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Bill Melugin
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BREAKING: CBP reports June was the lowest month of illegal crossings ever recorded at the southern border, w/ just 6,072 for the month. The Biden admin routinely had 6,000+ in a single day.

CBP reports ZERO releases of illegal aliens into the US in June, compared to 27,776 in June 2024.

CBP says June was second month in a row of zero releases of illegal aliens at the southern border.

Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_

A reminder, President Biden routinely claimed he had "done all he can do" with the border, and that bipartisan legislation was needed to fix it.

That claim turned out to be unequivocally false.

Alan Derschowitz now clarifies: There's not an "Epstein client list," just names that have come up in grand jury testimony of largely-innocent people. And he says these records are redacted by the New York courts, not by the DOJ.


arvard Law School Professor Emeritus Alan Dershowitz on Tuesday asserted that juges in New York were responsible for suppressing information related to the Jeffrey Epstein case rather than the Trump administration.

"So, many of the things that are being suppressed are being suppressed by two judges in Manhattan, and they're doing it largely to protect the alleged accusers who are, in the view of the judges, victims, even though we don't know what their actual status is," he told Chris Cuomo.

He further asserted that, while there is no one client list, the FBI possessed an affidavit from Epstein accusers, that he said "accuse various people of having improper sex, and that has been redacted, the names of the people accused have been blacked out."

Dershowitz went on to assert that the redactions could be reversed were the matter to reach a court.

Julie Kelly points out that while MAGA is roiling about Epstein, we're ignoring major victories.

Among others:

Many DOJ employees are leaving voluntarily rather than anxiously refresh their email inbox for a message with the subject line, "Notice of Removal From Federal Service." Dozens of employees working at the DOJ unit responsible for defending the administration against a nonstop deluge of lawsuits have resigned, according to a Reuters analysis this month. Prosecutors complained of a heavy workload--boo hoo!--and ideological differences with the new boss.

"Many of these people came to work at Federal Programs to defend aspects of our constitutional system. How could they participate in the project of tearing it down?" one lawyer who recently quit told Reuters.

A similar exodus is underway at the DOJ's civil rights division where nearly 70 percent of the division's attorneys have headed for the exits rather than work for Harmeet Dhillon, the president's pick to run the office. Apparently the totally nonpolitical lawyers object to doing things like keeping boys out of girls' sports, protecting children from surgical mutilation, and combating religious bias--just a few of Dhillon's stated objectives.

All of this comes on top of months of success in identifying and firing known partisans at both the DOJ and FBI, an historic purge with no signs of stopping. The moves are "creating rampant speculation and fear within the workforce over who might be terminated next," former staffers told the Washington Post.


Trump's DOJ has sent out subpoenas to butcher-shops still performing "gender affirming" mutilations on children.

Watch how the left-wing garbage blog United Press International reports this:

he Justice Department on Wednesday announced that it had sent more than 20 subpoenas to doctors and clinics performing gender-affirming care for minors, as the Trump administration ramps up its attacks on this marginalized community.

No information about the doctors and clinics subpoenaed was provided by the Justice Department, though it suggested the subpoenas were part of investigations into "healthcare fraud, false statements and more."

"Medical professionals and organizations that mutilate children in the service of a warped ideology will be held accountable by this Department of Justice," Attorney General Pam Bondi said in a statement.

The Pentagon is snubbing the left-wing, Deep State operation called "The Aspen Security Forum." This is a subsidiary of the Aspen Institute, which infamously brought in the FBI to wargame a "table simulation" instructing the media to suppress any reportage on a hypothetical leak of Hunter Biden's laptop.

The Pentagon has pulled all military speakers from the event, calling the organization "globalist."


The Pentagon has pulled roughly a dozen high-ranking U.S. military officials who had been slated to participate in this week's annual Aspen Security Forum, Just the News has learned.

The Defense Department cited the left-wing nature of the Aspen Institute and the participation of such critics of President Trump as Biden administration National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan.

The annual forum put on by the Aspen Institute -- which has been dubbed "the mountain retreat for the liberal elite" -- describes the event as "the premier national security and foreign policy conference in the United States."

Roughly a dozen top Defense Department officials -- including the secretary of the Navy and the commander of U.S. Indo-Pacific Command -- are still listed as speakers on the Aspen Security Forum agenda this week, but a source told Just the News over the weekend that that will no longer happen.

"The Department of Defense has no interest in legitimizing an organization that has invited former officials who have been the architects of chaos abroad and failure at home," Pentagon press secretary Kingsley Wilson told Just the News.

"They are antithetical to the America First values of this administration. Senior representatives of the Department of Defense will no longer be participating in an event that promotes the evil of globalism, disdain for our great country, and hatred for the President of the United States," Wilson also said.


A professor of music was punished by his left-wing fake "university" for saying the unsayable: That classical music is not racist.

It took a lawsuit, but he just got a $750,000 settlement.


More than four years after suing the University of North Texas for punishing him in a spat over alleged racism in classical music, distinguished research professor Timothy Jackson accepted a $725,000 settlement with the taxpayer-funded school in a legal fight that pitted embattled state Attorney General Ken Paxton against former state Solicitor General Jonathan Mitchell.

The parties filed a joint stipulation of dismissal earlier this month, signed by Paxton's office as counsel to UNT and Mitchell as co-counsel to Jackson. The settlement also gives back Jackson the music theory journal he founded and edited and even reduces his teaching load.

UNT kicked Jackson out of the Journal of Schenkerian Studies, named after German music theorist Heinrich Schenker, and put it on ice for five years after Jackson published an issue responding to a black peer's claims that the Jewish Schenker was an "ardent racist."

...

The university opened an investigation of the journal and editors including Jackson after anonymous graduate students condemned the Ewell response issue for "platforming of racist sentiments" and demanded its editors be punished. Ewell wrote and circulated an "open letter on antiracist actions" against the journal as well.

To encourage learning English and assimilation, Trump slashes the budgets for translation services to the minimum necessary levels.


The Department of Justice said it is coordinating a government-wide effort to reduce the use of foreign languages in public-facing services, calling many such programs "non-essential."
Attorney General Pam Bondi said the DOJ will lead efforts to codify Trump's executive order and eliminate "wasteful virtue-signaling policies," emphasizing a focus on national unity through shared language.
According to Breitbart News, DHS has also been instructed to discontinue translation services for calls regarding immigration or employment matters.

Tom Cotton wants to close the birthright citizenship loophole, at least for criminals.

Sen. Tom Cotton has introduced a bill to end birthright citizenship for children of illegal aliens, terrorists, and foreign spies. The move backs President Trump's America First agenda and targets a key driver of illegal immigration.

Key Details:

Cotton's bill would deny automatic citizenship to U.S.-born children of illegal aliens, foreign terrorists, and foreign spies.

The legislation responds to what Cotton calls a major contributor to the illegal immigration crisis under President Joe Biden.

The Supreme Court has never explicitly ruled that children of illegal immigrants must be granted citizenship under the 14th Amendment.

You might think that doesn't go far enough but I know what he's up to: He's using the left's tactic of making a "test case" for the courts that they will have a lot of trouble knocking down, thereby establishing the precedent to go further with the next bill.

Comer subpoenas Biden's former chief of staff/Lead Puppeteer.

House Oversight Committee Chairman James Comer on Tuesday subpoenaed Joe Biden's deputy chief of staff when Biden was president.

The committee had requested the former White House official, Annie Tomasini, to appear for a deposition on Friday.

Tomasini appeared for a transcribed interview in May, and her legal counsel has confirmed her voluntary appearance for July 18, according to the subpoena. However, on Monday, her lawyers requested a subpoena to compel her appearance on July 18.

"The Committee seeks information about your assessment of and relationship with former President Biden to explore whether the time has come for Congress to revisit potential legislation to address the oversight of presidents' fitness to serve pursuant to its authority under Section 4 of the Twenty-Fifth Amendment, or to propose changes to the Twenty-Fifth Amendment itself," the subpoena reads.

They have only one mode: Groomer.

Trump's Rapid Response account puts together clips of Democrats calling for/inciting violence:

More in the thread. The people calling for violence need to realize that people calling for violence declare themselves valid targets.

Amusing thread: A guy asked out a girl. The girl then asked if he was a conservative, because she would never date an icky conservative.

She got an answer quickly:


Because he posted this, she began shrieking that he was endangering her already-endangered mental health and had a lawyer contact him.

Posted by: Ace at 06:25 PM




Comments

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1 I was at Little Big Horn. Here's how we avoid getting flayed and buttraped by all the Indians and a passing bear.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2025 06:26 PM (DcPMq)

2 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at July 15, 2025 06:27 PM (GYt5+)

3 I Was One of Biden's Border Advisors. Here's How to Fix Our Immigration System.

Is it a final solution?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2025 06:29 PM (ynpvh)

4 We can't believe Dershowitz he is one of them joos like Epstein...

Posted by: steevy at July 15, 2025 06:29 PM (YwEeS)

5 I am tempted to call ICE to get a few moments peace from the construction in my back yard. People bought the house for $1M, told us they were not moving in because they have a house on the water, they just wanted to have one closer to the private school their kid goes to, which is right here, and then promptly tore half of it down and now are rebuilding it. It’s crazy.

Posted by: Piper from the pool at July 15, 2025 06:30 PM (ZdaMQ)

6 >I don't have data, I have a gut feeling
Hey, it works in grad school.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2025 06:30 PM (DcPMq)

7 Anyone who uses the phrase "marginalized community" seriously should be punched in the face.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 15, 2025 06:31 PM (ULPxl)

8 think that doesn't go far enough but I know what he's up to: He's using the left's tactic of making a "test case" for the courts that they will have a lot of trouble knocking down, thereby establishing the precedent to go further with the next bill.



Smart.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 15, 2025 06:31 PM (ImXfC)

9 A professor of music was punished by his left-wing fake "university" for saying the unsayable: That classical music is not racist.

Yeah, Rap is a-okay with rape, drug use, theft, murder and cop-killing...and killing whiteys, but totes not racist.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2025 06:31 PM (ynpvh)

10 A new HarrisX poll has Cuomo defeating Mamdani by 15 points in a two-way race. This will probably add to pressure for Adams and Sliwa to drop out.

https://tinyurl.com/yf8dkfz5

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 15, 2025 06:32 PM (paSBy)

11 6 >I don't have data, I have a gut feeling
Hey, it works in grad school.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2025 06:30 PM (DcPMq)

The ass is usually lower than the gut...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2025 06:32 PM (ynpvh)

12 >>> 5 I am tempted to call ICE to get a few moments peace from the construction in my back yard. People bought the house for $1M, told us they were not moving in because they have a house on the water, they just wanted to have one closer to the private school their kid goes to, which is right here, and then promptly tore half of it down and now are rebuilding it. It’s crazy.
Posted by: Piper from the pool at July 15, 2025 06:30 PM (ZdaMQ)

Get an "extra" phone and download ICEBlock.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 15, 2025 06:32 PM (ULPxl)

13 7 Anyone who uses the phrase "marginalized community" seriously should be punched in the face.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 15, 2025 06:31 PM (ULPxl)

What if they live on the edge of a paper mill?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2025 06:33 PM (ynpvh)

14 Gayby! Why didn't I think of that...

Posted by: Amy Conehead Barrett, Collector Of Trophy Children at July 15, 2025 06:33 PM (R/m4+)

15 Yeah, Rap is a-okay with rape, drug use, theft, murder and cop-killing...and killing whiteys, but totes not racist.

I have watched streamers on a platform( well every platform) where to say the N word is an instant end for their channel. They listen to songs while streaming that use that word dozens of times....

Posted by: steevy at July 15, 2025 06:33 PM (YwEeS)

16 If the courts would let Trump do the job we elected him to do we would have millions of illegals self deporting, but they have an agenda and are required to stop him because of liberal gut reactions to rule against anything Trump does.


I am waiting for a lefty judge to *rule* that the federal e verify system is racist and can no longer be used.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 15, 2025 06:33 PM (e5NfL)

17
When's General Milley going to face the music? Bastard told the heathen Chinee that he wouldn't obey Trump 45.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2025 06:33 PM (HZi96)

18 ace if you're here I just wanted to share I just watched my favorite Just Shoot Me episode that I had not seen before. Way better than Chicken Pot Pie.

It's when Finch tries to get Maya into a threesome with a model who had a crush on her.

I'm still laughing after watching it an hour ago.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2025 06:33 PM (VofaG)

19 Rollo Tomasini? That guy?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2025 06:34 PM (D7oie)

20 17
When's General Milley going to face the music? Bastard told the heathen Chinee that he wouldn't obey Trump 45.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2025 06:33 PM (HZi96)

Pretty much an admission that he would betray the USA due to his political leanings.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2025 06:34 PM (ynpvh)

21 There's no room to scribble proofs in the margins anyway.
Just trust me frere.

Posted by: Pierre de Fermat at July 15, 2025 06:35 PM (DcPMq)

22 Lets flip all the cards and ask up front, "When does life begin?"

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 15, 2025 06:35 PM (QSrLX)

23 Anyone who uses the phrase "marginalized community" seriously should be punched in the face.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 15, 2025 06:31 PM


What about us?

Asking for some friends.

Posted by: Non-pants wearing readers of the Book Thread at July 15, 2025 06:35 PM (0sNs1)

24 Kind of annoying reading headlines like "Supreme Court ALLOWS...." you know, the chief executive to do his fucking job. Thanks.

Posted by: steevy at July 15, 2025 06:35 PM (YwEeS)

25
Yeah, Rap is a-okay with rape, drug use, theft, murder and cop-killing...and killing whiteys, but totes not racist.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2025 06:31 PM (ynpvh)

__________

Minstrel shows: stereotypes blacks as happy watermelon-eating children.

Rap music: stereotypes blacks as violent thugs and amoral slots.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2025 06:36 PM (HZi96)

26 22 Lets flip all the cards and ask up front, "When does life begin?"

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 15, 2025 06:35 PM (QSrLX)

When God creates it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2025 06:36 PM (ynpvh)

27 I wonder how hot crazy chick is....

Yeah, yeah, I know the rule.

Are there any exceptions?

Posted by: Stateless - HAPPY NOT HOMELESS! - New Life Creation 11.3 % at July 15, 2025 06:37 PM (jvJvP)

28 5 I am tempted to call ICE to get a few moments peace from the construction in my back yard. People bought the house for $1M, told us they were not moving in because they have a house on the water, they just wanted to have one closer to the private school their kid goes to, which is right here, and then promptly tore half of it down and now are rebuilding it. It’s crazy.
Posted by: Piper from the pool at July 15, 2025 06:30 PM (ZdaMQ)

I feel your pain.

Out of state peeps bought house 2 doors down from me which had been renovated only 4 or 5 years earlier. They tore it all apart and redid it. Took almost a year. Kicker is they spend maybe 2 months a year there rest of the time the house is vacant. And the 2 months is a week here a couple of weeks there. Reason is they have relatives here. I’m like wouldn’t it be cheaper to get a Airbnb or hotel?

But whatevs, your money do with it as you please.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 15, 2025 06:37 PM (ImXfC)

29 I honestly don't remember ever being this pleased with first 6 months of any administration in my life. I feel like this country is finally getting back on the right track.

Waited all my life for this and I am going to enjoy the hell out of it.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 15, 2025 06:37 PM (viF8m)

30 UNT kicked Jackson out of the Journal of Schenkerian Studies, named after German music theorist Heinrich Schenker,[i/]



I saw the Heinrich Schenker Group at Rockpalast in '81

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 15, 2025 06:37 PM (144I4)

31 "All of this comes on top of months of success in identifying and firing known partisans at both the DOJ and FBI, an historic purge with no signs of stopping. The moves are "creating rampant speculation and fear within the workforce over who might be terminated next," former staffers told the Washington Post."


You hate to see it.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2025 06:37 PM (fV+MH)

32 >>He further asserted that, while there is no one client list, the FBI possessed an affidavit from Epstein accusers, that he said "accuse various people of having improper sex, and that has been redacted, the names of the people accused have been blacked out."

Yeah, lets start with that. An affidavit from the girls listing names of men they were trafficked to is a great starting point. Some might even call it a list of alleged clients or even a likely incomplete "client list".

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 15, 2025 06:37 PM (uCjyK)

33 yikes

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 15, 2025 06:37 PM (144I4)

34 I am tempted to call ICE to get a few moments peace from the construction


Is this copyrighted yet?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 15, 2025 06:38 PM (QSrLX)

35 The gayby vid is unclickable on 57 different levels.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2025 06:38 PM (fV+MH)

36 I was the Water Management Director for LA County. Here’s what Jack and Jill should have done …

Posted by: Adriane the Monday Critic on Tuesday. . . at July 15, 2025 06:38 PM (3ZUWJ)

37 27 I wonder how hot crazy chick is....

Yeah, yeah, I know the rule.

Are there any exceptions?

Posted by: Stateless - HAPPY NOT HOMELESS! - New Life Creation 11.3 % at July 15, 2025 06:37 PM (jvJvP)

Do it for the fun
Do it for experience.
FAFO, a Haiku

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2025 06:38 PM (ynpvh)

38 ***FBI possessed an affidavit from Epstein accusers, that he said "accuse various people of having improper sex, and that has been redacted, the names of the people accused have been blacked out."
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In the clip that M. Kelly played he said some of the accusers are proven liars. Also ~from the info available one can't tell the truth of anything.

His words - here it is: https://youtu.be/cykkvQJ45R4?t=46

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2025 06:39 PM (blT2t)

39 Nbc "news".

President Trumpmsays anything credible should be released.

Posted by: Stateless - HAPPY NOT HOMELESS! - New Life Creation 11.3 % at July 15, 2025 06:39 PM (jvJvP)

40 Waited all my life for this and I am going to enjoy the hell out of it.
Posted by: JackStraw"


Agreed.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2025 06:39 PM (fV+MH)

41 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2025 06:38 PM (ynpvh)

Sweet.

I hope you're alright.

Posted by: Stateless - HAPPY NOT HOMELESS! - New Life Creation 11.3 % at July 15, 2025 06:40 PM (jvJvP)

42 "Many of these people came to work at Federal Programs to defend aspects of our constitutional system. How could they participate in the project of tearing it down?" one lawyer who recently quit told Reuters.


If you keep winning at the Supreme Court, how is it being torn down?

Fucking retards. Feh! Be gone.

Posted by: toby928 at July 15, 2025 06:40 PM (jc0TO)

43 Minstrel shows: stereotypes blacks as happy watermelon-eating children.

Rap music: stereotypes blacks as violent thugs and amoral slots.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Minstrel Rap music: stereotypes blacks as violent thugs who like to eat watermelon …

Posted by: Adriane the Monday Critic on Tuesday. . . at July 15, 2025 06:41 PM (3ZUWJ)

44 Are you still clapping now?! Clap harder losers! Clap harder!

Posted by: President Trump to the fired federal layabouts and goldbricks at July 15, 2025 06:41 PM (R/m4+)

45 I wonder how hot crazy chick is....

Yeah, yeah, I know the rule.

Are there any exceptions?

Posted by: Stateless - HAPPY NOT HOMELESS! - New Life Creation 11.3 % at July 15, 2025 06:37 PM


Don't use your real name.

Posted by: Toby Sunshine at July 15, 2025 06:41 PM (jc0TO)

46 Latasha is my go to for all thing election related.

Posted by: huerfano at July 15, 2025 06:42 PM (n2swS)

47 41 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2025 06:38 PM (ynpvh)

Sweet.

I hope you're alright.

Posted by: Stateless - HAPPY NOT HOMELESS! - New Life Creation 11.3 % at July 15, 2025 06:40 PM (jvJvP)

I am intact, 'ceptin' for ma bag. I'm always brown-bagging it no matter where I go now...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2025 06:42 PM (ynpvh)

48 I made a keto lasagna. Just bragging.

Finally it turned out pretty good. Secret ingredient for making food taste good: Salt.

Posted by: ace at July 15, 2025 06:42 PM (KRtlO)

49 California required insurance companies to pay for translation services for any workers comp claimant's request. This grifting scam had translators for every doctor appointment , hearing , PT, etc.

I even had a request to pay for a translator for group therapy and for individual psychiatric sessions. I denied those and surprisingly won.

90% of these claimants spoke English well enough to not to require a translator.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2025 06:42 PM (VofaG)

50 I wonder how hot crazy chick is....

Yeah, yeah, I know the rule.

Are there any exceptions?
Posted by: Stateless - HAPPY NOT HOMELESS! - New Life Creation 11.3 % at July 15, 2025 06:37 PM (jvJvP)
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She's probably overweight and constantly talks about how healthy she eats and you should try the dandelion green shakes, because they work!

On the off chance she is hot, she's also, apparently, radiative crazy.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 15, 2025 06:42 PM (tT6L1)

51 In the clip that M. Kelly played he said some of the accusers are proven liars. Also ~from the info available one can't tell the truth of anything.

His words - here it is: https://youtu.be/cykkvQJ45R4?t=46
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2025 06:39 PM (blT2t)

Okay, well, the government is full of proven liars and we still get to hear what they have to say every day.

Let's read the affidavits, even if some of those victims may be liars.

And also, that's such an absurd argument. People get publicly accused of horrible shit all the time and it turns out the accuser is a liar. Think of all those nobodies in colleges who were publicly accused of being rapists, then it later came out they didnt rape anyone. No one protected their names. Why are these "elites" offered a protection no one else is?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 15, 2025 06:42 PM (uCjyK)

52 How is the urban thing working out? Urban. After that its a HIPAA violation.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 15, 2025 06:43 PM (QSrLX)

53 >>>In the clip that M. Kelly played he said some of the accusers are proven liars. Also ~from the info available one can't tell the truth of anything.

Yes, I think she said that Virginia Guiffre was throwing out false allegations. One guy sued her for defamation and she backed down.

Posted by: ace at July 15, 2025 06:43 PM (KRtlO)

54 The moves are "creating rampant speculation and fear within the workforce over who might be terminated next," former staffers told the Washington Post

The slackers, time servers, and resistance know who they are. Their misery gives me a chubby.

Posted by: Toby Sunshine at July 15, 2025 06:44 PM (jc0TO)

55 ***moves are "creating rampant speculation and fear within the workforce over who might be terminated next,"
--------

Hey, if you're worried that you will be terminated because of political bias you are one of them. Why don't you take the exit money and self-terminate?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2025 06:44 PM (blT2t)

56 It's funny that Christy Blazing Fraud and Jeanne "Rape is sexy" Carroll make accusations and their instantly credible; but accusations against Epstein clients... Have to be positively verified.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 15, 2025 06:44 PM (tkchl)

57 "I made a keto lasagna. Just bragging.

Finally it turned out pretty good. Secret ingredient for making food taste good: Salt.
Posted by: ace"


Tostito's really really agrees.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2025 06:44 PM (fV+MH)

58 On that "gut feeling video" (As I jump in to waste more time commenting)

I watched the first half.
Anyone else get really annoyed at the exaggerated dramatic mannerisms that all these vloggers have picked up?

They can't say anything, they have to act it out like a caricature of a gay black drama queen. All hand gestures and "woo hoo" background chorus comments, and cliche phrases.

It is in movies too. People are no long human, they are all gay vaudeville actors.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at July 15, 2025 06:44 PM (S6/Nv)

59

Got a gut feeling. Feeling.

https://youtu.be/Cwx_Qq56YTA

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2025 06:45 PM (63Dwl)

60 >>> I wonder how hot crazy chick is....


If you mean the Zohran superfan, I say she's got purple hair, more chins than a Chinese phone book, and more piercings than a Samurai at the end of a Kurosawa movie.

Posted by: ace at July 15, 2025 06:45 PM (KRtlO)

61 Latasha is my go to for all thing election related.
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We all laugh, but she'd fit right in on The View.

Posted by: Crusader at July 15, 2025 06:45 PM (TN0g+)

62 "The Supreme Court has never explicitly ruled that children of illegal immigrants must be granted citizenship under the 14th Amendment."

They never did it implicitly either. The test case was whether Chinese citizens, brought here legally, had a child, would that child be a U.S. citizen? Answer - yes. That was a bit of a stretch since the constitution says the children of ambassadors don't become American citizens even if born here.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at July 15, 2025 06:45 PM (D1vbu)

63 I made a keto lasagna. Just bragging.

Finally it turned out pretty good. Secret ingredient for making food taste good: Salt.
Posted by: ace at July 15, 2025 06:42 PM (KRtlO)
----
Careful. That's the gateway seasoning to other magical flavors...like pepper.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 15, 2025 06:46 PM (IBQGV)

64 If you mean the Zohran superfan, I say she's got purple hair, more chins than a Chinese phone book, and more piercings than a Samurai at the end of a Kurosawa movie.
Posted by: ace at July 15, 2025 06:45 PM (KRtlO)
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Ha! comedy gold.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 15, 2025 06:46 PM (tT6L1)

65 60 If you mean the Zohran superfan, I say she's got purple hair, more chins than a Chinese phone book, and more piercings than a Samurai at the end of a Kurosawa movie.
Posted by: ace at July

But didn’t this all start with a conservative asking her out?

Posted by: Piper from the pool at July 15, 2025 06:46 PM (ZdaMQ)

66 48 I made a keto lasagna. Just bragging.

Finally it turned out pretty good. Secret ingredient for making food taste good: Salt.
Posted by: ace

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Congratulations! I know you have been working on this project for at least a decade.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at July 15, 2025 06:47 PM (S6/Nv)

67 I made a keto lasagna. Just bragging.

Finally it turned out pretty good. Secret ingredient for making food taste good: Salt.
Posted by: ace
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Ace, truffle salt will change your life...seriously!

Posted by: Crusader at July 15, 2025 06:47 PM (TN0g+)

68 >>But didn’t this all start with a conservative asking her out?

yeah but based on a photo that she posted

THE PHOTO LIES

Posted by: ace at July 15, 2025 06:47 PM (KRtlO)

69 What's sickening is that E Jean Carroll got a publishing deal. So did Ford.
There are at least a dozen writing morons who don't have book deals; and then these two dozy sluts write bad erotica about Republicans and take up that space in Barnes & Noble.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2025 06:47 PM (DcPMq)

70
But didn’t this all start with a conservative asking her out?
Posted by: Piper from the pool at July 15, 2025 06:46 PM (ZdaMQ)
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He can change her!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 15, 2025 06:47 PM (tT6L1)

71 I made a keto lasagna. Just bragging.

Finally it turned out pretty good. Secret ingredient for making food taste good: Salt.
Posted by: ace

You'll be hearing from our lawyers.
-The Olive Garden.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 15, 2025 06:47 PM (MGB5H)

72 "I don't have data, I have a gut feeling."

-
I wonder if she had a gut feeling about buying those birth control glasses.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Lying Dogface Pony Soldier at July 15, 2025 06:48 PM (L/fGl)

73 >>>Congratulations! I know you have been working on this project for at least a decade.

hah. I bought the meat on Thursday so... practically a decade. I only made it because the meat was about to turn.

Posted by: ace at July 15, 2025 06:48 PM (KRtlO)

74 67 I made a keto lasagna. Just bragging.

Finally it turned out pretty good. Secret ingredient for making food taste good: Salt.
Posted by: ace
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Ace, truffle salt will change your life...seriously!

Posted by: Crusader at July 15, 2025 06:47 PM (TN0g+)

It is very tasty.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2025 06:48 PM (ynpvh)

75 Yes, I think she said that Virginia Guiffre was throwing out false allegations. One guy sued her for defamation and she backed down.
Posted by: ace at July 15, 2025 06:43 PM (KRtlO)

Virginia Guiffre was a recruiter herself . Probably managed by Maxwell the chief recruiter.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2025 06:48 PM (VofaG)

76 . One guy sued her for defamation and she backed down.
Posted by: ace at July 15,

In addition to Dershowitz?

Posted by: Piper from the pool at July 15, 2025 06:49 PM (ZdaMQ)

77 Ace, you should try MSG.
In the little blue ajinomoto shaker. For savory dishes it really is a step up from salt.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at July 15, 2025 06:49 PM (S6/Nv)

78 Immigration - How to fix it?

Not "immigration" but how to fix illegal alien problem - entering the country w/o presenting oneself at official border stations? Two Years Hard Labor and your ass can be farmed out internationally.

Time doubled with each subsequent trespass.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 15, 2025 06:49 PM (/lPRQ)

79 what do you put truffle salt on?

Posted by: ace at July 15, 2025 06:49 PM (KRtlO)

80 73 >>>Congratulations! I know you have been working on this project for at least a decade.

hah. I bought the meat on Thursday so... practically a decade. I only made it because the meat was about to turn.

Posted by: ace at July 15, 2025 06:48 PM (KRtlO)

Freezers...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2025 06:49 PM (ynpvh)

81 Yes, I think she said that Virginia Guiffre was throwing out false allegations. One guy sued her for defamation and she backed down.
Posted by: ace at July 15, 2025 06:43 PM (KRtlO)

Alan Dershowitz called her a liar and said she was making up allegations to extort money. She sued him for defamation, he counter sued for defamation. Lots of money was spent on lawyers.

Anyways, they reached an out of court settlement and her releasing a statement saying "I now recognize I may have made a mistake in identifying Mr. Dershowitz" and him releasing a statement saying basically "I did not have sex with that woman".

And if that's the basis for saying "the victims are lying" that is a very dishonest basis. First off, she only concedes she may have been mistaken. Secondly, we have no idea why the two parties settled, but I suspect it is very expensive to defend against a defamation case brought by Alan Dershowitz.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 15, 2025 06:49 PM (uCjyK)

82 burgers?

Posted by: ace at July 15, 2025 06:49 PM (KRtlO)

83 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2025 06:42 PM (ynpvh

Hang in there jim!

Posted by: Stateless - HAPPY NOT HOMELESS! - New Life Creation 11.3 % at July 15, 2025 06:49 PM (jvJvP)

84 >>>Ace, you should try MSG.
In the little blue ajinomoto shaker. For savory dishes it really is a step up from salt.

oh yeah, I bought a bottle of that like eight years ago. I always forget to use it. I want to use it, though.

Posted by: ace at July 15, 2025 06:50 PM (KRtlO)

85 "5 I am tempted to call ICE to get a few moments peace from the construction in my back yard. People bought the house for $1M, told us they were not moving in because they have a house on the water, they just wanted to have one closer to the private school their kid goes to, which is right here, and then promptly tore half of it down and now are rebuilding it. It’s crazy.

Posted by: Piper from the pool at July 15, 2025 06:30 PM (ZdaMQ) "

a few years ago, big scandal in Chi suburbs: suburban high school will not issue campus parking sticker to freshmen ...
incredibly wealthy parents buy a house across from school so kid can park in the driveway.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 15, 2025 06:50 PM (dKEEs)

86 79 what do you put truffle salt on?

Posted by: ace at July 15, 2025 06:49 PM (KRtlO)

https://tinyurl.com/4ntv5u9d

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2025 06:50 PM (ynpvh)

87 "Congratulations! I know you have been working on this project for at least a decade.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) "

The shelves are up.

The lasagna is baked.

Trump is resplendent.

The Potomac is running brown with the fear of our enemies.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2025 06:50 PM (fV+MH)

88 48 I made a keto lasagna. Just bragging.

Finally it turned out pretty good. Secret ingredient for making food taste good: Salt.
Posted by: ace at July 15, 2025 06:42 PM (KRtlO)

Dude.

You know we all want to like you, and we want to see you succeed despite your manifest handicaps.

Are you seriously back on about keto lasagna? Keto lasagna is what? Cheese, Tomato Sauce, and Salt? It's like a defective Franco-American product.

You've got to stop this. You're regressing.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 15, 2025 06:50 PM (4/BuS)

89 68 >>But didn’t this all start with a conservative asking her out?

yeah but based on a photo that she posted

THE PHOTO LIES
Posted by: ace

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She said I was sweaty, but at that time I suffered a medical condition where I was unable to sweat, so she is a proven liar!

Posted by: Prince Andrew at July 15, 2025 06:50 PM (S6/Nv)

90 somehow I guess that the answer is not "truffles"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2025 06:51 PM (D7oie)

91 I use Dash Garlic & Herb on everything.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2025 06:51 PM (VofaG)

92
THE PHOTO LIES
Posted by: ace at July 15, 2025

Ahhhh.. well this makes sense, then.

Posted by: Piper from the pool at July 15, 2025 06:51 PM (ZdaMQ)

93 If you mean the Zohran superfan, I say she's got purple hair, more chins than a Chinese phone book, and more piercings than a Samurai at the end of a Kurosawa movie.

Posted by: ace at July 15, 2025 06:45 PM (KRtlO)

So this wouldn't be like the first episode of "Dharma and Greg" with a hot, young Jenna Elfman showing up.

That's so sad.

Posted by: Stateless - HAPPY NOT HOMELESS! - New Life Creation 11.3 % at July 15, 2025 06:51 PM (jvJvP)

94 "I was One of Biden's Border Advisors"... you just disqualified yourself, idiot.

... "Here's How to Fix Our Immigration System." Too late, Trump just did it. But you wouldn't know that, living in our self-righteous, delusional bubble.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 15, 2025 06:52 PM (WHfpM)

95 >>>Think of all those nobodies in colleges who were publicly accused of being rapists, then it later came out they didnt rape anyone. No one protected their names. Why are these "elites" offered a protection no one else is?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
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They may be pushing the whole thing as a distraction.
Kelly says, the receipts are in, plane tickets and other tangible evidence proving Virginia Guiffre a liar. If she lied about that why is her story on Prince or anything believed?
However, her recent death was portrayed as a suicide resulting from terrible life of abuse and Epstein.
Her car was T-boned by a school bus and she died from kidney failure.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2025 06:52 PM (blT2t)

96
Alan Derschowitz now clarifies: There's not an "Epstein client list," just names that have come up in grand jury testimony of largely-innocent people.

==================

I've been saying this all week, you inattentive, licorice-obsessed morons.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2025 06:52 PM (HL/Ld)

97 Bravo, Ace!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 15, 2025 06:52 PM (dKEEs)

98 the fact that this guy cancelled on her may indicate that he was just looking for an excuse to bail and that he was iffy on her from the start.

Posted by: ace at July 15, 2025 06:53 PM (KRtlO)

99 The annual forum put on by the Aspen Institute -- which has been dubbed "the mountain retreat for the liberal elite" -- describes the event as "the premier national security and foreign policy conference in the United States."

What a load of gigantic crap. It is a gabfest of the "elite" to pat themselves on the back and blow smoke up each other's ass, have "dates" with high priced escorts of either sex, do drugs, gorge on ridiculously priced gourmet meals, drink bottles of wine at greatly inflated prices, and get their egos wanked. Then have some underlings write it all up in a over produced portfolio of all they supposedly accomplished.

Posted by: Cheri at July 15, 2025 06:53 PM (oiNtH)

100 That reservation cancellation is comedy gold.

Man, did that guy dodge a bullet. Maybe a missile.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 15, 2025 06:53 PM (4/BuS)

101 You've got to stop this. You're regressing.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 15, 2025 06:50 PM (4/BuS

How do you think I feel? I am right here, and yet this. 😂

Posted by: Piper from the pool at July 15, 2025 06:53 PM (ZdaMQ)

102 So this wouldn't be like the first episode of "Dharma and Greg" with a hot, young Jenna Elfman showing up.

That's so sad.
Posted by: Stateless - HAPPY NOT HOMELESS! - New Life Creation 11.3 % at July 15, 2025 06:51 PM (jvJvP)
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Hot hippie chick crazy can be tolerated. Mainly because it's mostly about crystals n stuff. Meltdown over restaurant cancellation bint is not redeemable.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 15, 2025 06:53 PM (tT6L1)

103 I worked in court, and we had people who had lived here for 20 years and could not speak a word of English. "My husband doesn't want me to learn," one said. We translate election ballots into numerous languages--don't you think speaking the language of the land should be a requisite for voting???

Posted by: Imma Bad Person at July 15, 2025 06:54 PM (RRCAT)

104
They never did it implicitly either. The test case was whether Chinese citizens, brought here legally, had a child, would that child be a U.S. citizen? Answer - yes. That was a bit of a stretch since the constitution says the children of ambassadors don't become American citizens even if born here.
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at July 15, 2025 06:45 PM (D1vbu)

Wong Kim Ark's parents were not Ambassadors; they were legal resident aliens. That's the distinguishing factor that's important - children born of those who are here legally (But NOT Ambassadors, or Foreign Embassy Staff, because they are a completely different class of resident) are American Citizens at birth, that is firmly established Constitutional law. The error has been in claiming that this benefit applied to those who were here ILLEGALLY as well.

Btw, one arcane bit of legal trivia is that Ambassadors do *not* legally live in the United States even when they are here; they either live in their Embassy or an Ambassador's residence, which are legally treated as parts of their own country, by mutual agreement. That's why it's such a big deal to attack or harrass anyone's embassy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2025 06:54 PM (uWKK8)

105

Ac’cent: The Perfect MSG Seasoning for Your Dishes

https://accentflavor.com

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2025 06:54 PM (63Dwl)

106 hah. I bought the meat on Thursday so... practically a decade. I only made it because the meat was about to turn.

Posted by: ace

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I could swear you were working on perfecting keto lasagna many years ago and complained about middling results. Maybe I am wrong.

Posted by: Prince Andrew at July 15, 2025 06:54 PM (S6/Nv)

107 I am amused that a lot of women haven't caught up to the reality that they are not "the prize."

Such a stupid reduction of worth. This ain't a midway carnival.

Just because you get a thousand likes on Tinder, doesn't mean 1000 men want to marry you.

All you have are 1000 applicants who want to "hit it n quit it."

BTW, Hoe Math on the toks is funny stuff.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 15, 2025 06:54 PM (Jw2IK)

108 I learned a few years ago that I do not like the flavor of truffles. it's not an allergy or anything like that. I simply do not like it. I find it vaguely nauseating.

Oh well, there's whole lot of other savory treats that I do like. So I ain't losing sleep over it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at July 15, 2025 06:54 PM (0aYVJ)

109 Good news, everybody!

Dexerto@Dexerto
Fantastic Four skins are coming to Fortnite
It is one of the most wanted collabs ever

-
It took a lot of balls to post that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Lying Dogface Pony Soldier at July 15, 2025 06:55 PM (L/fGl)

110 This is hilarious

Whoever that guy is, good on him

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2025 06:55 PM (ky+Va)

111 Ok I think the question has to be asked....

This all stemmed from reports that Bongino was steaming mad end of last week because of Bondi.

Regardless of the real truth of this, the question is...does anyone remember who first reported that and who their sources were?

Big hint right there as to the motive of the original reporter of Bongino's supposed huffiness.

Posted by: geewhiz at July 15, 2025 06:55 PM (V87Oy)

112 I especially like the MSG shaker on reheated stuff, like chicken cutlets or mashed potatoes.

Not necessary when fresh, but helps a lot out of microwave the next day. (Homemade though, I think store bought stuff already might have it.)

Posted by: Prince Andrew at July 15, 2025 06:56 PM (S6/Nv)

113 the fact that this guy cancelled on her may indicate that he was just looking for an excuse to bail and that he was iffy on her from the start.
Posted by: ace at July 15, 2025 06:53 PM


If you have doubts, take them to a place with an escape window in the men's room.

Posted by: toby928 at July 15, 2025 06:56 PM (jc0TO)

114 --------------
She said I was sweaty, but at that time I suffered a medical condition where I was unable to sweat, so she is a proven liar!
Posted by: Prince Andrew
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Sweaty, too funny. One witness said she had to give a foot massage to a man who, ugh, had no pedicure. His toes were all grody.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2025 06:56 PM (blT2t)

115 "Get an "extra" phone and download ICEBlock.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 15, 2025 06:32 PM (ULPxl) "

nice! at a dollar general you can get the cheapest android phone and 30 days service for around $50 ...

just sayin' ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 15, 2025 06:56 PM (dKEEs)

116
Crazy bitch is in NYC. That explains a lot.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2025 06:56 PM (HZi96)

117
a few years ago, big scandal in Chi suburbs: suburban high school will not issue campus parking sticker to freshmen ...
incredibly wealthy parents buy a house across from school so kid can park in the driveway.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

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lol what was the scandal? That the high school wouldn't issue parking stickers to freshmen, or that the parents solved their kid's problem? I hope the parents painted "park you" on the front.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2025 06:57 PM (HL/Ld)

118 BTW, Hoe Math on the toks is funny stuff.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 15, 2025 06:54 PM


His charts confuse me.

Posted by: toby928 at July 15, 2025 06:57 PM (jc0TO)

119 All you have are 1000 applicants who want to "hit it n quit it."

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Toot it and boot it

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 15, 2025 06:57 PM (MGB5H)

120 If you have doubts, take them to a place with an escape window in the men's room.
Posted by: toby928 at July 15, 2025 06:56 PM (jc0TO)
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Comedian, years ago, did a bit about taking a woman he disliked to a fancy restaurant with $5 bucks in his pocket. Just before the check arrived, he bailed.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 15, 2025 06:57 PM (tT6L1)

121 the premier national security and foreign policy conference in the United States.

I thought the AOSHQ Book Thread served that purpose.
But with fewer overpriced bisexual escorts and cheaper booze.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2025 06:57 PM (DcPMq)

122 Regardless of the real truth of this, the question is...does anyone remember who first reported that and who their sources were?

Big hint right there as to the motive of the original reporter of Bongino's supposed huffiness.
Posted by: geewhiz at July 15, 2025 06:55 PM (V87Oy)

IIRC, it was Julie Kelly and Axios. Axios I expect crap from, disappointing to see Kelly go for clickbait.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2025 06:58 PM (uWKK8)

123


I mena, it's obvious clipping off kid's balls is population control. Look at what they're doing everywhere with demographics.

Went on a date, met via FB.

She seemed attractive, a little meaty, Director of Sustainability.

Well, she showed up and was a lot bigger, with green hair and stupid glasses. She went in on Republicans aren't like they used to be, abolotionists, and how when Trump won she thought she would be arrested. Not a smirk or smile.

Yeah, that's not gonna work for me. A real mess.



Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at July 15, 2025 06:58 PM (et1vG)

124
incredibly wealthy parents buy a house across from school so kid can park in the driveway.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

__________

Valet parking would have been better.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2025 06:58 PM (HZi96)

125 go away stupid sock.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at July 15, 2025 06:59 PM (S6/Nv)

126 Hot hippie chick crazy can be tolerated. Mainly because it's mostly about crystals n stuff. Meltdown over restaurant cancellation bint is not redeemable.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 15, 2025 06:53 PM (tT6L1)

Sadly, all the hippie chicks are the same age as your average Dem lawmaker.....

Hotness, left the building.

Back to cleaning MY HOUSE! Sweet.

Posted by: Stateless - HAPPY NOT HOMELESS! - New Life Creation 11.3 % at July 15, 2025 06:59 PM (jvJvP)

127 " ... an escape window in the men's room."

Alas, these are becoming harder and harder to find.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 15, 2025 06:59 PM (dKEEs)

128 I get the impression from hoe_math and other "redpillers" that they just found the wrong women.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2025 06:59 PM (DcPMq)

129 Everyone have a great night!

Posted by: Stateless - HAPPY NOT HOMELESS! - New Life Creation 11.5 % at July 15, 2025 06:59 PM (jvJvP)

130 >>> Sen. Tom Cotton has introduced a bill to end birthright citizenship for children of illegal aliens, terrorists, and foreign spies. The move backs President Trump's America First agenda and targets a key driver of illegal immigration.

They should be granted the same status as their parents.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 15, 2025 07:00 PM (/lPRQ)

131 I wonder if Trump has decided to use the Epstein list as leverage rather than release the information.

Posted by: Open Channel D at July 15, 2025 07:01 PM (LUFgA)

132 what do you put truffle salt on?
Posted by: ace at July 15, 2025 06:49 PM (KRtlO)

Things to feed pigs. They love truffles.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2025 07:01 PM (8avO+)

133 re: the libtard REEEing about the reservation cancellation…

guys: if you want to meet a nice girl, ask trusted people in your network if they know someone.

Get involved in some kind of group activity IRL. Volunteer at an animal shelter, there is nothing but women there.

This thing of just hooking up with randos online is a dead end street unless it’s just booty calls. And that gets old after a while too. And microbes.

Posted by: kallisto at July 15, 2025 07:01 PM (wUi8D)

134 hhmmmm ... a criminal referal for pencil neck Schiff for mortgage fraud.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 15, 2025 07:01 PM (viF8m)

135 " ... an escape window in the men's room."

Alas, these are becoming harder and harder to find.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 15, 2025 06:59 PM



You have to reconnoiter. It's not a by the seat of your pants thing. For that you go out through the kitchen.

Posted by: toby928 at July 15, 2025 07:02 PM (jc0TO)

136 I'm sure they could have afforded it, H7.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 15, 2025 07:02 PM (dKEEs)

137 128 I get the impression from hoe_math and other "redpillers" that they just found the wrong women.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2025 06:59 PM (DcPMq)

Fresh Cope™. It satisfies.

Posted by: If it looks, acts, and quacks like it's systemic... at July 15, 2025 07:02 PM (TbWk/)

138 Itinerant Alley Butcher: Difficult to hold up in court.
Say I'm some terr'ist born in Uzbekistan. I go deep cover in the US with my bride. Have a bunch of kids here. Then do my spree.
Nobody knew I was a terr'ist before I did the spree; I was a legal resident with the green card and everything. My wife lies and claims she didn't see anything and/or doesn't remember (not because she loves me, I'm an asshole, but she's an asshole too).
What then?

Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2025 07:02 PM (DcPMq)

139 Could the passengers on Epstein's private plane destined for 'lolita island' be deemed "clients'?
I would think that is about as close to a dictionary definition as one could get.

Unless "guests" is more fitting.
And ain't no one accusing them of messing with minors... maybe hanging with others that were, but 'clients' and 'guests' nonetheless.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 15, 2025 07:03 PM (/lPRQ)

140 excellent point, toby928!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 15, 2025 07:03 PM (dKEEs)

141 >>>Hot hippie chick crazy can be tolerated. Mainly because it's mostly about crystals n stuff.

but it's also about not using soap or shampoo (bad for your skin, allegedly) and letting your body hair grow out like Carrot-Top

stinky =/= cute

Posted by: ace at July 15, 2025 07:03 PM (KRtlO)

142 128 I get the impression from hoe_math and other "redpillers" that they just found the wrong women.

I saw my first hoe_math video yesterday and it was hilarious. That man is dedicated…and creative!

Posted by: kallisto at July 15, 2025 07:03 PM (wUi8D)

143 Every fool knows where the elite meet to eat.
Duffy's Tavern.
Duffy ain't there.

Posted by: OTR FAN at July 15, 2025 07:04 PM (KVlfh)

144 I get the impression from hoe_math and other "redpillers" that they just found the wrong women.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2025 06:59 PM


I think the basic premise is sound, though I say it as shouldn't since I am long past the dating scene. I just think it's not as all encompassing as they believe.

Posted by: toby928 at July 15, 2025 07:04 PM (jc0TO)

145 That woman calling for her lawyer over a cancelled reservation make my widower gold-digging cardio avoidance seem so innocent.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2025 07:05 PM (u82oZ)

146 If that guy hadn’t posted the restaurant cancellation, I bet she would’ve posted something about how awful he was.

Posted by: Open Channel D at July 15, 2025 07:05 PM (LUFgA)

147 Say I'm some terr'ist born in Uzbekistan. I go deep cover in the US with my bride. Have a bunch of kids here. Then do my spree.
Nobody knew I was a terr'ist before I did the spree; I was a legal resident with the green card and everything. My wife lies and claims she didn't see anything and/or doesn't remember (not because she loves me, I'm an asshole, but she's an asshole too).
What then?
Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2025 07:02 PM (DcPMq)

Put a daycare in ADX Florence

Posted by: THEY'RE SPLITTING UP FAMILIES!!! at July 15, 2025 07:05 PM (TbWk/)

148 We are legion!

Posted by: Pantsless Book Thread Rebels at July 15, 2025 07:05 PM (G5+As)

149 I will use truffle butter and truffle salt on a steak. It's really good. Same with a hamburger. You can freeze the butter and only use what you need.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 15, 2025 07:05 PM (77W69)

150 Are you seriously back on about keto lasagna? Keto lasagna is what? Cheese, Tomato Sauce, and Salt? It's like a defective Franco-American product.

You've got to stop this. You're regressing.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 15, 2025 06:50 PM (4/BuS)

Keto likes meat, so I think you just sub in bacon for the noodles in regular lasagna.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2025 07:05 PM (8avO+)

151
I saw my first hoe_math video yesterday and it was hilarious. That man is dedicated…and creative!
Posted by: kallisto at July 15, 2025 07:03 PM (wUi8D)
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James O'Keefe got his start with Hoe Math.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 15, 2025 07:05 PM (tT6L1)

152 I remember an Aussie guy who dated a Greenpeace chick said she smelled like hamster.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2025 07:06 PM (fV+MH)

153 133 re: the libtard REEEing about the reservation cancellation…

guys: if you want to meet a nice girl, ask trusted people in your network if they know someone.

Get involved in some kind of group activity IRL. Volunteer at an animal shelter, there is nothing but women there.

This thing of just hooking up with randos online is a dead end street unless it’s just booty calls. And that gets old after a while too. And microbes.
Posted by: kallisto at July 15, 2025 07:01 PM (wUi8D)

A normal, well-adjusted person should be able to have dinner or drinks with virtually anyone. Normal people have unsuccessful dates. What's going on in society right now is not even close to normal. What's going on in that X thread - lawyers! - is institutionalization-level crazy.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 15, 2025 07:06 PM (4/BuS)

154 I read that as, "I was one of Biden's Border Fixers".

Posted by: Pooklord at July 15, 2025 07:07 PM (asU3w)

155 but it's also about not using soap or shampoo (bad for your skin, allegedly) and letting your body hair grow out like Carrot-Top

stinky =/= cute
Posted by: ace at July 15, 2025 07:03 PM (KRtlO)
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Hmm, maybe the cute hippie chicks I knew back when were just poseurs. (Yah, I'm that old)

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 15, 2025 07:07 PM (tT6L1)

156 The Cotton Bill wouldn't be a test case, it would be the case, congress has plenary authority over immigration and naturalization.

So SCOTUS will either agree this is within Congresses authority or whether a poem on a statute has controlling authtority over immigration.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 15, 2025 07:07 PM (XV/Pl)

157 I suppose I should get out of this pool and stop acting like I am the Queen of Sheba.

Posted by: Piper from the pool at July 15, 2025 07:08 PM (ZdaMQ)

158 Its the mindset of all the women these days that want to work till 30 before thinking of marrying someone. Sure, there are sensible ones that marry a guy out of HS and have a happy life from there, but they are out of the system from the git go.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2025 07:08 PM (8avO+)

159 bear with asymmetrical balls

Makes a monastic, contemplative life look very attractive.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2025 07:08 PM (u82oZ)

160 Shocker! Socialism is failing again!

A Man Of Memes@RickyDoggin⁰
BREAKING - Chicago Public Schools are now BANKRUPT as the city faces a $734 million deficit after paying for illegals, and must now lay off 1,458 employees, including 432 teachers and 677 special education classroom assistants.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Lying Dogface Pony Soldier at July 15, 2025 07:08 PM (L/fGl)

161 What then?

GASSSSSSSS

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 15, 2025 07:08 PM (fDGxj)

162 but it's also about not using soap or shampoo (bad for your skin, allegedly) and letting your body hair grow out like Carrot-Top

stinky =/= cute
Posted by: ace at July 15, 2025 07:03 PM (KRtlO)
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Hmm, maybe the cute hippie chicks I knew back when were just poseurs. (Yah, I'm that old)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 15, 2025 07:07 PM


Yeah, Dr. Bronner's has been a thing for a long time.

Posted by: toby928 at July 15, 2025 07:09 PM (jc0TO)

163 I love how we've gone from there's a client list to it's just named people and there are a bunch of innocent people on the list.

This sh*t gets more absurd the more people talk.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 15, 2025 07:09 PM (XV/Pl)

164 does anyone listen to the podcast The Rest Is History?

It's so good.

also I've been listening to this theologan doing history lectures about the history of the church(es), Ryan Reeves. Good stuff.

Posted by: ace at July 15, 2025 07:09 PM (KRtlO)

165 I get the impression from hoe_math and other "redpillers" that they just found the wrong women.
Posted by: gKWVE


They want to be able to be cads and libertines until they get bored, and then demand debt-free virgins with no tattoos when they decide to settle down.

Ironic, I'm sure.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 15, 2025 07:09 PM (a+4eV)

166 145 That woman calling for her lawyer over a cancelled reservation make my widower gold-digging cardio avoidance seem so innocent.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2025 07:05 PM (u82oZ)

He posted her texts (I think with her pic and saved name. So enough info to identify her, but not full doxxing) on his somewhat popular twitter account.

That's what she was threatening to sue or go to the police over.

It wasn't nice of him, but also I get his frustration. I've also been frustrated by the obnoxious in your face libtardness of nyc women and what that means for dating.

Also, he didn't do anything illegal, so she can shaddup.

Assuming any of that is real, of course. It is, after all, the internet.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 15, 2025 07:09 PM (uCjyK)

167 >>>A Man Of Memes@RickyDoggin⁰
BREAKING - Chicago Public Schools are now BANKRUPT as the city faces a $734 million deficit after paying for illegals, and must now lay off 1,458 employees, including 432 teachers and 677 special education classroom assistants.

That's a shame.

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld Eating Cereal at July 15, 2025 07:10 PM (KRtlO)

168 I suppose I should get out of this pool and stop acting like I am the Queen of Sheba.
Posted by: Piper from the pool at July 15, 2025 07:08 PM (ZdaMQ)
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Hey, wait, still taking pics for the web!

Posted by: drones r us at July 15, 2025 07:10 PM (tT6L1)

169 I will use truffle butter and truffle salt on a steak. It's really good. Same with a hamburger. You can freeze the butter and only use what you need.
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Yes, and its good on potatoes as well.

Posted by: Crusader at July 15, 2025 07:10 PM (TN0g+)

170 Huh.
Washington State counties have raised the cost of a marriage license from $72 to $172. Apparently (if you believe the BS from the Dems) the new revenue will go to support services for when Law Enforcement responds to domestic abuse calls.
This state just sucks.
I may divorce Mrs D just so we can live in sin.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2025 07:10 PM (W/lyH)

171 Makes mental note: If I'm ever on a Carnival Cruise or I fly on Spirit always have a streaming Mozart channel at the ready.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 15, 2025 07:10 PM (/U5Yz)

172 I do remember hearing a plausible theory that hot water and soap depletes the skin's natural oil which puts the body into emergency cholesterol production mode causing heart disease.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2025 07:10 PM (fV+MH)

173 128 I get the impression from hoe_math and other "redpillers" that they just found the wrong women.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2025 06:59 PM (DcPMq)

Fresh Cope™. It satisfies.
Posted by: If it looks, acts, and quacks like it's systemic... at July 15, 2025 07:02 PM (TbWk/)

Hoe Math asserts that he had reasonable success with women in his time. He's also older than you might expect.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2025 07:11 PM (8avO+)

174 I've been saying this all week, you inattentive, licorice-obsessed morons.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


hmmm … Does Dershowitz like black or red, I wonder?

Posted by: Adriane the Monday Critic on Tuesday. . . at July 15, 2025 07:11 PM (3ZUWJ)

175 Also, he didn't do anything illegal, so she can shaddup.

Assuming any of that is real, of course. It is, after all, the internet.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 15, 2025 07:09 PM (uCjyK)

"But..but..but I'm so strong and powerful!!! Dammit!!!" -- Idiot Libtard Female

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 15, 2025 07:11 PM (1Gsou)

176 @160

>>Shocker! Socialism is failing again!

Looks like like Congress is going to up the SALT deductions as Chicago lawmakers are going to go on a property tax r**ing spree.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 15, 2025 07:11 PM (XV/Pl)

177 Is truffle butter something I can just buy at WinnDixie?

Posted by: toby928 at July 15, 2025 07:11 PM (jc0TO)

178 One if Biden's advisors? HIPAA violatiin right there

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 15, 2025 07:11 PM (QSrLX)

179 So SCOTUS will either agree this is within Congresses authority or whether a poem on a statute has controlling authtority over immigration.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 15, 2025 07:07 PM (XV/Pl)

The New Colossus says NOTHING about passports.

Abolish CBP and arrest all of their agents for crimes against humanity.

Posted by: Democrats(probably) at July 15, 2025 07:11 PM (vm8sq)

180 >>>but they are out of the system from the git go.
Posted by: Oldcat
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You said the magic word, SYSTEM; I'm with the system and I'm here to help. The system is killing us. Good on the young lady who opted out. Many of us bought the commie bill of goods.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2025 07:11 PM (blT2t)

181 “Hand to God, I’ve seen the client list. I know the names.” Uh, with the following exceptions…..

Signed A Dershoshmuk Iconic super lawyer

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at July 15, 2025 07:12 PM (PUbBX)

182 I really lay down with my women on bathing and hygiene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uivv3tNNOoc

Posted by: ace at July 15, 2025 07:12 PM (KRtlO)

183 172 I do remember hearing a plausible theory that hot water and soap depletes the skin's natural oil which puts the body into emergency cholesterol production mode causing heart disease.
Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2025 07:10 PM (fV+MH)

I know for a fact that hot water and soap deplete your skin of filth and stink, something the unwashed leftists have yet to discover.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 15, 2025 07:12 PM (1Gsou)

184 Keto likes meat, so I think you just sub in bacon for the noodles in regular lasagna.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2025 07:05 PM (8avO+)

Thinly (like can see through thin) sliced chicken is what I used. Seemed to work well.

The thing with keto lasagna is you eat about a fist size piece and it destroys your will to eat for a couple days.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 15, 2025 07:12 PM (zZu0s)

185 Washington State counties have raised the cost of a marriage license from $72 to $172. Apparently (if you believe the BS from the Dems) the new revenue will go to support services for when Law Enforcement responds to domestic abuse calls.
This state just sucks.
I may divorce Mrs D just so we can live in sin.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2025 07:10 PM (W/lyH)

Seems like it would be easier to send 20 bucks to couples who fill out a form to tell the cops not to come on DV calls.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2025 07:12 PM (8avO+)

186 Is truffle butter something I can just buy at WinnDixie?
Posted by: toby928 at July 15, 2025 07:11 PM (jc0TO)

If you can't get it at the Piggly Wiggly or the Country Boy you don't need it.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 15, 2025 07:12 PM (MGB5H)

187 I’m an MSG True Believer after I used a chicken bouillon cube to make a thing, and the flavor was ramped up a notch or three. I suspected MSG, then when I read the ingredients if the cube…indeed it was.

Posted by: kallisto at July 15, 2025 07:12 PM (xA1MS)

188
Looks like like Congress is going to up the SALT deductions as Chicago lawmakers are going to go on a property tax r**ing spree.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 15, 2025 07:11 PM (XV/Pl)

The SALT deductions need to go.

Time for people to learn the true cost of government.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 15, 2025 07:12 PM (vm8sq)

189 "Hmm, maybe the cute hippie chicks I knew back when were just poseurs. (Yah, I'm that old)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 15, 2025 07:07 PM

Yeah, Dr. Bronner's has been a thing for a long time.
Posted by: toby928 at July 15, 2025 07:09 PM (jc0TO) "

"All One! All One!

full disclosure: still use Dr. Bronner's from time to time.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 15, 2025 07:13 PM (dKEEs)

190 all looks good to me!

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2025 07:13 PM (g47mK)

191 name something beyond gubmint reach. I'll wait, 90 seconds

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 15, 2025 07:13 PM (QSrLX)

192 Launch tonight

GO! - SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 15-2 - SLC-4E - Vandenberg SFB

Launch Time: 7:05 p.m. PDT (July 16, 0205 UTC, 0405 CEST)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4C5Dqu9-no

Posted by: Joyenz at July 15, 2025 07:13 PM (sPQoU)

193 163 I love how we've gone from there's a client list to it's just named people and there are a bunch of innocent people on the list.

This sh*t gets more absurd the more people talk.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 15, 2025 07:09 PM (XV/P

We get years of "will the FBI release the Epstein list or not?" drama from the media, including Kash Patel, Dan Bongino, and more mainstream media.

Then we get Pam Bondi, the Attorney General, making a big show of giving binders of the entire epstein file to online content creators.

Then they say "oops, that wasn't the right binder. FBI in NYC is hiding the files!" Bondi assures us those files we be on her desk by the end of the week. (this is in February).

When asked about the Epstein client list in the media, she said it was sitting on her desk currently. She said the DOJ was going through 10,000 hours of video to be released.

Then we're told all of that was wrong, there is no list or video.

Now we're told there is a list, but its of innocent people blamed by lying girls.

I think that about sums it up, right? Knowing I skipped over many steps.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 15, 2025 07:14 PM (uCjyK)

194 full disclosure: still use Dr. Bronner's from time to time.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 15, 2025 07:13 PM


*nods

Flower children don't stink, despite our bad press.

Posted by: toby928 at July 15, 2025 07:14 PM (jc0TO)

195 170 Huh.
Washington State counties have raised the cost of a marriage license from $72 to $172. Apparently (if you believe the BS from the Dems) the new revenue will go to support services for when Law Enforcement responds to domestic abuse calls.
This state just sucks.
I may divorce Mrs D just so we can live in sin.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2025 07:10 PM (W/lyH)

They are hoping you won’t notice money is fungible.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 15, 2025 07:14 PM (vm8sq)

196 177 Is truffle butter something I can just buy at WinnDixie?
Posted by: toby928 at July 15, 2025 07:11 PM (jc0TO)

I'd opt for Piggly Wiggly myself.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 15, 2025 07:14 PM (1Gsou)

197 The thing with keto lasagna is you eat about a fist size piece and it destroys your will to eat for a couple days.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 15, 2025 07:12 PM (zZu0s)

In college I had just adopted a kitten and my roommate and I made some kind of roast. I put the dripping pan down that the little thing ate like half of it. Food coma for hours and hours. When she licked herself she added grease to her paw.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2025 07:14 PM (8avO+)

198 ">>>A Man Of Memes@RickyDoggin⁰
BREAKING - Chicago Public Schools are now BANKRUPT as the city faces a $734 million deficit after paying for illegals, and must now lay off 1,458 employees, including 432 teachers and 677 special education classroom assistants.

That's a shame.
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld Eating Cereal"


You hate to see it.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2025 07:15 PM (fV+MH)

199 177 Is truffle butter something I can just buy at WinnDixie?
Posted by: toby928 at

Fresh Market has it and I bet the Pig does. Grouses for sure.

Posted by: Piper from the pool at July 15, 2025 07:15 PM (ZdaMQ)

200 @188

>>The SALT deductions need to go.

They were on the way out but then for some reason the GOP caved and not only didn't they get rid of them, they raised the deduction higher than it was before.

That's our GOP for ya.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 15, 2025 07:15 PM (XV/Pl)

201 Trump just said again to the press, the Epstein file is a hoax.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 15, 2025 07:15 PM (/U5Yz)

202 191 name something beyond gubmint reach. I'll wait, 90 seconds
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 15, 2025 07:13 PM (QSrLX)

My secret recipe for smoked salmon.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 15, 2025 07:15 PM (1Gsou)

203 Joyenz

Thank you for carrying on the tradition of your father.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2025 07:15 PM (u82oZ)

204 Yes, and its good on potatoes as well.
Posted by: Crusader at July 15, 2025 07:10 PM (TN0g+)


This sounds amazing. I’ve had a couple different pizzas that featured truffle…memorable.
But definitely cooler weather food.

Posted by: kallisto at July 15, 2025 07:15 PM (CMbxZ)

205 A Man Of Memes@RickyDoggin⁰
BREAKING - Chicago Public Schools are now BANKRUPT as the city faces a $734 million deficit after paying for illegals, and must now lay off 1,458 employees, including 432 teachers and 677 special education classroom assistants.

Head of the Chicago's Teacher's Union, Stacy Davis Gates, pulls in over $269K but refuses to show the books on how the union spends its money.

Posted by: Cheri at July 15, 2025 07:16 PM (oiNtH)

206 I'd opt for Piggly Wiggly myself.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 15, 2025 07:14 PM


So it is a thing, not something I have to put together?

Because I was just about to make a WinnDixie run and maybe surprise the mrs with my culinary thoughtfulness.

Posted by: toby928 at July 15, 2025 07:16 PM (jc0TO)

207 *high five!*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 15, 2025 07:16 PM (dKEEs)

208 Angela Rye & Tiffany Cross prove that Republicans stole the 2024 election in only two minutes.
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WTH did I just watch?!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,, etc.. at July 15, 2025 07:17 PM (XeU6L)

209 @205

>>Head of the Chicago's Teacher's Union, Stacy Davis Gates, pulls in over $269K but refuses to show the books on how the union spends its money.

I suspect he CTU's books look a lot like a USAID grantees' books, a lot of missing data of who money is going out to.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 15, 2025 07:17 PM (XV/Pl)

210 The thing with keto lasagna is you eat about a fist size piece and it destroys your will to eat for a couple days.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work


I tried the Spiralizer to make fake pasta out of zucchini. It tasted like shit. Threw it right in the trash.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 15, 2025 07:17 PM (/U5Yz)

211
name something beyond gubmint reach. I'll wait, 90 seconds
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 15, 2025 07:13 PM (QSrLX)

My secret recipe for smoked salmon.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 15, 2025 07:15 PM (1Gsou)
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Ah, you didn't notice? I'll let my peeps know they're doing a fine job.

Posted by: bob at NSA at July 15, 2025 07:17 PM (tT6L1)

212 It sounds like a Rouse's kind of thing but I'm not going to drive that far.

Posted by: toby928 at July 15, 2025 07:17 PM (jc0TO)

213 I'm all for women to declare their mental illness to their prospective dates. Being a Dem of course is sufficient clue to them having a mental illness.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 15, 2025 07:17 PM (Dv3i1)

214 I hate to deissapoint, bu all "truffle" products are fake. truffle oil, truffle salt...the only real truffle product is a truffle itself! which is amazing when shaved on pasta !

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2025 07:17 PM (g47mK)

215
That's a shame.
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld Eating Cereal"

You hate to see it.
Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2025 07:15 PM (fV+MH)

___________

Teacher union may suffer. Pity, that.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2025 07:17 PM (HZi96)

216 *disappoint

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2025 07:18 PM (g47mK)

217 Joyenz

Thank you for carrying on the tradition of your father.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

A big thank you from me as well!!

Posted by: Cheri at July 15, 2025 07:18 PM (oiNtH)

218 WTH did I just watch?!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,, etc.. at July 15, 2025 07:17 PM (XeU6L)

I think the quote about killing commies is apt here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 15, 2025 07:18 PM (zZu0s)

219 I have watched Dersh lie in interviews about his trip to Pedo Island.

Making assertions that he later contradicts, blatantly.

I don't trust a word coming out of his mouth.

Posted by: garrett at July 15, 2025 07:18 PM (SIRiz)

220 Ah, you didn't notice? I'll let my peeps know they're doing a fine job.
Posted by: bob at NSA at July 15, 2025 07:17 PM (tT6L1)

Tough shit, Bob. It's not on the electronic media, and I have never spoken it out loud.

I'm still glad you didn't get Doged. Carry on.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 15, 2025 07:18 PM (1Gsou)

221 I tried the Spiralizer to make fake pasta out of zucchini. It tasted like shit. Threw it right in the trash.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 15, 2025 07:17 PM (/U5Yz)

well zucchini is pretty odd tasting from the start.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2025 07:19 PM (8avO+)

222 >>>I tried the Spiralizer to make fake pasta out of zucchini. It tasted like shit. Threw it right in the trash.

I just used slices of sandwich turkey.

I've also used Steak Umm's as "noodles" but it wasn't worth the effort to cook them before hand. Turkey worked fine.

Posted by: ace at July 15, 2025 07:19 PM (KRtlO)

223 @201

>>Trump just said again to the press, the Epstein file is a hoax.

I don't know what the thinking is but if Trump want's to keep this up for 3.5 years, it's just going to get worse.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 15, 2025 07:19 PM (XV/Pl)

224 Fine, I'll watch the stupid commies tell us how they vibed out the theft of the 2024 election.

Never mind what's her name in Wisconsin obviously stole her seat.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 15, 2025 07:19 PM (tT6L1)

225 name something beyond gubmint reach. I'll wait, 90 seconds
Posted by: Hokey Pokey


Cold fusion?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 15, 2025 07:20 PM (/U5Yz)

226 >>>>I tried the Spiralizer to make fake pasta out of zucchini. It tasted like shit. Threw it right in the trash.


You don't eat it raw.

You sauté it in Olive Oil w/Garlic or with a Sauce.

Posted by: garrett at July 15, 2025 07:20 PM (SIRiz)

227 On that list:

Charge them all, and have them prove their innocence. If we are going Commie, lets go full on.

Canal diggers needed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2025 07:20 PM (u82oZ)

228 I have watched Dersh lie in interviews about his trip to Pedo Island.

Making assertions that he later contradicts, blatantly.

I don't trust a word coming out of his mouth.
Posted by: garrett at July 15, 2025 07:18 PM (SIRiz)

tell me how it all ties to the MOSSAD (and the Rothschilds) so I can follow it.

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2025 07:20 PM (g47mK)

229 name something beyond gubmint reach. I'll wait, 90 seconds
Posted by: Hokey Pokey

A balanced budget.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 15, 2025 07:21 PM (MGB5H)

230 FHFA just sent a criminal referal for Adam Schiff for 16 years of mortgage fraud.

Lawyer up you bug eyed freak.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 15, 2025 07:21 PM (viF8m)

231 Cold fusion?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 15, 2025 07:20 PM



What do we want?
TIME TRAVEL
When do we want it?
IT DOESN'T MATTER

Posted by: toby928 at July 15, 2025 07:21 PM (jc0TO)

232 >>I tried the Spiralizer to make fake pasta out of zucchini. It tasted like shit. Threw it right in the trash.

I just used slices of sandwich turkey.

I've also used Steak Umm's as "noodles" but it wasn't worth the effort to cook them before hand. Turkey worked fine.
Posted by: ace


Hmmm. I will try the turkey. Thanks.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 15, 2025 07:21 PM (/U5Yz)

233
Washington State counties have raised the cost of a marriage license from $72 to $172. Apparently (if you believe the BS from the Dems) the new revenue will go to support services for when Law Enforcement responds to domestic abuse calls.
This state just sucks.
I may divorce Mrs D just so we can live in sin.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2025 07:10 PM (W/lyH)

Seems like it would be easier to send 20 bucks to couples who fill out a form to tell the cops not to come on DV calls.
Posted by: Oldcat

=============

Maybe Washington could make it a $100 deposit that the couple gets back after three years if there have been no cop calls on them. Not a nice thing to do with someone else's money, but it's better than taking it away altogether.

In fact, I'm starting to get another of my brilliant ideas. Incentivize people to not commit crime by charging insane fees and taxes for normal services. If you don't commit X crime during Z amount of time, you get the money back. Otherwise, you forfeit. That way, when society has to pay to prosecute criminals and protect the victims, it's financed by the criminals.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2025 07:21 PM (HL/Ld)

234 >>>What do we want?
TIME TRAVEL
When do we want it?
IT DOESN'T MATTER

lol

Posted by: ace at July 15, 2025 07:22 PM (KRtlO)

235 219 I have watched Dersh lie in interviews about his trip to Pedo Island.

Making assertions that he later contradicts, blatantly.

I don't trust a word coming out of his mouth.
Posted by: garrett at July 15, 2025 07:18 PM (SIRiz)

I definitely agree with you on that. But I think this talk about a list is an admission against his own interests. Because obviously his name is on that affidavit, that's the reason the victim used it in the defamation case.

I don't think he realized the new talking point was "there is no list" when he said that.

But either way, the important part is that our CIA knows what was going on here. They certainly have a list. Why aren't they releasing it?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 15, 2025 07:22 PM (uCjyK)

236 "name something beyond gubmint reach. I'll wait, 90 seconds
Posted by: Hokey Pokey"

Fiscal responsibility. What do I win?

Posted by: fd at July 15, 2025 07:22 PM (vFG9F)

237 >>tell me how it all ties to the MOSSAD (and the Rothschilds) so I can follow it.


Look harder at the CIA and MI5.

Posted by: garrett at July 15, 2025 07:22 PM (SIRiz)

238 214 I hate to deissapoint, bu all "truffle" products are fake. truffle oil, truffle salt...the only real truffle product is a truffle itself! which is amazing when shaved on pasta !
Posted by: runner at July 15, 2025 07:17 PM (g47mK)

Urbani truffles use real truffles in their butter and salt. Yes truffle oil doesn't impart any flavor the salt and butter do. Although the salt was a lot better when it was fresh. I use it on eggs and meat. I buy it at Christmas time.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 15, 2025 07:22 PM (77W69)

239 Trump just said again to the press, the Epstein file is a hoax.

===

I heard what Trump said about it. Say what you will about the man, but he has a nose for BS. Especially the type of BS that they pulled on him. He recognized it instantly when Bondi gave hime the lowdown.

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2025 07:22 PM (g47mK)

240 Because I was just about to make a WinnDixie run and maybe surprise the mrs with my culinary thoughtfulness.
Posted by: toby928 at July

Winn Dixie only has infused olive oil. Not butter.

Posted by: Piper from the pool at July 15, 2025 07:22 PM (ZdaMQ)

241
I need to stop watching the weather radar. We're getting dry and need some rain. There's some activity all around now, and I get to watching the radar, watching all the little green and yellow spots dance around me, hoping one comes over.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 15, 2025 07:22 PM (w6EFb)

242 WTH did I just watch?!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,, etc..
d of like Statler and Waldorf.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Lying Dogface Pony Soldier at July 15, 2025 07:22 PM (L/fGl)

243 Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2025 07:15 PM (u82oZ)

Posted by: Cheri at July 15, 2025 07:18 PM (oiNtH)

You're welcome

Posted by: Joyenz at July 15, 2025 07:22 PM (sPQoU)

244 The moves are "creating rampant speculation and fear within the workforce over who might be terminated next," former staffers told the Washington Post."
-----

Good.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,, etc.. at July 15, 2025 07:23 PM (XeU6L)

245 Urbani truffles use real truffles in their butter and salt. Yes truffle oil doesn't impart any flavor the salt and butter do. Although the salt was a lot better when it was fresh. I use it on eggs and meat. I buy it at Christmas time.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 15, 2025 07:22 PM (77W69)


Occasionally I am fortunate to fall into a truffle festival, usually in the fall. And...it's magic ! Needles to say that involves Italian dishes.

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2025 07:24 PM (g47mK)

246 The moves are "creating rampant speculation and fear within the workforce over who might be terminated next," former staffers told the Washington Post."
-----

I'd start with all of them.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 15, 2025 07:24 PM (XZ6f8)

247 I>>> don't trust a word coming out of his mouth.
Posted by: garrett
----

What about the plane tickets that prove his statements true and Virginia's deceit, along with her withdrawing her lawsuit when they were presented?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2025 07:24 PM (blT2t)

248 Posted by: runner at July 15, 2025 07:17 PM (g47mK)

Moliterno di Tartufo is authentic truffle product. The vein of truffle runs through the cheese

Yum

Posted by: kallisto at July 15, 2025 07:24 PM (CMbxZ)

249 I watched the commies and now I'm thinking, "You know, Key and Peele could turn this into a great sketch.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 15, 2025 07:25 PM (tT6L1)

250
The moves are "creating rampant speculation and fear within the workforce over who might be terminated next," former staffers told the Washington Post."

_________

They should welcome the chance to take one of those lucrative private-sector jobs they gave up to be an ill-paid government grunt..

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2025 07:25 PM (HZi96)

251 FHFA just sent a criminal referal for Adam Schiff for 16 years of mortgage fraud.

Lawyer up you bug eyed freak.
Posted by: JackStraw

The cries of indignation about the weaponization of the Federal Govt. ought to be entertaining.

Posted by: Cheri at July 15, 2025 07:25 PM (oiNtH)

252 I>>> don't trust a word coming out of his mouth.
Posted by: garrett
----

What about the plane tickets that prove his statements true and Virginia's deceit, along with her withdrawing her lawsuit when they were presented?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2025 07:24 PM (blT2t)

Those aren't in his mouth.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2025 07:25 PM (8avO+)

253 I think that about sums it up, right? Knowing I skipped over many steps.

You skipped the parts where the deep state operators spent years running a psyop on Bonginimmie and his fellow podcasters only to then use it to discredit Team Trump.

Probably the reason he took Friday off. He found out his reliable sources have been lying all along.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at July 15, 2025 07:25 PM (PUbBX)

254 "I need to stop watching the weather radar. We're getting dry and need some rain. There's some activity all around now, and I get to watching the radar, watching all the little green and yellow spots dance around me, hoping one comes over.
Posted by: publius"


Did you do the dance?

You have to do the dance.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2025 07:25 PM (fV+MH)

255 The moves are "creating rampant speculation and fear within the workforce over who might be terminated next," former staffers told the Washington Post."

I want all of them waking up with cold sweats and screaming during the night.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 15, 2025 07:26 PM (/U5Yz)

256 The moves are "creating rampant speculation and fear within the workforce over who might be terminated next," former staffers told the Washington Post."
-----

I'd start with all of them.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 15, 2025 07:24 PM (XZ6f
------------

Yeah, my sympathy meter is broken.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 15, 2025 07:26 PM (tT6L1)

257 I need to stop watching the weather radar. We're getting dry and need some rain. There's some activity all around now, and I get to watching the radar, watching all the little green and yellow spots dance around me, hoping one comes over.
Posted by: publius"

Can I send you some of mine? I'm damn sick of it.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 15, 2025 07:26 PM (MGB5H)

258 I don't trust a word coming out of his mouth.
Posted by: garrett at July 15, 2025 07:18 PM (SIRiz)

He's a lawyer. Also, had always been a bit to both sides of the fence for my tastes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 15, 2025 07:27 PM (zZu0s)

259 Moliterno di Tartufo is authentic truffle product. The vein of truffle runs through the cheese

Yum
Posted by: kallisto at July 15, 2025 07:24 PM (CMbxZ)


yes, on occasion I get authentic truffle infused cheese; I might have had that one, it sounds familiar...

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2025 07:27 PM (g47mK)

260
Has anyone said this yet?

Has Anyone noticed this yet?

CARAVANS of Invaders.

Remember CARAVANS?

Where are the CARAVANS?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 15, 2025 07:27 PM (G1Liw)

261
I'd start with all of them.
Posted by: BruceWayne

_________

Hey, we got tax cuts to pay for.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2025 07:27 PM (HZi96)

262 >>What about the plane tickets that prove his statements true and Virginia's deceit, along with her withdrawing her lawsuit when they were presented?


In his account, he was at the Island with his wife and Epstein and NO Staff. They were alone.

Then later on in the interview he adds the construction workers that were working on a different area of the Island.

Then he adds the Chef who cooked their dinner and attendants who served it.

Then the 'Masseuse'.



Alone, indeed.

Posted by: garrett at July 15, 2025 07:27 PM (SIRiz)

263
Occasionally I am fortunate to fall into a truffle festival, usually in the fall. And...it's magic ! Needles to say that involves Italian dishes.
Posted by: runner at July 15, 2025 07:24 PM

I'm really jealous. That sounds wonderful. I'm going to go smell my empty jar of truffle salt and seethe.
Jk.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 15, 2025 07:28 PM (77W69)

264 I need to stop watching the weather radar. We're getting dry and need some rain. There's some activity all around now, and I get to watching the radar, watching all the little green and yellow spots dance around me, hoping one comes over.
Posted by: publius,
--------

That's not the way that weather works. You should be hoping that it goes away. Then see what happens.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.. at July 15, 2025 07:28 PM (XeU6L)

265 Evenin’, All. Got my 2d colonoscopy scheduled today. Yay!

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2025 07:28 PM (77rzZ)

266 Has anyone said this yet?

Has Anyone noticed this yet?

CARAVANS of Invaders.

Remember CARAVANS?

Where are the CARAVANS?
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 15, 2025 07:27 PM (G1Liw)

USAID was paying for them all along.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2025 07:28 PM (8avO+)

267 >>FHFA just sent a criminal referal for Adam Schiff for 16 years of mortgage fraud.

Payback is a bitch, bitch.

Posted by: davidt at July 15, 2025 07:29 PM (i0F8b)

268 GUYS, do you remember last year I told you that I saw (in my mind's eye) an image of Schiff in orange jump suit, the one that criminals wear ? don't believe me??? check the archives. I am rarely wrong !

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2025 07:29 PM (g47mK)

269 >>>But either way, the important part is that our CIA knows what was going on here. They certainly have a list. Why aren't they releasing it?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
-------------

It's their show and Virginia Guiffre was one of their toadies.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2025 07:29 PM (blT2t)

270 Alone, indeed.
Posted by: garrett


Pff. Servants are more or less furniture.

Posted by: Would-be Aristo at July 15, 2025 07:30 PM (a+4eV)

271 >> That's not the way that weather works. You should be hoping that it goes away.

I try reverse psychology like that, but it knows, man. It knows.

Even try tempting it by leaving my truck windows open. That doesn't fool it either. It knows.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 15, 2025 07:30 PM (w6EFb)

272 I hoping to make a diabetic friendly lasagna with whole wheat noodles and modest amount of cheese …

Posted by: Adriane the Monday Critic on Tuesday. . . at July 15, 2025 07:30 PM (3ZUWJ)

273 Occasionally I am fortunate to fall into a truffle festival, usually in the fall. And...it's magic ! Needles to say that involves Italian dishes.
Posted by: runner at July 15, 2025 07:24 PM

I'm really jealous. That sounds wonderful. I'm going to go smell my empty jar of truffle salt and seethe.
Jk.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 15, 2025 07:28 PM (77W69)

google Amazon Truffle Salt puts about 10 on the search page at decent prices. Might get 2 day service.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2025 07:30 PM (8avO+)

274 Where are the CARAVANS?
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 15, 2025 07:27 PM (G1Liw)

Looks dramatic and good propaganda. But now the shoe is on the other foot, also concentrates them and would allow them to make an example/put on a show.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 15, 2025 07:31 PM (zZu0s)

275 Schiff has the second most punchable face after Ruffalo.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2025 07:31 PM (fV+MH)

276 >> You have to do the dance.

I can't dance. If I tried, it would be so awful, a rogue lightning strike would zap me.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 15, 2025 07:31 PM (w6EFb)

277 >>Alone, indeed.

Oh come on. Nobody counts the help as people.

You do have help, don't you?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 15, 2025 07:31 PM (viF8m)

278 Alone, indeed.
Posted by: garrett
-------

Naturally.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2025 07:31 PM (blT2t)

279


LOOSE!


nood

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 15, 2025 07:32 PM (G1Liw)

280 @235

>>I don't think he realized the new talking point was "there is no list" when he said that.


The whole list? what list? talking point is simply them telling us to go f**k ourselves.

Traditionally, when someone like Epstein and Maxwell and the alleged crimes are "investigated," they investigate every aspect of the subject, from their contacts, to their finances out to end of all of the tendrils and tentacles.

So, what do they know about Epstein, like where did he get his money for his operation? how long had he been doing whatever he was doing?

Like, how did a math teacher hired by Bill Barr's dad become a wall street hot shot and end up being at the head of an international underage sex trafficking and child **** operation?

We get nothing, just forget about Epstein and his crimes?

Did Epstein have any other associates or lieutenants? The ring died with him?

There are so many things they could say to remedy the situation but they seem to have settled on FU.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 15, 2025 07:32 PM (XV/Pl)

281 >>FHFA just sent a criminal referal for Adam Schiff for 16 years of mortgage fraud.

This is not who we are.

Posted by: GOPe at July 15, 2025 07:32 PM (/U5Yz)

282 Even try tempting it by leaving my truck windows open. That doesn't fool it either. It knows.
Posted by: publius
--------

LOL

Get Miley to put some wet wash on the clothes line. Desperate men do desperate things.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.. at July 15, 2025 07:34 PM (XeU6L)

283 nood!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 15, 2025 07:36 PM (dKEEs)

284 "260
Has anyone said this yet?

Has Anyone noticed this yet?

CARAVANS of Invaders.

Remember CARAVANS?

Where are the CARAVANS?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 15, 2025 07:27 PM (G1Liw) "

imho? cuban intelligence has quit organizing them.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 15, 2025 07:38 PM (dKEEs)

285 Has anyone said this yet?
Has Anyone noticed this yet?
CARAVANS of Invaders.
Remember CARAVANS?
Where are the CARAVANS?
Posted by: Soothsayer

===

USAID funding dried up.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 15, 2025 07:43 PM (/lPRQ)

286 If you want to stop the illegal immigration you have to go after the employers other wise they'll just come back over the boarders. Also they to need stop letting companies fire Americans and replace them with h1b visa workers.

Anything less is just theater.

Posted by: Why even vote at July 15, 2025 07:46 PM (kB+Uw)

287 Stay gold, Ponyboy.

Posted by: Pooklord at July 15, 2025 08:17 PM (asU3w)

288 175

Helped a pair of women get something off the high shelf half an hour ago as one of them was saying she got it. She turned about, grinned, flashed me her guns (biceps), and jokingly said she was a strong and powerful woman.

Not all women are totally insane. Some are self aware and funny.

Posted by: Eric2 at July 15, 2025 09:12 PM (q7Vou)

289 "UNT kicked Jackson out of the Journal of Schenkerian Studies, named after German music theorist Heinrich Schenker"

A German music theorist named Schenker? Any relation to Michael and Rudolph?

Posted by: Cymbaline at July 15, 2025 11:08 PM (ToskB)

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