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NEW: Jasmine Crockett calls Trump supporters *MENTALLY ILL* -- then immediately calls for bipartisanship:

"This idea that we don't care how many people get hurt, we don't care how we prostitute our service members -- you know, thinking that you have your own special little army that's for you ... it is sick. It is really sick. And anybody that supports it is also sick."

"We've got a mental health crisis in this country because everyone -- no matter how you affiliate yourself -- should be against Trump. Period. This is not partisan for me. Like, I would give anything to have -- sad to say -- George Bush. Like, give me any regular Republican nowadays, and I would be happy."

"I don't know how far he has to go before we can come together and just say, 'Enough is enough.' Like, this should not be partisanship."

Video here. It's a Black Woman Speaking Now (TM), so I want all you jamokes to keep your racist mouths SHUT and your ears WIDE OPEN to hear HER TRUTH (TM).

Democrats always say that they totally like and respect retired or dead Republicans. The current ones, not so much.

By the way, if you don't know about Black Woman Speaking Now (TM), there's a really racist trend of black women insisting they have a special right to be heard above all others based on their race and sex. Michelle Obama claimed, WITHOUT EVIDENCE, that black women just weren't complaining enough.

I think this has its basis in the "Progressive Stack" on college campuses, with "marginalized" voices promoted and dominating. Old gnarled-lesbian AWFLs are in the streets singing, "Trust Black Women, Black Women Lead the Way."

This is pretty fucked-up Race Cult of a movement if you think about it for two seconds.

OSZ
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2028 Democratic Presidential Primary Poll

Kamala Harris 26%
Gavin Newsom 21%
AOC 14%
Pete Buttigieg 11%
Tim Walz 10%
Josh Shapiro 3%

Co/efficient poll | June 12-16

Joe Concha
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A starting five not seen since the '98 Bulls...


Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_

EXCLUSIVE: We were with ICE & HSI Los Angeles as they arrested a Salvadoran alien w/ an active deportation order who has convictions for murder & attempted murder in LA County, but ICE may not be able to deport him due to a protection he got in the final days of the Biden admin.

ICE says ALEXANDER ALFREDO PALACIOS GUEVARA is a Surenos gang member who has had an active deportation order since February 2024. He is a convicted murderer, and also has two prior convictions for attempted murder, all in Los Angeles County.

During his ICE arrest, he repeatedly told me, on camera, that he shouldn't be deported because he has "CAT".

It turns out, his claim was true. ICE wasn't aware during his arrest, but in the last days of the Biden admin, in December 2024, Guevara had been granted what's known as "DCAT", or Deferred Removal under the Convention Against Torture, meaning he can't be deported to his home country because he fears he will be tortured there.

The decision was made by the Board of Immigration Appeals (BIA), under the Biden Department of Justice, on 12/18/2024.

ICE will keep Guevara in custody & seek to deport him to a third party country, but they are waiting for SCOTUS to rule on their ability to do so, after a federal judge in Boston blocked third party removals earlier this year.

ICE, under the Trump admin, is outraged that a decision under the Biden admin is currently stopping them from deporting a convicted murderer & alleged gang member who has a final deportation order & received his due process.

ICE statement to FOX:

"This criminal alien should never have been roaming the streets of Los Angeles. Not only is he a member of the ruthless Surenos gang, but he also has multiple convictions for murder, assault and rape or sexual abuse of a minor. A highly unusual Biden-era legal decision from December allowed this dangerous criminal to live in American communities. Thanks to the leadership of President Trump and Secretary Noem, we are removing public safety threats as it always should have been."

Guevara told me to call his immigration attorney in LA. I did, multiple times, and also emailed her, asking about his case, his criminal history, and who he fears will torture him if he is deported?

I never got a response.

JD Vance opened an account on the leftwing terrorist website BlueSky -- more like BlueScum amirite -- to share with them Justice Thomas's caution about trust the "experts" who have failed so spectacularly and so frequently over the past 20 years.

They immediately banned him:

BlueScum reversed that ban, and then JD Vance became the proud owner of the most blocked account on BlueScum:

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Punch an antifa! It's not just morally permissible, it's morally obligatory.

A comment says that that is the bodyguard "Fred" of someone named Charlie Veitch in the UK, who does on-the-street interviews. Veitch was a big 9/11 Truther. So this might be a case of blue on blue violence.

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Posted by: Gref at June 19, 2025 06:15 PM (aBgBM)

2 "Like, give me any regular Republican nowadays, and I would be happy."
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Nice lie.

Posted by: ... at June 19, 2025 06:16 PM (E0p3T)

3 Read the content.

Posted by: scampydog at June 19, 2025 06:16 PM (H2kYo)

4 When a Democrat talks about bipartisanship it means they're not in charge.

Posted by: Gref at June 19, 2025 06:16 PM (aBgBM)

5 Why am I supposed to celebrate a holiday which was a local holiday in Texas dealing with the news of Emancipation finally reached Texas?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2025 06:17 PM (2GCMq)

6 Yer Damned Right! I stand with Michelle O. I always said my Mammy commanded respect.

-Zombie Al Jolson

Posted by: Captain Fantasic at June 19, 2025 06:18 PM (gAN4h)

7 This is pretty fucked-up movement if you think about it for two seconds.
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Do I have to???

Posted by: ... at June 19, 2025 06:18 PM (E0p3T)

8 A very special holiday. I would like everyone to join me today in celebrating Garfield the cartoon cat's birthday.

Posted by: ... at June 19, 2025 06:19 PM (E0p3T)

9 I always enjoy watching a masked Antifa get hurt.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 19, 2025 06:19 PM (kTd/k)

10 Is it Toyotathon again already?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 19, 2025 06:19 PM (0e/QT)

11 Happy Toyotathon!

Posted by: zombie at June 19, 2025 06:20 PM (pMi6S)

12 Poor fella in that last video.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 19, 2025 06:20 PM (jbWCL)

13 Willowed:

Am I the only one who thinks Rods from God is a bunch of bullshit? They drop a 20 foot rod and it hits with the force of a nuke. [Tilts head in very skeptical pose]. Well, how big a nuke?
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade


The bomb would naturally contain large kinetic energy because it moves at orbital velocities, around 8 kilometres per second (26,000 ft/s; Mach 24) in orbit and 3 kilometres per second (9,800 ft/s; Mach 8. at impact. As the rod reenters Earth's atmosphere, it would lose most of its velocity, but the remaining energy would cause considerable damage. Some systems are quoted as having the yield of a small tactical nuclear bomb.

https://tinyurl.com/mrynx4uv

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2025 06:20 PM (WZaJc)

14 You realize that, in a decade, we'll hear how Democrats wish they had decent Republicans like Trump.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 19, 2025 06:20 PM (od0dV)

15 Jesse Kelly is fast becoming a national treasure.

Posted by: Orson at June 19, 2025 06:20 PM (dIske)

16 ICE says ALEXANDER ALFREDO PALACIOS GUEVARA is a Surenos gang member who has had an active deportation order since February 2024. He is a convicted murderer, and also has two prior convictions for attempted murder, all in Los Angeles County.

During his ICE arrest, he repeatedly told me, on camera, that he shouldn't be deported because he has "CAT".

It turns out, his claim was true.


Oh, we can't deport? Fine, shoot the fcker.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 19, 2025 06:21 PM (ULPxl)

17 I thought Rod from God was a male stripper.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 19, 2025 06:21 PM (kTd/k)

18 Object lesson in why nukes are so dangerous?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 19, 2025 06:22 PM (0e/QT)

19 Toyotathon is my favorite holiday!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 19, 2025 06:22 PM (6PCLE)

20 It's a Black Woman Speaking Now (TM), so I want all you jamokes to keep your racist mouths SHUT and your ears WIDE OPEN to hear HER TRUTH (TM).


Who's bitch this is?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2025 06:22 PM (WZaJc)

21 Oh, we can't deport? Fine, shoot the fcker.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 19, 2025 06:21 PM (ULPxl)

You've got my vote

Posted by: It's me donna at June 19, 2025 06:22 PM (VE6XX)

22 Will someone please tell the superior Black Wimenz that reparations will be delayed due to all the riparations the ladies took part in while overseeing various government departments and jurisdictions.
Thank you
Signed everybody

Posted by: Captain Fantasic at June 19, 2025 06:22 PM (gAN4h)

23 1h

A White House official has told Fox News that the U.S. Air Force has no doubt about the efficacy of “bunker busters” in eliminating the Fordow Fuel Enrichment Plant.

... also denying that any options ... have been taken “off the table” for use against nuclear sites in Iran.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 19, 2025 06:23 PM (M78y+)

24 >>> 13 Willowed:

Am I the only one who thinks Rods from God is a bunch of bullshit? They drop a 20 foot rod and it hits with the force of a nuke. [Tilts head in very skeptical pose]. Well, how big a nuke?
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade


The bomb would naturally contain large kinetic energy because it moves at orbital velocities, around 8 kilometres per second (26,000 ft/s; Mach 24) in orbit and 3 kilometres per second (9,800 ft/s; Mach 8. at impact. As the rod reenters Earth's atmosphere, it would lose most of its velocity, but the remaining energy would cause considerable damage. Some systems are quoted as having the yield of a small tactical nuclear bomb.

https://tinyurl.com/mrynx4uv
Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2025 06:20 PM (WZaJc)

K = 1/2 mv^2

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 19, 2025 06:23 PM (ULPxl)

25 With all the insane violent crap that goes on at bluesky how do they get any ad money? All these companies run away from places, run away from twitter, anyone right place based on the most flimsy stuff.

But bluesky is constant insane murder freaks who probably all are assembling human skin suits at home. Why don't any big conservative outfit start hitting their advertisers asking them, hey do you support this? The left created whole giant funded organizations that did exactly that to non-leftist places and that was apparently just fine.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 19, 2025 06:23 PM (cduTK)

26 When I read the trans kids stuff I type and delete a lot.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 19, 2025 06:24 PM (eB71+)

27 Boots from God

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2025 06:24 PM (63Dwl)

28 I gt sme spam emails this morning announcing that June 19 is now "Sickle Cell Anemia Day"(presumably because Sickle Cell Anemia is more prevalent in African-Americans).

But instead of saying "This is a vry serious issue" or"How sad" or whatever, the email was all about "CELEBRATE Sickle Cell Anemia Day!" and "Fun events on Sickle Cell Anemia Day" etc.

Celebrate?

Probably just another corporate scheme to sell party balloons and Hennessey-flavored White Claw.

Posted by: zombie at June 19, 2025 06:24 PM (pMi6S)

29 LOL it's not the punch, it's the kick that lands right in the Happy Sack!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2025 06:24 PM (uWKK8)

30
Why am I supposed to celebrate a holiday which was a local holiday in Texas dealing with the news of Emancipation finally reached Texas?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2025 06:17 PM (2GCMq)

__________

Because you must be reminded daily of the blood on your hands from inheriting wealth and privilege sweated out of slaves.

Judgement has been passed. You are among the goats. It is too late to save yourself. You have been consigned to eternal fire. You will be scourged day after day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2025 06:24 PM (QnmlO)

31 It turns out, his claim was true. ICE wasn't aware during his arrest, but in the last days of the Biden admin, in December 2024, Guevara had been granted what's known as "DCAT", or Deferred Removal under the Convention Against Torture, meaning he can't be deported to his home country because he fears he will be tortured there.

Isn't this a matter of an Executive Order finding that the conditions in El Salvador have changed and they are no longer suspect under the CAT? Then hold another Article II hearing and lift the deferrals and Bob's your uncle.

Do I have to do all the strategery around here?

Posted by: toby928 at June 19, 2025 06:24 PM (OXYBr)

32 5 Why am I supposed to celebrate a holiday which was a local holiday in Texas dealing with the news of Emancipation finally reached Texas?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2025 06:17 PM (2GCMq)


I read a blurb about it on a "news" site who said it is referred to as "The second Independence day." I don't think so

Posted by: It's me donna at June 19, 2025 06:24 PM (VE6XX)

33 Blow It With Kamala 2028!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not at June 19, 2025 06:24 PM (L/fGl)

34 White Fang>>> White Claw

Posted by: tubal at June 19, 2025 06:25 PM (PCK5/)

35 16 ICE says ALEXANDER ALFREDO PALACIOS GUEVARA is a Surenos gang member who has had an active deportation order since February 2024. He is a convicted murderer, and also has two prior convictions for attempted murder, all in Los Angeles County.

During his ICE arrest, he repeatedly told me, on camera, that he shouldn't be deported because he has "CAT".

It turns out, his claim was true.

Oh, we can't deport? Fine, shoot the fcker.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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Article should have been written in past tense.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 19, 2025 06:25 PM (M78y+)

36 Generally not a good idea to just walk up on some dude that looks like a bodyguard.

Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2025 06:25 PM (fV+MH)

37 Juneteenth is the Kwanzaa of Cinco de Quatros.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 19, 2025 06:25 PM (SRRAx)

38 Isn't this a matter of an Executive Order finding that the conditions in El Salvador have changed and they are no longer suspect under the CAT? Then hold another Article II hearing and lift the deferrals and Bob's your uncle.

Do I have to do all the strategery around here?
Posted by: toby928 at June 19, 2025 06:24 PM (OXYBr)

I read the AG can over rule this.. We shall see...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 19, 2025 06:25 PM (VE6XX)

39 Dang, glass jaw much, Beta Boy ?

Posted by: jsg at June 19, 2025 06:26 PM (iGK7y)

40 That top five Dems is an absolute horror show for the Dem party. Harris is done , Newsom an incompetent white guy, AOC is a nitwit but popular and both Buttgiggle and Walz are jokes. AOC being a Latina and young has the best chance of that bunch

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 19, 2025 06:26 PM (U/Wlk)

41 The "Black Woman Speaking Now" trend is funny. There are a couple recent things relating to this I have seen.

1. A video of a woman who just got a $310 facial (!!) and was buying a lot of retail product at some frou frou facial monger explaining to the sales clerk that she has to come up with a way to make it cost $180 because that was all the money she had. The struggle is real.

2. Posters in the London Underground showing black women and the tag line "we built this city." Huh?

The Left has convinced the stupidest among them that there is some alternate history that has been suppressed, and that blacks really did build everything and whitey stole it. It is hard to believe, but like the people on the Gaza thread -- the Left is so deep into the bubble they are irredeemable. I fear what would be required to educate these people.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at June 19, 2025 06:26 PM (NsZyV)

42 I’m tired of being screamed at by insane people.

Posted by: Eromero at June 19, 2025 06:26 PM (jgmnb)

43 'sosted by: It's me donna at June 19, 2025 06:24 PM (VE6XX)

Well, if someone were really going to go with that terminology wouldn't the day that the Emancipation Proclamation wasactually signed (Januaury 1st) be more fitting?

Bu yes, of course it's an attempt to downgrade Independence day

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2025 06:27 PM (2GCMq)

44
Oh, we can't deport? Fine, shoot the fcker.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 19, 2025 06:21 PM (ULPxl)




Oh my goodness! He escaped custody in the middle of the night, stowed away on a USAF plane and went back to El Salvador! Bad ICE! Bad zoomies!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 19, 2025 06:27 PM (y9nCu)

45 22 Will someone please tell the superior Black Wimenz that reparations will be delayed due to all the riparations the ladies took part in while overseeing various government departments and jurisdictions.
Thank you
Signed everybody
Posted by: Captain Fantasic at June 19, 2025 06:22 PM (gAN4h)
_______________________________

I'm still working out the logistics on the 3,000 black slave holders who owned over 15,000 black slaves in the US.

As soon as I wrap that up I'll be working on the reparations owed to a good chunk of the world by the Italians. I'm keeping the Swedes on the back burner and might even take a stab at the present day slavery taking place in The Sudan.

Then there is this middle manager I had from my first employment who used to make me clean the coffee pots in the break room. It wasn't in my job description, so I'm considering a reparations matter.

Posted by: Orson at June 19, 2025 06:28 PM (dIske)

46 OT:

Hilarious article in the Moscow Times:

Fatima Suleymanova: 'Europeans Have Far More in Common With Chechens Than With Russians'

Yeah, right.

It turns out that there are two main independence groups in the Chechen diaspora - the main one wants a secular independent Chechnya; and the other group, led by this woman's father, wants an independent Chechnya ruled by sharia law.

How very European.

Oh wait - she's referring to the future Islamic Europe, not the current Europe.

Never mind.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 19, 2025 06:28 PM (xTIDn)

47 Is it Toyotathon again already?
Posted by: Boss Moss

I haven't even decked the halls with cherry blossoms yet.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not at June 19, 2025 06:28 PM (L/fGl)

48 Black Woman Speaking Now (TM) = Fundamentally Non-serious choice.

Posted by: Crusader at June 19, 2025 06:28 PM (TN0g+)

49 The Emancipation Proclamation was an act of war. It only freed the slaves in the Rebel states... not the north.

Posted by: MkY at June 19, 2025 06:28 PM (cPGH3)

50 Damn them! (airing grievance)...

They left out FESTIVUS, you know... for the rest of us!

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 19, 2025 06:28 PM (mP0Kj)

51 40 That top five Dems is an absolute horror show for the Dem party. Harris is done , Newsom an incompetent white guy, AOC is a nitwit but popular and both Buttgiggle and Walz are jokes. AOC being a Latina and young has the best chance of that bunch
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 19, 2025 06:26 PM (U/Wlk)

A young stupid brown woman WILL have a constituency… the same bunch, minus a significant number that lost to Trump last year…

Posted by: tubal at June 19, 2025 06:28 PM (PCK5/)

52 When black women are bitchsplaining, white men should be self-flagellating. But quietly. With our balls in a vice.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 19, 2025 06:29 PM (od0dV)

53 29 LOL it's not the punch, it's the kick that lands right in the Happy Sack!
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2025 06:24 PM (uWKK

My Grandsons both do Muay Thai martial arts... I've seen them in competition .Wouldn't want to go after them if I were the bad "guy. "

Posted by: It's me donna at June 19, 2025 06:29 PM (VE6XX)

54 4h
Iran’s Supreme National Security Council issued a statement on Thursday, announcing that the “confrontation with the enemy [Israel] will continue, until the compensation is paid,”

adding without mentioning any specific country that, “In the event of a third party’s intervention in this aggression, they will be confronted immediately according to a specific plan.”
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Hello, Iran, #2 weeks.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 19, 2025 06:29 PM (M78y+)

55 Bluesky is a very barebones operation, so they don't need much money to operate. (it's also why they've already hit their growth limit) A quick check shows the company only has 25 full time employees, and about 100 contract workers. Contrast to X which was 2800 employees, and had 7500 before Elon got control of it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2025 06:29 PM (uWKK8)

56
I’m tired of being screamed at by insane people.
Posted by: Eromero at June 19, 2025 06:26 PM (jgmnb)

___________

OH YEAH? GET USED TO IT, PAL! THIS IS YOUR LIFE NOW! YOU'RE GOING TO HEAR MY TRUTH!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2025 06:29 PM (QnmlO)

57 Bu yes, of course it's an attempt to downgrade Independence day
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2025 06:27 PM (2GCMq)

Yes....

Posted by: It's me donna at June 19, 2025 06:30 PM (VE6XX)

58 NEW: Jasmine Crockett calls Trump supporters *MENTALLY ILL* -- then immediately calls for bipartisanship:


But she started and finished by pointing out all Trump voters are racist, you can tell because they all white honkey crackers and all white honkey crackers are racists and vote for Trump.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 19, 2025 06:30 PM (/lPRQ)

59 Yeah that looked like a cheap shot.

Posted by: Fenrisulven at June 19, 2025 06:30 PM (ciYHQ)

60 When I read the trans kids stuff I type and delete a lot.
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Pretty much anything Indian Liz says or writes elicits that reaction from me. In a better world, she would be a lunch lady at the local elementary school.

Posted by: Crusader at June 19, 2025 06:30 PM (TN0g+)

61
Who's the cracker at the top of the page?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 19, 2025 06:30 PM (y9nCu)

62 summer. Somone in a hoodie and a mask, hands in pockets, walks up to me. Yeah, he'd get the "This is SPARTA!" treatment.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at June 19, 2025 06:30 PM (D1vbu)

63 Ixnay on the immigrant.
If anyone needs flayed slowly by the victims parent, it's this mook.

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at June 19, 2025 06:31 PM (hU7GI)

64
Bluesky is a very barebones operation

_______

I first read that as "barbarous organization".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2025 06:31 PM (QnmlO)

65 There is no such thing as a transgender, kid or adult.

DNA told me so.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 19, 2025 06:32 PM (rvwwT)

66 It turns out, his claim was true.

Oh, we can't deport? Fine, shoot the fcker.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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Article should have been written in past tense.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 19, 2025 06:25 PM (M78y+)

With his record, why is he even out of Jail? Way more than three strikes there.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 19, 2025 06:32 PM (mP0Kj)

67 A hockey site I read called for people to move from X to Blooski. I was not impressed

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 19, 2025 06:32 PM (kTd/k)

68 5 Why am I supposed to celebrate a holiday which was a local holiday in Texas dealing with the news of Emancipation finally reached Texas?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2025 06:17 PM (2GCMq)


The Democrats in 2021 decided a new national holiday named St. George Floyd Day, or Black Lives Matter Day, would backfire with Hispanics. Juneteenth looked to them as a no-intersectional-fighting way of throwing a bone to their must-have black voters, without explicitly mentioning St. George.

The funny part is, four years later they're losing Hispanics big-time anyway!

Posted by: Gref at June 19, 2025 06:32 PM (aBgBM)

69 @JenniferJJacobs . 18m

As President Trump is contemplating potential U.S. strikes on Iranian nuclear facilities, law enforcement officials have stepped up surveillance of Iran-backed operatives in the US, sources tell @CBSNews.

FBI's Kash Patel has increased efforts to monitor possible domestic sleeper cells linked to Hezbollah since Israel's offensive began earlier this month, sources told me. Both the White House and FBI declined to comment.
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4m

One has to ask, why are these Iran-backed operatives still in the United States to begin with?

And by the way, it goes beyond terrorism, There are Islamic Republic agents of influence being routinely platformed on major American media outlets with no disclosure injecting regime-friendly narratives into U.S. discourse on Iran.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 19, 2025 06:32 PM (M78y+)

70 64
Bluesky is a very barebones operation

_______

I first read that as "barbarous organization".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2025 06:31 PM (QnmlO)

Ray Barbone? out of Chicago?

Posted by: Chile Palmer at June 19, 2025 06:33 PM (mP0Kj)

71 >>> 36 Generally not a good idea to just walk up on some dude that looks like a bodyguard.
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2025 06:25 PM (fV+MH)

He's not a big hulking dude from what I can see, and appears to be dressed very casually (not carrying concealed?). However, I don't think it's a good idea to walk up to *any* random stranger and crowding their personal space.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 19, 2025 06:33 PM (ULPxl)

72 There has always been a real attitude problem with black women. I've never understood it, but they get really sassy and handsy really quick when confronted.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at June 19, 2025 06:33 PM (D1vbu)

73 Is it Toyotathon again already?
Posted by: Boss Moss


Toyota Jan. She's long & lean. Rrrrrrr!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2025 06:33 PM (WZaJc)

74 I hope JD has that sewn on a pillow and placed in a very special spot. He should be proud.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 19, 2025 06:34 PM (eB71+)

75 They did re-arrest the guy, but nope it looks like he can't be sent back to El Salvador under the Biden (autopen) DOJ decision.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 19, 2025 06:35 PM (rvwwT)

76 Maybe the Administration should deal with these cases by moving anyone that the ACLU gets blocked from deportation moved into SuperMax until the case gets resolved. Oh, you got a deportation order and unpaid tickets? Off to ADX Florence you go.

Posted by: toby928 at June 19, 2025 06:35 PM (OXYBr)

77 Posted by: MkY at June 19, 2025 06:28 PM (cPGH3)

O.K. But I really wasn't trying to have a re-do of the discussions of"The War Between the States, The Civil War, the "War of Northern Aggression" . I just think that Junteenth doesn' t make sense for a holiday except for perhaps some black folks in Texas.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2025 06:35 PM (2GCMq)

78 10 Is it Toyotathon again already?
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 19, 2025 06:19 PM (0e/QT)

There can be only One.

Posted by: Highlander at June 19, 2025 06:35 PM (iGK7y)

79 55 Bluesky is a very barebones operation, so they don't need much money to operate. (it's also why they've already hit their growth limit) A quick check shows the company only has 25 full time employees, and about 100 contract workers. Contrast to X which was 2800 employees, and had 7500 before Elon got control of it.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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They are such fools. They banned VP Vance within an hour. He would have generated hundreds or thousands of new members and commentary. They don't understand people, they don't understand business.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 19, 2025 06:35 PM (M78y+)

80 Toyotathon has Toyota Jan, right?

Two thumbs up!! 👍 👍

Posted by: Bulg at June 19, 2025 06:36 PM (77rzZ)

81
They don't understand people, they don't understand business.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _

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But they're pure.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2025 06:36 PM (QnmlO)

82 Fen, really, you have to ask?

Posted by: Accomack at June 19, 2025 06:36 PM (Udy3r)

83 Bluesky should be pronounced blooski.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 19, 2025 06:37 PM (kTd/k)

84 K = 1/2 mv^2
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 19, 2025 06:23 PM (ULPxl)

Right, but we don't know "m", or off the top of my head the energy released from a 'small nuclear bomb'.

It probably matters that a nuke would spread that energy spherically, so you'd need to know the distance from the center of the blast to know how much energy was being applied to an area the size of the cross section of the rod, in order to compare the two.

Posted by: Methos at June 19, 2025 06:37 PM (Dnobf)

85 Solution for the murderer and ICE.

Fly them to a foreign country in an aircraft.
Keep the engine running and go out for a cigarette.
"unexpectedly" someone steals the plane and flies to the appropriate country where he is arrested. Sadly the hijacker escapes in the confusion.
ICE picks up the plane and flies home.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 19, 2025 06:37 PM (8avO+)

86 I just think that Junteenth doesn' t make sense for a holiday except for perhaps some black folks in Texas.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Right. It's a historical day for them specifically and for Texas in general.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 19, 2025 06:37 PM (M78y+)

87 Toyotathon? Has anyone else gotten a new Toyota that's so out of character for Toyota that it feels like a knock-off? Either that or some line manager's "niece" has been put in charge of quality control.

Posted by: Fenrisulven at June 19, 2025 06:37 PM (ciYHQ)

88 Last year on June 19th an angry black woman tried to back into me in the parking lot of great wolf lodge where I was waiting for our vehicle (it was hot, and I was tired so I waited). The lot was pretty dead and plenty of spaces around. I had to jump back as she backed into me. Caught me off guard. I pounded on their back window. She wasn’t sorry at all nor were her 3 teenage girls. She wanted that close parking spot.

“You fine. You moved.”

That’s how I remember will always remember that special day. And no one was there to catch it. It didn't make any headlines. I’m sure there are plenty of other examples of this happening. I was raised to treat others equally no matter what and I feel like my generation was pretty accepting of others. So what gives?

Posted by: H at June 19, 2025 06:38 PM (2gjbv)

89 As a purist, I think the holy days of Toyotathon have become too commercialized

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 19, 2025 06:38 PM (wBaIH)

90
Users of Bluesky: Bluesheviks

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2025 06:38 PM (QnmlO)

91 It probably matters that a nuke would spread that energy spherically, so you'd need to know the distance from the center of the blast to know how much energy was being applied to an area the size of the cross section of the rod, in order to compare the two.
Posted by: Methos


Another thing. You don't drop just one. If you have to drop them, you drop a rack of five or 10. They space out like conventional bombs dropped out of a belly of a bomber. So when those hit they're gonna hit hundred feet apart 5 to 10 times. Whole lot of calculations have to go into that.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2025 06:39 PM (WZaJc)

92 Who's the cracker at the top of the page?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 19, 2025 06:30 PM (y9nCu)

Isn't that Talcum X?

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at June 19, 2025 06:39 PM (U3t6l)

93 Right, but we don't know "m", or off the top of my head the energy released from a 'small nuclear bomb'.
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Posted by: Methos at June 19, 2025 06:37 PM (Dnobf)

Hiroshima/Nagasaki were in the 20 KT of TNT range. Don't know if any smaller ones were fired off.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 19, 2025 06:39 PM (8avO+)

94 Posted by: H at June 19, 2025 06:38 PM (2gjbv)

Sounds about right.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 19, 2025 06:40 PM (eZwyX)

95 Toyotathon for the win!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 19, 2025 06:40 PM (qgNn3)

96 CNN Is outside the Atlanta arena where a major soccer game is going to be played. Of course they're stoking racial animosity, on Juneteenth nonetheless, claiming there's a damper on the enthusiasm because ICE might, and I stress might, show up and start arresting people.

The first interview they did was was with some guy from Brazil and when asked if he was afraid he was like nah, all is cool, getting into the country was a breeze. Now leave me alone so I can go watch soccer. That didn't go well.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 19, 2025 06:40 PM (NXz8h)

97 I hated it when Hondathon became a thing just because of diversity. Totally made up holiday.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 19, 2025 06:40 PM (rvwwT)

98 Who's the homo?

Posted by: fd at June 19, 2025 06:40 PM (vFG9F)

99 ICE, under the Trump admin, is outraged that a decision under the Biden admin is currently stopping them from deporting a convicted murderer & alleged gang member who has a final deportation order & received his due process.

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I don't get it. What is a convicted murderer doing on the streets?

Posted by: Decaf at June 19, 2025 06:40 PM (unUNN)

100

What kinds of kids love Armour hot dogs?

Fat kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks,
tough kids, TRANS kids, even kids with chicken pox love hotdogs, Armour hot dogs, the dogs kids love to bite.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2025 06:41 PM (63Dwl)

101 Juneteenth was invented so black people could say that they freed themselves from slavery, using their mind powers.

No need for any help from wipipo.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 19, 2025 06:41 PM (CHHv1)

102 Toyotathon wins! Haw!

Btw, isn't it a sort of "cutesy" form of racism to celebrate a supposedly important event of black history with a non-existent word that suggests that the people being emancipated didn't understand how a calendar works (or did some white liberal come up with the name, thinking that it sounded more authentically "primitive"?)

Posted by: Paco at June 19, 2025 06:42 PM (mADJX)

103 There are so many people in this country who do not know that Black people owned slaves. It is true, many Free Blacks owned slaves. But of course it's something not talked about or mentioned in history books. Or, heaven knows, not talked about in school. Seems some things are to be forgotten. Might go against some people's narrative. Can't have that.

Posted by: Case at June 19, 2025 06:42 PM (k7qYZ)

104 Right, but we don't know "m", or off the top of my head the energy released from a 'small nuclear bomb'.

It probably matters that a nuke would spread that energy spherically, so you'd need to know the distance from the center of the blast to know how much energy was being applied to an area the size of the cross section of the rod, in order to compare the two.
Posted by: Methos at June 19, 2025 06:37 PM (Dnobf)

Somebody has to teach in our major universities, Methos.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 19, 2025 06:42 PM (8avO+)

105 to know how much energy was being applied to an area the size of the cross section of the rod, in order to compare the two.
Posted by: Methos

The Paolo how you say, knows exactly the cross section of Paolo's rod.

Posted by: The Paolo at June 19, 2025 06:42 PM (cYBz/)

106
The funny part is, four years later they're losing Hispanics big-time anyway!
Posted by: Gref at June 19, 2025 06:32 PM (aBgBM)


The most viciously anti-illegal alien voices I've heard here in Clownifornia have heavy Hispanic accents, from LEGAL immigrants. It's been that way for decades, but I've met some brown friends of friends lately that'll start talking at the drop of a hat about frog-marching illegal aliens back across the border.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 19, 2025 06:42 PM (y9nCu)

107 One has to ask, why are these Iran-backed operatives still in the United States to begin with?
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That's a stupid question

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at June 19, 2025 06:43 PM (Dnobf)

108 There are so many people in this country who do not know that Black people owned slaves.
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There are so many people in this country who do not know that Black people SOLD people into slavery before those boats ever hit the shores of this country.

Posted by: Crusader at June 19, 2025 06:43 PM (TN0g+)

109 There are so many people in this country who do not know that Black people owned slaves. It is true, many Free Blacks owned slaves. But of course it's something not talked about or mentioned in history books. Or, heaven knows, not talked about in school. Seems some things are to be forgotten. Might go against some people's narrative. Can't have that.
Posted by: Case at June 19, 2025 06:42 PM (k7qYZ)

While true, a better fact that also don't seem to know is that Blacks sold those slaves to the traders in the first place.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 19, 2025 06:43 PM (8avO+)

110 Maybe the IDF could bust that bunker by dropping a stream of mullahs and assorted terrorists on it.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 19, 2025 06:44 PM (kTd/k)

111 106
The funny part is, four years later they're losing Hispanics big-time anyway!
Posted by: Gref at June 19, 2025 06:32 PM (aBgBM)


The most viciously anti-illegal alien voices I've heard here in Clownifornia have heavy Hispanic accents, from LEGAL immigrants. It's been that way for decades, but I've met some brown friends of friends lately that'll start talking at the drop of a hat about frog-marching illegal aliens back across the border.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 19, 2025 06:42 PM (y9nCu)

Illegals screw up their lives on several levels… I would be pissed too…

Posted by: tubal at June 19, 2025 06:44 PM (PCK5/)

112 #4 on the blocklist, Brianna - is that Brianna Wu?

If so, that's hilarious given that he's a tranny whose only offense against the left afaik is saying "Hamas is bad for using rape as a weapon of war".

Posted by: Cave Johnson at June 19, 2025 06:44 PM (8RvIK)

113 it's pronounced blueskee right? that's how it's spelled anyway

Posted by: DanMan at June 19, 2025 06:44 PM (8uzBS)

114 103 - Or that Indians also owned slaves.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 19, 2025 06:44 PM (ITkJX)

115 Haven't heard from Talcum X lately. That's a good thing because no matter what his heritage he's dumb as a stump

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 19, 2025 06:45 PM (U/Wlk)

116 114 103 - Or that Indians also owned slaves.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 19, 2025 06:44 PM (ITkJX)

Those gentle, kind nature lovers??? Unpossible!

Posted by: tubal at June 19, 2025 06:45 PM (PCK5/)

117 Toyotathon? Has anyone else gotten a new Toyota that's so out of character for Toyota that it feels like a knock-off? Either that or some line manager's "niece" has been put in charge of quality control.
Posted by: Fenrisulven at June 19, 2025 06:37 PM (ciYHQ)

There are always lemons even in the bests of manufacturers.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 19, 2025 06:46 PM (8avO+)

118 I did hit the rewatch button more than once on that last video, but other than trying to close distance, what did that guy in the hoodie do?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 19, 2025 06:46 PM (qgNn3)

119 Is it really an authentic Black Woman Speaking if I don't hear a single Smoke Detector Beeping?

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2025 06:46 PM (MmNOR)

120 Muay Thai is a big thing right now.

One of our kiddos is really into it. Great exercise along with the whole self defense dealio.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 19, 2025 06:46 PM (iJfKG)

121 Ruh Roh,

Amichai Stein retweeted @StrickerNonpro . 1h

Possibility of HEU stocks for 9-10 nuclear weapons in possession of the IRGC and outside of IAEA control.

Serious vulnerability the Israelis must contend with apart from Fordow.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 19, 2025 06:46 PM (M78y+)

122 103 There are so many people in this country who do not know that Black people owned slaves. It is true, many Free Blacks owned slaves. But of course it's something not talked about or mentioned in history books. Or, heaven knows, not talked about in school. Seems some things are to be forgotten. Might go against some people's narrative. Can't have that.
Posted by: Case at June 19, 2025 06:42 PM (k7qYZ)

The very FIRST Legal Slave owner in North America, was Black. He sued to have his Black Indentured Servant declared a Slave, when his time expired.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 19, 2025 06:46 PM (mP0Kj)

123 Maybe the IDF could bust that bunker by dropping a stream of mullahs and assorted terrorists on it.
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That's an idea so crazy it just might work!




And if it didn't...it was worth trying!

Posted by: Crusader at June 19, 2025 06:46 PM (TN0g+)

124 2h
Senior IRGC official: Before the Israeli airstrikes, we transferred all the enriched uranium from the nuclear sites to secret hiding locations.
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Those bastards.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 19, 2025 06:48 PM (M78y+)

125 Drop Nadler and Tater onto Fordow from high orbit… place would be rubble…

Posted by: tubal at June 19, 2025 06:48 PM (PCK5/)

126 113 it's pronounced blueskee right? that's how it's spelled anyway
Posted by: DanMan at June 19, 2025 06:44 PM (8uzBS)

Do be a do bee
Bluesky a Bluesky

Posted by: m at June 19, 2025 06:48 PM (CQE5S)

127 While I am an uncle, I'm not your uncle, even if you invoke "Bob's your uncle".

Posted by: Bob from NSA at June 19, 2025 06:48 PM (0sNs1)

128 Meanwhile, the wife of the Boulder terrorist/arsonist is giving her sob story statement to the Denver Gazette. “We’re being treated like animals,” “I tried to do everything right…” except, you know, apply for citizenship or stop your husband from attempting mass murder on the Pearl St mall.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2025 06:48 PM (Hkcdp)

129 Maybe the IDF could bust that bunker by dropping a stream of mullahs and assorted terrorists on it.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 19, 2025 06:44 PM (kTd/k)

My college had an egg drop event, where engineers tried to design a way to drop an egg off a dorm from 3 levels without breaking it.

My idea was a statistical one of throwing the a large box full of eggs off at once and see if statistics saved one of them.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 19, 2025 06:48 PM (8avO+)

130 Goodbye Blue Sky

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2025 06:49 PM (63Dwl)

131 Senior IRGC official: Before the Israeli airstrikes, we transferred all the enriched uranium from the nuclear sites to secret hiding locations.
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Those bastards.

Posted by: Braenyard

No problem... 1st goes off, Iran ceases to exist, and our gas glows in the dark for awhile.

Posted by: MkY at June 19, 2025 06:49 PM (cPGH3)

132 49 The Emancipation Proclamation was an act of war. It only freed the slaves in the Rebel states... not the north.

Posted by: MkY at June 19, 2025 06:28 PM (cPGH3)

True. A holiday celebrating the Constitutional end of slavery in the US should be on December 6th, the anniversary of the ratification of the 13th Amendment (December 6th, 1865).

Posted by: Gref at June 19, 2025 06:49 PM (aBgBM)

133 130 Goodbye Blue Sky
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2025 06:49 PM (63Dwl)

Goodbye Yellow Brick Road

Posted by: tubal at June 19, 2025 06:50 PM (PCK5/)

134 74 I hope JD has that sewn on a pillow and placed in a very special spot. He should be proud.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 19, 2025 06:34 PM (eB71+)

I simply love VP Vance and my husband knows.

I once argued with a jackass online that he does not wear eyeliner, which was a pretty strange argument. I told them I have seen eyes on one guy like this in college and I also have thick lashes and never wore eyeliner, and basically shut up. That was super retarded but I had to get in my two cents.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 19, 2025 06:50 PM (6PCLE)

135 129 Maybe the IDF could bust that bunker by dropping a stream of mullahs and assorted terrorists on it.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 19, 2025 06:44 PM (kTd/k)

My college had an egg drop event, where engineers tried to design a way to drop an egg off a dorm from 3 levels without breaking it.

My idea was a statistical one of throwing the a large box full of eggs off at once and see if statistics saved one of them.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 19, 2025 06:48 PM (8avO+)

Heh.
I've seen it done in art schools, packaging courses.

Posted by: m at June 19, 2025 06:50 PM (CQE5S)

136
And for the 20th time, fake tapper pretends to his unhappy viewers that he provides "balanced" coverage to Our Favorite President(tm) by citing his ONLY fake example of Trump's "cognitive decline" -- the time he supposedly "confused" "pelosi for nikki haley."

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 19, 2025 06:50 PM (5x091)

137 Why am I supposed to celebrate a holiday which was a local holiday in Texas dealing with the news of Emancipation finally reached Texas?

It is a complete lie that Texas ever 'celebrated' Juneteenth as a holiday. Shejack tied it to the George Floyd fiasco and it turned out to be the only legislation the NY dingbat in Texas ever got passed in her 30 years in DC.

My black barber laughed when it passed. He was born in Texas and finished high school in Minneapolis and he knew he was the only one up there that ever heard of it.

Posted by: DanMan at June 19, 2025 06:50 PM (8uzBS)

138 Senior IRGC official: Before the Israeli airstrikes, we transferred all the enriched uranium from the nuclear sites to secret hiding locations.
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Those bastards.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 19, 2025 06:48 PM (M78y+)

I'm sure we can trust them on that, despite the IAF being dominant in the air.

Be interesting to start overfly areas with radiation detectors looking for gammas.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 19, 2025 06:51 PM (8avO+)

139 Possibility of HEU stocks for 9-10 nuclear weapons in possession of the IRGC and outside of IAEA control.
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Well, shit. I saw a zerohedge tweet earlier that just described the uranium IAEA had lost track of as "some".

Posted by: Methos at June 19, 2025 06:51 PM (Dnobf)

140 122 103 There are so many people in this country who do not know that Black people owned slaves. It is true, many Free Blacks ...
Posted by: Case at June 19, 2025 06:42 PM (k7qYZ)
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Important point understated, Free Blacks. Free Blacks, what in the world? Can't talk about that.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 19, 2025 06:51 PM (M78y+)

141 Goodbye Blue Sky
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2025 06:49 PM (63Dwl)

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*Scribbles notes*

Posted by: ELO at June 19, 2025 06:51 PM (2UnvF)

142 >>Senior IRGC official: Before the Israeli airstrikes, we transferred all the enriched uranium from the nuclear sites to secret hiding locations.


This is the same Org that wanted to stop Israeli / Mossad infiltration of their ranks and decided to make an entire department to hunt them.

They hired a Double Agent from the Mossad to head the Dept. And HE hired the rest of the Dept from the Mossad.

I'm not too worried. I kinda feel like Israel may already know where this stuff is.

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2025 06:51 PM (MmNOR)

143 21 Oh, we can't deport? Fine, shoot the fcker.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 19, 2025 06:21 PM (ULPxl)

You've got my vote
Posted by: It's me donna

BLAM BLAM BLAM.

Club Gitmo works too.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2025 06:52 PM (W2Pud)

144 "I've seen it done in art schools, packaging courses.
Posted by: m"

I did it in High School. It's pretty easy. Wrap the egg in a generous amount of foam rubber and then duct tape.

Posted by: fd at June 19, 2025 06:52 PM (vFG9F)

145 Who is the honky interloper pictured above?

Posted by: Reverend Al Sharpton, Race Warlord at June 19, 2025 06:52 PM (R/m4+)

146 Goodbye Norma Jean… Sir Elton was into “ Goodbyes”..

Posted by: tubal at June 19, 2025 06:53 PM (PCK5/)

147 According to part of Muhammad's biography there was a group of black men who rode him all night long. Maybe they could find those dudes and send them into Zoran.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 19, 2025 06:53 PM (kTd/k)

148 I simply love VP Vance and my husband knows.

I once argued with a jackass online that he does not wear eyeliner, which was a pretty strange argument. I told them I have seen eyes on one guy like this in college and I also have thick lashes and never wore eyeliner, and basically shut up. That was super retarded but I had to get in my two cents.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat


The Left: Being gay is super awesome!

Also the Left: Ha ha! Vance looks totally gay!

Posted by: mikeski at June 19, 2025 06:53 PM (DgGvY)

149 Hello, fellow Morons!

Posted by: Abdul from Qatar at June 19, 2025 06:53 PM (CjO8U)

150 The Emancipation Proclamation was an act of war. It only freed the slaves in the Rebel states... not the north.
Posted by: MkY
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Why, it's almost as if Abe's motivation was political/strategic rather than moral. Say it ain't so!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.. at June 19, 2025 06:53 PM (XeU6L)

151 Senior IRGC official: Before the Israeli airstrikes, we transferred all the enriched uranium from the nuclear sites to secret hiding locations.
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I can't wait for ace to do a post on this so that our wisest posters can tell us again about how WMDs are always lies.

Posted by: Methos at June 19, 2025 06:53 PM (Dnobf)

152 >>> Senior IRGC official: Before the Israeli airstrikes, we transferred all the enriched uranium from the nuclear sites to secret hiding locations.
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Those bastards.
Posted by: Braenyard

No problem... 1st goes off, Iran ceases to exist, and our gas glows in the dark for awhile.
Posted by: MkY at June 19, 2025 06:49 PM (cPGH3)


His girlfriend from Canada, you wouldn't know her, helped the official move the stuff. The new place is pretty sweet though, too bad he can't show you.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 19, 2025 06:53 PM (cduTK)

153 Several of the Black Women I work with are the most passive aggressive backstabbing bitches you would ever come across.


Nasty hos.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2025 06:53 PM (W2Pud)

154
I once argued with a jackass online that he does not wear eyeliner, which was a pretty strange argument. I told them I have seen eyes on one guy like this in college and I also have thick lashes and never wore eyeliner, and basically shut up. That was super retarded but I had to get in my two cents.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 19, 2025 06:50 PM

Oh my gosh, I told my husband the same thing, JD has those eyelashes that look like eyeliner. I'm jealous of his pretty eyes and I am jealous of you too now.
I like JD a lot too and his sense of humor is great too.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 19, 2025 06:53 PM (oGdsR)

155 I once argued with a jackass online that he does not wear eyeliner, which was a pretty strange argument. I told them I have seen eyes on one guy like this in college and I also have thick lashes and never wore eyeliner, and basically shut up. That was super retarded but I had to get in my two cents.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 19, 2025 06:50 PM (6PCLE)

There had to be enough people and animals like cats about to make inventing eyeliner desirable so that the deprived people could simulate the same effect.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 19, 2025 06:53 PM (8avO+)

156 128 Meanwhile, the wife of the Boulder terrorist/arsonist is giving her sob story statement to the Denver Gazette. “We’re being treated like animals,” “I tried to do everything right…” except, you know, apply for citizenship or stop your husband from attempting mass murder on the Pearl St mall.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2025 06:48 PM (Hkcdp)

Was she wearing her false eyelashes? If not, true grief or major whining. Regardless, it is bs.

I have been to Boulder once, a few years after Jon Benet and did like Pearl Street and a restaurant. This was 15yrs ago and they would herd the homeless to a certain area to not foul the street.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 19, 2025 06:54 PM (6PCLE)

157 >>> 84 K = 1/2 mv^2
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 19, 2025 06:23 PM (ULPxl)

Right, but we don't know "m", or off the top of my head the energy released from a 'small nuclear bomb'.

It probably matters that a nuke would spread that energy spherically, so you'd need to know the distance from the center of the blast to know how much energy was being applied to an area the size of the cross section of the rod, in order to compare the two.
Posted by: Methos at June 19, 2025 06:37 PM (Dnobf)

Um, no. A rod isn't a shaped charge. For comparison, the majority of asteroid impacts have circular crater shapes no matter the angle of impact until you get below ... I can't recall ... but it's much lower than you'd expect to start getting an oval-ish crater.

As for mass, unless one of us has some inside knowledge, we can't be exact but we can come up with decent guesses. And the wiki page rickb223 linked waaay upthread had this estimate:
"20-foot-long (6.1 m), 1-foot-diameter (0.30 m) tungsten rods that are satellite-controlled and have global strike capability, with impact speeds of Mach 10"

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 19, 2025 06:54 PM (ULPxl)

158 Iran not Zoran. I don't even know what Zoran is.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 19, 2025 06:54 PM (kTd/k)

159 I take any statements coming out of the regime with a baghdad bob size grain of salt.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 19, 2025 06:54 PM (rvwwT)

160 Saw my first pair of those foot long eyelashes on a real person the other day…. talk about stupid looking..

Posted by: tubal at June 19, 2025 06:55 PM (PCK5/)

161 >>> Iran not Zoran. I don't even know what Zoran is.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 19, 2025 06:54 PM (kTd/k)


20 bucks same as in town

Posted by: banana Dream at June 19, 2025 06:55 PM (cduTK)

162
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 19, 2025 06:50 PM (6PCLE)

And you're right, I forgot about the idiots online saying he wore eyeliner during the debate, at least I think it was the debate.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 19, 2025 06:56 PM (oGdsR)

163 159 I take any statements coming out of the regime with a baghdad bob size grain of salt.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 19, 2025 06:54 PM (rvwwT


Yeah... If they hid it I doubt they would admit to having it at all...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 19, 2025 06:56 PM (VE6XX)

164 For comparison, the majority of asteroid impacts have circular crater shapes
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 19, 2025 06:54 PM


What I find amazing is that *every* impact has landed in the middle of a crater.

What are the chances of that?

* dons aluminum foil chapeau *

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 19, 2025 06:57 PM (0sNs1)

165 "I take any statements coming out of the regime with a baghdad bob size grain of salt.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk "


We were supposed to have an event that would be remembered for centuries a couple nights ago.

Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2025 06:57 PM (fV+MH)

166 The most viciously anti-illegal alien voices I've heard here in Clownifornia have heavy Hispanic accents, from LEGAL immigrants.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

------------
Even if illegal, once amnestied or legitimized, only a fool would want to keep the door open for others.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at June 19, 2025 06:57 PM (NsZyV)

167 Oh my gosh, I told my husband the same thing, JD has those eyelashes that look like eyeliner. I'm jealous of his pretty eyes and I am jealous of you too now.
I like JD a lot too and his sense of humor is great too.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 19, 2025 06:53 PM (oGdsR)

He cracks me up. I am olde but still have lashes and eyebrows. Which have always been oddly dark as I am blonde (ok, get highlights now to cover grey). I got my eyes from my father. I got a lotta things from him including my weirdness.

I have yet to see eyes like that guy in college. Gorgeous. JD Vance has similar. I am so glad he is VP and have hope for him in 2028.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 19, 2025 06:57 PM (6PCLE)

168 I have absolutely no problem celebrating the ending of slavery in the US. Sure, you you can argue that today isn't the appropriate day for it, but are you really going to say that emancipation is not worthy of commemorating?

Posted by: tankdemon at June 19, 2025 06:58 PM (WnJea)

169 Is depleted uranium out for Rods of God?

Poor depleted uranium! Nobody loves you.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 19, 2025 06:58 PM (iJfKG)

170 I don't even know what Zoran is.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 19, 2025 06:54 PM


A more advanced version of Loran.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 19, 2025 06:58 PM (0sNs1)

171 163 159 I take any statements coming out of the regime with a baghdad bob size grain of salt.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 19, 2025 06:54 PM (rvwwT


Yeah... If they hid it I doubt they would admit to having it at all...
Posted by: It's me donna at June 19, 2025 06:56 PM (VE6XX)

And even if it is the case that they removed all the nuke stuff from the hiding places, then the sites where they took the materiel from need to be destroyed so that they cannot be used for storage in the future.

Posted by: m at June 19, 2025 06:58 PM (CQE5S)

172 " Saw my first pair of those foot long eyelashes on a real person the other day…. talk about stupid looking..
Posted by: tubal"



Ohhh....that's revolting.

Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2025 06:58 PM (fV+MH)

173
We were supposed to have an event that would be remembered for centuries a couple nights ago.
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2025 06:57 PM (fV+MH)

They are in caves and have fortunately lost track of both the sun and time.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 19, 2025 06:58 PM (6PCLE)

174 The Emancipation Proclamation was an act of war. It only freed the slaves in the Rebel states... not the north.
Posted by: MkY
----

Why, it's almost as if Abe's motivation was political/strategic rather than moral. Say it ain't so!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.. at June 19, 2025 06:53 PM (XeU6L)

we were in a Civil War at the time so the observation is moot. It also excluded areas of Rebel states not occupied at the time of issuance...North VA, West VA, bits of Louisiana and the coasts.

Lincoln was President, so he was bound by law to not steal from loyal slaveowners without military necessity. Congress itself and the state governments were not so restricted when they passed and ratified the 13th Amendment.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 19, 2025 06:59 PM (8avO+)

175 My wife is back on a float team at Lenox Hill. Nothing but passive aggressive horror stories

Posted by: Accomack at June 19, 2025 06:59 PM (Udy3r)

176 The Tlingit Indians in Alaska still had slaves when we purchased it from the Russians in 1867.

Posted by: Bulg at June 19, 2025 06:59 PM (77rzZ)

177 We were supposed to have an event that would be remembered for centuries a couple nights ago.
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2025 06:57 PM (fV+MH)

They are in caves and have fortunately lost track of both the sun and time.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 19, 2025 06:58 PM (6PCLE)

Don't you hate it when you oversleep?

Posted by: Oldcat at June 19, 2025 06:59 PM (8avO+)

178 14 You realize that, in a decade, we'll hear how Democrats wish they had decent Republicans like Trump.
Posted by: Eeyore at June 19, 2025 06:20 PM (od0dV)

And we'll be wishing that they had reasonable Democrats like...uh... like... give me a minute, I'm sure somebody will come to mind.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 19, 2025 07:00 PM (WnJea)

179 Any chance intensive bombing could produce a Persian gojira?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 19, 2025 07:00 PM (kTd/k)

180 >>Don't you hate it when you oversleep?


It was that dmned AM / PM Button, wasn't it!?

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2025 07:00 PM (MmNOR)

181

Ohhh....that's revolting.
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2025 06:58 PM (fV+MH)

My snarky husband and I look for false eyelashes now to mock quietly. They are not hard to find.

I've never worn them and know they would driving me barking mad. Then I'd rip them off with my own and go to the emergency department with bloody lids. I wonder if there is an ICD code for that?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 19, 2025 07:01 PM (6PCLE)

182
Sad to say, it's a trend among black women to think that if X is attractive then 10X is ten times more attractive.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2025 07:01 PM (QnmlO)

183 nitter.net isn't working

Posted by: m at June 19, 2025 07:01 PM (CQE5S)

184 Is depleted uranium out for Rods of God?

Poor depleted uranium! Nobody loves you.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 19, 2025 06:58 PM (iJfKG)

Uranium isn't that dense, and you likely can afford harder and denser things for Rods from God.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 19, 2025 07:01 PM (8avO+)

185 Don't you hate it when you oversleep?


It was that dmned AM / PM Button, wasn't it!?
Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2025 07:00 PM (MmNOR)

Separate volume for the alarm.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 19, 2025 07:01 PM (MGB5H)

186 Leiberman was the last Dem I could ever think of as "decent".

Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2025 07:02 PM (fV+MH)

187 And we'll be wishing that they had reasonable Democrats like...uh... like... give me a minute, I'm sure somebody will come to mind.
Posted by: tankdemon at June 19, 2025 07:00 PM


* comes to attention, renders hand salute *

Reporting for duty!

Posted by: John Kerry, proud recipient of the Order of the Blue Falcon at June 19, 2025 07:02 PM (0sNs1)

188 >>Separate volume for the alarm.


Why Second Volume!?

WHY??

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2025 07:02 PM (MmNOR)

189 25 06:20 PM (od0dV)

And we'll be wishing that they had reasonable Democrats like...uh... like... give me a minute, I'm sure somebody will come to mind.
Posted by: tankdemon at June 19, 2025 07:00 PM (WnJea)

———

Zell Miller

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 19, 2025 07:02 PM (tn3dm)

190 186 Leiberman was the last Dem I could ever think of as "decent".
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2025 07:02 PM (fV+MH)

Jackson

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 19, 2025 07:02 PM (2J/Lj)

191 Damn...Leiberman was a loooong time ago, now.

Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2025 07:03 PM (fV+MH)

192 Uranium isn't that dense, and you likely can afford harder and denser things for Rods from God.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 19, 2025 07:01 PM (8avO+)

A moron's schadenfreude boner for one.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 19, 2025 07:03 PM (kTd/k)

193 103 There are so many people in this country who do not know that Black people owned slaves.

Posted by: Case at June 19, 2025 06:42 PM (k7qYZ)

There are so many people who don't know that slavery is rampant in the world, even now. Even in the US. Tens of thousands of missing children, for starters. The cartels enslave the people they bring across who can't pay. Middle easterners and Indians and Chinese are occasionally caught holding household slaves--and you know it happens more than those we know about.

And those who know, what do they say? Yeah, it's bad that China uses slaves to make my Nikes, but we gotta have shoes. It's a shame those kids in Africa are forced to mine cobalt, but we depend on these electronics.

I'm sure in the early US, people were saying, I don't like it that they use slaves in the south, but we need the cotton. We need the tobacco. We need the whatever it is they are producing.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 19, 2025 07:03 PM (h7ZuX)

194 Reasonable Democrats... they leave the party..

Posted by: tubal at June 19, 2025 07:03 PM (PCK5/)

195 Uranium isn't that dense, and you likely can afford harder and denser things for Rods from God.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 19, 2025 07:01 PM (8avO+)

I've read that tungsten is the preferred metal for the rods.

Posted by: KwaK! at June 19, 2025 07:04 PM (89Sog)

196 Around 25 years ago, I attended a continuing education class for health care professionals that discussed how any licensed health care professional can be called up by their licensing state in the event of a major health disaster, including a radio active one.

Mass vaccinations were discussed, (cough) as was a long discussion on the possibility of a dirty bomb being set off in a city. One of the presenters was former CIA, I think. His presentation included the fact that we don't know where a lot of radioactive/somewhat enriched uranium is that was squirreled away in the numerous little dictatorships that have fallen by the wayside over the past years since the 1940s. Bit of a sobering though.
The Iranians could have used their Biden Billions to simply purchase what they needed.

Posted by: jen the original at June 19, 2025 07:04 PM (uFhcf)

197 I've had to argue that online too. Vance has light colored eyes and black hair. Thar's why it looks like eyeliner. So dumb

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 19, 2025 07:04 PM (AcTAo)

198 For comparison, the majority of asteroid impacts have circular crater shapes
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 19, 2025 06:54 PM

What I find amazing is that *every* impact has landed in the middle of a crater.

What are the chances of that?

* dons aluminum foil chapeau *
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 19, 2025 06:57 PM (0sNs1)

No matter what direction or angle a meteor has on impact, the crater is gonna be circular unless some really odd is going on.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 19, 2025 07:05 PM (8avO+)

199 "I take any statements coming out of the regime with a baghdad bob size grain of salt.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk "

We were supposed to have an event that would be remembered for centuries a couple nights ago.
Posted by: eleven


Detroit, July 30th, 2325: "Hey, Bob, remember the last ruler of Iran, and that stupid threat he made?"

Posted by: mikeski at June 19, 2025 07:05 PM (DgGvY)

200 Tlingit Indians were the last slaveholders to have their slaves freed by the US Federal government in October of 1867 (take that Juneteenthers!). Also potlatch society often killed slaves as sacrifices for funerals of important tribal members. There were documented cases of slavery in the District of Alaska as late as 1903, according to Wikipedia.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 19, 2025 07:05 PM (qgNn3)

201
Reasonable Democrats... they leave the party..
Posted by: tubal at June 19, 2025 07:03 PM (PCK5/)

_________

If in office, they lose primaries. If not in office, they can never become candidates.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2025 07:05 PM (QnmlO)

202 Dang, glass jaw much, Beta Boy ?
Posted by: jsg at June 19, 2025 06:26 PM (iGK7y)


And it looked like an open hand slap too!

Posted by: haffhowershower at June 19, 2025 07:06 PM (144I4)

203 Interesting

When the Rods from God were first proposed, all the talk was about using depleted uranium for them.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 19, 2025 07:06 PM (iJfKG)

204 >>> 193
==
There are so many people who don't know that slavery is rampant in the world, even now. Even in the US. Tens of thousands of missing children, for starters. The cartels enslave the people they bring across who can't pay. Middle easterners and Indians and Chinese are occasionally caught holding household slaves--and you know it happens more than those we know about.

And those who know, what do they say? Yeah, it's bad that China uses slaves to make my Nikes, but we gotta have shoes. It's a shame those kids in Africa are forced to mine cobalt, but we depend on these electronics.

I'm sure in the early US, people were saying, I don't like it that they use slaves in the south, but we need the cotton. We need the tobacco. We need the whatever it is they are producing.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 19, 2025 07:03 PM (h7ZuX)

It was rampant all over the world throughout all of human history until a little over a century and a half ago when the Brits, and not long after the Americans, started arguing amongst themselves about it.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 19, 2025 07:06 PM (ULPxl)

205 We were supposed to have an event that would be remembered for centuries a couple nights ago.
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AoS went grey-on-grey for a few minutes in the comment section. I'll never forget it! It seems like it was only yesterday.

Posted by: Crusader at June 19, 2025 07:06 PM (TN0g+)

206 179 Any chance intensive bombing could produce a Persian gojira?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 19, 2025 07:00 PM (kTd/k)

Thank you for teaching me a new word. I looked it up and first found a heavy metal band, which did not make sense. Then found the meaning. I think it would look like Mooch.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 19, 2025 07:06 PM (6PCLE)

207 Mass vaccinations were discussed, (cough) as was a long discussion on the possibility of a dirty bomb being set off in a city. One of the presenters was former CIA, I think. His presentation included the fact that we don't know where a lot of radioactive/somewhat enriched uranium is that was squirreled away in the numerous little dictatorships that have fallen by the wayside over the past years since the 1940s. Bit of a sobering though.
The Iranians could have used their Biden Billions to simply purchase what they needed.
Posted by: jen the original at June 19, 2025 07:04 PM


A 'dirty' bomb doesn't have to be made with uranium. Waste medical isotopes are perfect.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 19, 2025 07:06 PM (0sNs1)

208 But who will pick the cotton and tobacco???

Posted by: Bulg at June 19, 2025 07:06 PM (77rzZ)

209 Juneteenth is just an excuse for federal workers to get yet another holiday. Nothing more. They'd make a holiday for finally getting over a case of jock itch, if they could get away with it.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 19, 2025 07:07 PM (XMwZJ)

210 Is depleted uranium out for Rods of God?
Poor depleted uranium! Nobody loves you.
Posted by: naturalfake

Uranium isn't that dense, and you likely can afford harder and denser things for Rods from God.
Posted by: Oldcat


Uranium: 19.1 g/cm3 , melts at 1132C

Tungsten 19.3 g/cm3 , melts at 3422C

Advantages: Tungsten.

Posted by: mikeski at June 19, 2025 07:07 PM (DgGvY)

211 No matter what direction or angle a meteor has on impact, the crater is gonna be circular unless some really odd is going on.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 19, 2025 07:05 PM (8avO+)

———-

I don’t think the large crater rim (4km wide) near Wetumpka, AL is indicative of an oblique impact and isn’t circular.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 19, 2025 07:07 PM (tn3dm)

212 Open to new opportunities, heh.

Posted by: El Borak at June 19, 2025 07:07 PM (BSNnK)

213 Biden must be, what, the American Deepstate Pope who once having spoken from the White House, his edicts are the voice of the deepstate, and nothing may reverse them?

WHAT DOES DEFERRED MEAN, UNTIL THE END OF TIME OR 100+ DAYS?

I suspect a deferral for more than six months is enough time to sort things out with Bukele

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2025 07:07 PM (D7oie)

214 ICE wasn't aware during his arrest, but in the last days of the Biden admin, in December 2024, Guevara had been granted what's known as "DCAT"
This is beyond infuriating.

Posted by: steevy at June 19, 2025 07:07 PM (YwEeS)

215 206 Hey, CBTG!

Posted by: Bulg at June 19, 2025 07:08 PM (77rzZ)

216 For comparison, the majority of asteroid impacts have circular crater shapes
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 19, 2025 06:54 PM

What I find amazing is that *every* impact has landed in the middle of a crater.

What are the chances of that?

* dons aluminum foil chapeau *
Posted by: Duncanthrax


What's truly amazing, is they almost take out the visitor's center but always just barely misses it.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2025 07:08 PM (5WDkb)

217 I think some folks tend to see Fetterman as reasonable.. I am not one of them.

Posted by: tubal at June 19, 2025 07:08 PM (PCK5/)

218 >>> 198
==
No matter what direction or angle a meteor has on impact, the crater is gonna be circular unless some really odd is going on.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 19, 2025 07:05 PM (8avO+)

You can get a elongated shape at a low enough angle. Yes, it's akshually been tested, obviously not with real asteroids.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 19, 2025 07:08 PM (ULPxl)

219 "176 The Tlingit Indians in Alaska still had slaves when we purchased it from the Russians in 1867."

Oh, that's nothin'. Puerto Rico had slavery until 1873.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at June 19, 2025 07:08 PM (2myyY)

220
What did that cocksucker powell say today about inflation? Anyone??

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 19, 2025 07:08 PM (5x091)

221 Mass vaccinations were discussed, (cough) as was a long discussion on the possibility of a dirty bomb being set off in a city. One of the presenters was former CIA, I think. His presentation included the fact that we don't know where a lot of radioactive/somewhat enriched uranium is that was squirreled away in the numerous little dictatorships that have fallen by the wayside over the past years since the 1940s. Bit of a sobering though.
The Iranians could have used their Biden Billions to simply purchase what they needed.
Posted by: jen the original at June 19, 2025 07:04 PM (uFhcf)

The kind of stuff good for a dirty bomb decays rapidly and usually that is that. DU is radioactive but only pops off around 4 billion years so its depleted version is used in shells as kinda safe.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 19, 2025 07:08 PM (8avO+)

222 ICE wasn't aware during his arrest, but in the last days of the Biden admin, in December 2024, Guevara had been granted what's known as "DCAT"
This is beyond infuriating.
Posted by: steevy


It's not a law passed by congress is it? Bribem's EOs can't bind a future president.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2025 07:09 PM (5WDkb)

223 A 'dirty' bomb doesn't have to be made with uranium. Waste medical isotopes are perfect.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 19, 2025 07:06 PM (0sNs1)

Yep. I'm sure the mad mullahs would love to have some in a storage closet somewhere.

Posted by: jen the original at June 19, 2025 07:09 PM (uFhcf)

224 209 This is the anniversary of the day that Jesse Owens got over jock itch in front of Hitler!

Federal holiday!

Posted by: Bulg at June 19, 2025 07:09 PM (77rzZ)

225 144 "I've seen it done in art schools, packaging courses.
Posted by: m"

I did it in High School. It's pretty easy. Wrap the egg in a generous amount of foam rubber and then duct tape.

Posted by: fd at June 19, 2025 06:52 PM (vFG9F)


Unless the contest is to have an egg survive the drop in the shortest time. That's how they run it at my college engineering school. WE dropped from over 80 feet, from the top of the upper deck of the football stadium to the parking lot. My design failed because I hadn't learned yet about center of mass and center of pressure of a body. The winner in my freshman class copied the successful design of his brother who had graduated a few years earlier. Who copied the design of a friend a year ahead of him. That legacy probably went back 30 or more years.

The design was a foam-tipped mortar-shell replica made of plastic sheet and bals wood. The egg was supported by stretched rubber bands in a cavity in that finned 'mortar shell,' with space to move several inches downward at impact. Several other designs worked but took much longer to hit the parking lot.

Posted by: Gref at June 19, 2025 07:09 PM (aBgBM)

226 I think some folks tend to see Fetterman as reasonable.. I am not one of them.
Posted by: tubal at June 19, 2025 07:08 PM (PCK5/)

Reasonable for a Democrat is not a high bar.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 19, 2025 07:10 PM (8avO+)

227 A 'dirty' bomb doesn't have to be made with uranium. Waste medical isotopes are perfect.
Posted by: Duncanthrax


Uranium is a horrible choice for a dirty bomb. 99.3% of it is U238, with a half-life of 4 billion years. The other natural isotopes are 10K-100M years.

You'd be better off giving your enemies free bananas for the radioactive potassium.

Posted by: mikeski at June 19, 2025 07:10 PM (DgGvY)

228 42 I’m tired of being screamed at by insane people.
Posted by: Eromero at June 19, 2025 06:26 PM (jgmnb)

Move out of your parents' place then.

Posted by: And stay single! at June 19, 2025 07:10 PM (TbWk/)

229 What's truly amazing, is they almost take out the visitor's center but always just barely misses it.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2025 07:08 PM


* adds 2 layers of heavy-weight BBQ-grade aluminum foil to chapeau *

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 19, 2025 07:10 PM (0sNs1)

230 217 I think some folks tend to see Fetterman as reasonable.. I am not one of them.
Posted by: tubal at June 19, 2025 07:08 PM (PCK5/)

They put a chip in his brain that tells him what to say when they removed his hump back. My theory.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 19, 2025 07:10 PM (6PCLE)

231 The Emancipation Proclamation was an act of war. It only freed the slaves in the Rebel states... not the north.
Posted by: MkY at June 19, 2025 06:28 PM (cPGH3)


Who wants to tell him?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2025 07:11 PM (D7oie)

232 Not all impact craters are circular! Most impact craters are circular, but they can have an ellipsoidal shape if the impactor comes in at a low enough angle with respect to the surface.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 19, 2025 07:11 PM (qgNn3)

233 If the IDF would be able to smuggle bombs into those undergraduate storage facilities I bet the explosion would make a memorable wompf.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 19, 2025 07:11 PM (kTd/k)

234 I have yet to see eyes like that guy in college. Gorgeous. JD Vance has similar. I am so glad he is VP and have hope for him in 2028.

--

If you haven't done so already, go read Hillbilly Elegy. I just finished it today. It is quite a story. He truly came from adverse circumstances that would've left so many others in a cycle of hopelessness. He very much impressed me with his perseverance, as well as his deep loyalty to his family, especially to his sister and his -- very colorful grandparents, whom he credits with saving him. Too bad they didn't live long enough to see him become Vice President.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 19, 2025 07:12 PM (aqc9d)

235 Slavery is still legal under the Constitution. It’s just limited to convicted criminals as a punishment.

Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.

So technically I think that pitch for a “Jerry” show on Seinfeld was correct.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 19, 2025 07:12 PM (tn3dm)

236 168 I have absolutely no problem celebrating the ending of slavery in the US. Sure, you you can argue that today isn't the appropriate day for it, but are you really going to say that emancipation is not worthy of commemorating?
Posted by: tankdemon at June 19, 2025 06:58 PM (WnJea)

Same. I don't even care if it's today. If it's a day someone else was already celebrating, it's ok with me that we use that day.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 19, 2025 07:12 PM (h7ZuX)

237 Fetterman is somewhat entertaining when he diverges from Correct Thought.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 19, 2025 07:12 PM (ULPxl)

238
I'm back!

Posted by: Cobalt Bomb at June 19, 2025 07:12 PM (QnmlO)

239 My Grandsons both do Muay Thai martial arts... I've seen them in competition .Wouldn't want to go after them if I were the bad "guy. "
Posted by: It's me donna at June 19, 2025 06:29 PM (VE6XX)


I saw a documentary with some Muay Thai.
"That's cherry cheesecake guy"
"I love cherry cheesecake"
"Well, you can't have any"
"Why not?"
"It'll make you lethahgic"
"I don't care if it makes me 'lethahgic'"
*food fight ensues*

Oh, I guess it wasn't a documentary. It was Here Comes the Boom.

Posted by: haffhowershower at June 19, 2025 07:12 PM (144I4)

240 >>> 232 Not all impact craters are circular! Most impact craters are circular, but they can have an ellipsoidal shape if the impactor comes in at a low enough angle with respect to the surface.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 19, 2025 07:11 PM (qgNn3)

That's what she said.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 19, 2025 07:12 PM (ULPxl)

241 The Emancipation Proclamation was an act of war. It only freed the slaves in the Rebel states... not the north.
Posted by: MkY at June 19, 2025 06:28 PM (cPGH3)

Who wants to tell him?
-----------
Wait, we're discussing the War of Northern Aggression?

*ducks*

Posted by: Crusader at June 19, 2025 07:13 PM (TN0g+)

242 If you haven't done so already, go read Hillbilly Elegy. I just finished it today. It is quite a story. He truly came from adverse circumstances that would've left so many others in a cycle of hopelessness. He very much impressed me with his perseverance, as well as his deep loyalty to his family, especially to his sister and his -- very colorful grandparents, whom he credits with saving him. Too bad they didn't live long enough to see him become Vice President.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 19, 2025 07:12 PM (aqc9d)

We saw the video on Prime. I will have to order the book!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 19, 2025 07:13 PM (6PCLE)

243 When I was a kid my eyelashes were long and dark. Me being a brown-eyed blond made it even more striking. My mom's friends would coo over my beautiful eyes. needless to say it embarrassed the hell out of me.

I no longer have that problem. Now I'm just another stocky, beardy white guy.

BTW, Kurt Russell has the same dark eyelashes.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler at June 19, 2025 07:13 PM (0aYVJ)

244 A 'dirty' bomb doesn't have to be made with uranium"

And really doesn't need to be that "dirty" - a large scale explosive device seeded with any even mildly radioactive material would panic most cities...

Posted by: Man at June 19, 2025 07:13 PM (/Q8P0)

245 Realistically, the only Donk that has a shot on that list is Newsome, sure he's a psychopathic liar and grease ball, but he's the only one that can even remotely be taken seriously, and that's saying something.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 19, 2025 07:14 PM (XV/Pl)

246 I’m tired of being screamed at by insane people.
Posted by: Eromero at June 19, 2025 06:26 PM


* makes call-me sign *

Posted by: zombie Elvis P. at June 19, 2025 07:14 PM (0sNs1)

247 "There are so many people in this country who do not know that Black people owned slaves."

There are so many people in this country who do not know that countries outside the US had slavery.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at June 19, 2025 07:15 PM (2myyY)

248 Solution for the murderer and ICE.

Fly them to a foreign country in an aircraft.
Keep the engine running and go out for a cigarette.
"unexpectedly" someone steals the plane and flies to the appropriate country where he is arrested. Sadly the hijacker escapes in the confusion.
ICE picks up the plane and flies home.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 19, 2025 06:37 PM (8avO+)


Cheaper to just rent him a cell in Lagos Nigeria and offer him CECOT once a year.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2025 07:15 PM (D7oie)

249 I’ll take Fetterman’s reasonable positions. After all, every one of us has positions that the others here would find unreasonable, but it doesn’t mean we have to hate each other for them.

Let’s take maple syrup, for example…

Posted by: Bulg at June 19, 2025 07:15 PM (77rzZ)

250 >>> 247 "There are so many people in this country who do not know that Black people owned slaves."

There are so many people in this country who do not know that countries outside the US had slavery.
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at June 19, 2025 07:15 PM (2myyY)

Tell them why there are no descendants of African slaves in Muslim countries.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 19, 2025 07:15 PM (ULPxl)

251 "Trust Black Women, Black Women Lead the Way."

If Jasmine Crockett is representative, anyone that follows black women anywhere for any reason deserves whatever happens to them.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 19, 2025 07:15 PM (3wi/L)

252 144 "I've seen it done in art schools, packaging courses.
Posted by: m"

I did it in High School. It's pretty easy. Wrap the egg in a generous amount of foam rubber and then duct tape.

Posted by: fd at June 19, 2025 06:52 PM (vFG9F)


Unless the contest is to have an egg survive the drop in the shortest time. That's how they run it at my college engineering school.

The design was a foam-tipped mortar-shell replica made of plastic sheet and bals wood. The egg was supported by stretched rubber bands in a cavity in that finned 'mortar shell,' with space to move several inches downward at impact. Several other designs worked but took much longer to hit the parking lot.
Posted by: Gref at June 19, 2025 07:09 PM (aBgBM)

There was a fastest time tie breaker and a size limit of the construction fully deployed. No parachutes without some cleverness.

You had to demonstrate the egg survival at each level so the duct tape was out, because you could only do minor resetting between drops.

Yeah the flexing cage with rubberband type thing was a popular design start. Repeating damage often brought them to grief, plus the dorm hi rise had steps that were often hit on dropping.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 19, 2025 07:16 PM (8avO+)

253 I hated it when Hondathon became a thing just because of diversity. Totally made up holiday.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 19, 2025 06:40 PM (rvwwT)


Hyundai Care Care Month features hotter chicks by far

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2025 07:17 PM (D7oie)

254 Let’s take maple syrup, for example…
Posted by: Bulg at June 19, 2025 07:15 PM


Pfft. Posting that when CBD is asleep is calculated, not brave.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 19, 2025 07:17 PM (0sNs1)

255 It was rampant all over the world throughout all of human history until a little over a century and a half ago when the Brits, and not long after the Americans, started arguing amongst themselves about it.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 19, 2025 07:06 PM (ULPxl)

Exactly. Everybody was doing it. And white Christians were the first to say this should stop.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 19, 2025 07:17 PM (h7ZuX)

256
There are so many people in this country who do not know that countries outside the US had slavery.
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at June 19, 2025 07:15 PM (2myyY)

___________

There are so many people in this country who do not know it was the British who established the slave trade and had slavery in the West Indes until the 1830s

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2025 07:17 PM (QnmlO)

257 "There are so many people in this country who do not know that Black people owned slaves."

There are so many people in this country who do not know that countries outside the US had slavery.
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at June 19, 2025 07:15 PM (2myyY)

Or those before the US was founded.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 19, 2025 07:17 PM (8avO+)

258 209 Juneteenth is just an excuse for federal workers to get yet another holiday. Nothing more. They'd make a holiday for finally getting over a case of jock itch, if they could get away with it.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 19, 2025 07:07 PM (XMwZJ)

I don't not see thst as a problem.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 19, 2025 07:17 PM (WnJea)

259 I don't get it. What is a convicted murderer doing on the streets?
Posted by: Decaf at June 19, 2025 06:40 PM (unUNN)


They had to let him out due to the crowding from all those people who misgender each other and don't get their car emissions checked

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2025 07:18 PM (D7oie)

260 I read Hillbilly Elegy. Excellent memoir. JD Vance's writing style was very genuine, and he pulled no punches.* Not sure I want to watch the show. Maybe some day.

*also nothing about humping couches

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler at June 19, 2025 07:18 PM (0aYVJ)

261 It was rampant all over the world throughout all of human history until a little over a century and a half ago when the Brits, and not long after the Americans, started arguing amongst themselves about it.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 19, 2025 07:06 PM (ULPxl)

Exactly. Everybody was doing it. And white Christians were the first to say this should stop.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 19, 2025 07:17 PM (h7ZuX)

The other fun fact is that the alternative to slavery was butchering the prisoners, not leaving them alone to frolic in their home.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 19, 2025 07:19 PM (8avO+)

262
Is jasmine Crockett truly fat or is she one of those really short gals who can't weigh above 50 grams without looking like a bowling ball?

Posted by: naturalfake at June 19, 2025 07:19 PM (iJfKG)

263 I have my own Hillbilly Elegy story. We were in public housing and with food stamps growing up. Now my older brother is a VP overseeing multiple manufacturing plants and I’m a project manager overseeing $100 million projects.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 19, 2025 07:19 PM (tn3dm)

264
So, really, slavery is part of the Poisonous Legacy of Colonialism, the get-out-of-jail-free card for every Third World bunghole. So it's the Brits who should pay reparations.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2025 07:20 PM (QnmlO)

265 CBD sleeps? I thought that he was eternally awake, keeping watch over us all…

Posted by: Bulg at June 19, 2025 07:20 PM (77rzZ)

266 I read Hillbilly Elegy. Excellent memoir. JD Vance's writing style was very genuine, and he pulled no punches.* Not sure I want to watch the show. Maybe some day.

--

I'll say one thing. His mamaw was a pistol. Some of the dialog he relates he has with her...let's just say I would've spontaneously combusted had I heard that kind of language out of my grandma. He called her his "terminator." The name fits.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 19, 2025 07:20 PM (aqc9d)

267 Helena Handbasket -

What can I say? Great minds think alike!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 19, 2025 07:21 PM (qgNn3)

268 "Trust Black Women, Black Women Lead the Way."

If Jasmine Crockett is representative, anyone that follows black women anywhere for any reason deserves whatever happens to them.
-------------
"Fundamentally non-serious" choice.

Posted by: Crusader at June 19, 2025 07:21 PM (TN0g+)

269 I'll say one thing. His mamaw was a pistol. Some of the dialog he relates he has with her...let's just say I would've spontaneously combusted had I heard that kind of language out of my grandma. He called her his "terminator." The name fits.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 19, 2025 07:20 PM (aqc9d)

She also kept at least one gun in every room of the house.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 19, 2025 07:21 PM (MGB5H)

270
Considering the number of slaves imported into Brazil and the death toll among them, why don't the Portuguese get more grief?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2025 07:22 PM (QnmlO)

271 41
'The "Black Woman Speaking Now" trend is funny.'

I'm not laughing.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 19, 2025 07:22 PM (3wi/L)

272 Realistically, the only Donk that has a shot on that list is Newsome, sure he's a psychopathic liar and grease ball, but he's the only one that can even remotely be taken seriously, and that's saying something.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 19, 2025 07:14 PM (XV/Pl)

Traditionally CA candidates do very poorly in non CA areas.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 19, 2025 07:22 PM (8avO+)

273 are you really going to say that emancipation is not worthy of commemorating?
Posted by: tankdemon
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It was the means of that emancipation that I will not celebrate.

Were there countries that had an even larger population of slaves than the U.S.? Yes.

Did they resolve the issue by country-wide war. No. Conflict for sure, but not a war that cost the country 750,000 deaths, and economic/cultural damage from which we have not completly recovered yet.

Abe was motivated, as stated above, by poltical/strategic interest. It was an unnecessary war, conducted at terrible cost.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.. at June 19, 2025 07:23 PM (XeU6L)

274 I don't get it. What is a convicted murderer doing on the streets?
Posted by: Decaf at June 19, 2025 06:40 PM (unUNN)

They had to let him out due to the crowding from all those people who misgender each other and don't get their car emissions checked
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We laugh, but the state of Colorado is attempting to follow the UK's lead and make it an actual *crime* to misgender or dead-name someone. That crap should be knocked down and hard by Trump and/or the Supremes.

Posted by: Crusader at June 19, 2025 07:23 PM (TN0g+)

275 235 Slavery is still legal under the Constitution. It’s just limited to convicted criminals as a punishment.

Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.

So technically I think that pitch for a “Jerry” show on Seinfeld was correct.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 19, 2025 07:12 PM (tn3dm)

Which is why you can see people serving out their community service by picking up trash along the highways.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 19, 2025 07:24 PM (WnJea)

276 Considering the number of slaves imported into Brazil and the death toll among them, why don't the Portuguese get more grief?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

What you gonna get out of Portugese guilt?
Some language nobody can understand?

Posted by: MkY at June 19, 2025 07:24 PM (cPGH3)

277 I don't get the hate for Juneteenth.

Conservatives should celebrate the execution of the Rosenbergs. They were guilty as Hell!

Posted by: Pete in Texas at June 19, 2025 07:24 PM (BHrzb)

278 I'll say one thing. His mamaw was a pistol. Some of the dialog he relates he has with her...let's just say I would've spontaneously combusted had I heard that kind of language out of my grandma. He called her his "terminator." The name fits.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 19, 2025 07:20 PM (aqc9d)

The fact that he is loyal to his mother and family and shows them love is a great tribute to his character. I can tell he and his wife are in love, too, since college.

He's a great guy and I loved, too (I am using the word, "love" a lot!) when he raked Tampon Tim over the coals in the debate. I can't remember what it was over, but Tim's ugly face turned a puce color and I laughed.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 19, 2025 07:24 PM (6PCLE)

279 So, really, slavery is part of the Poisonous Legacy of Colonialism, the get-out-of-jail-free card for every Third World bunghole. So it's the Brits who should pay reparations.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2025 07:20 PM (QnmlO)

They weren't even alone in Atlantic trade, much less the trade in Europe, Arab lands, etc.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 19, 2025 07:24 PM (8avO+)

280 I am waiting for Nissanadan.

Of course there could be a RAM-adan as well.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler at June 19, 2025 07:24 PM (0aYVJ)

281 why don't the Portuguese get more grief"

Follow the money...

Posted by: Man at June 19, 2025 07:25 PM (/Q8P0)

282 Also:

Talcum X has an eminently punch-able mug.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler at June 19, 2025 07:25 PM (0aYVJ)

283 55
'Bluesky is a very barebones operation, '

I wonder how vulnerable they are to DDOS attack.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 19, 2025 07:26 PM (3wi/L)

284
Conservatives should celebrate the execution of the Rosenbergs. They were guilty as Hell!
Posted by: Pete in Texas at June 19, 2025 07:24 PM (BHrzb)

_________

Celebrate with a big, sizzling piece of meat.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2025 07:26 PM (QnmlO)

285 He's a great guy and I loved, too (I am using the word, "love" a lot!) when he raked Tampon Tim over the coals in the debate. I can't remember what it was over, but Tim's ugly face turned a puce color and I laughed.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 19, 2025 07:24 PM (6PCLE)

I liked him when he raked the Europeans over their electoral fraud and speech suppression. And those damn Brussles Sprouts too.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 19, 2025 07:26 PM (8avO+)

286 Paraphrasing one of JD's conversations with Mamaw. At age 10, thinking he might be gay because that's what he heard if you love your guy friends:

JD: Mamaw, I think I might be gay.
Mamaw: Do you want to suck d*cks?
JD: NO!!!
Mamaw: Do you want to have things stuck up your ass?
JD: NO!!!
Mamaw: Then you're not gay, you dumb f*cker.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 19, 2025 07:26 PM (aqc9d)

287 We were supposed to have an event that would be remembered for centuries a couple nights ago.
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2025 06:57 PM (fV+MH)
__________________________

It's all about perspective.

Posted by: Funny walking goat at June 19, 2025 07:26 PM (dIske)

288 Take it from a native Californian:
Gavin Newsom is dangerous.

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2025 07:28 PM (UjdFS)

289 JD: Mamaw, I think I might be gay.
Mamaw: Do you want to suck d*cks?
JD: NO!!!
Mamaw: Do you want to have things stuck up your ass?
JD: NO!!!
Mamaw: Then you're not gay, you dumb f*cker.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 19, 2025 07:26 PM (aqc9d)

That was priceless. Wiser words were never spoken.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 19, 2025 07:28 PM (h7ZuX)

290 Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.

So technically I think that pitch for a “Jerry” show on Seinfeld was correct.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 19, 2025 07:12 PM (tn3dm)

Which is why you can see people serving out their community service by picking up trash along the highways.
Posted by: tankdemon at June 19, 2025 07:24 PM (WnJea)

I can just see future rules lawyering Democratic states having little trials in the Hospital and convicting babies to get slavery back .

Posted by: Oldcat at June 19, 2025 07:28 PM (8avO+)

291 Talcum X has an eminently punch-able mug.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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One supposes that Rachel Dolezol will be celebrating. Wait, is that dead-naming?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.. at June 19, 2025 07:29 PM (XeU6L)

292 Today is Juneteenth? Why didn't my boss give me the day off?

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2025 07:29 PM (UjdFS)

293 273 Bullshit. He was fighting secession, not, originally, slavery.

Posted by: Bulg at June 19, 2025 07:30 PM (77rzZ)

294 The only 'normal' candidate in the "2028 Democratic Presidential Primary Poll" is Shapiro and he's dead last. Probably too Jewish and normal by current Dem standards.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 19, 2025 07:30 PM (EweRc)

295 Maybe he's Raycis.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 19, 2025 07:30 PM (0e/QT)

296 Do not take Dolezol if you are allergic to Dolezol.

Posted by: Read the bottle! at June 19, 2025 07:31 PM (PiwSw)

297 There are so many people in this country who do not know it was the British who established the slave trade and had slavery in the West Indes until the 1830s.

As far as international slave trade goes, I think the historical precedent was set by Arab slave traders, centuries before the British. Or perhaps you might think Joseph’s brothers selling him into slavery in Egypt was an international slave trade?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 19, 2025 07:31 PM (qgNn3)

298 “Mamaw” is a stupid word. Just use “Grandma.”

Posted by: Bulg at June 19, 2025 07:31 PM (77rzZ)

299 Brazil imported 10x as many slaves as the entire North America and didn't ban slavery until 1883.

Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2025 07:32 PM (VofaG)

300 Is depleted uranium out for Rods of God?
Poor depleted uranium! Nobody loves you.
Posted by: naturalfake

Uranium isn't that dense, and you likely can afford harder and denser things for Rods from God.
Posted by: Oldcat

Uranium: 19.1 g/cm3 , melts at 1132C

Tungsten 19.3 g/cm3 , melts at 3422C

Advantages: Tungsten.
Posted by: mikeski

And the DU would self-ignite from the re-entry heat. Probably burn itself out before it hits the ground.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 19, 2025 07:32 PM (/lPRQ)

301 The Muslims were bery bad at slavery. 90% didn't survive the journey.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 19, 2025 07:32 PM (0e/QT)

302 Considering the number of slaves imported into Brazil and the death toll among them, why don't the Portuguese get more grief?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2025 07:22 PM (QnmlO)

Money. The Portugee have no MONEY.

Posted by: The Truth at June 19, 2025 07:32 PM (R/m4+)

303 Mamaw” is a stupid word. Just use “Grandma.”
Posted by: Bulg at June 19, 2025 07:31 PM (77rzZ)

Are you being serious?

Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2025 07:33 PM (VofaG)

304 I take it you are opposed to Meemaw too.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 19, 2025 07:33 PM (AcTAo)

305 Bullshit. He was fighting secession, not, originally, slavery.
Posted by: Bulg
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And that is what Juneteenth (the topic) is about, right?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.. at June 19, 2025 07:33 PM (XeU6L)

306 Cafe is open!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 19, 2025 07:34 PM (h7ZuX)

307 Bullshit. He was fighting secession, not, originally, slavery.
Posted by: Bulg at June 19, 2025 07:30 PM (77rzZ)

The South started the fighting so Abe's motives are moot anyhow. They were desperate to fight since previous political crises showed they would crumble if left alone for cooler heads to prevail as in the Jacksonian and 1850 crises.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 19, 2025 07:34 PM (8avO+)

308 303 Yes. I’m tired of adults using baby-talk words.

Posted by: Bulg at June 19, 2025 07:34 PM (77rzZ)

309 The United States banned the importation of slaves before Britain did. Granted it was just a month or so before in 1834 and they banned slavery overall.

Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2025 07:35 PM (VofaG)

310 That would be nood. Cafe.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 19, 2025 07:35 PM (h7ZuX)

311 I take it you are opposed to Meemaw too.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 19, 2025 07:33 PM (AcTAo)

most of these titles are coined by the actual babies or siblings

Posted by: Oldcat at June 19, 2025 07:35 PM (8avO+)

312 I'll give Talcum X credit at keeping his grift going, even after he turned out to be cos-playing Black Nationalist Revolutionary and was whiter than me. Hope he's investing all that loot well because everything has an expiration date.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 19, 2025 07:35 PM (EweRc)

313 2028 Democratic Presidential Primary Poll

Kamala Harris 26%
Gavin Newsom 21%
AOC 14%
Pete Buttigieg 11%
Tim Walz 10%
Josh Shapiro 3%

Co/efficient poll | June 12-16


---- ----

So the top five candidates are women, and the last one is a Jew in single digits.

OK, Dems, go with that.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 19, 2025 07:36 PM (6ydKt)

314 Not supposed to hate your brother.
Pray that your brother comes to the knowledge of Christ's saving grace.

Posted by: Eromero at June 19, 2025 07:37 PM (LHPAg)

315 The United States banned the importation of slaves before Britain did. Granted it was just a month or so before in 1834 and they banned slavery overall.
Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2025 07:35 PM (VofaG)

Slave trade was banned in the Constitution itself, 20 years after the ratification. Thus, 1809.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 19, 2025 07:37 PM (8avO+)

316
The South started the fighting so Abe's motives are moot anyhow. They were desperate to fight since previous political crises showed they would crumble if left alone for cooler heads to prevail as in the Jacksonian and 1850 crises.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 19, 2025 07:34 PM (8avO+)

———

There was also a growing contingent of people that didn’t view themselves as citizens of a state but rather citizens of “The United States”.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 19, 2025 07:37 PM (tn3dm)

317 The Muslims were bery bad at slavery. 90% didn't survive the journey.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 19, 2025 07:32 PM (0e/QT)

Castration followed by long hikes with no medical care has a low survival rate.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 19, 2025 07:39 PM (8avO+)

318 We called one grandmother “Bunny”. Her name was Berenice. I think “Bunny” was close enough, and she didn’t mind!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 19, 2025 07:42 PM (qgNn3)

319 The more I have thought about it the more I come to believe the slave owners were the genesis of 75% of the problems in the USA.

About 90% of the benefit of slavery went to only several dozen families in the South. They did not care one whit about future generations of Americans but only their own avarice.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 19, 2025 07:42 PM (tn3dm)

320 The Muslims were bery bad at slavery. 90% didn't survive the journey.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 19, 2025 07:32 PM (0e/QT)

There is a story in "The Scramble For Africa" of some Zanzibar Slave Trader who upon hearing one of his canoe boats full of female slaves had sunk or whatever and the slaves all died remarked..."Is the boat ok?"

Zanzibar was big time slave empire.

Posted by: Chinese Gordon at June 19, 2025 07:46 PM (R/m4+)

321 There was also a growing contingent of people that didn’t view themselves as citizens of a state but rather citizens of “The United States”.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 19, 2025 07:37 PM (tn3dm)

I think that distinction is a wishcast from the future rather than real in the period. The Constitution speaks of "the United States", Virginians and New England state residents had no issue becoming Ohioans or Kentuckians once new states were made.

The Articles of Confederation had failed so spectacularly that people had little opposition to the new government that hadn't actually been asked for popped out of the convention. The fact that European nations could chop out an individual state was a known danger for a long time in the early days of the country.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 19, 2025 07:46 PM (8avO+)

322 NY National Guard at Penn Station (a Federal Asset) ... OK
CA National Guard protecting Federal Assets ... NOT OK

Democrats are warped minded hypocrites.

Posted by: Indy Bill at June 19, 2025 07:56 PM (+WI3k)

323 the leftwing terrorist website BlueSky -- more like BlueScum amirite

Pronounce it "Blooski", to rhyme with "Russki."

Posted by: GWB at June 19, 2025 08:00 PM (doQhm)

324 Wut da hayull?!

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at June 19, 2025 09:18 PM (HDrsj)

325 Josh Shapiro aside (and he has no chance of winning the nomination anyway) that is an abysmal group of party frontrunners.

Harris lost. And she only won the nomination the first time because there was no primary to compete in.

Shoeonhead nailed it in her description of Walz - he really is the world’s first white male DEI hire.

Gavin Newsom makes Giant Douche look like a real cool dude to hang out and have a beer with. Plus he is a complete clusterfuck of a governor.

Buttigeg is possibly the single most incompetent cabinet secretary of the last 20 years.

And Cortez? The raging woke Marxist and slathering fan of Nazi sympathizer Evita Peron? Where do I even begin?

What a lineup. The GOP would have to royally fuck things up for any one of those assclowns to have the most remote of chances of winning. Which is less of a comforting thought than it should be.

Posted by: Squealer at June 19, 2025 10:30 PM (reCyw)

326 why do you think being a 9/11 truther makes Veitch "blue"?

Posted by: susan Harms at June 20, 2025 06:00 AM (Kkd7F)

327 " Veitch was a big 9/11 Truther. So this might be a case of blue on blue violence."

Ever watch video of WTC 7 falling down? Never hit by any plane. Came down like a brick falling out of the sky.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WNk674LZrI

Posted by: Jerome at June 20, 2025 04:23 PM (zIg45)

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Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat