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Steen School teacher.jpg

School teacher
Jan Steen

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 Sponge!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2025 09:30 AM (PfGa7)

2 Primum, non nocere.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 17, 2025 09:30 AM (w9Wax)

3 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 17, 2025 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

4 Hope he's got all their pronouns straight.

Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 09:30 AM (77rzZ)

5 Little Johnny just got busted. Again.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2025 09:31 AM (PfGa7)

6 I bet they're better at math than most high school graduates of today.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 17, 2025 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

7 The real hero

Posted by: one hour sober at June 17, 2025 09:31 AM (Y1sOo)

8 What's with the spoon?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 17, 2025 09:31 AM (Q4IgG)

9 The wooden spoon is quite menacing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 17, 2025 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

10 Not good with kids' faces, huh, Jan?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 17, 2025 09:31 AM (GBKbO)

11 I've got it bad, bad, bad....
I'm hot for teacher!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 17, 2025 09:31 AM (JCZqz)

12 What's with the spoon?
Posted by: Martini Farmer


Whacking knuckles.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2025 09:32 AM (PfGa7)

13 Spare the spoon and spoil the child.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 17, 2025 09:32 AM (w9Wax)

14 Kids look terrified.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 17, 2025 09:32 AM (z1/Q8)

15 I'm betting the boy wiping his eye just took an ass whippin' from that spoon.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 17, 2025 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

16 Kid probably has a better reading level that most Baltimore HS graduates.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 17, 2025 09:32 AM (72zuV)

17

SMACK!

NO!

I've told you a hundred times, you don't wipe your boogers in the book, you eat them!

Posted by: The Teacher at June 17, 2025 09:32 AM (gYVB4)

18 What's with the spoon?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 17, 2025 09:31 AM (Q4IgG)

Pour encourager les autres!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at June 17, 2025 09:32 AM (L5An7)

19
Pour encourager les autres!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at June 17, 2025 09:32 AM (L5An7)



Encouraging less autism?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 17, 2025 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

20 School teacher
Jan Steen


Frank's older brother?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at June 17, 2025 09:33 AM (Dg2sF)

21 I saw Whacking Knuckles open for Corporal Punishment at Lewisville High in '81.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2025 09:33 AM (PfGa7)

22 I wonder how many of those kids are on ADHD meds.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 17, 2025 09:33 AM (mT+6a)

23 Jan had a brother, Frank Nathaniel.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 17, 2025 09:34 AM (w9Wax)

24 Jan Steen

Frank's older brother?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at June 17, 2025 09:33 AM (Dg2sF)



I suddenly had a Jan & Dean song in my head.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 17, 2025 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

25

Your fathers say to sell you all for medical experiments!

Posted by: The Teacher at June 17, 2025 09:34 AM (gYVB4)

26
"Son. You either figure this out or it's off to the glue factory with you."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 17, 2025 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

27 I've told you a hundred times, you don't wipe your boogers in the book, you eat them!
Posted by: The Teacher

Better than eating thumb skin.

Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 09:35 AM (77rzZ)

28 Don't let the leper in the window inside!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 17, 2025 09:35 AM (w9Wax)

29 School days, school days
Dear old golden rule days!
Readin' an' 'Ritin' an' 'Rithmatic
Taught to the tune of a hick'ry stick!

Posted by: Pete in Texas at June 17, 2025 09:36 AM (BHrzb)

30 Kid with the hat is on page 49 of his manifesto.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 17, 2025 09:36 AM (Q4IgG)

31 The one in the foreground is writing xer manifesto.

Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 09:36 AM (77rzZ)

32
All Right, Children! What's Next? - a llimerick

There once was a teacher from Bath
Who tried to show kids the right path
Arithmetic came first
But the absolute worst
Was dealing with the aftermath!

Posted by: muldoon at June 17, 2025 09:36 AM (poXs5)

33 Someone's about to get whacked on their wrist.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 17, 2025 09:36 AM (NpAcC)

34 30 Kid with the hat is on page 49 of his manifesto.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 17, 2025 09:36 AM (Q4IgG)

=======

"I am left handed thusly, and the forcing of me writing with my righteth is an injustice. All must burn."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 17, 2025 09:37 AM (GBKbO)

35 Wonderful painter!. Really enjoy his works

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 17, 2025 09:37 AM (2GCMq)

36 Is this a still from John Wayne's "The Cowboys?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 17, 2025 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

37 30 Kid with the hat is on page 49 of his manifesto.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 17, 2025 09:36 AM (Q4IgG)

31 The one in the foreground is writing xer manifesto.
Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 09:36 AM (77rzZ)
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Timing is everything.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 17, 2025 09:38 AM (Q4IgG)

38 Don't let the leper in the window inside!
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks


Too late! Part of him already is!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2025 09:38 AM (PfGa7)

39 ---------
Timing is everything.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 17, 2025 09:38 AM (Q4IgG)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 17, 2025 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

40 When are Nancy and Bet gonna stop by for a couple of numbers?

Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 09:39 AM (77rzZ)

41 Hey, teacher! Leave them kids alone.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2025 09:40 AM (PQWix)

42 Da spoon!!!!
My nuns had wooden attention clickers that they wielded like that guy wields his spoon.

Posted by: From about That Time at June 17, 2025 09:40 AM (n4GiU)

43 Frustrated teacher in Down Town, it looks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 17, 2025 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

44 The kids are kinda homely.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 17, 2025 09:40 AM (NpAcC)

45 They don't make 'em like they used to!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 17, 2025 09:40 AM (n+rGF)

46 How can you have any pudding if you won't eat your meat?!?!?!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 17, 2025 09:41 AM (6YdsJ)

47 The kids are kinda homely.

But they're all right!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at June 17, 2025 09:41 AM (Dg2sF)

48 Do these kids get recess or do they have to stay inside all day and learn how to write Latin?

Posted by: dantesed at June 17, 2025 09:41 AM (Oy/m2)

49 Hey, teacher! Leave them kids alone.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2025 09:40 AM (PQWix)



That song used to piss my mom off.

"We don't need no education."

"Well, you're OBVIOUSLY not GETTING one!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 17, 2025 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

50 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. The site loaded really slowly this morning. Weird. Anyway I suspect the kid is left handed and is being discriminated against by the others.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2025 09:42 AM (W/lyH)

51 That's not a teacher . Doesn't have blue hair and there's no Pride Flag™ in the classroom.
Would hang though, thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 17, 2025 09:42 AM (akw+7)

52 My nuns had wooden attention clickers that they wielded like that guy wields his spoon.
Posted by: From about That Time at June 17, 2025 09:40 AM (n4GiU)



After transferring from a Catholic school up north, my first visit to the principal's office in my new Texas school shocked him to find I'd never been paddled.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 17, 2025 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)

53 44 The kids are kinda homely.
Posted by: redridinghood

I am not an animal!!!

Posted by: Any of the Kids in this Painting at June 17, 2025 09:43 AM (JCZqz)

54 The Wooden Spoon of Authority.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2025 09:43 AM (Wnv9h)

55 Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2025 09:42 AM (W/lyH)

It's Tuesday. Don't forget to rub the furry bellies of the geezer golfers today.

Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 09:43 AM (77rzZ)

56 The children's faces do look like potatoes. Early Brian Stelter

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 17, 2025 09:43 AM (akw+7)

57 Anyway I suspect the kid is left handed and is being discriminated against by the others.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes


Ask me how I know.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2025 09:43 AM (PfGa7)

58 That song used to piss my mom off.
---------
And it has unintentionally become relevant.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 17, 2025 09:44 AM (6YdsJ)

59 Kid doesn’t appreciate Tummy Rub Tuesday.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 17, 2025 09:44 AM (mT+6a)

60 Has he taught them how ti sheathe a banana yet?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 09:44 AM (P9gC0)

61 Kid doesn’t appreciate Tummy Rub Tuesday.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 17, 2025 09:44 AM (mT+6a)



But my dog sure does.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 17, 2025 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)

62 @55 couldn't golf today . It's raining again

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 17, 2025 09:44 AM (akw+7)

63

I'm selling you all to Coyotes for smuggling into Mexico!

Posted by: The Teacher at June 17, 2025 09:45 AM (gYVB4)

64 You were my queen in calico.
I was your bashful, barefoot beau.
You wrote on your slate, "I love you, Joe."
When we were a couple of kids!

Posted by: Pete in Texas at June 17, 2025 09:45 AM (BHrzb)

65 Whacking knuckles.
Posted by: rickb223


***************

Next He'll Play With Bubbles in the Bathtub - a limerick

There once was a teacher from Wight
Who disciplined kids with delight
Wooden spoon or old belt buckles
Were both good for whacking knuckles
.
.
P.S. 'Knuckles' is the kid on the right

Posted by: muldoon at June 17, 2025 09:45 AM (poXs5)

66 Sure Jan

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 09:46 AM (P9gC0)

67 Jan Steen's paintings are always a pleasure to view. Each person has their own pose and facial expression. The lighting is appropriate for the scene, outdoors or inside. The detail, both for landscapes and interiors, is realistic so it doesn't distract from the activity in the image but invites the audience to pay attention as they keep looking. There is a candid snapshot feel to the scenes but done with artistry. His interior scenes, like this one, usually have a window and a view of the land outside. (Shades of the Mona Lisa.)

Like this painting, many of his images are of everyday activities by ordinary folks. I wonder if this was an influence on the later Scandi painters like Carl Larsson.

Posted by: JTB at June 17, 2025 09:46 AM (yTvNw)

68

Alright you all, it's distraction Tuesday, who's on spoon duty?

Posted by: The Teacher at June 17, 2025 09:46 AM (gYVB4)

69 Good form this morning Mr. Muldoon.

Posted by: From about That Time at June 17, 2025 09:46 AM (n4GiU)

70 It's Tuesday. Don't forget to rub the furry bellies of the geezer golfers today.
Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 09:43 AM (77rzZ)


Sadly no golf today.
:-(
I am going to pick up my sister and bring her back to stay for a few days. She needs to go to Ft Lewis to finish up the stuff needed after her husband passed away.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2025 09:47 AM (W/lyH)

71 When i went to school, they did "tracking". Smart kids, medium kids, dumb kids, grouped in separate classes.
In 17th Century Holland, they grouped according to looks. This is the ugly class. The Vlaardingerbroeks were in the well-lit classroom down the hall.

Posted by: Teacher's Pet at June 17, 2025 09:47 AM (G5+As)

72 "What have we here laddie? Mischievous scribblings?? A secret code?? No! Poems no less. Poems everybody!! The laddie reckons himself a poet!!
'Money get back, I'm all right Jack
keep your hands off my stack.
New car, caviar, four-star daydream
I think I'll buy me a football team.'

Absolute rubbish laddie!! *SMACK!!!* Now get back to your work!"

Posted by: Headmaster Hardcheese at June 17, 2025 09:47 AM (V362x)

73 Alright you all, it's distraction Tuesday, who's on spoon duty?
Posted by: The Teacher at June 17, 2025 09:46 AM (gYVB4)


Zombie Chris Cornell has that honor

https://youtu.be/5O14N7PQAsM

Posted by: Doof at June 17, 2025 09:48 AM (B5+rm)

74 I bet they're better at math than most high school graduates of today.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 17, 2025 09:31 AM


They're all into that new craze, fluxions.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2025 09:48 AM (Wnv9h)

75 I had the same 3rd grade teacher that taught my dad 3rd grade. She was old when he had her, by the time had her she was nearly mummified.

And she carried the same yardstick. Not a ruler, a frigging yardstick. It had better whip action.

She also pulled our loose teeth which was kind of badass.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2025 09:48 AM (PQWix)

76 Those children are more educated than today’s high school graduates.

Posted by: kallisto at June 17, 2025 09:48 AM (y65QT)

77 White flag of surrender outside the window.

Posted by: gp Feels So Smoochie at June 17, 2025 09:48 AM (XqSVb)

78 "Don't play stupid with me, Johann! I taught you last year about pregnant men!"

Posted by: Gref at June 17, 2025 09:49 AM (aBgBM)

79 I saw Whacking Knuckles open for Corporal Punishment at Lewisville High in '81.
Posted by: rickb223
________

We had a schoolboy game involving smacking each other on the forearm with a pencil, the point being to pull just as the metal eraser was impacting to create maximum welt. Ah, the 70s.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 17, 2025 09:49 AM (ITkJX)

80 Just scanned the comments, looks like my post is a 3- peat 😳

Posted by: kallisto at June 17, 2025 09:49 AM (y65QT)

81 Hi everyone. Thought I'd check in to see how everyone is doing.

Posted by: Taylor at June 17, 2025 09:50 AM (H621s)

82 Sone of them can probably write in cursive and make change.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 09:50 AM (P9gC0)

83 I had the same 3rd grade teacher that taught my dad 3rd grade. She was old when he had her, by the time had her she was nearly mummified.

And she carried the same yardstick. Not a ruler, a frigging yardstick. It had better whip action.

She also pulled our loose teeth which was kind of badass.
Posted by: JackStraw


You went to my grade school?
Kindergarten and third grade teachers were sisters. They got their teaching certificates just after the War of Northern Aggression.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2025 09:51 AM (PfGa7)

84 Lecole.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 09:51 AM (P9gC0)

85 If I was misbehaving andI heard the kitchen drawer open, I’d run, knowing mom would be wielding the wooden spoon.

Usually I outran her.

Posted by: kallisto at June 17, 2025 09:52 AM (y65QT)

86 Hi everyone. Thought I'd check in to see how everyone is doing.
Posted by: Taylor


Hi, Taylor. Good to see you again.

Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 09:52 AM (77rzZ)

87 That scene is so old, that might be Pythagoras working on his theorem. He's trying to explain it to the dumb-ass teacher who doesn't get it.

Posted by: Doof at June 17, 2025 09:53 AM (B5+rm)

88 That scene is so old, that might be Pythagoras working on his theorem. He's trying to explain it to the dumb-ass teacher who doesn't get it.
Posted by: Doof at June 17, 2025 09:53 AM (B5+rm)
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Which explains the dismay of the kid to his immediate right.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 17, 2025 09:55 AM (6YdsJ)

89 If I was misbehaving andI heard the kitchen drawer open, I’d run, knowing mom would be wielding the wooden spoon.
---------

"You just wait until your father gets home!"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2025 09:55 AM (XeU6L)

90 Hi everyone. Thought I'd check in to see how everyone is doing.
Posted by: Taylor at June 17, 2025 09:50 AM


You left yesterday before I could make espresso!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2025 09:55 AM (Wnv9h)

91 87 That scene is so old, that might be Pythagoras working on his theorem. He's trying to explain it to the dumb-ass teacher who doesn't get it.
Posted by: Doof at June 17, 2025 09:53 AM (B5+rm)

====

So, right about the time Vic was teaching?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 17, 2025 09:55 AM (GBKbO)

92 An element of Steen's paintings I enjoy is there is often some humor involved. In this case it's the chaos in the room while the schoolmaster upbraids the kid. In others he has a group of card players with the woman cheating with a smirk or a family portrait with one uncle sitting in the hearth (not lit at the time). Just a bit of fun added to the scenes.

Posted by: JTB at June 17, 2025 09:55 AM (yTvNw)

93 I like this painting. People doing positive things. Most inspiring.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 17, 2025 09:55 AM (pohLc)

94 Where is the rainbow flag and what time is the Shemale Dancer Story Hour?

Posted by: Government School Groomer & democrat at June 17, 2025 09:55 AM (lbkx/)

95 What's with the spoon?

He broke his cane.

Posted by: t-bird at June 17, 2025 09:56 AM (cSMYS)

96 Homec.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 09:57 AM (P9gC0)

97 Hi, Taylor. Good to see you again.
Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 09:52 AM (77rzZ)

Thank you, you too! Bro was telling me you're in NoVA?

Posted by: Taylor at June 17, 2025 09:57 AM (H621s)

98 Grades K - 8. 1 teacher per grade. 9 total.
Cumulative age? 450 years. Average age - 50.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2025 09:57 AM (PfGa7)

99 couldn't golf today . It's raining again

You asked for it:

https://tinyurl.com/5d9f2d4s

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at June 17, 2025 09:57 AM (Dg2sF)

100 So, right about the time Vic was teaching?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 17, 2025 09:55 AM (GBKbO)


Vic probably taught the great grandparents of the teacher in this photo.

Posted by: Doof at June 17, 2025 09:57 AM (B5+rm)

101 That scene is so old, that might be Pythagoras working on his theorem.
Posted by: Doof

And many cheerful thoughts about the square of the hypotenuse.

Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 09:58 AM (77rzZ)

102 Minnesota: Two Muslims charged with possession of machine guns in connection with high school graduation shootings

… what is going on in Minnesota ?

Posted by: SMOD at June 17, 2025 09:58 AM (RHGPo)

103 100 So, right about the time Vic was teaching?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 17, 2025 09:55 AM (GBKbO)

Vic probably taught the great grandparents of the teacher in this photo.
Posted by: Doof at June 17, 2025 09:57 AM (B5+rm)

=======

Ah, yes.

He came out of retirement to do it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 17, 2025 09:58 AM (GBKbO)

104 You left yesterday before I could make espresso!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2025 09:55 AM (Wnv9h)

Oh, man. Can I have a double today to make up for it?

Posted by: Taylor at June 17, 2025 09:58 AM (H621s)

105 102 Minnesota: Two Muslims charged with possession of machine guns in connection with high school graduation shootings

… what is going on in Minnesota ?
Posted by: SMOD at June 17, 2025 09:58 AM (RHGPo)

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The Curley Effect.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 17, 2025 09:58 AM (GBKbO)

106 I bet they're better at math than most high school graduates of today.

Heck, they're probably better at English, too. And they're Dutch!

Posted by: t-bird at June 17, 2025 09:59 AM (GUvny)

107 So no motive?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 09:59 AM (P9gC0)

108 This is why they have museums. So you can enjoy paintings you wouldn't otherwise hang in your home.

Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 09:59 AM (VofaG)

109 "You just wait until your father gets home!"

Once again, you asked for it:

https://tinyurl.com/4a3xmkbw

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at June 17, 2025 10:00 AM (Dg2sF)

110 I don't feel tardy. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2025 10:00 AM (cYBz/)

111 Thank you, you too! Bro was telling me you're in NoVA?
Posted by: Taylor

Yep. I've suggested that we meet up for lunch sometime, but we haven't scheduled anything yet.

Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 10:00 AM (77rzZ)

112 That scene is so old, that might be Pythagoras working on his theorem. He's trying to explain it to the dumb-ass teacher who doesn't get it.
Posted by: Doof
-----

Actually, I have occasionally marveled at the fact that millions and millions of people have used the Pythagorean Theorem, without ever having seen or studied the proof. It is simply an accepted truth, and yet people have no idea why.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2025 10:01 AM (XeU6L)

113 ... the you use Pythagoras' Theorem and with a simple application to Fermat's Last Theorem ...

Posted by: SMOD at June 17, 2025 10:01 AM (RHGPo)

114
Almost Heaven, West Virginia - a limerick

Some school kids from out in "The Pines"
Learned times tables up to the nines
Billy said, "What's the point?
Let's get out of this joint.
We'll just end up down in the mines."

Posted by: muldoon at June 17, 2025 10:01 AM (poXs5)

115 Nat Gal of Erin


Jan Steen, Dutch, 1626-1679
Title:
The Village School
Date:
c.1665
Medium:
Oil on canvas
Dimensions:
110.5 x 80.2 cm
Credit Line:
Purchased, 1879

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2025 10:01 AM (gbOdA)

116 Why is it that Hispanics won't buy a Chevy Nova ?

Posted by: SMOD at June 17, 2025 10:02 AM (RHGPo)

117 Heck, they're probably better at English, too. And they're Dutch!
Posted by: t-bird

Eva Vlaardingerbroek speaks English practically like a native.

Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 10:02 AM (77rzZ)

118 In Canada, chicken is a vegetable.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 17, 2025 10:02 AM (crzDU)

119 The Vlaardingerbroeks were in the well-lit classroom down the hall.

"Rose, not another St. Olaf story!"
Dorothy and/or Blanche

Posted by: Pete in Texas at June 17, 2025 10:02 AM (BHrzb)

120 And many cheerful thoughts about the square of the hypotenuse.
Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 09:58 AM (77rzZ)


One of them might have been acute one

Posted by: Doof at June 17, 2025 10:02 AM (B5+rm)

121 Yep. I've suggested that we meet up for lunch sometime, but we haven't scheduled anything yet.
Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 10:00 AM (77rzZ)

He would like that. Get his ass out of the house before he starts watching Desperate Housewives or something.

Posted by: Taylor at June 17, 2025 10:02 AM (H621s)

122 Have a crew pouring a concrete porch deck next door. Not a word of English.

We need trade high schools STAT.

Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 10:03 AM (VofaG)

123 121 He would like that. Get his ass out of the house before he starts watching Desperate Housewives or something.
Posted by: Taylor at June 17, 2025 10:02 AM (H621s)

=====

My view of WitchDoktor is suddenly...VERY different.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 17, 2025 10:03 AM (GBKbO)

124 Nova means doesn't go.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 10:03 AM (P9gC0)

125 I had Miss Hashagen in third grade in 1963 at PS 160 in Bay Ridge Brooklyn. She was 63 at the time. First hired by NYC Public Schools in 1923. She never had another job and worked there until she was 72. Searching her name recently, I found out how much she made and what raises she got. Also found the nice little brownstone she lived in for 50+ years.
She never learned to drive, took subway to work. She was a very good teacher, wore those clunky granny shoes.

Never hit me with a wooden spoon.

Posted by: Another World at June 17, 2025 10:03 AM (G5+As)

126 I had the same instructor for biology as my Dad did decades earlier.

Les Clay.

Every year he introduced himself as:

"Les Clay. More soil."

RIP Mr. Clay.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2025 10:04 AM (cYBz/)

127 Why is it that Hispanics won't buy a Chevy Nova ?
Posted by: SMOD


Nova = no go in Spanglish.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2025 10:04 AM (PfGa7)

128 One of them might have been acute one
Posted by: Doof

Well, you're obtuse, so you wouldn't know.

Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 10:04 AM (77rzZ)

129 :-(
I am going to pick up my sister and bring her back to stay for a few days. She needs to go to Ft Lewis to finish up the stuff needed after her husband passed away.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2025 09:47 AM (W/lyH)



She hot?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 17, 2025 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)

130 Actually, I have occasionally marveled at the fact that millions and millions of people have used the Pythagorean Theorem, without ever having seen or studied the proof. It is simply an accepted truth, and yet people have no idea why.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2025 10:01 AM (XeU6L)


Would you believe me if I told you that I actually spent some time many years ago testing out the theorem with a ruler and a calculator?

Posted by: Doof at June 17, 2025 10:05 AM (B5+rm)

131 Actually, I have occasionally marveled at the fact that millions and millions of people have used the Pythagorean Theorem, without ever having seen or studied the proof. It is simply an accepted truth, and yet people have no idea why.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2025 10:01 AM (XeU6L)

Much the same way that an accepted constant in the universe is that Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Taylor at June 17, 2025 10:06 AM (H621s)

132 Why is it that Hispanics won't buy a Chevy Nova ?
Posted by: SMOD


Nova = no go in Spanglish.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2025 10:04 AM (PfGa7)
--------
Urban legend.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 17, 2025 10:07 AM (6YdsJ)

133 Village of the Dayumed always freaked me out.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2025 10:07 AM (gbOdA)

134 Would you believe me if I told you that I actually spent some time many years ago testing out the theorem with a ruler and a calculator?
Posted by: Doof


Was this before or after you tried to calculate all the digits of pi?

Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 10:07 AM (77rzZ)

135 Old version not new one

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2025 10:07 AM (gbOdA)

136 The Vlaardingerbroeks were in the well-lit classroom down the hall.

"Rose, not another St. Olaf story!"
Dorothy and/or Blanche
Posted by: Pete in Texas


Sophia.
Sadly, I get that.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2025 10:07 AM (PfGa7)

137 One of them might have been acute one
Posted by: Doof

Well, you're obtuse, so you wouldn't know.
Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 10:04 AM (77rzZ)


*nods in agreement*

Posted by: Doof at June 17, 2025 10:08 AM (B5+rm)

138 Oh, man. Can I have a double today to make up for it?
Posted by: Taylor at June 17, 2025 09:58 AM


Here...hold your cup up to the USB port.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2025 10:08 AM (kgE5c)

139 My view of WitchDoktor is suddenly...VERY different.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 17, 2025 10:03 AM (GBKbO)

He did go through an Extreme Home Makeover phase years ago. Would cry at the scripted reveals.

Posted by: Taylor at June 17, 2025 10:08 AM (H621s)

140 Why is it that Hispanics won't buy a Chevy Nova ?
Posted by: SMOD


Nova = no go in Spanglish.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2025 10:04 AM (PfGa7)
--------
Urban legend.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 17, 2025 10:07 AM (6YdsJ)


its also why there are no Hispanic astronomers.

Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 10:08 AM (VofaG)

141 Ah, yes.

He came out of retirement to do it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 17, 2025 09:58 AM (GBKbO)



I remember his birth as if it were yesterday.

Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at June 17, 2025 10:08 AM (Zz0t1)

142 The Mexican Space Program.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 10:09 AM (P9gC0)

143
-3 4 5
-6 8 10
-9 12 15
-12 16 20
-15 20 25

I have laid out several decks with the 15 20 25

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2025 10:10 AM (gbOdA)

144 The Mexican Space Program.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 10:09 AM (P9gC0)



Get high, ese......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 17, 2025 10:10 AM (Zz0t1)

145 He would like that. Get his ass out of the house before he starts watching Desperate Housewives or something.
Posted by: Taylor

Maybe the three of us could get together.

Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 10:10 AM (77rzZ)

146 its also why there are no Hispanic astronomers.
Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 10:08 AM (VofaG)

No se

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2025 10:10 AM (gbOdA)

147 Minnesota: Two Muslims charged with possession of machine guns in connection with high school graduation shootings

… what is going on in Minnesota ?
Posted by: SMOD at June 17, 2025 09:58 AM


Asked and answered.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2025 10:10 AM (kgE5c)

148 Here...hold your cup up to the USB port.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2025 10:08 AM (kgE5c)

Aren't you the smooth talker...?

Posted by: Taylor at June 17, 2025 10:10 AM (H621s)

149 Would you believe me if I told you that I actually spent some time many years ago testing out the theorem with a ruler and a calculator?
Posted by: Doof
-----

Neither is necessary for a proof.

Euclid proposition: 1.47

https://themathpage.com/aBookI/propI-47.htm

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2025 10:11 AM (XeU6L)

150 The Mexican Space Program.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 10:09 AM (P9gC0)
-------
Free Wilzyx.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 17, 2025 10:11 AM (6YdsJ)

151 Minnesota: Two Muslims charged with possession of machine guns in connection with high school graduation shootings

… what is going on in Minnesota ?
Posted by: SMOD at June 17, 2025 09:58 AM

Asked and answered.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


They're assassinatin' er one up in there!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2025 10:11 AM (PfGa7)

152 Green Energy Stocks Puke As Senate Bill Targets Early End To Tax Credits

Green bubble busts some more. The party is over.

Posted by: SMOD at June 17, 2025 10:11 AM (RHGPo)

153 They stopped using Euclid's book in the late 1980s.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 10:12 AM (P9gC0)

154 Shucks! Shelter time!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 17, 2025 10:12 AM (n+rGF)

155
… what is going on in Minnesota ?
Posted by: SMOD at June 17, 2025 09:58 AM



The AG is muslham.
Tim Walz is governor.
Ilhan Omar is a rep.


Seems self-explanatory to me.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 17, 2025 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)

156 Well, you're obtuse, so you wouldn't know.
Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 10:04 AM (77rzZ)

*nods in agreement*
Posted by: Doof

I'll miss seeing you at the MoMe this weekend. Have a bourbon for me.

Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 10:12 AM (77rzZ)

157 Over the weekend, the U.S. Air Force dropped not one but two enigmatic Emergency Action Messages (EAMs).

On June 14, a 246-character encrypted code blasted across the High‑Frequency Global Communications System (HFGCS)—the same system used to transmit emergency alerts to our nuclear-capable bombers, missiles, and subs.

The very next day, June 15, another code—this time clocking in at nearly 290 characters—was broadcast .

EAMs usually top out at around 30 characters.

Posted by: SMOD at June 17, 2025 10:12 AM (RHGPo)

158 Shucks! Shelter time!
Posted by: Biden's Dog

Stay safe!

Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 10:13 AM (77rzZ)

159 Shucks! Shelter time!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 17, 2025 10:12 AM (n+rGF)



Godspeed, sir.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 17, 2025 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)

160 Maybe the three of us could get together.
Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 10:10 AM (77rzZ)

I'll nag him for you. I'm only here in the OBX until Friday then I'm headed back west. Honestly can't wait to get out of here. This is the most boring house I've ever stayed in here.

Posted by: Taylor at June 17, 2025 10:13 AM (H621s)

161 He did go through an Extreme Home Makeover phase years ago. Would cry at the scripted reveals.
Posted by: Taylor at June 17, 2025 10:08 AM


*snort*

I have buddy with three sisters. All three were on What Not to Wear back in '05.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2025 10:14 AM (kgE5c)

162 I think the erector launchers are in short supply.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 10:14 AM (P9gC0)

163 Elon Musk Turns on Starlink for Iranian Public After Islamic Regime Cuts Off Internet Service

Posted by: SMOD at June 17, 2025 10:14 AM (RHGPo)

164 Wait -- what? That school teacher isn't a fat blue-haired nose-ringed creepoid dyke?

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 17, 2025 10:14 AM (iFTx/)

165
Aren't you the smooth talker...?
Posted by: Taylor at June 17, 2025 10:10 AM (H621s)





You asked for it..........ish.....

https://youtu.be/4TYv2PhG89A

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 17, 2025 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)

166 Have a crew pouring a concrete porch deck next door. Not a word of English.

We need trade high schools STAT.


With lots of field time.

Posted by: t-bird at June 17, 2025 10:14 AM (GUvny)

167 I'll miss seeing you at the MoMe this weekend. Have a bourbon for me.
Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 10:12 AM


You're not coming to the MoMe?!

boo!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2025 10:15 AM (kgE5c)

168 Sirens.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 10:16 AM (P9gC0)

169 Maybe the three of us could get together.
Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 10:10 AM (77rzZ)

I'll nag him for you. I'm only here in the OBX until Friday then I'm headed back west. Honestly can't wait to get out of here. This is the most boring house I've ever stayed in here.
Posted by: Taylor

Thanks.

I loved the Outer Banks the one time I was there.

Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 10:16 AM (77rzZ)

170 Pour encourager les autres!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at June 17, 2025 09:32 AM


The metrification, with a minor in Frogology, of CBD continues.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2025 10:16 AM (N5sob)

171 We need trade high schools STAT.

With lots of field time.
Posted by: t-bird at June 17, 2025 10:14 AM (GUvny)



I cemented in the last fence post yesterday and will be finishing the fence today.

Finally, a finished project. Maybe this will lead to a domino effect and I'll finish more projects.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 17, 2025 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)

172 You asked for it..........ish.....

https://youtu.be/4TYv2PhG89A
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 17, 2025 10:14 AM


*golf clap*

I was going to let those of the Horde who've met me answer that one.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2025 10:17 AM (kgE5c)

173 You're not coming to the MoMe?!

boo!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2025 10:15 AM (kgE5c)



One of these years. I would like to make the NoVa and PNW meets.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 17, 2025 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)

174 You asked for it..........ish.....

https://youtu.be/4TYv2PhG89A
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 17, 2025 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)

I love that song!

Posted by: Taylor at June 17, 2025 10:17 AM (H621s)

175 Something I just came across. Wish I were in a better mood to appreciate its charm:

https://tinyurl.com/46cd7mtb

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at June 17, 2025 10:17 AM (Dg2sF)

176 Sirens off. Nothing.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 10:17 AM (P9gC0)

177
I love that song!
Posted by: Taylor at June 17, 2025 10:17 AM (H621s)



You're welcome.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 17, 2025 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)

178
https://tinyurl.com/46cd7mtb
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at June 17, 2025 10:17 AM (Dg2sF)



Woof.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 17, 2025 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)

179 I loved the Outer Banks the one time I was there.
Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 10:16 AM (77rzZ)

I've been here a few times and have usually liked it. This year the group went in for a house at the Currituck Club. So instead of a beach and waves we get to sit on the back deck and watch golfers. And not even cute golfers. Creepy middle aged manly men wieh their stupid Callaway hats trying to impress each other while shooting 16 over par.

Posted by: Taylor at June 17, 2025 10:19 AM (H621s)

180 102 Minnesota: Two Muslims charged with possession of machine guns in connection with high school graduation shootings

… what is going on in Minnesota ?
Posted by: SMOD

It's called multiculturalism, and it's beautiful. It's what makes America so great and strong, even though I hate America and want to fundamentally change it.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at June 17, 2025 10:20 AM (JCZqz)

181 EXCLUSIVE: How Chinese Intel Infiltrated LA Mayor Karen Bass’ Camp
An official in Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass’ administration is the son of a Chinatown powerbroker and Democratic donor who has praised the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) and works with foreign intelligence agencies, a Daily Caller News Foundation investigation discovered.
_____

Infiltration or invitation?

(One time, at Bass' Camp....)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 17, 2025 10:20 AM (Dv3i1)

182 Melting pot.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2025 10:20 AM (P9gC0)

183 I'll miss seeing you at the MoMe this weekend. Have a bourbon for me.
Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 10:12 AM (77rzZ)


A bourbon, huh? I'll give it a try. Been hearing good things.

Posted by: Doof at June 17, 2025 10:20 AM (B5+rm)

184 P.S. 'Knuckles' is the kid on the right

***********

The teacher had a formidable knack
For giving naughty Knuckles a whack
There are even some who say
He knocked him into Tuesday
.
.
P.S. 'Tuesday' is the gitl in the back!

Posted by: muldoon at June 17, 2025 10:21 AM (poXs5)

185 You're not coming to the MoMe?!

boo!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

My great niece, daughter of a niece whom I haven't seen in years is having a HS graduation party back in Michigan. I'm going to reconnect with family members.

My niece had drug issues for many years, but seems to have finally gone sober and cleaned up her act. She called me out of the blue a couple of months ago after I hadn't talked to her in probably twelve years. I'm so happy that she's clean and wants to reconnect, so I'm going to the party for her daughter, whom I knew only as a small child, to reforge those familial bonds.

I'm happy that something is finally going right in my relations with my extended family.

Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 10:21 AM (77rzZ)

186 One of these years. I would like to make the NoVa and PNW meets.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 17, 2025 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)


The MoMe Triple Crown. Has anyone done that in a single year?

Posted by: Doof at June 17, 2025 10:22 AM (B5+rm)

187 My great niece, daughter of a niece whom I haven't seen in years is having a HS graduation party back in Michigan. I'm going to reconnect with family members.

My niece had drug issues for many years, but seems to have finally gone sober and cleaned up her act. She called me out of the blue a couple of months ago after I hadn't talked to her in probably twelve years. I'm so happy that she's clean and wants to reconnect, so I'm going to the party for her daughter, whom I knew only as a small child, to reforge those familial bonds.

I'm happy that something is finally going right in my relations with my extended family.
Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 10:21 AM (77rzZ)

It sounds like you have the right priorities!

Posted by: Taylor at June 17, 2025 10:22 AM (H621s)

188 Aren't you the smooth talker...?
Posted by: Taylor at June 17, 2025 10:10 AM (H621s)




You asked for it..........ish.....

https://youtu.be/4TYv2PhG89A
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 17, 2025 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)
______

That song has been successful at its intended purpose ... at night in Castle Blade ... champagne ... candlelight ... well, you can figure it out ....

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 17, 2025 10:23 AM (iFTx/)

189 Stocks and oil are kinda meh at the Iran news. Betting it won’t turn into anything more than it is now.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 17, 2025 10:23 AM (/CkK4)

190 On June 14, a 246-character encrypted code blasted across the High‑Frequency Global Communications System (HFGCS)—the same system used to transmit emergency alerts to our nuclear-capable bombers, missiles, and subs.

***FLASH***Be sure to drink your Ovaltine. REPEAT Be sure to drink your Ovaltine. ***FLASH***

Posted by: Secret Message at June 17, 2025 10:24 AM (JCZqz)

191 One of these years. I would like to make the NoVa and PNW meets.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 17, 2025 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)

The MoMe Triple Crown. Has anyone done that in a single year?
Posted by: Doof at June 17, 2025 10:22 AM (B5+rm)
_________

Justify

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 17, 2025 10:24 AM (iFTx/)

192 what is going on in Minnesota ?
Posted by: SMO

30 years of open borders. LA is Mexico, Minneapolis is Somalia.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 17, 2025 10:25 AM (/CkK4)

193 The MoMe Triple Crown. Has anyone done that in a single year?
Posted by: Doof


Yep. Me and Jordan61.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 17, 2025 10:25 AM (oyXpg)

194 The MoMe Triple Crown. Has anyone done that in a single year?
Posted by: Doof


Yep. Me and Jordan61.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 17, 2025 10:25 AM (oyXpg)


Legends

Posted by: Doof at June 17, 2025 10:26 AM (B5+rm)

195 Creepy middle aged manly men wieh their stupid Callaway hats trying to impress each other while shooting 16 over par.
Posted by: Taylor at June 17, 2025 10:19 AM (H621s)/i]


HEY!!!! I resemble that remark.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 17, 2025 10:28 AM (Zz0t1)

196 I'm happy that something is finally going right in my relations with my extended family.
Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 10:21 AM


Great to hear, Bulg! We'll hoist one (or two) for you and the family.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2025 10:28 AM (kgE5c)

197 Little dude is all "No Math!"

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 17, 2025 10:28 AM (MsrgL)

198 Have to admit the guy who is operating the mini back hoe is doing it like a boss. He could scratch someone's back with his precision.


Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 10:29 AM (VofaG)

199 Creepy middle aged manly men wieh their stupid Callaway hats trying to impress each other while shooting 16 over par.
Posted by: Taylor at June 17, 2025 10:19 AM (H621s)/i]


HEY!!!! I resemble that remark.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 17, 2025 10:28 AM


You golf?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2025 10:29 AM (kgE5c)

200
Yep. Me and Jordan61.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 17, 2025 10:25 AM (oyXpg)

Legends
Posted by: Doof at June 17, 2025 10:26 AM (B5+rm)




WE'RE NOT WORTHY!!!

*bows*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 17, 2025 10:29 AM (Zz0t1)

201 Well, I'd better go. The weather is lifting a bit and it's time to go annoy the golfers. The house is next to, and I mean RIGHT next to, the men's tee on one of the holes. When the sun came out yesterday the girls and I decided to go out and work on our tans. Pretty sure that par three turned into a par seven.

Yes gentlemen, we play games with you too.

Later.

Posted by: Taylor at June 17, 2025 10:29 AM (H621s)

202 It sounds like you have the right priorities!
Posted by: Taylor


I have posted here many times about my family troubles. Six kids. Everything went to hell after our folks died. Feuding over the estate, which included a lot of farmland. I have a sister who still won't communicate with me, despite the fact that I wrote her a conciliatory letter earlier this year. And a brother who behaved terribly to the rest of us, so I have cut off contact with him and his family as well.

So this turn of events with my niece is a welcome bright spot.

Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 10:30 AM (77rzZ)

203 reepy middle aged manly men wieh their stupid Callaway hats trying to impress each other while shooting 16 over par.
Posted by: Taylor at June 17, 2025 10:19 AM (H621s)/i]

you seem nice.

Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 10:30 AM (VofaG)

204 The MoMe Triple Crown. Has anyone done that in a single year?
Posted by: Doof


Yep. Me and Jordan61.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 17, 2025 10:25 AM


Impressive. Most impressive.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2025 10:30 AM (kgE5c)

205 Creepy middle aged manly men wieh their stupid Callaway hats trying to impress each other while shooting 16 over par.
Posted by: Taylor

That's awful, Jack! I got a handicap, uh, around 6. I could whoop Donald, or any of those men!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 17, 2025 10:30 AM (JCZqz)

206 You golf?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2025 10:29 AM (kgE5c)




Well, I wouldn't call it golf.

While I cut WAY back due to back issues, I do still play on occasion.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 17, 2025 10:30 AM (Zz0t1)

207 Teacher was a bit autistic, hence the term "Spoonerisms"

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 17, 2025 10:30 AM (w9Wax)

208 Shortly after Israel began its military operation targeting Iran’s nuclear program and its military, Leftist editors on Wikipedia proposed deleting the article “Destruction of Israel in Iranian policy” linked from the military operation page, as the Iranian policy is a key component of Israel’s justification of the operation. Discussion is bitterly divided between those advocating deletion of the page or merging it into other articles and those arguing for keeping the page.

Posted by: SMOD at June 17, 2025 10:30 AM (RHGPo)

209 When the sun came out yesterday the girls and I decided to go out and work on our tans. Pretty sure that par three turned into a par seven.

Yes gentlemen, we play games with you too.

Later.
Posted by: Taylor at June 17, 2025 10:29 AM (H621s)



There are RULES here, you know......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 17, 2025 10:31 AM (Zz0t1)

210 Great to hear, Bulg! We'll hoist one (or two) for you and the family.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Thanks, RMBS! Please give my regards to your mother.

Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 10:31 AM (77rzZ)

211 what is going on in Minnesota?

Mary's mustang blew up.

Rhoda moved back to New York.

Posted by: Case at June 17, 2025 10:32 AM (k7qYZ)

212 Thanks all. At the end, Jerusalem residence didn't have to seek shelter. All intercepted or fell in open areas.

Back to work!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 17, 2025 10:32 AM (n+rGF)

213
Thanks, RMBS! Please give my regards to your mother.
Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 10:31 AM (77rzZ)/i]



Your Mother!!!

Posted by: Egon Spengler at June 17, 2025 10:32 AM (Zz0t1)

214 Thanks, RMBS! Please give my regards to your mother.
Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 10:31 AM


Will do, Bulg. Enjoy the family time.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2025 10:32 AM (kgE5c)

215 Damn keyboard.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 17, 2025 10:33 AM (Zz0t1)

216 Back to work!
Posted by: Biden's Dog

What do you do?

Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 10:33 AM (77rzZ)

217 Damn keyboard.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 17, 2025 10:33 AM


I damn thee, keyboard!

Posted by: Navin R. Johnson at June 17, 2025 10:34 AM (kgE5c)

218 And the next year we added the Colorado Morondesvouz hosted by WDS.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 17, 2025 10:34 AM (B96Jb)

219 All and all he’s just another brick in the wall.

- Floyd, Pink

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 17, 2025 10:34 AM (2Rbgs)

220 I like all the mini equipment this concrete crew has to complete a project in a tight space. They just brought up a motorized 'Wheelbarrow' on tracks to haul away the dirt.

Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 10:35 AM (VofaG)

221 School teacher, Jan Steen, 1668

Realistic with the quill pens, the wooden spoon used for correction, a drape to separate the boys' class from the girls,' and so on. Also, good color, highlighting and detailing.

Like it and would consider hanging with rotational pieces. Thanks.

(Yes, in 1668, Dutch girls also had access to basic education.)

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 17, 2025 10:35 AM (NFX2v)

222 Well, I wouldn't call it golf.

While I cut WAY back due to back issues, I do still play on occasion.
Posted by: Sponge

How's your pickleball game?

Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 10:35 AM (77rzZ)

223 How's your pickleball game?
Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 10:35 AM (77rzZ)



Non-existant.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 17, 2025 10:36 AM (Zz0t1)

224 Is the spoon what he disciplines the children with?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 17, 2025 10:36 AM (bss/y)

225 How's your pickleball game?
Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 10:35 AM (77rzZ)


Non-existant.
Posted by: Sponge

I can't believe that Doof permits that situation to persist.

Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 10:37 AM (77rzZ)

226 Is the spoon what he disciplines the children with?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

It beats a garlic press.

Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 10:37 AM (77rzZ)

227 What do you do?

Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 10:33 AM (77rzZ)
-

Software.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 17, 2025 10:38 AM (n+rGF)

228
I can't believe that Doof permits that situation to persist.
Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 10:37 AM (77rzZ)



I don't think he wants to be responsible for my cardiac arrest.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 17, 2025 10:38 AM (Zz0t1)

229 > I like all the mini equipment this concrete crew has to complete a project in a tight space. They just brought up a motorized 'Wheelbarrow' on tracks to haul away the dirt.
-----------
The roofers who were here two years ago used a machine to lift the packages of shingles up a ladder to our roof. Ran on compressed air. Pretty neat.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 17, 2025 10:39 AM (Q4IgG)

230 Whelp, off to work.


Have a good day, everyone.

Rub them tummies.

But only if she lets you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 17, 2025 10:39 AM (Zz0t1)

231 Creepy middle aged manly men wieh their stupid Callaway hats trying to impress each other while shooting 16 over par.

Yes but they'll do better on the second hole, now that they're warmed up...

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at June 17, 2025 10:40 AM (Da7Vv)

232 LATER!!!, Sponge.

Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 10:41 AM (77rzZ)

233 Mostly White Racist Anti-ICE Protesters Clash With Black And Hispanic Pro-Cop Demonstrators In Manhattan

Posted by: SMOD at June 17, 2025 10:42 AM (RHGPo)

234 I like all the mini equipment this concrete crew has to complete a project in a tight space. They just brought up a motorized 'Wheelbarrow' on tracks to haul away the dirt.
-----------
The roofers who were here two years ago used a machine to lift the packages of shingles up a ladder to our roof. Ran on compressed air. Pretty neat.
Posted by: Martini Farmer


You should see the battery powered dolly they use to move gun safes. It can lift an 800 lb gun safe and climb stairs. And it won't tip over.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2025 10:42 AM (PfGa7)

235 Creepy middle aged manly men wieh their stupid Callaway hats trying to impress each other while shooting 16 over par.
Posted by: Taylor at June 17, 2025 10:19 AM (H621s)/i]


Would they be less creepy with Taylor Made hats?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 17, 2025 10:43 AM (/CkK4)

236 72 years since the East Berlin uprising.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 17, 2025 10:44 AM (2Rbgs)

237 The roofers who were here two years ago used a machine to lift the packages of shingles up a ladder to our roof. Ran on compressed air. Pretty neat.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 17, 2025 10:39 AM (Q4IgG)

I've seen the conveyor belt machine before. I wish I had that when I worked for Lowes in the late 70's delivering shingles , sheetrock, etc.

Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 10:45 AM (VofaG)

238 Creepy middle aged manly men wieh their stupid Callaway hats trying to impress each other while shooting 16 over par.
Posted by: Taylor at June 17, 2025 10:19 AM (H621s)


16 over par -- I can't even do that when I only play 9 holes.

Posted by: Doof at June 17, 2025 10:45 AM (B5+rm)

239 Your daily dose of stupid from the Atlantic:
"How Ivermectin Became Right-Wing Aspirin"
BY BENJAMIN MAZER
Once a suspect COVID treatment, now a cure for everything

It won a Pulitzer Prize for medicine. And a new research trial showed that it shrunk brain tumors in mice.

But by all means, make a drug used all over the world out to be poison, because trump adjacent doctors and plebes endorsed it during the pandemic.

Posted by: LizLem at June 17, 2025 10:46 AM (gWBY1)

240 And it won't tip over.

Like Guam.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 17, 2025 10:47 AM (if0co)

241 Golf is a supremely humbling game.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 17, 2025 10:47 AM (bss/y)

242 241 Golf is a supremely humbling game.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 17, 2025 10:47 AM (bss/y)
========

Not when it's always the clubs' fault for shanking my shots!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 17, 2025 10:48 AM (GBKbO)

243 Your daily dose of stupid from the Atlantic:
"How Ivermectin Became Right-Wing Aspirin"
BY BENJAMIN MAZER
Once a suspect COVID treatment, now a cure for everything

Less dangerous than aspirin.

Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 10:48 AM (VofaG)

244 @239 Can't let Ivermecton be seen as something that could be sold OTC. All sorts of pharma revenue streams would be at stake.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 17, 2025 10:48 AM (Dv3i1)

245 School teacher
Jan Steen


Such a great scene. No artificial poses.

Posted by: t-bird at June 17, 2025 10:48 AM (4lDi5)

246 Sad what's happened to the Atlantic. Used to be a very interesting and well-written publication.

Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 10:49 AM (77rzZ)

247 Posted by: LizLem at June 17, 2025 10:46 AM (gWBY1)


Nobel Prize but I know what you meant.

Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 10:49 AM (VofaG)

248 The spoon has "Gluteus Whacksimus" written on it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2025 10:49 AM (qpyNK)

249 I’ve never shot below 16 over part lol.
My best round ever was 90. And that was a pretty easy course. So 18 over part since I assume it was a par 72 course.

The average handicap for us golfers is 14. So 16 is over par is about the typical golfer.

And 14 is for people who track their handicap. A lot of people don’t. And those people tend to have very high handicaps. Which means the real average is probably more like 16 or 17.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 17, 2025 10:49 AM (/CkK4)

250 It won a Pulitzer Nobel Prize for medicine. And a new research trial showed that it shrunk brain tumors in mice.

But by all means, make a drug used all over the world out to be poison, because trump adjacent doctors and plebes endorsed it during the pandemic.
Posted by: LizLem at June 17, 2025 10:46 AM


FIFY.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2025 10:50 AM (kgE5c)

251 > But by all means, make a drug used all over the world out to be poison, because trump adjacent doctors and plebes endorsed it during the pandemic.
Posted by: LizLem at June 17, 2025 10:46 AM (gWBY1)

It's been said before: Trump could cure cancer, and the media headlines would be "Trump puts millions of doctors out of work"

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2025 10:50 AM (qpyNK)

252 OT:

MSNBC ewetub video headline:

'Trump appears overwhelmed as support withers!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 17, 2025 10:51 AM (bss/y)

253 There is no spoon.

Posted by: The bald kid from The Matrix at June 17, 2025 10:51 AM (PiwSw)

254 'Trump appears overwhelmed as support withers!'
_____

Trump supporters are getting tired of winning?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 17, 2025 10:52 AM (Dv3i1)

255 I waved a wide plastic spatula a lot but rarely made contact.

That was so much easier than mom's leather belts or a carnival cane, or the wooden paddles of different sizes (for palms of hands or butt) used in public elementary schools.

(The paddles often had holes drilled through them for less resistance, I guess.)

Lessons in cause and effect

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 17, 2025 10:52 AM (NFX2v)

256 Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 17, 2025 10:49 AM (/CkK4)

I would guess the average score of 80% of golfers is over 90. That would put the average handicap score somewhere in the 20's for the vast majority of golfers.

Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 10:52 AM (VofaG)

257 Ivermectin seems to help with shingles. I have fewer nerve problems after I take it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 17, 2025 10:52 AM (AcTAo)

258 >>> 163 Elon Musk Turns on Starlink for Iranian Public After Islamic Regime Cuts Off Internet Service Posted by: SMOD at June 17, 2025 10:14 AM (RHGPo)

Libs are panicking, they haven't gotten the pre-approved messaging from their betters if they are allowed to like Elon again.

Posted by: LizLem at June 17, 2025 10:52 AM (gWBY1)

259 It's been said before: Trump could cure cancer, and the media headlines would be "Trump puts millions of doctors out of work"

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


Former Michigan football coach Bo Schembechler on his relationship with the press: "I could walk on water and the headline the next day would be 'Bo Can't Swim'."

Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 10:53 AM (77rzZ)

260 254 'Trump appears overwhelmed as support withers!'
_____

Trump supporters are getting tired of winning?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 17, 2025 10:52 AM (Dv3i1)

======

"Terrible polling firms with terrible histories at accuracy, even at crunch time, are saying Trump has low support at a point that's not even crunch time. Believe us and forget that these polling firms suck ass."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 17, 2025 10:53 AM (GBKbO)

261 Another “poll” shows Trump at 42 support.
One last week had him at 38.

These two are splashed all over the msm.

However polls showing him in positive territory from Rasmussen, Quantus, and ARG….silence.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 17, 2025 10:53 AM (/CkK4)

262 Very medieval feel. I suspect that little kid is a young Theodoric of York.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 17, 2025 10:54 AM (qBdHI)

263 Pacific Palisades Fire Victims Given Seven Days by County to Clear Their Property or Face Liens

... the mayor and governor are doing their best to legally steal as much of the Pacific Palisades with rock bottom payments

Posted by: SMOD at June 17, 2025 10:54 AM (RHGPo)

264 MSNBC ewetub video headline:

'Trump appears overwhelmed as support withers!'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 17, 2025 10:51 AM (bss/y)


one ex MLB player threatens to pull support for Trump if we proceed with military action against Iran and the Left thinks that is a larger sign of lost support.

Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 10:55 AM (VofaG)

265 A huge thank you to all the No Kings protesters yesterday.

I was very concerned a king was trying to take my place, but thanks to your tireless efforts, I AM STILL YOUR PRESIDENT. Great job all!

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump


😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2025 10:55 AM (PfGa7)

266 Spare the spoon, spoil the child.

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at June 17, 2025 10:55 AM (7NkZG)

267 > So 16 is over par is about the typical golfer.

So actual par is 16 over par?

Yep. Makes as much sense as anything else in golf.

Reminds me of the Spinal Tap amps that go to 11.

Heh.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2025 10:55 AM (qpyNK)

268 The withers are an essential part of the horse's anatomy, as they provide support and stability for the animal during movement.

Trump is our Secretariat.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 17, 2025 10:55 AM (w9Wax)

269 Posted by: Taylor at June 17, 2025 10:19 AM (H621s)

Gotta admit, "First Lieutenant Suburbia" made me laugh so fucking hard...

Thank you for that.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at June 17, 2025 10:55 AM (lHAAk)

270 ... the mayor and governor are doing their best to legally steal as much of the Pacific Palisades with rock bottom payments
Posted by: SMOD

For the Olympics.

Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2025 10:55 AM (77rzZ)

271 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2025 10:50 AM (kgE5c)

Hah, quite a different award, my bad! I need some caffeine to wake up, apparently.

Though honestly, ever since Al Gore won a Nobel, it plummeted in cachet for me. But libs still care an awful lot.

Posted by: LizLem at June 17, 2025 10:55 AM (gWBY1)

272 263 Pacific Palisades Fire Victims Given Seven Days by County to Clear Their Property or Face Liens
____

I'm going to guess that you are prohibited from clearing the property due to presence of hazardous materials and the city only permitted one well connected company to provide these clearing services and they are booked up.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 17, 2025 10:56 AM (Dv3i1)

273 Elon Musk Turns on Starlink for Iranian Public After Islamic Regime Cuts Off Internet Service Posted by: SMOD


I wonder how many have starlink dishes?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2025 10:57 AM (PfGa7)

274 A huge thank you to all the No Kings protesters yesterday.

I was very concerned a king was trying to take my place, but thanks to your tireless efforts, I AM STILL YOUR PRESIDENT. Great job all!

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

--

Ha! A thing of beauty.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 17, 2025 10:57 AM (qBdHI)

275 So actual par is 16 over par?



No. Actual par is par. 16 over is 16 over par.

🤪

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 17, 2025 10:57 AM (/CkK4)

276 "Terrible polling firms with terrible histories at accuracy, even at crunch time, are saying Trump has low support at a point that's not even crunch time. Believe us and forget that these polling firms suck ass."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 17, 2025 10:53 AM (GBKbO)


I'm now realizing that I haven't seen Dave in FLA around here in a quite a while.

Posted by: Doof at June 17, 2025 10:57 AM (B5+rm)

277 It's been said before: Trump could cure cancer, and the media headlines would be "Trump puts millions of doctors out of work"

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2025 10:50 AM (qpyNK)

My mom has said, repeatedly, that even if Trump himself cured her cancer, she's advocate for his death.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at June 17, 2025 10:58 AM (lHAAk)

278 > No. Actual par is par. 16 over is 16 over par.

🤪
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 17, 2025 10:57 AM (/CkK4)


Isn't par supposed to be the average?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2025 10:58 AM (qpyNK)

279 276 I'm now realizing that I haven't seen Dave in FLA around here in a quite a while.
Posted by: Doof at June 17, 2025 10:57 AM (B5+rm)

=======

He's left us for X.

He posts there once a day.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 17, 2025 10:58 AM (GBKbO)

280 (The paddles often had holes drilled through them for less resistance, I guess.)

That's what our German teacher (the class, though he was also PA Dutch) told us. He backed up his theory for a few of us. All in fun, we just wanted to try it.

Posted by: t-bird at June 17, 2025 10:58 AM (tJ2Kx)

281 Pacific Palisades Fire Victims Given Seven Days by County to Clear Their Property or Face Liens
____

I'm going to guess that you are prohibited from clearing the property due to presence of hazardous materials and the city only permitted one well connected company to provide these clearing services and they are booked up.
Posted by: Chuck Martel



Proof positive that there will never be a grassroots uprising. The mayor and Newscum should be drug out and shot over this.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2025 10:58 AM (PfGa7)

282 My mom has said, repeatedly, that even if Trump himself cured her cancer, she's advocate for his death.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at June 17, 2025 10:58 AM (lHAAk)

Is that reflective of the type of childhood you had? I hope not.

Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 10:59 AM (VofaG)

283 Nood minimalist

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at June 17, 2025 10:59 AM (lHAAk)

284 281 Proof positive that there will never be a grassroots uprising. The mayor and Newscum should be drug out and shot over this.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2025 10:58 AM (PfGa7)

======

Take up arms, or simply move away.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 17, 2025 10:59 AM (GBKbO)

285 275 So actual par is 16 over par?



No. Actual par is par. 16 over is 16 over par.


huh?

Posted by: captain oveur at June 17, 2025 10:59 AM (sGtp+)

286 Nood!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 17, 2025 10:59 AM (w9Wax)

287 Is that reflective of the type of childhood you had? I hope not.

Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2025 10:59 AM (VofaG)

My mom's brightest point of pride is that she's never (not once) apologized to anyone. She's never needed to, you see.

It's an absolute fucking miracle that I'm somewhat functional as an adult.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at June 17, 2025 11:02 AM (lHAAk)

288 @IsraelWarRoom
1h
17 US aerial refueling tankers are heading from Europe towards the @CENTCOM AOR, reports @AmichaiStein1.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 17, 2025 11:03 AM (Ffc+8)

289 > Though honestly, ever since Al Gore won a Nobel, it plummeted in cachet for me.
Posted by: LizLem at June 17, 2025 10:55 AM (gWBY1)

Eh... the Peace Prize has always been shite. Yasser Arafat, I'm looking in your direction. Norman Borlaug was the last winner I can think of who was actually worthy.

Likewise the Literature Prize (although they had a rarer outbreak of common sense when they gave one to Dylan).

We won't even get into the fake "Nobel Prize" for Economics.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2025 11:04 AM (qpyNK)

290 Trump just looked tired when he returned from the G7 and msm is making up their terrible theories & lies.

The other day, went to art class (I'm still beyond help) where I met a very nice woman who was stylish, obviously well educated, gifted artistically. She told me she had immigrated to the US many years ago and became a naturalized citizen. It took many, many years.

She really loves this country - her country - and does not agree with 'open borders,' the current political protests against Trump and administration, the outrageous debt the nation now finds itself in, and so on. Lastly, her community is like minded.

I believe nothing on/from msm.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 17, 2025 11:07 AM (NFX2v)

291 [pos]Jennifer Griffin@[pos]JenGriffinFNC
1h
Trump disputes his own ODNI Tulsi Gabbard testimony to Congress on whether Iran was making moves toward a nuclear weapon. “I don’t care what she said,” Trump told reporters on Air Force One
---
pos Griffin fails to mention that Gabbard said this in March.
more FAUX News

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 17, 2025 11:09 AM (Ffc+8)

292 Don't let the leper in the window inside!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 17, 2025 09:35 AM (w9Wax)

I wondered what that thing was.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 17, 2025 11:24 AM (w6EFb)

293
Slug-a-bed, slug-a-bed,
Barley butt
What makes you comes
so soon?
You used to come at 10 o'clock
And now you come at noon.

Mother Goose
Nursery Rhymes

Posted by: zigzag at June 17, 2025 03:43 PM (16g6d)

294 David Hogg gets flunked four D's a F and a H

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 17, 2025 06:39 PM (wGqjj)

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