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Is This An ONT Which I See Before Me, The Handle Towards My Hand?
Evening Horde! Been rainy down here lately, how's the weather in your neck of the woods? Everyone in Tampa is dead.
I'm Gonna Live Forever!
Anti-Aging Cocktail Extends Mouse Lifespan by About 30 PercentScientists in Europe have tested an anti-aging drug cocktail in mice and found that it extended the animals' lifespans by around 30 percent. The mice stayed healthier for longer too, with less chronic inflammation and delayed cancer onset. The two drugs are rapamycin and trametinib, which are both used to treat different types of cancer. Rapamycin is also often used to prevent organ rejection, and has shown promise in extending lifespans in animal tests. Trametinib, meanwhile, has been shown to extend the lifespan of fruit flies, but whether that worked in larger animals remained to be seen. So for a new study, a research team led by scientists from the Max Planck Institute in Germany investigated how both drugs, on their own and together, could extend lifespan in mice.Huh. Maybe soon it will be normal to live to be over 100. The article says that there are quality-of-life benefits too.
Fail! 31 Hysterical Fails From Last Week
Crime Spree Florida Man Convicted For Pretending To Be Flight Attendant To Take 120 Free Flights
Some people pay for their flights with money. Some use travel card reward points. Others use frequent-flyer miles. Apparently, though, if you use "pretending to be a flight attendant" to get free flights, that's a crime? You wouldn't think that would be the case, but a federal jury just convicted Florida's Tiron Alexander for doing exactly that, finding him guilty on charges of wire fraud and entering into a secure area of an airport by false pretenses. According to the Department of Justice, Alexander took 34 free flights on one airline but booked more than 120 flights before he was caught. So, how did he do it? He used airline web portals meant for pilots and flight attendants and then provided false "employer, date of hire, and badge number information." He also varied which airlines he claimed to work for, using about 30 different badge numbers across seven airlines. He also posed as a flight attendant on three other airlines. Perhaps most surprisingly, he was able to keep his scheme going for six years, beginning in 2018 and continuing through 2024, when he was ultimately caught. That means he flew for free, taking more than 100 flights, for six years, and no one noticed until just last year.Pretty slick.
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Fight! Fight! Fight! Historians dispute Bayeux tapestry penis tally after lengthy debate
In a historical spat that could be subtitled “1066 with knobs on”, two medieval experts are engaged in a battle over how many male genitalia are embroidered into the Bayeux tapestry.Whichever one of them winds up being right will be the cock-of-the-walk.
The Oxford professor George Garnett drew worldwide interest six years ago when he announced he had totted up 93 penises stitched into the embroidered account of the Norman conquest of England. According to Garnett, 88 of the male appendages are attached to horses and the remainder to human figures. Now, the historian and Bayeux tapestry scholar Dr Christopher Monk – known as the Medieval Monk – believes he has found a 94th.
Dem Bones, Dem Bones, Dem Dry Bones A Royal Skeleton in the Chapel
In June 1925 a sarcophagus was discovered in Dorset’s Sherborne Abbey and widely reported to be that of ‘Ethelbert’, a ninth-century king of Wessex. Decades of speculation followed, before, in 1952, the Royal Commission on the Historical Monuments of England dated the sarcophagus to the 13th century. This should have laid the issue to rest – but the tradition is still alive and well today. Æthelberht and his brother Æthelbald, both now overshadowed by their younger sibling Ælfred (‘the Great’Pretty big fight over some old bones. Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by poop:, were the third and second sons of Æthelwulf, king of Wessex. Both ruled briefly and relatively uneventfully in the mid-ninth century. The Anglo-Saxon Chronicle records that Æthelbald was buried ‘at Sherborne’, and Ælfred’s biographer, Asser, wrote that when Æthelberht too ‘went the way of all flesh’, he was ‘interred in honorable wise at Sherborne, by the side of his brother’. This much is rarely disputed.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: mindful webworker - isn't it loverly at June 12, 2025 10:00 PM (8FAaQ)
Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2025 10:00 PM (+qU29)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 12, 2025 10:01 PM (xdggF)
Posted by: Florida Peasant at June 12, 2025 10:01 PM (Lo97M)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 12, 2025 10:01 PM (xdggF)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 12, 2025 10:01 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2025 10:01 PM (+qU29)
Posted by: gKWVE at June 12, 2025 10:02 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 12, 2025 10:02 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2025 10:02 PM (63Dwl)
PBR for short - he was the kind of guy that would stand on a table and recite Shakespeare at the top of his lungs. Hell of a guy. RIP PBR.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 12, 2025 10:02 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 12, 2025 10:03 PM (SRRAx)
Ha!
Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 12, 2025 10:03 PM (rd+R0)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2025 10:04 PM (ME42v)
Is it bourbon and Diet Coke? Because, if so, I am all over that.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 12, 2025 10:04 PM (l3YAf)
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It's called Bourbon.
Bourbon.
Let that sink in.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 12, 2025 10:04 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2025 10:05 PM (ME42v)
"1 hour before the strikes Pentagon Pizza Report
@PenPizzaReport 2h
As of 6:59pm ET nearly all pizza establishments nearby the Pentagon have experienced a HUGE surge in activity."
So all those pizza buyer KNEW the big Iran attack was coming? Maybe, kinda like how so many make the right stock choices in advance?
Posted by: illiniwek at June 12, 2025 10:05 PM (vbXSk)
Now you know how Texas Republicans feel about Cornyn
Posted by: gKWVE at June 12, 2025 10:05 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: mikeski at June 12, 2025 10:06 PM (DgGvY)
There's one papyrus scroll showing a scribe determining if the hand-count matches the penis-count.
Posted by: Dr. T at June 12, 2025 10:06 PM (jGGMD)
Posted by: Methos at June 12, 2025 10:06 PM (Dnobf)
Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 12, 2025 10:06 PM (rd+R0)
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It's called Bourbon.
Bourbon.
Let that sink in.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
If it produces bourbon, I think you call it a "tap," not a sink.
Posted by: mikeski at June 12, 2025 10:07 PM (DgGvY)
That's not normal.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2025 10:07 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: huerfano at June 12, 2025 10:07 PM (n2swS)
And damn, Italians, what are you eating?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 12, 2025 10:07 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 12, 2025 10:07 PM (Aqu9a)
590 586 570 IRGC Commander Salami died.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2025 09:53 PM (ME42v)
Lt. Kielbasa MIA?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at June 12, 2025 10:00 PM (QGaXH)
This is Major Bologna.
Posted by: Information Officer at June 12, 2025 10:01 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at June 12, 2025 10:07 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: tankdemon at June 12, 2025 10:07 PM (LsP2P)
WTF is in that water???
Posted by: Diogenes at June 12, 2025 10:07 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2025 10:08 PM (AOsQT)
Is it bourbon and Diet Coke? Because, if so, I am all over that.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 12, 2025 10:04 PM (l3YAf)
Change that to Captain Morgan and Coke and you've got a deal.
Posted by: Dr. T at June 12, 2025 10:08 PM (jGGMD)
Posted by: The IDF at June 12, 2025 10:09 PM (lIgBp)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2025 10:04 PM (ME42v)
Can you imagine an Irishman in an American hospital? They'd have him on laxatives to get it to happen daily, because you must crap once a day or else!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 12, 2025 10:09 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 12, 2025 10:09 PM (WBro8)
Watching Vaush clips was humorous, because he kept shitting on Padilla and the other Dems for having such weak responses. And for immediately pivoting to "whatever you do, make sure you protest peacefully this Saturday". He's flipping out about "yes, we all know no one regrets not using violence to protest Hitler in the 30s."
Stay strapped, and get ready to point and laugh.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 12, 2025 10:09 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: mindful webworker - sandpaper at June 12, 2025 10:09 PM (8FAaQ)
I’m not opposed to this fight, I think our culture and history is pretty cool. I just want to draw attention to the fact that this is an investigation we, as a society, are paying for. These people are not producing excess grain for the village.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 12, 2025 10:09 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 12, 2025 10:09 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 12, 2025 10:09 PM (JkO4W)
"1 hour before the strikes Pentagon Pizza Report
@PenPizzaReport 2h
As of 6:59pm ET nearly all pizza establishments nearby the Pentagon have experienced a HUGE surge in activity."
I wonder bow many of those pizza places are owned by..."foreign entities"?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 12, 2025 10:10 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2025 10:08 PM (AOsQT)
Leave her Alone! yuck yuck yucckkkk
Posted by: Popeye at June 12, 2025 10:10 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Bono is made of shit at June 12, 2025 10:10 PM (WBro8)
590 586 570 IRGC Commander Salami died.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2025 09:53 PM (ME42v)
Lt. Kielbasa MIA?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at June 12, 2025 10:00 PM (QGaXH)
This is Major Bologna.
Posted by: Information Officer at June 12, 2025 10:01 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at June 12, 2025 10:07 PM (QGaXH)
Any word on Colonel Gabbagool?
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 12, 2025 10:10 PM (Aqu9a)
WTF is in that water???
Posted by: Diogenes at June 12, 2025 10:07 PM (W/lyH)
It’s a joke. The numbers increment.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 12, 2025 10:11 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at June 12, 2025 10:11 PM (MZ+PY)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 12, 2025 10:12 PM (qpyNK)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 12, 2025 10:09 PM (kpS4V)
Want to know what Navy ships are in port? Just monitor the Pizza delivery folks.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 12, 2025 10:12 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2025 10:12 PM (ME42v)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 12, 2025 10:12 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 12, 2025 10:13 PM (qpyNK)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2025 10:13 PM (ME42v)
It's the 1970's Sears catalogue men's underwear scandal all over again.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 12, 2025 10:13 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Case at June 12, 2025 10:13 PM (k7qYZ)
Whichever one of them winds up being right will be the cock-of-the-walk.
Sounds like they're doing some hard research. I hope it stands up.
Posted by: mikeski at June 12, 2025 10:13 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Mr. Guest at June 12, 2025 10:13 PM (oR3OC)
Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 12, 2025 10:13 PM (rd+R0)
OK, I laughed at "small batch."
Posted by: mikeski at June 12, 2025 10:06 PM (DgGvY)
This is exactly what we need to provide Congress. Let's take a lot of them back to their youth.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 12, 2025 10:13 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 12, 2025 10:09 PM (JkO4W)
Mr. President, we must not allow a geriatric mice gap!
Posted by: General "Buck" Turgidson at June 12, 2025 10:14 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: John McCain at June 12, 2025 10:14 PM (31Ccy)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 12, 2025 10:14 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at June 12, 2025 10:14 PM (hftn9)
Posted by: mindful webworker - sandpaper
+++
If I had to use that rustic toilet paper, I would try to only poop about once a week.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at June 12, 2025 10:14 PM (Lo97M)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 12, 2025 10:02 PM (/lPRQ)
FAFO...may get even more FAFO...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 12, 2025 10:14 PM (ynpvh)
This is the national average? There are people who poop more than 8 times a day?
What the hell are they eating?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2025 10:14 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Dr. T at June 12, 2025 10:14 PM (jGGMD)
Posted by: tankdemon at June 12, 2025 10:14 PM (LsP2P)
Obviously this is a joke, but I don’t get it.
Nobody takes 1 crap a week, every week, or 55 craps a week, every week, and lives to tell the tale.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 12, 2025 10:15 PM (l3YAf)
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This explains why the Romans looked across and said "Nope"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 12, 2025 10:15 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2025 10:15 PM (ME42v)
The blue-eyed one is a quart low.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 12, 2025 10:15 PM (qpyNK)
This is the national average? There are people who poop more than 8 times a day?
What the hell are they eating?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2025 10:14 PM (viF8m)
Taco Bell
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 12, 2025 10:15 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Mike Hunt at June 12, 2025 10:15 PM (1RZQV)
Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 12, 2025 10:15 PM (rd+R0)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 12, 2025 10:15 PM (lIgBp)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 12, 2025 10:09 PM
***
Yep. Called it in last night's ONT.
Posted by: TRex at June 12, 2025 10:15 PM (cCn4/)
Posted by: Dr. T at June 12, 2025 10:06 PM (jGGMD)
The Egyptians invented double entry bookkeeping?
Posted by: Kindltot at June 12, 2025 10:16 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: runner at June 12, 2025 10:16 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: tankdemon at June 12, 2025 10:16 PM (LsP2P)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2025 10:17 PM (ME42v)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 12, 2025 10:15 PM (lIgBp)
Yes--Tehran Bob
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 12, 2025 10:17 PM (ynpvh)
Whichever one of them winds up being right will be the cock-of-the-walk.
Sounds like they're doing some hard research. I hope it stands up.
Posted by: mikeski at June 12, 2025 10:13 PM (DgGvY)
I don't know, they'll need a pretty big staff to pull it off.
Posted by: Dr. T at June 12, 2025 10:17 PM (jGGMD)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 12, 2025 10:17 PM (gLikB)
Posted by: Case at June 12, 2025 10:13 PM (k7qYZ)
Oh crap, I had a coupon and was letting it get down to 1/8th of a tank before refilling!
Well, at least my diesel is full. Maybe I’ll drive that this weekend.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 12, 2025 10:17 PM (l3YAf)
Thank You and No questions at this time...
Posted by: IDF at June 12, 2025 10:17 PM (FDlb9)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2025 10:17 PM (ME42v)
Posted by: o'mikeski at June 12, 2025 10:17 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 12, 2025 10:18 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: four seasons at June 12, 2025 10:18 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not at June 12, 2025 10:18 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 12, 2025 10:18 PM (gLikB)
Good point, I was only thinking of the "Hate America First" Americans, but like those celebrating 9/11 in America at the time, there are plenty of enemy foreigners within our borders, especially those near DC.
But not sure if those domestic foreign entities would have been the ones ordering pizza before the attacks. They did not know?
Posted by: illiniwek at June 12, 2025 10:18 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 12, 2025 10:18 PM (Aqu9a)
I think that the time for His Terrible Swift Sword is upon us.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at June 12, 2025 10:18 PM (m/atT)
584 Reporter sez Tabriz was hit. At first I thought he said Debris.
Posted by: Dig gp Must
Maybe they hit it twice?
Posted by: mikeski watches the rubble bounce at June 12, 2025 10:19 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 12, 2025 10:19 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 12, 2025 10:19 PM (/lPRQ)
The blue-eyed one is a quart low.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 12, 2025 10:15 PM (qpyNK)
*nods approvingly*
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 12, 2025 10:19 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 12, 2025 10:19 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 12, 2025 10:19 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 12, 2025 10:19 PM (ULPxl)
Maybe global warming is real.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 12, 2025 10:17 PM (gLikB)
Only at the Iranian nuke sites...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 12, 2025 10:20 PM (ynpvh)
The Democrats Suck So bad !!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Mike Hunt at June 12, 2025 10:20 PM (FDlb9)
590 586 570 IRGC Commander Salami died.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2025 09:53 PM (ME42v)
Lt. Kielbasa MIA?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at June 12, 2025 10:00 PM (QGaXH)
This is Major Bologna.
Posted by: Information Officer at June 12, 2025 10:01 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at June 12, 2025 10:07 PM (QGaXH)
Any word on Colonel Gabbagool?
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 12, 2025 10:10 PM (Aqu9a)
-
The wurst is yet to come!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 12, 2025 10:20 PM (BzP/F)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 12, 2025 10:20 PM (fAMPp)
For real. I was going to say, on the occasional 3-poop backlog day for me, things are a little worn out by the time all the paperwork is done. I can't imagine averaging 6+. Their bung-holes must have calluses like an African bushman's foot.
Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at June 12, 2025 10:20 PM (ERYKL)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
Happy Birthday
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 12, 2025 10:20 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2025 10:20 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 12, 2025 10:21 PM (rvwwT)
Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2025 10:21 PM (+qU29)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 12, 2025 10:21 PM (2J/Lj)
Thank You and No questions at this time...
Posted by: IDF
have fun
Posted by: n at June 12, 2025 10:21 PM (Vgf7H)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2025 10:22 PM (ME42v)
Or, like, if you wanted to spend some money on a sports car, and could get a new American or classic whatever, what would you do? I’m really torn.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 12, 2025 10:22 PM (l3YAf)
Only the parts with mullahs, IRGC, and nuclear scientists.
The IDF's new exploding goats were a big hit.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 12, 2025 10:22 PM (Yqpb4)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 12, 2025 10:22 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: S
not enough manpower for gaza, no way to do iran
Posted by: n at June 12, 2025 10:22 PM (Vgf7H)
Glad I'm not the only one in a divided house.
Wife and daughter are liberal. One son is raging lefty. Other son I think leans right, but not to my extent.
If it weren't for all of you in the grey rectangles, I would seethe daily.
Posted by: Weak Geek at June 12, 2025 10:22 PM (p/isN)
Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2025 10:23 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn.
Riots ongoing, so that doesn't count. Iran getting parts of its country remodeled is new.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 12, 2025 10:23 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: bradc at June 12, 2025 10:23 PM (2HoCb)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 12, 2025 10:23 PM (fAMPp)
What are those, UNIX temperatures???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 12, 2025 10:19 PM (ULPxl)
But the "feels like" temp is only 15,445,818,000,000,000 degrees...
So a temp almost immediately after the Big Bang...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 12, 2025 10:23 PM (ynpvh)
Or, like, if you wanted to spend some money on a sports car, and could get a new American or classic whatever, what would you do? I’m really torn.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 12, 2025 10:22 PM (l3YAf)
Hell, I bought a Mustang 5.0 brand new back in '91 and had to special order it in manual. Waited 6 weeks to get it. But it sure was sweet.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at June 12, 2025 10:24 PM (m/atT)
Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2025 10:24 PM (+qU29)
Posted by: gKWVE at June 12, 2025 10:24 PM (gKWVE)
according to the nets.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 12, 2025 10:24 PM (rvwwT)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at June 12, 2025 10:25 PM (m/atT)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 12, 2025 10:03 PM (SRRAx)
Another screechy Congresscritter had a public meltdown and got cuffed and stuffed.
Let's hope he catches federal assault-on-an-officer charges like his peer, McIver.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 12, 2025 10:25 PM (qpyNK)
Best of luck to her son.
Army Strong!
Posted by: Diogenes
Thank you D...I will pass it on. Good kid. Patriotic Like his hot Mom. I'm a lucky man.
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at June 12, 2025 10:25 PM (hftn9)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2025 10:25 PM (ME42v)
The ((())) have started WWIII! Rejoice!
=====
Tucker Carlson Joe Rogan Daryl Cooper Jake Shields Richard Falk Francesca Albanese Antonio Gutierres is that you?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 12, 2025 10:25 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 12, 2025 10:26 PM (fAMPp)
Posted by: illiniwek at June 12, 2025 10:18 PM (vbXSk)
My thinking was pizza sales at the Pentagon is a big indicator. I'd be surprised if say, China doesn't have a way to track this. What better way than to run one?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 12, 2025 10:26 PM (W/lyH)
This is the national average? There are people who poop more than 8 times a day?
What the hell are they eating?
Posted by: JackStraw
At that frequency, it's what's eating them.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 12, 2025 10:26 PM (TfUTr)
He shoulda put the garbage can in a garbage can...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Trulyn't a bad idea.
Posted by: mikeski read the content at June 12, 2025 10:27 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 12, 2025 10:27 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Some Rat at June 12, 2025 10:27 PM (TfUTr)
And the TSA and related agencies took 6 years to pick up on this. In that amount of time, what other illegal actions could have been taken? Even terroristic ones?
I'm curious as to what the hanging thread was that got the guy caught. 100 times, not a problem, but boy howdy, the 101st was too many?
Posted by: Another Anon at June 12, 2025 10:28 PM (4h45B)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
Happy Birthday
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
How 'bout on this day ... more than 7 years ago?
Posted by: Adriane the Monday Critic on Thursday . . . with a Day Old Camel. . . at June 12, 2025 10:28 PM (cfyxU)
Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 12, 2025 10:28 PM (rd+R0)
Posted by: Boss Moss
Too many 'taters will stop you right up.
Posted by: o'mikeski at June 12, 2025 10:17 PM (DgGvY)
Cheese packets from MREs have entered the chat.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 12, 2025 10:28 PM (W/lyH)
according to the nets.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
That's unusually specific. So there's an EV muscle car with a manual?
Posted by: mikeski shifts to 48th ampere at June 12, 2025 10:29 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 12, 2025 10:29 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: illiniwek at June 12, 2025 10:18 PM (vbXSk)
My thinking was pizza sales at the Pentagon is a big indicator. I'd be surprised if say, China doesn't have a way to track this. What better way than to run one?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 12, 2025 10:26 PM (W/lyH)
I bet it happened because of some late night planning for Saturday's parade. Either that, or somebody snuck in a beer truck and it's time to Party!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 12, 2025 10:29 PM (S/Y4j)
Unless the designer confused a man with a horse, that's a scabbard (or something else). That, Sir, is no penis. Even Madeline Kahn would be alarmed.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 12, 2025 10:29 PM (gLikB)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 12, 2025 10:29 PM (ynpvh)
Well. Shit.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 12, 2025 10:29 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: Boss Moss
Too many 'taters will stop you right up.
Posted by: o'mikeski at June 12, 2025 10:17 PM (DgGvY)
Cheese packets from MREs have entered the chat.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 12, 2025 10:28 PM (W/lyH)
Meals Rejected by Ethiopians.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 12, 2025 10:30 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2025 10:30 PM (ME42v)
Posted by: Diogenes
OK ... could be, idk. I don't really like welcoming in foreigners to run BigCorp or SmallPizza in our own country. But Trump likes these foreigners "investing" inside America (including Saudis and Qatar). And Trump likes the idea of Chinses (CCP) students ... not sure what game he is playing, or how it works out.
Posted by: illiniwek at June 12, 2025 10:30 PM (vbXSk)
Well. Shit.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 12, 2025 10:29 PM (mT+6a)
Can we send you bourbon via DoorDash???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 12, 2025 10:30 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 12, 2025 10:30 PM (fAMPp)
Cadillac CT5 v Blackwing.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2025 10:31 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2025 10:31 PM (ME42v)
Well. Shit.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 12, 2025 10:29 PM (mT+6a)
***
Switch to Irish.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 12, 2025 10:32 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Boss Moss
That was "neighbor observed, just now."
I hope whoever took the screenshot called 911 next, because his neighbor was having a seizure.
Posted by: mikeski at June 12, 2025 10:32 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 12, 2025 10:33 PM (oxZ9r)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 12, 2025 10:33 PM (rvwwT)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 12, 2025 10:30 PM (fAMPp)
What non US Controlled air defenses does Iraq even have?
Not much I'd bet.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 12, 2025 10:33 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
I don't think Tampa has ever had a day over 100 F.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 12, 2025 10:33 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2025 10:31 PM (ME42v)
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Sorry. Didn't notice until now.
/waves back
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 12, 2025 10:33 PM (BzP/F)
Posted by: tankdemon
In Soviet Russia, Taco Bell shits you!!
Posted by: Tonypete at June 12, 2025 10:33 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Weak Geek at June 12, 2025 10:33 PM (p/isN)
Posted by: banana Dream at June 12, 2025 10:33 PM (cduTK)
according to the nets.
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You can still get a Cadillac Black Wing CT4-V or CT5-V with (get this) a manual transmission.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 12, 2025 10:33 PM (Q4IgG)
it is going over irzq, no air defenses to do anything
Posted by: n at June 12, 2025 10:34 PM (Vgf7H)
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at June 12, 2025 10:34 PM (hftn9)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 12, 2025 10:34 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Mar
some way to get the transmission without the other bits?
Posted by: n at June 12, 2025 10:34 PM (Vgf7H)
AND comin' off the line when the light turns green
she blows 'em outta the water like you never seen
I'm gettin' pushed outta shape, and it's hard to steer
when I get rubber in all four gears
Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2025 10:34 PM (AOsQT)
Israel Radar
@IsraelRadar_com
15m
5th wave of strikes in western Iran is underway, Ynet reports; Israel estimates: War vs Iran will continue for at least 2 weeks.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 12, 2025 10:35 PM (BzP/F)
Posted by: Cowboyneal - the Other Jewish Carpenter at June 12, 2025 10:35 PM (/jWPx)
Not just a manual. A Tremec.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2025 10:35 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2025 10:35 PM (ME42v)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 12, 2025 10:29 PM (S/Y4j)
They deployed US Troops to Los A... and the riots are spreading nationally.
Pentagon BETTER damn well be paying attention to what is going on.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 12, 2025 10:36 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Adriane the Monday Critic on Thursday . . . with a Day Old Camel. . . at June 12, 2025 10:36 PM (cfyxU)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2025 10:37 PM (ME42v)
It's the huge downtown concrete heat island that is the problem. Move to the Tampa suburbs and the worst-case summer temp will be only 99F. But with a heat index of 129F due to the humidity. So only some of the people in your suburb, not all, will die. You may not die!
Posted by: Gref at June 12, 2025 10:37 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2025 10:37 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
It's tragic. Iraqis think the Iranians are assholes. The Iranians think the Iraqis are assholes. They're both right and yet they fight.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not at June 12, 2025 10:38 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: runner at June 12, 2025 10:38 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Adriane the Monday Critic on Thursday . . . with a Day Old Camel. . . at June 12, 2025 10:36 PM (cfyxU)
I had Pussy Galore.
Posted by: Bond, James Bond at June 12, 2025 10:38 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Captain Obvious. Laird o' the Sea at June 12, 2025 10:39 PM (6YdsJ)
Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2025 10:37 PM (AOsQT)
The sliced the Salami.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 12, 2025 10:39 PM (ynpvh)
Not just a manual. A Tremec.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2025 10:35 PM (viF8m)
Had a 2013 LT2 Camaro... 330 Hps with a 6 speed Manual Tranny.... had to keep the revs up and drive it like a Porsche... but was fun to drive...
But... was a crappy transmission. Even after being in the shop twice, second gear became problematic... so I sold her... but had almost 100K miles on it... had used it while doing IT Consulting all over the Calif Central Valley.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 12, 2025 10:39 PM (mP0Kj)
The Democrats Suck So bad !!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Mike Hunt at June 12, 2025 10:20 PM (FDlb9)
Wasn't that the exact line they used for Trump sending in the Guard to clownifornia or is that the joke?
Posted by: ... at June 12, 2025 10:39 PM (E0p3T)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 12, 2025 10:29 PM (RIvkX)
That sounds on point. It’s the heat and humidity. It’s possible to breathe in Las Vegas when it’s 117 out. Try that in Mississippi, I dare ya.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 12, 2025 10:40 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: JackStraw
Does cadillac count as a muscle car? idk
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
What defines "muscle car?" Does it have to use a 50-plus-year-old model name? Would it count if they called it a Firebird instead of a Blackwing? Pontiac is mort.....
Posted by: mikeski at June 12, 2025 10:40 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 12, 2025 10:40 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Gref at June 12, 2025 10:40 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2025 10:41 PM (ME42v)
Posted by: Count de Monet
It's a door stop and a friz-bee.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 12, 2025 10:41 PM (mlg/3)
In This Day in History:
Israel whacks Iran, most severely. The mullahs and IRGS are likely on the edge of doom, as they have no defense against Israel, no proxies left, and potentially face Trumpus Magnus, instead Kammie the Kow.
Sen (appointed, not elected, then re-elected) Alex Padilla learns that the appropriate, civilized, behavior in Press Conferences also applies to him, as it applies to all civilized people.
An Air India 787 went down, seconds after take-off, with only one survivor. At least one commenter, on the local news, mentions that the video shows the 787's landing gear was still down (should have been up) and flaps were up (should still have been down to generate sufficient lift). Were the engines still running?
Unconnectedly(?), very recently the Indians whacked a whole bunch of militants in Pakistan for killing a bunch of Indian civilians, and the Pakistanis ...
If the cause(s) of the crash are linked to sabotage by militants, then an implicit link exists to Pakistan. I do not think a nuclear response by India will happen immediately, but, by comparison the Gazans may decide they aren't suffering THAT much ... and a nuclear exchange is now close.
Posted by: Arbalest at June 12, 2025 10:42 PM (FlRtG)
Not just a manual. A Tremec.
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It's got a clutch peddle. And a shifter. I'm in.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 12, 2025 10:42 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Count de Monet
It's a door stop and a friz-bee.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 12, 2025 10:41 PM (mlg/3)
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Sharp dough edge ninja pizza.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 12, 2025 10:42 PM (BzP/F)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 12, 2025 10:33 PM (/lPRQ)
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It was the humidity too
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 12, 2025 10:43 PM (RIvkX)
Another screechy Congresscritter had a public meltdown and got cuffed and stuffed.
Let's hope he catches federal assault-on-an-officer charges like his peer, McIver.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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How little does it matter who th represents the great state of California in the US Senate? I literally found out today that Alex Padilla is the other US Senator from my state (the primary miscreant being Adam Schiff).
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 12, 2025 10:43 PM (YDQ9Q)
Israel on the second wave of strikes. Trump will protect Israel from Iranian missiles, if they even get the chance to launch.
Trump will remake the Middle East in ways that libs never could.
Posted by: Diabeetus at June 12, 2025 10:43 PM (SawFp)
So Ireland and Iceland are two very drunk , very constipated countries
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 12, 2025 10:43 PM (akw+7)
I don't think Tampa has ever had a day over 100 F.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
But what's the doo point?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2025 10:43 PM (63Dwl)
It was in the 80s. Pleasant. Nicer than spring where I lived at the time. The building aircon broke and I didn’t even notice. Most people went home due to dangerous temps.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 12, 2025 10:43 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Count de Monet
It's a door stop and a friz-bee.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 12, 2025 10:41 PM (mlg/3)
If we had Pizza Night while Underway on US Navy ships, we always put out more Peanut butter and Jelly for samiches...
Lets just say, it was not a treat.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 12, 2025 10:43 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2025 10:44 PM (ME42v)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 12, 2025 10:44 PM (rvwwT)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 12, 2025 10:44 PM (rvwwT)
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Moldova (which sucks) and Macedonia.
Posted by: Captain Obvious. Laird o' the Sea at June 12, 2025 10:44 PM (6YdsJ)
Posted by: runner at June 12, 2025 10:45 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: SamIam at June 12, 2025 10:45 PM (oasF3)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2025 10:45 PM (ME42v)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 12, 2025 10:29 PM (S/Y4j)
They deployed US Troops to Los A... and the riots are spreading nationally.
Pentagon BETTER damn well be paying attention to what is going on.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 12, 2025 10:36 PM (mP0Kj)
I think they should do the mass orders at random intervals, so it cannot be useful.
My attempt at a joke, this time, failed. Oh, well.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 12, 2025 10:45 PM (S/Y4j)
I just know 55/week is insane, and so is 2/week
Posted by: Otto Pen at June 12, 2025 10:46 PM (sJHOI)
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Cadillac, via GM has been supplying race engines for IMSA (sports car GT) and is running several Prototype cars powered by GM/Cadillac engines in various series... including the 24 Hours of LeMans this weekend.
And then, there's the Corvette derivatives.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 12, 2025 10:46 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 12, 2025 10:46 PM (/lPRQ)
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I don't think it will be that long. This regime has been teetering for a while and lacks popular support.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 12, 2025 10:46 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 12, 2025 10:29 PM (RIvkX)
I worked for NASA in Houston and made a number of summertime business trips to Cape Canaveral. Flying in and out of Orlando. The Orlando-Cape Canaveral area always seemed much more heat and humidity-miserable than Houston to me.
Posted by: Gref at June 12, 2025 10:46 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: runner at June 12, 2025 10:46 PM (g47mK)
I know it's a bit of curve but check it out.
6.2 liter supercharged 670 HP handbuilt V-8. Tremec manual. 0 - 60 in under 4 seconds with a manual.
It makes the current Mustang its bi .., little friend.
It's a freaking beast.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2025 10:47 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 12, 2025 10:48 PM (fAMPp)
My attempt at a joke, this time, failed. Oh, well.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 12, 2025 10:45 PM (S/Y4j)
That's actually a good idea and possibly one in somebody's list for strategic deception.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 12, 2025 10:48 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 12, 2025 10:43 PM (RIvkX)
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I visited my sister in Tampa a few weeks ago and I constantly felt like I needed a shower.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2025 10:48 PM (q8Jo4)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 12, 2025 10:49 PM (rvwwT)
And then, there's the Corvette derivatives.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 12, 2025 10:46 PM (Q4IgG)
They’re also trying to get into Formula 1, teaming up with Andretti racing.
But the powers that be are denying them entry - closed shop
Posted by: browndog remembers Jimmy Clarke at June 12, 2025 10:50 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: runner
Good news, everyone. You're going to get your 79 virgins sooner than expected!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not at June 12, 2025 10:50 PM (L/fGl)
It was in the 80s. Pleasant. Nicer than spring where I lived at the time. The building aircon broke and I didn’t even notice. Most people went home due to dangerous temps.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 12, 2025 10:43 PM (l3YAf)
"The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco."
--Mark Twain (He probably never said this, but it does get attributed to him.)
Posted by: tankdemon at June 12, 2025 10:50 PM (LsP2P)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 12, 2025 10:50 PM (akw+7)
Posted by: runner at June 12, 2025 10:50 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: runner at June 12, 2025 10:46 PM (g47mK)
While holding up a copy of the day's NYTimes.
Posted by: RickZ at June 12, 2025 10:51 PM (gKDq2)
Israel on the second wave of strikes. Trump will protect Israel from Iranian missiles, if they even get the chance to launch.
Trump will remake the Middle East in ways that libs never could.
Posted by: Diabeetus
Meanwhile the newly appointed District Court branch of the Federal government continues it's relentless absorption of the Executive branch. The latest district court nonsense is President Trump can't use the national guard to quell an insurrection in California. Next up a district court will approve California seceding from the United States.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 12, 2025 10:51 PM (NXz8h)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 12, 2025 10:48 PM (fAMPp)
How many states have been suing OrangeManBad (pt 2) for being Orange and Bad? I'd guess CA, OR, WA, NY, IL, CO and several others including some we wouldn't expect.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 12, 2025 10:51 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: illiniwek at June 12, 2025 10:51 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2025 10:51 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: yop at June 12, 2025 10:51 PM (RKj5x)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 12, 2025 10:51 PM (fAMPp)
Posted by: azjaeger at June 12, 2025 10:52 PM (3/XaG)
We'll see on the 14th... there are rumors of them hiring protesters for $200 a day to protest that day... multiple reports.
Pallets of bricks are being put in place.
They will attempt to cause chaos on Flag Day... on Father's Day... and on Trump's birthday...
Three things the Left hates.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 12, 2025 10:52 PM (mP0Kj)
I worked for NASA in Houston and made a number of summertime business trips to Cape Canaveral. Flying in and out of Orlando. The Orlando-Cape Canaveral area always seemed much more heat and humidity-miserable than Houston to me.
Posted by: Gref
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“If you throw a brick, a firebomb, or point a gun at one of our deputies, we will be notifying your family where to collect your remains at,” he thundered. “Because we will kill you, graveyard dead. We’re NOT gonna play.”
- Brevard County (Space Coast) Sheriff
It could be a hot summer.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 12, 2025 10:52 PM (/lPRQ)
THEN, don't patent it so the govt. can't dip in and pass it onto a third party for universal manufacturing. Instead, YOU control who gets it. You'd end up being a local St. Peter at the Gate.
"Who'd you want to win the Super Bowl?....sorry, excluded."
"Who'd you vote for last election? Really? Keep walking."
"So let me get this right. You're a Billionaire who wants to enjoy your life much longer due to it being so wonderful? Ever do a rip chord with a can of Old Swill? No? You're wasting your time....see yah."
Posted by: Orson at June 12, 2025 10:52 PM (dIske)
Posted by: runner at June 12, 2025 10:52 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2025 10:52 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 12, 2025 10:53 PM (BzP/F)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not at June 12, 2025 10:50 PM (L/fGl)
Who the hell are you? I only said 72!
Posted by: Allah at June 12, 2025 10:53 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: runner at June 12, 2025 10:46 PM (g47mK)
While holding up a copy of the day's NYTimes.
Posted by: RickZ at June 12, 2025 10:51 PM (gKDq2)
Jerusalem's main newspaper!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 12, 2025 10:53 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2025 10:53 PM (ME42v)
according to the nets.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
That's criminal.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 12, 2025 10:53 PM (lTGtQ)
Screamer hedline: 90 DEGREES / Hottest it's been in decades
Posted by: Weak Geek at June 12, 2025 10:54 PM (p/isN)
Apparently, though, if you use "pretending to be a flight attendant" to get free flights, that's a crime? You wouldn't think that would be the case, but a federal jury just convicted Florida's Tiron Alexander for doing exactly that
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Who on earth would not think that was a crime?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 12, 2025 10:55 PM (uz6ub)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 12, 2025 10:49 PM (rvwwT)
What color smoke when they choose the new Ayatollah?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 12, 2025 10:55 PM (ynpvh)
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I don't think it will be that long. This regime has been teetering for a while and lacks popular support.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 12, 2025 10:46 PM (RIvkX)
Did Isreal get Iran to agree to this schedule?
Posted by: tankdemon at June 12, 2025 10:55 PM (LsP2P)
"Don't believe everything you see on the internet." -Abraham Lincoln
I suspect if those are real responses to a survey, there was a problem in translating the question in multiple languages, and the responders were actually reporting the number of eels in their hovercraft.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 12, 2025 10:55 PM (oxZ9r)
Posted by: runner at June 12, 2025 10:55 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2025 10:55 PM (ME42v)
Screamer hedline: 90 DEGREES / Hottest it's been in decades
Posted by: Weak Geek at June 12, 2025 10:54 PM (p/isN)
If that's Celsius, then yes.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 12, 2025 10:55 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 12, 2025 10:55 PM (fAMPp)
This regime has been teetering for a while and lacks popular support.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Haven't we heard that before?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2025 10:55 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 12, 2025 10:43 PM (YDQ9Q)
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This is what a one-party apparatus calls "leadership."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 12, 2025 10:55 PM (RIvkX)
Screamer hedline: 90 DEGREES / Hottest it's been in decades
Posted by: Weak Geek at June 12, 2025 10:54 PM (p/isN)
If that's Celsius, then yes.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 12, 2025 10:55 PM (ynpvh)
LOL
194F would be Not Good.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 12, 2025 10:56 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: azjaeger at June 12, 2025 10:56 PM (3/XaG)
But the powers that be are denying them entry - closed shop
Posted by: browndog remembers Jimmy Clarke
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I think... Andretti has finally gotten the deal done. They needed a couple billion more to pay off the F1 dicks.
And GM, AFAIK doesn't have a motor (currently) that meets FIA specs. So....
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 12, 2025 10:57 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 12, 2025 10:55 PM (ynpvh)
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Whatever color smoke the old one gives off.
Sounds like incoming are imminent. They also said that 1-2 hours ago.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 12, 2025 10:57 PM (BzP/F)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 12, 2025 10:57 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 12, 2025 10:55 PM (ynpvh)
What color is 'Death To America!'?
Posted by: RickZ at June 12, 2025 10:57 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2025 10:55 PM (63Dwl)
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This time, I'm serious.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 12, 2025 10:57 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 12, 2025 10:58 PM (fY84s)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2025 10:58 PM (ME42v)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 12, 2025 10:43 PM (YDQ9Q)
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This is what a one-party apparatus calls "leadership."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 12, 2025 10:55 PM (RIvkX)
I just realized, to my amazement, that both current Cali Senators are male. And both are white (technically in Padilla's case). Oh my!
Posted by: Gref at June 12, 2025 11:00 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 12, 2025 11:01 PM (fAMPp)
Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2025 11:01 PM (+qU29)
The Oxford professor George Garnett drew worldwide interest six years ago when he announced he had totted up 93 penises stitched into the embroidered account of the Norman conquest of England.
According to Garnett, 88 of the male appendages are attached to horses and the remainder to human figures.
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*perk*
Posted by: George RR Martin at June 12, 2025 11:02 PM (uz6ub)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 12, 2025 11:01 PM (fAMPp)
camels and sheep have more than one purpose...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 12, 2025 11:02 PM (ynpvh)
Interiors or mechanicals?
Wait..
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 12, 2025 11:03 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Weather.AI at June 12, 2025 11:03 PM (/GaVB)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 12, 2025 11:03 PM (rvwwT)
Posted by: Gref at June 12, 2025 11:04 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Weak Geek at June 12, 2025 11:04 PM (p/isN)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 12, 2025 10:55 PM (fAMPp)
Get an order to enjoin further military aid to Ukraine and see if that is respected.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 12, 2025 11:04 PM (WWpK6)
Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2025 11:04 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: azjaeger at June 12, 2025 11:05 PM (3/XaG)
If the world is lucky, this will finally spell the end of one modern history's worst most pernicious regimes.
As for war duration, this was obviously always going to be a campaign, not a "strike". Iran's a big place, and for 4 decades the regime has looted the country to build capabilities utterly unrelated to national development or interest. So it'll be quite an effort to check all the boxes.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 12, 2025 11:05 PM (1m82a)
19 seconds
Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2025 11:04 PM (AOsQT)
If I were a much younger man, I'd be more afraid of the Cougars...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 12, 2025 11:05 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Weak Geek at June 12, 2025 11:06 PM (p/isN)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 12, 2025 11:06 PM (fAMPp)
Posted by: Jim Rockford at June 12, 2025 11:06 PM (D0HYP)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2025 11:06 PM (ME42v)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 12, 2025 10:55 PM (fAMPp)
Get an order to enjoin further military aid to Ukraine and see if that is respected.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 12, 2025 11:04 PM (WWpK6)
Which of the commie judges will issue *that*?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 12, 2025 11:07 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at June 12, 2025 11:07 PM (oSeBJ)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 12, 2025 11:06 PM (fAMPp)
Watching this year's playoffs, my one word to describe the Panthers: Relentless.
Posted by: Gref at June 12, 2025 11:08 PM (aBgBM)
I suppose its more harmless than most of the things academics get a cushy life to do, but can YOU imagine your life's focus being counting penises in a tapestry from 1068 or whatever? Makes collecting bottle caps seem like really important work
Posted by: azjaeger
Beanie Babies
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2025 11:08 PM (63Dwl)
aren't you rooting for the Americans?
Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2025 11:08 PM (AOsQT)
::: Thinking of COVID :::
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 12, 2025 11:08 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 12, 2025 11:08 PM (FPGXM)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not at June 12, 2025 11:09 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 12, 2025 11:09 PM (fAMPp)
Posted by: azjaeger at June 12, 2025 11:05 PM (3/XaG)
I think it’s pretty based. We had the choice between feeding starving Africans and counting penises on a rug, and we chose this.
I mean, of course, we’re still feeding a lot of Africans. But we’re also like “Let’s get to the bottom of this penis mystery..”
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 12, 2025 11:09 PM (l3YAf)
Constipated.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 12, 2025 11:08 PM (FPGXM)
Macedonia?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 12, 2025 11:10 PM (ynpvh)
IDF puts a missile right into an enemy's apartment, killing him
https://x.com/DrEliDavid/status/
1933353911349321919
Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2025 11:11 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2025 11:12 PM (+qU29)
There was almost no gunfire, the fight scenes were plentiful and relatively realistic with no wire work, and there was a respectable quantity of gore splattered about.
When it was over I realised there were almost no female characters in it, with zero 95 lb. girlbosses tossing around 200 lb. stuntmen.
I liked it.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 12, 2025 11:12 PM (oxZ9r)
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But, but... we saved (mid 1970s) our bottle caps for weeks, because Pepsi and a local garden shop had a promo going for free shrub or tree with 20(?) caps-- Mom went for the limit!
Posted by: JQ at June 12, 2025 11:12 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: azjaeger at June 12, 2025 11:05 PM (3/XaG)
I think it’s pretty based. We had the choice between feeding starving Africans and counting penises on a rug, and we chose this.
I mean, of course, we’re still feeding a lot of Africans. But we’re also like “Let’s get to the bottom of this penis mystery..”
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 12, 2025 11:09 PM (l3YAf)
I was going to say, it's in Brit-land, but considering some of the *other* stupid shit we've been paying for outside the US the location doesn't mean much.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 12, 2025 11:12 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: runner at June 12, 2025 11:12 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 12, 2025 11:12 PM (fAMPp)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not at June 12, 2025 11:13 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 12, 2025 11:13 PM (rvwwT)
Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2025 11:12 PM (+qU29)
I'm waiting for "What circuit court judges? Congress fired them all."
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 12, 2025 11:14 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 12, 2025 11:14 PM (1m82a)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 12, 2025 11:15 PM (fAMPp)
https://x.com/Adi13/status/
1933328634279838161
11 sec
Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2025 11:15 PM (AOsQT)
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That's a kind of sick.
Soft kitty, warm kitty
Little ball of fur
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not at June 12, 2025 11:16 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at June 12, 2025 11:18 PM (QdGJh)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2025 11:18 PM (VE6XX)
News Flash from 1863: District judge blocks 20th Maine regiment from occupying Little Round Top.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 12, 2025 11:18 PM (QnmlO)
Posted by: azjaeger at June 12, 2025 11:05 PM (3/XaG)
I think it’s pretty based. We had the choice between feeding starving Africans and counting penises on a rug, and we chose this.
I mean, of course, we’re still feeding a lot of Africans. But we’re also like “Let’s get to the bottom of this penis mystery..”
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 12, 2025 11:09 PM (l3YAf)
Could be worse. You could be fascinated by determining
the number of transsexuals in the Pompeii dead we've unearthed, or the number of tampon dispensers in men's outhouses unearthed in the ruins of Akkad.
Posted by: Gref at June 12, 2025 11:18 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2025 11:19 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2025 11:19 PM (ME42v)
Posted by: runner at June 12, 2025 11:20 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: CNN Breaking News at June 12, 2025 11:20 PM (WYJMU)
Posted by: Coach Beulah Ballbricker at June 12, 2025 11:20 PM (Aqu9a)
Macedonian says I only crap once a week,
Italian says yeah well I crap 8 times a day!
Portuguese bartender says "I'm upwind!"
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 12, 2025 11:21 PM (rvwwT)
https://x.com/Adi13/status/
1933328634279838161
11 sec
Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2025 11:15 PM (AOsQT)
Holy Fireballs, Batman! What were those munitions?
Posted by: Gref at June 12, 2025 11:21 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2025 11:18 PM (VE6XX)
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Biden's Dog commented above...from the shelter.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 12, 2025 11:21 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 12, 2025 11:21 PM (fAMPp)
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Gee, I hope that $2 Billion in cash that Obama sent them is safe.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 12, 2025 11:21 PM (XeU6L)
BREAKING: Iran's Supreme Leader Khamenei warns Israel faces 'bitter and painful' fate - Full statement:
"At dawn today, the Zionist regime extended its vile and blood-stained hand to commit a crime in our beloved country, further exposing its wicked nature by targeting residential areas. The regime must now await severe punishment.
The powerful hand of the Armed Forces of the Islamic Republic will not let them go unpunished, God willing.
In the enemy’s attacks, a number of commanders and scientists were martyred. Their successors and colleagues will immediately carry on their duties, God willing.
With this crime, the Zionist regime has prepared a bitter and painful fate for itself—and it will certainly receive it."
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 1m
IRAN DID NOT DECLARE WAR ON ISRAEL DESPITE STRIKES ON NUCLEAR FACILITIES
Posted by: andycanuck at June 12, 2025 11:21 PM (2yoRf)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 12, 2025 11:21 PM (RIvkX)
Thanks
Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2025 11:22 PM (VE6XX)
256 How little does it matter who th represents the great state of California in the US Senate? I literally found out today that Alex Padilla is the other US Senator from my state (the primary miscreant being Adam Schiff).
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 12, 2025 10:43 PM (YDQ9Q)
Yeah, Padilla. That fat baby is actually the senior senator from CA.
Posted by: George RR Martin at June 12, 2025 11:22 PM (uz6ub)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 12, 2025 11:22 PM (2yoRf)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at June 12, 2025 11:18 PM (QdGJh)
So? I only do it once or twice a month.
Posted by: Sloths at June 12, 2025 11:22 PM (ynpvh)
Friend tells me they're hitting refineries. Oooh, this is good. Iran has a refined products deficit, few refineries. Oil-export infrastructure ...... hmmmm, that would be something.
Baluchis and Azeris and Kurds, time to make your move.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 12, 2025 11:22 PM (1m82a)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 12, 2025 11:22 PM (2yoRf)
I have to refer to Cannibal Bob...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 12, 2025 11:23 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at June 12, 2025 11:18 PM (QdGJh)
Maybe it's like Joe Biden...how many times they make it to the bathroom...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 12, 2025 11:23 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 12, 2025 11:23 PM (fAMPp)
Posted by: CNN Breaking News at June 12, 2025 11:24 PM (WYJMU)
"The Iranian news agency Nour News reported that Ali Shamkhani, senior advisor to Iran's Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei and former Secretary of the Supreme National Security Council, was seriously wounded in an assassination attempt."
how seriously ?? axing for a friend...
Posted by: runner at June 12, 2025 11:24 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Rick C at June 12, 2025 11:24 PM (1zWbY)
Posted by: runner at June 12, 2025 11:20 PM (g47mK)
Iranian closed airspace is no different to Israel as a gun free zone.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 12, 2025 11:25 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2025 11:25 PM (ME42v)
Israeli official quoted as "we're just getting started", and while perfectly logical and plausible, the usual caveats apply. That is, disregard the report. It's a tiny bit better in Israel than here, but not much.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 12, 2025 11:26 PM (1m82a)
Posted by: Rick C
Gotta brush up on your hobo code.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 12, 2025 11:26 PM (mlg/3)
Posted by: Mike Hunt at June 12, 2025 11:26 PM (MqCLA)
"@CherylWroteIt
Report of the downing of 8 Iranian fighter jets in air-to-air combat with Israeli fighter jets"
Posted by: illiniwek at June 12, 2025 11:26 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Mike Hunt at June 12, 2025 11:26 PM (MqCLA)
Not enough tall buildings to throw them off...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 12, 2025 11:27 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 12, 2025 11:27 PM (PRU4V)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2025 10:53 PM (ME42v)
That'd be like $1000/day in today's dollars.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at June 12, 2025 11:27 PM (QGaXH)
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how seriously ?? axing for a friend...
Posted by: runner at June 12, 2025 11:24 PM (g47mK)
Just a flesh wound,
Hopefully of the Black Knight kind.
Posted by: RickZ at June 12, 2025 11:27 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 12, 2025 11:27 PM (1m82a)
Posted by: PG at June 12, 2025 11:28 PM (afPT4)
Posted by: GWB at June 12, 2025 11:28 PM (KoK5d)
Federal Judge from Hawaii orders Trump to enforce Iranian Airspace Closure and shoot down any IDF A/C violating the closure.
Posted by: CNN at June 12, 2025 11:28 PM (MqCLA)
Posted by: raimondo at June 12, 2025 11:28 PM (jcrLP)
ok
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 12, 2025 11:27 PM (PRU4V)
I woulda thought the French would be less with all the wine and cheese.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 12, 2025 11:28 PM (ynpvh)
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how seriously ?? axing for a friend...
Posted by: runner at June 12, 2025 11:24 PM (g47mK)
Just a flesh wound,
Hopefully of the Black Knight kind.
Posted by: RickZ at June 12, 2025 11:27 PM (gKDq2)
He's pining for the fjords...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 12, 2025 11:29 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 12, 2025 11:29 PM (fY84s)
Posted by: GWB at June 12, 2025 11:29 PM (KoK5d)
Posted by: CNN at June 12, 2025 11:30 PM (MqCLA)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
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Biggest contrast is Ulster and the rest of Ireland.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 12, 2025 11:30 PM (PRU4V)
Posted by: CNN at June 12, 2025 11:30 PM (MqCLA)
I swear, I thought they could fly!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 12, 2025 11:30 PM (ynpvh)
Macedonia?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
I think that Greece insisted that it style itself as "North Macedonia".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2025 11:30 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 12, 2025 11:31 PM (PRU4V)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
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Biggest contrast is Ulster and the rest of Ireland.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 12, 2025 11:30 PM (PRU4V)
Potatoes?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 12, 2025 11:31 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: runner at June 12, 2025 11:31 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 12, 2025 11:27 PM (ynpvh)
Wait, we can do that?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 12, 2025 11:32 PM (l3YAf)
Glad I filled my car this morning!
Which "uncle" is filling your mom right now?
Is it still $20, same as in town?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2025 11:33 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 12, 2025 11:33 PM (PRU4V)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2025 11:25 PM
I didn't know we were even dating.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 12, 2025 11:34 PM (lIgBp)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 12, 2025 11:34 PM (ULPxl)
I foresee a series of accidents happening to notables of Iran.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
I bet every one of them dropped their electronic devices as if they were hot potatoes.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2025 11:35 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2025 11:25 PM
I didn't know we were even dating.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 12, 2025 11:34 PM (lIgBp)
It's not them, it's us.
Posted by: runner at June 12, 2025 11:35 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: toby928 at June 12, 2025 11:35 PM (jc0TO)
http://tiny.cc/14tm001
Posted by: andycanuck at June 12, 2025 11:35 PM (2yoRf)
Posted by: Boss Moss
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Thought they just gave us a bunch of money and we are bff?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 12, 2025 11:35 PM (PRU4V)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 12, 2025 11:35 PM (fY84s)
Posted by: runner
The US did it in under 4 years during a world war. They've had 20 years, yes, with interruption by the US and IZ, what gives?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 12, 2025 11:36 PM (mlg/3)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2025 11:36 PM (ME42v)
==
not enough Jews ?
Posted by: runner at June 12, 2025 11:36 PM (g47mK)
Imagine my astonishment when that place became a member of NATO (or that NATO still existed, actually). Kind of sums up the stupid inertial brain-dead policies in Europe since the 90s.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 12, 2025 11:37 PM (1m82a)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 12, 2025 11:37 PM (CA3k/)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 12, 2025 11:37 PM (PRU4V)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 12, 2025 11:37 PM (rvwwT)
Posted by: illiniwek at June 12, 2025 11:38 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: runner at June 12, 2025 11:38 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 12, 2025 11:39 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 12, 2025 11:39 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2025 11:40 PM (EVFZ5)
>>"BREAKING: 9th Circuit panel grants administrative stay of Judge Breyer's ruling. This allows Trump to keep National Guard deployed for a few more days while three judge panel considers the case."
I guess rule by judges is the new hotness we are just going to have to get used to.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 12, 2025 11:40 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 12, 2025 11:21 PM (RIvkX)
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From the kitchen. Still haven't needed to head down to the shelter.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 12, 2025 11:40 PM (BzP/F)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2025 11:25 PM
Honestly, it's about damn time this happened. We set up shop in Qatar with really the second invasion of Iraq. Qatar funds many universities in the US, quelle surprise, just like the Saudis fund many mosques in the US. Getting the US out of Qatar is, IMO, a good move.
Posted by: RickZ at June 12, 2025 11:40 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 12, 2025 11:39 PM (XV/Pl)
They break.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 12, 2025 11:40 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 12, 2025 11:41 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Black Orchid at June 12, 2025 11:41 PM (Pv3Rg)
No. Way.
This is so surprising I might poop like an Italian.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2025 11:41 PM (viF8m)
thinking of you, Biden's dog
hoping all stays well
Posted by: Black Orchid at June 12, 2025 11:41 PM (Pv3Rg)
>>I just went back and relooked at content and hold on hold on hold on - who the hell has 55 bowel movements PER WEEK???? wtf???? What the hell are you eating???
Lots and lots of protein while shotgunning Metamucil.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 12, 2025 11:41 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: runner at June 12, 2025 11:42 PM (g47mK)
oh thank goodness
what a mess Roberts has made here
Posted by: Black Orchid at June 12, 2025 11:42 PM (Pv3Rg)
For real. I was going to say, on the occasional 3-poop backlog day for me, things are a little worn out by the time all the paperwork is done. I can't imagine averaging 6+. Their bung-holes must have calluses like an African bushman's foot.
Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser
I'm more concerned about the really low numbers as averages. If some Moldovan gets enough fiber to drop a deuce every other day, then some other Moldovan must be backed up for a month.....
Posted by: mikeski is full of shit, but really now at June 12, 2025 11:42 PM (DgGvY)
finally took a saws-all to it and put the pieces in a bag!
Posted by: Black Orchid at June 12, 2025 11:43 PM (Pv3Rg)
>>They break.
I don't think I've ever had a garbage can break, the lids sure, but the can itself?
And finding replacement lids is no easy feat.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 12, 2025 11:43 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2025 11:43 PM (ME42v)
They break.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Then they leak -- extensively -- in the rain and soon you are cooking up a fragrant batch of refuse gumbo every week that it rains during the higher temperatures of summer.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2025 11:43 PM (xG4kz)
We had the lid torn off of a can and one that the entire wheel assembly came off and couldn't be repaired.
Posted by: fourseasons at June 12, 2025 11:43 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 12, 2025 11:21 PM (RIvkX)
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From the kitchen. Still haven't needed to head down to the shelter.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 12, 2025 11:40 PM (BzP/F)
Stay safe!!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at June 12, 2025 11:43 PM (QGaXH)
Additional strikes reported in Tehran
http://tiny.cc/j4tm001
38 seconds; smoke column; ironically, a bunch of dogs barking in the background -- the Dogs of War??
Posted by: andycanuck at June 12, 2025 11:43 PM (2yoRf)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 12, 2025 11:43 PM (rvwwT)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 12, 2025 11:43 PM (NXz8h)
Posted by: illiniwek
Trump should celibrate this minor SCROTUS win by having some MPs go arrest Newsome for leading an insurrection.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 12, 2025 11:44 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 12, 2025 11:44 PM (mlg/3)
Yes, yes she did, go look:
It's literally 5 dudes in a circle, yellow, blue, brown, red and green, each grabbing the dick of the dude on each side of them.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 12, 2025 11:45 PM (akWR3)
JUNE 12, 2025
BREAKING: Ground Stop Ordered at Houston’s George Bush Intercontinental Airport [UPDATED].
Posted at 11:18 pm by Stephen Green
[link to PJ media]
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 12, 2025 11:45 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Black Orchid at June 12, 2025 11:42 PM (Pv3Rg)
What would you do different than Roberts if you wanted to establish a Federal Judge-ocracy in this country? A pox on him and Miss Rule By Feelz, Amy Coney Barrett.
Posted by: Gref at June 12, 2025 11:46 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 12, 2025 11:46 PM (6YdsJ)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 12, 2025 11:48 PM (PRU4V)
Posted by: Black Orchid at June 12, 2025 11:42 PM (Pv3Rg)
Roberts isn't smart enough to pull off a judicial coup, like in Brazil.
I love how Roberts gets the official title of respect, Chief Justice John Roberts, but I don't think most people understand the Chief Justice is merely the latest Dread Pirate Roberts: A retiring Chief Justice. The next nomination to clear the Senate then becomes the Chief Justice, the other sitting 8 be damned. I do not understand the extra added gravitas given to a Chief Justice just because of a title. I thought we didn't like those things?
Posted by: RickZ at June 12, 2025 11:48 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 12, 2025 11:48 PM (l3YAf)
I guess one week. Might want to fill up tomorrow.
Posted by: toby928 at June 12, 2025 11:48 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: runner
It'd be easier to just take over the place.
Might be mistaken but thought we had a very large presence there.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 12, 2025 11:49 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: JackStraw
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B side of The Bangles "Walk Like An Egyptian"
Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2025 11:49 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 12, 2025 11:49 PM (fAMPp)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 12, 2025 11:50 PM (mlg/3)
I guess one week. Might want to fill up tomorrow.
Posted by: toby928 at June 12, 2025 11:48 PM (jc0TO)
I'd expect conventional means for any immediate uh, reactions. Still wouldn't hurt to fill up.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 12, 2025 11:50 PM (ULPxl)
In a small meeting at the MinDef, with Rabin, someone in the group asked how he would explain Israel's military success over the years. In his great raspy voice and heavy accent, with the humorless expression, he answered "first, you must consider our enemies". This was 1986.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 12, 2025 11:50 PM (1m82a)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 12, 2025 11:51 PM (fY84s)
Posted by: runner at June 12, 2025 11:51 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 12, 2025 11:51 PM (fAMPp)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 12, 2025 11:51 PM (fAMPp)
Curses!!!
Posted by: The Barrel at June 12, 2025 11:51 PM (ULPxl)
If the Indians decide it was the Pakis then they will also think that Chyna was hip deep in this. And it has nothing to do with Trump making life difficult for Xi.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 12, 2025 11:52 PM (PRU4V)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 12, 2025 11:50 PM (mlg/3)
They are, but their cultural intelligence is overwhelmed by the stupidity of militant Shia Islam.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at June 12, 2025 11:53 PM (mWSu4)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2025 11:53 PM (ME42v)
Posted by: runner at June 12, 2025 11:53 PM (g47mK)
I have talked Rep Jefferies, Omar, and Talib as well as Senators Schumer and Padilla.
Posted by: Ayatolla Khemeni at June 12, 2025 11:53 PM (WYJMU)
Iran strike status update:
1. Israel launched large-scale airstrikes on Iran tonight, targeting nuclear facilities and military infrastructure, including Natanz nuclear site. Attacks also hit military bases and neighborhoods housing senior commanders, with eyewitnesses reporting massive explosions and flames across Tehran.
2. Israeli defense source suggested high likelihood that Iran’s military chiefs a& top nuclear scientists were killed in the initial strikes. Iran’s state media acknowledged the death of IRGC commander Hossein Salami and possibly Armed Forces Chief Maj. Gen. Mohammad Bagheri. The opening assault neutralized key Iranian officials within minutes.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 12, 2025 11:53 PM (2yoRf)
3. Israel’s Home Front abruptly shifted to wartime operations during the night; authorities closed Israel’s airspace until further notice, halting all flights to and from Ben Gurion International Airport near Tel Aviv. The airport was evacuated, with El Al Airlines suspending all operations. Israel was removing all airplanes from Ben Gurion, sending them out of the country to safeguard aviation assets.
4. IDF instructed Israelis to stay near bomb shelters and prepare for extended stays due to potential ongoing attacks from Iran. These steps reflect Israel's heightened state of alert, driven by intelligence estimates anticipating Iran’s potential response with up to thousands of ballistic missiles and drones, and possibly heavy barrages from Lebanon and Yemen.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 12, 2025 11:53 PM (2yoRf)
Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2025 11:53 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2025 11:53 PM (EVFZ5)
Posted by: toby928 at June 12, 2025 11:54 PM (jc0TO)
I guess one week. Might want to fill up tomorrow.
Posted by: toby928 at June 12, 2025 11:48 PM (jc0TO)
I'd expect conventional means for any immediate uh, reactions. Still wouldn't hurt to fill up.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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So, it's time to take the diving gear out in the canoe?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 12, 2025 11:54 PM (PRU4V)
Posted by: Florida at June 12, 2025 11:54 PM (2yoRf)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 12, 2025 11:54 PM (NXz8h)
Good night, all
Posted by: Gref at June 12, 2025 11:55 PM (aBgBM)
I don't see anything on the 9th Circuit website and I can't find a link that says this has happened.
Anyone?"
or maybe not, idk.
Posted by: illiniwek at June 12, 2025 11:55 PM (vbXSk)
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$4,000, baby! You can do it! You can do it!!!
Posted by: andycanuck at June 12, 2025 11:56 PM (2yoRf)
No-ethenol please.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 12, 2025 11:57 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: azjaeger at June 12, 2025 11:58 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: fucku at June 12, 2025 11:58 PM (rUogX)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 12, 2025 11:43 PM (rvwwT)
Someone took a key to a car and started writing in ancient nordic...the car was runed.
and really goodnight now...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 12, 2025 11:59 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: toby928 at June 12, 2025 11:59 PM (jc0TO)
$4,000, baby! You can do it! You can do it!!!
Posted by: andycanuck
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Sold at 1800 'cause it always falls back.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 12, 2025 11:59 PM (PRU4V)
Posted by: azjaeger
Ahh, like West Point 'educated' generals.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 12, 2025 11:59 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 12, 2025 11:59 PM (/lPRQ)
I wonder how many modern generals have actually seen combat?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 13, 2025 12:00 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 12, 2025 11:59 PM (/lPRQ)
I wonder how many modern generals have actually seen combat?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 13, 2025 12:00 AM (bss/y)
Is this about me?
Posted by: Milley Vanilley at June 13, 2025 12:01 AM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 13, 2025 12:01 AM (EVFZ5)
Posted by: azjaeger
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Worked with a Persian, he called Arabs cockroaches to their face.
Aside from his effrontery there's a big cultural difference.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 13, 2025 12:01 AM (PRU4V)
435 A uranium cannon type device is easy to build and pretty much certain to work. We didn't even bother to test the Littleboy bomb design in WWII. Just overdo the criticality by 40% or so.
Posted by: toby928 at June 12, 2025 11:54 PM
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Apparently Iran is using the same approach that Pakistan did -- an implosion design using enriched uranium.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 13, 2025 12:02 AM (Fd8wq)
Posted by: azjaeger at June 13, 2025 12:02 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: toby928
I don't think they tested Thin Man either.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 13, 2025 12:02 AM (mlg/3)
Posted by: runner
The US did it in under 4 years during a world war. They've had 20 years, yes, with interruption by the US and IZ, what gives?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 12, 2025 11:36 PM (mlg/3)
We had Jews who had fled Germany working on ours, while they have Persians. So both motivation and competency advantage to us.
Posted by: Methos at June 13, 2025 12:03 AM (Dnobf)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 13, 2025 12:04 AM (EVFZ5)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 13, 2025 12:04 AM (fAMPp)
Posted by: Methos at June 13, 2025 12:03 AM (Dnobf)
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Iran has/had Russians and Germans and others working on their nuke programs.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 13, 2025 12:04 AM (BzP/F)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 13, 2025 12:05 AM (PRU4V)
BREAKING:
The police are closing off roads near the Israeli Embassy in Washington D.C. and setting up a security parameter
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 1h
BREAKING - NYC Mayor Eric Adams: "Out of an abundance of caution, we are increasing security at houses of worship and at Israeli diplomatic sites."
Posted by: andycanuck at June 13, 2025 12:05 AM (2yoRf)
I don't see anything on the 9th Circuit website and I can't find a link that says this has happened.
Anyone?"
I guess she did.
>>@HarmeetKDhillon
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8m
Whoops not so fast there Gavin … 9th Circuit entered a stay…
Posted by: JackStraw at June 13, 2025 12:06 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: azjaeger at June 13, 2025 12:06 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 12, 2025 11:36 PM (mlg/3)
We had Jews who had fled Germany working on ours, while they have Persians. So both motivation and competency advantage to us.
Posted by: Methos at June 13, 2025 12:03 AM (Dnobf)
We had the technical know how, the mechanical engineering (practical and theoretical) AND we had tons of area and no one bombing us here or even knowing about it for that time.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 13, 2025 12:07 AM (bss/y)
🇮🇷 Last hour: Iran's supreme leader, Ayatolá Ali Khamenei, has given the green light to the aerospace forces to cross all the limits in response to the Israeli Zionist entity.
Asked for the most severe punishment
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 13, 2025 12:07 AM (PRU4V)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 13, 2025 12:07 AM (fAMPp)
Aside from his effrontery there's a big cultural difference.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 13, 2025 12:01 AM (PRU4V)
One's the decendents of an ancient empire. The other were desert caravan robbers from long ago. Throw spreading-by-sword islam on top of either culture and it's a recipe for disaster.
Posted by: RickZ at June 13, 2025 12:08 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 13, 2025 12:08 AM (Xj/L8)
Whoops not so fast there Gavin … 9th Circuit entered a stay… Posted by: JackStraw
thx, yeah, I had a couple sources, but also trust ShippedWreckCrew guy.
Posted by: illiniwek at June 13, 2025 12:09 AM (vbXSk)
🇮🇷 Last hour: Iran's supreme leader, Ayatolá Ali Khamenei, has given the green light to the aerospace forces to cross all the limits in response to the Israeli Zionist entity.
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Stupid, arrogant persian dog. They really want Israel to take the gloves off. I hope they will.
Posted by: runner at June 13, 2025 12:09 AM (g47mK)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 13, 2025 12:09 AM (NXz8h)
Posted by: runner at June 12, 2025 11:53 PM (g47mK)
Had a Paki for a subordinate once: Yes.
Posted by: RickZ at June 13, 2025 12:09 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at June 13, 2025 12:10 AM (1Ymb4)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 13, 2025 12:10 AM (Xj/L8)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
You are correct.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 13, 2025 12:10 AM (NXz8h)
Posted by: runner at June 13, 2025 12:11 AM (g47mK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 13, 2025 12:11 AM (Xj/L8)
I think he's a very smart lawyer when it comes to federal law but we all make mistakes.
This decision was always going to be overturned. It was so blatantly wrong it was just a matter of time.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 13, 2025 12:12 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Err, we didn't have the technical 'know how' since we were the first. The German scientists had to be told to let go of the heavy water ruse, as well.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 13, 2025 12:12 AM (mlg/3)
BREAKING:
The police are closing off roads near the Israeli Embassy in Washington D.C. and setting up a security parameter
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 1h
BREAKING - NYC Mayor Eric Adams: "Out of an abundance of caution, we are increasing security at houses of worship and at Israeli diplomatic sites."
Posted by: andycanuck
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Whoa
You are only instigating a fight
- Newsome an Fat Ass
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 13, 2025 12:12 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: azjaeger at June 13, 2025 12:12 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: JackStraw
That was a top-10 hit for us back in the 80's!
Posted by: The Bangles at June 13, 2025 12:13 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 13, 2025 12:13 AM (Aqu9a)
Exclusive: @BretBaier spoke to President Trump by phone tonight following start of airstrikes.
Here’s what he said:
President Trump was aware of the strikes beforehand. There were no surprises, but the US was NOT involved militarily and hopes Iran will return to the negotiating table.
President Trump:
“Iran cannot have a nuclear bomb and we are hoping to get back to the negotiating table. We will see. There are several people in leadership that will not be coming back.” (A reference to some of the Iranian leaders who were killed tonight by Israel.)
Pres Trump has spoken to PM Netanyahu several times in recent days.
The Trump Administration reached out to at least one key Middle Eastern ally to acknowledge that the strike was going to happen but that the US was not involved in the strikes and the goal is still to get Iran back to the negotiating table.
The President is looking to see if there is retaliation, CENTCOM is on high alert, The US will defend itself and Israel if Iran retaliates.
He said I hope they get back to the negotiating table.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 13, 2025 12:13 AM (2yoRf)
https://www.youtube.com/live/xvmHRW39kwA
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 13, 2025 12:13 AM (uqyLy)
US officials confirm a number of top Iranian leaders are dead after the strikes.
Again, the US military was not involved in any way in these strikes, but clearly the administration knew about the Israeli plans in advance and was not surprised.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 13, 2025 12:13 AM (2yoRf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 13, 2025 12:13 AM (Xj/L8)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 13, 2025 12:14 AM (YTjJV)
https://tinyurl.com/5x52rea8
"This map, of course, is fake. The map is actually a relabeled version of a different map showing the number of UNESCO World Heritage sites in the various countries of Europe. I know, sad.
But is there any truth to this? At the end of the day, we here at eBaum's World are scientists, and we take our roles very seriously. That’s why we’ve scoured the internet to see if anyone has done any actual research into how often Europeans poop.
First, some justice for the Italians. A 2004 study found that “the average defecatory frequency was once per day,” a far cry from the 55 dumps we were promised. This number seems consistent around Europe: for example, Brits poop 1.66 times per day."
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at June 13, 2025 12:14 AM (Eo/8K)
Posted by: Skip at June 13, 2025 12:14 AM (+qU29)
Posted by: runner at June 13, 2025 12:14 AM (g47mK)
yeah, a stay might indicate the 9th could overturn, or maybe it will be upheld and have to go to SCOTUS. Can't really depend on the 9th. SCOTUS would surely overturn, but doubts have been raised about them.
Posted by: illiniwek at June 13, 2025 12:15 AM (vbXSk)
Hezbollah being the centerpiece. Oops!
Hamas. Oops!
Note: Hezbollah's a global operation, with narcotics/crime/terror networks in far-flung climes, including South America. And with no border for 4 years, Allah only knows how many operatives in the US. But if the US is able to perform its dance of minimal involvement, even whoever's left in Tehran might wonder how much it would help to poke the colossus.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 13, 2025 12:15 AM (1m82a)
This will distract the media. I expect multiple planeloads of illegals south bound tonight. Along with the opportunity of multiple Paddy wagons full from Blue Cities. Never let a crisis go to waste.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 13, 2025 12:15 AM (PRU4V)
Fox News reports that Iran is blaming both Israel and the United States for the attack tonight:
“This is the IRGC statement. It says, quoting here: ‘Israel will pay a heavy price for its attack on Iran. The Israeli attack was carried out with full knowledge and support of the wicked rulers in the White House and the terrorist US Regime.”
“They are not focus focusing just on Israel. They are focusing on Washington, on the United States.”
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 13, 2025 12:16 AM (PRU4V)
Posted by: azjaeger at June 13, 2025 12:16 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 13, 2025 12:16 AM (Xj/L8)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 13, 2025 12:07 AM (fAMPp)
Yeah, the test was for the implosion device. I dunno about the cover up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 13, 2025 12:17 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 13, 2025 12:17 AM (fAMPp)
Posted by: runner at June 13, 2025 12:17 AM (g47mK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 13, 2025 12:18 AM (Xj/L8)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 13, 2025 12:12 AM (mlg/3)
Oh, come on. Coming up with the damned thing first and making it work IS technical know how.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 13, 2025 12:18 AM (bss/y)
This is our “democracy”.
I’m so fucking livid.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 13, 2025 12:18 AM (YTjJV)
And the Oscar for best actor goes to President Trump for his straight man role in the Israeli production of Attack on Tehran.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 13, 2025 12:19 AM (NXz8h)
Little Satan may have balls but this is not risk free for them.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 13, 2025 12:19 AM (uqyLy)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 13, 2025 12:19 AM (Aqu9a)
When a superior court puts a stay on a ruling it almost always means they found a major flaw in the legal interpretation of an inferior court.
When they do it in like 15 minutes, and when it's the 9th circuit, it means "Are you retarded?".
Posted by: JackStraw at June 13, 2025 12:19 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
And a solid industrial base. Iran's current top-10 exports are plastics, raw materials (oil and metals), and agricultural stuff.
Persian rugs are not a precursor to nuclear armaments.
Posted by: mikeski at June 13, 2025 12:20 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 13, 2025 12:21 AM (Xj/L8)
https://tinyurl.com/42nty457
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 13, 2025 12:21 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 13, 2025 12:21 AM (uqyLy)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 13, 2025 12:21 AM (PRU4V)
https://www.youtube.com/live/xvmHRW39kwA
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 13, 2025 12:13 AM (uqyLy)
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Wow! You found someone who says same say/others say.
Brilliance! Believe what you imagine. Stupid schmuck.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 13, 2025 12:21 AM (BzP/F)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 13, 2025 12:22 AM (mlg/3)
Don, stop beclowning yourself. The substantial clueless portion of your base has nowhere to go, and is (rightfully) all in on everything else you're doing.
Not a shock, but still astonishing how many people thought for one second there was any chance of Tehran surrendering to our demands. The kabuki with Iraq in 1990 was incredibly dangerous, but fortunately Saddam utterly lacked any savvy about things beyond his borders. This kabuki is just silly. Though harmless, if things go the right way.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 13, 2025 12:22 AM (1m82a)
Posted by: runner at June 13, 2025 12:23 AM (g47mK)
What? Why shut it down?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 13, 2025 12:23 AM (bss/y)
Trump has proven he fully backs Israel.
Thank you, President Trump
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 13, 2025 12:24 AM (PRU4V)
Now it’s Official: Iran's Chief of Staff, Mohammad Bagheri, has been ELIMINATED.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 13, 2025 12:25 AM (PRU4V)
Brilliance! Believe what you imagine. Stupid schmuck.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 13, 2025 12:21 AM (BzP/F)
No. He's one of the few who does not turn on Trump (and Israel) at the slightest provocation. He tries to present all sides. I listened to Mark Levin for years. But he's lost it on this one.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 13, 2025 12:25 AM (uqyLy)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 13, 2025 12:26 AM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Skip at June 13, 2025 12:27 AM (+qU29)
I love how Roberts gets the official title of respect, Chief Justice John Roberts, but I don't think most people understand the Chief Justice is merely the latest Dread Pirate Roberts: A retiring Chief Justice. The next nomination to clear the Senate then becomes the Chief Justice, the other sitting 8 be damned. I do not understand the extra added gravitas given to a Chief Justice just because of a title. I thought we didn't like those things?
Posted by: RickZ
Unless a sitting Associate Justice is moved into the Chief Justice slot, like William Rhenquist when Warren Burger retired. I do not recall who was nominated to become an Associate Justice then -- David Souter, perhaps?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 13, 2025 12:27 AM (gJ6Uy)
Posted by: runner at June 13, 2025 12:27 AM (g47mK)
If so post the info here. Seems we have some suffering trauma.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 13, 2025 12:28 AM (1m82a)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 13, 2025 12:29 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: runner at June 13, 2025 12:30 AM (g47mK)
@TheMossadIL 3h
We have launched Operation "Am K’Lavi" ("With the Might of a Lion") to target Iran’s nuclear program and the regime’s long-range missile capabilities. Dozens of military targets across various regions in Iran were struck as part of the opening salvo. These included military command centers, commanders, military facilities, headquarters, and nuclear sites.
The sirens that sounded across Israel were not due to missile fire, but rather to prepare the public for the possibility of incoming attacks.
We are preparing for an operation expected to last several days at minimum, including anticipated heavy barrages from the Iranians. Full coordination is taking place with the U.S. military. Our objective is not regime change in Iran, but rather to neutralize military infrastructure and nuclear sites.
The opening strike in Iran was highly surprising in both scope and the locations targeted — places the Iranians did not expect. By the end of the operation, there will be no nuclear threat.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 13, 2025 12:30 AM (PRU4V)
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what did I do
Posted by: Don Black at June 13, 2025 12:31 AM (AOsQT)
They are ruled by religious zealots and know that as soon as they have the bomb they are likely to use it. This may give some people pause.
Posted by: PG at June 13, 2025 12:34 AM (afPT4)
50K US troops in West Asia. They can't be very happy right now
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No. but given the authority they could straighten out a few things.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 13, 2025 12:34 AM (PRU4V)
What values of "full" are we talking here?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 13, 2025 12:35 AM (i24o9)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 13, 2025 12:25 AM (uqyLy)
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Mark Levin is not my cup of tea.
Been living here for almost have a century. I know what the Iranian leaders have been consistently saying since the 90s. The rest is your and Davis' stupidity. Davis is no more reliable and accurate than Levin, just in the opposite direction. Grumpy old men.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 13, 2025 12:35 AM (BzP/F)
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Damn. And we had such a productive friendship going with Iran until pesky Israel mucked it all up for us.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 13, 2025 12:36 AM (hY4dx)
Posted by: Don Black at June 13, 2025 12:36 AM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Don Black at June 13, 2025 12:36 AM (AOsQT)
And had Switzerland declared its neutrality yet?
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 13, 2025 12:38 AM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 13, 2025 12:39 AM (hY4dx)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 13, 2025 12:35 AM (BzP/F)
I didn't say "accurate". I said "not antisemitic". The only "geopolitical" commentator who can talk about Israel sensibly is Tom Luongo. ALL the rest stick their fingers in their ears yeling "Netanyahu".
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 13, 2025 12:39 AM (uqyLy)
Posted by: Don Black at June 13, 2025 12:36 AM (AOsQT)
FFS, they weren't even involved.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 13, 2025 12:41 AM (i24o9)
We need the publicity.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 13, 2025 12:41 AM (PRU4V)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 13, 2025 12:41 AM (fAMPp)
Posted by: runner at June 13, 2025 12:42 AM (g47mK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 13, 2025 12:08 AM (Xj/L
Reportedly Switch 2 sold more units in its first three days than any other console, ever.
Also, the Trails in the Sky remake won't be on GOG, raising DRM concerns.
Posted by: Methos at June 13, 2025 12:44 AM (Dnobf)
For real. I was going to say, on the occasional 3-poop backlog day for me, things are a little worn out by the time all the paperwork is done. I can't imagine averaging 6+. Their bung-holes must have calluses like an African bushman's foot.
Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at June 12, 2025 10:20 PM (ERYKL)
Yeah I am going to have to call * ahem* bullsh*t on this one. A country (Ireland) where the average is "2"? Meaning a million to two million people (or so) have no bowel movements at all per week, statistically, this is simply not possible. It would be a national health emergency, as in widespread clinical constipation in a majority of your population and widespread possible fecal impaction syndrome. Clinically, less then 3 bowel movements a week is considered to be a patient suffering from constipation. Don't even get me started on an average approaching 8 a day - that means that a significant number of the population is having more than 10-12, which means something like 1/2 your population is suffering from chronic dysentery!
Posted by: Publius Redux at June 13, 2025 12:44 AM (/aZwr)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 13, 2025 12:35 AM (BzP/F)
This has been goiing on a lot longer than that. I worked with people in the late 1970s who met Jimmeh Carter in the 50s. Thought he was a complete joke scared of his own shadow (navy sent him to Canada to help clean-up ... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NRX
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 13, 2025 12:45 AM (uqyLy)
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Posted by: andycanuck at June 13, 2025 12:45 AM (2yoRf)
Tonight, I ask every American to join me in praying for the safety of U.S. personnel in the Middle East and the safety and success of Israel as it takes action against a leading state sponsor of terrorism and our shared enemy, Iran
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 13, 2025 12:45 AM (PRU4V)
Posted by: Don Black at June 13, 2025 12:46 AM (AOsQT)
Well, not really for free since if I am understanding this correctly he acted as a flight attendant performing all the duties involved right?
This is one of those really odd cases where he found a way to use the side benefit of the job to his favor. Real attendants do that as well but presumably he was taking on way fewer flights then a real attendant just to get where he wanted.
So that opens up the question could airlines drop most of their standard payments and just take people in this scenario who want, essentially, a free flight and nothing more?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 13, 2025 12:47 AM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 13, 2025 12:41 AM (fAMPp)
"The Don" is different.
"Day 61, bitchez. Yuze didn't listen. Now things are difficult."
Posted by: RickZ at June 13, 2025 12:47 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: runner at June 13, 2025 12:48 AM (g47mK)
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Map misnamed for humourous effect -- apparently it's actually listing of Heritage sites
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The poop map is a (humorous) fake:
https://tinyurl.com/5x52rea8
"This map, of course, is fake. The map is actually a relabeled version of a different map showing the number of UNESCO World Heritage sites in the various countries of Europe. I know, sad.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at June 13, 2025 12:14 AM (Eo/8K)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 13, 2025 12:48 AM (2yoRf)
Posted by: JB1000 at June 13, 2025 12:48 AM (+i0FF)
Oh, THAT value of "full coordination."
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 13, 2025 12:48 AM (i24o9)
I was being contemptuously over-familiar with another guy named Don.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 13, 2025 12:49 AM (1m82a)
The problem with making a nuclear bomb isn't figuring out the science, its building a good enough precision manufacturing system to produce one. The US is historically good at this - Persians and Arabs are not.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 13, 2025 12:49 AM (t0Rmr)
Oh, goodness, you weren’t kidding about the new logo for the Harris’s gubernatorial run! It can hardly be interpreted any other way! Interesting that it was designed by a blind man: did he make a bas-relief model and “feel out” his design? Ewwww!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 13, 2025 12:50 AM (fAMPp)
BREAKING: Jordan says it is closing its airspace temporarily due to rising tensions in the region, following Israeli strikes on Iran.
AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_ 14s
Airspaces have been closed for the following countries:
- Israel
- Iran
- Iraq
- Jordan
Posted by: andycanuck at June 13, 2025 12:51 AM (2yoRf)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 13, 2025 12:41 AM (fAMPp)
Personally, I prefer Donny Two Scoops
Has a nice gangsta ring....
And I'm still smilin' - continuously now since Nov. 5th....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at June 13, 2025 12:51 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Frankie at June 13, 2025 12:51 AM (vhqSB)
We have got to get rid of all the religious lunatics over there. The regular people are wonderful.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 13, 2025 12:51 AM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 13, 2025 12:52 AM (YTjJV)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 13, 2025 12:52 AM (2yoRf)
We need the publicity.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 13, 2025 12:41 AM (PRU4V)
Aaahh! Good Ferengi trading practices.
Rule of Acquisition # 38: "Free advertising is cheap."
Posted by: RickZ at June 13, 2025 12:52 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 13, 2025 12:53 AM (PRU4V)
Let me introduce you to our friend, pre-detonation. Central topic of the intro lecture every scientist got when arriving at the lab.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 13, 2025 12:53 AM (1m82a)
Heh. Awesome - yeah, I just saw that, too. Its a fake/ meme post. A "sh*t post" if you will.
Also - JB1000, agree on the garbage can issue. You have to cut it into pieces. I had an old can that I needed to get rid of (whole bottom falling pout) never tried to get them to take it, I simply cut it up into a few pieces and bagged it. Voila, the trick, she is done! It went away in the next collection without a problem. Now, a dead body? That's another issue. Woodchipper recommended - or a friend with a large plot of wooded unimproved land and a backhoe.
Posted by: Publius Redux at June 13, 2025 12:54 AM (/aZwr)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 13, 2025 12:49 AM (t0Rmr)
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If a nuclear weapon can be fabricated out ornate carpet, then Iran's atomic research is no laughing matter.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 13, 2025 12:54 AM (hY4dx)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 13, 2025 12:39 AM (hY4dx)
Unfortunately, the best the germans can muster is two gay bicycle guys and a tranny infantryman.
This overran Belgium easily. Flanders is expected to surrender within the hour.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 13, 2025 12:55 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Skip at June 13, 2025 12:55 AM (+qU29)
Don, stop beclowning yourself. The substantial clueless portion of your base has nowhere to go, and is (rightfully) all in on everything else you're doing.
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Yeah, I spent the night listening to DDayCobra, who is painfully normie on matters of war.
Apparently Charlie Kirk had a poll on twitter asking whether we should be involved in Israel's tussle with Iran (which is probably not the right question in any case) and got 87% opposition.
I think everyone here knows that us helping Israel defend itself means intercepting missiles like we did last time, but the normies seem to think we're talking about invading Iran Desert Storm style.
Posted by: Methos at June 13, 2025 12:55 AM (Dnobf)
Statement from U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio: "Tonight, Israel took unilateral action against Iran. We are not involved in strikes against Iran and our top priority is protecting American forces in the region"
http://tiny.cc/a8tm001
Screencap; there's a bit more but that's the gist.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 13, 2025 12:56 AM (2yoRf)
Normies are told what to think by the lying media. Very few of them accept this ... actually, I havn't met ANY yet.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 13, 2025 12:57 AM (uqyLy)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 13, 2025 12:57 AM (fAMPp)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 13, 2025 12:58 AM (YTjJV)
Posted by: Skip at June 13, 2025 12:55 AM (+qU29)
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Only now?
Where were you when Cut 'Em Loose Bruce was presiding?!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 13, 2025 12:58 AM (BzP/F)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 13, 2025 12:58 AM (1m82a)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 13, 2025 12:59 AM (/U5Yz)
Good Night everyone....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at June 13, 2025 12:59 AM (QGaXH)
JUST IN - Court of Appeals grants Trump’s motion to stay the National Guard decision pending appeal. Newsom will not take over National Guard tomorrow.
http://tiny.cc/g8tm001
Screencap of the Motion.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 13, 2025 12:59 AM (2yoRf)
Statement from U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio: "Tonight, Israel took unilateral action against Iran. We are not involved in strikes against Iran and our top priority is protecting American forces in the region"
http://tiny.cc/a8tm001
Screencap; there's a bit more but that's the gist.
Posted by: andycanuck
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Posted by: CIA at June 13, 2025 01:00 AM (/U5Yz)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 13, 2025 12:57 AM (fAMPp)
I've seen the pictures. You're putting it nicely.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 13, 2025 01:00 AM (uqyLy)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 13, 2025 12:59 AM (/U5Yz)
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False, big Satan.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 13, 2025 01:00 AM (BzP/F)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at June 13, 2025 12:14 AM (Eo/8K)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 13, 2025 12:48 AM (2yoRf)
LOL at least now it makes sense. And I gotta ask - who would look at a world heritage map and think this out of the blue?
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 13, 2025 01:00 AM (EVFZ5)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 12, 2025 10:48 PM (W/lyH)
It might make more sense for the Pentagon, if going into high alert status, to limit outside food orders to the exact average for the past week, and open up internal commissaries to feed hungry overtime staff.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2025 01:01 AM (SQFqQ)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 13, 2025 01:01 AM (fAMPp)
Well, not really for free since if I am understanding this correctly he acted as a flight attendant performing all the duties involved right?
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Only on some flights, it said. There are probably free flights for airline attendants that he booked.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 13, 2025 01:03 AM (YDQ9Q)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 13, 2025 01:03 AM (fAMPp)
...We could tell from the initial targeting, the IDF were not targeting hardened installations, they were targeting people who run them where they live in the middle of the night...
This is how it is done.
Do not worry about the little guy. Go after the leaders.
Leaders will surround themselves with bullet catchers. Good one make it impossible to get past the bullet catchers. Do not forget your goals. Stay focused on the leaders...
IOW - Nevermind the antifa toads - Get the leaders.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 13, 2025 01:04 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 13, 2025 01:04 AM (Vvh2V)
Guess is that missiles will also be launched in a few hours. They take about 12 minutes to arrive.
Tidying up the house with Mrs. BD.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 13, 2025 01:05 AM (BzP/F)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 13, 2025 12:59 AM (/U5Yz)
False, big Satan.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 13, 2025 01:00 AM (BzP/F)
LOL! Personally, I think Trump and Bibi are running one of the best Good Cop / Bad Cop setups I’ve ever seen, and are doing it on a global scale!
For many reasons, it is far better for the US if Israel can take out Iran’s government by themselves, while we backstop their security and keep Europe from acting stupid.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 13, 2025 01:05 AM (EVFZ5)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
"Don" is better than "Sexknuckles" Biden.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 13, 2025 01:06 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 13, 2025 01:03 AM (fAMPp)
Unless you violate the AoS rules and to a little math. Dividing by 7 immediately shows the numbers are absurd.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 13, 2025 01:06 AM (uqyLy)
Because Commissar Judges have complete knowledge of unrest restrictions.
Legal Insurrection
Posted by: Skip at June 13, 2025 01:06 AM (+qU29)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 13, 2025 01:06 AM (fAMPp)
BREAKING: Iran has launched over 100 drones in the direction of Israel
Tala Ramadan @TalaRamadan 3m
Israeli military says Iran has launched more than 100 drones towards Israel in the past hours @Reuters
Amichai Stein @AmichaiStein1 7m
🚨🇮🇱🇮🇷 IDF spox: Iran launched 100 drones toward Israel: Efforts are underway to intercept them.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 13, 2025 01:07 AM (2yoRf)
Do not worry about the little guy. Go after the leaders.
Leaders will surround themselves with bullet catchers. Good one make it impossible to get past the bullet catchers. Do not forget your goals. Stay focused on the leaders...
IOW - Nevermind the antifa toads - Get the leaders.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 13, 2025 01:04 AM (/lPRQ)
This is exactly how we need to deal with the leftist riots here - you put it very well.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 13, 2025 01:07 AM (EVFZ5)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 12, 2025 11:44 PM (mlg/3)
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No he didn't really, it was the MSM that did that terrible reporting. He collected the radioactive part of smoke detectors and was going to put it all together. Nothing would have happened.
Posted by: Ciampino - lots of exaggerations at June 13, 2025 01:08 AM (sPQoU)
They also went after leadership of course.
And others. Maybe we'll eventually know if accurate, but report that up to 8 Iranian nuke scientists sent to their reward. Some were hits, on the ground, not air strikes.
At least one refinery (Tabriz), Iran only has a couple. No word yet on a few pipelines that were left alone last October. Or oil-export infrastructure. That one would put the regime on the edge, hope we see it.
Naval assets also involved. No details. And certainly sabotage ops we might never know about.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 13, 2025 01:08 AM (1m82a)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 13, 2025 01:09 AM (fAMPp)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 13, 2025 01:09 AM (EVFZ5)
Over 200 Israeli Air Force aircraft were involved in the opening strikes on Iran early this morning, IDF Spokesman Brig. Gen. Effie Defrin says in a press conference.
He says fighter jets dropped over 330 munitions in the strikes.
Defrin also confirms that Israel killed several top Iranian officials in the strikes, including Iran's military commander Mohammad Bagheri, IRGC chief Hossein Salami, and head of the Khatam-al Anbiya Central Headquarters, Gholam Ali Rashid.
Other officials were also killed, he adds.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 13, 2025 01:09 AM (2yoRf)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 13, 2025 12:57 AM (uqyLy)
Not disagreeing with you. I'll just speak for myself that when it comes to Iran, we're still in an undeclared war since '79. Well, they've declared war on us -- numerous times. I really don't think people realized how serious it was for the mullahs to take over an embassy and hold hostage the employees there? For 444 days?
Let's not forget The Beirut Marine Barracks bombing in '83. Iran used its proxy, Hisb'Allah, for that attack.
I really don't care if Qom glows in the dark. Or Tehran turns into an urban jungle with lots of rubble and broken glass (if not cooled molten). Just. Don't. Care. Until the mullahs are not just gone but their entire lines removed, 'salting the earth Roman-style' so to speak, my Give-A-Shit Meter's busted.
Posted by: RickZ at June 13, 2025 01:10 AM (gKDq2)
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Those are Iranian drones!
Posted by: andycanuck at June 13, 2025 01:11 AM (2yoRf)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 13, 2025 01:12 AM (uqyLy)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 13, 2025 01:12 AM (fAMPp)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 13, 2025 01:13 AM (1m82a)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 13, 2025 01:09 AM (EVFZ5)
Iran can read X as easily as we can, so they've heard the reports that this could go on for #twoweeks.
So they need to pace their drone launches for the next dozen feckless retaliatory attacks.
Posted by: Methos at June 13, 2025 01:13 AM (Dnobf)
Anshel Pfeffer אנשיל פפר @AnshelPfeffer 1h
4 hours into this war quick conclusions are premature. Israel and Iran have been preparing for decades for this moment and we’ll find out in the next few days who prepared better. The 2 most important preparations by Israel were last year. Taking out Hizbullah missile arsenal & >
destroying Iran’s missile defense network in September/October. This left Iran without its main deterrent (Hizbullah) against an Israeli strike and vulnerable to waves of fighter-jets. We’re about to see if and how Iran dealt with those major blows. Israel used the same pattern >
of the strikes on Hizbullah, prioritizing decapitation and missile bases. This will hamper an Iranian retaliation but impossible to say to what degree. The main questions at this point are what capabilities Iran has right now and will Hizbullah use whatever missiles it still has.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 13, 2025 01:14 AM (2yoRf)
And finding replacement lids is no easy feat.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 12, 2025 11:43 PM (XV/Pl)
The bottoms of the galvanized metal cans rust out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2025 01:14 AM (SQFqQ)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 13, 2025 01:14 AM (1m82a)
You can have whatever opinion you want about the goodness of the Pahlavis, or the legitimacy of how they got power, or who they were truly allied with but their goal was to bring Iran more in line with the West. And of course the fleeing Christians aren't going to agree with the mullah culture.
Posted by: azjaeger
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I lived in L.A. Lots of Iranians, most of them Jews or Zoroastrians.
I don't get it with the Pahlavis. I asked someone on social media once, what is with you guys and Reza Jr.? They said "He is our voice." Have the Iranian refugees really found no one else to rally around?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 13, 2025 01:15 AM (YDQ9Q)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 13, 2025 01:14 AM (2yoRf)
Not to mention operation grim beeper
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 13, 2025 01:15 AM (uqyLy)
I don't think I've ever had a garbage can break, the lids sure, but the can itself?
And finding replacement lids is no easy feat.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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The plastic ones that we're forced to buy in California split like toys.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 13, 2025 01:16 AM (YDQ9Q)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 12, 2025 10:04
Well my Dad tried bourbon and popcorn. Hospitalized in September after a fall he never went home again.
The asst living place he was in let him have his bourbon. Then a month ago he asked us to send some good popcorn, their's was full of too many hulls.
He died May 29, would have been 89 this June 26. We had a brief internment ceremony, next to Mom as he wished and a Celebration of Life after. RIP Dad.
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at June 13, 2025 01:16 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 13, 2025 01:19 AM (uqyLy)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 13, 2025 01:20 AM (2yoRf)
Both the Ukes and Russians have been playing with making about 90% of the drones they launch very cheap decoy drones; it exhausts an enemy’s air defense system at very low cost.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 13, 2025 01:23 AM (EVFZ5)
Over 100 drones were launched by Iran at Israel in the last few hours, IDF Spokesman Brig. Gen. Effie Defrin says.
He says the IDF is working to shoot them down.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 13, 2025 01:23 AM (2yoRf)
Also, I'm curious how Iran handles the funerals of its generals without turning them into high value targets.
Posted by: Methos at June 13, 2025 01:24 AM (Dnobf)
Posted by: Adriane the Monday Critic on Thursday . . . with a Day Old Camel. . . at June 13, 2025 01:24 AM (cfyxU)
And finding replacement lids is no easy feat.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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County here has a contract with Waste Management (tm).
WM went to the 'claw' and special cans. When they bust yours you just call them up and they'll take away the one they bust and leave you a new one. They'll give you whatever size you wnt (if they have it). I got the 55 gallon can. You can stuff three bodies in one of those (just saying) w/o much effort.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 13, 2025 01:27 AM (/lPRQ)
Drones launched by Iran were reportedly spotted flying over Iraq’s Dhi Qar Governorate toward Israel.
Regional air defenses are tracking the threat as it moves west.
http://tiny.cc/aatm001
20 seconds; looks like one of the fighter-jet-shaped ones.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 13, 2025 01:27 AM (2yoRf)
I am off to bed, Horde, I have some kind of virus kicking my butt the last few days. I have a fever and assorted aches and pains, I need to burrow beneath my blankets.
Prayers for the Israeli people, especially Biden's Dog and the Missus.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 13, 2025 01:30 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Ciampino
Wrong kid. Try again.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 13, 2025 01:30 AM (mlg/3)
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Ours are heavy-duty plastic; same set up but the city charges pickup fees based on the size of the bin. I live alone
so I've got the smallest one. Pickup every second week, alternating with recycling pickup. [Recycling bins are extra-large for all households and are fee 'free'.]
Kitchen biodegradable garbage picked up weekly with special bins that have raccoon-proof locks on them!
Posted by: andycanuck at June 13, 2025 01:32 AM (2yoRf)
BREAKING: Footage of Israel bombing Iran’s main uranium enrichment facility in Natanz
http://tiny.cc/xatm001
45 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck at June 13, 2025 01:36 AM (2yoRf)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 13, 2025 01:36 AM (fAMPp)
Fits perfectly.
Posted by: The Earl of Miklos at June 13, 2025 01:42 AM (K6h4I)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 13, 2025 01:44 AM (fAMPp)
Posted by: Skip at June 13, 2025 01:45 AM (+qU29)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2025 01:46 AM (ayk5q)
I was able to get to many Middle Eastern countries! My fellow travelers chickened out of Yemen, and we didn't go to Qatar, Bahrain, Kuwait... it would be easier to say the ones we did get to, which was Israel, Jordan, UAE, Oman ( which I fell in love with) and S'audi Arabia.
We saw the Babylonian site, they were excited about funding to restore the Ishtar Gate. It was unreal to think of the history you were surrounded by. It was difficult to imagine Nebuchadnezzar eating grass there, because it was so hot you couldn't imagine grass standing a chance! If Ur is the site of the birthplace of Abraham, yes we saw it! All through Iraq, I realized how ignorant I am. I did know it was where Babylon was, but didn't knowbabout Sumerians, Chaldeans, etc.
We did make it up to the Kurdish region, but we had to enter from Turkey! ( I think?) By far the prettiest part of Iraq, and so different. I have stayed in touch with a family we met there, and hope to have them come stay with us and take them all around America. That will have to wait til mama passes, though. Can't do anything now. Planning a trip to Bhutan, but getting visas is hard
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 13, 2025 01:49 AM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2025 01:46 AM (ayk5q)
Missile launched! Er, missile off course!! New heading to Three Gorges Dam! Oops.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 13, 2025 01:50 AM (0eaVi)
Please, one war at a time!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 13, 2025 01:53 AM (fAMPp)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 13, 2025 01:49 AM (Vvh2V)
A word to the wise: go easy on the butt tanning.
Posted by: Josh Brolin at June 13, 2025 01:53 AM (ayk5q)
A little OT diversion, I'm watching this Netflix documentary on the Oceangate Titan disaster and ho-lee-fuk. It's Theranos all over again. Ignoring blaring danger signs, firing conscientious employees, Big Dreamer CEO who knew little about the science he was attempting, deliberately skirting regulations, bullying, "join my religion," moving unqualified employees into positions way beyond their skill level as qualified ones were expunged or quit, lawsuits to keep whistleblowers quiet, whistleblowers getting financially ruined, yikes if true.
Could be an okay movie. There's a young blonde intern, a charismatic sociopathic CEO, nerds, a scuba diver/influencer, an okay-looking accountant (she's not much but heck, cast Sidney Sweeney anyway), a trip to the Bahamas, and the whole mystique of the Titanic as a backdrop.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 13, 2025 01:54 AM (YDQ9Q)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 13, 2025 01:54 AM (Vvh2V)
Please, one war at a time!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 13, 2025 01:53 AM (fAMPp)
Override!! Where's the override?!
Posted by: Khan at June 13, 2025 01:54 AM (0eaVi)
🤣
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 13, 2025 01:56 AM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
Do not eat the 'snow'.
Do not snort the 'snow'.
Do not make 'snow angels'.
... that is about it.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 13, 2025 02:00 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 13, 2025 01:30
TY andy, Adriane, DDS this is the first I have been able to post about it. Tho expected it's still hard to accept. Jules is still recovering from her near death experience so I couldn't leave her and be with him. It's all surreal.
I could almost always make him laugh during our calls, that helps. When the waitress in charge of his CoL looked at the photos of him she remembered waiting on him and him poking at her, making her laugh. She broke down in tears when she realized who this was for.
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at June 13, 2025 02:00 AM (55Qr6)
Iranian state media: six nuclear scientists killed in Israeli attack
http://tiny.cc/edtm001
Cartoon!
Posted by: andycanuck at June 13, 2025 02:03 AM (2yoRf)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 13, 2025 02:03 AM (fAMPp)
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at June 13, 2025 02:00 AM (55Qr6)
Please accept my condolences, too, Farmer. You have had a tough row to hoe for the past several years. I hope we can meet again soon.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2025 02:04 AM (ayk5q)
Do not snort the 'snow'.
Do not make 'snow angels'.
... that is about it.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
Almost forgot...
For you Marines out there -
- Do NOT roll the 'snow' into itty bitty snow ball marbles and pack them into a cat's ass - you might lick your fingers afterwards.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 13, 2025 02:06 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 13, 2025 02:08 AM (fAMPp)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2025 02:14 AM (ayk5q)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 13, 2025 02:16 AM (1m82a)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 13, 2025 02:18 AM (1m82a)
I wouldn't be rushing to volunteer to do an on-site damage assessment at Natanz tomorrow, ahemm, but seems unlikely much nuclear material has been dispersed. More likely entombed and mixed with debris. But shockingly I am not intimately familar with the Natanz facility design, the Iranian storage practices, or the ordnance used today. So.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 13, 2025 02:21 AM (1m82a)
Oh, another significant element in the Oceangate story: a few employees tried to bring a federal case but the OSHA investigator had such a huge backlog (or he worked so slowly, who knows) that the plaintiffs had to drop their case because they were bleeding lawyers' fees. Perfectly legit and urgent case that could have saved lives but OSHA made them take a number and sit down for possibly several years.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 13, 2025 02:25 AM (YDQ9Q)
“The more you eat, the more you shit.” - Mao
Posted by: Cow Demon at June 13, 2025 02:32 AM (2Rbgs)
@CrimeWatchMpls
South Minneapolis - STABBING. One has been stabbed multiple times in the back of the head.
22xx 5th Ave s
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 13, 2025 02:41 AM (mlg/3)
Posted by: Mao at June 13, 2025 02:45 AM (2Rbgs)
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 13, 2025 02:45 AM (a4NoL)
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 13, 2025 02:46 AM (a4NoL)
256 How little does it matter who th represents the great state of California in the US Senate? I literally found out today that Alex Padilla is the other US Senator from my state (the primary miscreant being Adam Schiff).
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 12, 2025 10:43 PM (YDQ9Q)
Yeah, Padilla. That fat baby is actually the senior senator from CA.
Posted by: George RR Martin at June 12, 2025 11:22 PM (uz6ub)
I never know who the second of CA’s pair of blithering idiots was until today.
Posted by: Cow Demon at June 13, 2025 02:47 AM (2Rbgs)
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 13, 2025 02:45 AM (a4NoL)
I guess the entire thread is still in kindergarten. For those of us who are not:
“Why are these people shitting so much? “
Posted by: Cow Demon at June 13, 2025 02:48 AM (2Rbgs)
How little does it matter who th represents the great state of California in the US Senate? I literally found out today that Alex Padilla is the other US Senator from my state (the primary miscreant being Adam Schiff).
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 12, 2025 10:43 PM (YDQ9Q)
Yeah, Padilla. That fat baby is actually the senior senator from CA.
Posted by: George RR Martin at June 12, 2025 11:22 PM (uz6ub)
I never know who the second of CA’s pair of blithering idiots was until today.
Posted by: Cow Demon
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I never even bother looking at my US Senate choices when I vote. I just write in Mickey Mouse or maybe someone worthy like Carl DeMaio. The 2 Dems who survived the jungle primary are spam.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 13, 2025 03:00 AM (YDQ9Q)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 13, 2025 03:01 AM (BzP/F)
Russia/Ukraine for instance. Perhaps we are missing one of the major factors in their hostilities towards each other. For that matter all of the former iron curtain countries.
Then the Italians.. "I shit 55 times per week."
Where did those surveys come from?
Then some little not worth getting to know the name of country in the balkans has no number.
*ring... ring...
"Allow.. How many times do I shit per week?... I will never tell you that. Good day." *click.
Yet their neighbor is once per week.
Posted by: Reforger at June 13, 2025 03:09 AM (6k8Dh)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 13, 2025 03:19 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: zombie stockton rush at June 13, 2025 03:27 AM (NjNcg)
Posted by: zombie stockton rush at June 13, 2025 03:34 AM (NjNcg)
Posted by: Biden's Dog
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More...?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 13, 2025 03:19 AM (XeU6L)
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Busy but here:
https://tinyurl.com/3z7k7mth
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 13, 2025 03:36 AM (BzP/F)
Stay safe.
Posted by: Reforger at June 13, 2025 03:41 AM (6k8Dh)
Engineer: The hull broke at 3900 feet.
Stockton: Then change the little ticks on the measuring thingy so we can say we made 4500. Next, we dive with 5 people onboard.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 13, 2025 03:45 AM (YDQ9Q)
Hard pass for me. First off, being senile for decades has no appeal even if I'm unaware. Secondly, this will increase the retirement age to the point I'll have to work until I'm 150.
Posted by: NR Pax at June 13, 2025 03:50 AM (7xrfc)
@DaveAtherton20
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An @RSPCA_official lady visits the home of a migrant & it appears they have been killing swans & eating them.
Feeling the cultural enrichment yet?
Posted by: 13times at June 13, 2025 03:58 AM (M+SOm)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 13, 2025 03:59 AM (BzP/F)
Feeling the cultural enrichment yet?
Posted by: 13times at June 13, 2025 03:58 AM (M+SOm)
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Swan recipe is our strength!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 13, 2025 04:00 AM (BzP/F)
Posted by: zombie stockton rush at June 13, 2025 03:34 AM (NjNcg)
DCLXVI
Posted by: Cow Demon at June 13, 2025 04:02 AM (2Rbgs)
Everyone here knows that Iran is a problem in the first place because of the CIA. So I have no problem with us being part of the solution.
Funniest thing seen so far: a free Palestine activist on X shrieking that Russia and China will avenge the mullahs. Putin and Xi both likely don’t give a shit. They have way more important things going on.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 13, 2025 04:12 AM (QZThv)
Posted by: m at June 13, 2025 04:30 AM (CQE5S)
understands what they are talking about on the internet.
You certainly know how to bring an issue to light and make it important.
More and more people ought to look at this and understand this side of your
story. It's surprising you aren't more popular since you certainly
have the gift.
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