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Update: CNN's Big "Scoop" Came from... Iranian Sources Passing Iranian State Propaganda

Outstanding work, CNN.

Make sure you all hand out awards to each other.

Adam Kredo of the Free Beacon:


The top-secret Defense Intelligence Agency (DIA) assessment that claimed Iran's nuclear sites suffered only moderate damage likely relied on faulty information from deceitful Iranian sources, according to several former U.S. intelligence officers, one of whom described the document as so unreliable "you can wipe your ass with it."

...

The U.S. intelligence community deemed that initial assessment "low-confidence," a fact CNN omitted from its original piece, and based it solely on satellite imagery and intercepted communications--known as signals intelligence, or SIGINT--from Iranian officials. Shortly after the assessment leaked, Axios reported that communications intercepted by Israel "suggest Iranian military officials have been giving false situation reports to the country's political leadership--downplaying the extent of the damage." Such communications likely made their way into the DIA report, according to three former U.S. intelligence operatives, a current U.S. official, and other veteran national security insiders who spoke to the Washington Free Beacon both on and off the record. Some of them referred to the DIA as the "discount intelligence agency."

LOL.



"It's basically messaging by the [Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps], messaging by Tehran," said Michael Pregent, a former intelligence officer with U.S. Central Command who operated in the Middle East for nearly 30 years. "DIA is taking a SIGINT report from the National Security Agency ... and putting together an assessment to leak. I know it's messaging, the Iranians know it's messaging, and for some reason, NSA believes it's actual f--ing intelligence."

A current U.S. official familiar with the ongoing damage assessment process said that the DIA's findings--as well as "the partisan hit job published by CNN"--have been "completely debunked" over the past 24 hours, including by the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA).

"It has now been established by the IAEA that Iran's nuclear program suffered 'enormous damage' and the 'centrifuges ... are completely destroyed,'" the official told the Free Beacon. "The military operation carried out by the United States was a huge success and we are grateful to our troops who valiantly carried out the president's mission."

In addition to the IAEA, Central Intelligence Agency director John Ratcliffe announced that the CIA learned from "an historically reliable and accurate source/method that several key Iranian nuclear facilities were destroyed and would have to be rebuilt over the course of years."

...

The former intelligence officer said that the DIA's categorization of its own assessment renders it effectively useless.

"The fact that the DIA's assessment was deemed 'low-confidence' means that you can wipe your ass with it," the source added. "You probably get more information from a Free Beacon article."

Wait, what? This is appearing in the Free Beacon.


A third former U.S. official who worked primarily on the Iran portfolio agreed that the initial DIA report included "Iranians repeating propaganda to each other, as they have done throughout the war and preceding preparations."

...

Michael Rubin, a former Pentagon adviser, noted that DIA analysts' reliance on intercepted communications has been a longstanding concern.

"There's a long pattern within the DIA in which analysts listen so much to their targets that they actually start to rationalize, if not believe them," said Rubin, now a senior fellow at the American Enterprise Institute. "This is why so many DIA Middle East analysts become outspoken conspiracy theorists or advocates for normalizing ties with groups like Hamas and Hezbollah. Too much Iran leads to becoming analytically--if not morally--unhinged."

The leak itself, Rubin said, likely came from a DIA agent who "wanted to write the first draft of history because he or she knew the assessment would likely be challenged."

This thread examines the likely damage to all five parts of Iran's nuke/ICBM research.


Dmitri Alperovitch
@DAlperovitch

First part - the weaponization research suffered very heavy blows. Hard to estimate how much because it was always covert and unaccounted for but numerous key scientists have been killed and Parchin, where much of this work had been done, was hit multiple times.

Thus, even if Iran had all the ingredients for a bomb today, it would likely take it some months before it could be assembled and put on a missile.

Second part - enrichment facilities at Fordow and Natanz were hit by US Massive Ordinance Penetrators (and Israeli strikes at Natanz before that).

While the facility at Fordow may or may not be recoverable, the sensitive centrifuges inside almost certainly suffered heavy damage.

Thus, it is unlikely that Iran can use these facilities to enrich in the coming months.

BUT Iran announced right before the war that it had built a new secret enrichment facility that it refused to disclose.

Thus, if Iran already has centrifuges deployed at this new facility or can deploy new ones there quickly, it can once again start enriching *existing* uranium gas fairly quickly.

Third part - centrifuge manufacturing facilities. The Isfahan facility was destroyed but the largest one at Natanz is buried so deep in the mountain that even MOPs can't destroy it. It was not hit in this war.

It's hard to say how much of the supply chain for this Natanz centrifuge manufacturing facility was targeted but it's likely that Iran can still produce centrifuges or can resume that production relatively quickly at Natanz.

Fourth part - auxiliary facilities for conversion of uranium. Those all have been destroyed.

So IF Iran has to start enrichment from scratch using their new secret facility, it will still likely take a year or more to rebuild those plants and enrich uranium up to 90%.

Fifth part - IAEA said that before the war, Iran had accumulated the stockpile of 408kg of 60% enriched uranium that was likely stored in the tunnels at Isfahan.

The reason this is key is that this material can be enriched within a few weeks to 90% - enough for ~9 bombs.

Israelis apparently believe this material was not moved and is buried at Isfahan (tunnel entrances had been hit) and that it may or may not be recoverable.

Either Trump or Hegseth let it slip that they had been told by Mossad agents on the ground at these facilities that they had been rekt.

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Posted by: Ace at 06:33 PM




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1 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 26, 2025 06:36 PM (GYt5+)

2 2nd

Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 26, 2025 06:36 PM (GYt5+)

3 3rd

Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 26, 2025 06:36 PM (GYt5+)

4 4th

Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 26, 2025 06:36 PM (GYt5+)

5 5th

Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 26, 2025 06:36 PM (GYt5+)

6 LOL! Good job, CNN. The Could have been Network News.

Almost first. Have been first twice and will toot my horn.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 26, 2025 06:37 PM (6PCLE)

7 "It's basically messaging by the [Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps], messaging by Tehran,"
----------------------

So.... CNN

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2025 06:37 PM (E0p3T)

8 Despicable.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at June 26, 2025 06:39 PM (USyCi)

9 Either Trump or Hegseth let it slip that they had been told by Mossad agents on the ground at these facilities that they had been rekt.

===

that was Trump. unfortunately.

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2025 06:40 PM (g47mK)

10 willowed


What's funny is you have to be a boomer to even remember that shit.
Posted by: Oldcat
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Nailed him.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 26, 2025 06:40 PM (b1NWj)

11 Any man continues the Boomer discussion spends a night in the box.

Posted by: Carr at June 26, 2025 06:41 PM (PiwSw)

12 This episode gets weirder and weirder.

Posted by: toby928 at June 26, 2025 06:42 PM (jc0TO)

13 AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_ 30m
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Lalo Schifrin, the composer behind the iconic 'Mission: Impossible' theme and many more film and TV scores, dies at 93.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 26, 2025 06:42 PM (2yoRf)

14 Those holes in the ground look purrrrrfect.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 26, 2025 06:42 PM (b1NWj)

15
Oops! Whoopsie!

Whores just can't trust their pimps these days, yo!

Posted by: ShainS -- Socialism is the Suicide Pact of Mediocrity at June 26, 2025 06:42 PM (q7rbL)

16 Baghdad Bob has become Tehran Bob.

Posted by: PG at June 26, 2025 06:42 PM (afPT4)

17 CNN's Big "Scoop" Came from... Iranian Sources Passing Iranian State Propaganda

And all we had to do was tell them to keep it a secret!

Posted by: Iranian Intelligence at June 26, 2025 06:42 PM (qLZZ/)

18 At what point does this become treason? Or at least material support to a state sponsor of terrorism? Seriously, you just take enemy propaganda and unquestioningly publish it because you hate the President?

Posted by: The Lord Haw-Haws of our time at June 26, 2025 06:43 PM (TbWk/)

19 CNN, the Pride of Iran.

CNN is proud of the pride during what is left of pride month.

Why, WHY is an entire month devoted to mentally ill people? I figure their mind goes like this: I am ghey, I might as well be proud. Lesbo: same. Trans: I don't know wth I am, but I am super proud as even the gheys hate me! See: Chaz.

I demand a Redneck Pride Month, dammit!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 26, 2025 06:43 PM (6PCLE)

20 Get rid of DIA.

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2025 06:43 PM (g47mK)

21 Thank you Baby Jebuss. The ads for some cream being rubbed on elderly limbs have disappeared and I now have Boot Barn. Nice. That is all, carry on.

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at June 26, 2025 06:43 PM (bgJ0E)

22 The plot thickens

Posted by: kallisto at June 26, 2025 06:43 PM (2Dka9)

23 Any free society should be able to say as they wish, and then suffer the consequences. Without saying "thank you" to whomever saves them from hearing what hurts them so.

You know ... like Leftists. As you say.

Posted by: Lew Harper at June 26, 2025 06:43 PM (rUQrV)

24
Either Trump or Hegseth let it slip that they had been told by Mossad agents on the ground at these facilities that they had been rekt.

===

that was Trump. unfortunately.
Posted by: runner

============

Sorry for being so thick, but I'm not following. Iran knows that Mossad is everywhere, doesn't it?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2025 06:43 PM (lIBhD)

25 I would think the main question now is what Iran was able to move before the strikes. If anything.

There seems to be no question... or little question that anything left on site has been destroyed or severely damaged, and the people who know how this stuff works are willing to admit they don't know exactly what damage was done, but are very confident it was, indeed, significant.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2025 06:44 PM (dGCAG)

26 Flash Flood Warn8ng.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 26, 2025 06:44 PM (gRq6J)

27 So how many bombs were dropped on Fordow?

Posted by: toby928 at June 26, 2025 06:44 PM (jc0TO)

28 Anyone disbelieving Iranian state propaganda is prima facie evil!

Posted by: Kooky C. Tarlson at June 26, 2025 06:44 PM (maMpM)

29 Is that photo a Vassar gaper?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 26, 2025 06:44 PM (p4O83)

30 HOLD UP! Christiane Amanpour is on CNN. hmmm

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2025 06:44 PM (g47mK)

31
Still working on that name for Natasha Bertrand.

Baghdad Barbie?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2025 06:44 PM (lIBhD)

32 How the fuck does anyone still watch this shit or believe anything they say?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 26, 2025 06:45 PM (ORJZB)

33 The plot thickens
Posted by: kallisto at June 26, 2025 06:43 PM (2Dka9)

Unlike my pancake batter!

I'm so mad.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2025 06:45 PM (dGCAG)

34 11 Any man continues the Boomer discussion spends a night in the box.

Only a Boomer would get that reference though.

And TJM

Posted by: kallisto at June 26, 2025 06:45 PM (2Dka9)

35 Has it been verified that stuff was trucked out of the nuke sites before being bombed? If so, was it their 60% uranium?

Reminds of stuff being trucked out of Iraq before the US Iraq War.

Posted by: davidt at June 26, 2025 06:46 PM (i0F8b)

36 Sorry for being so thick, but I'm not following. Iran knows that Mossad is everywhere, doesn't it?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2025 06:43 PM (lIBhD)

I even knew that Mossad was imbedded with the jihad nuke Iranians.



Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 26, 2025 06:46 PM (6PCLE)

37 NZ Frank, how very nice to see you. Hope you are well.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2025 06:46 PM (sJ4fj)

38 Shared earlier today:

Pete Hegsex* swims with Navy Seals to honor veterans
https://shorturl.at/Jk0lW
Fox News (from way back in August 2020!)

*tm Eris

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 26, 2025 06:46 PM (ULPxl)

39 31
Still working on that name for Natasha Bertrand.

Baghdad Barbie?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2025 06:44 PM (lIBhD)

The Tehran Twat
Ayatollah Ho-meni

Posted by: Suggestions at June 26, 2025 06:46 PM (TbWk/)

40 31. Shitty old anchor baby

Posted by: night lifted at June 26, 2025 06:47 PM (FZn/N)

41 The author is the leaker.

Posted by: Reforger at June 26, 2025 06:47 PM (LgDgc)

42 Not bothered. Trump stopped them both, he's got the peace he wanted. Iran's already pimped themselves negating the IAEA inspections which will give Netanyahu the slack he needs to whack the next mole that sticks its head up.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 26, 2025 06:47 PM (b1NWj)

43 The plot thickens
Posted by: kallisto at June 26, 2025 06:43 PM (2Dka9)

Unlike my pancake batter!

I'm so mad.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2025 06:45 PM


Hotcakes!

Posted by: toby928 at June 26, 2025 06:47 PM (jc0TO)

44 So, the reporters are now saying that they did NOT publish Classified material? It was Iranian Propaganda they published? Saying it was classified material?

Was there a classified document? or not? Where did it come from? Direct from a US Intel source (illegal) or from Iran (also Illegal).

This is an attempt to muddy the waters after a clearly illegal act, to get Trump.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 26, 2025 06:48 PM (mP0Kj)

45 Sorry for being so thick, but I'm not following. Iran knows that Mossad is everywhere, doesn't it?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2025 06:43 PM (lIBhD)

he said that Israel had people there to assess damage; so IRGC can go directly to that area and find them?

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2025 06:48 PM (g47mK)

46 #Waves at Ben Had.#

I'm good thanks, hope you are all well.

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at June 26, 2025 06:48 PM (bgJ0E)

47 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at June 26, 2025 06:48 PM (77rzZ)

48 Any man continues the Boomer discussion spends a night in the box.

Yeah ... them poor old bosses need all the help they can get.

Posted by: Lew Harper at June 26, 2025 06:48 PM (rUQrV)

49 If we don't give megaphones and credibility to Iranian propaganda, then who will? Think of it as an international relief aid program, but with audience-access and Western Seal of Approval instead of food and medicine.

Posted by: CNN at June 26, 2025 06:48 PM (pMi6S)

50 The Mossad story could be a ploy; now the Iranians suspect everybody is a Mossad agent.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 26, 2025 06:48 PM (XMwZJ)

51 SPEND A NIGHT IN THE BOX

www.youtube.com/watch?v
=JNSYzbagh8s

Posted by: REVEREND HORTON HEAT at June 26, 2025 06:49 PM (ASFuz)

52 NZFrank, hoping you will be able to make a very long trip this October.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 26, 2025 06:49 PM (ULPxl)

53 Give Natasha an Iranian beeper for faster news!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 26, 2025 06:49 PM (6PCLE)

54 Fat, drunk, and stupid ain't no way to go through life, CNN.

Instead of "news" have y'all ever considered changing your format to a cartoon network? Cause that might work for you and your audience.

Posted by: Case at June 26, 2025 06:49 PM (ilX37)

55 The only thing CNN can do to remedy this faux pas is to replay that New Year’s Eve program when Kathy Griffin went down on Anderson Cooper

Posted by: kallisto at June 26, 2025 06:49 PM (2Dka9)

56 This post seems kinda prony.

Could just be me.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 26, 2025 06:49 PM (rvwwT)

57 unless it was some kind of head-fake to instill more paranoia into the iranians, he should not have said anything

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2025 06:49 PM (g47mK)

58 >>>he said that Israel had people there to assess damage; so IRGC can go directly to that area and find them?
Posted by: runner
---------------------

Sometimes you want to be found.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 26, 2025 06:50 PM (b1NWj)

59 Hi, Ben Had, if you’re still around.

Posted by: Bulg at June 26, 2025 06:50 PM (77rzZ)

60 That is all, carry on.
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at June 26, 2025 06:43 PM (bgJ0E)

NZFrank, good evening! Are you attending the 10th annual TxMoMe this year?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 26, 2025 06:50 PM (h7ZuX)

61 G'day, NZFrank! Hope y'all are doing Garand!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 26, 2025 06:50 PM (0sNs1)

62 Bulg, hello.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2025 06:50 PM (sJ4fj)

63 he said that Israel had people there to assess damage; so IRGC can go directly to that area and find them?
Posted by: runner at June 26, 2025 06:48 PM (g47mK)
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OR, he wants Iran to think Mossad is there so they panic and start doing interrogations of everyone on site.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 26, 2025 06:50 PM (ZOv7s)

64 Iran already has centrifuges deployed at this new facility or can deploy new ones there quickly, it can once again start enriching *existing* uranium gas fairly quickly."

Sure. They get that at the gas station, right? After all, it's easy to transport these materials. Just hit up u haul ..

Snort

Posted by: Man at June 26, 2025 06:50 PM (tubbA)

65
Unlike my pancake batter!

I'm so mad.
Posted by: BurtTC

==============

Think pancake batter = crepes. Drizzle with sauce. You're a gourmet cook, not a pancake failer!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2025 06:51 PM (lIBhD)

66 >>The Biden administration’s now-suspended Iran envoy Robert Malley helped to fund, support, and direct an Iranian intelligence operation designed to influence the United States and allied governments, according to a trove of purloined Iranian government emails.

https://tinyurl.com/d4rws2sw

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2025 06:51 PM (viF8m)

67 unless it was some kind of head-fake to instill more paranoia into the iranians, he should not have said anything
Posted by: runner at June 26, 2025 06:49 PM (g47mK)
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Trump has the ability to use incredibly precise language and make it look completely impulsive.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 26, 2025 06:51 PM (ZOv7s)

68 6 MOPs in one hole, presumably spaced only by milliseconds. Sounds like Friday afternoon on the beltway.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 26, 2025 06:52 PM (Riz8t)

69 Paranoia is a psychological malady. Good thing MOSSAD is offering Telehealth in English and Persian !

"Israel’s Mossad agency has proffered an offer of free telemedicine to residents of Iran injured during Operation Rising Lion.

The offer was extended on the Mossad’s brand-new Farsi-language X account, its first public account in its history, in a break from its strict decades-long policy of secrecy.

“Dear people of Iran,” the post begins. “A ceasefire has been implemented. Now, the extent of the damage is becoming clear. At this moment, the regime is focused on its elite officials, not on caring for its citizens.”

“We stand with you and have formed a team of specialized doctors, including experts in cardiology, diabetes, pulmonary diseases, infectious diseases, and oncology, as well as support for pregnant women and psychological support.”

“Senior doctors in various and numerous specialties are available for every need and case, including wounds and injuries, first aid, pain, illness, and any other consultation, provided through TELEMEDICINE.”
“All doctors speak Farsi, and you can communicate with them in Farsi or English. However, we suggest that you reach out to us via VPN

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2025 06:52 PM (g47mK)

70 Has it been verified that stuff was trucked out of the nuke sites before being bombed? If so, was it their 60% uranium?

Reminds of stuff being trucked out of Iraq before the US Iraq War.
Posted by: davidt at June 26, 2025 06:46 PM (i0F8b)

It would seem unlikely to move it to a less secure place.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 26, 2025 06:52 PM (8avO+)

71 hellooo?
echo... echo... echo...

Posted by: imam mahdi at June 26, 2025 06:52 PM (DcPMq)

72 Ima gonna say their nuke program has been set back until at least Jan 20, 2029.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 26, 2025 06:52 PM (rvwwT)

73 22 The plot thickens

Posted by: kallisto at June 26, 2025 06:43 PM

It's always the corn starch.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 26, 2025 06:52 PM (IifOV)

74 Any man continues the Boomer discussion spends a night in the box.
Posted by: Carr at June 26, 2025 06:41 PM (PiwSw)

leaves out the trolls. Big mistake.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 26, 2025 06:53 PM (8avO+)

75 Revolutionary Guard agent:"(In English) Yeah, it SURE LOOKS LIKE NO DAMAGE WAS DONE AT FORDOW. (Whispers in Farsi) Do you think the Jews were able to hear that? Damn, this place is toast."

Posted by: zombie at June 26, 2025 06:53 PM (pMi6S)

76 Pretty sure sharing Iranian propaganda puts CNN as the front runner for a Pulitzer this year.

Posted by: LizLem at June 26, 2025 06:53 PM (Eng1Z)

77 >> unless it was some kind of head-fake to instill more paranoia into the iranians, he should not have said anything


One or two nights before the US Strike there was direct action at Fordow.
Small arms fire from both sides...so, not really a surprise that there was someone in the neighborhood shortly after the strike.

Posted by: garrett at June 26, 2025 06:53 PM (ASFuz)

78 Too many carbs.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 26, 2025 06:53 PM (gRq6J)

79 New commercial?

For 29 cents a day, you can sponsor a young Persian woman who needs bikinis to swim properly. We'll send you a photo of the sponsored woman every month, wearing a new swimsuit.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 26, 2025 06:53 PM (S/Y4j)

80 Iran already has centrifuges deployed at this new facility or can deploy new ones there quickly, it can once again start enriching *existing* uranium gas fairly quickly."

Sure. They get that at the gas station, right? After all, it's easy to transport these materials. Just hit up u haul ..

Snort
Posted by: Man at June 26, 2025 06:50 PM (tubbA)
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I'm going to gues that the better part of a year's worth of GDP just got bombed, and running a duplicate set isn't going to be cheap. This game a what-a-mole does not benefit Iran.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 26, 2025 06:53 PM (ZOv7s)

81 I demand a Redneck Pride Month, dammit!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 26, 2025 06:43 PM (6PCLE)

Every month is Redneck Pride Month.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 26, 2025 06:53 PM (8avO+)

82
Was there an aspirin factory next to that reactor?

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 26, 2025 06:53 PM (IifOV)

83 see, psychological support[/]. so if they are suffering from paranoia of MOSSAD everywhere, they can contact MOSSAD for Telehealth !

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2025 06:53 PM (g47mK)

84 "This is why so many DIA Middle East analysts become outspoken conspiracy theorists or advocates for normalizing ties with groups like Hamas and Hezbollah. Too much Iran leads to becoming analytically--if not morally--unhinged."

Yeah, at State, it's called "going native".

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 26, 2025 06:54 PM (gLikB)

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2025 06:54 PM (g47mK)

86 Would it not stand to reason if there is drone surveillance of stuff being hauled out of Fordow that that would also show where it went?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2025 06:54 PM (sJ4fj)

87 The report is that the pictures of those trucks were there to put concrete in the air shafts to stop the bombs. Which is funny if true.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 26, 2025 06:54 PM (rvwwT)

88 >The top-secret Defense Intelligence Agency (DIA) assessment that claimed Iran's nuclear sites suffered only moderate damage likely relied on faulty information from deceitful Iranian sources

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well that doesn't make us look good

Posted by: Don Black. Message: DEFEAT FRANCE at June 26, 2025 06:54 PM (AOsQT)

89 The way this is being reported also makes it sound like the powers that be are zeroing in on the leaker(s). Make an example of them and Bertrand is out of sources and a job

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 26, 2025 06:54 PM (pwtJC)

90 OT, but somewhat related, since we're already dead from tariffs so WWIII doesn't matter:

https://is.gd/E14g5a

@EricLDaugh
BREAKING: General Electric Appliances invests $500 MILLION to move production from China to KENTUCKY, USA.
[image]
Manufacturing continues to return home.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 26, 2025 06:54 PM (ULPxl)

91 >>Has it been verified that stuff was trucked out of the nuke sites before being bombed? If so, was it their 60% uranium?


No it has not.

And it would be a pretty impressive feat to do it in a short time-frame even when you didn't have a sky filled with adversarial fighter jest and drones.

Posted by: garrett at June 26, 2025 06:54 PM (ASFuz)

92 For 29 cents a day"

*Starts scrounging under sofa cushions*

Posted by: Man at June 26, 2025 06:54 PM (tubbA)

93 "...makes it look like your mom."

_________________________________

Posted by: Orson at June 26, 2025 06:55 PM (dIske)

94 70 Has it been verified that stuff was trucked out of the nuke sites before being bombed? If so, was it their 60% uranium?

Reminds of stuff being trucked out of Iraq before the US Iraq War.
Posted by: davidt at June 26, 2025 06:46 PM (i0F8b)

It would seem unlikely to move it to a less secure place.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 26, 2025 06:52 PM (8avO+)


And in trucks that would be tracked by Israeli and US recon assets, day and night.

Posted by: Gref at June 26, 2025 06:55 PM (aBgBM)

95 Posted by: runner at June 26, 2025 06:54 PM (g47mK)

Narrow escape buddy.

Posted by: the barrel at June 26, 2025 06:55 PM (DcPMq)

96
he said that Israel had people there to assess damage; so IRGC can go directly to that area and find them?
Posted by: runner

=============

You know more about it than I do, but -- any chance Mossad was gone by the time Trump said it?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2025 06:55 PM (lIBhD)

97 Think pancake batter = crepes. Drizzle with sauce. You're a gourmet cook, not a pancake failer!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2025 06:51 PM (lIBhD)

But then I burn them, so.....

I'm the proverbial "could burn water" guy.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2025 06:55 PM (dGCAG)

98 The plot thickens

Posted by: kallisto at June 26, 2025 06:43 PM

It's always the corn starch.
Posted by: Frank Barone at June 26, 2025 06:52 PM


Masa works too, especially for chili.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 26, 2025 06:55 PM (0sNs1)

99
Has it been verified that stuff was trucked out of the nuke sites before being bombed? If so, was it their 60% uranium?

_________

If so, I'd have liked to see the process. The concept of a center of gravity does not yet seem to have percolated down to many countries in the area, making for entertaining videos.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 26, 2025 06:55 PM (/HVsR)

100 ""This is why so many DIA Middle East analysts become outspoken conspiracy theorists or advocates for normalizing ties with groups like Hamas and Hezbollah. Too much Iran leads to becoming analytically--if not morally--unhinged."

And at the MFM, it's called "going OrangeManBad".

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 26, 2025 06:56 PM (gLikB)

101 unless it was some kind of head-fake to instill more paranoia into the iranians, he should not have said anything
Posted by: runner at June 26, 2025 06:49 PM (g47mK)

Ya gotta let the man talk. Everyone knows its often BS.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 26, 2025 06:56 PM (8avO+)

102 70 Has it been verified that stuff was trucked out of the nuke sites before being bombed? If so, was it their 60% uranium?

Reminds of stuff being trucked out of Iraq before the US Iraq War.
Posted by: davidt at June 26, 2025 06:46 PM (i0F8b)

It would seem unlikely to move it to a less secure place.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 26, 2025 06:52 PM (8avO+)

Yeah, you can't convince me that this place isn't under 24 / 7 Satellite recon cover... convoy of trucks moving out of this place to somewhere else? Under heavy Guard?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 26, 2025 06:56 PM (mP0Kj)

103 You know more about it than I do, but -- any chance Mossad was gone by the time Trump said it?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2025 06:55 PM (lIBhD)

I prefer him not to say anything about operations. There is a major crackdown right now.

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2025 06:57 PM (g47mK)

104
Aaron Cohen probably has them all crazy. (That's ex-Israeli special forces agent/counterterrorism analyst Aaron Cohen.)

👍

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 26, 2025 06:57 PM (NFX2v)

105 Still working on that name for Natasha Bertrand.

Baghdad Barbie?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2025 06:44 PM (lIBhD)

Baghdad isn't in Iran

Posted by: Oldcat at June 26, 2025 06:57 PM (8avO+)

106 information from deceitful Iranian sources

* gasp *

I shan't believe that characterization. I simply shan't!

* heads toward fainting ottoman *

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 26, 2025 06:57 PM (0sNs1)

107 I'm catching up on Dave Rubin's podcast...holy cow, his sister and her family were all trapped in Israel during all the bombings. They were in the same bunker as Anderson Cooper, apparently.

He credits Grey Bull Rescue as the group that helped get his family safely out of Israel. Kudos to them, and another charity worth donating to if you feel like supporting good people for once. He gives them a shoutout at the beginning of his show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naWBi0LqWkU

Posted by: LizLem at June 26, 2025 06:57 PM (Eng1Z)

108 Either Trump or Hegseth let it slip that they had been told by Mossad agents on the ground at these facilities that they had been rekt.

What a clever way to get them all suspicious of each other.

Because you don't need a Mossad agent to tell you the place is rekt if you were the ones dropping the bombs. (You don't even need the place to be rekt to say that the place is rekt)

Posted by: t-bird at June 26, 2025 06:57 PM (6bxmr)

109 >>Reminds of stuff being trucked out of Iraq before the US Iraq War.


The prelude to that was Months, not days.

Posted by: garrett at June 26, 2025 06:57 PM (ASFuz)

110
General Electric Appliances invests $500 MILLION to move production from China to KENTUCKY, USA.

__________

Kentucky? Not someplace glamorous like NYC?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 26, 2025 06:57 PM (/HVsR)

111 I'm sure that by the time of the strike, the Iranians knew they had been completely penetrated by Israeli intelligence. Would you take the uranium out, put it in trucks, and move it to a less secure site knowing that?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 26, 2025 06:58 PM (Riz8t)

112 I’m such a geography geek, I now keep track of the US counties I’ve been in. This past weekend, I added two counties to my list — Livingston and Monroe Counties, Michigan.

Posted by: Bulg at June 26, 2025 06:58 PM (77rzZ)

113 Do you guys not remember that Biden's Iran envoy was suspended for giving Iran classified documents.

He also helped Iran agents Ariane Tabatabai get very high level jobs at the DOD and State Dept.

Making Iran the center of power in the Middle East with the Obama/Biden plan. That's a big reason the corrupt media is not happy about Trump blowing Iran's nuclear program to shit.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2025 06:58 PM (viF8m)

114 I demand a Redneck Pride Month, dammit!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 26, 2025 06:43 PM (6PCLE)

Every month is Redneck Pride Month.
Posted by: Oldcat
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Yup

Posted by: Mike Hammer, card carrying redneck at June 26, 2025 06:58 PM (XeU6L)

115 I think I read that we had intelligence via the Israelis that the Iranians moved the uranium from Fordow to Natanz, to be safe.

That's why we hit the deep bunker at Natanz.

Posted by: toby928 at June 26, 2025 06:58 PM (jc0TO)

116 Still working on that name for Natasha Bertrand.

Baghdad Barbie?


The Tehran Tootsie?

Posted by: t-bird at June 26, 2025 06:58 PM (iSdyJ)

117 Watching the argument around this story change over the course of four days has been fascinating.

The world has somehow leapt from Trump's Unauthorized Forever War to Damage Extent Assessments.

That's not an overton window, that's a keyhole looking at a white polar bear on a white background style shift.

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2025 06:58 PM (E0p3T)

118 Still working on that name for Natasha Bertrand.

Baghdad Barbie?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2025 06:44 PM (lIBhD)

Baghdad isn't in Iran


Lord Hoohah

Posted by: Archimedes at June 26, 2025 06:58 PM (Riz8t)

119 >>Baghdad isn't in Iran


Quom Dumpster Barbie

Posted by: garrett at June 26, 2025 06:59 PM (ASFuz)

120 That's a big reason the corrupt media is not happy about Trump blowing Iran's nuclear program to shit atoms.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2025 06:58 PM


Suggested edit.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 26, 2025 06:59 PM (0sNs1)

121 There are plenty of people without jobs in Kentucky.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 26, 2025 06:59 PM (gRq6J)

122 If we're not careful ... we'll start questioning the "burn the village in order to save it" stuff.

Walter said that on TV, you know. THE Walter.

Posted by: Lew Harper at June 26, 2025 06:59 PM (rUQrV)

123 Baghdad Barbie?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2025 06:44 PM (lIBhD)

Baghdad isn't in Iran

Posted by: Oldcat at June 26, 2025 06:57 PM (8avO+)

Forget it she's rolling

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2025 06:59 PM (E0p3T)

124 Multiple penetrators, penetrated a gaping hole.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 26, 2025 07:00 PM (XV/Pl)

125 105 Still working on that name for Natasha Bertrand.

Baghdad Barbie?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2025 06:44 PM (lIBhD)

Baghdad isn't in Iran
Posted by: Oldcat at June 26, 2025 06:57 PM (8avO+)

Tehran Tasha?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 26, 2025 07:00 PM (mP0Kj)

126 Do you guys not remember that Biden's Iran envoy was suspended for giving Iran classified documents.

He also helped Iran agents Ariane Tabatabai get very high level jobs at the DOD and State Dept.

Making Iran the center of power in the Middle East with the Obama/Biden plan. That's a big reason the corrupt media is not happy about Trump blowing Iran's nuclear program to shit.
Posted by: JackStraw
--------

For some reason, ValJar just came to mind. Oh, wait...that was pallets of cash.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, card carrying redneck at June 26, 2025 07:00 PM (XeU6L)

127 Multiple penetrators, penetrated a gaping hole.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 26, 2025 07:00 PM


* types *
* deletes *

Posted by: Sandra F. at June 26, 2025 07:01 PM (0sNs1)

128 Protest today about a mile from me uptown at the county courthouse. Angry about ICE and deportations. Usual suspects , aged hippies and multicolor hair people. My local rag's website which is very left had about 250 comments, about 2/3 laughing at them . There is hope

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 26, 2025 07:01 PM (pwtJC)

129 Potemkin centrifuges, but the audience is naive low-level Biden-era-leftover "intelligence analysts" instead of Catherine the Great. "10-4, 10-4, I'm at Basement Level Fordow, the centrifuges are still spinning at top seed, everything untouched. Heh heh heh."

Posted by: zombie at June 26, 2025 07:01 PM (pMi6S)

130 The Natashatollah

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2025 07:01 PM (E0p3T)

131 Wait

this means our people were duped by Iranian disinfo, and put it in a classified report

right?

Posted by: Don Black. Message: DEFEAT FRANCE at June 26, 2025 07:01 PM (AOsQT)

132 let's assume they moved uranium somewhere. now what are they going to do with it? it's kind of radioactive.

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2025 07:01 PM (g47mK)

133 You know more about it than I do, but -- any chance Mossad was gone by the time Trump said it?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2025 06:55 PM (lIBhD)

Lots of empty in Iran.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 26, 2025 07:01 PM (8avO+)

134 Oh, and Dave Rubin didn't report his sister was in Israel for two weeks until now, he didn't want to cause security issues for them. So no mention on his show. How utterly terrifying. They are safe in the US now, bless them.

Posted by: LizLem at June 26, 2025 07:01 PM (Eng1Z)

135 runner: "I prefer him not to say anything about operations. There is a major crackdown right now."

Let it be hinted/known (leaked) that there are sources in certain areas where you don't have sources. They can chase each others' tails. Might as well contaminate every component of their system.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 26, 2025 07:02 PM (gLikB)

136 But then I burn them, so.....

I'm the proverbial "could burn water" guy.
Posted by: BurtTC


Oreo pancakes. Black on the outside, creamy white on the inside.

Posted by: haffhowershower at June 26, 2025 07:02 PM (144I4)

137
evenin' fagz

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 26, 2025 07:02 PM (DqT1W)

138 "Ali, you don't look so well ! what have you been up to ?!"

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2025 07:02 PM (g47mK)

139 Kentucky? Not someplace glamorous like NYC?

It's Louisville. Appliance Park. Back in the day, they moved shifts at ten minute increments ... because that's how you moved over 20K people. Planned by a former WW II general I'd never heard of ... but he knew how to command stuff like that.

Now ? They'll work for $20 an hour ... if you can stop them from stabbing each other. Goes for the whites as well as the blacks.

Posted by: Lew Harper at June 26, 2025 07:02 PM (rUQrV)

140 GE is already in Kentucky. They are growing the operation.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 26, 2025 07:03 PM (gRq6J)

141 Sure. They get that at the gas station, right? After all, it's easy to transport these materials. Just hit up u haul ..

Snort
Posted by: Man at June 26, 2025 06:50 PM (tubbA)

That's harsh. Why, just yesterday, I stopped at the local station and right there on the pump, I could select 87, 89, 92 or Uranium gas. The last one was kinda hard on the CC, but, boy howdy, the truck's got some pep today!

Posted by: mrp at June 26, 2025 07:03 PM (rj6Yv)

142 113 Do you guys not remember that Biden's Iran envoy was suspended for giving Iran classified documents.

He also helped Iran agents Ariane Tabatabai get very high level jobs at the DOD and State Dept.

Making Iran the center of power in the Middle East with the Obama/Biden plan. That's a big reason the corrupt media is not happy about Trump blowing Iran's nuclear program to shit.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2025 06:58 PM (viF8m)


Because all of Our Betters despise the Ay-rabs and want them subjugated. Filthy sand wogs. There is only one foreign group they despise more. The Jooows.

Posted by: Gref at June 26, 2025 07:03 PM (aBgBM)

143 It's not exactly a secret that Mossad has all over Iran for years. Hell, Bibi held a press conference to brag they broke into the headquarters of the nuclear program in Tehran and stolen thousands of documents.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2025 07:05 PM (viF8m)

144 Has CNN registered itself with the U.S. Government under FARA (Foreign Agents Registration Act) ?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 26, 2025 07:05 PM (O7YUW)

145 134 Oh, and Dave Rubin didn't report his sister was in Israel for two weeks until now, he didn't want to cause security issues for them. So no mention on his show. How utterly terrifying. They are safe in the US now, bless them.
Posted by: LizLem at June 26, 2025 07:01 PM (Eng1Z)

Just smart... I've more than once had to bitch at Lady Friends who post online pics of where we are at RIGHT NOW...

Just begging for my house to be robbed.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 26, 2025 07:05 PM (mP0Kj)

146 I'm catching up on Dave Rubin's podcast...holy cow, his sister and her family were all trapped in Israel during all the bombings. They were in the same bunker as Anderson Cooper, apparently.

He credits Grey Bull Rescue as the group that helped get his family safely out of Israel. Kudos to them, and another charity worth donating to if you feel like supporting good people for once. He gives them a shoutout at the beginning of his show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naWBi0LqWkU
Posted by: LizLem at June 26, 2025 06:57 PM (Eng1Z)

Didn't catch the details but I heard Anderson didn't cover himself if glory

Posted by: Oldcat at June 26, 2025 07:05 PM (8avO+)

147 Is it possible that France, Germany and Britain wanted Iran to be the power in the Middle East?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2025 07:06 PM (sJ4fj)

148 "Still working on that name for Natasha Bertrand."

Natanz Natasha

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 26, 2025 07:06 PM (gLikB)

149 61 G'day, NZFrank! Hope y'all are doing Garand!
Posted by: Duncanthrax


That was good. In a bloody awful way. I should now contemplate and probably fail on a suitably bad response, but I have to saddle up and go into town to pick up one of my shotgun suppressors and fit it up to a clients gun.
As I am a yokel, town frightens me. But I am highly armed, so there is that.

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at June 26, 2025 07:07 PM (bgJ0E)

150 Just smart... I've more than once had to bitch at Lady Friends who post online pics of where we are at RIGHT NOW...

Just begging for my house to be robbed.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 26, 2025 07:05 PM (mP0Kj)

just find a picture of a big guard dog from someone else's feed and title it 'checking on Boopsie' and post it right after.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 26, 2025 07:07 PM (8avO+)

151 >>> Just smart... I've more than once had to bitch at Lady Friends who post online pics of where we are at RIGHT NOW... Just begging for my house to be robbed.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 26, 2025 07:05 PM (mP0Kj)

*nods in agreement*

Posted by: That creepy guy rooting through Romeo's garbage when they're out of town at June 26, 2025 07:07 PM (Eng1Z)

152 147 Is it possible that France, Germany and Britain wanted Iran to be the power in the Middle East?

No more than Jacques Chirac wanted Iraq to be the power. They just wanted to smuggle shit to an otherwise-embargoed asshole.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 26, 2025 07:07 PM (DcPMq)

153 Wait, did ace just say Hesgeths mom took 6 massive penetrators? At once?

Can we get a confirmation?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 26, 2025 07:07 PM (zZu0s)

154 Is it possible that France, Germany and Britain wanted Iran to be the power in the Middle East?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2025 07:06 PM (sJ4fj)

We would have to examine what they are doing to their own countries to determine their level of infatuation with islamism.

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2025 07:07 PM (E0p3T)

155 "Still working on that name for Natasha Bertrand."

Tehran Rose?

Posted by: Gref at June 26, 2025 07:08 PM (aBgBM)

156 Masa works too, especially for chili.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 26, 2025 06:55 PM (0sNs1)


Jose Luís Borges preferred to thicken his plots with cassava flour, and Gabriel Garcia Marquez liked to use criolla potatoes to thicken his.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 26, 2025 07:08 PM (D7oie)

157 Is it possible that France, Germany and Britain wanted Iran to be the power in the Middle East?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2025 07:06 PM (sJ4fj)

Well they all traded with them in the past.

I doubt their foreign policy is coherent enough for an overt plan.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 26, 2025 07:08 PM (8avO+)

158 Pretty amazing feat especially considering Biden's JCS couldn't manage a US pull-out from Kabul without it being a total disastrous cluster with 13 American dead soldiers, millions $$ in military hardware left behind, betrayal of the friendlies we were supposed to evacuate, etc. All of the left's bleating is just static.

Posted by: Cheri at June 26, 2025 07:09 PM (oiNtH)

159 Kentucky? Not someplace glamorous like NYC?

Another Fun Fact ... the place used to be huge. Ten big aircraft hanger kind of buildings. They sold half the buildings off about twenty years ago to various concerns.

Don't mean they couldn't imminent domain them right back. But they won't. Anyone investing in Louisville that isn't writing a check to UPS simply isn't paying attention.

Louisville isn't really Kentucky, and certainly isn't MidWest. They're Mid-Atlantic. They don't WANT upper middle class jobs. That's not how it works there anymore. Hasn't worked that way for decades.

When the Globalists pushed Rust Belt jobs away ? Louisville cheered.

Posted by: Lew Harper at June 26, 2025 07:09 PM (rUQrV)

160 >>> Didn't catch the details but I heard Anderson didn't cover himself if glory
Posted by: Oldcat at June 26, 2025 07:05 PM (8avO+)

No gloryhole?

I hope we hear the details soon. There is no such thing as enough "media are idiots" news.

Posted by: LizLem at June 26, 2025 07:09 PM (Eng1Z)

161 Posted by: That creepy guy rooting through Romeo's garbage when they're out of town at June 26, 2025 07:07 PM (Eng1Z)

Sucks about the Internet, nobody throws out spicy paper romance novels anymore

Posted by: gKWVE at June 26, 2025 07:09 PM (DcPMq)

162 GOP has caved to the left yet again. The sale of 3M acres of govt land is gone from the BBB.

Biden and Obama took tens of millions acres away from private use. Giving back 3M? Sorry folks. We have to listen to greenpeace.

Spit!

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 26, 2025 07:09 PM (ORJZB)

163 Is it possible that France, Germany and Britain wanted Iran to be the power in the Middle East?

well it was obvious Obama (thus Biden) sure did

Posted by: DanMan at June 26, 2025 07:09 PM (8uzBS)

164 One Chilli mix powder uses corn meal.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 26, 2025 07:10 PM (gRq6J)

165 The UK and Russia (Tsarist and Soviet) jointly occupied Iran in both World Wars. Who knows how much their knowledge remains.

Posted by: Bulg at June 26, 2025 07:10 PM (77rzZ)

166 millions $$ in military hardware left behind, betrayal of the friendlies we were supposed to evacuate, etc. All of the left's bleating is just static.
Posted by: Cheri at June 26, 2025 07:09 PM (oiNtH)

Billions, not millions. The least we could have done was Arclight the vehicle parks.

Posted by: mrp at June 26, 2025 07:10 PM (rj6Yv)

167 130 The Natashatollah
Posted by: ... at June 26, 2025 07:01 PM (E0p3T)

Tehran Tasha

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 26, 2025 07:10 PM (6PCLE)

168 Wow, they really pounded that hole.

Posted by: fd at June 26, 2025 07:10 PM (vFG9F)

169 ..., all three of those countries made up the bulk of non military trade Iran regardless of the sanctions.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2025 07:10 PM (sJ4fj)

170 Is it possible that France, Germany and Britain wanted Iran to be the power in the Middle East?

Is it possible that France, Germany, and Britain simply want America to not be the last Super-Power ?

Why yes. Yes it is.

Posted by: Lew Harper at June 26, 2025 07:10 PM (rUQrV)

171 Oreo pancakes. Black on the outside, creamy white on the inside.
Posted by: haffhowershower at June 26, 2025 07:02 PM (144I4)

Call it 'over caramelized' like the fancy chefs do.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 26, 2025 07:11 PM (8avO+)

172

Of course, Natasha Fatale!

Posted by: Kindltot at June 26, 2025 07:11 PM (D7oie)

173 Ahh - CNN. The Lord Haw Haw of the Left.

Posted by: Boswell at June 26, 2025 07:11 PM (BGfwC)

174 It's not exactly a secret that Mossad has all over Iran for years. Hell, Bibi held a press conference to brag they broke into the headquarters of the nuclear program in Tehran and stolen thousands of documents.

A year or two ago, the Israelis set off bombs under the beds of Iranian agents inside an IRGC safe house. In Tehran.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 26, 2025 07:11 PM (9Ukco)

175 Posted by: Bulg at June 26, 2025 06:58 PM (77rzZ)

I think Monroe County MI is where General Custer’s wife Libby grew up.

Posted by: kallisto at June 26, 2025 07:11 PM (2Dka9)

176 ..., all three of those countries made up the bulk of non military trade Iran regardless of the sanctions.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2025 07:10 PM (sJ4fj)

'non-military'. Suuure.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 26, 2025 07:12 PM (8avO+)

177 You can't spell "retard" without the Bertrand.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 26, 2025 07:12 PM (HlyYF)

178 "Still working on that name for Natasha Bertrand."

Ask her boyfriend what he calls her. I read he is a former Army Ranger. Weird.

Posted by: Cheri at June 26, 2025 07:12 PM (oiNtH)

179 Posted by: Bulg at June 26, 2025 06:58 PM (77rzZ)

I think Monroe County MI is where General Custer’s wife Libby grew up.
Posted by: kallisto at June 26, 2025 07:11 PM (2Dka9)

him too I think.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 26, 2025 07:12 PM (8avO+)

180 all three of those countries made up the bulk of non military trade Iran regardless of the sanctions.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2025 07:10 PM (sJ4fj)

Double bluff?

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2025 07:12 PM (E0p3T)

181 Oldcat, I believe Russia was providing the military stuff.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2025 07:13 PM (sJ4fj)

182 The UK and Russia (Tsarist and Soviet) jointly occupied Iran in both World Wars. Who knows how much their knowledge remains.
Posted by: Bulg at June 26, 2025 07:10 PM (77rzZ)

The relationship goes even further back I think, the British were in Persia during and after Russo-Persian war of 1820s.

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2025 07:13 PM (g47mK)

183 Oreo pancakes. Black on the outside, creamy white on the inside.
Posted by: haffhowershower at June 26, 2025 07:02 PM (144I4)

Call it 'over caramelized' like the fancy chefs do.


*cough*

Posted by: Maillard Reaction at June 26, 2025 07:14 PM (Riz8t)

184 Does Volvo still make trucks in Iran?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 26, 2025 07:14 PM (gRq6J)

185 'non-military'. Suuure.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 26, 2025 07:12 PM (8avO+)

Well yeah we were probably the bulk of the military trade. I don't think they were going to Arby's with those pallets of cash.

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2025 07:14 PM (E0p3T)

186 @113 Robert Malley went to school in France with Tony Blinken. A traitorous piece of garbage who should be executed

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 26, 2025 07:14 PM (pwtJC)

187 I think Monroe County MI is where General Custer’s wife Libby grew up.

Absolutely positive that Monroe County, MI is where all the people from MI are from. Its better up there. You should all stay.

Posted by: Lew Harper at June 26, 2025 07:14 PM (rUQrV)

188 There’s a Netflix series called The Spy. It’s based on a true story of an Israeli spy infiltrating the highest ranks of Egyptian government and military in the 1960s.

It stars Borat of all people, lol. But it’s not a comedy.

Mossad has been pulling this shit off for decades.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 26, 2025 07:15 PM (ORJZB)

189 175. Kallisto, Custer lived in the city of Monroe, the county seat of said county, as a youth. There’s a huge equestrian statue of him downtown there. So, yes, his wife was probably from there, too.

Posted by: Bulg at June 26, 2025 07:15 PM (77rzZ)

190 O/T so, just like last year at this time, Yuge floods in China...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 26, 2025 07:16 PM (mP0Kj)

191 Iran invested untold billions into the program. You look at Teheran today, it looks like Moscow of 1982.

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2025 07:16 PM (g47mK)

192 It's not exactly a secret that Mossad has all over Iran for years. Hell, Bibi held a press conference to brag they broke into the headquarters of the nuclear program in Tehran and stolen thousands of documents.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2025 07:05 PM (viF8m)


The Mossad learned a lot from the Germans, they Germans are famous for pulling insane stunts like that.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 26, 2025 07:16 PM (D7oie)

193 A shotgun supressor?

[ponders how that would look on the Model 37 Deerslayer]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, card carrying redneck at June 26, 2025 07:16 PM (XeU6L)

194 Kallisto, Custer lived in the city of Monroe, the county seat of said county, as a youth. There’s a huge equestrian statue of him downtown there. So, yes, his wife was probably from there, too.


I’m glad they didn’t tear down the statue. There were rumblings about it during the summer of BLM.

Posted by: kallisto at June 26, 2025 07:17 PM (2Dka9)

195 I think Monroe County MI is where General Custer’s wife Libby grew up.

Absolutely positive that Monroe County, MI is where all the people from MI are from. Its better up there. You should all stay.
Posted by: Lew Harper at June 26, 2025 07:14 PM (rUQrV)

I have some relatives in Battle Creek. Calhoun County. We used to get care packages with the itty bitty boxes of cereal in them on Xmas.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 26, 2025 07:17 PM (8avO+)

196 Volvo does still make big trucks in Iran.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 26, 2025 07:17 PM (gRq6J)

197 Still working on that name for Natasha Bertrand.

Baghdad Barbie?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Koran Karen

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 26, 2025 07:18 PM (umPFM)

198 Yet... CNN will win many, many awards this year.

Many. Awards.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 26, 2025 07:18 PM (Q4IgG)

199 Take big scoop and dig up Fordow.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 26, 2025 07:18 PM (gRq6J)

200 Is it possible that France, Germany and Britain wanted Iran to be the power in the Middle East?

sure, the Iranians would be the power that was the focus of the Arabs' hate, and would tie the whole area into a tangled fighting knot where the Europeans could sell weapons for oil

Posted by: Kindltot at June 26, 2025 07:18 PM (D7oie)

201 *cough*
Posted by: Maillard Reaction at June 26, 2025 07:14 PM (Riz8t)

You put duck fat on the pancakes you sure will get a reaction!

Posted by: Oldcat at June 26, 2025 07:19 PM (8avO+)

202
Koran Karen

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 26, 2025 07:18 PM (umPFM)

If we're gonna go there then we might as well just do Jihad Jane.

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2025 07:19 PM (E0p3T)

203 Yet... CNN will win many, many awards this year.

Many. Awards.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 26, 2025 07:18 PM (Q4IgG)


Terrific and incredible awards. You’ve never seen such awards before.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 26, 2025 07:19 PM (ORJZB)

204 Remember during Trump's first term when Kerry took trips to meet with the mullahs and encourage them to just wait Trump out?

If we've learned nothing else about our and our "allies" intel communities it's that they have been planting stories in the media to create narratives that support their plans for years. It's been a key part of their regime change machines.

All of this antisemitism breaking out on college campuses and throughout Europe was definitely assisted by governments. A rogue nation like Iran that sponsors terrorists around the world is mostly peaceful but those damn Jews are the real troublemakers.

Oh, ok.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2025 07:20 PM (viF8m)

205 Qom Queen

Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2025 07:20 PM (sJ4fj)

206
Baghdad Barbie?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2025 06:44 PM (lIBhD)

Baghdad isn't in Iran
Posted by: Oldcat

=============

Come now, Baghdad in this case is a state of mind, not a geographic location.

But anyway, I'm getting off my own track. While there have been some GREAT suggestions specifically for Bertrand, which I hope Trump uses (hello, Mr. President! I have an idea to improve our civics classes!) I'm also trying to think of a word that will apply to all of Ben Rhodes's brainless 27-year-old females and today's Anchorettes of Color.

The pet rocks.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2025 07:20 PM (lIBhD)

207 Qom Queen

Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2025 07:20 PM (sJ4fj)

Too late.

Posted by: Kamala at June 26, 2025 07:21 PM (E0p3T)

208 200 Is it possible that France, Germany and Britain wanted Iran to be the power in the Middle East?

sure, the Iranians would be the power that was the focus of the Arabs' hate, and would tie the whole area into a tangled fighting knot where the Europeans could sell weapons for oil
Posted by: Kindltot at June 26, 2025 07:18 PM (D7oie)

EU pretty much detests actual Arabs... but for some reason like the Aryans of ancient Persia...

Just like in Iran... the Big Satan is the US... and Little Satan Israel... but never hear chants of Death to Europe.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 26, 2025 07:21 PM (mP0Kj)

209 If we've learned nothing else about our and our "allies" intel communities it's that they have been planting stories in the media to create narratives that support their plans for years. It's been a key part of their regime change machines.

All of this antisemitism breaking out on college campuses and throughout Europe was definitely assisted by governments. A rogue nation like Iran that sponsors terrorists around the world is mostly peaceful but those damn Jews are the real troublemakers.

Oh, ok.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2025 07:20 PM (viF8m)

Problem is, eventually you have to play your hand, then all these narratives don't mean shit.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 26, 2025 07:21 PM (8avO+)

210 I can nuke a frozen lasagna and fry a chop.

Don't know nothin bout no Maillard reaction.

Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2025 07:21 PM (fV+MH)

211 EU pretty much detests actual Arabs... but for some reason like the Aryans of ancient Persia...

Just like in Iran... the Big Satan is the US... and Little Satan Israel... but never hear chants of Death to Europe.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 26, 2025 07:21 PM (mP0Kj)

EU hates everyone, including their own population.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 26, 2025 07:22 PM (8avO+)

212 Would have worked better if the chick doing the news was a dude. That way Tehran Bob would work well.

Baghdad Barbie gets too many ahctghuallys

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 26, 2025 07:22 PM (ORJZB)

213 did not destroy Fodrow or Isfahan. They only did some superficial damage.

A superficial hole in the mountain big enough to give the whole staff a case of "I'm home sick this decade". My goat cart won't start. etc.

Posted by: DaveA at June 26, 2025 07:22 PM (FhXTo)

214 Jihad Jane. noice.

Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2025 07:23 PM (fV+MH)

215 Just like in Iran... the Big Satan is the US... and Little Satan Israel... but never hear chants of Death to Europe.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 26, 2025 07:21 PM (mP0Kj)

that goes without saying.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 26, 2025 07:23 PM (8avO+)

216
Holy shit! WHAT IF the "leaker" is jennifer griffin??

The Pentagon Shits use her ALL the time. So, was it her?

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 26, 2025 07:23 PM (r3Jb5)

217 *cough*
Posted by: Maillard Reaction at June 26, 2025 07:14 PM (Riz8t)


Of course, that's pretty basic

Posted by: Kindltot at June 26, 2025 07:23 PM (D7oie)

218 Every month is Redneck Pride Month.
Posted by: Oldcat
___________________________

No flags. Just old kitchen appliances and car bodies displayed on the front lawn.

Posted by: Orson at June 26, 2025 07:23 PM (dIske)

219 Taqiyya Tanya

Posted by: Bulg at June 26, 2025 07:23 PM (77rzZ)

220 did not destroy Fodrow or Isfahan. They only did some superficial damage.

A superficial hole in the mountain big enough to give the whole staff a case of "I'm home sick this decade". My goat cart won't start. etc.
Posted by: DaveA at June 26, 2025 07:22 PM (FhXTo)

Compared to the diameter of the earth, the hole isn't that deep.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 26, 2025 07:23 PM (8avO+)

221 Most of Iran's leaders spent a lot of time in Paris.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 26, 2025 07:24 PM (gRq6J)

222
Wow, there are lots of good jokes on Natasha's name. Ace will probably come up with some killer, like Latrine John-Pissoir, which had me laughing out loud many times.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2025 07:24 PM (lIBhD)

223 No flags. Just old kitchen appliances and car bodies displayed on the front lawn.
Posted by: Orson at June 26, 2025 07:23 PM (dIske)

You already have 2 flags on the pickup

Posted by: Oldcat at June 26, 2025 07:24 PM (8avO+)

224 Come now, Baghdad in this case is a state of mind, not a geographic location.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2025 07:20 PM (lIBhD)

We got it - Oldcat was just being persnickety.

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2025 07:24 PM (E0p3T)

225
Well, the Mariners are getting their crullers beaten in and the Astros won today, sweeping their series with the Phillies, so Houston will be up by six and a half games.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 26, 2025 07:24 PM (/HVsR)

226 216
Holy shit! WHAT IF the "leaker" is jennifer griffin??

The Pentagon Shits use her ALL the time. So, was it her?
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 26, 2025 07:23 PM (r3Jb5)

I'd lay money on it.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 26, 2025 07:25 PM (h7ZuX)

227 I'm also trying to think of a word that will apply to all of Ben Rhodes's brainless 27-year-old females and today's Anchorettes of Color.

The pet rocks.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

I had a science teacher in High School who referred to the three blondes sitting in the front row as 'The Salad Bar' as they were barely smarter than vegetables.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 26, 2025 07:25 PM (umPFM)

228
btw, I love Emily Compagno

She laughs like a hyena at everything, but she's also got fangs. Emily can rip apart the left with ease.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 26, 2025 07:25 PM (r3Jb5)

229 Well, the Mariners are getting their crullers beaten in and the Astros won today, sweeping their series with the Phillies, so Houston will be up by six and a half games.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I thought the NBA was done.
Is this hockey?
(I keed)

Posted by: Curly Joe at June 26, 2025 07:26 PM (cPGH3)

230 Pope Bob stops procession to comfort policewoman who fell from horse.

https://m.youtube.com/watch. (35 seconds)

I doubt he did any actual good but can you see President Joe or Pope Frank doing this?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Well, This Is Another Fine Mess You've Gotten Me Into at June 26, 2025 07:26 PM (L/fGl)

231 but never hear chants of Death to Europe.



To be fair, Europe is basically Muslim.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 26, 2025 07:26 PM (ORJZB)

232
Compared to the diameter of the earth, the hole isn't that deep.
Posted by: Oldcat
-----

This

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 26, 2025 07:26 PM (XeU6L)

233 So does the Left want us to strike those sites again to make sure they are inoperable?

Posted by: polynikes at June 26, 2025 07:26 PM (VofaG)

234 Emily Compagno was on the 5.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 26, 2025 07:26 PM (gRq6J)

235 195 Our friends in Battle Creek, the Kelloggs folks.
— Zombie Lawrence Welk

Posted by: Bulg at June 26, 2025 07:26 PM (77rzZ)

236 to comfort policewoman who fell from horse.
------------------

Was she trying to parallel park it

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2025 07:27 PM (E0p3T)

237 232
Compared to the diameter of the earth, the hole isn't that deep.
Posted by: Oldcat
-----

This
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 26, 2025 07:26 PM (XeU6L)

US Bastard! You said just the tip!

Posted by: Iran at June 26, 2025 07:27 PM (mP0Kj)

238
We got it - Oldcat was just being persnickety.
Posted by: ...

===============

Oh, okay. I'm going to try to think of something as lethal as Ruth Bader-Meinhoff, which also made me laugh out loud every time I saw it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2025 07:27 PM (lIBhD)

239 Still working on that name for Natasha Bertrand.

Baghdad Barbie?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2025 06:44 PM (lIBhD)

We call her "Fusion Natasha" along with "Fusion Ken" Dilanian. They are Fusion GPS creatures who have deep ties to the wrong side of the IC (the side that needs to be ripped out root and stem and destroyed).

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at June 26, 2025 07:27 PM (JjOLF)

240 Hotscake batter too thin? Add a bit of Plaster of Paris, Dahlink!

Posted by: Lisa Douglas at June 26, 2025 07:28 PM (G5+As)

241 The pet rocks.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

I had a science teacher in High School who referred to the three blondes sitting in the front row as 'The Salad Bar' as they were barely smarter than vegetables.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 26, 2025 07:25 PM (umPFM)

It's worth nothing here that despite her moniker Blondie is a very high IQ individual.

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2025 07:28 PM (E0p3T)

242 To be fair, Europe is basically Muslim.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
---

Look, I tried.

Posted by: Charles Martel at June 26, 2025 07:28 PM (XeU6L)

243 You know this country needs another abraham lincoln at this point. Suspend habius corpus and toss all of the traitorous newspapermen in jail for the duration.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 26, 2025 07:28 PM (e5NfL)

244 230 Pope Bob stops procession to comfort policewoman who fell from horse.

https://m.youtube.com/watch. (35 seconds)

I doubt he did any actual good but can you see President Joe or Pope Frank doing this?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Well, This Is Another Fine Mess You've Gotten Me Into at June 26, 2025 07:26 PM (L/fGl)

If the Pope can't even throw a Heal spell what the heck is he doing as Pope?

Posted by: Iran at June 26, 2025 07:28 PM (mP0Kj)

245 comfort policewoman who fell from horse."

Could've used that on I 45 N of Houston...

Posted by: man at June 26, 2025 07:29 PM (tubbA)

246 Only reason I care if my city’s sports ball teams win is that you generally have a happier city. Otherwise I couldn’t care less.

Posted by: polynikes at June 26, 2025 07:29 PM (VofaG)

247
Custer was a Democrat, which, given his role as a Yankee General in the Civil War is confusing, but explains a lot about his later years.

Posted by: Auspex at June 26, 2025 07:29 PM (j4U/Z)

248
I had a science teacher in High School who referred to the three blondes sitting in the front row as 'The Salad Bar' as they were barely smarter than vegetables.
Posted by: Stu Podaso

==============

That's a good one.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2025 07:29 PM (lIBhD)

249 did not destroy Fodrow or Isfahan. They only did some superficial damage.

A superficial hole in the mountain big enough to give the whole staff a case of "I'm home sick this decade". My goat cart won't start. etc.
Posted by: DaveA at June 26, 2025 07:22 PM (FhXTo)
-----

Compared to the diameter of the earth, the hole isn't that deep.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 26, 2025 07:23 PM (8avO+)


We have Bunker Busters, not Planet Busters. Yet.

Posted by: RickZ at June 26, 2025 07:30 PM (gKDq2)

250 Oh, okay. I'm going to try to think of something as lethal as Ruth Bader-Meinhoff, which also made me laugh out loud every time I saw it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
------

Ha, ha...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, twice detained as Bader-Meinhoff look alike at June 26, 2025 07:31 PM (XeU6L)

251 So folks, get yer rest tonight...

Tomorrow the Supremes have to release about 6 Major Case Decisions... gonna be lit... no matter what they decide.

Posted by: Iran at June 26, 2025 07:32 PM (mP0Kj)

252 All of this antisemitism breaking out on college campuses and throughout Europe was definitely assisted by reruns of "Hardcore Pawn".

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 26, 2025 07:32 PM (Gmk9q)

253 233 So does the Left want us to strike those sites again to make sure they are inoperable?

Posted by: polynikes at June 26, 2025 07:26 PM (VofaG)


No they do not! They now want Iran's nuke weapons work to be undamaged, leaving the IRGC capable of assembling working weapons at any time!

Two reasons why.
A. Because Trump and the Jooows.
B. It gives them a new FUD angle, to create fear amongst US soft-brains, leading to more clicks on stories about their imminent nuking! Squueeeeeee!

Posted by: Gref at June 26, 2025 07:32 PM (aBgBM)

254 It's fucking dumb that it's 2025 and we're arguing over whether a 30,000 lb bomb did any damage.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 26, 2025 07:32 PM (rJ7Hd)

255 I notice that no one in the media ever takes Winston Wolfe's advice.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 26, 2025 07:32 PM (od0dV)

256 47
Custer was a Democrat, which, given his role as a Yankee General in the Civil War is confusing, but explains a lot about his later years.
Posted by: Auspex at June 26, 2025 07:29 PM (j4U/Z)

He went from Captain straight to General and was only 23 years old. I don’t know how political he would have been.

Posted by: polynikes at June 26, 2025 07:32 PM (VofaG)

257 "convoy of trucks moving out of this place to somewhere else? Under heavy Guard?"

480kg? Need an f-150 maybe. You could hide it. Unless they've got a rad detector overhead. Which...probably?

Posted by: Johnny Hildo at June 26, 2025 07:33 PM (WtiSJ)

258 243 You know this country needs another abraham lincoln at this point. Suspend habius corpus and toss all of the traitorous newspapermen in jail for the duration.
Posted by: Mister Scott



"If I had my choice I would kill every reporter in the world, but I am sure we would be getting reports from Hell before breakfast."


"I hate newspapermen. They come into camp and pick up their camp rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies, which, in truth, they are."


-General William Sherman

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 26, 2025 07:33 PM (EweRc)

259 The report is that the pictures of those trucks were there to put concrete in the air shafts to stop the bombs. Which is funny if true.

If they filled up the ventilation shafts with concrete, they did our job for us. But can Persians really be that dumb?!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 26, 2025 07:33 PM (NWqJf)

260 He divided his force.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 26, 2025 07:34 PM (gRq6J)

261 Custer was a Democrat, which, given his role as a Yankee General in the Civil War is confusing, but explains a lot about his later years.
Posted by: Auspex at June 26, 2025 07:29 PM (j4U/Z)

He went from Captain straight to General and was only 23 years old. I don’t know how political he would have been.
Posted by: polynikes
-

Last in class at West Point, I think.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 26, 2025 07:34 PM (XeU6L)

262 "We have Bunker Busters, not Planet Busters. Yet.
Posted by: RickZ "


I still want to blow up the moon.

Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2025 07:34 PM (fV+MH)

263
Bill Ackman says he's worried about New York City and he's sending out a call for some conscientious centrist to step up and be a write-in candidate. He'll fund their campaign. He says he has someone in mind but he won't name them because his own name is now box office poison.

I think he should quit worrying about New York and set his sites on other, better cities and try to build them up. That's what our ancestors did. Enough of the bankrupt, tribalist Old Country, onward to a land of opportunity.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2025 07:34 PM (lIBhD)

264 People on Substack and X were throwing a hissy fit about selling off Federal lands. I kept suggesting they lock up some land on the East Coast for a change. A big part of the electorate would be happy if the Feds managed all the land on the West Coast.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 26, 2025 07:35 PM (AcTAo)

265 256 47
Custer was a Democrat, which, given his role as a Yankee General in the Civil War is confusing, but explains a lot about his later years.
Posted by: Auspex at June 26, 2025 07:29 PM (j4U/Z)

He went from Captain straight to General and was only 23 years old. I don’t know how political he would have been.
Posted by: polynikes



The Union Army got the short side of competent Generals, so when they found one that was at least close, he got promoted, quick.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 26, 2025 07:35 PM (EweRc)

266 Posted by: Gref at June 26, 2025 07:32 PM (aBgBM)

Yes That was a rhetorical question of course. The Left only want to make Trump look bad. They don’t care if Iran gets nuclear weapons. They don’t care if the strikes didn’t destroy the nuke program.

Posted by: polynikes at June 26, 2025 07:35 PM (VofaG)

267 Don't know nothin bout no Maillard reaction.
Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2025 07:21 PM


S'ok. Neither did ChemJeff.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 26, 2025 07:36 PM (0sNs1)

268
Posted by: Mike Hammer, twice detained as Bader-Meinhoff look alike

============

Really!? Tell us a story sometime.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2025 07:36 PM (lIBhD)

269 Duck!

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 26, 2025 07:36 PM (gRq6J)

270 >>Still working on that name for Natasha Bertrand.


Deep state Ditz

Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2025 07:36 PM (VVnrT)

271 255 I notice that no one in the media ever takes Winston Wolfe's advice.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 26, 2025 07:32 PM (od0dV)


Each journalist's goal in life is to the first to report humongous news, making them a legend in journalism. None will ever miss an opportunity to run fast to air and print with practically zero info.

Posted by: Gref at June 26, 2025 07:36 PM (aBgBM)

272 Pope Bob stops procession to comfort policewoman who fell from horse.

https://m.youtube.com/watch. (35 seconds)

I doubt he did any actual good but can you see President Joe or Pope Frank doing this?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Well, This Is Another Fine Mess You've Gotten Me Into at June 26, 2025 07:26 PM (L/fGl)

If the Pope can't even throw a Heal spell what the heck is he doing as Pope?

Posted by: Iran at June 26, 2025 07:28 PM


Well he is a level 56 lawful good cleric, that should count for something.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 26, 2025 07:38 PM (e5NfL)

273 262 "We have Bunker Busters, not Planet Busters. Yet.
Posted by: RickZ "
____________________________

I'm going to have to stop you right there. The proper technical term is "Planet Crackers."

(However, that term has been more often been applied to species categorization of white people causing some confusion)

Posted by: Orson at June 26, 2025 07:38 PM (dIske)

274 Last in class at West Point, I think.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 26, 2025 07:34 PM (XeU6L)

To be fair his class started with over a 100 cadets and he was 34th of the 34 that graduated.

Posted by: polynikes at June 26, 2025 07:39 PM (VofaG)

275 "They Died with their Boots On"

Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2025 07:40 PM (sJ4fj)

276 Each journalist's goal in life is to the first to report humongous news, making them a legend in journalism. None will ever miss an opportunity to run fast to air and print with practically zero info.
Posted by: Gref at June 26, 2025 07:36 PM (aBgBM)


Journalists think the greatest thing to happen in the History of the United States is Watergate, where Woodward and Bernstein brought down a Republican president.

That is now the goal of journaljizm: Bring down a Republican president and give wet knobslobbering beejers to Democrat ones.

News is not even a consideration.

Posted by: RickZ at June 26, 2025 07:40 PM (gKDq2)

277 The Union Army got the short side of competent Generals, so when they found one that was at least close, he got promoted, quick.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 26, 2025 07:35 PM (EweRc)

He was a staffer early on, once when the Generals were speculating about how deep a river was for crossing he rode his horse right in to find out without the chatter.

The promotion was because after the debacle at Chancellorsville Meade wanted some aggressive Cav leaders so he promoted a lot of young well regarded fellows. West Point felt there was an inverse relation of class rank with aggressive cav leaders.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 26, 2025 07:41 PM (8avO+)

278 Each journalist's goal in life is to the first to report humongous news, making them a legend in journalism. None will ever miss an opportunity to run fast to air and print with practically zero info.
Posted by: Gref at June 26, 2025 07:36 PM (aBgBM)

Journalists don't report anything.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 26, 2025 07:42 PM (8avO+)

279 You know this country needs another abraham lincoln at this point. Suspend habius corpus and toss all of the traitorous newspapermen in jail for the duration.

If it were just more obvious that it’s an invasion: like they all were wearing uniforms or something, then Trump could suspend habeas corpus and jail all the traitors, but it's not that way. You have to be paying attention to notice there’s an invasion going on and that right there: being alert, noticing, takes 2/3 of the citizenry right out of action. A republic, if you can keep it.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 26, 2025 07:43 PM (NWqJf)

280 Faulty intelligence? Well of course you should be skeptical of ANY that you want to believe. Like the Sustex Worm? Wasn't that supposed to have destroyed
All those damn spinners ? Or the assassination of their #1 nuke experts?
I have yet to read anything reliable that would indicate any radiation leakage that we might certainly expect from those rooms exploding.
The Iranians knew quite well that we had those bunker busters. They used special fiber reinforced concrete.
Ace is always happy to believe what he wants to believe, The Great Wall will stop migrants, we were super winning in Afghanistan for 18 years.

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at June 26, 2025 07:45 PM (Hm+iV)

281 "Still working on that name for Natasha Bertrand."


Natasha Bint Bertrand

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 26, 2025 07:46 PM (nWvc4)

282 How accurate were either the moderators or posters I predicting that the Taliban would win ? Or that our invasion of Iraq we would turn Iraq into being Ira 's best friend ?

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at June 26, 2025 07:47 PM (Hm+iV)

283 Plastique Bertrand

Posted by: Kindltot at June 26, 2025 07:49 PM (D7oie)

284 U-235 has a half life of 703.8 million years: bananas are more radioactive than that and you eat them! Really, expecting a lot of radioactive contamination from damaging the centrifuges is the wrong expectation. Now chemical contamination is another thing: uranium hexafluoride, in contact with moisture in the air, breaks down into some nasty stuff, most especially hydrofluoric acid, but it’s all all buried deep down under that mountain. All the better, I suppose.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 26, 2025 08:03 PM (NWqJf)

285 The Union Army got the short side of competent Generals

If competent generals is all it takes to win a war, the South would have won. The South just didn’t have the resources to win a protracted war, and the North refused to lose heart.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 26, 2025 08:12 PM (NWqJf)

286 Nood: Dogs vs. Stairs Cafe

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 26, 2025 08:15 PM (NWqJf)

287 If they can demonstrate via sigint from the leakers - after ID'ing them - that there was political motivation to harm US foreign policy and thus aid Iran as a side effect, they should hang them.

Not to make an example - since these people won't stop - but to let the media turn them into martyrs and incidentally wake a ton of people up.

Posted by: heya at June 26, 2025 08:59 PM (LEuDt)

288 "Multiple penetrators, penetrated a gaping hole.". Pretty sure I saw that one on pronhub.

Posted by: HeywoodJablowmie at June 26, 2025 09:22 PM (PuONP)

289 I still want to blow up the moon.
Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2025 07:34 PM (fV+MH)

I'm going to steal it. Again. Bwahahahahahaha!!

Posted by: Gru, Super Secret Agent at June 26, 2025 09:32 PM (5xuJ/)

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Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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