investigation started in 2005. Dec 2006 legal dream team on case. Dershowitz. Indicted July 2007. Sept 2007 deal of century. Non prosecution agreement. Protects coconspirators (in Fla.). Still in negotiations with federal prosecution on potential six count federal indictment.

Oct 2007. His account is closed at marriage.

June 2008. Pleads to two felonies with feds. Soliticitation 2 counts one with minor. 18 mos. Serves 13. But is mostly house arrest during daytime. Goes to jail at night.

July 2019. He is arrested in NY teeterboro airport. Sex trafficking. Alex Acosta former us attny then sect of labor claims krischer bundled case.

August 2019 found dead in jail.

Posted by: FFS is there to be no end to the hysteria at July 18, 2025 01:54 PM (+Ez5U)

212 NPR CEO Katherine Maher issued a statement calling the cut an "irreversible loss" to the public radio system.


Not at all an irreversible loss you ignorant twit. It is the ending of a program that has long past it's Use By date.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 18, 2025 01:54 PM (W/lyH)

213 and who will feed Lakshmi Singh?

Posted by: toby928 at July 18, 2025 01:54 PM (jc0TO)

214 This is precisely what I voted for...many times. Thank you President Trump. Give that man extra scoops of ice cream for dinner tonight

Posted by: The Grateful at July 18, 2025 01:54 PM (IQ6Gq)

215 Wasn't Kareem Lou Alcindor?

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 18, 2025 01:54 PM (Nt5aK)

216 Funny how NPR poobah Katherine Maher looks like a blond version of Rachel Ziegler; is there a lab in China leaking out skillet-faced AWFULs intent on ruining everything they possibly can?

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at July 18, 2025 01:54 PM (Ft5W9)

217 OT

Those total retards in Santa Barbara have started a go fund me for a lady that was picked up at the weed farm, purportedly to support her anchor babies and it's over 60,000. Just crazy.

Link to the go fund me.

https://tinyurl.com/ycx6nz67

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 18, 2025 01:54 PM (QsMb/)

218 Nw that the bawdy thread is over I can return to my regularly scheduled nic.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 18, 2025 01:53 PM (MGB5H)

Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we say it is!

Posted by: Senator Blutarsky, Delta House at July 18, 2025 01:55 PM (wVcYX)

219 Implied but not said is Vikings will immediately appear and begin to ravish, these suddenly struck stupid, rural women.

That would be a misfire, because it's stupid urban women who most want to be ravished.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 18, 2025 01:55 PM (2ocoG)

220 PBS has some real shows on it that people watch. PBS can probably survive on its own, without government subsidies.

NPR has maybe a dozen listeners. That includes Jeefy Beefy, the tranny pervert with seven genders and five personalities that counts as six viewers. I highly doubt NPR can survive on its own.
Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 18, 2025

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All of it is garbage imo.

PBS news division is also left-wing.


Even if these places dont get direct subsidies, the tax code as public broadcaster is billions in taxpayer subsidies.

Look, there's a handful of shows PBS airs, stuff on the BBC, etc that can be consumed without feeding some left-wing Politburo.

Posted by: Leupold at July 18, 2025 01:55 PM (4pwAx)

221 Make Pirate Radio great again.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 18, 2025 01:55 PM (MGB5H)

222
Lew Alcindor

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at July 18, 2025 01:55 PM (Tv15w)

223 My Ontario, Canada cable station carries PBS Detroit. My late Mother and I ordered some programs from them, but years ago.

We actually got a fundraising letter from them not too long ago.

I remember wondering how hard up they were if they are sending fundraising letters to Canada to peopke who haven't bought from them for years.

Posted by: Stateless - HAPPY NOT HOMELESS! - New Life Creation 13.7 % at July 18, 2025 01:55 PM (jvJvP)

224 "Emergency Alerts"? What a crock. Get a weather radio... they work everywhere, and they've been readily available since the 1970s. Plus the three-letter AM radio stations cover the whole country at night... They are clear-channel stations for that very reason.

I don't understand why no one knows this stuff, but maybe it's just coastal dwellers. Everyone in tornado alley does. There is a large, expensive, and complex emergency reporting infrastructure, that even connects the dang video billboards to the White House, in time of true emergency.

Anyway, no one should be missing emergency alerts just because some NPR stations disappear. And get a weather radio if you don't have one. It's like a phone app, but doesn't have dead spots, need charging every five minutes, randomly freeze up, etc. etc. etc.

Posted by: Frank Nobody at July 18, 2025 01:55 PM (75cud)

225 Bird hands.

https://is.gd/1xhh0s

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Lying Dogface Pony Soldier at July 18, 2025 01:55 PM (L/fGl)

226 Eagerly awaiting upcoming masturbation post

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 18, 2025 01:55 PM (FZYNt)

227 Wasn't Kareem Lou Alcindor?
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 18, 2025 01:54 PM (Nt5aK)
__________

Ferdinand Lewis Alcindor Jr.

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 18, 2025 01:56 PM (iFTx/)

228
Yamiche Alcindor weeps.
Posted by: Frasier Crane


Someone pair her up with Tank Abrams.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at July 18, 2025 01:56 PM (Tv15w)

229 Funny how NPR poobah Katherine Maher looks like a blond version of Rachel Ziegler; is there a lab in China leaking out skillet-faced AWFULs intent on ruining everything they possibly can?
Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at July 18, 2025 01:54 PM (Ft5W9)


It's in Vietnam, but yes.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 18, 2025 01:56 PM (2ocoG)

230 Oh, she's good -- but not as good as LaTabwe Mahendro-Suzuki-Gonzales.
Posted by: zombie at July 18, 2025 01:50 PM


Tell us you listen to KPFA without telling us you listen to KPFA.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 18, 2025 01:56 PM (0sNs1)

231 PBS is one of our "free" streams from our broadband provider. Some of the Kentucky history stories are interesting, but they were filmed decades ago and repeated throughout the month/year.

There's cooking shows, gardening too, but also originally aired decades ago as well.

Beyond that.... nothing I'm aware of that would cause me to even think about PBS.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 18, 2025 01:56 PM (Q4IgG)

232 It seems to me that when it comes to cutting wasteful spending PBS and NPR should be the lowest of low hanging fruit. Their funding should have been stripped years ago.
But even for something as obvious as this, the Republicans can't stand together without a number of them defecting or having to be bribed with pork to do the right thing

Posted by: Florida Peasant at July 18, 2025 01:57 PM (Lo97M)

233 PBS already has advertising on its streaming service, including Viking Cruises and Raymond James. And those spots come at significantly lower rates than traditional ad buys. (I know someone who's bought time.) PBS will need to start running more ads and/or charging more per spot.

I look forward to Masterpiece Theater sponsored by Lume.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at July 18, 2025 01:57 PM (4DY5T)

234 I find myself strangely aroused by birdhands.
Posted by: guy who is strangely aroused by birdhands

I bet you're gay.

Posted by: Sir Galahad at July 18, 2025 01:57 PM (ftFVW)

235 Since I live in a rural area, I suppose I must prepare to die.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 18, 2025 01:57 PM (od0dV)

236
"When Hurricane Helene devastated western North Carolina last year, public broadcasting was there when traditional communications failed," she said. "Widespread power, cellular and internet outages meant that for thousands of North Carolinians, public radio was how they received their news."



Oh, fuck you, you mewling quim. You DO understand that there are a shitload of other radio stations right next to them on the dial?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 18, 2025 01:57 PM (y9nCu)

237 If you're that hard up for pbs you can pay for their streaming app.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 18, 2025 01:57 PM (MGB5H)

238 Republican sedition planning meeting:

"If I'm a Democrat, and you're trying to get me to vote and get to a 60-vote threshold to fund the government, and you've just betrayed a prior agreement and a prior appropriation -- what are the likelihood that they're going to do that?"

Sounds good. I think we're done here. Thanks everybody.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 18, 2025 01:57 PM (2ap+5)

239 There are times, like when I am standing alone in my darkened kitchen at 2 AM eating cold pasta with my hands, when I need to review the myriad of decisions that have brought me to this point.

That is what I feel like listening to All Things Considered.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 18, 2025 01:58 PM (D7oie)

240 Again, who ever smelta, Delta:

@unusual_whales 5h
Delta, $DAL, to eliminate set prices in favor of AI that determines how much you personally will pay for a ticket, per FORTUNE

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 18, 2025 01:58 PM (mlg/3)

241 Oh, she's good -- but not as good as LaTabwe Mahendro-Suzuki-Gonzales.
Posted by: zombie at July 18, 2025 01:50 PM

Tell us you listen to KPFA without telling us you listen to KPFA.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 18, 2025 01:56 PM


Tell us you've read the org chart of any MA state agency without saying you've read the org chart of any MA state agency.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 18, 2025 01:58 PM (kgE5c)

242 I find myself strangely aroused by birdhands.
Posted by: guy who is strangely aroused by birdhands at July 18, 2025 01:54 PM


Well, at least you're not feeling peckish.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 18, 2025 01:58 PM (0sNs1)

243 seems to me that when it comes to cutting wasteful spending PBS and NPR should be the lowest of low hanging fruit. Their funding should have been stripped years ago.
But even for something as obvious as this, the Republicans can't stand together without a number of them defecting or having to be bribed with pork to do the right thing
Posted by: Florida Peasant at July 18, 2025 01:57 PM (Lo97M)

It's barely any money. It's not worth doing. We need to focus on real impactful cuts. And cut nothing.
-GOPe

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 18, 2025 01:58 PM (MGB5H)

244 the Beeb might be harder hit than PBS.

It's not over til the Saturday night murder shows devolve to actual cannibalism.

Posted by: davea at July 18, 2025 01:58 PM (PMJuY)

245 I look forward to Masterpiece Theater sponsored by Lume.

Sesame Street, brought to you by OnlyFans.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 18, 2025 01:59 PM (2ocoG)

246 You know what this means, rite? The mother of all NPR fundraising programming efforts. Don't miss out on the NPR tote bag, too.

Posted by: pudinhead at July 18, 2025 01:59 PM (W3T6M)

247 187lus a weeping Ken Burns who was threatening to commit suicide by leaping from a first story window.
Alteria Pilgram
............................
youtu.be/uZmxZThb084

Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin' in Amish Country at July 18, 2025 01:59 PM (uGaBv)

248 What happened to Broadband over Powerlines? This was June 2009, under Obama:

Last February’s American Recovery and Reinvestment Act will provide US $2.5 billion in loans and grants through one agency and $4.7 billion through another to expand broadband connections for residents of rural and underserved areas (as well as for public-safety agencies).

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2025 01:59 PM (XeU6L)

249 240 Again, who ever smelta, Delta:

@unusual_whales 5h
Delta, $DAL, to eliminate set prices in favor of AI that determines how much you personally will pay for a ticket, per FORTUNE
Posted by: weft cut-loop


Set my VPN to a low-income zip code and BOOM, half price, baby! Sounds good.

Posted by: zombie at July 18, 2025 01:59 PM (pMi6S)

250 CPB can just beg harder during their frequent pledge drives. If the rich wine moms want this content they can support it. They've used the fig leaf of "we have to be party neutral to get our gub'mint funding" for ages while being commie shills. When all their money comes from donors how will they proclaim that they are neutral, independent voices?

Not that I care. I used to watch the BBC comedy "Are you being served?" on PBS years ago. I'm sure I can find that on youtube now if I get a nostalgic yearning.

Posted by: PaleRider at July 18, 2025 02:00 PM (bP/i4)

251 How much does the government spend on PSAs and how is it disbursed? This should be a target for Rescission II: The Emcrushening.

Posted by: toby928 at July 18, 2025 02:00 PM (jc0TO)

252 Since I live in a rural area, I suppose I must prepare to die.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 18, 2025 01:57 PM


Do you have six fingers?

Posted by: Inigo Montoya at July 18, 2025 02:00 PM (0sNs1)

253 Delta, $DAL, to eliminate set prices in favor of AI that determines how much you personally will pay for a ticket, per FORTUNE

People who are skilled prompt engineers will be able to convince the AI to have Delta pay them to fly and other similar corporate catastrophes. It'll be hilarious.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 18, 2025 02:00 PM (2ocoG)

254 Plus a weeping Ken Burns who was threatening to commit suicide by leaping from a first story window.

He'd make a documentary out of it. That would suck.

Posted by: Man Without A Party at July 18, 2025 02:00 PM (du1c2)

255 Does that still count when the beak is pointed at the listener?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 18, 2025 01:51 PM (ExV1e)

I think that means, for babies and toddlers, and certainly my girl: "give me more or I will gut you like a deer." But I am not fluent.

My granddaughter did the signs like the link for more food. I thought it was weird since she was already talking fine. At a year she called milk, "milch" but was otherwise clear.

I have a video of her in her messy glory in the highchair at 13mo yelling, "Adios amingo" to her grandfather and brother. Otherwise she spoke English. I sort of prefer this version. She is my mini me in more ways than one. DNA is a fine thing.

https://tinyurl.com/sd7x7bdw

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 18, 2025 02:01 PM (6PCLE)

256 youtu.be/uZmxZThb084
Posted by: Puddleglum

For the Win!

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at July 18, 2025 02:01 PM (NXz8h)

257 Do you have six fingers?
Posted by: Inigo Montoya at July 18, 2025 02:00 PM (0sNs

On one hand? Or total?

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 18, 2025 02:01 PM (MGB5H)

258 You know what this means, rite? The mother of all NPR fundraising programming efforts. Don't miss out on the NPR tote bag, too.
Posted by: pudinhead at July 18, 2025 01:59 PM (W3T6M)
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Comes with Lume and bars of prison soap!

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 18, 2025 02:01 PM (iFTx/)

259 @unusual_whales 5h
Delta, $DAL, to eliminate set prices in favor of AI that determines how much you personally will pay for a ticket, per FORTUNE
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 18, 2025 01:58 PM (mlg/3)

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Paging Harmeet Dillion. Harmeet Dillon to the white courtesy phone.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 18, 2025 02:01 PM (2UnvF)

260 249 240 Again, who ever smelta, Delta:

@unusual_whales 5h
Delta, $DAL, to eliminate set prices in favor of AI that determines how much you personally will pay for a ticket, per FORTUNE
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Set my VPN to a low-income zip code and BOOM, half price, baby! Sounds good.
Posted by: zombie
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Its only fair then that all of the airport gates be auctioned the same way to maximize revenue for airports. No more property rights for gates from the big carriers.

Watch Delta squeal like a hog if that was done.

Posted by: whig at July 18, 2025 02:02 PM (ctrM5)

261 Sesame Street, brought to you by OnlyFans.
Posted by: Ian S.

That one blue fellow is expert at gobbling cookies.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 18, 2025 02:02 PM (ftFVW)

262 Burns' Civil War was the best thing PBS ever did, and it was superb. They've been riding that hobby horse for 40 years.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2025 02:02 PM (Riz8t)

263 I found some new cheapskate channels on YouTube.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 18, 2025 02:02 PM (Nt5aK)

264 Is this about us?

Posted by: skillet-faced AWFULs intent on ruining everything they possibly can at July 18, 2025 02:02 PM (GT546)

265 Oh, fuck you, you mewling quim. You DO understand that there are a shitload of other radio stations right next to them on the dial?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 18, 2025 01:57 PM (y9nCu)


My sentiments, too.

Posted by: mrp at July 18, 2025 02:03 PM (rj6Yv)

266 261 Sesame Street, brought to you by OnlyFans.
Posted by: Ian S.

That one blue fellow is expert at gobbling cookies.
Posted by: She Hobbit

Oscar comes out of a can not a box

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 18, 2025 02:03 PM (FZYNt)

267 Sesame Street, brought to you by OnlyFans.
Posted by: Ian S.

That one blue fellow is expert at gobbling cookies.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 18, 2025 02:02 PM


Ooo....Papi...

- Maria

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 18, 2025 02:03 PM (kgE5c)

268 Do you have six fingers?
Posted by: Inigo Montoya at July 18, 2025 02:00 PM (0sNs

On one hand? Or total?
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 18, 2025 02:01 PM


On the right hand.

Posted by: Inigo Montoya at July 18, 2025 02:03 PM (0sNs1)

269
The network has warned that many of those stations -- especially those broadcasting to rural areas or to underserved audiences, such as Native Americans -- could be forced to shut down as a result of the funding rollback.


I live in a middle to upper class blue area. There are Ukraine flags, gay flags, "no kings" blah blah crap everywhere.

And the AWFLs here clearly listen/watch "public" infotainment networks.

When I drive out into the sticks though, even in a blue area, it is ALL Trump signs. If these people are consuming the same infotainment it isn't having any impact on their political views...and why would they subject themselves to this crap anyway?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 18, 2025 02:03 PM (t0Rmr)

270 It seems to me that when it comes to cutting wasteful spending PBS and NPR should be the lowest of low hanging fruit. Their funding should have been stripped years ago.
But even for something as obvious as this, the Republicans can't stand together without a number of them defecting or having to be bribed with pork to do the right thing
Posted by: Florida Peasant

==

Its the usual suspects, almost always some female GOP Senator that keeps it from happening.

I think at least some of it is that the GOP is no longer a lot of upper-middle class, country club types. Much more working class now and working class people dont sit around and listen to NPR. Wine moms at one time were at least nominally Republican. But no more.

Posted by: Leupold at July 18, 2025 02:03 PM (4pwAx)

271 Piers Morgan has a NewsCorp show broadcast on YouTube called "Piers Morgan Uncensored" and, like MeAgain, he has been using his freedom to say whatever he wants to say.

Yesterday he had Joy Reid on and he accused her to her face of racializing everything and calling everyone she disagrees with a racist. She responded by racializing the conversation and calling him a racist, which got him laughing as she proved his point so readily.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 18, 2025 02:04 PM (CHEpZ)

272 Fascinating the Left had the presidency for four years and never thought to look into Epstein. Must have slipped their mind!!!

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2025 02:04 PM (Qr870)

273 They are the gestural equivalent of a venti non-fat foam-heavy latte:

All presentation. No substance. No caffeine.

You don’t jazz-hand in a negotiation.
You don’t jazz-hand at a funeral.
You don’t jazz-hand in any scenario that demands gravity, direction, or respect.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
==
NOW YOU TELL ME!!!! I guess i fucked that all up.

Posted by: Gavin Newsome at July 18, 2025 02:04 PM (+Ez5U)

274 Sesame Street, brought to you by OnlyFans.
Posted by: Ian S.


It does fit with the left's view on children's entertainment doesn't it?

Who can't see the Count counting twerking trannies? Or a new Mr Hooper peddling gay smut to the kids on Sesame Street?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 18, 2025 02:04 PM (t0Rmr)

275 Watch me turn the NASDAQ around. I'm out to bail from a long position.

Posted by: toby928 at July 18, 2025 02:05 PM (jc0TO)

276 I have lived in several large urban areas, all of which had NPR stations. So if the concern is losing stations supporting rural America, how about cutting the stations in urban areas and keeping the rural ones?

What's that? Oh, white liberals don't actually live in rural areas. I see...

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 18, 2025 02:05 PM (MZ+PY)

277 Fascinating the Left had the presidency for four years and never thought to look into Epstein. Must have slipped their mind!!!

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2025 02:04 PM (Qr870)


Ooh !!! Are we talking about Epstein now ? I have some thoughts on the topic.

Posted by: Man Without A Party at July 18, 2025 02:05 PM (du1c2)

278 254 Plus a weeping Ken Burns who was threatening to commit suicide by leaping from a first story window.

He'd make a documentary out of it. That would suck.
Posted by: Man Without A Party
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His time is done. AI can do what Burns does for a lot less composing orated slide shows of historical events.

The upside of AI is that a certain type of vampiric critter will be demonetized--Burns never conducted any original research only collated it, added music, and pictures/videos, put to a slow narrated slide show effect.

As do a lot of documentary makers in homage to the dude.

Posted by: whig at July 18, 2025 02:05 PM (ctrM5)

279 You can have my bird hands when you pry them from my cold dead bird hands.

Posted by: eleven at July 18, 2025 02:05 PM (fV+MH)

280 87 My prediction: this will not impact NPR or PBS one bit. They receive 95% of their funding from other sources, which will prove that their decades of caterwauling has been much ado about nothing. It seems that the "public" imprimatur was of paramount importance to hide behind, pretending to be an absolute good.
Posted by: Moonbeam at July 18, 2025 01:28 PM (rbKZ6)
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They say that. I don't believe that. It's like PP claiming that 80% of their procedures aren't abortions. The way that NPR is fighting to the death for this funding strongly suggests it's worth much more to them than 5%.

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 18, 2025 01:32 PM (iFTx/)

Agreed. A lot of their other sources were NGOs, who also no longer have their funding, so the pinch this year is way bigger than just this cut...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 18, 2025 02:06 PM (tOcjL)

281 Do you have six fingers?
Posted by: Inigo Montoya at July 18, 2025 02:00 PM


Do you always begin conversations this way?

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Westley at July 18, 2025 02:06 PM (kgE5c)

282 Do you have six fingers?
Posted by: Inigo Montoya at July 18, 2025 02:00 PM (0sNs

And one thumb.

Posted by: 4rth of July fan at July 18, 2025 02:06 PM (lPvx2)

283
Who is ready for National Filmstrips Television?

All your favorites in one location!

Subscribe and get our freshly run mimeographs scented air freshener for your vehicle!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at July 18, 2025 02:06 PM (QhggB)

284 MSNBC's Chris Hayes Says the Colbert Cancellation Means America Has Failed the Test of a Free Society

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The Babylon Bee makes fun of the Trumpenfuehrer all the time, e.g.

Man Who Vowed To Release Epstein Files Berates Idiots For Believing There Are Epstein Files

P.S. Another Trump scandal.

WSJ Reveals Trump Once Wrote 'BOOBS' On A Calculator And Showed It To Epstein

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Lying Dogface Pony Soldier at July 18, 2025 02:07 PM (L/fGl)

285 @ ellipsis [WILLOWED ICYMI:]

But seriously I don't think it'll happen this year. Brit Lass is still contending with her son's suicide in 2020 and isn't in a meeting people space.

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2025 01:18 PM (Qr870)

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Ugh. Was not aware of and so sorry to hear that.

None of my (or our) business obviously, but I remember adding her to my ever-expanding prayer list a few years back when you discovered she'd been (shockingly given her general excellent level of physical fitness) diagnosed with COPD -- and hope that it's been possible to overcome or at least manage it without much grief (as I know absolutely nothing about it).

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Alligator Alcatraz the Gulf of Gator Gitmo! at July 18, 2025 02:07 PM (o48o8)

286 Delta, $DAL, to eliminate set prices in favor of AI that determines how much you personally will pay for a ticket, per FORTUNE
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Set my VPN to a low-income zip code and BOOM, half price, baby! Sounds good.


I wonder if there is a market for a designer browser history that one can load that is full of websites that are consistent with poor people or the type of demographic that $DAL perceives as suffering from Disparate Impact and as part of their DEI policies make favorable pricing.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 18, 2025 02:07 PM (KhyP1)

287 Wine moms at one time were at least nominally Republican. But no more.

Back when Karen McAWFL-WhiteCollar was married to Joe WhiteCollar she was annoyed that the government was taking such a large slice of his pay.

Now that she frivoriced him and gets a steady check that way she's her real worry is her full time (but with part time hours) government/NGO job on the block so why would she vote R?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 18, 2025 02:08 PM (t0Rmr)

288 Subscribe and get our freshly run mimeographs scented air freshener for your vehicle!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at July 18, 2025 02:06 PM


This man is definitely 29.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 18, 2025 02:08 PM (kgE5c)

289 Its the usual suspects, almost always some female GOP Senator that keeps it from happening.

I think at least some of it is that the GOP is no longer a lot of upper-middle class, country club types. Much more working class now and working class people dont sit around and listen to NPR. Wine moms at one time were at least nominally Republican. But no more.
Posted by: Leupold
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Yes, the party base is not longer the country club corporate types. Many of that country club/corporate types have moved left just as the places that educated them and their contact networks have. Most of them no longer have much allegiance, if any to the US, but rather their counterparts across the world. Particularly true of the big multinational corps or ngos. They view countries and their peoples to be plundered and ruled rather than co-citizens.

Posted by: whig at July 18, 2025 02:08 PM (ctrM5)

290 Do they have the movies from school on YouTube yet? The ones the faculty showed in lieu of having class.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 18, 2025 02:08 PM (Nt5aK)

291 What is the correlation of elongated skulls and six fingered people?

Posted by: pudinhead at July 18, 2025 02:08 PM (W3T6M)

292 "Subscribe and get our freshly run mimeographs scented air freshener for your vehicle!"



That would be heaven.

Posted by: eleven at July 18, 2025 02:08 PM (fV+MH)

293 Burns' Civil War was the best thing PBS ever did, and it was superb. They've been riding that hobby horse for 40 years.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2025 02:02 PM (Riz8t)
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I don't know if it was the best thing they broadcast, but I did like hearing Ashokan Farewell for the first time, and loved hearing all the interview clips with Shelby Foote.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 18, 2025 02:08 PM (CHEpZ)

294 Do you have six fingers?
Posted by: Inigo Montoya at July 18, 2025 02:00 PM (0sNs

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I have six fingers. I mean, they're part of the ten, but yes, I have six.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 18, 2025 02:09 PM (2UnvF)

295
The only thing worth watching was the New Yankee Workshop, and they retired that show anyway.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 18, 2025 02:09 PM (IifOV)

296 Do they have the movies from school on YouTube yet? The ones the faculty showed in lieu of having class.
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 18, 2025 02:08 PM



Hemo the Magnificent?

Posted by: toby928 at July 18, 2025 02:09 PM (jc0TO)

297
Again, who ever smelta, Delta:

@unusual_whales 5h
Delta, $DAL, to eliminate set prices in favor of AI that determines how much you personally will pay for a ticket, per FORTUNE
Posted by: weft cut-loop



Pay with a government credit card and you pay x5 times citizen's prices. Since Delta has generally been the preferred air carrier for official govt travel, it should be easy to program.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 18, 2025 02:09 PM (y9nCu)

298 Again, who ever smelta, Delta:

@unusual_whales 5h
Delta, $DAL, to eliminate set prices in favor of AI that determines how much you personally will pay for a ticket, per FORTUNE
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 18, 2025 01:58 PM (mlg/3)

I guess the boffins at Delta don't keep up with Pixy's Daily Tech News reports on AI failures. This will be popcorn worthy.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 18, 2025 02:09 PM (wVcYX)

299 MAZE
@mazemoore
A beautiful four-part story.

https://tinyurl.com/3kjmamje

Posted by: redridinghood at July 18, 2025 02:10 PM (NpAcC)

300 WSJ Reveals Trump Once Wrote 'BOOBS' On A Calculator And Showed It To Epstein

Its funny in the 90s the left told us it didn't matter if the President was having an affair *in* the White House with an *intern*. And they were shocked then the right didn't care if Trump did or did not have an affair at some point in the past.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 18, 2025 02:10 PM (t0Rmr)

301 To be honest, I suspected Mr. Hooper all along.

Posted by: Feet of Clay at July 18, 2025 02:10 PM (G5+As)

302 Do they have the movies from school on YouTube yet? The ones the faculty showed in lieu of having class.
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 18, 2025 02:08 PM


I found the Chicken Fat song from gym class. I guarantee you could find those movies somewhere on EweToob.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 18, 2025 02:10 PM (kgE5c)

303
Also the Woodrights shop was good. But again, they stopped that show in 2017

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 18, 2025 02:10 PM (IifOV)

304 201 Has Pete Schweddy weighed in yet? He was a regular on NPR's Delicious Dish.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 18, 2025 01:52 PM (wVcYX

He had that one really tasty dish the women (and some men) enjoyed savoring in their mouths.

Posted by: mishdog at July 18, 2025 02:10 PM (1A9MD)

305 "MSNBC's Chris Hayes Says the Colbert Cancellation Means America Has Failed the Test of a Free Society
"


lolwut

Posted by: eleven at July 18, 2025 02:11 PM (fV+MH)

306 MSNBC's Chris Hayes Says the Colbert Cancellation Means America Has Failed the Test of a Free Society

-Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Lying Dogface Pony Soldier at July 18, 2025 02:07 PM (L/fGl)

The fact that a dude like Colbert had a show on despite the ratings and lack of impact for years shows the failure of a Free Society.

I can't recall the last time I heard anyone even mock Colbert or the other late night drones. I pass over clips of the others every so often. And I'm from the era where these shows mattered quite a bit.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2025 02:11 PM (8avO+)

307 #284

MSNBC's Chris Hayes Says the Colbert Cancellation Means America Has Failed the Test of a Free Society


Nothing defines America's failure than cancelling a show that featured the host dancing and singing the Nicene Creed for the amusement of his audience.

Posted by: mrp at July 18, 2025 02:12 PM (rj6Yv)

308 The scribes received their marching orders. The outrage phrase du jour is "clawed back."

Posted by: Joefrombako at July 18, 2025 02:12 PM (Bf5aC)

309 WSJ Reveals Trump Once Wrote 'BOOBS' On A Calculator And Showed It To Epstein

Given Trump's penchant for hyperbole, it was probably 58008.618

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 18, 2025 02:12 PM (KhyP1)

310 Has Pete Schweddy weighed in yet? He was a regular on NPR's Delicious Dish.
Posted by: Count de Monet

He had that one really tasty dish the women (and some men) enjoyed savoring in their mouths.
Posted by: mishdog

Meh, Chef's chocolate salty balls were better.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 18, 2025 02:12 PM (ftFVW)

311 Again, who ever smelta, Delta:

@unusual_whales 5h
Delta, $DAL, to eliminate set prices in favor of AI that determines how much you personally will pay for a ticket, per FORTUNE
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 18, 2025 01:58 PM (mlg/3)

I guess the boffins at Delta don't keep up with Pixy's Daily Tech News reports on AI failures. This will be popcorn worthy.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 18, 2025 02:09 PM (wVcYX)
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Fortune is embellishing what Delta is really proposing. It's nothing more than using AI to try to charge people more. Like they need AI to do that.

The problem with air travel is that it's basically a government-enforced monopoly and every single airline charges pretty much exactly the same for the same routes. There are a few exceptions, but mostly if you go to expedia and put in a flight for quotes, the results are pretty much to the penny.

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 18, 2025 02:12 PM (iFTx/)

312 Do they have the movies from school on YouTube yet? The ones the faculty showed in lieu of having class.
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 18, 2025 02:08 PM

I found the Chicken Fat song from gym class. I guarantee you could find those movies somewhere on EweToob.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 18, 2025 02:10 PM (kgE5c)

Probably not the car crash ones from Driver's Ed

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2025 02:12 PM (8avO+)

313 The only thing worth watching was the New Yankee Workshop, and they retired that show anyway.
Posted by: Frank Barone

That's too bad. Did he run out of fingers?

Posted by: Bad Auger! at July 18, 2025 02:12 PM (G5+As)

314 Agreed. A lot of their other sources were NGOs, who also no longer have their funding, so the pinch this year is way bigger than just this cut...
Posted by: Nova Local
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In my limited NPR exposure, seems like every other sponsor they mention on air is some white shoe law firm.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 18, 2025 02:12 PM (XvL8K)

315 "What is the correlation of elongated skulls and six fingered people?
Posted by: pudinhead"

It sounds vaguely dirty?

Posted by: eleven at July 18, 2025 02:13 PM (fV+MH)

316 It always struck me as amusing that Jon Stewart passed his mantle to Colbert - the biggest clown nose in DC.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 18, 2025 02:13 PM (t0Rmr)

317 When I drive out into the sticks though, even in a blue area, it is ALL Trump signs. If these people are consuming the same infotainment it isn't having any impact on their political views...and why would they subject themselves to this crap anyway?
Posted by: 18-1 a
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Upper class twits always justify their bennies from the fedgov as desirable while deploring the deplorables. Some of those supposedly on the right--Jay Nordlinger of NR is probably on suicide watch.

Simply put, internet has made broadcast networks redundant and that gives the propagandists the sadz.

Posted by: whig at July 18, 2025 02:13 PM (ctrM5)

318 286 Delta, $DAL, to eliminate set prices in favor of AI that determines how much you personally will pay for a ticket, per FORTUNE
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Set my VPN to a low-income zip code and BOOM, half price, baby! Sounds good.

I wonder if there is a market for a designer browser history that one can load that is full of websites that are consistent with poor people or the type of demographic that $DAL perceives as suffering from Disparate Impact and as part of their DEI policies make favorable pricing.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure


Maybe Delta will make you request tickets in typed natural language, and the price will be dependent on how you ask:

"My dearest inimitable Delta Airlines, mayst I request from thee a ticket to Boston, such that I may visit Mater on Martha's Vineyard?"

"Yes, human. The price is $950."

vs.

"Gimme tic to Bstun, BITCH!"

"Yes, human. The price is $75."

Posted by: zombie at July 18, 2025 02:13 PM (pMi6S)

319 What a tragedy it would be if Rez residents aren't able to take a break from smoking meth to enjoy a salvage yard moment with NPR.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 18, 2025 02:14 PM (2ap+5)

320 316 It always struck me as amusing that Jon Stewart passed his mantle to Colbert - the biggest clown nose in DC.
Posted by: 18-1
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Only if you mean clowns in the sad, evil, depressing types like John Wayne Gacy. He was a big Dem too, you know.

Posted by: whig at July 18, 2025 02:14 PM (ctrM5)

321 In my limited NPR exposure, seems like every other sponsor they mention on air is some white shoe law firm.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 18, 2025 02:12 PM


or the Ford Foundation.

Posted by: toby928 at July 18, 2025 02:14 PM (jc0TO)

322 "WSJ Reveals Trump Once Wrote 'BOOBS' On A Calculator And Showed It To Epstein"



(. Y .)

Posted by: eleven at July 18, 2025 02:14 PM (fV+MH)

323 Only if you mean clowns in the sad, evil, depressing types like John Wayne Gacy. He was a big Dem too, you know.
Posted by: whig at July 18, 2025 02:14 PM (ctrM5)

Gay pedo. Checks out.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 18, 2025 02:15 PM (MGB5H)

324 >>The left exists like a malignant parasite within the government ... This parasite will kill us


Parasite or cancer?

Posted by: lurk at July 18, 2025 02:15 PM (7IOVT)

325 I watched network TV for the first time in year recently.

It was all ads for AIDS drugs and commercials with homos and trannies.

People watch this crap?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 18, 2025 02:15 PM (t0Rmr)

326
For decades, Delaware never had a national park. We survived just fine. Made us unique in a different way and was a point of some pride.

The AWFLs and their fanbois got all huffy and started whining, "Why doesn't Delaware have a national park? Is that fair? IS IT?"

So Congressional jackasses girded their loins and conjured up some form of a National Park for Delaware. Ken Burns (Ken! Burns!) threw his support behind the effort. AWFLs and fanbois swooned. And Delaware got its National Park.

I have despised that meddlesome little shit ever since that time.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at July 18, 2025 02:15 PM (QhggB)

327 The scribes received their marching orders. The outrage phrase du jour is "clawed back."
Posted by: Joefrombako at July 18, 2025 02:12 PM (Bf5aC)

Not the craw, the craw!

Posted by: The Claw at July 18, 2025 02:15 PM (wVcYX)

328 Probably not the car crash ones from Driver's Ed
Posted by: Oldcat

Alas they don't have those in driver ed anymore as reported by one of my little hobbits last year.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 18, 2025 02:16 PM (ftFVW)

329 Burns' Civil War was the best thing PBS ever did, and it was superb. They've been riding that hobby horse for 40 years.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2025 02:02 PM (Riz8t)
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I don't know if it was the best thing they broadcast, but I did like hearing Ashokan Farewell for the first time, and loved hearing all the interview clips with Shelby Foote.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 18, 2025 02:08 PM (CHEpZ)

Even that, though is niche, even though I am in the niche. Where's the stuff Sports fans might like? Where is stuff for the South or Midwest or Rural places? Masterpiece Theatre didn't even show American stuff.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2025 02:16 PM (8avO+)

330 OK lets step back a moment and look at this. Congress has, for the first time in my life, maybe the first time in the existence of the United States, actually cut spending. NOt reduced the increase in spending, not capped, not kept at a steady level, but reduced spending by nine billion dollars.

REDUCED.

now, with an annual budget of $1.9 TRILLION dollars in a nation 37 trillion in debt, its a tiny shuffle forward in a double marathon but... cuts. I can hardly believe it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2025 02:16 PM (dfIr7)

331
Is Crane-Armed an acceptable alternate?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at July 18, 2025 02:16 PM (QhggB)

332 MSNBC's Chris Hayes Says the Colbert Cancellation Means America Has Failed the Test of a Free Society
...................................
Whoa, dude. Save some chicks for the rest of us.

Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin' in Amish Country at July 18, 2025 02:16 PM (uGaBv)

333 We are $37T+ in debt.

Sorry Karen McAFWL if you want to watch some British crime drama or listen to why Orangman bad you can pay for those channels just like everyone else does.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 18, 2025 02:16 PM (t0Rmr)

334 OK lets step back a moment and look at this. Congress has, for the first time in my life, maybe the first time in the existence of the United States, actually cut spending. NOt reduced the increase in spending, not capped, not kept at a steady level, but reduced spending by nine billion dollars. /i]

Remember though Donald Trump is not a real conservative

Posted by: Goldberg, Kristol, Will, etc at July 18, 2025 02:17 PM (t0Rmr)

335 Even that, though is niche, even though I am in the niche. Where's the stuff Sports fans might like? Where is stuff for the South or Midwest or Rural places? Masterpiece Theatre didn't even show American stuff.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2025 02:16 PM (8avO+

The burns baseball, which was in the same era as civil war was also good. That was it.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 18, 2025 02:18 PM (MGB5H)

336 NPR/PBS is going to be fine, they have an audience who can pay up. Besides, who cares.

The NPR audience was so rarified they thought the movie "Deliverance" was a documentary about rural America and "Exorcist" was a tell-all about the Catholic Church.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 18, 2025 02:18 PM (AYA0R)

337 5 I watched network TV for the first time in year recently.

It was all ads for AIDS drugs and commercials with homos and trannies.

People watch this crap?

----

Was that the one with the dancing baseball players? The list of side effects went on for two minutes, and was hilariously horrifying. Anal rashes and bacterial infection of the taint?

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at July 18, 2025 02:18 PM (p4vyY)

338 I watched network TV for the first time in year recently.

It was all ads for AIDS drugs and commercials with homos and trannies.

People watch this crap?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 18, 2025 02:15 PM (t0Rmr)
____

"I find it riveting!"

-- Spartacus Booker

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 18, 2025 02:18 PM (iFTx/)

339 Probably not the car crash ones from Driver's Ed
Posted by: Oldcat

Alas they don't have those in driver ed anymore as reported by one of my little hobbits last year.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 18, 2025 02:16 PM (ftFVW)

Tsk tsk. Those caught the attention of those that usually paid little attention to class. Might have saved a few lives showing it. Not anymore.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2025 02:18 PM (8avO+)

340 "Aim High In Steering" is an excellent FoMoCo driver's ed film.

Posted by: Auto Autist at July 18, 2025 02:18 PM (G5+As)

341 "WSJ Reveals Trump Once Wrote 'BOOBS' On A Calculator And Showed It To Epstein"



(. Y .)
Posted by: eleven at July 18, 2025 02:14 PM


80085 is what numerical calculators of Earth's 20th Century could support regarding this.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 18, 2025 02:18 PM (0sNs1)

342 Epstein"



(. Y .)
Posted by: eleven at July 18, 2025 02:14 PM (fV+MH)

At the risk of being a target of snark that looks more like a chippendales dancer wearing a tie.

Posted by: polynikes at July 18, 2025 02:18 PM (VofaG)

343 I haven't listened to or watched public broadcasting this century because the bias is so extreme and insufferable.

Missed the last post, but here's a trial lawyer's take: do a little Kabuki to get the left demanding Epstein files, then go to the last unadulterated source - the grand jury transcripts. The WSJ article was just the obvious proof the left made hoax booby traps, like all the other crap they pulled after November. Have to hand it to the left, they are acting like the GOP in that they overplayed the hand, snatching defeat from success on this issue. www coffeeandcovid com p honeypot-friday-july-18-2025-c-and

Posted by: Smellslikevictory at July 18, 2025 02:18 PM (jPdyB)

344 Has anyone ever taken a picture of Chris Hayes and Rachel Maddow in the same room together?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 18, 2025 02:19 PM (t0Rmr)

345 Posted by: Oglebay at July 18, 2025 02:14 PM (2ap+5)

This made me laugh way harder than I anticipated.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 18, 2025 02:19 PM (eZwyX)

346 Nood Colbert cancelled.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 18, 2025 02:20 PM (QsMb/)

347 Nothing defines America's failure than cancelling a show that featured the host dancing and singing the Nicene Creed for the amusement of his audience.

Posted by: mrp at July 18, 2025 02:12 PM (rj6Yv)

Didn't he dance around the stage as a Vaccine Shot?
Or was he a condom?

Maybe both?

I never watched him, but I vaguely recall some clips.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 18, 2025 02:20 PM (6ydKt)

348 Remember though Donald Trump is not a real conservative

What is even more fascinating to me is that this time, unlike the last Trump administration, the Republican Party is not only considering Trump their boss, but they have realized that their base and the nation at large supports his plan and wants real cuts. They have learned, or at least are willing to pretend that they learned.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2025 02:20 PM (dfIr7)

349 Do they have the movies from school on YouTube yet? The ones the faculty showed in lieu of having class.
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 18, 2025 02:08 PM

I found the Chicken Fat song from gym class. I guarantee you could find those movies somewhere on EweToob.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 18, 2025 02:10 PM (kgE5c)

Probably not the car crash ones from Driver's Ed
Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2025 02:12 PM (8avO+)

Signal 30 (1959). Showed in the 1960's, 1970's and 1980's.

Also "Red Asphalt"

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 18, 2025 02:20 PM (wVcYX)

350 Tsk tsk. Those caught the attention of those that usually paid little attention to class. Might have saved a few lives showing it. Not anymore.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2025 02:18 PM

They are as effective as the ones they show to drunk drivers in their mea culpa classes.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 18, 2025 02:20 PM (MGB5H)

351 326: what is Delaware's National Park?

Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin' in Amish Country at July 18, 2025 02:20 PM (uGaBv)

352 YouTube has turned to psychological warfare to force viewers to choose "ad free" subscriptions. The number of bowel movement-related ads has increased exponentially. How many people with weaker constitutions have had it up to here with references to "stuck poop", I ask you.

Posted by: mrp at July 18, 2025 02:20 PM (rj6Yv)

353 Was that the one with the dancing baseball players? The list of side effects went on for two minutes, and was hilariously horrifying. Anal rashes and bacterial infection of the taint?

The AIDS drug commercial that I remember was some open shirted white guy talking to a white shlub with it very clear they were about to go hit a public park together, then a black woman with a black guy who were doing romantic type stuff.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 18, 2025 02:21 PM (t0Rmr)

354 What is this all about?

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene @RepMTG

Remember when Canada froze the truckers (Freedom Convoy) bank accounts and crypto when they protested against vaccine mandates?

Canada NOT China.

Congress is passing a bill today (GENIUS Act) that that opens the back door to a central bank digital currency (CBDC).

The Fed has been working on this for years.

The ultimate goal is to move us to a cashless society and digital currency.

House Republicans want a ban on CBDC but the Senate says they don’t have enough votes to pass a ban on CBDC!

Johnson refused to allow us to make amendments to the bill and says he will put the ban on CBDC in the NDAA.

BUT IF IT WON’T PASS NOW, IT WON’T PASS THEN!!!!!

X post: https://bit.ly/45iraZR

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 18, 2025 02:21 PM (P5BPp)

355 349 Do they have the movies from school on YouTube yet? The ones the faculty showed in lieu of having class.
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 18, 2025 02:08 PM


The Red Balloon?

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at July 18, 2025 02:22 PM (p4vyY)

356 NPR/PBS is going to be fine, they have an audience who can pay up. Besides, who cares.

The NPR audience was so rarified they thought the movie "Deliverance" was a documentary about rural America and "Exorcist" was a tell-all about the Catholic Church.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 18, 2025 02:18 PM (AYA0R)

The elites don't pay for public tv or radio themselves, unless they get their name on it. The day to day money comes from the middle class bullied relentlessly for it. Then they get nothing in return.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2025 02:22 PM (8avO+)

357 How do say "Orwellian" in French?

https://is.gd/aWDmid

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Lying Dogface Pony Soldier at July 18, 2025 02:22 PM (L/fGl)

358 326: what is Delaware's National Park?
Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin' in Amish Country at July 18, 2025 02:20 PM (uGaBv)

I think it's a place called Rhode Island.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 18, 2025 02:23 PM (wVcYX)

359 Do they have the movies from school on YouTube yet? The ones the faculty showed in lieu of having class.
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 18, 2025 02:08 PM


The Red Balloon?
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at July 18, 2025 02:22 PM (p4vyY)

I remember seeing Liz Taylor and Dick Burton in Taming of the Shrew in class. It sure beat the dull recitations and read-aloud and you could grok the differences in language better.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2025 02:24 PM (8avO+)

360 Congress is passing a bill today (GENIUS Act) that that opens the back door to a central bank digital currency (CBDC).

I put MTG's X post into Grok and asked what it is about.

Very detailed answer: https://bit.ly/46hNiFN

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 18, 2025 02:24 PM (P5BPp)

361 what is Delaware's National Park?
Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin' in Amish Country at July 18, 2025 02:20 PM (uGaBv)

I think it's a place called Rhode Island.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 18, 2025 02:23 PM (wVcYX)

What is it, Curvy Border National Park?

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2025 02:24 PM (8avO+)

362 what is Delaware's National Park?

I think its at the first pond that Joe Biden swum naked in front of a female SS agent right?

Or is it the first public shower he took Ashley too?

Maybe it was the same place?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 18, 2025 02:24 PM (t0Rmr)

363 The AIDS drug commercial that I remember was some open shirted white guy talking to a white shlub with it very clear they were about to go hit a public park together, then a black woman with a black guy who were doing romantic type stuff.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 18, 2025 02:21 PM (t0Rmr)

I remember the decades of pressure to say that despite reality, women were just as likely as men to get AIDs without needle sharing.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2025 02:26 PM (8avO+)

364 Blood on the Tracks

Posted by: toby928 at July 18, 2025 02:26 PM (jc0TO)

365 Probably not the car crash ones from Driver's Ed
Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2025 02:12 PM (8avO+)

Signal 30 (1959). Showed in the 1960's, 1970's and 1980's.

Also "Red Asphalt"
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 18, 2025 02:20 PM (wVcYX)


I think there was one called The Suicide Club around the same time. I did see Signal 30 though.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 18, 2025 02:27 PM (g8Ew8)

366 Out: Dancers pretending they are hypodermic needles full of the clot shot circling Colbert in studio

In: Hypodermic needles full of fun juice circling Colbert at home

Posted by: 18-1 at July 18, 2025 02:27 PM (t0Rmr)

367 Johnny Carson watching late night TV over the past 25 years:

You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 18, 2025 02:27 PM (wVcYX)

368 YouTube has turned to psychological warfare to force viewers to choose "ad free" subscriptions. The number of bowel movement-related ads has increased exponentially. How many people with weaker constitutions have had it up to here with references to "stuck poop", I ask you.
Posted by: mrp at July 18, 2025 02:20 PM (rj6Yv)

Might just be getting older....

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2025 02:27 PM (8avO+)

369
First State National Historical Park is a National Park Service unit which lies primarily in the state of Delaware but which extends partly into Pennsylvania in Chadds Ford. Initially created as First State National Monument by President Barack Obama under the Antiquities Act on March 25, 2013, the park was later redesignated as First State National Historical Park by Congress.

It's a mishmash of sites with no overarching rhyme
or reason, just that they are (mostly) in Delaware.

An acquaintance, who works for the Pennsylvania State Parks, remarked at the time it was formed, "Why do you want to bring those meddlesome national park nitwits into the picture? They bugger up everything that they touch."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at July 18, 2025 02:28 PM (QhggB)

370
I remember the decades of pressure to say that despite reality, women were just as likely as men to get AIDs without needle sharing.


I remember looking at the numbers and you are fairly unlikely to get AIDS from vaginal intercourse (though women are at somewhat more risk then men). You really do need anal intercourse and LOTS of it.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 18, 2025 02:29 PM (t0Rmr)

371 "North Carolina Rep. Alma Adams was among the Democrats who rose to defend public broadcasting. "When Hurricane Helene devastated western North Carolina last year"

Yes, biatch, when hurricane Helene devastated W Carolina your fucking Democratic Presidential administration gave those people the middle finger. Ask your Democratic friends to support your liberal bias station.

Posted by: Joe at July 18, 2025 02:29 PM (Uy/WF)

372 I found the Chicken Fat song from gym class. I guarantee you could find those movies somewhere on EweToob.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 18, 2025 02:10 PM (kgE5c)

Still have my original 45 from 8th grade. Robert Preston at his best!

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 18, 2025 02:30 PM (5xuJ/)

373 I remember the decades of pressure to say that despite reality, women were just as likely as men to get AIDs without needle sharing.

I remember looking at the numbers and you are fairly unlikely to get AIDS from vaginal intercourse (though women are at somewhat more risk then men). You really do need anal intercourse and LOTS of it.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 18, 2025 02:29 PM (t0Rmr)

The rough answer is "not possible" with normal acts. Because they never trotted any out and they sure tried.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2025 02:31 PM (8avO+)

374
The sinister link between stuck poop and Big Penguin soon will no longer be secret. You will be shocked!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at July 18, 2025 02:32 PM (QhggB)

375 I remember looking at the numbers and you are fairly unlikely to get AIDS from vaginal intercourse (though women are at somewhat more risk then men). You really do need anal intercourse and LOTS of it.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 18, 2025 02:29 PM (t0Rmr)

strange sex and lots of it. plus almost always drugs, to the point some claimed that it was only spread by drugs and dirty needles.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2025 02:33 PM (8avO+)

376 And another part of this - it isn't even monogamous gay couples spreading AIDS. Its ridiculous amounts of anonymous anal sex.

Had Reagan and co been the people the FNM accuse them of being an closed the bathhouses permanently there would be far, far fewer cases in the US.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 18, 2025 02:34 PM (t0Rmr)

377 I remember looking at the numbers and you are fairly unlikely to get AIDS from vaginal intercourse (though women are at somewhat more risk then men). You really do need anal intercourse and LOTS of it.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 18, 2025 02:29 PM (t0Rmr)

and you have to recall that these numbers might not be trustable.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2025 02:35 PM (8avO+)

378 And another part of this - it isn't even monogamous gay couples spreading AIDS. Its ridiculous amounts of anonymous anal sex.

Had Reagan and co been the people the FNM accuse them of being an closed the bathhouses permanently there would be far, far fewer cases in the US.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 18, 2025 02:34 PM (t0Rmr)

And guess what was never blocked or interfered with by COVID maniacs. Gay bathhouses.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2025 02:36 PM (8avO+)

379 The elites don't pay for public tv or radio themselves, unless they get their name on it. The day to day money comes from the middle class bullied relentlessly for it. Then they get nothing in return.
Posted by: Oldcat

Yep. Political Scientist EE Schattschneider in the 50's had a book about interest groups (he termed them pressure groups). He wrote "the choir of pressure groups sing with an upper class accent."

Posted by: whig at July 18, 2025 02:37 PM (ctrM5)

380 Yep. Political Scientist EE Schattschneider in the 50's had a book about interest groups (he termed them pressure groups). He wrote "the choir of pressure groups sing with an upper class accent."
Posted by: whig at July 18, 2025 02:37 PM (ctrM5)

That was the original name all right before they wanted to go dark and work in secret.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2025 02:38 PM (8avO+)

381 And guess what was never blocked or interfered with by COVID maniacs. Gay bathhouses.
Posted by: Oldcat

That was Fauci's doing in part. He actually did bathhouse public health research back in the day. And then promptly killed a lot of orphans by submitting them to horrendous drug testing.

Psychopathic gnome that viewed living creatures as his toys to manipulate and destroy.

Posted by: whig at July 18, 2025 02:38 PM (ctrM5)

382 I submit that Bernie Sanders is the original bird hands operative. He's been using that style of punctuating his speech for decades, like a pecking bird.

Posted by: George V at July 18, 2025 02:39 PM (HUbHH)

383 I saw Psychopathic Gnome open for the Pink Fairies at Queens Hall in '15.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Alligator Alcatraz the Gulf of Gator Gitmo! at July 18, 2025 02:46 PM (T3zON)

384 North Carolina Rep. Alma Adams was among the Democrats who rose to defend public broadcasting. "When Hurricane Helene devastated western North Carolina last year, public broadcasting was there when traditional communications failed," she said. "Widespread power, cellular and internet outages meant that for thousands of North Carolinians, public radio was how they received their news."

But NPR was NOT their ONLY option for radio news. There are at least 5 other stations in Asheville North Carolina.

Posted by: Mike S at July 18, 2025 02:50 PM (9JkZD)

385 In my limited NPR exposure, seems like every other sponsor they mention on air is some white shoe law firm.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 18, 2025 02:12 PM

or the Ford Foundation.
Posted by: toby928
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The Annenberg Foundation

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2025 02:59 PM (XeU6L)

386 North Carolina Rep. Alma Adams was among the Democrats who rose to defend public broadcasting. "When Hurricane Helene devastated western North Carolina last year, public broadcasting was there when traditional communications failed,"
--------
Complete bullshit. The reliable source of news/reporting here in Asheville was WWNC, 5KW AM station.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2025 03:02 PM (XeU6L)

387 Even today a man is more likely to die of breast cancer than AIDS.

Posted by: toby928 at July 18, 2025 03:04 PM (jc0TO)

388 Take a hard look at the video above of the NOR CEO lamenting the loss of funding. Look at the framed picture behind her. It looks like someone in agony being tortured and screaming! Who would frame and hang such a horror in their home or office? Who would want to gaze upon it and admire it? Evil people. This alone tells us everything we need to know about those at NPR and PBS who want to destroy the innocence of our children.

Posted by: Annie Rose at July 18, 2025 04:08 PM (NzF2S)

389 Downton Abbey could not save PBS and any number of excellent mystery series here in north florida. OH NO, Anyway....

Posted by: paulnjax at July 18, 2025 05:38 PM (j5/wM)

390 Propaganda Broadcasting System and Nazi Propaganda Radio getting Budget Cuts Big Bird gets job driving a Delivery Truck Oscar will drive a Garbage Truck and Cookie Monster will drive a Bread Truck

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at July 18, 2025 06:21 PM (wGqjj)

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