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Jasmine Ratchet: Biden's Mental Acuity Is Great, It's Trump Who's the Senile One
"I know you are but what am I?" Sick burn, dum-dum.
Jasmine Crockett: Joe Biden was totally fine, Trump is the one with the mental acuity problem. pic.twitter.com/JiQrCRhDWC
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) July 10, 2025
Rep. Jasmine Crockett on the TX flood: "The sad part is how this impacts me" pic.twitter.com/nNhjjxrAZG
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) July 9, 2025
Someone should tell her 10 leftists were charged yesterday for attempting to assassinate ICE https://t.co/g9hnk7gSav pic.twitter.com/xBdcdGQohd
— Mostly Peaceful Memes (@MostlyPeacefull) July 9, 2025
I love how dumb she is. https://t.co/ogSSDv5kfv
— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) July 6, 2025
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Bensdad00 at July 10, 2025 04:29 PM (F/35S)
Posted by: Bensdad00 at July 10, 2025 04:30 PM (F/35S)
Posted by: Bensdad00 at July 10, 2025 04:30 PM (F/35S)
And a demented kiddie sniffer !
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 10, 2025 04:30 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 10, 2025 04:30 PM (mlg/3)
Posted by: jmel at July 10, 2025 04:30 PM (bVhJi)
Posted by: Bensdad00 at July 10, 2025 04:30 PM (F/35S)
Posted by: steevy at July 10, 2025 04:31 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Polka will never die at July 10, 2025 04:31 PM (I4CNo)
I just hope she has to resign her House seat to do it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 10, 2025 04:31 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: toby928 at July 10, 2025 04:31 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: toby928 at July 10, 2025 04:31 PM (jc0TO)
This take has the heat of one thousand suns.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 10, 2025 04:32 PM (TJLr1)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 10, 2025 04:32 PM (Q4IgG)
Bigly.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 10, 2025 04:32 PM (Q4IgG)
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One must be smart to be elected to higher office?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 10, 2025 04:32 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2025 04:33 PM (W/lyH)
Nice start. Now dig and find the organization they were representing and apply the "Big T" label to them.
Posted by: Orson at July 10, 2025 04:33 PM (dIske)
But, I also expect the support is along the lines of, "Yo, Jasmine, you go girl! Keep talking! We love it!"
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 10, 2025 04:33 PM (tT6L1)
Bigly.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 10, 2025 04:32 PM (Q4IgG)
Do we think she's truly this stupid, or is she trying to appeal to her retarded base by pretending to be this stupid?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 10, 2025 04:33 PM (uCjyK)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 10, 2025 04:34 PM (AQ1VH)
Posted by: Ace
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This Jasmine person - fabricated tales for attention.
Posted by: scampydog at July 10, 2025 04:34 PM (2bFN5)
Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not kill at July 10, 2025 04:34 PM (gxokI)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 10, 2025 04:34 PM (rtOnA)
Posted by: moki at July 10, 2025 04:34 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: toby928 at July 10, 2025 04:35 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 10, 2025 04:35 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Bulg at July 10, 2025 04:35 PM (77rzZ)
Because if they crossed State lines to kill Federal Agents... its a few added charges.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 10, 2025 04:35 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 10, 2025 04:36 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: toby928 at July 10, 2025 04:31 PM (jc0TO)
This take has the heat of one thousand suns.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 10, 2025 04:32 PM (TJLr1)
She should get on that show that Kamalala couldn't handle, I'm sure she'd crush it.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 10, 2025 04:36 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: jsg at July 10, 2025 04:36 PM (s0Otf)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2025 04:36 PM (2GCMq)
"Trump can no longer sunbathe in Mar-a-Lago, because while he's lying down, a micro-drone might target and strike him right in the navel," said Mohammad-Javad Larijani, a regime figure and adviser to Supreme Leader of Iran Ayatollah Ali Khamenei.
Larijani laughed as he made the remark on Iranian television, which was broadcast on Wednesday, July 9, as part of a discussion about the country's military technology.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 10, 2025 04:36 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 10, 2025 04:36 PM (Vfq+S)
Posted by: Nazdar at July 10, 2025 04:36 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: jmel at July 10, 2025 04:36 PM (bVhJi)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 10, 2025 04:36 PM (AQ1VH)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 10, 2025 04:36 PM (PiwSw)
But they don’t exceed her eyelashes.
Posted by: Bulg at July 10, 2025 04:35 PM (77rzZ)
lol!
How are you doing??
Posted by: moki at July 10, 2025 04:36 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: Nazdar at July 10, 2025 04:36 PM (NcvvS)
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Rumors were that she was going to run.
There was a poll released yesterday showing that she'd crush Allred in the primary.
So, fingers crossed!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 10, 2025 04:37 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: moki at July 10, 2025 04:34 PM
She devours insect with those things, like venus flytraps.
The Last of Us is real.
Posted by: toby928 at July 10, 2025 04:37 PM (jc0TO)
Because if they crossed State lines to kill Federal Agents... its a few added charges.
Posted by: Romeo13
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The article I read said they were from Dallas, Austin, and some other locale that I cannot recall.
Posted by: scampydog at July 10, 2025 04:37 PM (2bFN5)
Posted by: mr tmz at July 10, 2025 04:37 PM (rJ48h)
Because if they crossed State lines to kill Federal Agents... its a few added charges.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 10, 2025 04:35 PM (mP0Kj)
I *think* they are all from the FW area but I'm not positive.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 10, 2025 04:37 PM (ULPxl)
I also note that, besides her narcissistic empathy in the "The sad part about the flood is how this impacts me" vid, she completely drops the ghetto accent.
Texas, you embarrassed enough by her yet? Ready to vote her out next time?
Posted by: LizLem at July 10, 2025 04:37 PM (gWBY1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 10, 2025 04:38 PM (JtH6i)
It’s like she is on Trumps payroll.
Flood deaths and terrorist attacks on ICE in her back yard and she is just bellowing about her idiotic anti America crap.
She is the shining douch bag on the hill.
Posted by: Redenzo at July 10, 2025 04:38 PM (jZ3ZM)
I just hope she has to resign her House seat to do it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 10, 2025 04:31 PM (GBKbO)
My very scanty research seems to say...
A candidate cannot file applications for two or more offices that will be voted on at one or more elections held on the same day. For example, a candidate could not file an application for city council and school board if those elections will be held on the same day. If a candidate files more than one application for a place on the ballot, each application filed subsequent to the first application is invalid.
https://tinyurl.com/y5886hyw+
While not stated here, running for President and another office has, apparently, been legal since 1959 but not House and Senate.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 10, 2025 04:38 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 10, 2025 04:36 PM (63Dwl)
To be fair, it was probably funnier in the original Farsi.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 10, 2025 04:38 PM (uCjyK)
Dude has a terrible diet, stays up to all hours of the night, gets on a sixteen hour flight to the G7, jet lagged as all get out and still runs the room.
Most people a quarter of this age couldn't do that.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 10, 2025 04:38 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2025 04:39 PM (2GCMq)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 10, 2025 04:39 PM (B9Prs)
Posted by: Ace
Republicans in Austin? I actually might believe that.
Posted by: LizLem at July 10, 2025 04:39 PM (gWBY1)
Posted by: jmel at July 10, 2025 04:36 PM (bVhJi)
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This is why the left is fighting so hard to keep illegals from being deported.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 10, 2025 04:39 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Nazdar at July 10, 2025 04:39 PM (NcvvS)
Bigly.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
She scared me regarding her intelligence.
Today, I am no longer scared.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2025 04:39 PM (e2MJJ)
"Trump can no longer sunbathe in Mar-a-Lago, because while he's lying down, a micro-drone might target and strike him right in the navel," said Mohammad-Javad Larijani, a regime figure and adviser to Supreme Leader of Iran Ayatollah Ali Khamenei.
Larijani laughed as he made the remark on Iranian television, which was broadcast on Wednesday, July 9, as part of a discussion about the country's military technology.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 10, 2025 04:36 PM (63Dwl)
Yup, just like I said at the time... we quit too soon.
You need to take out ALL of Iran's leadership.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 10, 2025 04:39 PM (mP0Kj)
It’s like she is on Trumps payroll.
Flood deaths and terrorist attacks on ICE in her back yard and she is just bellowing about her idiotic anti America crap.
She is the shining douch bag on the hill.
Posted by: Redenzo at July 10, 2025 04:38 PM (jZ3ZM)
Hmm, can we get a rumor going that she *is* being paid by OrangeManBad???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 10, 2025 04:39 PM (ULPxl)
Abbott has called the TX legislature into special session to redraw the legislative maps.
Supposedly, they're going to go real aggressive and eliminate a lot of D seats. This could make Crockett keeping her seat really difficult.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 10, 2025 04:40 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 10, 2025 04:40 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 10, 2025 04:40 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Bulg at July 10, 2025 04:40 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 10, 2025 04:40 PM (e5NfL)
Hmm, can we get a rumor going that she *is* being paid by OrangeManBad???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 10, 2025 04:39 PM (ULPxl)
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We need to hold off on that rumor until after she wins the TX primary.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 10, 2025 04:41 PM (tT6L1)
Then she carried an overwhelmed 230lb firefighter from a burning building while solving one of the Millennium Prize Problems. But CMI are a bunch of racists, so they won't give her credit.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 10, 2025 04:41 PM (lIio7)
They pressurize AF1 to sea level, so it is a far more comfortable experience than even a corporate jet.
But...yeah, Trump is a f*cking stud. He never seems tired. He always seems "on."
Impressive!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at July 10, 2025 04:41 PM (L5An7)
Posted by: ... at July 10, 2025 04:42 PM (E0p3T)
Excellent! (Evil Mostly-lurker Grin)
And thanks!
Posted by: Nazdar at July 10, 2025 04:42 PM (NcvvS)
Abbott has called the TX legislature into special session to redraw the legislative maps.
Supposedly, they're going to go real aggressive and eliminate a lot of D seats. This could make Crockett keeping her seat really difficult.
Rejected!
Posted by: Judge Hawaiian Punch at July 10, 2025 04:42 PM (Riz8t)
I just hope she has to resign her House seat to do it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
It can get weird as far as timing in specific states but generally, you can run in some states for reelection to Congress (including Senate) at the same time as running for president. You cannot generally run for Senate and your House seat at the same time. If you lose your run at the Senate, the primary for the House has already occurred with a new winner for the seat in the new Congress.
I do recall a few instances though where state primaries for federal offices were held at different times than state primaries. So you could technically lose in the federal primary and still run for the state office or vice versa. Also happens with presidential primaries. Then of course writein or independent runs depending on sore loser laws.
Posted by: whig at July 10, 2025 04:42 PM (ctrM5)
http://tiny.cc/b63p001
Posted by: bonhomme at July 10, 2025 04:42 PM (lIio7)
Sorry to hear that you're not feeling well. Hope you feel better soon
Did I read that you have a part time job?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2025 04:43 PM (2GCMq)
Posted by: Nazdar
You cannot run for two offices that are voted on in the same election.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 10, 2025 04:43 PM (Vfq+S)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2025 04:36 PM (2GCMq)
🎵 We are the world.
Soy realmente estúpido. 🎶
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 10, 2025 04:43 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at July 10, 2025 04:43 PM (3Btk8)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
Braid them with micro-beads.
Start a new fashion trend.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 10, 2025 04:43 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Orson at July 10, 2025 04:43 PM (dIske)
Posted by: night lifted at July 10, 2025 04:44 PM (FZn/N)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 10, 2025 04:44 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: polynikes at July 10, 2025 04:44 PM (VofaG)
Whispered tales of bore.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 10, 2025 04:44 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Orson at July 10, 2025 04:43 PM (dIske)
Mud, jello, or pudding???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 10, 2025 04:44 PM (ULPxl)
I support her...showing me her chi-chis!
Posted by: Gunslinger at July 10, 2025 04:44 PM (R2gO3)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 10, 2025 04:36 PM (AQ1VH)
Once upon a time, drag queens were an exaggerated caricature of women. Now, leftist women seek to be exaggerated caricatures of drag queens.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 10, 2025 04:45 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Bulg at July 10, 2025 04:45 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at July 10, 2025 04:45 PM (3Btk8)
Posted by: Nazdar at July 10, 2025 04:45 PM (NcvvS)
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However white she may be able to sound, sometimes a cigar really is just a cigar.
In other words, as Malone in The Untouchables queried, "Who would claim to be that, who was not."
Posted by: ... at July 10, 2025 04:45 PM (E0p3T)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 10, 2025 04:45 PM (FCrpy)
@Reuters
Residents of South Sudan's capital Juba have voiced concerns for their safety after the arrival of eight deportees from the United States that the Trump administration has described as ‘violent criminals’
You don't say...
To be fair, these 8 aren't from there, they are taking them in to help the US out. So I'd complain too.
If even your native country doesn't want you back...
Posted by: LizLem at July 10, 2025 04:46 PM (gWBY1)
Posted by: olddog in mo at July 10, 2025 04:46 PM (hoCmQ)
Maybe she could get a choreographer to do a dance routine where she and Sandy Cortez sing and cry together about illegals and sway in rhythm.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
They could be backed up by Stephen Colbert's dancing syringes.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 10, 2025 04:46 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: night lifted at July 10, 2025 04:46 PM (FZn/N)
Posted by: Nazdar at July 10, 2025 04:46 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at July 10, 2025 04:46 PM (3Btk8)
Posted by: Eeyore at July 10, 2025 04:47 PM (od0dV)
I think the actual quotes were along the lines of, "My taxes pay your salary, you retard."
Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 10, 2025 04:47 PM (RNLG/)
Posted by: LizLem at July 10, 2025 04:46 PM (gWBY1)
They should go to CECOT
Posted by: night lifted at July 10, 2025 04:47 PM (FZn/N)
O.k. Sorry for my confusion. I hope the job works out for you.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2025 04:47 PM (2GCMq)
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 10, 2025 04:47 PM (XZ6f8)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 10, 2025 04:44 PM (ULPxl)
________________________________
Well, to quote a years ago experience at a Homestyle Buffet when a bus load of mentally challenged kids came in and ran over to the dessert bar....I'd have to go with....
PUDDDDDDDDDDDDDING!!!!!! (lots of smiles)
Posted by: Orson at July 10, 2025 04:47 PM (dIske)
>>But...yeah, Trump is a f*cking stud. He never seems tired. He always seems "on."
We saw him do multiple rallies criss-crossing the country, multi-hour rallies, and just talking extemporaneously.
People can say a lot of things about Trump but saying Trump is not mentally sharp is not one of them.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 10, 2025 04:47 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 10, 2025 04:47 PM (2yoRf)
Something a tranny would wear.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 10, 2025 04:48 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Bulg at July 10, 2025 04:48 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: LizLem at July 10, 2025 04:39 PM (gWBY1)
She represents Dallas. I don't know how familiar you are with Texas but Dallas and Austin are a few miles apart.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 10, 2025 04:48 PM (ExV1e)
Nasty hot here. I sat out on my step for a little bit since it was overcast after a rain, or at least the threat of one, earlier. Then the sun came out. Unh-unh; back indoors for this boy.
The Killer Kittenz From Outer Space are doing well. Big black Stirling is lined up for his trip to the vet tomorrow for rabies shot and flea treatment; I'll ask them to clip his claws while they're at it.
The Kitten Yoga at the suburban library was kind of fun. All the shelter kittens were shorthairs. There was one sandy male kitten who displayed quite the personality; maybe "personality problem" would be more like it. He did not seem to get along with any of the others who came near him. Yet he was okay with people touching and picking him up, and he played with toys enthusiastically. He's gonna be a handful.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 10, 2025 04:48 PM (omVj0)
Posted by: huerfano at July 10, 2025 04:48 PM (n2swS)
Hopefully the Sudanese will do something about them. Maybe these new arrivals will voluntarily return to their birth country.
Posted by: polynikes at July 10, 2025 04:48 PM (VofaG)
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Republicans in general are probably afraid of her and the supportive commentary might be so she doesn't beat the living shit out of them at the next committee they're in together.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 10, 2025 04:48 PM (Q4IgG)
They've said they don't want to be known as the Section 8 Cruise Line.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 10, 2025 04:49 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: pudinhead at July 10, 2025 04:49 PM (W3T6M)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2025 04:33 PM (W/lyH)
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She is not stupid, she has complete contempt for her voters and knows they will vote for her the worse she is. She is playing up to evil.
Posted by: Decaf at July 10, 2025 04:49 PM (unUNN)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 10, 2025 04:47 PM (2yoRf)
I want what that pollster is smoking. That's some good shit.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 10, 2025 04:49 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: LizLem at July 10, 2025 04:39 PM (gWBY1)
She represents Dallas. I don't know how familiar you are with Texas but Dallas and Austin are a few miles apart.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 10, 2025 04:48 PM (ExV1e)
So we could walk from Dallas to Austin after lunch to go shopping, yes?
Posted by: Geographically challenged EU tourists at July 10, 2025 04:49 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 10, 2025 04:49 PM (/lPRQ)
Rep. Jasmine Crockett on the TX flood: "The sad part is how this impacts me"
__________
Can you imagine anything more Black Princess than this?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2025 04:50 PM (HZi96)
Or a Pet Rock.
Posted by: olddog in mo at July 10, 2025
***
"My Pet Rock got pregnant. Had a litter of gravel."
( -- Johnny Carson, back when the Pet Rock was a thing)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 10, 2025 04:50 PM (omVj0)
*cough* Bulls*** *cough*
Posted by: Archimedes at July 10, 2025 04:50 PM (Riz8t)
@jenvanlaar
HAPPENING NOW: Unhinged leftists in Ventura County (the ones I've been sharing iG posts from) are in a standoff with ICE at a farm near Camarillo. VCBOS' Yianey Lopez goes (on) KTLA to tell people who might need help to contact 805Undocufund and 805 Immigrant Coalition- the very terrorists who are out there staging an insurrection!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 10, 2025 04:50 PM (mlg/3)
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Just because she's corrupt doesn't mean she isn't simultaneously stupid.
Posted by: Crusader at July 10, 2025 04:50 PM (TN0g+)
The equivalent of George Santos wearing a cowboy hat and adopting a southern drawl as he tells you about all the women he's been with.
Posted by: Cmonman at July 10, 2025 04:50 PM (wgct4)
When she was first elected, she was asked about joining The Squad, and she laughed and said she'd make her own way. Did not embrace The Squad.
Which is further proof to me that she's pure showbiz. She could get submerged in The Squad and be outshone by AOC and Ilhan, or she can out-Squad the Squad and create her own hyperbolic brand.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 10, 2025 04:50 PM (UmB+t)
Posted by: Geographically challenged EU tourists at July 10, 2025 04:49 PM (ULPxl)
Yup then just a 5$ cab ride to NYC!
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 10, 2025 04:50 PM (XZ6f8)
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However white she may be able to sound, sometimes a cigar really is just a cigar.
In other words, as Malone in The Untouchables queried, "Who would claim to be that, who was not."
Posted by: ... at July 10, 2025 04:45 PM (E0p3T)
No, she comes from a privileged family. The ghetto is faked.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 10, 2025 04:50 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 10, 2025 04:47 PM (2yoRf)
I want what that pollster is smoking. That's some good shit.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 10, 2025 04:49 PM (gKWVE)
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It's a vote of the Democrat primary, not the general.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 10, 2025 04:51 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Frederica Wilson at July 10, 2025 04:51 PM (av+kn)
-- Seeing that elites on SCOTUS have to put up with KBJ and the same leftist stupidity that we all do
-- Seeing that Democrats in Congress have another loud, stupid member of their own to put up with
Posted by: JM in Illinois at July 10, 2025 04:51 PM (QbJcY)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 10, 2025 04:40 PM (Q4IgG)
This is an interview she did for a local Dallas station in February of '22.
It's like a completely different person.
She developed this ghetto persona once she got elected.
https://youtu.be/KdBTqPOT_-g
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 10, 2025 04:51 PM (6ydKt)
It sounds like you're enjoying kitten yoga.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2025 04:51 PM (2GCMq)
Abbott has called the TX legislature into special session to redraw the legislative maps.
Supposedly, they're going to go real aggressive and eliminate a lot of D seats. This could make Crockett keeping her seat really difficult.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 10, 2025 04:40 PM (GBKbO)
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About. Fucking. Time. Blue states ruthlessly use redistricting to solidify their power and fuck the GOP. The GOP in red states … does nothing.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 10, 2025 04:51 PM (0kxAA)
Posted by: andycanuck
He forgot to add.."in the Democrat line-up"
Posted by: MkY at July 10, 2025 04:51 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 10, 2025 04:47 PM (2yoRf
They only polled people in Queen City.
Posted by: polynikes at July 10, 2025 04:51 PM (VofaG)
@jenvanlaar
HAPPENING NOW: Unhinged leftists in Ventura County (the ones I've been sharing iG posts from) are in a standoff with ICE at a farm near Camarillo. VCBOS' Yianey Lopez goes (on) KTLA to tell people who might need help to contact 805Undocufund and 805 Immigrant Coalition- the very terrorists who are out there staging an insurrection!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 10, 2025 04:50 PM (mlg/3)
Would be a shame if some of these newsfaces were to be arrested too.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 10, 2025 04:52 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 10, 2025 04:47 PM (2yoRf)
I want what that pollster is smoking. That's some good shit.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 10, 2025 04:49 PM (gKWVE)
It's not the pollster who's smoking anything, it's Texas Dems. We spend our time thinking "hmm, if the Dems findd a decent candidate they might win something!" and instead, the Left is chasing after the most radical shit talking communists they can possibly find. But there are a LOT of very funny (and good for us) things in that poll.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2025 04:52 PM (uWKK8)
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 10, 2025 04:51 PM (0kxAA)
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Ohio is doing it, too.
CA is making noises about doing it some more, but I doubt they could squeeze many more D seats out of their own map.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 10, 2025 04:52 PM (GBKbO)
HAPPENING NOW: Unhinged leftists in Ventura County (the ones I've been sharing iG posts from) are in a standoff with ICE at a farm near Camarillo. VCBOS' Yianey Lopez goes (on) KTLA to tell people who might need help to contact 805Undocufund and 805 Immigrant Coalition- the very terrorists who are out there staging an insurrection!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 10, 2025 04:50 PM (mlg/3)
Ooh, kind of like the Bundy situation in Nevada over cows a few years back.
I suspect people will fall on opposite sides of that debate than they did back then though. I doubt too many elected D's will be saying federal law enforcement should shoot to kill everyone involved, like they did with the Bundy's.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 10, 2025 04:52 PM (uCjyK)
Posted by: night lifted at July 10, 2025 04:52 PM (FZn/N)
If Ketanji Brown Jackson can be on the Supreme Court Jasmine Crockett, who is leaps and bounds smarter than Jackson, can be president.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 10, 2025 04:52 PM (Xlykt)
Posted by: Zombie-in-Training Joe Biden at July 10, 2025 04:52 PM (RNLG/)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at July 10, 2025 04:52 PM (BHrzb)
This is shallow, but what is up with the shoulders on that yellow jacket?
Women's fashion got rid of the horrible "power girlboss" shoulder pads that were in all women's business outfits in the 80s/90s. Only to replace them in the 2020s with shoulder contouring that makes you like you're in a Disney Villainess costume.
Ratchet deVille?
Posted by: LizLem at July 10, 2025 04:52 PM (gWBY1)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 10, 2025 04:47 PM (2yoRf)
I want what that pollster is smoking. That's some good shit.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 10, 2025 04:49 PM (gKWVE)
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It's a vote of the Democrat primary, not the general.
Soooo...a Democrat is winning the Democrat primary? Thanks for the news, Fox.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 10, 2025 04:52 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 10, 2025 04:52 PM (ULPxl)
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I think you misspelled "took a baton to the face."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 10, 2025 04:52 PM (tT6L1)
I don't get the XTREME fake eyelashes thing. It's clownish. If I can tell they're fake, they're not really doing their job.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
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It is sadly common for black women to think that if X looks attractive (e.g. eyelashes, nails, asses), then 10X must be 10 times more attractive.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2025 04:53 PM (HZi96)
Some Southern states are banned by the Feds .
Posted by: polynikes at July 10, 2025 04:53 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: gKWVE at July 10, 2025 04:53 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 10, 2025 04:49 PM (Riz8t)
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I've been on Carnival. Too late.
Posted by: Turn 2 at July 10, 2025 04:53 PM (CyFyf)
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 10, 2025 04:51 PM (0kxAA)
“That’s not who we are!”
~GOPe
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 10, 2025 04:53 PM (TJLr1)
Soooo...a Democrat is winning the Democrat primary? Thanks for the news, Fox.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 10, 2025 04:52 PM (Riz8t)
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Well, no one was talking about her in the race. Allred was assumed to be the frontrunner, and he had already declared.
She's beating both him and Beto.
It's pretty newsy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 10, 2025 04:53 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 10, 2025 04:52 PM (ULPxl)
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I think you misspelled "took a baton to the face."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 10, 2025 04:52 PM (tT6L1)
"and"
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 10, 2025 04:53 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 10, 2025 04:51 PM (0kxAA)
In fairness when a donk rarely does take the seat containing OKC they redraw the map immediately to punt them the next election. Thats how Bice evicted the horn that didn't vomit in a shoe at a 12yo bday party.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 10, 2025 04:54 PM (XZ6f8)
Posted by: polynikes at July 10, 2025 04:54 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at July 10, 2025 04:54 PM (kTd/k)
Posted by: toby928 at July 10, 2025 04:54 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 10, 2025 04:54 PM (XZ6f
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All GOP states should endeavor to be at least as ruthless as IL is regarding its map.
MA would be even better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 10, 2025 04:54 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Al in St. Louis at July 10, 2025 04:54 PM (pKne7)
Some Southern states are banned by the Feds .
Posted by: polynikes at July 10, 2025 04:53 PM (VofaG)
I'm guessing that's from the Voting Rights Act... didn't that *finally* expire?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 10, 2025 04:55 PM (ULPxl)
Another Democrat who thinks people that she represents are stupid. It reminds of a video of several years ago asking Blacks about if they knew how to get ID and they all looked like the thought the person asking that was crazy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2025 04:55 PM (2GCMq)
Posted by: SMOD at July 10, 2025 04:55 PM (gaHF4)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 10, 2025 04:55 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 10, 2025 04:40 PM (GBKbO)
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About. Fucking. Time. Blue states ruthlessly use redistricting to solidify their power and fuck the GOP. The GOP in red states … does nothing.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 10, 2025 04:51 PM (0kxAA)
Maybe - South Dallas is a big f'ing ghetto, and that's where she gets her votes from. I don't see any of the surrounding districts wanting to see parts of the ghetto move into their voting base.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2025 04:55 PM (uWKK8)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 10, 2025 04:47 PM (2yoRf)
I want what that pollster is smoking. That's some good shit.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 10, 2025 04:49 PM (gKWVE)
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It's a vote of the Democrat primary, not the general.
Soooo...a Democrat is winning the Democrat primary? Thanks for the news, Fox.
Posted by: Archimedes
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Cornyn has always been a stealth Democrat. Jackson will pull voters from Cornyn.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 10, 2025 04:55 PM (Xlykt)
@DefiantLs 5m
Sec. Hegseth announces the US will produce more drones for the military
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 10, 2025 04:55 PM (mlg/3)
http://tiny.cc/b63p001
Posted by: bonhomme at July 10, 2025 04:42 PM (lIio7)
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The lashes are doing their job, everyone is talking about them.
Posted by: Decaf at July 10, 2025 04:56 PM (unUNN)
It is sadly common for black women to think that if X looks attractive (e.g. eyelashes, nails, asses), then 10X must be 10 times more attractive.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Look at the size of that caboose!
Dude, she pads it with bean bag chairs.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 10, 2025 04:56 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: SMOD at July 10, 2025 04:56 PM (gaHF4)
Is there a French term for Willowed Wit? Where you suddenly think of what you should have commented two posts ago?
Posted by: toby928 at July 10, 2025 04:54 PM (jc0TO)
__________
L'esprit d'escalier
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2025 04:56 PM (HZi96)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 10, 2025 04:55 PM (ULPxl)
Yes but that's why they hadn't really been successful in the past when it was attempted.
Posted by: polynikes at July 10, 2025 04:56 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 10, 2025 04:40 PM (Q4IgG)
It's an annoying act, but she's hardly the only one in Washington who is acting. It's all an act. It's all fake and lame and gay. Not just her.
The thing that's annoying is the extent to which people fall for it.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 10, 2025 04:56 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Stupid Typical Fucking Moonbat at July 10, 2025 04:56 PM (phEsr)
Posted by: Just a thought at July 10, 2025 04:56 PM (av+kn)
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 10, 2025 04:54 PM (XZ6f
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All GOP states should endeavor to be at least as ruthless as IL is regarding its map.
MA would be even better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 10, 2025 04:54 PM (GBKbO)
I believe she hobbit has been ping ponged between 2 districts in 4 straight elections.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 10, 2025 04:56 PM (XZ6f8)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2025 04:55 PM (uWKK
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Redrawing to combine her district with some other D incumbent is what I imagine could happen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 10, 2025 04:56 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: BruceWayne
Is that you, Sid?
Use both fingers next time and tell us what you really mean!
J/K What the hell are you talking about?
Posted by: MkY at July 10, 2025 04:56 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Geographically challenged EU tourists at July 10, 2025 04:49 PM (ULPxl)
I always love when someone on YT supposedly has friends / relatives from Europe come to visit for a week and they want to see LA, NYC, the Grand Canyon, and Yellowstone.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 10, 2025 04:57 PM (ExV1e)
Could City-Owned Grocery Stores Survive New York’s Shoplifting Plague?
Posted by: SMOD at July 10, 2025 04:56 PM (gaHF4)
Of course they can, they have unlimited city money behind them.
But privately owned grocery stores couldn't, that's why there are way fewer grocery stores in the hood.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 10, 2025 04:57 PM (uCjyK)
Posted by: Oddbob at July 10, 2025 04:57 PM (/y8xj)
Posted by: Bulg at July 10, 2025 04:58 PM (77rzZ)
Republicans are nice people, so when she's staggering drunk out of a bar, of course they support her so she can hail a cab.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 10, 2025 04:58 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 10, 2025 04:58 PM (JtH6i)
Well, no one was talking about her in the race. Allred was assumed to be the frontrunner, and he had already declared.
She's beating both him and Beto.
It's pretty newsy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 10, 2025 04:53 PM (GBKbO)
Exactly! Allred only got 20% support, which is a pretty good sign that in the 26' race, it'll be just about impossible for him to outperform the 45% he got in '24. And the best part is taht Beat-o only polled 13% among Democrats! Stick a fork in him, he's done. Nobody wants a 3 time loser hanging around.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2025 04:58 PM (uWKK8)
Their take?
That's because Orange Cheeto was an Epstein client
And just like that Biden wasn't president for 4 years.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 10, 2025 04:58 PM (t0Rmr)
@DefiantLs 5m
Sec. Hegseth announces the US will produce more drones for the military
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 10, 2025 04:55 PM (mlg/3)
Yeah but this time the drones will be in the battlefield and not getting promoted to General
Posted by: gKWVE at July 10, 2025 04:58 PM (gKWVE)
@DefiantLs 5m
Sec. Hegseth announces the US will produce more drones for the military
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 10, 2025 04:55 PM (mlg/3)
He's got a trillion dollars to spend now.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 10, 2025 04:58 PM (dGCAG)
http://tiny.cc/973p001
Posted by: bonhomme at July 10, 2025 04:58 PM (lIio7)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at July 10, 2025 04:58 PM (L5An7)
Supposedly, they're going to go real aggressive and eliminate a lot of D seats. This could make Crockett keeping her seat really difficult.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 10, 2025 04:40 PM
Hairgel and California Crazies have vowed to redistrict California to offset any Texas (R) gains.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 10, 2025 04:59 PM (0sNs1)
???
Posted by: Archimedes at July 10, 2025 04:55 PM (Riz8t)M
There are two donk Horn's that are always running for office here. Kendra and Madison. The one that Bice evicted wasn't the one that drunk at a bday party for a 12 yo and puked in a shoe. She also said to an Asian girl "damn slant eyes you sure are a pimply bitch".at that party. Or something to that effect.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 10, 2025 04:59 PM (XZ6f8)
No they are ignorant. They couldn't get elected dog catcher any where else. Shelia Jackson Lee found that out.
Posted by: polynikes at July 10, 2025 04:59 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: DropAndGiveMe20 at July 10, 2025 04:59 PM (9xG4l)
@Reuters
Residents of South Sudan's capital Juba have voiced concerns for their safety after the arrival of eight deportees from the United States that the Trump administration has described as ‘violent criminals’
Posted by: LizLem
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That answers a question I've had, which is what exactly happens to those criminals after we deliver them to South Sudan? I didn't know if they would be detained or free to make their way. If the latter, and they decided they didn't like it in a corrupt shithole country full of tribal violence where no one speaks Spanish... what a movie. Jokes aside, WOW. Some intrepid journalist ought to go to South Sudan a few months from now and find out how they're getting on.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 10, 2025 04:59 PM (UmB+t)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2025 04:56 PM (HZi96)
The wit of the staircase! When you come up with a good reply after it can be comfortably used, lie when your leaving the party
Posted by: night lifted at July 10, 2025 04:59 PM (FZn/N)
Posted by: Bulg at July 10, 2025 04:58 PM
Yeah, I know that one but one specific to comments.
And also, what is the protocol? Should you post on the top thread with a fake Oops, wrong thread guise?
Maybe I'm overthinking this.
Posted by: toby928 at July 10, 2025 04:59 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 10, 2025 04:57 PM (ExV1e)
I had family from Europe visit a few years back and they wanted to pop on over to Disney World for a day or two while in town. They asked me how long the train ride from NYC to Disney was. I was like "err... there's probably a train, but it's probably a pain in the ass. If you rent a car and drive straight, you should be able to make it in about 24 hours if you only stop for gas and don't hit too much traffic."
I think it's hard for people to wrap their minds around how big the US is.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 10, 2025 04:59 PM (uCjyK)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 10, 2025 04:59 PM (0sNs1)
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How much more could they squeeze out of their already gerrymandered mess of a state?
It'd be possible to get D's from 12 to 5 in Texas.
Can CA squeeze another 7 D seats from that state?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 10, 2025 05:00 PM (GBKbO)
Maybe - South Dallas is a big f'ing ghetto, and that's where she gets her votes from. I don't see any of the surrounding districts wanting to see parts of the ghetto move into their voting base.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Right, it is the reserved Idiot district just as Sheila Jackson Lee's seat in Houston. Those are the reserved Maxine Water's seats of TX.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 10, 2025 05:00 PM (Xlykt)
Nobody wants a 3 time loser hanging around.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2025 04:58 PM (uWKK
___________
"*sobs*" - Zombie William Jennings Bryan
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2025 05:00 PM (HZi96)
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Hairgel and California Crazies have vowed to redistrict California to offset any Texas (R) gains.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 10, 2025 04:59 PM (0sNs1)
*tee hee*
Posted by: US Census, under new management at July 10, 2025 05:00 PM (ULPxl)
Their take?
That's because Orange Cheeto was an Epstein client
I'm still laughing about the Trump names people posted yesterday.
Orange Julius
Cheetolini
Fanta Menace
Posted by: Archimedes at July 10, 2025 05:00 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 10, 2025 04:51 PM (0kxAA)
Utah did this! They divided all the house districts into a pie shape, with SLC at the center. So it chops up the bright blue that is SLC/Park City residents and our CA liberal transplants, and evens it out with the deep red of the rest of the counties. The house reps all have to trek out to Hicksville Utah towns to at least pretend to care about their rural concerns. And it prevents SLC from choosing two bright blue senators. Just purplish GOP ones, but it is what it is.
It's the only reason we aren't 100% Colorado blue yet. (Well, that and we'll never legalize recreational weed.) it's amazing when the Utah legislators are smart, sometimes.
Posted by: LizLem at July 10, 2025 05:00 PM (gWBY1)
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 10, 2025 04:51 PM (0kxAA)
Ackshully, Texas did this once before in between censuses. W was governor at the time IIRC. It was when the Texas Congressional delegation flipped from Dem to Rep.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 10, 2025 05:00 PM (ExV1e)
@Reuters
Residents of South Sudan's capital Juba have voiced concerns for their safety after the arrival of eight deportees from the United States that the Trump administration has described as ‘violent criminals’
Why do I doubt that story ? Oh ... Reuters...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 10, 2025 05:00 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 10, 2025 05:01 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio
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LOL.
Posted by: scampydog at July 10, 2025 05:01 PM (2bFN5)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Ooooooo. Can we send ALL the journalists?
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 10, 2025 05:01 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 10, 2025 04:58 PM (JtH6i)
It shows how Mean Black Girls are taking over the left (KBJ is the same thing) In any interparty fight, they start yelling and throwing shit and calling everyone racist, and everyone else runs away from them and hides.
But you know who's the first to walk away from them in any actual election? The Hispanic vote. They run into enough of these people in their day to day lives, they DAMN sure don't want to vote for them. Hispanic men in Texas are already voting over 50% Republican, run some Mean Black Girl and that number will skyrocket.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2025 05:02 PM (uWKK8)
Posted by: Ordinary American at July 10, 2025 05:02 PM (WHfpM)
Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at July 10, 2025 05:02 PM (kTd/k)
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 10, 2025 04:59 PM (XZ6f8
This was also while she was trying to run for senate. Dropped out the next week.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 10, 2025 05:02 PM (XZ6f8)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
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It's not that hard to get a map. And online it's not that hard to find size comparisons.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 10, 2025 05:03 PM (Xlykt)
Posted by: toby928
Esprit d'escalier. The inspiration that comes when you are already out the door and down the stairs.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 10, 2025 05:03 PM (Vfq+S)
My favorite name for him is Fanta Menace.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2025 05:03 PM (2GCMq)
Posted by: Ordinary American at July 10, 2025 05:02 PM
They sense that it's a trap, and it might be. Trump could be baiting the Democrats in Congress into DEMANDING the list.
Posted by: toby928 at July 10, 2025 05:03 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: toby928
Esprit d'escalier. The inspiration that comes when you are already out the door and down the stairs.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 10, 2025 05:03 PM (Vfq+S)
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The jerk store called, and they're running out of you!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 10, 2025 05:03 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: vizzy at July 10, 2025 05:03 PM (qwdJy)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLESSBERGER at July 10, 2025 05:04 PM (2UnvF)
All three candidates did a final interview with Harris at her residence, the book explains, adding that when asked what they wanted to drink, Shapiro and Kelly chose water while Walz chose Diet Mountain Dew.
Appeal with rural voters was a top priority for the Harris ticket and the book states that Harris’ advisers felt that Walz was the best candidate to do that.
Harris’ “gut” told her that Walz would appeal to rural voters because he wanted to drink Diet Mountain Dew instead of water? What kind of “Hee Haw” nonsense is this?
Posted by: SMOD at July 10, 2025 05:04 PM (gaHF4)
Posted by: night lifted at July 10, 2025 05:04 PM (FZn/N)
I don't get the XTREME fake eyelashes thing. It's clownish.
Woke Clown Offended That People Use 'Clown' As An Insult
https://t.ly/ZDE7C
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 10, 2025 05:04 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 10, 2025 04:55 PM (ULPxl)
It didn't expire but, apparently, SCOTUS threw out the permission requirement.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 10, 2025 05:04 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Ordinary American at July 10, 2025 05:02 PM (WHfpM)
Because this is much bigger than partisan politics, and the media has been told to shut the fuck up about it and move on to some other fake outrage of the day.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 10, 2025 05:04 PM (uCjyK)
Posted by: Dreamingrobot at July 10, 2025 05:04 PM (2RRkF)
http://tiny.cc/r73p001
Posted by: bonhomme at July 10, 2025 05:04 PM (lIio7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2025 05:04 PM (2GCMq)
They love this shit.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at July 10, 2025 04:58 PM (L5An7)
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Her constituency are ghetto rats, but they’re too dumb to realize they’re getting played by an elite uppity black lawyer. It’s like the slaves voting for Samuel Jackson’s character in that shitty movie with DiCaprio.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 10, 2025 05:04 PM (0kxAA)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 10, 2025 04:58 PM (JtH6i)
Beto was also a media creation of the national rather than local sort.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 10, 2025 05:05 PM (8avO+)
I think it's hard for people to wrap their minds around how big the US is.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
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"America is too large. We in Europe are more compact and accessible" - Typical Asshole European, Likely German
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2025 05:05 PM (HZi96)
Posted by: night lifted at July 10, 2025 05:04 PM (FZn/N)
I see Khalil is suing Trump for 20 million dollars
Posted by: It's me donna at July 10, 2025 05:05 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 10, 2025 05:05 PM (CWTWj)
..................................
Yea. Sure.
Even if true, it's not what she thinks. The concepts in The Art of War are probably over her head.
Bless her malignant retard heart.
Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin in Amish Country at July 10, 2025 05:05 PM (uGaBv)
Posted by: night lifted at July 10, 2025 05:05 PM (FZn/N)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Ratchet runs for senator she pulls votes from Cornyn.
Paxton wins in a landslide.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 10, 2025 05:06 PM (Xlykt)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 10, 2025 05:05 PM
He can do it from Belgium if he wants to.
Posted by: toby928 at July 10, 2025 05:06 PM (jc0TO)
Appeal with rural voters was a top priority for the Harris ticket and the book states that Harris’ advisers felt that Walz was the best candidate to do that.
Harris’ “gut” told her that Walz would appeal to rural voters because he wanted to drink Diet Mountain Dew instead of water? What kind of “Hee Haw” nonsense is this?
Posted by: SMOD at July 10, 2025 05:04 PM (gaHF4)
Everyone knows that rural white men immediately connect with guys who drink diet mountain dew.
Also, I'm sure that story is entirely made up and Kamala had little to no say in who her running mate was.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 10, 2025 05:06 PM (uCjyK)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 10, 2025 05:05 PM (VE6XX)
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Send him to South Sudan then dare him to cash the check.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 10, 2025 05:06 PM (tT6L1)
Yeah, you thought differently about 80 years ago.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 10, 2025 05:06 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 10, 2025 05:05 PM (VE6XX)
Just deport the foreign terrorist supporter and tell the judge GFY
Posted by: night lifted at July 10, 2025 05:06 PM (FZn/N)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2025 05:07 PM (HZi96)
Diet Mountain Dew is vile.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2025 05:07 PM (HZi9
Mountain Dew is vile
Posted by: It's me donna at July 10, 2025 05:07 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 10, 2025 05:08 PM (CWTWj)
Mountain Dew is vile
Posted by: It's me donna at July 10, 2025 05:07 PM (VE6XX)
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That too.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2025 05:08 PM (HZi96)
Posted by: Baghdad Bob at July 10, 2025 05:08 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2025 05:07 PM (HZi9
Mountain Dew is vile
Posted by: It's me donna at July 10, 2025 05:07 PM (VE6XX)
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Soda is vile.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 10, 2025 05:08 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 10, 2025 05:08 PM (JtH6i)
Posted by: polynikes at July 10, 2025 05:08 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: Ordinary American at July 10, 2025 05:02 PM (WHfpM)
The silence is deafening.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 10, 2025 05:08 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2025 05:07 PM (HZi96)
All of Kamala's choices were vile. I'm still looking forward to how the Ellen Greenberg case plays out and if its curtains for Shapiro.
Posted by: night lifted at July 10, 2025 05:08 PM (FZn/N)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2025 05:07 PM (HZi96)
I don't think I've ever had it, but I have had Mountain Dew, and I don't know how or why anyone would like that, and I imagine the diet version is even worse.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 10, 2025 05:08 PM (uCjyK)
Her favorite dessert was ice cream, of course. The flavor? Oyster. Oyster ice cream.
Posted by: Bulg at July 10, 2025 05:09 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: SMOD
I am willing to bet that he was the only one stupid enough to board the train wreck. The race was already over when the dems tried and failed to kill Trump.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 10, 2025 05:09 PM (Vfq+S)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 10, 2025 05:09 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 10, 2025 05:09 PM (g32zs)
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 10, 2025 04:51 PM (0kxAA)
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About 6 years ago four or five State Supreme Courts (that lean left) in Red States pulled a fast one. They ignored the state constitution that only allows the legislature to set the districts, and hired the same political hack from the Poly Sci dept. of Stanford Univ. This guy then came in and re-drew the maps (PA and NC were two of the states where this happened). He folded traditional red districts into urban centers which totally engulfed the red district. Of course, the State Supreme courts claimed this to be constitutional...even though they set it up. The USSC refused to get involved.
Posted by: Orson at July 10, 2025 05:09 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Archimedes
Lebensraum is just a form of chopped meat, schatzi~!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 10, 2025 05:10 PM (mlg/3)
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 10, 2025 05:10 PM (0kxAA)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 10, 2025 05:08 PM (tT6L1)
Haven't had a soda in 25 years but I can still imagine the taste of Diet Dr Pepper and Fresca.
Posted by: polynikes at July 10, 2025 05:10 PM (VofaG)
Could City-Owned Grocery Stores Survive New York’s Shoplifting Plague?
Posted by: SMOD at July 10, 2025 04:56 PM (gaHF4)
Of course they can, they have unlimited city money behind them.But privately owned grocery stores couldn't, that's why there are way fewer grocery stores in the hood.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 10, 2025 04:57 PM (uCjyK)
I mentioned this before, food stamp recipients should be the only people that buy at city owned grocery stores. Require them to shop there.
The Mormon church has a similar system. They have private stocked grocery stores or food pantries called "bishop's storehouses" for members of the church going through hard times. If you get approved by your ward's bishop because they see a need, you can go there and get free food and groceries until you are back on your feet. But it requires humility and accountability.
I've never needed their services, knock on wood, but I have done several service projects where we restocked the shelves and cleaned the storehouses.
Posted by: LizLem at July 10, 2025 05:10 PM (gWBY1)
Posted by: Bulg at July 10, 2025 05:09 PM (77rzZ)
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Hmm, oysters are supposedly an aphrodisiac.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 10, 2025 05:10 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 10, 2025 05:10 PM (uCjyK)
Also, I'm sure that story is entirely made up and Kamala had little to no say in who her running mate was.
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"....feedom..."
Posted by: Kamala H at July 10, 2025 05:10 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 10, 2025 05:11 PM (CWTWj)
http://tiny.cc/r73p001
Posted by: bonhomme at July 10, 2025 05:04 PM (lIio7)
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That's the kind of sound reasoning I expect from a Dem.
Posted by: WisRich at July 10, 2025 05:11 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: polynikes
Hey now, I like Fresca.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 10, 2025 05:11 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 10, 2025 05:09 PM (g32zs)
Voltage Mt. Dew >>> Sun Drop >>>> Regular Mt. Dew
Posted by: Orson at July 10, 2025 05:11 PM (dIske)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 10, 2025 05:09 PM (ExV1e)
I haven't seen any justification for his decision, other than he didn't want his department to have to pay for overtime on a Sunday.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2025 05:12 PM (uWKK8)
Posted by: LizLem at July 10, 2025 05:10 PM (gWBY1)
I would imagine most people living in the neighborhoods we're talking about are on food stamps.
Anyways, I highly doubt any city run grocery stores will ever be built.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 10, 2025 05:12 PM (uCjyK)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 10, 2025 05:13 PM (CWTWj)
You misunderstand me. I drank a lot of both. I imagine it's like an ex smoker that can still imagine the joy of that cigarette.
Posted by: polynikes at July 10, 2025 05:13 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 10, 2025 05:12 PM (uCjyK)
Well seeing as he said he's going to take it out of the 140m$ that stores get in tax breaks. It's not actual money. He's a retard.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 10, 2025 05:13 PM (XZ6f8)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 10, 2025 05:09 PM (ExV1e)
I haven't seen any justification for his decision, other than he didn't want his department to have to pay for overtime on a Sunday.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2025 05:12 PM (uWKK
Plus, apparently the State gov reimburses locals for any response to a State request for a preparatory deployment.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 10, 2025 05:14 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2025 05:12 PM (uWKK
Wife said that he's claiming that he had to protect Austin.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 10, 2025 05:14 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 10, 2025 05:11 PM (CWTWj)
"Hey Beto, cool watch. Also, have you tried the wall of jerky? Anyways, the reason I'm standing next to you at a urinal, talking with our dicks out is that I wanted to tell you that as a life long republican, I support your fervent Anti Second Amendment stance!"
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 10, 2025 05:14 PM (uCjyK)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 10, 2025 05:14 PM (mlg/3)
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Agreed--once all the right parties get their funding everyone will lose their interest in actually building, staffing, stocking, and running the stores.
Posted by: Crusader at July 10, 2025 05:14 PM (TN0g+)
If Kamala really chose Waltz as VP because he wanted a Mountain Dew, I love this for her. It's perfect.
Posted by: LizLem at July 10, 2025 05:15 PM (gWBY1)
Lebensraum is a German word that means "habitat" or "living space". In Nazi ideology, Lebensraum meant the expansion of Germany to the east in search of a unity between the German Volk and the land. The Nazi-modified theory of Lebensraum became Germany's foreign policy during the Third Reich. Lebensraum served as a major motivation for Nazi Germany's territorial aggression. Adolf Hitler believed that the German people needed Lebensraum, and that it should be taken in the East.
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Sounds rather innocuous.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 10, 2025 05:15 PM (Xlykt)
I've never needed their services, knock on wood, but I have done several service projects where we restocked the shelves and cleaned the storehouses.
Posted by: LizLem
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LDS has a real community of believers. Some other denominations do or don't but certainly most are not as organized.
Posted by: whig at July 10, 2025 05:15 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 10, 2025 05:14 PM (ExV1e)
Too bad Austin wasn't flooding that day.
He looks like a DEI hire to me, I'd shitcan him for that reason alone.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2025 05:15 PM (uWKK8)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 10, 2025 05:16 PM (CWTWj)
Esprit d'escalier. The inspiration that comes when you are already out the door and down the stairs.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 10, 2025 05:03 PM (Vfq+S)
I believe ace wrote a post about this phrase. Or I dreamed about it. Don't know.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 10, 2025 05:17 PM (QsMb/)
The Bishop will typically also require the recipient to work or render some sort of service. It depends on what the individual is able to do and spiritual guidance.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 10, 2025 05:17 PM (lIio7)
Posted by: polynikes at July 10, 2025 05:17 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 10, 2025 05:17 PM (ImXfC)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 10, 2025 05:16 PM (CWTWj)
Was that the one that 'loved women'? Sitting with his legs crossed on a tailgate.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 10, 2025 05:18 PM (XZ6f8)
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 10, 2025 05:13 PM (XZ6f
NYC politics is weird. No one every says or is asked about anything specific.
"I'm going to lower rent prices!" is never followed up with by a reporter with a question like "uhh.. how? How are you going to do that?" and forcing a candidate to actually explain anything.
It's just a bunch of bumper sticker nonsense. One lady ran a ton of commercials saying she was going to "stop the scourge of e-bikes in the city". But she never gave any details, including on her campaign webpage. What does that mean? Arresting the illegals delivering food for driving unregistered vehicles on sidewalks and the wrong way down one way streets? I'm all for it, but you need to say that. And then actually do it.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 10, 2025 05:18 PM (uCjyK)
It sounds like you're enjoying kitten yoga.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2025
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Oh, I didn't participate, just observed when I got back from running a couple of errands in the area. Kittens are always a delight to look at and play with. (Living with them, however, can have its drawbacks. Remember how I nicknamed Stirling "The Evil Black Kitten of War and Pestilence" in his early days?)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 10, 2025 05:18 PM (omVj0)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 10, 2025 05:18 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade
Voters in her district get paid one way or another for their votes plus and the election officials ignore it. Most inner city elections are held in rotten borough conditions. Very funny Blackadder III where Baldrick is put up for Parliament in such a place.
Posted by: whig at July 10, 2025 05:18 PM (ctrM5)
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She could have randomly picked ANY guy off of the street and done as well or better than Walz.
Posted by: Crusader at July 10, 2025 05:19 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 10, 2025 05:16 PM (CWTWj)
Was that the one that 'loved women'? Sitting with his legs crossed on a tailgate.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 10, 2025 05:18 PM (XZ6f
LOL
David Hogg has more testosterone than all of those dudes combined, and the commies chased him off.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 10, 2025 05:19 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 10, 2025 05:18 PM (XZ6f
I find that the gay men I have known really do love women.. As friends..
Posted by: It's me donna at July 10, 2025 05:19 PM (VE6XX)
If Kamala really chose Waltz as VP because he wanted a Mountain Dew, I love this for her. It's perfect.
Posted by: LizLem at July 10, 2025 05:15 PM
Tab and Diet Rite were always in our fridge because none of the kids would drink them. I don't like the chemical taste.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 10, 2025 05:19 PM (QsMb/)
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 10, 2025 05:18 PM
Eurofag style. Not in a manly American figure-4.
Posted by: toby928 at July 10, 2025 05:20 PM (jc0TO)
"I'm going to lower rent prices!" is never followed up with by a reporter with a question like "uhh.. how? How are you going to do that?" and forcing a candidate to actually explain anything.
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The answer would be by taxing billionaires and magically that will translate to cheaper housing.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 10, 2025 05:20 PM (ImXfC)
Posted by: whig at July 10, 2025 05:15 PM (ctrM5)
We have such a generous church welfare system, even with the accountability checks in place. Besides tithing, we also pay fast offerings every month, and they go right to the bishop who runs our local ward/church. He uses those offerings for families in our specific ward in need. They have paid for people's rent, mortgage, schooling, car repairs etc. when they are suffering.
I'm surprised more people don't join the church just as a scam to get free bennies, tbh! Maybe they have and I don't hear about it.
Posted by: LizLem at July 10, 2025 05:21 PM (gWBY1)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 10, 2025 05:20 PM (ImXfC)
I suppose.
They could say "we're going to work with ICE to deport the millions of illegals living here and driving up housing costs". That would get my vote!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 10, 2025 05:21 PM (uCjyK)
The answer would be by taxing billionaires and magically that will translate to cheaper housing.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 10, 2025 05:20 PM (ImXfC
That's always the answer
Posted by: It's me donna at July 10, 2025 05:21 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 10, 2025 05:20 PM
Fair.Share.
*drops mic*
Posted by: toby928 at July 10, 2025 05:21 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: LizLem at July 10, 2025 05:21 PM (gWBY1)
Sounds like a lot more work then just going to the government for your bennies.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 10, 2025 05:22 PM (uCjyK)
Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at July 10, 2025 05:22 PM (av+kn)
Posted by: toby928 at July 10, 2025 05:20 PM (jc0TO
The one where you gotta kick your hip 8" out cause real men's legs don't do that.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 10, 2025 05:22 PM (XZ6f8)
Posted by: Bulg at July 10, 2025 05:22 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: davidt at July 10, 2025 05:22 PM (i0F8b)
like beto claiming that while he was at the urinal in bucce's (sp? no entender) people would tell him they were republicans but agreed with him on gun control
Posted by: gnats local 678
... and then they'd turn and pee on my shoes.
Solidarity, baby!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at July 10, 2025 05:23 PM (Tv15w)
"Per The Hill:
Former Fox News host Bill O’Reilly said he discussed the Jeffrey Epstein case in March with President Trump, who told him there are “a lot of names associated” with the disgraced financier for innocuous reasons.
“I talked to President Trump, man-to-man, eye-to-eye, on St. Patrick’s Day about this. … And he said — and I agree — ‘There are a lot of names associated with Epstein that had nothing to do with Epstein’s conduct,’” O’Reilly said Wednesday during an appearance on NewsNation’s “Cuomo.”
“They maybe had lunch with them or maybe had some correspondence for one thing or another,” he told host Chris Cuomo.“If that name gets out,” O’Reilly continued, “those people are destroyed, because there’s not going to be any context. Media doesn’t care about context, so, you can’t do that. You can’t destroy a human being by putting out the files, whatever they may be.”
Posted by: whig at July 10, 2025 05:23 PM (ctrM5)
There was a brand of bread in the early Sixties, coming off the success of The Beverly Hillbillies on TV. "Hillbilly Bread." White, it featured little pockmarks where the yeast bubbles (I guess) had popped, unlike Sunbeam or other smoother white breads. It was okay, but I slathered it in peanut or regular butter most of the time. No idea what company had it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 10, 2025 05:23 PM (omVj0)
Posted by: Cheri at July 10, 2025 05:24 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: whig at July 10, 2025 05:18 PM (ctrM5)
Dunny-on-the-wold, AKA Outhouse on the Moor.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 10, 2025 05:24 PM (/HDaX)
Posted by: LizLem
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No caffeinated drinks is why. Where would they get their sugar caffeine fix from. J/K
Posted by: whig at July 10, 2025 05:24 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 10, 2025 05:24 PM (omVj0)
I know what that means - Ken has a mistress, and he's living with her and not with his wife anymore. Geez, Ken, couldn't you try to be just a little bit discreet about it?
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2025 05:25 PM (uWKK8)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 10, 2025 05:09 PM (g32zs)
Rancid sink water>>>>>>>>>> Mt Spew
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 10, 2025 05:25 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Judge Wally Gator at July 10, 2025 05:25 PM (5yGIt)
Posted by: whig at July 10, 2025 05:23 PM (ctrM5)
Oh, so that's the excuse we're going with.
Wouldn't it just then be easier to say "Epstein must have destroyed all of the evidence before he was arrested. We have no idea who he trafficked the girls to, we would only be making guesses based on who he socialized with."
But even that doesn't really work, because the FBI knows who the girls are, and the girls know who they were trafficked to.
Oh well.
That said, if someone had lunch with Epstein, especially after his conviction in FL, shouldn't the public know about that?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 10, 2025 05:25 PM (uCjyK)
I should go wash a car or something to bait the fates.
Posted by: toby928 at July 10, 2025 05:25 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: nobody at July 10, 2025 05:25 PM (NhiOW)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 10, 2025 05:25 PM (zhBpy)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 10, 2025 05:17 PM (lIio7)
Yes. And they will often have them do the Pathways program while they are getting aid if they don't have a job, to get some schooling and training as well. Which can be used to help get them a job in the future and out of poverty.
All of this would be good for government programs in NYC too, but it requires accountability, responsibility, transparency...
Posted by: LizLem at July 10, 2025 05:26 PM (gWBY1)
John Kerry Admits: ‘Trump Was Right’ About Immigration; Border ‘Under Siege’ During Biden Admin
Posted by: SMOD at July 10, 2025 05:26 PM (gaHF4)
Posted by: It's me donna
You know, somebody they can talk shoes and little festive hats to.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Living In a Beaver Cleaver World, at July 10, 2025 05:26 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 10, 2025 05:26 PM (omVj0)
How about Mellow Yellow? That's Coke's version of Pepsi's Mt. Dew.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 10, 2025 05:26 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Cheri at July 10, 2025 05:24 PM (oiNtH)
No, but even before I was 29 I was told to stay the F out of floodwaters, because fire ants ball up together to stay afloat, and will all jump on to the first "raft" they can find.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 10, 2025 05:27 PM (ULPxl)
I've been saying this for awhile. I have no doubt either that he used his position to help out his friend and big donor.
Posted by: polynikes at July 10, 2025 05:27 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: It's still a thing at July 10, 2025 05:27 PM (av+kn)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 10, 2025 05:27 PM (zhBpy)
Posted by: It's me donna
You know, somebody they can talk shoes and little festive hats to.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Living In a Beaver Cleaver World, at July 10, 2025 05:26 PM (L/fGl
That's so fierce.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 10, 2025 05:27 PM (XZ6f8)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2025 05:25 PM
Hiking the Appalachian Trail, as it were.
Posted by: toby928 at July 10, 2025 05:27 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Bulg at July 10, 2025 05:28 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: ShainS -- Three Days To 'FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! Day' at July 10, 2025 05:28 PM (itv8P)
Posted by: whig at July 10, 2025 05:18 PM (ctrM5)
Dunny-on-the-wold, AKA Outhouse on the Moor.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 10, 2025 05:24 PM (/HDaX)
I love that show! I just rewatched 'The Witchsmeller Pursuivant" last night, which is one of my favorite episodes of the entire series.
A Horse is being questioned on the witness stand, it makes a loud sound. Harry the Judge says "I didn't catch that, was that a yay or a nay?"
Witchsmeller - "it was a neigh, my lord, but I think he was lying!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2025 05:28 PM (uWKK8)
Our Bishop had to have an open and frank discussion with a lady in our ward after she demanded three different drivers pick up her daughter in one school, another daughter in another school, and herself for a doctor's appointment. She lives in a spot where both her daughter's schools have bus service to her home.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 10, 2025 05:28 PM (lIio7)
Posted by: whig at July 10, 2025 05:24 PM (ctrM5)
Hah! Caffeine is allowed. My husband drinks Mountain Dew like it's going out of style. Kamala should've picked him as VP!
But lately he's switched to G Fuel and powdered caffeinated water supplements, to still get that shot of caffeine without the sugar and to add electrolytes. Good for him.
Posted by: LizLem at July 10, 2025 05:28 PM (gWBY1)
Posted by: BurtTC
We can build about three for that price
Posted by: Military-Industrial Complex at July 10, 2025 05:28 PM (a+4eV)
I'm surprised more people don't join the church just as a scam to get free bennies, tbh! Maybe they have and I don't hear about it.
Posted by: LizLem
I replied jokingly above, but my personal take on LDS congregations that I have had contact with is that they are a high trust community that has a pretty realistic take on humanity. Grew up with some from the Missouri Community of Christ in school. Nice folks.
Posted by: whig at July 10, 2025 05:29 PM (ctrM5)
Cheerwine.
Posted by: It's still a thing at July 10, 2025 05:27 PM (av+kn)
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I like Cheerwine. I recently bought, but have npt yet had, a bottle of Moxie.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2025 05:29 PM (HZi96)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 10, 2025 05:24 PM (omVj0)
Looked it up and yep, I remember the label. Internet says it's still available at places like Target and Walmart.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 10, 2025 05:29 PM (/HDaX)
Posted by: SMOD at July 10, 2025 05:26 PM (gaHF4)
Crap now I don't really know if the border is as bad as they say. Or in the alternative, I need to know Kerry's ulterior motives.
Posted by: polynikes at July 10, 2025 05:29 PM (VofaG)
Then she carried an overwhelmed 230lb firefighter from a burning building while solving one of the Millennium Prize Problems. But CMI are a bunch of racists, so they won't give her credit.
and then everyone clapped
Posted by: brak at July 10, 2025 05:29 PM (jGJov)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2025 05:29 PM (HZi96)
There is no more Delaware punch
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 10, 2025 05:30 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: polynikes at July 10, 2025 05:29 PM (VofaG
Deserting a sinking ship (Biden)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 10, 2025 05:30 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Bulg at July 10, 2025 05:30 PM (77rzZ)
In any case it won't affect the important thing, the ground war, which continues at a glacial pace but still almost uniformly in Russia's favor.
But the "solved in 24 hours" thing can now presumably be formally retired.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 10, 2025 05:31 PM (1m82a)
Posted by: toby928 at July 10, 2025 05:31 PM (jc0TO)
Then she carried an overwhelmed 230lb firefighter from a burning building while solving one of the Millennium Prize Problems. But CMI are a bunch of racists, so they won't give her credit.
and then everyone clapped
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Spontaneously?
Posted by: Jeb B at July 10, 2025 05:31 PM (TN0g+)
But lately he's switched to G Fuel and powdered caffeinated water supplements, to still get that shot of caffeine without the sugar and to add electrolytes. Good for him.
Posted by: LizLem
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I knew a prof who is now a president of a university. He had a job interview at BYU for an assistant prof job. The first thing he answered when they asked if they could get him something to drink was coffee. They said we don't have that, so he asked for tea. No tea, then a soda. No soda. It was about this time it dawned on him why. This was in the 90's btw. Obviously, he did not get the job.
Posted by: whig at July 10, 2025 05:31 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 10, 2025
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I never look at the white bread section. Time to investigate.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 10, 2025 05:31 PM (omVj0)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2025 05:29 PM (HZi96)
Moxie is, in my humble opinion, disgusting. Same with that gross coffee brandy they love up there in Maine.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 10, 2025 05:31 PM (uCjyK)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 10, 2025 05:31 PM (omVj0)
I got my Suburban because the Mormon couple driving it left it in 4-high on the highway all the way from the south of the state to the north of the state, brought it into the shop where my stepdad was working because - shocker - the front end was going out, and abandoned it there after, I guess, convincing their bishop to buy them a different vehicle to continue their trip.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 10, 2025 05:32 PM (a+4eV)
"VioIence is all coming from MAGA, not the left ..."
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* Steve Scalise and Rand Paul fart in her general direction *
Posted by: ShainS -- Three Days To 'FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! Day' at July 10, 2025 05:32 PM (itv8P)
Posted by: Any Southern Baptist church at July 10, 2025 05:32 PM (av+kn)
and then everyone clapped
Jeb! Hardest hit.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 10, 2025 05:32 PM (XZ6f8)
Posted by: Bulg at July 10, 2025 05:32 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 10, 2025 05:32 PM (ImXfC)
A Horse is being questioned on the witness stand, it makes a loud sound. Harry the Judge says "I didn't catch that, was that a yay or a nay?"
Witchsmeller - "it was a neigh, my lord, but I think he was lying!"
Posted by: Tom Servo
Rowan also put out an excellent defense video of freedom of speech when Parliament was debating some idiotic new law abridging it.
Plus he is/was a great buddy of Clarkson and appeared on top gear a time or two. Rowan collects very expensive top end race cars like McLarens.
Posted by: whig at July 10, 2025 05:33 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 10, 2025 05:34 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: SMOD at July 10, 2025 05:26 PM (gaHF4)
"Only traitors help invaders" Time to arrest, AOC, Bass, Mayorkas and everyone involved. Take down Catholic Charities and the other religious org that took the bribe. Lock up those fucking judges, too.
Posted by: night lifted at July 10, 2025 05:34 PM (FZn/N)
Posted by: jsg at July 10, 2025 04:36 PM (s0Otf)
THIS. She is not the sharpest knife in the drawer, though. I expect one of her staffers or someone working at a Leftist political consulting outfit is writing scripts for Jasmine to act-out in public.
Posted by: Jasmine Crockett at July 10, 2025 05:34 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
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When a Democrat is elected President is when.
Posted by: whig at July 10, 2025 05:34 PM (ctrM5)
That eyelash glue if inhaled can really screw with your brain. Like huffing spray paint.
Posted by: Cheri at July 10, 2025 05:35 PM (oiNtH)
Look at the difference between Jasmine Blap dab a dap and Justice Thomas.
One can talk and argue intelligently while the the other just acts like street trash. How do we get out of this mess?
Posted by: melodicmetal1 at July 10, 2025 05:35 PM (XLfSN)
Posted by: Ordinary American
O'shit, o'shit, o'shit.
Trump has the journ-o-list.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 10, 2025 05:35 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Any Southern Baptist church
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Drinking and dancing rights are reserved for that row as they are going to hell anyway.
Posted by: whig at July 10, 2025 05:35 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 10, 2025 05:36 PM (/HDaX)
Grandpa Jones loved Mountain Dew:
https://tinyurl.com/2muwjmkt
Posted by: publius
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I tasted the real stuff in the seventies (via Grandpa). I would rather drink diesel personally.
Posted by: whig at July 10, 2025 05:36 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: whig at July 10, 2025 05:31 PM (ctrM5)
If you are employed by BYU, I think you have to live the BYU standards. BYU as a school banned caffeine/soda for decades, so of course it spread like a cultural virus that you could not drink caffeine at all, if you were a "good" mormon. It became an insufferable holier-than-thou thing, but there was no officially policy against soda, just black tea and coffee.
The cynical side of me thinks BYU reversed this ban when they realized all the money they were losing out on, not getting Pepsi or Coke on campus as an official sponsor. Those exclusive contracts with a soda brand for universities is a big deal! But I loved that it threw the holie- than-thous in a tizzy. How can they judge their fellow members now, if not by caffeine consumption!
Posted by: LizLem at July 10, 2025 05:38 PM (gWBY1)
Posted by: Bulg
Good for you too. No additives, high protein, fiber, no saturated fat, no sugar, low calories.
Posted by: Cheri at July 10, 2025 05:38 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Stacy0311 at July 10, 2025 05:41 PM (aXBkC)
Posted by: polynikes
Hey now, I like Fresca.
meh. it was better when they made it with saccharine.
Posted by: anachronda at July 10, 2025 05:43 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 10, 2025 05:18 PM (W2Pud)
This is the way.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 10, 2025 05:46 PM (Cg3Gl)
Posted by: LizLem
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Baptists have a similar doctrine except on other items related to avoidance of those (booze, dancing, etc) in order to avoid sinning.
Course, the Church of Christ view the Baptists as heathens, the Methodists view the Baptists as Neanderthals, and the Presbyterian/Episcopal churches view all of the above as hopelessly unenlightened. Catholics consider all of these as endorsing heretical ideals and so on.
"National Brotherhood Week" satirical song by Tom Lehrer about sums it up when the hard core of any denomination get to talking religion.
Posted by: whig at July 10, 2025 05:47 PM (ctrM5)
Actually, he cinched the VP spot because he always orders bacon bits on the side.
Posted by: Puddin' at July 10, 2025 05:51 PM (aICNM)
Posted by: Captain Fantastic at July 10, 2025 05:52 PM (uEWUd)
Posted by: Any Southern Baptist church
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Squirrely Joe's coffee had a fantastic essay on a church solving it's awkward "find a seat" problems with assigned seating - nameplates on permanent seating, with higher tithers choosing either front or back row as preferred, and a special "elect for the day" section for visitors. (Reform, don't cha know) I haven't had the coffee yet, but I want to try based on their writing efforts. No way AI can get the religious minutiae that well.
Posted by: moki at July 10, 2025 06:03 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: Texican ette at July 10, 2025 06:26 PM (SNf74)
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