Paul Sperry: The Criminal Case for Comey's and Brennan's Perjury is Real and It's Spectacular

Explosive new evidence suggests that some of the highest-ranking officials in the Obama-era CIA and FBI perjured themselves regarding their claims that Russian President Vladimir Putin helped Donald Trump secure his victory in 2016.
A newly released CIA review challenges their sworn denials to Congress that the Steele dossier -- a discredited set of allegations about Trump funded by Hillary Clinton's campaign -- was used as the basis for the years-long Russiagate probe that hamstrung President Trump's first term.
The eight-page review conducted by career CIA analysts found the dossier did, in fact, worm its way into the text of the highly classified report known as an Intelligence Community Assessment (ICA) to buttress the thinly sourced, yet inflammatory allegation that "Putin and the Russian Government aspired to help President-elect Trump's election chances."
"Ultimately, agency heads decided to include a two-page summary of the dossier as an annex to the ICA, with a disclaimer that the material was not used 'to reach the analytic conclusions,'" the CIA review said on page five. "However, by placing a reference to the annex material in the main body of the ICA as the fourth supporting bullet for the judgment that Putin 'aspired' to help Trump win, the ICA implicitly elevated [the dossier's] unsubstantiated claims to the status of credible supporting evidence, compromising the analytical integrity of the judgment."
The CIA's "lessons-learned" report contradicts Obama administration officials' claims -- most of which were made under oath -- that they did not use the since-debunked dossier.
Former CIA Director John Brennan, for one, insisted in his sworn May 2017 testimony before Congress that the Steele dossier was not "in any way" used as a basis for the so-called ICA completed in late December 2016. Later, during a May 2023 House Judiciary Committee interview, Brennan claimed: "The CIA was very much opposed to having any reference or inclusion of the Steele dossier in the Intelligence Community Assessment."
Likewise, then-National Intelligence Director James Clapper said in an official January 2017 statement that "we did not rely upon [the dossier] in any way for our conclusions." Several months later, he assured Congress the dossier was "not a formal part of the Intelligence Community Assessment."
More recently, Clapper also swore, "We didn't use [the dossier] in our Intelligence Community Assessment" and "We didn't use it for the Intelligence Community Assessment, we didn't draw on it." [Emphasis added.] In the same May 2023 House Judiciary interview, which was conducted in closed session but during which he was advised of federal perjury laws, he expounded that "the team that put together the Intelligence Community Assessment was not to draw on it as a source for the Intelligence Community Assessment. So you won't find a footnote using the dossier as a source."
While testifying in a December 2017 deposition, moreover, former deputy FBI Director Andrew McCabe asserted that although a written summary of the dossier was appended to the classified version of the ICA, it was never referred to "in the main body" of the intel report.
"I participated in conversations [with Brennan and Clapper] in the consideration of how to handle the Steele reporting with respect to the ICA. And ultimately it ended up being included in 'attachment A,' rather than in the main body of the report," he told the House Intelligence Committee, according to a transcript of the closed-door interview. "It's handled and referred to in an appendix," he added, "and not in the main body."
McCabe's boss, former FBI Director James B. Comey, swore the same thing during a September 2020 Senate Judiciary Committee hearing: "It was significant enough and consistent enough with other intelligence that it ought to be included, but it wasn't sufficiently corroborated to be in the body of the Intelligence Community Assessment."
The CIA review shows that the unverified and now-debunked dossier was used as support for the intelligence analysis, not just as a sidebar as Obama officials have maintained. And they relied on it to back the most inflammatory finding in the intelligence report.
The new report also raises fresh questions about the candor of the Obama administration's top intel operatives and whether they politicized intelligence to paint incoming GOP President Donald Trump as compromised by the Kremlin.
In an X post last week, deputy CIA Director Michael Ellis said newly declassified CIA emails "show how Brennan personally intervened to insert the Steele dossier's lies into intelligence analysis" over the objections of his top Russia analysts at Langley.

Margot Cleveland of the Federalist writes that the case is even worse than Ratcliffe's report suggested.

A still-classified staff report compiled by the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence (HPSCI) found the John Brennan-led 2016 Intelligence Community Assessment ("ICA") on Russian Election Interference significantly worse and significantly more corrupt than conveyed in the memorandum released last week by CIA Director John Ratcliffe, according to sources familiar with the report. The HPSCI staff report also reveals more details of the corruption, the sources told The Federalist.
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But those problems and the others detailed in the CIA report pale in comparison to the real corruption at play, according to sources familiar with a separate HPSCI staff report. Those sources told The Federalist that HPSCI, under the leadership of then-Chair Devin Nunes, "found the ICA significantly worse and significantly more corrupt than was conveyed in the CIA report." The staff report also reveals more details related to the ICA's report on Russia's 2016 influence campaign.
The HPSCI staff report, however, remains classified. In a letter to President Trump last week, current HPSCI Chair Rick Crawford, R-Ark., noted there was a strong public interest in the report being declassified. A HPSCI spokesperson told The Federalist that "it is the Committee's view that the information in this report should be released to the public." The spokesperson added that Chairman Crawford has raised this issue with CIA leadership.
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Given his record, there is no reason to doubt that Director Ratcliffe will ensure the HPSCI staff report will be declassified when the time is right. Here, the public would be well advised to remember that transparency and accountability may sometimes be at cross purposes: It may well be that Director Ratcliffe or the other members of the Trump Administration working to rid D.C. of the Augean-stable levels of corruption have not yet finished investigating the additional details and/or individuals implicated in the HPSCI staff report. And if that is the case, perjury may be the least of Brennan's worries.

Matt Taibbi thinks that this dispute is mostly a "misunderstanding." He says that Ratcliffe wrote his short 8-page report in order to give Kash Patel the grounds to open a perjury investigation, but one shouldn't take this as Ratcliffe's last word on the subject. He says the other allegations can come in once the investigation has begun.

He says that at least the full report on Brennan's and Comey's crimes has now been released from the CIA vault in which it had been hidden.

The HPSCI report has remained classified and "in a vault at the CIA" for seven long years. This followed the same pattern as the WMD episode, where the CIA did not release its full 93-page National Intelligence Estimate* on Iraq until 2015, thirteen years after a redacted version was released to the public to sell the invasion. The full document, hidden from the American public before the war, determined there was no operational tie between Saddam Hussein and al Qaeda.
HPSCI investigators who hoped the new Trump administration would aggressively pursue the leads Kash Patel's team dug up in 2017 and 2018 were both puzzled by the release of Ratcliffe's relatively tamer report last week, and upset that their more hard-hitting work remained locked up. After Crawford sent his letter, however, Trump interceded and Ratcliffe returned the original HPSCI report to Crawford on the Hill. The HPSCI material remains classified, but at least it's no longer being "held hostage" at Langley, as Crawford put it, in a public note of thanks tweeted last Thursday.
The news that the FBI is now opening criminal investigations into Brennan and Comey seems to have mollified some of those close to the original HPSCI investigation. "I don't know how the fuck they got here, but I'm happy they did," laughed one source familiar with the full HPSCI report.
The same source was not disappointed that the FBI is "only" looking at charges like perjury or conspiracy. "You have to understand, there's no statute that really fits what these people did," the source said. "But there is one against lying to Congress, and given that that's what they have to work with, the Ratcliffe report makes more sense to me now."

🚨 WATCH: Fox�s @brithume on the investigation into former CIA Director John Brennan and former FBI Director James Comey: �It�s worthy of investigation.�

�It all comes down once again after all these years to the Steele Dossier which was a dogs breakfast of scurrilous� pic.twitter.com/p1KSiUsxIZ
— TV News Now (@TVNewsNow) July 9, 2025

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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 15, 2025 05:29 PM (e5NfL)

2 As flight risks they should be jailed until trial... In three years.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 15, 2025 05:29 PM (/lPRQ)

3 I’m glad this is happening, but you can’t convict anyone in Washington DC that’s a Democrat.

Something like 95% of them voted against Trump, how on earth are you gonna get a fair jury on that?

But At least ring up some expensive legal bills

Posted by: Maroon at July 15, 2025 05:30 PM (mjCXl)

4 Obama stated there wasn't one smigeon of corruption in his administration.

Yep, there was a boatload. So he didn't lie, for once.

Posted by: torabora at July 15, 2025 05:30 PM (DoOmQ)

5 And nothing is even going to happen, the statute of limitations has long passed for any crime they committed.

And I get the fact they can do the continuous *conspiracy* thing and charge back crimes committed decades ago, but that is never going to happen.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 15, 2025 05:31 PM (e5NfL)

6 Gee, it's almost as if the CIA is not working for the American people...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2025 05:31 PM (ynpvh)

7 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The Candy Corn God at July 15, 2025 05:31 PM (vFG9F)

8 Haven't these tools collectively shrugged their shoulders at the charges while quietly lawyering up with some very expensive legal firms?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 15, 2025 05:31 PM (tT6L1)

9 I’m glad this is happening, but you can’t convict anyone in Washington DC that’s a Democrat.

Something like 95% of them voted against Trump, how on earth are you gonna get a fair jury on that?

But At least ring up some expensive legal bills

Posted by: Maroon at July 15, 2025 05:30 PM

Using the conspiracy charges they can bring charges against them all in Florida because they conspired to commit a crime when they authorized the raid of Mar A Lago. They would definitely get an indictment and most likely a conviction in Florida.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 15, 2025 05:32 PM (e5NfL)

10 Posted by: The Candy Corn God at July 15, 2025 05:31 PM (vFG9F)

I don't believe in candy corn or its god.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2025 05:33 PM (2GCMq)

11 In before the "nothing will happen" crowd.

/I want waterboarding therapy, blood, and executions ... but mostly executions.

Posted by: ShainS at July 15, 2025 05:33 PM (2frq+)

12 9 I’m glad this is happening, but you can’t convict anyone in Washington DC that’s a Democrat.

Nothing says it has to be tried in DC

Posted by: It's me donna at July 15, 2025 05:34 PM (VE6XX)

13 The entire IC is a hive of villainy and scum

I dare say it is even worse than portrayed in these reports

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 15, 2025 05:34 PM (i5Vkf)

14 It wasn't used in the assessment and had no bearing on the decision. We only included it as an appendix and referenced the appendix several times in the decision.

Makes perfect sense.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at July 15, 2025 05:35 PM (D1vbu)

15 "I don't believe in candy corn or its god.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke"

No candy corn for you!

Posted by: The Candy Corn God at July 15, 2025 05:35 PM (vFG9F)

16 They should publicly hang Comey and Brennan. That’s what we used to do to traitors and the old ways seem to be the best ways to

Posted by: Vengeance at July 15, 2025 05:35 PM (jlcJz)

17 15 "I don't believe in candy corn or its god.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke"

No candy corn for you!

Posted by: The Candy Corn God at July 15, 2025 05:35 PM (vFG9F)

Maybe she prefers Peeps.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2025 05:36 PM (ynpvh)

18 Posted by: The Candy Corn God at July 15, 2025 05:35 PM (vFG9F)

Thank God. 😊

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2025 05:37 PM (2GCMq)

19 "Using the conspiracy charges they can bring charges against them all in Florida because they conspired to commit a crime when they authorized the raid of Mar A Lago. They would definitely get an indictment and most likely a conviction in Florida.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)"

I always did like you.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2025 05:37 PM (fV+MH)

20 It depends on how and where you file the indictment. It doesn’t have to be in DC. In fact it is being talked about filing this in Florida. FAFO douchebags.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 15, 2025 05:37 PM (jlcJz)

21 Maybe she prefers Peeps.

Nope; Awful stuff.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2025 05:38 PM (2GCMq)

22 I don't believe in candy corn or its god

We have irrefutable proof of the existence of candy corn. Can you say the same about god?

Posted by: Brach's at July 15, 2025 05:38 PM (TbWk/)

23 ”You have to understand, there's no statute that really fits what these people did,"

Bullshit. Hell, there’s probably at least 5 or 6, up to and including Capital punishment as a remedy, most likely.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2025 05:38 PM (NqWk4)

24 I mean, we KNOW there's a peep God.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2025 05:39 PM (fV+MH)

25 Way back when they were going after Trump Comey and McCabe gave contradicting testimony.
The contradiction was not ambiguous. One or the other should have been charged at the time.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2025 05:39 PM (VofaG)

26
Bullshit. Hell, there’s probably at least 5 or 6, up to and including Capital punishment as a remedy, most likely.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2025 05:38 PM (NqWk4)
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Deprivation of rights under color of law. They get that it's huge.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 15, 2025 05:40 PM (tT6L1)

27 When I see the name Paul Sperry my minds eye pictures Thurston Howell with Tucker Carlson sitting on a yacht without socks. The blue blazer khaki combo.
I know that's specific but I think shoes.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 15, 2025 05:40 PM (TmEds)

28 Way back when they were going after Trump Comey and McCabe gave contradicting testimony.
The contradiction was not ambiguous. One or the other should have been charged at the time.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2025 05:39 PM (VofaG)

It was true, from a certain point of view.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 15, 2025 05:40 PM (MGB5H)

29 Out of all the Russiagate conspirators, the one I really want to see fry is Brennan. That SOB has mocked and thumbed his nose so many times at the prospect of justice coming for him that it might be one of the things I most want for Christmas!

Not to say that I don't also want to see Comey, Clapper, Yates and others get their comeuppance as well. Here's hoping the DOJ has all it's bases covered and goes all in!

Posted by: Tracy at July 15, 2025 05:40 PM (xbo5+)

30 24 I mean, we KNOW there's a peep God.
Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2025 05:39 PM (fV+MH)

Who wants us fat, diabetic, and riddled with tooth decay.

Posted by: Thank you Oh Peep Lord for my toothaches at July 15, 2025 05:40 PM (TbWk/)

31 Posted by: Brach's at July 15, 2025 05:38 PM (TbWk/)

Somehow I think Brach's is not into theological arguments, only profits.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2025 05:41 PM (2GCMq)

32 This would help Bondi out of the pit she's dug.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2025 05:41 PM (blT2t)

33 I don't want anything to happen other than Brennan and Comey to get completely and utterly humiliated in the most public way possible, to a point people are embarrassed to be seen with one of Comey's shitty books, and Brennan never to be invited on a talk show to spew his opinion ever again.

I don't want them to be in jail; I want them to be laughingstocks. I want news anchor to roll their eyes every time one of them speaks, tweets, or writes anything to anyone. I want them to be emblems of incompetence and perfidy.

Jail? fuck that. So, they get to be heroes? Nope. Just publish every sniggling lie they ever told. Make their families chance their last name, lest they be associated with such twits and losers.

That's what I want.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at July 15, 2025 05:41 PM (D1vbu)

34 This is only the tip of the iceberg for Brennan. When he was at the agency a whole bunch of crap went on with relation to UBL and some of the GWOT bad actors. A lot of people are of the opinion that armed forces members were killed because of this scumbags liberal political leanings. His ROE interference is pretty damning. Hopefully they get to all that.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 15, 2025 05:41 PM (fB/cf)

35 I was on the beach last night and saw, written in the sand:

YEET COMEY.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 15, 2025 05:42 PM (W2Pud)

36 Evidence be damned. There's not a court anywhere in the country that would convict these assholes. Especially in the capitol city.

Better to just shoot them "while trying to escape."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2025 05:42 PM (Q4IgG)

37
Ex post facto bill of attainder double jeopardy statute of limitations. So there..

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2025 05:42 PM (uodT0)

38 It was true, from a certain point of view.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 15, 2025 05:40 PM (MGB5H)

You'll find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view.

Posted by: Obiwan Kenobi at July 15, 2025 05:42 PM (TbWk/)

39 I like caramels which is about the only candy which I can believe In now , since I can't eat chocolate but I wouldn't ascribe divinity to it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2025 05:42 PM (2GCMq)

40 I really want to do my Flounder imitation "Oh boy, is this great!" but until I see indictments I'll wait to celebrate. I'd be willing to bet that Brennan would turn informant quickly however.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2025 05:42 PM (volu5)

41 “It all comes down once again after all these years to the Steele Dossier which was a dogs breakfast of scurrilous allegations against Trump, put together as we all know by a former British intelligence agent at the behest and in the pay of the Hillary Clinton campaign.”

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You misspoke "vomitous dogshit," Brit.

Posted by: ShainS at July 15, 2025 05:42 PM (2frq+)

42 Imagine if we eliminated the notion of two standards of justice - one for connected leftists and one for everyone else. Most Uniparty hacks would be in jail...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2025 05:43 PM (t0Rmr)

43 Don’t know why lying to Congress is such a crime. They lie to us all the time. Tits with tats, amiright?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 15, 2025 05:43 PM (9yZF5)

44 This should put the Epstein stuff on a back burner but won't. The Democrats see an opening to divide MAGA so they will keep pushing it. How we are all so disappointed. This is pushing Trump's poll numbers down while the Left is laughing at us.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 15, 2025 05:43 PM (t/2Uw)

45 I assume it was Comey who lied because they gave McCabe back his pension with back pay and paid all his legal fees.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2025 05:43 PM (VofaG)

46 You'll find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view.
Posted by: Obiwan Kenobi at July 15, 2025 05:42 PM

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Wait ... I don't mean that absolutely, of course.

Never mind.

Posted by: toby928 at July 15, 2025 05:44 PM (jc0TO)

47 You misspoke "vomitous dogshit," Brit.
Posted by: ShainS at July 15, 2025 05:42 PM (2frq+)
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Still impressed Brit used the word "scurrilous."

Most J School grads have no idea that word exists, let alone what it means.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 15, 2025 05:44 PM (tT6L1)

48 A good peach pie...I mean a realllly good peach pie, I ascribe divinity to.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2025 05:44 PM (fV+MH)

49 44 This should put the Epstein stuff on a back burner but won't. The Democrats see an opening to divide MAGA so they will keep pushing it. How we are all so disappointed. This is pushing Trump's poll numbers down while the Left is laughing at us.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 15, 2025 05:43 PM (t/2Uw)

It was not handled very well.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2025 05:44 PM (ynpvh)

50 25 Way back when they were going after Trump Comey and McCabe gave contradicting testimony.
The contradiction was not ambiguous. One or the other should have been charged at the time.

Posted by: polynikes
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Yes. It's time to hang some apples back on the tree.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2025 05:44 PM (blT2t)

51 So prosecute. Don’t talk about it. Do it. Until then, suck a duck.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 15, 2025 05:44 PM (NgBDl)

52 Gee, it's almost as if the CIA is not working for the American people...

Was it ever? The precursor, the OSS, under Bill Donovan was stuffed to the gills with left wingers. They helped usher in the communists in China and elsewhere. Very mixed bag from what we know, and there’s an awful lot we don’t know.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2025 05:44 PM (W8kN7)

53 48 A good peach pie...I mean a realllly good peach pie, I ascribe divinity to.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2025 05:44 PM (fV+MH)

Pecan Pie.
Strawberry Rhubarb.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2025 05:44 PM (ynpvh)

54 I don't believe in candy corn or its god.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

JFC. Give it a rest.

Posted by: Ffs at July 15, 2025 05:44 PM (9BhPJ)

55
The American public is entitled to these (future, I hope) defendants' speedy and public trial.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2025 05:45 PM (HL/Ld)

56 When I see the name Paul Sperry my minds eye pictures Thurston Howell with Tucker Carlson sitting on a yacht without socks. The blue blazer khaki combo.
I know that's specific but I think shoes.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 15, 2025 05:40 PM (TmEds)

Because Sperry Topsiders. Very popular with 80s rich-ass prep kids.

Posted by: And faggy pastel polo shirts at July 15, 2025 05:45 PM (TbWk/)

57 51 So prosecute. Don’t talk about it. Do it. Until then, suck a duck.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 15, 2025 05:44 PM (NgBDl)

Do I have to? --Kumala

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2025 05:45 PM (ynpvh)

58 I'm sorry. I'm being silly on a serious thread. I'll go now. Well, actually I have a Bible study with the lovely folks at the senior care center. Have a good late afternoon and evening, folks.

And I do pray for accountability for the deep state folks in this life.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2025 05:45 PM (2GCMq)

59 No candy corn for you!

Posted by: The Candy Corn God at July 15, 2025 05:35 PM (vFG9F)

Maybe she prefers Peeps.
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I prefer Bottle Caps. And Spree.

Posted by: Crusader at July 15, 2025 05:45 PM (TN0g+)

60 With my eyes I have beheld candy corn.

Posted by: toby928 at July 15, 2025 05:45 PM (jc0TO)

61
A good peach pie...I mean a realllly good peach pie, I ascribe divinity to.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2025 05:44 PM (fV+MH)

________
.
Cooper Farms peach pie with vanilla ice cream.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2025 05:46 PM (uodT0)

62 Using the conspiracy charges they can bring charges against them all in Florida because they conspired to commit a crime when they authorized the raid of Mar A Lago. They would definitely get an indictment and most likely a conviction in Florida.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 15, 2025 05:32 PM (e5NfL)

And this is why the push to kick out Bondi has been so out of the blue and immediate this week...she probably helped come up with this strategy to get to FL...they probably thought they were home free with DC juries for all their crimes.

Posted by: Nova Local at July 15, 2025 05:46 PM (tOcjL)

63 Don’t forget Brennan was an agency briefer for Clinton. His bullshit goes back that far. He was involved in some of the Gothic Serpent decisions and failures.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 15, 2025 05:46 PM (fB/cf)

64 Comey isn’t in jail yet.

Why?

Posted by: yeet at July 15, 2025 05:47 PM (W2Pud)

65 Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
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Obi-Wan's correct response should have been, "Don't give me that moral-relativistic bullshit!!"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 15, 2025 05:47 PM (XZ5S6)

66 Brennan didn't think Trump would win and he also didn't think anyone would read his emails?

You'd think they'd know not to put it in writing?

Brennan didn't think he'd get caught.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 15, 2025 05:47 PM (TmEds)

67 Ex post facto bill of attainder double jeopardy statute of limitations. So there..
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2025 05:42 PM (uodT0)

Ipso facto post hoc coitus interruptus sic transit gloria mundi.

Posted by: Latin, because this is a classy joint at July 15, 2025 05:47 PM (TbWk/)

68 Posted by: Ffs at July 15, 2025 05:44 PM (9BhPJ)

I'm sorry I offended your candy corn God. BTW, it was a joke
I'm glad nobody says silly stuff on other threads.
LOL. I laugh at regular posters who change their handle to berate me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2025 05:47 PM (2GCMq)

69 This needs to be tried somewhere other than in DC. No DC jury will convict

Posted by: Pj at July 15, 2025 05:47 PM (DyvBy)

70 This two sets of rules crap is getting old.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 15, 2025 05:47 PM (W2Pud)

71
Brennan didn't think he'd get caught.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 15, 2025 05:47 PM (TmEds)
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I'm going with Brennan isn't nearly as smart as he thinks he is. Expert class and all that.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 15, 2025 05:48 PM (tT6L1)

72 Circus peanuts.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 15, 2025 05:48 PM (viF8m)

73 I knew they were lying even as they spoke.

What do I win?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2025 05:48 PM (JvZF+)

74 64 Comey isn’t in jail yet.

Why?

Posted by: yeet at July 15, 2025 05:47 PM (W2Pud)

Judges like Judge Tandoori Chicken

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2025 05:49 PM (ynpvh)

75 71
Brennan didn't think he'd get caught.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 15, 2025 05:47 PM (TmEds)
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I'm going with Brennan isn't nearly as smart as he thinks he is. Expert class and all that.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 15, 2025 05:48 PM (tT6L1)

Wrong - Fedgov is all about CYA, so they write briefs and memos for everything and keep them...even if they spoke publicly to something else. They thought testimony never mattered.

Posted by: Nova Local at July 15, 2025 05:49 PM (tOcjL)

76 I doubt these people will ever get what they deserve but I want the truth out there.

Truth and Reconciliation Committee with subpoena and execution powers.

Posted by: toby928 at July 15, 2025 05:49 PM (jc0TO)

77 I prefer Bottle Caps. And Spree.
Posted by: Crusader at July 15, 2025 05:45 PM (TN0g+)

Also SweetTarts. And Nerds. But only when I was a kid. Now I can't stand most purely-sugar-based candy like that.

Posted by: Age removes joy from life at July 15, 2025 05:49 PM (TbWk/)

78 72 Circus peanuts.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 15, 2025 05:48 PM (viF8m)

Hey, I ate Candy Corn, Circus Peanuts, and a host of other sweets; I wasn't picky.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2025 05:49 PM (ynpvh)

79 " With my eyes I have beheld candy corn.
Posted by: toby928 "

I've seen fire and I've seen rain.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2025 05:50 PM (fV+MH)

80 Ipso facto post hoc coitus interruptus sic transit gloria mundi.
Posted by: Latin, because this is a classy joint at July 15, 2025 05:47 PM (TbWk/)
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Prima nocte. Dominos et checkers.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 15, 2025 05:50 PM (XZ5S6)

81 I love when I get the “Object reference not set to instance of an object.” , error message.

Of all the wierd shit I’ve heard in my life, this phrase is the most meaningless thing I have ever heard.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 15, 2025 05:50 PM (9yZF5)

82 What makes anyone think the stuff in the Epstein portfolio is legit? Big parts of it were sourced from second hand sources like the Russia crap material on Trump. Half of the problem is discovering its legitimacy. Honestly the only person who cares is apparently that Loomer idiot and now the Democrats.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 15, 2025 05:50 PM (fB/cf)

83 77 I prefer Bottle Caps. And Spree.
Posted by: Crusader at July 15, 2025 05:45 PM (TN0g+)

Also SweetTarts. And Nerds. But only when I was a kid. Now I can't stand most purely-sugar-based candy like that.

Posted by: Age removes joy from life at July 15, 2025 05:49 PM (TbWk/)

I used to add sugar to my Frosted Flakes...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2025 05:50 PM (ynpvh)

84 I prefer Bottle Caps. And Spree.
Posted by: Crusader at July 15, 2025 05:45 PM (TN0g+)

Also SweetTarts. And Nerds. But only when I was a kid. Now I can't stand most purely-sugar-based candy like that.
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I've never met a kid that didn't like SweetTarts.

Posted by: Crusader at July 15, 2025 05:50 PM (TN0g+)

85 Two sets of rules would be a damn sight better than what we have now, there’s probably 25 different sets of rules

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2025 05:50 PM (W8kN7)

86 79 " With my eyes I have beheld candy corn.
Posted by: toby928 "

I've seen fire and I've seen rain.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2025 05:50 PM (fV+MH)

I've listened to Earth, Wind, and Fire...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2025 05:51 PM (ynpvh)

87 I can't wait for Jim Jordan to sink his merciless claws into these seditionists.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 15, 2025 05:51 PM (2ap+5)

88 This two sets of rules crap is getting old.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 15, 2025 05:47 PM (W2Pud)

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Hey nurse. The one which always got me: The ruling class having parties during COVD and requiring the help to wear a mask while they were mask free.

Meanwhile, lefties refused to see a problem with this behavior.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 15, 2025 05:51 PM (tT6L1)

89 I've never met a kid that didn't like SweetTarts.

Posted by: Crusader at July 15, 2025 05:50 PM (TN0g+)

I was that kid...Smarties, too...hate them then, and still hate them now, even though they are a candy I can eat...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 15, 2025 05:51 PM (tOcjL)

90 Despite the fact nothing will happen to him I want it make crystal clear that Obama was behind all of this. I want his reputation permanently destroyed.

Lying communist cocksucker. He did more to divide this country than any president in my lifetime.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 15, 2025 05:51 PM (viF8m)

91 MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, orange sugar flowing down
Someone left the candy corn out in the rain

Posted by: Some liberties were taken at July 15, 2025 05:52 PM (TbWk/)

92 Two sets of rules would be a damn sight better than what we have now, there’s probably 25 different sets of rules
Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2025 05:50 PM

Still just two as old as time: The Strong do as they will while the Weak suffer what they must.

Posted by: toby928 at July 15, 2025 05:52 PM (jc0TO)

93 >Very popular with 80s rich-ass prep kids.

IZOD alligator & Ralph Lauren polos too

Posted by: cherries in season at July 15, 2025 05:52 PM (G7LMi)

94 >>Hey, I ate Candy Corn, Circus Peanuts, and a host of other sweets; I wasn't picky.

I actually like candy corn and circus peanuts in small doses every once in a while.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 15, 2025 05:52 PM (viF8m)

95 Candy porn >>> candy corn

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 15, 2025 05:52 PM (NgBDl)

96 Two sets of rules would be a damn sight better than what we have now, there’s probably 25 different sets of rules
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We're now full-circle back to California, but I've never fully understood how the entire automotive industry just nodded its head when ONE SINGLE STATE decided that THEY should be the one that makes up the rules for what car makers could and couldn't offer.

Posted by: Crusader at July 15, 2025 05:52 PM (TN0g+)

97 91 MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, orange sugar flowing down
Someone left the candy corn out in the rain

Posted by: Some liberties were taken at July 15, 2025 05:52 PM (TbWk/)

Seems like some folks would be happy if the recipe was lost...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2025 05:52 PM (ynpvh)

98 put together as we all know by a former British intelligence agent at the behest and in the pay of the Hillary Clinton campaign.”
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Former British intelligence agent? Maybe 'former' in name only.

How does hairy muslim ass taste, Great Britain?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 15, 2025 05:53 PM (Dv3i1)

99 Cooper Farms peach pie with vanilla ice cream.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2025 05:46 PM (uodT0)

You ain't kidding. Cooper Farms' pies are really something.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 15, 2025 05:53 PM (4/BuS)

100 You can’t destroy Obama’s reputation because he never earned it. It was created in the minds of delusional leftists. Unless you can cure delusional thinking, it’s untouchable.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 15, 2025 05:53 PM (9yZF5)

101 Necco wafers. Almost as bad as those weird circular cardboard cough suppressant things in the tins. And wax filled anythings, those orange “peanut” styrofoam things, and some weird confection that was dots of colored “candy” affixed to a strip of paper.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2025 05:54 PM (W8kN7)

102 The only former intelligence agents are the dead ones.

Posted by: toby928 at July 15, 2025 05:54 PM (jc0TO)

103 Zotz.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 15, 2025 05:55 PM (2ap+5)

104 Despite the fact nothing will happen to him I want it make crystal clear that Obama was behind all of this. I want his reputation permanently destroyed.

Lying communist cocksucker. He did more to divide this country than any president in my lifetime.
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I believe the AoS style guide suggests "Lying Kenyan muslim marxist cocksucker" when referring to him.

Posted by: Crusader at July 15, 2025 05:55 PM (TN0g+)

105 What makes anyone think the stuff in the Epstein portfolio is legit? Big parts of it were sourced from second hand sources like the Russia crap material on Trump. Half of the problem is discovering its legitimacy. Honestly the only person who cares is apparently that Loomer idiot and now the Democrats.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 15, 2025 05:50 PM

And there were multiple false accusations made on completely innocent people. While I don't doubt there is a client list floating around someplace*, there are most likely innocent people listed on it.

*If Trump's name was on any list innocent or not, it would have come out ten years ago, so I am 96.85% confident his name was on nothing.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 15, 2025 05:55 PM (e5NfL)

106 Sperry Topsiders are the gayest fucking things that ever gayed. No man ever wore them who didn’t want a dick in his ass. Yes, they are that gay.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 15, 2025 05:55 PM (NgBDl)

107 Necco wafers. Almost as bad as those weird circular cardboard cough suppressant things in the tins. And wax filled anythings, those orange “peanut” styrofoam things, and some weird confection that was dots of colored “candy” affixed to a strip of paper.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2025 05:54 PM (W8kN7)
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Jujubes. Good for ripping your teeth out.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 15, 2025 05:55 PM (XZ5S6)

108 Worst candy: that purple gum that tastes like soap. How are they still in business?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 15, 2025 05:56 PM (9yZF5)

109 I hate Liquorice.

Posted by: toby928 at July 15, 2025 05:57 PM (jc0TO)

110 106 Sperry Topsiders are the gayest fucking things that ever gayed. No man ever wore them who didn’t want a dick in his ass. Yes, they are that gay.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 15, 2025 05:55 PM (NgBDl)

There is nothing cool about them - they are just what a brohemian wears.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 15, 2025 05:57 PM (2ap+5)

111 You can’t destroy Obama’s reputation because he never earned it. It was created in the minds of delusional leftists. Unless you can cure delusional thinking, it’s untouchable.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 15, 2025 05:53 PM (9yZF5)

Have to agree. They don't think or analyze, they have articles of faith to which they must fanatically adhere or find themselves kicked out of the tribe. Like "Trump is Hitler" or "GW Bush is Hitler" or "Paul Ryan wants to kill your grandmother," or "kids can choose their gender." But at the same time they insist they aren't beholden to dogma. It's fascinating to watch. Terrible for society but fascinating to watch.

Posted by: They're worse than the evangelicals they despise at July 15, 2025 05:57 PM (TbWk/)

112 "Of all the wierd shit I’ve heard in my life, this phrase is the most meaningless thing I have ever heard.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe"

"PC load letter" -- WTF does that mean?

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2025 05:57 PM (fV+MH)

113 I hate Liquorice.
Posted by: toby928 at July 15, 2025 05:57 PM (jc0TO)
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I'll 'ave yours, then. I love it!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 15, 2025 05:58 PM (XZ5S6)

114 I hate Liquorice.
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I like Twizzlers strawberry. The cherry is ok. The black is terrible.

Posted by: Crusader at July 15, 2025 05:58 PM (TN0g+)

115 ONE SINGLE STATE decided that THEY should be the one that makes up the rules for what car makers could and couldn't offer.
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The purported reason, fwiw, is that CARB pre-dates the formation of the EPA. Thus (through some sort of legal jiggery-pokery) California is free to set their own environmental standards.

One of those things that needs to be crushed, frankly.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2025 05:58 PM (W8kN7)

116 "Matt Taibbi thinks that this dispute is mostly a "misunderstanding." He says that Ratcliffe wrote his short 8-page report in order to give Kash Patel the grounds to open a perjury investigation, but one shouldn't take this as Ratcliffe's last word on the subject. He says the other allegations can come in once the investigation has begun."

This brings to mind both Patel and Bongino, and . . . Sam Spade.

"Third, I’m a detective and expecting me to run criminals down and let them go free is like asking a dog to catch a rabbit and let it go."

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2025 05:58 PM (D7oie)

117 If Obama becomes a liability they will toss him overboard in a heartbeat.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 15, 2025 05:59 PM (viF8m)

118 Black licorice is the most vile candy ever.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2025 05:59 PM (VofaG)

119 Black licorice is the most vile candy ever.
Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2025 05:59 PM (VofaG)
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The Blade will eat it. But he eats anything.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 15, 2025 06:00 PM (NgBDl)

120 I would gladly pay you next Tuesday, for some candy corn today

Posted by: J. Wellington Wimpy at July 15, 2025 06:00 PM (G5+As)

121 Licorice eaters are skin jobs.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2025 06:00 PM (fV+MH)

122 If Obama becomes a liability they will toss him overboard in a heartbeat.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 15, 2025 05:59 PM (viF8m)
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That thought makes me smile. That dimwitted chocolate colored mannequin with the facile smile needs to sweat.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 15, 2025 06:00 PM (tT6L1)

123 119 Black licorice is the most vile candy ever.
Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2025 05:59 PM (VofaG)
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Yup

Posted by: It's me donna at July 15, 2025 06:00 PM (VE6XX)

124 >>Black licorice is the most vile candy ever.

Now you're just saying crazy stuff.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 15, 2025 06:00 PM (viF8m)

125 Speaking of "overboard"...

Posted by: zombie chef guy at July 15, 2025 06:00 PM (XZ5S6)

126 It's almost to the point where the Dems make sense only if their sole objective is to raid the treasury.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 15, 2025 06:00 PM (2ap+5)

127 I didn't like black licorice until I did. Taste buds changed or something. Some European countries make a salted variety that is really good.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 15, 2025 06:01 PM (4/BuS)

128 What we need is someone to roll up his sleeves and write a sternly-worded letter. And this time WE MEAN IT.

Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2025 06:01 PM (AOsQT)

129 Well this could be interesting if something comes of it.

Posted by: Piper from the pool at July 15, 2025 06:01 PM (ZdaMQ)

130 >>>And this is why the push to kick out Bondi has been so out of the blue and immediate this week...she probably helped come up with this strategy to get to FL...they probably thought they were home free with DC juries for all their crimes.
Posted by: Nova Local
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This is the best pro-Bondi position I've read.
We had promises from Trump and exclamations from Bondi and expectations were high. And better fulfilled at other cabinet positions. Two FedGov snitches were handed over to Bondi quickly.

She blew the Epstein file presentation and kept digging that hole one way or another. It would be a relief and a joy if she is working on colorful and severe Florida indictments.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 15, 2025 06:01 PM (blT2t)

131 What makes anyone think the stuff in the Epstein portfolio is legit? Big parts of it were sourced from second hand sources like the Russia crap material on Trump. Half of the problem is discovering its legitimacy. Honestly the only person who cares is apparently that Loomer idiot and now the Democrats.
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MAGA NPCs have their instructions, I see.

Posted by: Methos at July 15, 2025 06:01 PM (zLwRl)

132 Black licorice is the most vile candy ever.
Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2025 05:59 PM (VofaG)
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Give me a choice between pickles and black licorice, the pickles will win and I cannot stand pickles.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 15, 2025 06:01 PM (tT6L1)

133 119 Black licorice is the most vile candy ever.
Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2025 05:59 PM (VofaG)
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Yup
Posted by: It's me donna at July 15, 2025 06:00 PM (VE6XX)

No. Salted black licorice is the most vile candy ever.

Posted by: A confectionary war crime at July 15, 2025 06:01 PM (TbWk/)

134 Black licorice is the most vile candy ever.
Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2025 05:59 PM (VofaG)
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The Blade will eat it. But he eats anything.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade
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Horehound candy.

Sounds so vile it has to be good.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 15, 2025 06:01 PM (/lPRQ)

135 ....or "kids can choose their gender."

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Some (not all!) of these same people wouldn't believe it a good idea to let kids get tattoos, buy smokes, or beer. But they're totes fine with them picking their gender.

Posted by: Crusader at July 15, 2025 06:01 PM (TN0g+)

136 Still impressed Brit used the word "scurrilous."

Most J School grads have no idea that word exists, let alone what it means.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 15, 2025 05:44 PM (tT6L1)

Something to do with squirrels, I think. You know, like super sekret sith squirrels. The ones that pervert the Force. While scurrying. Like squirrels.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2025 06:02 PM (D7oie)

137 Back to the Epstein topic. I’m sure that some of the girls similarly situated to Virginia Giuffre have been “given an offer that they can’t refuse”. If investigators start sniffing around, they are to claim that they engaged in activity with DJT. They will be reminded that they don’t want to be suicided like Virginia G.

Posted by: Fenderbender at July 15, 2025 06:02 PM (1FEc1)

138 123 119 Black licorice is the most vile candy ever.
Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2025 05:59 PM (VofaG)
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Yup
Posted by: It's me donna at July 15, 2025 06:00 PM (VE6XX)

The Dutch black licorice candy that look like chalk are horrible. It's a really weird candy.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 15, 2025 06:02 PM (TmEds)

139 106 Sperry Topsiders are the gayest fucking things that ever gayed. No man ever wore them who didn’t want a dick in his ass. Yes, they are that gay.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade

Have you seen the tail I pull? You'd think I'd let Higgins anywhere near my chick magnet ass?

Posted by: Thomas Magnum, P.I. at July 15, 2025 06:03 PM (Dv3i1)

140 All of us piemakers for Cooper Farms have hairy knuckles and forearms. Inspect every bite!

Posted by: Hirsute and Hisute at July 15, 2025 06:03 PM (G5+As)

141 Pernod is the most vile liquor.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2025 06:03 PM (VofaG)

142 Sam Spade’s License # is 137596 in case you’re wondering

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2025 06:03 PM (FihSa)

143 Oh boy this is gonna be great!

Posted by: Flounder at July 15, 2025 06:04 PM (r3rRK)

144 138 123 119 Black licorice is the most vile candy ever.
Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2025 05:59 PM (VofaG)
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Yup
Posted by: It's me donna at July 15, 2025 06:00 PM (VE6XX)

The Dutch black licorice candy that look like chalk are horrible. It's a really weird candy.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 15, 2025 06:02 PM (TmEds)

Have you tried Durian?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2025 06:04 PM (ynpvh)

145 119 Black licorice is the most vile candy ever.
Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2025 05:59 PM

That would be horehound candy.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 15, 2025 06:04 PM (IifOV)

146 Have you seen the tail I pull? You'd think I'd let Higgins anywhere near my chick magnet ass?
Posted by: Thomas Magnum, P.I. at July 15, 2025 06:03 PM (Dv3i1)
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Yeah, the looks and being built like a middle linebacker had nothing to do with your success...

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 15, 2025 06:04 PM (tT6L1)

147 The Dutch black licorice candy that look like chalk are horrible. It's a really weird candy.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 15, 2025 06:02 PM

It's not candy. It's some kind of practical joke the clog-wearing tulip merchants are playing on the world.

Posted by: toby928 at July 15, 2025 06:04 PM (jc0TO)

148 EX CLUSIVE: Congressional Republicans To Unveil Bill Stripping National Education Association’s Federal Charter

Posted by: SMOD at July 15, 2025 06:04 PM (xQYJA)

149 Some (not all!) of these same people wouldn't believe it a good idea to let kids get tattoos, buy smokes, or beer. But they're totes fine with them picking their gender.
Posted by: Crusader at July 15, 2025 06:01 PM (TN0g+)

And all the hormonal and surgical butchery that comes therewith. But if you ask them to reconcile the clear disconnect in positions they just stare like a deer in headlights.

Posted by: Unquestioningly dogmatic at July 15, 2025 06:05 PM (TbWk/)

150 141 Pernod is the most vile liquor.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2025 06:03 PM (VofaG)

Is it like absinthe?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2025 06:05 PM (ynpvh)

151
Horehound candy.

Sounds so vile it has to be good.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

Tastes like root beer. .

Posted by: Piper from the pool at July 15, 2025 06:05 PM (ZdaMQ)

152
This two sets of rules crap is getting old.
Posted by: nurse ratched

It's like the "living" constitution.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2025 06:05 PM (63Dwl)

153
perjury may be the least of Brennan's worries.

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So someone's going to go bold and charge him with treason?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2025 06:05 PM (HL/Ld)

154 Pernod is the most vile liquor.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2025 06:03 PM (VofaG)

Arak.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 15, 2025 06:05 PM (dR6yv)

155 Red Vines are for people who aren't man enough for black licorice.

I am told that packets of black licorice in Germany have the notice that basically say, "be aware that you may have already have injured yourself eating this confection"
German licorice can make your heart race.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2025 06:05 PM (D7oie)

156 106 Sperry Topsiders are the gayest fucking things that ever gayed. No man ever wore them who didn’t want a dick in his ass. Yes, they are that gay.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 15, 2025 05:55 PM (NgBDl)

As long as the men in question aren't right next to or just got out of a body of water, like a pool, beach, lake, river, stream I'd rather they wear topsiders than flip flops. No one wants to look at feet.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 15, 2025 06:05 PM (TmEds)

157 Pernod is the most vile liquor.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2025 06:03 PM (VofaG)

Is it like absinthe?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2025 06:05 PM (ynpvh)

Pernod is its weaker cousin.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2025 06:06 PM (VofaG)

158 Tastes like root beer. .
Posted by: Piper from the pool at July 15, 2025 06:05 PM (ZdaMQ)
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Sounds like root beer barrels, I loved those things as a kid.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 15, 2025 06:06 PM (tT6L1)

159 Tastes like root beer. .

Posted by: Piper from the pool at July 15, 2025 06:05 PM

If root beer was filtered through 10 old gym socks and an athletic supporter.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 15, 2025 06:06 PM (IifOV)

160 I bet you Jeff Epstein liked black licorice.

Posted by: A man of perverted taste at July 15, 2025 06:06 PM (TbWk/)

161 The people that are all BAMN are complaining about the rule of law. It is to laugh, point, and ridicule.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 15, 2025 06:07 PM (17s+e)

162 Piper, are you getting afternoon showers lately? I keep hearing big boomers from up your way but we get nuthin south of Fly Creek.

Posted by: toby928 at July 15, 2025 06:07 PM (jc0TO)

163 157 Pernod is the most vile liquor.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2025 06:03 PM (VofaG)

Is it like absinthe?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2025 06:05 PM (ynpvh)

Pernod is its weaker cousin.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2025 06:06 PM (VofaG)

Wife thought absinthe was vile, but I liked the herbal flavor...so I'd like pernod, perhaps.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2025 06:07 PM (ynpvh)

164 If a 4 year old tried to go to the mall unaccompanied to buy Legos with his own money they would probably contact Child Protective Services on his parents. If he sez he’s really a girl and wants to cut off his wang, well, that’s different.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 15, 2025 06:07 PM (FihSa)

165 Arak.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 15, 2025 06:05 PM (dR6yv)

But it louches, it louches like aguardiente!

Remember, the anise is to hide the flavor of the alcohol, and is essential. ESSENTIAL!

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2025 06:07 PM (D7oie)

166 So someone's going to go bold and charge him with treason?
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That would at least show they're serious about addressing the problem.

Posted by: Methos at July 15, 2025 06:07 PM (zLwRl)

167 If root beer was filtered through 10 old gym socks and an athletic supporter.
Posted by: Frank Barone at July 15, 2025 06:06 PM (IifOV)
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And you know this how?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 15, 2025 06:07 PM (tT6L1)

168 162 Piper, are you getting afternoon showers lately? I keep hearing big boomers from up your way but we get nuthin south of Fly Creek.

Posted by: toby928 at July 15, 2025 06:07 PM (jc0TO)

Geez, I thought for a moment you wanted a video link to Piper's afternoon showers...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2025 06:07 PM (ynpvh)

169 Look at this puppy. Look at him!

https://tinyurl.com/2avjjpce

Posted by: JackStraw at July 15, 2025 06:08 PM (viF8m)

170 Have you tried Durian?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2025 06:04 PM (ynpvh)

Durian is OK. It is the dried squid that is hard to take. And the kimchi made with raw oysters and shrimp.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2025 06:08 PM (D7oie)

171 What's the penalty these days for lying to Congress?

Let's ask James Clapper. When he lied to Congress about the NSA spying on Americans and was caught lying due to the Snowden documents, he said "So, yes, I made a mistake. But I did not lie. There's a big difference"

And I believe ... nothing happened to him? Is that right? Hmmm.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 15, 2025 06:08 PM (uCjyK)

172 Send them to The Court of the Queen of Hearts.

She'll know what to do...

Posted by: JQ at July 15, 2025 06:09 PM (rdVOm)

173 170 Have you tried Durian?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2025 06:04 PM (ynpvh)

Durian is OK. It is the dried squid that is hard to take. And the kimchi made with raw oysters and shrimp.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2025 06:08 PM (D7oie)

Have I got some balut for you!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2025 06:09 PM (ynpvh)

174 You know, one part of me thinks I've missed out with the world travel and all that. Then the foods of different countries comes up and I think, "Nah, I'm good."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 15, 2025 06:10 PM (tT6L1)

175 106 Sperry Topsiders are the gayest fucking things that ever gayed. No man ever wore them who didn’t want a dick in his ass. Yes, they are that gay.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 15, 2025 05:55 PM (NgBDl)

Also, what else am I supposed to wear on a boat? Fucking crocs?

Sperrys are perfectly acceptable footwear, depending on the occasion.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 15, 2025 06:10 PM (uCjyK)

176 We had three straight weeks of daily rain and now ten straight days without, even though clouds surround us.

Posted by: toby928 at July 15, 2025 06:11 PM (jc0TO)

177 Back to the Epstein topic. I’m sure that some of the girls similarly situated to Virginia Giuffre have been “given an offer that they can’t refuse”. If investigators start sniffing around, they are to claim that they engaged in activity with DJT. They will be reminded that they don’t want to be suicided like Virginia G.
Posted by: Fenderbender at July 15, 2025 06:02 PM (1FEc1)

Then give them a small pension, VA benefits and an NDA to make it formal.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2025 06:11 PM (D7oie)

178 A of those former intelligence oficers on the Hunter Biden laptop should be under charges for conspiracy and election interference.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 15, 2025 06:11 PM (17s+e)

179 174 You know, one part of me thinks I've missed out with the world travel and all that. Then the foods of different countries comes up and I think, "Nah, I'm good."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 15, 2025 06:10 PM (tT6L1)

Hard to try Casu Martzu unless you travel...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2025 06:11 PM (ynpvh)

180 169 Look at this puppy. Look at him!

https://tinyurl.com/2avjjpce
Posted by: JackStraw

Is he named Lokai? He would be chased by his brother who has white head and black body for 50,000 years.

Posted by: Obscure Star Trek Reference at July 15, 2025 06:11 PM (Dv3i1)

181 Thank you for that, JS!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 15, 2025 06:12 PM (dKEEs)

182 106 Sperry Topsiders are the gayest fucking things that ever gayed. No man ever wore them who didn’t want a dick in his ass. Yes, they are that gay.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 15, 2025 05:55 PM (NgBDl)

I haven't worn them since I was a teenager but deck shoes are still popular all around the South and I we aren't all light in the loafers.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 15, 2025 06:12 PM (6ydKt)

183 162 Piper, are you getting afternoon showers lately? I keep hearing big boomers from up your way but we get nuthin south of Fly Creek.

Posted by: toby928

Same booms, but nothing. In fact I think I may need to add water to the pool. This is not in my job description, but it looks low. We aren’t really far from Fly Creek, though - that is where the boat is.

Posted by: Piper from the pool at July 15, 2025 06:12 PM (ZdaMQ)

184 Have I got some balut for you!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2025 06:09 PM (ynpvh)

I have never tried Balut, I suppose it is the stories of SERE trained rangers puking themselves over it, or something.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2025 06:13 PM (D7oie)

185 Hard to try Casu Martzu unless you travel...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2025 06:11 PM (ynpvh)
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No idea what that is and I suspect it's an Admiral Ackbar food trap.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 15, 2025 06:13 PM (tT6L1)

186
Why is Brennan talking to the MSM about it? I think he's the only one, right? That's the sort of thing that makes me think there may be Consequences on the horizon.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2025 06:13 PM (HL/Ld)

187 Who doesn't like oysters and shrimp?

Posted by: Crassus at July 15, 2025 06:13 PM (DcPMq)

188 Look at this puppy. Look at him!
that there is funny

Posted by: DanMan at July 15, 2025 06:13 PM (8uzBS)

189 @117 JackStraw , that's why if this is done correctly the old line Dems will be largely swept to away. The young hardcore leftist will use the downfall of the Clinton's , Obamas etc as an opportunity to take over. That will cause great infighting amongst the left. Good

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2025 06:13 PM (volu5)

190 172 Send them to The Court of the Queen of Hearts.
___

Playing with the queen of hearts, knowing it ain't really smart

Posted by: Juice Newton at July 15, 2025 06:14 PM (Dv3i1)

191 I haven't worn them since I was a teenager but deck shoes are still popular all around the South and I we aren't all light in the loafers.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 15, 2025 06:12 PM (6ydKt)

I bet Elric wears penny loafers. Exclusively.

Except when he goes to the gym, then he wears white new balances. With socks half way up his calves (no shame in that game.)

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 15, 2025 06:14 PM (uCjyK)

192 I haven't worn them since I was a teenager but deck shoes are still popular all around the South and I we aren't all light in the loafers.
____

True.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at July 15, 2025 06:15 PM (Dv3i1)

193 187 Who doesn't like oysters and shrimp?
Posted by: Crassus at July

Me.

Posted by: Piper from the pool at July 15, 2025 06:15 PM (ZdaMQ)

194 157 Pernod is the most vile liquor.
Posted by: polynikes

That's not anise thing to say.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 15, 2025 06:15 PM (DsA2n)

195 If people can't lie, I'm not sure anyone would show up if called before Congress.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 15, 2025 06:15 PM (MZ+PY)

196 You know, one part of me thinks I've missed out with the world travel and all that. Then the foods of different countries comes up and I think, "Nah, I'm good."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 15, 2025 06:10 PM (tT6L1)

I worked for a Japanese company for 8 years and entertained Japanese clients along with our Japanese manager. We would go to authentic Japanese or Asian restaurants. The things I saw consumed made me ill. I ordered a chicken teriyaki dish every time and that was a crap shoot from restaurant to restaurant. Most left the pimply boiled skin on it. Let's say I ate a lot of rice.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2025 06:15 PM (VofaG)

197 185 Hard to try Casu Martzu unless you travel...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2025 06:11 PM (ynpvh)
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No idea what that is and I suspect it's an Admiral Ackbar food trap.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 15, 2025 06:13 PM (tT6L1)

It's a kind of cheese that's not allowed to be exported...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2025 06:16 PM (ynpvh)

198 Wife thought absinthe was vile, but I liked the herbal flavor...so I'd like pernod, perhaps.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2025 06:07 PM (ynpvh)

I tried absinthe once. I swallowed it, felt it hit my stomach, and then immediately it bounced back out of my mouth. It was weird. I thought it tasted OK but my stomach wasn't having it.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 15, 2025 06:16 PM (k9OZB)

199
A of those former intelligence oficers on the Hunter Biden laptop should be under charges for conspiracy and election interference.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger

===============

I wonder if we'll get to that as well.

Also: Did Hillary commit a crime in giving that stupid dossier to the IC? I suppose it would have to be submitted in a certain context, with evidence that it was intended to stop Trump's candidacy -- which seems like an insanely steep hill to climb.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2025 06:16 PM (HL/Ld)

200 Any indictment of Brennan, et al, would NOT be required to happen in DC, right? Tons of Real Americans get dragged there from other jurisdictions just for all the judges for sale, but the opposite can happen to these traitors, right???

Right?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 15, 2025 06:16 PM (5AVMW)

201 Still impressed Brit used the word "scurrilous."

Most J School grads have no idea that word exists, let alone what it means.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

The mouse got his leg caught in a trap, so it made him scurrilous.

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 15, 2025 06:16 PM (144I4)

202 Who doesn't like oysters and shrimp?
Posted by: Crassus at July 15, 2025 06:13 PM (DcPMq)

Kimchi is generally Napa cabbage, garlic, doenjang paste, lots of ground chilies, and extra garlic plus raw oysters and shrimp, fermented for several weeks or months prior to eating.

Ultra high in umami but, still, fermented seafood.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2025 06:17 PM (D7oie)

203 Pernod is the most vile liquor.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2025 06:03 PM (VofaG)

Campari and Aperol would like a word with you.

Posted by: Italian atrocities at July 15, 2025 06:17 PM (TbWk/)

204 Hard to try Casu Martzu unless you travel...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2025 06:11 PM (ynpvh)
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No idea what that is and I suspect it's an Admiral Ackbar food trap.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 15, 2025 06:13 PM (tT6L1)Arakawa.

Correct.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 15, 2025 06:17 PM (dR6yv)

205 I wear tennis shoes everyday unless I have a non tennis shoe event.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2025 06:17 PM (VofaG)

206 Jaegermeister is pretty nasty

gimme some Night Train

Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2025 06:17 PM (AOsQT)

207 I worked for a Japanese company for 8 years and entertained Japanese clients along with our Japanese manager. We would go to authentic Japanese or Asian restaurants. The things I saw consumed made me ill. I ordered a chicken teriyaki dish every time and that was a crap shoot from restaurant to restaurant. Most left the pimply boiled skin on it. Let's say I ate a lot of rice.
Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2025 06:15 PM (VofaG)

I've never been to Japan, but I've been to China a few times.

Very disappointed in the food. Hotpot in Chengdu is the only bright spot, but even then, you're just boiling raw meat in hot sauce using sticks.

No wonder Chinese people invented an entirely new cuisine when they moved to America and started opening up Chinese food places.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 15, 2025 06:18 PM (uCjyK)

208 And you know this how?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 15, 2025 06:07 PM

Fraternity Life

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 15, 2025 06:18 PM (IifOV)

209 Chartreuse hasn't been mentioned yet.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 15, 2025 06:18 PM (Dv3i1)

210 Who doesn't like oysters and shrimp?
Posted by: Crassus at July 15, 2025 06:13 PM (DcPMq)

Boldly raises his hand and violently looks into everyone's eyes....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 15, 2025 06:18 PM (5AVMW)

211
if this is done correctly the old line Dems will be largely swept to away. The young hardcore leftist will use the downfall of the Clinton's , Obamas etc as an opportunity to take over. That will cause great infighting amongst the left. Good
Posted by: Smell the Glove

===============

Well, Cuomo continues to narcotize his way through the NYC campaign and that wild-eyed Somali seems set to win Mayor of Minneapolis. How are lefties "losing"? They're being taken to victory by no less than the extreme fringe of the party. Like, victory is what political parties want, right?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2025 06:18 PM (HL/Ld)

212 "I tried absinthe once. I swallowed it, felt it hit my stomach, and then immediately it bounced back out of my mouth. It was weird. I thought it tasted OK but my stomach wasn't having it.
Posted by: hobbitopoly"

Hah. Weird.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2025 06:18 PM (fV+MH)

213 We should be prosecuting the Clintons for a long list of other crimes. Better yet: Haitian crimes.
I'm sure the locals would love them over there.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2025 06:18 PM (DcPMq)

214 Pernod is the most vile liquor.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2025 06:03 PM (VofaG)

Is it like absinthe?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2025 06:05 PM (ynpvh)

Pernod is its weaker cousin.
Posted by: polynikes

------------------------

Hi, how about a Chicago Handshake?
-Malört

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 15, 2025 06:19 PM (144I4)

215 Lying to Congress is just the hook. They are being investigated for conspiracy.

The conspiracy started with burying Hillary's email server and didn't stop until Trump got back into office a 2nd time.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 15, 2025 06:19 PM (viF8m)

216 Who doesn't like oysters and shrimp?
Posted by: Crassus at July

Me.
Posted by: Piper from the pool at July 15, 2025 06:15 PM

You moved to the wrong place.

Posted by: toby928 at July 15, 2025 06:19 PM (jc0TO)

217 Fraternity Life

Which is pretty fuckin' gay.

Posted by: Soggy biscuit? GAY at July 15, 2025 06:19 PM (TbWk/)

218 Kimchi is generally Napa cabbage, garlic, doenjang paste, lots of ground chilies, and extra garlic plus raw oysters and shrimp, fermented for several weeks or months prior to eating.

Ultra high in umami but, still, fermented seafood.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2025 06:17 PM

And the entire country of South Korea smells like $hit in the summertime because everyone is fermenting kimchi buried in big clay pots in their back yards.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 15, 2025 06:19 PM (e5NfL)

219 213 We should be prosecuting the Clintons for a long list of other crimes. Better yet: Haitian crimes.
I'm sure the locals would love them over there.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2025 06:18 PM (DcPMq)

The country used to be full of cats and dogs before the Clintons showed up. Now? Spot's pretty nervous to go out after dark!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 15, 2025 06:20 PM (uCjyK)

220 86 79 " With my eyes I have beheld candy corn.
Posted by: toby928 "

I've seen fire and I've seen rain.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2025 05:50 PM (fV+MH)

I've listened to Earth, Wind, and Fire...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2025 05:51 PM (ynpvh)

Arrrgh! Fire!

Posted by: J Fetterman at July 15, 2025 06:20 PM (8hxDK)

221 I complain about Japanese food but I'd starve to death if I was stuck in India.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2025 06:20 PM (VofaG)

222 and Southern Comfort is sweat from the devil's buttcrack

Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2025 06:20 PM (AOsQT)

223 Hi, how about a Chicago Handshake?
-Malört
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 15, 2025 06:19 PM (144I4)

I prefer a Cleveland Steamer!

Posted by: Mayor Butt at July 15, 2025 06:21 PM (8hxDK)

224
What a cute pupper!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2025 06:21 PM (HZi96)

225 Fraternity Life
Posted by: Frank Barone at July 15, 2025 06:18 PM (IifOV)
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Kudos, sir. I had no idea there was an acceptable answer to that question.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 15, 2025 06:22 PM (tT6L1)

226 You moved to the wrong place.
Posted by: toby928 at July 15, 2025 06:19 PM (jc0TO)
Right! Everyone else eats them. But I love a lot of fish, so it works out.

Posted by: Piper from the pool at July 15, 2025 06:22 PM (ZdaMQ)

227 and Southern Comfort is sweat from the devil's buttcrack
Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2025 06:20 PM

It's beginner's whiskey.

Posted by: toby928 at July 15, 2025 06:22 PM (jc0TO)

228 Southern Comfort tasted great when I was in my early 20s.
I was retarded in my early 20s. SoCo should just put their ads wherever retards congregate and spare the rest of us. I suggest Reddit.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2025 06:23 PM (DcPMq)

229 Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok
BREAKING: The full confession letter of the Minnesota political assassin Vance Boelter has been released.

"Tim [Walz] wanted me to k*ll Amy Klobuchar"

https://is.gd/1HCFmN
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At this point I'm willing to believe anything.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, A Walmart 6 at July 15, 2025 06:23 PM (L/fGl)

230 We should be prosecuting the Clintons for a long list of other crimes. Better yet: Haitian crimes.
I'm sure the locals would love them over there.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2025 06:18 PM (DcPMq)
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Might I suggest we send them to Haiti to stand trial for their crimes?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 15, 2025 06:23 PM (tT6L1)

231 and Southern Comfort is sweat from the devil's buttcrack

Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2025 06:20 PM

Southern comfort puke can peel the paint off the inside of an Army trash can. I know this from personal experience and it is why I quit drinking any kind of liquor since 1977.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 15, 2025 06:24 PM (e5NfL)

232 You moved to the wrong place.
Posted by: toby928 at July 15, 2025 06:19 PM (jc0TO)

Are you a nic change and I am just stupid or did I just not know you lived here?

Posted by: Piper from the pool at July 15, 2025 06:25 PM (ZdaMQ)

233 Lying to Congress is just the hook. They are being investigated for conspiracy.

The conspiracy started with burying Hillary's email server...

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Any "normal citizen" who attempted the Hillary-server thingy would have received 20 years of quiet time to reflect on the error of their ways.

Posted by: Crusader at July 15, 2025 06:25 PM (TN0g+)

234 Still impressed Brit used the word "scurrilous."

Most J School grads have no idea that word exists, let alone what it means.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 15, 2025 05:44 PM (tT6L1)

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Truth and good point!

Posted by: ShainS at July 15, 2025 06:25 PM (iEaco)

235 I tried Southern Comfort because it was Janis Joplin endorsed.

Posted by: toby928 at July 15, 2025 06:26 PM (jc0TO)

236 When I was young and dumb my bar order was always 7 and 7 because besides it tasting okay I thought it was cool to say. What a dumb reason.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2025 06:26 PM (VofaG)

237 Nood on fixing immigration from one best placed to do something about it (in 2021-4)

Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2025 06:27 PM (DcPMq)

238 >>Southern comfort puke can peel the paint off the inside of an Army trash can. I know this from personal experience and it is why I quit drinking any kind of liquor since 1977.

Aerosmith. Boston Garden. 1976.

I could've had a role in The Exorcist. Just thinking about Southern Comfort makes me wretch.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 15, 2025 06:27 PM (viF8m)

239 236 When I was young and dumb my bar order was always 7 and 7 because besides it tasting okay I thought it was cool to say. What a dumb reason.

Posted by: polynikes at July 15, 2025 06:26 PM (VofaG)

Turns out I'm not a big fan of alcohol. That being said, a good Cognac vaporizes in your mouth so nicely...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 15, 2025 06:27 PM (ynpvh)

240 Seriously, my worst ever experience with alcohol featured Southern Comfort.

Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2025 06:27 PM (AOsQT)

241 Are you a nic change and I am just stupid or did I just not know you lived here?
Posted by: Piper from the pool at July 15, 2025 06:25 P

Was g'rump. Same 928 though. I have reverted to my original nic.

Posted by: toby928 at July 15, 2025 06:27 PM (jc0TO)

242 for reasons.

Posted by: toby928 at July 15, 2025 06:27 PM (jc0TO)

243 AtC gets an entire thread to herself.

https://is.gd/N4cXHX

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, A Walmart 6 at July 15, 2025 06:28 PM (L/fGl)

244 There is no comfort in Southern Comfort.

Posted by: fd at July 15, 2025 06:28 PM (vFG9F)

245 AtC gets an entire thread to herself.

She am somebody.

Posted by: toby928 at July 15, 2025 06:28 PM (jc0TO)

246 Oh please! How many times are we supposed to fall for this BS! Nothing is going to happen. I hope I'm wrong but I seriously doubt it.

Posted by: Dan_in_Mo at July 15, 2025 06:29 PM (3dbe5)

247 >I tried Southern Comfort because it was Janis Joplin endorsed.

Posted by: toby928
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and she died at age 27.

Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2025 06:29 PM (AOsQT)

248 I don't know anything about Southern Comfort whiskey, but they do make darned good eggnog.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 15, 2025 06:29 PM (IBQGV)

249 WaPo is reporting on a major study about the causes of obesity and the controversy over whether the problem is too little exercise or, ... too many calories.

https://tinyurl.com/2s4fayrh

Posted by: Oglebay at July 15, 2025 06:30 PM (2ap+5)

250 I prefer Bottle Caps. And Spree.
Posted by: Crusader at July 15, 2025 05:45 PM (TN0g+)

Spree is light and lively.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2025 06:30 PM (8avO+)

251 How about Yukon Jack?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2025 06:30 PM (63Dwl)

252 and she died at age 27.
Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2025 06:29 PM

I blame Free Wheelin' Franklin.

Posted by: toby928 at July 15, 2025 06:32 PM (jc0TO)

253 WaPo is reporting on a major study about the causes of obesity and the controversy over whether the problem is too little exercise or, ... too many calories.

https://tinyurl.com/2s4fayrh
Posted by: Oglebay at July 15, 2025 06:30 PM (2ap+5)
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Obviously, we need common sense smart phone control!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 15, 2025 06:32 PM (tT6L1)

254 Southern comfort puke can peel the paint off the inside of an Army trash can. I know this from personal experience and it is why I quit drinking any kind of liquor since 1977.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 15, 2025 06:24 PM (e5NfL)

Stomach acid is HCl. that's what peels the paint.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2025 06:32 PM (8avO+)

255 I don't believe in candy corn or its god.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

JFC. Give it a rest.
Posted by: Ffs at July 15, 2025 05:44 PM (9BhPJ)

she gets you without even trying. lol.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2025 06:33 PM (8avO+)

256 I love when I get the “Object reference not set to instance of an object.” , error message.

Of all the wierd shit I’ve heard in my life, this phrase is the most meaningless thing I have ever heard.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 15, 2025 05:50 PM (9yZF5)

The code found a slot that is supposed to refer to a real thing, an object. It does not "point" to one, so there is an unrecoverable error here. Perfectly clear.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2025 06:35 PM (8avO+)

257 WaPo is reporting on a major study about the causes of obesity and the controversy over whether the problem is too little exercise or, ... too many calories.

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I blame Trump!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, A Walmart 6 at July 15, 2025 06:36 PM (L/fGl)

258 Anyone nood? Quick hits

Posted by: Piper from the pool at July 15, 2025 06:37 PM (ZdaMQ)

259 @211 the old timers, Clintons , Obamas ,Pelosi, Clyburn will be swept away. The young crazies will dominate in blue urban settings but drive away the last rational Dems otherwise

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2025 06:38 PM (volu5)

260 I drink beer, not shaken nor stirred.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Lying Dogface Pony Soldier at July 15, 2025 06:39 PM (L/fGl)

261 I will believe it when I see it.

Posted by: Eric2 at July 15, 2025 06:48 PM (q7Vou)

262 "You have to understand, there's no statute that really fits what these people did," the source said.

Yeah, there is, Chief. It's spelled out in a single word:

T-R-E-A-S-O-N.

Posted by: Mister Fabulist at July 15, 2025 07:01 PM (x8eGV)

263 Explosive new evidence suggests that some of the highest-ranking officials in the Obama-era CIA and FBI perjured themselves regarding their claims that Russian President Vladimir Putin helped Donald Trump secure his victory in 2016.
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This 'evidence' has all of the hallmarks of Russian disinformation. Wait...maybe it's 'earmarks'. I'm so confused.

Posted by: The MSM at July 15, 2025 07:10 PM (XeU6L)

264 Man up, Brennan.

CIA people are supposed to be brave in the face of danger and to take a bullet for the Company.

Your turn!

Posted by: Whitehall at July 15, 2025 08:07 PM (kcpc3)

265 I'm doomed. I like black licorice and wear Topsiders!

Posted by: jayhawkone at July 15, 2025 09:42 PM (GWpwz)

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