Leftwing Podcaster: Kamala Harris Appeared on My Show But It Was So Disastrous I Never Published It, Because I Didn't Want to be Blamed for Her Defeat

Kamala Harris, a Noted Genius, decided that one of her Scripted Cute Viral Moments with this Muslim podcaster was to keep babbling about how great bacon is and how bacon is a spice.

One thing that's always grated on me with Harris is her inauthentic attempt to connect with "the youth" by constantly pushing internet memes from 2007. Bacon, Venn diagrams. Hot dog is sandwich. No wait, that's how Jonah Goldberg attempts to seem relevant to the Modern Audience.

This appearance was intended to be yet another "humanizing" Kamala Harris puff interview, like all of her "interviews" are. This guy apparently just has people on to offer light "hot" takes, silly crap like Hot Dogs Are Sandwich. First she came on to say that she didn't like taking her shoes off in Airport Security Theater, but I guess she realized she was contradicting official state policy so this was too dangerous.

Instead she decided to sing the praises of bacon to a Muslim.

The appearance was so stilted and awkward that he says they "mutually agreed" to bury it.

NYPost:

Kamala Harris gave an interview before the presidential election that was so "confusing and weird" that she and the host mutually agreed not to air it, a social media personality recently revealed.
The former Democratic presidential candidate's appearance on "Subway Takes," a popular online series hosted by Kareem Rahma where guests admit their favorite hot take, was filmed in Summer 2024 but never saw the light of day, the presenter said.
"Her take was really confusing and weird, not good, and so [we] mutually agreed we shouldn't publish it," Rahma told Forbes reporter Steven Bertoni in an interview posted on TikTok on Monday.

Huh. He buried Kamala Harris's answers because they were so awkward they would hurt her chances in the election.

Hire him for 60 Minutes, CBS! He's a natural!

HOLY CRAP!! Kamala did an interview with this dude @SubwayTakes during her campaign. It was so bad they didn’t run it.

Kareem Rahma: “It was really weird and confusing. Bacon is a spice?” pic.twitter.com/S0c1utkskx
— Juanita Broaddrick (@atensnut) July 8, 2025

Meanwhile, former CNN Testosterone-Free Thumb Chris Cillizza continues to be shocked that all of his previous "journalism" claiming that Biden was mentally fit as a genius fiddle was all a pack of lies.

His latest realization: Biden's aides were fanatical about keeping him away from any non-scripted, non-stated interaction with people outside of the Biden Crime Family High Table, and this might, perhaps, indicate that they were very aware of his mental limitations.

Chris Cillizza
@ChrisCillizza
1/ In the final year of his presidency, Joe Biden's top aides -- and his wife, Jill --hid him from the media and the public in ways that we are only now beginning to fully grasp.
2/ On Tuesday, we got another look at how pervasive the effort to keep Biden from speaking extemporaneously really was -- and how it has continued even after his time in the White House.
3/ This excerpt from the book -- penned by @tylerpager
and two other political reporters and called "2024" -- is pretty stunning stuff:

Note that Biden wants to talk to reporters, because he's brain-damaged to the point of being nonfunctional. It's his staff who insist that no one be permitted to check up on Pop-Pop.

4/ The truth exposed by that anecdote from Tyler is this: The Biden inner circle simply believes that Biden himself is no longer to be trusted in any sort of non-staged interaction.
5/ What other explanation is there for not only berating the reporter -- God forbid he try to get in touch with Biden to get his side of the story on 2024! -- but also taking the extreme step of getting rid of Biden's phone number?

Someone reminded this soft womanly blob of estrogen of his own "reporting," back when Biden was still the Democrat leader and therefore to be protected:

We didn't forget this you unbelievable hack. pic.twitter.com/Z49EG0SjAC
— Small Gov Lizard (@smallgovlizard) July 9, 2025

Posted by: Ace at 05:25 PM

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1
Good Afternoon

Posted by: four seasons at July 09, 2025 05:26 PM (3ek7K)

2 1st

Posted by: GF at July 09, 2025 05:26 PM (Uyx8K)

3 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 09, 2025 05:26 PM (e5NfL)

4 "how great bacon is and how bacon is a spice"

And so much more!

Posted by: Rachel Zegler's Fucking Psychiatrist at July 09, 2025 05:27 PM (TwZXH)

5 You can bet he still has the complete interview ready to go. I wonder how much $$$$ it would take for him to publish it?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 09, 2025 05:27 PM (e5NfL)

6 BACON

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 09, 2025 05:27 PM (dE3DB)

7 Elric is a lawyer? That explains it.

Posted by: Big deal at July 09, 2025 05:28 PM (vFG9F)

8 "... in ways that we are only now beginning to fully grasp"

What a shithead.

Posted by: Rachel Zegler's Fucking Psychiatrist at July 09, 2025 05:28 PM (TwZXH)

9 There's no joke that can't be improved by wrapping it with bacon.

Posted by: Rachel Zegler's Fucking Psychiatrist at July 09, 2025 05:29 PM (TwZXH)

10 Rahul Ligma > Kareem Rahma

Posted by: gKWVE at July 09, 2025 05:29 PM (KAw7u)

11 Harris like anchovies on pizza, just like us!

Posted by: Big deal at July 09, 2025 05:29 PM (vFG9F)

12 Remember when they built Biden a fake Oval Office set so he could be hid from the public?

Yeah, me either.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2025 05:29 PM (RUMEY)

13
Well, well, well. Here we are again.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2025 05:29 PM (HZi96)

14 There is something I like about Kamala now

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 09, 2025 05:29 PM (GhIJO)

15 Lucky for Kameltoe, she wasn't German enough for an attempted grope to occur during the interview.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 09, 2025 05:30 PM (5yDGQ)

16 Nooded.

Posted by: Dad of Six at July 09, 2025 05:30 PM (Moat+)

17 A real journalist, sitting on an interview like that, would tell the campaign "so sue me" and release it anyway for the scoop.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 09, 2025 05:30 PM (KAw7u)

18 To be fair Harris was really stoned.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 09, 2025 05:31 PM (/lPRQ)

19 I carry a packet of bacon bits in my purse cuz wypipo don't season they food. With bacon. Ain't that right, sistah? I am a black woman.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at July 09, 2025 05:31 PM (pylwV)

20 https://youtu.be/2vnit_xL1hE

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2025 05:32 PM (ynpvh)

21 >>>how great bacon is and how bacon is a spice.

The most intelligent thing to come out of her cockholster never got timely published.

LMAO.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 09, 2025 05:32 PM (i24o9)

22 oh, hay.

Remember when this was unthinkable?

Six months after the devastating Palisades and Eaton fires, California Gov. Gavin Newsom unveiled $101 million in funding Tuesday for “multifamily low-income housing development” that will “contribute to a more equitable and resilient Los Angeles."

Posted by: Kindltot at July 09, 2025 05:32 PM (D7oie)

23
I'm sure an interview with me would be "confusing and weird" but I've never purposed to run for President.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2025 05:32 PM (HZi96)

24 Kamala is what happens when a below average person gets wet brain from drinking too much.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2025 05:32 PM (RUMEY)

25 "Then he hung up because he was boarding an Amtrak train."

That's just TOO perfect to be true. Writer is pulling our leg, IMHO.

Posted by: Rachel Zegler's Fucking Psychiatrist at July 09, 2025 05:33 PM (TwZXH)

26 Nobody likes anchovies on pizza.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 09, 2025 05:33 PM (viF8m)

27 Honestly, I wouldn't mind having Harris be a part of my drinking circle at the bar from time to time. She'd fill in the occasional silence and the rest of us would find renewed fellowship in laughing at her.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at July 09, 2025 05:33 PM (l6W3V)

28 Woke Jeopardy!™ with Kamala, KBJ, and Sunny Hostin would be fun...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, nobody get bacon on the carpet, I mean it at July 09, 2025 05:33 PM (PiwSw)

29 18 To be fair Harris was really stoned.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 09, 2025 05:31 PM (/lPRQ)

Maybe drunk, too. She likes to wine a lot.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2025 05:33 PM (ynpvh)

30
Naw, she was just trying to riff on the diner scene from Pulp Fiction.

"Yeah, but bacon tastes GOOD. Pork chops taste GOOD."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2025 05:33 PM (y9nCu)

31
$101 million?

What are they going to do? Erect tents?

Posted by: four seasons at July 09, 2025 05:33 PM (3ek7K)

32 26 Nobody likes anchovies on pizza.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 09, 2025 05:33 PM (viF8m)

My wife did.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2025 05:34 PM (ynpvh)

33 Muslims use Beggin Strips ... "Dogs don't KNOW it's Not Bacon".

I still laugh about that clever ad line when I make Bacon.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 09, 2025 05:34 PM (vbXSk)

34
California Gov. Gavin Newsom unveiled $101 million in funding Tuesday for “multifamily low-income housing development” that will “contribute to a more equitable and resilient Los Angeles."
Posted by: Kindltot at July 09, 2025 05:32 PM (D7oie)

________

$101 million? (*low whistle*) That's, like, five houses.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2025 05:34 PM (HZi96)

35 I mean if you have your aides email the host the little morsel about you liking anchovies on a pizza as a talking point shouldn't you be talking about your next comic book movie instead of running for the presidency?

This is so embarrassing for her, my lord.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 09, 2025 05:34 PM (fGmWu)

36 28 Woke Jeopardy!™ with Kamala, KBJ, and Sunny Hostin would be fun...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, nobody get bacon on the carpet, I mean it at July 09, 2025 05:33 PM (PiwSw)

If only SNL wasn't so f'n liberal...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2025 05:34 PM (ynpvh)

37
I love anchovies on pizza.

Posted by: four seasons at July 09, 2025 05:35 PM (3ek7K)

38 29 Benzodiazepines in there too.

Posted by: Rachel Zegler's Fucking Psychiatrist at July 09, 2025 05:35 PM (TwZXH)

39
Nobody likes anchovies on pizza.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 09, 2025 05:33 PM (viF8m)

_________

*looks around, embarrassed*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2025 05:35 PM (HZi96)

40 26 Nobody likes anchovies on pizza.
Posted by: JackStrawP

I like anchovies but not on pizza.
Just in salad dressing

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 09, 2025 05:35 PM (GhIJO)

41 Honestly, I wouldn't mind having Harris be a part of my drinking circle at the bar from time to time. She'd fill in the occasional silence and the rest of us would find renewed fellowship in laughing at her.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at July 09, 2025 05:33 PM (l6W3V)

And, you'd occasionally get the random knobber without attachment.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 09, 2025 05:35 PM (i24o9)

42 Yesterday was July 8. And if you add a 1 to the seventh month you get an 8. So, today is 8th day. That means mathematically we get 8 8 !!!!

The eight letter of the racist white western alphabet is H, so you have H H !!!!!!!!!!!!

That means Heil Hitler in White Nazi Racist Code which Trump is a proven Nazi !!!!!!

The Nazi's lost in WW I because the Allied Nations that were mostly white but supported persons of color defeated the Nazi's

We need to arrest Trump Now !!!!!!

Posted by: Kamil Harris at July 09, 2025 05:35 PM (BltCC)

43 "Yeah, but bacon tastes GOOD. Pork chops taste GOOD."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2025 05:33 PM (y9nCu)
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Sewer rat may taste like punkin pie, but I'll never know 'cause I won't eat the filthy mfer.

Posted by: Jules Winnfield at July 09, 2025 05:35 PM (XZ5S6)

44 He buried Kamala Harris's answers because they were so awkward they would hurt her chances in the election.

Um, ALL of her answers were awkward, no matter who was interviewing her. Woman is a silly twat, pronounced just like Paul Joseph Watson says it.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 09, 2025 05:35 PM (VKuXR)

45 I don't like anchovies on pizza. It's wrong like carrots in chili.

Posted by: dantesed at July 09, 2025 05:35 PM (Oy/m2)

46 I mean if you have your aides email the host the little morsel about you liking anchovies on a pizza as a talking point shouldn't you be talking about your next comic book movie instead of running for the presidency?

This is so embarrassing for her, my lord.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 09, 2025 05:34 PM (fGmWu)

Little wonder donors are pissed at her. That's what she was spending money on.

Prob had an anchovy taste test too.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at July 09, 2025 05:36 PM (l6W3V)

47 33 Muslims use Beggin Strips ... "Dogs don't KNOW it's Not Bacon".

I still laugh about that clever ad line when I make Bacon.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 09, 2025 05:34 PM (vbXSk)

Hah. Is that in response to my comment #20?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2025 05:36 PM (ynpvh)

48 Why does Biden still have "aides" and "staff"?

Shouldn't he have nurses and caretakers? What could he possibly be doing that requires assistance besides getting dressed.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at July 09, 2025 05:36 PM (jLcCX)

49
Just in salad dressing
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport

__________

Bring back real Caesar salad dressing!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2025 05:36 PM (HZi96)

50 Anchovies are fine in worcestershire sauce. Other than that, pass.

Posted by: Rachel Zegler's Fucking Psychiatrist at July 09, 2025 05:36 PM (TwZXH)

51 I like anchovies but not on pizza.
Just in salad dressing

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 09, 2025 05:35 PM (GhIJO)

*grimaces noticeably*

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2025 05:36 PM (RUMEY)

52 Remember when this was unthinkable?

Six months after the devastating Palisades and Eaton fires, California Gov. Gavin Newsom unveiled $101 million in funding Tuesday for “multifamily low-income housing development” that will “contribute to a more equitable and resilient Los Angeles."
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In an episode of Star Trek: Picard Isn't Cool As Kirk, the crew of the enterprise realized they were in a repeating "loop" akin to groundhog day and decided to send a message to the next version of the "loop" so they could keep the knowledge of the loop they had acquired. Somebody should do the same for California citizens--send something to the future version of them so that 6 months from now they could re-visit all of the lies the California politicians told them earlier.

Posted by: Crusader at July 09, 2025 05:37 PM (TN0g+)

53 Yeah, Kareem buried the interview because he's afraid of the left.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 09, 2025 05:37 PM (tT6L1)

54 34
California Gov. Gavin Newsom unveiled $101 million in funding Tuesday for “multifamily low-income housing development” that will “contribute to a more equitable and resilient Los Angeles."
Posted by: Kindltot at July 09, 2025 05:32 PM (D7oie)

________

$101 million? (*low whistle*) That's, like, five houses.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2025 05:34 PM (HZi96)

He wants to build them in areas that had big single family homes. He wants to kibosh the folks that actually pay taxes. If low-income housing paid, people would build them. In the California economy, they don't pay.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 09, 2025 05:37 PM (VKuXR)

55 45 I don't like anchovies on pizza. It's wrong like carrots in chili.

Posted by: dantesed at July 09, 2025 05:35 PM (Oy/m2)

Try swapping them, anchovies in chili and carrots on pizza...
Um, no, that a worse idea.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2025 05:37 PM (ynpvh)

56
California Gov. Gavin Newsom unveiled $101 million in funding Tuesday for “multifamily low-income housing development” that will “contribute to a more equitable and resilient Los Angeles."
Posted by: Kindltot at July 09, 2025 05:32 PM (D7oie)

________

$101 million? (*low whistle*) That's, like, five houses.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2025 05:34 PM (HZi96)

Once the low-income housing goes into Malibu, anything else that gets built will be worth a box of Kaboom

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2025 05:37 PM (y9nCu)

57 I'll put anchovies in Green Goddess dressing. That's it.

Posted by: JuJuBee at July 09, 2025 05:37 PM (XWVcw)

58 If Kamala was a spice she’d be flour.

Posted by: polynikes at July 09, 2025 05:37 PM (VofaG)

59 California Gov. Gavin Newsom unveiled $101 million in funding Tuesday for “multifamily low-income housing development” that will “contribute to a more equitable and resilient Los Angeles."
Posted by: Kindltot at July 09, 2025 05:32 PM (D7oie)
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Watch for Pacific Palisades residents to get eminent domained out of their property as the next step.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 09, 2025 05:38 PM (XZ5S6)

60 What could he possibly be doing that requires assistance besides getting dressed.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at July 09, 2025 05:36 PM (jLcCX)

Somebody has to wipe his ass, I expect.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 09, 2025 05:38 PM (VKuXR)

61 "We wuz deceived!" the media is claiming.

Yeah, in the way one is tricked into putting on a ski mask, brandishing a gun while storming into a marble-floored building as "I thought I was doing an OSHA safety inspection of the vault."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 09, 2025 05:39 PM (T/tp/)

62 "I'll put anchovies in Green Goddess dressing. That's it."

As long as you don't put the dressing in your mouth, you're good.

Posted by: Rachel Zegler's Fucking Psychiatrist at July 09, 2025 05:39 PM (TwZXH)

63 Yeah, Kareem buried the interview because he's afraid of the left.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 09, 2025 05:37 PM

He needs to put that interview in a safe deposit box that only one or two unrelated people have access to just in case he meets an untimely demise.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 09, 2025 05:39 PM (e5NfL)

64 Try swapping them, anchovies in chili and carrots on pizza...
Um, no, that a worse idea.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2025 05:37 PM (ynpvh)

I was dragged to some frou frou pizza place (California Pizza Kitchen probably) that had Thai pizza.

WTAF.

And yeah, pretty sure carrots were on it.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at July 09, 2025 05:39 PM (l6W3V)

65 They'll get started on the low-income housing right after the high-speed rail project is complete....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, nobody get bacon on the carpet, I mean it at July 09, 2025 05:39 PM (PiwSw)

66 It was Biden's obvious diminished mental capacity that made his mental capacity an issue, not Republicans.

Posted by: It's not the dress making your fat ass look fat at July 09, 2025 05:39 PM (TbWk/)

67 58 If Kamala was a spice she’d be flour.

Posted by: polynikes at July 09, 2025 05:37 PM (VofaG)

smegma

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2025 05:39 PM (ynpvh)

68 Watch for Pacific Palisades residents to get eminent domained out of their property as the next step.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 09, 2025 05:38 PM (XZ5S6)

I'm so glad Adam Carolla called this out immediately. Biggest told you so in history.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2025 05:40 PM (RUMEY)

69 Guys, guys, guys. Her staff just didn't prepare her for the interview. FWEEDOM~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 09, 2025 05:40 PM (mlg/3)

70 67 58 If Kamala was a spice she’d be flour.

Posted by: polynikes at July 09, 2025 05:37 PM (VofaG)

smegma
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2025 05:39 PM (ynpvh)

I was thinking dust.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 09, 2025 05:40 PM (VKuXR)

71 My father used to eat those sardines that came in the flat can with a tin can opener key ( I don’t know exactly what it’s called).

Disgusting.

Posted by: polynikes at July 09, 2025 05:41 PM (VofaG)

72 69 Guys, guys, guys. Her staff just didn't prepare her for the interview. FWEEDOM~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 09, 2025 05:40 PM (mlg/3)

Well, she's not used to having staff. After all, she's known for handling Willie Brown's staff.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2025 05:41 PM (ynpvh)

73 Have to love Kamala's authenticity. The genuine brat joy vibe. The talking heads all told me so.

Which makes me wonder how many have been taken to task on that. Which then moves me to another question. Why don't we have a show where we dare them to show up and defend their work? The closest I can think of is Megyn Kelly.

(Like J K Rowling, Kelly has had her best self brought out by the tranny movement. I just wish the wimmyn had given thought to the attacks on men I've seen since my teens.)

Posted by: Eeyore at July 09, 2025 05:41 PM (od0dV)

74 69 Guys, guys, guys. Her staff just didn't prepare her for the interview. FWEEDOM~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 09, 2025 05:40 PM (mlg

You mean setting her up with wiffleball questions isn't enough? She screws those up too.

She is

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2025 05:42 PM (RUMEY)

75 I wish I had an app -- I would call it the "Clarence app" that could eliminate all photos/news/gossip or information on people I choose from the internet.

Biden and Kamala would be near the top of my list. Imagine going the rest of your life without those names ever cursing your screen again.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at July 09, 2025 05:42 PM (jLcCX)

76 Damn! Ben Garrison nails it.

https://shorturl.at/bzAKc

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 09, 2025 05:42 PM (i24o9)

77 "$101 million in funding Tuesday for “multifamily low-income housing development” that will “contribute to a more equitable and resilient Los Angeles."
Posted by: Kindltot

Something tells me that wi be going to Eaton fire (Alta dena) and not Pacific Palisades. IYKWIM

And I think it says "vicinity"

The Ds are mad because Rick Caruso hired his own firemen to save his mall. They can't force him to rebuild under the new rules.

Grinnell is right. Not a dime until it's managed correctly. My apologies to Mt SoCal kinfolk

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 09, 2025 05:42 PM (JkCto)

78
California Gov. Gavin Newsom unveiled $101 million in funding Tuesday for “multifamily low-income housing development” that will “contribute to a more equitable and resilient Los Angeles."
Posted by: Kindltot at July 09, 2025 05:32 PM (D7oie)
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Watch for Pacific Palisades residents to get eminent domained out of their property as the next step.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 09, 2025 05:38 PM (XZ5S6)

Obviously, in the political contribution sweepstakes, Frisco beat out Lost Angeles, and Gov Brylcreem is teaching them a lesson about opening their wallet.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2025 05:42 PM (y9nCu)

79 KBJ, Kamala, Big Mike , Maxine , Stacey Abrams, Crockett, Bass
They ain't representin very well

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 09, 2025 05:42 PM (JtH6i)

80 50 Anchovies are fine in worcestershire sauce. Other than that, pass.

That's easy for you to say but I don't know how to say worcestershire.

Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at July 09, 2025 05:43 PM (kTd/k)

81 "those sardines that came in the flat can with a tin can opener key"

And if you lost the key you had to call a locksmith or go hungry.

Posted by: Rachel Zegler's Fucking Psychiatrist at July 09, 2025 05:43 PM (TwZXH)

82 Bacon is a sandwich? Spice?

I'm confused. And hungry for a bacon spiced sandwich.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 09, 2025 05:43 PM (Q4IgG)

83 76 Damn! Ben Garrison nails it.

https://shorturl.at/bzAKc

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 09, 2025 05:42 PM (i24o9)

When Pam said she had the list on her desk...and now...?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2025 05:43 PM (ynpvh)

84
Kamala Harris is dumber than they told us Sarah Palin & Dan Quayle were.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 09, 2025 05:43 PM (IifOV)

85 50 Anchovies are fine in worcestershire sauce. Other than that, pass.

That's easy for you to say but I don't know how to say worcestershire.
Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at July 09, 2025 05:43 PM (kTd/k)

And Caesar dressing. Otherwise, hard pass.

Posted by: Something's fishy at July 09, 2025 05:44 PM (TbWk/)

86 "I don't know how to say worcestershire."

I don't even know if I speld it rite.

Posted by: Rachel Zegler's Fucking Psychiatrist at July 09, 2025 05:44 PM (TwZXH)

87 I love anchovies on pizza.
Posted by: four seasons

Like science?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 09, 2025 05:44 PM (/lPRQ)

88 She's trying to sell bacon to Moslems as a spice? You gotta admit, she might be Moron-adjacent. You could probably have her do your Sunday food thread.

"Colored Greens in the Tub!"

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 09, 2025 05:44 PM (qwx/I)

89 82 Bacon is a sandwich? Spice?

I'm confused. And hungry for a bacon spiced sandwich.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 09, 2025 05:43 PM (Q4IgG)

If Kumala was a Spice Girl, she'd be Bacon...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2025 05:44 PM (ynpvh)

90 Note that Biden wants to talk to reporters, because he's brain-damaged to the point of being nonfunctional.
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Plus he's always been extremely conceited about his intellect. The lack of any basis for this has never bothered him at all.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 09, 2025 05:44 PM (od0dV)

91 Woooster sheer

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2025 05:44 PM (RUMEY)

92 Sorry not sorry. I hope the restrictions on rebuilding and eminent domain for low cost housing drives the movie industry to Las Vegas where Marky Mark is attempting to make it a center of film production studios.

Posted by: polynikes at July 09, 2025 05:45 PM (VofaG)

93 ________

$101 million? (*low whistle*) That's, like, five houses.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2025 05:34 PM (HZi96)

He wants to build them in areas that had big single family homes. He wants to kibosh the folks that actually pay taxes. If low-income housing paid, people would build them. In the California economy, they don't pay.
Posted by: tcn in AK
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He's making people, who pay big taxes, homeless.
That's, like, you know, deep thinking, three dimensional chess.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 09, 2025 05:45 PM (ncgY2)

94 Never imagined a spice-centered political interview. Was Kamala trying to curry favor?

Posted by: Vinda Lou at July 09, 2025 05:45 PM (G5+As)

95 The sad part about Kamala not advancing is that poor little Oliver Bartholomew is out of a job.

Though to be fair, he should be learning his multiplication tables.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 09, 2025 05:45 PM (qwx/I)

96 What's this here sauce?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 09, 2025 05:46 PM (viF8m)

97 >>>"those sardines that came in the flat can with a tin can opener key"

They're fine. Herring, kippered, or otherwise, are great too. I've had anchovies on pizza and in authentic Caesar. Both are fine.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 09, 2025 05:46 PM (i24o9)

98 94 Never imagined a spice-centered political interview. Was Kamala trying to curry favor?
Posted by: Vinda Lou at July 09, 2025 05:45 PM (G5+As)

We'll have naan of that, now.

Posted by: we all phall down at July 09, 2025 05:46 PM (TbWk/)

99 Kamala could have farted Yankee Doodle Dandy through an empty soup can and the media would have declared it a Pavartati-worthy rendition of a classic and proof of her American patriotism.

That's how much they were in the tank for her.

And this was scrapped?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 09, 2025 05:46 PM (T/tp/)

100 I say it like Moe Howard-Worst-a-shira-sheer.

Posted by: Fourth Stooge at July 09, 2025 05:46 PM (G5+As)

101 In other words, she refused to suck his dick.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 09, 2025 05:46 PM (/U5Yz)

102 Plus he's always been extremely conceited about his intellect. The lack of any basis for this has never bothered him at all.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 09, 2025 05:44 PM (od0dV)
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Clarence Thomas noted that the most difficult thing about his SC hearings was having to appear attentive when someone was babbling about a topic about which they knew nothing. Pretty sure he was referring to Biden.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 09, 2025 05:47 PM (XZ5S6)

103 She's trying to sell bacon to Moslems as a spice? You gotta admit, she might be Moron-adjacent. You could probably have her do your Sunday food thread.

"Colored Greens in the Tub!"

--------

The complete fakery involved in pretending Kamala and Chuck can cook is just abjectly stupifying. They were both absurdities that neither of them needed, but both ran with...for some stupid reason, and their media predictably shut its mouth rather than calling bullshit.

Posted by: Crusader at July 09, 2025 05:47 PM (TN0g+)

104 "Then he hung up because he was boarding his big rig to drive to Pennsylvania to mine coal. Hard coal! ANTHRACITE COAL!!"

Posted by: Rachel Zegler's Fucking Psychiatrist at July 09, 2025 05:47 PM (TwZXH)

105 Come to Vegas where debauchery is reserved for adults.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 09, 2025 05:47 PM (ncgY2)

106 I'll put anchovies in Green Goddess dressing. That's it.
Posted by: JuJuBee

I might just try Green Goddess now.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 09, 2025 05:47 PM (/lPRQ)

107 We've all heard over and over how Californica politicians rise to the top. It isn't based on intellect or concern for the little guy or anything.

It's based on how many asses you kiss and how many dicks you suck on the way up. And then eventually, it's your turn!

Babs Boxer was a blithering idiot. Feinstein was a vicious c-word. Gruesome Newsome is a nauseating, slimy snake. The mexican Senator who bullrushed Noem is a crying ninny.

And this one... Cummala... is worse than all of them.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2025 05:47 PM (dGCAG)

108 "California Gov. Gavin Newsom unveiled $101 million in funding Tuesday for “multifamily low-income housing development”

I think Galvin has just made some people seriously hate his guts like a blazing nova.

Who in the hell is he pandering to here that could possibly offset the purposeful animosity he's creating?

The dude is out of it.

Posted by: pawn at July 09, 2025 05:47 PM (ri7hX)

109 Biden was mentally compromised even during the first debates with Trump in 2020. Like when Trump was talking about Hunter and his drug and prostitute habits, Joe just mumbled softly “that’s my son” over and over.

Then after his inauguration in 2021, as he approached the White House front door the first time and the cameras caught him saying, “Salute the marine.” He just repeated the words someone put in his ear. That pattern continued throughout his presidency.

Posted by: Advo at July 09, 2025 05:47 PM (jO4mz)

110 79 KBJ, Kamala, Big Mike , Maxine , Stacey Abrams, Crockett, Bass
They ain't representin very well
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 09, 2025 05:42 PM (JtH6i)

I saw a current picture of Moochelle yesterday and she looks like Lawrence Taylor 10 years after retirement.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2025 05:47 PM (uWKK8)

111 > Woooster sheer

I prefer Wuhster sure.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2025 05:47 PM (lIio7)

112 Ticket Disasters!
Both mentalist are to blame.

Posted by: sTevo at July 09, 2025 05:47 PM (nslIN)

113 I've unfortunately experienced corn on pizza in Ireland. My son also had it in Kyrgyzstan from the Pizza Hut trailer on the base.

Would not recommend.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 09, 2025 05:47 PM (3ImbR)

114 86 "I don't know how to say worcestershire."

I don't even know if I speld it rite.

Posted by: Rachel Zegler's Fucking Psychiatrist at July 09, 2025 05:44 PM (TwZXH)

I think like Worst-fer-sure...unless you're from New England, where they pronounce Worchester like a lisping midget trying to say "Rooster"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2025 05:47 PM (ynpvh)

115 Wurster Chester Sheer Shire sauce

Posted by: You're welcome at July 09, 2025 05:48 PM (TbWk/)

116
Now off to watch Megyn Kelly and Mark Halperin... make asses of themselves about this?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2025 05:48 PM (UmB+t)

117 Don't give mustard sardines to cats no matter how much they pester you for it.

Posted by: Rachel Zegler's Fucking Psychiatrist at July 09, 2025 05:48 PM (TwZXH)

118
"those sardines that came in the flat can with a tin can opener key"

And if you lost the key you had to call a locksmith or go hungry.
Posted by: Rachel Zegler's Fucking Psychiatrist at July 09, 2025 05:43 PM (TwZXH)

Flip the can over and rub the folded top of the can on the concrete driveway, just enough to break the seal. Flip back over and squeeze the sides carefully to lever the lid open. Works on tuna cans, I don't see why it wouldn't work on sardines.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2025 05:48 PM (y9nCu)

119 We had to bury Harris's comments on the B2 strikes on Iran because she thought B2 was a Vitamin that helps break down proteins, fats, and carbohydrates. It plays a vital role in maintaining the body's energy supply.

She did not know it was the latest Bomber in the US inventory. This may be a common mistake for people with her IQ, but for the better we hid this from the public.

Posted by: CBS and CNN Staff at July 09, 2025 05:48 PM (BltCC)

120 And this one... Cummala... is worse than all of them.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2025 05:47 PM (dGCAG)

Although maybe Adam Schiff for brains is worse.

As far as I know, Cummala has never killed any underaged black male prostitutes.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2025 05:48 PM (dGCAG)

121 OT: The US Supreme Court on Wednesday denied Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier’s request for relief from an Obama-appointed judge’s order blocking enforcement of the state’s anti-illegal immigration laws.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 09, 2025 05:48 PM (/U5Yz)

122 Harris not be elected is like dodging a hand grenade.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2025 05:49 PM (HFcKg)

123 Kamala is one of the Spice Girls? Who knew...

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at July 09, 2025 05:49 PM (t0Out)

124 Wis da sheer

Posted by: sTevo at July 09, 2025 05:49 PM (nslIN)

125 96 What's this here sauce?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 09, 2025 05:46 PM (viF8m)

Don't ask if you're looking at Kumala...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2025 05:49 PM (ynpvh)

126 ""Then he hung up because he was squaring up with Corn Pop for the Final Battle."

Posted by: Rachel Zegler's Fucking Psychiatrist at July 09, 2025 05:49 PM (TwZXH)

127 High as a tick on flea dust.

Posted by: wth at July 09, 2025 05:49 PM (v0R5T)

128 Kamala Harris, a Noted Genius

more like a no TED genius; as far as i can tell, she hasn't done a TED talk

Posted by: anachronda at July 09, 2025 05:50 PM (v3pYe)

129 118 Best life hack I've heard today.

Posted by: Rachel Zegler's Fucking Psychiatrist at July 09, 2025 05:50 PM (TwZXH)

130 The sardines with the bones still in are vile. Sardine fillets and smoked kippers are alright.

Posted by: Still no anchovies. at July 09, 2025 05:50 PM (TbWk/)

131 Kamala is one of the Spice Girls? Who knew...
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair
......

Throaty Spice.

Posted by: wth at July 09, 2025 05:50 PM (v0R5T)

132 done a TED talk

Oh, I am sure she has.
(To Eat Dick)

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 09, 2025 05:51 PM (ufFY8)

133 123 Kamala is one of the Spice Girls? Who knew...

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at July 09, 2025 05:49 PM (t0Out)

Yeah, Bacon.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2025 05:51 PM (ynpvh)

134 Whoosh sha sher

Posted by: polynikes at July 09, 2025 05:51 PM (VofaG)

135 121 OT: The US Supreme Court on Wednesday denied Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier’s request for relief from an Obama-appointed judge’s order blocking enforcement of the state’s anti-illegal immigration laws.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 09, 2025 05:48 PM (/U5Yz)

The good part is that those are not so important now that Trump has ICE back to enforcing federal laws again. They were intended as a way for the States to try and get around Biden's refusal to do anything.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2025 05:51 PM (uWKK8)

136 113 I've unfortunately experienced corn on pizza in Ireland. My son also had it in Kyrgyzstan from the Pizza Hut trailer on the base.

Would not recommend.
Posted by: IrishEi

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Common in Japan.
Not bad - flicking them off at the idiot who ordered corn on the pizza give you something to do between bites.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at July 09, 2025 05:51 PM (jLcCX)

137
We've all heard over and over how Californica politicians rise to the top.

That's because turds float.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2025 05:51 PM (y9nCu)

138 As a general rule, I like to play towards people's strengths and not exploit their weaknesses, so if I were interviewing Kamala to facilitate her exposure with voters, the focus of our conversation would be on blowjobs.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 09, 2025 05:52 PM (wzQvI)

139 136 113 I've unfortunately experienced corn on pizza in Ireland. My son also had it in Kyrgyzstan from the Pizza Hut trailer on the base.

Would not recommend.
Posted by: IrishEi

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Common in Japan.
Not bad - flicking them off at the idiot who ordered corn on the pizza give you something to do between bites.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at July 09, 2025 05:51 PM (jLcCX)

In Hong Kong they had a Frankfurter Sausage pizza...yeah, that's right, a hotdog pizza...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2025 05:52 PM (ynpvh)

140 I've actually come across Subway Takes a few times scrolling YT Shorts. They're usually funny, harmless "hot takes" between Rahma and the guest, using their subway passes as fake mics. He'll agree or disagree and they have a humorous, sometimes meandering argument. Often I think the guests are comedians (I didn't recognize any of them). Other than his name and ethnicity (Egyptian) you'd probably never guess he was Muslim or religious, just a funny guy (at least from the shorts). She was probably supposed to start with something like "I think people should be banned from taking their shoes off in airplanes", and then some witty back and forth ensues. Incredibly easy and the fact that she couldn't do it speaks volumes.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at July 09, 2025 05:53 PM (8hxDK)

141 You apply corn to the bottom of the pizza, in the form of corn meal. Yummy.

Posted by: Rachel Zegler's Fucking Psychiatrist at July 09, 2025 05:53 PM (TwZXH)

142
Muslims use Beggin Strips ... "Dogs don't KNOW it's Not Bacon".

I still laugh about that clever ad line when I make Bacon.
Posted by: illiniwek

Love that commercial.

https://youtu.be/2vnit_xL1hE

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2025 05:53 PM (63Dwl)

143 122 Harris not be elected is like dodging a hand grenade.

dodging hand grenades > dodging wrenches

Posted by: anachronda at July 09, 2025 05:53 PM (v3pYe)

144 138 LOL

Posted by: Rachel Zegler's Fucking Psychiatrist at July 09, 2025 05:53 PM (TwZXH)

145 137
We've all heard over and over how Californica politicians rise to the top.

That's because turds float.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2025 05:51 PM (y9nCu)

Only if they're full of fat and oil. So yeah, fits.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2025 05:53 PM (ynpvh)

146 Hotdog Pizza would be a good name for a band. You ought to write that down.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 09, 2025 05:53 PM (XZ5S6)

147 Snausages.

Posted by: wth at July 09, 2025 05:54 PM (v0R5T)

148 I actually would be interested in an honest biography of Biden--telling the story of a corrupt imbecile becoming president when his already limited intellect is fading into swamp gas.

Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at July 09, 2025 05:55 PM (kTd/k)

149 146 Hotdog Pizza would be a good name for a band. You ought to write that down.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 09, 2025 05:53 PM (XZ5S6)

Did they front for Carrot Chili?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2025 05:55 PM (ynpvh)

150 >>>110 79 KBJ, Kamala, Big Mike , Maxine , Stacey Abrams, Crockett, Bass
They ain't representin very well
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 09, 2025 05:42 PM (JtH6i)
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Au contraire, they reflect their constituents well.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 09, 2025 05:55 PM (ncgY2)

151
Who in the hell is he pandering to here that could possibly offset the purposeful animosity he's creating?

The dude is out of it.
Posted by: pawn at July 09, 2025 05:47 PM (ri7hX)

As I keep saying I've yet to meet the person in real life that likes him. No one does. He's so smarmy a used car dealer is missing its top salesman.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 09, 2025 05:55 PM (fGmWu)

152 113 I've unfortunately experienced corn on pizza in Ireland. My son also had it in Kyrgyzstan from the Pizza Hut trailer on the base.

Would not recommend.
Posted by: IrishEi

Corn pancakes are tasty.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at July 09, 2025 05:55 PM (t0Out)

153 I like pineapple on a pizza paired with Canadian bacon so I don’t think corn paired with hamburger or sausage would be bad.

Posted by: polynikes at July 09, 2025 05:55 PM (VofaG)

154 PSA: If your travel plans take you to JFK today:

https://is.gd/H7yHLg

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 09, 2025 05:55 PM (PiwSw)

155 139 In Hong Kong they had a Frankfurter Sausage pizza...yeah, that's right, a hotdog pizza...

hey, no knocking the hot dog pizza! back in the day, a slice of bread with sauce, cheese, and hot dog bits warmed up in the oven was lunch!

Posted by: anachronda at July 09, 2025 05:55 PM (v3pYe)

156
I don't think I'm far off the rails when I say that pizza should be restricted to the US and Italy. And maybe not Italy.

Like, British pizza: tomato paste on cardboard.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2025 05:56 PM (HZi96)

157 Just when you think you invented the best band name, you search and its taken.

Posted by: sTevo at July 09, 2025 05:56 PM (nslIN)

158 >>In Hong Kong they had a Frankfurter Sausage pizza...yeah, that's right, a hotdog pizza...

That makes it a sandwich.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 09, 2025 05:56 PM (viF8m)

159 But how many million votes did she get?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 09, 2025 05:56 PM (d8x+f)

160 152 113 I've unfortunately experienced corn on pizza in Ireland. My son also had it in Kyrgyzstan from the Pizza Hut trailer on the base.

Would not recommend.
Posted by: IrishEi

Corn pancakes are tasty.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at July 09, 2025 05:55 PM (t0Out)

Had pinto beans on a pizza once...wasn't that great. The rest of the pizza was pretty good.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2025 05:56 PM (ynpvh)

161

Kamala Harris is the Liv-a-Snaps of Extraterrestrial Alien Clitorises/foreskins

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2025 05:56 PM (x0n13)

162 158 >>In Hong Kong they had a Frankfurter Sausage pizza...yeah, that's right, a hotdog pizza...

That makes it a sandwich.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 09, 2025 05:56 PM (viF8m)

If you fold the slice over, a taco. If you put two slices together, a sandwich...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2025 05:57 PM (ynpvh)

163 Been thinking some more about the 2nd Circuit Appeals Court dismissing Mackay's conviction, and that truly is a Big Deal for all of us. What the Biden admin did was to charge with Conspiracy to violate some unspecified voters rights, without any underlying criminal conviction to base such a conspiracy on. This has been a favorite Lawfare tactic of the left for the last several years, because it appeared to be a loophole where the Government could charge someone for talking about something, without anyone actually ever doing it. It's been a backdoor way to do away with 1st Amendment protections.

I suspect that is why the 2nd Circuit took the case, and was unanimous in overturning it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2025 05:57 PM (uWKK8)

164 The Italian pizza i had was awesome.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 09, 2025 05:57 PM (d8x+f)

165 123 Kamala is one of the Spice Girls? Who knew...

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at July 09, 2025 05:49 PM

If Kamala joined a pop music girl band, the average IQ of the band would go down significantly.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 09, 2025 05:57 PM (HlyYF)

166 147 Snausages.

the millenials at mcdonald's don't even skip a beat when i ask for a snausage mcmuffin.

Posted by: anachronda at July 09, 2025 05:57 PM (v3pYe)

167 Biden is going to be around for a while just to get revenge.

He's going to ultimately blame Jill for everything (as he should)

Jill is going to get what she deserves.

Posted by: pawn at July 09, 2025 05:57 PM (ri7hX)

168 Hotdog Taco would be a better name just for the double entendre.

Posted by: polynikes at July 09, 2025 05:58 PM (VofaG)

169 Woke Jeopardy!™ with Kamala, KBJ, and Sunny Hostin would be fun...

It would give Wolf Blitzer someone to laugh at, at least.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 09, 2025 05:58 PM (/y8xj)

170 165 123 Kamala is one of the Spice Girls? Who knew...

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at July 09, 2025 05:49 PM

If Kamala joined a pop music girl band, the average IQ of the band would go down significantly.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 09, 2025 05:57 PM (HlyYF)

Sounds like this:
If the southern part of Missouri was annexed by Arkasas, it would double the IQ of both states...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2025 05:58 PM (ynpvh)

171 164 The Italian pizza i had was awesome.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 09, 2025 05:57 PM (d8x+f)

Actual Pizza made in Italy by real Pizzaiolo or in authentic Italian enclaves in America would be my last meal, along with my momma's chicken soup!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2025 05:58 PM (x0n13)

172 OT: The US Supreme Court on Wednesday denied Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier’s request for relief from an Obama-appointed judge’s order blocking enforcement of the state’s anti-illegal immigration laws.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

That'll backfire real bad when somebody beats the living shit out of a federal judge and the state has to say "Federal law against that, no jurisdiction, supremacy clause, in fact we cannot even say who did it if we knew."

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 09, 2025 05:59 PM (/lPRQ)

173 I saw a current picture of Moochelle yesterday and she looks like Lawrence Taylor 10 years after retirement.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2025 05:47 PM (uWKK

She always walked like a linebacker. I called it the fishwife walk. Toes pointed out, sorta waddly.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 09, 2025 05:59 PM (VKuXR)

174 Bowl-a-Rama > Kareem Rahma

Posted by: Orson at July 09, 2025 05:59 PM (dIske)

175 161 Ha!

Posted by: Rachel Zegler's Fucking Psychiatrist at July 09, 2025 05:59 PM (TwZXH)

176 If Kamala was a spice she'd be black salt. My stepson decided to start cooking with it - it smells so bad everyone runs away. Disgusting.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2025 05:59 PM (BI5O2)

177 I agree that Big Mike's latest picture is not flattering. Big Mike looks ragged in the photo.

Maybe he/she/it/they/them is cycling off Steroids ????

Posted by: Mike Hunt at July 09, 2025 05:59 PM (aKoaI)

178 160 Had pinto beans on a pizza once...wasn't that great. The rest of the pizza was pretty good.

used to know a place that made taco pizzas; taco meat, beans, cheese, and maters. quite good.

Posted by: anachronda at July 09, 2025 05:59 PM (v3pYe)

179 saw a current picture of Moochelle yesterday and she looks like Lawrence Taylor 10 years after retirement.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2025 05:47 PM (uWKK

She always walked like a linebacker. I called it the fishwife walk. Toes pointed out, sorta waddly.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 09, 2025 05:59 PM (VKuXR)

What’s up with the dent in her chest?

Posted by: polynikes at July 09, 2025 06:00 PM (VofaG)

180 I think it was Cleveland that was famous for a Pizzaburger. Take a big gooey piece of pizza with everything on it, then slap a great big all beef burger on it, and then put another piece of pizza on top (upside down) for the top bun.

maybe call it heart attack on a plate.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2025 06:00 PM (uWKK8)

181 171 164 The Italian pizza i had was awesome.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 09, 2025 05:57 PM (d8x+f)

Actual Pizza made in Italy by real Pizzaiolo or in authentic Italian enclaves in America would be my last meal, along with my momma's chicken soup!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2025 05:58 PM (x0n13)

If I was to be executed, I'd eat lots of beans...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2025 06:00 PM (ynpvh)

182 99 Kamala could have farted Yankee Doodle Dandy through an empty soup can and the media would have declared it a Pavartati-worthy rendition of a classic and proof of her American patriotism.

An excellent student. And she didn't ever use her back hole.

Posted by: Le Petomaine at July 09, 2025 06:01 PM (DsA2n)

183 >>> 22 oh, hay.

Remember when this was unthinkable?

Six months after the devastating Palisades and Eaton fires, California Gov. Gavin Newsom unveiled $101 million in funding Tuesday for “multifamily low-income housing development” that will “contribute to a more equitable and resilient Los Angeles."
Posted by: Kindltot at July 09, 2025 05:32 PM (D7oie)

*If* the CA gov were actually capable of constructing something like this I'd wait for them to fill it with all the invaders they're protecting, then build a wall and moat around the whole thing.

Sharks or alligators for the moat?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 09, 2025 06:01 PM (ULPxl)

184 Kam probably came to the interview loaded on weed and wine. Had a bacon craving then hooted onward into the void. She probably seriously thinks weed makes her smarter. I saw this in college with others, not me of course.

I LOVE that Biden ends conversations by getting on an Amtrak train. Which he probably has not ridden since he was a Senator during the War of 1812.*

*In reality, no one knew he was on the phone, and thought he was playing happily in his ice cream. Upon seeing him on the phone, they kicked him and gave him the Amtrak boarding excuse card to read. Then dosed him and tied him to his bed in the closet of the Oval Office aka where Monica used to do her thing.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 09, 2025 06:01 PM (6PCLE)

185 173 I saw a current picture of Moochelle yesterday and she looks like Lawrence Taylor 10 years after retirement.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2025 05:47 PM (uWKK

She always walked like a linebacker. I called it the fishwife walk. Toes pointed out, sorta waddly.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 09, 2025 05:59 PM (VKuXR)

She looks like LT's thigh after Theismann's linemen got to it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2025 06:01 PM (x0n13)

186 Jill is going to get what she deserves.
Posted by: pawn at July 09, 2025 05:57 PM (ri7hX)

She's already got that piece of shit around her neck, so her life is a living hell already.

She wakes to a "man" who crapped his diaper in bed.

Can it get much worse for her?

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 09, 2025 06:01 PM (VKuXR)

187 If you'd like to see a really, really bad/political hatchet job of describing the Mackay conviction/overturn situation, check out the Wikipedia write-up on it. They should be ashamed, but they're Wikipedia so...

Posted by: Crusader at July 09, 2025 06:01 PM (TN0g+)

188 My last meal would be a huge bowl of captain crunch so I wouldn't have to deal with the mouth shredding after.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2025 06:02 PM (RUMEY)

189 What's the link to Mooches latest picture ???

Posted by: Franklin Stein at July 09, 2025 06:02 PM (q/j2W)

190 Kamala, when the walls fell

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 09, 2025 06:02 PM (me7w4)

191 Thinking about her aides getting this joke of a woman interviews and not even doing the homework of realizing the host was a practicing Muslim that does not eat pork and having her whip out the witty bon mot about bacon is a spice, I mean I hope they are unemployable by polite society in any meaningful position.

I hate these people.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 09, 2025 06:02 PM (fGmWu)

192 Seriously, who here among us would even hire Kamala Harris to run a cash register at the local 7-11?

That's no embellishment. She's a flake and marginally retarded.

Posted by: Orson at July 09, 2025 06:02 PM (dIske)

193 163 Been thinking some more about the 2nd Circuit Appeals Court dismissing Mackay's conviction, and that truly is a Big Deal for all of us. What the Biden admin did was to charge with Conspiracy to violate some unspecified voters rights, without any underlying criminal conviction to base such a conspiracy on. This has been a favorite Lawfare tactic of the left for the last several years, because it appeared to be a loophole where the Government could charge someone for talking about something, without anyone actually ever doing it. It's been a backdoor way to do away with 1st Amendment protections.

I suspect that is why the 2nd Circuit took the case, and was unanimous in overturning it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2025 05:57 PM

I believe multiple Lefties did the exact inverse of his "meme" to try and trick Republicans into a fake vote.

None of THEM were charged.

If he had lost on this aspect, could he have won on a viewpoint discrimination (inequal application of the law) question?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 09, 2025 06:02 PM (HlyYF)

194 So the city is seizing the property. Who could have seen that coming?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 09, 2025 06:02 PM (d8x+f)

195 That's because turds float.

an observation my sister made while tending to her husband as he withered from pancreatic cancer

"all of his shit floated, he was literally shitting his body away"

Posted by: DanMan at July 09, 2025 06:03 PM (8uzBS)

196 So according to her advance booking staffers, she was gonna bitch to a muslim "influencer" about how dumb it is to have to take one's shoes off to get on a plane?

Huh.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2025 06:03 PM (E0p3T)

197 If Kamala ever gave a TED Talk half the audience would have an existential crisis and commit suicide on the spor

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 09, 2025 06:03 PM (JtH6i)

198 What's the link to Mooches latest picture ???
Posted by: Franklin Stein at July 09, 2025 06:02 PM (q/j2W)

Blink twice if someone is forcing you to type this.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 09, 2025 06:03 PM (k9OZB)

199 meme boy needs to sue Biden.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2025 06:03 PM (RUMEY)

200 194 So the city is seizing the property. Who could have seen that coming?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 09, 2025 06:02 PM (d8x+f)

If they took Slim Shady's house for a park, would that be Eminem Domain?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2025 06:03 PM (ynpvh)

201 If I was to be executed, I'd eat lots of beans...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Beans, sauerkraut, brats cooked all together w/o draining the fat.
Deviled eggs.
Maybe a pot of strong coffee too.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 09, 2025 06:04 PM (/lPRQ)

202 182 99 Kamala could have farted Yankee Doodle Dandy through an empty soup can and the media would have declared it a Pavartati-worthy rendition of a classic and proof of her American patriotism.

An excellent student. And she didn't ever use her back hole.
Posted by: Le Petomaine at July 09, 2025 06:01 PM (DsA2n)

Pure poetry, folks.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 09, 2025 06:04 PM (VKuXR)

203 If you fold the slice over, a taco. If you put two slices together, a sandwich...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2025 05:57 PM (ynpvh)
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Think of it as an open-face calzone.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 09, 2025 06:04 PM (XZ5S6)

204 > Jill is going to get what she deserves.
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Hunter's spooge?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 09, 2025 06:04 PM (Q4IgG)

205 Really bacon grease is the spice. My mammaws cooking was proof.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 09, 2025 06:04 PM (d8x+f)

206 197 If Kamala ever gave a TED Talk half the audience would have an existential crisis and commit suicide on the spor

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 09, 2025 06:03 PM (JtH6i)

Well, they'd have her on her knees in no time...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2025 06:04 PM (ynpvh)

207 >>>What’s up with the dent in her chest?

Posted by: polynikes

>Her manboobies are gravitating toward her armpits.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 09, 2025 06:04 PM (wzQvI)

208 Excuse me Sir........... Women do not Fart, Peel one off or Step on a Duck...

They just relieve themselves ......

182 99 Kamala could have farted Yankee Doodle Dandy through an empty soup can and the media would have declared it a Pavartati-worthy rendition of a classic and proof of her American patriotism.

Posted by: Franklin Stein at July 09, 2025 06:05 PM (aKoaI)

209 If he had lost on this aspect, could he have won on a viewpoint discrimination (inequal application of the law) question?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 09, 2025 06:02 PM (HlyYF)

That would have been a good angle to try - but I think the Appeals Court went for the simplest and most obvious flaw in the case. It's still astounding that the Trial Court simply assumed that some Conspiracy existed and never even attempted to prove it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2025 06:06 PM (uWKK8)

210 Anchovies are perfecto in puttanesca! Ciampino spits on you from heaven.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 09, 2025 06:07 PM (wBaIH)

211 Men fart, women zephyr.

Sometimes it is a perilously dangerous zephyr, but still.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 09, 2025 06:07 PM (VKuXR)

212 Or, as the boy said when he was about 9, "Girl farts stink."

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 09, 2025 06:08 PM (VKuXR)

213 Eh mon I like dis irie jerk chicken wit sum corn bread n’ ribs to go with this fine arugula salad and Chardonnay.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at July 09, 2025 06:08 PM (K41Hs)

214 I have seen the Mooches latest picture and my eyes are burning, and I think I went Blind !!!!!!

I would rather look at "The Medusa" !!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jack Meehoff at July 09, 2025 06:08 PM (BltCC)

215 Missed the SCOTUS thread, but noticed a theme, of sorts.

Absurdly unfit, unintelligent, uninteresting people elevated to the highest levels of government. Unbelievable.

Of course even more damaging, an unfit, uninteresting, unworldly guy, barely above Kamala-level intellect, oozing with ignorance resentment and bigotry, put in the top job. TWICE.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 09, 2025 06:09 PM (1m82a)

216 182 99 Kamala could have farted Yankee Doodle Dandy through an empty soup can and the media would have declared it a Pavartati-worthy rendition of a classic and proof of her American patriotism.
Posted by: Franklin Stein at July 09, 2025 06:05 PM (aKoaI)

If she did that I might have voted for her.

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at July 09, 2025 06:09 PM (K41Hs)

217 If he had lost on this aspect, could he have won on a viewpoint discrimination (inequal application of the law) question?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 09, 2025 06:02 PM (HlyYF)

That would have been a good angle to try - but I think the Appeals Court went for the simplest and most obvious flaw in the case. It's still astounding that the Trial Court simply assumed that some Conspiracy existed and never even attempted to prove it.
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If 10 of us were to "conspire" to float the patently *stupid* idea that you could cast your vote for President in the year 2024 by TEXT, and 4,900 people were stupid enough to attempt to vote by text, that doesn't mean we're guilty of criminal conspiracy. It just means 4,900 people are guilty of being criminally *stupid*.

Posted by: Crusader at July 09, 2025 06:09 PM (TN0g+)

218 "I've got one I'm sure we can agree on, Kareem - how 'bout that Pride Month, huh?!?"

Posted by: Kamalamadingdong at July 09, 2025 06:09 PM (f4jia)

219 Wonder if Kami uses Mary's FART Tubes to help save the world from Global Warming ???

Posted by: Jack Meehoff at July 09, 2025 06:10 PM (BltCC)

220
Who in the hell is he pandering to here that could possibly offset the purposeful animosity he's creating?

The dude is out of it.
Posted by: pawn

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By "here" do you mean California? I think Newsom is all about the early primary states now.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2025 06:12 PM (UmB+t)

221 It's not big deal, she could of just used the old Dem standbys.

I was HACKED!

It's AI!

You rubes are just too STUPID to get it!

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 09, 2025 06:13 PM (144I4)

222 I heard Biden is now doing "Life Alert" Commercials....

Posted by: Jack Meehoff at July 09, 2025 06:13 PM (q/j2W)

223 About the SCOTUS thing, it's easy, right, and necessary to mock the idiots like Sotomayor and Jackson, who have no business near any serious job. But their ravings and rulings have nothing on the catastrophic damage done by the likes of O'Connor, Roberts, Kennedy, et al.

The most laughably dumb thing Jackson barfs up is no dumber, and less consequential, than Kennedy in Hamdan v. Bush, where he both usurped the treaty power AND declared the war between the US and AQ not of an international nature.

And all of the sub-mediocrity of the judicial branch and legal cult in general isn't even the point. It's the judiciary's absurd aggrandizement of so much power it doesn't have and shouldn't have, the de fact erasure of the constitution.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 09, 2025 06:13 PM (1m82a)

224 That picture of Mooch. The hormones aren't working anymore.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2025 06:13 PM (HFcKg)

225 I'm an old man. So very old. How old am I? I can remember when Jonah Goldberg was relevant.

Posted by: Don, the Rebel without a Blog at July 09, 2025 06:13 PM (jfih4)

226 Ofc Muslims are also the reason people have to take their shoes off at the airport...

Posted by: steevy at July 09, 2025 06:14 PM (YwEeS)

227 Still can beat the piss out of Barry .............

Posted by: Jack Meehoff at July 09, 2025 06:14 PM (q/j2W)

228 216 182 99 Kamala could have farted Yankee Doodle Dandy through an empty soup can and the media would have declared it a Pavartati-worthy rendition of a classic and proof of her American patriotism.
Posted by: Franklin Stein at July 09, 2025 06:05 PM (aKoaI)

If she did that I might have voted for her.
Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at July 09, 2025 06:09 PM (K41Hs)

No chance Kamalaladingdong could have mustered much more than a near-silent "whoosh".

Posted by: Polka will never die at July 09, 2025 06:15 PM (uxAXv)

229 215 Missed the SCOTUS thread, but noticed a theme, of sorts.

Absurdly unfit, unintelligent, uninteresting people elevated to the highest levels of government. Unbelievable.

Of course even more damaging, an unfit, uninteresting, unworldly guy, barely above Kamala-level intellect, oozing with ignorance resentment and bigotry, put in the top job. TWICE.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 09, 2025 06:09 PM (1m82a)

———-

Best system of government in the world.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 09, 2025 06:17 PM (+pRFM)

230
Michelle Obama pic is from 2022.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2025 06:17 PM (UmB+t)

231 Gosh, Kareem Rahma cetainly appears to be a wholesome young man. Probably was a Boy Scout.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2025 06:17 PM (XeU6L)

232 And of course he's willing to talk about it NOW, more than 8 months after the election.

So stunning. So brave.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at July 09, 2025 06:18 PM (setIA)

233 Good grief. Did Kamala have any redeeming qualities, as a candidate, or even as a person?

Posted by: Bulg at July 09, 2025 06:20 PM (77rzZ)

234 Lena Dunham is well on her way to becoming Pizza the Hut.

http://tiny.cc/8q0p001

Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2025 06:20 PM (lIio7)

235 172 OT: The US Supreme Court on Wednesday denied Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier’s request for relief from an Obama-appointed judge’s order blocking enforcement of the state’s anti-illegal immigration laws.
Posted by: Maj. Healey
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How can a law against illegality be illegal?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 09, 2025 06:20 PM (ncgY2)

236 Hillary tried to prevent votes for Trump with a false dossier and did cause harm and financial damages.

Posted by: polynikes at July 09, 2025 06:20 PM (VofaG)

237 234 Lena Dunham is well on her way to becoming Pizza the Hut.

http://tiny.cc/8q0p001
Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2025 06:20 PM (lIio7)

I've seen fewer chins in a Chinese phonebook.

Posted by: jsg at July 09, 2025 06:21 PM (1l+t9)

238 230
Michelle Obama pic is from 2022.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2025 06:17 PM (UmB+t)

This is funny - Reuters "fact checking" team is now labeling it MISCAPTIONED because it's from 2022, not 2024.

without noting that means that she's even fatter and worse looking today than she was then.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2025 06:22 PM (uWKK8)

239 Good grief. Did Kamala have any redeeming qualities, as a candidate, or even as a person?
Posted by: Bulg
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Yes

Posted by: Willie Brown at July 09, 2025 06:22 PM (XeU6L)

240 233 Good grief. Did Kamala have any redeeming qualities, as a candidate, or even as a person?
Posted by: Bulg at July 09, 2025 06:20 PM (77rzZ)

Ask Willie Brown

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at July 09, 2025 06:22 PM (t0Out)

241 234 Lena Dunham is well on her way to becoming Pizza the Hut.

http://tiny.cc/8q0p001
Posted by: bonhomme
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She has those long nails so she can scratch her dirty head.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 09, 2025 06:22 PM (ncgY2)

242 without noting that means that she's even fatter and worse looking today than she was then.

Hard to believe that's possible

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at July 09, 2025 06:23 PM (t0Out)

243 233 Good grief. Did Kamala have any redeeming qualities, as a candidate, or even as a person?
Posted by: Bulg at July 09, 2025 06:20 PM (77rzZ)

By all accounts, she gave a really spectacular blow job. That's about it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2025 06:23 PM (uWKK8)

244 Said it earlier, Lina Dunham is looking both facially and physically like a Vogon

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 09, 2025 06:24 PM (JtH6i)

245 NOOD QUICK!

Posted by: Crusader at July 09, 2025 06:25 PM (TN0g+)

246 Favorite Kamala moment, "Are you his daughter?" As she was dancing with Willie Brown.

I might add I'm using the term "dancing" in the loosest sense of the word.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 09, 2025 06:25 PM (tT6L1)

247 Trump took every Swing State.

I'll chalk that one up to a redeeming quality of Kamala.

Posted by: jsg at July 09, 2025 06:26 PM (1l+t9)

248 ... and how bacon is a spice.

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"A spice? You mean, like, a female British pop singer?

BTW, I always carry bacon around in my purse ..."

-- Hillary/Hunter 2028!

Posted by: ShainS -- Four Days To 'FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! Day' at July 09, 2025 06:27 PM (KJPYG)

249 >>>This is funny - Reuters "fact checking" team is now labeling it MISCAPTIONED because it's from 2022, not 2024.

without noting that means that she's even fatter and worse looking today than she was then.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Is this the one she's wearing a pajama tent?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 09, 2025 06:27 PM (ncgY2)

250 The Wisconsin judge who aided and abetted a fugitive from the law asked to have her case dismissed.

The magistrate in her criminal trial refused.

==

hahah! Very amusing!

Posted by: runner at July 09, 2025 06:28 PM (g47mK)

251 nood!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 09, 2025 06:32 PM (dKEEs)

252 71 My father used to eat those sardines that came in the flat can with a tin can opener key ( I don’t know exactly what it’s called).

Was your dad either German or an immigrant? My dad did the exact same thing. He was a teenager during WWII; came over here in '56 (legally). But he would eat the hell out of those canned sardines; i think there was a canned oyster one that looked even worse.

Posted by: Nelly at July 09, 2025 06:37 PM (cHLus)

253 That would have been a good angle to try - but I think the Appeals Court went for the simplest and most obvious flaw in the case. It's still astounding that the Trial Court simply assumed that some Conspiracy existed and never even attempted to prove it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2025 06:06 PM

Thanks for the legal response.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 09, 2025 06:38 PM (HlyYF)

254 Strolling through Getty Images, my ex was 5'8" or so and that was cool. But this girl is BIG, man.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 09, 2025 06:46 PM (ncgY2)

255 I actually feel a bit sorry for the podcaster. Souds like he was just trying to make a nothing burger little podcast. The he interviews Kamala. He didn't ask for that trainwreck.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at July 09, 2025 07:06 PM (D1vbu)

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