ICE Prepares Plan to Deport Illegals to Third-Party Countries With As Little As Six Hours Notice

I'm sure a lowly district court judge is preparing a national injunction even before the plan is formalized.

Illegal immigrants could be given as little as six hours notice before they are deported to a country other than their homeland, according to a new memo.
Todd Lyons, the acting director of Immigration and Customs Enforcement and a top Trump administration lieutenant, issued a directive to agency staff on Wednesday, July 9, outlining the direction of deportations moving forward.
He said migrants could be deported to a 'third country' with as little as six hours notice 'in exigent circumstances' -- so long as the person had been given an opportunity to speak with an attorney.
Generally, an immigrant will be given 24 hours notice before they are sent to a country other than their homeland.
The memo states that migrants could be sent to nations that have pledged not to persecute or torture them 'without the need for further procedures.'
The United States has sent hundreds of migrants to Costa Rica, El Salvador and Panama, while South Sudan recently accepted eight third--country deportees.
These deportees were from Cuba, Laos, Mexico, Myanmar, Sudan and Vietnam.

A Biden-appointed judge, "Maame Ewusi-Mensah Frimpong," has just declared the Home Depots, car washes, and other places that illegal aliens hide are safe havens that ICE agents are forbidden to enter.

She also ruled that before anyone can even ask about an illegal's status, he must first have a "reasonable suspicion" that he's illegal.

In other words: She's demanding that judges approve all arrests of illegals ahead-of-time.

President Donald Trump's administration suffered a blow on Friday when a federal judge concluded that federal agents had been "unlawfully" arresting suspected illegal migrants in Los Angeles and six surrounding counties.
Judge Maame Ewusi-Mensah Frimpong, of the U.S. District Court for the Central District of California, imposed two temporary restraining orders banning law enforcement from detaining suspected illegal migrants in the area without reasonable suspicion and insisting those arrested must have access to legal counsel.
Department of Homeland Security Assistant Secretary Tricia McLaughlin told Newsweek in a statement: "A district judge is undermining the will of the American people."
...

On Friday Judge Frimpong concluded there was "a mountain of evidence" that federal agents had been arresting people solely based on characteristics such as race, employment and accent, which she termed a violation of the Fourth Amendment that prohibits unreasonable seizures by the government.
Referring to some arrests in Los Angeles and the six counties Frimpong said: "The seizures at issue occurred unlawfully."
Two temporary restraining orders were issued by the judge banning federal agents in Los Angeles and surrounding counties from making arrests without reasonable suspicion those detained were in the country illegally, and requiring arrestees to get swift access to lawyers.

BREAKING - Biden-appointed judge, Maame Ewusi-Mensah Frimpong, has just made a ruling that marks Home Depots, car washes, and other locations where illegals hide as safe havens in LA blocking ICE from making arrests at those locations. pic.twitter.com/zVn9lZHJgl
— Right Angle News Network (@Rightanglenews) July 10, 2025

As ICE agents face a 700% increase in assaults—including ambushes by armed assailants—@RepJeffries refuses to condemn the violent rhetoric of Radical Left Dems.

"'There needs to be blood' ... How do you respond to that?"

JEFFRIES: Trump is assaulting the American way of life. pic.twitter.com/GdBI4UFzOf
— Rapid Response 47 (@RapidResponse47) July 9, 2025

They're cheap for their illegal employers -- but expensive for the taxpayers who are forced to subsidize them.

DataRepublican (small r)
@DataRepublican
According to data from the Center for Immigration Studies (pro-immigrant), many immigrants work for extremely low wages, which are then subsidized by taxpayers through public assistance.
The argument that "someone has to pick your lettuce" is dead; there is no "cheap labor" only corporate subsidies at our taxpayer expense. It might even end up being cheaper for businesses holistically when they are forced to pay actual market wages rather than depending on roundabout benefits.
🔸 54% of immigrant-headed households use at least one major welfare program, compared to 39% of U.S.-born households.
🔸 Non-citizen households (e.g., green card holders and illegal immigrants) show the highest usage at 59%.
🔸 Compared to U.S.-born households, immigrant households show elevated usage in:
- Food assistance programs: 36% vs. 25%
- Medicaid: 37% vs. 25%
- Earned Income Tax Credit (EITC): 16% vs. 12%
🔸 Illegal immigrants can receive benefits on behalf of their U.S.-born children, while children who are illegal immigrants themselves are eligible for school meals and WIC.
🔸 Several states provide Medicaid or SNAP to some illegal immigrants, and millions of undocumented immigrants with work permits (DACA, TPS, asylum applicants) qualify for EITC.
🔸 Removing low-cost programs like school meals and WIC from the analysis still shows 46% of immigrant households vs. 33% of U.S.-born households use at least one remaining major program.
🔸 Workforce participation is high: 83% of immigrant households and 94% of illegal immigrant households have at least one worker.

Tom Homan is tired of the sissyboys:

🚨 JUST IN: Tom Homan DEMOLISHES a heckler interrupting his speech at TPUSA

HOMAN: “This guy doesn't have the balls to be an ICE officer!"

"The ONLY thing that surprises me is that he doesn’t have purple hair and a nose ring"

"I GUARANTEE you this guy sits down to pee” 🤣🔥 pic.twitter.com/tEQEyGICS3
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) July 12, 2025

Posted by: Ace at 03:30 PM

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1 What?

Posted by: steevy at July 14, 2025 03:31 PM (YwEeS)

2 How the fuck does some judge make areas off limits to Federal law enforcement?

Posted by: steevy at July 14, 2025 03:32 PM (YwEeS)

3 Mark Krikorian's Center for Immigration Studies is not all that pro-immigrant.

Posted by: Egg Shen, Bus Philosophiser at July 14, 2025 03:33 PM (UH65p)

4 Biden-appointed judge, Maame Ewusi-Mensah Frimpong

What the hell part of Merica did she come from?

Posted by: barkie at July 14, 2025 03:34 PM (5yGIt)

5 "Get out on your own, or you go to South Sudan."

Really, this will be directed at people that their home countries won't accept back (murders and other criminals), but it's a great message to spread throughout the illegal immigrant community.

Maria, cleaning houses and otherwise keeping her nose clean, might just say, "I'm not risking it. I'm going back to Guatemala."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 14, 2025 03:34 PM (GBKbO)

6 Malomrar Effluvia Dipthong is the enemy.

You can tell by the Star Wars name.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 14, 2025 03:34 PM (PSEDc)

7 "Maame Ewusi-Mensah Frimpong"

I looked her up. You'll be shocked, shocked to learn she's a rich kid born to Ghanaian immigrants. She attended all the right private schools and graduated -- of course -- from Hahvad and Yale. Double-barrel goodness!

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 14, 2025 03:35 PM (iFTx/)

8 7 "Maame Ewusi-Mensah Frimpong"

I looked her up. You'll be shocked, shocked to learn she's a rich kid born to Ghanaian immigrants. She attended all the right private schools and graduated -- of course -- from Hahvad and Yale. Double-barrel goodness!
Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 14, 2025 03:35 PM (iFTx/)

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Do you see the benefits of importing the world's educated classes now?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 14, 2025 03:36 PM (GBKbO)

9 A Biden-appointed judge, "Maame Ewusi-Mensah Frimpong," has just declared the Home Depots, car washes, and other places that illegal aliens hide are safe havens that ICE agents are forbidden to enter.

Poe's Law strikes again. I was sure that was signature Ace snark until I scrolled down a bit.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 14, 2025 03:36 PM (/y8xj)

10 Illegals have no legal protections.

If Trump wanted to have them summarily shot he could, and frankly that is more normally how you handle invaders historically.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2025 03:37 PM (t0Rmr)

11 A Biden-appointed judge, "Maame Ewusi-Mensah Frimpong," ...

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Ace really has a penchant & gift for creating funny fake names.

I mean, that is a fake name right?

Posted by: ShainS at July 14, 2025 03:37 PM (oDm7W)

12 >>>A Biden-appointed judge, "Maame Ewusi-Mensah Frimpong,"

Quick, we need more LEGAL immigrants! Diversity is our strength!

(I'm just kidding, I know Maame comes from the old New England family of Frimpong's who have been here since the 1600's).

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 14, 2025 03:37 PM (uCjyK)

13 10 Illegals have no legal protections.

If Trump wanted to have them summarily shot he could, and frankly that is more normally how you handle invaders historically.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2025 03:37 PM (t0Rmr)

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Well, that's all wrong. But other than that, it's all right.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 14, 2025 03:37 PM (GBKbO)

14 Maame Ewusi-Mensah Frimpong

Is he from the Richmond Frimpongs?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2025 03:37 PM (t0Rmr)

15 OK!
All you hombres line up and count off by dos'!
All unos get on that plane to Moscow.
All dos's get on that plane to Kiev.
Hasta la vista Amigos!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2025 03:37 PM (W/lyH)

16 Speed bump to be knocked down quickly

Posted by: Zeera. I voted for ALL of this at July 14, 2025 03:38 PM (zPuD7)

17 Her name is Mammy? Really?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 14, 2025 03:38 PM (b17NP)

18 In response to Tom Homan, Maame Ewusi-Mensah Frimpong said, “muak hua click click click!”

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 14, 2025 03:38 PM (u73oe)

19 "Maame Ewusi-Mensah Frimpong"

I looked her up. You'll be shocked, shocked to learn she's a rich kid born to Ghanaian immigrants. She attended all the right private schools and graduated -- of course -- from Hahvad and Yale. Double-barrel goodness!
Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 14, 2025 03:35 PM (iFTx/)

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Do you see the benefits of importing the world's educated classes now?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 14, 2025 03:36 PM (GBKbO)
______

"See? I told you dumb lazy Americans."

-- Vivek R

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Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 14, 2025 03:38 PM (iFTx/)

20 If they really think they're a refugee case, The can sit in a third world prison for processing or they can go home anytime. Choice is the illegal alien's.

Posted by: Eddie Baby at July 14, 2025 03:38 PM (s19xO)

21 🔸 54% of immigrant-headed households use at least one major welfare program, compared to 39% of U.S.-born households.

So is this counting legal AND illegal immigrants?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2025 03:39 PM (t0Rmr)

22 I looked her up. You'll be shocked, shocked to learn she's a rich kid born to Ghanaian immigrants. She attended all the right private schools and graduated -- of course -- from Hahvad and Yale. Double-barrel goodness!
Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 14, 2025 03:35 PM (iFTx/)

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Do you see the benefits of importing the world's educated classes now?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 14, 2025 03:36 PM (GBKbO)

Yeah, weird how when we import people from the highest castes in their home countries, they come here and treat anyone they view as "beneath" them the same way they do in their home countries.

I don't know much about the court system in Ghana, but I imagine it operates on much more of a "who you know" and corrupt class/caste-based basis than the American Court system (traditionally) does.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 14, 2025 03:39 PM (uCjyK)

23 I predict this judge will soon be known as "Judge Ping-Pong."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 14, 2025 03:39 PM (omVj0)

24 14 Maame Ewusi-Mensah Frimpong

Is he from the Richmond Frimpongs?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2025 03:37 PM (t0Rmr)

I believe she's from the Greenwich Frimpongs, they winter in Palm Beach I heard.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 14, 2025 03:39 PM (gpah0)

25 20 If they really think they're a refugee case, The can sit in a third world prison for processing or they can go home anytime. Choice is the illegal alien's.
Posted by: Eddie Baby at July 14, 2025 03:38 PM (s19xO)

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"All of these people are like Anne Frank, and Nazi-like genocides are happening around the world right now, which is why we have to let everyone in."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 14, 2025 03:39 PM (GBKbO)

26 Mama Wooshy-Mensa Pingpong can blow it out her ear!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 14, 2025 03:40 PM (NWqJf)

27 So "judge" JimmyJammy WhammySlammy has enough time on it's hands to rule this or that about that and this.

Maybe time to abolish some of these "judges" positions as they seem to have a lot of free time on their hands to meddle in shit that has nothing to do with them or those.

Posted by: Deport Her Ass Too at July 14, 2025 03:40 PM (rfMRc)

28 Maame Ewusi-Mensah Frimpong Is the judge who until recently said ni.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 14, 2025 03:40 PM (u73oe)

29
"All of these people are like Anne Frank, and Nazi-like genocides are happening around the world right now, which is why we have to let everyone in."

The best part of this line from the left is the US government has friendly relations with pretty much all of these countries.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2025 03:40 PM (t0Rmr)

30 A Biden-appointed judge, "Maame Ewusi-Mensah Frimpong," has just declared the Home Depots, car washes, and other places that illegal aliens hide are safe havens that ICE agents are forbidden to enter.
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Maybe I'm being to clever by half but the illegal aliens are not "hiding" in those places. They want to be seen looking for work.

ICE: Judge Frimpong, they were not hiding at the Home Depot. Quite the opposite.

Posted by: WisRich at July 14, 2025 03:40 PM (G0vdT)

31 I thought at first you made up that name for comic effect, Ace, but noooo.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2025 03:41 PM (2GCMq)

32 she was with Millennium Challenge Corporation; US AID has a sibling !

Posted by: runner at July 14, 2025 03:41 PM (g47mK)

33 There needs to be blood' ... How do you respond to that?"

JEFFRIES: Trump is assaulting the American way of life.

The American way of life is doing just fine. Come to my little town Hakeem and spout that sh*t. Let's see how that goes.
(better bring a few friends, you made need them)\

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2025 03:41 PM (W/lyH)

34 Maame Ewusi-Mensah Frimpong

Good grief, that's an actual name?

I thought for sure that had to be a satirical product of Ace's cruel and perfervid imagination.

Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2025 03:41 PM (77rzZ)

35 23 I predict this judge will soon be known as "Judge Ping-Pong."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 14, 2025 03:39 PM (omVj0)
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I'm partial to Judge Ding-Dong.

Posted by: WisRich at July 14, 2025 03:42 PM (G0vdT)

36 34 Maame Ewusi-Mensah Frimpong

Good grief, that's an actual name?

I thought for sure that had to be a satirical product of Ace's cruel and perfervid imagination.
Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2025 03:41 PM (77rzZ)

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"It's a bit much."
-George Lucas

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 14, 2025 03:42 PM (GBKbO)

37 6 hours? Way too much.

Blindside them. Deport them out-of-the-blue, unexpectedly.

Posted by: zombie at July 14, 2025 03:42 PM (pMi6S)

38 Judge Maame Ewusi-Mensah Frimpong...

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"Fundamentally non-serious" choice. I looked so you didn't have to.

Posted by: Crusader at July 14, 2025 03:42 PM (TN0g+)

39 "The ONLY thing that surprises me is that he doesn’t have purple hair and a nose ring"

10,000% tariff on clown colored hair dye?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 14, 2025 03:42 PM (pIfcn)

40 Someone needs to investigate the immigration status of this MammyJammer FriggPong very, very, very thoroughly.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 14, 2025 03:42 PM (qpyNK)

41 > Biden-appointed judge, Maame Ewusi-Mensah Frimpong, has just made a ruling that marks Home Depots, car washes, and other locations where illegals hide as safe havens in LA blocking ICE from making arrests at those locations.

So stage your guys just outside of those locations and hire someone to run through screaming, "LA MIGRA!!" Scoop them up when they run to you.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 14, 2025 03:42 PM (lIio7)

42 I wonder if this is part of the humiliation kink for the Ruling Class / Deep State.

Having people named Maame Ewusi-Mensah Frimpong lord over us as little dictators in robes.

Well, I guess it's not really a kink. They like watching us be bossed around by the ruling class from the third world. They don't have to deal with that.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 14, 2025 03:42 PM (uCjyK)

43 35 23 I predict this judge will soon be known as "Judge Ping-Pong."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 14, 2025 03:39 PM (omVj0)
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I'm partial to Judge Ding-Dong.
Posted by: WisRich at July 14, 2025 03:42 PM

I second Judge Ding Dong.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 14, 2025 03:43 PM (gpah0)

44 Is Federal law enforcement like tag with safe areas? I wasn't aware of that rule.

Posted by: MJR at July 14, 2025 03:43 PM (spihY)

45 How many republican senators voted to confirm her?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 14, 2025 03:43 PM (u73oe)

46 More of this.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 14, 2025 03:43 PM (N1DT3)

47 California judge. Figures.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2025 03:43 PM (2GCMq)

48 I'm so freaking tired of foreigners infesting our legal system.

Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2025 03:44 PM (77rzZ)

49 Serious question, are there citizens in the Home Depot parking lot looking for work as day laborers?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 14, 2025 03:44 PM (pIfcn)

50
"No such thing as an Obama Judge."

Justice Mabuse Frimpong: Hold My Beer

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2025 03:44 PM (Qr870)

51 Can we denaturalize this judge?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 14, 2025 03:44 PM (NWqJf)

52 Another retard protest this Thursday:
https://shorturl.at/fEk50
(via Gateway Pundit)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 14, 2025 03:44 PM (ULPxl)

53 > Frimpong

That's what it's called when you fire a ping pong out of your hoo-ha, right?

Posted by: bonhomme at July 14, 2025 03:44 PM (lIio7)

54 How many children will die because Trump is Darth Vader ?

Posted by: Mike Hunt at July 14, 2025 03:44 PM (aKoaI)

55
Maria, cleaning houses and otherwise keeping her nose clean, might just say, "I'm not risking it. I'm going back to Guatemala."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 14, 2025

***
Sounds good to me.

Mr. Homan, sir: Now it's time to start prosecuting the people who *hire* these illegals, knowingly or unknowingly (as unlikely as the latter case is). Make a few examples, and employers will suddenly become much more reluctant to hire someone who even *might* be an illegal.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 14, 2025 03:44 PM (omVj0)

56 A Biden-appointed judge, "Maame Ewusi-Mensah Frimpong," ...

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Ace really has a penchant & gift for creating funny fake names.

I mean, that is a fake name right?
Posted by: ShainS at
.......

That's what I thought, then I goggled it. She's real!

Posted by: wth at July 14, 2025 03:44 PM (UjdFS)

57 BREAKING - Biden-appointed judge, Maame Ewusi-Mensah Frimpong, has just made a ruling that marks Home Depots, car washes, and other locations where illegals hide as safe havens in LA blocking ICE from making arrests at those locations.

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Ooh, you might not ever get rich
But let me tell you it's better than a Cartel ditch
There ain't no telling who you might rape
A movie star or maybe a tranny wearing a cape

Hangin' at the car wash
Sanctuary car washin', yeah

Posted by: ShainS at July 14, 2025 03:44 PM (oDm7W)

58 I predict this judge will soon be known as "Judge Ping-Pong."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 14, 2025 03:39 PM (omVj0)

She delivers her rulings in singsong.

Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2025 03:45 PM (77rzZ)

59 > Maame Ewusi-Mensah Frimpong

And yeah, I too thought at first that this was a parody name that Ace thought up.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 14, 2025 03:45 PM (qpyNK)

60 Frimpong
*
That's what it's called when you fire a ping pong out of your hoo-ha, right?
Posted by: bonhomme at July 14, 2025

***
"Quimpong." "Frimpong" is the Ghana dialect variant.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 14, 2025 03:45 PM (omVj0)

61 45 How many republican senators voted to confirm her?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 14, 2025 03:43 PM (u73oe)

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Ooo...

Good question. I like these questions.

Oh, this one will piss people off.

She was appointed with 46 votes. How is that possible? 24 voted against her.

The rest?

Just didn't show up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 14, 2025 03:45 PM (GBKbO)

62 Tell them it's just a free trip to Disneyland.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 14, 2025 03:45 PM (/U5Yz)

63 I do not trust people with four names.......

Maame Ewusi-Mensah Frimpong Esquire III

Posted by: Mike Hunt at July 14, 2025 03:45 PM (aKoaI)

64 On December 17, 2021, the United States Senate invoked cloture on her nomination by a 47–24 vote.Her nomination was confirmed later that day by a 46–24 vote. She received her judicial commission on February 7, 2022.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2025 03:45 PM (t0Rmr)

65 49 Serious question, are there citizens in the Home Depot parking lot looking for work as day laborers?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 14, 2025 03:44 PM (pIfcn)

Of course not. And if there were, no one would hire them because they'd assume they were an escaped convict or something.

Keep in mind, everyone involved is breaking the law. So you hire people who aren't going to dime on you to the department of labor. Obviously.

That means illegals who barely speak English and are not aware that even though they're illegally here, DoL regulations apply to them too. Which is why we need a steady stream of new illegals to keep this disgusting practice going.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 14, 2025 03:45 PM (uCjyK)

66 49 Serious question, are there citizens in the Home Depot parking lot looking for work as day laborers?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer
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Yes or illegals looking for others to fill out their crews for a subcontracting job.

Had a guy move here from a metro area complain that cheap illegals were not hanging around the local Home Depot/Lowes so he could hire them to do some yardwork etc.

Posted by: whig at July 14, 2025 03:45 PM (ctrM5)

67 Maame Ewusi-Mensah Frimpong

Good grief, that's an actual name?

I thought for sure that had to be a satirical product of Ace's cruel and perfervid imagination.
Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2025 03:41 PM (77rzZ)
_____

Maame is a popular girl's name in the Ghana region. It's from their tribal language. It's kinda like "Madam" but used as a name. The Blade dated a Maame once.

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 14, 2025 03:46 PM (iFTx/)

68 A Biden-appointed judge, "Maame Ewusi-Mensah Frimpong"

>>>>

Deport her.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 14, 2025 03:46 PM (N1DT3)

69 The Supreme Court cleared the way for the Education Department to fire half of its workforce on Monday, a move that advances President Donald Trump's plans to dismantle the department.
The high court's decision in McMahon v. State of New York was issued 6-3 along ideological lines.

Posted by: SMOD at July 14, 2025 03:46 PM (RHGPo)

70 54% of immigrant-headed households use at least one major welfare program, compared to 39% of U.S.-born households.
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"Immigrant"
I don't think that word means what they th8nk it means.
Especially when used in contrast to "U.S. born".

Posted by: New Name at July 14, 2025 03:46 PM (/lPRQ)

71 Mr. Homan, sir: Now it's time to start prosecuting the people who *hire* these illegals, knowingly or unknowingly (as unlikely as the latter case is). Make a few examples, and employers will suddenly become much more reluctant to hire someone who even *might* be an illegal.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 14, 2025 03:44 PM (omVj0)
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Including the judges who are hiring them as housecleaners and landscapers.

Make an example of THEM and the problem will go away tomorrow.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 14, 2025 03:46 PM (7fElN)

72 Hangin' at the car wash
Sanctuary car washin', yeah
Posted by: ShainS

I got them suddenly depressing,
Lowdown mind-messing
Hiding at the carwash blues.

Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2025 03:46 PM (77rzZ)

73 Old & Busted: Churches as sanctuaries.

New Hotness: Home Depot parking lots as sanctuaries.

Posted by: WisRich at July 14, 2025 03:46 PM (G0vdT)

74 According to the most recent SCOTUS decision on the subject, Congress may set rules for the treatment of Illegals which would be unacceptable if applied to citizens. So earlier SCOTUS cases that held illegals have Constitutional rights, have been overturned.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at July 14, 2025 03:46 PM (Da7Vv)

75 shoot! got willowed lol

serves me right for trying to work today

Posted by: Black Orchid at July 14, 2025 03:46 PM (Pv3Rg)

76 Judge Red Snapper Maame Ewusi-Mensah Poontang

Posted by: Jack Meehoff at July 14, 2025 03:47 PM (q/j2W)

77 55 Sounds good to me.

Mr. Homan, sir: Now it's time to start prosecuting the people who *hire* these illegals, knowingly or unknowingly (as unlikely as the latter case is). Make a few examples, and employers will suddenly become much more reluctant to hire someone who even *might* be an illegal.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 14, 2025 03:44 PM (omVj0)

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You know how DOGE found millions and millions of extra SSNs?

The Biden administration was handing them out to illegals like candy. That was one part of the whole thing.

These people have valid SSNs. Their I9s are legit. Maybe the employer knows it's all a sham, but they have legal protection.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 14, 2025 03:47 PM (GBKbO)

78 Is Maame a version of Mamie or Mimi?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 14, 2025 03:47 PM (Ry3Y5)

79 I predict this judge will soon be known as "Judge Ping-Pong."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

I would prefer Judge "Cross Checked."

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 14, 2025 03:47 PM (/U5Yz)

80 ShainS,
That was pretty good.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2025 03:47 PM (W/lyH)

81
Mensah "Candidate" Frimoong

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2025 03:47 PM (Qr870)

82 The only thing she's missing are lip plates.

Posted by: wth at July 14, 2025 03:47 PM (UjdFS)

83 I'm sure a lowly district court judge is preparing a national injunction even before the plan is formalized.

Well, look, I'm willing to cut it to three hours notice...

Posted by: t-bird at July 14, 2025 03:47 PM (NQHDP)

84 Nothing says "working hard for you voters" like a vote for a judicial candidate where 30% of the Senate doesn't bother to vote.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2025 03:48 PM (t0Rmr)

85 Mammmmmyyyy.... how I love ya how I love ya

Posted by: Illegals at July 14, 2025 03:48 PM (Qr870)

86 69 The Supreme Court cleared the way for the Education Department to fire half of its workforce on Monday, a move that advances President Donald Trump's plans to dismantle the department.

so can they do half, then a day later do half again (of the remaining half), etc etc?

so the DofE I guess never disappears but at some point there's just like, an ear in the department

Posted by: Black Orchid at July 14, 2025 03:48 PM (Pv3Rg)

87 Cuomo is staying in the NYC mayor's race . The ego of that guy is insane. Hello Mayor Mamdani

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 14, 2025 03:48 PM (Ry3Y5)

88 Biden-appointed judge, Maame Ewusi-Mensah Frimpong, has just made a ruling that marks Home Depots, car washes, and other locations where illegals hide as safe havens in LA blocking ICE from making arrests at those locations.

You coax the blues right out of the horn, Mame
You charm the husk right off of the corn, Mame

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 14, 2025 03:48 PM (wVcYX)

89 Sounds good to me.

Mr. Homan, sir: Now it's time to start prosecuting the people who *hire* these illegals, knowingly or unknowingly (as unlikely as the latter case is). Make a few examples, and employers will suddenly become much more reluctant to hire someone who even *might* be an illegal.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Asset forfeiture. Same as drug dealers.
Mr. Businessman makes his money hiring illegals? He loses his business same as a drug dealer loses his ride or his home.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2025 03:48 PM (+bLMA)

90 It's interesting in my link above (to me anyway) not only to see where the retards *are* protesting but where they *aren't*. There doesn't appear to be a strong correlation to city / town size, or whether or not there is a nearby university.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 14, 2025 03:48 PM (ULPxl)

91 69 The Supreme Court cleared the way for the Education Department to fire half of its workforce on Monday, a move that advances President Donald Trump's plans to dismantle the department.
The high court's decision in McMahon v. State of New York was issued 6-3 along ideological lines.
Posted by: SMOD at July 14, 2025 03:46 PM (RHGPo)

=========

I can't wait to see more wailing of the womens.

Remember, no one gives a shit if Microsoft lays off 9000 people in one swoop. It won't affect anyone's voting preferences.

But the media will treat a couple thousand restructuring lay offs from the federal government as earth shattering and the death of the Republican Party.

I assert: People treat news of fed layoffs better than they treat the news of manufacturing layoffs in a town they've never heard of in a state they've never been to.

People don't like feds.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 14, 2025 03:48 PM (GBKbO)

92 Can judges be deported along with the illegals they love?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at July 14, 2025 03:48 PM (kTd/k)

93 Willowed:

It's right there in the Home Depot Clause of the Constitution.
Posted by: Boss Moss

That's where they talk about Drills of Attainder, right?
Posted by: Bulg

Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2025 03:49 PM (77rzZ)

94 Cuomo is staying in the NYC mayor's race . The ego of that guy is insane. Hello Mayor Mamdani

NYC is going to look like that Batman movie where Bain takes control of the city...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2025 03:49 PM (t0Rmr)

95 You know how DOGE found millions and millions of extra SSNs?

The Biden administration was handing them out to illegals like candy. That was one part of the whole thing.

These people have valid SSNs. Their I9s are legit. Maybe the employer knows it's all a sham, but they have legal protection.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 14, 2025 03:47 PM (GBKbO)

And it's discrimination to ask for any documents beyond what's demanded on the i9. So even if you think the person is illegal and their documents are fake, or that they're not truly a US citizen, you're not allowed to enquire further assuming they furnished some kind of documents.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 14, 2025 03:49 PM (uCjyK)

96 BTW "migrants" is back to being verboten, being tainted with the stink of, well, migrants.

The new word is (seriously) - "Irregular Immigrants".

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2025 03:49 PM (Qr870)

97 I got them suddenly depressing,
Lowdown mind-messing
Hiding at the carwash blues.
Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2025

***
Lemme tell ya, it's always cool,
And the boss don't mind sometimes if you
Got no green card

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 14, 2025 03:49 PM (omVj0)

98 I think the only time that they should have to delay with deportations is as long as it takes to confirm if someone is here illegally or not. I can prove I am a legal citizen in like 2 minutes. You cannot even get a driver's license in Oregon without a birth certificate.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 14, 2025 03:50 PM (dfIr7)

99 Japan's birth rate is about to go so far negative, it'll result in an integer underflow.

http://tiny.cc/pedp001

Posted by: bonhomme at July 14, 2025 03:50 PM (lIio7)

100
I assert: People treat news of fed layoffs better than they treat the news of manufacturing layoffs in a town they've never heard of in a state they've never been to.

Those MSFT employees weren't being paid by your tax dollars. The fed workers are.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2025 03:50 PM (t0Rmr)

101 Does she know the "Witch Doctor"? I think he is saying her name.

Posted by: Someguysomewhere at July 14, 2025 03:50 PM (v9DK0)

102 I mentioned this earlier but, 69 of the 110 attorneys in the department of the DOJ that specialize in defending the government have left or are resigning.
(For our readers in Rio Linda, that's 63%)

These are the ones who are supposed to be the most skilled at defending the US government.

But they don't want to defend ... Trump.

Lots of whining about how they took an oath to defend the Constitution (but not unconstitutional Trump, implied).
And more whining about fearing they'll have to lie or misrepresent to the courts (because everyone know Trump lies, implied).
And even more whining about the ethical rules.

But, I guess not the ethical obligation to zealously represent their client?

All them whiney leftie fags gone and Trump is still winning.

Fat losers out, winning bigly in.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 14, 2025 03:50 PM (JThEY)

103 ICE Prepares to Deport 75% of LA population.....

City declares bankruptcy and asks Trump to bail them out

Posted by: Jack Meehoff at July 14, 2025 03:50 PM (q/j2W)

104 Asset forfeiture. Same as drug dealers.
Mr. Businessman makes his money hiring illegals? He loses his business same as a drug dealer loses his ride or his home.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2025 03:48 PM (+bLMA)

100% behind this.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 14, 2025 03:51 PM (N1DT3)

105 Rubio needs to can that many 'workers' weekly.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 14, 2025 03:51 PM (/U5Yz)

106 AWFL Karen judges aren't so great, either:

https://is.gd/WjiCaB
@Rightanglenews
BREAKING - Progressive DA Amy Padden of Colorado plans to drop all charges against Solomon Galligan who attempted to kidnap a child near Black Forest Hills Elementary due to "mental incompetency".
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Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 14, 2025 03:51 PM (ULPxl)

107 102 All them whiney leftie fags gone and Trump is still winning.

Fat losers out, winning bigly in.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 14, 2025 03:50 PM (JThEY)

========

Obama and Holder made a very concentrated attempt to change the DOJ from the ground up through hiring practices.

Their minions in the DOJ have spent the last few months trying to win by losing. I don't think it'll work.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 14, 2025 03:51 PM (GBKbO)

108 I'm sure nothing will go wrong with any of this.
* folds arms *

@HSajwanization 1h
JUST IN - U.S. DoD awards xAI and Grok a $200 million contract to "modernize" the Defense Department. — Disclose TV

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 14, 2025 03:51 PM (mlg/3)

109 Do illegals not hang out at Lowe's looking for work? This is always confusing to me.

Posted by: the dandy at July 14, 2025 03:52 PM (8l8nW)

110 > 99 Japan's birth rate is about to go so far negative, it'll result in an integer underflow.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 14, 2025 03:50 PM (lIio7)

I volunteer to inseminate any and all cute Japanese girls.

Because I'm giving that way.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 14, 2025 03:52 PM (qpyNK)

111 Judge Ooo Eee Ooo Ah Ah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang holds you all in contempt of court!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, A Walmart 6 at July 14, 2025 03:52 PM (L/fGl)

112 BTW "migrants" is back to being verboten, being tainted with the stink of, well, migrants.

The new word is (seriously) - "Irregular Immigrants".

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I can fix their irregularity!

Posted by: Metamucil at July 14, 2025 03:52 PM (TN0g+)

113 The Blade dated a Maame once.
Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade

You are such a slut.

It's weird. The first name and hyphenated middle name look African, but "Frimpong" looks Southeast-Asian to me.

Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2025 03:52 PM (77rzZ)

114 The memo states that migrants could be sent to nations that have pledged not to persecute or torture them…

Is that a requirement , or more like a nice-to-have?
-asking for a friend

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 14, 2025 03:53 PM (advWG)

115 Progressive DA Amy Padden of Colorado plans to drop all charges against Solomon Galligan who attempted to kidnap a child near Black Forest Hills Elementary due to "mental incompetency".
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 14, 2025 03:51 PM (ULPxl)

Mental incompetency is a great explanation for why she's dropping the charges.

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2025 03:53 PM (Qr870)

116 BTW "migrants" is back to being verboten, being tainted with the stink of, well, migrants.

The new word is (seriously) - "Irregular Immigrants".
Posted by: ..

Wetback. Always has been, always will be.
Especially since the Federal Government named an operation after them. Yeah. Operation Wetback was a real thing.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2025 03:53 PM (+bLMA)

117 Judge Ooo Eee Ooo Ah Ah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang holds you all in contempt of court!
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I think we've made our contempt pretty clear.

Posted by: Crusader at July 14, 2025 03:53 PM (TN0g+)

118 So stage your guys just outside of those locations and hire someone to run through screaming, "LA MIGRA!!" Scoop them up when they run to you.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 14, 2025 03:42 PM (lIio7)

Exactly. All it means is that ICE has to change their tactics until the deranged c*nt gets overturned.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2025 03:53 PM (b47tW)

119 The left: Why do you wingnuts think we are all soft on pedos?

Also the left: BREAKING - Progressive DA Amy Padden of Colorado plans to drop all charges against Solomon Galligan who attempted to kidnap a child near Black Forest Hills Elementary due to "mental incompetency".

Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2025 03:53 PM (t0Rmr)

120 Judge Ooo Eee Ooo Ah Ah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang holds you all in contempt of court!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, A Walmart 6 at July 14, 2025 03:52 PM (L/fGl)

Whoaa whoaaa whoooa....

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2025 03:53 PM (Qr870)

121
Judge Mama Told Me Not To Come needs to step away slowly from those gator-infested waters wherein she is now wading.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at July 14, 2025 03:54 PM (xG4kz)

122 109 Do illegals not hang out at Lowe's looking for work? This is always confusing to me.

Posted by: the dandy

Home Depot has more shadows?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 14, 2025 03:54 PM (/U5Yz)

123 Maame Ewusi-Mensah Frimpong

Uh ok. People with names like shouldn't be allowed to hold office anywhere in the US.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 14, 2025 03:54 PM (snZF9)

124 How many illegals has this Mensa candidate judge employed or is currently employing? Let’s dig up some dirt on her!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 14, 2025 03:54 PM (NWqJf)

125 Uh ok. People with names like shouldn't be allowed to hold office anywhere in the US.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 14, 2025 03:54 PM (snZF9)

I thought we loved legal immigrants.

Also, don't worry, she's a US citizen. She was born here. Her parents were the immigrants.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 14, 2025 03:54 PM (uCjyK)

126 Let's think up a good American name for Judge Ding-Dong.

Tiphanee Kallikak has a good ring to it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 14, 2025 03:55 PM (qpyNK)

127 Progressive DA Amy Padden of Colorado plans to drop all charges against Solomon Galligan who attempted to kidnap a child near Black Forest Hills Elementary due to "mental incompetency".
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She's "pro-choice" and endorsed by Bernie Sanders.

So yes, under the spell of demons.

Posted by: Crusader at July 14, 2025 03:55 PM (TN0g+)

128 The same left that, for decades, derided "Walmart wages," citing their low wages that forced many of their employees to also be on welfare--subsidizing Walmart, they howled--are the same lefties demanding all of us subsidize ... the low wages of agricultural, hotel, and janitorial corporations.

So, when you want cheap food and household goods, you're evil for supporting the wage exploitation of the workers.

But when they want cheap farmer's markets, hotel rooms and maid services, exploiting the cheap wages of the workers, they are noble and good.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 14, 2025 03:55 PM (JThEY)

129 Japan's birth rate is about to go so far negative, it'll result in an integer underflow.

-
OMG! Where will we get the little paper umbrellas to put in our drinks?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, A Walmart 6 at July 14, 2025 03:55 PM (L/fGl)

130 Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2025 03:52 PM (77rzZ

Maybe she's married to someone from SE Asia.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2025 03:55 PM (2GCMq)

131 Do illegals not hang out at Lowe's looking for work?

Lowes is a chick home decoration store. Home Depot is where all the contractors go.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 14, 2025 03:56 PM (dfIr7)

132 >>> 95 You know how DOGE found millions and millions of extra SSNs?

The Biden administration was handing them out to illegals like candy. That was one part of the whole thing.

These people have valid SSNs. Their I9s are legit. Maybe the employer knows it's all a sham, but they have legal protection.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 14, 2025 03:47 PM (GBKbO)

And it's discrimination to ask for any documents beyond what's demanded on the i9. So even if you think the person is illegal and their documents are fake, or that they're not truly a US citizen, you're not allowed to enquire further assuming they furnished some kind of documents.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 14, 2025 03:49 PM (uCjyK)

Serious question - are you allowed to ask if they speak, and read, English? Because feralgov *does* require CDL drivers (for one example) to be able to read road signs, although as we know Brandon and crew ignored that.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 14, 2025 03:56 PM (ULPxl)

133 "Maame Ewusi-Mensah Frimpong"

I looked her up. You'll be shocked, shocked to learn she's a rich kid born to Ghanaian immigrants. She attended all the right private schools and graduated -- of course -- from Hahvad and Yale. Double-barrel goodness!
Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade

Can we trade her for some Ghanaian Dancing Pallbearers?

Posted by: mikeski at July 14, 2025 03:56 PM (DgGvY)

134 Trump is doing this all wrong.

• Tell Russia that Ukraine has chosen to accept deported illegal aliens.

• Tell Ukraine, that they will accept deported illegal aliens

• Expedite military aged males to Ukraine as soon as possible and as many as possible.

This eliminates problems with District Judges intervening because the District Judges can be assumed to be anti-Ukraine and pro Russia by interfering in the Ukrainian Aid Package.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 14, 2025 03:56 PM (kHd4y)

135 123 Maame Ewusi-Mensah Frimpong

Uh ok. People with names like shouldn't be allowed to hold office anywhere in the US.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

The Statue of Liberty does not look like this judge.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 14, 2025 03:56 PM (/U5Yz)

136 Home Depot identifies as An Illegal Sanctuary Parking Lot.

Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2025 03:56 PM (VofaG)

137 Maybe I'm being to clever by half but the illegal aliens are not "hiding" in those places. They want to be seen looking for work.

ICE: Judge Frimpong, they were not hiding at the Home Depot. Quite the opposite.
Posted by: WisRich at July 1

IKEA is where they go to hide.

Posted by: New Name at July 14, 2025 03:56 PM (/lPRQ)

138 Also, don't worry, she's a US citizen. She was born here. Her parents were the immigrants.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

She's still a foreigner with a name like that.

We have so many beautiful female names in English, but she chooses to keep that barbaric moniker.

Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2025 03:56 PM (77rzZ)

139 59 > Maame Ewusi-Mensah Frimpong
And yeah, I too thought at first that this was a parody name that Ace thought up. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

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I thought that whole sentence was a Bee headline...

"A Biden-appointed judge, "Maame Ewusi-Mensah Frimpong," has just declared the Home Depots, car washes, and other places that illegal aliens hide are safe havens that ICE agents are forbidden to enter."

Choked later when realizing it wasn't...

Posted by: bearski at July 14, 2025 03:56 PM (Bhsk7)

140 That judge isn't as smart as she thinks. Trump only needs to get a judge himself to pre-approve deportations at the point of arrest.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2025 03:56 PM (8avO+)

141 Snowback: they came in through Canada!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 14, 2025 03:56 PM (NWqJf)

142 127 She's "pro-choice" and endorsed by Bernie Sanders.

So yes, under the spell of demons.
Posted by: Crusader at July 14, 2025 03:55 PM (TN0g+)

========

Speaking of Sanders.

He said this weekend that nations should have borders.

Combine that with John Kerry's assertion that Democrats screwed up on immigration over the past decade.

I kind of feel like the Democrat Party is starting a struggle session on Obama's directive to change the face of America after the 2010 midterm shellacking.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 14, 2025 03:56 PM (GBKbO)

143 Japan's birth rate is about to go so far negative, it'll result in an integer underflow.

I thought I saw a headline about Japan offering a special "baby daddy" visa for foreigners.

I can't imagine most Japanese women would go for that...but here's your change fellow morons...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2025 03:56 PM (t0Rmr)

144 Maame We're All Crazy Now

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2025 03:57 PM (Qr870)

145 Does she know the "Witch Doctor"? I think he is saying her name.
Posted by: Someguysomewhere at July 14, 2025 03:50 PM

*snort*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 14, 2025 03:57 PM (dPfyF)

146 The Blade dated a Maame once.
Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade

You are such a slut.

It's weird. The first name and hyphenated middle name look African, but "Frimpong" looks Southeast-Asian to me.
Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2025 03:52 PM (77rzZ)
_____

True, but there are weird names in Ghana that derive from the 50,000 tribes there, the western colonization (pretty much every western power had a colony or presence there), rampant tribal conquest and movement, etc.

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 14, 2025 03:57 PM (iFTx/)

147 I like the Club 85 broad in the robe with her self-satisfied, belligerently ignorant smile. “I did that!!!”

Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2025 03:57 PM (pV4LT)

148 Lowes is a chick home decoration store. Home Depot is where all the contractors go.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Mostly be contractors know they don't have to ask of the staff a single question.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 14, 2025 03:57 PM (mlg/3)

149 From Judge Maame Ewusi-Mensah Frimpong's Confirmation Hearing:

During the Obama administration, you worked with the Justice Department in Eric Holder’s and Tony West’s offices. I’ve learned that, while you were with the Justice Department, you were involved in directing corporate settlement money to liberal activist groups.1

These liberal groups were not parties to the settlements. These liberal groups were not injured by the events that led to the settlements. And if
corporations paid money to these liberal groups, the DOJ reduced the overall amount that the corporations had to pay.

Posted by: Orson at July 14, 2025 03:57 PM (dIske)

150 Arachnophobes beware: Customs officials on Monday released photos from a seizure of roughly 1,500 young tarantulas found inside plastic containers that had been hidden in chocolate spongecake boxes shipped to an airport in western Germany.

Customs officials found the shipment at Cologne Bonn airport in a package that had arrived from Vietnam, tipped off by a “noticeable smell” that didn't resemble the expected aroma of the 7 kilograms (about 15 pounds) of the confectionery treats, Cologne customs office spokesman Jens Ahland said.

Posted by: SMOD at July 14, 2025 03:57 PM (RHGPo)

151 I must say I never thought I'd see this happen but yes, yes I did vote for this.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2025 03:57 PM (cYBz/)

152 Japan's birth rate is about to go so far negative, it'll result in an integer underflow.

-
OMG! Where will we get the little paper umbrellas to put in our drinks?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Vietnam.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2025 03:57 PM (+bLMA)

153 Maybe she's married to someone from SE Asia.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Hmm, possibly. That honestly didn't occur to me.

Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2025 03:58 PM (77rzZ)

154 Progressive DA Amy Padden of Colorado plans to drop all charges against Solomon Galligan who attempted to kidnap a child near Black Forest Hills Elementary due to "mental incompetency".

More to the story:

The reason she's cutting him free is that "there is not enough room in the criminally insane institutions." He was deemed mentally incompetent to stand trial (this concept has never made sense to me).

Get this: a woman claiming to be his sister is saying that he's had this happen several times, he keeps violating the law and then being set free again.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 14, 2025 03:58 PM (dfIr7)

155 @8

>>Do you see the benefits of importing the world's educated classes now?

That does does not sound like a classical western or biblical name.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 14, 2025 03:58 PM (XV/Pl)

156 Good gosh, these judges sure are full of themselves. And we're supposed to take them seriously when they issue such insane rulings?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 14, 2025 03:58 PM (tT6L1)

157 IKEA is where they go to hide.
Posted by: New Name at July 14, 2025 03:56 PM (/lPRQ)

But then they can't find their way out, so it's perfect for ICE raids.

Posted by: Like the Hotel California at July 14, 2025 03:58 PM (TbWk/)

158 Serious question - are you allowed to ask if they speak, and read, English? Because feralgov *does* require CDL drivers (for one example) to be able to read road signs, although as we know Brandon and crew ignored that.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 14, 2025 03:56 PM (ULPxl)

A qualified "yes".

You have to be able to show that the policy is based on a non-discriminatory business need. So "we need to be able to communicate with our employees in a common language" is likely a good enough reason.

However, let's say your shop foreman is bilingual and you have a practice of not hiring mexicans who don't speak English very well, but they don't NEED to speak english to do their job ... now you may be looking at a discrimination based on national origin case from a plaintiffs attorney, a state or federal department of labor investigation.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 14, 2025 03:58 PM (uCjyK)

159 >>They're cheap for their illegal employers

You pay twice, once for the illegal who is subsidized by taxpayer,

and again for the American who is out of work.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at July 14, 2025 03:59 PM (rrOZL)

160 156 Good gosh, these judges sure are full of themselves. And we're supposed to take them seriously when they issue such insane rulings?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 14, 2025 03:58 PM (tT6L1)

========

I've heard enough stories of county magistrate judges on up thinking that they're god to no longer be surprised that federal district court judges think that they're smarter, more clever, and more powerful than they actually are.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 14, 2025 03:59 PM (GBKbO)

161 Japan's birth rate is about to go so far negative, it'll result in an integer underflow.

http://tiny.cc/pedp001
Posted by: bonhomme at July 14, 2025 03:50 PM (lIio7)
_

[Cheering]

-- Hentai Creators

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 14, 2025 03:59 PM (iFTx/)

162 Japan's birth rate is about to go so far negative, it'll result in an integer underflow.

I thought I saw a headline about Japan offering a special "baby daddy" visa for foreigners.

I can't imagine most Japanese women would go for that...but here's your change fellow morons...
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I have good days and bad days, but I haven't yet reached the point where I'd need to travel 6000 miles to get laid.

Posted by: Crusader at July 14, 2025 03:59 PM (TN0g+)

163 Does she know the "Witch Doctor"? I think he is saying her name.
Posted by: Someguysomewhere at July 14, 2025

***
Ooh-ee-ooh-ah-ah
Bing bang, walla walla ting tang

Posted by: Ross Bagdasarian at July 14, 2025 03:59 PM (omVj0)

164 The best part about the clown judge YOLO rulings, unmoored from any law or precedent is, all it's going to do is give Trump more power.

The Supreme Court is going to issue a ruling that says, "Due Process doesn't give a district judge the authority to do whatever they want."

But, the huge clue-by-four hit of "decrying an imperial executive while demanding an imperial judiciary" didn't land hard enough....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 14, 2025 04:00 PM (JThEY)

165 Mr. Homan, sir: Now it's time to start prosecuting the people who *hire* these illegals, knowingly or unknowingly (as unlikely as the latter case is). Make a few examples, and employers will suddenly become much more reluctant to hire someone who even *might* be an illegal.

Arresting Gavin Newsom's buddy who ran the weed farm/child sex operation would be an excellent start.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 14, 2025 04:00 PM (2ocoG)

166 BTW "migrants" is back to being verboten, being tainted with the stink of, well, migrants.

The new word is (seriously) - "Irregular Immigrants".
Posted by: ...

Well, shit. How's a guy supposed to keep up with all these changes?

Posted by: mikeski at July 14, 2025 04:00 PM (DgGvY)

167 Yeah well what about Epstein?

Posted by: guy who only cares about Epstein at July 14, 2025 04:00 PM (vFG9F)

168 >> Lowes is a chick home decoration store. Home Depot is where all the contractors go.

well now I feel emasculated for buying my weed wacker there.

Posted by: the dandy at July 14, 2025 04:00 PM (8l8nW)

169
The left: Why do you wingnuts think we are all soft on pedos?

Oh, you all are not soft on them -- you all get little chubbies fantasizing about becoming them yourselves.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at July 14, 2025 04:00 PM (xG4kz)

170 Somewhere a village is missing its Dancing TikTok Nurse

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2025 04:00 PM (Qr870)

171 Mostly because contractors know they don't have to ask of the staff a single question.

Yeah, they don't seem to have any staff on the floor, and they have secret doors to escape because you might spot an orange vest across the store but by the tie you get there, they vanished.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 14, 2025 04:00 PM (dfIr7)

172 Does anyone know the total number of third worlders in the Federal judiciary?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 14, 2025 04:00 PM (JvW60)

173 It's a well-known legal principle that Federal law can not be enforced near Home Depots.

After all, why would you suspect that someone hanging out near a Home Depot who can't speak English might be here illegally?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 14, 2025 04:00 PM (xTIDn)

174 She delivers her rulings in singsong.
Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2025 03:45 PM

I was expecting a series of whistles and clicks.

Posted by: toby928 at July 14, 2025 04:00 PM (LJPcY)

175 IKEA is where they go to hide.
Posted by: New Name at July 14, 2025 03:56 PM (/lPRQ)

But then they can't find their way out, so it's perfect for ICE raids.
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Its hard to leave when you can't find the door.

Posted by: Joe Walsh at July 14, 2025 04:00 PM (TN0g+)

176 Cuomo is staying in the NYC mayor's race . The ego of that guy is insane. Hello Mayor Mamdani

NYC is going to look like that Batman movie where Bain takes control of the city...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2025 03:49 PM (t0Rmr)

Good - don't want the commie that looks good in charge there.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2025 04:00 PM (8avO+)

177 Immigrants, doing the jobs Americans won't, such as defrauding Social Security, Welfare, Medicaid...driving without insurance, etc.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 14, 2025 04:00 PM (tT6L1)

178 I have good days and bad days, but I haven't yet reached the point where I'd need to travel 6000 miles to get laid.
Posted by: Crusader at July 14, 2025 03:59 PM (TN0g+)

Yeah well we don't all get to be Chad, pal.

Posted by: Braggarts... at July 14, 2025 04:01 PM (TbWk/)

179 It'll always be Burma to me, Elaine.

Posted by: J. Peterman at July 14, 2025 04:01 PM (bcy1V)

180 well now I feel emasculated for buying my weed wacker there.
Posted by: the dandy

Well maybe if you'd stop wearing the puffy shirt with all the lace at the sleeves...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 14, 2025 04:01 PM (dfIr7)

181 Judge Mawimba Wimp deLionsleeps T'Night

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at July 14, 2025 04:01 PM (kTd/k)

182 176 Cuomo is staying in the NYC mayor's race . The ego of that guy is insane. Hello Mayor Mamdani

NYC is going to look like that Batman movie where Bain takes control of the city...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2025 03:49 PM (t0Rmr)

Good - don't want the commie that looks good in charge there.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2025 04:00 PM (8avO+)

========

A three way split between the progressive darling, the previous governor, and the incumbent mayor is gonna be interesting to see play out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 14, 2025 04:01 PM (GBKbO)

183
Posted by: SMOD at July 14, 2025 03:57 PM (RHGPo)

============

Animal smuggling from South and Central America is a lucrative profession. It sucks.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 14, 2025 04:01 PM (xp7+v)

184 Lowes is a chick home decoration store. Home Depot is where all the contractors go.

well now I feel emasculated for buying my weed wacker there.
Posted by: the dandy at July 14, 2025 04:00 PM (8l8nW)

is it pink? Or sepia?

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2025 04:01 PM (8avO+)

185 Mao -- The guerrilla must move amongst the people as a fish swims in the sea.

Maame Ewusi-Mensah Frimpong, -- "The police are not allowed to look in the sea for fish"

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at July 14, 2025 04:02 PM (rrOZL)

186 Speaking of Sanders.

He said this weekend that nations should have borders.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 14, 2025 03:56 PM (GBKbO)

Until the Obama years, that was ALWAYS Bernies position. "you can't have a strong working class without unions and strong immigration policies."

But the "always sticks by his principles" guy who spent many years (rightly) accusing the Republicans and the Chamber of Commerce of wanting illegal immigrants here to drive down wages, shut up about the subject during the Obama years.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 14, 2025 04:02 PM (uCjyK)

187 Who are the assholes that bring these things to court in the first place? A judge can't just issue a ruling on something that hasn't been presented, can she?

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 14, 2025 04:02 PM (1Gsou)

188 Trump just got another win at the Supreme Court. Wins 6 - 3 on firing Department of Education personnel.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2025 04:02 PM (viF8m)

189 >> Arresting Gavin Newsom's buddy who ran the weed farm/child sex operation would be an excellent start.

I tend to believe the guy who ran the plant in Omaha where they put everyone through eVerify and they passed (b/c they were using stolen SSNs and identities of people with hispanic names)

No way this guy didn't know he was employing 300+ illegals and children at his pot farm.

Posted by: the dandy at July 14, 2025 04:02 PM (8l8nW)

190 BTW "migrants" is back to being verboten, being tainted with the stink of, well, migrants.

The new word is (seriously) - "Irregular Immigrants".

So they need Metamucil?

Posted by: Ian S. at July 14, 2025 04:02 PM (2ocoG)

191
The new word is (seriously) - "Irregular Immigrants".
Posted by: ...

NFW -- they are illegal immigrants.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at July 14, 2025 04:02 PM (xG4kz)

192 : Customs officials on Monday released photos from a seizure of roughly 1,500 young tarantulas found inside plastic containers that had been hidden in chocolate spongecake boxes shipped to an airport in western Germany.

Posted by: SMOD at July 14, 2025 03:57 PM (RHGPo)

He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food cake.

-- Raymond Chandler

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 14, 2025 04:02 PM (qpyNK)

193 Judge Mawimba Wimp deLionsleeps T'Night

aweemaway aweemaway
aweemaway aweemaway
aweemaway aweemaway

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 14, 2025 04:03 PM (dfIr7)

194 Note on immigrants. I was at a picnic yesterday where a guy born in the US- maybe in his 60's was speaking. His background iis from China but he is a conservative and who spent about 15 years working in China . He is very knowledgeable about threats from China and was speaking about that. I know another guy who was born in India but came here as a very little kid with his parents . He is also in his sixties. He said " My father was so proud to put out an American flag". Their parents were both legal immigrants and both are conservative Republicans.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2025 04:03 PM (2GCMq)

195 Trump doesn’t even need Article III judges at all. He can use Article II judges; i.e., glorified clerks, to stamp “OK” on the paperwork. This is entirely an Article II clerical issue. Article III judges have no purview in it!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 14, 2025 04:03 PM (NWqJf)

196 @162

>>Do you see the benefits of importing the world's educated classes now?

It's not that they don't want to make the sexy time with Japanese men, it's that generally speaking, they don't want to have sexy time period.

This is becoming a problem in the West as well, where young people have stopped drinking and screwing.

It's the will to live has been sucked right out of people.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 14, 2025 04:03 PM (XV/Pl)

197 172 Does anyone know the total number of third worlders in the Federal judiciary?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 14, 2025 04:00 PM (JvW60)

No. But during Biden's term, especially, it was notable that pretty much every judge he nominated had an ... exotic last name.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 14, 2025 04:03 PM (uCjyK)

198 She's still a foreigner with a name like that.

If you can't find your name on a novelty license plate or drinking cup at a gift shop, you are likely an illegal alien and need to be deported.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 14, 2025 04:03 PM (kHd4y)

199 I think ICE should give illegals the same amount of time to be notified they are being deported that the illegals gave ICE notice when they crossed the border illegally. ZERO.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 14, 2025 04:03 PM (e5NfL)

200 *I was expecting a series of whistles and clicks.*

https://youtu.be/nWglfC5CNS4

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at July 14, 2025 04:04 PM (bcy1V)

201 Maame Ewusi-Mensah Frimpong"

That the Park Avenue Frimpongs or the MainLine Frimpongs?

Posted by: man at July 14, 2025 04:04 PM (tubbA)

202 Maame Ewusi-Mensah Frimpong, STG, i thought Ace was making this name up.

Posted by: Southern Man at July 14, 2025 04:04 PM (6thGS)

203 More to the story:

The reason she's cutting him free is that "there is not enough room in the criminally insane institutions." He was deemed mentally incompetent to stand trial (this concept has never made sense to me).

Get this: a woman claiming to be his sister is saying that he's had this happen several times, he keeps violating the law and then being set free again.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 14, 2025 03:58 PM (dfIr7)

Get El Salvador on the phone, have them run up a building or so for our mentally incompetent criminally insane.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2025 04:04 PM (8avO+)

204 Who are the assholes that bring these things to court in the first place? A judge can't just issue a ruling on something that hasn't been presented, can she?
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 14, 2025 04:02 PM (1Gsou)
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I think a DC judge issued a ruling for something which didn't have anything to do with what was before the court. Or, she heard about it and ruled. But, my memory isn't what it was and this crap has spun so far out of control it's hard to keep up.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 14, 2025 04:04 PM (tT6L1)

205 Who are the assholes that bring these things to court in the first place?

Hi, There!

Posted by: The ACLU! at July 14, 2025 04:04 PM (xTIDn)

206 187 Who are the assholes that bring these things to court in the first place? A judge can't just issue a ruling on something that hasn't been presented, can she?
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 14, 2025 04:02 PM (1Gsou)

No, but there are all kinds of law firms / special interest groups / non profits who spend all of their energy plaintiff hunting to try to get laws changed through the judiciary.

It's nothing new.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 14, 2025 04:05 PM (uCjyK)

207 No way this guy didn't know he was employing 300+ illegals and children at his pot farm.

I was friends with the biggest single dairy farmer in Oregon and he knew. I mean he'd say "what can I do, they all offer the correct paperwork" but there was always a wink behind it. They know, or highly suspect. And they should face prison if they have over a certain percentage of illegals working for them, know or otherwise.

But here's the thing: they hire illegals for three reasons
1) they tend to work hard as hell
2) they work for cheaper than honkies
3) if they cannot make it to work, they always have a cousin or an uncle or someone who can fill in.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 14, 2025 04:05 PM (dfIr7)

208 Trump admin should just continuously change the name of agencies like ICE, tweak structures slightly, and avoid these absurd rulings. "No, that illegal ruling applied to ICE which no longer exists - CEI now handles border and customs enforcement, sorry."

Posted by: Macrowave at July 14, 2025 04:05 PM (WbcL6)

209 Well maybe if you'd stop wearing the puffy shirt with all the lace at the sleeves...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

It's a pirate shirt~!

Posted by: weft cut-Seinfeld at July 14, 2025 04:05 PM (mlg/3)

210 Since I'm late as usual:

https://is.gd/KYlyPo

Clandestine
@WarClandestine
Now that the dust has settled, let's go back over this wild post in detail.

One thing is for certain, Trump is trying to tell us that there is more to the story that we don't know. He alleges that the files were "written", by the Obama/Hillary/Comey/Brennan cabal. The same people who are currently being investigated by Trump's FBI/DOJ, for their treasonous Russia hoax. Perhaps the two investigations are related, or overlapping.

It seems Trump is suggesting the files have been doctored before he showed up in 2017, .....

==
I don't know any more than You People, but I don't think Trump is stupid, and I do think even if he doesn't know it by the name "Streisand Effect" he's likely familiar with the concept.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 14, 2025 04:05 PM (ULPxl)

211 Third-country for illegals who don't want to go home.
CECOT for violent illegals.
Denaturalization for violent legal immigrants and Epstein truthers.

Posted by: Diabeetus at July 14, 2025 04:05 PM (fq8Zx)

212 I have good days and bad days, but I haven't yet reached the point where I'd need to travel 6000 miles to get laid.
Posted by: Crusader at July 14, 2025 03:59 PM (TN0g+)

Yeah well we don't all get to be Chad, pal.
Posted by: Braggarts... at July 14, 2025 04:01 PM (TbWk/)

8600 miles from New York City to Bangkok Thailand.

Posted by: Murray Head at July 14, 2025 04:05 PM (wVcYX)

213 Several states provide Medicaid or SNAP to some illegal immigrants, and millions of undocumented immigrants with work permits (DACA, TPS, asylum applicants) qualify for EITC.

Nothing about that says "undocumented" to me. They sound highly documented and are deeper in the system than I am.

Posted by: t-bird at July 14, 2025 04:05 PM (NQHDP)

214 >>> 209 Well maybe if you'd stop wearing the puffy shirt with all the lace at the sleeves...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

It's a pirate shirt~!
Posted by: weft cut-Seinfeld at July 14, 2025 04:05 PM (mlg/3)

Uh huh.

Do you talk like a pirate when you wear it???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 14, 2025 04:06 PM (ULPxl)

215 She was confirmed by a 46-24 vote of the U.S. Senate on December 17, 2021. Frimpong received commission on February 7, 2022.

And then there's the treatment of several people picked up for parading and other minor participatory action at the US Capitol, January 6th.

Lastly, it's not possible to determine the exact number of undocumented immigrants driving with a license from their country of origin in the United States. This is because there is no official tracking system for this specific data point, and because many undocumented immigrants obtain driver's licenses through legal means in the states where it is permitted. ((AI)

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 14, 2025 04:06 PM (NFX2v)

216 But I don't WANNA be a pirate!!

Posted by: Jerry at July 14, 2025 04:06 PM (bcy1V)

217 You coax the blues right out of the horn, Maame!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, A Walmart 6 at July 14, 2025 04:06 PM (L/fGl)

218 If you can't find your name on a novelty license plate or drinking cup at a gift shop, you are likely an illegal alien and need to be deported.

"aw man!"
--Bart holding a 'Bort' license plate

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 14, 2025 04:07 PM (dfIr7)

219 He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food cake.

-- Raymond Chandler
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 14, 2025

***
From Farewell, My Lovely.

I used a variant once: "He was about as inconspicuous as a cockroach atop a bowl of vanilla ice cream."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 14, 2025 04:07 PM (omVj0)

220 Get this: a woman claiming to be his sister is saying that he's had this happen several times, he keeps violating the law and then being set free again.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 14, 2025 03:58 PM (dfIr7)

It'd be real pity if he chased a squirrel up a tree, and fell out with his neck in a loop of rope that happened to be there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2025 04:07 PM (t4dnB)

221 Trump just got another win at the Supreme Court. Wins 6 - 3 on firing Department of Education personnel.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2025 04:02 PM (viF8m)

Bet he would get a 5-4 for boiling them in oil for how they trained the judges, government workers and administrators in companies this last generation.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2025 04:07 PM (8avO+)

222 Speaking of tarantulas, I learned the other day that there is a species of tarantula with the taxonomic name Aphonopelma johnnycashi. It was discovered in 2015 near Folsom Prison in California, and the males are usually black, like the Man in black.

Thus, the specific epithet "johnnycashi."

Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2025 04:07 PM (77rzZ)

223 Maame Ewusi-Mensah Frimpong

I remember where I heard that language. A Gungan, amphibian species from the planet Naboo. Probably related to jar jar binks.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 14, 2025 04:07 PM (snZF9)

224 In addition to Maryland Man, we have Chicago Father, where the judge is going to issue an illegal order that requires ICE to have a regular warrant, via individual application, before arresting any illegal.

Again, they're abusing the phrase "minimal due process" to mean the full suite of due process rights afforded to citizens*

But, the best part of the story is the bare mention that Chicago Father had a prior deportation order, skipping right past the why of that, to emphasize how he was so law abiding.
And that they were looking for his son of the same name.
Who, oddly, isn't quoted in the story or why ICE was looking for him.
Cherry on the shit cupcake is the Chicago Father yelling, as he's being arrested, "I can't breathe!"

*Does not apply to President Trump, conservatives or J6 defendants.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 14, 2025 04:07 PM (JThEY)

225 It'd be real pity if he chased a squirrel up a tree, and fell out with his neck in a loop of rope that happened to be there.

Man, what are the odds?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 14, 2025 04:08 PM (dfIr7)

226 No, but there are all kinds of law firms / special interest groups / non profits who spend all of their energy plaintiff hunting to try to get laws changed through the judiciary.

It's nothing new.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 14, 2025 04:05 PM (uCjyK)

Well then, bailiff, whack his peepee.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 14, 2025 04:08 PM (1Gsou)

227 My friend the witch doctor, he taught me what to do
I know that you'll be mine when I say this to you
Oh, baby

Ooh eee, ooh ah-ah, ting tang
Walla-walla, bing-bang

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at July 14, 2025 04:09 PM (rrOZL)

228 I would like to see Blue Beads Frimpong deported. But she probably just Affrikanized her name, or her parents did done it as she hatched in LA in 1976.

I can see it now: illegals at car washes screaming at ICE that this is a safe space! Eleventy! Sort of like me calling, "Space!" for the couch cushion my brother and I fought over daily. Then they are hauled off. Adios! "Felan" is a word for goodbye in Farsi. Ugaga is good bye in Somilan (ok, I made that up)...it's really "nabadgeylo." Roughly translated to "not bad jello."

I love the idea of six hours: "Pack, call yo' Mama that you are coming home soon!" Sounds good!

I love Tom Homan. The bulldog we've needed for 20yrs.

Want Pay for View for Alligator Alcatraz. Please. Or a running commentary of daily complaints to the hot line (if there is one, I'd volunteer). Christmas in July.

I looked up Hakeem. Supposedly born in the USA. My detector says he's Somolian based on his bubble head and strange, vacant, inbred, rolling eyeballs. Deport!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 14, 2025 04:09 PM (6PCLE)

229 It seems Trump is suggesting the files have been doctored before he showed up in 2017, .....

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I shan't believe that a government worker would hide or destroy evidence. No!!

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2025 04:09 PM (8avO+)

230 Will wonders never cease...

@Breaking911 7m
BREAKING: Supreme Court puts Trump plan to dismantle Education Department back on track, allows layoffs of nearly 1,400 employees. - AP

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 14, 2025 04:09 PM (mlg/3)

231 aweemaway aweemaway
aweemaway aweemaway
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 14, 2025

***
For some reason I always thought they were singing "The wings are wet, the wings are wet"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 14, 2025 04:09 PM (omVj0)

232 Obama had no semblance of American culture and tradition. He was clueless raised in Hawaii by a commie mentor and mother and then in an Indonesian Muslim school.

He is as American as Durian Pie and Badminton.

Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2025 04:09 PM (VofaG)

233 I believe "Frimpong" is a portmanteau for "Furry tranny trim beerpong" ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 14, 2025 04:10 PM (oDm7W)

234 In store GPS system so you can find stuff.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at July 14, 2025 04:10 PM (nkuNt)

235 >>> 230 Will wonders never cease...

@Breaking911 7m
BREAKING: Supreme Court puts Trump plan to dismantle Education Department back on track, allows layoffs of nearly 1,400 employees. - AP
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 14, 2025 04:09 PM (mlg/3)

*remembers Darth Emo meme*

MORE!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 14, 2025 04:10 PM (ULPxl)

236 I do not trust she/it/they/them/her/non-binary that has shorter hair then me......

Posted by: Jack Meehoff at July 14, 2025 04:10 PM (J7c+Z)

237
I looked up Hakeem. Supposedly born in the USA. My detector says he's Somolian based on his bubble head and strange, vacant, inbred, rolling eyeballs. Deport!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 14, 2025 04:09 PM (6PCLE)
------------

don't discount meth, bathhouses and glory holes, but mostly meth, bathhouses and glory holes.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 14, 2025 04:10 PM (tT6L1)

238 Are the Haitian refugees still eating cats?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 14, 2025 04:11 PM (/U5Yz)

239 185 Mao -- The guerrilla must move amongst the people as a fish swims in the sea.

Maame Ewusi-Mensah Frimpong, -- "The police are not allowed to look in the sea for fish"
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus)

Initially, I thought you were kidding! I laugh, I cry @ our state of affairs.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 14, 2025 04:11 PM (NFX2v)

240 >>> 229

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I shan't believe that a government worker would hide or destroy evidence. No!!
Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2025 04:09 PM (8avO+)

*cackles*

Posted by: Hillary! at July 14, 2025 04:11 PM (ULPxl)

241 !Sheeit!. Yall Mutha Fukas ought to get used to it.
I'm goin be president.

Posted by: Dwaine Alonzo Herbert Mt. Dew Comacho at July 14, 2025 04:11 PM (lPvx2)

242 Maame Ewusi-Mensah Frimpong,

See, this is what happens when people name themselves.

- Preop Bigulp Flit Marlboro

Posted by: Eromero at July 14, 2025 04:11 PM (LHPAg)

243 Uh huh.
Do you talk like a pirate when you wear it???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Arrr you going to eat that brisket on wry?

Posted by: weft cut-Seinfeld at July 14, 2025 04:11 PM (mlg/3)

244 GUARANTEE you this guy sits down to pee

Indian name Squats to Pee.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 14, 2025 04:11 PM (w5OQI)

245 238 Are the Haitian refugees still eating cats?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 14, 2025 04:11 PM (/U5Yz)

I would hope so!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 14, 2025 04:11 PM (uCjyK)

246 > I love the idea of six hours: "Pack, call yo' Mama that you are coming home soon!" Sounds good!

The ICE vans should play Ozzy's "Mama, I'm Coming Home" over the PA system as they roll up.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 14, 2025 04:12 PM (qpyNK)

247 "Well, Maame, I'd like to comply, but you are an ignorant twat, so I guess my final answer is NO."

--Trump on a good day.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 14, 2025 04:12 PM (1Gsou)

248 Obama had no semblance of American culture and tradition. He was clueless raised in Hawaii by a commie mentor and mother and then in an Indonesian Muslim school.

He is as American as Durian Pie and Badminton.
---------

Kenyan Muslim.

Posted by: Crusader at July 14, 2025 04:12 PM (TN0g+)

249 It's not that they don't want to make the sexy time with Japanese men, it's that generally speaking, they don't want to have sexy time period.

This is becoming a problem in the West as well, where young people have stopped drinking and screwing.

It's the will to live has been sucked right out of people.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 14, 2025 04:03 PM (XV/Pl)

Unfortunately, yes, and it's been a long time in the making. The disincentives especially for men are so strong and so numerous in the present time that the potential rewards just aren't worth the risk. You hit on a girl who doesn't find you attractive and you can end up with your entire social life blown up after she puts you on blast on social media. And that's just but one of the dysfunctions of the dating scene and relation between men and women in modern America. I was a sad insecure shame-filled TradCon loser so my dating life was garbage as a younger man but I can't imagine what it must be like as a late teens-early 20s guy dealing with this shit.

Posted by: Where have the good men gone? They were driven out. at July 14, 2025 04:12 PM (TbWk/)

250 BREAKING: Supreme Court puts Trump plan to dismantle Education Department back on track, allows layoffs of nearly 1,400 employees. - AP
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 14, 2025 04:09 PM (mlg/3)

*remembers Darth Emo meme*

MORE!!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 14, 2025 04:10 PM (ULPxl)

Now that we have a couple of bureaus we can fire people in, transfer other departments to DOE and fire them there.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2025 04:12 PM (8avO+)

251 @232

>>He is as American as Durian Pie and Badminton.

Same with Kamala, she spent most of her formitive years in Canadian boarding schools.

This is why we need a 50 year moritorium on immigration with the exception of literal rocket scientists and Victoria Secrets Models.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 14, 2025 04:12 PM (XV/Pl)

252 USAID, dismantled, employees scattered to the wind. Massive layoffs throughout government. DoE getting layoff/termination notices. DOJ lawyers getting laid off.

I've been around a while and never expected to see those words while I was alive.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 14, 2025 04:12 PM (tT6L1)

253 All these illegal acts by the left to protect their indentured servants will only leave Trump the most exciting of remedies:

Prosecution of their employers.

Gonna enjoy the left howling "Tyson Foods has the right to pay lower wages to illegal immigrants!"
And holding GoFundMe for the legal defense of CEOs.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 14, 2025 04:12 PM (JThEY)

254 But here's the thing: they hire illegals for three reasons
1) they tend to work hard as hell.....

****
Having worked in the construction industry for 30+ years up until 2023, I can attest that that statement failed the eye test somewhere in the early 2000's, particularly as the older illegals retired or silently went away. The younger illegals are increasingly lazy, arrogant and undependable.

Posted by: Macrowave at July 14, 2025 04:13 PM (WbcL6)

255 >> is it pink? Or sepia?

worse. it's battery powered. but it starts every time.

Posted by: the dandy at July 14, 2025 04:13 PM (8l8nW)

256 sitting at my work desk trying not to lose it at all the comments riffing on this judge's name

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at July 14, 2025 04:13 PM (V6W16)

257 Obama had no semblance of American culture and tradition. He was clueless raised in Hawaii by a commie mentor and mother and then in an Indonesian Muslim school.

He is as American as Durian Pie and Badminton.
Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2025

***
If he were American, or had the slightest feeling for the way Americans think about their pets, he would never have allowed that story about him eating dog as a child to see print in his "autobiography."

Yes, Ayers wrote it, but he should have checked it. And even if he was too lazy to do that, he read the book on tape. He should have cut that story right there. But he didn't.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 14, 2025 04:14 PM (omVj0)

258 Obama had no semblance of American culture and tradition. He was clueless raised in Hawaii by a commie mentor and mother and then in an Indonesian Muslim school.

He is as American as Durian Pie and Badminton.
---------

Kenyan Muslim.

Posted by: Crusader at July 14, 2025 04:12 PM (TN0g+)

Use the full title. Kenyan marxist muslim mutha fucka

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 14, 2025 04:14 PM (snZF9)

259 Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at July 14, 2025 04:09 PM (rrOZL)

I can see that the amusing takes on her name will go on for a while. Needed comic relief.

I know several people from Ghana who work as home health aides. I don't know what their last names are but one has the first name of "Grace" and the other one is named "Evelyn " so nothing as strange as this woman judge.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2025 04:14 PM (2GCMq)

260 Good ruling from SC on Trump's downsizing of Ed Dept. Randi Weingarten to have shitfit, stroke and soil herself at the same time

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 14, 2025 04:14 PM (Ry3Y5)

261 252 USAID, dismantled, employees scattered to the wind. Massive layoffs throughout government. DoE getting layoff/termination notices. DOJ lawyers getting laid off.

I've been around a while and never expected to see those words while I was alive.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 14, 2025 04:12 PM (tT6L1)

======

At the beginning of June, according to NPR, it was 59,000 who'd left employment. This won't include those who took the buyouts who are considered fed employees in active employment until their grace period runs out at the end of September (I remember estimates of that being about 100,000).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 14, 2025 04:14 PM (GBKbO)

262 I'm not seeing how a goofy judge can order ICE on where they can and can't go to collect illegals (do their job).

And if she is ordering a sanctuary for illegals, isn't she the one breaking the law? Harboring illegals. It's kinda like hiding them in the trunk of your car.

The good news I guess, is this helps Trump for the midterms, but that is a long ways off.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 14, 2025 04:14 PM (vbXSk)

263 I'm lonely.

Posted by: E-Verify at July 14, 2025 04:14 PM (/U5Yz)

264 Ghana chicks are so ugly I wouldn't do them with Thomas Jefferson's dick.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 14, 2025 04:14 PM (wBaIH)

265 Ace: "They're cheap for their illegal employers -- but expensive for the taxpayers who are forced to subsidize them."

To be underlined and italicized. The employers get rich both ways - US taxpayers subsidize their illegal labor force and they can threaten the illegal workforce to work at rates below the cost of what Americans expect.

Time to put the squeeze on the employers, even if it means shutting down plants.

Posted by: mrp at July 14, 2025 04:14 PM (rj6Yv)

266 172 Does anyone know the total number of third worlders in the Federal judiciary?

forty-two!

Posted by: deep thought at July 14, 2025 04:14 PM (v3pYe)

267 55 Mr. Homan, sir: Now it's time to start prosecuting the people who *hire* these illegals, knowingly or unknowingly (as unlikely as the latter case is). Make a few examples, and employers will suddenly become much more reluctant to hire someone who even *might* be an illegal.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 14, 2025 03:44 PM (omVj0)

*******
The reason why Bass was whining about “nannies”: a legal one cost $40k a year for my daughter and sil in a flyover state. It’s always about the money. The employers should be punished.

Posted by: EveR at July 14, 2025 04:14 PM (rdF17)

268 This is becoming a problem in the West as well, where young people have stopped drinking and screwing.

Here in the USA, a woman recently posted on social media that she was pregnant and waiting on the ultrasound to determine if the baby was going to be "a girl or an abortion". Then she followed up that her friends had told her the good news about having the boy and immediately trans-ing it.

You're gonna need something several orders of magnitude stronger than beer to get anyone to touch these women.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 14, 2025 04:14 PM (2ocoG)

269 I have to admit when I saw this judges name I thought it was Poliwog...

Posted by: MSM at July 14, 2025 04:15 PM (VE6XX)

270 254 But here's the thing: they hire illegals for three reasons
1) they tend to work hard as hell.....

****
Having worked in the construction industry for 30+ years up until 2023, I can attest that that statement failed the eye test somewhere in the early 2000's, particularly as the older illegals retired or silently went away. The younger illegals are increasingly lazy, arrogant and undependable.
Posted by: Macrowave at July 14, 2025 04:13 PM (WbcL6)

Yeah, when I was younger, I also worked construction. I don't know where that particular stereotype was born. In fact, the typical Mexican stereotype I think of is a guy with a huge sombrero passed out during the middle of the day with some empty Modelos next to him.

But anyways, Mexicans are (shocking, I know) like any other people. Some work hard, some don't. Some drive around drunk and rape 13 year old girls, some are staunch Catholics who are great family people and good neighbors.

It's a silly (racist?) trope to say "Mexicans are just harder workers than Americans!"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 14, 2025 04:15 PM (uCjyK)

271 Ghana chicks are so ugly I wouldn't do them with Thomas Jefferson's dick.

There are some pretty African girls but not from that part of the continent :/

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 14, 2025 04:15 PM (dfIr7)

272 I believe Mr. Homan would flatten that nancy-boy given the chance.

As it is, we probably don't deserve him, just like we probably don't deserve Mr. Trump.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 14, 2025 04:15 PM (1Gsou)

273 >>> 250
==
Now that we have a couple of bureaus we can fire people in, transfer other departments to DOE and fire them there.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2025 04:12 PM (8avO+)

Oooh, I like this idea.

>>> 251
==
This is why we need a 50 year moratorium on immigration with the exception of literal rocket scientists and Victoria Secrets Models.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 14, 2025 04:12 PM (XV/Pl)

I *really* hope there are Trump admin types who follow blogs for ideas.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 14, 2025 04:15 PM (ULPxl)

274 I know several people from Ghana who work as home health aides. I don't know what their last names are but one has the first name of "Grace" and the other one is named "Evelyn " so nothing as strange as this woman judge.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2025 04:14 PM (2GCMq)

A lot of peeps with an odd first name that immigrate have a western name all ready to go.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2025 04:15 PM (8avO+)

275 >>Good ruling from SC on Trump's downsizing of Ed Dept. Randi Weingarten to have shitfit, stroke and soil herself at the same time

It's yuge.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2025 04:15 PM (viF8m)

276 This is why we need a 50 year moritorium on immigration with the exception of literal rocket scientists and Victoria Secrets Models.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 14, 2025 04:12 PM

This. We don't need a naturalization service. If you are that valuable, Congress can naturalize by proclamation, like Lafayette.

Posted by: toby928 at July 14, 2025 04:16 PM (LJPcY)

277 Mr. Homan, sir: Now it's time to start prosecuting the people who *hire* these illegals, knowingly or unknowingly (as unlikely as the latter case is). Make a few examples, and employers will suddenly become much more reluctant to hire someone who even *might* be an illegal.

Arresting Gavin Newsom's buddy who ran the weed farm/child sex operation would be an excellent start.
Posted by: Ian S.

Would love to see the DEA roll thru California and arrest everyone on federal pot charges.
Tell Newscum and Largemouth Bass to STFU & STFD or the entire state will be arrested.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2025 04:16 PM (+bLMA)

278 If he were American, or had the slightest feeling for the way Americans think about their pets, he would never have allowed that story about him eating dog as a child to see print in his "autobiography."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

IKR?
-- Kristi Noem

Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2025 04:16 PM (77rzZ)

279 Ghana chicks are so ugly I wouldn't do them with Thomas Jefferson's dick.

What about James Madison?

Do Ghana chicks like Prometheus?

Posted by: Ian S. at July 14, 2025 04:16 PM (2ocoG)

280 > There are some pretty African girls but not from that part of the continent :/
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 14, 2025 04:15 PM (dfIr7)

Zulus are the best, IMO.

Somalians if you like the androgynous fashion model look (David Bowie, I'm looking in your direction).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 14, 2025 04:16 PM (qpyNK)

281
A flying squad equipped with a sound system blaring Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries" ought to put those lawbreakers to flight.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at July 14, 2025 04:16 PM (xG4kz)

282 My detector says he's Somolian based on his bubble head and strange, vacant, inbred, rolling eyeballs. Deport!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

Dude, that's just Democrat.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, A Walmart 6 at July 14, 2025 04:16 PM (L/fGl)

283 >> But here's the thing: they hire illegals for three reasons

2) they work for cheaper than honkies

The reports on the Omaha raid were interesting. Apparently those illegals were making enough money that the income being reported to IRS knocked the real SSN holders off some benefits like discount tuition, Medicaid, etc. Investigating all that is what led to this huge ID theft ring centered around Omaha being uncovered. Not coincidentally I'm sure but an MS-13 kingpin was also arrested in Nebraska last week.

Posted by: the dandy at July 14, 2025 04:17 PM (8l8nW)

284 274 I know several people from Ghana who work as home health aides. I don't know what their last names are but one has the first name of "Grace" and the other one is named "Evelyn " so nothing as strange as this woman judge.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2025 04:14 PM (2GCMq)

A lot of peeps with an odd first name that immigrate have a western name all ready to go.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2025 04:15 PM (8avO+)

The Chinese upper and middle class (aka, the ones who learn English) are taught to do so.

Posted by: Nova Local at July 14, 2025 04:17 PM (tOcjL)

285 The younger illegals are increasingly lazy, arrogant and undependable.

That may very well be, my only experience is with older guys. I worked with Mexicans a lot in my youth and those guys worked hard. The newer generation may be just as hapless as whypepo youth

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 14, 2025 04:17 PM (dfIr7)

286 244 GUARANTEE you this guy sits down to pee

Indian name Squats to Pee.

oh. i mis-heard it as "squats toupee".

Posted by: anachronda at July 14, 2025 04:17 PM (v3pYe)

287 This is why we need a 50 year moratorium on immigration with the exception of literal rocket scientists and Victoria Secrets Models.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 14, 2025 04:12 PM (XV/Pl)

I *really* hope there are Trump admin types who follow blogs for ideas.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 14, 2025 04:15 PM (ULPxl)

Didn't even suggest the transferring the department to a 'hardship post' and requiring attendance. North Slope of Alaska with no internet comes to mind.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2025 04:17 PM (8avO+)

288 282 My detector says he's Somolian based on his bubble head and strange, vacant, inbred, rolling eyeballs. Deport!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

Let's do it just to be safe...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 14, 2025 04:17 PM (VE6XX)

289 Tom Homan to whoever's in charge of ICE in California:

"Send our guys to Home Depots (which is old news), car washes and "other locations" aka 7-11's STAT! For the entire week! Also more pot farms! President Trump has said to do whatever it takes, boys! And have the cargo planes ready!"

WHEE!

I am so loving 2025! The stuff of dreams for me regarding getting the bastards out! Alligator Alcatraz is the cherry on top! YEHAW!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 14, 2025 04:18 PM (6PCLE)

290 Why don’t we stop appointing people to high office who don’t support truth, justice, and the American way?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 14, 2025 04:18 PM (NWqJf)

291
Is she related to Barbara Boxer?

(deep cut)

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2025 04:18 PM (Qr870)

292

Didnt the Trump team learn anything from the last time?

Posted by: E Buzz at July 14, 2025 04:18 PM (UPBw3)

293 The reason why Bass was whining about “nannies”: a legal one cost $40k a year for my daughter and sil in a flyover state. It’s always about the money. The employers should be punished.
Posted by: EveR at July 14, 2025 04:14 PM (rdF17)

This one is a huge pet peeve for me. You expect someone to be at your beck and call every waking hour, and potentially even live in your house, and you expect to pay that person $500 a week or something?

Obviously having full time household help is an expensive proposition usually reserved for the very wealthy or for people in the third world where treating people as basically slaves is normal.

Why is this a thing I should have any sympathy about? "We love our Venezuelan ~~house slave~~ nanny so much! You can't deport her"

Yeah, right. Why aren't you paying her $25 an hour + OT on any hours over 40 if you love her so much?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 14, 2025 04:18 PM (uCjyK)

294 JUdges don't get their own immigration or foreign policy, nor do Harvard and Los Angeles. DEPORT

Posted by: night lifted at July 14, 2025 04:18 PM (/YboP)

295 At the beginning of June, according to NPR, it was 59,000 who'd left employment. This won't include those who took the buyouts who are considered fed employees in active employment until their grace period runs out at the end of September (I remember estimates of that being about 100,000).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 14, 2025

***
Some ten years ago, my former employer offered an "early retirement/buyout" program to certain employees. I was one of them. I was nowhere near ready to retire, esp. financially, so I passed. If they had offered something like it this year? I'd have grabbed it with both hands and a vise grip the size of Tennessee.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 14, 2025 04:19 PM (omVj0)

296 At the beginning of June, according to NPR, it was 59,000 who'd left employment. This won't include those who took the buyouts who are considered fed employees in active employment until their grace period runs out at the end of September (I remember estimates of that being about 100,000).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 14, 2025 04:14 PM (GBKbO)

I took Elon's offer, and stated my retirement date as 31DEC, so I get paid until then. I don't see how that's not a good deal, in every sense. I probably would have worked another couple of years, but why bother? I'm free to work another job if I like, so I could be double dipping. Instead, I'm working the farmette, fishing, wifing full time, and living my best life.

Thanks, Elon!

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 14, 2025 04:19 PM (1Gsou)

297 >>> 268
==
You're gonna need something several orders of magnitude stronger than beer to get anyone to touch these women.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 14, 2025 04:14 PM (2ocoG)

Disgusting and evil.

If shit goes sideways, that psycho cvnt will be "touched" in an unexpected way.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 14, 2025 04:19 PM (ULPxl)

298 There are some pretty African girls but not from that part of the continent.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I happen to think that Bro-Fo Omar is quite pretty. She has a nice smile (when she chooses to smile) and beautiful skin.

On the inside, however, unfortunately...

Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2025 04:19 PM (77rzZ)

299 Zulus are the best, IMO.

Somalians if you like the androgynous fashion model look (David Bowie, I'm looking in your direction).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 14, 2025 04:16 PM (qpyNK)

Gals that can dice you up with an assegai are HOT

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2025 04:19 PM (8avO+)

300 If they were in my house they'd get no notice. Same here came in no notice. Bye bioch!

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at July 14, 2025 04:19 PM (kuteN)

301 Tom Homan should show up in her courtroom singing Men of Harlech.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 14, 2025 04:19 PM (u73oe)

302 Well off folk have things, rich folk have people.

Posted by: toby928 at July 14, 2025 04:19 PM (LJPcY)

303 We're arresting a s**t load of illegals but we're putting them up in places like Alligator Alcatraz... Why aren't we giving them the old heave ho ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 14, 2025 04:19 PM (VE6XX)

304 Which Latin American countries are persecuting Latino men?

Posted by: night lifted at July 14, 2025 04:20 PM (/YboP)

305 Why don’t we stop appointing people to high office who don’t support truth, justice, and the American way?
-----------
30% of the Senate didn't bother to vote up or down on ding-dong's confirmation.

Posted by: Crusader at July 14, 2025 04:20 PM (TN0g+)

306 I happen to think that Bro-Fo Omar is quite pretty.

Yeah if they can get enough to eat, Somali girls can be pretty.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 14, 2025 04:20 PM (dfIr7)

307 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 14, 2025 04:19 PM (omVj0)

How are you feeling, Wolfus. You're here posting, so that's a good thing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2025 04:20 PM (2GCMq)

308 A lot of peeps with an odd first name that immigrate have a western name all ready to go.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2025 04:15 PM (8avO+)
*
The Chinese upper and middle class (aka, the ones who learn English) are taught to do so.
Posted by: Nova Local at July 14, 2025

***
Among the Chinese grad students at my former department were "Tony," "Elise," and "Echo."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 14, 2025 04:21 PM (omVj0)

309 She has a nice smile (when she chooses to smile) and beautiful skin.
------

So does a toad.

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2025 04:21 PM (Qr870)

310 Can you feel the love from our friends in the Great White North?

https://tinyurl.com/4zrknda3

Posted by: E-Verify at July 14, 2025 04:21 PM (/U5Yz)

311 303 We're arresting a s**t load of illegals but we're putting them up in places like Alligator Alcatraz... Why aren't we giving them the old heave ho ?
Posted by: It's me donna at July 14, 2025 04:19 PM (VE6XX)

=======

When ICE picks up someone, the first thing they do is offer them a waiver.

This piece of paper, if signed, waives all rights to any claims of being legally allowed to remain in the United States, allowing ICE to deport immediately.

By ICE's own numbers, anywhere between 70-80% of people picked up by ICE sign the waiver and are sent home.

The final 20-30% get sent to ICE detention facilities.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 14, 2025 04:21 PM (GBKbO)

312 North Slope of Alaska with no internet comes to mind.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2025 04:17 PM (8avO+)

Please quit dropping your detritus up here. We have plenty of home grown asshats already, don't need imports.

Thank you for your attention in this matter.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 14, 2025 04:21 PM (1Gsou)

313 Willowed from previous thread.

DoD Hegseth's recent video had to be edited when Metallica objected.

I remembered that there is a Big Lebowski quote for everything:

The Dude: Uh, and then, uh, the music business, briefly.
Maude Lebowski: Oh?
The Dude: Yeah. Roadie for Metallica
Maude Lebowski: Oh.
The Dude: Speed of Sound Tour
Maude Lebowski: Mm-hmm.
The Dude: Bunch of assholes.

Posted by: Martin Tell at July 14, 2025 04:21 PM (sFNX2)

314 Yeah, right. Why aren't you paying her $25 an hour + OT on any hours over 40 if you love her so much?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 14, 2025 04:18 PM (uCjyK)

Somewhere along the chain, somebody is paying lots of money to get in here illegally be it the person, cartels or brokers. Why not have them pay to be your nanny with stipend?

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2025 04:22 PM (8avO+)

315 Yeah if they can get enough to eat, Somali girls can be pretty.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 14, 2025 04:20 PM

No g-spot to worry about either.

Posted by: toby928 at July 14, 2025 04:22 PM (LJPcY)

316 > I happen to think that Bro-Fo Omar is quite pretty.

On the inside, however, unfortunately...
Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2025 04:19 PM (77rzZ)

Indeed.

The same with O'CrazyHo-Tittycaca (although she's looking a little rough lately).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 14, 2025 04:22 PM (qpyNK)

317 Illegal immigrants could be given as little as six hours notice before they are deported to a country other than their homeland, according to a new memo.

The airlines occasionally do worse.

Posted by: DaveA at July 14, 2025 04:22 PM (FhXTo)

318 I can see that the amusing takes on her name will go on for a while. Needed comic relief.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

------------------
It's only half joking.
I deeply resent this person having any authority in the USA. She is mostly likely a DEI idiot who got special treatment in law school and in her appointment, and now lords over Americans.

The name is just an indicator that she has no intention of become part of our society - and why should she, she hates us.

This is a poison forced upon us by a ruling class that hates us even more and would rather corrupt mud hut witch doctor judges have money and power than the citizens who built this society.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at July 14, 2025 04:22 PM (rrOZL)

319 >>> 283
==
The reports on the Omaha raid were interesting. Apparently those illegals were making enough money that the income being reported to IRS knocked the real SSN holders off some benefits like discount tuition, Medicaid, etc. Investigating all that is what led to this huge ID theft ring centered around Omaha being uncovered. Not coincidentally I'm sure but an MS-13 kingpin was also arrested in Nebraska last week.
Posted by: the dandy at July 14, 2025 04:17 PM (8l8nW)

Other Morons have called out that if the IRS notices the "extra" income for the stolen SSN, it's *somehow* the US citizen who gets slammed for failing to pay taxes on that income.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 14, 2025 04:22 PM (ULPxl)

320 North Slope of Alaska with no internet comes to mind.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2025 04:17 PM (8avO+)

Please quit dropping your detritus up here. We have plenty of home grown asshats already, don't need imports.

Thank you for your attention in this matter.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 14, 2025 04:21 PM (1Gsou)

They don't have to have roads to get out you know.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2025 04:22 PM (8avO+)

321 How are you feeling, Wolfus. You're here posting, so that's a good thing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2025

***
Thanks for asking, Fen! "I'm not sleepy, and there ain't no place I'm going to." Lying in bed to post or read doesn't work. I'm sitting on the couch with an ice pack in a strategic place. That soreness is the only pain. I'll have some more Tramadol + ibuprofen in an hour.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 14, 2025 04:23 PM (omVj0)

322 Indeed.

The same with O'CrazyHo-Tittycaca (although she's looking a little rough lately).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

I think Omar is prettier than AOC at this point. Maybe always was.

Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2025 04:24 PM (77rzZ)

323 I happen to think that Bro-Fo Omar is quite pretty. She has a nice smile (when she chooses to smile) and beautiful skin.

===

You find this pretty ? -->
https://tinyurl.com/2x5hjnw6

You blind!

Posted by: runner at July 14, 2025 04:24 PM (g47mK)

324 Are the Haitian refugees still eating cats?
Posted by: Maj. Healey

QUACK

Posted by: Ducks for Trump at July 14, 2025 04:24 PM (UjdFS)

325 Yeah if they can get enough to eat, Somali girls can be pretty.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 14, 2025 04:20 PM (dfIr7)

But they are muzzies, so evil.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2025 04:24 PM (t4dnB)

326
Which Latin American countries are persecuting Latino men?
Posted by: night lifted

Peruvia

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at July 14, 2025 04:24 PM (xG4kz)

327 Sweet fracking Christ. Enough with the tyrannical judges.

Posted by: Patrick DAVIS at July 14, 2025 04:24 PM (FlSGo)

328 Somewhere along the chain, somebody is paying lots of money to get in here illegally be it the person, cartels or brokers. Why not have them pay to be your nanny with stipend?
Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2025 04:22 PM (8avO+)

A lot of them just fly in on a tourist visa and never leave.

We're not exactly following up on those visa overstays either.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 14, 2025 04:24 PM (uCjyK)

329 Among the Chinese grad students at my former department were "Tony," "Elise," and "Echo."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 14, 2025 04:21 PM (omVj0)

Echo. Somebody has been reading her classic mythology.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2025 04:24 PM (8avO+)

330 Judge Ooo Eee Ooo Ah Ah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang holds you all in contempt of court!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, A Walmart 6 at July 14, 2025 03:52 PM

Classic Forgotten 70's Mystery Click!

Posted by: Heirloominati at July 14, 2025 04:24 PM (euPbd)

331 303 We're arresting a s**t load of illegals but we're putting them up in places like Alligator Alcatraz...
Posted by: It's me donna a

I suggested the new detentions centers have names like
Mojave Heat and Death Valley Fun Camp.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 14, 2025 04:24 PM (/U5Yz)

332 Bulg is blind!!

Posted by: runner at July 14, 2025 04:24 PM (g47mK)

333 >>> 296
==
I took Elon's offer, and stated my retirement date as 31DEC, so I get paid until then. I don't see how that's not a good deal, in every sense. I probably would have worked another couple of years, but why bother? I'm free to work another job if I like, so I could be double dipping. Instead, I'm working the farmette, fishing, wifing full time, and living my best life.

Thanks, Elon!
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 14, 2025 04:19 PM (1Gsou)

Excellent!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 14, 2025 04:24 PM (ULPxl)

334 Alligator Alcatraz is a processing center. The illegals sent there are on their way out of the country!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 14, 2025 04:24 PM (NWqJf)

335 This is a poison forced upon us by a ruling class that hates us even more and would rather corrupt mud hut witch doctor judges have money and power than the citizens who built this society.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at July 14, 2025 04:22 PM (rrOZL)

Diversity is our strength.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 14, 2025 04:25 PM (uCjyK)

336 Other Morons have called out that if the IRS notices the "extra" income for the stolen SSN, it's *somehow* the US citizen who gets slammed for failing to pay taxes on that income.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 14, 2025 04:22 PM (ULPxl)
--------------

yeah, the people who simp for illegals always hand waive away the very real problem of stolen identity. Costs American billions yet, no biggy, according to leftists.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 14, 2025 04:25 PM (tT6L1)

337 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 14, 2025 04:23 PM (omVj0

Sorry you're in pain. I hope it subsides fairly soon.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2025 04:25 PM (2GCMq)

338 No g-spot to worry about either.
Posted by: toby928 at July 14, 2025 04:22 PM (LJPcY)

Well hell

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2025 04:25 PM (Qr870)

339 I wish they all could be Senegalese girls.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 14, 2025 04:25 PM (wBaIH)

340 > Among the Chinese grad students at my former department were "Tony," "Elise," and "Echo."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 14, 2025 04:21 PM (omVj0)

Yeah... "Howard", "Mindy", "Jane"...

It may have something to do with English-speakers typically making a hash out of Chinese names due to the tonality.

I always tried my best to get the tones right. Didn't want to call someone "Wax Tadpole" or whatever.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 14, 2025 04:25 PM (qpyNK)

341 303 We're arresting a s**t load of illegals but we're putting them up in places like Alligator Alcatraz... Why aren't we giving them the old heave ho ?
Posted by: It's me donna at July 14, 2025 04:19 PM (VE6XX)

I read daily stuff of Alligator Alcatraz. The liberals are wailing and lying (of course) about the situation. An unnamed illegal from Venezuela whined about the mosquitos being so large, but he and his cartel buddies think this is "psychological" to get them to sign deportation forms. Some sign. Some choose to stay and whine to the Dims from their 16 person cages...when not making shanks and other arts and crafts. I want them to sleep with the palmetto bugs, lizards, skeeters, ticks and whatever else crawls in with them. Soon they will sign. Oh, and it's "too cold" there. In July! Right!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 14, 2025 04:26 PM (6PCLE)

342 244 GUARANTEE you this guy sits down to pee

Indian name Squats to Pee.

-----------
Ha! that is not my name.

Posted by: Bend knees to make water at July 14, 2025 04:26 PM (rrOZL)

343 This is a poison forced upon us by a ruling class that hates us even more and would rather corrupt mud hut witch doctor judges have money and power than the citizens who built this society.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at July 14, 2025 04:22 PM (rrOZL)

Yeah they didn't pick up this crap in Unga Bunga Land. They got it from a US College.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2025 04:26 PM (8avO+)

344 Which Latin American countries are persecuting Latino men?
Posted by: night lifted

Peruvia
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Spain?

Posted by: Crusader at July 14, 2025 04:26 PM (TN0g+)

345 A detention center in Death Valley! If only!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 14, 2025 04:26 PM (NWqJf)

346 Hope you feel better soon Wolfus

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2025 04:26 PM (Qr870)

347 You find this pretty ? -->
https://tinyurl.com/2x5hjnw6

You blind!
Posted by: runner

That's not the best picture I've seen of her, but it's not repulsive, either, like that Tlaib thing is.

Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2025 04:26 PM (77rzZ)

348 Echo. Somebody has been reading her classic mythology.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2025

***
That, or she was a BIG fan of Toyota compact cars!

(Very cute girl, by the way, and she spoke excellent English.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 14, 2025 04:26 PM (omVj0)

349 > I took Elon's offer, and stated my retirement date as 31DEC

Congrats!

I worried about being bored after retirement, but so far I've found no end of things to keep me occupied.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 14, 2025 04:27 PM (qpyNK)

350 We're arresting a s**t load of illegals but we're putting them up in places like Alligator Alcatraz...

I think they are just holding them there for a few weeks while they are processed, get before an immigration judge, background checks, etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 14, 2025 04:27 PM (dfIr7)

351 That's not the best picture I've seen of her, but it's not repulsive, either, like that Tlaib thing is.
Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2025 04:26 PM (77rzZ)

I rest my case!

Posted by: runner at July 14, 2025 04:27 PM (g47mK)

352 > Maame Ewusi-Mensah Frimpong

I thought Ace was making up the name, but.. nope!

Posted by: RandomDave at July 14, 2025 04:27 PM (aJQbY)

353 GUARANTEE you this guy sits down to pee

Indian name Squats to Pee.

-----------
Ha! that is not my name.
Posted by: Bend knees to make water at July 14, 2025 04:26 PM (rrOZL)

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Did you know if you bottle it, it makes a fine aperitif, fit to serve a queen or a bishop?

Posted by: Black Adder at July 14, 2025 04:28 PM (tT6L1)

354 Maame Ewusi-Mensah Frimpong

See Poliwog

Posted by: It's me donna at July 14, 2025 04:28 PM (VE6XX)

355 Sorry you're in pain. I hope it subsides fairly soon.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2025

***
If I sit still, it doesn't notice me. Only when I move does it begin to hunt me down.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 14, 2025 04:28 PM (omVj0)

356 Yeah they didn't pick up this crap in Unga Bunga Land. They got it from a US College.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2025 04:26 PM (8avO+)

And don't forget -- their only exposure to America in their home countries is from famously pro-American news outlets like BBC World and CNN International and their equally pro-American cousins in Hollywood making "woke" movies we all scoff at.

Then they come here and learn about white fragility in college.

And they largely come from wildly incompatible societies that view themselves are a superior culture to Americas (China and India, for example).

Then we wonder why they seem to hate us.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 14, 2025 04:28 PM (uCjyK)

357 I always tried my best to get the tones right. Didn't want to call someone "Wax Tadpole" or whatever.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

I hated the tones when I studied Mandarin. Between those and the characters, I just couldn't hack it with that language. Went back to Russian.

Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2025 04:28 PM (77rzZ)

358 An awful AWFL.

New York Post@nypost
Hospice nurse who cut off patient’s foot without permission for use in sickening taxidermy shop display escapes jail sentence
. . . .
Mary K. Brown, 40, pleaded no contest to a misdemeanor charge of negligently abusing a 62-year-old patient at Spring Valley Senior Living and Healthcare Campus in 2022 for the rogue surgical procedure.

Dani Ahn Direct@DaniAhnDirect
Who the fuck was the DA who offered this to her? “She was initially charged with intentionally causing great bodily harm and mayhem and physically abusing an elder person, but the felonies, which could have each carried a maximum sentence of 40 years in prison, were dismissed

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, A Walmart 6 at July 14, 2025 04:29 PM (L/fGl)

359 I voted for this.

Yep. I sure did.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 14, 2025 04:29 PM (W2Pud)

360
Congrats!

I worried about being bored after retirement, but so far I've found no end of things to keep me occupied.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 14, 2025

***
I sure haven't been bored. The first couple of months I was getting my finances straightened out. Then came this hernia business. I'm hoping by Labor Day, I'll be ready to start the relocation hunt.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 14, 2025 04:29 PM (omVj0)

361 244 GUARANTEE you this guy sits down to pee

Indian name Squats to Pee.

-----------
Ha! that is not my name.
Posted by: Bend knees to make water at July 14, 2025 04:26 PM (rrOZL)

*Glares*

Posted by: Squanto at July 14, 2025 04:29 PM (wVcYX)

362 >>> 354 Maame Ewusi-Mensah Frimpong

See Poliwog
Posted by: It's me donna at July 14, 2025 04:28 PM (VE6XX)

Polliwog is an 'Ette in good standing. I know Polliwog, and this latest Star Wars judge is no Polliwog!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 14, 2025 04:29 PM (ULPxl)

363 I worried about being bored after retirement, but so far I've found no end of things to keep me occupied.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 14, 2025 04:27 PM (qpyNK)

I'm much too busy to go to work. I was just as busy when I was also working, but this pace suits me much better.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 14, 2025 04:30 PM (1Gsou)

364 Mary K. Brown, 40, pleaded no contest to a misdemeanor charge of negligently abusing a 62-year-old patient at Spring Valley Senior Living and Healthcare Campus in 2022 for the rogue surgical procedure.

Dani Ahn Direct@DaniAhnDirect
Who the fuck was the DA who offered this to her? “She was initially charged with intentionally causing great bodily harm and mayhem and physically abusing an elder person, but the felonies, which could have each carried a maximum sentence of 40 years in prison, were dismissed
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, A Walmart 6 at July 14, 2025 04:29 PM (L/fGl)

Hard to negligently saw off a limb.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2025 04:30 PM (8avO+)

365
Polliwog is an 'Ette in good standing. I know Polliwog, and this latest Star Wars judge is no Polliwog!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 14, 2025 04:29 PM (ULPxl)

My sincere apologies

Posted by: It's me donna at July 14, 2025 04:31 PM (VE6XX)

366 I cannot even begin to speculate how this judge thinks that this crackerbox ruling has the slightest chance of surviving even the most friendly challenge. Sanctuary areas for lawbreakers? LOL

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 14, 2025 04:31 PM (dfIr7)

367 uh oh, I think ace may have touched something.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 14, 2025 04:31 PM (uCjyK)

368 Why don’t we stop appointing people to high office who don’t support truth, justice, and the American way?

Rigged elections have consequences. Been a long time since we had any say in the matter.

Posted by: t-bird at July 14, 2025 04:31 PM (NQHDP)

369 I think there's a nood in the works, but, the blank page is kind of throwing me off.

Posted by: Black Adder at July 14, 2025 04:31 PM (tT6L1)

370 I knew a Chinese guy at Michigan who was there as a graduate student studying LATIN.

Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2025 04:31 PM (77rzZ)

371 334 Alligator Alcatraz is a processing center. The illegals sent there are on their way out of the country!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 14, 2025 04:24 PM (NWqJf)

Eggzactly. They are marinated first in sweat (altho it is cold they say). Tenderized with mosquito bites. Flipped out by other bugs, turning them into stuttering clusterf's like Biden. Probably forced to listen to Taylor Swift, but I don't know. According to Deb Washer-Shit they brush their teeth in toilet water. (She looks like she does the same with that crooked mouth of hers.)

At some point they figure somewhere else will do vs this tropical paradise, maybe El Salvador? And sign the form.

I do hope ICE is preventing them from chewing their arms now after the canibal guy on the plane a few weeks ago. He's my favorite, so far!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 14, 2025 04:31 PM (6PCLE)

372 yup, still blank.

Is this something?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 14, 2025 04:32 PM (tT6L1)

373 Uh oh, the main page went poof.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 14, 2025 04:32 PM (u73oe)

374 372 yup, still blank.

Is this something?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 14, 2025 04:32 PM (tT6L1)

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced

Posted by: Obi-Wan Aceobi at July 14, 2025 04:33 PM (uCjyK)

375 I knew a Chinese guy at Michigan who was there as a graduate student studying LATIN.
Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2025

***
Cicero Meets Mao

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 14, 2025 04:33 PM (omVj0)

376 I think there's a nood in the works, but, the blank page is kind of throwing me off.
Posted by: Black Adder

Hope isn't pulling a Mitch McConnell.

Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2025 04:33 PM (77rzZ)

377 Somalian Toyota technical school- a little bit of welding, a little bit of armor, and a comprehensive knowledge of the operation and maintenance of a Soviet DShK M1938 heavy machine gun.

Posted by: mrp at July 14, 2025 04:33 PM (rj6Yv)

378 The main page is seriously broken.

Posted by: toby928 at July 14, 2025 04:33 PM (LJPcY)

379 The 39% number for US households relying on one or more major welfare programs is shocking in itself. That's 44 million households.

Apparently the welfare programs considered consist of the following: Medicaid ($870B), SNAP (food stamps) ($111B), SSI (Supplemental Security Income) ($59B), TANF (Temporary Assistance for Needy Families) ($32B), WIC (Women, Infants, and Children) ($5B), public housing and Section 8 housing assistance ($81B), free or reduced-price school lunch programs ($29B) and energy assistance programs ($6B).

Why are we so concerned about keeping our population numbers growing?

Posted by: Oglebay at July 14, 2025 04:33 PM (2ap+5)

380 I think there's a nood in the works, but, the blank page is kind of throwing me off.
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No, its a genius marketing move--that's Ace's version of the WHITE ALBUM!

Posted by: Crusader at July 14, 2025 04:33 PM (TN0g+)

381 Hopefully ace didn't hit "post", crash the website, not realize it, then disappear for a walk like he did that one time.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 14, 2025 04:34 PM (uCjyK)

382 Stop *noticing* and maybe it will just uh, fix itself. Yeah, that's it.

Or maybe he's running the drill backwards again.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 14, 2025 04:34 PM (ULPxl)

383 According to Deb Washer-Shit they brush their teeth in toilet water. (She looks like she does the same with that crooked mouth of hers.)

I do hope ICE is preventing them from chewing their arms now after the canibal guy on the plane a few weeks ago. He's my favorite, so far!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 14, 2025 04:31 PM (6PCLE)

Toilet water isn't water. Its a perfume. Our elites are total idiots.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2025 04:34 PM (8avO+)

384 Disappearing front pages - all part of the charm of the AoSHQ experience.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 14, 2025 04:34 PM (wVcYX)

385
No, its a genius marketing move--that's Ace's version of the WHITE ALBUM!
Posted by: Crusader at July 14, 2025 04:33 PM (TN0g+)
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If you play it backwards, can you hear a hobo scream?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 14, 2025 04:34 PM (tT6L1)

386 Why are we so concerned about keeping our population numbers growing?
Posted by: Oglebay at July 14, 2025 04:33 PM (2ap+5)

Both our old age welfare programs and our economic system are built on infinite population growth.

Which some may question the wisdom of.

But here we are.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 14, 2025 04:35 PM (uCjyK)

387 I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced
Posted by: Obi-Wan Aceobi at July 14, 2025

***
"All the Vulcans on that starship, even as they died, could not believe what was killing them."
(-- Paraphrased from Spock; a line I think Lucas might have been emulating)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 14, 2025 04:35 PM (omVj0)

388 The walrus as Ace.

Posted by: toby928 at July 14, 2025 04:35 PM (LJPcY)

389 Toilet water isn't water. Its a perfume. Our elites are total idiots.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2025 04:34 PM (8avO+)
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You and I know what toilet water is. However, can we really be sure our "elites" know this?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 14, 2025 04:35 PM (tT6L1)

390 What happened to the blog? Have I been deported and can't read?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 14, 2025 04:35 PM (6PCLE)

391 >>> 386 Why are we so concerned about keeping our population numbers growing?
Posted by: Oglebay at July 14, 2025 04:33 PM (2ap+5)

Both our old age welfare programs and our economic system are built on infinite population growth.

Which some may question the wisdom of.

But here we are.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 14, 2025 04:35 PM (uCjyK)

HOW DARE YOU!!!

Posted by: EXPERTS! at July 14, 2025 04:35 PM (ULPxl)

392 Link to the new post's comments page:

https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=415658

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2025 04:36 PM (ExV1e)

393 Can you feel the love from our friends in the Great White North?

https://tinyurl.com/4zrknda3
Posted by: E-Verify

OMG! The Angry Beavers!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, A Walmart 6 at July 14, 2025 04:36 PM (L/fGl)

394 Teleporter malfunction.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 14, 2025 04:36 PM (wVcYX)

395 I knew a Chinese guy at Michigan who was there as a graduate student studying LATIN.
Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2025 04:31 PM (77rzZ)

They always told me in Latin class that you can learn a lot of Languages that way. Not that I did, I was there for the Roman Empire.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2025 04:36 PM (8avO+)

396 Did Germany somehow get control of France again?

All Palestinians living in the Gaza Strip will be eligible for the first time to apply for asylum in France.

http://tiny.cc/3hdp001

This is payback for WWII, right?

Posted by: bonhomme at July 14, 2025 04:36 PM (lIio7)

397 You can only see the blog if you have &-level membership

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 14, 2025 04:36 PM (dfIr7)

398 What happened to the blog? Have I been deported and can't read?

Ace debuts his new career as a post-modern artist.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 14, 2025 04:36 PM (/y8xj)

399 Which one of you pushed that big red button???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 14, 2025 04:36 PM (ULPxl)

400 What happened to the blog? Have I been deported and can't read?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 14, 2025 04:35 PM (6PCLE)
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Blank page is testament to the dearth of reading skills of too many of our college graduates. Nay, a commentary on the sad state of education in America.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 14, 2025 04:37 PM (tT6L1)

401 I ahead dark mode on the browser. So rather than a white ,i have a black background.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 14, 2025 04:37 PM (zZu0s)

402 The walrus as Ace.
---------

CBD as Bungalow Bill.

Posted by: Crusader at July 14, 2025 04:37 PM (TN0g+)

403 OMG! The Angry Beavers!

I am truly baffled by using a beaver to represent Canadians. A moose makes sense. Beaver?? Oregon is the beaver state. Canada is mooseland.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 14, 2025 04:37 PM (dfIr7)

404
Ace punched through to an alternate timeline.

Now we'll NEVER get BOND-O Memberships!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at July 14, 2025 04:37 PM (xG4kz)

405 Toilet water isn't water. Its a perfume. Our elites are total idiots.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2025 04:34 PM (8avO+)

Haven't paid attention to her in years. You'd THINK by now she'd discover Invisiline for that crooked fence of her bottom teeth...and wash her hair. Good grief! She ugly.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 14, 2025 04:37 PM (6PCLE)

406 Can you feel the love from our friends in the Great White North?

https://tinyurl.com/4zrknda3
Posted by: E-Verify

OMG! The Angry Beavers!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, A Walmart 6 at July 14, 2025 04:36 PM (L/fGl)

I've known NYC has hated me all my life. Who knows what Canadians think. Certainly a glossy mag from NYC doesn't know or care.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2025 04:38 PM (8avO+)

407 Which one of you pushed that big red button???
---------

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Zombie Sally Ride at July 14, 2025 04:38 PM (TN0g+)

408 I am so loving 2025! The stuff of dreams for me regarding getting the bastards out! Alligator Alcatraz is the cherry on top! YEHAW!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 14, 2025 04:18 PM (6PCLE)

And naturally the left immediately started screaming "CONCENTRATION CAMP!!! REEEEE!!!!!" First of all, if you want to look at actual concentration camps in America, see FDR interning the Japanese. Second of all, it's the exact opposite of a concentration camp. It's a short term detention center where the whole point is to get these sumbitches OUT OF HERE. Jesus.

Posted by: World's gone mad at July 14, 2025 04:38 PM (TbWk/)

409
Haven't paid attention to her in years. You'd THINK by now she'd discover Invisiline for that crooked fence of her bottom teeth...and wash her hair. Good grief! She ugly.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 14, 2025 04:37 PM (6PCLE)

You mean Debbie Doodle ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 14, 2025 04:38 PM (VE6XX)

410 266 172 Does anyone know the total number of third worlders in the Federal judiciary?

forty-two!
Posted by: deep thought at July 14, 2025 04:14 PM (v3pYe)

Screeners missed those ones.

Posted by: Eromero at July 14, 2025 04:38 PM (LHPAg)

411 Link to the new post's comments page:

https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=415658
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2025

***
Which includes the post itself; thanks, Different Nic.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 14, 2025 04:40 PM (omVj0)

412 This judge should go back to her homeland.. I'm sure they need judges there...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 14, 2025 04:40 PM (VE6XX)

413 I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced
Posted by: Obi-Wan Aceobi at July 14, 2025

***
"All the Vulcans on that starship, even as they died, could not believe what was killing them."
(-- Paraphrased from Spock; a line I think Lucas might have been emulating)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 14, 2025 04:35 PM (omVj0)

Note that no force sensitive person ever did that again despite all the planet busting done. Luke wasn't even affected from short range.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2025 04:41 PM (8avO+)

414 By the way, for those who know him, John MacArthur is in the hospital with pneumonia and very unlikely to survive.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 14, 2025 04:41 PM (dfIr7)

415
Which one of you pushed that big red button??

Eleanor Holmes Norton, resident congressional genius.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at July 14, 2025 04:42 PM (xG4kz)

416 Let's think up a good American name for Judge Ding-Dong.

Tiphanee Kallikak has a good ring to it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 14, 2025 03:55 PM (qpyNK)

Frimpong P Fonebone.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 14, 2025 04:48 PM (k2x4V)

417 I was a sad insecure shame-filled TradCon loser so my dating life was garbage as a younger man but I can't imagine what it must be like as a late teens-early 20s guy dealing with this shit.
Posted by: Where have the good men gone? They were driven out. at July 14, 2025 04:12 PM (TbWk/)

———-

Sounds like me. I made it all the way through college as a virgin.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 14, 2025 04:58 PM (Vh9CX)

418 A Biden-appointed judge, "Maame Ewusi-Mensah Frimpong,"
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You could not make this shit up.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 14, 2025 05:29 PM (XeU6L)

419 Start arresting and Jailing all those mobs of Anti-Ice idiots Jail them for 10 years Charge them with Aiding and Abetting as well as giving Aid and Comfort to the Enemy

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