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Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 24, 2025 05:14 PM (6ydKt) 2
I'll call the otters...
Posted by: Max Power at June 24, 2025 05:14 PM (q177U) Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 24, 2025 05:14 PM (6ydKt) Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 24, 2025 05:15 PM (i24o9) 5
In before the flapping eyelashes!!
Posted by: toby928 at June 24, 2025 05:15 PM (jc0TO) 6
In America even the biggest Moron can aspire to greatness…
Posted by: tubal at June 24, 2025 05:16 PM (PCK5/) 7
She needs to be voted off the island.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2025 05:16 PM (r+I/B) 8
In other news . . . .
Teen Killer Karmelo Anthony Indicted on Murder Charge in Fatal Stabbing of Austin Metcalf – Faces Up to Life in Prison - TGP Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 24, 2025 05:16 PM (i24o9) 9
That's the rule, right? If any member of a group protected by the Democrat-Media Party fails, then it must be due to "hate" of one kind or another, right?
That's certainly the impression I've been getting for about twenty years now. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 24, 2025 05:16 PM (6ydKt) 10
>>Teen Killer Karmelo Anthony Indicted on Murder Charge in Fatal Stabbing of Austin Metcalf – Faces Up to Life in Prison - TGP
but he was just turning his life around he might enroll at CUNY!!!! Posted by: ace at June 24, 2025 05:16 PM (KRtlO) 11
That's the rule, right? If any member of a group protected by the Democrat-Media Party fails, then it must be due to "hate" of one kind or another, right?
++++ Yup. But what *kind* of hate? That's the rub. Me? I hate communists. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2025 05:16 PM (6bTRc) 12
That is 100% ghetto. My wife turns that shit on when she's dealing with NYC. Gets things done, btw
Posted by: Accomack at June 24, 2025 05:16 PM (Bbhox) 13
She wants to be in control of nuclear weapons.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 24, 2025 05:16 PM (63Dwl) 14
She seems nice.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 24, 2025 05:17 PM (PiwSw) 15
She's just boisterous.
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 24, 2025 05:17 PM (MGB5H) 16
Is that Dan "Last Month's Douche" Goldman on her left? What a prestigious panel.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 24, 2025 05:17 PM (CwhoI) 17
>>>That's certainly the impression I've been getting for about twenty years now.
twenty years? You must be young. Enjoy it. Posted by: ace at June 24, 2025 05:17 PM (KRtlO) 18
Shocking. She seems so likeable.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 24, 2025 05:17 PM (uCjyK) 19
Because of the indictment will GoFundMe have to refund all the donations?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2025 05:17 PM (r+I/B) 20
Oh no you d’int!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 24, 2025 05:17 PM (u73oe) 21
If a black woman is upset, just tell her to calm down. It always works.
Posted by: I thought everybody knew that at June 24, 2025 05:17 PM (lIgBp) 22
Outspoken progressive Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-Texas) dropped her bid Tuesday to become the top Democrat on the powerful House Oversight Committee after it became clear she lacked the votes.
++++ "Outspoken progressive?" WTF does that mean? :: fires up translator :: "Bitchy communist loudmouth" Yup, that checks out. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2025 05:17 PM (6bTRc) 23
Yelling and hollering is her only speaking voice.
Posted by: dantesed at June 24, 2025 05:17 PM (Oy/m2) 24
If Little Karmelo ( stupid name) Does go to the Big House, he’ll be a killer there too, I hypothesize…
Posted by: tubal at June 24, 2025 05:17 PM (PCK5/) 25
re: video
When black girls start the chicken head motion, shit's about to get real up in here. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 24, 2025 05:18 PM (6ydKt) 26
She's a bobblehead.
Posted by: toby928 at June 24, 2025 05:18 PM (jc0TO) 27
Jasmine Hood Rat
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 24, 2025 05:18 PM (+Ii8l) 28
She acknowledged Tuesday that "people may be disappointed" by her loss but vowed to remain a "team player" nonetheless.
++++ No shit. Congressmen don't get rich by being too against the grain. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2025 05:18 PM (6bTRc) 29
The woman has only one setting and that setting is Yelling and Hollering About Target Not Honoring Your One-Year-Expired Coupon for Fake Eyelashes.
++++ How bougie... Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2025 05:18 PM (6bTRc) 30
Picking up on the last thread, ugly hot guys: Adam Driver?
And yes, Crockett is Bougie, to callback, she's rich girl from the suburbs, playing at ghetto for bonus media points. Its bad. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2025 05:18 PM (dfIr7) 31
She argues like me Ex Wife... which is one reason she's an Ex...
Did not start that shitty behavior before I put a damn ring on her finger. Posted by: Romeo13 at June 24, 2025 05:19 PM (mP0Kj) 32
i added some more vids of Dems Gone Wild.
Posted by: ace at June 24, 2025 05:19 PM (KRtlO) 33
When black girls start the chicken head motion, shit's about to get real up in here.
Did you see that goofy video with AOC doing the side to side thing when making a speech in congress, but leaning at an odd angle? She's barely clinging to her youthful looks but losing them rapidly and just has that annoying screechy voice and 11 IQ Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2025 05:19 PM (dfIr7) 34
Jasmine...gotta be seen, gotta be heard.
Posted by: Lars at June 24, 2025 05:20 PM (hOeKE) Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 24, 2025 05:20 PM (sAmhv) 36
> Teen Killer Karmelo Anthony Indicted on Murder Charge in Fatal Stabbing of Austin Metcalf – Faces Up to Life in Prison - TGP
That video they refuse to release must be really damning for Anthony. Posted by: bonhomme at June 24, 2025 05:20 PM (lIio7) 37
But how long until she gets to be "embattled"?
They're always "embattled". It's sounds exhausting. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2025 05:20 PM (BjH5D) 38
Is she gonna Foul Kaitlin Clark too?
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 24, 2025 05:20 PM (mP0Kj) 39
The woman has only one setting and that setting is Yelling and Hollering About Target Not Honoring Your One-Year-Expired Coupon for Fake Eyelashes.
You can't say she's a poor fit for her constituents. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 24, 2025 05:20 PM (SSEhk) 40
Lisa Murkowski called and asked if we couldn't use ranked voting to get her in.
Posted by: Bill Lever at June 24, 2025 05:21 PM (qXiZz) 41
replacing late Rep. Gerry Connolly (D-Va.), who died last month.
When's that stopped a Democrat from voting. Posted by: gKWVE at June 24, 2025 05:21 PM (gKWVE) 42
In America even the biggest Moron can aspire to greatness…
Posted by: tubal at June 24, 2025 05:16 PM Or at least a First!. Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2025 05:21 PM (0sNs1) 43
Ten bucks says Crockett hits the wall before AOC does.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 24, 2025 05:21 PM (u73oe) Posted by: Conservative blogger Michael "Big Pasta" Corleone at June 24, 2025 05:22 PM (KRtlO) 45
12 That is 100% ghetto. My wife turns that shit on when she's dealing with NYC. Gets things done, btw
Posted by: Accomack Every tool in your tool box! Posted by: Piper at June 24, 2025 05:22 PM (pRpzT) 46
Fatigued. Posted by: Frank Barone at June 24, 2025 05:22 PM (IifOV) 47
Stupid people elect stupid people. Crockett, if she wasn't faking being ghetto, could be a great example of what black women can do. But no, pandering to the lowest IQ people makes more headlines. Posted by: four seasons at June 24, 2025 05:22 PM (3ek7K) Posted by: Romeo13 at June 24, 2025 05:22 PM (mP0Kj) 49
Teen Killer Karmelo Anthony Indicted on Murder Charge in Fatal Stabbing of Austin Metcalf – Faces Up to Life in Prison - TGP
That video they refuse to release must be really damning for Anthony. Posted by: bonhomme at June 24, 2025 05:20 PM Supposedly, it shows pretty much nothing that could be construed as supporting 'self-defense'. Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2025 05:22 PM (0sNs1) 50
Yelling and hollering is her only speaking voice. Actually she can speak the Queen's English in a reasonable tone when she wants to. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 24, 2025 05:23 PM (63Dwl) Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2025 05:23 PM (0sNs1) 52
Supposedly, it shows pretty much nothing that could be construed as supporting 'self-defense'.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2025 05:22 PM (0sNs1) He lied? Shocking! Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 24, 2025 05:24 PM (i24o9) 53
What I find most endearing is how she starts every tirade with a five minute monologue about how racist all them honkey crackers are.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 24, 2025 05:24 PM (/lPRQ) 54
51 Every tool in your tool box!
Posted by: Piper at June 24, 2025 05:22 PM Remember, righty-tighty! Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2025 05:23 PM (0sNs1) So, yer sayin if I have to deal with New Yorkers, I can get the hammer out of the toolbox? Terms... acceptable. Posted by: Romeo13 at June 24, 2025 05:24 PM (mP0Kj) 55
48 I must have somehow led a sheltered life...
Had never heard of the term 'bougie' before today. Posted by: Romeo13 at How is this possible? The term has been around for quite a long time. Though it has morphed from acting rich to being rich or both, depending on context. Posted by: Piper at June 24, 2025 05:25 PM (pRpzT) 56
I must have somehow led a sheltered life...
Had never heard of the term 'bougie' before today. Posted by: Romeo13 at June 24, 2025 05:22 PM You can observe a lot by just watching. Posted by: Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra at June 24, 2025 05:25 PM (0sNs1) 57
24 If Little Karmelo ( stupid name) Does go to the Big House, he’ll be a killer there too, I hypothesize…
Posted by: tubal at June 24, 2025 05:17 PM (PCK5/) ------------------------ Naw, he's young and fresh. He will be very, VERY popular. Posted by: Pennsyltucky at June 24, 2025 05:25 PM (QdGJh) 58
So, yer sayin if I have to deal with New Yorkers, I can get the hammer out of the toolbox?
Terms... acceptable. Posted by: Romeo13 at June 24, 2025 05:24 PM (mP0Kj) We also would have accepted hatchet or chainsaw. -The Judges Posted by: BruceWayne at June 24, 2025 05:25 PM (MGB5H) 59
The woman has only one setting and that setting is Yelling and Hollering About Target Not Honoring Your One-Year-Expired Coupon for Fake Eyelashes.
She's a black woman ? Posted by: Doug Roberts at June 24, 2025 05:25 PM (mlDMX) 60
twenty years? You must be young. Enjoy it.
Posted by: ace at June 24, 2025 05:17 PM (KRtlO) I'm not that young. I don't think it was quite this bad in the 90s. Clinton tended to hold the crazies back so they could win elections. Obama let the freak flags fly because it helped him. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 24, 2025 05:26 PM (6ydKt) Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 24, 2025 05:26 PM (sAmhv) 62
>>Teen Killer Karmelo Anthony Indicted on Murder Charge in Fatal Stabbing of Austin Metcalf – Faces Up to Life in Prison - TGP
But how will he go to college now??? Posted by: Dr. T at June 24, 2025 05:26 PM (jGGMD) 63
Below, Jasmine Ratchet shows why I call her "ratchet," meaning an "unruly or poorly-behaved person."
What does ette Nurse have to say about this? Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 24, 2025 05:26 PM (qtyb5) 64
Every tool in your tool box!
Posted by: Piper at June 24, 2025 05:22 PM Remember, righty-tighty! Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2025 05:23 PM (0sNs1) So, yer sayin if I have to deal with New Yorkers, I can get the hammer out of the toolbox? Terms... acceptable. Posted by: Romeo13 at June 24, 2025 05:24 PM (mP0Kj) Remember to bring your left twist drill bits. That's how they roll there. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 24, 2025 05:26 PM (i24o9) 65
Ticktock video of woman who just got a $350 facial explaining to owner that she has to "come up with ideas" because she only has $180. https://tinyurl.com/2pwyphez Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at June 24, 2025 05:26 PM (hxbDZ) 66
Defiant L's clip sounds exactly, and I mean exactly, like the "people" who live across the street from me. It's 100 F. heat index, and yet they are always sitting or standing in front of their apartment door, and I can hear them yammering when I step outside.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 24, 2025 05:27 PM (omVj0) 67
Pretty soon Anthony's family is going to say "love you but we have to move on. We'll visit you in jail" . Then they'll continue to roll in GoFundMe cash
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 24, 2025 05:27 PM (pwtJC) 68
Jasmine is the Karmelo Anthony of the House. You just know she's going to stab someone. Posted by: Frank Barone at June 24, 2025 05:27 PM (IifOV) 69
Kennedy delivering his fusillade while the fat rat bastard's staffers all scurry around in a panic like they just got holed below the waterline.
Delightful optics. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2025 05:27 PM (BjH5D) 70
How is this possible? The term has been around for quite a long time. Though it has morphed from acting rich to being rich or both, depending on context.
Posted by: Piper at June 24, 2025 05:25 PM (pRpzT) Well.. when Young, it was Calif surf speech which morphed into Valley Girl stuff (raised in Calif)... Then a career in the Navy... where we were bilingual, we spoke Navy, and Profanities... Then Nerdom in IT work until I retired again.... middle class in Denver then back to Calif to take care of Mom... But no... never heard it... even on TV now that I think on it a bit. Posted by: Romeo13 at June 24, 2025 05:27 PM (mP0Kj) 71
Did you see that goofy video with AOC doing the side to side thing when making a speech in congress, but leaning at an odd angle? She's barely clinging to her youthful looks but losing them rapidly and just has that annoying screechy voice and 11 IQ
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2025 05:19 PM (dfIr7) -- Probably because she's a poor Puerto Rican from Westchester who's having to fake her way through the Bronx Girl act. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 24, 2025 05:28 PM (6ydKt) 72
48 I must have somehow led a sheltered life...
Had never heard of the term 'bougie' before today. Posted by: Romeo13 at June 24, 2025 05:22 PM (mP0Kj) If by "sheltered" you mean "associate with well-spoken adults who communicate in complete sentences with proper English," yes. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 24, 2025 05:28 PM (SSEhk) 73
67 Pretty soon Anthony's family is going to say "love you but we have to move on. We'll visit you in jail" . Then they'll continue to roll in GoFundMe cash
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 24, 2025 05:27 PM (pwtJC) Put his middle school picture on the mantle and sob "my boy, my boy" whenever company is over. And never visit the little fucker once while he's inside. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2025 05:28 PM (BjH5D) 74
Back when Jimmy Kimmel was watchable (i.e. on 'The Man Show') he did a sketch referring behavior like Crockett's as going "From Harvard to Harlem".
Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 24, 2025 05:28 PM (MvPnp) 75
unless Karmelo has a lot of money, there's going to be a bounty on him on the inside.
best scenario for this guy is he goes to supermax and is pretty much solitary for the next 35 years. Posted by: gKWVE at June 24, 2025 05:28 PM (gKWVE) 76
Fatigue. Call it black fatigue, ratchet fatigue, screaming harpy fatigue, or fake eyelashes fatigue. Her act has gotten old and no one can bear listening to her except her closest sycophants who want something from her. Had she been authentic and spoke normally and with some form of intelligence, maybe she would have gained a lot more mileage.
Posted by: Every Idiot Protestor in NYC at June 24, 2025 05:28 PM (oiNtH) 77
When I read "Ratchet," I thought, "Oh, come on. A ratchet is a useful tool. Crockett may be a tool, but she's not useful."
She's a "dunsel" -- Star Fleet Academy slang for "a part which serves no useful purpose." Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 24, 2025 05:29 PM (omVj0) 78
Actually she can speak the Queen's English in a reasonable tone when she wants to.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 24, 2025 05:23 PM (63Dwl) The woman who subbed for Kat Timpf on Gutfeld had a hilarious bit about this a few weeks ago, mimicking AOC and Crockett. AOC: "So guys, like, I'm going to be a senator soon! And I need someone else to take over and do this angry ghetto schtick for me, because I've gotta sound super smart now!" Crockett: "Excuse me? Excuse me, Congresswoman? I speak jive." Posted by: Dr. T at June 24, 2025 05:29 PM (jGGMD) 79
I heard women really think he's hot . Just another example of not understanding women.
Adrien Brody Posted by: polynikes at June 24, 2025 05:29 PM (VofaG) 80
So, yer sayin if I have to deal with New Yorkers, I can get the hammer out of the toolbox?
Terms... acceptable. Posted by: Romeo13 at June 24, 2025 05:24 PM (mP0Kj) Remember to bring your left twist drill bits. That's how they roll there. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 24, 2025 05:26 PM (i24o9) Well.... I do have a 9 mm Cordless Hole Puncher... gas driven even! Posted by: Romeo13 at June 24, 2025 05:29 PM (mP0Kj) 81
Teen Killer Karmelo Anthony Indicted on Murder Charge in Fatal Stabbing of Austin Metcalf – Faces Up to Life in Prison - TGP
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon === I am guessing the 'justifiable homocide defense gambit" did not work so well as it requires for step one - admit to killing the deceased. "He asked why I was going through his shit, so I killed him" does not generally meet the requirements. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 24, 2025 05:29 PM (/lPRQ) 82
> Had never heard of the term 'bougie' before today.
I hate it so much. I want nothing to do with people who use the term regularly. Posted by: bonhomme at June 24, 2025 05:29 PM (lIio7) 83
I have seen several clips of Jasmine- not this one- where she says "fucking" or "fuck" several times. It's not even that she seems particularly agitated like someone who got cut off in traffic or had a really bad day. She's just discussing policy . I guess she think it's more sound more authentic and impassioned to her audiences. Heck, I was at a convenience store the other day and there was a Black woman in there saying to the worker ( " You have some f'ing big old f'ing nasty birds in your f'ing" garbage outside." ( Maybe they were vultures ?The worker ( an older man) looked at her as if she was nuts) and said "yes, the sometimes get into the dumpster" Perhaps this woman should run for political office as well?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2025 05:29 PM (2GCMq) 84
unless Karmelo has a lot of money, there's going to be a bounty on him on the inside.
The orange ball bouncer who played a year at Syracuse. Oh, how awful. Oh well. Posted by: Doug Roberts at June 24, 2025 05:29 PM (mlDMX) 85
She's a fake ratchet, but in real life this is learned behaviour passed down by generation after generation of crappy single black mothers to their daughters and to their sons, who, when they recognize it their baby mommas, abandon them.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 24, 2025 05:29 PM (wBaIH) 86
Team playing is racist, isn't it?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 24, 2025 05:30 PM (kTd/k) 87
That's not the outfit she was wearing in the DOGE hearing today (a white puffy shirt). When's that from?
Posted by: m at June 24, 2025 05:31 PM (CQE5S) 88
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Jasmine is the Karmelo Anthony of the House. You just know she's going to stab someone. Posted by: Frank Barone at June 24, 2025 05:27 PM (IifOV) ---------------- While AOC's destiny lies with OF, Jasmine Crotchrot is destined to be the punchline of a Steve Inman video. Posted by: Pennsyltucky at June 24, 2025 05:31 PM (QdGJh) 89
"twenty years? You must be young. Enjoy it.
Posted by: ace at June 24, 2025 05:17 PM (KRtlO)" I had my first job application rejection for being a white male around 1977 ... it was before it became human resources, so the nice woman was perfectly honest about it. Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 24, 2025 05:31 PM (Z5NUn) 90
Jasmine Crockashite is anything but a team player.
Posted by: RebeccaH at June 24, 2025 05:31 PM (nnkjY) 91
Every tool in your tool box!
Posted by: Piper at June 24, 2025 05:22 PM Remember, righty-tighty! Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2025 05:23 PM Unless it is a mopar product. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 24, 2025 05:31 PM (e5NfL) 92
I learned a new zoomer term today: Chopped, meaning ugly or unattractive.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2025 05:31 PM (dfIr7) 93
Where is Aaron Hernandez rotting, currently,?? He would be a GREAT Bunkie for little Karmelo…
Posted by: tubal at June 24, 2025 05:31 PM (PCK5/) 94
But no... never heard it... even on TV now that I think on it a bit.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 24, 2025 05:27 PM (mP0Kj) I am around a pretty diverse age group, plus my children who tell me anything and everything, which is both a blessing and a curse. 😂 Posted by: Piper at June 24, 2025 05:31 PM (pRpzT) 95
Why did Kennedy retract his statement about Pallone's $2 million? Is this a lawyer tactic to just get the idea on the air without opening himself up to slander? Because he seemed to smirk a little as he retracted the statement.
Also, the women screeching about how he impugned the good name of Pallone needs a time out with a dunce cap on. Next to Jasmine Crockett. Posted by: LizLem at June 24, 2025 05:32 PM (Eng1Z) 96
Where is Aaron Hernandez rotting, currently,?? He would be a GREAT Bunkie for little Karmelo…
Posted by: tubal at June 24, 2025 05:31 PM (PCK5/) He kilt himself. Posted by: BruceWayne at June 24, 2025 05:32 PM (MGB5H) Posted by: Doug Roberts at June 24, 2025 05:32 PM (mlDMX) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2025 05:32 PM (2GCMq) 99
Had never heard of the term 'bougie' before today.
Posted by: Romeo13 at * How is this possible? The term has been around for quite a long time. Though it has morphed from acting rich to being rich or both, depending on context. Posted by: Piper at June 24, 2025 *** I hadn't heard it either. As I said in the previous thread, I knew it as the French for "candle," and that was all. "Bourgeois," sure, we've been hearing that from Marxists and fellow travelers for decades. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 24, 2025 05:32 PM (omVj0) 100
Did not get the memo.. oh no.. anyway..
Posted by: tubal at June 24, 2025 05:33 PM (PCK5/) 101
92 I learned a new zoomer term today: Chopped, meaning ugly or unattractive.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2025 05:31 PM (dfIr7) Nah. chopped is when ya lower the Roof on yer Custom Hot Rod! Posted by: Romeo13 at June 24, 2025 05:33 PM (mP0Kj) 102
I must have somehow led a sheltered life...
Had never heard of the term 'bougie' before today. Posted by: Romeo13 === 'bougie' - Filipino for crap roe. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 24, 2025 05:33 PM (/lPRQ) 103
The orange ball bouncer who played a year at Syracuse.
He was recruited by that coach at Syracuse who apparently was well known for recruiting violations. Posted by: dantesed at June 24, 2025 05:33 PM (Oy/m2) Posted by: bonhomme at June 24, 2025 05:33 PM (lIio7) 105
You know, I'm beginning to think the term "World's Greatest Deliberative Body" might not be entirely accurate.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 24, 2025 05:34 PM (PiwSw) 106
I had my first job application rejection for being a white male around 1977 ... it was before it became human resources, so the nice woman was perfectly honest about it.
First time I ran into that was in the 80s, out of college. I tried to get a job at the state, and didn't even get an interview. I found out why: Oregon state at the time at least (probably still, but in secret) had a rating system in which you would get points for your resume, then more points for being female, the more points for being certain ethnic identities. As a white dude, I got no bonus points. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2025 05:34 PM (dfIr7) 107
Those extra long fake eyelashes keep the gnats off.
Posted by: fd at June 24, 2025 05:34 PM (vFG9F) 108
Where is Aaron Hernandez rotting, currently,?? He would be a GREAT Bunkie for little Karmelo…
Posted by: tubal Hell. IIRC he went full Epstein. Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 24, 2025 05:34 PM (MvPnp) 109
Nobody wants to date her?
Posted by: Eromero at June 24, 2025 05:34 PM (LHPAg) 110
low i.q. garcia (CA) is just as bad as ratchet
Posted by: cherries in season at June 24, 2025 05:34 PM (Z4eZ1) 111
Bougie is an insult within the black community . Almost as bad as 'acting white' .
Posted by: polynikes at June 24, 2025 05:34 PM (VofaG) 112
Kind of like a cow swishing it's tail.
Posted by: fd at June 24, 2025 05:35 PM (vFG9F) 113
>>> The woman who subbed for Kat Timpf on Gutfeld had a hilarious bit about this a few weeks ago, mimicking AOC and Crockett.
AOC: "So guys, like, I'm going to be a senator soon! And I need someone else to take over and do this angry ghetto schtick for me, because I've gotta sound super smart now!" Crockett: "Excuse me? Excuse me, Congresswoman? I speak jive." Posted by: Dr. T at June 24, 2025 05:29 PM (jGGMD) Oooh, I'd like to see that. Posted by: LizLem at June 24, 2025 05:35 PM (Eng1Z) 114
Heh! She's as ghetto as jello fruit salad.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come With the whip cream and few nuts tossed in? Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 24, 2025 05:35 PM (/lPRQ) 115
He was recruited by that coach at Syracuse who apparently was well known for recruiting violations.
Blah. Don't care. At least Track and Field has objective standards. Who jumped the highest ? Who ran the fastest ? Basketball is Performance Art. Posted by: Doug Roberts at June 24, 2025 05:35 PM (mlDMX) 116
I've known the term "bougie" for about a week. I mostly work with men my age or older. We don't talk like that. We tend to us the word "faggy" when describing something fancy.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Considering a New Nic at June 24, 2025 05:35 PM (0aYVJ) 117
94 But no... never heard it... even on TV now that I think on it a bit.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 24, 2025 05:27 PM (mP0Kj) I am around a pretty diverse age group, plus my children who tell me anything and everything, which is both a blessing and a curse. 😂 Posted by: Piper at June 24, 2025 05:31 PM (pRpzT) Actually sounds like something Dave Lister would call Rimmer in Red Dwarf... Posted by: Romeo13 at June 24, 2025 05:35 PM (mP0Kj) 118
Democrats do hate black women, just like they hate everybody else, but that’s not why she lost!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 24, 2025 05:35 PM (qgNn3) 119
She's a "dunsel" -- Star Fleet Academy slang for "a part which serves no useful purpose."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 24, 2025 05:29 PM (omVj0) --------------- A dunsel in distress. Posted by: ShainS -- Busy Organizing 'Make Trump King' Protests at June 24, 2025 05:35 PM (XABzT) 120
I'm beginning to think the term "World's Greatest Deliberative Body" might not be entirely accurate.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes You'd get a more reasoned discussion from a Zoom call between Eichenwald and Toobin on anime reviews. Posted by: gKWVE at June 24, 2025 05:35 PM (gKWVE) 121
Kind of like a cow swishing it's tail.
Posted by: fd at June 24, 2025 *** With a brick tied to it. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 24, 2025 05:36 PM (omVj0) 122
and said "yes, the sometimes get into the dumpster" Perhaps this woman should run for political office as well?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2025 05:29 PM (2GCMq) Are you crazy? She sounds far too concerned and engaged with actual public issues. Now if she ran out and shook the buzzards down for a buck, then i'd say maybe. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2025 05:36 PM (BjH5D) 123
Frederick Douglass would be called whitie today.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 24, 2025 05:37 PM (kTd/k) 124
You'd get a more reasoned discussion from a Zoom call between Eichenwald and Toobin on anime reviews.
"I was just researching tentacle porn anime!!!" --Kurt Eichenwald (best pronounced with a heavy German accent) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2025 05:37 PM (dfIr7) 125
Blah. Don't care. At least Track and Field has objective standards. Who jumped the highest ? Who ran the fastest ?
Basketball is Performance Art. Posted by: Doug Roberts Word. Posted by: Vlade Divac at June 24, 2025 05:37 PM (MvPnp) 126
First time I ran into that was in the 80s, out of college. I tried to get a job at the state, and didn't even get an interview. I found out why: Oregon state at the time at least (probably still, but in secret) had a rating system in which you would get points for your resume, then more points for being female, the more points for being certain ethnic identities. As a white dude, I got no bonus points.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2025 05:34 PM You were beat out by a black lesbian paraplegic veteran with a Hispanic surname? I thought they all worked for the Post Office. Posted by: toby928 at June 24, 2025 05:37 PM (jc0TO) 127
Dems: Secretary Kennedy, you cannot tell the truth here, this is a congressional hearing!
Posted by: WisRich at June 24, 2025 05:38 PM (G0vdT) 128
Don't kid yourself about Little Karmelo. Two words: jury nullification.
He's Red Lobster All You Can Eat Shrimp O.J. Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 24, 2025 05:38 PM (wBaIH) 129
You were beat out by a black lesbian paraplegic veteran with a Hispanic surname?
I later got temporary work in the tax season and as near as I can figure, the more you weigh as a woman, the better chance you get to be hired. These women needed two or better yet three seats to sit on. 500 pounds, easy. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2025 05:39 PM (dfIr7) 130
First time I ran into that was in the 80s, out of college.
Imagine being in the Army, and seeing the black guy get an extra ten points in his promotion packet because he was ... black. That shit went on back in the 90s. Posted by: Doug Roberts at June 24, 2025 05:39 PM (mlDMX) 131
Don't kid yourself about Little Karmelo. Two words: jury nullification.
He's Red Lobster All You Can Eat Shrimp O.J. Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 24, 2025 05:38 PM What's the jury pool like? Posted by: toby928 at June 24, 2025 05:39 PM (jc0TO) 132
The democrat party:
The party of slavery The party of segregation The party of Jim Crow The party that opposed civil right for African Americans The party that opposed Jasmine Whatshername for head of Whatsits. Yup, they're rayciss. Posted by: nerdygirl at June 24, 2025 05:40 PM (0Htd1) 133
sock_rat_eez
Was that your job application for mammogram tech? At 18? In Newark? So you were a rejected white male. A lot of us are, and just not in the dating pool. Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 24, 2025 05:40 PM (u82oZ) 134
Money is the great motivator for people deciding who to vote for. It's too late to stop the flow of our tax dollars to worthless shits, so they'll keep voting for people who keep giving them money. Posted by: four seasons at June 24, 2025 05:40 PM (3ek7K) 135
Kamala is supposedly interested in running for governor of California.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 24, 2025 05:40 PM (63Dwl) 136
I'm trying to find the video of that Asian guy at Starbucks, with the black barista and the black customer lady screaming at each other. He turns to the camera and sighs and is like, "I just want my coffee."
That's how I see all these dumb politicians screeching. Me sighing at the camera and going "I just want my republic." Posted by: LizLem at June 24, 2025 05:41 PM (Eng1Z) 137
These women needed two or better yet three seats to sit on. 500 pounds, easy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2025 05:39 PM (dfIr7) Sexy. Posted by: Stateless.. 43% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 24, 2025 05:41 PM (jvJvP) 138
While searching for a country song that features the word bougie prominently I came across a Megan Thee Stallion, no small feat for a woman, song called Savage. In the lyrics she calls herself both bougie and ratchet.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2025 05:41 PM (viF8m) 139
When I was in France, my preference for reading Le Monde versus some more leftist paper was derided as “bourgeoise”! (une préférence bourgeoise!).
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 24, 2025 05:41 PM (qgNn3) 140
135 Kamala is supposedly interested in running for governor of California.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 24, 2025 05:40 PM (63Dwl) Because clearly California does not have enough problems... Posted by: Romeo13 at June 24, 2025 05:42 PM (mP0Kj) 141
I never really liked Caramellos. Too sticky. And now that they've killed a man ...
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 24, 2025 05:42 PM (SSEhk) 142
2010. Black Eyed Peas song.
I got freaky, freaky, baby I was chilling with my ladies I didn't come to get bougie I came here to get crazy Posted by: Euro at June 24, 2025 05:42 PM (6En8V) 143
So even many of the Democrats are embarrassed by Jasmine Crockett.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2025 05:42 PM (2GCMq) 144
>>> Don't kid yourself about Little Karmelo. Two words: jury nullification.
He's Red Lobster All You Can Eat Shrimp O.J. Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 24, 2025 05:38 PM (wBaIH) So Temu OJ. Makes sense. Posted by: LizLem at June 24, 2025 05:43 PM (Eng1Z) 145
That Defiant L's clip, she acts like she thinks she's on The View.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 24, 2025 05:43 PM (0Htd1) 146
Dems: Secretary Kennedy, you cannot tell the truth here, this is a congressional hearing!
Posted by: WisRich at June 24, 2025 05:38 PM (G0vdT) ++++ Definitely didn't happen. Saying that would violate the rule... Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2025 05:43 PM (6bTRc) 147
I never really liked Caramellos. Too sticky. And now that they've killed a man
Welded his teeth together like a Jolly Rancher, starved Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2025 05:43 PM (dfIr7) 148
138 While searching for a country song that features the word bougie prominently I came across a Megan Thee Stallion, no small feat for a woman, song called Savage. In the lyrics she calls herself both bougie and ratchet.
Posted by: JackStraw Sassy, moody, nasty. Posted by: Piper at June 24, 2025 05:43 PM (pRpzT) 149
Imagine being in the Army, and seeing the black guy get an extra ten points in his promotion packet because he was ... black.
That shit went on back in the 90s. Posted by: Doug Roberts at June 24, 2025 05:39 PM (mlDMX) Had a female NCO, pudgy Latina from Puerto Rico, dumb as a bag of smashed assholes, but crafty. She hated me and my buddy. Funny thing is he was Korean. She was a fucking bitch and until she was replaced, we never made it to E-4. As soon as the new NCO arrived, he said, WTF, and we were quickly promoted. This was in 1989. This kind of booshit has been going on for a long fucking time. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Considering a New Nic at June 24, 2025 05:44 PM (0aYVJ) 150
Bobby Sherman has passed. In his honor I am watching "Emergency".
Posted by: fd at June 24, 2025 05:44 PM (vFG9F) 151
If you're on the Toks, go find the videos of "Altima drivers."
Some on the youtubes short as well. Yup, yup. Not AI, just some amazing camera work of real life Jasmine Ratchet out driving. LOL. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 24, 2025 05:45 PM (2uKh/) 152
Don't kid yourself about Little Karmelo. Two words: jury nullification.
He's Red Lobster All You Can Eat Shrimp O.J. Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 24, 2025 05:38 PM (wBaIH) ————— I’d agree if the trial was in Dallas County. It’s in Collin County. Different demographics. Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 24, 2025 05:45 PM (u73oe) Posted by: Dreamingrobot at June 24, 2025 05:45 PM (7N/Zu) Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2025 05:45 PM (viF8m) Posted by: Stateless.. 43% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 24, 2025 05:45 PM (jvJvP) 156
138 While searching for a country song that features the word bougie prominently I came across a Megan Thee Stallion, no small feat for a woman, song called Savage. In the lyrics she calls herself both bougie and ratchet.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2025 05:41 PM (viF8m) Annndddd... another supposedly famous person I've never heard of... Yup... I'll be here in my Bomb Shelter, with my Tinfoil hat on... leading my sheltered life... LOL. Posted by: Romeo13 at June 24, 2025 05:46 PM (mP0Kj) 157
Jasmine Crockashit
Posted by: ... at June 24, 2025 05:46 PM (E0p3T) 158
Pointed out last thread that Bougie comes from bourgeois. It's a smack at middle class people who want to be down with the leftist struggle but want to maintain their station in life and their mores.
Rappers etc have bastardized the meaning Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 24, 2025 05:46 PM (pwtJC) 159
Stop the Asian hate.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 24, 2025 05:46 PM (zZu0s) 160
How much is Jasmine Ratchet paying her husband, boyfriend, or family member for 'campaign work'? If she isn't paying someone in those categories at least $100K per year out of campaign funds, she ain' no ways a real Democrat.
Posted by: Gref at June 24, 2025 05:47 PM (aBgBM) 161
So if you made a phone call to Jasmine at 2 a.m. would she sound educated and reasonably intelligent?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 24, 2025 05:47 PM (kTd/k) 162
Also, your country song with bougie in it is “Fancy Like”
Posted by: Piper at June 24, 2025 05:47 PM (pRpzT) 163
Yup... I'll be here in my Bomb Shelter, with my Tinfoil hat on... leading my sheltered life... LOL.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 24, 2025 05:46 PM (mP0Kj) Listening to Pat Boone and Mr Paul Anka. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 24, 2025 05:47 PM (zZu0s) 164
If you're on the Toks, go find the videos of "Altima drivers."
Some on the youtubes short as well. Yup, yup. Not AI, just some amazing camera work of real life Jasmine Ratchet out driving. LOL. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 24, 2025 *** What IS it about black people and Nissan Altimas? Are there no other Japanese sedans at about the same price point? I rented one a number of years ago, and while it was better than no car, it was tinny and felt cheap. I was very glad to get back into my Buick. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 24, 2025 05:48 PM (omVj0) 165
Also, your country song with bougie in it is “Fancy Like”
Posted by: Piper at June 24, 2025 05:47 PM (pRpzT) Hick Hop? Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 24, 2025 05:48 PM (zZu0s) 166
So if you made a phone call to Jasmine at 2 a.m. would she sound educated and reasonably intelligent?
Yeah my guess is she talks like that only when a camera is on here. A lot of black people do this, but usually they do it in reverse: they grew up hood and learned to speak proper English. She grew up rich and learned to speak hood, or sort of a cartoonish version of it. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2025 05:48 PM (dfIr7) 167
>>Annndddd... another supposedly famous person I've never heard of...
I learned of her during the campaign. Harris paid her big bucks to do a couple "songs" and twerk in order to draw a crowd for her rally. She Crockett level ratchet. Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2025 05:48 PM (viF8m) 168
Annndddd... another supposedly famous person I've never heard of
Only thing I know about her is she was in a post-credits scene in the She Hulk TV show twerking with Jennifer. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2025 05:49 PM (dfIr7) 169
While searching for a country song that features the word bougie prominently I came across a Megan Thee Stallion
Curious. In my Spotify of Robert Earl Keen, Whitey Morgan, and Merle and Waylon and such ... I've never once heard of Megan The Stallion. A real mystery wrapped in an enigma. Posted by: Doug Roberts at June 24, 2025 05:49 PM (mlDMX) 170
165 Also, your country song with bougie in it is “Fancy Like”
Posted by: Piper at June 24, 2025 05:47 PM (pRpzT) Hick Hop? Posted by: Aetius451AD Ha! I don’t listen to country unless forced, and that particular song during football made me crazy. Posted by: Piper at June 24, 2025 05:49 PM (pRpzT) 171
Yeah my guess is she talks like that only when a camera is on here. A lot of black people do this, but usually they do it in reverse: they grew up hood and learned to speak proper English. She grew up rich and learned to speak hood, or sort of a cartoonish version of it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2025 *** My mother was Canadian, so I sound like Michael J. Fox and not Dr. John. I learned to "speak" Yat, the prevailing lower-class accent of my classmates, as protective coloration. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 24, 2025 05:50 PM (omVj0) 172
>>Ha! I don’t listen to country unless forced, and that particular song during football made me crazy.
They played it over and over and over. Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2025 05:51 PM (viF8m) 173
So if you made a phone call to Jasmine at 2 a.m. would she sound educated and reasonably intelligent?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 24, 2025 05:47 PM (kTd/k) Those two things are mutually exclusive. Posted by: ... at June 24, 2025 05:51 PM (E0p3T) 174
I first heard bougie back in the Glee days, I think. So back in the late 2000s, early 2010s. Santana said "Bake sales are kind of bougie."
Madonna said in one of her songs, and I cannot get an answer on which is correct: "Music mix the bourgeoisie and the rebel" or "Music makes the bourgeoisie wabba rebel" Posted by: LizLem at June 24, 2025 05:51 PM (Eng1Z) Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 24, 2025 05:51 PM (ITkJX) 176
Imagine being in the Army, and seeing the black guy get an extra ten points in his promotion packet because he was ... black.
That shit went on back in the 90s. Posted by: Doug Roberts at June 24, 2025 05:39 PM (mlDMX) Yup... Navy too... was really bad in the Technical Rates because there were so few Women or those of Ethnic persuasion who were even in those jobs. Was Married to a Navy Radioman... I came back from Desert Storm, with 6 Sea Service Ribbons, and rows of Medals, as an E-6... and went to her advancement ceremony to Chief Petty Officer (E-7)... she had never been deployed, let alone to Sea... She introduced me to her CO (I was in White Crackerjacks at the time)... he looked at me... Looked at her 4 ribbons (one of which she got for boot camp)... looked me dead in the eye and sadly shook his head... Nuff said. Posted by: Romeo13 at June 24, 2025 05:51 PM (mP0Kj) 177
Hit 99° here and it still there. Played nine at 7:30 and the heat drained me. Cooling to 93° tomorrow, then down to the eighties for rest of week. Thankfully
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 24, 2025 05:51 PM (pwtJC) 178
I've fed the furry thugs. Time to start thinking about my dinner.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 24, 2025 05:52 PM (omVj0) 179
If you want something really funny, search for "Bait Car" videos.
Cops would put a nice car in an inner city neighbourhood, people, mostly all black, would steal the car. The cops would follow them, cut off their engine and lock the doors. Hilarity ensued. Honestly, I'm kind of surprised it aired. Posted by: Stateless.. 43% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 24, 2025 05:52 PM (jvJvP) 180
68 degrees here in SW Wyoming. It's wonderful. Posted by: four seasons at June 24, 2025 05:52 PM (3ek7K) 181
168 Annndddd... another supposedly famous person I've never heard of
Only thing I know about her is she was in a post-credits scene in the She Hulk TV show twerking with Jennifer. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2025 05:49 PM (dfIr7) /peeks out from his shelter... Andddd... anudder TV show I never bothered to watch... Posted by: Romeo13 at June 24, 2025 05:54 PM (mP0Kj) 182
Hit 99° here and it still there. Played nine at 7:30 and the heat drained me. Cooling to 93° tomorrow, then down to the eighties for rest of week. Thankfully
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 24, 2025 *** We were supposed to hit something like 100 (heat index) today, but we were also supposed to have a 60% chance of rain this afternoon. Hasn't happened. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 24, 2025 05:54 PM (omVj0) 183
"Bougie" was their way of introducing marxism through ebonics to a culture that otherwise gave very few shits about communism.
Posted by: ... at June 24, 2025 05:54 PM (E0p3T) 184
Honestly, I'm kind of surprised it aired.
Cops was 90% black guys getting busted, The First 48 was the same thing. They got yelled at because it "made blacks look bad" and the truth that this is the bulk of who get busted for street crime was no defense. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2025 05:55 PM (dfIr7) 185
We were supposed to hit something like 100 (heat index) today, but we were also supposed to have a 60% chance of rain this afternoon. Hasn't happened.
I've got 100% chance of not cutting that grass in this shit. 100%. Posted by: Doug Roberts at June 24, 2025 05:55 PM (mlDMX) 186
130 First time I ran into that was in the 80s, out of college.
Imagine being in the Army, and seeing the black guy get an extra ten points in his promotion packet because he was ... black. That shit went on back in the 90s. Posted by: Doug Roberts at June 24, 2025 05:39 PM (mlDMX) Navy too. Posted by: Eromero at June 24, 2025 05:55 PM (LHPAg) 187
92 degrees here right now... supposed to hit 100 on Saturday...
Swimming pool is not too warm yet, so all good. Posted by: Romeo13 at June 24, 2025 05:55 PM (mP0Kj) 188
88 on the gulf coast of Alabama. Had another thunderstorm just roll through. I have a session with my dog trainer in a few minutes, it’s going to be a sauna now.
Posted by: Piper at June 24, 2025 05:55 PM (pRpzT) Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 24, 2025 05:57 PM (qgNn3) 190
"Bougie" can also mean "spark plug" as well as "candle."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 24, 2025 05:57 PM (omVj0) 191
Swimming pool is not too warm yet, so all good. Posted by: Romeo13 at June 24, 2025 05:55 PM (mP0Kj) Sounds bougie. 🫣 Posted by: Piper at June 24, 2025 05:57 PM (pRpzT) Posted by: E Buzz at June 24, 2025 05:57 PM (KIch8) 193
Because “bougie” can be something good, it has lost its effectiveness in promoting Marxism.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 24, 2025 05:59 PM (qgNn3) 194
Do any strippers strip to country music or other genres like The Sex Pistols?
Posted by: Dreamingrobot at June 24, 2025 05:59 PM (7N/Zu) 195
Andddd... anudder TV show I never bothered to watch
I haven't watched anything from Marvel in the theaters since Dr Strange, but I watch a lot of review youtube shows about their stuff. We're both better off not having seen that disaster. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2025 05:59 PM (dfIr7) 196
How do they pronounce this slang-ification of "bougie"? As if it were fake French, "boo-zhee," which I doubt, or "boo-gee," or what?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 24, 2025 05:59 PM (omVj0) 197
Boogie board.
Posted by: m at June 24, 2025 06:00 PM (CQE5S) Posted by: Don Black at June 24, 2025 06:00 PM (AOsQT) 199
Do any strippers strip to country music or other genres like The Sex Pistols?
Are strippers still using stuff from the 80s or are they using awful autotuned pop like WAP now? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2025 06:00 PM (dfIr7) 200
Hah, RFK Jr not only knows he's got skeletons, he also knows where the skeletons are in the House and Senate.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 24, 2025 06:00 PM (tT6L1) 201
Are strippers still using stuff from the 80s or are they using awful autotuned pop like WAP now?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2025 *** Hard to beat Herb Alpert's version of "Love Potion No. 9." That really has the bump-and-grind to it. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 24, 2025 06:01 PM (omVj0) 202
How do they pronounce this slang-ification of "bougie"? As if it were fake French, "boo-zhee," which I doubt, or "boo-gee," or what?
The first ... Boo Zhee. Posted by: Doug Roberts at June 24, 2025 06:02 PM (mlDMX) 203
RFK Jr and Rubio have been outstanding
Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2025 06:02 PM (ZIggv) 204
How do they pronounce this slang-ification of "bougie"? As if it were fake French, "boo-zhee," which I doubt, or "boo-gee," or what?
* The first ... Boo Zhee. Posted by: Doug Roberts at June 24, 2025 *** They do???? I am . . . astonished. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 24, 2025 06:03 PM (omVj0) 205
The black man just can't buy a break.
New York Post@nypost Texas teen Karmelo Anthony indicted on first-degree murder charge in stabbing death of Austin Metcalf, 17 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Well, This Is Another Fine Mess You've Gotten Me Into at June 24, 2025 06:03 PM (L/fGl) 206
One things for sure ... the single mothers putting themselves through nursing school ain't doing their thing to anything from Gordon Lightfoot.
Posted by: Doug Roberts at June 24, 2025 06:03 PM (mlDMX) Posted by: Don Black at June 24, 2025 06:03 PM (AOsQT) 208
195 Andddd... anudder TV show I never bothered to watch
I haven't watched anything from Marvel in the theaters since Dr Strange, but I watch a lot of review youtube shows about their stuff. We're both better off not having seen that disaster. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2025 05:59 PM (dfIr7) I put crappy, woke crap on to help me sleep. 'She Hulk" was really talky. "Ms. Marvel" is great to sleep too. And "Tom Swift" is wonderfully bad. Posted by: Stateless.. 43% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 24, 2025 06:03 PM (jvJvP) 209
>>> Yeah my guess is she talks like that only when a camera is on here. A lot of black people do this, but usually they do it in reverse: they grew up hood and learned to speak proper English. She grew up rich and learned to speak hood, or sort of a cartoonish version of it. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2025 05:48 PM (dfIr7)
The issue I have is that Jasmine is doing it to fool people at taxpayer expense. It's a character, like she's in drag playing a badly stereotyped ghetto black woman. It's borderline insulting, TO women in the ghetto and to taxpayers. Same with the socialist running for NYC mayor. He faked a middle east accent to be a cringe musician/comedian, now talks proper english to be a politician. He got called out on it and tried to downplay it. They call it code switching, and blame whitey for it. As if white people have never done the same thing to fit into society as well. As an introvert with ADHD, I have to do "masking," or force myself to be people-ey enough to get through my work day, parties, social situations. We all do some form of this. It's a part of living in a society and not a cabin in the woods somewhere. But I don't do it to grift. Posted by: LizLem at June 24, 2025 06:04 PM (Eng1Z) 210
What IS it about black people and Nissan Altimas? Are there no other Japanese sedans at about the same price point? I rented one a number of years ago, and while it was better than no car, it was tinny and felt cheap. I was very glad to get back into my Buick.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 24, 2025 05:48 PM (omVj0) Burick. Posted by: Eromero at June 24, 2025 06:04 PM (LHPAg) 211
"Black Velvet"
best pole dance song ever https://youtu.be/ZHHEmd5mECY Posted by: Don Black at June 24, 2025 *** + 100 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 24, 2025 06:04 PM (omVj0) 212
They do???? I am . . . astonished.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 24, 2025 06:03 PM (omVj0) In all fairness, weren't you a cop in Philly ? Its not like anybody had time to actually talk before somebody was either getting stabbed or shot. Posted by: Doug Roberts at June 24, 2025 06:04 PM (mlDMX) 213
I always heard it was stuff like "Pour Some Sugar On Me" and "Cherry Pie"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2025 06:04 PM (dfIr7) 214
Hard to beat Herb Alpert's version of "Love Potion No. 9." That really has the bump-and-grind to it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 24, 2025 06:01 PM (omVj0) but for true artistry, it's a Fedora, and You Can Leave Your Hat on... or... so I've heard... Posted by: Romeo13 at June 24, 2025 06:04 PM (mP0Kj) 215
One things for sure ... the single mothers putting themselves through nursing school ain't doing their thing to anything from Gordon Lightfoot.
Posted by: Doug Roberts at June 24, 2025 06:03 PM I'll bet they're sometimes singing to themselves "If you could read my mind ...", though. Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2025 06:05 PM (0sNs1) 216
>Texas teen Karmelo Anthony indicted on first-degree murder charge in stabbing death of Austin Metcalf, 17
---- He was this close>< to a record deal, too Posted by: Don Black at June 24, 2025 06:05 PM (AOsQT) 217
One things for sure ... the single mothers putting themselves through nursing school ain't doing their thing to anything from Gordon Lightfoot.
Posted by: Doug Roberts at June 24, 2025 *** Hard to imagine "Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" as a strip song Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 24, 2025 06:05 PM (omVj0) 218
Had a female NCO, pudgy Latina from Puerto Rico, dumb as a bag of smashed assholes, but crafty. She hated me and my buddy. Funny thing is he was Korean. She was a fucking bitch and until she was replaced, we never made it to E-4. As soon as the new NCO arrived, he said, WTF, and we were quickly promoted. This was in 1989. This kind of booshit has been going on for a long fucking time.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Considering a New Nic at June 24, 2025 05:44 PM (0aYVJ) Glad that crap didn't exist in 1967 to 69 when I was drafted. No female NCO's. Only in the WACS. The way God intended. ![]() Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 24, 2025 06:06 PM (5xuJ/) 219
199 Do any strippers strip to country music or other genres like The Sex Pistols?
Are strippers still using stuff from the 80s or are they using awful autotuned pop like WAP now? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2025 06:00 PM (dfIr7) Only one way to find out. Posted by: Reforger at June 24, 2025 06:06 PM (LgDgc) 220
Jasmine, take my blues away.
Posted by: Dirac_Delta at June 24, 2025 06:06 PM (9EO0O) 221
Killary was the groundbreaker with her "I ain't on no ways tired" bullshit.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2025 06:07 PM (ZIggv) 222
This is why you should never boff the servants.
Posted by: Zombie Davy Crockett at June 24, 2025 06:07 PM (cct0t) 223
As an introvert with ADHD, I have to do "masking," or force myself to be people-ey enough to get through my work day, parties, social situations.
Interesting. I get it. Seriously. On the plus side, growing up with no personality allowed me to pick the one I picked - once I decided to choose. Posted by: Doug Roberts at June 24, 2025 06:07 PM (mlDMX) 224
Hernandez killed himself while appealing his conviction. I think it means his life insurance paid out.
My wife can do American ghetto, Jamaican patois and very nice British English. Her phone voice is awesome. Posted by: Accomack at June 24, 2025 06:07 PM (YVT+g) 225
Are strippers still using stuff from the 80s or are they using awful autotuned pop like WAP now?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2025 06:00 PM (dfIr7) Only one way to find out. Posted by: Reforger at June 24, 2025 06:06 PM Who's going to take one for the team? Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2025 06:07 PM (0sNs1) 226
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Swimming pool is not too warm yet, so all good. Posted by: Romeo13 at June 24, 2025 05:55 PM (mP0Kj) Sounds bougie. 🫣 Posted by: Piper at June 24, 2025 05:57 PM (pRpzT) Well.... I am worth well north of $1 Millllllion dollars... Of course now that is just a semi comfortable retirement. Posted by: Romeo13 at June 24, 2025 06:08 PM (mP0Kj) 227
worst pop/country song to strip to?
Posted by: a Dude in MI at June 24, 2025 06:08 PM (/6GbT) 228
Hernandez is believed to have killed a couple of other people that he was never tried for . He was a psychopath and a sociopath
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 24, 2025 06:09 PM (pwtJC) 229
If I ran a strip club ... I'd just play Bellamy Brothers on a loop. Most of their stuff is strip club worthy. Many seem written exactly for that.
I like 'em. Posted by: Doug Roberts at June 24, 2025 06:09 PM (mlDMX) 230
227 worst pop/country song to strip to?
Posted by: a Dude in MI at June 24, 2025 06:08 PM (/6GbT) Hank Williams 3rd? 'She put the Cunt in Country'? Posted by: Romeo13 at June 24, 2025 06:09 PM (mP0Kj) 231
227 worst pop/country song to strip to?
Posted by: a Dude in MI at June 24, 2025 06:08 PM (/6GbT) "A Boy Named Sue" Posted by: Stateless.. 43% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 24, 2025 06:09 PM (jvJvP) 232
99 Had never heard of the term 'bougie' before today.
Posted by: Romeo13 _____________________ Only the serious nose pickers are on top of that term. The rest of us had to look it up. Posted by: Orson at June 24, 2025 06:10 PM (dIske) 233
worst pop/country song to strip to?
Posted by: a Dude in MI at June 24, 2025 *** "Wolf Creek Pass" by CW McCall? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 24, 2025 06:10 PM (omVj0) 234
GirlsGirlsGirls by Motley Crew was on replay the last time I went to a strip club. For research purposes of course
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 24, 2025 06:10 PM (pwtJC) 235
227 worst pop/country song to strip to?
Posted by: a Dude in MI at June 24, 2025 06:08 PM (/6GbT) The Grand Tour. I'll grab my winnings on the way out. Posted by: Doug Roberts at June 24, 2025 06:11 PM (mlDMX) 236
Jasmine is a ratchet ass hood rat wanna be.
The democrats want the real deal, not some fake ass weave wearing beyotch. Posted by: Joe Ghetto at June 24, 2025 06:11 PM (R/m4+) 237
Don't forget to have holla'd nood at the old thread when you be discovering a new thread.
Posted by: Jasmine from Dallas at June 24, 2025 06:11 PM (0sNs1) 238
Nissan Altima were cheap three year leases, and their transmissions typically are due to fail after the lease/warranty runs out.
A lot of foolish people buy them used, because unlike other Japanese cars, Nissan depreciate precipitously in value. Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 24, 2025 06:11 PM (wBaIH) 239
Are strippers still using stuff from the 80s or are they using awful autotuned pop like WAP now?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor https://is.gd/1Am4v1 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Well, This Is Another Fine Mess You've Gotten Me Into at June 24, 2025 06:12 PM (L/fGl) Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2025 06:12 PM (Hkcdp) 241
Nissan Altima were cheap three year leases, and their transmissions typically are due to fail after the lease/warranty runs out.
A lot of foolish people buy them used, because unlike other Japanese cars, Nissan depreciate precipitously in value. Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 24, 2025 *** Maybe that's it. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 24, 2025 06:12 PM (omVj0) 242
Who's going to take one for the team?
Gonna pass on that. I'll wait for possible bat videos in the cafe. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2025 06:12 PM (dfIr7) Posted by: yoeman at June 24, 2025 06:12 PM (Td03B) 244
266 Well.... I am worth well north of $1 Millllllion dollars...
Of course now that is just a semi comfortable retirement. Posted by: Romeo13 at June I just attached myself to someone who is- the way God intended. Oh my gosh, y’all. I am on a roll this evening. And hope you know I am kidding about some of this. lol. Posted by: Piper at June 24, 2025 06:13 PM (p4NUW) Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 24, 2025 06:13 PM (paSBy) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2025 06:13 PM (dfIr7) 247
" has anybody here seen sweet thang"
Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2025 06:14 PM (ZIggv) 248
cw music
Turn me loose 90 proof let me live like the others do always stuck with me Posted by: yoeman at June 24, 2025 *** Willie Nelson's "I Gotta Get Drunk and I Sure Do Dread It" Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 24, 2025 06:14 PM (omVj0) Posted by: Doug Roberts at June 24, 2025 06:14 PM (mlDMX) 250
to me, bougies are what i get in my nose during pollen season
Posted by: gKWVE at June 24, 2025 06:14 PM (gKWVE) 251
Do any strippers strip to country music or other genres like The Sex Pistols?
Posted by: Dreamingrobot ----- Led a sheltered life, have we? To answer your question: yes. As far as "country" music - any SC in TX, NM, or AZ. Posted by: buddhaha at June 24, 2025 06:14 PM (4ETSN) Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 24, 2025 06:14 PM (YUL+W) 253
Speaking of bougie, off to work with the trainer and my doge.
Posted by: Piper at June 24, 2025 06:15 PM (p4NUW) 254
Hey Jasmine, there's always MTV videos.
Posted by: wth at June 24, 2025 06:15 PM (UjdFS) 255
The woman has only one setting and that setting is Yelling and Hollering About Target Not Honoring Your One-Year-Expired Coupon for Fake Eyelashes.
Style. Deduction: She is not a woman. She is strong black woman whose is constantly oppressed by systemic white male racism. Plus she doesn't find it funny when these awful men jam fingers in their ears when she is speaking, which is all the time. I am looking forward to when she develops a drinking problem and runs for president. I know, I know, Hillary aready tried this and failed but maybe a strong black woman whose is constantly oppressed by systemic white male racism just might pull it off. That or when in a drunk rage she starts showing off her tits when shopping at Gucci and is asked to leave. Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 24, 2025 06:15 PM (u71As) 256
Willie Nelson's "I Gotta Get Drunk and I Sure Do Dread It"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 24, 2025 06:14 PM (omVj0) One of my favorite verses ... There's more old drunks than there are old doctors, so lets all just have another round. Posted by: Doug Roberts at June 24, 2025 06:15 PM (mlDMX) 257
New York Post@nypost
Texas teen Karmelo Anthony indicted on first-degree murder charge in stabbing death of Austin Metcalf, 17 --- LOL, he's fucked and there ain't no amount of White Guilt money going to save him. They bumped it from the initial 2nd degree. Because ... now the have proof of premeditation and malice aforethought: They have evidence, social media and/or texts of him threatening or promising violence specifically toward the victim. 2nd just meant he got pissed and grabbed the knife to kill. 1st means he came to the event specifically to kill. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 24, 2025 06:16 PM (2uKh/) 258
Worst country pop song to strip to?
Whiskey Lullaby Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2025 06:12 PM (Hkcdp) ROTFLMFAO Posted by: ... at June 24, 2025 06:16 PM (E0p3T) 259
Noodus QH
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 24, 2025 06:17 PM (omVj0) 260
I see that Sarah Hoyt has King Harv's coffee ads, too; uniquely crafted for her audience, lol
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 24, 2025 06:17 PM (Z5NUn) 261
I'm gonna' have to hold judgement on the whole Carmelo Thing until Stephen A. has a self-promoting, incredibly loud and annoying rant.
Posted by: Doug Roberts at June 24, 2025 06:18 PM (mlDMX) 262
New one Posted by: fourseasons at June 24, 2025 06:18 PM (3ek7K) 263
Ooooopsi
Turns out that Trump's super fabulous total destruction obliteration of Irans nuke dreams? Has set gem back only "a few months" But definitely pushed them into believing that they took needed nuclear weapons. Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at June 24, 2025 06:18 PM (cuPuh) 264
As an introvert with ADHD, I have to do "masking," or force myself to be people-ey enough to get through my work day, parties, social situations. We all do some form of this. It's a part of living in a society and not a cabin in the woods somewhere. But I don't do it to grift.
Posted by: LizLem at June 24, 2025 06:04 PM (Eng1Z) I mask in here. Everyone thinks I'm awkward, creepy and weird, but it's all a giant act, I'm really very cool. Posted by: ... at June 24, 2025 06:18 PM (E0p3T) 265
As far as "country" music - any SC in TX, NM, or AZ.
Posted by: buddhaha As usual NM is the exception. Stripping is done here to Mariachi bands while preggers and on peyote. Its a Mayan thing. Maybe Aztec. Who really knows?. New Mexico, it's a 2.5 World Country. Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 24, 2025 06:19 PM (u71As) 266
> Worst country pop song to strip to?
It's not country pop, but "I'm so lonesome I could cry" would be terrible. Posted by: bonhomme at June 24, 2025 06:22 PM (lIio7) 267
As an introvert with ADHD, I have to do "masking," or force myself to be people-ey enough to get through my work day, parties, social situations.
- There's a BBC series, Patience, about an autistic young woman who faces similar problems. I would probably have them, if I were the kind of guy who went places and did things. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Well, This Is Another Fine Mess You've Gotten Me Into at June 24, 2025 06:23 PM (L/fGl) 268
224 Hernandez killed himself while appealing his conviction. I think it means his life insurance paid out.
My wife can do American ghetto, Jamaican patois and very nice British English. Her phone voice is awesome. Posted by: Accomack at June 24, 2025 06:07 PM (YVT+g) What's her number? Posted by: Eromero at June 24, 2025 06:24 PM (LHPAg) 269
>>> Because ... now the have proof of premeditation and malice aforethought: They have evidence, social media and/or texts of him threatening or promising violence specifically toward the victim.
Where has that been posted online? I though everything was kept under wraps, but I also haven't been following this case in a while. Posted by: LizLem at June 24, 2025 06:25 PM (Eng1Z) 270
How do they pronounce this slang-ification of "bougie"? As if it were fake French, "boo-zhee," which I doubt, or "boo-gee," or what?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius ---- One of my grandfathers -the ex-Wobblie- called anything bad "boosh-wah", which I consider a fine melding of Marxist cant and American slang for worthless talk. Posted by: buddhaha at June 24, 2025 06:26 PM (4ETSN) 271
Well.... I am worth well north of $1 Millllllion dollars...
Of course now that is just a semi comfortable retirement. Posted by: Romeo13 at June ---- I just attached myself to someone who is- the way God intended. Oh my gosh, y’all. I am on a roll this evening. And hope you know I am kidding about some of this. lol. Posted by: Piper ----- I assume that you did that the same way my wife did. She "attached" herself to me when I was one step up from "not a pot to piss in". Now, we are "semi-comfortable" in retirement. Posted by: buddhaha at June 24, 2025 06:35 PM (4ETSN) 272
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Posted by: Accomack at June 24, 2025 06:45 PM (Bbhox) 273
As usual NM is the exception. Stripping is done here to Mariachi bands while preggers and on peyote. Its a Mayan thing. Maybe Aztec. Who really knows?.
New Mexico, it's a 2.5 World Country. Posted by: Alteria Pilgram --- I defer to your contemporary wisdom. My info on NM strip clubs is 40+ years out of date. All the "good places" were way out of ABQ city limits to the south, and they played a lot of country. Posted by: buddhaha at June 24, 2025 06:52 PM (4ETSN) 274
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