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Trump Thanks Iran for Giving Him Advanced Warning About Their "Very Weak" Missile Attack
Update: Trump Announces Agreement to Ceasefire and End of the "12 Day War"

I wondered earlier if Iran had actually warned Qatar (and thus the US) that it would be attacking their bases. I had a memory which I wasn't sure was accurate that they had warned Israel last year before launching some Make It Look Good missiles.

Trump lets the cat out of the bag and reports that Iran gave Qatar advanced warning:

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So I don't think this crosses Trump's red line warning about retaliation.

On the other hand, the IDF is now turning its efforts to decapitating the regime.

Tousi TV reports on further developments. The IDF is reportedly now intensifying missile attacks and other assassination efforts against a wide range of regime/military targets.

The IDF blew the gates off of Iran's main political prison, to help the prisoners escape.

And they blew up the Revolutionary Guards' main base, though I can't imagine any of these cowards were present.

Also, the Iranian king -- well, the son of the deposed Shah -- says he is activating a communications network for dissidents to begin to organize the overthrow of the regime. He says he will not be seeking power himself but just wants to facilitate Iran's return to a civilized state. He says he is hearing from police and military personnel looking to organize a revolt.

It's probably mostly propaganda but sometimes propaganda touches off an actual revolution. This is a situation where the regime can only remain in power so long as the people believe they're firmly in control enough to punish revolutionaries after the revolution fails. When enough people begin to suspect they won't be in power long enough to carry out retribution against rebels, the rebels' numbers will grow.

I don't know if that will happen. But it might.

This regime is no longer in control of its skies. It is completely unable to defend itself. It cannot even attack its enemies without giving them advanced warning so that the enemies don't attack back. Its government and military leaders are all literally hiding in bunkers and the Ayatollah has gone radio-silent, one assumes to prevent his location from being triangulated.

This is not a regime projecting strength over its people.


Apologies for the light posting today. I stupidly took an allergy pill at 11 pm, and it kept me up until five a.m. I'm just barely keeping myself awake.

Posted by: Ace at 06:00 PM




Comments

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1 The Bunker Buster hit the comment section.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2025 06:02 PM (uWKK8)

2 Random

Posted by: Heirloominati at June 23, 2025 06:02 PM (euPbd)

3 Podium

Posted by: Accomack at June 23, 2025 06:02 PM (4WaNv)

4 I think the Iranian people are very happy to see the IRGC be kicked in the nuts.

Posted by: steevy at June 23, 2025 06:03 PM (YwEeS)

5 Make Iran Persia Again!

Posted by: Crusader at June 23, 2025 06:04 PM (TN0g+)

6 Buh-by Felicia.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 23, 2025 06:04 PM (a4NoL)

7 "The Ayatollah is still unavailable for comment."

Surviving IRCG leaders look at each other and nod. "Switzerland it is."

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2025 06:05 PM (r+I/B)

8 I think the lack of posts was fine, Ace. You always write well and we can all yammer on even if there are fewer posts. Sorry about the allergies.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 23, 2025 06:05 PM (2GCMq)

9 The prince looks like his dad. Jimmy Carter let his dad come to New York I believe to treat The Shah's cancer back in 1979, which touched off the hostage crisis as the weird beards wanted The Shah returned so they could put him on trial, rape and kill him.

Posted by: Old Fart Boomer at June 23, 2025 06:05 PM (R/m4+)

10 Prince Reza really looks like his father.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2025 06:06 PM (r+I/B)

11 >>The IDF blew the gates off of Iran's main political prison, to help the prisoners escape.

wow

Posted by: m at June 23, 2025 06:06 PM (CQE5S)

12 Oh, I thought this was all about stopping Iran from getting nukes. Guess not.

Posted by: Theatre of the Absurd at June 23, 2025 06:06 PM (1wdUl)

13 Allergy meds put me to sleep. You're built backwards, Ace.

Posted by: toby928 at June 23, 2025 06:06 PM (jc0TO)

14 The whole point of "saving face" is not to appear craven and weak.

What they've done is the exact opposite of saving face. They've lost more face now than had they just taken their beating quietly.

Craven and Weak are not qualities one looks for in any repressive dictatorship seeking to stay in control of a big country.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 23, 2025 06:06 PM (BjH5D)

15 Small, so small.

Posted by: Persian Pee Pees at June 23, 2025 06:06 PM (qUkBO)

16 The Ayatollah is probably having a crappy day. Job interviews to replace the dead must be less than fun.

And that comes from a guy woken up today by a cat sitting on my face.

Posted by: Stateless.. 41% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 23, 2025 06:06 PM (jvJvP)

17 Total and immediate cease fire between Israel and Iran

not a joke

Posted by: Gref at June 23, 2025 06:07 PM (aBgBM)

18 the weird beards wanted The Shah returned so they could put him on trial, rape and kill him.
Posted by: Old Fart Boomer


Not necessarily in that order.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 23, 2025 06:07 PM (oeGQd)

19 Oh, I thought this was all about stopping Iran from getting nukes. Guess not.
Posted by: Theatre of the Absurd at June 23, 2025 06:06 PM


A new regime might do that.

Posted by: toby928 at June 23, 2025 06:07 PM (jc0TO)

20 Iran may fall slowly, at first. There doesn't seem to be any organized opposition in country, yet - the Mullah's have been too good at stamping it out. But the loss of so many key people at the top will take a toll quickly.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2025 06:07 PM (uWKK8)

21 Bret Baier says there is a complete and total ceasefire between Iran and Israel.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2025 06:07 PM (63Dwl)

22 Willowed:

A communiqué from M. le Hogg:

"I want to say something clearly: I’m a proud Democrat.

I’m proud that Democrats:

✅ Passed the first gun safety law in 30 years.
✅ Invested billions in mental health, housing, and clean energy.
✅ Cut child poverty, capped insulin costs, and forgave student loan debt.

But let’s be honest: Our party is in TROUBLE.

Right now, Democrats are deeply unpopular — especially with young people. Many of our leaders have lost touch with the urgency this moment demands."

... Bleg for $5 follows

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2025 06:07 PM (0sNs1)

23 Moar Of This!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 23, 2025 06:08 PM (Z5NUn)

24 >> This is a situation where the regime can only remain in power so long as the people believe they're firmly in control enough to punish revolutionaries after the revolution fails.

Respectfully, this MIGHT be a situation etc. etc.

Posted by: m at June 23, 2025 06:08 PM (CQE5S)

25 17 Total and immediate cease fire between Israel and Iran

not a joke

Posted by: Gref at June 23, 2025 06:07 PM (aBgBM)

not immediate - in 6-12 hours - precise timetable is unclear to me

Posted by: Gref at June 23, 2025 06:08 PM (aBgBM)

26 >>> 21 Bret Baier says there is a complete and total ceasefire between Iran and Israel.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2025 06:07 PM (63Dwl)

Yeah, I think I'll wait for someone else to chime in.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 23, 2025 06:08 PM (ULPxl)

27 The IDF blew the gates off of Iran's main political prison, to help the prisoners escape.

Look up the RAF Mosquito raid against a Gestapo prison.

The message from Israel is clear, "we are not against the Iranian people just the despots the oppress you."

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2025 06:08 PM (r+I/B)

28 The biggest thing to come out of the raid is that both Israel and the US control Iran's airspace.

A lot of anti-Trump/Iranian fellow travelers are trying to talk past this, but when a wannabe Great Power loses control of its own skies, the game is over.

Trump I think gets this. We don't need to put boots on the ground, just blow up things as it pleases us.

This is what the Israelis seem to be doing. Ritual humiliation until they cave.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 23, 2025 06:08 PM (ZOv7s)

29 "It's probably mostly propaganda but sometimes propaganda touches off an actual revolution."

Let's have none of this propagandistic, revolution talk. The Ayatollah is good people.

Posted by: SCoaMF at June 23, 2025 06:09 PM (gLikB)

30 This is classic Iranian "playing for time."

I'd decapitate the government tonight and let things play out tomorrow, maybe through the week. And if I'm not satisfied with how things are going, bomb the fuck out of them again.

Sometimes people don't really understand the situation until they are severely inconvenienced.

YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 23, 2025 06:09 PM (Q4IgG)

31 Trump just announced a cease fire by Israel, Iran and the US.

How about that? Trump didn't blow up the world. Again.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2025 06:09 PM (viF8m)

32 Have the Israelis lost any aircraft at all? Even to mechanical issues?

Posted by: toby928 at June 23, 2025 06:09 PM (jc0TO)

33 JD Vance confirms the ceasefire live on Fox News

Posted by: Gref at June 23, 2025 06:09 PM (aBgBM)

34 "Earache my EYE!
YOU'RE going to School!"
- Sister Mary Elephant

Posted by: Heirloominati at June 23, 2025 06:09 PM (euPbd)

35 I'm going to take a victory lap for this comment I made earlier today:

"My best guess is, you've got a bunch of frightened people sort of running things in Iran. They not only fear reprisals from the Ayatollah, they also rightly fear Mossad. They're flailing, trying to look like they're doing something, because they prefer to keep their heads. But, then again, Israel.....
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 23, 2025 01:10 PM (tT6L1)

You're welcome.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 23, 2025 06:09 PM (tT6L1)

36 The Golden Age of America is beginning.

Can you feel it?

Do you dig it?

[Macho Man voice] Freak out!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 23, 2025 06:09 PM (iGnx1)

37 Ah, the Ayatollah. Sorry, above my pay grade. Me and my family of five, we have this bean for dinner. So fortunate! We are happy. No, no revolution today.

Posted by: Foundling Feather at June 23, 2025 06:10 PM (qUkBO)

38 Gonna be interesting in the next few days.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 23, 2025 06:10 PM (eZwyX)

39 12 Oh, I thought this was all about stopping Iran from getting nukes. Guess not.
Posted by: Theatre of the Absurd at June 23, 2025 06:06 PM (1wdUl)

That was Trump's goal, and that's what he has done. Looks like he's going to be one and done on the air strikes, which is fine.
But this has nothing to do with whatever policies Israel may pursue.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2025 06:10 PM (uWKK8)

40 31 Trump just announced a cease fire by Israel, Iran and the US.

How about that? Trump didn't blow up the world. Again.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2025 06:09 PM (viF8m)

YAY!

Posted by: m at June 23, 2025 06:10 PM (CQE5S)

41 Trump just announced a cease fire by Israel, Iran and the US.

How about that? Trump didn't blow up the world. Again.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2025 06:09 PM


FINISH HIM!!!

Posted by: toby928 at June 23, 2025 06:10 PM (jc0TO)

42 22, LOL!

*gestures with glass*
Confusion to our enemies!
*tosses down shot*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 23, 2025 06:10 PM (Z5NUn)

43 How would you like a butt ache?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2025 06:10 PM (63Dwl)

44 Just imagine if Gaylord had supported the Green Revolution.

Much blood is upon Gaylord's hands.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2025 06:10 PM (r+I/B)

45 >>> 31 Trump just announced a cease fire by Israel, Iran and the US.

How about that? Trump didn't blow up the world. Again.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2025 06:09 PM (viF8m)

HE CHICKENED OUT BECAUSE I WAS GOING TO IMPEACH HIM!!!

Posted by: Alexandria Occasional-Cortex at June 23, 2025 06:11 PM (ULPxl)

46 >>Yeah, I think I'll wait for someone else to chime in.

Would you settle for Donald Trump?

https://tinyurl.com/3veamdfz

Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2025 06:11 PM (viF8m)

47 21 Bret Baier says there is a complete and total ceasefire between Iran and Israel.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2025 06:07 PM (63Dwl)

Yeah, I think I'll wait for someone else to chime in.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 23, 2025 06:08 PM (ULPxl)

Yeah, like George Clooney or Mike Lookinland.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler at June 23, 2025 06:11 PM (0aYVJ)

48 32 Have the Israelis lost any aircraft at all? Even to mechanical issues?
Posted by: toby928 at June 23, 2025 06:09 PM (jc0TO)

Well there was the giant F-35 with a lot of lilliputians standing around it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2025 06:11 PM (uWKK8)

49 >>30 This is classic Iranian "playing for time."

Exactly, and not just Iran.

Posted by: davidt at June 23, 2025 06:11 PM (i0F8b)

50 Why the F wasn't all this done 45 years ago?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 23, 2025 06:11 PM (XMwZJ)

51 >>> 33 JD Vance confirms the ceasefire live on Fox News
Posted by: Gref at June 23, 2025 06:09 PM (aBgBM)

JD Vance >>>>>>> Bret Baier

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 23, 2025 06:11 PM (ULPxl)

52 I'm just barely keeping myself awake.


Ditto.
Went five minutes too long pulling weeds in the sun and barely made it back to the garage. Had to lay on the concrete to leach out the heat.
Ugh...

Posted by: Diogenes at June 23, 2025 06:11 PM (W/lyH)

53 Since they declared war against the US in 1979, I'm certainly not upset about all this mullah bad luck.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not Kill at June 23, 2025 06:11 PM (gxokI)

54 Trump announced a ceasefire going forward between Israel and Iran. Dennis Miller used to say a ceasefire in that part of the world is what we called stopping to reload

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 23, 2025 06:12 PM (pwtJC)

55 Oh, I thought this was all about stopping Iran from getting nukes. Guess not.
------------
Let's pretend you're right. Do you think you can "stop Iran from getting nukes" if you let the same Islamic goat-fuckers that have threatened our destruction for 46 years continue to control the country?

Or is it more likely that you can blow everything to smithereens and YET if you leave the Islamic goat-fuckers in charge they'll simply use their remaining meager or not so meager oil proceeds to start grinding away again at both nuclear enrichment and a delivery device (which could be used with a weapon that another nation slipped them)?

Posted by: Crusader at June 23, 2025 06:12 PM (TN0g+)

56 And the part of the Israeli puppet will be played by…(checks notes)…another Pahlavi?

Posted by: Summer Stock Theatre Amateur Production at June 23, 2025 06:12 PM (1wdUl)

57 >>> I stupidly took an allergy pill at 11 pm, and it kept me up until five a.m. I'm just barely keeping myself awake.

The Good Stuff.

Care to share the name/type/dose?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 23, 2025 06:12 PM (/lPRQ)

58 About 25 years ago I worked with an Iranian woman who said she was locked up in Evin prison simply for being Baha'i and refusing to convert to Islam. She and her husband ran for the border as soon as she was let out.

Posted by: Decaf at June 23, 2025 06:12 PM (unUNN)

59 Also, the Iranian king -- well, the son of the deposed Shah -- says he is activating a communications network for dissidents to begin to organize the overthrow of the regime.

---------------

There are also reports (can't confirm) of dissidents and suspected spies being rounded up by the hundreds and executed by the Islamic Morality Police as you'd expect from a totalitarian regime.

Posted by: ShainS -- Busy Organizing 'Make Trump King' Protests at June 23, 2025 06:12 PM (UHpaa)

60 JD Vance confirms the ceasefire live on Fox News
Posted by: Gref at June 23, 2025 06:09 PM (aBgBM)
---
Trump needs to appoint Mel Gibson as our chief negotiator.

"First, you will..."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 23, 2025 06:12 PM (ZOv7s)

61 Why the F wasn't all this done 45 years ago?
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 23, 2025 06:11 PM


It was the cold war. We were unwilling to push Iran toward the Soviets.

Posted by: toby928 at June 23, 2025 06:12 PM (jc0TO)

62 Oh, noes!

In the midst of some of the most parlous times our Republic has ever seen, Kamala! is “planning to take some time off in July, when sources say she hopes to further reflect on the next step in her political career.”

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2025 06:12 PM (0sNs1)

63 Yes. The ceasefire will commence at 7am Israel time. (Please to come out of your bunkers !)

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2025 06:12 PM (g47mK)

64 Ceasefire? WTF?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 23, 2025 06:12 PM (XMwZJ)

65 We had Jimmy Carter as President in 1979

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2025 06:12 PM (r+I/B)

66 >>> 46 Yeah, I think I'll wait for someone else to chime in.
==
Would you settle for Donald Trump?

https://tinyurl.com/3veamdfz
Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2025 06:11 PM (viF8m)

HA!

Yeah, Donnie Two Scoops himself is a pretty good source.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 23, 2025 06:12 PM (ULPxl)

67 Next Trend Please..................

Ukraine Flags

Palestine Flags

Homo Flags

Now Iranian Flags.............

What's next ? Russia Flags ???

Posted by: Allota Fagina at June 23, 2025 06:13 PM (q/j2W)

68 What happens if the Shah returns to Iran?
Jimmy Carter will not be happy!

Posted by: Jmel at June 23, 2025 06:13 PM (bVhJi)

69 >>> Posted by: Summer Stock Theatre Amateur Production at June 23, 2025 06:12 PM (1wdUl)

Oh look, Armchair Reich is here.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 23, 2025 06:13 PM (ULPxl)

70 Seriously, Ace.
It's hot out.
Recommend gin & tonic w a wedge - for medicinal purposes only!
BOMBay, natch.

Posted by: Heirloominati at June 23, 2025 06:13 PM (euPbd)

71 Trump just announced a cease fire by Israel, Iran and the US.

How about that? Trump didn't blow up the world. Again.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2025 06:09 PM


42, repeat!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 23, 2025 06:13 PM (Z5NUn)

72 It was the cold war.
OK, how about 30 years ago, then.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 23, 2025 06:13 PM (XMwZJ)

73 Trump announced a ceasefire going forward between Israel and Iran. Dennis Miller used to say a ceasefire in that part of the world is what we called stopping to reload
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 23, 2025 06:12 PM (pwtJC)
---
He borrowed that from Henry Kissinger who said that a 'moderate Muslim" was out of ammo.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 23, 2025 06:13 PM (ZOv7s)

74 The left is going to scream incoherently when they learn one of their favorite repressive regimes has had all of the political dissidents freed.

...by the IDF.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 23, 2025 06:14 PM (tT6L1)

75 @60 Bruce Willis character from The Fifth Element "anyone else want to negotiate?"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 23, 2025 06:14 PM (pwtJC)

76 >>> 52
==
Went five minutes too long pulling weeds in the sun and barely made it back to the garage. Had to lay on the concrete to leach out the heat.
Ugh...
Posted by: Diogenes at June 23, 2025 06:11 PM (W/lyH)

*laughs in Texas summer*

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 23, 2025 06:14 PM (ULPxl)

77 Vince Vance & the Valiants had it right in 1970:

"Bomb, bomb, bomb,
Bomb, bomb Iran"
(to the tune of "Barbara Ann" by the Beach Boys. I didn't realize that song came relatively late in their career, 1965-66)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 23, 2025 06:14 PM (omVj0)

78 In the midst of some of the most parlous times our Republic has ever seen, Kamala! is “planning to take some time off in July, when sources say she hopes to further reflect on the next step in her political career.”
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2025 06:12 PM (0sNs1)

Trembly Pines Rehab Center for the Well-to-Do?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler at June 23, 2025 06:14 PM (0aYVJ)

79 Jimmy Carter has shuffled off this mortal coil and is enjoying the scalding hot embrace of the Afterlife.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2025 06:14 PM (r+I/B)

80 Yeah, I think I'll wait for someone else to chime in.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 23, 2025 06:08 PM


Brian Stelter? It may be a while, because he's busy sex machining, according to his booking agent.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2025 06:14 PM (0sNs1)

81 Has there ever been a war where one side attacks using jet fighters and the other side uses missiles with a bonus round with the missile side quasi apologizing for this by giving notice of an attack on occasion?

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 23, 2025 06:14 PM (NXz8h)

82 I am not thrilled by a ceasefire when the Mullahs are on the ropes but maybe it's a ploy by all involved, each expecting to benefit until it inevitably collapses.

Wheels within wheels.

Posted by: toby928 at June 23, 2025 06:14 PM (jc0TO)

83 >>Or is it more likely that you can blow everything to smithereens and YET if you leave the Islamic goat-fuckers in charge they'll simply use their remaining meager or not so meager oil proceeds to start grinding away again at both nuclear enrichment and a delivery device (which could be used with a weapon that another nation slipped them)?

I think the B2s still work.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2025 06:14 PM (viF8m)

84 Jesus. Cease fires are meaningless to these people, although they're Persians, not Arabs, so maybe not as meaningless... but my money is on meaningless.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 23, 2025 06:15 PM (Vvh2V)

85 This is awesome. Israel was already hinting that they'd hit all of their top priority targets, and now were just shooting up random IRGC bases

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2025 06:15 PM (uWKK8)

86 Ace, my advice is try another allergy med. Every allergy med I've ever taken - many - put me to sleep.

Posted by: Gref at June 23, 2025 06:15 PM (aBgBM)

87 "The Ayatollah is still unavailable for comment."

Surviving IRCG leaders look at each other and nod. "Switzerland it is."
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2025 06:05 PM (r+I/B)

---------------

No need to fly that far, I'm sure Putin would be happy to sell them some dachas along the Crimean coast.

Posted by: Decaf at June 23, 2025 06:15 PM (unUNN)

88 Trump I think gets this. We don't need to put boots on the ground, just blow up things as it pleases us.

This is what the Israelis seem to be doing. Ritual humiliation until they cave.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 23, 2025 06:08 PM (ZOv7s)
----
It's about the only language the Muslim mind can understand. Humiliation is the ultimate insult, normally answered by the sword, but when you are powerless to retaliate, that just makes it worse. The Iranian government needs to be BROKEN in the worst way. It's the only way they will surrender.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 23, 2025 06:16 PM (IBQGV)

89 OK, how about 30 years ago, then.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 23, 2025 06:13 PM


Yeah, no good reason then.

I blame Bush.

Posted by: toby928 at June 23, 2025 06:16 PM (jc0TO)

90 Angzarr the Cromulent: "Why the F wasn't all this done 45 years ago?"

Because DC is drowning in politicians. Not to be trite, but so much boils down to this. Trump, as political as he is, is not a politician. He's the exception to the rules.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 23, 2025 06:16 PM (gLikB)

91 I think the B2s still work.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2025 06:14 PM (viF8m)
---------------

Pfft, why use those when one can use a BUFF? Not like air defense exists in a meaningful fashion over Iran any more.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 23, 2025 06:16 PM (tT6L1)

92 Dachas stocked with Polonium tea.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2025 06:16 PM (r+I/B)

93 "Trump needs to appoint Mel Gibson as our chief negotiator.

"First, you will...""
-----------------------------------

not Bruce Willis from 5th Element?

"We're sending in a negotiator!"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 23, 2025 06:16 PM (Z5NUn)

94 Maybe a coup in Iran.

Posted by: davidt at June 23, 2025 06:16 PM (i0F8b)

95 I am not thrilled by a ceasefire when the Mullahs are on the ropes but maybe it's a ploy by all involved, each expecting to benefit until it inevitably collapses.

Wheels within wheels.
----------
Yeah, and the IDF still destroys stuff when it moves to the wrong places, cease fire or not.

Posted by: Crusader at June 23, 2025 06:17 PM (TN0g+)

96 At your throat or at your feet. Or something like that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 23, 2025 06:17 PM (BjH5D)

97 Also, the Iranian king -- well, the son of the deposed Shah -- says he is activating a communications network for dissidents to begin to organize the overthrow of the regime.

New, from the people who brought you the Shah and the Ayatollahs... Shah, Jr.!

Posted by: The CIA at June 23, 2025 06:17 PM (emDE2)

98 Vince Vance & the Valiants had it right in 1970:

"Bomb, bomb, bomb,
Bomb, bomb Iran"
(to the tune of "Barbara Ann" by the Beach Boys. I didn't realize that song came relatively late in their career, 1965-66)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 23, 2025 06:14 PM (omVj0
---
I recall an Iraq version, "Take Kuwait baaack! Bomb Iraq!"

I think Rush did that in his Sacramento days.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 23, 2025 06:17 PM (ZOv7s)

99 Yeah, I think I'll wait for someone else to chime in.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 23, 2025 06:08 PM (ULPxl)

Yeah, like George Clooney or Mike Lookinland.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler at June 23, 2025 06:11 PM (0aYVJ)

***
No less than a Constitutional heavyweight than Natasha Cloud of the WNBA says Trump should be impeached.
Well I guess that settles it!

Then again, just before her last game, she had to ask a the coach what team this was because the team name is written in cursive on the uniform.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 23, 2025 06:17 PM (W/lyH)

100 After Market is shooting up.

Posted by: toby928 at June 23, 2025 06:17 PM (jc0TO)

101 >>> 38 Gonna be interesting in the next few days.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 23, 2025 06:10 PM (eZwyX)

We are certainly well into the Interesting Times.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 23, 2025 06:17 PM (ULPxl)

102 Can we talk about me now?

Posted by: Alex "Jose" Padilla, not finished with his 15 minutes at June 23, 2025 06:17 PM (PiwSw)

103 Pfft, why use those when one can use a BUFF? Not like air defense exists in a meaningful fashion over Iran any more.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 23, 2025 06:16 PM (tT6L1)

Pilots get the hours, I guess. Not a total waste.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 23, 2025 06:18 PM (BjH5D)

104 eh, Horde Mind beat me to it ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 23, 2025 06:18 PM (Z5NUn)

105 55 Oh, I thought this was all about stopping Iran from getting nukes. Guess not.
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Let's pretend you're right. ….
Posted by: Crusader

Just taking our “America First” president at his word. So that’s the “pretend” part.

Posted by: Fooled me twice at June 23, 2025 06:18 PM (1wdUl)

106 Why would Putin want to put up with these assholes? Islamic radicals are not exactly welcome in Russia.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 23, 2025 06:18 PM (XMwZJ)

107 I think the B2s still work.
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They were never the same after that one guy died...

Posted by: Crusader at June 23, 2025 06:18 PM (TN0g+)

108 shortest World War III ever !11!1

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2025 06:18 PM (g47mK)

109 Weird I thought there was a lot of content today. Only thing I noticed was a milder tone. No semen hued complexions etc. The meds are stifling your creative powers there but otherwise great work as always Ace and co.

Posted by: H at June 23, 2025 06:18 PM (2gjbv)

110 Can we talk about me now?
Posted by: Alex "Jose" Padilla, not finished with his 15 minutes at June 23, 2025 06:17 PM (PiwSw)

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Okay, suuuuure. Who are you, again?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 23, 2025 06:18 PM (tT6L1)

111 @93 Horde mind , see @75

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 23, 2025 06:18 PM (pwtJC)

112 84 Jesus. Cease fires are meaningless to these people, although they're Persians, not Arabs, so maybe not as meaningless... but my money is on meaningless.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 23, 2025 06:15 PM (Vvh2V)

For Iran, it's pretty damned close to a surrender. They agree to stop shooting missiles at Israel; they have no more Air Force left, not much of a Navy left, most of their missiles are either used up or destroyed, most of their weapons production facilities have been destroyed, and oh yeah, they lost their nuke program.

On the other side, Israel is stronger than ever. Iran's insistence on shooting at civilian targets meant that Israel's military capabilities never got touched.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2025 06:19 PM (uWKK8)

113 It might the law of diminishing returns as Israel and the US run out of worthwhile targets.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2025 06:19 PM (r+I/B)

114 We have a huge thunderstorm getting ready to hit us- I am hoping it will give a few minutes of okay weather to walk this pacing puppy and not instant sauna.

Posted by: Piper at June 23, 2025 06:19 PM (pZEOD)

115 Breaking News........

The Ragheads kiss the Don's Ring and beg for a Ceasefire !!

Posted by: Allota Fagina at June 23, 2025 06:19 PM (q/j2W)

116 >>> 99

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No less than a Constitutional heavyweight than Natasha Cloud of the WNBA says Trump should be impeached.
Well I guess that settles it!

Then again, just before her last game, she had to ask a the coach what team this was because the team name is written in cursive on the uniform.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 23, 2025 06:17 PM (W/lyH)

Who? of the What???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 23, 2025 06:19 PM (ULPxl)

117 Trupm is giving them an off ramp if they are smart enough to take it.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 23, 2025 06:19 PM (e5NfL)

118 Geez, what's next?

We getting out of the UN?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 23, 2025 06:19 PM (lIgBp)

119 Feel better, Ace!

I remain surprised to read, in another conservative blog, a woman (I guess) who keeps posting that Iran was not near a nuke, and only needed power.

I dunno. I guess a dunce is born every generation.

For 46yrs Iran has screamed "Death to America" and been unstable when not taking hostages, torturing and killing Americans. I am no genius but I saw the wisdom in what President Trump did and am thankful.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 23, 2025 06:20 PM (6PCLE)

120
Again, last night I stumbled on this gal, Elica Le Bon, daughter of Iranian exiles who fled the '79 Revolution. She's pretty interesting:

https://tinyurl.com/2a6r9b2e

She claims that about 80% of the Iranian people have had enough of the mullah's shit. Don't know if it's true.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 23, 2025 06:20 PM (w6EFb)

121 Who? of the What???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 23, 2025 06:19 PM (ULPxl)
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WNBA academic super star, I believe.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 23, 2025 06:20 PM (tT6L1)

122 Was PDT the only one announcing end of war? Nothing from Bibi?

Posted by: EveR at June 23, 2025 06:20 PM (Z/h4+)

123 It's about the only language the Muslim mind can understand. Humiliation is the ultimate insult, normally answered by the sword, but when you are powerless to retaliate, that just makes it worse. The Iranian government needs to be BROKEN in the worst way. It's the only way they will surrender.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 23, 2025 06:16 PM (IBQGV)
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One of the problems with maintaining "states within a state" is that the external entities resent the elite ones.

Thus: The Romanian Army sided with the people in 1989 and were able to overwhelm the Securitate.

I wonder if the Iranian regular forces will make a similar decision. It's got to be tough to be a regular Iranian military officer, conscious of a glorious military tradition being squandered by this numb-nut zealous who always lose.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 23, 2025 06:20 PM (ZOv7s)

124 I've thought about it and I believe that if i were an S&M bondage enjoyer I would choose "Thank for your attention to this matter!" as my safe word because it's lengthy enough to let them get just a few licks in with the red twizzlers* but so long as I would get badly twizzled.


*I assume that's their only use as I don't know why anyone would eat the things.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 23, 2025 06:20 PM (cduTK)

125 I made the mistake of Googling Natasha Cloud...ugh.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 23, 2025 06:20 PM (XMwZJ)

126 >>After Market is shooting up.

We're all gonna get laid!

Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2025 06:20 PM (viF8m)

127
Was
Never
Basketball
Anyway

Posted by: WNBA at June 23, 2025 06:20 PM (lIgBp)

128 The message from Israel is clear, "we are not against the Iranian people just the despots the oppress you."
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2025 06:08 PM

Would that the American people had such a great friend, one that would do the same to our own oppressive surveillance apparatus and deep state facilities.

:sigh:

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 23, 2025 06:20 PM (Dxdzg)

129 Vince Vance & the Valiants had it right in 1970

Oops. I meant 1979-80. In 1970 Iran was still Westernized.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 23, 2025 06:20 PM (omVj0)

130 nukkelar negotiations will commence shortly !

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2025 06:20 PM (g47mK)

131 Hopefully this hudna gives Iran time to rebuild and re-arm.

Posted by: Sid at June 23, 2025 06:21 PM (rLgZk)

132 JD Vance is saying the immediate objective of the Israelis and the US has been achieved. Ending on-going Iranian uranium enrichment to weapon-grade, thus ending their capability to develop nuclear weapons. With the threat of new attacks as-needed hanging over the IRGC's heads.

That is my take-away at this instant. Devil is in the details.

Posted by: Gref at June 23, 2025 06:21 PM (aBgBM)

133 The Ayatollah is nowhere to be found?

Maybe what's left of the Iranian 'leadership' has made a move for survival.

Posted by: davidt at June 23, 2025 06:21 PM (i0F8b)

134 How soon do you think the other Muslim nations in the region join the Abraham Accords? Peace brings profits, not prophets

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 23, 2025 06:21 PM (pwtJC)

135 >>After Market is shooting up.

We're all gonna get laid!
Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2025 06:20 PM


I'm using it to position for the inevitable disappointment.

Posted by: toby928 at June 23, 2025 06:21 PM (jc0TO)

136 I wonder if local police, and the army are ...up to something...

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2025 06:21 PM (g47mK)

137 Just taking our “America First” president at his word. So that’s the “pretend” part.
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Allowing the Islamic goat fuckers to continue to rule Iran who have labelled us the Great Satan for the last 46 years somehow represents "America First" to you?

Posted by: Crusader at June 23, 2025 06:22 PM (TN0g+)

138 Democrats call to impeach Trump based the fact the Ragheads cry uncle !!!!!!

IMPEACH TRUMP NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW !!!

Posted by: Allota Fagina at June 23, 2025 06:22 PM (q/j2W)

139 "So I don't think this crosses Trump's red line warning about retaliation."

They have to respond, and try to respond in the same level as the hit that landed, or they look weak

And so far they look weak. We get to see what else they can come up with while they get lashed by the IDF

Posted by: Ki0ndltot at June 23, 2025 06:22 PM (D7oie)

140 Ayatollah is following the news with the rest of us - on X/Twitter !

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2025 06:22 PM (g47mK)

141 "The Ayatollah is still unavailable for comment."

Surviving IRCG leaders look at each other and nod. "Switzerland it is."
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2025 06:05 PM (r+I/B)

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No need to fly that far, I'm sure Putin would be happy to sell them some dachas along the Crimean coast.
Posted by: Decaf at June 23, 2025 06:15 PM (unUNN)

Where the Brits will shoot drones at them trying to refight the Crimean War of 1855

Posted by: Oldcat at June 23, 2025 06:22 PM (8avO+)

142 Trupm is giving them an off ramp if they are smart enough to take it.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 23, 2025 06:19 PM (e5NfL)
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I guarantee you that before the raid too place, DoD had wargammed several branch plans for how to handle Iranian terrorism, major missile strikes, etc.

There are "nudge" options at the ready of the Iranians drag their feet.

Watch for Trump to start talking up the "noble Iranian People, with a proud and glorious history. Make Iran Great Again!"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 23, 2025 06:22 PM (ZOv7s)

143 Who? of the What???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 23, 2025 06:19 PM (ULPxl)
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WNBA academic super star, I believe.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 23, 2025 06:20 PM (tT6L1)

***


Heh.
Didn't think a sarc tag was necessary.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 23, 2025 06:23 PM (W/lyH)

144 Got to prepare for my dinner. The Killer Kittenz From Outer Space have had theirs already.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 23, 2025 06:23 PM (omVj0)

145 China telling Iran not to block the strait took some wind out of their sails, that, and constant death from above.

Posted by: toby928 at June 23, 2025 06:23 PM (jc0TO)

146 The Ayatollah maybe blowing in the wind my friends and they just can't admit to it right now.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2025 06:23 PM (r+I/B)

147 Realize that in January of 2037 JD Vance could still be president.

2037.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 23, 2025 06:23 PM (lIgBp)

148 Well, that was a short WWW III ?

I did not even have time to build my bomb shelter !!!!!!

Posted by: Allota Fagina at June 23, 2025 06:23 PM (q/j2W)

149 Ceasefire declared in 6 hours. War to end 6 hours after that!!

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 23, 2025 06:23 PM (t/2Uw)

150 And so far they look weak. We get to see what else they can come up with while they get lashed by the IDF
Posted by: Ki0ndltot at June 23, 2025 06:22 PM (D7oie)


I like the Southern accent!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 23, 2025 06:23 PM (PiwSw)

151 >>> 128 The message from Israel is clear, "we are not against the Iranian people just the despots the oppress you."
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2025 06:08 PM

Would that the American people had such a great friend, one that would do the same to our own oppressive surveillance apparatus and deep state facilities.

:sigh:
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 23, 2025 06:20 PM (Dxdzg)

Perhaps we will hmm, be our own friends, or something.

...although I am surprised by some recent events, and we're still only what, 5 months into OrangeManBad Part II.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 23, 2025 06:24 PM (ULPxl)

152 Allowing the Islamic goat fuckers to continue to rule Iran who have labelled us the Great Satan for the last 46 years somehow represents "America First" to you?
Posted by: Crusader at June 23, 2025 06:22 PM (TN0g+)

We let Hirohito "rule" Japan for the rest of his life didn't we?

Posted by: Oldcat at June 23, 2025 06:24 PM (8avO+)

153 I have to imagine part of the idea is to make this an object lesson to every other shit stirring pisspot on this stupid planet.

The instant you start playing nice, we'll start playing nice too. The instant you cut up ugly, we'll stomp your teeth into the curb harder than you thought was even possible.

So cease fire holds? Great. Cease fire gets broken? Also great. Either way. Don't bother me none.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 23, 2025 06:24 PM (BjH5D)

154 Ending on-going Iranian uranium enrichment to weapon-grade, thus ending their capability to develop nuclear weapons.

I blame those meddling kids!

Posted by: Bibi Netanyahu at June 23, 2025 06:24 PM (tPOKY)

155 We need statements from Schumer, Cortez, and Jeffries after what Vance just reported to FNC.

Posted by: M. Gaga at June 23, 2025 06:24 PM (zeLd4)

156 Watch for Trump to start talking up the "noble Iranian People, with a proud and glorious history. Make Iran Great Again!"
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd


They always have been. It's just the nutty mullahs and the religious bs.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2025 06:24 PM (5WDkb)

157 New, from the people who brought you the Shah and the Ayatollahs... Shah, Jr.!
Posted by: The CIA at June 23, 2025 06:17 PM (emDE2)


He apparently is supportive of climate change agenda and the rest of the open society crap.

Posted by: Ki0ndltot at June 23, 2025 06:24 PM (D7oie)

158
Remember Barky siding with the mullahs back during that uprising? Yeah, let's don't do that again.

And I found the "Neda" footage, of her last moments. Wish I didn't look at that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 23, 2025 06:24 PM (w6EFb)

159 I count her as a D vote anyway.

Lisa MurkyKowsky may leave the Republican Party.

https://tinyurl.com/2p9p76ch

Posted by: jsg at June 23, 2025 06:24 PM (iGK7y)

160 Allowing the Islamic goat fuckers to continue to rule Iran who have labelled us the Great Satan for the last 46 years somehow represents "America First" to you?
Posted by: Crusader at June 23, 2025 06:22 PM (TN0g+)
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Pick up a rifle and have at it.

I did my two decades of forever war, so I'm find with calling it quits after we gave them an atomic wedgie and gave them a swirlie.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 23, 2025 06:24 PM (ZOv7s)

161 Trump is TRYING to give IRAN an out. Seriously.

This is a "it didn't hurt" way that only Trump can do.

To me ? Its war. But Trumps trying to give them an out.

Posted by: Ed Hall at June 23, 2025 06:24 PM (J1vfd)

162 I’m going to miss Trump when he leaves the WH in 2028. He is one of a kind.
What will he do after the presidency? Heckle Hillary on X?

Posted by: Jmel at June 23, 2025 06:25 PM (bVhJi)

163 Peace through Strength works. If done right.

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2025 06:25 PM (g47mK)

164 remain surprised to read, in another conservative blog, a woman (I guess) who keeps posting that Iran was not near a nuke, and only needed power.

-

That’s what Tulsi said back in - March.

But 2 months later Iran was on the verge of getting nukes.

Sure, Jan.


Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 23, 2025 06:25 PM (/CkK4)

165 Well, that was a short WWW III ?


Don't get cocky kid.
It takes about a week for any fifth column to get equipped and set for their targets. With the Fourth coming up, I counsel caution and keep you head of a swivel.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 23, 2025 06:25 PM (W/lyH)

166
And they blew up the Revolutionary Guards' main base, though I can't imagine any of these cowards were present.



No, but their records of dissidents are probably there, and I imagine their wiretap terminations, radio direction finding equipment etc. So even if they manage to stay in power, they will have a tougher time rolling up the dissident networks, since they'll have to basically start from scratch.

On the flip side, if the dissidents take over it makes it more difficult for them to search out the moles and informers.... the ones that weren't flaunting their power that is.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 23, 2025 06:25 PM (y9nCu)

167 AOC demands that US Trump be impeached for negotiating an unconstitutional cease fire between Israel and Iran.

In response Judge Boasberg preemptively issued an injunction halting the ceasefire and then issued a ruling that Iran's nuclear capability be restored.

Hillary Clinton reportedly upon hearing the news hit Bill in the head with 2 ashtrays and a case of box wine.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 23, 2025 06:25 PM (NXz8h)

168 The Ayatollah is nowhere to be found?

Maybe what's left of the Iranian 'leadership' has made a move for survival.

CNN Breaking News has been informed that the Ayatollah and family have moved to LA and asked Gov Hair-jell for asylum..

Posted by: Allota Fagina at June 23, 2025 06:25 PM (q/j2W)

169 Here's the full post

https://tinyurl.com/327ejprv

Trump is amazing

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 23, 2025 06:25 PM (t/2Uw)

170 Gaza? West Bank? Temple Mount? Whats that, Kama Sutra?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 23, 2025 06:25 PM (QSrLX)

171 Hubba hubba.
We might see a lot of exposed ankles tonight!

Posted by: Achmed and Muhammed at June 23, 2025 06:26 PM (lIgBp)

172 "Why the F wasn't all this done 45 years ago?"


There is a new Sheriff in town. He is yuge and magnificent.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 23, 2025 06:26 PM (ZmEVT)

173 "Why the F wasn't all this done 45 years ago?"

The B-2 is only 30 years old.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 23, 2025 06:26 PM (ZmEVT)

174 Shortest WW ever!

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 23, 2025 06:26 PM (t/2Uw)

175 Allowing the Islamic goat fuckers to continue to rule Iran who have labelled us the Great Satan for the last 46 years somehow represents "America First" to you?
Posted by: Crusader at June 23, 2025 06:22 PM (TN0g+)

We let Hirohito "rule" Japan for the rest of his life didn't we?
Posted by: Oldcat


Big difference. The Japs didn't want to kill us either.
The mullahs still do.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2025 06:26 PM (5WDkb)

176 Hawaiin Judge orders Trump to not sign cease fire based on the fact that Trump makes Biden and Obama look bad.

Posted by: Allota Fagina at June 23, 2025 06:27 PM (q/j2W)

177 Pick up a rifle and have at it.

I get that. Really do.

I'm not thrilled with the idea of "boots on the ground" either. Because we will fuck that up ... one way or another.

Posted by: Ed Hall at June 23, 2025 06:27 PM (J1vfd)

178 I rode my bike out to the beach, about 5.5miles one way. It is hot out, 95ish, but not humid.
I guess Trump isn't nutz

Posted by: Accomack at June 23, 2025 06:27 PM (6cOjz)

179 Im goin to the UN. $40 on pump 7, please.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 23, 2025 06:27 PM (QSrLX)

180 145 China telling Iran not to block the strait took some wind out of their sails, that, and constant death from above.
Posted by: toby928 at June 23, 2025 06:23 PM (jc0TO)

Yeah, blocking the Strait was the last big card the Ayatollah's had left to play. I kinda love the way that it ended - all these middle eastern countries, especially Iran, love these huge rambling bragging statements full of nonsense whenever they say anything. For my taste, I think even Trump says a bit too much most of the time, but that's his style.

But this morning, Xi heard about Iran threatening to close the Strait, and he just looked over at Iran and said "Don't even think about it." That was all.
And Iran fell all over itself saying "we're sorry, we're so sorry, never mind, forget we said anything about it."

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2025 06:27 PM (uWKK8)

181 oblique thought:

The only real power base the mullahs had was swamp creatures in the US government and their purloined dollars.

The deep state crew were their ride or die bottom bitch. Every other "ally" of theirs was purely transactional.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 23, 2025 06:27 PM (BjH5D)

182 The WAR is OVER!

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 23, 2025 06:27 PM (t/2Uw)

183 Did a third party broker this cease fire?

Posted by: davidt at June 23, 2025 06:27 PM (i0F8b)

184 Regime Change !1!!! Forever War!!11! Fire can't melt steel!11!! *wait, that is from another play....

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2025 06:28 PM (g47mK)

185 If there is a revolution, anyone who is Stasi is going to try and keep a very low profile. And if they are smart they will go full KGB mafiosi.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2025 06:28 PM (r+I/B)

186 Has the Iranian Navy captured any hostages in the Gulf of Oman yet?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 23, 2025 06:28 PM (ioEI6)

187 Did a third party broker this cease fire?
Posted by: davidt at June 23, 2025 06:27 PM (i0F8b)

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Yeah, we sent in our ace negotiator: Bee Two MOP.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 23, 2025 06:28 PM (tT6L1)

188 Tucker Carlson announces Carlson vs. Cruz 2.0: "The Crosstalk Will Never Stop Rematch"

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 23, 2025 06:28 PM (NXz8h)

189 I’m starting to think this Trump fella might just know what he’s doing.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 23, 2025 06:29 PM (u73oe)

190 Boots on the Ground !1!! Straits of Hormuz !1!! US Bases !!11! Building 7 !1!! *sorry, that old one again just got in accidentally *

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2025 06:29 PM (g47mK)

191 Japanese women marry American men. And their families are okay with that.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 23, 2025 06:29 PM (ZmEVT)

192 This is Trump's statement

https://tinyurl.com/327ejprv

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 23, 2025 06:29 PM (t/2Uw)

193 This is more like when the US took out a top Iranian commander who was heavily involved in various terror attacks. I don't know how to spell it ; "Solomeni"?

I think it was in the previous Trump admin. Iran retaliated the same way - lobbed a few missiles at a US base, secretly informed the US ahead of time, no casualties. Just a face-saving stunt.

To predict what happens in the Straight of Hormuz, just look at what happened when the Houtis, sponsored by Iran, tried to stop sea lanes through the Red Sea (and therefore the Suez Canal).

All the talk of WWIII, or another "forever war" has been nonsense from the start. A Globalist wet dream.


Side note: I hear that Iran actually has recently completed a railway to China that it can use to transport oil.

Posted by: MrExcitement at June 23, 2025 06:29 PM (hOOi9)

194 I remain surprised to read, in another conservative blog, a woman (I guess) who keeps posting that Iran was not near a nuke, and only needed power.

I dunno. I guess a dunce is born every generation.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 23, 2025 06:20 PM (6PCLE)

You'd think then that scrapping the nuke enrichment and building pipelines and oil plants, or dams in their highlands, or even civilian nukes under trusted management internationally would have been a better strategy.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 23, 2025 06:29 PM (8avO+)

195 But 2 months later Iran was on the verge of getting nukes.

Have been for thirty years, I hear. We were lucky.

Posted by: t-bird at June 23, 2025 06:29 PM (ojv3z)

196 Somebody do a wellness check on Tucker Carlson...

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2025 06:29 PM (g47mK)

197 The WAR is OVER!
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 23, 2025 06:27 PM (t/2Uw)

***

Well, crap.

Posted by: Palis in Gaza at June 23, 2025 06:29 PM (W/lyH)

198 The Iranian navy is now a predominately submarine force.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2025 06:30 PM (r+I/B)

199 Well hell, storms just took our power out. My UPS is only good for about 15 minutes.

BBL.

Posted by: toby928 at June 23, 2025 06:30 PM (jc0TO)

200 Remember this clown?
JonathanACBrown is a “professor of Islamic civilization” at Georgetown.

He just said he hopes Iran does a “symbolic strike” on a US military base.

https://tinyurl.com/58djavak

Posted by: Ciampino - repost for relevance at June 23, 2025 06:30 PM (sPQoU)

201 Trump is amazing
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 23, 2025 06:25 PM (t/2Uw)

He sounds legitimately giddy. Like, beyond his usual all caps twitter mania.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 23, 2025 06:30 PM (BjH5D)

202
DId Trump thank God again? In Trumpian fashion, "And I want to thank God. Great job, God. COuldn't have done it without ya!"

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 23, 2025 06:30 PM (w6EFb)

203 Big difference. The Japs didn't want to kill us either.
The mullahs still do.


On this ? Lets politely disagree.

The Japs put nurses to the knife, and marched the prisoners to death while McCarthur got the fuck out while the getting was good.

I would have dropped three nukes on them, if I had three at my disposal.

Posted by: Ed Hall at June 23, 2025 06:30 PM (J1vfd)

204 >>That’s what Tulsi said back in - March.

>>But 2 months later Iran was on the verge of getting nukes.

>>Sure, Jan.

What she said was accurate but also not the point. Making a weapon is completely different from reaching a point where you have weapons grade enriched uranium and that's where Iran was until this past weekend.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2025 06:30 PM (viF8m)

205 Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 23, 2025 06:25 PM (/CkK4)

Just like Iran, you lost. Give it up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2025 06:30 PM (uWKK8)

206 Sirry mohammed, ni change for gold bars

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 23, 2025 06:30 PM (QSrLX)

207
The walls are coming off!
The wheels are closing in!

Posted by: And the fat lady is circling the drain! at June 23, 2025 06:30 PM (lIgBp)

208 Democrats hardest hit. They are praying to Baal and RBG for the Iranians to mass-kill US military personnel in the Middle East, ASAP. Along with as many Israelis as possible.

Posted by: Gref at June 23, 2025 06:30 PM (aBgBM)

209 Took the Jews 12 days instead of 6 this time and got a little boost from friends,😉

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 23, 2025 06:30 PM (t/2Uw)

210 Trump is a master at trolling our enemies (including the Democrat Party)!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 23, 2025 06:31 PM (qgNn3)

211 Have been for thirty years, I hear. We were lucky.
Posted by: t-bird at June 23, 2025 06:29 PM (ojv3z)


was not luck. do you know how many Nukkelar scientists Israel killed ? how many faulty centrifuges Iran got? ever heard of Stuxnet ?

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2025 06:31 PM (g47mK)

212 Also, the Iranian king -- well, the son of the deposed Shah -- says he is activating a communications network for dissidents to begin to organize the overthrow of the regime. He says he will not be seeking power himself but just wants to facilitate Iran's return to a civilized state.
=
Apparently he tweeted at one point that he was hopeful that Israel would return the favor Cyrus did for them a few millennia ago.

Posted by: Methos at June 23, 2025 06:31 PM (Dnobf)

213 192 This is Trump's statement

https://tinyurl.com/327ejprv
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 23, 2025 06:29 PM (t/2Uw)

Thank you!

Posted by: m at June 23, 2025 06:31 PM (CQE5S)

214 OMG we are all going to die because Trump is Dr. Strangelove !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Iran surrenders............ Never Mind .........

Posted by: Allota Fagina at June 23, 2025 06:31 PM (q/j2W)

215 For me, any response from Iran would have been met with insane amounts of bombing, I would level most of their cities, I would make them beg for peace. I would keep bombing with b-52 carpet bombing till the bombs ran out. I would plow Iran from border to border north, South, East, and West. Then , and only then would they fear us, and do what we want. Anything else is a waste of time

Posted by: Matthew Proctor at June 23, 2025 06:31 PM (OdsgZ)

216 who was it that propped up Reza Shah, again?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 23, 2025 06:32 PM (QSrLX)

217 Side note: I hear that Iran actually has recently completed a railway to China that it can use to transport oil.
Posted by: MrExcitement at June 23, 2025 06:29 PM (hOOi9)

There are plans going on to improve transport inside Asia to avoid blockades by the Navy intensive West. Getting Iran interested in money over terrorism is an improvement.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 23, 2025 06:32 PM (8avO+)

218 >>> Shortest WW ever!
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 23, 2025 06:26 PM (t/2Uw)

=====

LNSSEODJY.

Posted by: W. Wolf at June 23, 2025 06:32 PM (6TlG5)

219 JonathanACBrown is a “professor of Islamic civilization” at Georgetown.



===

Muslim convert - converted at 20 while at university. He is peach.

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2025 06:32 PM (g47mK)

220 What she said was accurate but also not the point. Making a weapon is completely different from reaching a point where you have weapons grade enriched uranium and that's where Iran was until this past weekend.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2025 06:30 PM (viF8m)
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Rubio laid this out very clearly: Iran was enriching uranium beyond any feasible commercial use. They were trying to step it up to weapons grade.

Iran is an energy exporter. The idea that they must have nuclear energy when they are awash in hydrocarbons is absurd, and always has been.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 23, 2025 06:32 PM (ZOv7s)

221 Oh yeah the Japas did want to kill.

Rape of Nanking. Unit 731. Bataan Death March. Going through an Australian hospital and murdering all the patients. The execution of German Christian missionaries. And finally the Japanese did issue a "Kill All" order to ensure no Allied POW survived.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2025 06:32 PM (r+I/B)

222 For some reason, I find myself laughing when Trump ends his posts with "Thank you for your attention to this matter." It's sounds very business-y, like he's writing the dry cleaning man that he'd like his shirts starched more.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 23, 2025 06:32 PM (qBdHI)

223
Kamala! is “planning to take some time off in July, when sources say she hopes to further reflect on the next step in her political career.”
Posted by: Duncanthrax


She's entering a Venn monastery.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 23, 2025 06:33 PM (xG4kz)

224 And we're back.

JonathanACBrown is a “professor of Islamic civilization” at Georgetown.

He just said he hopes Iran does a “symbolic strike” on a US military base.

https://tinyurl.com/58djavak
Posted by: Ciampino - repost for relevance at June 23, 2025 06:30 PM


I would like to unlease dogs on this guy as a symbol of my distaste.

Posted by: toby928 at June 23, 2025 06:33 PM (jc0TO)

225
I'll have to say, Little Marco has grown up to be one hell of a wartime consigliere.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 23, 2025 06:33 PM (w6EFb)

226 Have been for thirty years, I hear. We were lucky.
Posted by: t-bird at June 23, 2025 06:29 PM (ojv3z)


Iran has been weeks away from a nuke for 30 years. Good thing we blew up a mountain to stop them. 🤣

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 23, 2025 06:33 PM (/CkK4)

227 It really doesn't matter who will be in charge. The muslims will kill them ad nauseum thru the next millennium. This will always be a place for the scum to immigrate, to practice their "yeehadd". "our" allies will always sell them arms. Zelensky will find a way to make bank out of it.

Posted by: phydeaux at June 23, 2025 06:33 PM (ep56E)

228 Video of Trump negotiating with Iran!

https://tinyurl.com/2wxtx9c3

Posted by: MrExcitement at June 23, 2025 06:33 PM (hOOi9)

229 Apparently he tweeted at one point that he was hopeful that Israel would return the favor Cyrus did for them a few millennia ago.
Posted by: Methos at June 23, 2025 06:31 PM (Dnobf)

Israel has done just about everything they could. As I reminded people a few days back, Israel has a population of 9 million; Iran has a population of about 92 million. No way was Israel ever going to physically invade Iran.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2025 06:33 PM (uWKK8)

230 who was it that propped up Reza Shah, again?
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 23, 2025 06:32 PM (QSrLX)
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Not us! We folded like an umbrella in a hurricane!

Even ordered our Marines not to defend the embassy.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 23, 2025 06:33 PM (ZOv7s)

231 Kamala! is “planning to take some time off in July, when sources say she hopes to further reflect on the next step in her political career.”
Posted by: Duncanthrax

She's entering a Venn monastery.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 23, 2025 06:33 PM


Heh. Nice.

Posted by: toby928 at June 23, 2025 06:33 PM (jc0TO)

232 Hawaiin Judge orders Trump to not sign cease fire based on the fact that Trump makes Biden and Obama look bad.

Posted by: Allota Fagina
===

That's a lie!!

Trump also makes Bush 1, Billy Jeff, and little Bush look bad.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 23, 2025 06:33 PM (17s+e)

233 Im guessing Miley Cyrus woul pay fice dollars to be left out of this.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 23, 2025 06:34 PM (QSrLX)

234 Guess I was wrong.

The strike didn’t engulf the ME in WW3.

I’m glad to be wrong.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 23, 2025 06:34 PM (eZwyX)

235 Shah Na Na > the Shah > the Mullahs

Posted by: Diogenes at June 23, 2025 06:34 PM (W/lyH)

236 The overthrow of the Mullahs is up to the Persians. A door has been opened for them, but they have to go through it and deal with what’s on the other side.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 23, 2025 06:34 PM (qgNn3)

237 Big Ears Obama announces he has nominated himself for a second Nobel Peace Prize for bringing Iran's nuclear ambitions to a halt. Bath House was quoted as saying, "I always knew the payoffs would work."

Meanwhile Scranton Joe was rumored to lost somewhere in Delaware. He was last heard to say, "I gotta find a public pool so I can show off these hairy legs."

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 23, 2025 06:34 PM (NXz8h)

238 >> He sounds legitimately giddy. Like, beyond his usual all caps twitter mania.

Yes, and he's gonna want to play Mighty Caesar Triumphant and the Persian harem girl tonight....

Posted by: FLOTUS at June 23, 2025 06:35 PM (w6EFb)

239 The Allies in WWII toppled the Shah's father for being too cozy with the Nazis. This made it feasible to ship war material to the USSR via Iran.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2025 06:35 PM (r+I/B)

240 It’s a cease fire not a surrender. That’s a big mistake.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 23, 2025 06:35 PM (Fk3ck)

241 223
Kamala! is “planning to take some time off in July, when sources say she hopes to further reflect on the next step in her political career.”
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Opening an oral artificial insemination clinic in her home.

Posted by: Allota Fagina at June 23, 2025 06:35 PM (q/j2W)

242 Iran has been weeks away from a nuke for 30 years. Good thing we blew up a mountain to stop them. 🤣
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 23, 2025 06:33 PM (/CkK4)

We're laughing at you, not with you.

Posted by: jsg at June 23, 2025 06:35 PM (iGK7y)

243 >>> 233 Im guessing Miley Cyrus woul pay fice dollars to be left out of this.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 23, 2025 06:34 PM (QSrLX)

I dunno, has she been in the news lately? Maybe she'd like to do a Jose, er, an Alex Padilla.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 23, 2025 06:35 PM (ULPxl)

244 Japanese women marry American men. And their families are okay with that.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 23, 2025 06:29 PM (ZmEVT)

My sister married an Iranian guy in Ohio in 1979.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 23, 2025 06:35 PM (8avO+)

245 Posted by: Lady in Black at June 23, 2025 06:32 PM (qBdHI)

Yes; it is amusing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 23, 2025 06:35 PM (2GCMq)

246 Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2025 06:32 PM (r+I/B)

Unit 731. By far the most barbaric and sick people in modern history.

How the Japanese have essentially skated on war crimes is beyond me.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 23, 2025 06:36 PM (eZwyX)

247 "CONGRATULATIONS TO EVERYONE! It has been fully agreed by and between Israel and Iran that there will be a Complete and Total CEASEFIRE (in approximately 6 hours from now, when Israel and Iran have wound down and completed their in progress, final missions!), for 12 hours, at which point the War will be considered, ENDED! Officially, Iran will start the CEASEFIRE and, upon the 12th Hour, Israel will start the CEASEFIRE and, upon the 24th Hour, an Official END to THE 12 DAY WAR will be saluted by the World. During each CEASEFIRE, the other side will remain PEACEFUL and RESPECTFUL. On the assumption that everything works as it should, which it will, I would like to congratulate both Countries, Israel and Iran, on having the Stamina, Courage, and Intelligence to end, what should be called, “THE 12 DAY WAR.” This is a War that could have gone on for years, and destroyed the entire Middle East, but it didn’t, and never will! God bless Israel, God bless Iran, God bless the Middle East, God bless the United States of America, and GOD BLESS THE WORLD!" - President Donald J. Trump

Posted by: m at June 23, 2025 06:36 PM (CQE5S)

248 Oh yeah the Japas did want to kill.

Oh yeah.

I interned under Doc Megley at Tennessee. He worked on some of the Patriot.

Would not sit with an Asian. Because he was a Marine in the Pacific. How he got to get his doctorate ... GI Bill.

I chewed some ass about "that's racist" bullshit about him. Go fight like he did. Or shut up.

Posted by: Ed Hall at June 23, 2025 06:36 PM (J1vfd)

249 SOB I sold everything I owned yesterday because Chuck Schumer said we are all going to die !!!!!!

Now I have to go back to work at Micky D's for Minimum wage to survive ..

Posted by: Allota Fagina at June 23, 2025 06:36 PM (q/j2W)

250 Iran has been weeks away from a nuke for 30 years. Good thing we blew up a mountain to stop them. 🤣
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 23, 2025 06:33 PM (/CkK4)



You are being intentionally obtuse and incendiary.

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2025 06:37 PM (g47mK)

251 The government says Iran was on the verge of nukes. So it must be true. The government never lies after all.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 23, 2025 06:37 PM (/CkK4)

252 Trump just announced a cease fire by Israel, Iran and the US.
--
Oh.

So the forever war lasted what, almost two days?

Posted by: Methos at June 23, 2025 06:37 PM (Dnobf)

253 It’s only over until Iran rearms. The mullahs are still in charge. I’m a little confused as to what has been gained.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 23, 2025 06:37 PM (Fk3ck)

254 Now we will be told by certain parties why peace is a bad thing....

Posted by: steevy at June 23, 2025 06:37 PM (YwEeS)

255 How will you guys remember world war 3?

Posted by: Rando Calrissian at June 23, 2025 06:37 PM (uTp11)

256 Don't try to milk the bull

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 23, 2025 06:38 PM (NtVYv)

257 I think Iran using nukes to power their domestic economy while exporting oil for foreign currency is the smart way to go.
I am not an economist, but, I did sleep at home last night.

Posted by: Accomack at June 23, 2025 06:38 PM (6cOjz)

258 211 Have been for thirty years, I hear. We were lucky.
Posted by: t-bird at June 23, 2025 06:29 PM (ojv3z)


was not luck. do you know how many Nukkelar scientists Israel killed ? how many faulty centrifuges Iran got? ever heard of Stuxnet ?
Posted by: runner at June 23, 2025 06:31 PM (g47mK)



I'm not sure if the endless "6 months away" hype was accurate, but yes - people seem to forget that Israel (with US help, no doubt) have covertly set that program back multiple times.

Posted by: MrExcitement at June 23, 2025 06:38 PM (hOOi9)

259 Did a third party broker this cease fire?
Posted by: davidt

Only if you consider the Israel and US air forces as 3rd parties. The Iranian regime did this for one reason: stopping the bombing was their only hope of staying power.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 23, 2025 06:38 PM (NXz8h)

260 Rape of Nanking. Unit 731. Bataan Death March. Going through an Australian hospital and murdering all the patients. The execution of German Christian missionaries. And finally the Japanese did issue a "Kill All" order to ensure no Allied POW survived.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2025 06:32 PM (r+I/B)
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And yet the Japanese were scrupulously honorable during the first Sino-Japanese War, even offering a full salute to the Chinese admiral who killed himself after losing the Battle of the Yalu Sea.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 23, 2025 06:38 PM (ZOv7s)

261 Commenter Its Go Time Donald is about to tell us that fire does not melt steel11!!1

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2025 06:38 PM (g47mK)

262 >>> 256 Don't try to milk the bull
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 23, 2025 06:38 PM (NtVYv)

But what if he *identifies* as a cow who has recently calved?!?!?!

Posted by: leftists at June 23, 2025 06:38 PM (ULPxl)

263
https://nitter.net/statedept_nea

(Near Eastern Affairs)

Posted by: m at June 23, 2025 06:38 PM (CQE5S)

264
If there is an uprising against the mullahs, this need to be played right. We need to help by not hindering, but hell, we don't want to be seen as helping really.

But don't do a Barky, and side with the mullahs.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 23, 2025 06:39 PM (w6EFb)

265 253 It’s only over until Iran rearms. The mullahs are still in charge. I’m a little confused as to what has been gained.
Posted by: Vengeance at June 23, 2025 06:37 PM (Fk3ck)

Time, and a more level field for the Iranians to have a revolution, if they choose to do so.

Posted by: tubal at June 23, 2025 06:39 PM (PCK5/)

266 Guess I was wrong.

The strike didn’t engulf the ME in WW3.

I’m glad to be wrong.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 23, 2025 06:34 PM



It ain't over yet. Now ... negotiations.

Posted by: toby928 at June 23, 2025 06:39 PM (jc0TO)

267 234 Guess I was wrong.

The strike didn’t engulf the ME in WW3.

I’m glad to be wrong.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 23, 2025 06:34 PM (eZwyX)

The history up until now has certainly been discouraging.
But this was the end of a 40+ year war, not the beginning of one.

I've been optimistic about this outcome for some time, and now I'm going to go one further - with Iran removed as chief troublemaker, and Iraq neutralized, and Syria turned into nothing, and Hezbollah tamed - the entire middle east is going to get more peaceful than we have seen in our lifetimes. Even Gaza - with Hamas losing all of their lifelines, that situation will be over quite soon now. Don't know how it will shake out, but Hamas won't be running it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2025 06:39 PM (uWKK8)

268 NO MORE KINGS!! DRUMPF IS GOING TO GET US IN ANOTHER FOREVER WAR!!! BADORANGEMAN!!

(wars over)
...
...
...
...AWAITING NEW PROGRAMMING...

Posted by: No More Kings NPC at June 23, 2025 06:39 PM (sAmhv)

269 It’s only over until Iran rearms. The mullahs are still in charge. I’m a little confused as to what has been gained.
Posted by: Vengeance at June 23, 2025 06:37 PM (Fk3ck)

Thats how all wars end. We invented SEC football to keep the South from trying again.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 23, 2025 06:39 PM (8avO+)

270 Maybe we can put Iran on the back burner now and start the work of repairing the MAGA coalition.
It will need it.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 23, 2025 06:39 PM (a42Vf)

271 There are a few reasons to give a pause.

BDA, resupply, and pick new targets if Iran decides to remain naughty.

Those are the top military ones. There are several others also in play but they are pretty nebulous.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2025 06:40 PM (r+I/B)

272 Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 23, 2025 06:37 PM (/CkK4)

At this point after several days of this, you just sound quite redundant. Perhaps considering giving it a rest.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 23, 2025 06:40 PM (2GCMq)

273 It’s only over until Iran rearms. The mullahs are still in charge. I’m a little confused as to what has been gained.
Posted by: Vengeance at June 23, 2025 06:37 PM (Fk3ck)
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Iran has no air defenses. We can piss on their heads at will.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 23, 2025 06:40 PM (ZOv7s)

274 “This our Berlin Wall Moment.”

That statement gave me chills. I so hope the Iranian people have the courage and will to truly make it so.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 23, 2025 06:40 PM (W2Pud)

275 They're building a pipeline to ship palestinians to iran? brilliant!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 23, 2025 06:40 PM (QSrLX)

276 Uh Oh. Now Iran is saying not so fast.
This will be really funny if Iran renegs on the agreement and Trump has to bomb them into oblivion

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 23, 2025 06:40 PM (t/2Uw)

277 On this ? Lets politely disagree.

The Japs put nurses to the knife, and marched the prisoners to death while McCarthur got the fuck out while the getting was good.

I would have dropped three nukes on them, if I had three at my disposal.
Posted by: Ed Hall


I'm sorry. I must have missed that.

Japs still wanted to kill us in '49? '53? ''67? '89 when Hirohito died? The premise was we let Hirohito live until he died.

I must have missed that the Japanese regime still wanted to kill us like the Iranian regime still would.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2025 06:40 PM (5WDkb)

278 Trump is the GOAT

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 23, 2025 06:40 PM (Splbu)

279 Lloyd.

Several decades of indoctrination will do that.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2025 06:41 PM (r+I/B)

280 I've been optimistic about this outcome for some time, and now I'm going to go one further - with Iran removed as chief troublemaker, and Iraq neutralized, and Syria turned into nothing, and Hezbollah tamed - the entire middle east is going to get more peaceful than we have seen in our lifetimes. Even Gaza - with Hamas losing all of their lifelines, that situation will be over quite soon now. Don't know how it will shake out, but Hamas won't be running it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2025 06:39 PM (uWKK

Trump's speech to Saudi Arabia was a vision - we don't care about your internal rules, just turn your focus to prosperity for your citizens and things will be fine was accepted by a lot of the nations there.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 23, 2025 06:41 PM (8avO+)

281 CNN Breaking News....

Biden said today that when he takes back the WH in 2028 that he will make his running mate the skinny blond that does the Jacuzzi Bath Commercials.

Posted by: Allota Fagina at June 23, 2025 06:41 PM (q/j2W)

282 The difference between Trump and politicals is that Trump knows when he has the advantage, usually a big advantage and he does not back down from that big advantage. He leverages it, like any winner would do in business.

Lord we have been lead by complete imbeciles for so long. What a breath of fresh air.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 23, 2025 06:41 PM (17s+e)

283
Okay, suuuuure. Who are you, again?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing


He reclaims his time!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 23, 2025 06:42 PM (xG4kz)

284 That's how all wars end. We invented SEC football to keep the South from trying again. Posted by: Oldcat

For the Win!

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 23, 2025 06:42 PM (NXz8h)

285 >>> 256 Don't try to milk the bull
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 23, 2025 06:38 PM (NtVYv)

But what if he *identifies* as a cow who has recently calved?!?!?!
Posted by: leftists at June 23, 2025 06:38 PM (ULPxl)


You're on your own

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 23, 2025 06:42 PM (NtVYv)

286 >>> 270 Maybe we can put Iran on the back burner now and start the work of repairing the MAGA coalition.
It will need it.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 23, 2025 06:39 PM (a42Vf)

I suspect No Fcking 'Boots on the Ground' would go a long way to helping, since all of us remember BS from previous iterations of feralgov.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 23, 2025 06:42 PM (ULPxl)

287 Pretty soon we'll start hearing how civilized, modern and educated all the Iranian refugees are and how we'll as a country be so much better off with a few million of them here.

Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at June 23, 2025 06:42 PM (ERYKL)

288 “ Time, and a more level field for the Iranians to have a revolution, if they choose to do so.
Posted by: tubal at June 23, 2025 06:39 PM (PCK5/)”

The Israelis were degrading the military the regime is using to stay in control. A cease fire stops that process and also stops the systemic takedown of key players in the IRGC. That means any effort to change the regime also stops.

To be clear, the main problem wasn’t the nukes. It’s a regime that sees destruction of the West and Israel as a theological pillar.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 23, 2025 06:42 PM (Fk3ck)

289 276 Uh Oh. Now Iran is saying not so fast.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 23, 2025 06:40 PM (t/2Uw)

Ball's in their court!

Posted by: m at June 23, 2025 06:42 PM (CQE5S)

290 Iran was not enriching uranium way above 5% (max) needed for civilian, was NOT running toward a nuke, was not producing and testing ballistic missiles y'all ! it was all a mirage !

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2025 06:42 PM (g47mK)

291 How the Japanese have essentially skated on war crimes is beyond me.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 23, 2025 06:36 PM


A war criminal put our men on the Moon.

It was a confusing time, much subsumed in, again, The Cold War.

Posted by: toby928 at June 23, 2025 06:42 PM (jc0TO)

292

OSZ
@OpenSourceZone
Breaking: Iranian sources confirm that ceasefire with Israel has been agreed Per Amwaj

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 23, 2025 06:42 PM (t/2Uw)

293 219 JonathanACBrown is a “professor of Islamic civilization” at Georgetown.



===

Muslim convert - converted at 20 while at university. He is peach.
Posted by: runner at June 23, 2025 06:32 PM (g47mK)
There's no such thing as muslim civilization.

Posted by: Eromero at June 23, 2025 06:43 PM (LHPAg)

294
@WhiteHouse
2h
"I’d like to thank the Highly Respected Emir of Qatar for all that he has done in seeking Peace for the Region. Regarding the attack today at the American Base in Qatar, I am pleased to report that, in addition to no Americans being killed or wounded, very importantly, there have also been no Qataris killed or wounded. Thank you for your attention to this matter!" –President Donald J. Trump

Posted by: m at June 23, 2025 06:43 PM (CQE5S)

295 I must have missed that the Japanese regime still wanted to kill us like the Iranian regime still would.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2025 06:40 PM (5WDkb)


That's fair rick. You and I can go work there now. Safe as can be. I get what you're saying.

I just remember what they did. They also seem to remember what they did. It helps that I'm six inches taller and fifty pounds heavier.

Posted by: Ed Hall at June 23, 2025 06:44 PM (J1vfd)

296 Peace breaking out. Democrats, europeons, the media, experts and neocons hardest hit.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 23, 2025 06:44 PM (17s+e)

297 Islam only had a civilization due to the Mongols and Persians corrupting them.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2025 06:44 PM (r+I/B)

298 I'm going out on a limb and say whoever it was agreed to the cease fire for Iran put their life on the line. I suspect the Ayatollah probably had no say in the negotiations.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 23, 2025 06:44 PM (tT6L1)

299 And yet the Japanese were scrupulously honorable during the first Sino-Japanese War, even offering a full salute to the Chinese admiral who killed himself after losing the Battle of the Yalu Sea.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 23, 2025 06:38 PM (ZOv7s)
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The Bushido cult had not yet taken root. That wasn't until the 20s-30s.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 23, 2025 06:44 PM (XZ5S6)

300 Pinned Tweet
The White House
@WhiteHouse
2h
"CONGRATULATIONS WORLD, IT’S TIME FOR PEACE!" –President Donald J. Trump

Posted by: m at June 23, 2025 06:44 PM (CQE5S)

301 240 It’s a cease fire not a surrender. That’s a big mistake.
Posted by: Vengeance at June 23, 2025 06:35 PM (Fk3ck)

I could almost read it the other way around.

This is the real "face saving" for the mullahs, if that's what they needed. No risible limp dick missile launch you DM'd ahead to warn about. No talk of surrender or victory, winning or losing, just a dull, boring "OK, it's over now. Everyone stop blowing shit up."

And if the mullahs stay in power but leave everyone else the fuck alone for a hot minute, then Mission Accomplished. Regime change really isn't our business if the regime at least pretends to not be murder hungry shitheads anymore.

Now we see where it goes from here. Like i said, cease fire holds? Great. Cease fire broken? Also great. That's strategerizing, right there.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 23, 2025 06:44 PM (BjH5D)

302 253 It’s only over until Iran rearms. The mullahs are still in charge. I’m a little confused as to what has been gained.
Posted by: Vengeance at June 23, 2025 06:37 PM (Fk3ck)


Indeed. The highly enriched uranium must still be there somewhere, the facilities can be rebuilt, new scientists trained or hired.

It's just buying more time, unless the regime is taken out.

I'm sure Trump and Israel are aware of all that. It will be interesting to see how this plays out. They also know there's a danger of some Globalist future POTUS undoing everything if they don't get a permanent solution now.

Posted by: MrExcitement at June 23, 2025 06:44 PM (hOOi9)

303 There were three fission bombs available for use before the end of WW2, not counting the Trinity test bomb. We had assembly lines ready to make more, which we did in the months after the end of the war. The third bomb was never used.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 23, 2025 06:45 PM (qgNn3)

304 Islam is a religion of peace and nukes are needed to implement Islam. So shut up.

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2025 06:45 PM (g47mK)

305 >>> 287 Pretty soon we'll start hearing how civilized, modern and educated all the Iranian refugees are and how we'll as a country be so much better off with a few million of them here.
Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at June 23, 2025 06:42 PM (ERYKL)

Well I wouldn't be shocked if the presstitutes or their Dem or GOPe buddies try that, but do you expect it from Trump? What odds are you giving?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 23, 2025 06:45 PM (ULPxl)

306 A new book for those Christians among you with more sophisticated tastes.

BDSM and Christianity
A look into the subculture of BDSM related to being a Christian
By
Frank Corso

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Who would Jesus tie up and whip?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Master of the Mundane at June 23, 2025 06:45 PM (L/fGl)

307 270 Maybe we can put Iran on the back burner now and start the work of repairing the MAGA coalition.
It will need it.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 23, 2025 06:39 PM (a42Vf)
===

That sounds like something someone would say if they were wrong.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 23, 2025 06:45 PM (17s+e)

308 Even Gaza - with Hamas losing all of their lifelines, that situation will be over quite soon now. Don't know how it will shake out, but Hamas won't be running it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2025 06:39 PM (uWKK

I think they have to parcel out the Gazans somewhere, or most of them. Not in a group. No more UN aid. Just placed in an area where they have to work for a living. Its hard to ulla akbar when you need to clean the shop.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 23, 2025 06:45 PM (8avO+)

309 Posted by: m at June 23, 2025 06:43 PM (CQE5S)

Trump must be on the Qatari payroll!

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 23, 2025 06:45 PM (eZwyX)

310 Oh yeah the Japas did want to kill.

Rape of Nanking. Unit 731. Bataan Death March. Going through an Australian hospital and murdering all the patients. The execution of German Christian missionaries. And finally the Japanese did issue a "Kill All" order to ensure no Allied POW survived.
Posted by: Anna Puma




HERE'S THE ORIGINAL POST AND COMMENT.

Allowing the Islamic goat fuckers to continue to rule Iran who have labelled us the Great Satan for the last 46 years somehow represents "America First" to you?
Posted by: Crusader

We let Hirohito "rule" Japan for the rest of his life didn't we?
Posted by: Oldcat


Did the fucking japs want to kill us until Hirohito died in 1989????

If the answer is no, then they don't fucking apply to leaving the Iranian regime in place.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2025 06:46 PM (5WDkb)

311 Who would Jesus tie up and whip?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Master of the Mundane at June 23, 2025 06:45 PM (L/fGl)

Moneychangers in the temple.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 23, 2025 06:46 PM (8avO+)

312 Even the wars now days are short. WWIII only lasted 12 days.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 23, 2025 06:46 PM (IifOV)

313 I’m wondering if the whole “rebuilding the temple” and “sacrificing the red heifer” stuff got Iran all irate to iradiate, and sped up their timeline to destroy Israel.

Posted by: H at June 23, 2025 06:46 PM (2gjbv)

314 290 Iran was not enriching uranium way above 5% (max) needed for civilian, was NOT running toward a nuke, was not producing and testing ballistic missiles y'all ! it was all a mirage !
Posted by: runner at June 23, 2025 06:42 PM (g47mK)
It was a djinn! Where is Salman Rushdie?

Posted by: Eromero at June 23, 2025 06:46 PM (LHPAg)

315 So here are the steps. Iran stops missile launches. Israel waits 12 hours and begins ceasefire.

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2025 06:46 PM (g47mK)

316 >> Iran has no air defenses. We can piss on their heads at will.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 23, 2025 06:40 PM (ZOv7s)

We had that ability all along. We’ve also been moving SF in and out of the country and their ports. That isn’t the problem.

I have the same concern. We’ve gone down this road and once we made that decision, you need to end this the right way. I’m a little less sanguine about this until I hear more details. Unless there is new leadership this just kicks the can down the road. Again.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 23, 2025 06:46 PM (fB/cf)

317 It would have been months before the third bomb was finished. As for follow on bombs, it would be 1946 and only then would the stockpile start to multiply.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2025 06:47 PM (r+I/B)

318 Where is Salman Rushdie?
Posted by: Eromero at June 23, 2025 06:46 PM (LHPAg)

Maimed and left almost blind by Ayatollah's henchmen.

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2025 06:47 PM (g47mK)

319 Grumpy Old Guy was not in the office today. Guess we'll have to wait until tomorrow to learn about how PDT fucked up again.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler at June 23, 2025 06:47 PM (0aYVJ)

320 Winston Wolf has entered the chat to remind us it hasn't been an hour yet. Still time for the hardliners to have a coup.

Posted by: toby928 at June 23, 2025 06:47 PM (jc0TO)

321 300 Pinned Tweet
The White House
@WhiteHouse
2h
"CONGRATULATIONS WORLD, IT’S TIME FOR PEACE!" –President Donald J. Trump
Posted by: m at June 23, 2025 06:44 PM (CQE5S)


Hmmm.

Trump isn't a sucker. I wonder what he's really up to?

Posted by: MrExcitement at June 23, 2025 06:47 PM (hOOi9)

322 290 Iran was not enriching uranium way above 5% (max) needed for civilian, was NOT running toward a nuke, was not producing and testing ballistic missiles y'all ! it was all a mirage !
Posted by: runner at June 23, 2025 06:42 PM (g47mK)

Were not Light Water Reactors offered and declined ?

Posted by: jsg at June 23, 2025 06:47 PM (iGK7y)

323 Joe Biden said today that without him screwing everything up during his Administration, that Trump would not have been this successful .

Posted by: Allota Fagina at June 23, 2025 06:47 PM (q/j2W)

324 Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Posted by: m at June 23, 2025 06:47 PM (CQE5S)

325 They need a ceasefire for the real fireworks to begin. People can't remove the regime while hiding in shelters.

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2025 06:48 PM (g47mK)

326 So if we see passenger jets leaving Iran in six hours...

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2025 06:48 PM (r+I/B)

327 Democrats claim Pooootin ordered Drumpf to stop the patriotic US blitz on Iran, to allow the Iranians to build nukes that can wipe out every city in the US next month, in 5, 4, 3...

Posted by: Gref at June 23, 2025 06:48 PM (aBgBM)

328 So have the Iranians said Uncle yet?

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at June 23, 2025 06:49 PM (t0Out)

329 >>> 326 So if we see passenger jets leaving Iran in six hours...
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2025 06:48 PM (r+I/B)

Would they head north or east?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 23, 2025 06:49 PM (ULPxl)

330 Speaking of domestic divisions about military action, how many other countries make so many movies where the bad guys are their own military.

Watching Apocalypse Now . Another highly rated movie I think is a crap fest.

Posted by: polynikes at June 23, 2025 06:49 PM (VofaG)

331 246 Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2025 06:32 PM (r+I/B)

Unit 731. By far the most barbaric and sick people in modern history.

How the Japanese have essentially skated on war crimes is beyond me.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One



Some were caught and tried. Others suicided themselves, hence avoiding trial. But yea, lots of them just slipped away and lived their lives.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 23, 2025 06:49 PM (sAmhv)

332 A war criminal put our men on the Moon.


Ah "War Criminal".
Another made up word by the left to justify their actions.
Notice how no communists have ever been labeled "war criminals".

Posted by: Zombies Mao, Uncle Ho and Pol Pot at June 23, 2025 06:49 PM (R/m4+)

333 "Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Posted by: m"



I was gonna steal that!

Posted by: eleven at June 23, 2025 06:49 PM (fV+MH)

334 On a related note, Jimmy Carter's funeral procession has finally pulled into the cemetery.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 23, 2025 06:49 PM (ioEI6)

335 On the bright side, there are some IDF pilots who are going to sleep for a week.

Amazing job.

Posted by: toby928 at June 23, 2025 06:49 PM (jc0TO)

336 And by the way. We were critical of Obama and the rest of the ship of fools for cutting deals with Iran. Rightly. So I’m interested to hear exactly what kind of deal we cut now.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 23, 2025 06:49 PM (fB/cf)

337 Were not Light Water Reactors offered and declined ?
Posted by: jsg at June 23, 2025 06:47 PM (iGK7y)


We gave it to them in 1967...

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2025 06:49 PM (g47mK)

338 A war criminal put our men on the Moon.

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If a war criminal can put a man on the Moon, why can't he cure the common cold?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Master of the Mundane at June 23, 2025 06:49 PM (L/fGl)

339
I'm eating Rocky Road. In a waffle cone. mmmm.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 23, 2025 06:49 PM (IifOV)

340 And the US took in all of Unit 731's records along with some of the monsters.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2025 06:50 PM (r+I/B)

341 Posted by: runner at June 23, 2025 06:42 PM (g47mK)


You are so full of shit

Posted by: MAC V SOG at June 23, 2025 06:50 PM (P4Pk9)

342 "CONGRATULATIONS WORLD, IT’S TIME FOR PEACE!" –President Donald J. Trump
Posted by: m at June 23, 2025 06:44 PM (CQE5S)


Hmmm.

Trump isn't a sucker. I wonder what he's really up to?

Posted by: MrExcitement at June 23, 2025 06:47 PM


Well last Friday the democrats were calling him a coward and *taco* Trump and wanting to impeach him because he was going to back off and let iran have nukes. We will see what this Friday brings.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 23, 2025 06:50 PM (e5NfL)

343 Ah "War Criminal".
Another made up word by the left to justify their actions.
Notice how no communists have ever been labeled "war criminals".
Posted by: Zombies Mao, Uncle Ho and Pol Pot at June 23, 2025 06:49 PM


Denying the existence of war criminals is a bold move, Cotton.

Posted by: toby928 at June 23, 2025 06:50 PM (jc0TO)

344 Hmmm.

Trump isn't a sucker. I wonder what he's really up to?
Posted by: MrExcitement at June 23, 2025 06:47 PM (hOOi9)

Probably just old fashioned car-salesman "assuming the close".

The more he yells "Peace peace peace we have peace everyone can be happy hooray", the worse the mullahs look if they lob any more shit at Tel Aviv.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 23, 2025 06:51 PM (BjH5D)

345 We let Hirohito "rule" Japan for the rest of his life didn't we?
Posted by: Oldcat


Did the fucking japs want to kill us until Hirohito died in 1989????

If the answer is no, then they don't fucking apply to leaving the Iranian regime in place.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2025 06:46 PM (5WDkb)

I don't doubt a lot of them did. We didn't care and put them to work rebuilding their country.

But the parallel is the same. Hirohito was the spiritual and legal head of Japan, and we left him in place because it benefited us. The Ayatollah, if he's alive or the current government could do the same thing.

Actually, I think we did the same thing to Italy's king.

Go have a lie down, you are going to stroke out here.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 23, 2025 06:51 PM (8avO+)

346 I think they have to parcel out the Gazans somewhere, or most of them.

You ever been over there ? NO ... nobody on this board has other than the guy that posts from inside Israel.

Their kids play "Cowboys and Indians" except the kids are in green and they're playing at killing the Jews.

And the Jews don't do much work in Israel ... they work these work-gangs of Gazans. And do this gutteral way they speak that basically turns into "more and faster".

They tell you ... when the horn sounds off inside a cab ? Why the fuck did you get into a cab ? Now bail ... you're going into Gaza. The Roach Motel. If you're white ? You're fucked.

DMZ it ... or quit fucking around.

Posted by: Ed Hall at June 23, 2025 06:51 PM (J1vfd)

347 Posted by: runner at June 23, 2025 06:42 PM (g47mK)


You are so full of shit
Posted by: MAC V SOG at June 23, 2025 06:50 PM (P4Pk9)


LOL, walk it off , internet hero.

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2025 06:51 PM (g47mK)

348 Some were caught and tried. Others suicided themselves, hence avoiding trial. But yea, lots of them just slipped away and lived their lives.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 23, 2025 06:49 PM (sAmhv)
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I've always wondered about some the old scientist guys in Gamera movies.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler at June 23, 2025 06:51 PM (0aYVJ)

349
Why wasn't I briefed about this surrender?

Posted by: AOC at June 23, 2025 06:51 PM (IifOV)

350 Apocalypse Now is cinematic Moby Dick.

Posted by: Accomack at June 23, 2025 06:51 PM (Y6Ecf)

351 Well last Friday the democrats were calling him a coward and *taco* Trump and wanting to impeach him because he was going to back off and let iran have nukes. We will see what this Friday brings.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 23, 2025 06:50 PM (e5NfL)
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Remember, though, Democrats are always going after President Trump for events which are in the rear view mirror.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 23, 2025 06:51 PM (tT6L1)

352 The Russians aren’t happy at all. Which is as they say, too bad. Just go over to ZH. They’re playing the neocon card so hard they’re about to have a stroke.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 23, 2025 06:52 PM (fB/cf)

353 Well last Friday the democrats were calling him a coward and *taco* Trump and wanting to impeach him because he was going to back off and let iran have nukes. We will see what this Friday brings.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 23, 2025 06:50 PM (e5NfL)

now they want to impeach him for not letting them have nukes.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 23, 2025 06:52 PM (8avO+)

354 Dogs and cats are getting married, Hell has frozen over -

Juan Williams said events of the past two weeks are a victory for Trump.

Posted by: Gref at June 23, 2025 06:52 PM (aBgBM)

355 I'll look for you when the war is over ...

An hour & 1/2 from now!!!

Posted by: Little Johny Jones, US Pilot . . . at June 23, 2025 06:52 PM (cfyxU)

356 >> Would they head north or east?

Speaking of direction, that reminds of some idiot lefty post on X I stumbled on in some thread. The idiot was all mixed up about direction, and using this to claim the B-2 reports were all lies.

He couldn't understand how they could take off from the mid-West (Whiteman), and yet head East or something like that. It was hilarious.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 23, 2025 06:53 PM (w6EFb)

357 Can't tell, from PDT's tweet, if the US was a broker. Maybe not! The ceasefire is between Israel and Iran.

Posted by: m at June 23, 2025 06:53 PM (CQE5S)

358 Remember, though, Democrats are always going after President Trump for events which are in the rear view mirror.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 23, 2025 06:51 PM (tT6L1)

I can’t wait to see them go after him for one of the most brilliant and cost free 3 day victories in US military history.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2025 06:53 PM (e2MJJ)

359 Btw, I am pretty sure I remember shaking von Braun's hand when I was a youngster and the "Space and Rocket Center" was just two Quonset huts on Redstone Arsenal.

Posted by: toby928 at June 23, 2025 06:53 PM (jc0TO)

360 >>> 352 The Russians aren’t happy at all. Which is as they say, too bad. Just go over to ZH. They’re playing the neocon card so hard they’re about to have a stroke.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 23, 2025 06:52 PM (fB/cf)

I've seen some "interesting" comments from them but overall the OMG Russians' response has seemed rather tepid to me.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 23, 2025 06:53 PM (ULPxl)

361 The Japanese have a tradition of defeated samurai being given the choice to fight for the side that defeated them. It’s just like shogi (their equivalent of Western chess): a captured piece can be put in play by the opponent who captured it. That’s why they could so easily become allies after the war, after they had been thoroughly defeated. Iran is not like that.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 23, 2025 06:53 PM (qgNn3)

362 Israel estimated it would be a two week endeavor. I guess they had it well planned out.

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2025 06:54 PM (g47mK)

363 Peace is going to confuse the hell out of the left

No justice , no .... shit

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 23, 2025 06:54 PM (pwtJC)

364 At this point, a cease fire can almost be done unilaterally. Iran has a greatly diminished ability to shoot back that was fading further every day.

It doesn't seem to be like Ukraine, where they just want to resupply to fight some more. No help seems to be coming for Iran.

Maybe the commenters here are saying they're giving the regime a chance to save their own lives by escaping - abandoning the country. So, regime change!

Posted by: MrExcitement at June 23, 2025 06:54 PM (hOOi9)

365 What? Who ordered the peace so early?

Posted by: Lindsay Graham at June 23, 2025 06:54 PM (IifOV)

366 >>> 363 Peace is going to confuse the hell out of the left

No justice , no .... shit
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 23, 2025 06:54 PM (pwtJC)

What fcking flags are we supposed to buy NOW?!

Posted by: leftists at June 23, 2025 06:54 PM (ULPxl)

367 Did that foreign minister who went to see Putin ever come back ?

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2025 06:54 PM (g47mK)

368 I voted for this.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at June 23, 2025 06:55 PM (t0Out)

369 ZH is a known Russian propaganda site. The main principal is a guy with deep FSB and Russian intel contacts. That’s open source information.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 23, 2025 06:55 PM (fB/cf)

370 Thank you for your attention to this matter!" –President Donald J. Trump
Posted by: m at June 23, 2025 06:43 PM (CQE5S)

He's still the boss. I love President Trump. The best leader in my lifetime. I wish my late father had lived to see him. He was a WWII Marine and said Truman saved him from invading Japan...and they were getting ready.

I am swilling white wine to celebrate!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 23, 2025 06:55 PM (6PCLE)

371 Juan Williams said events of the past two weeks are a victory for Trump.
Posted by: Gref at June 23, 2025 06:52 PM (aBgBM)

Hey! I know you. You're in my history class!

Posted by: Slater at June 23, 2025 06:55 PM (0aYVJ)

372 334 On a related note, Jimmy Carter's funeral procession has finally pulled into the cemetery.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone



How rude! With John McCains funeral still going on.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 23, 2025 06:55 PM (sAmhv)

373 Hawaiian judge orders that cease fire be immediately halted, and in surprise bonus injunction also rules that Finland is now on Iran's side and Israel picks up Cape Verde and Swaziland.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 23, 2025 06:55 PM (BjH5D)

374 So now the Trump praisers are questioning Trump now?

Holy shit people can turn on a dime.

Posted by: polynikes at June 23, 2025 06:55 PM (VofaG)

375 Nood! Iran deal or no deal.

Posted by: Piper at June 23, 2025 06:55 PM (QzINz)

376 I’m wondering if the whole “rebuilding the temple” and “sacrificing the red heifer” stuff got Iran all irate to iradiate, and sped up their timeline to destroy Israel.
Posted by: H

I'll let you know.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at June 23, 2025 06:56 PM (dR6yv)

377 I think they have to parcel out the Gazans somewhere, or most of them.

You ever been over there ? NO ... nobody on this board has other than the guy that posts from inside Israel.

Their kids play "Cowboys and Indians" except the kids are in green and they're playing at killing the Jews.

Posted by: Ed Hall at June 23, 2025 06:51 PM (J1vfd)

That's why you parcel them out a few dozen at a time in Siberia, or Norway, and make them hoe cabbages or something. Yes, and in the Mideast too.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 23, 2025 06:56 PM (8avO+)

378 >>> 369 ZH is a known Russian propaganda site. The main principal is a guy with deep FSB and Russian intel contacts. That’s open source information.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 23, 2025 06:55 PM (fB/cf)

OrangeManBad runs ZeroHedge?!

Posted by: leftists at June 23, 2025 06:56 PM (ULPxl)

379 I think Ace should start putting Thank you for your attention to this matter at the end of every post.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 23, 2025 06:56 PM (t/2Uw)

380 Well last Friday the democrats were calling him a coward and *taco* Trump and wanting to impeach him because he was going to back off and let iran have nukes. We will see what this Friday brings.

I'm beginning to suspect the Dems don't really mean anything they say. It's almost as if they're desperately trying to find some way back to power.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 23, 2025 06:56 PM (Riz8t)

381 371 Juan Williams said events of the past two weeks are a victory for Trump.
Posted by: Gref at June 23, 2025 06:52 PM (aBgBM)

Wow, that's high praise coming from ol Juan!

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at June 23, 2025 06:56 PM (t0Out)

382 375 Nood! Iran deal or no deal.
Posted by: Piper at June 23, 2025 06:55 PM (QzINz)

Thanks!

Posted by: m at June 23, 2025 06:56 PM (CQE5S)

383 I've seen some "interesting" comments from them but overall the OMG Russians' response has seemed rather tepid to me.

By and large ? Under sixty Russians, whom I've worked with, are pretty much the same as Under Sixty Americans like myself.

Once you get past the dick-knocking, old school Cold War "I won" bullshit like old Boomer Football Players ?

Its the same. They're more like us that any other ethnicity I've worked with. Hard working people.

Posted by: Ed Hall at June 23, 2025 06:56 PM (J1vfd)

384 > And the US took in all of Unit 731's records along with some of the monsters.

Who did we take in? I've heard many people say we took Shiro Ishii in, but as far as I can tell that's false. I do know the US helped Unit 731 cover up their crimes. The Soviets wanted to prosecute them, but we wanted to keep the data to ourselves, so we blocked their access to records and people.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 23, 2025 06:57 PM (lIio7)

385 ZH comments are a parody of 4chan comments.

Posted by: Accomack at June 23, 2025 06:57 PM (Y6Ecf)

386
Breaking: Federal Judge in Oregon has ordered an injunction of Trumps brokered Peace/Truce agreement between Israel and Iran. Bombing to continue.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 23, 2025 06:57 PM (IifOV)

387
Well, well, well,


well...

Posted by: Soothsayer Said It First, as usual at June 23, 2025 06:57 PM (eofpp)

388 Pick up a rifle and have at it.

I get that. Really do.

I'm not thrilled with the idea of "boots on the ground" either. Because we will fuck that up ... one way or another.
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I still haven't read any assertion that "boots on the ground ". Just continue to break anything of value until the regime surrenders to whoever wishes to rule Persia next.

Posted by: Crusader at June 23, 2025 06:57 PM (TN0g+)

389 Let's bring Hillary back one last time to assassinate the Ayatollah Khomeini.

Word from the street is that she has a perfect record.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 23, 2025 06:57 PM (ioEI6)

390 379 I think Ace should start putting Thank you for your attention to this matter at the end of every post.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 23, 2025 06:56 PM (t/2Uw)


LOL

Works for me!

Posted by: MrExcitement at June 23, 2025 06:58 PM (hOOi9)

391 381 371 Juan Williams said events of the past two weeks are a victory for Trump.
Posted by: Gref at June 23, 2025 06:52 PM (aBgBM)

Wow, that's high praise coming from ol Juan!
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at June 23, 2025 06:56 PM (t0Out)

Check for dents in his head. I suspect head trauma.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 23, 2025 06:58 PM (6PCLE)

392

You ever been over there ? NO ... nobody on this board has other than the guy that posts from inside Israel.

You familiar with the passport of everybody posting here, ? . Can you just make your points without insulting people?. I release you need to release stress, but consider trying jogging or something because you sound angry almost all the time.



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 23, 2025 06:58 PM (2GCMq)

393 350 Apocalypse Now is cinematic Moby Dick.
Posted by: Accomack



Marlon was about the size of a whale, so...

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 23, 2025 06:58 PM (sAmhv)

394 The FBI accuses James Burger of Texas of trying to organize an Islamic terror cell on Roblox.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2025 06:59 PM (r+I/B)

395 It’s a cease fire not a surrender. That’s a big mistake.

We surrender! Geez, quit being so pushy.

Posted by: France at June 23, 2025 06:59 PM (IxaHo)

396 way off topic...to Texas Morons
did y'all see where Paxton was acquitted of the original Colin County lawsuit drummed up by 'Texans For Lawsuit Reform' back in 2015? I missed it but I've kept up with it as best I could during the fiasco from the previous legislative session.

The cause that Colin County dropped the case was because the three Houston shyster/lawyer's original bill for an estimated $30k to try the cause ballooned to over $500k and Colin County refused to pay it and dropped it. Those three runts are the ones that tried to keep it alive and even tried to move it the Houston/Harris County.

Kent Schaffer, Brian Wice and Nicole DeBorde followed Karl Rove's plan following Paxton's 2014 win for AG.

Posted by: DanMan at June 23, 2025 06:59 PM (8uzBS)

397 Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 23, 2025 06:56 PM (t/2Uw)

That's great!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 23, 2025 06:59 PM (2GCMq)

398 At this point, a cease fire can almost be done unilaterally. Iran has a greatly diminished ability to shoot back that was fading further every day.

It doesn't seem to be like Ukraine, where they just want to resupply to fight some more. No help seems to be coming for Iran.

Maybe the commenters here are saying they're giving the regime a chance to save their own lives by escaping - abandoning the country. So, regime change!
Posted by: MrExcitement at June 23, 2025 06:54 PM (hOOi9)

Ukes have a similar situation, a war they can't win and the Russians will just grind them town by town as far as they want to go. Russia is less willing to flatten everything since they intend to use it themselves or in a client buffer state between them and 'free Ukraine' wherever that is.

We have puffed Ukraine up that the government thinks it can steal a few more billions but the result is clear.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 23, 2025 07:00 PM (8avO+)

399 Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2025 06:59 PM (r+I/B)

Seriously?

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 23, 2025 07:00 PM (eZwyX)

400 228 Video of Trump negotiating with Iran!

https://tinyurl.com/2wxtx9c3
Posted by: MrExcitement at June 23, 2025 06:33 PM (hOOi9)


As just like that, we have a peace deal!

Somehow - SOMEHOW - the naysayers STILL will not learn.

Maybe this is declaring victory early, but the question will be asked:

Is there ANYTHING Trump CANNOT DO!?!

Anybody want to STILL wet their pants about "forever wars", "WWIII", promises supposedly broken, or impeachment?

Posted by: MrExcitement at June 23, 2025 07:02 PM (hOOi9)

401 James Wesley Burger was recorded in Robolox saying he wanted to attack Christians at a concert. When police raided his house, there was a keylogger on Burger's laptop that verified his nefarious plans.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2025 07:02 PM (r+I/B)

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2025 07:02 PM (r+I/B)

403
According to Ed at Hot Air, Trump and Bibi made Iran an offer they couldn't refuse. Accept a ceasfire, or Israel starts hitting your economic infrastructure, power plants, oil, etc.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 23, 2025 07:03 PM (w6EFb)

404 You familiar with the passport of everybody posting here, ?

I can connect the dots. You've never left New Jersey.

But you talk, like most here, as if you have.

Posted by: Ed Hall at June 23, 2025 07:04 PM (J1vfd)

405 You ever been over there ? NO ... nobody on this board has other than the guy that posts from inside Israel.

You familiar with the passport of everybody posting here, ? . Can you just make your points without insulting people?. I release you need to release stress, but consider trying jogging or something because you sound angry almost all the time.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 23, 2025 06:58 PM (2GCMq)

As it happens I did visit Israel on the coast near Jaffa, fairly close to Gaza. The missiles were hitting north Israel from Lebanon at that time. Was doing work on mobile listening devices for field work for the IDF

The cute gals with submachine guns at the mall entrances were a bit of a jar.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 23, 2025 07:04 PM (8avO+)

406 And I have actually been to Israel. On 10/7 - I shit you not. And also a month earlier. I was telling to dumb-fuck with me, a month earlier, to not take his eyes off the work crews. Because they wanted to kill the Jews in charge. I know hate when I see it.

You have not been anywhere close to danger like that.

Posted by: Ed Hall at June 23, 2025 07:07 PM (J1vfd)

407 Ukes have a similar situation, a war they can't win and the Russians will just grind them town by town as far as they want to go. Russia is less willing to flatten everything since they intend to use it themselves or in a client buffer state between them and 'free Ukraine' wherever that is.

We have puffed Ukraine up that the government thinks it can steal a few more billions but the result is clear.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 23, 2025 07:00 PM (8avO+)


I don't disagree with your assessment, but it's not really the same situation in the sense I mean. Ukraine can certainly keep shooting at the Russians, even if their cause is misguided and hopeless.

But Iran can only really attack Israel with land-based missiles, and their ability to do that is getting very limited. Israel, in contrast, can launch air attacks with impunity, and their military supplies of weapons, etc, seem to be fairly safe.

Posted by: MrExcitement at June 23, 2025 07:08 PM (hOOi9)

408 Once you get past the dick-knocking, old school Cold War "I won" bullshit like old Boomer Football Players ?

Its the same. They're more like us that any other ethnicity I've worked with. Hard working people.
Posted by: Ed Hall at June 23, 2025 06:56 PM (J1vfd)

Well duh. Everyone in the Cold War knew the people on the other side were just people too. The Romans that chopped up the Gauls had been trading wine to the people for 100 years.

It's more recently that fanaticism and shouting took the place of calm discussions 10000 miles from the front line.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 23, 2025 07:09 PM (8avO+)

409
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Posted by: m


That's my polite way of saying that I expect you to take care of the problem of which I have just made you aware and I will be checking in to see that you correct it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 23, 2025 07:10 PM (xG4kz)

410 I don't disagree with your assessment, but it's not really the same situation in the sense I mean. Ukraine can certainly keep shooting at the Russians, even if their cause is misguided and hopeless.

But Iran can only really attack Israel with land-based missiles, and their ability to do that is getting very limited. Israel, in contrast, can launch air attacks with impunity, and their military supplies of weapons, etc, seem to be fairly safe.
Posted by: MrExcitement at June 23, 2025 07:08 PM (hOOi9)

Shooting back doesn't give you a victory. If Iran armed their people with crossbows and shot in the air it similarly would not change the situation. Iran can resist inland forever, and Israel and the US can not make them stop. But there will be more destruction and death only on their side until it ends.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 23, 2025 07:12 PM (8avO+)

411 And I have actually been to Israel. On 10/7 - I shit you not. And also a month earlier. I was telling to dumb-fuck with me, a month earlier, to not take his eyes off the work crews. Because they wanted to kill the Jews in charge. I know hate when I see it.

You have not been anywhere close to danger like that.
Posted by: Ed Hall at June 23, 2025 07:07 PM (J1vfd)

never claimed I was hero. What does hate look like? Is it red, and spiky?

Posted by: Oldcat at June 23, 2025 07:13 PM (8avO+)

412 ever heard of Stuxnet ?

Even if the bunker busters didn't get far enough to hit the chambers, the shock wave would have disabled the centrifuges.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 23, 2025 07:13 PM (ZmEVT)

413 403
According to Ed at Hot Air, Trump and Bibi made Iran an offer they couldn't refuse. Accept a ceasfire, or Israel starts hitting your economic infrastructure, power plants, oil, etc.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 23, 2025 07:03 PM (w6EFb)


How does that help Bibi, if Iran can just start rebuilding its nuclear weapons program, starting with the highly enriched uranium they already have (which is the important part)?

Posted by: MrExcitement at June 23, 2025 07:13 PM (hOOi9)

414 Well duh. Everyone in the Cold War knew the people on the other side were just people too. The Romans that chopped up the Gauls had been trading wine to the people for 100 years.

Sure. But the trip before the Gazans decided to pour over the border and rape or kill every white in sight ?

The Russian Contractors were the easiest to get along with. Also the most trust-worthy.

Posted by: Ed Hall at June 23, 2025 07:15 PM (J1vfd)

415 never claimed I was hero. What does hate look like? Is it red, and spiky?

Posted by: Oldcat at June 23, 2025 07:13 PM (8avO+)


You're being a dick about it ... but I'll tell you. When a Jew is bitching non-stop about the crew of Muslims that isn't doing anything fast enough or good enough ?

You keep your eyes on the crew. Because they've got all the tools, and the will to kill that fucker and anybody else in the way.

That's how it works in Israel.

Posted by: Ed Hall at June 23, 2025 07:17 PM (J1vfd)

416 Iran just got their asses handed to them.

The uranium is not an issue anymore.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 23, 2025 07:18 PM (ZmEVT)

417 Dead thread.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 23, 2025 07:19 PM (ZmEVT)

418 Shooting back doesn't give you a victory. If Iran armed their people with crossbows and shot in the air it similarly would not change the situation. Iran can resist inland forever, and Israel and the US can not make them stop. But there will be more destruction and death only on their side until it ends.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 23, 2025 07:12 PM (8avO+)


If they armed the people, the people would probably turn on the regime. Israel and the US have not, can not, and will not invade, or take over the country.

It only ends once the tyrannical genocidal government is out of power.

Posted by: MrExcitement at June 23, 2025 07:20 PM (hOOi9)

419 Trump's plan worked. That's my bite of crow.

On this post and comments: Mullahs might get tossed out. Or not. Either way, not my concern. So that's a win.

Israel isn't pushing for America to do their job for them anymore. Also a win.

Didn't get involved in a quagmire. Definite win.

Peace is good too. So a win there.

I'd have preferred another way, but this works.

Posted by: Eric2 at June 23, 2025 07:23 PM (q7Vou)

420 How about the "625-Day War" (days since October 7, 2023)?

Posted by: ShainS -- Busy Organizing 'Make Trump King' Protests at June 23, 2025 07:27 PM (Br9ks)

421 359 Btw, I am pretty sure I remember shaking von Braun's hand when I was a youngster and the "Space and Rocket Center" was just two Quonset huts on Redstone Arsenal.
Posted by: toby928 at June 23, 2025 06:53 PM (jc0TO)
Disney used to have the coolest space exploration programs, best Davy Crockett stories, most entertaining cartoons (Song Of The South), Texas John Slaughter, Johnny Tremain, The Swamp Fox, Hans Brinker, etc. This was way before it became all porno all the time.

Posted by: Eromero at June 23, 2025 07:28 PM (LHPAg)

422 How about the "625-Day War" (days since October 7, 2023)?
Posted by: ShainS -- Busy Organizing 'Make Trump King' Protests at June 23, 2025 07:27 PM (Br9ks)

according to antisemites, the one that Israel started ?

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2025 07:33 PM (g47mK)

423 It was very wise of us to find a way to stop short of destroying economic targets; this way we do not make an enemy of the people themselves, and it will be much easier for a successor government to put things back together.
The Mullah’s may talk a big game , but everyone in Iran knows they just got the shit kicked out of them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2025 08:04 PM (e2MJJ)

424 > Apologies for the light posting today. I stupidly took an allergy pill at 11 pm, and it kept me up until five a.m. I'm just barely keeping myself awake.

Me too. Except it was coke. But yeah...

Posted by: Pablo Escobar at June 23, 2025 11:08 PM (pkR7Z)

425 > 43 How would you like a butt ache?

I'm listening

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at June 23, 2025 11:09 PM (pkR7Z)

426 > 34 "Earache my EYE!
YOU'RE going to School!"
- Sister Mary Elephant

...For wearing high heeled sneakers, and acting like a queeeeeeeen.
I'M SO FILTHY RICH!!!

Posted by: Cheech chong at June 23, 2025 11:13 PM (pkR7Z)

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