The 4am Club: Meet The Lunatic Women Who Believe We're In the "Wrong Timeline," Who Claim We Have to Get Back to the "Right Timeline" Where Kamala Harris Won the Election

Oh you stupid rural and Christian MAGA voters, why can't you be educated and sophisticated like leftwing women are?

You're probably thinking, "Oh, this is just a couple of dozen random lunatics on TikTok, it doesn't mean anything more than that."

But according to Suzy Weiss of The Free Press, these Tik Toks by floridly insane women garner millions of views.

As Weiss points out, if QAnon was a story for the leftwing media, this story of millions of AWFLs who all believe that the "timeline" split at 4am on election night between the "right timeline" where Kamala won and the "wrong timeline" where Trump won is just as much a story.

But something tells me that the leftwing Traitor's Press won't see it that way.

Suzy Weiss: If Kamala Harris Were President. . .

The 4 a.m. Club is made up of self-proclaimed witches, mystics, and mediums who believe we have been living in an alternate reality since November 6, 2024.

It's been another bizarre week, online and otherwise. While you, hopefully, were staring off into the ocean, or at least enjoying a cold beverage on a patio, I was tunneling deep into an alternate reality where Kamala Harris is president. Let me take you there.
The Left-Wing Version of QAnon Is Here

Let me object: The left-wing version of QAnon was already here. It is BlueAnon, the Democrats and media types (but I repeat myself) who believed every dotty conspiracy theory Rachel Maddow shat into their mouths and still believe in RussiaGate, despite overwhelming evidence that it was a fiction ordered up by Hillary Clinton.

Are we heading toward World War III? Not according to Gia Prism, a self-proclaimed psychic, and the founder of a movement that's the closest thing the left has to QAnon.
It's called the "4 a.m. Club."
It isn't about getting up before the sun to go on a run or to get a head start on work, but rather a confederation of spiritually inclined women who all claim to have woken up suddenly around 4 a.m. on November 6 with a sinking feeling that Donald Trump had won the election. Checking their phones, their feminine intuitions were confirmed.
Except that they don't really believe that he won. Stick with me here. The 4 a.m. Clubbers believe that, really, we might be living in an alternate reality where Trump is president. At 4 a.m. on November 6, 2024 is when the timelines "split." And it's only a matter of time before we all realize it and get back on the "correct" timeline, where Trump failed and Harris took her rightful place as chief executive.
"I have been steadfast, so rock-solid in my belief that she won, and it was only a matter of time before we all got onto that timeline," said one member, @KelleyDaring, who posts on TikTok. "My friends have looked at me like I'm crazy and told me I'm delusional."
And then she found the others just like her. "Those of us in the 4 a.m. Club viscerally experienced that timeline split."
"This is the vision, this is the light that we have been holding," another 4 a.m.-er explained.

There are hundreds of videos with millions of views on 4 a.m. Club videos on TikTok, and additional chatter on left-wing Reddit; and their popularity has only grown since Trump's inauguration. A lot of them are made by self-proclaimed witches, mystics, mediums, clairvoyants, intuitives, and the like. Many, it seems, are nurses with autoimmune disorders.

Yes, the many women who claim to have persistent diseases with very vague symptoms (that pretty much just sum up to "I feel the blahs, I have low energy, and do not take joy in my life") that no doctors are ever capable of diagnosing.

I am not saying that autoimmune disorders are fake, by the way. I know they're real. But it's also a syndrome with many vague and hard-to-pin-down symptoms that simple hypochondriacs tend to glom on to. Hypochondriacs and Munchausen Syndrome people do not claim to have easily-identifiable ailments like a broken shinbone. No, there's an easy test for that. It's always vague stuff like "I just don't feel good" and "I just feel sad a lot." Only certain maladies offer this kind of vague complaint, and they're choosing "autoimmune disorder" en masse to justify their lifelong malingering.

Basically, the 4 a.m. Club is QAnon, but for left-wing women on TikTok who believe they are receiving messages from God in the passenger seat of their Toyota Siennas.
Just as QAnon believed the 2020 election was stolen from Trump, the 4 a.m. Club believes it was stolen from Harris in 2024; both movements see it as their job to alert the rest of the country to what's happening right under their noses.
According to 4 a.m. Club doctrine, it's just a simple matter of collapsing the timelines, so that we enter the correct one, where Harris is the president--in other words, where the Divine Feminine wins."
"It's more than just waking up that morning," says one 4 a.m Clubber. "It's actually about a Great Awakening."

One of these lunatics is going to try to kill the president, imagining this will "collapse the timeline" just like measuring a particle collapses the probability function.

Whereas the most exciting thing in the QAnon world is getting "drops" from "Q"--the supposedly high-ranking but anonymous government official who released predictions about the deep state on 8chan--4 a.m.-ers get "downloads" from "Spirit." As in, Gia got "messages from Spirit about the spiritual purpose of what's happening with ICE." Sometimes, 4 a.m.-ers refer to multiple "spirit guides," which show them visions of Harris's victory (she wore a pin-striped purple pantsuit), or telling them which members of Trump's administration will eventually be prosecuted (Pam Bondi, Marco Rubio, Kristi Noem).

Below, "Gia," one of the "psychic intuitives" and Timeline Witches who claims that she had a feeling that Trump would win the 2024 election at 4am in the morning so she knew that the timeline was "splitting."

By the way, everyone in the country knew Trump would win by 4am; he had been projected to win the election by like 1:30 am.

But she was psychic because she saw a tweet when she woke up.

That video doesn't have a lot of views but Tik Tok is, of course, where all the real feminine insanity breeds and festers.

But I can't link Tik Tok, and it's a Chinese spyware site anyway.

But a Tik Tok is embedded in this article. "Gia Nightshade" or whatever her fake Witch Name is says she's gotten 12,000 new subscribers overnight.

"In the clerb we all awake," one comment beneath Prism's video read. "4 am club here but are we all just so exhausted?" another added. With so much on the line, the 4 a.m. club isn't about spiritually bypassing the election results; members say it's a call to action.

You're all exhausted because you are lazy and you don't want to work but you are feminists who are told you must work so you invent fake diseases to explain why working makes you tired and not Empowered like your idiot Witch-Leaders told you it would.

Ask any guy. We're all tired from working too. We just don't make up Fake Diseases to explain this completely-predictable result of working for a living. We just expect to be worn out by work, not Magically Empowered.

"My content focuses equally on spiritual perspectives and healing opportunities as well as social justice and political activism," Prism tells Fast Company. She hosts group healing meditations but also encourages participation in the physical world: attending protests, donating to causes, and speaking truth to power. There's even merch.
They also have unwavering hope for the future. "We do not believe that the results we see now are the results we're going to end up with," Prism said in a video posted in December 2024. "We have a higher hope, and the reason we have a higher hope is because we were part of something unexplainable that happened to us on election night, and that is why we call it the 4 am Club."

I'm telling you one of these unmarriageable batty wallflowers is going to start shooting people to jump-start the "timeline collapse."

Posted by: Ace at 04:30 PM

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1 That a bold statement, Ace!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 21, 2025 04:31 PM (0sNs1)

2 nooded

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 21, 2025 04:31 PM (pw0qI)

3 That a bold statement, Ace!
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Let's see if it works out for him.

Posted by: Dark Litigator at July 21, 2025 04:33 PM (KAi1n)

4 So wait, are they saying Trump is like a warlock or vigo the carpathian or what?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 21, 2025 04:33 PM (zZu0s)

5 Thank you, Ace!

Comedy Gold!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 21, 2025 04:33 PM (dKEEs)

6 Lunatic Women

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Redundant

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 21, 2025 04:33 PM (u73oe)

7 I won't know what to think about this post until I hear from Miss Cleo.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 21, 2025 04:33 PM (Riz8t)

8 AZ deplorable moron nooded before he posted.

No greater love hath a Commentator than nooding before trying for a First!

* tips hat *

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 21, 2025 04:33 PM (0sNs1)

9 >>>The 4 a.m. Club is made up of self-proclaimed witches, mystics, and mediums who believe we have been living in an alternate reality since November 6, 2024.

They should trust the plan.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 21, 2025 04:33 PM (i24o9)

10 Looks more like 4 am cattle.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 21, 2025 04:33 PM (wkyL2)

11 But according to Suzy Weiss of The Free Press, these Tik Toks by floridly insane women garner millions of views.

Most are laughing at them.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2025 04:34 PM (hu2N2)

12 What? This is batshit insane, sorry.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 21, 2025 04:34 PM (hs4ik)

13 I won't know what to think about this post until I hear from Miss Cleo.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 21, 2025 04:33 PM (Riz8t)

Have you finished paying off the fees from calling here decades ago?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 21, 2025 04:34 PM (S/Y4j)

14 No comment.

Posted by: John Titor at July 21, 2025 04:34 PM (Ldgt5)

15 I won't know what to think about this post until I hear from Miss Cleo.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 21, 2025 04:33 PM (Riz8t)

Have you finished paying off the fees from calling here decades ago?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 21, 2025 04:34 PM (S/Y4j)

her, not here. Ugh!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 21, 2025 04:34 PM (S/Y4j)

16 I'm telling you one of these unmarriageable batty wallflowers is going to start shooting people to jump-start the "timeline collapse."

Posted by: Ace at 04:30 PM

Remember that Jet Li movie where an evil version of Jet li is killing off all the other timeliness Jet lis because if he can be the only one, he will get godlike power?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 21, 2025 04:34 PM (zZu0s)

17 I can't fault these dingbats entirely, when Biden won I also experienced the "wrong timeline" feeling.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 21, 2025 04:35 PM (JvZF+)

18 Nah the large hadron collider at CERN did it first.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 21, 2025 04:35 PM (MGB5H)

19 I saw this movie. Donnie Darko. These broads have to let a plane engine land on them.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 21, 2025 04:35 PM (TdYBy)

20 The 4 a.m. Club is made up of self-proclaimed witches, mystics, and mediums who believe we have been living in an alternate reality since November 6, 2024.

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Second look at Salem?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 21, 2025 04:35 PM (u73oe)

21 16 Remember that Jet Li movie where an evil version of Jet li is killing off all the other timeliness Jet lis because if he can be the only one, he will get godlike power?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 21, 2025 04:34 PM (zZu0s)

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This is an underappreciated subtext of My Dinner with Andre, and I'm glad someone else has discovered it besides me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 21, 2025 04:35 PM (GBKbO)

22 Oh you stupid rural and Christian MAGA voters, why can't you be educated and sophisticated like leftwing women are?
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Ah what Mass-onset Narcissism can do!

Posted by: Axeman at July 21, 2025 04:35 PM (krQz2)

23 The 4 a.m. club is a group of people, mostly on TikTok, who say they were spiritually "activated" when they woke up around 4 a.m. the night of the U.S. election.

Many reported a deep, unshakable sense that Kamala Harris had won, even though the official results coming in at the time said otherwise. Others woke with a feeling of dread.

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MAGA - Make Asylums Great Again

Way too many whack jobs running loose.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2025 04:35 PM (hu2N2)

24 "I feel the blahs, I have low energy, and do not take joy in my life") that no doctors are ever capable of diagnosing.

Many straight men are capable of diagnosing their problem.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 21, 2025 04:36 PM (0sNs1)

25 What's really harmful is that these delusions will be reinforced.

Unless this chick is a quantum physics savant. Which I doubt.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at July 21, 2025 04:36 PM (Ldgt5)

26 >>>Yes, the many women who claim to have persistent diseases with very vague symptoms (that pretty much just sum up to "I feel the blahs, I have low energy, and do not take joy in my life")

and then use that as an excuse for their abuse of xanax and casual alcoholism

Posted by: brak at July 21, 2025 04:36 PM (jGJov)

27 This is an underappreciated subtext of My Dinner with Andre, and I'm glad someone else has discovered it besides me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 21, 2025 04:35 PM (GBKbO)

Lol!

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 21, 2025 04:36 PM (zZu0s)

28 I can't take Gia seriously if she's not going to use Bird Hand Power.

Posted by: far cry at July 21, 2025 04:37 PM (S+UOO)

29 The 4 a.m. Club is made up of self-proclaimed witches, mystics, and mediums who believe we have been living in an alternate reality since November 6, 2024.
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They need to know the following recipe:

1. DeLorean
2. 88 MPH
3. Brick wall.

Posted by: Axeman at July 21, 2025 04:37 PM (krQz2)

30 ELON USED HIS SPACELINK STARLASERS TO HACK THE MACHINES!!!

USE PAPER BALLOTS AND HAND COUNTS SO ORANGE HI+L3R CAN'T CHEAT AGAIN!!!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 21, 2025 04:37 PM (ULPxl)

31 Ladies, here we see the repercussions of not getting enough D. Not vitamin D, just the D.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 21, 2025 04:37 PM (wBaIH)

32 Boy that 19th Amendment sure is working out great!

Posted by: Unintended consequences? Or just unavoidable. at July 21, 2025 04:37 PM (TbWk/)

33 Remember that Jet Li movie where an evil version of Jet li is killing off all the other timeliness Jet lis because if he can be the only one, he will get godlike power?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 21, 2025 04:34 PM (zZu0s)

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This is an underappreciated subtext of My Dinner with Andre, and I'm glad someone else has discovered it besides me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 21, 2025 04:35 PM

My Dinner with André is a Jet Li movie? Who knew?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 21, 2025 04:37 PM (0sNs1)

34 Mile-high club >>> 4 a.m. club.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 21, 2025 04:37 PM (i24o9)

35 "autofeminine disorder"

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 21, 2025 04:37 PM (CHHv1)

36 I'll take "Shit only Leftist White Women Do " for $1000 , Ken

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 21, 2025 04:37 PM (Uahmw)

37 "I feel the blahs, I have low energy, and do not take joy in my life") that no doctors are ever capable of diagnosing.

Many straight men are capable of diagnosing their problem.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Lackadik. Take bofa deez to the chin.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2025 04:37 PM (hu2N2)

38 So my first thought in reaction to this is...wasn't Trump way ahead by 4AM?

Then my second thought...maybe in some other alternative reality they did install Harris with a massive fraud drop at 4AM. I thought Trump had it won when I went to bed on election night in 2020 after all and the late night fraud drop put Biden ahead then...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 21, 2025 04:37 PM (t0Rmr)

39 Ace, they all suffer from long covid, depression, trauma, anxiety, PMS, perimenopause, PCOS and probably fibromyalgia

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 21, 2025 04:37 PM (hs4ik)

40 All I read was that a bunch of fat broads repackaged the plot of "The Man In The High Castle".

Posted by: Jack Package at July 21, 2025 04:37 PM (8LP6B)

41 Are these the same women that shaved their heads when Trump won in a landslide against Kamala?

Posted by: redridinghood at July 21, 2025 04:38 PM (NpAcC)

42 28 I can't take Gia seriously if she's not going to use Bird Hand Power.

I love it when someone crosses the meme streams.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 21, 2025 04:38 PM (Riz8t)

43 Well, this group obviously identified a schism. However, a mental break down and divorce from reality does not equal a timeline divergence.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 21, 2025 04:38 PM (tT6L1)

44 Needs repeating...

M ake
A sylums
G reat
A gain

These people are nuttier than squirrel shit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 21, 2025 04:38 PM (Q4IgG)

45 ...these Tik Toks by floridly insane women garner millions of views.

Yes...each woman watches them 800 times.

Remember...they are f*cking lunatics.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at July 21, 2025 04:38 PM (SuQXo)

46 > Yes, the many women who claim to have persistent diseases with very vague symptoms (that pretty much just sum up to "I feel the blahs, I have low energy, and do not take joy in my life") that no doctors are ever capable of diagnosing.

Long Covid, Chronic Fatigue Syndrome, Multiple Chemical Sensitivity, and Fibromyalgia all come to mind. Any others?

Posted by: bonhomme at July 21, 2025 04:38 PM (lIio7)

47 24 "I feel the blahs, I have low energy, and do not take joy in my life") that no doctors are ever capable of diagnosing.

Many straight men are capable of diagnosing their problem.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 21, 2025 04:36 PM

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31 Ladies, here we see the repercussions of not getting enough D. Not vitamin D, just the D.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 21, 2025 04:37 PM

I rest my case.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 21, 2025 04:38 PM (0sNs1)

48 Do we need to include the qualifier "self-proclaimed" with witches and the like? What's the alternative? Ladies accused of being witches by guys with buckles on their hats?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 21, 2025 04:39 PM (TdYBy)

49 Remember that Jet Li movie where an evil version of Jet li is killing off all the other timeliness Jet lis because if he can be the only one, he will get godlike power?

Wouldn't you get the same effect by just getting exercise and staying fit? As all your flabby hot pocket eating alternate reality yous die from heart disease and/or the clot shot you'll absorb their power...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 21, 2025 04:39 PM (t0Rmr)

50 By the way, everyone in the country knew Trump would win by 4am; he had been projected to win the election by like 1:30 am.

I was going to say...

The "timeline" would have had to split several hours earlier.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 21, 2025 04:39 PM (xTIDn)

51 "My friends have looked at me like I'm crazy and told me I'm delusional."

I guess you didn't understand their response.

Posted by: dantesed at July 21, 2025 04:39 PM (Oy/m2)

52 Yes, the many women who claim to have persistent diseases with very vague symptoms (that pretty much just sum up to "I feel the blahs, I have low energy, and do not take joy in my life") that no doctors are ever capable of diagnosing.

Long Covid, Chronic Fatigue Syndrome, Multiple Chemical Sensitivity, and Fibromyalgia all come to mind. Any others?
Posted by: bonhomme

Lupus.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2025 04:39 PM (hu2N2)

53 Did you wake up at 4 a.m. on November 6, 2024? If so, you're not alone.
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Could be a prostate problem.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 21, 2025 04:40 PM (XeU6L)

54 What's really harmful is that these delusions will be reinforced.

Indeed. It's "YASSSSS KWEEEEN SLAY!" instead of "holy shit you've lost it and need intensive psychiatric treatment," which would be the more appropriate response.

Posted by: Make Asylums Great Again at July 21, 2025 04:40 PM (TbWk/)

55
I don't know wth these women are talking about, but I discern the outline of a cool sci-fi plot. The "timeline," whatever that is, "splits," whatever that means, so now we're living in some reality that conflicts with real-reality, and it will take the efforts of the Intuits to "collapse the timeline," whatever that means, to restore real-reality.

Throw Christopher Nolan, a big-name ensemble cast, and $100mil at it and voila.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2025 04:40 PM (HL/Ld)

56 >>> Ace, they all suffer from long covid, depression, trauma, anxiety, PMS, perimenopause, PCOS and probably fibromyalgia

don't forget their cortisol, gut health, and "hormone balance" -- plus whatever else is trending on instagram

Posted by: brak at July 21, 2025 04:40 PM (jGJov)

57 I can't fault these dingbats entirely, when Biden won I also experienced the "wrong timeline" feeling.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 21, 2025 04:35 PM (JvZF+)
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Barton Fink Feeling >> Wrong Timeline Feeling

Posted by: Axeman at July 21, 2025 04:40 PM (krQz2)

58 this is like that star trek:tng episode in which beverly crusher is trapped in a bubble universe that is collapsing. as parts of the ship disappear, she asks the computer what's going on and it responds (paraphrased) "some idiot built the ship larger than the universe".

Posted by: anachronda at July 21, 2025 04:40 PM (v3pYe)

59 These retarded bimbos need to get laid.

Or, get the shit slapped out of them by a local 'Ette.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 21, 2025 04:40 PM (ULPxl)

60 Birth control and antidepressant pills seem to be blowing up women's sense of reality and reason.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 21, 2025 04:40 PM (PMtkd)

61 Yes, the many women who claim to have persistent diseases with very vague symptoms (that pretty much just sum up to "I feel the blahs, I have low energy, and do not take joy in my life") that no doctors are ever capable of diagnosing

I know someone like this. I tell her sitting around and reading WebMD every time you have a new ache or symptom is just going to drive you crazy and...I just can't get through to her.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 21, 2025 04:40 PM (t0Rmr)

62 Lupus.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2025 04:39 PM (hu2N2)

I have to think doctors chuckle to themselves when they find an actual case of lupus.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 21, 2025 04:40 PM (i24o9)

63 Throw Christopher Nolan, a big-name ensemble cast, and $100mil at it and voila.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2025 04:40 PM (HL/Ld)
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Nah, they've already internalized Sliding Doors.

Posted by: Axeman at July 21, 2025 04:40 PM (krQz2)

64 They've gone from The Handmaid's Tale to Charmed. Can being homeless crackwhores be far behind?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 21, 2025 04:40 PM (Uahmw)

65 They don't have to shoot Trump, ace. They will just MANIFEST him as not-president by wishing about it for a few seconds a day.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 21, 2025 04:41 PM (8avO+)

66 "I have anxiety"

holy shit karen welcome to being human we all have anxiety

Posted by: brak at July 21, 2025 04:41 PM (jGJov)

67 Remember that Jet Li movie where an evil version of Jet li is killing off all the other timeliness Jet lis because if he can be the only one, he will get godlike power?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 21, 2025 04:34 PM (zZu0s)
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You know.... the One.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 21, 2025 04:41 PM (f1kZG)

68 These women should not have eaten large meals from Taco Bell, then gone to bed. The gas buildup by 4 AM must have been horrendous, and broke their minds.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 21, 2025 04:41 PM (S/Y4j)

69 Did you wake up at 4 a.m. on November 6, 2024? If so, you're not alone.
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Could be a prostate problem.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

ISWYDT

Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2025 04:41 PM (hu2N2)

70 As all your flabby hot pocket eating alternate reality yous die from heart disease and/or the clot shot you'll absorb their power...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 21, 2025 04:39 PM (t0Rmr)

I think they were trying to go with a Highlander kind of thing. I think they fucked up when the dismissed the impact that swords had on that movies cult status.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 21, 2025 04:41 PM (zZu0s)

71 The Drunk In The High Castle?

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Alligator Alcatraz the Gulf of Gator Gitmo! at July 21, 2025 04:41 PM (KU4xk)

72 No greater love hath a Commentator than nooding before trying for a First!

* tips hat *
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Thank you, thank you, I'll be in Corsicana in Oct. Hit the tip jar!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 21, 2025 04:41 PM (pw0qI)

73 A very un-Karl-Farbman-like feeling.

Posted by: Axeman at July 21, 2025 04:41 PM (krQz2)

74 Repeal the 19th.

Posted by: Wiese at July 21, 2025 04:41 PM (1pand)

75 You shall not suffer a witch to live.....

Its shit like this that explains that Bible verse to a fuckin T.

Posted by: Its true, sad and funny at once at July 21, 2025 04:41 PM (bZ+t8)

76 Heh. I'm reading Michael Crichton's "Timeline" this week, which fully embraces the multiverse theory.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 21, 2025 04:42 PM (7fElN)

77 50 By the way, everyone in the country knew Trump would win by 4am; he had been projected to win the election by like 1:30 am.
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I was going to say...

The "timeline" would have had to split several hours earlier.

propagation delay. we might be able to measure the speed of a timeline rift by tracking when each of the 4amers woke up.

can i get a grant?

Posted by: anachronda at July 21, 2025 04:42 PM (v3pYe)

78 Hooz cray-cray bitches these are?

Posted by: Dunwiddit at July 21, 2025 04:42 PM (2sMLA)

79 They also have unwavering hope for the future. "We do not believe that the results we see now are the results we're going to end up with," Prism said in a video posted in December 2024. "We have a higher hope, and the reason we have a higher hope is because we were part of something unexplainable that happened to us on election night, and that is why we call it the 4 am Club."

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4 am the next day is NOT on election night.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 21, 2025 04:42 PM (8avO+)

80 Like the flat Earthers, these lunatics are a flowchart of fail and ignorance all the way down.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 21, 2025 04:42 PM (/U5Yz)

81 These crazies need to read Carl Sagan’s Contact… they simply need to decide alien signals emanating from deep space that provide directions to build a very complicated machine that will deliver them into a wormhole so they can find their way to their desired alternate universe

The rest of us can live in reality and go to work which will probably make us tired

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 21, 2025 04:42 PM (i5Vkf)

82 46 > Yes, the many women who claim to have persistent diseases with very vague symptoms (that pretty much just sum up to "I feel the blahs, I have low energy, and do not take joy in my life") that no doctors are ever capable of diagnosing.

Long Covid, Chronic Fatigue Syndrome, Multiple Chemical Sensitivity, and Fibromyalgia all come to mind. Any others?
Posted by: bonhomme at July 21, 2025 04:38 PM (lIio7)

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I just heard of "adrenal fatigue" which is apparently responsible for those symptoms. Or something.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at July 21, 2025 04:42 PM (Ldgt5)

83 Or, get the shit slapped out of them by a local 'Ette.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 21, 2025 04:40 PM (ULPxl)
===

*unfolds folding chair*
*pops Modelo*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 21, 2025 04:42 PM (JvZF+)

84 There was an Amazon mini-series "Counterpart" with J.K. Simmons, that had a similar plot.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 21, 2025 04:42 PM (PiwSw)

85 The "timeline" would have had to split several hours earlier.
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Like before polls opened.

Posted by: Axeman at July 21, 2025 04:42 PM (krQz2)

86 >>> 72 No greater love hath a Commentator than nooding before trying for a First!

* tips hat *
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Thank you, thank you, I'll be in Corsicana in Oct. Hit the tip jar!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 21, 2025 04:41 PM (pw0qI)

Are all of You People aware that this year's TX MoMee will be the *tenth*???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 21, 2025 04:42 PM (ULPxl)

87 They need to know the following recipe:

1. DeLorean
2. 88 MPH
3. Brick wall.
Posted by: Axeman

I'd settle for them getting struck by lightning. Our Strategic DeLorean Reserves are critically low.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 21, 2025 04:43 PM (CuXzV)

88 Heh. I'm reading Michael Crichton's "Timeline" this week, which fully embraces the multiverse theory.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 21, 2025 04:42 PM (7fElN)
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"Recursion" is an interesting take on the diverse timeline genre.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 21, 2025 04:43 PM (tT6L1)

89 The 4 a.m. club is a group of people, mostly on TikTok, who say they were spiritually "activated" when they woke up around 4 a.m. the night of the U.S. election.

Many reported a deep, unshakable sense that Kamala Harris had won, even though the official results coming in at the time said otherwise. Others woke with a feeling of dread.

Sounds demonic to me

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at July 21, 2025 04:43 PM (kTd/k)

90 I don't know wth these women are talking about, but I discern the outline of a cool sci-fi plot. The "timeline," whatever that is, "splits," whatever that means, so now we're living in some reality that conflicts with real-reality, and it will take the efforts of the Intuits to "collapse the timeline," whatever that means, to restore real-reality.

Throw Christopher Nolan, a big-name ensemble cast, and $100mil at it and voila.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2025 04:40 PM (HL/Ld)
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Back to the Future Part II?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 21, 2025 04:43 PM (7fElN)

91 This is also one thing. We too knew in 2020 at about 4am something horrible happened. They fucking stole the election.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 21, 2025 04:43 PM (zZu0s)

92 Posted by: Unintended consequences? Or just unavoidable. at July 21, 2025 04:37 PM (TbWk/)

Worked out pretty well for all the women who voted for Trump this time.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2025 04:43 PM (2GCMq)

93 Did you all see the news that the fat "male youth outreach coordinator" toad finally got canned by the DNC? She reportedly burned through $20 million with little to no results.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 21, 2025 04:43 PM (lIio7)

94 Yes, the many women who claim to have persistent diseases with very vague symptoms (that pretty much just sum up to "I feel the blahs, I have low energy, and do not take joy in my life") that no doctors are ever capable of diagnosing.
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They need some l-reuteri yogurt.

Posted by: Axeman at July 21, 2025 04:43 PM (krQz2)

95 You shall not suffer a witch to live.....

Its shit like this that explains that Bible verse to a fuckin T.

I'm not saying a warhammer type inquisition of cultists and witches would solve all our problems.

But I'm definitely not saying it wouldn't solve some of them

Posted by: 18-1 at July 21, 2025 04:43 PM (t0Rmr)

96 Face reality you stipid fat ass bint, you're all butt hurt batshit crazy cat women that no sane man wants anything to do with.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 21, 2025 04:44 PM (tykPk)

97 81 — decode alien signals… DECODE… I despise autocorrect

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 21, 2025 04:44 PM (i5Vkf)

98

It's 4:00 a.m. Still Waiting for Godot.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 21, 2025 04:44 PM (XeU6L)

99 Lupus.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2025 04:39 PM

You have snatched the pebble. Well done, grasshopper.

Posted by: Gregory House, M.D. at July 21, 2025 04:44 PM (0sNs1)

100 "doing the deep dive of inner healing" LOL

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 21, 2025 04:44 PM (/U5Yz)

101 My Dinner with André is a Jet Li movie? Who knew?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 21, 2025 04:37 PM (0sNs1)

he was hiding under the table.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 21, 2025 04:45 PM (8avO+)

102 My "higher hope" is lower taxes, fewer illegals recieving benefits, more freedoms and safer communities. But hey, your "higher hope" of all cities looking like LA is good too.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 21, 2025 04:45 PM (PMtkd)

103 Also, both Trump and Harris's internal polling showed Trump winning for months before the election.

So the only way Harris wins the election then is fraud...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 21, 2025 04:45 PM (t0Rmr)

104 I have to think doctors chuckle to themselves when they find an actual case of lupus.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 21, 2025 04:40 PM (i24o9)
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When I was treated for pancreatitis every clinician presumed I was a drunk.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 21, 2025 04:45 PM (JvZF+)

105 Face reality you stipid fat ass bint, you're all butt hurt batshit crazy cat women that no sane man wants anything to do with.
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 21, 2025 04:44 PM (tykPk)
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Any guesses how many cats these ladies own between them?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 21, 2025 04:45 PM (tT6L1)

106 "Recursion" is an interesting take on the diverse timeline genre.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 21, 2025 04:43 PM (tT6L1)

Recursion and Manifest are both words i keep seeing popping up slightly out of context lately.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 21, 2025 04:45 PM (zZu0s)

107 NEW: A member of the Oregon Consumer Advisory Council, whose job it is to advise the Oregon Health Authority on mental health policies for the state, identifies as "turtlegender" and uses they/them and 'turtle' pronouns.

CLown World

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 21, 2025 04:45 PM (FCrpy)

108 72 No greater love hath a Commentator than nooding before trying for a First!

* tips hat *
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Thank you, thank you, I'll be in Corsicana in Oct. Hit the tip jar!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 21, 2025 04:41 PM (pw0qI)

Ahem.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 21, 2025 04:46 PM (PiwSw)

109 >>> 105

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Any guesses how many cats these ladies own between them?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 21, 2025 04:45 PM (tT6L1)

HALP US

Posted by: cats trapped by 4am bints at July 21, 2025 04:46 PM (ULPxl)

110 Ace, they all suffer from long covid, depression, trauma, anxiety, PMS, perimenopause, PCOS and probably fibromyalgia

don't forget their cortisol, gut health, and "hormone balance" -- plus whatever else is trending on instagram
Posted by: brak at July 21, 2025 04:40 PM (jGJov)

>>>>
No wonder no man will give them his seed - they keep trumpeting their unsuitability for reproduction.

Posted by: Jack Package at July 21, 2025 04:46 PM (8LP6B)

111 Women who eschew sex with men and deny themselves the male essence contained in semen tend to have mental disorders.

Remember Women, Semen Is Good For You!

Posted by: Heterosexual And Loving It! at July 21, 2025 04:46 PM (rqga2)

112 Recursion and Manifest are both words i keep seeing popping up slightly out of context lately.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 21, 2025 04:45 PM (zZu0s)
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Probably a divergence in the Force.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 21, 2025 04:46 PM (tT6L1)

113 96 Face reality you stipid fat ass bint, you're all butt hurt batshit crazy cat women that no sane man wants anything to do with.
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 21, 2025 04:44 PM (tykPk)

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Ultimately, this is what is going on with these women.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 21, 2025 04:46 PM (PMtkd)

114 Heh. I'm reading Michael Crichton's "Timeline" this week, which fully embraces the multiverse theory.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 21, 2025 04:42 PM (7fElN)
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"Recursion" is an interesting take on the diverse timeline genre.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 21, 2025 04:43 PM (tT6L1)

I'm reading Lord Kalvan of Otherwhen which is probably better.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 21, 2025 04:46 PM (8avO+)

115 I'll tell you one thing though; none of them bishes weigh the same as a duck.

Posted by: Sir Bedivere at July 21, 2025 04:47 PM (CuXzV)

116 I know someone like this. I tell her sitting around and reading WebMD every time you have a new ache or symptom is just going to drive you crazy and...I just can't get through to her.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 21, 2025 04:40 PM (t0Rmr)
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Send her to a different time-waster on the internet. Like the SCP Foundation.

If she's going to go crazy, at least let her be entertained...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 21, 2025 04:47 PM (7fElN)

117 When I was treated for pancreatitis every clinician presumed I was a drunk.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

You mean you aren't?

Posted by: Bulg at July 21, 2025 04:47 PM (77rzZ)

118 4 AM lol

Trump was ahead from the opening bell to the closing bell and it was never in question.

Didn't he win all the swing states or am I on the wrong timeline?

Posted by: eleven at July 21, 2025 04:47 PM (fV+MH)

119 Since Ciampino isn't here:

GO! - SpaceX - Falcon 9 - O3b mPOWER 9 & 10 - SLC-40
Launch Date: July 21, 2025
Launch Time: 5:12 p.m. EDT (2112 UTC, 23:12 CEST)
Launch Window: Open for 120 minutes until 7:12 p.m. EDT
Launch Site: SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral Space Force Station, Florida, USA

https://www.youtube.com/live/CHA-UwYatFE

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 21, 2025 04:47 PM (S/Y4j)

120 Hysteria. It's not just a shitty album by Def Leopard.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 21, 2025 04:48 PM (TdYBy)

121 74 You shall not suffer a witch to live.....

Its shit like this that explains that Bible verse to a fuckin T.

isaiah 3:24

Posted by: anachronda at July 21, 2025 04:48 PM (v3pYe)

122 Was Qanon ever even widely believed? We mostly scoffed at it here. Twitter made it seem like it was widespread.

Posted by: steevy at July 21, 2025 04:48 PM (YwEeS)

123 The 4am Club: Meet The Lunatic Women Who Believe We're In the "Wrong Timeline," Who Claim We Have to Get Back to the "Right Timeline" Where Kamala Harris Won the Election

Are they talking like the marvel multiverse thing?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 21, 2025 04:48 PM (e5NfL)

124 I don't know about 4 am, but at 3 am, I tend to be lonely.

Posted by: matchbox 20 at July 21, 2025 04:48 PM (2sMLA)

125 Recursion and Manifest are both words i keep seeing popping up slightly out of context lately.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 21, 2025 04:45 PM (zZu0s)
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No, Manifest as a verb has been around for a bit, in the context of wishing up a perfect life by magic.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 21, 2025 04:48 PM (8avO+)

126 This is real? Not some fantasy role playing game? Ay yi yi.

Posted by: Piper at July 21, 2025 04:48 PM (pZEOD)

127 Women who eschew sex with men and deny themselves the male essence contained in semen tend to have mental disorders.

I remember there was a female influencer who became famous for arguing about the health benefits of having an all natural protein shake straight from her hubby every day.

Is she right? I'm not sure, but in the news story I was reading about her I noticed in every single picture of her family her husband had a huge smile on his face.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 21, 2025 04:48 PM (t0Rmr)

128
Back to the Future Part II?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

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Inception II. With the all-new Elliot Page!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2025 04:48 PM (HL/Ld)

129 still believe in RussiaGate, despite overwhelming evidence that it was a fiction ordered up by Hillary Clinton.
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The funny part of Russiagate was the main source I read on it was the New York Times. And I could tell the evidence was severely lacking just from the text itself.

And then I found that Danchenko summed up everything that he told Steele as "bar stories", and then later in his own trial, the FIB admitted that Danchenko couldn't be prosecuted for "lying to the FIB" because only the FIB can punish a FIB employee, and THEY KNEW HE WAS LYING.

I never dreamed that there was actually a vacuum of evidence behind the Russian collusion story--although I sensed they didn't have much.

Posted by: Axeman at July 21, 2025 04:48 PM (krQz2)

130 >>> 114 Heh. I'm reading Michael Crichton's "Timeline" this week, which fully embraces the multiverse theory.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 21, 2025 04:42 PM (7fElN)
---------------

"Recursion" is an interesting take on the diverse timeline genre.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 21, 2025 04:43 PM (tT6L1)

I'm reading Lord Kalvan of Otherwhen which is probably better.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 21, 2025 04:46 PM (8avO+)

Oldcat Johnson is right!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 21, 2025 04:48 PM (ULPxl)

131 These retarded bimbos need to get laid.

Or, get the shit slapped out of them by a local 'Ette.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 21, 2025 04:40 PM

In this instance, embracing the power of and could be both efficacious and kinky.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 21, 2025 04:48 PM (0sNs1)

132
Are they talking like the marvel multiverse thing?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 21, 2025 04:48 PM (e5NfL)
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Odd.

Posted by: Dr Strange at July 21, 2025 04:48 PM (tT6L1)

133 I'd hazard a guess that the most effective remedy for most of the 4am club would be serious deep dicking.

And no, not volunteering.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at July 21, 2025 04:49 PM (Ldgt5)

134 If they think Kamala Harris won the election, then how come we haven't seen or heard from her for awhile? Also, the media would be screaming about how great she's been as a President???

Posted by: dantesed at July 21, 2025 04:49 PM (Oy/m2)

135 I just heard of "adrenal fatigue" which is apparently responsible for those symptoms. Or something.
____

Maybe it's "black fatigue". That's been showing up in my youtube feed. I'll have to watch a video one of these days to see what that's all about.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 21, 2025 04:49 PM (Dv3i1)

136 The 4am Club: Meet The Lunatic Women Who Believe We're In the "Wrong Timeline," Who Claim We Have to Get Back to the "Right Timeline" Where Kamala Harris Won the Election

Are they talking like the marvel multiverse thing?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 21, 2025 04:48 PM (e5NfL)

They seem to think there is only one at a time, so it isn't a multiverse.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 21, 2025 04:49 PM (8avO+)

137 > Yes, the many women who claim to have persistent diseases with very vague symptoms (that pretty much just sum up to "I feel the blahs, I have low energy, and do not take joy in my life") that no doctors are ever capable of diagnosing.

Long Covid, Chronic Fatigue Syndrome, Multiple Chemical Sensitivity, and Fibromyalgia all come to mind. Any others?
Posted by: bonhomme at July 21, 2025 04:38 PM (lIio7)

--

I just heard of "adrenal fatigue" which is apparently responsible for those symptoms. Or something.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at July 21, 2025 04:42 PM (Ldgt5)

Here's the thing. Life sucks. It's a death march that we didn't ask for but have to participate in anyway. You can find moments of enjoyment here and there but by and large it's miserable and exhausting. Thing is here they got brainwashed to believe that if they got the franchise, if they got to be in the workplace, if they got to be girlbosses, if they got to commune with their inner goddess, life would be great! It doesn't. Still sucks. Maybe sucks worse. When you're promised solutions to existential shittiness and burn through all of them without effect then what? You're fucked and your last bits of sanity crumble.

Posted by: Embrace the suck . It's the only way. at July 21, 2025 04:49 PM (TbWk/)

138 so many lunatics out there

Posted by: runner at July 21, 2025 04:49 PM (g47mK)

139
I know someone like this. I tell her sitting around and reading WebMD every time you have a new ache or symptom is just going to drive you crazy and...I just can't get through to her.
Posted by: 18-1

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Tell her to do what Hillary does. Just chug some Chardonnay and stick some pins in a doll.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2025 04:49 PM (HL/Ld)

140 Timeline?
Like the one where Ancient Aliens ate the dinosaurs?

Posted by: wth at July 21, 2025 04:50 PM (v0R5T)

141 97 81 — decode alien signals… DECODE… I despise autocorrect

the feeling is mutual

Posted by: otto correct at July 21, 2025 04:50 PM (v3pYe)

142 These women need Jesus.

(Of course, so does everyone else.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 21, 2025 04:50 PM (N1DT3)

143 Imagine if there had been a 4 am Club in November of 1960 (I know, there was no Internet or TikTok then, but stay with me here) that believed in their deepest organs that Richard Nixon won the presidential election, not Kennedy, and . . .

. . . Right. It would have been ignored or laughed into invisibility. And individual members of it would have been hospitalized. We used to have a saying in Da Swamp referring to "the third floor at Charity," meaning the mental ward at the big teaching hospital on Tulane Avenue. Many of these people would have been in the third-floor waiting room that autumn.

How far we have fallen.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 21, 2025 04:50 PM (omVj0)

144 These retarded bimbos need to get laid.

I get to see a lot of these AFWL couples where I live, and honestly, it would probably help them.

But...looking at, and more importantly listening to, both the husbands and wives in these couples I can see why they want nothing to do with each other

Posted by: 18-1 at July 21, 2025 04:50 PM (t0Rmr)

145 When I was treated for pancreatitis every clinician presumed I was a drunk.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

You mean you aren't?
Posted by: Bulg at July 21, 2025 04:47 PM (77rzZ)
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I did not drink for many years and even then only once or twice a year.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 21, 2025 04:50 PM (JvZF+)

146 And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many. Mathew 24:11

But there were also false prophets among the people, even as there will be false teachers among you, who will secretly bring in destructive heresies, even denying the Lord who bought them, and bring on themselves swift destruction. Peter 2:1

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 21, 2025 04:50 PM (/U5Yz)

147 I'm reading Lord Kalvan of Otherwhen which is probably better.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 21, 2025 04:46 PM (8avO+)

Oldcat Johnson is right!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 21, 2025 04:48 PM (ULPxl)

Smith, actually.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 21, 2025 04:50 PM (8avO+)

148 When you're venturing into space/time rip territory to help you cope with Trump's win, you're certifiably off your rocker.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 21, 2025 04:50 PM (qBdHI)

149 The timeline went off the rails when some people convinced women that raising children was oppressive.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 21, 2025 04:51 PM (u73oe)

150 The 4 a.m. Club is made up of self-proclaimed witches, mystics, and mediums

Or, those who work for the dark powers.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 21, 2025 04:51 PM (0eaVi)

151 ‘But according to Suzy Weiss of The Free Press, these Tik Toks by floridly insane women garner millions of views.’

Probably 75% of views are ‘let’s see how nutter these nutters are.’ Which is true for probably all of TT. People stop and stare at car accidents too.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 21, 2025 04:51 PM (H39rY)

152 "To understand recursion, one must first understand recursion."
-- Stephen Hawking

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 21, 2025 04:51 PM (0sNs1)

153 4am is usually when the high wears off.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 21, 2025 04:51 PM (Vvm2m)

154 I really hope none of these dingbat women have children. I can't imagine the harm they would cause them.

Posted by: bluebell at July 21, 2025 04:51 PM (P/Jb0)

155 Bet they do reiki healings too.

Posted by: H at July 21, 2025 04:51 PM (2gjbv)

156 I had a coworker back in the 1990s who believed that everyone ceased to exist when she left the room.
She was pretty smart apart from that.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 21, 2025 04:51 PM (j6Ika)

157 QAnon perhaps stretched credulity, but was otherwise mostly rational. These retards are unhinged lunatics.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 21, 2025 04:52 PM (XMwZJ)

158 Is she right? I'm not sure, but in the news story I was reading about her I noticed in every single picture of her family her husband had a huge smile on his face.
Posted by: 18-1

I have a feeling that if the cure of whatever ails them involves making a man happy, they'd rather remain miserable than take the cure.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 21, 2025 04:52 PM (Dv3i1)

159
so many lunatics out there
Posted by: runner

============

When I saw "Lunatic Women" in the headline I thought it was going to be the usual AWFLs. But... wow. There's no treating people like this. They'll just have to go to their graves ranting.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2025 04:52 PM (HL/Ld)

160 My shaman tells me that I should micro-dose LSD and follow a Grateful Dead cover band around the country and to become enlightened on hippy crack.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 21, 2025 04:52 PM (/gTjv)

161 I really hope none of these dingbat women have children. I can't imagine the harm they would cause them.
Posted by: bluebell at July 21, 2025 04:51 PM (P/Jb0)

I don't think they do, mainly because they'd have to get a date first.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at July 21, 2025 04:52 PM (Ldgt5)

162 56 >>> Ace, they all suffer from long covid, depression, trauma, anxiety, PMS, perimenopause, PCOS and probably fibromyalgia

don't forget their cortisol, gut health, and "hormone balance" -- plus whatever else is trending on instagram
Posted by: brak at July 21, 2025 04:40 PM (jGJov)

I forgot, structural racism and misogyny, institutional also.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 21, 2025 04:52 PM (hs4ik)

163 138 so many lunatics out there

luntik > lunatics

https://youtube.com/luntik

Posted by: anachronda at July 21, 2025 04:52 PM (v3pYe)

164 Tell her to do what Hillary does. Just chug some Chardonnay and stick some pins in a doll.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Lamp throwing for cardio.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 21, 2025 04:52 PM (CuXzV)

165 It's so funny, because the Trumper's were "treasonous" for thinking that the Biden f-curve in the early morning was hinky--but they can cast a whole separate timeline when Kamala was only buffaloing Dem voters that she could win.

Posted by: Axeman at July 21, 2025 04:52 PM (krQz2)

166 Speaking of Tik Tok the one law Trump is actually breaking is repeatedly extending Tik Tok's requirement to be sold. He was legally allowed one extension we are on three now...

Posted by: steevy at July 21, 2025 04:52 PM (YwEeS)

167 I had a coworker back in the 1990s who believed that everyone ceased to exist when she left the room.
She was pretty smart apart from that.

Posted by: 29Victor
......

I used to think that. Then I quit smoking the Devil Weed.

Posted by: wth at July 21, 2025 04:53 PM (v0R5T)

168 When I was treated for pancreatitis every clinician presumed I was a drunk.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 21, 2025 04:45 PM (JvZF+)

Drunk and Pancreatitisy is no way to go through life.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 21, 2025 04:53 PM (i24o9)

169 Maybe it's "black fatigue". That's been showing up in my youtube feed. I'll have to watch a video one of these days to see what that's all about.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 21, 2025 04:49 PM (Dv3i1)

Nobody is reacting when self proclaimed black activists demand action. Not even blacks.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 21, 2025 04:53 PM (8avO+)

170 The timeline went off the rails when some people convinced women that raising children was oppressive.

I've worked in the corporate world for much of my life and anyone that things this type of work is "fulfilling" is an idiot.

Yes, it gets you money, and that IS important. But if you want fulfillment and something that will outlast you raise a kid. But GloboMegaCorp is going to forget you the day you leave/die

Posted by: 18-1 at July 21, 2025 04:53 PM (t0Rmr)

171 The 4 a.m. Club is made up of self-proclaimed witches, mystics, and mediums

--

These are the same kinds of dummies that were "casting spells" on Trump in his first term.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 21, 2025 04:53 PM (qBdHI)

172 Ace, they all suffer from long covid, depression, trauma, anxiety, PMS, perimenopause, PCOS and probably fibromyalgia

don't forget their cortisol, gut health, and "hormone balance" -- plus whatever else is trending on instagram
Posted by: brak at July 21, 2025 04:40 PM (jGJov)

I forgot, structural racism and misogyny, institutional also.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 21, 2025 04:52 PM (hs4ik)
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Oppression by the patriarchy.

Posted by: bluebell at July 21, 2025 04:53 PM (P/Jb0)

173 91, there it is!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 21, 2025 04:53 PM (dKEEs)

174 149 The timeline went off the rails when some people convinced women that raising children was oppressive.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 21, 2025 04:51 PM (u73oe)

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Amen.

"Slutting around is so much more fulfilling."
"Working for someone else in a cubicle is so rewarding."
"Sex in the City was my blueprint!"
"Cats, travel and wine complete me!"

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 21, 2025 04:54 PM (PMtkd)

175 These women need Jesus.

(Of course, so does everyone else.)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 21, 2025 04:50 PM (N1DT3)

The Paolo, he is what they need. The Jesus, the Tyrone, the Chad, they are all...how you say...weak competition.

Posted by: The Paolo at July 21, 2025 04:54 PM (TbWk/)

176 >>> 161 I really hope none of these dingbat women have children. I can't imagine the harm they would cause them.
Posted by: bluebell at July 21, 2025 04:51 PM (P/Jb0)

I don't think they do, mainly because they'd have to get a date first.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at July 21, 2025 04:52 PM (Ldgt5)

I'm sure some of them do, unfortunately. Worse, it's likely many of them are "educators". *spit*

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 21, 2025 04:54 PM (ULPxl)

177
In the Youtube video, Gia says " We are legion."' I wonder if she knows where that comes from.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 21, 2025 04:54 PM (QwK6F)

178 A good curve can make the treatment work better, you know.

Posted by: Wm. J. "Bubba" Clinton at July 21, 2025 04:54 PM (0sNs1)

179 What if you entered an Alternate Universe and built a Holodeck in that Universe that looked exactly like the Universe you just left?

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 21, 2025 04:54 PM (PiwSw)

180 4am is usually when the high wears off.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 21, 2025 04:51 PM (Vvm2m)

That is bedtime after the festivities are over.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 21, 2025 04:54 PM (i24o9)

181 Women want to feel special and valued. These women don't have and know they can't get a husband and kids to make them feel special and valued.
So they rely on the old female fallback -- secret knowledge that only the old wise women of the tribe know.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 21, 2025 04:54 PM (j6Ika)

182 They are living in an alternative universe.

Bizarro Universe. They should all have goatees.

Posted by: polynikes at July 21, 2025 04:55 PM (VofaG)

183 75, 95

So far these are the only two comments noting the problem with crazy women and "witchcraft". I'm not knocking Ace and the people talking about long covid or fibromyalgia or whatever, but there's a real epidemic of women getting into weird occult shit. At the "soft" end they hand mandalas on their walls under the string of Christmas light and wear healing crystal necklaces, but a lot of these bitch er witches are full-on into hexing people.

There was a meme a few years ago where some guys with guns were wondering where all the demons were they kept killing, and in the other pane some wahmen wondered why their Ouija board activities hadn't made any demons appear yet. Seems relevant.

Posted by: the lower depths at July 21, 2025 04:55 PM (+b4rY)

184
Lupus.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2025

Lupus actually has physical symptoms and tests to determine whether or not you have it, it isn’t diagnosed on someone just describing symptoms.

Posted by: Piper at July 21, 2025 04:55 PM (pRpzT)

185 Maybe Don Lemon can access it for them through his blackhole??

Posted by: andycanuck at July 21, 2025 04:55 PM (2yoRf)

186 I guarantee you guys they all believe they can manifest the timeline changing to one where Kamala is President. They really think they didn't manifest enough at the time and that's why we're on the wrong timeline. Just like Islam, it's your fault.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 21, 2025 04:55 PM (hs4ik)

187 When I was treated for pancreatitis every clinician presumed I was a drunk.

Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Subdural hematoma.

'Probably a migraine'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 21, 2025 04:55 PM (XeU6L)

188 Maybe it's "black fatigue". That's been showing up in my youtube feed. I'll have to watch a video one of these days to see what that's all about.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 21, 2025 04:49 PM (Dv3i1)

For most women kids provide a focus that isn't inside their own head.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 21, 2025 04:55 PM (8avO+)

189 I like this timeline. It's better than the one where Hitlery won. In that one we died.

Posted by: Reforger at July 21, 2025 04:55 PM (sNI6D)

190 Or, get the shit slapped out of them by a local 'Ette.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Volunteering for duty!!! Can I use a 2x4, some of them look like a couple of slaps won't be enough.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at July 21, 2025 04:55 PM (HI5Mk)

191 >>> 177
In the Youtube video, Gia says " We are legion."' I wonder if she knows where that comes from.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 21, 2025 04:54 PM (QwK6F)

Does "Gia" claim to be a they/them?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 21, 2025 04:56 PM (ULPxl)

192 "You're all exhausted because you are lazy and you don't want to work"

Cue Lily Van Schtupp, singing "I'm Tired!"

Posted by: Everybody's Codetalking At gp at July 21, 2025 04:56 PM (klf3J)

193 The Paolo, he is what they need. The Jesus, the Tyrone, the Chad, they are all...how you say...weak competition.
Posted by: The Paolo at July 21, 2025 04:54 PM

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Genghis at July 21, 2025 04:56 PM (0sNs1)

194 They’re like Twelver Shia feminists.

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at July 21, 2025 04:56 PM (9EO0O)

195 Wait...so QAnon's big conspiracy theory was that the 2020 election was "stolen?" Well, count me as QAnon adjacent then. Because it was "stolen" in the sense of targeted, blatant, fraud in several swing states.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 21, 2025 04:56 PM (XMwZJ)

196 Dear Lord not another Betty Bad Azz .. Now we got a whole nest of em...
Remember that urban zombie gang in Mexico led by a witch that gave everyone the Rasputin stare. When she and her coven were brought out of the sewer stronghold she tried to scare people just by her evil eye. LMAO STOOPID!!

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at July 21, 2025 04:56 PM (uEWUd)

197 178 A good curve can make the treatment work better, you know.
Posted by: Wm. J. "Bubba" Clinton at July 21, 2025 04:54 PM (0sNs1)

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heh

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 21, 2025 04:56 PM (PMtkd)

198 I had a coworker back in the 1990s who believed that everyone ceased to exist when she left the room.
She was pretty smart apart from that.

Posted by: 29Victor

Did she have to be in the same room with people she was calling on the phone?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 21, 2025 04:56 PM (CuXzV)

199 Lard's "Drug Raid At 4 AM" >>>>>> 4 AM Club

Posted by: Ian S. at July 21, 2025 04:56 PM (4XgaH)

200 it isn’t diagnosed on someone just describing symptoms.

Posted by: Piper at July 21, 2025 04:55 PM (pRpzT)

No, that's chronic sinusitis by the PAs following their stupid flowcharts in virtual visits.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 21, 2025 04:56 PM (i24o9)

201 I absolutely do not understand these women. They dont have a care in the world so they make up problems for themselves. They are why psychiatrists and medical doctors are making money hand over fist. They string these woman along, pumping them full of drugs so they don't recognize reality. The doctors are as bad as the children mutilators. I am sure doctors will do anything for a buck. These women need an intervention to see how they are wasting their lives.

Posted by: Megthered at July 21, 2025 04:56 PM (GOJbT)

202 How does the quote go? When people stop believing in Christianity they don't stop believing in everything they instead start believing in anything.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 21, 2025 04:57 PM (t0Rmr)

203 The timeline went off the rails when some people convinced women that raising children was oppressive.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 21, 2025 04:51 PM (u73oe)

Ah, Gloria Steinem. One of the most evil and destructive people of the 20th century, over the long term. The feminine mistake.

Posted by: family a "comfortable concentration camp" at July 21, 2025 04:57 PM (TbWk/)

204 I love and of think that these women doing stuff like this is a good thing. By doing this they are not involving themselves with something reality based, like running for school board or getting involved in politics

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 21, 2025 04:57 PM (Uahmw)

205 I guarantee you guys they all believe they can manifest the timeline changing to one where Kamala is President. They really think they didn't manifest enough at the time and that's why we're on the wrong timeline. Just like Islam, it's your fault.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 21, 2025 04:55 PM (hs4ik)

But by their scenario, it's clearly THEIR fault. And being spiritual, its their powers that should be blamed.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 21, 2025 04:57 PM (8avO+)

206 We all need to partake of the Gong Baths of Sedona.

https://tinyurl.com/tzcw6nkv

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 21, 2025 04:57 PM (/U5Yz)

207 >>> 190 Or, get the shit slapped out of them by a local 'Ette.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Volunteering for duty!!! Can I use a 2x4, some of them look like a couple of slaps won't be enough.
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at July 21, 2025 04:55 PM (HI5Mk)

LOL

Any item that helps you do the job is acceptable. As you may be aware, tire irons have been favored from time to time here at AoS.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 21, 2025 04:57 PM (ULPxl)

208 Are all of You People aware that this year's TX MoMee will be the *tenth*???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

tenth? I thought it was the 17th!!!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 21, 2025 04:57 PM (pw0qI)

209 "I had a coworker back in the 1990s who believed that everyone ceased to exist when she left the room."

Quantum mechanically maybe.

Posted by: Everybody's Codetalking At gp at July 21, 2025 04:58 PM (klf3J)

210 Lupus actually has physical symptoms and tests to determine whether or not you have it, it isn’t diagnosed on someone just describing symptoms.
Posted by: Piper at July 21, 2025 04:55 PM

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion.

Posted by: The Big House at July 21, 2025 04:58 PM (0sNs1)

211 I love and of think that these women doing stuff like this is a good thing. By doing this they are not involving themselves with something reality based, like running for school board or getting involved in politics
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 21, 2025 04:57 PM (Uahmw)

Well using magic to disrupt the government IS political. It's why magic and witchcraft has always been illegal.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 21, 2025 04:58 PM (8avO+)

212 "4 am Club" AKA "Women of Massachusetts."

Posted by: Meh MA at July 21, 2025 04:58 PM (qUkBO)

213 Ah, Gloria Steinem. One of the most evil and destructive people of the 20th century, over the long term. The feminine mistake
___

Don't forget about me.

Posted by: Rachel Carson at July 21, 2025 04:58 PM (Dv3i1)

214 That woman is not mentally well.

Posted by: Zombie Phillip K. Dick at July 21, 2025 04:58 PM (PiwSw)

215 The timeline went off the rails when some people convinced women that raising children was oppressive.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 21, 2025 04:51 PM (u73oe)

Ah, Gloria Steinem. One of the most evil and destructive people of the 20th century, over the long term. The feminine mistake.
Posted by: family a "comfortable concentration camp"

Steinam did end up getting married and having a kid.

Posted by: Bulg at July 21, 2025 04:59 PM (77rzZ)

216 Someone needs to find an inactive volcano, or so deep gorge, and convince these women (which shouldn't be hard) that if they jump in to it, at 4AM on a full moon, they'll exit in the proper timeline.

Even better we have another solar eclipse coming up I think, they'll fully believe that's the time to do some stupid shit to change timelines.

Posted by: Rbastid at July 21, 2025 04:59 PM (aFD2f)

217 I had a coworker back in the 1990s who believed that everyone ceased to exist when she left the room.

That's called "object persistence", where you know that things exist even if you aren't there seeing them. Many animals lack it.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 21, 2025 04:59 PM (4XgaH)

218 Lupus actually has physical symptoms and tests to determine whether or not you have it, it isn’t diagnosed on someone just describing symptoms.
Posted by: Piper at July 21, 2025 04:55 PM

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion.
Posted by: The Big House at July 21, 2025 04:58 PM (0sNs1)

To be fair to House, he never thought it was Lupus.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 21, 2025 04:59 PM (8avO+)

219 If I weren't married to a good woman, I'd sell almost everything and go as close to hermit as one can get without becoming the unabomber. I'm so tired of being surrounded by crazy all day, every day.

Posted by: PabloD at July 21, 2025 04:59 PM (/WoqI)

220
The AI doctor will be with you, soon.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 21, 2025 04:59 PM (XeU6L)

221 I had a cow-worker that was going to vacation in some oddly built house in the middle of the desert near Sedona.

I jokingly told her that she was 100% getting abducted by aliens and it freaked her out. So of course I kept mentioning it.

Sadly she did not in the end get abducted but as I told her there is always next time...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 21, 2025 04:59 PM (t0Rmr)

222 198 I had a coworker back in the 1990s who believed that everyone ceased to exist when she left the room.
She was pretty smart apart from that.

Posted by: 29Victor

Did she have to be in the same room with people she was calling on the phone?
Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 21, 2025 04:56 PM

Lol

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 21, 2025 04:59 PM (hs4ik)

223 It's always witchcraft. Never some mystical, benign power like a fairy godmother would have. You know, milk and cookies before bed, an extra bottle of Bourbon behind the empty one, perfectly smoked ribs. Stuff like that.

No... it's gotta' be witchcraft.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 21, 2025 05:00 PM (Q4IgG)

224 I guarantee you guys they all believe they can manifest the timeline changing to one where Kamala is President.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 21, 2025 04:55 PM (hs4ik)
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Because they can have a vicarious victory in the "timeline" where Kamala wins.

Posted by: Axeman at July 21, 2025 05:00 PM (krQz2)

225 Alexandria 'Alex' Robinson: No, you're wrong. I'm a girl [stands up and pulls off her gown]

Look at me! How could you say I'm not a girl? See? They're all looking at me. I'm beautiful!

Dr. Gregory House: Anger. It's just the cancer talking. Put your clothes back on. I'm going to cut your balls off. Then you'll be fine.

"Skin Deep"
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0606039/

Posted by: andycanuck at July 21, 2025 05:00 PM (2yoRf)

226 I'm really getting tired of mentally ill people with platforms.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 21, 2025 05:00 PM (WHfpM)

227 Years ago I read an Anthony Boucher sF story in which two professors learned how to switch reality from one timeline to another by pure mental power. In their home timeline, a "fascist" senator (this was written while McCarthy was still a big noise) has won the presidency, and the professors' candidate had lost. So they do their mental trick and wind up in the time line where their own candidate won!

Uh, yeah. Catch: In this timeline their candidate is a jackbooted thug who sends other jackbooted thugs to smash the equipment they use to amplify their power. And in the scuffle they've lost the ability to focus their power anyway.
One of them says, " 'I, a stranger and afraid . . .' "

The other interrupts: " '-- in a world I damned well made.' "

Lesson: These bints ought to be careful what they wish for. In some alternate timeline Kamala could be a stronger conservative than Calvin Coolidge and Roger B. Taney combined.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 21, 2025 05:00 PM (omVj0)

228 Lupus actually has physical symptoms and tests to determine whether or not you have it, it isn’t diagnosed on someone just describing symptoms.
Posted by: Piper at July 21, 2025 04:55 PM (pRpzT)

You aren't going to get an actual autoimmune disease diagnosis without certain blood work results for inflammation markers. I suspect very few of these women have actual verifiable lab results that support their claims.

Posted by: they make it up like everything else at July 21, 2025 05:01 PM (TbWk/)

229 The 4 a.m. Club is made up of self-proclaimed witches, mystics, and mediums who believe we have been living in an alternate reality since November 6, 2024.
[i/]

If my aunt had nuts, she'd be my uncle.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 21, 2025 05:01 PM (/HDaX)

230 Kamala DID tell us about the significance of the passage of time, didn't she?

Positive Proof, or, as Humpty Dumpty would say, "There's glory for you."

Posted by: Eeyore at July 21, 2025 05:01 PM (od0dV)

231 If you run into one of these 4 am Club girls, make sure to share with them the plan to start forced breeding camps for white women and the plan to have the police beat minorities and homosexuals to death.

I know we are supposed to keep those plans hush-hush, but I think it's okay to let a few of them in on our plans.

Posted by: Vast Right Wing Conspiracy at July 21, 2025 05:01 PM (Q/5g/)

232 I had a cow-worker that was going to vacation in some oddly built house in the middle of the desert near Sedona.

I jokingly told her that she was 100% getting abducted by aliens and it freaked her out. So of course I kept mentioning it.

Sadly she did not in the end get abducted but as I told her there is always next time...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 21, 2025 04:59 PM (t0Rmr)

you should have told her she WAS abducted and she is in a holding facility of the Aliens. It just looked like where she lived for psychological reasons.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 21, 2025 05:01 PM (8avO+)

233

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 21, 2025 05:01 PM (/HDaX)

234 One way of looking at the sitcheeation is that by 4AM, all three major networks, CNN, MSNBC, and PBS had all conceded the election to Evil Orangeman. But they were wrong! It's a test of faith! Heretics!

It's a cult.

Posted by: mrp at July 21, 2025 05:01 PM (rj6Yv)

235 46 > ...
Long Covid, Chronic Fatigue Syndrome, Multiple Chemical Sensitivity, and Fibromyalgia all come to mind. Any others?
Posted by: bonhomme at July 21, 2025 04:38 PM (lIio7)
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Electrical field sensitivity.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at July 21, 2025 05:01 PM (g00CS)

236 Face reality you stipid fat ass bint, you're all butt hurt batshit crazy cat women that no sane man wants anything to do with.
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 21, 2025 04:44 PM (tykPk)

It would be interesting to see her reaction if somebody told her that on video.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 21, 2025 05:01 PM (0eaVi)

237 The 4am Club/Rolex Ugly Venn Diagram is just one circle, isn't it?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 21, 2025 05:01 PM (CuXzV)

238 It's always witchcraft. Never some mystical, benign power like a fairy godmother would have. You know, milk and cookies before bed, an extra bottle of Bourbon behind the empty one, perfectly smoked ribs. Stuff like that.

I watched Heredity a while back, and so reading about the movie later I found out that they didn't make up a demon for it - King Paimon is something in occult literature.

But the thing that blew my mind is there are all sorts of people trying to summon him in real life...

Either demons aren't real and you can't summon them or they are real and you do not want to summon them...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 21, 2025 05:02 PM (t0Rmr)

239 Erased, Anime or Live action, a guy travels back and forth in time to stop a Serial Killer of kids and one that killed a schoolmate of his when he was a child. probably the best written show I have ever seen, the Anime is the best thou

The Tunnel, Cop chases a killer into a tunnel and they both find themselves in the past, K Drama good show

The Signal, a Cop finds a radio and can talk to a cop in the past and they try and solve crimes, I like this one because the outcomes don't always have happy endings because they trigger another event.

Kairos: 2 people share the same phone number, one in the future one in the past, Guy Daughter gets kidnapped and killed when he gets a call from the Past from a Girl, he finally gets her on board by giving her Lottery Numbers to convince her he's in the Future. lots of Drama and you find out why they share a connection and why they can only call 15 minutes at a certain time. pretty good.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 21, 2025 05:02 PM (FCrpy)

240 The 4am Club/Rolex Ugly Venn Diagram is just one circle, isn't it?
Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 21, 2025 05:01 PM (CuXzV)

Posted by: mrp at July 21, 2025 05:02 PM (rj6Yv)

241 Hunter Biden discovers the joy of Bath Salts.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 21, 2025 05:02 PM (/lPRQ)

242 BREAKING: Google announced the removal of nearly 11,000 YouTube channels tied to state-linked propaganda campaigns from China, Russia, Iran and others. The takedown included more than 7,700 YouTube channels linked to China.

Posted by: SMOD at July 21, 2025 05:02 PM (qBaeJ)

243 Lesson: These bints ought to be careful what they wish for. In some alternate timeline Kamala could be a stronger conservative than Calvin Coolidge and Roger B. Taney combined.

I reject the implication that Taney was a conservative. He was a reactionary fascist who wanted to enslave others, which, of course, makes him a leftist.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 21, 2025 05:03 PM (Riz8t)

244 "We're in the wrong timeline."?
No. The Road Is Open Again!

Posted by: Dick Powell at July 21, 2025 05:03 PM (sd4Pg)

245 The AI doctor will be with you, soon.
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Sorry, but your Obamacare Bronze Package only covers the Patch Adams' version.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 21, 2025 05:03 PM (2yoRf)

246 There's a youtube "witch" I like that believes she has out of body experiences.

She's cute enough that I would tell her I believed in that too.

Sue me.

Posted by: eleven at July 21, 2025 05:03 PM (fV+MH)

247 242 CGTN is still up on YouTube. I just checked.

Posted by: the lower depths at July 21, 2025 05:04 PM (+b4rY)

248 So because a bunch of women woke up at 4 am and figured out that Trump had probably won, they freaked out and think something "happened" at 4 am--that is something other than them realizing that Trump probably won.

I believe in "woman's intuition", so I figure that they probably figured out that Trump was going to win and they didn't want to live in that world.

Will we get our Bearenstein Bears back?

Posted by: Axeman at July 21, 2025 05:04 PM (krQz2)

249 1993 Geo Prizm > Gia Prism

Posted by: I Stand With No One at July 21, 2025 05:04 PM (cUrpM)

250 Cant figure out crazy. Fug Em
-Hunter Biden

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at July 21, 2025 05:04 PM (uEWUd)

251 She's cute enough that I would tell her I believed in that too.

Sue me.

Part of the reason things are the way they are is men will agree to anything if the woman spouting them is cute enough...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 21, 2025 05:04 PM (t0Rmr)

252 "Google announced the removal of nearly 11,000 YouTube channels tied to state-linked propaganda campaigns from China, Russia, Iran and others."

I had to check to make sure they didn't take down Mosfilm channel. Phew.

Posted by: Everybody's Codetalking At gp at July 21, 2025 05:05 PM (klf3J)

253 Is the Monocled Uncle Pennybags over there?

Posted by: Axeman at July 21, 2025 05:05 PM (krQz2)

254 There's a youtube "witch" I like that believes she has out of body experiences.

She's cute enough that I would tell her I believed in that too.

Sue me.
Posted by: eleven at July 21, 2025 05:03 PM

You'd be trying for an in of body experience, you sly dog.

Posted by: The Big House at July 21, 2025 05:05 PM (0sNs1)

255 There's a youtube "witch" I like that believes she has out of body experiences.

She's cute enough that I would tell her I believed in that too.

You'd get further if you told her you believed in in-her-body experiences.

Posted by: Vast Right Wing Conspiracy at July 21, 2025 05:05 PM (Q/5g/)

256 The Trump administration released a huge batch of previously classified documents on Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.'s assassination on Monday as Americans clamor for information about Jeffrey Epstein. Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard announced that the Office of the Director of National Intelligence (ODNI) was publishing 230,000 pages worth of documents relating to the civil rights leader's April 1968 assassination. The release was in accordance with Donald Trump's executive order earlier this year mandating the release of files on former President John F. Kennedy, former Attorney General Robert F. Kennedy and MLK.

Posted by: SMOD at July 21, 2025 05:05 PM (qBaeJ)

257 These fruitcakes need to move to Snowflake, AZ where the inhabitants literally wear tinfoil on their pointed heads and wrap their homes with faraday cloth blankets.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 21, 2025 05:05 PM (/U5Yz)

258 Lesson: These bints ought to be careful what they wish for. In some alternate timeline Kamala could be a stronger conservative than Calvin Coolidge and Roger B. Taney combined.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 21, 2025 05:00 PM (omVj0)

Yeah, the 'time change is for the worse' is a very common trope.

I remember one where a dude slips into an alternate world where Armstrong and Apollo 11 crashed and died. He was the main engineer, and knew it couldn't happen the way it did, so he plans and kills his local copy and takes his place, justifying it as 'justice'.

After a bit he starts noticing somebody following him...another copy of himself, out to kill him.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 21, 2025 05:05 PM (8avO+)

259 The 4 a.m. Club is literally just describing Cognitive Dissonance, which is a visceral sensation that can be paired with other sensations like pain or dread. It's not some purely analytical perception of logical contradiction, as you might imagine if you've never experienced it (yet). This is just textbook cult prophecy failure, although I recommend you buy the regular version of "Influence" by Cialdini instead of the classroom version (which costs more for some dumb end-of-chapter study questions).

Posted by: SciVo at July 21, 2025 05:05 PM (MO9js)

260 Sorry, but your Obamacare Bronze Package only covers the Patch Adams' version.
Posted by: andycanuck at July 21, 2025 05:03 PM (2yoRf)

Um hahahaha

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at July 21, 2025 05:05 PM (uEWUd)

261 BREAKING: Google announced the removal of nearly 11,000 YouTube channels tied to state-linked propaganda campaigns from China, Russia, Iran and others. The takedown included more than 7,700 YouTube channels linked to China.
Posted by: SMOD

They need to remove the ads they inject into otherwise good videos. They cause a lot of disruptions so have no choice but to close the window.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 21, 2025 05:06 PM (/lPRQ)

262 BREAKING: Google announced the removal of nearly 11,000 YouTube channels tied to state-linked propaganda campaigns from China, Russia, Iran and others. The takedown included more than 7,700 YouTube channels linked to China.
Posted by: SMOD at July 21, 2025 05:02 PM (qBaeJ)

Translation: The checks bounced.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 21, 2025 05:06 PM (S/Y4j)

263 Google announced the removal of nearly 11,000 YouTube channels tied to state-linked propaganda campaigns

And let me guess, they did NOT take down BBC/NPR linked propaganda campaigns?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 21, 2025 05:06 PM (t0Rmr)

264 There's a youtube "witch" I like that believes she has out of body experiences.

She's cute enough that I would tell her I believed in that too.

Sue me.
Posted by: eleven at July 21, 2025 05:03 PM

You'd be trying for an in of body experience, you sly dog.
Posted by: The Big House

Rule #1

Posted by: Bulg at July 21, 2025 05:06 PM (77rzZ)

265 I had a coworker back in the 1990s who believed that everyone ceased to exist when she left the room.
She was pretty smart apart from that.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 21, 2025 04:51 PM

Makes sense if your life if guided by schrondingers cat theory.

If a person isn't there then they can either exist or not exist at the same time.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 21, 2025 05:07 PM (e5NfL)

266 Part of the reason things are the way they are is men will agree to anything if the woman spouting them is cute enough...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 21, 2025 05:04 PM (t0Rmr)

but since we aren't paying attention, there's no harm in it.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 21, 2025 05:07 PM (8avO+)

267 I reject the implication that Taney was a conservative. He was a reactionary fascist who wanted to enslave others, which, of course, makes him a leftist.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 21, 2025 05:03 PM (Riz8t)

Quick research states that Taney emancipated his own slaves in 1818.

Posted by: mrp at July 21, 2025 05:07 PM (rj6Yv)

268 I reject the implication that Taney was a conservative. He was a reactionary fascist who wanted to enslave others, which, of course, makes him a leftist.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 21, 2025

***
Good point. But to these 4 AM-ers he's the same as Trump.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 21, 2025 05:07 PM (omVj0)

269 I reject the implication that Taney was a conservative. He was a reactionary fascist who wanted to enslave others, which, of course, makes him a leftist.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 21, 2025 05:03 PM (Riz8t)
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He invented judicial activism.

"Substantive due process" was the basis of most of what the ACLU was able to foist on America.

Taney was no conservative, he was hellbent on putting his thumb on the scales.

Posted by: Axeman at July 21, 2025 05:07 PM (krQz2)

270 if that gal gets up at 4am she's asleep by 1pm. No worries.

Posted by: DanMan at July 21, 2025 05:07 PM (8uzBS)

271 246 There's a youtube "witch" I like that believes she has out of body experiences.

She's cute enough that I would tell her I believed in that too.

Sue me.
Posted by: eleven at July 21, 2025 05:03 PM

Sometimes my friends go and pay for psychics to give them advice. I gently probe to see if it's for fun or they believe it and most of the time they believe it. It feels mean to say what I really think so I don't say it's a scam and stop paying those people.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 21, 2025 05:07 PM (hs4ik)

272 The takedown included more than 7,700 YouTube channels linked to China.
Posted by: SMOD at July 21, 2025 05:02

There is some odd shit on ewetub, make no mistake. Not so much on the political propaganda side as just sex and kink stuff.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 21, 2025 05:07 PM (zZu0s)

273 Almond Joy Syndrome. Sometimes you feel like a nut.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 21, 2025 05:07 PM (gm9Sb)

274 I think the fibromyalgia crowd (as I’m calling the cohort ace describes) are mostly bitter victims of the you go girl/yass slay queen feminist “you can have it all” bullshit that’s been peddled for decades now. You can’t. People can focus and excel on one, maybe two things. Pick wife and mother or career. Understand that you are biologically programmed/designed for one, and that the other may make you feel some cognitive dissonance/lack (some exceptions apply). Or don’t and make crazy bitch tik tok videos. Who gives a fuck.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 21, 2025 05:08 PM (hlNLQ)

275 For the people that believe we are living in a simulation I think it would also be fair to believe some or even most people really are NPCs.

But...this takes you down a pretty dark path (thinking of the Chronicles of Thomas Covenant here)

Posted by: 18-1 at July 21, 2025 05:08 PM (t0Rmr)

276 BREAKING: Google announced the removal of nearly 11,000 YouTube channels tied to state-linked propaganda campaigns from China, Russia, Iran and others. The takedown included more than 7,700 YouTube channels linked to China.
Posted by: SMOD at July 21, 2025 05:02 PM (qBaeJ)

Translation: The checks bounced.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 21, 2025 05:06 PM

The USAID money got cut off.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 21, 2025 05:08 PM (e5NfL)

277 '"Influence" by Cialdini' free at archive.org:
https://tinyurl.com/3rj3afk3

Posted by: Everybody's Codetalking At gp at July 21, 2025 05:08 PM (klf3J)

278 If psychics were real they'd be the most powerful, wealthy people on the planet...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 21, 2025 05:08 PM (t0Rmr)

279 peaking of Tik Tok the one law Trump is actually breaking is repeatedly extending Tik Tok's requirement to be sold. He was legally allowed one extension we are on three now...
Posted by: steevy at July 21, 2025 04:52 PM (YwEeS)

Maybe he's waiting for all the nuts like this club, then cut it off. Imaging their reactions when they can't post or see posts anymore.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 21, 2025 05:08 PM (0eaVi)

280 Eh. I seem to recall discussions about timeline divergence here too.

It's just a coping mechanism. Probably. I mean, it could also be mental illness.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 21, 2025 05:09 PM (xcxpd)

281 Yes, the many women who claim to have persistent diseases with very vague symptoms (that pretty much just sum up to "I feel the blahs, I have low energy, and do not take joy in my life") that no doctors are ever capable of diagnosing.

---------------

OUT: "I've Got Those Babysittin' Blues ..."
IN: "I've Got Those Menopausal Blahs ..."

/I blame that disease you get from call cat litter and shit.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Alligator Alcatraz the Gulf of Gator Gitmo! at July 21, 2025 05:09 PM (wLcRp)

282 Are we to understand that "Gia Nightshade" is filling the void left by Stephen Colbert's cancellation? And Joy Reid's?

Posted by: Eeyore at July 21, 2025 05:09 PM (od0dV)

283 Almond Joy Syndrome. Sometimes you feel like a nut.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 21, 2025 05:07 PM

By that logic, Mounds is the most discussed candy bar by The Horde.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 21, 2025 05:10 PM (0sNs1)

284 nd why they can only call 15 minutes at a certain time. pretty good.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 21, 2025 05:02 PM (FCrpy)

I would watch the hell out of those.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 21, 2025 05:10 PM (hs4ik)

285 If women were in situations where their intuition had to consult with male reasoning as a counterpoint, they might not have been lead so far astray.

Posted by: Axeman at July 21, 2025 05:10 PM (krQz2)

286 Long Covid, Chronic Fatigue Syndrome, Multiple Chemical Sensitivity, and Fibromyalgia all come to mind. Any others?
Posted by: bonhomme
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Electrical field sensitivity.
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts

Time blindness.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 21, 2025 05:10 PM (cYBz/)

287 The multi-worlds theory does postulate that there are a virtually infinite number of alternate realities, so there would certainly be ones in which Harris won in 2024

But, there is no experimental proof of this interpretation so...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 21, 2025 05:10 PM (t0Rmr)

288 It's just a coping mechanism. Probably. I mean, it could also be mental illness.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 21, 2025 05:09 PM (xcxpd

Yeah, the large hadron collider shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 21, 2025 05:11 PM (zZu0s)

289 Why is the first question a psychic asks your name?

Don't they have caller ID?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 21, 2025 05:11 PM (0sNs1)

290 It's always witchcraft. Never some mystical, benign power like a fairy godmother would have. You know, milk and cookies before bed, an extra bottle of Bourbon behind the empty one, perfectly smoked ribs. Stuff like that.

No... it's gotta' be witchcraft.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 21, 2025 05:00 PM (Q4IgG)

You'd think the seers would have had some warning.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 21, 2025 05:11 PM (8avO+)

291 Let's not be too hasty, women need a strong, masculine presence to keep them on the right track.

youtube.com/watch?v=VBt9_ehrTBk&list= RDVBt9_ehrTBk&start_radio=1

xtra space included

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 21, 2025 05:11 PM (/gTjv)

292 "Why is the first question a psychic asks your name?"

Just to test if you are lying.

Posted by: Everybody's Codetalking At gp at July 21, 2025 05:12 PM (klf3J)

293 Quick research states that Taney emancipated his own slaves in 1818.

Posted by: mrp

I did not know that. Thanks.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 21, 2025 05:12 PM (Riz8t)

294 Ft Laud had a rock club in the 80's named The Four O'clock Club. Witches were banned...

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at July 21, 2025 05:12 PM (uEWUd)

295 We already have a universe and it sucks ass. Why would we want another one? Almost guaranteed it would suck worse.

Posted by: One is bad enough as it is at July 21, 2025 05:13 PM (TbWk/)

296 Quick research states that Taney emancipated his own slaves in 1818.

Posted by: mrp

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Because they were getting old and he didn't want to have to feed and care for them any more?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 21, 2025 05:13 PM (omVj0)

297 Speaking of YouTube, I'm seeing a lot of weird videos on there. Strange, I know....

These are claiming that Alberta has voted to secede from Canada, and that the RCMP is disarming Albertan citizens, and such. I don't see any of this reported elsewhere, so I'm taking it with a grain of sand. (I can use the salt.)

What is really going on, and how much of this is bullshit? After 40 years watching politics, my BS detector wore out from overwork a decade or so.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 21, 2025 05:13 PM (S/Y4j)

298 All I know about Taney is that he's somebody we're officially supposed to detest, so I just go with the flow.

Posted by: Everybody's Codetalking At gp at July 21, 2025 05:13 PM (klf3J)

299 Harrison really wants to put the snake in the bucket.

http://tiny.cc/4pyp001

Posted by: bonhomme at July 21, 2025 05:14 PM (lIio7)

300 Quick research states that Taney emancipated his own slaves in 1818.
Posted by: mrp

He was still a big supporter of slavery and made everything worse his crappy dicta in Dred Scott.

He and John Brown (on the other side) both have a lot to answer for.

Posted by: Bulg at July 21, 2025 05:14 PM (77rzZ)

301 Who else woke up before dawn the day after the election and just *knew* that something was off? Is it fair to assume it’s all or most of us who have joined this sub?

I saw so many people talking about it on TikTok before I deleted my account and it made me feel a little less tinfoil-hat.

I was up and had been feeling things were wrong the entire night. But I don't know how any of you managed to sleep.

Edibles, wine and I had the foresight to take the next day off. After 2016 I never wanted to have to go to work day after a major election again.

I'd vaped enough cannabis to travel back to childhood, but there was no chance I was sleeping.

I didn’t go to sleep until *after* he’d been declared the winner. It was very troubled sleep then and I kept expecting to hear someone call shenanigans.

I knew as the night progressed that he’d stolen the election. I was absolutely infuriated that he’d been allowed to do so, and became angrier as the days went by and people were accepting the results and even bashing the Harris campaign for being ineffective.

It felt so much like an alternate reality.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 21, 2025 05:14 PM (ycI94)

302 284 nd why they can only call 15 minutes at a certain time. pretty good.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 21, 2025 05:02 PM (FCrpy)

I would watch the hell out of those.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 21, 2025 05:10 PM (hs4ik)

Well written and not WOKE, they are Korean and Japanese.

Erased is by my Favorite, it's really well written I can't recommend it enough

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 21, 2025 05:14 PM (FCrpy)

303 These women are simply f**king nuts.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 21, 2025 05:15 PM (dadcM)

304 Pick wife and mother or career. Understand that you are biologically programmed/designed for one, and that the other may make you feel some cognitive dissonance/lack (some exceptions apply). Or don’t and make crazy bitch tik tok videos. Who gives a fuck.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 21, 2025 05:08 PM (hlNLQ)

You might be able to have it all...but the wife and mom have to come first. Biology rules and isn't gonna change. You can have a career after the fam is growing up. But its not a coincidence that this is unthinkable to modern feminism.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 21, 2025 05:15 PM (8avO+)

305 When the 4 a.m.ers manage to switch the time-line, how will they prevent it from being switched right back again?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at July 21, 2025 05:15 PM (kTd/k)

306 My sister-in-law believes any clothes that have polyester in them gives you cancer because of the harmonic vibrations they emit. She's a candidate for a straightjacket and a rubber room in the near future.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 21, 2025 05:16 PM (/U5Yz)

307 Quick research states that Taney emancipated his own slaves in 1818.
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Which is interesting, because he was completely interested in stemming "Northern Aggression" against the southern plantation way of life.

I learned less than 10 years back that "Northern Aggression" was a pre-Civil-War term, and described the North's increasing interest in outlawing slavery and "interference" in places like Kansas, which because of it's latitude should have been admitted as a "Slave State", but abolitionists flooded it to prevent that.

Posted by: Axeman at July 21, 2025 05:16 PM (krQz2)

308 Quick research states that Taney emancipated his own slaves in 1818.

Posted by: mrp

***
Because they were getting old and he didn't want to have to feed and care for them any more?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 21, 2025

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Oops, just read the Wiki article on Taney. He not only emancipated his slaves but also gave "pensions to those too old to work."

But he was a big supporter of Andrew Jackson before he landed on the Supreme Court, so there was that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 21, 2025 05:16 PM (omVj0)

309 "Witches were banned..."

They had those automatic hex sniffers at the door.

Posted by: Everybody's Codetalking At gp at July 21, 2025 05:18 PM (klf3J)

310 Jeffrey Epstein blamed TRUMP for his downfall, accusing Trump of being the FIRST to report him to police in 2004, per Michael Wolff.

President Trump has done more than ANY OTHER to take down pedophiles.

Will the FAKE NEWS report this?

Posted by: SMOD at July 21, 2025 05:18 PM (qBaeJ)

311 288 It's just a coping mechanism. Probably. I mean, it could also be mental illness.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 21, 2025 05:09 PM (xcxpd

Yeah, the large hadron collider shit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 21, 2025 05:11 PM (zZu0s)

yep, I recall those threads

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 21, 2025 05:18 PM (xcxpd)

312 Yeah, PabloD, I get that sometimes myself.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 21, 2025 05:18 PM (dKEEs)

313 "These women are simply f**king nuts."

It's been going around.

Posted by: Everybody's Codetalking At gp at July 21, 2025 05:18 PM (klf3J)

314 But he was a big supporter of Andrew Jackson before he landed on the Supreme Court, so there was that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

IIRC, he was Jackson's Treasury Secretary during the 2d Bank of the United States dispute.

Posted by: Bulg at July 21, 2025 05:19 PM (77rzZ)

315 > "... this story of millions of AWFLs who all believe that the "timeline" split at 4am on election night between the "right timeline" where Kamala won and the "wrong timeline" where Trump won is just as much a story."- Ace

The next stage of coping will be escapist "science-based" political fantasizing with multiverse theory.

Posted by: Just reporting at July 21, 2025 05:19 PM (CUocL)

316 Was Tomorrow Land a time divergent movie?

Posted by: polynikes at July 21, 2025 05:19 PM (VofaG)

317 SpaceX launch, T -8 minutes

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 21, 2025 05:19 PM (S/Y4j)

318 Speaking of YouTube, I'm seeing a lot of weird videos on there. Strange, I know....

These are claiming that Alberta has voted to secede from Canada, and that the RCMP is disarming Albertan citizens, and such. I don't see any of this reported elsewhere, so I'm taking it with a grain of sand. (I can use the salt.)

What is really going on, and how much of this is bullshit? After 40 years watching politics, my BS detector wore out from overwork a decade or so.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 21, 2025 05:13 PM (S/Y4j)

Aren't guns already illegal in Canada?

It's been a few weeks since I looked up any of these, from the last I heard the secession referenda is for next year so I doubt much changes. There are plans working to make pipelines to send oil out thru BC, the US and the port of Churchill.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 21, 2025 05:19 PM (8avO+)

319 I don’t think life sucks.

I’m happy most of the time. Do I have days when it’s a slog and I’m depressed and disappointed in myself? Sure.

But I make the effort to be happy. To go to the beach and enjoy a sunset. To message a friend and share a joke. Or even just look at pictures of me and my boys.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 21, 2025 05:20 PM (W2Pud)

320
Part of the reason things are the way they are is men will agree to anything if the woman spouting them is cute enough...
Posted by: 18-1

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100%.

Men: We are rational beings who base our decisions on reason, not emotion or transient distractions, and our judgment is superior to those large-breasted, eyelash-batting idio--

Five minutes later...

[marries it]

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2025 05:21 PM (HL/Ld)

321 313 "These women are simply f**king nuts."

It's been going around.
Posted by: Everybody's Codetalking At gp at July 21, 2025 05:18 PM (klf3J)

Social media is a mental illness vector and intensifier.

Posted by: A virtual plague ship at July 21, 2025 05:21 PM (TbWk/)

322 Oops, just read the Wiki article on Taney. He not only emancipated his slaves but also gave "pensions to those too old to work."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 21, 2025 05:16 PM (omVj0)

Along with every other slave owner. Kinda the only good part of slavery, you had to keep feeding them when they got old.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 21, 2025 05:21 PM (8avO+)

323 And in other news of the universe, to mark the moon landing Pope Leo called Buzz Aldrin and also visited the Vatican observatory.

From "National Catholic Register" site:

https://tinyurl.com/muvnysb5

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2025 05:21 PM (2GCMq)

324 "I’m happy most of the time."

Since I quit being a landlord, I'm frickin giddy.

Posted by: Everybody's Codetalking At gp at July 21, 2025 05:22 PM (klf3J)

325 So do these broads dress up like normal women for Halloween?

Posted by: Josephistan at July 21, 2025 05:22 PM (WXehr)

326 100%.

Men: We are rational beings who base our decisions on reason, not emotion or transient distractions, and our judgment is superior to those large-breasted, eyelash-batting idio--

Five minutes later...

[marries it]
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2025 05:21 PM (HL/Ld)

well that's just logic in action.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 21, 2025 05:22 PM (8avO+)

327 It's just a coping mechanism. Probably. I mean, it could also be mental illness.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 21, 2025 05:09 PM (xcxpd

Yeah, the large hadron collider shit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 21, 2025 05:11 PM (zZu0s)

yep, I recall those threads
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 21, 2025 05:18 PM (xcxpd)

Snark vs Loss of Reality

Posted by: polynikes at July 21, 2025 05:22 PM (VofaG)

328 Social media is a mental illness vector and intensifier.
Posted by: A virtual plague ship at July 21, 2025

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It's like a still that concentrates and purifies the crazy for wider consumption.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 21, 2025 05:22 PM (omVj0)

329 325 Ha!

Posted by: Everybody's Codetalking At gp at July 21, 2025 05:23 PM (klf3J)

330
I am not saying that autoimmune disorders are fake, by the way. I know they're real. But it's also a syndrome with many vague and hard-to-pin-down symptoms that simple hypochondriacs tend to glom on to.

___________

The theory I've seen is that the symptoms are real but the compensation system we have that lets us disregard it is broken.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2025 05:23 PM (P3CT7)

331 Can anyone recommend a good, unbiased history of slavery in the US? One that neither sugarcoats it nor insists that all whiteys are evil, forever, because of it?

Posted by: Bulg at July 21, 2025 05:23 PM (77rzZ)

332
Yeah, the large hadron collider shit.

Large Hardon Collider.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 21, 2025 05:24 PM (Fk1uW)

333 When Trump beat Hilldog I felt bad for the poor dumb bastard Morons who had to live in the Hillary universe.

Posted by: eleven at July 21, 2025 05:24 PM (fV+MH)

334 Five minutes later...

[marries it]
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2025 05:21 PM (HL/Ld)

Nothing can resist the power of the P.

Posted by: polynikes at July 21, 2025 05:24 PM (VofaG)

335 Oops, just read the Wiki article on Taney. He not only emancipated his slaves but also gave "pensions to those too old to work."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 21, 2025
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Along with every other slave owner. Kinda the only good part of slavery, you had to keep feeding them when they got old.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 21, 2025

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I'd thought he was like Cato the Elder in the Roman Republic, who advocated freeing elderly slaves to save the cost of feeding them. Now there was a fun guy. (To his credit, he used to go out and work in the fields with his slaves.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 21, 2025 05:24 PM (omVj0)

336 *peaks in*
How the fu*k does civilization continue??!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2025 05:24 PM (W/lyH)

337 The AI doctor will be with you, soon.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
......

Does it come with a fembot nurse?

Posted by: wth at July 21, 2025 05:24 PM (v0R5T)

338 Why is everybody talking about a "Mulletverse". I know the hairstyle is popular in some quarters, but I think it might be strange for everyone to have one...

What? Ohh...

Never mind.

Posted by: Emily Litella at July 21, 2025 05:25 PM (PiwSw)

339 "Can anyone recommend a good, unbiased history of slavery in the US? One that neither sugarcoats it nor insists that all whiteys are evil, forever, because of it?"

Read primary sources only.

Posted by: Everybody's Codetalking At gp at July 21, 2025 05:25 PM (klf3J)

340 Michael Knowles interviewed a former witch who grew up practicing Santeria. That interview and the one with a former medium helped solidify my view that witchcraft involves messing around with serious stuff that shouldn't be messed with.

Posted by: pookysgirl doesn't do Bird Hands at July 21, 2025 05:25 PM (jUiUH)

341 These women aren't physicists.

Tell me how you simply shift eigenstates?

If that timeline is still around, do you think a you just vanished from it? Or is there a you already occupying it?

So, they're "lucky" and you're not. Don't you understand that if quantum mechanics split there's always the guy who got knifed in the alley vs. the guy that saw the mugger sooner and ran?

No, because this is only wish-casting. For some reason "The Universe" doesn't want Donald Trump.... or something.

Posted by: Axeman at July 21, 2025 05:25 PM (krQz2)

342 What is really going on, and how much of this is bullshit? After 40 years watching politics, my BS detector wore out from overwork a decade or so.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 21, 2025 05:13 PM (S/Y4j)

I keep getting those Canadian Reporter vids showing up, too. AOP should know the full story.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 21, 2025 05:25 PM (0eaVi)

343
Lots of them are nurses? Do we have any nurses around who could comment? Any?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2025 05:25 PM (P3CT7)

344 nurse, you choose wisely!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 21, 2025 05:25 PM (dKEEs)

345 The 4am Club is proof positive that liberal women can't invent a time machine.

Posted by: H G Wells at July 21, 2025 05:25 PM (vP0N6)

346 But I make the effort to be happy. To go to the beach and enjoy a sunset. To message a friend and share a joke. Or even just look at pictures of me and my boys.

Posted by: nurse ratched

Nurse, you and I sometimes clash here, but I really appreciate your love of nature and your love for and pride in your sons. Those things do indeed seem to give you joy, as they should. God has blessed you.

Posted by: Bulg at July 21, 2025 05:26 PM (77rzZ)

347 'Bout time for me to feed the furry thugs.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 21, 2025 05:26 PM (omVj0)

348 Why is everybody talking about a "Mulletverse". I know the hairstyle is popular in some quarters, but I think it might be strange for everyone to have one...

Posted by: Emily Litella at July 21, 2025 05:25 PM (PiwSw)
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Joe Dirt : Into the Mulletverse.

Posted by: Axeman at July 21, 2025 05:26 PM (krQz2)

349
Edibles, wine and I had the foresight to take the next day off. After 2016 I never wanted to have to go to work day after a major election again.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions

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The Hillary solution! Haha, except minus "the foresight to take the next day off," which was glorious. By the way, does the 4am club start with the 2024 election? Because why not get crazy with this timeline split thing?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2025 05:27 PM (HL/Ld)

350 I prefer the alternate timeline where Willie Brown, rather than promoting her after she provided him "services", just dropped her off back in the Tenderloin with the rest of the San Fran hookers.

Posted by: Bill McG at July 21, 2025 05:27 PM (SM9kq)

351 There’s never a timeline where these women lose weight and start taking care of themselves, is there?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 21, 2025 05:27 PM (9yZF5)

352 I wish we could chalk this up to imprecise reporting and say that this is actually the 4:20 AM club. But sadly their mental instability goes far beyond recreational drug use.

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 21, 2025 05:27 PM (advWG)

353 I'm no pyschic but I kinda like this timeline.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2025 05:28 PM (viF8m)

354 It's okay to call them hysterical. That word will set them off more than anything else.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 21, 2025 05:28 PM (cuCUO)

355 " Michael Knowles interviewed a former witch who grew up practicing Santeria. That interview and the one with a former medium helped solidify my view that witchcraft involves messing around with serious stuff that shouldn't be messed with.
Posted by: pookysgirl doesn't do Bird Hands"

You sounded like you were doing bird hands in that comment, to be honest.

Posted by: eleven at July 21, 2025 05:28 PM (fV+MH)

356 Let's invent some tome of arcane literature that tells them they have to leave America and renounce their citizenship, never to return, to get their timeline back.

Posted by: Axeman at July 21, 2025 05:28 PM (krQz2)

357
I have an autoimmune disease. It's called rheumatoid arthritis. I've had two joints replaced because of it. It's a real bitch.

"Autoimmune" means simply "self immune". It's when, for some stupid reason, your own immune system gets to thinking some of your own tissue is an enemy and begins to attack it. With RA, it's some collagen or something in your joints.

Now, the big question is why that happens.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 21, 2025 05:29 PM (w6EFb)

358 They sound like guests on Coast to Coast AM.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 21, 2025 05:29 PM (63Dwl)

359 Eh- we generally function as designed. A little doe estrus makes a wiley old buck into a rutting, easy-to-shoot dumbass. My very good mini-golden becomes a leash jerking velociraptor just to get a chance to sniff the spot where a bitch in heat peed, and I’ve had a lapse or ten in judgment myself once or twice.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 21, 2025 05:29 PM (hlNLQ)

360 Why is everybody talking about a "Mulletverse?"

It's been that way since MacGyver became Supreme Commander of Starfleet.

Posted by: Bulg at July 21, 2025 05:29 PM (77rzZ)

361 Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.

Posted by: The Weird Sisters Ride at 4AM at July 21, 2025 05:29 PM (vP0N6)

362 "Read primary sources only.

Posted by: Everybody's Codetalking At gp at July 21, 2025 05:25 PM (klf3J) "

lots of them are out of copyright and available at gutenberg.org

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 21, 2025 05:29 PM (dKEEs)

363 There’s never a timeline where these women lose weight and start taking care of themselves, is there?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 21, 2025 05:27 PM (9yZF5)
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That's in the Kamala-wins timeline, unfortunately.

Posted by: Axeman at July 21, 2025 05:29 PM (krQz2)

364 362 Why is everybody talking about a "Mulletverse?"

It's been that way since MacGyver became Supreme Commander of Starfleet.

excuse me?

Posted by: stargate program at July 21, 2025 05:30 PM (v3pYe)

365 Recently read some article on a "disease" called POTS (Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome). Apparently, this is the new trend among female teenagers. You can spot them rather easily. They are the teenagers walking carrying a cane. Most of the time, they will walk normally, unless they have an audience. Then the cane makes an appearance.

The "disease" is suppose to cause light headedness and dizziness. That's why they carry the cane around.

What's hilarious to me is that, IMO, there's an almost 90% chance of misdiagnosis. I'd wager a good deal of money that these idiots are wearing their headphones/ ear buds nearly all day long, and at this time of year, there's going to be some moisture in there. Hence, ear infection (similar to swimmer's ear).

But, ear infections are yucky and not a status symbol, and to an Ear, Nose, Throat doc, it doesn't pay as well....so Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome it is.

Posted by: Orson at July 21, 2025 05:30 PM (dIske)

366 They sound like guests on Coast to Coast AM.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 21, 2025

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Whenever I've listened to that, the Coast-to-Coast guests sound pretty rational by comparison with these bints.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 21, 2025 05:30 PM (omVj0)

367 "lots of them are out of copyright and available at gutenberg.org"

archive.org is a priceless treasure!

Posted by: Everybody's Codetalking At gp at July 21, 2025 05:30 PM (klf3J)

368 Michael Knowles interviewed a former witch who grew up practicing Santeria. That interview and the one with a former medium helped solidify my view that witchcraft involves messing around with serious stuff that shouldn't be messed with.
Posted by: pookysgirl doesn't do Bird Hands at July 21, 2025 05:25 PM (jUiUH)

Santeria is some scary sh*t. A UT Austin student was murdered in the 80's when he traveled to Mexico for spring break. He was sacrified as part of a Santeria ritual to help a gang of drug dealers or something like that.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 21, 2025 05:30 PM (k9OZB)

369 But, ear infections are yucky and not a status symbol, and to an Ear, Nose, Throat doc, it doesn't pay as well....so Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome it is.
Posted by: Orson at July 21, 2025

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POTS???

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 21, 2025 05:31 PM (omVj0)

370 Mulletverse
No Emily, multiverse
Nevermind

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 21, 2025 05:31 PM (Uahmw)

371 I learned less than 10 years back that "Northern Aggression" was a pre-Civil-War term, and described the North's increasing interest in outlawing slavery and "interference" in places like Kansas, which because of it's latitude should have been admitted as a "Slave State", but abolitionists flooded it to prevent that.
Posted by: Axeman at July 21, 2025 05:16 PM (krQz2)

Kansas is at the Latitude of Springfield IL, Cincinnati Oh and Indianapolis. It is well above the line between slave and free territories of the Missouri Compromise. Missouri was the *exception* allowed to be a slave state above the line after 1820.

Better go relearn again.

The crisis in Kansas was first started by Southern Missouri residents entering Kansas just to vote in elections without having Residency. One district had 1800 votes copied out of the city directory of Cincinnati
despite having only 100 or so residents.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 21, 2025 05:31 PM (8avO+)

372
Cortisol is the New Shiny Thing. Causes all kinds of problems. Nobody outside a medical lab heard about it until six months ago.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2025 05:32 PM (P3CT7)

373 also true, gp!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 21, 2025 05:32 PM (dKEEs)

374 nood

Posted by: Everybody's Codetalking At gp at July 21, 2025 05:32 PM (klf3J)

375 There used to be a cure for hysteria. Still is, too.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 21, 2025 05:32 PM (hlNLQ)

376 Sick Building Syndrome was another mostly-women mystery disease from the '90s. Turns out it was almost exclusively women who weren't in positions of authority with their employers, but enjoyed the power that came with making complaints.

Posted by: Wally at July 21, 2025 05:33 PM (7CamO)

377 The "disease" is suppose to cause light headedness and dizziness. That's why they carry the cane around.

What's hilarious to me is that, IMO, there's an almost 90% chance of misdiagnosis. I'd wager a good deal of money that these idiots are wearing their headphones/ ear buds nearly all day long, and at this time of year, there's going to be some moisture in there. Hence, ear infection (similar to swimmer's ear).

But, ear infections are yucky and not a status symbol, and to an Ear, Nose, Throat doc, it doesn't pay as well....so Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome it is.
Posted by: Orson at July 21, 2025 05:30 PM (dIske)

or they are on some crazy diet and aren't being fed right.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 21, 2025 05:33 PM (8avO+)

378
There used to be a cure for hysteria. Still is, too.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 21, 2025 05:32 PM (hlNLQ)

_________

A good plowing.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2025 05:33 PM (P3CT7)

379 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 21, 2025 05:33 PM (zZu0s)

380 Santeria is some scary sh*t. A UT Austin student was murdered in the 80's when he traveled to Mexico for spring break. He was sacrified as part of a Santeria ritual to help a gang of drug dealers or something like that.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 21, 2025

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As I recall from an anthro course in witchcraft & religion, voodoo (nee voudun) arose in French-speaking colonies like Haiti from a combo of native beliefs and Christianity; whereas Santeria arose similarly but in Spanish-speaking colonies like Cuba. Most people have heard of voodoo, though, but not Santeria.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 21, 2025 05:34 PM (omVj0)

381 But, ear infections are yucky and not a status symbol, and to an Ear, Nose, Throat doc, it doesn't pay as well....so Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome it is.
Posted by: Orson at July 21, 2025 05:30 PM (dIske)

Or, they're pre-diabetic and have a sudden drop in their blood sugar.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 21, 2025 05:34 PM (0eaVi)

382 Reflex Sympathetic Disease is the weirdest thing I saw handling claims. It's some kind of mental induced vascular disease that can arise from a minor injury to one of the limbs.

It can advance so much that the patient would agree to an amputation if it would relieve the symptoms.

Every claimant I had that was diagnosed with it had a history of mental issues.

Posted by: polynikes at July 21, 2025 05:35 PM (VofaG)

383 "Can anyone recommend a good, unbiased history of slavery in the US? One that neither sugarcoats it nor insists that all whiteys are evil, forever, because of it?"

Read primary sources only.
Posted by: Everybody's Codetalking At gp at July 21, 2025 05:25 PM (klf3J)

I'd imagine most histories think of slavery as 'bad'

Posted by: Oldcat at July 21, 2025 05:36 PM (8avO+)

384 NOOD

commie judges gotta commie

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 21, 2025 05:36 PM (ULPxl)

385 Polynikes,
The new, 2020s name is "CRPS," Chronic Regional Pain Syndrome. It's the same old RSD, but packaged with a new name to throw off Work Comp judges.

Posted by: Wally at July 21, 2025 05:37 PM (7CamO)

386 I prefer the alternate timeline where Willie Brown, rather than promoting her after she provided him "services", just dropped her off back in the Tenderloin with the rest of the San Fran hookers.
Posted by: Bill McG at July 21, 2025 05:27 PM (SM9kq)

That is the one with the flying cars.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 21, 2025 05:38 PM (8avO+)

387 I reject the implication that Taney was a conservative. He was a reactionary fascist who wanted to enslave others, which, of course, makes him a leftist.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 21, 2025 05:03 PM (Riz8t)

Quick research states that Taney emancipated his own slaves in 1818.
Posted by: mrp at July 21, 2025 05:07 PM (rj6Yv)

border states in general were 'whitening out' pre ACW by selling slaves south. Maryland and Delaware in particular were soon going to be essentially free states.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 21, 2025 05:40 PM (8avO+)

388 I seem to recall discussions about timeline divergence here too.

The tell is that they claim that in the "correct" time-line, many of the "wrong" time-line cabinet officials would see prison.

So the question becomes, do we prosecute people for hypothetical crimes performed in an alternate timeline?

And in this "Great Awakening" (which, like hijacking the rainbow for demonic purposes is perverting the Great Awakening of Christianity in the West) is it retroactive to 4AM? 6 November 2024? That is, at the switching, does this also switch everything that happened since to a continuation of what the Biden/Harris War on the West accomplished?

That is, at the Great Awakening, do eggs go to $7/dzn and we have gasoline shortages at $8/gal ?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 21, 2025 05:40 PM (+4Cf6)

389 I manifested the timeline where Trump won, so y’all can thank me.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 21, 2025 05:42 PM (YAMwy)

390 If Kamala had won it would be:
First you will blow me.

Posted by: Whirled Leaders at July 21, 2025 05:59 PM (273sz)

391 Wow. I am thankful I don't know anyone as nutty as these witches.

I don't have tik tok, but I pray against these wackos and my prayers trump (see what I did there, Gia?) your Tarot cards.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 21, 2025 06:03 PM (6PCLE)

392 Morgellans

Posted by: OkJohn at July 21, 2025 06:09 PM (NC/it)

393 I'm definitely in the wrong timeline...I remember Cap'n Crunch having dark blue hair, not white hair...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 21, 2025 06:24 PM (ynpvh)

394 Apparently Steins Gate isn't a great anime, it is real life! Clearly one of these women will use her Reading Steiner to lead us to Steins Gate and perfect timeline. Of course that one wouldn't have ever had Biden steal the 2020 election..

Posted by: steinsgateisreal at July 21, 2025 06:32 PM (s8WNT)

395 Very dangerous and stupid. Because YES you can train your mind to edit your reality. The problem is that your subconscious takes notes. And suddenly your reality is being edited without your knowledge or permission.

I think a major reason we're divided is because the Left has been mucking around with its settings. Maybe about a third of them have a loose grasp of reality

Posted by: Fenrisulven at July 21, 2025 06:43 PM (ciYHQ)

396 The witching hour is 3:00 a.m.
Typical women. Always late.

Posted by: Jeff A. at July 21, 2025 06:48 PM (WM02/)

397 Whoops. Witching hour is 12:00 a.m. My point stands.

Posted by: Jeff A. at July 21, 2025 06:49 PM (WM02/)

398 They need to film themselves asking Harris if she agrees with them.

Posted by: ChrisW at July 21, 2025 07:53 PM (rLfcT)

399 Hi! I'm at work browsing your blog from my new iphone
4! Just wanted to say I love reading your blog and look forward to all your posts!
Carry on the excellent work!

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