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Scumbag Woke Corporation Walmart Faces Boycott As Scumbag Heiress Christy Walton Promotes the Planned Democrat-Media Party Riots Scheduled for This Saturday
Maybe we should have some fiery but mostly peaceful protests for Walmart.I think we could take a chunk of that $19.4 billion away with a big, beautiful boycott.
Walmart is facing a furious boycott by the MAGA world after its billionaire heiress endorsed and promoted an anti-Trump rally amid the raging protests happening in Los Angeles. Republicans have erupted online over Christy Walton's support of the group 'No Kings' - which took to social media several times calling President Donald Trump's response to the protests 'a distraction' because 'he wants to blind us to the chaos and damage he's inflicting nationwide.' Christy Walton is the widow of John T. Walton, who was one of the sons of Sam Walton, the founder of Walmart. Although Walton, who is worth $19.4 billion, has not publicly spoken out about the protests or Trump, she placed a full-page ad in the New York Times Sunday calling on Americans to stand up 'against aggression by dictators' and 'mobilize' this upcoming Saturday - the same day the president is set to host a military parade in Washington D.C.
... 'We are the people of the United States of America. The honor, dignity, and integrity of our country are not for sale. Our government is of the people, by the people, for the people,' the ad, accompanied by an image of the Statue of Liberty, read. Around the time her advertisement hit the paper, disastrous riots broke out in LA, leading Trump to call on the National Guard and US Marines to take over the growing chaos - sparking an all out fight across the county. In the midst of the media coverage on the protests, 'No Kings' made several posts on X mentioning the violence and how it disagrees with the president's response.Walmart says that it has nothing to do with Christy Walton's call for more rioting. If that's true, then they should run a counter-ad. But they won't.
One post read: 'THIS IS A DISTRACTION! Trump deploying 2,000 National Guard troops to LA to crush protests is a smokescreen. He wants to blind us to the chaos and damage he's inflicting nationwide. Don't fall for it -- he's hiding much worse!' Another showed an illustrated image of Trump appearing to look down on a scene of protesters while holding an 'economic report' and what appeared to be pictures of him and Jeffery Epstein. Walton's ad has visibly left many enraged and offended, leaving Republicans to call for a boycott of the popular retailer. 'Christy Walton from the family who own Walmart is Funding the day of defiance against Donald Trump. Enough is enough do not spend any money at Walmart or you are funding the things that are happening against our federal agents. Walmart is the one or most likely provided the gas masks during the riots,' one user wrote on X. Another wrote: 'Time to boycott Walmart!' 'Boycott Walmart sounds good to me specially how Christy China Walton is hates America and supports burning the United States Flag and likes people harassing ICE and federal employees,' wrote someone else. There are expected to be more than 1,800 events linked to the organization across the country Saturday, a No Kings spokesperson Andrew Cook told Forbes. 'On June 14--Flag Day--President Trump wants tanks in the street and a made-for-TV display of dominance for his birthday. A spectacle meant to look like strength. But real power isn't staged in Washington. It rises up everywhere else,' the group's website states. ... 'On June 14th, we're showing up everywhere he isn't--to say no thrones, no crowns, no kings,' it added. Randi Weingarten, president of the American Federation of Teachers - one of the organization backing 'No Kings' to organize the anti-Trump protests - told the outlet: 'People from all walks of life support No Kings because our country was founded on the idea that presidents answer to the people -- not to authoritarian overreach or violence.'
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 12, 2025 12:10 PM (Splbu)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 12, 2025 12:10 PM (2UnvF)
Real. Shame.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 12, 2025 12:10 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 12, 2025 12:12 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 12, 2025 12:12 PM (GYt5+)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 12, 2025 12:12 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2025 12:13 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 12, 2025 12:13 PM (Splbu)
Gawd, I hate that harridan.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 12, 2025 12:13 PM (s8j++)
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Unless they have dementia in which case the press tries to lie about it while a clandestine coterie answers to no one but themselves.
FUCK YOU LIBS AND EAT SHIT
Posted by: ... at June 12, 2025 12:13 PM (uhAtk)
Gawd, I hate that harridan.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 12, 2025 12:13 PM (s8j++)
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So...you're saying that the elected president should have plenary power over the executive branch in order for the executive branch to be answerable to the sovereign people, and the idea of independent federal agencies is an abomination and must be abolished?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 12:14 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 12, 2025 12:12 PM (tT6L1)
We don't know if she has done anything illegal, but we don't know if she *hasn't*, soooo Out Of An Abundance Of Caution...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 12, 2025 12:14 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2025 12:14 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 12, 2025 12:14 PM (iFTx/)
I keep trying to tell them that if Trump were a dictator, the left would be playing catch with a mortar round.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2025 12:14 PM (3aclk)
Hey Randi.. Trump is answering the people. They elected him to do exactly what he is doing....
Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2025 12:14 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 12, 2025 12:14 PM (tT6L1)
I admit, I never shop my area Walmart b/c it's a pit. And I now no longer regret my discount grocery pick ups from Target, who has decided they no longer want to be on the wrong side of the 80/20 issues...while Walmart has now decided to take their place...
Posted by: Nova Local at June 12, 2025 12:15 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: IronDave at June 12, 2025 12:15 PM (k3crU)
Hey Randi.. Trump is answering the people. They elected him to do exactly what he is doing....
Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2025 12:14 PM (VE6XX)
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The funny thing is that, I'm pretty sure, the complaint behind the No Kings thing is that Trump is acting like a tyrant by making "independent" agencies more answerable to him, the elected president.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 12:15 PM (GBKbO)
Real. Shame.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 12, 2025 12:10 PM (Q4IgG)
You misspelled "Christy Walton's house".
According to the commies that's a Mostly Peaceful Protest, right?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 12, 2025 12:15 PM (ULPxl)
they hire tons of illegals (hi spanics and haitians) that don't spick english
Posted by: jb at June 12, 2025 12:16 PM (X/y72)
That said, I cannot boycott Walmart more than I have for the last 27 years.
Posted by: Captain Obvious. Laird o' the Sea at June 12, 2025 12:16 PM (6YdsJ)
We don't know if she has done anything illegal, but we don't know if she *hasn't*, soooo Out Of An Abundance Of Caution...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 12, 2025 12:14 PM (ULPxl)
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Arrest then find the charge is how it works, right? Didn't Merrick set that standard?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 12, 2025 12:16 PM (tT6L1)
Walmart and all of big retail profit massively from US tax dollars going to "newcomers" to spend at walmart.
Walmart, Home Depot, Amazon, and all of Big Retail. Also Big Tech. More people = revenue growth, plain and simple.
Revenue growth = executive bonuses and stock options gaining value.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at June 12, 2025 12:16 PM (Af/EW)
OG Best Buy service. I am talking 90s OG. Where you could not take 3 steps without someone asking if you needed help. Sidenote: Best Buy now is like a frickin graveyard. Good luck finding a heartbeat anywhere.
'No thanks. I hate people. But I appreciate the attempt.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2025 12:16 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: ... at June 12, 2025 12:16 PM (uhAtk)
Wait a minute. There is already a cashier at my local Wal-mart doing that.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 12, 2025 12:16 PM (NPytu)
I think imma start going back to Food Lion.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 12, 2025 12:16 PM (RG+lC)
they hire tons of illegals (hi spanics and haitians) that don't spick english
Posted by: jb at June 12, 2025 12:16 PM (X/y72)
It's more that they are pissed about the tariffs. Probably the most effected company from the new deal.
Posted by: Nova Local at June 12, 2025 12:17 PM (tOcjL)
This is the problem with being richer than Croesus. You want for nothing, and never have to work for anything. Your life has no meaning, so you go looking for it in stupid places.
Yes, I'm drawing a parallel to a society in which AI and robots do all the work.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 12, 2025 12:17 PM (s8j++)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2025 12:17 PM (91YPD)
I would love if this affected her but the reality is there will be a bump in her wallet that is a little lower at most
What needs to happen is that this witch needs run out of Arkansas. A property/income tax targeted straight to her demographic would be the best way to address this. Alternatively, she needs berated every time she sets foot in public. No more kings, says the fucking princess...
Posted by: Tired of "Elites" PITA at June 12, 2025 12:18 PM (nRbI6)
According to wiki... In November 2015, an analysis of court documents by Bloomberg revealed that the bulk of her husband's wealth had been transferred to her son, Lukas Walton, resulting in an estimated net worth of approximately US$5 billion.
I suspect that a good percentage of her money isn't in WalMart anymore. Boycotting them will, in all likelihood, hurt a bunch of people not associated with her. That having been said, I don't shop there - ever - so you do you.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2025 12:18 PM (ExV1e)
Honestly, I’ve been inside a Walmart twice. Their stuff is crap.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 12, 2025 12:18 PM (W2Pud)
So she's not even a blood relation to the family.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 12, 2025 12:18 PM (hB7mE)
Posted by: Scented Soap Guy at June 12, 2025 12:19 PM (I58on)
1. Ravenous slithering bureaucracy
2. A secret team of grotesque usurpers
3. A queen
And btw if you don't think they would have anointed Kamala "Queen" from Day 0 on, you missed your retard pills this morning.
Posted by: ... at June 12, 2025 12:19 PM (uhAtk)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2025 12:17 PM (91YPD)
'Hurt' is relative. She probably owns a ton of stock, so you might be able to affect her net worth. Worthwhile? Probably not as she has people who probably diversify for her.
I'd think, and I am just an idiot on the internet.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2025 12:19 PM (bss/y)
If she's supporting and funding riots, then RICO her and garnish her fortune.
And a little jail time in a SuperMax wouldn't hurt either.
Any illegal funding of insurrection or treason needs to be proven with ironclad evidence and then punished to the max.
This stupid, wanton destruction of private property because, the Left can't formulate any reasonable arguments for their insane policies has to stop.
The New Rules Biden&Pals brought to the gov't need to be exercised on the Democrats/Progtards/Communists until they learn they aren't little princes and princesses immune to their law and the consequences of their actions.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 12, 2025 12:19 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Tired of at June 12, 2025 12:19 PM (nRbI6)
I think Walmart put out a statement saying they have nothing to do with the funding.
Posted by: four seasons at June 12, 2025 12:19 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 12, 2025 12:19 PM (WnEm5)
Posted by: ... at June 12, 2025 12:19 PM (uhAtk)
Dont go looking for pics.
She makes that bizarre catlady woman with all the plastic surgery look like Jo Ann Pflug.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at June 12, 2025 12:19 PM (et1vG)
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 12, 2025 12:19 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2025 12:18 PM (ExV1e)
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At this point, I'm not opposed to major corporations being afraid of being associated, even remotely, with far left partisan causes.
If this causes Wal-Mart to miss earnings by 1% causing a 10% drop in stock (which lasts for 2 days before it's right back), it'll be a good sign to others.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 12:19 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2025 12:20 PM (2GCMq)
Posted by: toby928 at June 12, 2025 12:20 PM (jc0TO)
I've been working my way through a youtube conversation with an old Brit who argues that Trump, in fact, makes a great king.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 12, 2025 12:20 PM (YDQ9Q)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 12, 2025 12:20 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 12, 2025 12:20 PM (PiwSw)
Is there no Home Depot nearby???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 12, 2025 12:20 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 12, 2025 12:20 PM (PiwSw)
LOL.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2025 12:20 PM (bss/y)
There's no reason they wouldn't again, but the whole "you have to treat them like employees instead of slaves" thing is a major disadvantage on the employer's side.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 12, 2025 12:09 PM (hB7mE)
This attitude infests a lot of corporate America but they call it "being a team player." And let's not forget that Walmart benefits from slave labor in China. So yeah. Fuck 'em.
Posted by: They can all fuck off at June 12, 2025 12:21 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2025 12:21 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: pudinhead at June 12, 2025 12:21 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2025 12:21 PM (vf0Uk)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2025 12:21 PM (VE6XX)
I think Walmart put out a statement saying they have nothing to do with the funding.
Posted by: four seasons at June 12, 2025 12:19 PM (3ek7K)
So milquetoast.
Vs "We have nothing to do with the funding AND we completely reject the purpose of the funding, to sow discord and weaken these great United States. We stand strong with our president and all Americans now and forever."
Posted by: Nova Local at June 12, 2025 12:21 PM (tOcjL)
He's going to some stupid "No Kings" protest in San Francisco this Saturday.
Posted by: wth at June 12, 2025 12:21 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 12, 2025 12:12 PM (2UnvF)
Good point. This is essentially a Baron's Revolt situation. People with a little power want more and have called up their levees. Before they made King John sign the Magna Carta. Hopefully the commie version isn't so successful.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 12, 2025 12:21 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: polynikes at June 12, 2025 12:22 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: Crusader at June 12, 2025 12:22 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: brak at June 12, 2025 12:22 PM (jGJov)
They are handy I have to admit. I believe I will start looking for alternatives, even if it means more driving.
Farm store for dog food, drugstore or grocery store for personal hygiene items. Definitely not going to replace MalMart with TarGay.
Posted by: haffhowershower at June 12, 2025 12:22 PM (144I4)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2025 12:21 PM
In most places, the press will outnumber the protestors.
Posted by: toby928 at June 12, 2025 12:22 PM (jc0TO)
The phrase No Kings insists that the only opposing argument is that there needs to be one.
This is the basis of sloganeering. Learn it, live it, love it. Helps one to recognize when some bullshit some dumb lib says has first been focus tested and massaged (hint: 112,000% of the time).
Posted by: ... at June 12, 2025 12:22 PM (uhAtk)
I don't shop at Walmart but their statement is enough for me.
Posted by: anon2020 at June 12, 2025 12:22 PM (RqMDa)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2025 12:22 PM (vf0Uk)
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 12, 2025 12:14 PM (iFTx/)
There is a special place in the infernal regions for people who unnecessarily use a link shortener on a youtube link.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2025 12:22 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: pudinhead at June 12, 2025 12:22 PM (FmapG)
Honestly, I’ve been inside a Walmart twice. Their stuff is crap.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 12, 2025 12:18 PM (W2Pud)
When my daughter was growing up, we'd play Walmart Bingo. Before we went into the store, we'd each guess what we'd see first. People in their pajamas, a "whale tale", or other frightful sights. Was actually fun.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 12, 2025 12:22 PM (N39Ws)
Josh Slocum: MSNBC Thinks Vladimir Putin is Writing Patriotic Tweets for the U.S.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not at June 12, 2025 12:23 PM (L/fGl)
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Let's not forget that WalMart said that their prices will increase due to tarrifs, confirming that a lot of the crap they sell comes from... CHy-na.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 12, 2025 12:23 PM (Dv3i1)
Yet, the Big Beautiful Bill funds USAID which funds this bullshit.
We're still so f*cked.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2025 12:23 PM (vf0Uk)
Posted by: steevy at June 12, 2025 12:23 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2025 12:20 PM (2GCMq)
They don't possess feelings, they are demons. It's mental manipulation.
Posted by: ... at June 12, 2025 12:23 PM (uhAtk)
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2025 12:23 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, Ltd. at June 12, 2025 12:23 PM (bxwtE)
Posted by: Crusader at June 12, 2025 12:23 PM (TN0g+)
Josh Slocum: MSNBC Thinks Vladimir Putin is Writing Patriotic Tweets for the U.S.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not at June 12, 2025 12:23 PM (L/fGl)
WTF does that mean ?
Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2025 12:23 PM (VE6XX)
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You left out massive camel foots.
Posted by: pudinhead at June 12, 2025 12:24 PM (FmapG)
Dems continue to keep digging the holethey are in deeper and deeper. Don't think we should help them stop. They look more ridiculous every day. First allowing anitsemetic gangs to overrun college camuses.Then the trek to El Salvador. Then letting rioters begin looting and destroying property over legitimate Government law enforcement. Now promoting insurrection against the government.
Trump's approval ratings continue to rise and normal people beginning to see what is happening in real time.
Let them keep digging.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 12, 2025 12:24 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: polynikes at June 12, 2025 12:22 PM (VofaG)
I ended mine last June when they didn't put out the trans stuff for Pride in my local one...now they've kept rolling back the woke all year, so it's been nice. Makes it easy to get bananas when I need them during the week (since I walk past it on my walks)...
Posted by: Nova Local at June 12, 2025 12:24 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 12, 2025 12:14 PM (iFTx/)
There is a special place in the infernal regions for people who unnecessarily use a link shortener on a youtube link.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2025 12:22 PM (ExV1e)
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Well yea, but I'm tired of getting scolded on here for not using a shortener to make a link a few characters less.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 12, 2025 12:24 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 12, 2025 12:24 PM (5xuJ/)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 12, 2025 12:24 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 12, 2025 12:20 PM (YDQ9Q)
Chesterton argued that the American president had powers more like a king than did the king of England.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 12, 2025 12:24 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at June 12, 2025 12:25 PM (Af/EW)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2025 12:23 PM (VE6XX)
*sigh* Putin has Trump in his pocket. Trump does not take a whiz without his say so.
-something like that
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2025 12:25 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: ... at June 12, 2025 12:16 PM (uhAtk)
It also plays into the leftist thinking "every woman a kween, we don't need no man".
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2025 12:25 PM (ExV1e)
If she’s on the board they need to kick her off if possible. ( the shares she holds might make that difficult)
Posted by: polynikes at June 12, 2025 12:25 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2025 12:25 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: brak at June 12, 2025 12:22 PM (jGJov)
I looked up 'john t walton' and one of the first auto-complete suggestions was 'john t walton death'.
He crashed his experimental plane; according to NTSB: "[he] had improperly reinstalled the rear locking collar on the elevator control torque tube. This allowed the torque tube to move rearward during his flight and loosened the elevator control cable tension. The outcome of the failed repair was an inflight loss of pitch control, without which Walton could not control the aircraft's altitude."
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 12, 2025 12:26 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2025 12:26 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: dananjcon at June 12, 2025 12:26 PM (8C1eU)
But they won't.’
They will if the boycott gets painful enough.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 12, 2025 12:26 PM (jbnUc)
I used to work with a student worker who liked to go there at 2 a.m. to play "mullets and missing teeth."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2025 12:27 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 12, 2025 12:26 PM (ULPxl)
You notice AOP never talks about rebuilding light aircraft and flying them for fun.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2025 12:27 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at June 12, 2025 12:27 PM (/U5Yz)
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, Ltd. at June 12, 2025 12:23 PM (bxwtE)
Pussy is the greatest thing ever that tends to ruin everything.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2025 12:27 PM (vf0Uk)
I used to work with a student worker who liked to go there at 2 a.m. to play "mullets and missing teeth."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2025 12:27 PM (7fElN)
I miss 24 hour stores in general. Fuck you, chinese lung AIDS.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2025 12:27 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 12, 2025 12:24 PM (iFTx/)
That's good because I'm tired of having to read 0.00008 sized font because someone doesn't want to take four seconds as a basic courtesy to shorten a link. Which you are doing, so this isn't directed at you. I don't even know what the problem is with shortening a YouTube link. By default they are pretty long.
Posted by: ... at June 12, 2025 12:27 PM (uhAtk)
Posted by: Wally at June 12, 2025 12:28 PM (ekm7d)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 12, 2025 12:23 PM (Dv3i1
I think they walked that back after a conversation with Trump.
Posted by: polynikes at June 12, 2025 12:28 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at June 12, 2025 12:25 PM (Af/EW)
Everything the left does is to spite God and his followers.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2025 12:28 PM (vf0Uk)
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 12, 2025 12:24 PM (iFTx/)
EweToob has a native link shortener invoked by the "share" button. And about halfway through the link so generated, you will find a question mark (?). Lop that off, and everything that follows it, and the link still works, but denies Gurgle the tracking information they crave so badly.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2025 12:28 PM (91YPD)
Was this bitch asleep for the last 4 years? Remember an unelected tyrant that mandated poison shots? Looted the treasury? Brought in an army of invaders to terrorize the population?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2025 12:28 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: Tex Lovera
......
So you've met my brother.
Posted by: wth at June 12, 2025 12:28 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: steevy at June 12, 2025 12:29 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: ... at June 12, 2025 12:27 PM (uhAtk)
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If you take off the cookie string that sometimes gets added to the end of a Youtube link, it's, maybe, 5-10 characters longer than an is.gd link.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 12:29 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at June 12, 2025 12:25 PM (Af/EW)
Oooh how did I miss that.
Posted by: ... at June 12, 2025 12:29 PM (uhAtk)
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 12, 2025 12:24 PM (iFTx/)
Turn in your "Bladiest of the Blades" Card for giving a crap about that.
You will receive a Pinkberry 10% Off Coupon in exchange.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 12, 2025 12:29 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2025 12:29 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2025 12:27 PM (vf0Uk)
It’s called the Power of the P. Most powerful force in the Universe.
Posted by: polynikes at June 12, 2025 12:29 PM (VofaG)
Besides, what other similar type store is acceptable? Target is leftwing as hell. Costco is lefty. Walmart makes those two look like MAGA country. Dollar General? No thanks.
Bedsides, the left hates Walmart for allowing the poors to be able to afford things.
Posted by: brak at June 12, 2025 12:29 PM (jGJov)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 12, 2025 12:26 PM (ULPxl)
He was likely murdered because he donated to a conservative cause at some point in his life.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2025 12:29 PM (vf0Uk)
tedfrank
@tedfrank
2h
If my social media team did this to me, I’d throw a stapler at them.
https://tinyurl.com/2hbvkmd2
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 12, 2025 12:30 PM (BzP/F)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at June 12, 2025 12:25 PM (Af/EW)
Right? I hear "But Jesus" every time I hear "No King".
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 12, 2025 12:30 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 12, 2025 12:30 PM (HLxi5)
Posted by: pudinhead
Baby formula and a pharmacy.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2025 12:30 PM (3aclk)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 12, 2025 12:30 PM (akw+7)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 12, 2025 12:30 PM (vcbnP)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 12:29 PM (GBKbO)
Which is enough characters to embiggen the comment boxes and make it hard for some phones to read the comments. And considering reading the comments is basically the entire point of this place, I don't see the big deal with keeping it easy.
Posted by: ... at June 12, 2025 12:30 PM (uhAtk)
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2025 12:30 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: mr tmz at June 12, 2025 12:30 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2025 12:22 PM
Just get rid of the question mark and everything that follows it.
Posted by: The more you know at June 12, 2025 12:30 PM (gRfWg)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2025 12:30 PM (2GCMq)
Posted by: ... at June 12, 2025 12:30 PM (uhAtk)
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Nah, it's not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brI3gt9girI
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 12:31 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2025 12:28 PM (91YPD)
Right click the video and choose Copy URL. It's automatically the shortened version.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2025 12:31 PM (vf0Uk)
Posted by: Tired of at June 12, 2025 12:31 PM (nRbI6)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 12, 2025 12:31 PM (Jtz/H)
Posted by: Jolo at June 12, 2025 12:32 PM (hFqlx)
Posted by: polynikes at June 12, 2025 12:32 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: brak at June 12, 2025 12:32 PM (jGJov)
Posted by: steevy at June 12, 2025 12:32 PM (YwEeS)
Nah, it's not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brI3gt9girI
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 12:31 PM (GBKbO)
Right click the video and choose Copy video URL:
https://youtu.be/brI3gt9girI
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2025 12:32 PM (vf0Uk)
Posted by: steevy at June 12, 2025 12:32 PM (YwEeS)
If she's supporting and funding riots, then RICO her and garnish her fortune.
Until the people funding and organizing the riots and terror attacks are imprisoned they will continue.
NO ONE cares when Joe P(edo) Antifman gets 40 hours of community service for fire bombing his local ICE office. Not Joe, not the local government, not the Walton types paying him.
But through her ass in supermax and seize her ill gotten gains? Suddenly these riots will disappear overnight...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2025 12:33 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: steevy at June 12, 2025 12:32 PM (YwEeS)
So was Grandma
Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2025 12:33 PM (VE6XX)
Pussy is the greatest thing ever that tends to ruin everything.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
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No, it's men's insane weakness about it. Women can't help having it, and 99% of the time Sam Waltons are overlooking 1000 good women to grab the trashiest pussy in the field while the good women are saying "He built a billion-dollar fortune and he can't see that she's trash??"
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 12, 2025 12:33 PM (YDQ9Q)
Posted by: MJ at June 12, 2025 12:33 PM (ySA8W)
https://youtu.be/brI3gt9girI
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2025 12:32 PM (vf0Uk)
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Which also works, making it slightly shorter.
But the standard link doesn't blow the margins, is my point. As long as you cut off the cookie string at the end.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 12:33 PM (GBKbO)
Where else is a 300 pound guy wearing Speedo underwear under his sagging sweat pants going to go for his six-pack of Bud Lite?
If they see "Treat everyone fairly/equitably," it gets their panties in a bunch. Biggest snowflakes that ever existed.
The most "snowflake"-y liberal arts college student is a veritable stoic compared to these perpetually-triggered outrage addicts. These people somehow manage to be constantly full of shit while constantly losing theirs.
MAGA is only proving that they DO want Trump to be a king. And that is totally un-American and totally treasonous. I don't blame Walmart for not wanting to associate with that scum. Smartest thing they can do.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 12, 2025 12:33 PM (ybzsR)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 12, 2025 12:33 PM (BzP/F)
Posted by: steevy at June 12, 2025 12:33 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 12, 2025 12:33 PM (/U5Yz)
Posted by: ... at June 12, 2025 12:33 PM (uhAtk)
Posted by: fd at June 12, 2025 12:33 PM (6x4xH)
Posted by: Elric Blade
And their moms are walking down the basement stairs yelling at them for leaving pictures of Sen. Chris Murphy and crusty socks laying around.
Posted by: haffhowershower at June 12, 2025 12:34 PM (144I4)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2025 12:34 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: TJ Jackson at June 12, 2025 12:34 PM (bXvrr)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 12, 2025 12:33 PM (ybzsR)
Wrong again
Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2025 12:34 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 12, 2025 12:33 PM (ybzsR)
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Okay, instead of an executive with plenary power over executive functions of government, we'll have unaccountable bureaucrats who ignore the whims of the people no matter what they say.
Deal?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 12:34 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: pudinhead
Baby formula and a pharmacy.
Posted by: rickb223
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Beef sticks.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 12, 2025 12:34 PM (Q4IgG)
Yes, your tax dollars are funding the riots. The unions get boo coo tax dollars to exist.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2025 12:34 PM (vf0Uk)
Pussy is the greatest thing ever that tends to ruin everything.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
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No, it's men's insane weakness about it. Women can't help having it, and 99% of the time Sam Waltons are overlooking 1000 good women to grab the trashiest pussy in the field while the good women are saying "He built a billion-dollar fortune and he can't see that she's trash??"
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 12, 2025 12:33 PM (YDQ9Q)
She loves me!!!
Posted by: multi-bazillionaire who just met a stripper at June 12, 2025 12:34 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2025 12:17 PM (91YPD)
I'm guessing no.
I mean, technically if you have a large enough stake in a corporation your sales and purchases of that company are made public so I guess if she was still heavily invested in it one could find out.
This is just me but I'm not putting 19 billion eggs in one basket.
She's probably in everything with a lttle Walmart tossed in.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 12, 2025 12:34 PM (FCbAQ)
Posted by: DaisyB at June 12, 2025 12:34 PM (AbL8c)
Posted by: fd at June 12, 2025 12:33 PM (6x4xH)
Everything is Your Fault..
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2025 12:34 PM (PCK5/)
Simply ban junk food.
Sure you can buy rice or chicken or fruit with them but want doritoes? Get a job
Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2025 12:35 PM (t0Rmr)
Beef sticks.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 12, 2025 12:34 PM (Q4IgG)
SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!!!
Posted by: Zombie Macho Man Randy Savage at June 12, 2025 12:35 PM (vf0Uk)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2025 12:34 PM (t0Rmr)
Movie Kang should go WAAAAAAAAAY further to the right there, champ.
Comics Kang always struck me as odd. Weird costume.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2025 12:35 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 12, 2025 12:35 PM (/U5Yz)
Are you white?
Christian?
Male?
Straight?
Then yes this comment is correct
Posted by: The FNM at June 12, 2025 12:35 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: polynikes at June 12, 2025 12:35 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: DanMan at June 12, 2025 12:35 PM (8uzBS)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 12, 2025 12:35 PM (akw+7)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 12, 2025 12:24 PM (wtvvX)
Well, there's George Soros and Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg and Michael Bloomberg and people like Mark Elias and ....
you get the idea. Not just women.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 12, 2025 12:35 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: DaisyB at June 12, 2025 12:34 PM (AbL8c)
F*cking Irish.....
Posted by: Zombie Macho Man Randy Savage at June 12, 2025 12:35 PM (vf0Uk)
Deal?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 12:34 PM (GBKbO)
Well, that's what we have.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2025 12:35 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: toby928 at June 12, 2025 12:36 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 12:36 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2025 12:36 PM (vf0Uk)
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2025 12:36 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: steevy at June 12, 2025 12:32 PM (YwEeS)
Will Geer (Grandpa actor) was gay… hanging around all those young child actors. I loved that show though
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 12, 2025 12:36 PM (+kWhq)
Posted by: Schoolhouse Rock at June 12, 2025 12:36 PM (7szT/)
Posted by: pudinhead
they have just about everything -- mine still sells ammo
>>I bet Sam Walton is turning in his grave.
that's been true for decades -- he was big on "Made in the USA" for one things
Posted by: brak at June 12, 2025 12:36 PM (jGJov)
Posted by: Gref at June 12, 2025 12:36 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2025 12:36 PM (3aclk)
Deal?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 12:34 PM (GBKbO)
Well, that's what we have.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2025 12:35 PM (bss/y)
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But at least it's not a king!
Pure democracy, it sounds like.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 12:36 PM (GBKbO)
Rick Moranis is returning.
Interesting...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 12:36 PM (GBKbO)
I'm betting it will suck. Hard. Even The Critical Drinker will shred it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2025 12:36 PM (vf0Uk)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 12, 2025 12:37 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 12, 2025 12:35 PM (/U5Yz)
Pho King >>> Lion King > No Kings
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 12, 2025 12:37 PM (i24o9)
He thinks that just because the majority of the voters chose him, and continue to back him, that he can do the things that he campaigned on but we don't like. You can tell that he's acting like a king because the totally straight shooting judges have been stymying him and he can't do anything about... as is the case with dictatorial kings. -- confused leftists
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2025 12:37 PM (ExV1e)
No one said those guys aren’t bad. Just saying woke leftist women are worse.
Posted by: polynikes at June 12, 2025 12:37 PM (VofaG)
She loves me!!!
Posted by: multi-bazillionaire who just met a stripper
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lol, or fat old white dude who just met a hostess in a bar in Seoul, Beijing, Bangkok...
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 12, 2025 12:37 PM (YDQ9Q)
Worst movement in the marvel movies was not directly by him but... https://youtu.be/eLv175eOJ_w
Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2025 12:37 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2025 12:36 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 12, 2025 12:37 PM (ULPxl)
Rick Moranis is returning.
Interesting...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 12:36 PM (GBKbO)
I'm betting it will suck. Hard. Even The Critical Drinker will shred it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2025 12:36 PM (vf0Uk)
I love Mel Brooks. He has made some of the funniest movies in history.
Men in Tights is the cut off.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2025 12:37 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2025 12:36 PM (vf0Uk)
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Hard to imagine Mel Brooks, assuming he's doing anything with it at all besides putting his name on it, without Gene Wilder coming up with something great.
Hard to imagine a modern crop of writers hired by Amazon/MGM making it funny.
But the material is fucking ripe for a tearing up. Stick a needle in Disney's eye hard.
I'm not hopeful. I'm just...curious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 12:37 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 12, 2025 12:24 PM (iFTx/)
Turn in your "Bladiest of the Blades" Card for giving a crap about that.
You will receive a Pinkberry 10% Off Coupon in exchange.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 12, 2025 12:29 PM (iJfKG)
_________
I think frozen yogurt takes inches off your dick, but Pinkberry and Red Mango were at one time crawling with hot Asian girls. So you know where the Blade was. I'm not sure if PB and RM are still a thing.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 12, 2025 12:38 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not at June 12, 2025 12:38 PM (L/fGl)
Men in Tights is the cut off.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2025 12:37 PM (bss/y)
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A big fan of Life Stinks, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 12:38 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2025 12:38 PM (PCK5/)
45% of Walmart shares are held by Walton Enterprises holding company and the Walton Family Holdings Trust.
There are 7 heirs in that 45% (some of whom also own individual stock). Christy is one, so a boycott would definitely hit her wallet...
Posted by: Nova Local at June 12, 2025 12:38 PM (tOcjL)
Trump is doing things the permanent bureaucracy is opposed to and removing them if they try and stop him.
So...that makes him a King.
Its stupid, it doesn't make any actual sense, but...that's it.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2025 12:38 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2025 12:39 PM (3aclk)
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2025 12:36 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 12, 2025 12:37 PM (ULPxl)
Thanks Helena..
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2025 12:39 PM (PCK5/)
Trump is doing things the permanent bureaucracy is opposed to and removing them if they try and stop him.
So...that makes him a King.
Its stupid, it doesn't make any actual sense, but...that's it.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2025 12:38 PM (t0Rmr)
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"We shouldn't have a singular president elected by the people. We should have a Mandarin class that rules us without concern for our wishes."
"Okay. If we neuter everyone in the government bureaucracy, I agree."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 12:40 PM (GBKbO)
He's going to some stupid "No Kings" protest in San Francisco this Saturday.
Posted by: wth at June 12, 2025 12:21 PM (v0R5T)
Tell him that he should bring his own lube... and condoms if he chooses to use them.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2025 12:40 PM (ExV1e)
I'm not hopeful. I'm just...curious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 12:37 PM (GBKbO)
It could be but I recall in the last couple years Brooks said some woke stuff... Or his publicist said it for him.... He is in his 90's I believe
Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2025 12:40 PM (VE6XX)
Men in Tights is the cut off.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2025 12:37 PM (bss/y)
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A big fan of Life Stinks, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 12:38 PM (GBKbO)
I can't say that I'm a fan of that movie. Better than History of the World Part II, but from what I've heard of that mini-series that's a low bar.
Posted by: Octochicken at June 12, 2025 12:40 PM (oCS0o)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 12, 2025 12:40 PM (zW2w3)
Men in Tights is the cut off.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2025 12:37 PM (bss/y)
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We usually agree but Mel Brooks comedy is just meh to me. I will admit that his movies have a lot of quotable lines though that I used a lot when I was younger.
Posted by: polynikes at June 12, 2025 12:40 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2025 12:40 PM (VE6XX)
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He had nothing other than his name attached to History of the World Part 2. He wrote none of it.
I assume it'll be the same with Spaceballs 2.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 12:40 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 12, 2025 12:41 PM (PiwSw)
I assume it'll be the same with Spaceballs 2.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 12:40 PM (GBKbO)
Tagline: The search for more money.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 12, 2025 12:41 PM (i24o9)
The recent Star Wars (and Star Trek) products have all been awful, so they at least have plenty of raw material to work with.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 12, 2025 12:41 PM (ybzsR)
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2025 12:41 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: King Harv at June 12, 2025 12:42 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: polynikes at June 12, 2025 12:42 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 12:38 PM (GBKbO)
Love Stinks > Life Stinks
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 12, 2025 12:42 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: red speck at June 12, 2025 12:42 PM (0Id0S)
Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2025 12:43 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2025 12:41 PM (PCK5/)
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In retrospect, a large part of that film's success was Gene Wilder who cowrote it.
Brooks always wanted to be a more serious filmmaker. Think The Twelve Chairs and Life Stinks. He got shoe-horned into the parody thing and was good-natured enough to play into it for decades (getting paid for it didn't help).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 12:43 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: pudinhead
Baby formula and a pharmacy.
Posted by: rickb223
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Beef sticks.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
......
Spam and TP
Posted by: wth at June 12, 2025 12:43 PM (UjdFS)
And is that an apt description of the Democrat party or what?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 12, 2025 12:43 PM (c7AgD)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 12, 2025 12:43 PM (0Jl9j)
Posted by: red speck at June 12, 2025 12:42 PM (0Id0S)
She's a Walton by marriage
Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2025 12:43 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Oddbob at June 12, 2025 12:43 PM (/y8xj)
The History of the World sequel that Hulu made sucked. Not a laugh in it until you were a megawoke retard...and even then.
Spacebars 2 is probably more woke """comedy""".
Sad.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 12, 2025 12:43 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 12, 2025 12:43 PM (i24o9)
So...that makes him a King.
Its stupid, it doesn't make any actual sense, but...that's it.
Posted by: 18-1
Added a few more critical points.
Posted by: Fake AoS editor at June 12, 2025 12:44 PM (ybzsR)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2025 12:44 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2025 12:44 PM (vf0Uk)
No one said those guys aren’t bad. Just saying woke leftist women are worse.
Posted by: polynikes
How? How are they worse? How is it that leftist women using their wealth to do the exact same things as leftist men do any different? Because they have different genitalia?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 12, 2025 12:44 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2025 12:41 PM (PCK5/)
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In retrospect, a large part of that film's success was Gene Wilder who cowrote it.
Brooks always wanted to be a more serious filmmaker. Think The Twelve Chairs and Life Stinks. He got shoe-horned into the parody thing and was good-natured enough to play into it for decades (getting paid for it didn't help).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 12:43 PM (GBKbO
The cast of Young Frankenstein was brilliant.l
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2025 12:44 PM (PCK5/)
History of the World - Pissboy and Bring me a bucket.
Blazing Saddles- where all da white women at.
Posted by: polynikes at June 12, 2025 12:44 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 12, 2025 12:44 PM (zW2w3)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 12, 2025 12:44 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 12, 2025 12:35 PM (/U5Yz)
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Idiots!
https://youtu.be/5WsZdDDQ8b0?t=96
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 12, 2025 12:44 PM (BzP/F)
Posted by: Oddbob at June 12, 2025 12:43 PM (/y8xj)
RAYYYCCCIIIISSSSSSTTTTTT
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2025 12:45 PM (vf0Uk)
Project
Posted by: polynikes
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Ignorance + gullibilty is a bad combination.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 12, 2025 12:45 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Don King at June 12, 2025 12:45 PM (PiwSw)
No Kings, but many Queens
Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2025 12:45 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: naturalfake at June 12, 2025 12:45 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 12, 2025 12:44 PM (t/2Uw)
Calm down.
Posted by: polynikes at June 12, 2025 12:45 PM (VofaG)
History of the World - Pissboy and Bring me a bucket.
Blazing Saddles- where all da white women at.
Posted by: polynikes at June 12, 2025 12:44 PM (VofaG)
I'm surrounded by assholes.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 12, 2025 12:45 PM (i24o9)
Rick Moranis is returning.
Daphne Zuniga seems to have aged well.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 12, 2025 12:43 PM (/y8xj)
I thought Rick Moranis was a squishy fake conservative who writes for PJ Media and has a famous “journalist” brother who just got fired for rage tweeting
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 12, 2025 12:45 PM (+kWhq)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 12, 2025 12:45 PM (i24o9)
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This is the story of my people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 12:46 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2025 12:39 PM (3aclk)
Much better. Doesn't contain "mechanically separated chicken" either. Just WTF is that?
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 12, 2025 12:46 PM (5xuJ/)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes
Not with the amount of whiny Kansas City faggots running about.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2025 12:46 PM (3aclk)
Amazon has entered the chat.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 12, 2025 12:46 PM (2ocoG)
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Traditional flying terrifies me...but I do it every so often.
But those stories of some local guy strapping a huge balloon to his lawn chair and flying for miles at a time fascinate me. I've actually googled to see whether there are any consumer-friendly developments in that regard.
Posted by: Crusader at June 12, 2025 12:46 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 12, 2025 12:44 PM (t/2Uw)
Calm down.
Posted by: polynikes at June 12, 2025 12:45 PM (VofaG)
We didn't get a harumph outta that guy!
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 12, 2025 12:46 PM (i24o9)
I feel sorry for Mr.Sam. He worked hard building his business and was American first type of guy and his wife who was a quite woman, was a big help to him. It's a shame a one time family member turned out to be a back stabber.
Posted by: Case at June 12, 2025 12:46 PM (k7qYZ)
I like the part when Tuvok says "We ain't found shit!"
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 12, 2025 12:46 PM (c7AgD)
I thought blog etiquette was to use a link shortener every time you post a URL. So when are you, and when aren’t you, supposed to use a link shortener?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 12, 2025 12:46 PM (fAMPp)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 12, 2025 12:45 PM (i24o9)
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So you've been here before...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2025 12:46 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: The founders at June 12, 2025 12:47 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2025 12:41 PM (PCK5/)
Mmmmmmm......Teri Garr.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2025 12:47 PM (vf0Uk)
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Projection ain't just a denial river in Uzbekistan.
Although note how they shove the word "equitably" in there (which means they make a value judgment on what someone deserves, formerly known as "prejudice") in place of "equally" (currently and still reigning undisputed champ of being the exact opposite of prejudice).
Posted by: ... at June 12, 2025 12:47 PM (uhAtk)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 12, 2025 12:45 PM (i24o9)
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So you've been here before...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2025 12:46 PM (7fElN)
I resemble that remark!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2025 12:47 PM (vf0Uk)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
Those are the worst!
Posted by: Ben Shapiro at June 12, 2025 12:47 PM (ybzsR)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 12, 2025 12:47 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
RM's wife passed from csncer and he stepped away from acting to be a stay at home dad. Kids are now grown.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2025 12:47 PM (3aclk)
Elon has Ludicrous and Plaid Edition Teslas. (The Plaid is, in fact, stupid fast).
Posted by: Ian S. at June 12, 2025 12:48 PM (2ocoG)
That's my password!
I see your schwartz is as big as mine!
Posted by: Off the top of my head at June 12, 2025 12:48 PM (t0Rmr)
I like the part when Tuvok says "We ain't found shit!"
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 12, 2025 12:46 PM (c7AgD)
Combing the desert with a fro-pick is stereotyping at it's finest.
Hysterical.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2025 12:48 PM (vf0Uk)
Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2025 12:48 PM (AOsQT)
"The Twelve Chairs" is Mel Brooks' best movie as a movie.
But, it's hard to beat "Young Frankenstein" for straight-up comedy. Though maybe it's tied with "The Producers" (both versions)
Posted by: naturalfake at June 12, 2025 12:49 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 12, 2025 12:49 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 12, 2025 12:49 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Oddbob at June 12, 2025 12:43 PM (/y8xj)
Do you know who else aged well?
Posted by: ... at June 12, 2025 12:49 PM (uhAtk)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 12:38 PM (GBKbO)
You joke but I think you hit on it. His humor worked for the times he was describing. It flowed. Men in Tights was the last one I ca think of that was just funny and did not feel forced as hell.
Kind of like Ridley Scott, who has blown chunks since he peaked with Alien and Blade Runner.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2025 12:49 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: The founders
Looking at the two nations now, America definitely made the wrong choice.
Posted by: Leftwing Radicals at June 12, 2025 12:50 PM (ybzsR)
DH: "Knock next time! Did you see anything?"
CS: "I didn't see you playing with your dolls again."
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 12, 2025 12:50 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2025 12:46 PM (3aclk)
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There's still a chance it can be done. You could have schvartzeh actors calling schvartzehs schvartzehs.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 12, 2025 12:50 PM (BzP/F)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 12, 2025 12:46 PM (c7AgD)
Combing the desert with a fro-pick is stereotyping at it's finest.
Hysterical.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2025 12:48 PM (vf0Uk)
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Many of Brooks' movies could never, ever be made today.
The environment in Hollywood won't allow it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2025 12:50 PM (7fElN)
Blazing Saddles- where all da white women at.
Lili von Shtupp: Tell me, schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are... gifted? (zipper opens) Oh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!
Bart: I hate to disappoint you, ma'am, but you're suckin' on my arm!
Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2025 12:50 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: ... at June 12, 2025 12:27 PM (uhAtk)
1. Following a link to youtube puts that video in your history which causes youtube to decide to place videos "like that" in your feed. So you either have to clean your history or put up with a bunch of crap.
2. If you remove the tracking cookie, which you should, and aren't trying to hit a specific time, youtube urls are about 3 characters longer than tinyurl urls.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2025 12:50 PM (ExV1e)
Newsom Says It’s His Duty To Represent The Illegal Immigrants Who Elected Him
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From the Bee.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not at June 12, 2025 12:51 PM (L/fGl)
Trump:
1. Promises to do specific things
2. Gets elected and wins every swing state
3. Tries to do those exact things
The Left:
That's illegal he must answer to The People!!!
Posted by: ... at June 12, 2025 12:51 PM (uhAtk)
Legal Hispanic immigrants with a little bit of disposable income.
"Uneducated" rural and suburban white families.
Both groups strongly opposed to this fake rioting and "protesting" shit. Both groups who make up the vast majority of your customer base.
Good strategy, Mrs. Walmart. It can't help but work.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2025 12:51 PM (jeWRt)
Posted by: Oddbob at June 12, 2025 12:43 PM (/y8xj)
A Sure Thing was a favorite movie of mine. I haven’t seen it in decades and wonder if it holds up. I need to watch tonight.
Posted by: polynikes at June 12, 2025 12:51 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey
Jews In Space!
It's all about the marketing.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2025 12:51 PM (3aclk)
@tedfrank
2h
If my social media team did this to me, I’d throw a stapler at them.
https://tinyurl.com/2hbvkmd2
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 12, 2025 12:30 PM (BzP/F)
There's no SNAP aid left because she fucking ate it all.
Posted by: Lose 200 pounds immediately or GET OUT at June 12, 2025 12:51 PM (TbWk/)
Read more carefully. Walmart put out a statement that they have nothing to do with it. This is another case where the cumsock of a dead billionaire is blowing all his money on trying to make sure nobody ever can get rich again.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 12, 2025 12:51 PM (2ocoG)
That's my password!
I see your schwartz is as big as mine!
Posted by: Off the top of my head at June 12, 2025 12:48 PM (t0Rmr)
Just what I need- a Druish Princess.
I'm my own best friend.
We're combing the desert.
We ain't found shit!
I'm you brother's cousins sister's uncles roommate!
I bet she gives good helmet.
I have more.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2025 12:51 PM (bss/y)
@tedfrank
2h
If my social media team did this to me, I’d throw a stapler at them.
https://tinyurl.com/2hbvkmd2
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 12, 2025 12:30 PM (BzP/F)
There's no SNAP aid left because she fucking ate it all.
Posted by: Lose 200 pounds immediately or GET OUT at June 12, 2025 12:51 PM (TbWk/)
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"I'm about to starve!"
-she says after not eating for 12 minutes
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 12:51 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: ... at June 12, 2025 12:52 PM (uhAtk)
Posted by: Oddbob at June 12, 2025 12:43 PM (/y8xj)
Do you know who else aged well?
Posted by: ...
Salma Hayek?
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 12, 2025 12:52 PM (ybzsR)
The only know they can get their fix at Walmart. Cheap.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 12, 2025 12:52 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2025 12:53 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2025 12:53 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 12, 2025 12:52 PM (Q4IgG)
Ummmm.. Little Debbies
Posted by: Welfare Queen at June 12, 2025 12:53 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2025 12:53 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 12, 2025 12:53 PM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2025 12:53 PM (bss/y)
@tedfrank
2h
If my social media team did this to me, I’d throw a stapler at them.
https://tinyurl.com/2hbvkmd2
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 12, 2025 12:30 PM (BzP/F)
Clearly she ate her social media team.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 12, 2025 12:54 PM (i24o9)
The only know they can get their fix at Walmart. Cheap.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
National brand groceries are probably cheapest there vs Kroger, HEB, Winn Dixie & Albertson's.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2025 12:54 PM (3aclk)
I wish I could keep their names straight but was Debbie the girl with the hair that smelled like strawberries or the one that turned her head away from me when I went to sniff her?
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 12, 2025 12:54 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2025 12:41 PM (PCK5/)
Mmmmmmm......Teri Garr.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
What knockers!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not at June 12, 2025 12:54 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at June 12, 2025 12:54 PM (wzAuc)
Rick Moranis lived (or used to live) in my neighborhood in Manhattan. Seen him a few times. Tiny guy.
The cast of SB2 also includes Keke Palmer. She's hot enough and can actually act, but she's another mentally ill (she admits it) leftwing black racist. Just what evert movie needs!
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 12, 2025 12:54 PM (iFTx/)
They’ll have to add a little grey merkin given the age and state of the AWFLs
Posted by: MJ at June 12, 2025 12:55 PM (eJoql)
That's fair but removing the video from watch history isn't that yuge a deal. Neither is pasting any ace obscured url into a private window which is good practice regardless.
Posted by: ... at June 12, 2025 12:55 PM (uhAtk)
They’ll have to add a little grey merkin given the age and state of the AWFLs
Posted by: MJ
If they have any more facelifts, they'll all have goatees.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2025 12:56 PM (3aclk)
https://tinyurl.com/39jfeu46
Posted by: redridinghood at June 12, 2025 12:56 PM (NpAcC)
LOL! Fact checked true.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 12, 2025 12:56 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Pinochet Flight Attendant at June 12, 2025 12:56 PM (zL/eJ)
But those stories of some local guy strapping a huge balloon to his lawn chair and flying for miles at a time fascinate me. I've actually googled to see whether there are any consumer-friendly developments in that regard.
Posted by: Crusader at June 12, 2025 12:46 PM (TN0g+)
..... that's like saying you're afraid of kiddie pools, but you really kind of want to do that barefoot water skiing thing one day.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2025 12:56 PM (jeWRt)
https://tinyurl.com/39jfeu46
Posted by: redridinghood at June 12, 2025 12:56 PM (NpAcC)
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I understand it that Bluesky will ban you for saying that illegal gangbangers should be deported but won't ban you for demanding Trump's assassination or posting kiddie pron.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 12:56 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer
That, or an evil, faceless, remorseless bbureaucracy that enforces their will and is unavoidable.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 12, 2025 12:57 PM (ybzsR)
https://tinyurl.com/39jfeu46
Posted by: redridinghood at June 12, 2025 12:56 PM (NpAcC)
Can't get anything past that guy.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 12, 2025 12:57 PM (i24o9)
I've seen a bunch of people that flounced to Bluesky come crawling back in the last several weeks.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 12, 2025 12:57 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 12, 2025 12:57 PM (c7AgD)
They made their real money with AWS.
Posted by: Nova Local at June 12, 2025 12:57 PM (tOcjL)
It's all about the marketing.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2025 12:51 PM (3aclk)
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Trailer can open with the words "Mars el Tov."
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 12, 2025 12:57 PM (BzP/F)
https://tinyurl.com/39jfeu46
Posted by: redridinghood
No shit?
*Air America has entered the chat
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2025 12:57 PM (3aclk)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2025 12:57 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at June 12, 2025 12:57 PM (V6W16)
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at June 12, 2025 12:57 PM (V6W16)
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My billions will be placed in a large pile and burned to appease Gaia because capitalism is bad.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 12:57 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Rex B at June 12, 2025 12:58 PM (7szT/)
I've seen a couple of places that Bluesky has a real Chris Hansen problem. Go figure - get all the libs in one place, and there's unspeakable perversion.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 12, 2025 12:58 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey
ISWYDT. Golf clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2025 12:58 PM (3aclk)
That's good point - there are a lot of pro-Trump memes that reference him as the God Emperor of Mankind so it would work a lot better.
Of course if your average leftist read 10 minutes of Warhammer lore they'd have a rage stroke
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 12, 2025 12:58 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 12, 2025 12:54 PM (i24o9)
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Or sitting on them.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 12, 2025 12:58 PM (BzP/F)
Walk, luxury. All we had was limping.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 12, 2025 12:40 PM (zW2w3)
Oh we used to dream about limping. We had to hold our breath in our primitive proto-lungs as we desperately flippered our way over to the next pond.
Posted by: Ah the olden days at June 12, 2025 12:58 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 12, 2025 12:58 PM (ULPxl)
https://tinyurl.com/2hbvkmd2
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 12, 2025 12:30 PM (BzP/F)
1. WHY are you a single mother of four? Do the fathers not help out? Do you know who the fathers were?
2. WHY, if you couldn't even buy food, did you continue engaging in the sorts of activities which produce children?
3. WHY, as a full-time? government worker, is you pay so low that you cannot make ends meet?
Is it possible that you're just bad with money? Is it possible that the solution might be to teach you to be better with money as opposed to just continuing to give you money as, apparently, has been the case for the past 22 years? Also, and I say this as a fatbody myself, you really don't look like you're gonna starve in the next few months.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2025 12:58 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 12, 2025 12:58 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 12, 2025 12:58 PM (vt7xw)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 12, 2025 12:59 PM (KWEa6)
Posted by: sure, boycott, ace at June 12, 2025 12:59 PM (UUwWN)
The environment in Hollywood won't allow it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2025 12:50 PM (7fElN)
Why I fully expect a Spaceballs 2 made today to suck balls.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2025 12:59 PM (vf0Uk)
2. WHY, if you couldn't even buy food, did you continue engaging in the sorts of activities which produce children?
3. WHY, as a full-time? government worker, is you pay so low that you cannot make ends meet?
4. Would you like a mint? It's wafer thin.
Posted by: toby928 at June 12, 2025 12:59 PM (jc0TO)
Meanwhile Clinton (Waco anyone?) Barky and Biden could trample rule of law and our supposed constitutional rights with impunity since they were targeting icky flyover christian types.
Posted by: PaleRider at June 12, 2025 12:59 PM (CKOCg)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 12, 2025 12:59 PM (ULPxl)
Prime example of corporate communism.
Posted by: Caiwyn at June 12, 2025 01:00 PM (o8JUO)
The environment in Hollywood won't allow it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2025 12:50 PM (7fElN)
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Why I fully expect a Spaceballs 2 made today to suck balls.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2025 12:59 PM (vf0Uk)
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CUT!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 12, 2025 01:00 PM (BzP/F)
I care if they support it.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 12, 2025 12:58 PM (vt7xw)
So, their distancing but not denouncing moves the needle which direction?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2025 01:00 PM (vf0Uk)
Posted by: Ian S. at June 12, 2025 12:58 PM (2ocoG)
Sole survivor?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 12, 2025 01:00 PM (i24o9)
They made their real money with AWS.
Posted by: Nova Local
Don't forget about me!!
Posted by: The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power at June 12, 2025 01:00 PM (ybzsR)
Posted by: polynikes at June 12, 2025 12:45 PM (VofaG)
Gotta admit, that made me laugh.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 12, 2025 01:01 PM (FCbAQ)
https://tinyurl.com/39jfeu46
Posted by: redridinghood
He must need a new bag of dicks to eat.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2025 01:01 PM (vf0Uk)
I still remember when they proudly announced that their posts would be called "skeets". And then someone directed them to Urban Dictionary.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 12, 2025 01:01 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 12, 2025 01:01 PM (gm9Sb)
2. WHY, if you couldn't even buy food, did you continue engaging in the sorts of activities which produce children?
3. WHY, as a full-time? government worker, is you pay so low that you cannot make ends meet?
Accountability. It's women's Kryptonite.
Posted by: How about, I dunno, stop fucking! at June 12, 2025 01:01 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 12:31 PM (GBKbO)
Which can be further shortened to https://youtu.be/brI3gt9girI
compared to
https://tinyurl.com/2hbvkmd2
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2025 01:01 PM (ExV1e)
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Any relation to John Boy Walton? Man was that dude irritating! I think he grew up to be Garrison Keillor,, who grew up to be Andy Rooney.
Posted by: muldoon at June 12, 2025 01:01 PM (/iMjX)
Reduces the potential for embarrassing spelling errors on the signs.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 12, 2025 01:02 PM (/y8xj)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 12, 2025 01:02 PM (akw+7)
Walk, luxury. All we had was limping.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 12, 2025 12:40 PM (zW2w3)
Oh we used to dream about limping. We had to hold our breath in our primitive proto-lungs as we desperately flippered our way over to the next pond.
Posted by: Ah the olden days at June 12, 2025 12:58 PM (TbWk/)
You had ponds?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 12, 2025 01:03 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2025 12:57 PM (VE6XX)
No Kings is what typically leads to Emperors.
France and Rome spring to mind immediately.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2025 01:03 PM (jeWRt)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2025 01:03 PM (uWKK8)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2025 01:03 PM (t0Rmr)
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We have no such problem here because we all agree about everything always. We'll, except for carrots in chili.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not at June 12, 2025 01:03 PM (L/fGl)
If she’s on the board they need to kick her off if possible. ( the shares she holds might make that difficult)
Posted by: polynikes at June 12, 2025 12:25 PM (VofaG)
Tortious Interference in WalMart's contracts with suppliers, government, and third-party trucking would be a fun lawsuit to drain her bank account.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 12, 2025 01:03 PM (y9nCu)
Careful, it looks like she ate the last 5 people who asked questions.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 12, 2025 01:03 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 12, 2025 01:03 PM (0eaVi)
We’ve made some wrong choices sure, but have you looked at formerly Great Britain recently? It’s gone to hell in a hand basket! You can get arrested for silently praying in public! (But not to Allah!) Heaven help you if you post the wrong meme! Yeah, we’re in a mess over here, but not like those poor slobs in the UK!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 12, 2025 01:03 PM (fAMPp)
Posted by: Doof at June 12, 2025 01:03 PM (nc9Vg)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Choices aren't supposed to include any consequences. Pursuit of Happiness, it's guaranteed in the Constitution!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 12, 2025 01:03 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 12, 2025 01:02 PM (akw+7)
Was he asked about The Frequency???
Posted by: Dan Rather at June 12, 2025 01:03 PM (ULPxl)
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To close to a dig at their boss, Xi
Posted by: ... at June 12, 2025 01:03 PM (uhAtk)
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Pond? You were lucky. The best we could manage was a molten asteroid-pocked hellscape.
Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2025 01:03 PM (AOsQT)
Reduces the potential for embarrassing spelling errors on the signs.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 12, 2025 01:02 PM (/y8xj)
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No Kings > No Emperors > No Penguins
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 12, 2025 01:03 PM (BzP/F)
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Anarchists' rallying cry is No Gods, No Kings!
They're getting people halfway there with this slogan.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 12, 2025 01:04 PM (FCbAQ)
Posted by: Doof at June 12, 2025 01:03 PM (nc9Vg)
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He made Baby Billy's Bible Bunkers into a national phenomenon!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 01:04 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: muldoon at June 12, 2025 01:01 PM (/iMjX)
Earl Hamner Jr was the real John Boy. Obnoxious voice
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 12, 2025 01:04 PM (OW907)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 12, 2025 01:04 PM (KWEa6)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2025 01:04 PM (jeWRt)
Careful, it looks like she ate the last 5 people who asked questions.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 12, 2025 01:03 PM (2ocoG)
I'm afraid to ask if she once had more children than she does now.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 12, 2025 01:05 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Ian S. at June 12, 2025 01:03 PM (2ocoG)
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Say! Doesn't she look like... a Walmart shopper?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 12, 2025 01:05 PM (BzP/F)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2025 12:57 PM (VE6XX)
Trump isn't a king. I'll bet they're really angry about one certain King.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 12, 2025 01:05 PM (0eaVi)
... I'm sure she really believed that when Dementia Joe was keeping schools closed and mandating "the clot shot"
Posted by: SMOD at June 12, 2025 01:05 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Dr_No at June 12, 2025 01:05 PM (ayRl+)
Are you posting from Quebec, or something?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 12, 2025 01:05 PM (fAMPp)
Target wholeheartedly endorses racial segregation. Fuck them.
Posted by: Cow Demon at June 12, 2025 01:05 PM (2Rbgs)
I worked at a small consulting firm that employed a gal that looks like that one. She had four kids with a black guy she never married because that would cut into her benefits.
She was a pretty good worker but she wouldn't take a raise because it would cut into her benefits.
Her entire modus was burnishing her government benefit package.
Posted by: DanMan at June 12, 2025 01:05 PM (8uzBS)
Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2025 01:06 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2025 01:03 PM (t0Rmr)
I saw some fat pig explaining that heavy people experience the pain of hunger more and faster than people who are starving because the starving are used to it. Not kidding.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 12, 2025 01:06 PM (FCbAQ)
Are you posting from Quebec, or something?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 12, 2025 01:05 PM (fAMPp)
Help him!
He spoke French!!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 12, 2025 01:06 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 12, 2025 01:06 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2025 01:06 PM (AOsQT)
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Necking.
What did I win?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 12, 2025 01:07 PM (BzP/F)
Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2025 01:06 PM (AOsQT)
Candy and trinkets.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 12, 2025 01:07 PM (FCbAQ)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 12, 2025 01:05 PM (ULPxl)
Just keep your hands and feet away from its maw.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 12, 2025 01:07 PM (i24o9)
There's only room for one king.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2025 01:08 PM (vf0Uk)
Are you posting from Quebec, or something?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 12, 2025 01:05 PM (fAMPp)
No, that would be fake French. The French laugh at les quebecois's French.
Just asking incognito who the guy was arrested for supplying the gas masks. Can find his name anywhere, just that he was in custody.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 12, 2025 01:08 PM (0eaVi)
Necking.
What did I win?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 12, 2025 01:07 PM (BzP/F)
No one misses hickeys.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2025 01:08 PM (vf0Uk)
------
To close to a dig at their boss, Xi
=====
Want to really piss Xi off?
Call him "Chairman." That's his title. Chairman of the CCP. He hates it. Prefers "President" or whatever, but not that.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 12, 2025 01:08 PM (Q4IgG)
Breaking911@Breaking911
MAXINE WATERS: "Trump started this. Rioters should not be edged on, and you know, provoked..."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not at June 12, 2025 01:09 PM (L/fGl)
1) They boasted of "lowest prices" without mentioning their lowest quality: Too many items which I had to replace too frequently -- easily offset by buying quality elsewhere which item long outlived Walmart merchandise;
2) Big stores with so so much merchandise -- but no choices. They only offered one brand of everything; there was no competition to that one brand allowed.
I stopped shopping there decades ago.
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at June 12, 2025 01:09 PM (bufu1)
Posted by: 18-1
+++
If she just ate a reasonable amount of food, she could feed all her kids with the leftovers.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at June 12, 2025 01:09 PM (Lo97M)
Posted by: Darth Doodah at June 12, 2025 01:09 PM (Vu7A1)
Posted by: 80's music fan at June 12, 2025 01:09 PM (QSrLX)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 12, 2025 01:08 PM (0eaVi)
If it's the same guy, Liberal Hivemind's latest video identifies him as a Teamsters Union guy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2025 01:09 PM (vf0Uk)
Are you posting from Quebec, or something?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 12, 2025 01:05 PM (fAMPp)
No, that would be fake French. The French laugh at les quebecois's French.
Just asking incognito who the guy was arrested for supplying the gas masks. Can find his name anywhere, just that he was in custody.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 12, 2025 01:08 PM (0eaVi)
He was named in the comments to one of the earlier threads.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 12, 2025 01:10 PM (ULPxl)
Legal immigrants worked hard to become Americans, and they do not appreciate those who illegally cut line (along with those who help them).
Posted by: SMOD at June 12, 2025 01:10 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Count Dracula at June 12, 2025 01:10 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2025 01:10 PM (+qU29)
@RapidResponse47
@POTUS
on the left-wing "no kings" protests:
"I don't feel like a king. I have to go through hell to get stuff approved."
https://tinyurl.com/5n73e6bm
Posted by: redridinghood at June 12, 2025 01:10 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: ... at June 12, 2025 01:11 PM (uhAtk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 12, 2025 01:11 PM (KWEa6)
Posted by: Jolo at June 12, 2025 12:32 PM (hFqlx)
I hope you have Miller Lite there, it's the best beer in town! gaaaaag...
Posted by: haffhowershower at June 12, 2025 01:11 PM (144I4)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2025 01:09 PM (vf0Uk)
He was named in the comments to one of the earlier threads.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 12, 2025 01:10 PM (ULPxl)
It's amazing the information you miss when outside doing yard work.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 12, 2025 01:11 PM (0eaVi)
I’m torn. Do I boycott to flip off a useless heiress, or do I continue to shop there as it does have people trying to make a few bucks?
Posted by: Cow Demon at June 12, 2025 01:11 PM (2Rbgs)
Not everyone cares about YouTube tracking, so some of us are going to shorten YouTube links. What’s it to you?!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 12, 2025 01:11 PM (fAMPp)
Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2025 01:12 PM (AOsQT)
I forsee a surge in people buying American from non nation wide brands.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 12, 2025 01:12 PM (tYXcB)
He was mentioned somewhere else as being a member of the Brown Berets, which totes sounds like a Mostly Peaceful group.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 12, 2025 01:12 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 12, 2025 01:11 PM (0eaVi)
I'd rather be outside doing work.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2025 01:12 PM (vf0Uk)
____
Edged? Is that something new? It used to be egged on, I thought. Maybe can't mention eggs now that the prices have fallen.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 12, 2025 01:12 PM (Dv3i1)
@RapidResponse47
@POTUS
on the left-wing "no kings" protests:
"I don't feel like a king. I have to go through hell to get stuff approved."
https://tinyurl.com/5n73e6bm
Posted by: redridinghood at June 12, 2025 01:10 PM (NpAcC)
lol
Funny guy.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 12, 2025 01:13 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 12, 2025 01:03 PM (i24o9)
Pool and a pond. A pond would be good for you😀
Posted by: polynikes at June 12, 2025 01:13 PM (VofaG)
Tom Homan revealed the recent warehouse ICE RAID that set the whole thing off, was the target of a multi-National illegal money laundering scheme linked to the Mexican and the Colombian cartels.
That location, is one of many, he says, and they’re laundering hundreds of millions of dollars to fund their cartel activities.
The Trump administration is going after their money… that’s why they’re rioting!
... just wondering how much the Mayor and the Governor were getting to look the other way
Posted by: SMOD at June 12, 2025 01:13 PM (RHGPo)
There's only room for one king.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2025 01:08 PM (vf0Uk)
The Viper King?
Posted by: Cow Demon at June 12, 2025 01:13 PM (2Rbgs)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2025 01:14 PM (vf0Uk)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2025 01:09 PM (vf0Uk)
He was named in the comments to one of the earlier threads.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 12, 2025 01:10 PM (ULPxl)
It's amazing the information you miss when outside doing yard work.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 12, 2025 01:11 PM (0eaVi)
What, you do Real Things too?!?!?!
I hadn't head about him also being a Teamster, but that wouldn't surprise me (although I would *hope* it would surprise, and annoy, most of the rank-and-file).
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 12, 2025 01:14 PM (ULPxl)
but I'm not going in there
and the last time I was in a Target was when the B-52s released "Funplex" and it had a bonus CD of remixes
that was 2008
Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2025 01:14 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: butkus51 at June 12, 2025 01:14 PM (+yda9)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2025 01:12 PM (vf0Uk)
Grab your hat and sunscreen. Wear light clothing, it's 109 today. I need help putting in a flagstone patio.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 12, 2025 01:14 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 12, 2025 01:15 PM (KWEa6)
--
He wrote a number of Twilight Zone episodes. I didn't mind his voice. It was calm and folksy.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 12, 2025 01:15 PM (qBdHI)
Gill: You tweeted: 'As a protest against President Trump, everyone should use the other gender's bathroom today.' Have you ever used the women's restroom?
Pritzker: Not that I can recall.
Gill: So you just wanted everybody else to do it, but you didn't?
Posted by: SMOD at June 12, 2025 01:15 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 12, 2025 01:15 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: toby928 at June 12, 2025 01:15 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 12, 2025 01:15 PM (2UnvF)
@RapidResponse47
@POTUS
on the left-wing "no kings" protests:
"I don't feel like a king. I have to go through hell to get stuff approved."
https://tinyurl.com/5n73e6bm
Posted by: redridinghood at June 12, 2025 01:10 PM (NpAcC)
_______
Good response. Also like how he was first like "no kings?" as if the event was so meaningless he never heard about it.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 12, 2025 01:16 PM (iFTx/)
Grab your hat and sunscreen. Wear light clothing, it's 109 today. I need help putting in a flagstone patio.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 12, 2025 01:14 PM (0eaVi)
Would love to. Stuck in the DC currently........then have to go home and dig one more fence post hole to finish the fence repair.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2025 01:16 PM (vf0Uk)
Posted by: polynikes
The "gone from suck to blow" line gets some use here at the HQ. Every time the Dems switch policies, mostly.
Posted by: mikeski at June 12, 2025 01:16 PM (60wYS)
---
edging is a pr0n thing
so I've heard
Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2025 01:16 PM (AOsQT)
That location, is one of many, he says, and they’re laundering hundreds of millions of dollars to fund their cartel activities.
___
I picture the scene in Better Call Saul where the Salamanca twins roll up to a warehouse in Mexico where there are rows of tables of men inspecting and literally cleaning US currency.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 12, 2025 01:16 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Cow Demon at June 12, 2025 01:16 PM (2Rbgs)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 12, 2025 01:15 PM (ULPxl)
You rang?
Where you want it?
Posted by: Amber Heard at June 12, 2025 01:17 PM (vf0Uk)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 12, 2025 01:15 PM (2UnvF)
Because GRASS ROOTS, you see.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2025 01:18 PM (vf0Uk)
I have no problem with French. I just think a significant fraction of the Morons aren’t francophone.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 12, 2025 01:18 PM (fAMPp)
Gill: You tweeted: 'As a protest against President Trump, everyone should use the other gender's bathroom today.' Have you ever used the women's restroom?
Pritzker: Not that I can recall.
Gill: So you just wanted everybody else to do it, but you didn't?
Posted by: SMOD
Gill is entertaining for sure.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 12, 2025 01:18 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 12, 2025 01:15 PM (2UnvF)
Because GRASS ROOTS, you see.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2025 01:18 PM (vf0Uk)
======
Tallahassee raid from a couple of weeks ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 01:18 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 12, 2025 01:19 PM (KWEa6)
The Trump administration is going after their money… that’s why they’re rioting!
... just wondering how much the Mayor and the Governor were getting to look the other way
Posted by: SMOD at June 12, 2025 01:13 PM (RHGPo)
I wonder how much of Kamala's Kampaign Kash made it to the wash-o-mat
Posted by: ... at June 12, 2025 01:19 PM (uhAtk)
.. there are a lot of asses to wipe in this country
Posted by: SMOD at June 12, 2025 01:19 PM (RHGPo)
I saw one video of them using sort of saber-shaped sticks but they weren't using them very effectively.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 12, 2025 01:19 PM (/y8xj)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
......
Because shut up?
Posted by: wth at June 12, 2025 01:19 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 12, 2025 01:15 PM (KWEa6
How they treating you? Okay?
Posted by: polynikes at June 12, 2025 01:19 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: zombie at June 12, 2025 01:20 PM (pMi6S)
A: trick question.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 12, 2025 01:19 PM (KWEa6)
Two raw hot dogs would make for a sharper pair of scissors.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2025 01:20 PM (jeWRt)
Posted by: Cheri at June 12, 2025 01:20 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 12, 2025 01:20 PM (1Idb6)
Posted by: IronDave at June 12, 2025 12:15 PM (k3crU)
TRUE BUT
It might force Walmart to openly disavow the rioters and her and that would be good
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 12, 2025 01:20 PM (Splbu)
Gill: You tweeted: 'As a protest against President Trump, everyone should use the other gender's bathroom today.' Have you ever used the women's restroom?
Pritzker: Not that I can recall.
Gill: So you just wanted everybody else to do it, but you didn't?
Posted by: SMOD
______
That fat fuck can't remember whether he walked into the ladies room in the last 12 hours?
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 12, 2025 01:20 PM (iFTx/)
Sofa King.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 12, 2025 01:20 PM (1Idb6)
=======
The Plow King. He squeezed Mr. Plow out of Springfield.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 12, 2025 01:20 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 12, 2025 01:21 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 12, 2025 01:21 PM (BzP/F)
That fat fuck can't remember whether he walked into the ladies room in the last 12 hours?
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 12, 2025 01:20 PM (iFTx/)
Was there a buffet in there?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2025 01:21 PM (vf0Uk)
ever seen somebody chest-bumped by a horse? It's hilarious.
They roll a good ways before stopping.
Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2025 01:22 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: toby928 at June 12, 2025 01:22 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2025 01:16 PM (vf0Uk)
Well, once you clean out that bastion of filth, the work will still be here waiting....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 12, 2025 01:22 PM (0eaVi)
Sofa King.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 12, 2025 01:20 PM (1Idb6)
=======
The Plow King. He squeezed Mr. Plow out of Springfield.
How about Waffle King?
https://tinyurl.com/yj3n7r9e
Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 12, 2025 01:22 PM (1Idb6)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 12, 2025 01:23 PM (i24o9)
https://tinyurl.com/c3sm2tr6
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 12, 2025 01:21 PM (BzP/F)
Wow.
But I'm sure *my* employers would have never done anything like that.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 12, 2025 01:23 PM (ULPxl)
Pritzker: Not that I can recall.
Gill: So you just wanted everybody else to do it, but you didn't?
It's so funny how Democrats know what a woman is suddenly. It's like they're shapeshifters.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2025 01:23 PM (vf0Uk)
Posted by: Nazdar at June 12, 2025 01:23 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 12, 2025 01:23 PM (1Idb6)
Posted by: SMOD at June 12, 2025 01:23 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 12, 2025 01:18 PM (fAMPp)
Heh. Haven't studied French since eighth grade. I knew generally what to say, but I had to finish with goo translate.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 12, 2025 01:23 PM (0eaVi)
Re: David Hogg If Donald Trump has an ounce of sense he's on the phone with Hogg saying, "I really liked what you wrote, Dave. Come to lunch and let's talk about it."
Hogg's ripe for the picking. Don't let this opportunity die on the vine.
Posted by: creeper at June 12, 2025 01:24 PM (zFwIe)
Posted by: Oddbob at June 12, 2025 01:19 PM (/y8xj)
It was some kind of seffrican thing. Kim DuToit can fill you in on them.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 12, 2025 01:25 PM (0eaVi)
You get what you pay for
Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2025 01:25 PM (+qU29)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 12, 2025 01:25 PM (fAMPp)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2025 01:20 PM (jeWRt)
Nice mind picture. Maxine and scissoring.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 12, 2025 01:26 PM (0eaVi)
Dutch Bros Coffee confirmed this week that it will shift operations from its original base in Grants Pass to a growing office near Phoenix - another blow to the liberal state.
The $11.8billion drive-thru business, which is Oregon's second most valuable company after the activewear brand Nike, announced it will relocate its corporate headquarters in the near future.
Posted by: SMOD at June 12, 2025 01:27 PM (RHGPo)
Get the dumb fat bastard to waffle and equivocate about if he's gone into the women's restroom or not.
"Not that I recall."
You don't remember? So it's possible that maybe in the course of your daily ins and outs you might have gone into the ladies' room to bust your second pre-lunch grumpy? You get That Feeling and it's just a flat out mad dash to the nearest porcelain? Hmmm? Turtle head pops out and it's sauve qui peut, devil take the hindmost, and your brain stops forming long term memories altogether?
You gross fat shit-filled fuck.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2025 01:27 PM (jeWRt)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
******
ISWYDT
Posted by: muldoon at June 12, 2025 01:28 PM (/iMjX)
Posted by: Sweetie at June 12, 2025 01:57 PM (ed0KY)
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at June 12, 2025 02:02 PM (bufu1)
And has anyone else considered how stupid the name "No Kings" sounds? President Trump has never advocated a monarchy or being king, so that name makes absolutely no sense. If I see people protesting on Saturday, I'll mock and make fun of them and encourage everyone I know to do the same.
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