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![]() For your consideration: Attached is a picture of my one year old granddog Eddy from Woodstock, VT. Eddy is a Parson Russel and that sweet face masks an energy level that defies logic. Thank you. RobEddy is such a charmer! We all want to meet him now. ![]() This is Nikko, our first greyhound. We were doing a winery tour called Grapehounds. This was the last stop before we went home and as you can see, she was ready to get some rest.A handsome dog. ![]() ![]() ![]() Howdy pet morons! This is an update after last week’s first posting. Chick A now has a sibling. Both are active, eating and overall doing well. When I made my first post, I was curious as to how much interest it would or generated. After looking through the comments section, I was very pleasantly surprised. Last week's pics were from day 0 (hatching day) for chick A. Today's update is day 7 and day 5 for his sibling. These are pictures of feeding time. At this point they have to be fed every 3-4 hours around the clock. We choose to hand fed our babies as opposed to parent feeding. They are so much better socialized that way . We feed them Exact baby parrot formula that is mixed with warm bottled water. It has to be between 101 and 105 degrees for them to accept it. More next week. DavidWhat a lot of specialized work! ![]() My Boxer dog, 12 months old, and while he looks badass, he's the nicest guy you'll ever meet. I had the picture photoshopped for his one-year birthday, with the caption - A Fistful of Treats. I hope you enjoy it. BuckskinWOW! What a great birthday portrait! If you would like to send pet and/or animal stories, links, etc. for the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, the address is:Until next Saturday, have a great week! Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Cat turd day!
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 28, 2025 03:37 PM (zlKAS) 2
Thought I lost the thread! Just too many parrots, though!
Posted by: KT at June 28, 2025 03:39 PM (xekrU) 3
Chicks!! Bappies!
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 28, 2025 03:40 PM (zlKAS) Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 28, 2025 03:41 PM (zlKAS) 5
I "lost" a couple of kitties today. I had gone into my closet for something and I closed the door when I came back out, like usual.
However, two of my kitties (Penny and Jasmine) had slipped in behind me and got locked inside. Whoops! Fortunately, they were only in there for a couple of hours. Jasmine looked comfy and didn't want to come out. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 28, 2025 03:42 PM (IBQGV) 6
Happy Caturday everyone
Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2025 03:42 PM (+qU29) 7
Today is our beautiful girl, Luna's, 8th birthday. Although she's not a retriever, she looks almost exactly like the dog in the "motherly love" video.
She's had quite a few treats today and is now snoozing on the couch in our upstairs room. She's a good girl and deserves the best life ever. Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at June 28, 2025 03:46 PM (FEVMW) 8
Woof!!!! Nikko and Eddy are both beautiful. I’m sure they are wonderful companions. Thanks for the thread K.T.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at June 28, 2025 03:48 PM (CcOY+) Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at June 28, 2025 03:48 PM (sAmhv) 10
Eddy is adorable and Nikko is majestic. How does having a Greyhound compare with having other dogs, NR Pax?
David, I commend you and whomever is helping you for all that round the clock care for the chicks. Thanks for the update. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2025 03:50 PM (2GCMq) 11
Daughter & husband are out of town for several days, so their two dogs are spending the days with us. Daisy the individualistic Malinois greatly enjoys the company, but sometimes sneaks off to her bed for some alone time. You know how that is, right?
We had another bunch of rain last night. Makes going out to run and play sloppy business. We try to convince Ony the good old black cat that she can safely come out of hiding while the dog cousins are here. Sometimes I've brought her out and she's calm in my lap, while the dogs pay her little attention, but on her own she stays in her little house in the bedroom. Posted by: mindful webworker - dog family report at June 28, 2025 03:51 PM (l5rRq) 12
My kittehs love chasing the laser but I grew bored pointing it way before they would. So I bought a small machine that would randomly point a laser all around a room. $ 40 thrown down the drain .
Posted by: polynikes at June 28, 2025 03:55 PM (VofaG) 13
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So Penny and Jasmine are finally coming out of the closet. Posted by: Redenzo at June 28, 2025 03:57 PM (CIAsx) 14
Cat turd day!
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 28, 2025 *** * Adds litter to Sunday shopping list * Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 28, 2025 04:01 PM (omVj0) 15
It's 97 today. Mr Trouble is inside sleeping, after a short trip outside. It's funny to see him figure out how much more comfortable it is inside with the AC.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 28, 2025 04:03 PM (AcTAo) 16
Just added a photoshop of Buckskin's dog, Clint.
A great thing for a doggie birthday. My computer or the AoS system reversed the width and height at first, took a while to fix it. Posted by: KT at June 28, 2025 04:04 PM (xekrU) 17
Eddy is a Parson Russel and that sweet face masks an energy level that defies logic.
Hoo Boy isn't that the truth. Our Chihuahua/Russel, since passed, used to chase rabbits something fierce. He once broke the neighbors fence chasing a rabbit. The rabbits had dug a trench between the properties just enough to get through. Ole Sparky (short for Spark Plug) sailed over that trench and broke the bottom board at the cross post chasing one. Thank the stars that fence had been neglected and was kind of rotting away but it still had a little left, enough to lay his little ass out. It took him a couple of minutes or 10 to get his bearings straight but he was eventually cleared for duty after a couple of days of figuring out what the hell happened. That was the last time he went that way after rabbits I can tell you. Russels are really great dogs if you have the patience and room for them. I miss that little bugger... Posted by: jsg at June 28, 2025 04:06 PM (ra4xZ) 18
Afternoon, pet folken! Perfessor, during the "cooler" months, I often open the closet just off the kitchen to retrieve or put away a jacket or coat. For some reason I have a rubber aftermarket floor mat from one of my long-gone cars in there. Invariably one or both of my furry thugs will dash in and begin working their claws on the thick rubber. Not a bad thing. But when I'm getting ready to leave the house, as when I was working, I'd have to wait to get them out before I closed the door. Now and then I would close one of them in there. Before leaving, I'd look around, see only one cat, and have to go back to let the trapped one out.
There are two other closets, and both cats have been trapped in them for more than a couple of hours by mistake. You'd think they'd *never* go into that closet again. But, nope. "Look, a cave, let's explore!" Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 28, 2025 04:06 PM (omVj0) 19
Floppy Buddy Electric Interactive Moving cat Kicker
Looks like a dick. Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats So that's why it was "submitted without comment." Won't stop the rest of us, though. Visitor: "What. is. that?" Cat Lady: "Oh, just something for the cats to dick around with." Posted by: mikeski at June 28, 2025 04:08 PM (DgGvY) 20
We are somewhat taken aback by your cat's recent behavior, and would like to speak to you on this matter at the earliest matter.
Thank you in advance. Posted by: Union of Concerned Waterbugs at June 28, 2025 04:09 PM (CHHv1) 21
small machine that would randomly point a laser all around a room. $ 40 thrown down the drain .
Where's the box? - the cats Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 28, 2025 04:09 PM (j0MN0) 22
Critters!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 28, 2025 04:10 PM (2UnvF) 23
Boxer photoshop looks demonic.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 28, 2025 04:11 PM (j0MN0) 24
Don't neglect our movie celebrity Clint at the bottom of the thread, "A Fistful of Treats".
Posted by: KT at June 28, 2025 04:12 PM (xekrU) 25
Yeah, we save our birds when we can. I have to get a screen for this garage door. These hummingbirds come in here and I end up having to get the ladder out and open the window up top so they can get out.
Here's a guy rescuing a cardinal caught in a fence. https://tinyurl.com/3w8f5jdy Posted by: jsg at June 28, 2025 04:13 PM (ra4xZ) 26
There are two other closets, and both cats have been trapped in them for more than a couple of hours by mistake. You'd think they'd *never* go into that closet again. But, nope. "Look, a cave, let's explore!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 28, 2025 04:06 PM (omVj0) --- Yep. My laundry room is the same way. A couple of cats have been trapped in there for many hours without me noticing. Nowadays, I often go on "kitty patrol" to inventory my cats. Keeping track of 5 of them can be a chore. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 28, 2025 04:14 PM (IBQGV) 27
Heh, the raccoon in the trash can is universal. I had one that knew how to take the lid off of ours. One morning, after throwing away a failed strawberry pie the night before, I went out to grab the paper and saw a Raccoon sticking his head out of the garbage can covered in red ick. It was a bit unsettling until I remembered the strawberry pie.
My brother has a video of about 10 of them flying out of a dumpster at a hotel down in Tennessee when someone threw something in. He knew they were in there and set up on the patio of his room to record what was sure to be entertaining. It was. Even big strong guys scream like an 11 year old girl sometimes it seems. Posted by: Orson at June 28, 2025 04:18 PM (dIske) 28
The creamy cat with the points in the "Cat Kicker" video is a dead ringer for our late Angelique the Parking Lot Siberian. As for the toy itself, yes, it does look pretty damn suggestive. Hey, your cat might love it. The late Chekov D. Siberian loved his Flippety Fish, and both Stirling and Dagny find it entertaining when I bring it out for them. On the other hand Chekov's "brother" Wolf wouldn't go near it -- I think the noise made him wary. So for $7.88 plus shipping it *might* be worth it.
(Disclaimer: No warranty express or implied. Close cover before striking. No refunds. One to a customer.) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 28, 2025 04:20 PM (omVj0) 29
Buckskin, your pic is great. Is your dog's name "Blondie," by any chance . . .?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 28, 2025 04:23 PM (omVj0) 30
Hey, the Plush Wiggly Vaguely Obscene Cat Toy comes with catnip. What more could a cat want? To have a live mouse come darting out of the tip?
Well . . . yes. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 28, 2025 04:27 PM (omVj0) 31
Stirling the great black cat was on my lap when I first opened the thread, reaching up toward me in between milk-treadings. One of his claws brushed my upper lip. Didn't break the skin, but it's a fraction irritated. Now, all innocence, he's curled on the floor grooming his fur.
Little Dagny La Siberienne has emerged from her sauna, the bedroom window being roasted by the sun behind the drapes, and is arranged elegantly on the floor under my dinette table. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 28, 2025 04:31 PM (omVj0) 32
This weeks pet drama.
One Coyote. One not as tough as he thinks he is kitty. 5 am front yard encounter. I see the Coyote and my wife's cat standing off on the front porch. I blast out the sliding glass door hoping to scare the coyote off and do but I also scared the cat off. 24 hours later he had circumnavigated the globe and returned to the porch. Only to be let in and never let out again. He's pissed and I have a cyote to kill. Posted by: Reforger at June 28, 2025 04:33 PM (LgDgc) 33
Rosalind was Best of Winners at today's Lawton Dog Fanciers Association show in Oklahoma City, good for a 4-point major win. Ros now has 9 points and both the major wins she needs. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2025 04:35 PM (/HVsR) 34
Wasn't "Floppy Buddy" a song by The Shaggs?
Hummingbirds would come in our open garage, attracted by the red handle hanging down on the manual release on the garage door opener motors. I spray painted them black. Posted by: fd at June 28, 2025 04:36 PM (vFG9F) 35
The handles, not the hummingbirds.
Posted by: fd at June 28, 2025 04:36 PM (vFG9F) 36
One Coyote. One not as tough as he thinks he is kitty.
5 am front yard encounter. I see the Coyote and my wife's cat standing off on the front porch. I blast out the sliding glass door hoping to scare the coyote off and do but I also scared the cat off. 24 hours later he had circumnavigated the globe and returned to the porch. Only to be let in and never let out again. He's pissed and I have a coyote to kill. Posted by: Reforger at June 28, 2025 *** This looks like a case for Buckskin's Boxer. (In raspy, quiet Clint voice): "Coyotes. You kill one, you have to kill a dozen." Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 28, 2025 04:37 PM (omVj0) 37
We have one cat that would be scared away by floppy buddy, one that would enjoy abusing it, and one that would totally ignore it.
Posted by: fd at June 28, 2025 04:39 PM (vFG9F) 38
I like the photoshop of your boxer. So he's a big Clint Eastwood western film fan , eh? . Next year you can have him be in an outfit from " For a few treats more" or "The Good, The Bad and The Boxer"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2025 04:39 PM (2GCMq) 39
Eddy is adorable. My mom had Jack Russells among other assorted animals. Endless energy.
Not really pets but we have a lot of Ospreys in the area. in addition to the natural nests there's a group in town that puts up platforms for them to build nests. They have a webcam on this particular one and every year a pair returns from their winter hiatus to have babies. Two little ones this year. Looks like they are getting eager to stretch their wings. https://tinyurl.com/yc7rw985 Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2025 04:39 PM (viF8m) 40
Big Dan is doing much better after his attack of back spasms earlier this week. At Her Majesty's instructions, I put a leash on him and walked him up to the house, which he did with no problems. On returning to his pen, he did a full shake. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2025 04:40 PM (/HVsR) Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 28, 2025 04:40 PM (j0MN0) 42
The division of treats video supports my observation: Dogs count to "Me" and "Not me.". They discovered zero a ling time ago.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 28, 2025 04:40 PM (QSrLX) 43
Congratulations H7! Does Rosalind get an ice cream sandwich or something?
Posted by: fd at June 28, 2025 04:41 PM (vFG9F) Posted by: olddog in mo at June 28, 2025 04:41 PM (kozl2) 45
To have a live mouse come darting out of the tip?
* Gerbil. Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 28, 2025 *** God in heaven, won't you people ever just *let it go*???? Posted by: Richard Gere at June 28, 2025 04:43 PM (omVj0) 46
"Coyotes. You kill one, you have to kill a dozen."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 28, 2025 04:37 PM (omVj0) I'm pretty sure there is more that one in the hood. I think all the "affordable housing" they keep putting in is dispacing them and forcing them into the neighborhoods. The quail population is near nothing this year. Poor things. I don't want to kill it but I also don't want my cat or dog eaten. Posted by: Reforger at June 28, 2025 04:43 PM (LgDgc) 47
Does Rosalind get an ice cream sandwich or something? Posted by: fd at June 28, 2025 04:41 PM (vFG9F) _________ Alas, no. But she's well treated all the same. When Lacey was being campaigned 20 years ago, she'd get an ice cream cone. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2025 04:44 PM (/HVsR) 48
"Finally a toy that plays back."
* No thanks. Looks like a plush dildo. Posted by: olddog in mo at June 28, 2025 *** Something tells me, even if our cat Arizona had been bored by it, the ex-Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 would have found it hilarious. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 28, 2025 04:45 PM (omVj0) 49
We have one cat that would be scared away by floppy buddy, one that would enjoy abusing it, and one that would totally ignore it.
Posted by: fd at June 28, 2025 04:39 PM (vFG9F) --- I just now clicked on the link. HILARIOUS. I can't stop laughing. If you haven't yet, cycle through the images. One of them shows "Cap'n" Bill Kristol..."Ahoy, Matey!!!" Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 28, 2025 04:45 PM (IBQGV) 50
Texas mailman adopts dog from his old route after it beloved owner, a Vietnam vet, passes away:
https://tinyurl.com/mr223s2s Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2025 04:45 PM (2GCMq) 51
I'm pretty sure there is more that one in the hood. I think all the "affordable housing" they keep putting in is dispacing them and forcing them into the neighborhoods. The quail population is near nothing this year.
Poor things. I don't want to kill it but I also don't want my cat or dog eaten. Posted by: Reforger at June 28, 2025 *** There have been reports of coyote sightings all over the city in recent years. A couple of times, working out in the pre-dawn, I've glimpsed something a block or two ahead that might have been one. That's a big reason my cats never go outside. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 28, 2025 04:47 PM (omVj0) 52
Like the dog in the top picture,my dog's top possession is her tennis ball. I can tell when she has misplaced it, she's looking everywhere.
Posted by: Case at June 28, 2025 04:51 PM (ilX37) 53
Come to think of it, the late red tabby part-Coon Arizona would probably have loved the Plush if Vaguely Obscene Toy. He appropriated Mrs. Wolfus's little plush Pegasus from her childhood, carried it around in his jaws like a rat, and played happily with it until late in his life.
(Decades later I still have the darn thing atop my bookcase. No idea why; I've never had another cat that liked it.) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 28, 2025 04:51 PM (omVj0) 54
RE: my No. 53, perhaps I should try to clean the little Pegasus. Not in a washing machine, of course, but maybe some Woollite dabbed on a dish towel and rubbed along its surfaces might lighten it up and remove some of the close to fifty years of dirt on it . . .?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 28, 2025 04:55 PM (omVj0) 55
When I got my kittehs 7 years ago one of the first toys I bought was a catnip filled banana. All the catnip is gone and now it’s just a dirty yellow piece of heavy cloth but it’s still their favorite thing to throw around and play with.
Posted by: polynikes at June 28, 2025 04:57 PM (VofaG) 56
Dagny loves the flexible wire Cat Dancer I bought for Arizona many years ago, to the point she dragged it out of the toy basket last week and plays with it every couple of days. Big Stirling likes it too, though he's never hauled it out on his own.
Miss Linda likes to refer to previous cats' toys or furnishings by the first cat's name. The Pegasus, the Cat Dancer, and the thick earthenware Lillian Vernon "Kitty" bowl are Arizona's, the Flippety Fish and the fleece pet bed are Chekov's, etc. I say, "No, they're Dagny's and Stirling's now," but she ignores that. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 28, 2025 05:01 PM (omVj0) 57
All of which reminds me, it's time to bring the current can of food out of the fridge to warm up, and run some water in their bowls. Dinner for them is usually about 4:30.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 28, 2025 05:02 PM (omVj0) 58
All of which reminds me, it's time to bring the current can of food out of the fridge to warm up, and run some water in their bowls. Dinner for them is usually about 4:30.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 28, 2025 05:02 PM (omVj0) --- Same here. Though I am usually a bit earlier on weekends. I just fed and watered them. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 28, 2025 05:12 PM (IBQGV) 59
I feed my kittehs when I wake up. Routine of cleaning the litter boxes and changing the water.
Then I make my coffee and breakfast. Posted by: polynikes at June 28, 2025 05:15 PM (VofaG) 60
5 I "lost" a couple of kitties today.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 28, 2025 03:42 PM (IBQGV) ---- Whew! Don't ever start a pet comment like that - yes I know you used "" - man what a shock. ![]() Posted by: Ciampino - a wicked slip at June 28, 2025 05:16 PM (sPQoU) 61
Dogs and cats and horses are on the pet Mount Rushmore.
In terms of interacting favorably with men. What animal is the fourth? Posted by: martid at June 28, 2025 05:16 PM (r2ymA) 62
The "Cat Toy That Plays Back" does not seem like a cat toy. IYKWIMAITTYD
Posted by: Fritzty at June 28, 2025 05:17 PM (T5dpv) 63
I feed my kittehs when I wake up. Routine of cleaning the litter boxes and changing the water.
Then I make my coffee and breakfast. Posted by: polynikes at June 28, 2025 *** Same here. I stagger out, start the coffee, bring out the cat chow can and run water in the bowls. After I hit the head and emerge again, robed and slippered, I pour my coffee and feed them. Water is in the recirculating fountain, though I've been giving them a bowl of fresh water 2x a day as well as letting them drink from the kitchen tap. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 28, 2025 05:20 PM (omVj0) 64
12 My kittehs love chasing the laser but I grew bored pointing it way before they would. So I bought a small machine that would randomly point a laser all around a room. $ 40 thrown down the drain .
Posted by: polynikes at June 28, 2025 03:55 PM (VofaG) ---- Neighbor's kid would probably do it for nothing or for a bag of chips. Posted by: Ciampino - a wicked slipped at June 28, 2025 05:20 PM (sPQoU) 65
Shouldn't it be a Pawful of Treats?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 28, 2025 05:21 PM (RIvkX) 66
Dogs and cats and horses are on the pet Mount Rushmore.
In terms of interacting favorably with men. * What animal is the fourth? Posted by: martid at June 28, 2025 *** Parrots!! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 28, 2025 05:22 PM (omVj0) 67
61 Dogs and cats and horses are on the pet Mount Rushmore.
In terms of interacting favorably with men. What animal is the fourth? Posted by: martid at June 28, 2025 05:16 PM (r2ymA) ---- Parrots? Posted by: Ciampino - an LBW at June 28, 2025 05:23 PM (sPQoU) 68
12 My kittehs love chasing the laser but I grew bored pointing it way before they would. So I bought a small machine that would randomly point a laser all around a room. $ 40 thrown down the drain .
Posted by: polynikes at June 28, 2025 03:55 PM (VofaG) ---- Heh. I'm right there with you. I have one of those as well. Haven't pulled it out in years. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 28, 2025 05:25 PM (IBQGV) 69
Parrots?
Posted by: Ciampino - an LBW at June 28, 2025 05:23 PM (sPQoU) Ding, Ding, Ding. The only answer was birds.. Posted by: martid at June 28, 2025 05:26 PM (r2ymA) 70
Awwww..Eddy! And yes, I get the reference.
I had a Jack Russell Terrorist. I loved that dog. He went with me everywhere, he was so smart, he did fun dog tricks, he was just a neat dog. He was diagnosed too late with Addisons Disease and I lost him way too early. Posted by: Piper at June 28, 2025 05:28 PM (pRpzT) 71
I love the boxer pic, too cute.
Posted by: Piper at June 28, 2025 05:30 PM (QzINz) 72
HOBBY NOOD IS UPSTAIRS
Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2025 05:31 PM (+qU29) 73
as well as letting them drink from the kitchen tap.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 28, 2025 05:20 PM (omVj0) This here is key. They should be able to tap a water source in the event you are no longer able to provide it for them. Posted by: martid at June 28, 2025 05:36 PM (r2ymA) 74
Ciampino's Rescue Kitties
Still accepting donations towards the unkindest cut of all There's another set of happenings and a photo update #317 at the link. Take a look if interested. Make sure to click on "See Older Updates" as well if it's your first time. https://is.gd/WQ5JcT OR http://tinyurl.com/4pak97f6 Posted by: Ciampino - a slipped wicked wicket at June 28, 2025 05:43 PM (sPQoU) 75
David, Thanks for sharing the story of the chicks. You are a dedicated pet owner. Lots of work.
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