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Daily Tech News 28 June 2025

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  • In the midst of a string of straightforward decisions by the Supreme Court upholding the plain meaning of the Constitution, such as Trump v. CASA, limiting the power of the inferior courts, and Mahmoud v. Taylor, limiting the power of the the indoctrination guilds, there was one with the exact same 6-3 split that went in a perhaps unexpected way. (The Verge)

    In FSC v. Paxton the Free Speech Coalition sued Texas attorney general Ken Paxton to block legislation to enforce age filters on online pornography on the grounds that it would inevitably infringe upon the free speech of adults.

    A 2004 decision against the federal Child Online Protection Act, as well as a 1997 decision against the Communications Decency Act, both ruled that the legislation would violate the First Amendment on precisely those grounds.

    This time though the court ruled that there was no fundamental right infringed by the Texas legislation - or by similar laws proposed or enacted by 21 other states - stating that advances in technology something something something, an argument I find questionable.

    Expect sales of VPNs to teenagers to soar.

    This does leave open the question of more recently proposed age filter laws for social media. I don't care much if fifteen-year-olds have to circumvent the filters to watch PornHub and OnlyFans, but if they suddenly can't access Bluesky they'll infest sites that aren't age restricted and we all remember the Great Tumblr Containment Breach catastrophe.


Tech News



Sort Of Tech News

For the past few months I've been working busily on a new project at work that was expected to launch about, well, right now really.

With just a few weeks left before it needed to ship, and with the application largely working, the entire design was suddenly changed for... Reasons... Putting me into extreme crunch time. So lately I've just been grabbing half an hour each day - while working seven days a week - to put up at least some content.

I can't complain because I was party to the decision to redesign everything and agree that the new design makes it a much better product for everyone involved, including reducing the future tech support load, much of which would have landed on me. And the company got in a specialist to do some of the key work for the redesign, and he did a good job.

Just... Ouch. I haven't slept much this past month.

Anyway, we missed the originally planned shipping date by a week but it's now complete and I have my weekends - and my sanity - to myself again.



Not At All Tech News



The shark is back.

(For those not terminally online, Sameko Saba is the latest iteration of the girl who won the World Series for the Dodgers last year sort of.)



Musical Interlude



Alternate version because there are no versions of the original with decent audio that aren't blocked somewhere.





Disclaimer: Your friends don't dance? Into the maggot pit!

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:30 AM




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1 w00t

Posted by: m at June 28, 2025 04:33 AM (CQE5S)

2 I summoned them!

Posted by: m at June 28, 2025 04:33 AM (CQE5S)

3 Top 5?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 28, 2025 04:34 AM (omVj0)

4 Morning all.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at June 28, 2025 04:36 AM (BLOW1)

5 >>we all remember the Great Tumblr Containment Breach catastrophe

I don't.

Posted by: m at June 28, 2025 04:37 AM (CQE5S)

6 >> Gigabyte says its new turbo mode can boost performance of recent Intel systems by as much as 35%. (Tom's Hardware)
It can't.

I am not a lawyer, but "as much as" might be doing a lot of heavy lifting, there.

Posted by: m at June 28, 2025 04:38 AM (CQE5S)

7 Wow! I haven't been on an ONT, or been in the early stages of the Tech Thread, for several months. today I happen to have snapped awake a good two hours before I planned, so here I am, with coffee and Killer Kittenz. How is everybody's Saturday so far?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 28, 2025 04:38 AM (omVj0)

8 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 28, 2025 04:38 AM (BW+Gb)

9 I sleb.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at June 28, 2025 04:39 AM (BLOW1)

10 >> Recently I saved three toes of a patient with type 2 diabetes in the earlier stages of gangrene using

content warning!

Posted by: m at June 28, 2025 04:40 AM (CQE5S)

11 Maggot pits? Well, into each life a little rain must fall.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 28, 2025 04:42 AM (omVj0)

12 9 I sleb.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at June 28, 2025 04:39 AM (BLOW1)

This appears to be Danish for "grind."

Posted by: m at June 28, 2025 04:42 AM (CQE5S)

13 Reposted from ONT:

WH spokesman Stephen Miller is such a smart. articulate man and kind of intense that I enjoyed seeing a gentler picture of he and his wife:

https://tinyurl.com/4ba44jps

They apparently have three kids under four.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2025 04:43 AM (2GCMq)

14 The Killer Kittenz From Outer Space are flying around as if they think they have wings. Big black Stirling helped to wake me up all the way when he heard me stir. Little Dagny is spread atop the TV cabinet, grooming her fur and blocking a corner of the screen (which I am not watching anyway, so scruit).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 28, 2025 04:44 AM (omVj0)

15 I saw Maggot Pit open for Black Flag at Ybor City in '94.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 28, 2025 04:46 AM (BW+Gb)

16 Be well, Pixy!

Posted by: m at June 28, 2025 04:46 AM (CQE5S)

17 12 9 I sleb.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at June 28, 2025 04:39 AM (BLOW1)

This appears to be Danish for "grind."
Posted by: m


Also the past perfect continuous form of the verb "to sleep".

Posted by: Pixy Misa at June 28, 2025 04:47 AM (BLOW1)

18 I thought this was funny. Routine from "America's Got Talent" - funeral director and part time stand up comedian. If you have an interest , just scroll down through the description to the actual routine :

https://tinyurl.com/3r8pwc4s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2025 04:47 AM (2GCMq)

19 Morning, Tech Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at June 28, 2025 04:47 AM (AN2gy)

20 NOAA discontinues Climate.gov due to Trump executive order:

The executive order, issued last month, prompted NOAA to centralize and consolidate resources onto one website.

In the May 23 order, Trump said the federal government "used or promoted scientific information in a highly misleading manner," leading to loss of trust with the public.

He specifically mentioned how the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention issued guidance on reopening the schools with edits encouraged by the American Federation of Teachers. He accused it of being "restrictive and burdensome" and it "discouraged in-person learning."

https://tinyurl.com/mw7nrbnc

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 28, 2025 04:47 AM (omVj0)

21 Men Without Hats are a Canadian new wave and synth-pop band, originally from Montreal, Quebec.

--Wikipedia

Posted by: m at June 28, 2025 04:48 AM (CQE5S)

22 Yay, you sleb!

I sleb
you (sg.) sleb
he/she/it sleb

we sleb
you (pl.) sleb
they sleb

Posted by: m at June 28, 2025 04:50 AM (CQE5S)

23 For FenSpoke; A Mosquito Sermon:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZZwSS-2FXB4

Posted by: fluffy at June 28, 2025 04:54 AM (AN2gy)

24 Second cup of coffee down. I am considering going for a twenty-minute walk soon. Considering, mind you; it's 81 F. outside, and I Don't Wanna Know the Heat Index. "Unbreathable," as I say every day.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 28, 2025 04:55 AM (omVj0)

25 Unexpected interruption . Christian devotional on Acts 16:16-24:

https://tinyurl.com/zdt5925k

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2025 04:55 AM (2GCMq)

26

Good morning, fine citizens of the planet's most exceptional country, from the Adirondacks, home of some of the more exciting segments of our history.

May this day's efforts bring great benefit to each, with
like heartburn for the leftwits

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at June 28, 2025 04:56 AM (hKoQL)

27 Posted by: fluffy at June 28, 2025 04:54 AM (AN2gy

Thanks. That fellow has quite a talent. I laughed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2025 04:59 AM (2GCMq)

28 I had a childhood friend who said "slep," as in "I slep for ten hours." In a lot of sentences, you can barely hear that "t" missing, but every now and then ....

Posted by: m at June 28, 2025 05:00 AM (CQE5S)

29 I'm sure I'm not the only one who's noticed Pixy puts up content every day of the week, every day of the year.

Take some time off when you need it

Posted by: JM in Illinois at June 28, 2025 05:02 AM (aIUZW)

30 >>> Thanks. That fellow has quite a talent. I laughed.

Whenever I happen across one of his Truck Astrology shorts I play it through twice because the humor is just that good.

Posted by: fluffy at June 28, 2025 05:02 AM (AN2gy)

31 Truck astrology . LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2025 05:03 AM (2GCMq)

32 >>> I had a childhood friend who said "slep," as in "I slep for ten hours." In a lot of sentences, you can barely hear that "t" missing, but every now and then

Not sure what sort of regionalism that may be, but it seems to be prominent in New England to drop off some final consonants and replace it with a soft 'unh'.

Posted by: fluffy at June 28, 2025 05:06 AM (AN2gy)

33
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 28, 2025 05:19 AM (tljrc)

34 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2025 05:27 AM (+qU29)

35 Good morning, fine citizens of the planet's most exceptional country, from the Adirondacks, home of some of the more exciting segments of our history.

May this day's efforts bring great benefit to each, with
like heartburn for the leftwits

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at June 28,

THANK YOU!

I needed that. Especially here in Canada.

President Trump had a kick ass day yesterday. And some of that came my way. My brother FINALLY signed papers on the house, after backing out twice on the last day since January when Mom passed.

I took care of Mom amd Dad for 14 years. I'll be fine but just wanted more time to create a life. It cost me a crazy amount of money but I have a 2 years of peace.

Honestly, I'm just happy Mom's dog, legally mine, but Mom's dog Ralphy gets to stay here. He's a rescue dog. About 15. Horrible limping. I'm trying to keep him comfortable.

And my amazing friends outdoor cat Snowflake, who stays here is no longer potentially homeless.

Well the house is 99% mine. But it's been hell and I'm posting at 5:24 in the morning.

But, immediate plan. I am taking care of the dog forever. So much limping. He's home. As is, apparently the cat. Not mine. But about ready to type.

Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS MAYBE.. 51% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing ba at June 28, 2025 05:29 AM (jvJvP)

36 Skip, are you feeling any better?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2025 05:30 AM (sJ4fj)

37 Posted by: JM in Illinois at June 28, 2025 05:02 AM (aIUZW)

Good point!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2025 05:32 AM (2GCMq)

38 I just think this is so terrible. High school student in Seattle public school receives terrible anti Semitic bullying and the school did nothing! Parents suing. Good for them. From "Legal Insurrection" site:

https://tinyurl.com/9mnmeb7p

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2025 05:36 AM (2GCMq)

39 36 Skip, are you feeling any better?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2025 05:30 AM (sJ4fj)

37 Posted by: JM in Illinois at June 28, 2025 05:02 AM (aIUZW)

Good point!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2025 05:32

WOW!

Both of you are here this early? Don't you sleep?

I'm still keyed up until closing.

Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS MAYBE.. 51% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing ba at June 28, 2025 05:38 AM (jvJvP)

40 Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS MAYBE.. 51% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing ba at June 28, 2025 05:38 AM (jvJvP

I am so used to getting up with FenSpouse for the bus run and coffee that I cannot stay asleep past 4:30 even on a Saturday.

I am praying that rough places all work out positively for you for your house situation.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2025 05:43 AM (2GCMq)

41 And Stateless, you're very good and kind with the animals. Good for you!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2025 05:45 AM (2GCMq)

42 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at June 28, 2025 05:45 AM (XQo4F)

43 I am so used to getting up with FenSpouse for the bus run and coffee that I cannot stay asleep past 4:30 even on a Saturday.

I am praying that rough places all work out positively for you for your house situation.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2025 05:43 AM



Thanks so much.

The cat that isn't mine just jumped onto her cat tree.

I would love to have your schedule. But Mom was always up late in the night, I had my door open to listen for her and everyone would sleep in.

Until next week.

Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS MAYBE.. 51% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing ba at June 28, 2025 05:49 AM (jvJvP)

44 You have been a very caring, loving child for your mom. God bless you, Stateless!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2025 05:52 AM (2GCMq)

45 Ok .Time for a walk with FenSpouse and hopefully to look at some lovely flowers . I hope all have a blessed day and know that you are a blessing to others. May see some of you on the prayer thread perhaps!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2025 05:55 AM (2GCMq)

46 Ooh. New video just dropped.

That guy who was in talks to potentially buy Commodore...

Just bought Commodore and is now acting CEO.

Will post tomorrow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke-Ao-CpI7E

Posted by: Pixy Misa at June 28, 2025 06:00 AM (BLOW1)

47 Musical Interlude: "Men Without Hats - Safety Dance":
"Video unavailable
This video is not available" (Canada)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 28, 2025 06:05 AM (O7YUW)

48 #000000 of death to be precise. This is a rather amusing change.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 28, 2025 06:06 AM (NXz8h)

49 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 28, 2025 06:10 AM (kozl2)

50 Ooh. New video just dropped.

That guy who was in talks to potentially buy Commodore...

Just bought Commodore and is now acting CEO.

Will post tomorrow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke-Ao-CpI7E
Posted by: Pixy Misa at June 28, 2025 06:00 AM (BLOW1)


My college buddy (back around 1982-ish) owned a Commodore 64. I was SO jealous!

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 28, 2025 06:13 AM (pJWtt)

51 My college buddy (back around 1982-ish) owned a Commodore 64. I was SO jealous!

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 28, 2025 06:13 AM (pJWtt)

I'll give you the Coleco Adsm we bought.

Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS MAYBE.. 51% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing ba at June 28, 2025 06:15 AM (jvJvP)

52 According to this video the major Chicom cities are not worker paradises. And I can think of the exact person to help them out: Zohran Mamdani.

https://youtu.be/I3-6mGmw-fg

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 28, 2025 06:15 AM (NXz8h)

53 47 Musical Interlude: "Men Without Hats - Safety Dance":
"Video unavailable
This video is not available" (Canada)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant


Bum. Added an alternate video for the geographically challenged.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at June 28, 2025 06:18 AM (BLOW1)

54 Morning again, all! I'm back from my workout, then shower and feeding the furry thugs. Now it's time for me to have breakfast.

On tap today: haircut (all of them), picking up my repaired leather briefcase at the repair shop, aaand . . .??? We have a 50% chance of rain here, so washing the car might be fruitless.

Maybe we'll go out to eat tonight at our favorite diner.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 28, 2025 06:20 AM (omVj0)

55
*flicks invisible lint from sleeve*

Good morning, Hordians.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2025 06:21 AM (/HVsR)

56 My college buddy (back around 1982-ish) owned a Commodore 64. I was SO jealous!

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 28, 2025 06:13 AM (pJWtt)

I'll give you the Coleco Adsm we bought.
Posted by: Stateless

TI 99/4A here. We were poor and got by on food coloring.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 28, 2025 06:21 AM (NXz8h)

57
That guy who was in talks to potentially buy Commodore...

Just bought Commodore and is now acting CEO.

Will post tomorrow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke-Ao-CpI7E
Posted by: Pixy Misa at June 28, 2025


***
Commodore is still around?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 28, 2025 06:21 AM (omVj0)

58 Commodore went bankrupt long ago. The assets were bought, and then that company went bankrupt. And the assets were then split up across three or four companies, which merged and subdivided and went bankrupt and were bought out again.

Long messy story.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at June 28, 2025 06:24 AM (BLOW1)

59 Holy crap.

The entire house is up.

My friends' cat Snowflake, who has been back 2.5 weeks after her catnapping is looking out the patio.

I petted and talked to Ralphy a lot. I reminded him that he and I would go to the dog park, literally across the street, and chase squirrels. I had him on the leash and I am a runner.

And now cats are in the house. Ralphy is fine with that.

Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS MAYBE.. 51% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing ba at June 28, 2025 06:30 AM (jvJvP)

60 46 Ooh. New video just dropped.

That guy who was in talks to potentially buy Commodore...

Just bought Commodore and is now acting CEO.

Will post tomorrow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke-Ao-CpI7E
Posted by: Pixy Misa at June 28, 2025 06:00 AM (BLOW1)

Cool. Watching. I *don't* recognize the Commodore logo!

Posted by: m at June 28, 2025 06:35 AM (CQE5S)

61 I'll give you the Coleco Adsm we bought.
Posted by: Stateless

TI 99/4A here. We were poor and got by on food coloring.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 28, 2025 06:21 AM (NXz8h)w

Please, my heart.
Which is great...but still..

Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS MAYBE.. 51% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing ba at June 28, 2025 06:38 AM (jvJvP)

62
Hot coffee. Highly good.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2025 06:38 AM (/HVsR)

63 mornin yall. I killed a quail yesterday. Not on purpose. Now it haunts my dreams. A headless zombie quail.

Posted by: fd at June 28, 2025 06:47 AM (vFG9F)

64 We don't have a deal with the quail.
We have a deal with the pigeons.

https://youtu.be/xPCZtrac-Ss

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at June 28, 2025 06:53 AM (XQo4F)

65 Now that Jeff Bezos has married Taylor Swift I expect their children will burst forth pre gender-confused and star in a Disney movie about princesses who learn for themselves that a penis is not a rocket shaped deformity but a symbol of prosperity.

Posted by: fd at June 28, 2025 06:54 AM (vFG9F)

66 "The Princess and the Penis"

Posted by: fd at June 28, 2025 06:57 AM (vFG9F)

67 The Little Merman.

Posted by: Also receiving votes at June 28, 2025 07:01 AM (XQo4F)

68 >>> The Little Merman.

He no longer gets a boat?

Posted by: fluffy at June 28, 2025 07:02 AM (AN2gy)

69 Thanks for the continued effort to keep the Daily Tech News going. It is always my first read in the morning here in Atlanta GA.

Posted by: Kurtz at June 28, 2025 07:03 AM (rYlfN)

70 I used to rhyme with a female body part. That was then. This is now.

Posted by: The Little Merman at June 28, 2025 07:05 AM (XQo4F)

71 @53/Pixy Misa: "Bum."

Hey, I work, I ain't no bum, no hobo either, which is good because otherwise I might end up as a pelt on Ace's trophy wall. ;-)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 28, 2025 07:11 AM (O7YUW)

72 We always hear about mermaids -- which I'd prefer to look at anyway, at least if they look like the original animated Ariel -- but there would have to be mermen if the race was to reproduce. Unless mermaids were spawned from Poseidon's forehead and are immortal, or very long-lived. Which would make them even lonelier than we've been shown that they are.

The old DC Comics during the Silver Age occasionally showed merfolk, both male and female, probably in Aquaman stories. Since I read that series very rarely, I think they may have showed up in Superman or Justice League tales too.

In Larry Niven's "Magic Goes Away" stories, he suggests that magical beings "breed oddly" when mana (the power behind magic) gets low, and that the merfolk evolved into . . . dolphins!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 28, 2025 07:11 AM (omVj0)

73 Noodus MisHum EMT

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 28, 2025 07:18 AM (omVj0)

74 Stupid question time.

If there were a cavern or void in a solid rock mountain, and a MOP were to actually penetrate into the void...

Would there be a measurable difference in the seismic shock, compared to if the MOP failed to actually vent shock and pressure into the void?


I guess this is really a dumb question, because there would be no way that either US or Israeli forces could get a portable seismograph within 100 miles of that Iranian facility.

Right?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 28, 2025 07:21 AM (a1415)

75 The Supreme Court has ruled that since baby can't chew steak, we're all restricted to a diet of stewed spinach.

Posted by: Ray at June 28, 2025 07:50 AM (zhWvq)

76 If the blue screen is black how will I know if it’s my monitor or computer?

Posted by: Kenneth King Neil at June 28, 2025 08:04 AM (/g9JB)

77 Dear PM,
Good luck on the launch of the redesigned system. May no gremlins creep out at the last second!
And thank you for keeping up your postings. I'm sure I speak for many when I say that they're much appreciated.

Posted by: Nemo at June 28, 2025 08:16 AM (4RPgu)

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