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Japan during cherry blossom season.

Chiropractor gives a giraffe a neck adjustment and she looks like she's in love.

Doggos taking a bath.

Dog actor does a great job and gets his big-time Hollywood salary of one (1) ball.

Jaguar waits in tree and then 1, pounces, and 2, seizes an alligator.

When you're not around, dogs get up to all sorts of nonsense.

What is this odd, adorable little critter? Some kind of weasel?

This squirrel knows it's gonna take a montage to beat the bullies in the big skiing race.

Dog thinks all it takes to get ice cream from the ice cream truck is to queue up in line and today, he's right.

The cutest dog on your block. (Contains Australian accent.)

Cat has the up-and-at-'em work ethic of a postal worker.

I was told that someone likes otters.

Big dog is the cutest little baby.

The face-off we’ve all been waiting for pic.twitter.com/egPfLN7fHp
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1 asdfasdf

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 18, 2025 07:31 PM (HuRzZ)

2 We've got some severe thunderstorms with "destructive" 70 mile winds rolling through. How are my fellow Michiganders west of Tweeville?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2025 07:34 PM (kpS4V)

3 Spud the Bull.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at June 18, 2025 07:34 PM (dR6yv)

4 The dog actor was cute.

DisneyChannel had a cute show called "Dog With a Blog" where a talking dog has a blog. It was a cute show and the dog was amazing.

Posted by: Stateless.. 33% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 18, 2025 07:36 PM (jvJvP)

5 "What is this odd, adorable little critter? Some kind of weasel?"

Mink?

Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf! at June 18, 2025 07:37 PM (XqSVb)

6 >>2 We've got some severe thunderstorms with "destructive" 70 mile winds rolling through. How are my fellow Michiganders west of Tweeville?

that's rough. I was just whining to myself about all the rain and then all the gross humidity as the rain cooks off. Much less of a threat than 70 mph winds and thunderstorms.

Posted by: ace at June 18, 2025 07:37 PM (KRtlO)

7
I was pulling for that jaguar vs the gator. I wonder what happened underwater.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 18, 2025 07:37 PM (HuRzZ)

8 >>>Mink?

really? Then I'm anti-mink fur-wearing! They're adorable!

Posted by: ace at June 18, 2025 07:38 PM (KRtlO)

9 Spud the Bull is cute.

Posted by: Stateless.. 33% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 18, 2025 07:38 PM (jvJvP)

10 No, Ace, high humidity is worse even than the funky derecho. I get very cranky.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2025 07:39 PM (kpS4V)

11 I'm gonna guess that the black weasel-like critter is a sable.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 18, 2025 07:39 PM (s8j++)

12 Bideo

Posted by: Accomack at June 18, 2025 07:40 PM (+sNap)

13 2 We've got some severe thunderstorms with "destructive" 70 mile winds rolling through. How are my fellow Michiganders west of Tweeville?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2025 07:34 PM (kpS4V)

I'm across the border outside of gunshot range of Detroit.

We're waiting for the storms.

Posted by: Stateless.. 33% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 18, 2025 07:40 PM (jvJvP)

14 6. Spring in Japan

EPA will bust them for pollution of the water way!

Pink in Pride month.. in Japan!!!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 18, 2025 07:40 PM (hshmN)

15 Critical Drinker on Rachel Zegler's implosion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fez_4ahU0yc

Posted by: Archimedes at June 18, 2025 07:40 PM (s8j++)

16 Waiting to hear nurse squee in 3...2...1...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 18, 2025 07:41 PM (Wnv9h)

17 SQUEEEEEEEEEE!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 18, 2025 07:41 PM (JmdRC)

18 On the Internet, no one knows you are a dog

Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2025 07:41 PM (D7oie)

19 The cherry tree blossom video looks like a dream, that can't be a real place. It's like Switzerland, too beautiful to be real.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 18, 2025 07:41 PM (IFJVl)

20 Spud the Bull is cute.
Posted by: Stateless.. 33% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 18, 2025 07:38 PM (jvJvP)

They always are.

Posted by: David French at June 18, 2025 07:42 PM (zZu0s)

21 "Giraffe Chiropractor" is not a real job. It sounds like a gag guest on Johnny Carson.

Posted by: mikeski at June 18, 2025 07:42 PM (DgGvY)

22 I'm gonna guess that the black weasel-like critter is a sable.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 18, 2025 07:39 PM

Keep that bad boy away from Gorky Park.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 18, 2025 07:42 PM (Wnv9h)

23 One isolated thunderbumper cell near me, but it looks like it will pass just north. No 70+ mph winds today either.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 18, 2025 07:43 PM (ULPxl)

24 Ah, to have that view while eating sushi and drinking hot sake, followed up by a (pick one) Kirin Ichiban, Sapporo or an Asahi.

For the ultimate Japanese experience.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 18, 2025 07:43 PM (vm8sq)

25 Rapid reaction squee force!

Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf! at June 18, 2025 07:43 PM (XqSVb)

26 SQUEEEEEEEEEE!
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 18, 2025 07:41 PM

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 18, 2025 07:43 PM (Wnv9h)

27
Big Dan got a bath today. He's going to the vet on Friday (routine annual exam) and to Texas A&M next week for a heart exam.

Poor Danny. He doesn't have the best head, but otherwise he's built like a brick outdoor sanitation facility with both doors open. And for a huge dog he's amazingly light on his feet.

But, although he has his Grand Championship, he told us he didn't want to be a show dog and we respected his wishes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2025 07:43 PM (QnmlO)

28 I always have this one thought when I see weird exotic pets and it kind of distracts me from everything else, and that thought is, how do you keep it from pooping everywhere? Can you house train any animal? Or are there just little poop gifts left everywhere and that's just your life now? So all this is going through my head each time.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 18, 2025 07:43 PM (cduTK)

29 Keep that bad boy away from Gorky Park.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 18, 2025 07:42 PM (Wnv9h)

Listening to the wind, of change……

Posted by: Scorpions at June 18, 2025 07:44 PM (vm8sq)

30 Im on a business trip but it’s hot and humid as hell here in the south.

Was beautiful when I left New York. Like 67 degrees beautiful.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 18, 2025 07:44 PM (zuAlv)

31 Bull plating with the ball is cute, but that woman is a little *too* enamored of it. There is a reason people with experience say 'never make a pet of a bull'.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 18, 2025 07:44 PM (ULPxl)

32 "Giraffe Chiropractor" is not a real job. It sounds like a gag guest on Johnny Carson.
Posted by: mikeski at June 18, 2025 07:42 PM (DgGvY)

Big deal, there's only 7 bones there to adjust.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 18, 2025 07:44 PM (8avO+)

33 19 The cherry tree blossom video looks like a dream, that can't be a real place. It's like Switzerland, too beautiful to be real.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 18, 2025 07:41 PM (IFJVl)

That shot with Fuji-San in the background.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 18, 2025 07:45 PM (vm8sq)

34 All I know is Karen Read was found not guilty, so maybe God does love us after all.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 18, 2025 07:46 PM (ahZpG)

35
"Giraffe Chiropractor" is not a real job. It sounds like a gag guest on Johnny Carson.
Posted by: mikeski

=============

Hell, Human Chiropractor is not a real job.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 18, 2025 07:46 PM (HuRzZ)

36 >>> 28 I always have this one thought when I see weird exotic pets and it kind of distracts me from everything else, and that thought is, how do you keep it from pooping everywhere? Can you house train any animal? Or are there just little poop gifts left everywhere and that's just your life now? So all this is going through my head each time.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 18, 2025 07:43 PM (cduTK)

No, and yes unless you put a diaper on it. Some people do but some people are not as bright.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 18, 2025 07:46 PM (ULPxl)

37 Im on a business trip but it’s hot and humid as hell here in the south.

Was beautiful when I left New York. Like 67 degrees beautiful.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 18, 2025 07:44 PM

Don't worry. Stupid heat and humidity will be awaiting you on your return.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 18, 2025 07:46 PM (Wnv9h)

38 I always have this one thought when I see weird exotic pets and it kind of distracts me from everything else, and that thought is, how do you keep it from pooping everywhere? Can you house train any animal? Or are there just little poop gifts left everywhere and that's just your life now? So all this is going through my head each time.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 18, 2025 07:43 PM (cduTK)

A lot of pets can be trained to warn you or poop in a designated spot.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 18, 2025 07:46 PM (8avO+)

39 Like 67 degrees beautiful.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 18, 2025 07:44 PM (zuAlv)

That sounds horrible. Cold as Karen Read's heart.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 18, 2025 07:47 PM (ahZpG)

40 We're waiting for the storms.
Posted by: Stateless.. 33% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 18, 2025 07:40 PM (

Waiting to be born again
Wanting, the saddest kind of pain.
Waiting for the day when I will crawl away.
Nothing is what I feel.
Waiting for the drugs to make it real.
Waiting for the day when I will crawl away.
Waiting to be disciplined.
Aching for your nails across my skin.
Waiting for the day when I will crawl, waiting for the day when I will crawl away.

Posted by: Porcupine Tree at June 18, 2025 07:48 PM (vm8sq)

41 >>> 38
==
A lot of pets can be trained to warn you or poop in a designated spot.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 18, 2025 07:46 PM (8avO+)

Ok pigs for one *naturally* pick a spot as their toilet, away from their food, but why would you want a bacon seed as a *pet*?!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 18, 2025 07:48 PM (ULPxl)

42 I knew exactly what those 2 dads were cooking up.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 18, 2025 07:48 PM (MGB5H)

43 "Giraffe Chiropractor" is not a real job. It sounds like a gag guest on Johnny Carson.
Posted by: mikeski

You should see them work on dogs & horses.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2025 07:48 PM (khdFd)

44 I think Candace Owens wants us to know she's a Big Dummy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 18, 2025 07:49 PM (RIvkX)

45 That is a caiman, not an alligator.

Posted by: Richarad at June 18, 2025 07:49 PM (uXnkN)

46
"Giraffe Chiropractor" is not a real job. It sounds like a gag guest on Johnny Carson.
Posted by: mikeski at June 18, 2025 07:42 PM (DgGvY)

__________

We take our guys to a veterinary chiropractor and they get real relief from the treatment. Though the high margin part of the practice is on horses.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2025 07:49 PM (QnmlO)

47 Malkin was never the same after her relative went missing

Posted by: ... at June 18, 2025 07:49 PM (E0p3T)

48 Ok pigs for one *naturally* pick a spot as their toilet, away from their food, but why would you want a bacon seed as a *pet*?!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 18, 2025 07:48 PM

Food should not be pets. Looking at you, rabbits.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 18, 2025 07:49 PM (Wnv9h)

49 Ok pigs for one *naturally* pick a spot as their toilet, away from their food, but why would you want a bacon seed as a *pet*?!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 18, 2025 07:48 PM (ULPxl)

He or she will always be with you as long as the freezer stays plugged in.

And pigs are not particularly exotic, farm people have them as pet-like critters all over.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 18, 2025 07:50 PM (8avO+)

50 44 I think Candace Owens wants us to know she's a Big Dummy.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 18, 2025 07:49 PM (RIvkX)

She’s off the deep end.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 18, 2025 07:50 PM (vm8sq)

51 How are my fellow Michiganders west of Tweeville?

Posted by: All Hail Eris

=====

It got sporty in our sw corner, but no damage or outages.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 18, 2025 07:50 PM (IaRbL)

52 A lot of pets can be trained to warn you or poop in a designated spot.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 18, 2025 07:46 PM (8avO+)
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Takes about 5 minutes to litter-box train a cat. Just drop them in the litter box and wait for them to go. Once they figure it out, you're done.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 18, 2025 07:51 PM (GlyvH)

53 She’s off the deep end.
Posted by: Cow Demon at June 18, 2025 07:50 PM (vm8sq)

She's far from the shallow now.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 18, 2025 07:51 PM (MGB5H)

54 I always have this one thought when I see weird exotic pets and it kind of distracts me from everything else, and that thought is, how do you keep it from pooping everywhere? Can you house train any animal? Or are there just little poop gifts left everywhere and that's just your life now? So all this is going through my head each time.
Posted by: banana Dream

They say rabbits can be litter box trained. I've not seen it. I've seen them drop as they hop.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2025 07:51 PM (khdFd)

55 >>>Jaguar waits in tree and then 1, pounces, and 2, seizes an alligator.

And then 3, let's the alligator get away.

It was a good effort though.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 18, 2025 07:52 PM (p4nXC)

56 We take our guys to a veterinary chiropractor and they get real relief from the treatment. Though the high margin part of the practice is on horses.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2025 07:49 PM (QnmlO)

People crack their knuckles too but they don't call themselves doctor and get degrees.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 18, 2025 07:52 PM (8avO+)

57 Jaguar waits in tree and then 1, pounces, and 2, seizes an alligator.

And then 3, let's the alligator get away.

It was a good effort though.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 18, 2025 07:52 PM (p4nXC)

just a warning.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 18, 2025 07:52 PM (8avO+)

58 Takes about 5 minutes to litter-box train a cat. Just drop them in the litter box and wait for them to go. Once they figure it out, you're done.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

What's cool is training them to use the toilet.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2025 07:52 PM (khdFd)

59 Ok pigs for one *naturally* pick a spot as their toilet, away from their food, but why would you want a bacon seed as a *pet*?!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 18, 2025 07:48 PM (ULPxl)

The question answers itself. Don’t you want to one day see the bacon seed trapped in mortal solitude? At which point you lift the gleaming cleaver, and SLICE THE FLESH TO SHREDS, watching the pork fly free? Hunger growing stronger, none survive your wrath? (H/t, Slayer)

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 18, 2025 07:53 PM (vm8sq)

60 Only 35 more views of Mt. Fuji to go

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2025 07:53 PM (BNLtx)

61 Candace is a weird one. Never really saw her too much, and glad I did not become a fan back when she was sane.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 18, 2025 07:53 PM (zZu0s)

62 Takes about 5 minutes to litter-box train a cat. Just drop them in the litter box and wait for them to go. Once they figure it out, you're done.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 18, 2025 07:51 PM (GlyvH)

Cats get it built in, yes. Dogs whine for the walks. I presume most equivalent animals are trainable.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 18, 2025 07:54 PM (8avO+)

63 "Spud" the bull is fun now. Wait till the neighbor puts in a herd of heifers in the next pasture.

Posted by: Haimerej at June 18, 2025 07:54 PM (NPwVV)

64 "Takes about 5 minutes to litter-box train a cat."

I'd pay somebody to train my cats to scoop the litter boxes for me.

Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf! at June 18, 2025 07:54 PM (XqSVb)

65 Warm and humid in much of the country. Recent study proved that watching cute penguin videos lowers your body temp and increases satisfaction, overall.

Posted by: Penguin Promotion Board at June 18, 2025 07:54 PM (G5+As)

66 >>>45 That is a caiman, not an alligator.

how can I tell them apart?

Posted by: ace at June 18, 2025 07:55 PM (KRtlO)

67 Waiting for the day when I will crawl, waiting for the day when I will crawl away.
Posted by: Porcupine Tree at June 18, 2025 07:48 PM (vm8sq)

That summed up my mood.
Thanks.

Posted by: Stateless.. 33% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 18, 2025 07:55 PM (jvJvP)

68 All the weasely critters with which have any experience have piss that smells awful. I mean really really offensive. That alone would keep me from having one.

Posted by: toby928 at June 18, 2025 07:55 PM (jc0TO)

69 Candace Owens or Amber Heard

Which is more crazy?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2025 07:56 PM (BNLtx)

70 "Takes about 5 minutes to litter-box train a cat."

I'd pay somebody to train my cats to scoop the litter boxes for me.
Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf! at June 18, 2025 07:54 PM (XqSVb)
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It is possible to toilet train a cat, but takes much longer and much more patience. I don't think you can teach them to flush, though.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 18, 2025 07:56 PM (GlyvH)

71 Takes about 5 minutes to litter-box train a cat. Just drop them in the litter box and wait for them to go. Once they figure it out, you're done.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

What's cool is training them to use the toilet.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2025 07:52 PM (khdFd)

Not sure I want to teach them to flush for entertainment. Many of my cats like to watch the water go away when cleaning when they were younger.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 18, 2025 07:56 PM (8avO+)

72 Jaguar waits in tree and then 1, pounces, and 2, seizes an alligator.
_______
Until now, I never realized jaguars are Republicans and alligators are Democrats.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 18, 2025 07:56 PM (od0dV)

73 "how can I tell them apart?
Posted by: ace"

One starts with C and one starts with A.

Posted by: Orion at June 18, 2025 07:57 PM (vFG9F)

74 Caimans have long narrow snouts full of teeth.

Alligators have more blunt snouts full of teeth.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2025 07:57 PM (BNLtx)

75 I just benched 250lbs! New PR.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 18, 2025 07:57 PM (wpNuR)

76 From wiki:

They are relatively small-sized crocodilians with an average maximum weight of 6 to 40 kg (13 to 88 lb) depending on species, with the exception of the black caiman (Melanosuchus niger), which can grow more than 4 m (13 ft) in length and weigh in excess of 450 kg (1,000 Ib).

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 18, 2025 07:57 PM (zZu0s)

77 Saw a video of a cat that had trained itself to flush. All day and all night just for laughs.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 18, 2025 07:58 PM (8avO+)

78 68 All the weasely critters with which have any experience have piss that smells awful. I mean really really offensive. That alone would keep me from having one.
Posted by: toby928

It's a glandular problem. We can't help it.

Posted by: Mikey the Mink at June 18, 2025 07:58 PM (G5+As)

79 Lovely Japanese cherry blossom pictures.

The cute little animal, a marten?

Posted by: L - Ni nic, another fine day at June 18, 2025 07:59 PM (NFX2v)

80 69 Candace Owens or Amber Heard

Which is more crazy?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2025 07:56 PM (BNLtx)

Candace is the Meghan Markle of Amber Heards.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 18, 2025 07:59 PM (IFJVl)

81 Don't worry. Stupid heat and humidity will be awaiting you on your return.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 18, 2025 07:46 PM (Wnv9h)

Thank god, I’m enjoying changing my shirt three times a day. Is it grimy in MA / NH, too?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 18, 2025 08:00 PM (zuAlv)

82 All the weasely critters with which have any experience have piss that smells awful. I mean really really offensive. That alone would keep me from having one.
Posted by: toby928 at June 18, 2025 07:55 PM (jc0TO)

Think on some they remove the musk gland to make them tolerable.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 18, 2025 08:00 PM (8avO+)

83 That's a mink. My neighbors across the canyon ran a mink farm. They are the meanest, nastiest bastards in the animal kingdom. You can let them bite your leather glove through the cage and they will not let go. Not even if you repeatedly bash their face against the bars.
Our neighbors fed them the fish guts and ground up mink carcasses.
(Nearby fish farms)
The smell was atrocious.

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at June 18, 2025 08:01 PM (g7pxZ)

84 66 >>>45 That is a caiman, not an alligator.

how can I tell them apart?

Posted by: ace at June 18, 2025 07:55 PM (KRtlO)
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You ask it of course.

Posted by: Doctor Dolittle can talk to the trees at June 18, 2025 08:01 PM (sPQoU)

85 >I was pulling for that jaguar vs the gator. I wonder what happened underwater.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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what happens underwater, stays underwater

Posted by: Don Black at June 18, 2025 08:01 PM (AOsQT)

86
Critical Drinker on Rachel Zegler's implosion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fez_4ahU0yc
Posted by: Archimedes

==============

Yeah, that sort of thing is porny but we'll see. She has a fantastic voice, she's beautiful, and she's young -- she has time to come back. Huge numbers of swoony girls want to be her. She's receiving rave reviews for Evita, by the way.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 18, 2025 08:01 PM (HuRzZ)

87 That sounds horrible. Cold as Karen Read's heart.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 18, 2025 07:47 PM (ahZpG)

Im optimized for a temperate range of about 25-70. Outside that, I’m unhappy.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 18, 2025 08:01 PM (zuAlv)

88 Some cats are unskilled at burying their scat, and paw randomly, futilely in the general area. A few, like my Flash, are veritable civil engineers, who study the situation very carefully, and then complete the job effectively with no more than two efficient gestures.

But at least they all hit the target.

Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf! at June 18, 2025 08:01 PM (XqSVb)

89 They say rabbits can be litter box trained. I've not seen it. I've seen them drop as they hop.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2025 07:51 PM (khdFd)

We're fostering two mini floppy eared bunnies and they are for the most part little box trained. They will poop out of the box if they are mad at us or don't like some new food we introduce.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 18, 2025 08:02 PM (dLmtu)

90 @Osint613 brings teh funneh:

https://tinyurl.com/mr37c96n

Posted by: JQ at June 18, 2025 08:02 PM (rdVOm)

91
People crack their knuckles too but they don't call themselves doctor and get degrees.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 18, 2025 07:52 PM (8avO+)

__________

Except that they're actual DVMs.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2025 08:03 PM (QnmlO)

92 Some cats are unskilled at burying their scat, and paw randomly, futilely in the general area. A few, like my Flash, are veritable civil engineers, who study the situation very carefully, and then complete the job effectively with no more than two efficient gestures.

But at least they all hit the target.
Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf! at June 18, 2025 08:01 PM (XqSVb)

The dig to china cat. Yep.

I had a female cat that as she aged would rise up from the squat and I had to use the covered box.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 18, 2025 08:04 PM (8avO+)

93 Im optimized for a temperate range of about 25-70. Outside that, I’m unhappy.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 18, 2025 08:01 PM (zuAlv)

I'm with you on that.

If you mean Celsius.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 18, 2025 08:04 PM (dJyNc)

94 No, the mullahs are not coming to the negotiating table. Not then, not now, not ever. And even f they did, they'd just pull the Taqiyya twist. At least Israel understands.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 18, 2025 08:05 PM (x2CMu)

95 70
It is possible to toilet train a cat, but takes much longer and much more patience. I don't think you can teach them to flush, though.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 18, 2025 07:56 PM (GlyvH)
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With the right kind of handle you will grow tired of hearing the upstairs toilet flushing with no other people in the house. Also your water bill.

Posted by: Ciampino - reflush at June 18, 2025 08:05 PM (sPQoU)

96 "What is this odd, adorable little critter? Some kind of weasel?"

Mink?
Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf! at June 18, 2025 07:37 PM (XqSVb)

Pine Marten?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2025 08:05 PM (jDekt)

97 I saw that stroller game coming from the square onward!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 18, 2025 08:05 PM (hshmN)

98 "how can I tell them apart?
Posted by: ace"

One will see you later and one will see you after while.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2025 08:08 PM (khdFd)

99 Not sure I want to teach them to flush for entertainment. Many of my cats like to watch the water go away when cleaning when they were younger.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 18, 2025 07:56 PM (8avO+)

Trumpy used to go into the bathroom, lift the handle of the water faucet and used to enjoy watching the water cascade down the faucet.

I miss that cat...

Posted by: Stateless.. 33% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 18, 2025 08:08 PM (jvJvP)

100 Also, my older sister had a pet cockateil. She trained it to poop on command. She would say, "Let 'er rip, Scoobie", and it would shit every time

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at June 18, 2025 08:08 PM (g7pxZ)

101 A failed plan by a young, hungry Jaguar.

Posted by: L - Ni nic, another fine day at June 18, 2025 08:08 PM (NFX2v)

102 we're not really gonna talk about catshit, are we?

this is AoS- boobs, burgers, blunderbusses...

Posted by: Don Black at June 18, 2025 08:09 PM (AOsQT)

103 Rachel Zegler's next movie will be in 20 years. It will be a remake of Sunset Boulevard.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2025 08:09 PM (BNLtx)

104 AZ deplorable, How are ya ?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2025 08:10 PM (DLqye)

105 Candace Owens or Amber Heard

Which is more crazy?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2025 08:10 PM (khdFd)

106 Rachel Zegler's next movie will be in 20 years. It will be a remake of Sunset Boulevard.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2025 08:09 PM (BNLtx)

I don't think she's the type to cheat the wall even a little bit.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 18, 2025 08:10 PM (8avO+)

107 Did I hear it's your birthday Ben Had?

Posted by: fd at June 18, 2025 08:11 PM (vFG9F)

108 I can tell you where they fall on my hot-crazy matrix...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 18, 2025 08:11 PM (CA3k/)

109 69
'Which is more crazy?'

Quien es mas loco?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 18, 2025 08:11 PM (3wi/L)

110 fd, rickb223 let the cat out of the bag.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2025 08:12 PM (DLqye)

111 Happy Birthday Ben Had!!!

Posted by: Weasel at June 18, 2025 08:12 PM (Ldgt5)

112 The dig to china cat. Yep.

I had a cat like that. I was waiting for the sound of a dozer being brought over to the litterbox.

And she still missed the hole she dug.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 18, 2025 08:13 PM (7xrfc)

113 this is AoS- boobs, burgers, blunderbusses...
Posted by: Don Black

muzzle-loaders.com

Traditions kit.54 cal. Percussion

Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2025 08:13 PM (khdFd)

114 Happy birthday!

Posted by: bonhomme at June 18, 2025 08:13 PM (wpNuR)

115 Happy Birthday to you, Ben Had!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2025 08:13 PM (jDekt)

116 she's beautiful, and she's young -- she has time to come back.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
________
She's good looking, but short, thin, and eyes too far apart. Allowing for taste, between a 6 and 8.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 18, 2025 08:13 PM (ITkJX)

117
Tousi TV seems to think the mullohcracy is done.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 18, 2025 08:13 PM (HuRzZ)

118 fd, rickb223 let the cat out of the bag.
Posted by: Ben Had

I'm sorry. 😢

Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2025 08:14 PM (khdFd)

119 Happy birthday, Ben Had!

Posted by: She Hobbit at June 18, 2025 08:14 PM (ftFVW)

120 Happy Birthday Ben Had, may you have many many more.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2025 08:14 PM (BNLtx)

121 The picture topside is striking. First trip to WESPAC, we had a layover at Yokota before heading South. Captain on the plane announced Mt. Fuji coming up, and then made another pass so people on both sides of the aisle could get a view or picture.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 18, 2025 08:14 PM (gm9Sb)

122 75
'I just benched 250lbs! New PR.'

Good job.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 18, 2025 08:14 PM (3wi/L)

123 Happy Birthday, Ben Had.

(I am just piling on in case it isn't your birthday.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 18, 2025 08:14 PM (CA3k/)

124 Only downside to the doggos taking baths in those planters is when one of the front paws slip and he goes in head first.....yikes.

Posted by: Johnny Been Good at June 18, 2025 08:15 PM (AN+ve)

125 Giraffe chiropractics is small beans. All the big $$$ is in wombat proctology.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 18, 2025 08:15 PM (cduTK)

126 Well then, all together now!

Happy birthday Ben Had
Happy birthday Ben Had
Here's to the best birthday
That's ever Ben Had
Happy birthday Ben Had

Posted by: fd at June 18, 2025 08:15 PM (vFG9F)

127 Let me buy you all a libation as I celebrate my good fortune in knowing all of you.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2025 08:17 PM (DLqye)

128 126 Concur!

Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf! at June 18, 2025 08:17 PM (XqSVb)

129 "Just do not fly too close to Mt. Fuji old chap." - BOAC 707 Speedbird 911.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2025 08:17 PM (BNLtx)

130 Thanks, Dr Claw.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 18, 2025 08:17 PM (wpNuR)

131 125 Wombat fighting forces are feared the world over. Everything is AJ, squared away.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 18, 2025 08:18 PM (gm9Sb)

132 Think it would be most of correct to note it’s likely a caiman, not an alligator, because most jaguars are in South and Central America and the crocodilians there are caimans, Orinoco and American crocodiles,whereas true alligators are extant only in North America and China. But. ..there is an overlap of migrant jags in South Texas and gators there, so maybe.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at June 18, 2025 08:18 PM (hlNLQ)

133 The left really really wants a CW

@libsoftiktok 2m
UPDATE: Self described Antifa and trained sharpshooter who was charged for threatening Trump has been released from prison by Federal Magistrate Judge Ivan Davis. - DailyMail

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 18, 2025 08:18 PM (mlg/3)

134 129 Speaking of CAT ...

Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf! at June 18, 2025 08:18 PM (XqSVb)

135 rickb223, I am just wondering how you remembered?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2025 08:18 PM (DLqye)

136 I don't find Zegler attractive at all.

Stupid and entitled is a -3 from base and her eyes are far enough apart to make it a deal breaker at that point.

Posted by: jsg at June 18, 2025 08:19 PM (Fb6t4)

137 116

'She's good looking, but short, thin, and eyes too far apart. Allowing for taste, between a 6 and 8.'

She's a Starbuck's 6.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 18, 2025 08:19 PM (3wi/L)

138 We can not allow Iraq to build an atomic bomb

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at June 18, 2025 08:20 PM (uy2GZ)

139 Rachel Zegler is no Sean Young.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2025 08:20 PM (BNLtx)

140 AZ deplorable, How are ya ?
Posted by: Ben Had

Thanks for checking!

Still improving with more needed.

And I see I need to sing a song to you today!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 18, 2025 08:21 PM (hshmN)

141 Sorry typo
We can not allow Iran to build an atomic bomb

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at June 18, 2025 08:21 PM (uy2GZ)

142 I just found out that tomorrow is a Federal holiday. I guess I'll take the day off like everybody else. I suppose some will make it a 4 day weekend.

Posted by: fd at June 18, 2025 08:21 PM (vFG9F)

143 It is Gref's birthday too !

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2025 08:21 PM (DLqye)

144 Long day. Just checked in to see what's up--is it really your birthday, Ben Had? Happy day! I'm glad you were born!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 18, 2025 08:21 PM (h7ZuX)

145 Test

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 18, 2025 08:21 PM (u73oe)

146 Weird

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 18, 2025 08:21 PM (u73oe)

147 "What is this odd, adorable little critter? Some kind of weasel?"

Mink?
Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf! at June 18, 2025 07:37 PM (XqSVb)

Pine Marten?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I'mma guess stoat

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 18, 2025 08:22 PM (hB7mE)

148 "Stupid and entitled is a -3 from base and her eyes are far enough apart to make it a deal breaker at that point.
Posted by: jsg "

She looks like a praying mantis and would probably eat your head after mating with you.

Posted by: fd at June 18, 2025 08:22 PM (vFG9F)

149 Sorry typo
We can not allow Iran to build an atomic bomb
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at June 18, 2025 08:21 PM (uy2GZ)

So Iraq's OK, then? Good to know, good to know.

Posted by: zombie Saddam Hussein, who could really use a chiropractor at June 18, 2025 08:23 PM (jDekt)

150 i had a pet squirrel for 13 years. believe me, you will get attached.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 18, 2025 08:23 PM (kzHlT)

151 Wow.

6 deaths of Marathon runners in two weeks.
All under 36 years old!
But Everything is normal.

Ellen Cassidy 24 years old, Passed away at the Cork Marathon Ireland on June 1st

Olivia Tuohy 24 years old, Deceased at the Edinburgh Marathon on May 25th

Cristina Santurino 36 years old, Deceased a few days after her marathon Zegama Aizkorei on June 10.

Joao Gabriel Hofstatter 20 years old, Died at the Brazil marathon on June 10.

Carolina Lemes Oliveira 31 years old, Deceased at the Junino Marathon in Brazil on June 8

Eliud Kipsang 28 years old, Passed away from a heart attack on June 10th

MAJOR MARATHONS REQUIRED RUNNERS TO BE VACCINATED IN 2021 and 2022

Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2025 08:23 PM (khdFd)

152 Tried to post happy birthday to Ben Had twice and it disappeared. Thought I got banned or something.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 18, 2025 08:23 PM (u73oe)

153 Buggy, our 'modern' siamese back in El Paso was very food oriented and could be trained to do damned near anything with a bite as a reward. I wanted to train him to use the toiket, but Smash shut that down toot sweet when she saw a video of it. "I don't wanna wipe cat piss off the walls and everything else because that damned cat is retarded AF."

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 18, 2025 08:23 PM (MsrgL)

154 Zegler isn't awful looking, and she really can sing. Just needs to shut her stupid mouth when she's not singing someone better's words.

Posted by: She Hobbit at June 18, 2025 08:24 PM (ftFVW)

155 Well Happy Birthday, Gref! Would you like a song too?

Posted by: fd at June 18, 2025 08:24 PM (vFG9F)

156 She looks like a praying mantis and would probably eat your head after mating with you.

So perfect casting as the alien princess in The Girl With The Jade Green Eyes

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2025 08:24 PM (BNLtx)

157 I'mma guess stoat
Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 18, 2025 08:22 PM (hB7mE)

Looks like whoever guessed "mink" is right. I saw a pair of mink in the wild, once.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2025 08:24 PM (jDekt)

158
I just found out that tomorrow is a Federal holiday.

________

Also the Feast of Corpus Christi. May as well go to Mass tomorrow morning.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2025 08:24 PM (QnmlO)

159 Evenin’, All! Who’s ready to a partaaay???!!!

Posted by: Bulg at June 18, 2025 08:25 PM (77rzZ)

160 117
Tousi TV seems to think the mullohcracy is done.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
-----------------

Want to read that we've done it so much.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 18, 2025 08:25 PM (Quxeu)

161 I am just wondering how you remembered?
Posted by: Ben Had

When someone mentions their bday, if I see it, I put it in my phone calendar to go off every year.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2025 08:25 PM (khdFd)

162 Zzzzzzzz…

Posted by: Bulg at June 18, 2025 08:25 PM (77rzZ)

163 She also appears to have big feet, which is especially unattractive in a short chick. So I amend to a 5 to 8, allowing for taste.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 18, 2025 08:26 PM (ITkJX)

164 "Thought I got banned or something.
Posted by: Duke Lowell"

Duplicate comments are not allowed and somebody already posted the same thing. Try changing it a little. Even an extra . will do it.

Posted by: fd at June 18, 2025 08:26 PM (vFG9F)

165
Caitlin Clark will be out of the WNBA before its season ends, at which point whatever benefit she brought on the attendance front will vanish like a fart in the wind.

Reap the rewards of your Thug Life, "ladies".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! at June 18, 2025 08:27 PM (Tv15w)

166 HAPPY BIRTHDAY BH 🤗

Posted by: ... at June 18, 2025 08:27 PM (E0p3T)

167 "She also appears to have big feet"

Pics or GTFO.

Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf! at June 18, 2025 08:27 PM (XqSVb)

168 133
'Self described Antifa and trained sharpshooter who was charged for threatening Trump has been released from prison by Federal Magistrate Judge Ivan Davis. '

I look forward to a day where this sharpshooter would then find themself in the crosshairs.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 18, 2025 08:28 PM (3wi/L)

169 Even an extra . will do it.
Posted by: fd at June 18, 2025 08:26 PM (vFG9F)

Have some of mine. I'm not using them.

Posted by: Ellen Page at June 18, 2025 08:28 PM (jDekt)

170 Kirische is having her mind fried trying to grok the Murfreesboro "No Kings" would be assassin Elijah Miller.

On Telegram, on Roblox. Likes Andrew Brevik. Neutral on the EU. Against anti-Semitism, Israel, Palestine, and Islam. Military re-enactor and claims his grandfather was a Waffen SS panzer driver. And now claims to be trans.

I need a stiff drink.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2025 08:29 PM (BNLtx)

171 169 Ha!

Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf! at June 18, 2025 08:29 PM (XqSVb)

172 So the Jaguar came out empty pawed?

Posted by: polynikes at June 18, 2025 08:29 PM (VofaG)

173 And pigs are not particularly exotic, farm people have them as pet-like critters all over.
Posted by: Oldcat

...Well, a pig like that, you don't eat all at once!

Posted by: MkY at June 18, 2025 08:29 PM (cPGH3)

174 Zegler is cute, but, she glows with batshit crazy.

Posted by: Accomack at June 18, 2025 08:29 PM (FqNtp)

175 Ben Had....may you have many more happy, healthy years.

Posted by: Stateless.. 33% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 18, 2025 08:29 PM (jvJvP)

176
Want to read that we've done it so much.
Posted by: Braenyard

==============

Me too, but it seems like every other YouTube channel has it right now and it looks a big click-baity.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 18, 2025 08:30 PM (HuRzZ)

177 Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2025 08:29 PM (BNLtx)

That has to be made up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 18, 2025 08:30 PM (CA3k/)

178 151 Wow.

6 deaths of Marathon runners in two weeks.
All under 36 years old!
But Everything is normal.

Ellen Cassidy 24 years old, Passed away at the Cork Marathon Ireland on June 1st

Olivia Tuohy 24 years old, Deceased at the Edinburgh Marathon on May 25th

Cristina Santurino 36 years old, Deceased a few days after her marathon Zegama Aizkorei on June 10.

Joao Gabriel Hofstatter 20 years old, Died at the Brazil marathon on June 10.

Carolina Lemes Oliveira 31 years old, Deceased at the Junino Marathon in Brazil on June 8

Eliud Kipsang 28 years old, Passed away from a heart attack on June 10th

MAJOR MARATHONS REQUIRED RUNNERS TO BE VACCINATED IN 2021 and 2022
Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2025 08:23 PM (khdFd)

I’d keep an eye on this, but people are known to drop dead at marathons. Even before the Time of The Coof.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 18, 2025 08:30 PM (vm8sq)

179 "On Telegram, on Roblox. Likes Andrew Brevik. Neutral on the EU. Against anti-Semitism, Israel, Palestine, and Islam. Military re-enactor and claims his grandfather was a Waffen SS panzer driver. And now claims to be trans.

He seems diverse.

Posted by: fd at June 18, 2025 08:30 PM (vFG9F)

180
By the way, is Josh Hawley subpoenaing those documents? He said "we should."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 18, 2025 08:31 PM (HuRzZ)

181 I’d keep an eye on this, but people are known to drop dead at marathons. Even before the Time of The Coof.
Posted by: Cow Demon at June 18, 2025 08:30 PM (vm8sq)

Inorite?

Posted by: Phedippides at June 18, 2025 08:31 PM (jDekt)

182 Aetius

Fiction has to make sense, reality doesn't.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2025 08:31 PM (BNLtx)

183 Good evening everyone
Break time

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2025 08:32 PM (id+3u)

184 Pet, hell. I'm a star!

Posted by: Arnold Ziffle at June 18, 2025 08:32 PM (vFG9F)

185 165
Caitlin Clark will be out of the WNBA before its season ends, at which point whatever benefit she brought on the attendance front will vanish like a fart in the wind.

Reap the rewards of your Thug Life, "ladies".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! at June 18, 2025 08:27 PM (Tv15w)

I’m surprised she hasn’t been dragged to center court and been thoroughly beaten to death by both teams. Because reasons.

I don’t care about the WNBA but I cannot begin to fathom this.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 18, 2025 08:32 PM (vm8sq)

186 Whoopi Goldberg was just shown on Watters' show. Now, I know that deal with Whoopie and Ted Danson was supposedly the result of a big dollar bet between Danson and Woody Harrelson. Even so, I bet Danson goes to bed staring at a pistol and a bottle of Jack, wondering if maybe there is only one way to chase away the shame.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 18, 2025 08:33 PM (gm9Sb)

187 tomorrow is a Federal holiday.

Atomic spies Julius and Ethel Rosenberg electric chair day!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 18, 2025 08:34 PM (IvwgA)

188 I thank you all so much for the birthday wishes. I find that age has given me patience but wine has given me a better sense of humor.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2025 08:34 PM (DLqye)

189 I just found out that tomorrow is a Federal holiday. I guess I'll take the day off like everybody else. I suppose some will make it a 4 day weekend.
Posted by: fd at June 18, 2025 08:21 PM (vFG9F)

=====

I'm off Fridays during the summer, so it's an automatic four day weekend for me!

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 18, 2025 08:34 PM (Kc95Q)

190 Atomic spies Julius and Ethel Rosenberg electric chair day!
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 18, 2025 08:34 PM (IvwgA)

Despite its age, still a current event.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2025 08:35 PM (jDekt)

191 Aetius

And people are busy trying to tie him to Pippa and Kirsche. So she has had to take this guy apart. And it seems Elijah Miller became fixated with Kirsche because of Ana Vallens' Vice hit pieces that slandered Kirsche by calling her a white supremacist.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2025 08:35 PM (BNLtx)

192 *must resist electrical puns*

Posted by: fd at June 18, 2025 08:36 PM (vFG9F)

193 IASIP is starting again next month on FXX.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 18, 2025 08:36 PM (cduTK)

194 'Nutrition Facts' label on a 2lb jar of dill pickles sez zero calories. WTF? Pickles won't burn in a calorimeter? Smells like a Big Pickle op.

Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf! at June 18, 2025 08:36 PM (XqSVb)

195 Despite its age, still a current event.

Shocking isn't it?

Make Old Sparky Great Again.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2025 08:36 PM (BNLtx)

196
Despite its age, still a current event.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

It does spark a lot of interest!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! at June 18, 2025 08:36 PM (Tv15w)

197 Huh, my birthday wish disappeared, too.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 18, 2025 08:36 PM (Kc95Q)

198 I fast-forwarded through Shazam 2 just to see the greek mythological monsters (they were pretty good) and I saw who I now know is Rachel Zegler. She looked pretty.

But she's not pretty. She's just such an absolute headcase and raging narcissist. Now I see her as ugly.

Posted by: ace at June 18, 2025 08:37 PM (KRtlO)

199 I’d keep an eye on this, but people are known to drop dead at marathons. Even before the Time of The Coof.
Posted by: Cow Demon at June 18, 2025 08:30 PM (vm8sq)

Happened in the first one too.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 18, 2025 08:37 PM (8avO+)

200 We've got some severe thunderstorms with "destructive" 70 mile winds rolling through. How are my fellow Michiganders west of Tweeville?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2025 07:34 PM (kpS4V)

Expatriate Michigander waiting to see if we get clipped by the end of the squall line in my AO of Tennessee.

So where exactly *is* Tweeville?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 18, 2025 08:37 PM (/HDaX)

201 Whoopi Goldberg was just shown on Watters' show. Now, I know that deal with Whoopie and Ted Danson was supposedly the result of a big dollar bet between Danson and Woody Harrelson. Even so, I bet Danson goes to bed staring at a pistol and a bottle of Jack, wondering if maybe there is only one way to chase away the shame.
-----------
I've done things I'm not proud of. I've done things I'm ashamed of. But I've never done Whoopi. Thank God.

Posted by: Crusader at June 18, 2025 08:38 PM (TN0g+)

202
*must resist electrical puns*
Posted by: fd

Ohm, no you won't!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! at June 18, 2025 08:38 PM (Tv15w)

203 >>>Nutrition Facts' label on a 2lb jar of dill pickles sez zero calories. WTF? Pickles won't burn in a calorimeter? Smells like a Big Pickle op.

They're super-low. I don't know about zero but I've seen a whole pickle listed at like five calories, which is essentially zero.

I have them when I'm fasting for the electrolytes. And for essentially being electrolytes and water held together by indigestible cellulose.

Posted by: ace at June 18, 2025 08:38 PM (KRtlO)

204 Despite its age, still a current event.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

It does spark a lot of interest!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh!

Watt are you saying?

Posted by: Tuna at June 18, 2025 08:38 PM (lJ0H4)

205 Happened in the first one too.

And he was bearing happy news also.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2025 08:38 PM (BNLtx)

206 Rachel Zegler. Is a less attractive Vanessa Hudgens.

Some perv at Disney has a type.

Posted by: polynikes at June 18, 2025 08:39 PM (VofaG)

207 I've done things I'm not proud of. I've done things I'm ashamed of. But I've never done Whoopi. Thank God.
Posted by: Crusader at June 18, 2025 08:38 PM (TN0g+)

And Danson was porking her when she was simply ugly, not obscenely fat and ugly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2025 08:39 PM (jDekt)

208 I’d keep an eye on this, but people are known to drop dead at marathons. Even before the Time of The Coof.
Posted by: Cow Demon at June 18, 2025 08:30 PM (vm8sq)

Inorite?
Posted by: Phedippides at June 18, 2025 08:31 PM (jDekt)

To be fair I think he ran from Athens to Sparta, back to Athens on to Marathon then back to Athens after the victory.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 18, 2025 08:42 PM (8avO+)

209 Whoopi's real name is Karen. She's a big ugly Karen.

Posted by: fd at June 18, 2025 08:43 PM (vFG9F)

210 Maybe Eris will end up in OZ. boy will the Wicked Witch be surprised.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2025 08:43 PM (BNLtx)

211 203 I'm counting calories again. I don't alter my diet, but I sure do count the calories. I could lose 25lb. Blood pressure elevated.

Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf! at June 18, 2025 08:43 PM (XqSVb)

212 No offence to any Karens in our midst.

Posted by: fd at June 18, 2025 08:44 PM (vFG9F)

213 To be fair I think he ran from Athens to Sparta, back to Athens on to Marathon then back to Athens after the victory.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 18, 2025 08:42 PM (8avO+)
-------------
Yeah, he racked up about 150 miles in the week before the battle.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 18, 2025 08:44 PM (6YdsJ)

214 Ted Danson is a big reason why I never liked Cheers, despite George Wendt and John Ratzenberger. And Coach, and Woody. And Frazier. All in all, meh.

I've always been very, very picky about sitcoms.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler at June 18, 2025 08:45 PM (0aYVJ)

215 *Unconfirmed* reports from Tehran that former president [AmaDinnerJacket] Ahmadinejad was assassinated at point-blank.
_Geller Report

Now your talkin'

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 18, 2025 08:45 PM (Quxeu)

216 Caryn Elaine Johnson.

I'd have changed it too, to be honest.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 18, 2025 08:45 PM (/HDaX)

217 To be fair I think he ran from Athens to Sparta, back to Athens on to Marathon then back to Athens after the victory.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 18, 2025 08:42 PM (8avO+)

It was the last 365 yards that got him.

Posted by: polynikes at June 18, 2025 08:46 PM (VofaG)

218 Omg RMBS.

That’s hilarious timing. I was just getting in the car to head home.

Hahahahahahahahahaba

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 18, 2025 08:46 PM (mT+6a)

219 "Ahmadinejad was assassinated at point-blank"

About time. They are really going all out, aren't they?

Posted by: fd at June 18, 2025 08:47 PM (vFG9F)

220 Caryn Elaine Johnson.

I'd have changed it too, to be honest.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 18, 2025 08:45 PM (/HDaX)

=====

I bet she pronounces it CAR-yn.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 18, 2025 08:47 PM (Kc95Q)

221 I've always been very, very picky about sitcoms.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler at June 18, 2025 08:45 PM (0aYVJ)

Try Rules of Engagement.

Posted by: polynikes at June 18, 2025 08:47 PM (VofaG)

222 Pickles won't burn in a calorimeter? Smells like a Big Pickle op.

They're super-low. I don't know about zero but I've seen a whole pickle listed at like five calories, which is essentially zero.

I have them when I'm fasting for the electrolytes. And for essentially being electrolytes and water held together by indigestible cellulose.

Posted by: ace at June 18, 2025 08:38 PM (KRtlO)

Celery has negative calories.

I remember a joke scientific article that said you should freeze everything you eat to require more calories to heat it up to body temperature.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 18, 2025 08:48 PM (8avO+)

223 Going to meander away.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2025 08:48 PM (BNLtx)

224 I'm counting calories again. I don't alter my diet, but I sure do count the calories. I could lose 25lb. Blood pressure elevated.
-

I'm starting to lean towards the idea that the "breakfast is the most important part of the day" push was dreamed up by the same bunch responsible for the food pyramid, and for pretty much the same reason.

I'm beginning to think that not eating until and unless you're hungry would be much better thing to teach children.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Men are the romantic sex, with no concern for a mate's income or potential at June 18, 2025 08:49 PM (yC5fw)

225 I bet she pronounces it CAR-yn.

Almost a certainty.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 18, 2025 08:49 PM (/HDaX)

226 Expatriate Michigander waiting to see if we get clipped by the end of the squall line in my AO of Tennessee.

So where exactly *is* Tweeville?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent,

Any morons in the Elyria, Loraine Ohio area? On the phone with my niece discussing the hospice plan for her dad when we had to cut it short. They received a tornado warning . She said they were getting strong winds, large hail and alot of thunder and lightning. She and her boys decided it might be time to head to the basement of their apartment building.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at June 18, 2025 08:49 PM (YMW3L)

227 Did you all put up your Juneteenth decorations in time?

Posted by: Don Black at June 18, 2025 08:50 PM (AOsQT)

228 I'm starting to lean towards the idea that the "breakfast is the most important part of the day" push was dreamed up by the same bunch responsible for the food pyramid, and for pretty much the same reason.

I'm beginning to think that not eating until and unless you're hungry would be much better thing to teach children.
Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Men are the romantic sex, with no concern for a mate's income or potential at June 18, 2025 08:49 PM (yC5fw)

I was pretty young when I started phasing out breakfast. I always was revolted by eggs at that age and my mom was revolted of the virtually raw soft boiled egg i could tolerate. By HS we compromised on butter on toast.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 18, 2025 08:51 PM (8avO+)

229 The banks are closed.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 18, 2025 08:51 PM (Vnr18)

230 Did you all put up your Juneteenth decorations in time?
Posted by: Don Black at June 18, 2025 08:50 PM (AOsQT)
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What are Juneteenth decorations? Little copies of the Emancipation Proclamation?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 18, 2025 08:51 PM (6YdsJ)

231 Try Rules of Engagement.
Posted by: polynikes at June 18, 2025 08:47 PM (VofaG)

i actually like that one. Patrick Warburton and David Spade are funny as hell.

Megyn Price. She is a cutie. The kind of woman you want to shoot pool and sip whiskey with.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler at June 18, 2025 08:51 PM (0aYVJ)

232 Well I thought I would watch Zulu again but then I remember Jack Hawkins' preacher character and changed my mind.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2025 08:52 PM (BNLtx)

233 Happy Birthday Ben Had, may you have many many more.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2025 08:14 PM

Wait, whut?!

Happy birfday, Ben Had! 🍾🍾🍾🎂

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 18, 2025 08:52 PM (Wnv9h)

234 I've always been very, very picky about sitcoms.
-

Same here. If there aren't a half dozen people of wildly different ethnicities and with multiple degenerate sexual fetishes all routinely hanging out happily and doing social activities as a group of close knit friends then I have a really hard time with immersion.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Men are the romantic sex, with no concern for a mate's income or potential at June 18, 2025 08:52 PM (yC5fw)

235 Bacon and eggs was dreamed up by Bernaise and big pork belly.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 18, 2025 08:52 PM (Vnr18)

236 There's a magpie and a couple of robins in my yard that would put that squirrel down and take his lunch money and send him crying home to mama.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 18, 2025 08:53 PM (AzOrP)

237 Those magical photos from Japan are among my very favorite Cafe images.

The lion cub and the tiger cub look like two Frenchmen having a reluctant slap fight.

Whoa! The "big dog" cuddling with the woman. Is that really a dog or is it livestock?

Posted by: Paco at June 18, 2025 08:53 PM (mADJX)

238 NFL trainers sometimes administer pickle juice to players who get muscle cramps during a game

Posted by: Don Black at June 18, 2025 08:53 PM (AOsQT)

239 I was pretty young when I started phasing out breakfast. I always was revolted by eggs at that age and my mom was revolted of the virtually raw soft boiled egg i could tolerate. By HS we compromised on butter on toast.
Posted by: Oldcat
_________

Try over easy or medium on buttered toast. Nothing like sopping up that busted yolk with toast.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 18, 2025 08:54 PM (ITkJX)

240 I do believe that the shot and boosters caused a stroke and resulting decent into dementia in my business partner's sister.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2025 08:54 PM (DLqye)

241 Ben Had's birthday >>>>>>>>>>juneteenth

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at June 18, 2025 08:54 PM (YMW3L)

242 Did you all put up your Juneteenth decorations in time?
Posted by: Don Black at June 18, 2025 08:50 PM (AOsQT)

—————

To truly celebrate Juneteenth, you have to be the last to put up your decorations.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 18, 2025 08:54 PM (u73oe)

243 Mark Levin has written a note to Tucker Carlson.

https://tinyurl.com/m7pky5su

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 18, 2025 08:54 PM (Quxeu)

244 Other medical advances include 'walk it off' and 'rub some dirt on it'

Posted by: Don Black at June 18, 2025 08:54 PM (AOsQT)

245 We plan on being in Tweeville by August. We're on the move.

Posted by: The Merry Marching Penguin Majority at June 18, 2025 08:55 PM (G5+As)

246 Edward Bernays.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 18, 2025 08:56 PM (Vnr18)

247 Don Black

Both my grandmothers took stock in the curative powers of pickle juice. I love pickles. There might be some connection.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at June 18, 2025 08:56 PM (YMW3L)

248 188 I thank you all so much for the birthday wishes. I find that age has given me patience but wine has given me a better sense of humor.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2025 08:34 PM (DLqye)

Until today, I would make a special effort to try to forget the person born on this day. This is no longer necessary. Happy birthday, Ben Had. Seems we both received a gift today...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 18, 2025 08:56 PM (bA75n)

249 Did Mark write it in capital letters, in sharpie, on a greasy pizza box smeared with his own blood? If not, I am not interested.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2025 08:57 PM (D7oie)

250 230 Did you all put up your Juneteenth decorations in time?
Posted by: Don Black at June 18, 2025 08:50 PM (AOsQT)
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What are Juneteenth decorations? Little copies of the Emancipation Proclamation?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 18, 2025 08:51 PM (6YdsJ)

It is a celebration of the ignorance of people in Galveston. Not sure why you want to publicize the fact that nobody there could read the newspaper, but...

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 18, 2025 08:57 PM (a4NoL)

251 When does the Target looting begin?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 18, 2025 08:57 PM (Vnr18)

252 It's a real gully-washer outside!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2025 08:57 PM (kpS4V)

253 My favorite sitcoms are:
News Radio
Just Shoot Me
Bob Newhart (the first one)
Seinfeld
Barney Miller

I also like Community and Arrested Development, but they do not fit in the sitcom category.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler at June 18, 2025 08:57 PM (0aYVJ)

254 There's a magpie and a couple of robins in my yard that would put that squirrel down and take his lunch money and send him crying home to mama.
-

Speaking of, I had always heard that the reason mockingbirds and other birds will mob crows and hawks is because they're predators and will steal baby birds out of nests.

We were hiking a trail last week and saw it happen. A crow had a too-big baby mockingbird and was trying to fly off with it but the parents were fighting back hard and the crow dropped it about ten yards later.

Really neat to see.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Men are the romantic sex, with no concern for a mate's income or potential at June 18, 2025 08:57 PM (yC5fw)

255 I leave my Juneteenth decorations up year round.

Posted by: fd at June 18, 2025 08:57 PM (vFG9F)

256 Trump Slams Tucker Carlson After He Calls to
‘Drop Israel,’ Splits from Trump
_theGellerReport

https://tinyurl.com/45f6fudh

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 18, 2025 08:57 PM (Quxeu)

257 Mark Levin has written a note to Tucker Carlson.

https://tinyurl.com/m7pky5su
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 18, 2025 08:54 PM (Quxeu)

Wasn't all caps. Someone else must have written it.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 18, 2025 08:57 PM (MGB5H)

258 Any morons in the Elyria, Loraine Ohio area? On the phone with my niece discussing the hospice plan for her dad when we had to cut it short. They received a tornado warning . She said they were getting strong winds, large hail and alot of thunder and lightning. She and her boys decided it might be time to head to the basement of their apartment building.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at June 18, 2025 08:49 PM (YMW3L)

Ohio does get the twisters every so often. Our field trip bus in 74 diverted into Xenia OH because the driver had a pass trough the national guard lines after an F5 destroyed 400 homes, 9 schools, 9 churches, and 159 business. Over one thousand individuals were injured and thirty-four people lost their lives. The place was leveled.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 18, 2025 08:57 PM (8avO+)

259 To truly celebrate Juneteenth, you have to be the last to put up your decorations.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 18, 2025 08:54 PM (u73oe)

I joke with my good friend that happens to be black that Juneteenth is a celebration of CPT.

Posted by: polynikes at June 18, 2025 08:57 PM (VofaG)

260 Both my grandmothers took stock in the curative powers of pickle juice. I love pickles. There might be some connection.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at June 18, 2025 08:56 PM (YMW3L)

What are the odds? I'm currently in the process of getting pickled myself.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 18, 2025 08:58 PM (a4NoL)

261 Joe Kidd, I so want to have a drink with you.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2025 08:58 PM (DLqye)

262 Aww, that's awesome. Happy birthday Ben Had.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Men are the romantic sex, with no concern for a mate's income or potential at June 18, 2025 08:58 PM (yC5fw)

263 Trump Slams Tucker Carlson After He Calls to
‘Drop Israel,’ Splits from Trump
_theGellerReport

https://tinyurl.com/45f6fudh
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 18, 2025 08:57 PM (Quxeu)

I just read Tucker called Trump and apologized.,

Posted by: polynikes at June 18, 2025 08:58 PM (VofaG)

264 Happy Birthday, Ben Had!!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 18, 2025 08:59 PM (6YdsJ)

265 What are the properties of pickle juice that alleviate muscle cramps?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2025 08:59 PM (63Dwl)

266
253- If Arrested Development isn't a sitcom, where would you put it?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 18, 2025 08:59 PM (ITkJX)

267 I also like Community and Arrested Development, but they do not fit in the sitcom category.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler at June 18, 2025 08:57 PM (0aYVJ)

=====

Every time I see "market price" on a menu I yell, "what market are you shopping at?"

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 18, 2025 09:00 PM (q8Jo4)

268 Both my grandmothers took stock in the curative powers of pickle juice. I love pickles. There might be some connection.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at June 18, 2025 08:56 PM (YMW3L)

What are the odds? I'm currently in the process of getting pickled myself.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 18, 2025 08:58 PM (a4NoL)

I see it too even now, you can even buy it without pickles.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 18, 2025 09:00 PM (8avO+)

269 Copilot on pickle juice:

- Neural Reflex Activation: The vinegar in pickle juice triggers a reflex in the mouth and throat that sends signals to the nervous system, stopping muscle cramps almost instantly.
- Electrolyte Boost: It contains high levels of sodium and potassium, which help replenish lost electrolytes.
- Rapid Relief: Studies show that pickle juice can reduce cramp duration by nearly 45% compared to other hydration methods.

Posted by: Don Black at June 18, 2025 09:00 PM (AOsQT)

270 What are the properties of pickle juice that alleviate muscle cramps?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2025 08:59 PM (63Dwl)

Salty?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2025 09:00 PM (jDekt)

271 Your birthday is too close to the Juneteenth Holiday.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 18, 2025 09:00 PM (Vnr18)

272 I leave my Juneteenth decorations up year round.
-

In order to pay appropriate respect to the memory of the original Juneteenists I believe the trick is to not know when the holiday is.

So I will continue to celebrate accordingly.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Men are the romantic sex, with no concern for a mate's income or potential at June 18, 2025 09:00 PM (yC5fw)

273 253 My favorite sitcoms are:
News Radio
Just Shoot Me
Bob Newhart (the first one)
Seinfeld
Barney Miller

I also like Community and Arrested Development, but they do not fit in the sitcom category.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler at June 18, 2025 08:57 PM (0aYVJ)

No love for Night Court? Cheers?

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 18, 2025 09:00 PM (a4NoL)

274 Hey, how come nobody else's birthday wishes are disappearing?!

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 18, 2025 09:00 PM (q8Jo4)

275 What are the properties of pickle juice that alleviate muscle cramps?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2025 08:59 PM (63Dwl)

salt and other electrolytes

Posted by: Oldcat at June 18, 2025 09:01 PM (8avO+)

276 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler at June 18, 2025 08:57 PM (0aYVJ)

Besides Rules of Engagement I would think you’d like Wings and Scrubs also.

Posted by: polynikes at June 18, 2025 09:01 PM (VofaG)

277 Hey, how come nobody else's birthday wishes are disappearing?!
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 18, 2025 09:00 PM (q8Jo4)

we typed harder.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 18, 2025 09:01 PM (8avO+)

278 There was something that was supposed to happen last night that was going to be remembered for centuries but I've already forgotten what it was.

Posted by: fd at June 18, 2025 09:01 PM (vFG9F)

279 Hey, how come nobody else's birthday wishes are disappearing?!
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 18, 2025 09:00 PM (q8Jo4)

You know what you did!

And happy bday Ben had!

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 18, 2025 09:02 PM (MGB5H)

280 Every time I see "market price" on a menu I yell, "what market are you shopping at?"
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 18, 2025 09:00 PM (q8Jo4)

The price of calves is through the roof. If this keeps up, McDonalds will have "market price" on quarter pounders, and Peruvian style guinea pig will be the next new thing.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2025 09:02 PM (D7oie)

281 See #164, Jordan.

Posted by: fd at June 18, 2025 09:02 PM (vFG9F)

282 1 asdfasdf
---

We're having some difficulty decoding this...

Posted by: Bob, at the NSA at June 18, 2025 09:02 PM (XeU6L)

283 Don't go to Jordan.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 18, 2025 09:02 PM (Vnr18)

284 10 years ago I coerced my good friends into hosting a MoMe. With the support of them and some amazing Morons, you have given me the time of my life. Thank you will never cover it.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2025 09:02 PM (DLqye)

285 Blackadder is a good one, too, but I think it's veering into a different category.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Men are the romantic sex, with no concern for a mate's income or potential at June 18, 2025 09:02 PM (yC5fw)

286 What are the properties of pickle juice that alleviate muscle cramps?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2025 08:59 PM (63Dwl)

Salty?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Salt & vinegar replenishing electrolytes. Or so they believe. Not enough definitive evidence one way or the other.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2025 09:03 PM (khdFd)

287 The place was leveled.
Posted by: Oldcat

That does wonders for my comfort level.
🙂

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at June 18, 2025 09:03 PM (YMW3L)

288 Besides Rules of Engagement I would think you’d like Wings and Scrubs also.
Posted by: polynikes at June 18, 2025 09:01 PM (VofaG)

=====

Scrubs is great.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 18, 2025 09:03 PM (q8Jo4)

289 There was something that was supposed to happen last night that was going to be remembered for centuries but I've already forgotten what it was.
Posted by: fd
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See the link at my #90. LOL

Khameni explains it.

Posted by: JQ at June 18, 2025 09:03 PM (rdVOm)

290 Hey, how come nobody else's birthday wishes are disappearing?!
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 18, 2025 09:00 PM (q8Jo4)

Are you wanting a new BL@ZER?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2025 09:04 PM (D7oie)

291 253 My favorite sitcoms are:
News Radio
Just Shoot Me
Bob Newhart (the first one)
Seinfeld
Barney Miller

- Pug Mahon

I remember reading a story in the newspaper back when Barney Miller was still in production. A survey of police officers asked the question, "Which television police show most realistically resembles your workplace?", and Barney Miller was the answer given by a wide margin.

Posted by: Paco at June 18, 2025 09:04 PM (mADJX)

292 See #164, Jordan.
Posted by: fd at June 18, 2025 09:02 PM (vFG9F)

=====

Interesting. Thank you!

Happie birthday, Ben Had!

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 18, 2025 09:04 PM (q8Jo4)

293 No love for Night Court? Cheers?
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 18, 2025 09:00 PM (a4NoL)

Night Court, okay.
Cheers I already mentioned upthread. Meh.

Reminds me, though, that Harry Anderson did a sitcom based on Dave Barry. I liked that one. Shadoe Stevens was really funny as the sidekick.

As I said, though, very picky about TV shows.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler at June 18, 2025 09:05 PM (0aYVJ)

294 Scrubs is great.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 18, 2025 09:03 PM (q8Jo4)

It was. I even liked the first season of the Scrubs med school sitcom. Unfortunately they didn’t do a second season.

Posted by: polynikes at June 18, 2025 09:05 PM (VofaG)

295 BruceWayne, I owe your family so much.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2025 09:05 PM (DLqye)

296 Scrubs is great.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 18, 2025 09:03 PM (q8Jo4)

It was. I even liked the first season of the Scrubs med school sitcom. Unfortunately they didn’t do a second season.
Posted by: polynikes at June 18, 2025 09:05 PM (VofaG)

It's coming back.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 18, 2025 09:06 PM (MGB5H)

297 Happy birfday, Ben Had!

*cheers!*

Posted by: JQ at June 18, 2025 09:06 PM (rdVOm)

298 A survey of police officers asked the question, "Which television police show most realistically resembles your workplace?", and Barney Miller was the answer given by a wide margin.
Posted by: Paco at June 18, 2025 09:04 PM (mADJX)

Barney Miller was one of the few shows my Pop liked. And yes, it always felt very accurate.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler at June 18, 2025 09:07 PM (0aYVJ)

299 Every time I see "market price" on a menu I yell, "what market are you shopping at?"
-

I saw some farmer pointing out that the reason we can get rid of every single illegal is because of the separation between what the farmer is paid and what the corporations charge the consumer. I don't recall what he grew but it was something like a 6x to 10x markup in stores.

He was pointing out that if that money was reaching the farmers then they could easily pay Americans good wages.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Men are the romantic sex, with no concern for a mate's income or potential at June 18, 2025 09:07 PM (yC5fw)

300 BruceWayne, I owe your family so much.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2025 09:05 PM (DLqye

Nah! We are happy to help out.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 18, 2025 09:07 PM (MGB5H)

301
My favorite sitcoms are:
News Radio
Just Shoot Me
Bob Newhart (the first one)
Seinfeld
Barney Miller

I also like Community and Arrested Development, but they do not fit in the sitcom category.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

=============

Frasier
The Office
I Love Lucy
Working
The Drew Carey Show

Although some of them are uneven, and none seem to stay sharp and funny beyond Season 5.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 18, 2025 09:07 PM (HuRzZ)

302 Don't go to Jordan.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Look over Jordan, what do I see?
Coming for to carry me home?
Band of angels coming after me
Coming for to carry me home

Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2025 09:08 PM (khdFd)

303 So I am watching Basil Rathbone and Nigel Bruce in Hound of the Baskervilles

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2025 09:08 PM (BNLtx)

304 This might start a food fight this evening on the World's Smartest Military Blog --

Could Israeli C-130s Drop GBU-57 Massive Ordnance Penetrator Bunker Busters?
--B-2s are the only aircraft that can employ MOPs to get at Iran's deepest facilities, but C-130s may be a viable option with a similar weapon.

https://tinyurl.com/45zk9zwp

I bet the Israelis have something like this tested and ready to go. Might take several or more to get the Fordow job done. But that's simply logistics once the IAF has air dominance. Would Israel ever depend on a POTUS, who could be a Wacko Democrat, to finish the nuke job in Iran?

Posted by: Gref at June 18, 2025 09:08 PM (aBgBM)

305 It's coming back.
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 18, 2025 09:06 PM (MGB5H)

======

I'm not going to watch it. They can fuck off back to their T-Mobile commercials.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 18, 2025 09:08 PM (q8Jo4)

306 What are the properties of pickle juice that alleviate muscle cramps?

-

Because granny said so.

Now go pick that yellow flower over there and let me make a balm for this hangnail.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Men are the romantic sex, with no concern for a mate's income or potential at June 18, 2025 09:09 PM (yC5fw)

307 I'm not going to watch it. They can fuck off back to their T-Mobile commercials.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 18, 202

*snort*

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 18, 2025 09:10 PM (MGB5H)

308 US Trump. My President has convictions. Over and out.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 18, 2025 09:10 PM (NXz8h)

309
1 asdfasdf
---

We're having some difficulty decoding this...
Posted by: Bob, at the NSA

================

I'm shocked, SHOCKED that it took you until post #282 to get to this.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 18, 2025 09:10 PM (HuRzZ)

310 I sometimes get muscle cramps in a leg but don't like pickles.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2025 09:10 PM (63Dwl)

311 So I am watching Basil Rathbone and Nigel Bruce in Hound of the Baskervilles
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Tell us moor...

Posted by: A.C. Doyle at June 18, 2025 09:10 PM (XeU6L)

312 Jordan61, how are your workouts coming along?

The Big Show is closer than you think

Posted by: Coach Duncanthrax at June 18, 2025 09:11 PM (0sNs1)

313 Besides Rules of Engagement I would think you’d like Wings and Scrubs also.
Posted by: polynikes at June 18, 2025 09:01 PM (VofaG)

Yes, I liked Wings. one of my favorite episodes was when William Hickey made them fly to LAS CRUCES, NEW MEXICO.

As for Scrubs, I think getting old plays a factor. I liked it the first time, before I turned 29. Tried again and it just seemed stupid. Ah, hell, maybe I was just in a bad mood.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler at June 18, 2025 09:11 PM (0aYVJ)

314 I get those coming up the inside of my feet.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 18, 2025 09:11 PM (Vnr18)

315 I sometimes get muscle cramps in a leg but don't like pickles.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
----
Perhaps magnesium supplements?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2025 09:11 PM (XeU6L)

316 Happy bday, Ben had!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 18, 2025 09:12 PM (zuAlv)

317 Tehran is getting splodey.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 18, 2025 09:12 PM (Vnr18)

318 We be herd that Presdent obama was called to the White Horse because Trump is cluless and be needs help on weather to bomb Irann.

Is this be Truee ???

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at June 18, 2025 09:12 PM (q/j2W)

319 Johnny Carson>>>>>>>>Tucker Carlson

Posted by: runner at June 18, 2025 09:12 PM (nQcpu)

320 So AI layoffs (Le Apocalypse) is getting close.

Both Amazon and Microsoft have 'warned' employees that many jobs will be lost to more efficient AI agents.

We are hurtling toward the abyss and no one is anywhere near the brakes.

AI will destroy the economy. People cannot afford to buy anything with high prices and some ridiculous poverty UBI. If people aren't able to afford stuff, business will lose massive revenue and eventually, it all goes tits up.

All because a bunch of C-Suite assholes wanted a bigger bonus via a higher stock price via increased efficiency and lots of layoffs.

They don't even realize they are loading the very gun that will end capitalism.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 18, 2025 09:12 PM (bwHMz)

321 And I think I have reached Peak Dystopian book cover art on Tensor.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2025 09:12 PM (BNLtx)

322 In honor of Ben Had's B-day, Iran is lighting up!

Posted by: runner at June 18, 2025 09:13 PM (nQcpu)

323
I'm shocked, SHOCKED that it took you until post #282 to get to this.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia
-----

Well...I've been the break room.

Posted by: Bob, at the NSA at June 18, 2025 09:13 PM (XeU6L)

324 I like to celebrate Juneteenth a month after the rest of the nation.

Posted by: toby928 at June 18, 2025 09:13 PM (jc0TO)

325
In honor of Ben Had's B-day, Iran is lighting up!
Posted by: runner

===============

Ben Had, make a wish and blow out the candles!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 18, 2025 09:14 PM (HuRzZ)

326 We sold to Israel I think GBU-28s which can be carried by Strike Eagles, and the F-15I Ra'am is a Strike Eagle variant.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2025 09:14 PM (BNLtx)

327
Perhaps magnesium supplements?
Posted by: Mike Hammer

I take one of those every night.
Haven't had cramps lately.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2025 09:14 PM (63Dwl)

328 Bankers get all of the holidays.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 18, 2025 09:14 PM (Vnr18)

329 Tell you moor?

I heather I could but then t'would spoil it all for Ace.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2025 09:14 PM (BNLtx)

330 Ben Had, today is your birthday, too? You didn't tell me this morning in the Morning Report, you sneak.

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Gref at June 18, 2025 09:14 PM (aBgBM)

331 They don't even realize they are loading the very gun that will end capitalism.

-

On the bright side, we haven't had capitalism for decades. Maybe even over a hundred years.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - If you don't have a man to blame, one will be provided for you. at June 18, 2025 09:14 PM (NdLhV)

332 It's funny about favorite sitcoms. When they were in production, I liked All in the Family (even though Norman Lear's knee-jerk liberal bias was grating) and Mary Tyler Moore (a lot of planted liberal axioms in that one, too). Both programs now strike me as having aged very badly.

Posted by: Paco at June 18, 2025 09:14 PM (mADJX)

333 Both Amazon and Microsoft have 'warned' employees that many jobs will be lost to more efficient AI agents.

We are hurtling toward the abyss and no one is anywhere near the brakes.

AI will destroy the economy. People cannot afford to buy anything with high prices and some ridiculous poverty UBI.
-
It isn't just that, but AI is retarded.

The capacity of those companies to function will also fall apart, and by the time the executives figure it out, there will be no one with sufficiently current knowledge to repair it.

Posted by: Methos at June 18, 2025 09:15 PM (Dnobf)

334 Johnny Carson>>>>>>>>Tucker Carlson
Posted by: runner at June 18, 2025 09:12 PM (nQcpu)

wow, he is just a chew-toy to you now, isn't he.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2025 09:15 PM (D7oie)

335 You can't spell Utopia without AI.

Posted by: fd at June 18, 2025 09:15 PM (vFG9F)

336 I think it's too late for Trump to "join in" Iran's dismemberment. What else is left? Fordham or whatever ? 95% is already done.

Posted by: runner at June 18, 2025 09:15 PM (nQcpu)

337 Could Israeli C-130s Drop GBU-57 Massive Ordnance Penetrator Bunker Busters

I don't know about Israeli C-130s, but the USAF has tested that.

The 130 is a fine airframe to jump from, although nobody sing "Stand up, hook up, shuffle to the ramp" for some reason.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 18, 2025 09:15 PM (0sNs1)

338 The Nimitz's last ride.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 18, 2025 09:16 PM (Vnr18)

339 runner, I can have enough candles to take out Fordow on my own.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2025 09:16 PM (DLqye)

340 getting pickled myself.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Sweet, dill or spicy?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at June 18, 2025 09:16 PM (YMW3L)

341
Well...I've been the break room.
Posted by: Bob, at the NSA
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in the break room.

This spook stuff is tiring...

Posted by: Bob, at the NSA at June 18, 2025 09:16 PM (XeU6L)

342 I thought only the B2 had the hold to handle the MOP?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 18, 2025 09:16 PM (bwHMz)

343 runner, I can have enough candles to take out Fordow on my own.
Posted by: Ben Had

You stop now , you!

Posted by: runner at June 18, 2025 09:17 PM (nQcpu)

344 147 "What is this odd, adorable little critter? Some kind of weasel?"

Mink?
Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf! at June 18, 2025 07:37 PM (XqSVb)

Pine Marten?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I'mma guess stoat
Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 18, 2025 08:22 PM (hB7mE)

My vote is a tayra.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 18, 2025 09:17 PM (WnJea)

345 It's worth reading about "the great filter" and how it is a natural self-limiting device for civilizations. It plays a role in the Fermi Paradox.

We're almost certainly watching it play out right now with our headlong rush to implement Artificial Indians everywhere.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - If you don't have a man to blame, one will be provided for you. at June 18, 2025 09:17 PM (NdLhV)

346 They can't just shove it out the back of a 130?

Posted by: fd at June 18, 2025 09:18 PM (vFG9F)

347 Is it a weight issue? I think the B 2 can carry two.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 18, 2025 09:18 PM (Vnr18)

348 I liked the original Night Court (not the new one). The hapless Wheeler family who appeared several times had me laughing out loud.

Posted by: Paco at June 18, 2025 09:18 PM (mADJX)

349 There is a BLU that can be rolled out the back of a C-130, it is designed to make an instant LZ out of a jungle.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2025 09:18 PM (BNLtx)

350 345 It's worth reading about "the great filter" and how it is a natural self-limiting device for civilizations. It plays a role in the Fermi Paradox.

We're almost certainly watching it play out right now with our headlong rush to implement Artificial Indians everywhere.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - If you don't have a man to blame, one will be provided for you. at June 18, 2025 09:17 PM (NdLhV)

Source? Yootooobs? Book? I am curious.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 18, 2025 09:18 PM (bwHMz)

351 Posted by: Gref

Happy birthday!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2025 09:18 PM (khdFd)

352 I thought only the B2 had the hold to handle the MOP?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 18, 2025 09:16 PM

A B-2 can carry two.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 18, 2025 09:19 PM (0sNs1)

353 Johnny Carson>>>>>>>>Tucker Carlson
Posted by: runner at June 18, 2025 09:12 PM (nQcpu)

When we were kids, Dad would let one of us kids stay up late to watch the Tonight Show on Friday night. There were four of us at the time, so once every fourth Friday. I loved it, even though I don't remember the guests, or anything. It was about spending time with Dad.

But now I watch Carson snippets on the u toobs and I see why Dad liked him.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler at June 18, 2025 09:19 PM (0aYVJ)

354 352 I thought only the B2 had the hold to handle the MOP?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 18, 2025 09:16 PM

A B-2 can carry two.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 18, 2025 09:19 PM (0sNs1

How many can a B-3 carry?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 18, 2025 09:19 PM (bwHMz)

355 The "great filter"?

Dr. Morbius, "my poor Krell!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2025 09:19 PM (BNLtx)

356 15 Ton Bomb.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 18, 2025 09:20 PM (Vnr18)

357 On the bright side, we haven't had capitalism for decades. Maybe even over a hundred years.
-
Well, no, if you borrow money into existence out of the ether, you're not practicing anything that involves "capital".

I think his concern is more along the lines of basic economic function, which requires most of us to be producing something to trade with each other. If you get to the point where everything that's needed is being made by a few, with everyone else doing nothing, there's no trade to happen, and then no reason to make the stuff.

In theory you could have a Star Trek situation, but there's no practical way to get from here to there.

Posted by: Methos at June 18, 2025 09:20 PM (Dnobf)

358 I can say one good thing about the Mullahs. They nuked Jimmy Carter's political career. As for everything else: what is happening right now is a deserved, righteous, and biblical takedown.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 18, 2025 09:21 PM (NXz8h)

359
The hapless Wheeler family who appeared several times had me laughing out loud.
Posted by: Paco

Data

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2025 09:21 PM (63Dwl)

360 They can't just shove it out the back of a 130?
Posted by: fd at June 18, 2025 09:18 PM

It's more of a roll than a shove.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 18, 2025 09:21 PM (0sNs1)

361 B52 can handle 70,000 pounds.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 18, 2025 09:21 PM (Vnr18)

362 There is a BLU that can be rolled out the back of a C-130, it is designed to make an instant LZ out of a jungle.
Posted by: Anna Puma
------

VLCDW

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2025 09:21 PM (XeU6L)

363 Israel is good at taking care of things.. from the inside out. Isn't it right Hezbollah eunuch choir ?

Posted by: runner at June 18, 2025 09:22 PM (nQcpu)

364 I think his concern is more along the lines of basic economic function, which requires most of us to be producing something to trade with each other. If you get to the point where everything that's needed is being made by a few, with everyone else doing nothing, there's no trade to happen, and then no reason to make the stuff.

In theory you could have a Star Trek situation, but there's no practical way to get from here to there.
Posted by: Methos at June 18, 2025 09:20 PM (Dnobf

Correct. It all falls apart.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 18, 2025 09:22 PM (bwHMz)

365 278 There was something that was supposed to happen last night that was going to be remembered for centuries but I've already forgotten what it was.

Posted by: fd at June 18, 2025 09:01 PM (vFG9F)

The Ayatollah had his first bowel movement this year. All that pent-up rage and drinking the blood of virgins for long life will plug you up good. When it occurred there were more choking fatalities within three miles of the palace than Iranian KIA in the entire Iran-Iraq War. Last night will be remembered in Iran for many centuries.

Posted by: Gref at June 18, 2025 09:23 PM (aBgBM)

366 How many can a B-3 carry?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 18, 2025 09:19 PM

One Yoko.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 18, 2025 09:23 PM (0sNs1)

367 I don't see how AI is anything more than more powerful computing. It's not alive. It has no fears and desires. It totally lacks the irrational element that makes us human.

It has no heart, only a brain.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 18, 2025 09:24 PM (ITkJX)

368 Thete is allt of Carson on u tube. And that guy before him, Allen something or other .

Posted by: runner at June 18, 2025 09:24 PM (nQcpu)

369 Favorite sitcom:
Chuck
Frazier

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 18, 2025 09:25 PM (XMwZJ)

370 runner, looking at the level of Israeli infiltration into Iran I am in complete awe.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2025 09:25 PM (DLqye)

371 B52 have been tested with the MOP.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 18, 2025 09:25 PM (Vnr18)

372 Jordan61, how are your workouts coming along?

The Big Show is closer than you think
Posted by: Coach Duncanthrax at June 18, 2025 09:11 PM (0sNs1)

=====

I was stupid and upped my game too much and was sore for three days.

Happy birthday Gref!!

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 18, 2025 09:25 PM (q8Jo4)

373 Happy Happy Gref!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 18, 2025 09:26 PM (bwHMz)

374 Source? Yootooobs? Book? I am curious.

-

There's quite a bit written on it, from official and approved space and psychology sites to wikipedia to fun old 1990s type websites.

Random grab but I like how this guy put it:

"We’re rare, we’re first, or we’re f*cked"

https://tinyurl.com/5dp3ja5a

For non-creationists, the great filter might've been the magical jump to life. Or it might be that we're able to overcome our monkey brains and create technology like AI.

Or it might be the AI itself that either takes over and kills us all or just makes everyone lazy, forgetful, and indifferent.

But something, be it tech, disease, or war, is going to cause civilization to stop developing.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - If you don't have a man to blame, one will be provided for you. at June 18, 2025 09:27 PM (NdLhV)

375 Steve Allen?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2025 09:28 PM (63Dwl)

376 Can’t believe my Father worked on B-52s before I was born and they’re still in service.

Posted by: polynikes at June 18, 2025 09:28 PM (VofaG)

377 Ben Had , they were reasy to fo for 20 years, since they knew who they were dealing with, and murdering Jews all over the world did not sitvwell with them. But various US precidrnts made it difficult. Allies and all that.

Posted by: runner at June 18, 2025 09:28 PM (nQcpu)

378 368 Thete is allt of Carson on u tube. And that guy before him, Allen something or other .
Posted by: runner at June 18, 2025 09:24 PM (nQcpu)

Steve Allen was the first Tonight Show host, but Jack Paar took over before Carson.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 18, 2025 09:28 PM (WnJea)

379 i think George Allen? Was he one of the guys on Whose Line is it anyway??

Posted by: runner at June 18, 2025 09:29 PM (nQcpu)

380 Or maybe I am conflating Steve Allen and George Burns??

Posted by: runner at June 18, 2025 09:30 PM (nQcpu)

381 it is going to be not nice trying to fly a c-130 over iran to heave gbu moab out the hatch

Posted by: n at June 18, 2025 09:30 PM (Z2U2y)

382 Steve Allen He was funny!

Posted by: runner at June 18, 2025 09:31 PM (nQcpu)

383 But something, be it tech, disease, or war, is going to cause civilization to stop developing.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie
------

Complacency, mostly born of ease and self-indugence. It's happened to other civilizations.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2025 09:31 PM (XeU6L)

384 I just read Tucker called Trump and apologized.,
Posted by: polynikes
--------------------------

Good. Hope he reconsiders what he's been doing. He started out as such a good interviewer. then....

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 18, 2025 09:31 PM (Quxeu)

385 Heave 15 Tons.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 18, 2025 09:31 PM (Vnr18)

386 Seinfeld
Parks and Recreation
Arrested Development
Night Court

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 18, 2025 09:32 PM (/CkK4)

387 Somewhere Blackrock evilly smiles and nods their head....

The Solari Report | Catherine Austin Fitts
@solari_the

Just wondering: What is the relationship between the people pushing for a war with Iran with the people who intend to buy the land that Congress is proposing to sell in the 11 Western States - Is the land grab in the Middle East and in the Western United States one land grab by a small number of investors?

Posted by: Mister Ghost at June 18, 2025 09:32 PM (TGPs7)

388 Jack Parr was Carson's predecessor as host of the Tonight Show. Must not be the guy y'all are seeing a lot of videos of. Carl Reiner had a yuuge TV comedy show in the 50s. (Meathead's dad)

Posted by: Gref at June 18, 2025 09:32 PM (aBgBM)

389 194 'Nutrition Facts' label on a 2lb jar of dill pickles sez zero calories. WTF? Pickles won't burn in a calorimeter? Smells like a Big Pickle op.

Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf! at June 18, 2025 08:36 PM (XqSVb)
----

It means 'NO USER-SERVICEABLE PARTS INSIDE'.

Posted by: Ciampino - It's all cellulose at June 18, 2025 09:32 PM (sPQoU)

390
Steve Allen was the first Tonight Show host, but Jack Paar took over before Carson.
Posted by: tankdemon
-------------------------

Each one of them took the show in a different direction.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 18, 2025 09:32 PM (Quxeu)

391 n, Iran has no air,radar or missile defense left. What are they going to use?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2025 09:33 PM (DLqye)

392 US built MOP with two things in mind - NorKo and Iran.

Posted by: runner at June 18, 2025 09:33 PM (nQcpu)

393 George Allen was Macaca Man.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 18, 2025 09:33 PM (dR6yv)

394 At least 20 MOPs.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 18, 2025 09:33 PM (Vnr18)

395 We missed NotKo. Waited too long.

Posted by: runner at June 18, 2025 09:33 PM (nQcpu)

396 "There's a big surprise coming!"

Ha! Made you look!

Posted by: Mullahs at June 18, 2025 09:34 PM (i0F8b)

397 Persian Carpet Bombing.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 18, 2025 09:35 PM (Vnr18)

398
The Solari Report | Catherine Austin Fitts

She is a regular on Coast to Coast AM

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2025 09:35 PM (63Dwl)

399 n, Iran has no air,radar or missile defense left. What are they going to use?
Posted by: Ben

yea nobody believes it is 0 air defenses, air superiority does not mean the other guy has nothing, and moab has to be deployed from high altitude

Posted by: n at June 18, 2025 09:35 PM (gk2/K)

400 Tucker shit his pants. Realized his only claim to fame is support for Trump. If he loses that... what is he? Might as well put that bow tie on go back to CNN.

Posted by: runner at June 18, 2025 09:36 PM (nQcpu)

401 At least 20 MOPs.
Posted by: Boss

that is more than our stated inventory

Posted by: n at June 18, 2025 09:36 PM (gk2/K)

402 But it's the Land of Enchantment...

MILO
@Nero
New Mexico is worse than the old Mexico

Why not just give it back

Posted by: Mister Ghost at June 18, 2025 09:36 PM (TGPs7)

403 Anybody else has big surprise coming??

Posted by: runner at June 18, 2025 09:37 PM (nQcpu)

404 If you turn on your radar you get harmed.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 18, 2025 09:37 PM (Vnr18)

405 196
Despite its age, still a current event.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

It does spark a lot of interest!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! at June 18, 2025 08:36 PM (Tv15w)
----
Yes, very conducive to discussion.
I think there's a buss to Old Sparky.

Posted by: Ciampino - It's electrying at June 18, 2025 09:37 PM (sPQoU)

406 1h
China sends mystery transport planes into Iran. Flight plans indicated a final destination of Luxembourg, but the aircraft appeared to have never flown near European skies
airmap and more:
https://tinyurl.com/36rp5vc4

[Jaws theme loiters in background]

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 18, 2025 09:38 PM (Quxeu)

407 At least 20 on Google AI.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 18, 2025 09:38 PM (Vnr18)

408 I have lost all trust in Tucker. He’s an idiot.

Posted by: Bulg at June 18, 2025 09:38 PM (77rzZ)

409 If you turn on your radar you get harmed.
Posted by: Bos

that is not how they got the f117 in serbia, they fired it optically without radar

Posted by: n at June 18, 2025 09:38 PM (gk2/K)

410 388 Jack Parr was Carson's predecessor as host of the Tonight Show. Must not be the guy y'all are seeing a lot of videos of. Carl Reiner had a yuuge TV comedy show in the 50s. (Meathead's dad)
Posted by: Gref at June 18, 2025 09:32 PM (aBgBM)

Steve Allen was the host before Paar.

Was Reiner's show "Your Show of Shows"? I think that might be where Mel Brooks 2,000 year old man got its start.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 18, 2025 09:38 PM (WnJea)

411 No, no, that Allen guy was the original host I think.

Posted by: runner at June 18, 2025 09:38 PM (nQcpu)

412 381 it is going to be not nice trying to fly a c-130 over iran to heave gbu moab out the hatch

Posted by: n at June 18, 2025 09:30 PM (Z2U2y)

The IAF is rapidly making airspace over Iran at altitudes what I believe is called, 'a permissive environment.' Zapping every SAM battery near Fordow beginning 48 hours ahead and keeping fighter-bombers continually on-station seeking new ones, plus flying higher than Stinger range, could make a C-130 overflight a milk run.

Posted by: Gref at June 18, 2025 09:39 PM (aBgBM)

413 Dammit, I'm only 29-- I shouldn't know anything about 1950's television.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 18, 2025 09:39 PM (WnJea)

414 A daisy cutter, a bunker buster and a tactical nuke walk into the bar, and the bartender says...

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 18, 2025 09:39 PM (AzOrP)

415 No, George Allen coached the Redskins

Posted by: Don Black at June 18, 2025 09:40 PM (AOsQT)

416 What is this odd, adorable little critter? Some kind of weasel?"

Mink?
Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf! at June 18, 2025 07:37 PM (XqSVb)

Pine Marten?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I'mma guess stoat
Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 18, 2025 08:22 PM (hB7mE)

My vote is a tayra.
Posted by: tankdemon

Dinner

Posted by: The Clampetts at June 18, 2025 09:40 PM (BsqhF)

417 408 I have lost all trust in Tucker. He’s an idiot.

Posted by: Bulg at June 18, 2025 09:38 PM (77rzZ

Yeah, he's gone looney.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 18, 2025 09:40 PM (bwHMz)

418 n, what sources are you reading? Iran at this point couldn't mount a spare tire on a bicycle. After Oct 7 Iran was launching 200 ICBMs at Israel. Today 5.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2025 09:40 PM (DLqye)

419 391 n, Iran has no air,radar or missile defense left. What are they going to use?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2025 09:33 PM (DLqye)

Spitballs.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 18, 2025 09:40 PM (WnJea)

420 MSM is garbage part 42million

NYT has an article on how SS will run out of money in 0233. And they say well it may be even sooner because the projection doesn’t account t for Trump’s economy. Which we all know is bad and millions of people will lose their jobs. Oh and deportations will also cause a shortfall because illegals pay into SS.

Meanwhile as Ace posted earlier we had the highest increase in pay ever so far this year. Which gee I dunno, shows a strong economy.

What do I know I’m not a NYT “expert”.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 18, 2025 09:41 PM (/CkK4)

421 MILO
@Nero
New Mexico is worse than the old Mexico

Why not just give it back
Posted by: Mister Ghost at June 18, 2025 09:36 PM (TGPs7)

NO! I love me the Hatch green chilis.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler at June 18, 2025 09:41 PM (0aYVJ)

422 "What is this odd, adorable little critter? Some kind of weasel?"

Oddest looking beaver I've ever seen.

Posted by: Inspector Drebin at June 18, 2025 09:41 PM (i0F8b)

423 Steve Allen was the host before Paar.

Was Reiner's show "Your Show of Shows"? I think that might be where Mel Brooks 2,000 year old man got its start.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 18, 2025 09:38 PM (WnJea)

I did not know that!

Posted by: Gref, channeling Johnny Carson at June 18, 2025 09:41 PM (aBgBM)

424 The IAF is rapidly making airspace over Iran at altitudes what I believe is called, 'a permissive environment.' Zapping every SAM battery near Fordow beginning 48 hours ahead and keeping fighter-bombers continually on-station seeking new ones, plus flying higher than Stinger range, could make a C-130 overflight a milk run.
Posted by: Gref

maybe, assuming iranians never thought to game this out,

whats funny is that it never occurred to Israel how they were going to need moabs befor starting this.

Posted by: n at June 18, 2025 09:41 PM (gk2/K)

425 414 A daisy cutter, a bunker buster and a tactical nuke walk into the bar, and the bartender says...
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 18, 2025 09:39 PM (AzOrP)

...things are pretty dead here, maybe you should just blow this joint.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 18, 2025 09:42 PM (WnJea)

426 The odd little critter looks like a stoat to me.

Posted by: Frankie at June 18, 2025 09:42 PM (4ZUb7)

427 HAPPY NATIONAL BEN HAD DAY

Posted by: Miklos Celebrates! at June 18, 2025 09:42 PM (K6h4I)

428 maybe, assuming iranians never thought to game this out,

whats funny is that it never occurred to Israel how they were going to need moabs befor starting this.

Posted by: n at June 18, 2025 09:41 PM (gk2/K)

You are now the one making assumptions

Posted by: Gref, channeling Johnny Carson at June 18, 2025 09:43 PM (aBgBM)

429 A lot cuter than a Croat.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 18, 2025 09:43 PM (Vnr18)

430 New Mexican food > Tex Mex >> old Mexican food

Posted by: gKWVE at June 18, 2025 09:43 PM (YwwaK)

431 362 There is a BLU that can be rolled out the back of a C-130, it is designed to make an instant LZ out of a jungle.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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VLCDW

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2025 09:21 PM (XeU6L)
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Daisy cutter?

Posted by: Ciampino - Faster than 50 wetbacks at June 18, 2025 09:44 PM (sPQoU)

432 n, what sources are you reading? Iran at this point couldn't mount a spare tire on a bicycle. After Oct 7 Iran was launching 200 ICBMs at Israel. Today 5.
Posted by: Ben

I am reading a variety of sources, but why do you assume we have 100 percent intel with regard to irans abilities? nobody is going to fly right into fordow assuming there are no iranian air defs.

Posted by: n at June 18, 2025 09:44 PM (gk2/K)

433 i think George Allen? Was he one of the guys on Whose Line is it anyway??
Posted by: runner at June 18, 2025 09:29 PM (nQcpu)

You're thinking of Hunter.

Posted by: haffhowershower at June 18, 2025 09:44 PM (144I4)

434 oh nice hash. now i'm a parrot

Posted by: gKWVE at June 18, 2025 09:44 PM (YwwaK)

435 There is a BLU that can be rolled out the back of a C-130, it is designed to make an instant LZ out of a jungle.

—

Is that English?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 18, 2025 09:44 PM (/CkK4)

436 n, Israel has infiltrated Iran so far they were under no illusions what so ever. The pre positioned drone attacks proved that.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2025 09:45 PM (DLqye)

437 Qatar supports Iran. In case u waz wondering.

Posted by: runner at June 18, 2025 09:45 PM (nQcpu)

438 George Allen coached the Redskins and his son was the Republican pol who said macaca

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 18, 2025 09:45 PM (7a6IM)

439 A daisy cutter, a bunker buster and a tactical nuke walk into the bar, and the bartender says...
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

"B-52s like usual?"

Posted by: Miklos remembers how to make those at June 18, 2025 09:45 PM (K6h4I)

440 You are now the one making assumptions
Posted by: Gre

it is a smarter story if they did not assume they were going to need moabs than if they thought they would start something they did not have the resources to do so we would have to finish things.

Posted by: n at June 18, 2025 09:45 PM (gk2/K)

441 A daisy cutter, a bunker buster and a tactical nuke walk into the bar, and the bartender says...
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

"I give up. No matter what I say, this is gonna bomb."

Posted by: mikeski at June 18, 2025 09:46 PM (DgGvY)

442 Iranian air defenses are so dead that planes on the ground are being taken out in detail.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 18, 2025 09:46 PM (Vnr18)

443 You're thinking of Hunter.
Posted by: haffhowershower

Dude! I never!

Posted by: runner at June 18, 2025 09:46 PM (nQcpu)

444 New Mexican food > Tex Mex >> old Mexican food
Posted by: gKWVE at June 18, 2025 09:43 PM (YwwaK)

One of the few things I miss about my previous locale was a New Mexican restaurant. Their green chili sauce was magnificent.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler at June 18, 2025 09:46 PM (0aYVJ)

445 432 n, what sources are you reading? Iran at this point couldn't mount a spare tire on a bicycle. After Oct 7 Iran was launching 200 ICBMs at Israel. Today 5.
Posted by: Ben

I am reading a variety of sources, but why do you assume we have 100 percent intel with regard to irans abilities? nobody is going to fly right into fordow assuming there are no iranian air defs.

Posted by: n at June 18, 2025 09:44 PM (gk2/K)

To win a war, you do what you have to do. No losses is a goal secondary to winning. C-130s can be replaced.

Posted by: Gref, channeling Johnny Carson at June 18, 2025 09:47 PM (aBgBM)

446 Israel has infiltrated Iran so far they were under no illusions what so ever. The pre positioned drone attacks proved that.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2025 09:45 PM (DLqye)

My concern is how far Qatar and China have infiltrated the US.
My guess is, so far up there they can map out our spleens.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 18, 2025 09:47 PM (YwwaK)

447 NO! I love me the Hatch green chilis.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler at June 18, 2025 09:41 PM (0aYVJ)

I want to like them. But they are so boring, at least as presented in Texas. HEB will have a whole month or two of hatch green chile this, and hatch green chile that. And what it mostly does is make me grateful for jalapenos and habaneros.

New Mexico has to go back.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 18, 2025 09:47 PM (tgl2u)

448 n, Israel has infiltrated Iran so far they were under no illusions what so ever. The pre positioned drone attacks proved that.
Posted by: Ben

yeah , it is impressive that they did what they did but they do not have the ability to end what they started without US aid

Posted by: n at June 18, 2025 09:47 PM (gk2/K)

449 @414 "Irish car bomb for all?"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 18, 2025 09:47 PM (7a6IM)

450 The Turtle Rider empire is vast...

gløwing eyes vicø-//
@vialistpilot
i’m being so serious when i say this but my uncle and aunt (they’re siblings) were both on turtleboy for being shitty parents and robbing banks and scamming people

Posted by: Mister Ghost at June 18, 2025 09:47 PM (TGPs7)

451 Steve Winwood is an artist of surprising depth for a guy playing keyboard.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at June 18, 2025 09:47 PM (xcxpd)

452 * hands Miklos a roasted quail and three fingers of Watershed along with a hug*

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2025 09:48 PM (DLqye)

453 YwwaK Time for a new nic.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 18, 2025 09:48 PM (Vnr18)

454 Joan Rivers, hilarious.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=knxuG_hYe-8

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 18, 2025 09:48 PM (Quxeu)

455
To win a war, you do what you have to do. No losses is a goal secondary to winning. C-130s can be replaced.
Posted by: Gref

I am thinking that does not work when the c130 get hit before hitting fordow.

Posted by: n at June 18, 2025 09:49 PM (gk2/K)

456 Do they have Ospreys? Wipe the surrounding area clean with conventional bombing and then fly in a brigade of soldiers to take the site and set explosives.

Hey I’m writing a movie here!

Posted by: polynikes at June 18, 2025 09:49 PM (VofaG)

457 I'm seeing on X that Iranian TV has been hacked, and is broadcasting subversive video and fomenting revolution.

Posted by: Don Black at June 18, 2025 09:49 PM (AOsQT)

458
Iran has no air,radar or missile defense left. What are they going to use?
Posted by: Ben Had

Al-Qaeda's fearsome drones - revealed at last!

https://t.ly/TsGmH

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2025 09:49 PM (63Dwl)

459 n, want to make a $ 500.00 bet on that?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2025 09:50 PM (DLqye)

460 Okay, I looked it up- Reiner and Brooks developed the sketch while working on Your Show of Shows, but it was never performed on the show. They released it as an album a little later, recorded at Steve Allen's studio, so there is a Tonight Show connection.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 18, 2025 09:50 PM (WnJea)

461 I'm seeing on X that Iranian TV has been hacked, and is broadcasting subversive video and fomenting revolution.
Posted by: Don Black

Pron. All channels. All the time.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2025 09:50 PM (khdFd)

462 449 @414 "Irish car bomb for all?"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 18, 2025 09:47 PM (7a6IM)

30 years ago I had to stop drinking Irish Car Bombs after dart matches. The following mornings were getting too tough and I needed to keep my job.

Posted by: Gref, channeling Johnny Carson at June 18, 2025 09:51 PM (aBgBM)

463 n, want to make a $ 500.00 bet on that?
Posted by: Ben

bet about what?

Posted by: n at June 18, 2025 09:51 PM (gk2/K)

464 * hands Miklos a roasted quail and three fingers of Watershed along with a hug*
Posted by: Ben Had

*turns bright red because of shyness and the Watershed, but mainly the Watershed*

Posted by: Miklos munches down, licks fingers at June 18, 2025 09:51 PM (K6h4I)

465
9m
The IDF issues an evacuation notice for portions of Arak and Khondab in #Iran, near the Arak Nuclear Complex

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 18, 2025 09:51 PM (Quxeu)

466 Alice reruns?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 18, 2025 09:51 PM (Vnr18)

467 So Steve Allen was the first Tonight host, yes?

Posted by: runner at June 18, 2025 09:52 PM (nQcpu)

468 bet about what?
Posted by: n

That your IQ is lower than the proof of what I am drinking

Posted by: Miklos bellies up at June 18, 2025 09:52 PM (K6h4I)

469 How many fucking nukkelar complexes does Iran have?? How did the civilized world allow it??!!

Posted by: runner at June 18, 2025 09:53 PM (nQcpu)

470 That your IQ is lower than the proof of what I am drinking
Posted by: Miklos bellies up at June 18, 2025 09:52 PM (K6h4I)

(Jump to top of

aw your so cute, you and you ad hominem nonsense, I bet your super smart too

Posted by: n at June 18, 2025 09:53 PM (gk2/K)

471 n, 10 days ago would you have bet against the IAF and Mossad accomplishing what they have so far, in less than a week?

Posted by: Gref, channeling Johnny Carson at June 18, 2025 09:53 PM (aBgBM)

472 I'm not going to watch it. They can fuck off back to their T-Mobile commercials.

I'll take them over Liberty Mutual commercials anytime.

A company whose ads are so annoying that I'll *NEVER* do business with them. Ever.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at June 18, 2025 09:53 PM (tOso8)

473 414 A daisy cutter, a bunker buster and a tactical nuke walk into the bar, and the bartender says...

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 18, 2025 09:39 PM (AzOrP)
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.... looking at the DC, 'No shrinking violets in here!'

Posted by: Ciampino - Faster than 50 wetbacks? at June 18, 2025 09:53 PM (sPQoU)

474 That your IQ is lower than the proof of what I am drinking
Posted by: Miklos bellies up at June 18, 2025 09:52 PM (K6h4I)

🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: runner at June 18, 2025 09:53 PM (nQcpu)

475 Are the anti-ICE riots still going on or have they given up now that all the TV cameras are turned elsewhere?

Posted by: Oddbob at June 18, 2025 09:54 PM (/y8xj)

476 Quail is tasty.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 18, 2025 09:54 PM (dR6yv)

477 That your IQ is lower than the proof of what I am drinking
Posted by: Miklos bellies up
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That's cruel. True. But cruel.

Have another one on me.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 18, 2025 09:54 PM (Quxeu)

478 n, that Iran has defense left to thwart a B2 bombing of Fordow

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2025 09:54 PM (DLqye)

479 467 So Steve Allen was the first Tonight host, yes?
Posted by: runner at June 18, 2025 09:52 PM (nQcpu)

Yes. Steve Allen, Jack Paar, Johnny Carson, Jay Leno, Conan O'Brien, then the show ended.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 18, 2025 09:55 PM (WnJea)

480 Heave 15 Tons.
Posted by: Boss Moss
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16 tons will only get you another day older, and deeper in debt.

Posted by: Tennesee Ernie Ford at June 18, 2025 09:55 PM (XeU6L)

481 Miklos Johnsonivich is right!

Posted by: runner at June 18, 2025 09:55 PM (nQcpu)

482 n, 10 days ago would you have bet against the IAF and Mossad accomplishing what they have so far, in less than a week?
Posted by: Gre

I ahve always said good things abou IDF , whoud not, they are a very technical , dedicated bunch.

the thin is they are a very high end. force with impressive capabilities but no capacity.

Posted by: n at June 18, 2025 09:55 PM (gk2/K)

483 18m
Senior US officials are preparing for the possibility of a strike on #Iran in the coming days, according to people familiar with the matter, a sign that Washington is assembling the infrastructure to directly enter a conflict with Tehran.
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Don't like that. The longer they wait the higher the probability it won't happen. Do it tonight and nail those Chinese planes too.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 18, 2025 09:56 PM (Quxeu)

484 That giant F35 could drop several MOPs.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 18, 2025 09:56 PM (Vnr18)

485 Ben Had, I may be passing close to your area in August. Perhaps a stop to wash the road dust from my tongue can be planned...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 18, 2025 09:56 PM (bA75n)

486 How many fucking nukkelar complexes does Iran have?? How did the civilized world allow it??!!
Posted by: runner
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See 383

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2025 09:57 PM (XeU6L)

487 That your IQ is lower than the proof of what I am drinking
Posted by: Miklos bellies up

Lab-grade ethanol?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 18, 2025 09:57 PM (orW8n)

488

Just in time for the Cafe!

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 18, 2025 09:58 PM (BhsoF)

489 Pentagon pizzas per hour is unprecedented.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 18, 2025 09:58 PM (Vnr18)

490 n, that Iran has defense left to thwart a B2 bombing of Fordow
Posted by: Ben

who has even discussed b2s bombing fordow? where would Israel have gotten b2s? we discussed c 130s but not b2s.

what have you been reading?

we have the ability to fly right in an hit fordow wit b2s before Israel did anything.

It is not a question of what we have the abilityt to do it is a question of what Israel has the ability to do.

WTF

Posted by: n at June 18, 2025 09:58 PM (gk2/K)

491 Israel does not need MOP. They had plans to rake care of Iran without the fancy pant stuff.

Posted by: runner at June 18, 2025 09:58 PM (nQcpu)

492 Joe Kidd, just let me know .Rare filets, bourbon and cigars will await you.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2025 09:58 PM (DLqye)

493 From a medical pov,
Scrubs is hysterical. And pretty on point.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 18, 2025 09:59 PM (9kQYH)

494 Are you drinking cordials? Brandy.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 18, 2025 09:59 PM (Vnr18)

495 >>>I ahve always said good things abou IDF , whoud not, they are a very technical , dedicated bunch.
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Random IDF soldier

https://tinyurl.com/muhr7pw9

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 18, 2025 10:00 PM (Quxeu)

496 Or these "leaks" are designed to put more pressure on Iran to fold

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2025 10:00 PM (YwEeS)

497 Say, does anyone here know how to Madison?

Posted by: Brad Majors at June 18, 2025 10:00 PM (0sNs1)

498 It is something of a mystery why this is hard to understand, Israel has the capability to fly to iran an bomb sites, they do not have the capacity to do it very often

Posted by: n at June 18, 2025 10:01 PM (gk2/K)

499 >>>A daisy cutter, a bunker buster and a tactical nuke walk into the bar, and the bartender says...
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 18, 2025 09:39 PM (AzOrP)

...things are pretty dead here, maybe you should just blow this joint.

Posted by: tankdemon

>...Fordow is 200km downwind from Tehran.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 18, 2025 10:01 PM (AzOrP)

500 I say to myself every day that "klimaat alarmisme" is pseudo corrupte wetenschap...

Ferdinand Meeus
@fmeeus1

De 97% klimaatalarm consensus is een gefabriceerde leugen. 3 top klimaatwetenschappers van Princeton en MIT , samen met 2 nobelprijs winnaars zijn duidelijk : er is geen klimaatcrisis . Het "klimaat alarmisme" is pseudo corrupte wetenschap. Beter kan ik het niet zeggen.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at June 18, 2025 10:02 PM (TGPs7)

501 ONT up

Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2025 10:03 PM (khdFd)

502 Say, does anyone here know how to Madison?
Posted by: Brad Majors at June 18, 2025 10:00 PM

We prefer the Time Warp.

Posted by: Frank N. Furter at June 18, 2025 10:04 PM (0sNs1)

503 Only 6 aircraft over Europe. I think something is rotten in Denmark.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 18, 2025 10:04 PM (Vnr18)

504 Catturd ™
@catturd2

Tomorrow is the holiday that nobody ever heard of until five years ago.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at June 18, 2025 10:05 PM (TGPs7)

505 Nood

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 18, 2025 10:05 PM (qgNn3)

506 The IDF should use PsyOps against Tehran by broadcasting Yoko Ono's Greatest Hits 24/7.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at June 18, 2025 10:06 PM (J7c+Z)

507 Has Israel lost any aircraft so far?

Posted by: toby928 at June 18, 2025 10:41 PM (jc0TO)

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