Mid-Morning Art Thread

Jesus Washing Peter's Feet
Ford Madox Brown

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2025 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

2 st

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 16, 2025 09:30 AM (gbOdA)

3 "Now do black people's feet."

- - - - - CEO of Chick-fil-A

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2025 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

4 Tate UK

Artist Ford Madox Brown 1821–1893
Medium Oil paint on canvas
Dimensions support: 1168 x 1333 mm frame: 1475 x 1640 x 98 mm
Collection Tate
Acquisition Presented by subscribers 1893
Reference N01394

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 16, 2025 09:32 AM (gbOdA)

5 Bunions

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 16, 2025 09:32 AM (Q4IgG)

6 During PRIDE Month?

Posted by: Purple haired lesbians everywhere at June 16, 2025 09:32 AM (lIgBp)

7 Why is Peter portrayed as an old man here?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 16, 2025 09:32 AM (7fElN)

8 He's gonna need a brush in there.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 16, 2025 09:32 AM (kJzhz)

9

Beautiful, although you can smell the sandals from here...

Posted by: Elderly Git at June 16, 2025 09:33 AM (p2Jds)

10 I'm trying to figure out how to insert the fact that I got a blow torch for Father's Day into this painting review.

However, why does the one person on the left look like they are in shear terror?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2025 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

11 Why does Peter look 20 years older than Jesus?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 16, 2025 09:33 AM (kTd/k)

12 Just in case we might miss the meaning, Jesus is depicted with a halo. Got it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 16, 2025 09:33 AM (omVj0)

13 5 After that, he poured water into a basin and began to wash his disciples’ feet, drying them with the towel that was wrapped around him.

6 He came to Simon Peter, who said to him, “Lord, are you going to wash my feet?”

7 Jesus replied, “You do not realize now what I am doing, but later you will understand.”

8 “No,” said Peter, “you shall never wash my feet.”

Jesus answered, “Unless I wash you, you have no part with me.”

9 “Then, Lord,” Simon Peter replied, “not just my feet but my hands and my head as well!”

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 16, 2025 09:33 AM (gbOdA)

14 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Somebody wake up Peter. He's missing an important moment.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2025 09:33 AM (W/lyH)

15 For an instant, rhennigantx, I thought this was a painting by the *novelist* Ford Madox Ford.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 16, 2025 09:34 AM (omVj0)

16 Where are the snakes? You're supposed to be handling snakes.

Posted by: Pentecostal Holiness African Methodist Episcopal Church of God In Jesus, Inc. at June 16, 2025 09:35 AM (lIgBp)

17 *sheer

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2025 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

18 Looks like the dude on the far left is taking his sandal off to be next.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 16, 2025 09:36 AM (JCZqz)

19 Followed up with a hot stones/ hot wax pedicure.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 16, 2025 09:36 AM (NpAcC)

20 I'm trying to figure out how to insert the fact that I got a blow torch for Father's Day into this painting review.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Those calluses need some blow torch level care!

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 16, 2025 09:36 AM (kJzhz)

21 "oh! Yo feet! They ugly!!"

I see why you no have girlfren.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 16, 2025 09:36 AM (cYBz/)

22 He's not even using those little fishes!

Posted by: Hardy Candy at June 16, 2025 09:36 AM (LXcT0)

23 Would hang. Thx CBD

Posted by: Gref at June 16, 2025 09:37 AM (aBgBM)

24 "Peter, did you deliberately walk through all that crap knowing that I'd be washing your feet later?"
"...maybe."

Posted by: NR Pax at June 16, 2025 09:37 AM (OPGS/)

25 >>> 10 I'm trying to figure out how to insert the fact that I got a blow torch for Father's Day into this painting review.

However, why does the one person on the left look like they are in shear terror?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2025 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

Instant fire!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 16, 2025 09:37 AM (ULPxl)

26 12 Just in case we might miss the meaning, Jesus is depicted with a halo. Got it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Actually, I think that's just a plate that accidentally got pushed of the table edge. Look above it and to the left a big, and you'll see the horrified face of the guy that pushed it.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 16, 2025 09:38 AM (JCZqz)

27 Why does Peter look 20 years older than Jesus?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 16, 2025

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Was he? He could still have been a working fisherman at age fifty-something. Tradition says he died in Rome during Nero's time, AD 54-68; Peter could have been seventy or a bit more at that time.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 16, 2025 09:38 AM (omVj0)

28 Uncle Fungus?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 16, 2025 09:38 AM (NCzg5)

29 However, why does the one person on the left look like they are in shear terror?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2025 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

He's got a bad case of athlete's foot and is ashamed that his Lord will see it and make a big healing deal about it. It itches madly, see him scratching it.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 16, 2025 09:38 AM (wVcYX)

30 Jesus' condescending below all the sins of an eternity of mankind's sins is still less than the glorious and inestimable love He has for us.

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at June 16, 2025 09:38 AM (7NkZG)

31 “Then, Lord,” Simon Peter replied, “not just my feet but my hands and my head as well!”
Posted by: rhennigantx

But feet last, please.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 16, 2025 09:38 AM (kJzhz)

32 Not even Jesus would want to touch my feet.

Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2025 09:38 AM (77rzZ)

33
Instant fire!!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 16, 2025 09:37 AM (ULPxl)

I mean, it's no flame thrower, but it's still quite awesome.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2025 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

34

J was a gay foot fetishist!

Posted by: NPR at June 16, 2025 09:39 AM (p2Jds)

35 That's one way to get votes.

Posted by: pudinhead at June 16, 2025 09:39 AM (FmapG)

36 Uncle Fungus?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 16, 2025

***
"The fungus amungus."

Posted by: Arthur Godfrey at June 16, 2025 09:39 AM (omVj0)

37 Odor Eaters. The early years.

Posted by: Gold Bond at June 16, 2025 09:41 AM (lIgBp)

38 Peter looks kind of uncomfortable. "Does the press have to be here?"

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 16, 2025 09:41 AM (WPL6O)

39 The washing of the feet is an ordinance signifying apostleship.

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at June 16, 2025 09:41 AM (7NkZG)

40 Jesus knew what was ultimately facing Him - washing even the nastiest of feet doesn't even come close to the horror He was about to endure. For ALL of us.

Posted by: Doof at June 16, 2025 09:41 AM (B5+rm)

41 Bunions, Fungus.

Jesus Would know the best toenail guy.

Posted by: DaveA at June 16, 2025 09:41 AM (FhXTo)

42 This is where anchovies come from.

Posted by: pudinhead at June 16, 2025 09:41 AM (FmapG)

43 The toe fungus was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at June 16, 2025 09:42 AM (lIgBp)

44 The person with their hands on their head seems to be having a meltdown.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 16, 2025 09:43 AM (NpAcC)

45 Very nice, would hang.
Ford Madox Brown is the great grandfather of novelist Ford Madox Ford. Good thing with those names.
Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 16, 2025 09:43 AM (O8bOp)

46 Everyone needs a spa day.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 16, 2025 09:44 AM (NpAcC)

47 Powerful, and I like that the one disciple (Peter?) has what looks like a prayerful pose.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2025 09:44 AM (2GCMq)

48 The Wiki entry on St. Peter, Simon Peter, gives his birth date as 1 BC, which would make him only a year or two younger than Jesus.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 16, 2025 09:44 AM (omVj0)

49
During Pride month do foot washes come with a pedicure and nail polish?

Seventh Day Adventists would love this pic.

Posted by: Auspex at June 16, 2025 09:44 AM (j4U/Z)

50
I was surprised to see the first two episodes of the new season of "The Chosen" streaming on Prime last night. I guess it will streaming there first for "free" before moving to the Angel Studio's site.

Not sure but I feel like they sort of mishandled the driving the moneychangers out of the Temple scene. I was more sympathetic to the merchant's and moneychangers than with Jesus' outrage, the way it was presented.

Odd, for a series that so far hasn't misstepped.

YMMV.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 16, 2025 09:44 AM (iJfKG)

51 The Wiki entry on St. Peter, Simon Peter, gives his birth date as 1 BC, which would make him only a year or two younger than Jesus.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

And they determined that how, exactly?

Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2025 09:45 AM (77rzZ)

52 45 Very nice, would hang.
Ford Madox Brown is the great grandfather of novelist Ford Madox Ford. Good thing with those names.
Thx CBD
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The family owned a Toll Booth. Same deal with Delaware.

Posted by: pudinhead at June 16, 2025 09:45 AM (FmapG)

53 Very nice, would hang.
Ford Madox Brown is the great grandfather of novelist Ford Madox Ford. Good thing with those names.
Thx CBD
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 16, 2025 09:43 AM (O8bOp)

Where does Ford Fairlane fit on the family tree?
(Adventures Of, starring the inestimable Andrew Dice Clay, with Lauren Holly)

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 16, 2025 09:46 AM (wVcYX)

54 Where does Ford Fairlane fit on the family tree?
(Adventures Of, starring the inestimable Andrew Dice Clay, with Lauren Holly)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 16, 2025 09:46 AM (wVcYX)

I thought that was actually a good movie.

I do want the car.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2025 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)

55 48 The Wiki entry on St. Peter, Simon Peter, gives his birth date as 1 BC, which would make him only a year or two younger than Jesus.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 16, 2025 09:44 AM (omVj0)

Dont you mean older

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 16, 2025 09:47 AM (gbOdA)

56 Ford Maalox Ford was the black sheep of the family.

Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2025 09:48 AM (77rzZ)

57 And they determined that how, exactly?
Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2025 09:45 AM (77rzZ)

His SS Card

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 16, 2025 09:48 AM (gbOdA)

58 Dont you mean older
Posted by: rhennigantx

Remember, Jesus was born in the "BC" era.

He was ahead of his time.

Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2025 09:49 AM (77rzZ)

59 The Wiki entry on St. Peter, Simon Peter, gives his birth date as 1 BC, which would make him only a year or two younger than Jesus.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
*
And they determined that how, exactly?
Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2025

***
The footnote credits the "Catholic Encyclopedia - St. Peter, Prince of the Apostles". newadvent.org. Which then quotes John 1:42, 44. But that only mentions Peter's hometown, not his birthdate.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 16, 2025 09:49 AM (omVj0)

60 I thought that was actually a good movie.

I do want the car.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
______

Oh my hair!

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 16, 2025 09:50 AM (ITkJX)

61 Jesus, No! That was the gazpacho!

Posted by: Head In Hands Guy at June 16, 2025 09:51 AM (N9XfU)

62 Remember, Jesus was born in the "BC" era.

He was ahead of his time.
Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2025 09:49 AM (77rzZ)

Golf clap

Posted by: Doof at June 16, 2025 09:51 AM (B5+rm)

63 The Ford Madox was originally intended to be the little brother to the intensely popular Mustang pony car. The fuel economy pressures spurred on by the Arab oil embargo and competition from the newly introduced Chevy Vega caused executives to scale back the project and the outcome was the Maverick. A mediocre result without much car and very little pony.

Posted by: Car Nerd at June 16, 2025 09:51 AM (lIgBp)

64 On a side note, some have asked, but the First Lady was feeling much better on Saturday, so it appears it was just a one day stomach bug and nothing more serious. She was back to normal relatively quickly.

Thank you all for your concern and support.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2025 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)

65 The Wiki entry on St. Peter, Simon Peter, gives his birth date as 1 BC, which would make him only a year or two younger than Jesus.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 16, 2025
*
Dont you mean older
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 16, 2025

***
Jesus must have been born at the latest in 4 BC, because the Bible mentions Herod the Great's plan to kill Jesus, who had been foretold to usurp his throne (The Massacre of the Innocents). And Herod died in 4 BC.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 16, 2025 09:53 AM (omVj0)

66 I've always wondered why Jesus didn't just zap the dirt off of the feet.

Posted by: Weasel at June 16, 2025 09:54 AM (O5Ote)

67 I've always wondered why Jesus didn't just zap the dirt off of the feet.
Posted by: Weasel at June 16, 2025 09:54 AM (O5Ote)

The Jews hadn't invented eye-lasers yet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2025 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)

68 About time I headed out to Aldi before it rains again today. Later, folken!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 16, 2025 09:55 AM (omVj0)

69 I've always wondered why Jesus didn't just zap the dirt off of the feet.
Posted by: Weasel at June 16, 2025 09:54 AM (O5Ote)

Because that would be ruder.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 16, 2025 09:56 AM (VoAdT)

70 I like this!! Good choice!

Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 16, 2025 09:57 AM (peE7B)

71 About time I headed out to Aldi before it rains again today. Later, folken!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 16, 2025 09:55 AM (omVj0)

I, too, am headed out. Gotta lotta work this week, just need to keep my lazy ass from being so lazy and get it done.

Screw Sid. He's Average Joe, and you know what they say about Average Joe.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2025 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)

72 So, yesterday's film noir involved Durer's "Adoration of the Magi" (or "Adoration of the Kings"). Has CBD ever featured that one?

Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2025 10:00 AM (77rzZ)

73 I've always wondered why Jesus didn't just zap the dirt off of the feet.
Posted by: Weasel at June 16, 2025

***
Because the ceremony, the process, was the point?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 16, 2025 10:00 AM (omVj0)

74 The timeline appears off. Peter looks like a very old man, but he lived quite a while after Christ's Death and Resurrection.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2025 10:01 AM (bss/y)

75 The timeline appears off. Peter looks like a very old man, but he lived quite a while after Christ's Death and Resurrection.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2025 10:01 AM (bss/y)

The camera adds 20 years.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 16, 2025 10:02 AM (peE7B)

76 The timeline appears off. Peter looks like a very old man, but he lived quite a while after Christ's Death and Resurrection.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Well, to be fair, people used to "age" more quickly back then, both men and women, so they often looked older than their chronological age.

Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2025 10:03 AM (77rzZ)

77 The timeline appears off. Peter looks like a very old man, but he lived quite a while after Christ's Death and Resurrection.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2025 10:01 AM (bss/y)

Did Peter have kids? Cuz they'll give you grey hair before your time.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 16, 2025 10:04 AM (ExV1e)

78 Is this about me?

Posted by: Methuselah at June 16, 2025 10:04 AM (lIgBp)

79 Did Peter have kids? Cuz they'll give you grey hair before your time.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Well, he had a wife. They'll do the same.

Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2025 10:05 AM (77rzZ)

80 Just saw a headline that started "Israeli car bombs take out..."

Israeli car bombs?

Drop a shot of Slivo into a half pint of manischewitz?

....

That would take me out of commission, that's for sure.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 16, 2025 10:06 AM (VoAdT)

81 73 I've always wondered why Jesus didn't just zap the dirt off of the feet.
Posted by: Weasel at June 16, 2025

***
Because the ceremony, the process, was the point?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 16, 2025 10:00 AM (omVj0)

But if he did it with lazers, then lazera would have been the point, and that would have been pretty cool.

Posted by: And then the Lord did lazer Peter's feet, and the apostles were in awe, except Peter, who exclaimed at June 16, 2025 10:06 AM (cwJo1)

82 See, the terrorists, er I mean rioters, er I mean protesters are just following Jesus’ example; he’s wearing a Bionic face mask too. At least it kinda looks like that to me.

Posted by: haffhowershower at June 16, 2025 10:07 AM (KcRBh)

83 Hey, you know, if you're sooooo wildly off topic, you eventually become on topic again.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 16, 2025 10:08 AM (VoAdT)

84 The timeline appears off. Peter looks like a very old man, but he lived quite a while after Christ's Death and Resurrection.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2025 10:01 AM (bss/y)

You're not accounting for the time travel.

Posted by: gravity will tell at June 16, 2025 10:08 AM (cwJo1)

85 He didn't need lasers to cure blindness, either. Just a little mud.

Posted by: Made from spit at June 16, 2025 10:09 AM (lIgBp)

86 Well, to be fair, people used to "age" more quickly back then, both men and women, so they often looked older than their chronological age.
Posted by: Bulg

Yeah. Methuselah didn't look a day over 900.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2025 10:11 AM (fab8c)

87 Jesus couldn't even be bothered to film this on his phone and post it on social media.

Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2025 10:12 AM (77rzZ)

88 Just saw a headline that started "Israeli car bombs take out..."

Israeli car bombs?

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Flaming EVs.

Posted by: ShainS -- Busy Organizing 'Make Trump King' Protests at June 16, 2025 10:14 AM (9JDJW)

89 Just saw a headline that started "Israeli car bombs take out..."

Israeli car bombs?

Drop a shot of Slivo into a half pint of manischewitz?

*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2025 10:14 AM (fab8c)

90 Jesus couldn't even be bothered to film this on his phone and post it on social media.
Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2025 10:12 AM (77rzZ)

Jesus was aware that social media is not of the Father.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 16, 2025 10:14 AM (ExV1e)

91 That's why dude is holding his head in discombobulation. Too many ICBs.

See?

It is on topic. Mnyeah.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 16, 2025 10:15 AM (VoAdT)

92 Jesus Washing Peter's Feet
Ford Madox Brown

"Jesus washing Peter's feet by Ford Madox Brown. Oil on canvas. Tate Britain. This painting depicts Jesus Washing Peter's Feet which comes from John's Gospel, chapter 13. John is the only writer to record this event which would have been seen as scandalous behaviour by Jesus. Jan 17, 2023
Readers-Notes-Jesus-washing-Peters-feet (Not included)

>You Tube, Jesus Washing Peter's Feet - God Who Speaks - Works of Art (11+ minutes, interesting, though the voice explaining is a bit irritating.)

Would probably pass hanging but like the story, explanation behind today's featured art. Thanks.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 16, 2025 10:15 AM (NFX2v)

93 Peter looks a bit judgmental while getting his feet washed.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 16, 2025 10:17 AM (ExV1e)

94 "And this little piggy went wee wee wee!"

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 16, 2025 10:19 AM (JKjtK)

95 Where are Peter's socks?

Posted by: Asking the Important Questions at June 16, 2025 10:19 AM (Bijay)

96 94 "And this little piggy went wee wee wee!"
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 16, 2025 10:19 AM (JKjtK)

Heh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2025 10:21 AM (bss/y)

97 95 Where are Peter's socks?
Posted by: Asking the Important Questions at June 16, 2025 10:19 AM (Bijay)

I wonder when socks became a thing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2025 10:21 AM (bss/y)

98 If they don't like "kings" so much, why aren't they introducing legislation for TERM LIMITS since so many of them act like royalty in office?

Posted by: Jeff Carter (@pointsnfigures1) at June 16, 2025 10:21 AM (ZiwLX)

99 Isn't Peter's Sox the name of the Vatican baseball team?

Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2025 10:21 AM (77rzZ)

100 From wiki (so you know it's true):

According to the Greek poet Hesiod, in the 8th century BC, the Ancient Greeks wore socks called "piloi", which were made from matted animal hair.[5][6] The Romans also wrapped their feet with leather or woven fabrics. Around the 2nd century AD, the Romans started sewing the fabrics together making fitted socks called "udones". By the 5th century AD, socks called "puttees" were worn by holy people in Europe to symbolize purity.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2025 10:23 AM (bss/y)

101 I wonder when socks became a thing?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I think they may have been worn first by soldiers. Extra protection and comfort when marching.

Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2025 10:23 AM (77rzZ)

102 98 If they don't like "kings" so much, why aren't they introducing legislation for TERM LIMITS since so many of them act like royalty in office?
Posted by: Jeff Carter (@pointsnfigures1) at June 16, 2025 10:21 AM (ZiwLX)

And something about unelected bureaucrats and judges.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2025 10:23 AM (bss/y)

103 Why is Hunter's bag of coke behind Jesus' head?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 16, 2025 10:23 AM (ExV1e)

104 Paul Ford, the curmudgeon character actor, had a late entry into the film biz. But had memorable roles in It's A Mad 4X World and The Music Man.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 16, 2025 10:24 AM (wVcYX)

105 98 If they don't like "kings" so much, why aren't they introducing legislation for TERM LIMITS since so many of them act like royalty in office?
Posted by: Jeff Carter (@pointsnfigures1) at June 16, 2025 10:21 AM (ZiwLX)

They hate Kings but love Judges.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2025 10:24 AM (VofaG)

106 So, the Kennedys and Camelot aren’t a thing anymore?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2025 10:25 AM (Mvmps)

107 Why is Hunter's bag of coke behind Jesus' head?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

That's meth. Because that one Biblical guy liked it so much that they named him Methusealot.

Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2025 10:25 AM (77rzZ)

108 Where are Peter's socks?
Posted by: Asking the Important Questions

When they were evangelizing in Egypt and had to cross the Nile, they would just walk across by stepping on the backs of crocodiles. So, you know, the original crocs footwear.

Posted by: haffhowershower at June 16, 2025 10:25 AM (KcRBh)

109 Socks made of leather do not sound real comfortable.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2025 10:26 AM (bss/y)

110 Paul Ford, the curmudgeon character actor, had a late entry into the film biz. But had memorable roles in It's A Mad 4X World and The Music Man.
Posted by: Count de Monet

Great character actor. Was also in Advise and Consent, a non-comedy.

Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2025 10:26 AM (77rzZ)

111 From the Hodgetwins:

WW3 THREAT: Pakistan Reportedly Warns Iran It Will NUKE ISRAEL If Netanyahu Strikes First

A senior regime officer claims Pakistan has told Iran that if Israel uses nuclear weapons, Pakistan will respond with nukes of its own.

Let that sink in: A Muslim nuclear power threatening to enter the war — not to stop conflict, but to annihilate Israel

This isn’t peacekeeping — this is a full-blown apocalyptic threat that could drag the whole world into war.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2025 10:26 AM (fab8c)

112 I’m sure the callouses on the bottom of feet in those days were an inch thick.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2025 10:26 AM (VofaG)

113 Socks made of leather do not sound real comfortable.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2025 10:26 AM (bss/y)

Mebbe they were made from fine Corinthian leather?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 16, 2025 10:27 AM (wVcYX)

114 There’s a wiman sitting across the aisle from me on the boat picking skin off her right thumb and then eating it.

Wtaf.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2025 10:28 AM (Mvmps)

115 I sometimes wonder how many epistles were sent to the new Church that never made it into the official record.

"Dear Mauretanians, you're doing it all wrong. You're scaring the animals and making us look bad. Who even are you? Delete my number."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 16, 2025 10:29 AM (VoAdT)

116 Been real busy lately. Catching up on news. Seems like the dems are mostlt quiet on Israel kicking Iranian ass with low key for now US support.

25 cent guess here. Perhaps Donald is going soft on deportations to buy coverage for and silence from dems on the Iranian operation. 100 percent speculation. Also Trump should name the operation "No Iranian kings".

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 16, 2025 10:29 AM (OA79/)

117 There's a pretty amusing set of stories circulating on the Internet claiming Iran has shot down Israeli F-35i fighter jets. The imagery from this claim, and several others about Iranian wartime "wins" are from various video games like Arma 3 and DCS.

While the imagery is pretty good, the cropping, post processing, and whatever other digital manipulation is being added show an amateur level of knowledge as the final products are... clearly fake.

An overhead shot of a purported IDF F-35, crashed, with people around it. Problem: the jet is as big as a warship and the people look like ants. Even the markings on the plane are bogus.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 16, 2025 10:29 AM (Q4IgG)

118 Why would Israel need to nuke them at this point?

This is like watching a guy get the absolute shit beat out of him with his fists and you yelling to the guy who cannot even get a punch in 'Hey, man- if he pulls a gun, I'll shoot him!'

Empty threat.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2025 10:30 AM (bss/y)

119 114 There’s a wiman sitting across the aisle from me on the boat picking skin off her right thumb and then eating it.

Wtaf.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2025 10:28 AM (Mvmps)

People are weird. And disgusting.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2025 10:30 AM (bss/y)

120 An overhead shot of a purported IDF F-35, crashed, with people around it. Problem: the jet is as big as a warship and the people look like ants. Even the markings on the plane are bogus.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 16, 2025 10:29 AM (Q4IgG)

I saw that. It's pretty hilarious.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2025 10:30 AM (bss/y)

121 He’s JUST all right.

Posted by: Doobie Brothers at June 16, 2025 10:31 AM (2Rbgs)

122 111 From the Hodgetwins:

WW3 THREAT: Pakistan Reportedly Warns Iran It Will NUKE ISRAEL If Netanyahu Strikes First

A senior regime officer claims Pakistan has told Iran that if Israel uses nuclear weapons, Pakistan will respond with nukes of its own.

Let that sink in: A Muslim nuclear power threatening to enter the war — not to stop conflict, but to annihilate Israel

This isn’t peacekeeping — this is a full-blown apocalyptic threat that could drag the whole world into war.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2025 10:26 AM (fab8c)

Yep. And then India permanently ends their border war with pakistan.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 16, 2025 10:31 AM (OA79/)

123 Cankles.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 16, 2025 10:31 AM (P9gC0)

124 I’ve yet to hear any leftist give an example of how Trump is acting like a king.

Is it the part where he obeyed all Hawaiian judge orders? Or is it the part where he is asking congress to pass bills that he can sign?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 16, 2025 10:31 AM (/CkK4)

125 New Naked Gun trailer.

1) Trying way too hard.

2) Not very funny.

3) *sigh* have they forgotten what an attractive woman looks like?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2025 10:32 AM (bss/y)

126 Wtaf.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2025 10:28 AM

I got nuthin'.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 16, 2025 10:32 AM (dPfyF)

127 114 There’s a wiman sitting across the aisle from me on the boat picking skin off her right thumb and then eating it.

Wtaf.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2025 10:28 AM (Mvmps)

Could be worse. She could be picking skin off someone else's thumb and eating it.

Posted by: kinder, gentler bath salts at June 16, 2025 10:32 AM (vSQxE)

128 New Naked Gun trailer:

https://tinyurl.com/b6cze8v7

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2025 10:32 AM (bss/y)

129 I've always wondered why Jesus didn't just zap the dirt off of the feet.
Posted by: Weasel at June 16, 2025 09:54 AM (O5Ote)

Because that would be ruder.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 16, 2025 09:56 AM (VoAdT)

Lightening coming out his finger.
"Dance Apostles, Dance!"

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2025 10:33 AM (W/lyH)

130 3) *sigh* have they forgotten what an attractive woman looks like?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Probably, since they didn't hire me.
-- Dylan Mulvaney

Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2025 10:33 AM (77rzZ)

131 127 114 There’s a wiman sitting across the aisle from me on the boat picking skin off her right thumb and then eating it.

Wtaf.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2025 10:28 AM (Mvmps)

Could be worse. She could be picking skin off someone else's thumb and eating it.
Posted by: kinder, gentler bath salts at June 16, 2025 10:32 AM (vSQxE)

Toe calous

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 16, 2025 10:33 AM (OA79/)

132 Yep. And then India permanently ends ~~their border war with~~ pakistan.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 16, 2025 10:31 AM

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 16, 2025 10:33 AM (dPfyF)

133 There’s a wiman sitting across the aisle from me on the boat picking skin off her right thumb and then eating it.

—

Is that any worse than biting nails?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 16, 2025 10:34 AM (/CkK4)

134 The president of the AFL-CIO says she’s committed to the fight against Trump’s immigration policies

... always looking out for the rank-in-file

Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2025 10:34 AM (RHGPo)

135 picking skin off her right thumb and then eating it.

She ran out of boogers.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 16, 2025 10:35 AM (WDJ9Z)

136 Unions should be against immigration.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 16, 2025 10:35 AM (P9gC0)

137 135 picking skin off her right thumb and then eating it.

She ran out of boogers.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 16, 2025 10:35 AM (WDJ9Z)

Uses her pedi egg to sprinkle topping on spaghetti.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 16, 2025 10:36 AM (OA79/)

138 134 The president of the AFL-CIO says she’s committed to the fight against Trump’s immigration policies

... always looking out for the rank-in-file
Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2025 10:34 AM (RHGPo)

Well yeah he kinda is is.

Illegals make up a lot of union members. That’s why unions went from America first to “let ‘em all in”. Same reason churches are all in on open borders. It’s a membership drive

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 16, 2025 10:36 AM (/CkK4)

139 Scientists Successfully Beam Light Through An Entire Human Head, Opening Doors To Revolutionary Brain Imaging

... does this work for all humans, or just Joe Biden

Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2025 10:37 AM (RHGPo)

140 This isn’t peacekeeping — this is a full-blown apocalyptic threat that could drag the whole world into war.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2025 10:26 AM (fab8c)

A really stupid thing for the Pakis to say.
I wonder, if Germany starts tossing mohamedeans out of the country, will they threaten them?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2025 10:37 AM (W/lyH)

141 Scientists Successfully Beam Light Through An Entire Human Head, Opening Doors To Revolutionary Brain Imaging

I think I dated her in college.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2025 10:39 AM (W/lyH)

142 U.N. Report Warns Terrorists Could Weaponize Driverless Cars as ‘Slaughterbots’

Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2025 10:39 AM (RHGPo)

143 114 There’s a wiman sitting across the aisle from me on the boat picking skin off her right thumb and then eating it.

Wtaf.
Posted by: nurse ratched

That's hot.

Posted by: Auspex at June 16, 2025 10:40 AM (j4U/Z)

144 Scientists Successfully Beam Light Through An Entire Human Head, Opening Doors To Revolutionary Brain Imaging

Lasers have been able to do this for a while now.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 16, 2025 10:40 AM (ExV1e)

145 USS Nimitz Carrier Group On Way To MidEast As Iran Reportedly Seeks De-Escalation With Israel

Breaking headline suggests Iran 'open' to Trump negotiations as bombs fly...

Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2025 10:40 AM (RHGPo)

146 Lasers have been able to do this for a while now.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 16, 2025 10:40 AM (ExV1e)

So have .45 cal rounds

Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 16, 2025 10:41 AM (C4fUO)

147 Scientists Successfully Beam Light Through An Entire Human Head, Opening Doors To Revolutionary Brain Imaging

The blonde jokes write themselves.

Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2025 10:41 AM (77rzZ)

148 No word yet on that missing 30-foot tall Israeli F-35 pilot

Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2025 10:41 AM (RHGPo)

149 >>> Scientists Successfully Beam Light Through An Entire Human Head, Opening Doors To Revolutionary Brain Imaging

... does this work for all humans, or just Joe Biden
Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2025 10:37 AM (RHGPo)

The Doors of His Face, the Lamps of His Mouth

Posted by: banana Dream at June 16, 2025 10:41 AM (cduTK)

150 U.N. Report Warns Terrorists Could Weaponize Driverless Cars as ‘Slaughterbots’
Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2025 10:39 AM (RHGPo)

....

Why?

Also.... how?

It's their tried and true method to get 72 virgins. Just strap the bastard in, fill him with crank, and let him get to work. Stupid UN.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 16, 2025 10:41 AM (VoAdT)

151 Morton's Toe status: Inconclusive.

Posted by: scottst at June 16, 2025 10:42 AM (M4PBL)

152 Yea, no. I never got this "feet washing" thing. Hard pass.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 16, 2025 10:42 AM (iFTx/)

153 Democrats: No Kings, just Queens.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2025 10:42 AM (W/lyH)

154 There’s a wiman sitting across the aisle from me on the boat picking skin off her right thumb and then eating it.

Wtaf.
Posted by: nurse ratched

LOL. What a way to start your day.

Posted by: Tuna at June 16, 2025 10:43 AM (lJ0H4)

155 Democrats: No Kings, just Queens.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2025 10:42 AM (W/lyH)

Just a bunch of jokers

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 16, 2025 10:43 AM (VoAdT)

156 Morton's Toe status: Inconclusive.
Posted by: scottst at June 16, 2025 10:42 AM

Could be worse.

Posted by: Jenkins' Ear at June 16, 2025 10:43 AM (dPfyF)

157 U.N. Report Warns Terrorists Could Weaponize Driverless Cars as ‘Slaughterbots’

... think of them as Earth-hugging cruise missiles

Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2025 10:43 AM (RHGPo)

158 The imagery from this claim, and several others about Iranian wartime "wins" are from various video games like Arma 3 and DCS.

That's all the left can do. Is fake it. There's a meme going around about a little girl in hysterics screaming and crying "Don't leave me! Don't leave me!" with a dozen pictures of libs crying and saying we don't have a heart.

They are trying to make it like mom is being deported. Real story?

It's from a movie. And mom is getting in a caro and leaving Mehico.

😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2025 10:44 AM (fab8c)

159 Chokepoint Watch: GPS Jamming Impacts Tankers Across Strait Of Hormuz

"The glitches — which have affected oil tankers, cargo ships, tugs and fishing..."

Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2025 10:44 AM (RHGPo)

160 LA Mayor Bass Says If ICE Raids Persist, There'll Be 'Nobody' Left To Nanny The Kids Or Mow The Lawns (no word about ass wiping)

...in her out-loud voice!

Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2025 10:45 AM (RHGPo)

161 Scientists Successfully Beam Light Through An Entire Human Head, Opening Doors To Revolutionary Brain Imaging

... does this work for all humans, or just Joe Biden
Posted by: SMOD

They used AOC as a test subject.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2025 10:45 AM (fab8c)

162 Just in case we might miss the meaning, Jesus is depicted with a halo. Got it.

Ahh, like how the media always showed Obama with a halo.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 16, 2025 10:45 AM (3cXfB)

163 LA Mayor Bass Says If ICE Raids Persist, There'll Be 'Nobody' Left To Nanny The Kids Or Mow The Lawns (no word about ass wiping)

So, anyway...

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2025 10:46 AM (fab8c)

164 America's Cities Are Sinking...

Across the U.S., major urban centers are experiencing significant land subsidence, a.k.a the sinking of land...

... and they said it was rising oceans

Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2025 10:46 AM (RHGPo)

165 U.N. Report Warns Terrorists Could Weaponize Driverless Cars as ‘Slaughterbots’[/i-2

As opposed to now when terrorists just drive the cars into crowds?

Posted by: Ian S. at June 16, 2025 10:46 AM (3cXfB)

166 Nail biters are gross too.

So are Booger eaters.

But this is somehow worse. Eating your skin after you pick it off?

I should no longer be disgusted by anything I see people do. But, Jeepers.

Farmer hankies also gross me out.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2025 10:47 AM (Y0J+8)

167 LA Mayor Bass Says If ICE Raids Persist, There'll Be 'Nobody' Left to Nanny the Kids or Mow the Lawns

In my day, the kids mowed the lawns.

Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2025 10:48 AM (77rzZ)

168
LA Mayor Bass Says If ICE Raids Persist, There'll Be 'Nobody' Left To Nanny The Kids Or Mow The Lawns

Yes'm Massa Bass!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 16, 2025 10:48 AM (Tv15w)

169 America's Cities Are Sinking...

Across the U.S., major urban centers are experiencing significant land subsidence, a.k.a the sinking of land...

—

And you laughed at me. Who’s laughing now bitches?
- Hank “Guam is Sinking” Johnson

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 16, 2025 10:48 AM (/CkK4)

170 The British government will reopen more than 800 cases of historic child rape grooming gang cases in addition to launching a full national inquiry after Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer bowed to pressure and made a major reversal on the issue over the weekend.

The National Crime Agency (NCA), the UK equivalent of America’s FBI, will lead investigations alongside local police forces across Britain into grooming gang cases that did not result in the suspected perpetrators facing justice.

.. these is nothing to stop these cases that were closed before to be closed again

Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2025 10:48 AM (RHGPo)

171 LA Mayor Bass Says If ICE Raids Persist, There'll Be 'Nobody' Left To Nanny The Kids Or Mow The Lawns

-

Normal Americans over 50:

Oh, the jobs high schoolers and college kids would work in the summers, and high school graduates and black men and women would work and raise their families on?

Yes, precisely. That's our point.

Deport deport deport, then deport some more.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The 19th Amendment is a civilization level sh*t test at June 16, 2025 10:48 AM (SbtHR)

172 LA Mayor Bass Says If ICE Raids Persist, There'll Be 'Nobody' Left To Nanny The Kids Or Mow The Lawns (no word about ass wiping)

A Talking Billy Bass would be a better mayor.

Also, there are tons of legal Americans who will be glad to mow your lawn for a reasonable fee.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 16, 2025 10:49 AM (3cXfB)

173 LA Mayor Bass Says If ICE Raids Persist, There'll Be 'Nobody' Left to Nanny the Kids or Mow the Lawns

In my day, the kids mowed the lawns.
Posted by: Bulg

$3 front, $2 back & $2 hand edging.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2025 10:49 AM (fab8c)

174 > This isn’t peacekeeping — this is a full-blown apocalyptic threat that could drag the whole world into war.
Posted by: rickb223
----------
See... shoot down a couple Indian planes and now, the Paki's think they're badass and go throwing talk about nuking someone.

Assholes

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 16, 2025 10:50 AM (Q4IgG)

175 Guess what I did yesterday? Mowed my lawn. As did everyone else on my block. The idea that only illegals will mow lawns is such an elitist liberal thing. And really a California thing. Even in other blue areas outside the state people do mow their lawns.

Shit if you have a lawn big enough for a riding mower it’s a lot fun.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 16, 2025 10:50 AM (/CkK4)

176 Just like those Marine training films said in boot camp, keep your Peter clean.

Posted by: Dumb Grunt at June 16, 2025 10:51 AM (ld+m9)

177 Very late to the thread. Brown makes brilliant use of color, both realistic and vibrant, to bring the scene to life. The poses capture the moment with implied movement. Very effective.

Not so apparent in this painting but Brown makes great use of the eyes of the people in his portraits. They bring extra life to what could otherwise be something mundane. His Wiki page has several childrens' portraits that are so natural and expressive they make the viewer just stare.

Posted by: JTB at June 16, 2025 10:51 AM (yTvNw)

178 U.N. Report Warns Terrorists Could Weaponize Driverless Cars as ‘Slaughterbots’

... think of them as Earth-hugging cruise missiles

I think it's just another type of drone, and they will dominate warfare going forward, particularly for neighboring or nearly-neighboring countries. We are not immune.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 16, 2025 10:52 AM (s8j++)

179 Trump: Israel-Iran Will Come to Deal ‘Soon’

Fog: We're sending somebody in to negotiate!
[Corben walks into the room and shoots Aknot between the eyes. As he falls, the other Mangalores drop their weapons and bow over him, keening]
Korben Dallas: Anybody else want to negotiate?

Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2025 10:52 AM (RHGPo)

180 Shit if you have a lawn big enough for a riding mower it’s a lot fun.

Yup. I pop in some earbuds, crank up some good music, and Zen out for an hour on the riding mower. My favorite part of the summer.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 16, 2025 10:52 AM (3cXfB)

181 7 Why is Peter portrayed as an old man here?

--

My first thought also!

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 16, 2025 10:52 AM (qBdHI)

182 Guess what I did yesterday? Mowed my lawn. As did everyone else on my block. The idea that only illegals will mow lawns is such an elitist liberal thing. And really a California thing. Even in other blue areas outside the state people do mow their lawns.

-

I suspect a huge amount of it is driven by the "keep up with the Joneses" phenomenon at both the private and corporate level.

Why, we can't have an office employee out there cutting the grass! How would that look to the public?!!

Probably a similar mentality at homes around the nation. Why, Susan might think we can't afford to have our grass cut by illegals if we cut it ourselves! Hubby, you HAVE to pay them to come out every two weeks so no one thinks we're poor!

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - The 19th Amendment is a civilization level sh*t test at June 16, 2025 10:53 AM (SbtHR)

183 LA Mayor Bass Says If ICE Raids Persist, There'll Be 'Nobody' Left to Nanny the Kids or Mow the Lawns

Because having American kids mow lawns, babysit and have paper-routes again would be unconscionable

Posted by: Halfhand at June 16, 2025 10:53 AM (xk/GE)

184 142 U.N. Report Warns Terrorists Could Weaponize Driverless Cars as ‘Slaughterbots’
Posted by: SMOD

The UN is always late to the party with its warnings, including "on the other hand..."

---
"Five vehicles owned by Google's self-driving spinoff Waymo were set ablaze last Sunday during protests against the Trump administration's immigration policies. Images and video of the flaming cars quickly went viral, illustrating for a global audience how vulnerable robotaxis can be in volatile situations."

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 16, 2025 10:54 AM (NFX2v)

185 167 LA Mayor Bass Says If ICE Raids Persist, There'll Be 'Nobody' Left to Nanny the Kids or Mow the Lawns

In my day, the kids mowed the lawns.
Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2025 10:48 AM (77rzZ)

For a lot of the kids in LA, they are too busy having their dicks and boobs chopped off by their parents and teachers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2025 10:54 AM (bss/y)

186
Why is Peter portrayed as an old man here?

Stunt model. The artist lost track of which person was his actual model.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 16, 2025 10:54 AM (Tv15w)

187 Shit if you have a lawn big enough for a riding mower it’s a lot fun.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

The house I grew up in sat on two lots, so our yard was huge. No riding mower, just push mower. Took forever. Not fun.

And it took forever to rake up the mowed grass, too.

But I did it. Without pay. Because it was my duty.

Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2025 10:55 AM (77rzZ)

188 No Mo Kings protest:

"Because he thinks he a king"

So? You boys think you're girls and that doesn't make it so.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2025 10:55 AM (fab8c)

189 There’s a wiman sitting across the aisle from me on the boat picking skin off her right thumb and then eating it.

--

Ugh, sickening! Things I didn't need to visualize for $100, Alex.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 16, 2025 10:55 AM (qBdHI)

190
Because having American kids mow lawns, babysit and have paper-routes again would be unconscionable
Posted by: Halfhand

And because said kids need to be focused like a laser on which gender they should become and whether a "partectomy" will be part of the complete package.

Priorities, people!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 16, 2025 10:57 AM (Tv15w)

191 Images and video of the flaming cars quickly went viral, illustrating for a global audience how vulnerable robotaxis can be in volatile situations.

Not shown was how robotaxis could be hacked in order to deliver passengers to kidnappers, or rapists, or the police.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 16, 2025 10:57 AM (ExV1e)

192 Ugh, sickening! Things I didn't need to visualize for $100, Alex.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 16, 2025 10:55 AM (qBdHI)

Alex: we have something special in store for the $500 answer...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2025 10:57 AM (bss/y)

193 Don't some species of snakes and lizards eat their old skin after they've shed it?

Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2025 10:57 AM (77rzZ)

194 Because having American kids mow lawns, babysit and have paper-routes again would be unconscionable
Posted by: Halfhand

And because said kids need to be focused like a laser on which gender they should become and whether a "partectomy" will be part of the complete package.

Priorities, people!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 16, 2025 10:57 AM (Tv15w)

Think how any modern papers you could fit in a sack! They are like leaflets. You could do a 1000 houses!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2025 10:58 AM (bss/y)

195 Iran asks Gulf states to mediate for ceasefire with Israel, sources say By Reuters
June 16, 2025, 10 mins. ago

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 16, 2025 10:59 AM (NFX2v)

196 How did Vance Boelter fund an apparently lavish lifestyle —marked by a large home, five children, weapons, at least $50K in cash, disguises, and multiple vehicles (including a late-model SUV modified to look like a police car)— despite being unemployed? Where’d the money come from? It’s a conundrum, but don’t look to media to quell the curiosity.

From Jeff Childers.

I see some people comparing him to Routh, but Routh was clearly working for an American Nat Sec agency.

Did this guy get THAT rich from the NGO scams he was running?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 16, 2025 11:00 AM (t0Rmr)

197 I was reading about the LA anti-ICE protester who got shot in the nads and lost a testicle. Best advice so far:
Pack the other one in ice.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2025 11:00 AM (W/lyH)

198 U nas yest' NOOD.

Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2025 11:01 AM (77rzZ)

199 Nood

Posted by: tankdemon at June 16, 2025 11:01 AM (R256O)

200 It's driven by the fact that their house is now worth a half million and so needs to have a manicured lawn.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 16, 2025 11:01 AM (AcTAo)

201 The local ICE protest on Saturday was loud but actually peaceful. Dumbfucks all had Mexican flags, I only saw one American flag.

Way to appeal to the fence sitters, pinche pendejos.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 16, 2025 11:02 AM (FoIOl)

202 The biggest joke in Tehran is the where-abouts of Ayatollah Khamenei. It seems nobody, except the Israelis, know where Ayatollah Khamenei is avoiding martyrdom.

Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2025 11:03 AM (RHGPo)

203 Think how any modern papers you could fit in a sack! They are like leaflets. You could do a 1000 houses!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2025 10:58 AM (bss/y)

As I think about it, I haven't seen a paper box around town in years. Haven't bought a paper in almost as long.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2025 11:03 AM (W/lyH)

204 Because having American kids mow lawns, babysit and have paper-routes again would be unconscionable
Posted by: Halfhand

A few years ago I saw an article in one of the leftist online rags complaining that feminism had all been a lie because white women hired brown women to take on all their childcare duties.

And you know, they aren't completely wrong about what happened over the last 20 years. Most of the AWFLs I know with kids have a hispanic nanny. And all the leftists I know have a hispanic Gardner/landscaper

Posted by: 18-1 at June 16, 2025 11:04 AM (t0Rmr)

205 Al Jazeera news, today

In part, "Boelter’s wife filed to create a company called Praetorian Guard Security Services LLC with the same address as the couple’s listed mailing address in Green Isle in Sibley County, according to corporate records. The company offers security services, including contract security guards for sites, including residential properties and schools."

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 16, 2025 11:05 AM (NFX2v)

206 That creep not only killed the parents. He shot their golden retriever, which had to be euthanized

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 16, 2025 11:08 AM (AcTAo)

207 Tehran has asked Qatar, Saudi Arabia and Oman to press U.S. President Donald Trump to use his influence on Israel to agree to an immediate ceasefire with Iran in return for Tehran's flexibility in nuclear negotiations, two Iranian and three regional sources told Reuters on Monday. Gulf leaders and their top diplomats worked the phones all weekend, speaking to each other, to Tehran, Washington and beyond in an effort to avoid a widening of the conflict as longstanding enemies Israel and Iran intensified their attacks in their biggest ever confrontation.

Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2025 11:21 AM (RHGPo)

208 The Left have no self awareness.

They think waving Mexican flags and supporting illegal immigration is a winning strategy.

Just like supporting tranny book reading to kids and tranny men in women’s sports not to mention tranny men in women’s bathrooms.

But then again the leaders strategy is destroying America and are just using the useful idiots for that purpose.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2025 11:34 AM (VofaG)

209 Two union leaders quit the DNC. Weingarten and Saunders.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 16, 2025 11:41 AM (P9gC0)

210 Nood.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 16, 2025 11:42 AM (P9gC0)

211 How long have you had the Corn?

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 16, 2025 06:30 PM (wGqjj)

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