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Meme shelf.jfif


Sorry folks. We went out to dinner tonight and the restaurant was hideously slow. It took well over an hour for our meals to show up, which meant that I just got home 15 minutes ago, so...I've got a few videos that I uploaded earlier today and that's it. Since I'm falling down on the job, I'm giving you the assignment: Post links to your favorite memes in the comments. Self generated content for you.

Or just make fart jokes as usual. Whatever.

We be ballin'


School's out!


The pilot is glad he wore his brown pants (I know it's AI)


This is cool

And if you're ever in Nanton, Ab, the Bomber Command Museum has a whole section dedicated to the dambusters. It's well worth a visit.


Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by hockey:

IMG_1383.JPG


Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:00 PM




Comments

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1 1st

Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at June 06, 2025 09:58 PM (ha1wR)

2 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2025 09:59 PM (cYBz/)

3 2nd

Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at June 06, 2025 09:59 PM (ha1wR)

4 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 06, 2025 09:59 PM (GYt5+)

5 Hello

Posted by: fourseasons at June 06, 2025 09:59 PM (3ek7K)

6 Bang!

Posted by: Eromero at June 06, 2025 10:00 PM (LHPAg)

7 I brought an Allen wrench for the shelves, and I am willing to share.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2025 10:00 PM (hY4dx)

8 Tenerife 2.0: Air Crash Bugaloo

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2025 10:02 PM (hY4dx)

9 I'm giving you the assignment: Post links to your favorite memes in the comments. Self generated content for you.
Or just make fart jokes as usual. Whatever.
Posted by: WeirdDave


OK. Here's a mystery click for the top pic.

https://youtu.be/qcuYw7ghpLU

Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2025 10:03 PM (DgGvY)

10 The Canada vs. United States approach to crime is hilarious & spot on.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 10:03 PM (6ydKt)

11 Nooded.

Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at June 06, 2025 10:03 PM (ha1wR)

12 WeirdDave went out to dinner. That's his excuse.

French Laundry much, WeirdDave?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2025 10:04 PM (hY4dx)

13 Does that dam buster have a dog?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2025 10:04 PM (63Dwl)

14 The last video doesn't show all the fish poop suddenly appearing, with the cries of Holey Shit!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2025 10:06 PM (VNX3d)

15 Or just make fart jokes as usual. Whatever.

I would have thought boob comments would be more likely.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 06, 2025 10:07 PM (0Htd1)

16 Soon, AI will be promoted to ONT cob-logger, and commenters who cross the line will be terminated. No appeal.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2025 10:07 PM (hY4dx)

17 Send that dam busters vid to Xi with a note: imagine Three Gorges.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 06, 2025 10:07 PM (0eaVi)

18 That near miss by the jets, even if this is A-I mirrors a recent near miss by a landing Southwest jet with some idiot in a smaller jet intruding into the runway. The Southwest pilot was awake and alert went full throttle and went around the pattern. The pilot in the other jet had ignored ground control because he was in a hurry.

Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at June 06, 2025 10:10 PM (Y7TJ9)

19 The Canada vs. United States approach to crime is hilarious & spot on.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 10:03 PM (6ydKt)

That's actually the Toronto Chief of police. Want to know why Toronto is a shithole? Exhibit A.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2025 10:10 PM (J9dzA)

20 >>Soon, AI will be promoted to ONT cob-logger

Have you ever seen "ace"?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 06, 2025 10:10 PM (viF8m)

21 Soon...

Posted by: Skynet at June 06, 2025 10:11 PM (hY4dx)

22 4-3 Panthers, 2nd INT

Posted by: Don Black at June 06, 2025 10:11 PM (AOsQT)

23 If that dambuster had been any lower, he could've opened a window and caught a fish. Very good flying.

Posted by: PabloD at June 06, 2025 10:11 PM (Dsfkc)

24 Have you ever seen "ace"?

Or is it "AIce"?

Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at June 06, 2025 10:11 PM (ha1wR)

25 Did the Canucks ever release a final analysis for the crash in Toronto where the pilot flew the Delta plane into the ground?

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at June 06, 2025 10:12 PM (WvGHv)

26 My meme contribution for the day.

https://tinyurl.com/mvdjtuad

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 06, 2025 10:12 PM (/U5Yz)

27 Slllleeeepyyy

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 06, 2025 10:12 PM (Splbu)

28 >>Or is it "AIce"?

Right?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 06, 2025 10:12 PM (viF8m)

29 Google Ai is telling people to put glue in their pizza recipe.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 06, 2025 10:13 PM (/U5Yz)

30 Friday ONT, Wee haw!

It is friday, innit?

Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at June 06, 2025 10:13 PM (Ecn0w)

31 4-3 Florida over Edmonton after 2 periods.

Posted by: Hip-Check Harry at June 06, 2025 10:14 PM (G5+As)

32 So tell, which restaurant did so poorly so you hay I can avoid it?

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2025 10:14 PM (3tIsI)

33 Moobak!

Posted by: 80's music fan at June 06, 2025 10:14 PM (QSrLX)

34 This site is running particularly poorly tonight, even by Minx standards.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2025 10:15 PM (BI5O2)

35 "The meme shelfi empty, please leave some offerings'
---

No problem. Here's very good ones from Valor Guardians. Tip 'o the hat to SMH:
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=170046

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2025 10:15 PM (XeU6L)

36 https://x.com/ClayDeux/status/1930621467865088318

A very catchy tune... Meme-y...

Posted by: Fastly Strokewater at June 06, 2025 10:15 PM (H/u99)

37 Google Ai is telling people to put glue in their pizza recipe.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 06, 2025 10:13 PM (/U5Yz)

---------

Don't forget the formaldehyde.

Posted by: President Xi at June 06, 2025 10:15 PM (hY4dx)

38 I went to a Winchell's for Nat'l Donut Day, and the shop was out of donuts. I am not making this up. I had to settle for an apple fritter.

Posted by: Don Black at June 06, 2025 10:15 PM (AOsQT)

39 Empty Meme Shelf Chick is cute.

I wouldn’t mind filling her up, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Bulg at June 06, 2025 10:15 PM (77rzZ)

40 We went to the marina.

Posted by: Weirddave at June 06, 2025 10:15 PM (df/te)

41 Google Ai is telling people to put glue in their pizza recipe.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

For stick to your ribs pizza, add . . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2025 10:15 PM (cYBz/)

42 The difference between Canada and US is real. Here is a statement from the chief of police of Detroit a few years ago.
https://tinyurl.com/3uwak6m9

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 06, 2025 10:16 PM (0Htd1)

43 >>7 Google Ai is telling people to put glue in their pizza recipe.
Posted by: Maj. Healey
---------

Don't forget the formaldehyde.
Posted by: President Xi

Bleach.

Posted by: Trump at June 06, 2025 10:16 PM (/U5Yz)

44 I went to a Winchell's for Nat'l Donut Day, and the shop was out of donuts. I am not making this up. I had to settle for an apple fritter.
Posted by: Don Black

Don, aren't donuts for when they are sold out of apple fritters?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2025 10:16 PM (cYBz/)

45 4-3 Florida over Edmonton after 2 periods.
Posted by: Hip-Check Harry at June 06, 2025 10:14 PM (G5+As)

The Oilers were one goal back after two, on Wednesday, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2025 10:17 PM (J9dzA)

46
Bulg,

Your wife might mind.

Posted by: four seasons at June 06, 2025 10:17 PM (3ek7K)

47 The glue wouldn't melt so they put it in the pie.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2025 10:17 PM (63Dwl)

48 31 4-3 Florida over Edmonton after 2 periods.
Posted by: Hip-Check Harry at June 06, 2025 10:14 PM (G5+As)
So that’s like 4 1/2 hours right?

Posted by: Eromero at June 06, 2025 10:17 PM (LHPAg)

49 the Bomber Command Museum has a whole section dedicated to the dambusters.
------

Operation Chastise

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2025 10:18 PM (XeU6L)

50 Myrtle Beach State (Coastal Carolina U)is beating Auburn now, 5-1.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 06, 2025 10:19 PM (ohOaC)

51 Yay, National Applesauce Cake Day ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 06, 2025 10:19 PM (lUFok)

52 Boobs

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at June 06, 2025 10:20 PM (xcxpd)

53 We could pass out some grapes and see what happens

https://tinyurl.com/mu9rar4j

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 06, 2025 10:20 PM (pIfcn)

54 46 My wife has no say over my relations with cartoon characters.

*takes swig of whisky*

Daphne Blake, come hither.

Posted by: Bulg at June 06, 2025 10:20 PM (77rzZ)

55 Seems to my aged mind that in Spain, San Miguel beer had formaldehyde as a preservative. Sounds crazy but who knows?

Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at June 06, 2025 10:21 PM (ha1wR)

56 "Automotive issue" meme

https://tinyurl.com/yr678s3u

Posted by: RickZ at June 06, 2025 10:22 PM (gKDq2)

57 My wife has no say over my relations with cartoon characters.

*takes swig of whisky*

Daphne Blake, come hither.
Posted by: Bulg

"I'm not bad, they just draw me bad."

-- Jessica Rabbit

Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2025 10:22 PM (cYBz/)

58 An apple fritter is as much a donut as a hot dog is a sandwich.

FIGHT ME

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at June 06, 2025 10:22 PM (hY4dx)

59
The pilot in the other jet had ignored ground control because he was in a hurry.
Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at June 06, 2025 10:10 PM (Y7TJ9)

_________

"Do you know who I am?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2025 10:23 PM (QnmlO)

60
the Bomber Command Museum has a whole section dedicated to the dambusters.
------
Operation Chastise
Posted by: Mike Hammer


I like the movie.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0046889

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2025 10:23 PM (63Dwl)

61 Memes? A few veins to mine:

https://www.barnhardtmemes.com/

https://bitsandpieces.us/

Midwest Chick Thur Meme Drop
https://bit.ly/4dS9R5C

I like this one:
https://bit.ly/4jxupkV

Annnnnd, howdy & good evening, overnightly folks.

It is good to be alive.

Posted by: mindful webworker - safe at home at June 06, 2025 10:23 PM (MUT5K)

62
Google Ai is telling people to put glue in their pizza recipe.
Posted by: Maj. Healey
---------

Don't forget the formaldehyde.
Posted by: President Xi

Bleach.
Posted by: Trump

============

Insects

Posted by: Bill Gates at June 06, 2025 10:23 PM (y8VAE)

63 British soccer is awful. British soccer fans are amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zm9tvzRDTS0

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 06, 2025 10:24 PM (pIfcn)

64
Did the Canucks ever release a final analysis for the crash in Toronto where the pilot flew the Delta plane into the ground?
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at June 06, 2025 10:12 PM (WvGHv)

_________

Tariffs. And that 51st state terrorism.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2025 10:24 PM (QnmlO)

65 Seems to my aged mind that in Spain, San Miguel beer had formaldehyde as a preservative. Sounds crazy but who knows?
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at June 06, 2025 10:21 PM (ha1wR)

I thought San Miguel was Filipino beer? Maybe the formaldehyde is there to preserve the mice that get trapped in the bottles, so you can take them back to the beer store to get your free case.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2025 10:24 PM (J9dzA)

66 I went to a Winchell's for Nat'l Donut Day, and the shop was out of donuts. I am not making this up. I had to settle for an apple fritter.
Posted by: Don Black
--------

I went to Staples to buy Bostich B8 staples. Guess what they didn't have?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2025 10:24 PM (XeU6L)

67 Post links to your favorite memes in the comments. Self generated content for you.

Here's a WeirdDave-style opener:

https://is.gd/2qxL2q

And some wisdom:

https://is.gd/h34W1D

And some funny military content for a smart military blog:

https://is.gd/Qcrg92

Memes borrowed blatantly stolen from bitsandpieces.us

Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2025 10:25 PM (DgGvY)

68 Gotta go talk to HR again. They found out I nicknamed another cow orker Motion Light.

Because he only works when someone walks by.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2025 10:25 PM (BuA5c)

69 I went to Staples to buy Bostich B8 staples. Guess what they didn't have?
Posted by: Mike Hammer


A red Swingline stapler?

Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2025 10:25 PM (DgGvY)

70 It’s okay, WD. Doof has me do half his work Sunday, so we can do yours, too.

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2025 10:25 PM (pZEOD)

71 "Soon, AI will be promoted to ONT cob-logger, and commenters who cross the line will be terminated. No appeal."

LOL.

I have been banned I don't know how many times. My Internet provider keeps changing my IP address and I just come up with a new name.

I have learned not to write nasty shit while drunk.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 06, 2025 10:26 PM (ZmEVT)

72 AOP, San Miguel started there, but overflowed to Spain some time after WW2. It doesn't taste good - ever.

Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at June 06, 2025 10:26 PM (ha1wR)

73 I went to Staples to buy Bostich B8 staples. Guess what they didn't have?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2025 10:24 PM (XeU6L)

----------

Hitler?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2025 10:26 PM (hY4dx)

74 I always had a thing for Betty Rubble.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 06, 2025 10:27 PM (ZmEVT)

75 "I'm not bad, they just draw me bad."
-- Jessica Rabbit
Posted by: Tonypete


Ahem.

"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."

Posted by: the real Jessica Rabbit at June 06, 2025 10:27 PM (DgGvY)

76 I have a product idea for Canada. It's basically a huge rat trap built into a covered patio where the hammer and holder are disguised as a header board and a false support post. The trigger is a small table by the door, with a pressure plate just barely holding a key fob and some delectable-looking but fake plastic Punjabi food.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2025 10:27 PM (BI5O2)

77 It took well over an hour for our meals to show up

Where could you possibly have eaten in that East Texas wasteland that it took an hour to get tour chipped beef served?!?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 06, 2025 10:28 PM (guCHD)

78 It took well over an hour for our meals to show up.

You can afford to go out to dinner on a Friday night?

Stop bragging.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 06, 2025 10:30 PM (ZmEVT)

79 My wife has no say over my relations with cartoon characters.
*takes swig of whisky*
Daphne Blake, come hither.
Posted by: Bulg


Daphne might be up for anything you'd suggest, but Velma would come up with some ideas you wouldn't have thought of.

Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2025 10:31 PM (DgGvY)

80 LOL. Half of the restaurant staff got rounded up and couldn't come to work.

Or they are hiding out.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 06, 2025 10:31 PM (ZmEVT)

81 This site is running particularly poorly tonight, even by Minx standards.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2025 10:15 PM (BI5O2)

The hamsters are all playing Super Mario World

Posted by: Methos at June 06, 2025 10:31 PM (Dnobf)

82 74 I always had a thing for Betty Rubble.

--------

A hot little Cro-magnon like Betty could have done so much better than an Erectus like Barney.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2025 10:32 PM (hY4dx)

83 52 Boobs
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at June 06, 2025 10:20 PM (xcxpd)

https://tinyurl.com/yc8fd8pd

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 06, 2025 10:32 PM (pIfcn)

84 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Very wobbly today, which is bad, because we are at Paul's family's annual reunion weekend. That means that we are in nature (although we have cabins and wi-fi), which means walking on very uneven ground. I may be staying indoors much more than normal this year! 😂😂😂

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 06, 2025 10:32 PM (+LGfl)

85 I always had a thing for Betty Rubble.
Posted by: no one of any consequence


If Barney could get her, anyone had a chance?

Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2025 10:32 PM (DgGvY)

86 Margarita Maryland Senator gloats prematurely about return of migrant

https://mol.im/a/14789203

Posted by: Ciampino - it's not finished at June 06, 2025 10:33 PM (sPQoU)

87 I'd be surprised if AI could replace Ace or any of the CoBs here. Mainstream "news", sure. Here's why:

https://youtube.com/shorts/55By99k8oNE

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2025 10:33 PM (VNX3d)

88 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Very wobbly today, which is bad, because we are at Paul's family's annual reunion weekend. That means that we are in nature (although we have cabins and wi-fi), which means walking on very uneven ground. I may be staying indoors much more than normal this year! 😂😂😂
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 06, 2025 10:32 PM (+LGfl)

You need to have them carry you around in a sedan chair, Teresa. Then you can go everywhere they're willing to take you.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2025 10:36 PM (VNX3d)

89 Hi, TeresaiFW.! Glad to hear you are well.

Posted by: Bulg at June 06, 2025 10:37 PM (77rzZ)

90 “Godzilla" is the greatest crank up the volume in your car song ever. Posted by: eleven

"Rock and Roll Hoochie Koo" See you back at 3 pm to settle this.
———-

No no no. “Post Toasty” by Tommy Bolin.

Posted by: Trust Me at June 06, 2025 10:38 PM (0/ySy)

91 Actually, if I remember right, Toronto isn't run by the Sikhs and Tamils yet. I think it's still run by the Eye-Ties. Scratch the fake Punjabi food. Go with a fake plastic heap of capicola.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2025 10:39 PM (BI5O2)

92 “Godzilla" is the greatest crank up the volume in your car song ever. Posted by: eleven

Surprised you didn't post "Oh L'Amour"

Posted by: gKWVE at June 06, 2025 10:39 PM (gKWVE)

93 Where could you possibly have eaten in that East Texas wasteland that it took an hour to get tour chipped beef served?!?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

"What don't you want?"
-- Zombie Margaret Bowman

Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2025 10:40 PM (cYBz/)

94 I always had a thing for Betty Rubble.
Posted by: no one of any consequence


Oh yeah, makin' the Rubble bounce!

Posted by: haffhowershower at June 06, 2025 10:40 PM (144I4)

95 >the greatest crank up the volume in your car song ever
---

"LaGrange", by that little old band from Texas

Posted by: Don Black at June 06, 2025 10:42 PM (AOsQT)

96 >>> 15 Or just make fart jokes as usual. Whatever.

I would have thought boob comments would be more likely.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 06, 2025 10:07 PM (0Htd1)

Right???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2025 10:45 PM (QRFVs)

97 >>>Rep. Clay Higgins just dropped a bill to DRUG TEST EVERY MEMBER OF CONGRESS.
----

Ha, ha, ha, that's going nowhere in our drug addled Congress.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2025 10:45 PM (k+RN3)

98 Good evening morons y gracias wd

The only reasonable thing to do when your food is that late is to throw down.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2025 10:45 PM (RIvkX)

99 >>>Rep. Clay Higgins just dropped a bill to DRUG TEST EVERY MEMBER OF CONGRESS.
----

Ha, ha, ha, that's going nowhere in our drug addled Congress.


If they're high enough they might think it's funny to vote for it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 06, 2025 10:46 PM (lUFok)

100
"Born to be Wild" always got kicked to 11 when I'm driving.

Posted by: Auspex at June 06, 2025 10:46 PM (j4U/Z)

101 "School's Out Kid" seems to be from Alabama, guessing from the "Hoover City Schools" on the bus.

Posted by: Bert G at June 06, 2025 10:46 PM (VARTN)

102 They found out I nicknamed another cow orker Motion Light.

Because he only works when someone walks by.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2025 10:25 PM (BuA5c)

You work with a cow orker? I thought about becoming a cow orker myself, but was put off by the need to get a four year degree in Orking.

Good thing I didn't, because all the good orking jobs got shipped to China. Now I just have a hobby of driving late at night to the local pasture, sneaking over the fence, and orking every cow I can get my hands on.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 06, 2025 10:46 PM (d1dHP)

103
https://youtu.be/r2AInopKBWM?si=OyeihhzTAji-By-0

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2025 10:46 PM (BI5O2)

104 We went out to dinner tonight and the restaurant was hideously slow.

Which restaurant, so we know to avoid it?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2025 10:46 PM (QRFVs)

105 85 Barney was a player. He got Betty, Thelma Lou, AND Juanita.

Posted by: Bulg at June 06, 2025 10:46 PM (77rzZ)

106 Watched the Rohan Kash Patel interview, everything seemed cool until the subject of Epstein came up then Kash fell apart and started to obviously lie, his whole demeanor and ability to make eye contact went to shit.

So it appears we are never going to learn a damn thing about who was running Epstein.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 06, 2025 10:47 PM (XV/Pl)

107 I watched the three-hour version of "Waterworld." can I get disability payments?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 06, 2025 10:47 PM (CHHv1)

108 Highway Star for your car.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2025 10:48 PM (63Dwl)

109 We went out to dinner tonight and the restaurant was hideously slow.

Which restaurant, so we know to avoid it?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket


Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

Posted by: zombie Yogi Berra at June 06, 2025 10:48 PM (DgGvY)

110 >>>Rep. Clay Higgins just dropped a bill to DRUG TEST EVERY MEMBER OF CONGRESS.
----

Ha, ha, ha, that's going nowhere in our drug addled Congress.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2025 10:45 PM (k+RN3)

Call it the Ignore Constituents Everyday act. Daily drug testing while Congress is in session, quarterly office and staffing audits, monthly financial audits of each member, and a minimum 30 day response time to constituent calls and emails.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2025 10:49 PM (VNX3d)

111 I had breakfast with a friend from college in Sacramento this week and they comped us because it took a long time, but we didn't care at all. Also she eats there all the time because there is no other place to eat in that stinking pit.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2025 10:49 PM (RIvkX)

112 100
"Born to be Wild" always got kicked to 11 when I'm driving.
Posted by: Auspex at June 06, 2025 10:46 PM (j4U/Z)

---------

I hope you weren't driving a school bus.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2025 10:50 PM (hY4dx)

113 Daphne might be up for anything you'd suggest, but Velma would come up with some ideas you wouldn't have thought of.
Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2025 10:31 PM (DgGvY)

Linda Cardellini Velma is Best Velma.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 06, 2025 10:50 PM (0aYVJ)

114 Heard this the other day for the first time in ages, not saying best song ever or best intro ever, but Money for Nothing has a great intro.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 06, 2025 10:50 PM (rvwwT)

115 97 >>>Rep. Clay Higgins just dropped a bill to DRUG TEST EVERY MEMBER OF CONGRESS.
----

Ha, ha, ha, that's going nowhere in our drug addled Congress.

Posted by: Braenyard



They'll forget to vote. Too high.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 06, 2025 10:51 PM (ohOaC)

116 Rep. Clay Higgins just dropped a bill to DRUG TEST EVERY MEMBER OF CONGRESS.
----

Ha, ha, ha, that's going nowhere in our drug addled Congress.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2025 10:45 PM (k+RN3)


I really don't care about the illegal substances so much as I would love to know which ones are on prescription psychotropic drugs.

Screw HIPPA, we have a right to know. Calls for this will increase thanks to Joey the B's term.

Posted by: RickZ at June 06, 2025 10:51 PM (gKDq2)

117 Radar Love

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2025 10:51 PM (XeU6L)

118 "I watched the 3 hour version of 'Waterworld'..."

*shoves bottle of mid-range scotch through the USB port*

This should help.

Posted by: PabloD at June 06, 2025 10:51 PM (Dsfkc)

119 Mid-range Scotch?

Barley and microplastics mash?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2025 10:52 PM (hY4dx)

120 >"Born to be Wild" always got kicked to 11 when I'm driving.
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which version

Posted by: Don Black at June 06, 2025 10:52 PM (AOsQT)

121
I had breakfast with a friend from college in Sacramento this week and they comped us because it took a long time, but we didn't care at all. Also she eats there all the time because there is no other place to eat in that stinking pit.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

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I'm kind of surprised, considering how many hard-working, self-sacrificing public servants are in that city.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2025 10:53 PM (y8VAE)

122 Kash fell apart and started to obviously lie, his whole demeanor and ability to make eye contact went to shit.

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Sounds like he's improving. Last time he talked about that on TV, he looked like someone was just out of frame with a gun pointed at him.

Most of the time, people argue about if someone is corrupt or being blackmailed, and I'll bet most of the time it's some combination of the two.

But I think in some cases, it's just plain terror, where an otherwise normal person can't be gotten to the usual ways, so good ol' fashioned credible death threats against family members are at play. I get that vibe from Patel.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2025 10:53 PM (BI5O2)

123 >>> 38 I went to a Winchell's for Nat'l Donut Day, and the shop was out of donuts. I am not making this up. I had to settle for an apple fritter.
Posted by: Don Black at June 06, 2025 10:15 PM (AOsQT)

This is why I got donuts *yesterday*!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2025 10:53 PM (QRFVs)

124 120 >"Born to be Wild" always got kicked to 11 when I'm driving.
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which version
Posted by: Don Black at June 06, 2025 10:52 PM (AOsQT)

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ABBA?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2025 10:53 PM (hY4dx)

125 Radar Love
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2025 10:51 PM (XeU6L)


Freshmen year, '74. Dormmate played that song on a loop from Va Tech to Richmond, going to see his girlfriend.

Posted by: RickZ at June 06, 2025 10:55 PM (gKDq2)

126 I'm kind of surprised, considering how many hard-working, self-sacrificing public servants are in that city.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2025 10:53 PM (y8VAE)
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She explained the reason it so empty is because they don't come to work anymore!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2025 10:55 PM (RIvkX)

127 A hot little Cro-magnon like Betty could have done so much better than an Erectus like Barney.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2025 10:32 PM (hY4dx)

Lets just say that what Barney lacks in height he more than makes up for in girth.

IYKWIMAITYD. (wink, wink)

Posted by: Betty Rubble at June 06, 2025 10:56 PM (d1dHP)

128 Hour of the Wolf
Call it the Ignore Constituents Everyday act.

Doesn't hurt to dream, does it?

Posted by: TecumsehTea at June 06, 2025 10:56 PM (Eo96p)

129 A good driving song is one that makes you speed up by 20 mph without even knowing it.

Posted by: haffhowershower at June 06, 2025 10:57 PM (144I4)

130
Wilson Pickett
"Born To Be Wild"

https://youtu.be/2aDMl1nyQO0

Posted by: Don Black at June 06, 2025 10:58 PM (AOsQT)

131 129 A good driving song is one that makes you speed up by 20 mph without even knowing it.
Posted by: haffhowershower at June 06, 2025 10:57 PM (144I4)

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Manilow's Copacabana is good for a 35mph boost for me.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2025 10:58 PM (hY4dx)

132 Watched the Rohan Kash Patel interview, everything seemed cool until the subject of Epstein came up then Kash fell apart and started to obviously lie, his whole demeanor and ability to make eye contact went to shit.

So it appears we are never going to learn a damn thing about who was running Epstein.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 06, 2025 10:47 PM (XV/Pl)

He said things I didn't want to hear, it's obviously all lies! See him break eye contact! Who wouldn't lock their eyes with Rogan and stare into his soul for 2 hours straight!

Posted by: Sjg at June 06, 2025 10:59 PM (aqZN1)

133 I went to a Winchell's for Nat'l Donut Day, and the shop was out of donuts. I am not making this up. I had to settle for an apple fritter.
Posted by: Don Black

Don, aren't donuts for when they are sold out of apple fritters?
Posted by: Tonypete

Fritters (aka Gutballs) are the best.
In another life I was a baker.
Gutballs were made from scrap. Plus apple, cherry glop, nuts... Proof, fry, coat with sugar.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 06, 2025 10:59 PM (/lPRQ)

134 A good driving song is one that makes you speed up by 20 mph without even knowing it.
Posted by: haffhowershower at June 06, 2025 10:57 PM (144I4)

Into the Lungs of Hell, Megadeth.

Also, Whole Lotta Rosie. AC/DC

Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 06, 2025 10:59 PM (0aYVJ)

135 Good driving song--Ultravox "Satday Night in the City of the Dead."

Sniff n the Tears "Driver's Seat" (Stupid Band name but great driving song)

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 06, 2025 11:00 PM (CHHv1)

136
Freshmen year, '74. Dormmate played that song on a loop from Va Tech to Richmond, going to see his girlfriend.
Posted by: RickZ
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Want a refresh? Geeze, those guys were scrawny:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRlSHG5hRY4

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2025 11:01 PM (XeU6L)

137 Best driving song ever - Ref Barchetta
2nd Place - Radar Love

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2025 11:02 PM (3tIsI)

138 Red dang it

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2025 11:03 PM (3tIsI)

139 A good driving song is one that makes you speed up by 20 mph without even knowing it.
Posted by: haffhowershower



Rush-Red Barchetta
The Cult-She Sells Sanctuary

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 06, 2025 11:04 PM (ohOaC)

140 No way! Goal for Edmonton with 17 seconds left.

OT coming for second game in a row

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 06, 2025 11:04 PM (rvwwT)

141 Erlers tie it up with 17 secs left

Posted by: Don Black at June 06, 2025 11:05 PM (AOsQT)

142 A good driving song is one that makes you speed up by 20 mph without even knowing it.
Posted by: haffhowershower at June 06, 2025 10:57 PM (144I4)

Indeed, my good fellow. I for one often find myself pressing the Volvo's accelerator down a bit when the William Tell Overture is playing on the motorcar's wireless.

Posted by: NPR-listening Twit at June 06, 2025 11:05 PM (d1dHP)

143 Back when I was driving, I had a cassette deck so I didn't really listen to songs because . . . fast forward and rewind.

One cassette that was always on my road play list was Foghat's 'Energized'. That one could put 50-60 miles under your seat belt., no problem.

At 40 minutes an album . . . .

Posted by: RickZ at June 06, 2025 11:06 PM (gKDq2)

144 I don't really get the admin's approach to this Epstein stuff, anyway. Sure, they campaigned on it a bit, and they probably feel like they should say *something* about it to look busy.

But there are many other irons in the fire people are talking about, and they could likely get by just saying nothing about it ever again, like the "Lock Her Up" crap last time around.

I don't see what's to be gained by sending out Cop Barbie and her merry band of influencers with binders full of jack squat, or putting a clearly uncomfortable Bongino and a palpably fearful Patel to say "move it along, folks, nothing to see here!"

It embarrasses and discredits the beleaguered apparatchiks they're putting on the spot, and just makes the speculation even worse. It's Streisand Effect stuff.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2025 11:07 PM (BI5O2)

145 Stanley Cup Playoff season is the one time I miss cable TV.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 06, 2025 11:07 PM (0aYVJ)

146 Electronic, Tighten Up

Posted by: gKWVE at June 06, 2025 11:07 PM (gKWVE)

147 It can be lunch time
I would argue that Hockey shouldn't go past Memorial day, baseball should be over before October

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2025 11:10 PM (SdJ+k)

148
Would you believe I encountered a guy in a hardware store, about as old as me, who didn't know about the different grades of bolts? I called and asked if they had any grade 5 3/8" carriage bolts. Why, shore....

Get there, nothing but grade 2. He had no clue. A bolt is a bolt, he actually said. No, buddy, a bolt ain't a bolt.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 06, 2025 11:10 PM (w6EFb)

149 But I think in some cases, it's just plain terror, where an otherwise normal person can't be gotten to the usual ways, so good ol' fashioned credible death threats against family members are at play. I get that vibe from Patel.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2025 10:53 PM (BI5O2)

I've heard the Mossad favors multiple silenced .22 slugs to the back of the head.

Posted by: Zombie Gerald Bull at June 06, 2025 11:10 PM (d1dHP)

150 Would you believe I encountered a guy in a hardware store, about as old as me, who didn't know about the different grades of bolts? I called and asked if they had any grade 5 3/8" carriage bolts. Why, shore....

Get there, nothing but grade 2. He had no clue. A bolt is a bolt, he actually said. No, buddy, a bolt ain't a bolt.
Posted by: publius


He might be correct, if all their bolts are Chinesium imports.

Posted by: mikeski thinks that's nuts at June 06, 2025 11:11 PM (DgGvY)

151 >>> 148
Would you believe I encountered a guy in a hardware store, about as old as me, who didn't know about the different grades of bolts? I called and asked if they had any grade 5 3/8" carriage bolts. Why, shore....

Get there, nothing but grade 2. He had no clue. A bolt is a bolt, he actually said. No, buddy, a bolt ain't a bolt.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 06, 2025 11:10 PM (w6EFb)

What *is* the difference, and how can you tell? I can't remember seeing anything on labels but then I never knew that was something to consider.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2025 11:12 PM (QRFVs)

152 @144

>> It embarrasses and discredits the beleaguered apparatchiks they're putting on the spot, and just makes the speculation even worse. It's Streisand Effect stuff.

The even wilder thing about the whole Epstein saga is that literally the entirety of the MSM complex do not care one iota about this story, it would seem to be a story tailor made for deep and wide investigative journalism from numerous angles and yet they don’t give a shit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 06, 2025 11:13 PM (XV/Pl)

153 Once, long road trip and unplanned on radio heard Flight of the Valkyries, that is a driving music, or riding into a hot zone on a helicopter

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2025 11:14 PM (SdJ+k)

154 Ref Barfchetta is popular with the Horde tonight!

I kid, I love that song.


A lot of good tunes mentioned. Especially Cocacabana and William Tell Overture!

Posted by: haffhowershower at June 06, 2025 11:15 PM (144I4)

155 So if I put memory foam in the soles of my shoes, will I remember why I walked into the kitchen?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2025 11:15 PM (W/lyH)

156 >>> 155 So if I put memory foam in the soles of my shoes, will I remember why I walked into the kitchen?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2025 11:15 PM (W/lyH)

You're looking for coffee? or maybe bacon.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2025 11:16 PM (QRFVs)

157 >> He might be correct, if all their bolts are Chinesium imports.

Sadly, you may be correct, sir.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 06, 2025 11:18 PM (w6EFb)

158 I've heard the Mossad favors multiple silenced .22 slugs to the back of the head.
Posted by: Zombie Gerald Bull at June 06, 2025 11:10 PM (d1dHP)

It's impossible to say who was running Epstein (we'll never know).

A lot of people like the Mossad explanation, and given the Maxwell and Wexner connections, I expect they were direct or indirect beneficiaries of his seedy work.

But that doesn't explain the high degree of involvement by MI6 with the elder Maxwell, or the frantic, fevered actions of the US government from the FBI to a couple of different federal court districts in NY and FL to cover this all up over the course of more than a decade.

I'm putting my chips on "Five Eyes op." But again, we'll never know.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2025 11:20 PM (BI5O2)

159 What *is* the difference, and how can you tell? I can't remember seeing anything on labels but then I never knew that was something to consider.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket


Higher grades are stronger, and there's a pattern on the head to identify them. (It's a high hanging curve.....)

https://is.gd/WTuUlm

Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2025 11:20 PM (DgGvY)

160 So if I put memory foam in the soles of my shoes, will I remember why I walked into the kitchen?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2025 11:15 PM (W/lyH)

You're looking for coffee? or maybe bacon.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2025 11:16 PM (QRFVs

Don't recall...but both are good ideas!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2025 11:21 PM (W/lyH)

161 *butting-in for a bit*

Bolt grades and specs:

tinyurl.com/y68nktcw

Posted by: JQ at June 06, 2025 11:21 PM (rdVOm)

162 OT here we go

Posted by: Don Black at June 06, 2025 11:22 PM (AOsQT)

163 Ah, Mikeski beat me to it...

Posted by: JQ at June 06, 2025 11:22 PM (rdVOm)

164 Get there, nothing but grade 2. He had no clue. A bolt is a bolt, he actually said. No, buddy, a bolt ain't a bolt.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 06, 2025 11:10 PM (w6EFb)

Not sure if carriage bolts are made in Grade 5. Since the head is supposed to anchor itself in wood, the weak link in the bolted-up assembly will be the wood.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2025 11:22 PM (J9dzA)

165 >> What *is* the difference, and how can you tell?

Main difference is tensile strength. There are three common SAE grades, 2, 5, and 8. Standard is head markings, seen here:

https://tinyurl.com/293zhn45

It's the tensile strength of the steel alloy used. Yield strength and all that is also important. Grade 8 bolts, the strongest commonly available are generally goldish colored as opposed to silvery zinc. This is one of the big distinguishing features.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 06, 2025 11:23 PM (w6EFb)

166 It embarrasses and discredits the beleaguered apparatchiks they're putting on the spot, and just makes the speculation even worse. It's Streisand Effect stuff.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2025 11:07 PM (BI5O2)

Yeah it's pretty weird.

Is there a way to logically deduce what's going on?

Epstein dies in jail under highly suspicious circumstances.
Biden Feds say it's suicide
Trump promises to release Epstein files
Trump Feds say it's suicide

If it's not suicide, what would cause both sides to participate in a cover-up?
Are they covering it up for different reasons?



Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 06, 2025 11:23 PM (Splbu)

167 >> Not sure if carriage bolts are made in Grade 5.

They are, at least around here. Besides wood, carriage bolts are used in lot of metal. My need here was for the skirt plate on a rotary mower, where some had popped off. The heads of grade 5 will have the three radial lines stamped on them.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 06, 2025 11:25 PM (w6EFb)

168 Somehow a perfectly fine thread about boobs has devolved into a discussion of carriage bolt grades.

Sheeesh.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2025 11:27 PM (hY4dx)

169 Epstein dies in jail under highly suspicious circumstances.
Biden Feds say it's suicide
Trump promises to release Epstein files
Trump Feds say it's suicide

If it's not suicide, what would cause both sides to participate in a cover-up?
Are they covering it up for different reasons?



Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 06, 2025 11:23 PM (Splbu)

I think Pedo Island was an op by the WEF to get kompromat on willing henchmen. Bang an underage kid, become a WEF "insider", and WEF has the kompromat to keep you from straying off the reservation. And WEF shared a bit of this with the Five Eyes, who allowed it to go on.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2025 11:27 PM (J9dzA)

170 They are, at least around here. Besides wood, carriage bolts are used in lot of metal. My need here was for the skirt plate on a rotary mower, where some had popped off. The heads of grade 5 will have the three radial lines stamped on them.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 06, 2025 11:25 PM (w6EFb)

McMaster-Carr?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2025 11:29 PM (J9dzA)

171 Somehow a perfectly fine thread about boobs has devolved into a discussion of carriage bolt grades.

Sheeesh.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2025 11:27 PM (hY4dx)


These guys are nuts!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2025 11:30 PM (W/lyH)

172 Somehow a perfectly fine thread about boobs has devolved into a discussion of carriage bolt grades.

Sheeesh.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2025 11:27 PM (hY4dx)

Are you suggesting that boobs come with grading marks that wear off after several months? I suspect there are a number of men who would be interested in applying for the grading process.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2025 11:30 PM (VNX3d)

173 Grace Schara's death at Ascension in Wisconsin …
4 days ago · Grace Schara, a 19-year-old with Down syndrome, died from COVID-19 complications at St. Elizabeth Hospital, according to the hospital. A lawsuit from Grace’s family alleges the hospital ...

Mary Talley Bowden MD@MdBreathe
Grace Schara did not die. She was murdered.
https://tinyurl.com/53t7eymm

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2025 11:30 PM (k+RN3)

174 The even wilder thing about the whole Epstein saga is that literally the entirety of the MSM complex do not care one iota about this story, it would seem to be a story tailor made for deep and wide investigative journalism from numerous angles and yet they don’t give a shit.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 06, 2025 11:13 PM (XV/Pl)


Wait for the 'apology book' tours, hitting all the hip podcasts.

Joking aside, that's a great point. But then, I said back in 2008 there was a Pulitzer laying on the ground waiting to be picked up by any intrepid journalist willing to investigate the very shady backgroaund of one Barack Hussein Obama. From his being a ghost at colleges, his questionable heritage, the communist influences. But boy do I remember how the media portrayed him as a 'moderate', . . . a 'moderate' far left radical.

We no longer have a real media. Sure, there are independents, but their stories get no airplay. Unfortunately, if an independent journalist breaks a story and no one hears or reads about it, who gives a shit?

Posted by: RickZ at June 06, 2025 11:31 PM (gKDq2)

175 These guys are nuts!
Posted by: Diogenes
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Just a little bit screwy.

Posted by: JQ at June 06, 2025 11:31 PM (rdVOm)

176 >> McMaster-Carr?

Rockford was always the big brand around here back in the day. But, now, it's probably Chicom shit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 06, 2025 11:32 PM (w6EFb)

177 These guys are nuts!
Posted by: Diogenes
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Just a little bit screwy.
Posted by: JQ at June 06, 2025 11:31 PM (rdVOm)

Time to throw a wrench in the works.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2025 11:32 PM (VNX3d)

178 Are they covering it up for different reasons?

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For different people, but for the same reason. People from every government institution including """both""" of its political parties are implicated, and there's already a serious crisis of confidence in the institutions as it is.

It's not the Kennedy stuff. The culprits in this caper are still in positions of real power. I think this is a mask that nobody can afford to be pulled away, and so it won't be.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2025 11:33 PM (BI5O2)

179 These guys are nuts!
Posted by: Diogenes
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Just a little bit screwy.
Posted by: JQ at June 06, 2025 11:31 PM (rdVOm)

Time to throw a wrench in the works.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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Socket to me!

Posted by: JQ at June 06, 2025 11:34 PM (rdVOm)

180 Somehow a perfectly fine thread about boobs has devolved into a discussion of carriage bolt grades.

Sheeesh.

I agree. What is this place coming to?

Sheeesh.

Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at June 06, 2025 11:34 PM (hftn9)

181 Carriage bolt, grade 5 & 8 scroll down a bit.

https://tinyurl.com/yc2sb779

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2025 11:34 PM (k+RN3)

182 They make, or at least used to make, fine thread carriage bolts, too. The lower mounts for the front shock absorbers on "later model" Studebakers used 5/16-24 NF carriage bolts. Probably grade 5, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2025 11:36 PM (J9dzA)

183
Nuts will be marked for grade as well. There's several schemes.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 06, 2025 11:36 PM (w6EFb)

184 And WEF shared a bit of this with the Five Eyes, who allowed it to go on.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

5 eyes = United States, the United Kingdom, Canada, Australia, and New Zealand.

Are Oz & NZ really players in this? Or is it related to the EU?
Anyone ever compare the timelines of events related to pedo island and to the Ukraine upheavals?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 06, 2025 11:37 PM (Splbu)

185 183
Nuts will be marked for grade as well. There's several schemes.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 06, 2025 11:36 PM (w6EFb)

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Grade A through Deez nuts.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2025 11:38 PM (hY4dx)

186 Might get a SpaceX launch in an hour or so. It has been delayed repeatedly tonight.

https://www.youtube.com/live/4XJ7NAS-9YA

Posted by: Zombie Gerald Bull at June 06, 2025 11:41 PM (d1dHP)

187
Bingbino says Epstein jailhouse video confirms suicide

we are supposed to just trust him on this

show us the video

Posted by: Don Black at June 06, 2025 11:41 PM (AOsQT)

188 Are Oz & NZ really players in this? Or is it related to the EU?
Anyone ever compare the timelines of events related to pedo island and to the Ukraine upheavals?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 06, 2025 11:37 PM (Splbu)

It would not surprise me one bit to learn that some Oz and NZ politicians were diddling kids on Pedo Island.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2025 11:42 PM (J9dzA)

189 Downtown L.A.

@Voz_US 4h

A protester who tried to block an ICE SUV from leaving with illegals was run over and died of brain death

[not run over. knocked down n hit his wittle head]

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2025 11:43 PM (k+RN3)

190 A protester who tried to block an ICE SUV from leaving with illegals was run over and died of brain death

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That FO, she is a harsh mistress.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2025 11:44 PM (hY4dx)

191 The media has no desire to look into Epstein Island because they believe, as we do, that multiple liberal luminaries would be involved. As well as some repubs. The difference between us is- we would still like to know and have the info come out.

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 11:45 PM (bss/y)

192 A protester who tried to block an ICE SUV from leaving with illegals was run over and died of brain death
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So, a pre-existing condition, right?

Posted by: JQ at June 06, 2025 11:45 PM (rdVOm)

193 @Voz_US 4h

A protester who tried to block an ICE SUV from leaving with illegals was run over and died of brain death
[not run over. knocked down n hit his wittle head]
Posted by: Braenyard


That's a shame. Anyway.....

Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2025 11:45 PM (DgGvY)

194 A protester who tried to block an ICE SUV from leaving with illegals was run over and died of brain death

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Well, yeah. That seems self-evident. I'm guessing the brain death occurred sometime during the junior year of an American higher education program.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2025 11:46 PM (BI5O2)

195 We no longer have a real media. Sure, there are independents, but their stories get no airplay. Unfortunately, if an independent journalist breaks a story and no one hears or reads about it, who gives a shit?
Posted by: RickZ at June 06, 2025 11:31 PM (gKDq2)

Better yet, when a network reporter breaks a national story and gets it shut down in plain sight.

Intrepid Girl Reporter Sheryl Atkinson reported the Obama Fast and Furious gun running scandal on CBS. Now she does podcasts.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 06, 2025 11:47 PM (d1dHP)

196
I hear Greta is now on a tampons for Gaza mission.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 06, 2025 11:47 PM (w6EFb)

197 A protester who tried to block an ICE SUV from leaving with illegals was run over and died of brain death

[not run over. knocked down n hit his wittle head]
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2025 11:43 PM (k+RN3)

So, merely a flesh wound, then?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2025 11:48 PM (J9dzA)

198 A protester who tried to block an ICE SUV from leaving with illegals was run over and died of brain death

They flat out murdered her.

Posted by: rachel corrie's two-dimensional corpse at June 06, 2025 11:49 PM (guCHD)

199 Nuts will be marked for grade as well. There's several schemes.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 06, 2025 11:36 PM (w6EFb)

The Paolo always gets, how you say, top grades on his.

Posted by: The Paolo at June 06, 2025 11:50 PM (Aqu9a)

200 That we live in a world where it seems likely that Pedo Island was a western international government blackmail op is so... "are we the baddies" territory.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 06, 2025 11:52 PM (Splbu)

201 @158

>>I'm putting my chips on "Five Eyes op." But again, we'll never know.

Never forget that Bill Barr's father, yes that Bill Barr, gave Epstein his first teaching job.

The same Bill Barr that was the head of the federal prison system where Epstein did not hang himself when the guards fell asleep and the cameras stopped working.

There are more angles to this story than a Disdyakis triacontahedron.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 06, 2025 11:53 PM (XV/Pl)

202 Nuts will be marked for grade as well. There's several schemes.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 06, 2025 11:36 PM (w6EFb)

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Grade A through Deez nuts.
Posted by: Cicero


Bofa Deez.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2025 11:53 PM (BuA5c)

203 That 'protester' obviously never took a physics course. He kept moving in front of an SUV. I think anybody hitting such a 'protester' should have no charges ever filed for the incident. Other charges? Maybe. Insurance, whatever. But a so-called pedestrian who stands on a highway or deliberately moves in front of a moving vehicle to 'protest' gets to play the life/death lottery. It's not 50/50. Physics will tell him that. Or rather, would have told him that.

Posted by: RickZ at June 06, 2025 11:53 PM (gKDq2)

204 200 That we live in a world where it seems likely that Pedo Island was a western international government blackmail op is so... "are we the baddies" territory.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 06, 2025 11:52 PM (Splbu)

The Biden white house made sure children were separated from their parents and they did not care that they were sticking them with molesters.

Of course, we are the baddies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 11:54 PM (bss/y)

205
Whatever you do, don't let your nuts gets castellated.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 06, 2025 11:55 PM (w6EFb)

206 I doubt many Republicans would be considered important enough for a trip to Little St. James. A few? Sure. But they're too junior in rank for many to have gone.

But I think a large number of them knew about it and were complicit in these coverups. Alex Acosta was certainly one such.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2025 11:56 PM (BI5O2)

207 Downtown L.A.

@Voz_US 4h

A protester who tried to block an ICE SUV from leaving with illegals was run over and died of brain death

[not run over. knocked down n hit his wittle head]
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
===

That is so jacked up. "A protester". Just one?
Those A-holes run in packs.

Be better ICE.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 06, 2025 11:56 PM (/lPRQ)

208
Maybe Patel and Bongino got the Arthur Jensen speech from Network on how the world really works.

https://youtu.be/YXWVAOPxxQU

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2025 11:56 PM (63Dwl)

209 Intrepid Girl Reporter Sheryl Atkinson reported the Obama Fast and Furious gun running scandal on CBS. Now she does podcasts.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 06, 2025 11:47 PM

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Sheryl also has a syndicated weekly TV show. She's a cutie.

Posted by: Bigsmith at June 06, 2025 11:57 PM (1Au9i)

210 That we live in a world where it seems likely that Pedo Island was a western international government blackmail op is so... "are we the baddies" territory.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 06, 2025 11:52 PM (Splbu)


Unfortunately, unlike the movie, the baddies aren't asking themselves that question. They're still living high on the hog, while demanding we eat insects.

Posted by: RickZ at June 06, 2025 11:57 PM (gKDq2)

211 I say the close call is a fake. The end of the runway was too close from where the plane would have touched down.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2025 11:58 PM (VofaG)

212 Better yet, when a network reporter breaks a national story and gets it shut down in plain sight.

Intrepid Girl Reporter Sheryl Atkinson reported the Obama Fast and Furious gun running scandal on CBS. Now she does podcasts.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 06, 2025 11:47 PM (d1dHP)

Wow, I did this 13 years ago, when I was only 16...

https://youtu.be/-YtBxoQEkZ0

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 06, 2025 11:59 PM (d1dHP)

213 still tied after OT

2nd OT coming up

Posted by: Don Black at June 06, 2025 11:59 PM (AOsQT)

214 Happy Friday, Horde!!!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 07, 2025 12:00 AM (0nHVk)

215
In another life I was a baker.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 06, 2025 10:59 PM (/lPRQ)

Have you considered a career in candlestick making?

Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 07, 2025 12:00 AM (bA75n)

216 I guess right now we live either in Nineveh or Sodom.
Either we repent or are destroyed.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 07, 2025 12:01 AM (Splbu)

217 Again why kill Epstein and keep Maxwell alive?

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2025 12:03 AM (VofaG)

218 That 'protester' obviously never took a physics course. He kept moving in front of an SUV. I think anybody hitting such a 'protester' should have no charges ever filed for the incident. Other charges? Maybe. Insurance, whatever. But a so-called pedestrian who stands on a highway or deliberately moves in front of a moving vehicle to 'protest' gets to play the life/death lottery. It's not 50/50. Physics will tell him that. Or rather, would have told him that.
Posted by: RickZ

Florida here (waves).
Few years back there were three hit and runs in short order.
News / PSA put out - no reason to run, the pedestrian was not in a cross-walk, so they were clean kills.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 07, 2025 12:04 AM (/lPRQ)

219 Whatever you do, don't let your nuts gets castellated.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 06, 2025 11:55 PM (w6EFb)

The proper use of lock washers will ensure that your nuts stay secure and tight for years to come.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 07, 2025 12:04 AM (Aqu9a)

220 217 Again why kill Epstein and keep Maxwell alive?
Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2025 12:03 AM (VofaG)

More controllable personality? He might have flipped no matter what just to take the bastards down. She strikes me as more ... realistic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 07, 2025 12:05 AM (bss/y)

221 A protester who tried to block an ICE SUV from leaving with illegals was run over and died of brain death

[not run over. knocked down n hit his wittle head]
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
===

That is so jacked up. "A protester". Just one?
Those A-holes run in packs.


Be better ICE.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher


Get more!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2025 12:05 AM (BuA5c)

222 Whatever you do, don't let your nuts gets castellated.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

Staked isn't much better.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 07, 2025 12:06 AM (/lPRQ)

223 Oh, and I do not mean in any sort of idealistic way, I mean he might have flipped as revenge.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 07, 2025 12:06 AM (bss/y)

224 Oilers! Oilers! Oilers! 2nd OT soon.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 07, 2025 12:06 AM (NXz8h)

225 I used to have a t-shirt what was printed:

Use Loc-Tite or kiss your nuts goodbye!

(yes, it was an actual promo from Loc-Tite rep)

Posted by: JQ at June 07, 2025 12:07 AM (rdVOm)

226 That is so jacked up. "A protester". Just one?
Those A-holes run in packs.

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Bring back the cow-catcher!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2025 12:07 AM (hY4dx)

227 In another life I was a baker.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 06, 2025 10:59 PM (/lPRQ)

Have you considered a career in candlestick making?
Posted by: Joe Kidd

Got that and butcher already covered.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 07, 2025 12:08 AM (/lPRQ)

228 Again why kill Epstein and keep Maxwell alive?
Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2025 12:03 AM (VofaG)

More controllable personality? He might have flipped no matter what just to take the bastards down. She strikes me as more ... realistic.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 07, 2025 12:05 AM (bss/y)

But would you take that chance? Also I’m sure Epstein had confidantes and a kill switch.

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2025 12:08 AM (VofaG)

229 225 I used to have a t-shirt what was printed:

Use Loc-Tite or kiss your nuts goodbye!
(yes, it was an actual promo from Loc-Tite rep)

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Do tell.

Posted by: Ridgid Tools at June 07, 2025 12:09 AM (hY4dx)

230 SCOOPS!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2025 12:09 AM (63Dwl)

231 By the time Maxwell was prosecuted, the FBI had already done their lightning raids on Epstein's properties, most aggressively at the NYC penthouse and at Little St. James.

That bitch had no leverage.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2025 12:10 AM (BI5O2)

232 But would you take that chance? Also I’m sure Epstein had confidantes and a kill switch.
Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2025 12:08 AM (VofaG)

As soon as Epstein 'suicided' I am sure she became amenable.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 07, 2025 12:10 AM (bss/y)

233 225 I used to have a t-shirt what was printed:

Use Loc-Tite or kiss your nuts goodbye!

(yes, it was an actual promo from Loc-Tite rep)
Posted by: JQ at June 07, 2025 12:07 AM (rdVOm)

Friend of mine worked for a fastener manufacturer. Company name? Mutual Screw. Tee shirt of the corporate logo and mission statement read, "It's better when it's Mutual."

Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 07, 2025 12:11 AM (bA75n)

234 I would have thought boob comments would be more likely.
Posted by: nerdygirl

It's now officially a boob thread ( . ) ( . )

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at June 07, 2025 12:11 AM (y7zkd)

235
Friend of mine worked for a fastener manufacturer. Company name? Mutual Screw. Tee shirt of the corporate logo and mission statement read, "It's better when it's Mutual."
Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 07, 2025 12:11 AM (bA75n)

--------

Oof. Whiffed.

Posted by: It's a Better Screw When It's Mutual at June 07, 2025 12:13 AM (hY4dx)

236 It's now officially a boob thread ( . ) ( . )

Yay, boobies!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 07, 2025 12:13 AM (lUFok)

237 But would you take that chance? Also I’m sure Epstein had confidantes and a kill switch.
Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2025 12:08 AM (VofaG)


Some kill switch. I thought the idea was to make sure one lived or things would be released? Correct me if I'm wrong, but I haven't seen anything released on the sly on Epstein's op, the players involved. Ever.

Posted by: RickZ at June 07, 2025 12:14 AM (gKDq2)

238 Shoulda kept my Loc-Tite shirt... Gave it to my Bro-in-law for his bday.

Posted by: JQ at June 07, 2025 12:14 AM (rdVOm)

239 203 That 'protester' obviously never took a physics course. He kept moving in front of an SUV. I think anybody hitting such a 'protester' should have no charges ever filed for the incident. Other charges?
-----

Charges? He backed up, drove around the fool and rejoined the column.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2025 12:14 AM (k+RN3)

240 It should happen more often.
Blocking the road ways is bs.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2025 12:15 AM (k+RN3)

241 Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 07, 2025 12:08 AM (/lPRQ)

*pours Goslings Black Seal rum shot into USB*

Congrats on the trifecta!

Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 07, 2025 12:16 AM (bA75n)

242
Now, Loc-Tite colors. I'm trying to remember. I think the red stuff was the stuff that would be well impossible to break once set. If you planned on disassembling, that stuff was not what you wanted to use at all.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 07, 2025 12:16 AM (w6EFb)

243 Yes, publius, the Red is 'permanent' like for flywheel bolts and such...

Posted by: JQ at June 07, 2025 12:18 AM (rdVOm)

244 Polynikes,
You have to consider who Ghislaine's father is. He'd probably be pissed at the people who killed his daughter. Maybe enough to put them.

Posted by: Akua Makana at June 07, 2025 12:20 AM (owXCN)

245
Now, split lockwashers. I believe there were some studies that showed they were pretty much useless, piss poor locking under many high vibration conditions.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 07, 2025 12:20 AM (w6EFb)

246 I just found out about the Imjin War. Japan tried to make Korea a colony, killed about a million Koreans, then the Ming got involved and Japan decided it was too much like hard work so quit.
(When Asians go to war a lot of people get killed apparently.)
Anyway - Yi Sun-sin, the surviving admiral of Korea's fleet. Japan had just wrecked the bulk of it at Chilchonryang, so Yi was now admiral of about thirteen ships all of whom wearing their brown pants. Somehow this mad bastard beat the Japanese fleet of about ten times that.

Reddit claims that Togo, the legendary Japanese admiral who spanked the Russians centuries later, was drunkenly compared to Nelson and Yi at the celebration. Togo protested: Nelson was okay, but nobody should be so proud as to compare himself to Yi.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 07, 2025 12:21 AM (gKWVE)

247 Plus, Epstein doesn't appear to have been pimping boys, which would cut down on the number of GOP there on its own. Most of them were chugging White Claw and chasing College Republicans around hotel rooms at CPAC, America's most boring and least fabulous gay retreat.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2025 12:22 AM (BI5O2)

248 You have to consider who Ghislaine's father is. He'd probably be pissed at the people who killed his daughter. Maybe enough to put them.
Posted by: Akua Makana at June 07, 2025 12:20 AM (owXCN)

Him being dead would sort of limit his options.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2025 12:22 AM (J9dzA)

249 >>Manilow's Copacabana is good for a 35mph boost for me.

Quote possibly the gayest thing that's ever been posted on this blog.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2025 12:22 AM (viF8m)

250 Posted by: Akua Makana at June 07, 2025 12:20 AM (owXCN)

Ol' Robert was murdered on his yacht many years prior to all this unseemly nonsense.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2025 12:23 AM (BI5O2)

251 T -10 minutes

youtube.com/watch?v=2vylueJ951Y

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2025 12:23 AM (k+RN3)

252 Quote possibly the gayest thing that's ever been posted on this blog.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2025 12:22 AM (viF8m)


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I never get tired of the lonely old hag drinking herself half blind.

It's a weakness, I guess.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2025 12:25 AM (hY4dx)

253 33. No problem. Here's very good ones from Valor Guardians. Tip 'o the hat to SMH:
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=170046
Posted by: Mike Hammer


They were great. Thanks.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 07, 2025 12:26 AM (NFX2v)

254 Manilow's Copacabana is good for a 35mph boost for me.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2025 10:58 PM (hY4dx)

So my read on this is you were parked on a hill, passed out on pina coladas while listening to Manilow, and then slumped over on the column and shifted into neutral?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2025 12:27 AM (BI5O2)

255 >>I never get tired of the lonely old hag drinking herself half blind.

>>It's a weakness, I guess.

Have you met garrett?

I can introduce you.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2025 12:28 AM (viF8m)

256 Panthers win

Posted by: Don Black at June 07, 2025 12:28 AM (AOsQT)

257 Manilow's Copacabana is good for a 35mph boost for me.

Got in trouble with that song. Changed the lyrics to "Her name was Blowla, she was a blow girl." Manilow music loving sister didn't find it very funny.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 07, 2025 12:29 AM (lUFok)

258 Quote possibly the gayest thing that's ever been posted on this blog.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2025 12:22 AM (viF8m)


Hey!

Posted by: rolaM ebaG at June 07, 2025 12:30 AM (gKDq2)

259 I never get tired of the lonely old hag drinking herself half blind.

It's a weakness, I guess.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2025 12:25 AM (hY4dx)

Oh. "Copacabana"

I thought it was a Hillary reference at first.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 07, 2025 12:30 AM (d1dHP)

260 Well then, Evening Horde.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 07, 2025 12:34 AM (25kuG)

261 Well, time for me to hit the sack. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2025 12:40 AM (J9dzA)

262 (When Asians go to war a lot of people get killed apparently.)
-----------

"...the Mongols killed more than 1,300,000 people in Merv and more than 1,747,000 in Nishapur. The total population of Persia may have dropped from 2,500,000 to 250,000 as a result of mass extermination and famine."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2025 12:41 AM (XeU6L)

263 If you haven't listened to the Joe Rogan interview with Kash Patel I highly recommend you do.

Pretty good stuff.

https://tinyurl.com/bp5r2puf

Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2025 12:42 AM (viF8m)

264 Elon Musk @elonmusk 1h
Replying to @GuntherEagleman @SenAdamSchiff

Hmm, few things could convince me to reconsider my position more than Adam Schiff agreeing with me!

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2025 12:44 AM (k+RN3)

265 Happy Friday, Horde!!!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 07, 2025 12:00 AM
---------

Hi, Debby!

Didn't 'see' you right away... Happy Friday to you too!

Posted by: JQ at June 07, 2025 12:44 AM (rdVOm)

266 I am dissatisfied with the current dust up between our CIC and Elon. Granted, the two largest Ego's were destined to have issues at one point or another but seriously,

Now I want Melania and Karoline to pull these two men into a room together for a very long lunch and beat them about the head until they work out their differences and make their relationship work again.

It could happen.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 07, 2025 12:45 AM (25kuG)

267 About 8 minutes to launch

https://www.youtube.com/live/2vylueJ951Y

Posted by: Ciampino - it's not finished at June 07, 2025 12:46 AM (sPQoU)

268 Protestors are now taking hammers to cement blocks to break them down and use against DHS police.

This is about to get way worse unless LAPD is ordered to assist
--------------

There's chatter on X about a 50/51 June 14. Fifty protests on 1 day.
There is also chatter about a big protest on July 4.

May be a hot summer.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2025 12:47 AM (k+RN3)

269 Adam Schiff is the devil's spawn and why his ass is not up in front of a Senate Sub-Commitee hearing is beyond me.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 07, 2025 12:47 AM (25kuG)

270 What did Noah do with the bees?








He put them in the Ark hive.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 07, 2025 12:49 AM (i24o9)

271
I imagine Melania is probably the only person on the planet able to tell Big Don to behave. For Elon, the equivalent may well be his Mama, but I don't know.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 07, 2025 12:50 AM (w6EFb)

272 Hmm. I'm thinking the bar is open now?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2025 12:50 AM (XeU6L)

273 What's blue and tastes like red paint?

Posted by: Don Black at June 07, 2025 12:50 AM (AOsQT)

274 Hmm. I'm thinking the bar is open now?

It closes?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 07, 2025 12:51 AM (lUFok)

275 Well, this one chaps my hide, even though I don't own a cow.

@EricLDaugh
Omg...they've LOST it.💀

PANELIST: "EVERY one deserves healthcare."
SCOTT JENNINGS: "Even illegals?"
PANELIST: "Every single person in the world."
JENNINGS: "As a candidate, you're for illegal aliens getting Medicaid?"
PANELIST: "Yeah. Everyone in the world. How is it controversial?"
JENNINGS: "😭😭"
ABBY PHILLIP: "Scott, who do you think pays for healthcare when undocumented people show up at a hospital?"
JENNINGS: "We all pay for it! That's the point... Taxpayers."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 07, 2025 12:51 AM (mlg/3)

276 ICE ICE BABY.

We need to get more vid and drone footage of the instigators
Saw me some BLM tee's in the crowd and the BLACK BLOCK were drifting about the periphery.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 07, 2025 12:51 AM (25kuG)

277 Freaking engineers uptalking, you'd think they would know better.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2025 12:52 AM (k+RN3)

278 Hmm, few things could convince me to reconsider my position more than Adam Schiff agreeing with me!
Posted by: Braenyard

Hah!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 07, 2025 12:54 AM (Splbu)

279 272

The Bar is open...what is your desire?

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 07, 2025 12:54 AM (25kuG)

280 Pre ignition it sounds like a monsta.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2025 12:54 AM (k+RN3)

281 I’m sure Epstein had confidantes and a kill switch.

Epstein didn’t kill himself because Epstein isn’t dead.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 07, 2025 12:55 AM (0M7jv)

282 Lift Off

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 07, 2025 12:56 AM (/lPRQ)

283 Whatever you do, don't let your nuts gets castellated.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

Staked isn't much better.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 07, 2025 12:06 AM (/lPRQ)

Keep 'em wired tight.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 07, 2025 12:56 AM (i24o9)

284 The Sazerac maybe?

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 07, 2025 12:57 AM (25kuG)

285 Babylon Bee: Hamas Agrees to Free Hostages if Europe Takes Greta Thunberg Back.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2025 12:57 AM (qpyNK)

286 We are all friends here. Or should be; for the laughter of Mordor will be our only reward, if we quarrel.

Posted by: Gandalf at June 07, 2025 12:57 AM (gKWVE)

287 Yeah, I'd like some of that FREE healthcare, too! And FREE housing, and EBT, and SNAP...

ALL OF IT! Pony up, bishes!

*mumbling from off-screen*

WHAT?! I'm a taxpayer, and a citizen, and therefore I *don't* qualify?

WTAF????

Posted by: JQ at June 07, 2025 12:58 AM (rdVOm)

288 What's blue and tastes like red paint?

Posted by: Don Black at June 07, 2025 12:50 AM (AOsQT)

Blue paint.

How do pirates vacation?






In an Aaaaarrrrgh Veee.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 07, 2025 12:58 AM (i24o9)

289 Ocean recovery vessel, 'Doug'.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2025 12:59 AM (k+RN3)

290 287

steady...steady...how about a cocktail?
Esquire
Dirty Martini?

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 07, 2025 01:00 AM (25kuG)

291 > I think the red stuff was the stuff that would be well impossible to break once set. If you planned on disassembling, that stuff was not what you wanted to use at all.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 07, 20

Yeah, the red is the "permanent" stuff.

However, if the workpiece is something that can take heat, a torch will get it loose in short order.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2025 01:01 AM (qpyNK)

292 Thanks, nightwatch... a cocktail is indeed in order.

*grumble fkn ill iggles grumble*

Posted by: JQ at June 07, 2025 01:03 AM (rdVOm)

293 Epstein is dead. The Epstein files are long gone. That's why no release. Erased, wiped, shredded, burned, encased in concrete, and dropped down the Marianas Trench. Whoever would talk are dead. Giselle or whatever her name is, isn't talking. Well, not enough to get her dead anyway.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 07, 2025 01:05 AM (ohOaC)

294 Back o' the napkin calc:

$4.9 trillion spent in the US on HCare / 350 million Americans
= $14k per person avg

$14k x (8.23 billion world pop ex US) = $115.2 trillion for HCare of the world

That's 20.98x the total US tax revenue (projected). Or 52.36x of the total US income taxes.

Anyone that proposes such a thing is either deeply innumerate or hold a violent hatred of Americans and America.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 07, 2025 01:06 AM (mlg/3)

295 Just think-- what a wonderful place we'd have here, if we could actually use the resources we have, and were NOT subsidizing the rest of the world.

Posted by: JQ at June 07, 2025 01:06 AM (rdVOm)

296 Paul D. Thacker@thackerpd Jun 5

NIH is shutting down grants for infectious disease centers started under Tony Fauci.

Meanwhile, Kristian Andersen of @scrippsresearch is preparing to flee to Norway as DOJ scrutinise his grant and statements to intel agencies

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2025 01:07 AM (k+RN3)

297 So the illegals are going to mess around with our 4th of July
when we have supported their Cinco de Mayo for all these decades??
You have fireworks...we can get better fireworks and you all just watch which way we point them bitches!!!

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 07, 2025 01:09 AM (25kuG)

298
The Bar is open...what is your desire?
Posted by: Nightwatch
-----

I'm a cheap date. Grants, neat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2025 01:09 AM (XeU6L)

299 ...errr, world pop ex US is closer to 7.8 billion. Same difference.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 07, 2025 01:10 AM (mlg/3)

300 > Anyone that proposes such a thing is either deeply innumerate or hold a violent hatred of Americans and America.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 07, 2025 01:06 AM (mlg/3)

Both, I'm quite sure.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2025 01:11 AM (qpyNK)

301 Looking at the anteater on previous thread. Was caring for a patient whose family had anteaters. Opened lid of washing machine to toss in some sheets and and an anteater was napping inside, we scared the crap our of each other.

Posted by: Frankie at June 07, 2025 01:11 AM (MQGTC)

302 The Bar is open...what is your desire?
Posted by: Nightwatch

Hot blonde, big bazoombs. Make it a double.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 07, 2025 01:12 AM (i24o9)

303 There are several Loc-Tite products. Recently used some 660 on a tapered shaft flywheel.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2025 01:12 AM (XeU6L)

304 Anyone that proposes such a thing is either deeply innumerate or hold a violent hatred of Americans and America.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 07, 2025 01:06 AM (mlg/3)

Embrace the power of "and."

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 07, 2025 01:13 AM (d1dHP)

305 296

And the recent CHICOM intercept...A Chinese national couple was hit with criminal charges Tuesday for allegedly smuggling a dangerous fungus into the US capable of destroying crops and poisoning humans and livestock.

And we don't just NUKE THEM NOW is because of?

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 07, 2025 01:14 AM (25kuG)

306 Just think-- what a wonderful place we'd have here, if we could actually use the resources we have, and were NOT subsidizing the rest of the world.
Posted by: JQ at June 07, 2025 01:06 AM (rdVOm)

Amen!

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 07, 2025 01:15 AM (l3YAf)

307 Loc-Tite made a custom product for my former employer. Required UV curing.

Posted by: JQ at June 07, 2025 01:15 AM (rdVOm)

308 And we don't just NUKE THEM NOW is because of?
Posted by: Nightwatch


Because they'd be ok with losing half their population and consider it a victory, is why.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 07, 2025 01:16 AM (mlg/3)

309 302

If I can pour her into a large enough glass... I'll add cherries and whipped cream.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 07, 2025 01:16 AM (25kuG)

310 308

Sir, long time...

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 07, 2025 01:18 AM (25kuG)

311 >>A Chinese national couple was hit with criminal charges Tuesday for allegedly smuggling a dangerous fungus into the US capable of destroying crops and poisoning humans and livestock.
---------

And they're not, right now, being waterboarded at Gitmo.

We're (our stoopid guv) not taking things seriously, at all.

Posted by: JQ at June 07, 2025 01:20 AM (rdVOm)

312 So my read on this is you were parked on a hill, passed out on pina coladas while listening to Manilow, and then slumped over on the column and shifted into neutral?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2025 12:27 AM (BI5O2)

I assumed “35mph boost” is some kind of Gay Code. Like with the handkerchiefs.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 07, 2025 01:21 AM (l3YAf)

313 297 So the illegals are going to mess around with our 4th of July
-------

Word is it's funded by the la familia Soros.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2025 01:23 AM (k+RN3)

314
Posted by: gKWVE at June 07, 2025 12:21 AM (gKWVE)

==============

The memorial to Yi Sun-shin is quite cool, you ever seen it in Seoul? It's hard for me to choose a favorite pic, but there's one in my nic.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 07, 2025 01:32 AM (y8VAE)

315 ICE cars lined up, protesters yelling. Lot of cars and people but no action.
No Ice in LA.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2025 01:32 AM (k+RN3)

316 308 And we don't just NUKE THEM NOW is because of?
Posted by: Nightwatch

Because they'd be ok with losing half their population and consider it a victory, is why.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 07, 2025 01:16 AM (mlg/3)

According to Islam Hadiths, three 'Holy Cities' will be destroyed by 'fire'... which is a precursor to the Final Teacher coming... when Islam wins and rules the world.

Some believe they must create that situation...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 07, 2025 01:33 AM (mP0Kj)

317 Yi Sun-shin, serious looking fellow.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2025 01:34 AM (k+RN3)

318 BUSTED!!!

Mrs. Nightwatch just rolled up on me and said, "Ya know, you put your faith in other men and politicians that are just going to fail you when you should be focusing on your family and your faith!

Ouch, and that is enough for me to call it a night.

Cheers.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 07, 2025 01:34 AM (25kuG)

319
Yi Sun-shin, serious looking fellow.
Posted by: Braenyard

=============

Worthy of a song by Steve Martin, performed on SNL.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 07, 2025 01:40 AM (y8VAE)

320
Just think-- what a wonderful place we'd have here, if we could actually use the resources we have, and were NOT subsidizing the rest of the world.
Posted by: JQ

================

May we live to see it tip back to 51% not screwed.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 07, 2025 01:42 AM (y8VAE)

321 You're right. I mis-spoke. Robert Maxwell was found dead in the ocean. And publically buried. Supposedly, he worked for many of the world's intelligence agencies. My theory is that might have provided Ghislaine an umbrella of protection that Epstein didn't have.

Posted by: Akua Makana at June 07, 2025 01:43 AM (owXCN)

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323 'Night, all. Too sleepy.

Posted by: JQ at June 07, 2025 01:52 AM (rdVOm)

324 Yi Sun-shin, Spouse(s)

Lady Bang
Lady Oh
Lady Buandaek

...it is generally accepted that he fought in at least 23 naval battles, achieving victory in all. In many of these engagements, he commanded forces that were outnumbered and poorly supplied.[3][4]

His most dramatic success occurred in the Battle of Myeongnyang, where he led a Korean fleet of 13 ships to victory against a Japanese fleet of at least 133.[5]

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2025 01:53 AM (k+RN3)

325 I got 99 problems and being addicted to AOS ain't one of them.

I accepted works offer to be their swing shift maintnence guy.
I now have two really cool ladies really, really pissed off at me. Which brings me to my delema. My boss (one of the two said pissed off ladies) offered to try and match what the other department is offering me money wise if I stay.

I have a war between departments going on over me. The two managers are not speaking right now but higher ups are hearing all about it. This is pretty cool.

Posted by: Reforger at June 07, 2025 02:01 AM (xcIvR)

326 Trump Admin Asks Supreme Court To Allow Dismantling Of Education Department
----------------

We can hope and we can pray.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2025 02:02 AM (k+RN3)

327 >> Robert Maxwell was found dead in the ocean.

As the story goes, Ghislaine asked him, "Daddy, are you going to take a shower on the boat?"

Robert: "No, honey, I'll just wash up on shore."

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 07, 2025 02:04 AM (w6EFb)

328 >> Robert Maxwell was found dead in the ocean.

As the story goes, Ghislaine asked him, "Daddy, are you going to take a shower on the boat?"

Robert: "No, honey, I'll just wash up on shore."

Posted by: publius


https://is.gd/o62aee

Posted by: mikeski at June 07, 2025 02:10 AM (DgGvY)

329 Slap some Ben Gay on your balls and let's Rock n Roll!

Posted by: Mister Ghost at June 07, 2025 02:13 AM (TGPs7)

330 322: Spam. Spam never changes. The Romans waged spam to gather slaves and wealth. Spain built an empire from its lust for spam and more spam. Spam never changes.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 07, 2025 02:14 AM (ohOaC)

331 Finally home and have a night off tomorrow

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2025 02:14 AM (+qU29)

332 Night JQ, sorry that I missed you, I was doing some laundry. I'm just going to fix myself a Chivas and sip for a while.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 07, 2025 02:16 AM (0nHVk)

333 UNILAD
https://www.unilad.com › news › health

'Ozempic penis' explained as study shows average …
· As the average penis size in the UK continues to rise, experts have suggested that Ozempic could be contributing to the growth. …


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2025 02:18 AM (k+RN3)

334 My drives Home are usually very boring and hardly see many people. But went through nearest town and corn bar had to have 200 people wondering outside, police were there but just as a caution, nothing bad going on. Bars in Pa I think still close at 2am

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2025 02:19 AM (+qU29)

335 How about 2 Melatonin and 2 fingers of scotch

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2025 02:20 AM (+qU29)

336 Nap time. Maybe up for Pixy.

Posted by: Ciampino - it's not finished at June 07, 2025 02:21 AM (sPQoU)

337
Posted by: Reforger at June 07, 2025 02:01 AM (xcIvR)

=============

Ohhhh, what a situation. But you've gotta do what you've gotta do! I moved on once despite a cool lady begging me to stay, and now I'm benefitting from the move -- many years later.

Offer to train your replacement.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 07, 2025 02:27 AM (y8VAE)

338 7 I brought an Allen wrench for the shelves, and I am willing to share.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2025 10:00 PM (hY4dx)

They don't look like Ace's shelves...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2025 02:27 AM (ynpvh)

339 Simone Biles@Simone_Biles 6h

@Riley_Gaines_ You’re truly sick, all of this campaigning because you lost a race. Straight up sore loser. You should be uplifting the trans community and perhaps finding a way to make sports inclusive OR creating a new avenue where trans feel safe in sports. Maybe a transgender category IN ALL sports!!

But instead… You bully them…

One things for sure is no one in sports is safe with you around!!!!!
-----------------

Biles is going into competition with Crockett for idiot of the month award.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2025 02:38 AM (k+RN3)

340 Riley is over the target catching flak

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2025 02:44 AM (+qU29)

341 Is that picture from Junji Ito?

Posted by: KLA at June 07, 2025 02:49 AM (R1Eqe)

342 Biles is going into competition with Crockett for idiot of the month award.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2025 02:38 AM (k+RN3)

Yeah.... but that field of contestants is reallllllyyyy large right now.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 07, 2025 02:54 AM (mP0Kj)

343 Milling around the streets in L.A.. Many ICE vehicles and agents but nothing. I'm turning in. See yall tomorrow. 'night

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2025 02:55 AM (k+RN3)

344 Trying to decide to open window or not, warm inside yet in a couple hours no doubt the neighborhood will get noisy

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2025 02:56 AM (+qU29)

345
Biles is going into competition with Crockett for idiot of the month award.

Posted by: Braenyard

=============

Simon Biles, Michelle Obama, future California governor Harris, anchor who got her own freaking primetime show Joy Reid -- all examples of the worst racist oppression ever known to man. Shall we give them a hotdog?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 07, 2025 03:01 AM (y8VAE)

346 Simone Biles stole a place in the Olympics from someone who could handle the stress and freaked out over something that happened years ago and expected everyone to think that was OK. She can bite me, and not in a good way.

Let's see her compete on the still rings.

Fuck off, entitled bitch.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 07, 2025 03:01 AM (a4NoL)

347 Shall we give them a hotdog?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 07, 2025 03:01 AM (y8VAE)

They deserve the ass end of a skunk.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 07, 2025 03:02 AM (a4NoL)

348 313 297 So the illegals are going to mess around with our 4th of July
-------

Word is it's funded by the la familia Soros.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2025 01:23 AM (k+RN3)

They ain't fucking with it up here.

https://www.facebook.com/share/18tMb58BbD/

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 07, 2025 03:07 AM (a4NoL)

349 Should turn this off
Have great rest of the night everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2025 03:07 AM (+qU29)

350 I'm sitting at my desk, overlooking my back yard, seeing about 5/8 of a moon, hovering over my outrageously tall birch trees, in full daylight because it's nearly the solstice in AK. My apple trees are blooming, my dogs are keeping an eye out for stray moose, and my strawberries and blueberries are blooming like mad. I live in paradise. And I never forget to be grateful to the One Who made it so.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 07, 2025 03:14 AM (a4NoL)

351
Let's see her compete on the still rings.

Fuck off, entitled bitch.
Posted by: tcn

===============

She did a "fun" attempt at men's gymnastic events and fell like a lump of dough. So cute when she does it from the safety of segregated gymnastics, so un-virtuous when Riley has a problem with losing a race to a man.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 07, 2025 03:36 AM (y8VAE)

352 Good night, Horde, I am tucking in. Simone Biles can eat a bag of dicks.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 07, 2025 03:44 AM (0nHVk)

353 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at June 07, 2025 04:30 AM (CQE5S)

354 https://tinyurl.com/goodattrans

Posted by: Amuk at June 07, 2025 02:14 PM (0ltTz)

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