EMT

Is it morning or is it Memorex?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian (ONT Cob Emeritus) at 06:47 AM

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1 Mornin'

Again....

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 14, 2025 06:48 AM (sAmhv)

2 Hey! First!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 14, 2025 06:48 AM (sAmhv)

3 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 14, 2025 06:51 AM (hoCmQ)

4 Oh -- Early Morning Thread! For a horrible moment I thought it was an *Emergency Medical* Thread.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 14, 2025 06:52 AM (omVj0)

5 Early EMT. Thanks, MisHum.

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 14, 2025 06:52 AM (hoCmQ)

6 No Kings Day

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 14, 2025 06:53 AM (gbOdA)

7 Nyah?

Who's running Iran now?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2025 06:53 AM (cEp5l)

8 It's a cute squirrel.

Posted by: m at June 14, 2025 06:55 AM (CQE5S)

9 Shouldn't that squirrel be carrying a laser?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 14, 2025 06:55 AM (RIvkX)

10 *Emergency Medical* Thread.

No, no Emergency Medical Program... please

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2025 06:56 AM (cEp5l)

11 Shouldn't that squirrel be carrying a laser?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 14, 2025 06:55 AM (RIvkX)
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Purple pimp hat FTW!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 14, 2025 06:57 AM (GlyvH)

12 Willowed:

Who's going to the No Kings protests today???
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

+++
How much they paying?
- Stoner living in the basement

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 14, 2025 06:57 AM (lIgBp)

13 “ Help us, God our Savior, for the glory of your name; deliver us and forgive our sins for your name’s sake.”

Psalm 79:9

Posted by: Marcus T at June 14, 2025 06:58 AM (xYmv5)

14 I will be driving through three large cities today - Wilmington, NC, Columbia, SC, and Knoxville, TN.

I'll report on any unrest I see in the upper South tomorrow.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2025 06:58 AM (sYJ//)

15 14 I will be driving through three large cities today - Wilmington, NC, Columbia, SC, and Knoxville, TN.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2025 06:58 AM (sYJ//)

Nice!

Posted by: m at June 14, 2025 06:59 AM (CQE5S)

16 >> Who's running Iran now?

It’s being done in pieces.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 14, 2025 06:59 AM (xYmv5)

17 9 Shouldn't that squirrel be carrying a laser?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 14, 2025 06:55 AM (RIvkX)
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It's in the shop for charging.

Posted by: Ciampino - have fun with it at June 14, 2025 06:59 AM (sPQoU)

18
How much they paying?
- Stoner living in the basement
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 14, 2025 06:57 AM (lIgBp)

I'd think about 40% are of the paid demonstrator type. Another 30% are people who use any occasion to loot and throw things. Maybe 30% are True Believers, elderly Boomers trying to relive their glory days and find a Movement chick to lay.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 14, 2025 07:01 AM (QnmlO)

19 Good morning. top twenty?

Posted by: JM in Illinois at June 14, 2025 07:01 AM (kYF0p)

20 mornin yall. Our local "news" site has an article about people getting ready for their No Kings protest. One of the retards was holding a handmade sign that says "Do Process".

Posted by: fd at June 14, 2025 07:01 AM (vFG9F)

21 "Look! Squirrel!"

Posted by: m at June 14, 2025 07:01 AM (CQE5S)

22 Morning peeps.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 14, 2025 07:01 AM (Q4IgG)

23 5 Early EMT. Thanks, MisHum.
Posted by: olddog in mo at June 14, 2025 06:52 AM (hoCmQ)

You are welcome olddog in mo

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 14, 2025 07:01 AM (QXQ4l)

24 20 mornin yall. Our local "news" site has an article about people getting ready for their No Kings protest. One of the retards was holding a handmade sign that says "Do Process".
Posted by: fd at June 14, 2025 07:01 AM (vFG9F)

Got to be a troll.

Posted by: m at June 14, 2025 07:01 AM (CQE5S)

25 9 Shouldn't that squirrel be carrying a laser?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 14, 2025 06:55 AM
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Ahem. "Directed Energy."

Posted by: DoD Style Guide at June 14, 2025 07:01 AM (lIgBp)

26
So is this an interim thread or a substitute for the Saturday morning Prayer Thread? It's like when they change where things are in the store.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 14, 2025 07:02 AM (QnmlO)

27 I don’t know what it is with the squirrels around here.

I see them every morning, usually one or two in each yard, walking around foraging.

There’s always a few that like to hang out on the grass between the sidewalks and the road.

At least one of them will panic when it sees the car coming its way, do it’s decision making process turning its head back and forth trying to figure out which way to run, and then always decides to run out in front of the car at the last second.

Keep in mind it was totally safe where it was but they haven’t figured out the cars usually drive on the road and not the sidewalk.

Of course, the ones that are hanging out in the road when I drive by make the same stupid mistakes, too.

You’d figure it’d run to the nearest sidewalk but nope, they run to the other side of the road while I’m dodging them hoping they don’t run under a tire when I can’t see them.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 14, 2025 07:02 AM (6ydKt)

28 All of our gray matter is dedicated to remembering where we hid 137 acorns.

Posted by: The squirrels at June 14, 2025 07:05 AM (lIgBp)

29 "Got to be a troll.
Posted by: m"

I don't think so. She appears to be a type of Karen.

Posted by: fd at June 14, 2025 07:07 AM (vFG9F)

30 29 "Got to be a troll.
Posted by: m"

I don't think so. She appears to be a type of Karen.
Posted by: fd at June 14, 2025 07:07 AM (vFG9F)

yikes

Posted by: m at June 14, 2025 07:08 AM (CQE5S)

31 "At least one of them will panic when it sees the car coming its way, do it’s decision making process turning its head back and forth trying to figure out which way to run, and then always decides to run out in front of the car at the last second"

Suicidal Squirrel. A short lived cartoon from the 60s.

Posted by: fd at June 14, 2025 07:08 AM (vFG9F)

32
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 14, 2025 07:09 AM (tljrc)

33 30 29 "Got to be a troll.
Posted by: m"

I don't think so. She appears to be a type of Karen.
Posted by: fd at June 14, 2025 07:07 AM (vFG9F)

yikes

Posted by: m

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On weekdays, she is an Educator at a nearby school.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 14, 2025 07:10 AM (8AONa)

34 We don't have a deal with the squirrels.

https://youtu.be/xPCZtrac-Ss

Posted by: George Costanza at June 14, 2025 07:12 AM (lIgBp)

35 "At least one of them will panic when it sees the car coming its way, do it’s decision making process turning its head back and forth trying to figure out which way to run, and then always decides to run out in front of the car at the last second"

I ran over one when it darted in front of my car. Still feel bad about it.

Posted by: Tuna at June 14, 2025 07:12 AM (lJ0H4)

36 One of the retards was holding a handmade sign that says "Do Process".
Posted by: fd at June 14, 2025 07:01 AM
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OK... Processed. Now Deport.

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 14, 2025 07:13 AM (hoCmQ)

37 Army’s 250th birthday week-long celebration from June 7-14, 2025
By U.S. Army Public Affairs

Members of the media are invited to attend the Army’s 250th birthday week-long celebration from June 7-14, 2025. This year’s birthday theme, “This we’ll defend,” was first used as a battle cry by the Continental Army. Today, it reminds us that our Army’s purpose is clear: to fight and win the nation’s wars. We remain committed to honing our warfighting skills, enforcing standards and discipline, and living the values that have defined our Army for the past 250 years.

(Schedule of events follows )

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 14, 2025 07:14 AM (NFX2v)

38
Puny stuff .....

Critical Mass: An anti-Lutheran ritual
--- (Fenton Colborne)

Posted by: Ciampino - have fun with puns at June 14, 2025 07:16 AM (sPQoU)

39 > "At least one of them will panic when it sees the car coming its way, do it’s decision making process turning its head back and forth trying to figure out which way to run, and then always decides to run out in front of the car at the last second"
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Here, it's bunnies that do that. There's two of them that hang out on the driveway, away from the house. Every time I leave or return, they're in the driveway and wait until I'm nearly on top of them to decide where to run. It's almost always in the direction I'm going too.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 14, 2025 07:16 AM (Q4IgG)

40 "On weekdays, she is an Educator at a nearby school.
Posted by: 2009Refugee"

That is exactly what she looks like. Probably a lesbo too.

Posted by: fd at June 14, 2025 07:19 AM (vFG9F)

41 Howdy, Early Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at June 14, 2025 07:19 AM (AN2gy)

42 Rain last night at the site of the U.S. Open should soften up the greens, making holding approach shots a bit easier. Yesterday was brutal.

Posted by: one hour sober at June 14, 2025 07:20 AM (Y1sOo)

43 Another day without Kamala as president.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at June 14, 2025 07:21 AM (KwCuT)

44 34 We don't have a deal with the squirrels.

https://youtu.be/xPCZtrac-Ss
Posted by: George Costanza at June 14, 2025 07:12 AM (lIgBp)

omigosh!

Posted by: m at June 14, 2025 07:22 AM (CQE5S)

45 6 No Kings Day

Posted by: rhennigantx

The squirrel has declared itself King! All will bow!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 14, 2025 07:23 AM (sAmhv)

46 The White House
Presidential Actions
Flag Day and National Flag Week 2025
Proclamations
June 13, 2025

It begins, "On June 14, 1777, a banner of red, white, and blue was woven into history when the Second Continental Congress passed the First Flag Resolution, making our beloved Stars and Stripes the official flag of our emerging Republic. This Flag Day and National Flag Week, we pause to revere the star-spangled emblem of our freedom — and we honor the nearly 250 years of valor, sacrifice, and patriotism it has gloriously inspired."

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 14, 2025 07:23 AM (NFX2v)

47 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2025 07:26 AM (u82oZ)

48 From the ONT:

You know what seems odd to me? Numbers that aren't divisible by two.
--- (Michael Wolf)

Posted by: Ciampino - have fun with spun at June 14, 2025 07:26 AM (sPQoU)

49 It'd be nice to have this get a lot of play:

Rick Monday saves American flag from protesters in 1976

Posted by: m at June 14, 2025 07:27 AM (CQE5S)

50 A grandmother has chosen to self-deport over fears she'd be kicked out of the United States and sent to Mexico by Donald Trump.

The 51-year-old woman, identified only as Regina, has lived in South Los Angeles since 1989 but boarded a one-way flight to Mexico City on June 7 and left her life behind.

Her daughter, Julie Ear, said her mother had become frightened over the Trump Administration's continued efforts to crack down on illegal immigration and deportations.
****

Yay, winning...

Posted by: one hour sober at June 14, 2025 07:28 AM (Y1sOo)

51 I am not going to the No Kings Rally with my sign No Commissars. I will be with friends at lunch.

Used to love going to protests, like the 2009 March on Washington, Million Man March, all the World Bank protests. But meh.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2025 07:28 AM (u82oZ)

52 Good morning, one and all. On Thursday I had an MRI done on my knee (Took a spill at work back in March). The end result was this:

Your MRI does not show any acute findings. There is a sprain of the medial collateral ligament, evidence of a prior PCL injury, joint effusion and cartilage loss.

So good news: The knee is not broken.

Bad news: PT is going to suck.

Thank you to those who sent me prayers and good wishes.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 14, 2025 07:29 AM (7xrfc)

53 Ciampino - have fun with spun

Now that is a Dad joke! I will make my students groan with that one.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2025 07:30 AM (u82oZ)

54 50: So, she's been here since 1989. She has had plenty of time to process the paperwork involved to become a citizen. She didn't. Why am I suppose to feel sorry for her?

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 14, 2025 07:30 AM (sAmhv)

55 Her daughter, Julie Ear, said her mother had become frightened over the Trump Administration's continued efforts to crack down on illegal immigration and deportations.

So why is it that hard working illegals can't do the hard work of going through the system and becoming citizens or permanent residents? The mind boggles.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 14, 2025 07:30 AM (7xrfc)

56 Family reunion tomorrow. It's an annual event that has been going on as long as I have been alive. My dad will be the oldest this year at 88. I wonder sometimes if we can keep it going after he is gone. Maybe not his extended family, as many of them have passed, but at least our immediate family, which is starting to fill out with younguns.

Posted by: fd at June 14, 2025 07:30 AM (vFG9F)

57 Morning everyone,thx MisHum. Raining again today. Not that I needed an excuse to watch the US Open but this works

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 14, 2025 07:30 AM (akw+7)

58 Honest question for you folks: Am I a bad man for quietly hoping that the No Kings protesters attempt to disrupt the Army's birthday?

Posted by: NR Pax at June 14, 2025 07:31 AM (7xrfc)

59 She's doing what she is afraid Trump will make her do.

Posted by: davidt at June 14, 2025 07:31 AM (i0F8b)

60 >>> The 51-year-old woman, identified only as Regina, has lived in South Los Angeles since 1989 but boarded a one-way flight to Mexico City on June 7 and left her life behind.

Sorry, you don't have multiple heinous crimes on your record so we can't be bothered.

Posted by: Democrats at June 14, 2025 07:31 AM (AN2gy)

61 Here, it's bunnies that do that. There's two of them that hang out on the driveway, away from the house. Every time I leave or return, they're in the driveway and wait until I'm nearly on top of them to decide where to run. It's almost always in the direction I'm going too.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 14, 2025

***
Look out for the hrududu!

Posted by: Bigwig at June 14, 2025 07:32 AM (omVj0)

62
Were you born between 1960-1970?

Then maybe you remember Saturday mornings watching the KROFFT SUPERSHOW?

Wonderbug?
The Shrinker?
Magic Mongo?

https://is.gd/RlVUIG

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at June 14, 2025 07:33 AM (N9VmQ)

63 NR Pax

Yes. Because the men in ranks are more vulnerable to shenanigans. They have no loaded weapons or bayonets. Hope there is a lot of police.

I would like to see the No Kings instead try and disrupt the Marine Birthday celebrations.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2025 07:34 AM (u82oZ)

64 I work with a Samoan gal, her family reunions have hundreds of people.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 14, 2025 07:34 AM (RIvkX)

65 Kroft TV shows made me nauseous. They were just so dumb.

Posted by: fd at June 14, 2025 07:34 AM (vFG9F)

66 fd

Have fun with your great tradition.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2025 07:35 AM (u82oZ)

67 Sid and Marty did a lot of acid. A lot.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 14, 2025 07:35 AM (RIvkX)

68 No Kings

Every time I see this, I think:

"Do you have any kings?"
"I don't have any kings. Go fish."

Posted by: m at June 14, 2025 07:35 AM (CQE5S)

69 Oh, her daughter said she had been working to gain citizenship.

Sure, Jan.

Posted by: one hour sober at June 14, 2025 07:36 AM (Y1sOo)

70 m

No Kings means we (the Left) are not in charge and we should be. So we are trying to take the country over.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2025 07:37 AM (u82oZ)

71 m

No Kings. Go fish.
Would be a great protest sign.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2025 07:37 AM (u82oZ)

72 With all the stuff going on in Israel, I have to laugh about some scenes in Egypt caught on video yesterday. Some group (allied with Greta’s boat stunt) claimed that they were going to march across Egypt and go into Gaza for - well I don’t really know why, logic was not strong with them. A large number of European Hamas sycophants were with them.
The videos yesterday were of ordinary Egyptians beating the shit out of them, dragging them by their hair, and throwing them out of their country. Hilarious! Now this doesn’t mean Egypt supports Israel; but the Egyptians saw these people as a pack of outsiders who had come to Egypt just to cause trouble for everyone, and they said “Oh HELL no!”

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 14, 2025 07:38 AM (e15Ap)

73 It's starting?

'Explosion' rocks Las Vegas strip: 'It sounded like a bomb

https://tinyurl.com/4b6p954s

Posted by: Ciampino - have fun with nups at June 14, 2025 07:38 AM (sPQoU)

74 Regina think how celebratory the oath ceremony would have been. Surrounded by family and friends. All dressed up. Posing for photos. Applause. Smiles and congratulations. All followed by a big meal at a nice restaurant and probably some gifts.

But hey, your choices. Enjoy Mehicho. Wrap yourself in the flag when you get there.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 14, 2025 07:39 AM (lIgBp)

75 Are there any No Queens protests during Pride Month?

Posted by: davidt at June 14, 2025 07:39 AM (i0F8b)

76 Who gets top billing for the events today?

- LA Riots
- No Kings
- Tank Parade

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 14, 2025 07:40 AM (Q4IgG)

77 Been a while since I saw an EMT... G'morning MisHum!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 14, 2025 07:40 AM (O7YUW)

78 >>> The 51-year-old woman, identified only as Regina, has lived in South Los Angeles since 1989 but boarded a one-way flight to Mexico City on June 7 and left her life behind.

Sorry, you don't have multiple heinous crimes on your record so we can't be bothered.
Posted by: Democrats

Not even the 'edge' cases - Just the even further out ludicrous ones.
Because they like to fuck with you.
Like the DemCong who last week rushed a Cabinet Member while pretending to have a weapon...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 14, 2025 07:42 AM (/lPRQ)

79 One other thought about Egypt - they are often criticized by both sides for sealing off their border with Gaza and building a huge wall there, plus parking a battalion of main battle tanks behind it in case anyone tries to mess with it.
But to me that simply means that Egypt strongly believes that Borders are Important; and that Borders must be defended if you wish to survive as a nation.
I cannot fault them for believing that; not one tiny bit.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 14, 2025 07:43 AM (e15Ap)

80 So why is it that hard working illegals can't do the hard work of going through the system and becoming citizens or permanent residents? The mind boggles.
Posted by: NR Pax

Idk how long that process takes. Guessing too ling for desperate people.

Posted by: H at June 14, 2025 07:44 AM (2gjbv)

81 The videos yesterday were of ordinary Egyptians beating the shit out of them, dragging them by their hair, and throwing them out of their country. Hilarious!

I'm going to look for the video. I will thoroughly enjoy this.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at June 14, 2025 07:44 AM (dR6yv)

82 I know what we'll do. Let's go to Tehran now.

Posted by: Saint Greta of Thunberg at June 14, 2025 07:44 AM (lIgBp)

83 After watching the Seinfeld clip, I’m so glad we don’t have any pigeons around here.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 14, 2025 07:44 AM (6ydKt)

84 A grandmother has chosen to self-deport over fears she'd be kicked out of the United States and sent to Mexico by Donald Trump.

The 51-year-old woman, identified only as Regina, has lived in South Los Angeles since 1989 but boarded a one-way flight to Mexico City on June 7 and left her life behind.

Her daughter, Julie Ear, said her mother had become frightened over the Trump Administration's continued efforts to crack down on illegal immigration and deportations.
****

Yay, winning...
Posted by: one hour sober
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I knew a Canook who lived his whole adult life as an illegal alien in the US. Round 1999 they caught up with him and initisted deportation proceedings despite having an American wife, kids, and grandkids.

Deport every one of this scofflaw skum.
Especially the Canooks.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 14, 2025 07:46 AM (/lPRQ)

85 14 I will be driving through three large cities today - Wilmington, NC, Columbia, SC, and Knoxville, TN.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2025 06:58 AM (sYJ//)

Hopefully not in that order.

Because that would be one helluva circuitous route.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 14, 2025 07:47 AM (6ydKt)

86 >>> Sid and Marty did a lot of acid. A lot.

That's the rumor.

HR Puffenstuff just didn't appeal to me. Probably because it was on so late that I had my fill of TV by that hour.

Posted by: fluffy at June 14, 2025 07:47 AM (AN2gy)

87 80 So why is it that hard working illegals can't do the hard work of going through the system and becoming citizens or permanent residents? The mind boggles.
Posted by: NR Pax

Idk how long that process takes. Guessing too ling for desperate people.
Posted by: H at June 14, 2025 07:44 AM

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Give me a break. I've only had 36 years.

Posted by: Regina from South L.A. at June 14, 2025 07:47 AM (lIgBp)

88 But for people like her she’s just lazy. Or maybe trying to get something for free and doesn’t want to pay taxes. I see that in latino culture a lot from personal experience.

Posted by: H at June 14, 2025 07:48 AM (2gjbv)

89 It's starting?

'Explosion' rocks Las Vegas strip: 'It sounded like a bomb

https://tinyurl.com/4b6p954s
Posted by: Ciampino - have fun with nups

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False Alarm,
It was just a Del Taco three epic burrito dinner Afterblast.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 14, 2025 07:48 AM (/lPRQ)

90 "HR Puffenstuff just didn't appeal to me."

It was weird and stupid. Not like the Banana Splits.

Posted by: Frank N Stein at June 14, 2025 07:49 AM (vFG9F)

91
I knew a Canook who lived his whole adult life as an illegal alien in the US. Round 1999 they caught up with him and initisted deportation proceedings despite having an American wife, kids, and grandkids.

*fingers collar nervously*

Posted by: Col. Tom Parker at June 14, 2025 07:49 AM (QnmlO)

92 Sigmund and the Sea Monsters

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 14, 2025 07:49 AM (RIvkX)

93 off undead sock

Posted by: fd at June 14, 2025 07:49 AM (vFG9F)

94 Sorry mistype. One handed typing sucks.

Posted by: H at June 14, 2025 07:50 AM (2gjbv)

95 Say No Kings
Saturday, June 14, 2025
Delaware County Courthouse
201 Court Stree, Media, PA

Speakers
Congresswoman Mary Gay Scanlon
Eliza Shatzman, Attorney & Activist
Brad Butting, OEF Combat Veteran

Sponsored by Delco Indivisible
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My stinking county since the Democrats took over (brought in ringers to accomplish it) the county council seats in 2017.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 14, 2025 07:50 AM (NFX2v)

96 NaClyDog: I would like to see the No Kings instead try and disrupt the Marine Birthday celebrations.

As a former Marine, I concur. Starting shit with drunk Marines is not a smart lifestyle choice.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 14, 2025 07:51 AM (7xrfc)

97 HR Puffenstuff just didn't appeal to me. Probably because it was on so late that I had my fill of TV by that hour.

--

Who's your friend when things get rough!

I watched HR Puff'n'stuff, but even as a kid, I thought it was cheesy and well, just weird.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 14, 2025 07:51 AM (qBdHI)

98
Give me a break. I've only had 36 years.
Posted by: Regina from South L.A. at June 14, 2025 07:47 AM (lIgBp)

Well, if she's been trying to regularize her situation, there ought to be some official record, is that not so?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 14, 2025 07:51 AM (QnmlO)

99 72 With all the stuff going on in Israel, I have to laugh about some scenes in Egypt caught on video yesterday. Some group (allied with Greta’s boat stunt) claimed that they were going to march across Egypt and go into Gaza for - well I don’t really know why, logic was not strong with them. A large number of European Hamas sycophants were with them.
The videos yesterday were of ordinary Egyptians beating the shit out of them, dragging them by their hair, and throwing them out of their country. Hilarious! Now this doesn’t mean Egypt supports Israel; but the Egyptians saw these people as a pack of outsiders who had come to Egypt just to cause trouble for everyone, and they said “Oh HELL no!”
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 14, 2025 07:38 AM (e15Ap)

The videos are fun to watch!

Posted by: m at June 14, 2025 07:52 AM (CQE5S)

100 But for people like her she’s just lazy. Or maybe trying to get something for free and doesn’t want to pay taxes. I see that in latino culture a lot from personal experience.

You described every culture.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 14, 2025 07:52 AM (a4flb)

101 84 You even hear legal immigrants whine about how tough the feds make it for them. I had a friend, Brit, who was a legal alien. He insisted that he was born an Englishman and would die as one (he did) so no US Citizenship. He used to keep everything in order. I think it was once a year he would have to drive from Erie to Pittsburgh, renew some stuff with INS and then go for a sammich at Primanti's. That was it.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 14, 2025 07:53 AM (gm9Sb)

102 50 A grandmother has chosen to self-deport over fears she'd be kicked out of the United States and sent to Mexico by Donald Trump.

The 51-year-old woman, identified only as Regina, has lived in South Los Angeles since 1989 but boarded a one-way flight to Mexico City on June 7 and left her life behind.

—-

I’m pretty sure she took her life with her.
Unless they’re saying that Trump killed her so hard that she flew back home to Mexico as a ghost and is now haunting some random taco stand in Tlalpan.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 14, 2025 07:53 AM (6ydKt)

103 79 One other thought about Egypt - they are often criticized by both sides for sealing off their border with Gaza and building a huge wall there, plus parking a battalion of main battle tanks behind it in case anyone tries to mess with it.
But to me that simply means that Egypt strongly believes that Borders are Important; and that Borders must be defended if you wish to survive as a nation.
I cannot fault them for believing that; not one tiny bit.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 14, 2025 07:43 AM (e15Ap)

May I ask why the not-open-borders side would criticize that choice?

Posted by: m at June 14, 2025 07:53 AM (CQE5S)

104 The squirrel has declared itself King! All will bow!!!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 14, 2025 07:23 AM (sAmhv)
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At least taxes should be low.

A bag of bird feed should last a while.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 14, 2025 07:54 AM (GlyvH)

105 I remember the Krafts! HR Puffnstuff most of all, damn was that an acid fueled fantasy.
One of the funniest things about the Sid and My Kraft Supershow is that it was filmed inside the building that would become CNN’s HQ after “Thff ed World of Sid and Marty Kroft” (an indoor Atlanta theme park) failed.
Those city shots in that linked video clip are of Atlanta, 1976, before it had become a ghetto.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 14, 2025 07:54 AM (e15Ap)

106 84 I knew a Canook who lived his whole adult life as an illegal alien in the US. Round 1999 they caught up with him and initisted deportation proceedings despite having an American wife, kids, and grandkids.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 14, 2025 07:46 AM (/lPRQ)

And he was, in fact, deported?

Posted by: m at June 14, 2025 07:55 AM (CQE5S)

107 Good morning Mis Hum and Horde
Happy Birthday US Army

Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2025 07:56 AM (+qU29)

108 Everytime I write “Kroft” spellcheck fights to change it to Kraft. Maybe it likes Kraftwerk.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 14, 2025 07:56 AM (e15Ap)

109 The country continues to be no BS.

Time, Dec 9, 2014 —
The U.S. began rendering people suspected of involvement in terrorism to Egypt in 1995 under President Bill Clinton.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 14, 2025 07:56 AM (NFX2v)

110 87 80 +++
Give me a break. I've only had 36 years.
Posted by: Regina from South L.A. at June 14, 2025 07:47 AM (lIgBp)

She's a Queen!

Posted by: m at June 14, 2025 07:56 AM (CQE5S)

111 56 Family reunion tomorrow. It's an annual event that has been going on as long as I have been alive. My dad will be the oldest this year at 88. I wonder sometimes if we can keep it going after he is gone. Maybe not his extended family, as many of them have passed, but at least our immediate family, which is starting to fill out with younguns.
Posted by: fd at June 14, 2025 07:30 AM (vFG9F)

Blessings on all y'all.

Posted by: m at June 14, 2025 07:57 AM (CQE5S)

112 Yudhishthira's Dice

Welcome to my NC city. Stormy today.

Posted by: CapeFear at June 14, 2025 07:57 AM (+JzKz)

113 Tree rats.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 14, 2025 07:58 AM (ZmEVT)

114 You described every culture.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure

Idk I think some are definitely lazier than others.

Posted by: H at June 14, 2025 07:59 AM (2gjbv)

115 The squirrel has declared itself King! All will bow!!!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 14, 2025 07:23 AM (sAmhv)
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At least taxes should be low.

A bag of bird feed should last a while.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
===

But you have to make him think he is stealing the bird feed, Mission Impossible style.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 14, 2025 07:59 AM (/lPRQ)

116 My wife organized her 3 oldest kids citizenship paperwork. They simply had to go and pick it up and file in person.
15 years ago.
They couldn't be bothered then, can't be bothered now.
Deport them, maybe they will grow up

Posted by: Accomack at June 14, 2025 08:00 AM (3U9lo)

117 88 But for people like her she’s just lazy. Or maybe trying to get something for free and doesn’t want to pay taxes. I see that in latino culture a lot from personal experience.

Posted by: H at June 14, 2025 07:48 AM (2gjbv)
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Yeah, no taxes, probably Medicaid, EBT, etc. - all freebies.

Posted by: Ciampino - have fun with sunp at June 14, 2025 08:00 AM (sPQoU)

118 May I ask why the not-open-borders side would criticize that choice?
Posted by: m at June 14, 2025 07:53 AM (CQE5S)

Because at times Israel and even some of its supporters here have wished that Israel could kick everyone out of Gaza and move them down to Sinai. Egypt says “excuse me, you want us to take in two million aliens who the world knows have no skills and are nothing but trouble wherever they go? And then we’ll have to feed them and take care of them forever? Naah, bro.”

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 14, 2025 08:00 AM (e15Ap)

119 And he was, in fact, deported?
Posted by: m

They finally did the paperwork.
Before or after his family reunion in Vancouver I don't recall.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 14, 2025 08:02 AM (/lPRQ)

120 I don't understand that picture up top. I don't see a book in its hands.

Posted by: dantesed at June 14, 2025 08:03 AM (Oy/m2)

121 Where's the purple pimp hat?

Posted by: tankdemon at June 14, 2025 08:03 AM (WJz/2)

122 "It was weird and stupid. Not like the Banana Splits."

Do you have constant cravings for pannenkoechen and have a thing for a woman named Winona?

Posted by: KwaK! at June 14, 2025 08:03 AM (89Sog)

123 56 Family reunion tomorrow. It's an annual event that has been going on as long as I have been alive. My dad will be the oldest this year at 88. I wonder sometimes if we can keep it going after he is gone....
Posted by: fd

Great timing. Sounds like it'll be a wonderful Father's Day for your dad, too.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 14, 2025 08:04 AM (NFX2v)

124 " I don't see a book in its hands."

You're a day early.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 14, 2025 08:04 AM (ZmEVT)

125 For the first time ever, one of my children has sent me a Father's Day gift.

Wow.

I really like his wife. He would never of thought of doing that.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 14, 2025 08:05 AM (ZmEVT)

126 Because at times Israel and even some of its supporters here have wished that Israel could kick everyone out of Gaza and move them down to Sinai. Egypt says “excuse me, you want us to take in two million aliens who the world knows have no skills and are nothing but trouble wherever they go? And then we’ll have to feed them and take care of them forever? Naah, bro.”
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 14, 2025 08:00 AM (e15Ap)

They saw what happened to Jordan and Lebanon and wanted no part of Palestinian refugees.

I’d say move them all to Sweden but they’ve got enough problems as is.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 14, 2025 08:05 AM (6ydKt)

127 Many people - including the Donald at times - have wished that the Palestinians in Gaza could be moved somewhere. But the sad fact is that there is not a single country on Earth that wants them inside its borders; and the people who know them the best (Egyptians and Jordanians) despise them the most.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 14, 2025 08:05 AM (e15Ap)

128 "Great timing. Sounds like it'll be a wonderful Father's Day for your dad, too.
Posted by: L - No nic"

Always the first Sunday in June after the full moon.

Posted by: fd at June 14, 2025 08:05 AM (vFG9F)

129 "Do you have constant cravings for pannenkoechen and have a thing for a woman named Winona?
Posted by: KwaK!"

No, but to this day I still want an 6 wheel ATV.

Posted by: fd at June 14, 2025 08:07 AM (vFG9F)

130 "a"

Posted by: fd at June 14, 2025 08:07 AM (vFG9F)

131 If I were to choose a place to send the Palestinians it would be Ireland, just because those assholes deserve them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 14, 2025 08:07 AM (e15Ap)

132 How do you pronounce "RDNZL"?

Posted by: m at June 14, 2025 08:08 AM (CQE5S)

133 Many people - including the Donald at times - have wished that the Palestinians in Gaza could be moved somewhere. But the sad fact is that there is not a single country on Earth that wants them inside its borders; and the people who know them the best (Egyptians and Jordanians) despise them the most.
Posted by: Tom Servo

IIRC - they so disliked the 'natives' that refused return of former territory captured by Israel in a war.
Kind of like the Gadsden Strip which was virtually forced upon the US as war reparations.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 14, 2025 08:09 AM (/lPRQ)

134 118 May I ask why the not-open-borders side would criticize that choice?
Posted by: m at June 14, 2025 07:53 AM (CQE5S)

Because at times Israel and even some of its supporters here have wished that Israel could kick everyone out of Gaza and move them down to Sinai. Egypt says “excuse me, you want us to take in two million aliens who the world knows have no skills and are nothing but trouble wherever they go? And then we’ll have to feed them and take care of them forever? Naah, bro.”
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 14, 2025 08:00 AM (e15Ap)

Thank you.

Posted by: m at June 14, 2025 08:10 AM (CQE5S)

135 How do you pronounce "RDNZL"?
Posted by: m
+++
I'd like to buy a vowel Pat.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at June 14, 2025 08:10 AM (Lo97M)

136 How do you pronounce "RDNZL"?
Posted by: m

Don't know. My Welsh is rusty.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at June 14, 2025 08:11 AM (SfhV1)

137 >>> How do you pronounce "RDNZL"?

Poorly

Posted by: fluffy at June 14, 2025 08:11 AM (AN2gy)

138 90 "HR Puffenstuff just didn't appeal to me."

It was weird and stupid. Not like the Banana Splits.
Posted by: Frank N Stein at June 14, 2025 07:49 AM (vFG9F)

You didn’t use to call yourself BananaSplitsGuy, did you? LOL!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 14, 2025 08:11 AM (e15Ap)

139 I watched the video. An "activist" played the "we wernt doin' nuffin" card when describing Egyptian authorities "attacking them for no reason."

Posted by: one hour sober at June 14, 2025 08:13 AM (Y1sOo)

140 I'm thinking we could move the "Palestinians" to somewhere like Somalia. After all, they're suffering from a lack of low IQ people since they keep getting sent to the US.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 14, 2025 08:13 AM (7xrfc)

141 Happy Birthday Donald.

Keep punching leftists in the junk and making them cry.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 14, 2025 08:14 AM (viF8m)

142 I keep thinking "RDNZL, RDNZL, let down your long hair."

Posted by: m at June 14, 2025 08:14 AM (CQE5S)

143 "How do you pronounce "RDNZL"?
Posted by: m"

Redunzel. It may stand for "Ruth, Duke, Napoleon, Zappa, Luc Ponty" as they all play on a version of it, but there are probably multiple meanings.

Posted by: fd at June 14, 2025 08:14 AM (vFG9F)

144 143 "How do you pronounce "RDNZL"?
Posted by: m"

Redunzel. It may stand for "Ruth, Duke, Napoleon, Zappa, Luc Ponty" as they all play on a version of it, but there are probably multiple meanings.
Posted by: fd at June 14, 2025 08:14 AM (vFG9F)

supercool

Posted by: m at June 14, 2025 08:14 AM (CQE5S)

145 *For the first time ever, one of my children has sent me a Father's Day gift.*

Socks or Barbecue tools?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 14, 2025 08:15 AM (lIgBp)

146
I don’t know what it is with the squirrels around here.
I see them every morning, usually one or two in each yard, walking around foraging.
There’s always a few that like to hang out on the grass between the sidewalks and the road.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

You f***ed with squirrels, Morty! We've got a good five minutes before they're back and up on our ass, Morty! We have to pack up and move to a new reality, Morty!
— Rick telling Morty about squirrels

Posted by: Morty's Mind Blowers - at June 14, 2025 08:15 AM (MsrgL)

147 125 For the first time ever, one of my children has sent me a Father's Day gift.

Wow.

I really like his wife. He would never of thought of doing that.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 14, 2025 08:05 AM (ZmEVT)

Congratulations!

Posted by: m at June 14, 2025 08:15 AM (CQE5S)

148 DC celebrations and possible disruptions ..... Reuters

https://www.youtube.com/live/HEq8_ZZfhRg

Posted by: Ciampino - have fun with snup at June 14, 2025 08:16 AM (sPQoU)

149 131. If I were to choose a place to send the Palestinians it would be Ireland, just because those assholes deserve them.
Posted by: Tom Servo

It seems they do - 🫣😭

The Irish Times
Number of Palestinians seeking asylum in Ireland rises eight-fold
Israel must respect that ‘Ireland is for Irish people and Palestine is for Palestinians’, says Palestinian ambassador to Ireland
Feb. 7, 2025

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 14, 2025 08:17 AM (NFX2v)

150 ace has several of the Egyptians-vs-Intifada-cosplayers posted here:

https://nitter.net/aceofspadeshq

Posted by: m at June 14, 2025 08:17 AM (CQE5S)

151 140 I'm thinking we could move the "Palestinians" to somewhere like Somalia. After all, they're suffering from a lack of low IQ people since they keep getting sent to the US.
Posted by: NR Pax

...since they keep getting sent to the US...
There's the huge flaw.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 14, 2025 08:19 AM (NFX2v)

152 > For the first time ever, one of my children has sent me a Father's Day gift.
--------
Me too. My son, who will text me most of the time for events, sent a card and a present. An "ammo case" styled container with cutouts for single and double stacked handgun magazines. Holds a dozen.

It's full.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 14, 2025 08:20 AM (Q4IgG)

153 Nood. Coffee is served.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at June 14, 2025 08:24 AM (9/wDe)

154 143 "How do you pronounce "RDNZL"?
Posted by: m"

It appears your transmission has a "Z" gear.
I'd have a mechanic look it over.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 14, 2025 08:24 AM (DsA2n)

155 153 Nood. Coffee is served.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at June 14, 2025 08:24 AM (9/wDe)

We are not worthy.

Posted by: m at June 14, 2025 08:24 AM (CQE5S)

156 154 143 "How do you pronounce "RDNZL"?
Posted by: m"

It appears your transmission has a "Z" gear.
I'd have a mechanic look it over.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 14, 2025 08:24 AM (DsA2n)

hahahahaha

Posted by: m at June 14, 2025 08:25 AM (CQE5S)

157
"By Allah, these people really hate the Jews!" - Palestinians in Ireland

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 14, 2025 08:26 AM (QnmlO)

158 I shouldn't be up yet but see if I can find any coffee

Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2025 08:26 AM (+qU29)

159 Red Nezzle

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 14, 2025 08:30 AM (ZmEVT)

160 ace has several of the Egyptians-vs-Intifada-cosplayers posted here:

https://nitter.net/aceofspadeshq
Posted by: m at June 14, 2025 08:17 AM (CQE5S)

I’m laughing that the one girl thinks that because she’s recording it all on her cellphone that the world will punish Egypt for stopping their march to Gaza.

And then an Egyptian walks toward her and suddenly we’re looking at her recording legs and feet.

There’s an even funnier video further down where some people were harassing cops in Las Vegas.

Talking crap until the cops turn around and walk back towards them and then…

“That wasn’t me! I didn’t say nothing! I’m just watching.”

lol.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 14, 2025 08:31 AM (6ydKt)

161 If I were to choose a place to send the Palestinians it would be Ireland, just because those assholes deserve them.
Posted by: Tom Servo
~~~~~

https://tinyurl.com/rnnz52cm
https://tinyurl.com/2rfxrtay
https://tinyurl.com/ydb36s9a
https://tinyurl.com/3uj6z8k4

I guess we Americans deserve it too.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 14, 2025 09:06 AM (3ImbR)

162 RDNZL was the Zappa family car's license plate in the 70s.

From the webs.

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