The Week In Woke

National Review is exactly what we thought they were:

Sean Davis
@seanmdav
Standing athwart history, yelling, "Leave the gay pederast predator alone!"
Impossible to parody.

The lefties won! Abrego-Garcia will be shipped back to America.

Where he will be tried for being the kingpin of a major human trafficking operation.

Kilmar Abrego Garcia, the Maryland man mistakenly deported to El Salvador in March, has been returned to the United States to face federal criminal charges, Attorney General Pam Bondi said Friday.
For months, the Trump administration has been locked in an intense standoff with the federal judiciary over court orders for the government to "facilitate" Abrego Garcia's return from El Salvador, where he was mistakenly deported in mid-March, in a situation that one federal judge warned could present an "incipient crisis" between the two branches.
Abrego Garcia has been indicted on two criminal counts in the in the Middle District of Tennessee: conspiracy to unlawfully transport illegal aliens for financial gain and unlawful transportation of illegal aliens for financial gain.
The indictment unsealed Friday afternoon accuses Abrego Garcia and others of partaking in a conspiracy in recent years in which they "knowingly and unlawfully transported thousands of undocumented aliens who had no authorization to be present in the United States, and many of whom were MS-13 members and associates."

The Supreme Court ruled yesterday that states cannot discriminate against charities just because they're religious in nature.

Seems obvious, but again, something that was in doubt.

The Supreme Court on Thursday sided with a Wisconsin-based Catholic charity group in a case centered on unemployment tax credits for religious institutions -- delivering a victory for faith-based institutions, who argued that the state's decision had violated the religious clauses under the First Amendment.
In a unanimous opinion, the justices agreed that the state had engaged in an "unnecessary entanglement" in attempting to define whether religious groups should be entitled to an otherwise-available tax exemption based on the state's criteria for religious behavior.
"When the government distinguishes among religions based on theological differences in their provision of services, it imposes a denominational preference that must satisfy the highest level of judicial scrutiny," Justice Sonia Sotomayor said, writing for the majority.
"Because Wisconsin has transgressed that principle without the tailoring necessary to survive such scrutiny, the judgment of the Wisconsin Supreme Court is reversed, and the case is remanded for further proceedings not inconsistent with this opinion."

This one is so easy that even Sotomayor gets it.

Some FBI agents objected to the FBI memo targeting Catholics, accurately noting that this memo seemed to be confabulated purely to please the vicious race-Marxist demagogues of the Southern Poverty "Law" Center.

The FBI rushed to rescind the document after a whistleblower leaked it in February 2023. Then-FBI Director Christopher Wray testified in July 2023 that the memo came from "a single product by a single field office, which, as soon as I found out about it, I was aghast and ordered it withdrawn and removed from FBI systems." Yet Rep. Jim Jordan, R-Ohio, has claimed Wray may have lied under oath because multiple FBI offices were involved in creating the memo.
Grassley announced Tuesday that he found evidence that the memo had been disseminated to at least 1,000 FBI staff.
"Is anyone really asking for a product like this?" an FBI employee in Phoenix, Arizona, wrote in a February 2023 email responding to the memo. "Apparently we are at the behest of the SPLC..."
An FBI employee in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, responded, "And yeah, our overreliance on the SPLC for hate designations is ... problematic."
In addition to these emails, Grassley found the FBI produced at least 13 additional documents and five attachments that used the term "radical traditionalist Catholic" and relied on the SPLC.

Left-wing groups are actually rallying to support the assassin that shot two people in the back merely for being Jewish.

Meet the Left-Wing Groups and Operatives Rallying Behind Jewish Museum Shooter Elias Rodriguez

Soros-funded operatives, a Democratic Socialists of America caucus, and an anti-Israel student group among signatories of letter endorsing murders

A radical student group at Brandeis University. Members of a socialist organization affiliated with House "Squad" members. The treasurer of a Democratic super PAC funded heavily by George Soros. These are just some of the figures and groups calling to "free" Elias Rodriguez, the Chicago man police say confessed to the Washington, D.C., murders of two Israeli diplomats.
Twenty-one organizations, along with Democratic activist Kamau Franklin, signed an open letter in support of Rodriguez organized by the Tariq El-Tahrir Youth and Student Network. It calls Rodriguez's shooting of Israeli diplomats Sarah Milgrim and Yaron Lischinsky outside of the Capital Jewish Museum "fully justified," "eminently defensible," and "morally righteous." It also urges readers to "give pause to the zionists" and "GLOBALIZE THE INTIFADA," a popular rallying cry among student radicals on Ivy League campuses like Columbia University and Harvard University. One signee, Unity of Fields, has been involved in the Columbia protests.
Another signatory is the Liberation Caucus of the Democratic Socialists of America (DSA)--"Squad" members Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D., N.Y.), Rashida Tlaib (D., Mich.), and Greg Casar (D., Texas) are members of DSA, the largest socialist group in the country. Franklin, who serves as treasurer of the Black Voters Matter Action PAC, a Democratic group that received $2.4 million from Soros and the Soros-funded Democracy PAC, signed the letter and promoted it on his Twitter page. So did the Brandeis Jewish Bund, a self-described "Anti-Zionist" group at Brandeis University, a school founded by Jewish Americans to address anti-Semitism in the American education system. Another signee, Bronx Anti War, was cofounded by Janet Goodman-Clarke, a member of the Soros-funded Jewish Voice for Peace.
While many of the groups backing Rodriguez are not well known beyond radical activist circles, their ties to prominent Democratic lawmakers, donors, and organizations reflect the extent to which anti-Semitism has infiltrated the party. Ocasio-Cortez, for example, held a virtual event with DSA's New York chapter in December. She has not addressed the Liberation Caucus's signing of the pro-Rodriguez letter.

More grooming in schools as students are asked to consider becoming gay as part of a class assignment.

Florida high school students were drilled for being straight, asked to consider being gay, and told that straight people are to blame for overpopulation, according to course materials obtained by The Daily Wire.
During a course for high school children in Miami-Dade County, students were assigned to complete a sexuality-focused questionnaire that asked a series of bizarre questions such as: "What do you think caused your heterosexuality?"; "Is it possible that being straight is just a phase you may grow out of?"; and, "Considering the menace of hunger and overpopulation, could the human race survive if everyone were straight like yourself?"
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Parents were shocked to learn that a professor made their children answer questions like this as part of a Miami-Dade College course being offered to high schoolers. The course, called "Preparing for Student Success," was designed for students to develop academic goals and come up with strategies to succeed in college and offered in Miami-Dade County, an area that has turned red in recent years.
"It's not normal. I mean imagine if a person, anyone, goes close to your son and asks him these questions, I'd call the police," a concerned mother whose son was enrolled in the class told The Daily Wire. "It's perversion. Why are you talking about their sexuality to 15-year-old boys or girls? It's absolutely sick. It's sick."
Other questions posed to the children included, "To whom have you disclosed your straight tendencies?" and "Why do you insist on showing off your heterosexuality?" The questionnaire ended by asking students what their reaction to it was and "about the assumptions you hold about what others are like."

From John Sexton: The New York Times' "conservative" David Brooks warns the Democrats that they're in more trouble than they know.

I have a lot of Democratic friends who are extremely disappointed with their party leaders. They tell me that the Democratic Party is currently rudderless, weak, passive, lacking a compelling message. I try to be polite, but I want to tell them: "The problem is not the party leaders. The problem is you. You don't understand how big a shift we're in the middle of. You think the Democrats can solve their problems with a new message and a new leader. But the Democrats' challenge is that they have to adapt to a new historical era. That's not something done by working politicians who are focused on fund-raising and the next election. That's only accomplished by visionaries and people willing to shift their entire worldview. That's up to you, my friends, not Chuck Schumer."
...
The Republicans have adjusted to the shift in the zeitgeist more effectively than the Democrats. Trump tells a clear story: The elites are screwing America. He took a free trade party and made it a protectionist party, an internationalist party and made it an isolationist party...
Trump has taken the atmosphere of alienation, magnified it with his own apocalypticism, and, assaulting institutions across society, has created a revolutionary government. More this term than last, he is shifting the conditions in which we live.
...
The Democrats' first core challenge is that we live in an age that is hostile to institutions and Democrats dominate the institutions -- the universities, the media, Hollywood, the foundations, the teachers unions, the Civil Service, etc. The second is that we live in an age in which a caste divide has opened up between the educated elite and everybody else, and Democrats are the party of the highly educated...
For today's Democrats that means this: If people rightly distrust establishment institutions and you are the party of the establishment institutions, then you have to be the party of thoroughgoing reform. You have to say that Trump is taking a blowtorch to institutions, and we are for effectively changing institutions.

Naming Imane Khelif as having XY chromosomes inflicted "irreparable psychological damage" on him, lefties whine.

Algerian boxing bosses have issued a furious response to boxing's new world governing body for a "violation" of Imane Khelif's rights to medical confidentiality.
A statement released by World Boxing last week, naming Khelif while outlining its new policy of gender testing, has "created psychological damage to our athlete" according to the Algerian Boxing Federation.
In a letter the Federation President said the "consequences are immeasurable."
He added that the statement had internationally harmed "our national sports movement" and that Khelif was not given "the right to defend herself" nor did World Boxing "hear from the doctors specialising in endocrinology who follow her."

What about the damage this biological man inflicted on the women he punched in the face?

The UK is now a caliphate, writes Spiked Online.

It's a verdict that would make the Ayatollah smile. Today, in nominally liberal Britain, a man has been found guilty of a crime after he dared to burn a Koran in public. Hamit Coskun, a Turkish-born asylum seeker, has been convicted of a 'religiously aggravated public-order offence' over his -- quite literally -- incendiary protest outside of the Turkish consulate in London in February, against what he sees as the Islamist turn of Erdogan's Turkey. If nothing else, Coskun's stunt has exposed the Islamist-apologist turn of our own United Kingdom.
On paper, Coskun has been convicted of 'disorderly behaviour within the hearing or sight of a person likely to be caused harassment, alarm or distress', motivated by 'hostility towards members of a religious group, namely followers of Islam', contrary to the Crime and Disorder Act 1998 and the Public Order Act 1986. But we all know what that word salad really means in practice, regardless of the judge's many assurances to the contrary. Coskun has been convicted, and fined �240, for blasphemy. All by a supposedly secular court.
The judgement, handed down by district judge John McGarva, is an elaborate exercise in victim-blaming. Coskun was assaulted at the scene by two men -- first by a passerby armed with a knife, then by a delivery rider who kicked Coskun while he was on the floor. Remarkably, this is used as proof of his guilt. 'That the conduct was disorderly is no better illustrated than by the fact that it led to serious public disorder involving him being assaulted by two different people', says McGarva. Thank God he wasn't also wearing a short skirt, eh?
Similar intellectual acrobatics were required to prove that Coskun was motivated by a hatred of Muslims. He claims his beef is with the religion, not its followers. But McGarva was having none of it, citing Coskun's belief that 'Islam is an ideology which encourages its followers to violence, paedophilia, and a disregard for the rights of non-believers'. Whether or not this is an accurate or fair reflection of the faith, as practised by Muslims around the world, is totally irrelevant. The judge decided there was no difference between Coskun's dislike of what he means by Islam and hatred of Muslims. So he hates Muslims because he hates Islam. I'm no legal scholar, but that strikes me as a rather circular argument.
In a free society, you should be free to hate whoever and whatever you like, of course. Indeed, this ruling is another grim reminder of the subjective, authoritarian mess you find yourself in when you invite the state to police what is and isn't hateful -- whether that's racial, religious or whatever. Someone has to decide. And in this case it has been decided by a legalistic cretin who is totally blasé about ushering in medieval blasphemy prohibitions, albeit dressed up in hate-speech lingo.
Enjoying spiked?
Britain may have abolished its blasphemy law in 2008, more than three decades after the last blasphemy trial went to court. But it has returned, zombie-like, through public-order and communications offences....
Brace yourselves for more. Not least as Coskun -- who either has balls of steel or is nursing a death wish -- has said he intends to go on a Koran-burning tour of some of the UK's other great cities.

Man doesn't understand why he has been excluded from a women's book club.

The Democrats' push to fund fake influencers who can sell the Democrats' gay agenda to straight men is going great.

I've got my own suggestion for the Democrats: New York City's hottest Speaking to American Men influencer is Stefon.

Democrats just don't understand why normal people are running for them.

The first gay Congresswoman from Vermont insists that no illegal aliens be deported, stating that without illegal aliens, "we're not going to have anyone around to wipe our asses."

No, seriously, this Very Special Privileged Pyrsyn says this.

I know you think I'm a liar but you're the liar!

While complaining about President Trump deporting illegal immigrants, Vermont Democrat Becca Balint claims: "We're not going to have anyone around to wipe our asses."

Democrats' goal is, was and always will be open borders pic.twitter.com/dLQMADS0DX
— NRCC (@NRCC) June 4, 2025

I'm just like you, i own a cup and a doily https://t.co/2CsIPjrH9j
— The Reaping Phase (@AceofSpadesHQ) June 5, 2025

OMG

Middle School teacher in @ABQschools, Patrick Corr, arrested after allegedly having sex with a MINOR students and got a 16-yr-old pregnant TWICE

A criminal complaint started after Corr was caught lying across two female students� laps on a bus as well as playing with and� pic.twitter.com/KCaX68B9kl
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) June 5, 2025

BREAKING: Christian McGhee, the North Carolina teen who was suspended from school for using the term "illegal alien" in class, will receive $20,000 and a public apology from the Davidson County Board of Education (@dcsnc) after they falsely accused him of "racial bias." https://t.co/J4AoRY1plt pic.twitter.com/Fb1PFiJpPU
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) June 4, 2025

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Posted by: GF at June 06, 2025 05:31 PM (Uy6n+)

2 Come on, I lean!

Posted by: AI editor at June 06, 2025 05:32 PM (vFG9F)

3 "drilled for being straight"

phrasing?

Posted by: Hands at June 06, 2025 05:33 PM (1IZKn)

4 I can't recall the Navy changing the name of a ship that has already been commissioned. I am sure it has been done but in my 30 years of Navy active duty and as a civilian I do not recall this ever happening before.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 06, 2025 05:34 PM (e5NfL)

5 Remember when patriotism didn't require men to have an incredible ability to control their gag reflex....?

Posted by: Stateless.. 18% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 06, 2025 05:35 PM (jvJvP)

6 "Man doesn't understand why he has been excluded from a women's book club."

You know, the women (lubbers)started this shit by demanding entrance to men's clubs and organizations.

Posted by: BonnieBlue at June 06, 2025 05:36 PM (WvDZj)

7 4 I can't recall the Navy changing the name of a ship that has already been commissioned. I am sure it has been done but in my 30 years of Navy active duty and as a civilian I do not recall this ever happening before.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS

Do you recall one being named after a pederast outside of the Harvey Milk?

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2025 05:36 PM (p4NUW)

8 Libbers, sheesh!

Posted by: BonnieBlue at June 06, 2025 05:36 PM (WvDZj)

9 Of course willowed:

Karen Read trial update:

Crash Daddy Wolfe testified today, displaying video of car/arm collisions and discussing damage to the tail light. Summary: a body did not cause damage consistent with the evidence.
(Interestingly, the inner diffuser had damage, but could not be reproduced - like maybe a hammer caused it.)

Cross by the Commonwealth was pathetic. Hank Brennan looked more like an idiot.

Redirect started, and will continue Monday.

Then, Crash Daddy Rentschler will testify about the damage done to a body by the Lexus.

These guys were originally hired by the FBI, and were available to both sides, but only the defense used them in the furst trial, because this is a frame job and would hurt the State's case.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 06, 2025 05:36 PM (ufFY8)

10 During a course for high school children in Miami-Dade County, students were assigned to complete a sexuality-focused questionnaire that asked a series of bizarre questions such as: "What do you think caused your heterosexuality?"

Uh...the evolutionary genetic imperative to reproduce? The fuck is wrong with these people?

Posted by: The list is long. Very long. at June 06, 2025 05:39 PM (TbWk/)

11 What's a ball pit?

Posted by: Static In gp's Attic at June 06, 2025 05:39 PM (62qBb)

12 Us: woke is dead

Them: shrugs. hey kids write an essay why you should be gay and fabulous.

This is going to be a long drawn out slog for years if not decades to come.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 06, 2025 05:41 PM (NDtFP)

13 Hello, Horde! ♥️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at June 06, 2025 05:41 PM (+LGfl)

14 The indictment unsealed Friday afternoon accuses Abrego Garcia and others of partaking in a conspiracy in recent years in which they "knowingly and unlawfully transported thousands of undocumented aliens who had no authorization to be present in the United States, and many of whom were MS-13 members and associates."

Only two counts? That'll be thrown out and he will be released.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2025 05:41 PM (gdBb2)

15 Who is gayer? National review or Bulwark?
Discuss….

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 06, 2025 05:42 PM (NDtFP)

16 >>> 4 I can't recall the Navy changing the name of a ship that has already been commissioned. I am sure it has been done but in my 30 years of Navy active duty and as a civilian I do not recall this ever happening before.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 06, 2025 05:34 PM (e5NfL)

I can't either, but I certainly recall a whole metric fckton of bases being renamed very recently, and many more schools being renamed in the past couple decades, and again recently many statues being torn down.

Sorry not sorry.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2025 05:42 PM (QRFVs)

17 Rename the Harvey Milk the USS Dan White.

Posted by: A Real American Hero at June 06, 2025 05:42 PM (R/m4+)

18 Hello, Horde! ♥️
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief

Yay! Teresa!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2025 05:43 PM (gdBb2)

19 I can't recall the Navy changing the name of a ship that has already been commissioned. I am sure it has been done but in my 30 years of Navy active duty and as a civilian I do not recall this ever happening before.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)

Just for the lulz, I'd like to see the Navy rename a ship to some leftist toolbag, like Chuck Schumer, right before they torpedo it to make an artificial reef.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 06, 2025 05:43 PM (M0V4/)

20 18 Hello, Horde! ♥️
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief

Hello Teresa!

Posted by: Stateless.. 18% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 06, 2025 05:44 PM (jvJvP)

21 NR prints mags for cucks and fags

Posted by: The conservative case for pederasty at June 06, 2025 05:44 PM (TbWk/)

22 USN Maryland Man.
You know it’s coming next Dem administration.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 06, 2025 05:44 PM (NDtFP)

23 What is the deal with all of the violent fags and their hags? And why would a woman put a ring in her nose that makes her look even more like the pigs she is emulating? Ugly is as ugly does, dear, and it appears nothing will penetrate that thick skull of yours.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 06, 2025 05:44 PM (a4NoL)

24 I feel for the poor sailor on the Homo Harvey... how can you have any pride in telling folks what ship you are on?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2025 05:44 PM (mP0Kj)

25 Hi Teresa!

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2025 05:44 PM (p4NUW)

26 Waves to Teresa

Posted by: Ben Had at June 06, 2025 05:45 PM (DLqye)

27 24 I feel for the poor sailor on the Homo Harvey... how can you have any pride in telling folks what ship you are on?
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2025 05:44 PM (mP0Kj)

So, all you sailors were inside Harvey Milk.

Posted by: The shame of it! at June 06, 2025 05:45 PM (TbWk/)

28 David Brooks has no Democratic friends.

Any he thinks are friends, would cut his throat if given the word.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 06, 2025 05:46 PM (8avO+)

29 Romeo13

Well, it is an oiler. Brings new meaning to "The probe is seated. Start pumping."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 06, 2025 05:46 PM (u82oZ)

30 WTF Trump? Bringing him back was a yuuuuge mistake. Bigly big yuuuge.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 06, 2025 05:46 PM (NDtFP)

31 >>> 17 Rename the Harvey Milk the USS Dan White.
Posted by: A Real American Hero at June 06, 2025 05:42 PM (R/m4+)

Cold. But funny.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2025 05:46 PM (QRFVs)

32 The SS Harvey Milk is an oiler. Someone at the Navy has a sense of humor.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 06, 2025 05:47 PM (8avO+)

33 I feel for the poor sailor on the Homo Harvey... how can you have any pride in telling folks what ship you are on?
Posted by: Romeo13

It's not gay when you are underway. It's only queer when you're at the pier.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2025 05:47 PM (gdBb2)

34 That teacher is obviously a creep and should be punished. But raise your hand if you think a gay teacher having homo sex with 16 and 17 year old boys would never have been prosecuted. [Raises hand]

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 06, 2025 05:47 PM (+rkhl)

35 >> USS Dan White

On November 27, 1978, White visited City Hall with the later-declared intention of killing not only Moscone and Milk, but also two other San Francisco politicians, Speaker of the California State Assembly Willie Brown..

Whoa!

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 06, 2025 05:47 PM (l3YAf)

36 Dump the Harvey Milk but rename the ship after someone who was really gay, like Ensign George Gay, the lone torpedo squadron survivor at Midway. George couldn't help being born gay, he was named after his father, George H Gay Sr.

Posted by: Rex B at June 06, 2025 05:47 PM (7szT/)

37 Kilmar Abrego Garcia back in US to face charges of helping traffic 'thousands' of migrants? Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos with extra beef TACO!

Did they find something or did they manufacture something?

Manufactured. The big ding on his history was that he was driving a car with 5-10 people. They were driving to a work site miles away, and his license had expired. He was let off with a warning. This indictment came from a secret closed jury, as the regime is covering their ass. They still claim he has ties to M-13, though the indictment doesn't provide any proof.

How are they going to prove he knew they were undocumented? Indeed, how are they going to prove his passengers were indeed here illegally at that moment in time?

Tell all the other immigrants to testify against him so they won't be sent off to a horrible prison in another country? My guess is that they stalled until they got enough to agree to lie for them.

He's not a criminal in the least! Now the fat felon in the WH is a different story.

Funny how the charges were just filed last month, isn't it?[/b He probably like picked up his cousins at the border one time or some shit.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 06, 2025 05:48 PM (ycI94)

38 straight people are to blame for ~~over~~population

FIFY

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at June 06, 2025 05:48 PM (8hxDK)

39 I feel for the poor sailor on the Homo Harvey... how can you have any pride in telling folks what ship you are on?
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2025 05:44 PM (mP0Kj)

My ship lives in another state, you wouldn't know her.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 06, 2025 05:48 PM (8avO+)

40 Last night, I had a self-described loving and caring Democrat tell me to shut up because I was hurting him. This was at an otherwise good dinner.

His hatred of Trump and pragmatists was in full display. Ironically.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 06, 2025 05:48 PM (u82oZ)

41 And for the record, NO Ships should be named for Politicians... even Presidents IMO.

Unless said President was a War Hero themselves... so I'd give a pass to Washington, Andy Jackson, Grant, Roosevelt, and Eisenhower...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2025 05:48 PM (mP0Kj)

42 Well, Hello fellow humans!

Posted by: Democrat Party at June 06, 2025 05:49 PM (0HaGk)

43 Top 1000!

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at June 06, 2025 05:49 PM (7NkZG)

44 Rename the Harvey Milk the USS Dan White.
Posted by: A Real American Hero at June 06, 2025 05:42 PM (R/m4

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Fucker took my job.

Posted by: Clint Longley at June 06, 2025 05:49 PM (2UnvF)

45 An FBI employee in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, responded, "And yeah, our overreliance on the SPLC for hate designations is ... problematic."
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Well, it's nice to see somebody acknowledge this.

Is the FIB the "finest investigatory agency" or is the Socialists Political Listing Center?

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 05:50 PM (krQz2)

46 Who is gayer? National review or Bulwark?
Discuss….
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 06, 2025 05:42 PM (NDtFP)

never heard of either.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 06, 2025 05:50 PM (8avO+)

47 >> Kilmar Abrego Garcia back in US to face charges of helping traffic 'thousands' of migrants? Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos with extra beef TACO!

Well.. he’s not wrong.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 06, 2025 05:50 PM (l3YAf)

48 Only two counts? That'll be thrown out and he will be released.

==

not if El Salvador demands extradition

Posted by: runner at June 06, 2025 05:50 PM (g47mK)

49 34 That teacher is obviously a creep and should be punished. But raise your hand if you think a gay teacher having homo sex with 16 and 17 year old boys would never have been prosecuted. [Raises hand]
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 06, 2025 05:47 PM (+rkhl)

Forget 16 or 17. 6 or 7 is allowed for them.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 06, 2025 05:50 PM (NDtFP)

50 Funny how the charges were just filed last month, isn't it?[/b He probably like picked up his cousins at the border one time or some shit.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 06, 2025 05:48 PM (ycI94)

DU apparently missed the news where his BOSS was arrested, and admitted to human smuggling, implicating him.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2025 05:50 PM (mP0Kj)

51 Harvey Milk Was a Patriot
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Did he squeeze all the air out of the balls?

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 05:50 PM (krQz2)

52 It's been mentioned that Harvey Milk was also a big supporter of Jim Jones. Jones followers killed a democrat Congressman, Leo Ryan in Guyana when he invited Peoples Temple members to leave with him if they wanted. Former Congresswoman, Jackie Speier was shot nine times in the attack.

Posted by: huerfano at June 06, 2025 05:51 PM (n2swS)

53 Harvey Milk Was a Patriot
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Yeah. A Butt-Patriot.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 05:51 PM (krQz2)

54 " Intercepted DU Transmissions"

I scroll past your comments so fast.

Are you an asshole?

Just asking.

Posted by: Democrat Party at June 06, 2025 05:51 PM (0HaGk)

55 Bondi better have an airtight case against the MD Man.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at June 06, 2025 05:51 PM (8hxDK)

56 ...so I'd give a pass to Washington, Andy Jackson, Grant, Roosevelt, and Eisenhower...
Posted by: Romeo13

Haha! Fuck you, I get a ship! No, too late to clarify or specify. In fact, I get TWO ships, because I served more terms than all those other bitches!

Posted by: Zombie FDR at June 06, 2025 05:51 PM (ycI94)

57 Standing athwart history, yelling, "Leave the gay pederast predator alone!"

Impossible to parody

Not to mention corrupt drug dealing buddy of Jim "flavor ade" Jones. He was a real hero.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 05:52 PM (2VST1)

58 Off Democrat Party sock.

Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2025 05:52 PM (0HaGk)

59 Rogan interviewed Patel today.
Sounds much better than it looks

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at June 06, 2025 05:52 PM (7NkZG)

60 Left-wing groups are actually rallying to support the assassin that shot two people in the back merely for being Jewish.
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21 times, a couple while she was crawling away.

Put your name on that one Democrats.

Go ahead.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 05:52 PM (krQz2)

61 Where he will be tried for being the kingpin of a major human trafficking operation.

He truly is a horrible, horrible person that the left is so desperate to promote and protect. Ghastly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 05:52 PM (2VST1)

62 55 Bondi better have an airtight case against the MD Man.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti

Yeah, that'll make a difference...

Posted by: Liberal asshole lying juror at June 06, 2025 05:53 PM (ycI94)

63 They say 'isolationist' like that's a bad thing

"Beware of foreign entanglements."
- George Washington

Posted by: Don Black. Message: It's safe to surf this beach! at June 06, 2025 05:53 PM (AOsQT)

64 And for the record, NO Ships should be named for Politicians... even Presidents IMO.

Unless said President was a War Hero themselves... so I'd give a pass to Washington, Andy Jackson, Grant, Roosevelt, and Eisenhower...
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2025 05:48 PM (mP0Kj)

Lincoln was a Black Hawk War vet and organized and led an expedition to capture Norfolk harbor!

He actually did, noticed nobody was doing so after it was abandoned and borrowed a tug and rode over with some soldiers (I hope) and took over the post.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 06, 2025 05:53 PM (8avO+)

65 34 That teacher is obviously a creep and should be punished. But raise your hand if you think a gay teacher having homo sex with 16 and 17 year old boys would never have been prosecuted. [Raises hand]
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 06, 2025 05:47 PM (+rkhl)

It would be lauded as beautiful and misunderstood, with the teacher and the minor being hailed as brave, fracturing stereotypes, and standing strong in the face of rampant homophobia.

Posted by: Arne Duncan probably slid it to a boy or two at June 06, 2025 05:53 PM (TbWk/)

66 Harvey Milk Was a Patriot
---
Did he squeeze all the air out of the balls?
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 05:50 PM (krQz2)

It’s harder than it looks!

Posted by: Jordon Hudson at June 06, 2025 05:53 PM (l3YAf)

67 Bringing Maryland man back for trial is no win. That’s what democrats wanted.

A trial for each of the 30 million illegals.

Posted by: Maroon at June 06, 2025 05:54 PM (ws08j)

68 It calls Rodriguez's shooting of Israeli diplomats Sarah Milgrim and Yaron Lischinsky outside of the Capital Jewish Museum "fully justified," "eminently defensible," and "morally righteous."

Hey it worked for Weather Underground. Maybe they can get him a job at a college or university. He can ghost write a book for a future Democrat presidential candidate.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 05:54 PM (2VST1)

69 Not to mention corrupt drug dealing buddy of Jim "flavor ade" Jones. He was a real hero.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 05:52 PM (2VST1)
---
Jones helped them "fundamentally transform" San Francisco.

The whole rent-a-mob was new, so people thought this many people showing up meant something.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 05:54 PM (krQz2)

70 Left-wing groups are actually rallying to support the assassin that shot two people in the back merely for being Jewish.
---
21 times, a couple while she was crawling away.

Put your name on that one Democrats.

Go ahead.
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 05:52 PM (krQz2)

The thing is, this will cost them few votes.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 06, 2025 05:54 PM (8avO+)

71 we live in an age in which a caste divide has opened up between the educated elite and everybody else, and Democrats are the party of the highly educated...

No, you idiot "journalist" - Democrats are the party of the highly-CREDENTIALED.

I'm sorry, but a Doctorate in Gender Studies does not mean that you are either smart or educated - it means that you know how to make elaborate word salad. That's it.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at June 06, 2025 05:54 PM (+LGfl)

72 "Considering the menace of hunger and overpopulation, could the human race survive if everyone were straight like yourself?"

They are just never gonna stop humping that knothole are they? Overpopulation my fuzzy rear end.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 05:54 PM (2VST1)

73 Charge Md Man, then deport.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 06, 2025 05:55 PM (u82oZ)

74 OH, which is what they basically did when Gerry Studds got caught buttfucking an underage male page.

Posted by: Precedent! at June 06, 2025 05:55 PM (TbWk/)

75 In a letter the Federation President said the "consequences are immeasurable."

I agree, the consequences of being accurately called one's name are not measurable. That's how little they are.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 05:55 PM (2VST1)

76 Haha! Fuck you, I get a ship! No, too late to clarify or specify. In fact, I get TWO ships, because I served more terms than all those other bitches!
Posted by: Zombie FDR at June 06, 2025 05:51 PM (ycI94)

FDR's ship should be a side wheeler.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 06, 2025 05:55 PM (8avO+)

77 Bringing this Kilmar cannibal back to the USA to prosecute him for sex trafficking makes no sense to me. We were home free with his filthy ass in a foreign prison. The left had mostly moved on to championing some other illegal cannibal, like that Egyptian terrorist. Why bring Kilmar back? To prosecute and prove he’s a sex trafficker over?al long as he’s rotting in a foreign prison lol who cares? Seems like this is too clever by half.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 06, 2025 05:56 PM (+rkhl)

78 67 Bringing Maryland man back for trial is no win. That’s what democrats wanted.

A trial for each of the 30 million illegals.
___

It's not a trial for violating immigration laws. It's a trial for human trafficking.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at June 06, 2025 05:56 PM (qUkBO)

79 52 It's been mentioned that Harvey Milk was also a big supporter of Jim Jones. Jones followers killed a democrat Congressman, Leo Ryan in Guyana when he invited Peoples Temple members to leave with him if they wanted. Former Congresswoman, Jackie Speier was shot nine times in the attack.
Posted by: huerfano at June 06, 2025 05:51 PM (n2swS)

All within living memory just like Tiananmen
Square. Like the election of John Paul II, Ronald Reagan, the fall of the Soviet Union. Like voting for Trump three times and having him inaugurated twice, like a pope who was born in the United States.

"The shit just got real," means something, and will

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at June 06, 2025 05:56 PM (QSrLX)

80 Middle School teacher in @ABQschools, Patrick Corr, arrested after allegedly having sex with a MINOR students and got a 16-yr-old pregnant TWICE

Its that second time that got him. The once was okay, but he was just waving it in their faces and they were compelled to take action.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 05:57 PM (2VST1)

81 The difference between Epstein and Milk is Milk was gay.

Posted by: torabora at June 06, 2025 05:57 PM (GvZo7)

82 Seems like this is too clever by half.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 06, 2025 05:56 PM (+rkhl)

Thank you! Nobody’s ever accused me of being clever!

Posted by: Pam Blondi at June 06, 2025 05:57 PM (l3YAf)

83 He's not being tried for anything related to his deportation.
He's being charged with human fucking trafficking.
He gets deported if not found guilty regardless.
I swear some of you are either illiterate or Blago just posting other a new name.

Posted by: Cmonman at June 06, 2025 05:57 PM (40OAm)

84 Funny how the charges were just filed last month, isn't it?[/b He probably like picked up his cousins at the border one time or some shit.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 06, 2025 05:48 PM (ycI94)

DU apparently missed the news where his BOSS was arrested, and admitted to human smuggling, implicating him.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2025 05:50 PM (mP0Kj)

heh heh heh.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 06, 2025 05:57 PM (8avO+)

85 They keep telling us Abraham Lincoln was gay so why can't they just be happy that there is already an aircraft carrier named after a homosexual?

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 06, 2025 05:57 PM (Vj4xA)

86 If you think a Maryland or DC jury is convicting Md Man I have beachfront condos for sale in Iowa.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 06, 2025 05:58 PM (NDtFP)

87
Back in the American court system?

I'll call it 9-1 odds that he does less than one year.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2025 05:58 PM (BI5O2)

88 52 It's been mentioned that Harvey Milk was also a big supporter of Jim Jones. Jones followers killed a democrat Congressman, Leo Ryan in Guyana when he invited Peoples Temple members to leave with him if they wanted. Former Congresswoman, Jackie Speier was shot nine times in the attack.
Posted by: huerfano

Uh...that was before the parties flipped...

Posted by: Shit Retarded Leftist Embarrassed by their party's history say at June 06, 2025 05:58 PM (ycI94)

89 Former Congresswoman, Jackie Speier was shot nine times in the attack.
Posted by: huerfano at June 06, 2025 05:51 PM (n2swS)

---------------------

They shot her nine times and she lived? Were they cops?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 06, 2025 05:58 PM (2UnvF)

90 The whole rent-a-mob was new, so people thought this many people showing up meant something.

Yeah he was the darling of the left for a long time. He was Getting Things Done.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 05:58 PM (2VST1)

91 Jordan- if you are here, take magnesium and soak in it with epson salts.

Helena- I will give you some stretches in the cafe or ONT so my barrel time risk is minimized.

Pug- you can eat a potato! They have vitamins and minerals, antioxidants and fiber. They actually help you feel full, too, supporting a lower calorie intake. You just shouldn’t eat them fried, or buried under butter, sour cream and bacon bits. 😀

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2025 05:59 PM (p4NUW)

92
"What do you think caused your heterosexuality?"

----------

It's now going to be cool to be a terrible student and a dropout. Those guys are gonna get all the chicks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2025 05:59 PM (BI5O2)

93 >> Jones followers killed a democrat Congressman, Leo Ryan in Guyana when he invited Peoples Temple members to leave with him if they wanted. Former Congresswoman, Jackie Speier was shot nine times in the attack.

Blue-on-blue violence.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 06, 2025 05:59 PM (l3YAf)

94 Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2025 05:59 PM (p4NUW)

what about meeeee ???

Posted by: runner at June 06, 2025 05:59 PM (g47mK)

95 Bukele put Killmar in a kinda halfway house. He took him out of CECOT.

Posted by: torabora at June 06, 2025 05:59 PM (GvZo7)

96 “He gets deported if not found guilty regardless.”

Pssst. Wanna hear a secret? He was already deported. And Hawaiian judges reversed it. Remember?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 06, 2025 06:00 PM (NDtFP)

97 Who was it who had "standing" to sue for the return of Kilmar? Like the judge who ordered the end of water and nutrition for Terry Schaivo?

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at June 06, 2025 06:00 PM (QSrLX)

98 89 Former Congresswoman, Jackie Speier was shot nine times in the attack.
Posted by: huerfano at June 06, 2025 05:51 PM (n2swS)

---------------------

They shot her nine times and she lived? Were they cops?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 06, 2025 05:58 PM (2UnvF)

If they were cops they would have missed her completely, killed two bystanders, four dogs, a pigeon, and a pair of very unfortunate goldfish in a bowl half a block over.

Posted by: Well, NYPD at least. at June 06, 2025 06:00 PM (TbWk/)

99 If you think a Maryland or DC jury is convicting Md Man I have beachfront condos for sale in Iowa.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 06, 2025 05:58 PM (NDtFP)

Nashville jury.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 06, 2025 06:00 PM (l3YAf)

100 George Moscone served in the navy for three years. Why not rename the ship after him?

Posted by: mr tmz at June 06, 2025 06:00 PM (rJ48h)

101 >>> 58 Off Democrat Party sock.
Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2025 05:52 PM (0HaGk)

Dude!!

Our Intrepid Liaison has been here for years, pulling direct quotes from the 'tards at DU (and the Bulwark, and other founts of genius) for years.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2025 06:01 PM (QRFVs)

102 Bringing this Kilmar cannibal back to the USA to prosecute him for sex trafficking makes no sense to me. We were home free with his filthy ass in a foreign prison. The left had mostly moved on to championing some other illegal cannibal, like that Egyptian terrorist. Why bring Kilmar back? To prosecute and prove he’s a sex trafficker over?al long as he’s rotting in a foreign prison lol who cares? Seems like this is too clever by half.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 06, 2025 05:56 PM (+rkhl)

Its waving a red cape in front of some stupid bull. THEY didn't bring him back. We did, and we try him and deport him again. The matador's sword is so quick they hardly feel it.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 06, 2025 06:01 PM (8avO+)

103 54 " Intercepted DU Transmissions"

I scroll past your comments so fast.

Are you an asshole?

Just asking.
Posted by: Democrat Party at June 06, 2025 05:51 PM (0HaGk)

eleven, that's a collection of Democratic Underground actual real quotations. Posted by an intrepid Moron for our enjoyment.

Posted by: m at June 06, 2025 06:01 PM (CQE5S)

104 Harvey Milk's undistinguished Naval career ending with him achieving on rank above ensign.

The only reason he is on a ship is because he was a gay activist.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 06, 2025 06:01 PM (XV/Pl)

105 -->Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 06, 2025 05:48 PM (ycI94)

Posted by: m at June 06, 2025 06:01 PM (CQE5S)

106 "What do you think caused your heterosexuality?"

***
Just a guess, but it could be a matter of BEING NORMAL!!!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2025 06:02 PM (omVj0)

107 What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
---
Unimpeded, naturally developing genes.

But you're probably going to imply a false need for parallelism, aren't you?

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 06:02 PM (krQz2)

108 72 "Considering the menace of hunger and overpopulation, could the human race survive if everyone were straight like yourself?"

They are just never gonna stop humping that knothole are they? Overpopulation my fuzzy rear end.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 05:54 PM (2VST1)

1. We have an overpopulation problem, so you should not breed.

2. We are for unlimited immigration... and free healthcare for said immigrants, so they can breed.

Uhhh.... whut?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2025 06:02 PM (mP0Kj)

109 I have utterly no idea who Jackie Speier is but she has my respect.

Like...how do you get shot 9 times in non-vital areas?

Is she a meatloaf?

Is she made of ham?

Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2025 06:02 PM (0HaGk)

110 Maryland Man will spend less time in jail for child trafficking than j6 people did for trespassing.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 06, 2025 06:02 PM (NDtFP)

111 And Hawaiian judges reversed it. Remember?

And yet he didn't get sent back to the USA and remained in El Salvador until they extradited him for this crime.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 06:02 PM (2VST1)

112
Really, I thought Abrego-Garcia was NOT "mistakenly" sent to El Salvador. Does it mean he had a legit visa and a clean police record?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2025 06:02 PM (y8VAE)

113 Harvey Milk's undistinguished Naval career ending with him achieving on rank above ensign.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 06, 2025 06:01 PM (XV/Pl)
---
I always thought of him as a bottom.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 06:02 PM (krQz2)

114 107 What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
---
Unimpeded, naturally developing genes.

But you're probably going to imply a false need for parallelism, aren't you?
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 06:02 PM (krQz2)

Funny how those who worship at the Feet of Darwin, don't believe in the principals he espoused...

ie... evolution, and natural selection.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2025 06:03 PM (mP0Kj)

115 Willowed:

How do we know these figures aren't as fake as the Biden administrations were?
==
Biden’s were partially fake as hell. We saw the million person revisions off the revisions. But in fairness, the surveying instruments are struggling with the changes in a GIG economy and employers reluctance to respond to anything from the government. There is a fair amount of swag in these numbers now.

Posted by: Black JEM at June 06, 2025 06:03 PM (9polX)

116 Intrepid Liaison brings us valuable intel from The Other Side

let's us track the level of Crazy over there

Posted by: Don Black. Message: It's safe to surf this beach! at June 06, 2025 06:03 PM (AOsQT)

117 "eleven, that's a collection of Democratic Underground actual real quotations. Posted by an intrepid Moron for our enjoyment.
Posted by: m"

But why?

Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2025 06:03 PM (0HaGk)

118 DU apparently missed the news where his BOSS was arrested, and admitted to human smuggling, implicating him.
Posted by: Romeo13

Like reality/facts matter to Leftists lol. He's a victim/hero, so everything negative towards him is excused/ignored/forgiven. Like the Rittenhouse case, they didn't care about the law or facts, he was guilty before the trial even started to them (and he still is today).

I assume they hope he'll be found not guilty, or a secret Lefty will create a hung jury. I can't imagine massive, violent protests for him if he's convicted, though. Although, if he's found not guilty, and then deported ANYWAY...I'll have a massive schadenboner, and the Left will COMPLETELY lose their shit.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 06, 2025 06:04 PM (ycI94)

119
Intercepted

DU Transmissions

brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison

Posted by: m at June 06, 2025 06:04 PM (CQE5S)

120 I regret the incorrect use of apostrophe in comment 116

Posted by: Don Black. Message: It's safe to surf this beach! at June 06, 2025 06:04 PM (AOsQT)

121 If the left were truly concerned about overpopulation they would put effort into getting Africans and Arabs to stop having 8 kids per family.

Instead they hassle white kids from families with or one two kids.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 06, 2025 06:04 PM (NDtFP)

122 72 "Considering the menace of hunger and overpopulation, could the human race survive if everyone were straight like yourself?"
_______________

Could the human race survive if everyone were queer like yourself?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2025 06:04 PM (YqDXo)

123 117 "eleven, that's a collection of Democratic Underground actual real quotations. Posted by an intrepid Moron for our enjoyment.
Posted by: m"

But why?
Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2025 06:03 PM (0HaGk)

116 Intrepid Liaison brings us valuable intel from The Other Side

let's us track the level of Crazy over there
Posted by: Don Black. Message: It's safe to surf this beach! at June 06, 2025 06:03 PM (AOsQT)

Posted by: m at June 06, 2025 06:05 PM (CQE5S)

124 >>> 117 "eleven, that's a collection of Democratic Underground actual real quotations. Posted by an intrepid Moron for our enjoyment.
Posted by: m"

But why?
Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2025 06:03 PM (0HaGk)

Why, what? Why does Intrepid pull the quotes, or why are the commies so fcking dumb???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2025 06:05 PM (QRFVs)

125 I regret the incorrect use of apostrophe in comment 116

unforgivable!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 06:05 PM (2VST1)

126 Funny how those who worship at the Feet of Darwin, don't believe in the principals he espoused...

ie... evolution, and natural selection.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2025 06:03 PM (mP0Kj)

The left say they believe in evolution, but they don’t actually believe in any of its social conclusions.

The right believes in the social conclusions of Darwinism, but many reject the idea that the same processes shaped life on Earth.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 06, 2025 06:05 PM (l3YAf)

127 Don't drink the Flavour- Aid!

Posted by: Jackie Speier at June 06, 2025 06:05 PM (GvZo7)

128 65 34 That teacher is obviously a creep and should be punished. But raise your hand if you think a gay teacher having homo sex with 16 and 17 year old boys would never have been prosecuted. [Raises hand]
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 06, 2025 05:47 PM (+rkhl)

It would be lauded as beautiful and misunderstood, with the teacher and the minor being hailed as brave, fracturing stereotypes, and standing strong in the face of rampant homophobia.
Posted by: Arne Duncan probably slid it to a boy or two at June 06, 2025 05:53 PM (TbWk/)

He was just helping to guide the young man through a very confusing time in his life.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at June 06, 2025 06:05 PM (8hxDK)

129 Intrepid Liaison is an undersung hero. Donning the hazmat suit and surveilling the fever swamp of the modern left so we don't have to.

Posted by: We salute you, intrepid liaison at June 06, 2025 06:05 PM (TbWk/)

130
Just asking.
Posted by: Democrat Party at June 06, 2025 05:51 PM (0HaGk)

eleven, that's a collection of Democratic Underground actual real quotations. Posted by an intrepid Moron for our enjoyment.
Posted by: m

===============

I thought eleven's joke was that the actual Democrat party doesn't give af about what the groundlings are talking about and even thinks they're stupid.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2025 06:05 PM (y8VAE)

131 120 I regret the incorrect use of apostrophe in comment 116
Posted by: Don Black. Message: It's safe to surf this beach! at June 06, 2025 06:04 PM (AOsQT)

I almost took it out before I copied and pasted your comment!

Posted by: m at June 06, 2025 06:05 PM (CQE5S)

132 "Intercepted

DU Transmissions

brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison
Posted by: m "

OK

Got it

Do not want.

Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2025 06:06 PM (0HaGk)

133 Oh FFS NRO.

Florence King to this stupid shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 06:06 PM (bss/y)

134 But why?

Helps keep us from being too bubbled here. if it wasn't for this place I'd never have understood or even seen the Taco thing by the left.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 06:06 PM (2VST1)

135 94 Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2025 05:59 PM (p4NUW)

what about meeeee ???
Posted by: runner at June 06, 2025

Runner - yes.

(Gosh, I hope it was a yes / no question and the yes makes sense).

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2025 06:06 PM (p4NUW)

136 72 "Considering the menace of hunger and overpopulation, could the human race survive if everyone were straight like yourself?"
_______________

Could the human race survive if everyone were queer like yourself?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2025 06:04 PM (YqDXo)
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Indeed. What's the proper ratio of straight-to-gay for optimal population control?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2025 06:06 PM (GlyvH)

137 I had a hole in my leg the size of a football!

Posted by: Jackie Speier at June 06, 2025 06:06 PM (GvZo7)

138 4 I can't recall the Navy changing the name of a ship that has already been commissioned. I am sure it has been done but in my 30 years of Navy active duty and as a civilian I do not recall this ever happening before.

-----------------------------------
A Ticonderoga Class Cruiser (USS Chancellorsville) was renamed under Biden. It was kind of a big deal at the time.

Posted by: the lower depths at June 06, 2025 06:06 PM (+b4rY)

139 >>> 126 Funny how those who worship at the Feet of Darwin, don't believe in the principals he espoused...

ie... evolution, and natural selection.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2025 06:03 PM (mP0Kj)

The left say they believe in evolution, but they don’t actually believe in any of its social conclusions.

The right believes in the social conclusions of Darwinism, but many reject the idea that the same processes shaped life on Earth.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 06, 2025 06:05 PM (l3YAf)

"sexual dimorphism" motherfuckers! Do you know what it means?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2025 06:06 PM (QRFVs)

140 65 34 That teacher is obviously a creep and should be punished. But raise your hand if you think a gay teacher having homo sex with 16 and 17 year old boys would never have been prosecuted. [Raises hand]
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 06, 2025 05:47 PM (+rkhl)

It would be lauded as beautiful and misunderstood, with the teacher and the minor being hailed as brave, fracturing stereotypes, and standing strong in the face of rampant homophobia.
Posted by: Arne Duncan probably slid it to a boy or two at June 06, 2025 05:53 PM (TbWk/)

And he'd suddenly find himself as the Democrat VP Nominee?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2025 06:07 PM (mP0Kj)

141 I denounce myself as I head off to a struggle session

Posted by: Don Black. Message: It's safe to surf this beach! at June 06, 2025 06:07 PM (AOsQT)

142 USNS Harvey Korman.

Posted by: Eromero at June 06, 2025 06:07 PM (jgmnb)

143
OK - it's high time we worked out a deal.

I figure tariff negotiations could be the mechanism - a brutal third-world shithole with an unscrupulous dictator, let's say Turkmenistan or somewhere like that, gets a ludicrously preferential bilateral trade agreement they make contingent upon an extradition treaty.

Once inked, they then - in a wholly unrelated matter - make it a crime to piss off Donald J. Trump, anywhere in the world.

Then we duly charge all illegals and particularly heinous domestic criminals like Congressmen and so forth with Turkmeni crimes and ship them off to face the bone saws while fag judges issue TROs, and thus their own Turkmeni warrants, back home.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2025 06:07 PM (BI5O2)

144 Because, eleven, it helps to remind us that our adversaries really are that stupid/insane/lame/gay.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 06:07 PM (bss/y)

145 Helps keep us from being too bubbled here. if it wasn't for this place I'd never have understood or even seen the Taco thing by the left.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 06:06 PM (2VST1)
----
Heh. I wonder if there's an "Intrepid AoSHQ Liaison" on some lefty website somewhere...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2025 06:08 PM (GlyvH)

146 Intrepid AoS Liason, you do a great service. I’ve enjoyed your posts for years!

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 06, 2025 06:08 PM (l3YAf)

147 Fla-Vor-Aid

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 06, 2025 06:08 PM (ZmEVT)

148 >>> 130

===============

I thought eleven's joke was that the actual Democrat party doesn't give af about what the groundlings are talking about and even thinks they're stupid.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2025 06:05 PM (y8VAE)

Ha!

I guess we take *that* for granted.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2025 06:08 PM (QRFVs)

149 Just read an incredible report that -- get this -- Sweet Baby Ray's barbecue sauce has lots of sugar in it. Now that's some amazing breaking news, who'd have thunk it? Texas Barbecue Sauce is sweet!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 06:08 PM (2VST1)

150 142 USNS Harvey Korman.
Posted by: Eromero at June 06, 2025 06:07 PM (jgmnb)

Count de Money! Count de Money!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 06:08 PM (bss/y)

151 There's lots of ways to unbubble yourself.

The internet is vast me mateys.

Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2025 06:09 PM (0HaGk)

152 USS Roger Korman

If only for Barbarian Queen II

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 06, 2025 06:09 PM (ZmEVT)

153
But why?
Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2025

Because we should know the enemy. And because they are ridiculous and funny.

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2025 06:09 PM (p4NUW)

154 149 Just read an incredible report that -- get this -- Sweet Baby Ray's barbecue sauce has lots of sugar in it. Now that's some amazing breaking news, who'd have thunk it? Texas Barbecue Sauce is sweet!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 06:08 PM (2VST1)

Technically, I think that is a KC gay style BBQ sauce.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 06:09 PM (bss/y)

155 Harvey Milk was gay? He seemed like such a man's man.

Posted by: TIM WALZ at June 06, 2025 06:09 PM (R6Hhu)

156 The left say they believe in evolution, but they don’t actually believe in any of its social conclusions.

The right believes in the social conclusions of Darwinism, but many reject the idea that the same processes shaped life on Earth.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 06, 2025 06:05 PM (l3YAf)

"sexual dimorphism" motherfuckers! Do you know what it means?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2025 06:06 PM (QRFVs)

They don't believe in Natural selection either. Even when a species has NATURALLY gone extinct, they cry and try to preserve it.

Hell, some of em want to bring them BACK, like bringing back the Dire Wolf?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2025 06:09 PM (mP0Kj)

157 Great I love potatoes, also potatos.

Posted by: runner at June 06, 2025 06:09 PM (g47mK)

158 78 67 Bringing Maryland man back for trial is no win. That’s what democrats wanted.

A trial for each of the 30 million illegals.
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It's not a trial for violating immigration laws. It's a trial for human trafficking.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at June 06, 2025 05:56 PM (qUkBO)
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This has the chance to blow up the complicity with the uniparty. I’ve long suspected the DC willingness to keep an open border was due to some unnamed powerful people being involved in the human trafficking trade.

It may be nothing, it might be the revealing of some really powerful DC insiders being exposed as absolute monsters. I’m hoping on the latter. Expecting the former. But making them sweat a bunch would be a good thing, and stop all the judges thinking they are higher than the president when it comes to immigration actions.

Posted by: Black JEM at June 06, 2025 06:09 PM (9polX)

159
Sad-Dick Khan supporting the caliphate:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3smS-sKRD9o

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2025 06:10 PM (y8VAE)

160 The internet is vast me mateys.

Yeah but I am lazy with the news, it has to come to me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 06:10 PM (2VST1)

161 Funny how those who worship at the Feet of Darwin, don't believe in the principals he espoused...

ie... evolution, and natural selection.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2025 06:03 PM (mP0Kj)
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Darwinism is mainly for spitting at the Church.

Were it not so, some progs could actually look Darwinism in the eyes, and not have to resort to this abstraction of Christianity.

Survival of the fittest--besides being a tautology of sorts--is NOT "equality".

But the atheists who want to hand-wave in this way special plead that we are not evolving now (despite that there is no gap in them talking about "social evolution" and using evolutionary terms in social "progress").

Science has never proven that we're not evolving now, in fact I was in a rather technical discussion where some biologists--who were not believers--laughed at the special pleading that we stopped evolving by some provable standard.

However, to keep their treacly faith alive, they have to believe that there is no scale of fitness, simply because it is more real (in this system) than "equality" is.

And that goes for Dems. They can't look natural selection in the eye.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 06:10 PM (krQz2)

162 116 Intrepid Liaison brings us valuable intel from The Other Side

let's us track the level of Crazy over there
Posted by: Don Black. Message

It's supposed to be a combination of humor (at how dumb their takes are), horror (that these people are around us every day), and insight (into their deranged perspective on things). The last one is key...I had no idea what their angle on the Abrego charges would be. "He wasn't trafficking people/the Feds waited until they intimidated his coworkers into lying testimony against him" wasnt on my bingo card.

It's also fun to see them trial-balloon "labels" over there. "Weird" and "TACO" were bandied about a week or two on DU (and other Lefty sites) before they really were recognized by media, and more widely. Tim Walz providing "tonic masculinity" didn’t make the cut after its trial run.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 06, 2025 06:10 PM (ycI94)

163 They don't believe in Natural selection either. Even when a species has NATURALLY gone extinct, they cry and try to preserve it.

Hell, some of em want to bring them BACK, like bringing back the Dire Wolf?
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2025 06:09 PM (mP0Kj)
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The panda bear would have gone extinct long ago if it wasn't so darned cute. It really shouldn't be able to survive in the wild.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2025 06:10 PM (GlyvH)

164 Technically, I think that is a KC gay style BBQ sauce.

Yeah I think you're right. I am sure Texas has a different twist, maybe spicy. I know Carolina is vinegary and nasty

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 06:10 PM (2VST1)

165 I thought that was an ad for Bill Kristol's next Conservative Cruise. Can't you picture Bill on the poop deck waiving his ascot and wailing "Hey sailor"?

Posted by: Stacy0311 at June 06, 2025 06:11 PM (ZgYXP)

166 " Because, eleven, it helps to remind us that our adversaries really are that stupid/insane/lame/gay.
Posted by: Aetius451AD"

I don't need that reminder.

I know hot burns. I know shit stinks.

They are robots. I don't need robot thoughts.

Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2025 06:11 PM (0HaGk)

167 Dauphinoise potatoes, lyonnaise potatoes...

Posted by: runner at June 06, 2025 06:11 PM (g47mK)

168 138 4 I can't recall the Navy changing the name of a ship that has already been commissioned. I am sure it has been done but in my 30 years of Navy active duty and as a civilian I do not recall this ever happening before.

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A Ticonderoga Class Cruiser (USS Chancellorsville) was renamed under Biden. It was kind of a big deal at the time.
Posted by: the lower depths at June 06, 2025 06:06 PM (+b4rY)

It's long been considered bad luck to rename a Navy Ship, UNLESS you took it as a prize so it was under a different flag...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2025 06:11 PM (mP0Kj)

169 157 Great I love potatoes, also potatos.
Posted by: runner at June 06, 2025 06:09 PM (g47mK)

poTAYto
poTAHto

Posted by: m at June 06, 2025 06:11 PM (CQE5S)

170 The renamed "Harvey Milk"

https://tinyurl.com/4dyf7p9r

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 06, 2025 06:12 PM (Q4IgG)

171 Great I love potatoes, also potatos.

mm hmm french fried pertaters

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 06:12 PM (2VST1)

172 The panda bear would have gone extinct long ago if it wasn't so darned cute. It really shouldn't be able to survive in the wild.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2025 06:10 PM (GlyvH)

Pandas aren't gay, just...unmotivated.

Posted by: Reproduce? Nah, too much effort at June 06, 2025 06:12 PM (TbWk/)

173 >> I’ve long suspected the DC willingness to keep an open border was due to some unnamed powerful people being involved in the human trafficking trade.

Like the CEOs of every meat processing company?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 06, 2025 06:12 PM (l3YAf)

174 168 138 4 It's long been considered bad luck to rename a Navy Ship, UNLESS you took it as a prize so it was under a different flag...
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2025 06:11 PM (mP0Kj)

Huh. That makes sense.

Posted by: m at June 06, 2025 06:12 PM (CQE5S)

175

Abrego-Garcia should be met at the airport like Rocco met Hyman Roth in Miami when he was returned from Israel.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2025 06:13 PM (x0n13)

176 It's long been considered bad luck to rename a Navy Ship, UNLESS you took it as a prize so it was under a different flag...

Even then the Brits used to retain the French names a lot. Sailors used to be very, very superstitious, not sure if they still are.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 06:13 PM (2VST1)

177 Hell, some of em want to bring them BACK, like bringing back the Dire Wolf?
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2025 06:09 PM (mP0Kj)
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The panda bear would have gone extinct long ago if it wasn't so darned cute. It really shouldn't be able to survive in the wild.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2025 06:10 PM (GlyvH)

And here on the new Game show.... Darwin, Survival of the Fittest... a CAGE MATCH... pitting the cuteness of the Panda Bear.... against the ferocity of the Dire Wolf...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2025 06:13 PM (mP0Kj)

178 174 168 138 4 It's long been considered bad luck to rename a Navy Ship, UNLESS you took it as a prize so it was under a different flag...
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2025 06:11 PM (mP0Kj)

Huh. That makes sense.
Posted by: m at June 06, 2025 06:12 PM (CQE5S)

It was under a different fag.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2025 06:13 PM (x0n13)

179 "The internet is vast me mateys.

Yeah but I am lazy with the news, it has to come to me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor"

Christopher....sweet summer child.

I am far lazier than you.

Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2025 06:14 PM (0HaGk)

180 Heh. I wonder if there's an "Intrepid AoSHQ Liaison" on some lefty website somewhere...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2025 06:08 PM (GlyvH)

It was fairly quiet, lots of trump love, but then they got sidetracked and spent 3 hours putting 'Poon' in movie titles...

I've seen things you queens would not believe...
-Trepid AoSHQ Liaison

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 06:14 PM (bss/y)

181 It was *only* when I didn't have to stay in Darwin's world, that I could look Natural Selection in the eye and lay down the implications.

When I had to dwell there, it made it uncomfortable. Which is why after saying that it is our misfortune that we "permit our worst members to breed", Darwin had to follow it up with some hand-wavy thing--that some of his followers didn't have the same fealty to--about the "highest part of our nature".

Darwin deflected from the implications of Natural Selection.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 06:14 PM (krQz2)

182 JJ linked to a profile this morning of another woman picked to recruit young men to the party. Get this, she’s created yet another three word organization called SAM. Does it matter what it stands for?

She was formerly the head of NARAL, and a professional activist for things like BLM.

Yeah, this will work
*makes wanking off hand gesture *

Posted by: Lizzy at June 06, 2025 06:14 PM (Hkcdp)

183 It's long been considered bad luck to rename a Navy Ship, UNLESS you took it as a prize so it was under a different flag...
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2025 06:11 PM (mP0Kj)

Not if you rechristen it !

Posted by: runner at June 06, 2025 06:15 PM (g47mK)

184 >>> 47 Kilmar Abrego Garcia back in US to face charges of helping traffic 'thousands' of migrants? Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos with extra beef TACO!
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Well.. he's not wrong.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 06, 2025 05:50 PM (l3YAf)

I'm wondering WTF is the thought process for bringing this asshoe back to the US (and there's another one right? *eyeroll*). No, the idiot Ds won't gain points by defending him but, OrangeManBad needs sooner than later to tell the judiciary to eat shit.

If he doesn't, well, After Trump will treat the invaders as non-uniformed combatants.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2025 06:15 PM (QRFVs)

185 Mangione / Abrego Garcia 2028

A killer ticket that's dreamy!

Posted by: Lefty Women at June 06, 2025 06:15 PM (0sNs1)

186
Yeah I think you're right. I am sure Texas has a different twist, maybe spicy. I know Carolina is vinegary and nasty
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 06:10 PM (2VST1)

I hate that the KC style took over everything. I like BBQ, but sweet I dislike on beef/pork.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 06:15 PM (bss/y)

187 And here on the new Game show.... Darwin, Survival of the Fittest... a CAGE MATCH... pitting the cuteness of the Panda Bear.... against the ferocity of the Dire Wolf...
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2025 06:13 PM (mP0Kj)
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That would be an awesome--if short--episode of "Celebrity Deathmatch."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2025 06:16 PM (GlyvH)

188
It's long been considered bad luck to rename a Navy Ship, UNLESS you took it as a prize so it was under a different flag...
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2025 06:11 PM (mP0Kj)

Not worse luck than getting a billet on a ship named the Harvey Milk.

If you're on the Harvey Milk, I guarantee you'll be angling for any way to get a transfer unless you enjoy being ripped on as a fag constantly.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2025 06:16 PM (BI5O2)

189 186
Yeah I think you're right. I am sure Texas has a different twist, maybe spicy. I know Carolina is vinegary and nasty
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 06:10 PM (2VST1)

I hate that the KC style took over everything. I like BBQ, but sweet I dislike on beef/pork.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 06:15 PM (bss/y)

I love them all.

Posted by: m at June 06, 2025 06:17 PM (CQE5S)

190 If you're on the Harvey Milk, I guarantee you'll be angling for any way to get a transfer unless you enjoy being ripped on as a fag constantly.

I mean, more than for just being seamen. As it were.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 06:17 PM (2VST1)

191 *makes wanking off hand gesture *
Posted by: Lizzy at June 06, 2025 06:14 PM

Ummm ... is that the same gesture for women as it is for men?

Mom won't tell me.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 06, 2025 06:17 PM (0sNs1)

192 168 Nonsense. It happens all the time. Two of the Nimitz Class Carriers got renamed (albeit one was just from "Eisenhower" to "Dwight D. Eisenhower"). The USS Republic (AP-33) was renamed for President Grant and then President Buchanan at different times before being renamed "Republic" each time.

Posted by: the lower depths at June 06, 2025 06:17 PM (+b4rY)

193 It's long been considered bad luck to rename a Navy Ship, UNLESS you took it as a prize so it was under a different flag...

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A totally 21st-century Age of Reason argument if ever I heard one.

Hey maybe we shouldn't have gay marriage.

WHY?! Because the Bible says so?! Give me a *modern* reason people of the same sex shouldn't marry!

Later ...

Hey, maybe we shouldn't change the name of a ship because it's bad luck.

Perhaps we can put some extra salt on that ship....

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Modern man has not lost any of his potential to be farcical.

Somebody go get a chicken.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 06:17 PM (krQz2)

194 180 Heh. I wonder if there's an "Intrepid AoSHQ Liaison" on some lefty website somewhere...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2025 06:08 PM (GlyvH)

It was fairly quiet, lots of trump love, but then they got sidetracked and spent 3 hours putting 'Poon' in movie titles...

I've seen things you queens would not believe...
-Trepid AoSHQ Liaison
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Lol. They're a lot more "focused" in their discussions. Go off the reservation too much and you'll get canceled. Someone flags your boob post as "problematic", they have random members review and vote in an automated jury, and you get punished.

The Barrel could learn a thing or two...

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 06, 2025 06:17 PM (ycI94)

195 It's long been considered bad luck to rename a Navy Ship, UNLESS you took it as a prize so it was under a different flag...
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2025 06:11 PM (mP0Kj)

Not worse luck than getting a billet on a ship named the Harvey Milk.

If you're on the Harvey Milk, I guarantee you'll be angling for any way to get a transfer unless you enjoy being ripped on as a fag constantly.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2025 06:16 PM (BI5O2)
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I looked up "USNS" and found that it designates an unarmed ship owned by the Navy, but crewed by civilians.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2025 06:17 PM (YqDXo)

196 Say, Is that a poop deck on the back of that ship?

Posted by: COREY BOOKER at June 06, 2025 06:18 PM (R6Hhu)

197 >They are robots. I don't need robot thoughts.

Posted by: eleven
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does your mouse have a scroll wheel?

Posted by: Don Black. Message: It's safe to surf this beach! at June 06, 2025 06:18 PM (AOsQT)

198 >>> 168
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It's long been considered bad luck to rename a Navy Ship, UNLESS you took it as a prize so it was under a different flag...
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2025 06:11 PM (mP0Kj)

Well, I guess you could stretch that definition considering who was President when this or other ships were named.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2025 06:18 PM (QRFVs)

199 182
*makes wanking off hand gesture *
Posted by: Lizzy at June 06, 2025 06:14 PM (Hkcdp)

Lizzy, that's not very ladylike!

Posted by: m at June 06, 2025 06:18 PM (CQE5S)

200 185 Mangione / Abrego Garcia 2028

A killer ticket that's dreamy!
Posted by: Lefty Women at June 06, 2025 06:15 PM (0sNs1)

Why not go full Hogg and nominate the guy who murdered the woman while she was trying to crawl away?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 06:18 PM (bss/y)

201 200

Posted by: m at June 06, 2025 06:18 PM (CQE5S)

202 If you're on the Harvey Milk, I guarantee you'll be angling for any way to get a transfer unless you enjoy being ripped on as a fag constantly.
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Oooh! Not a good mental picture!

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 06:18 PM (krQz2)

203 176 It's long been considered bad luck to rename a Navy Ship, UNLESS you took it as a prize so it was under a different flag...

Even then the Brits used to retain the French names a lot. Sailors used to be very, very superstitious, not sure if they still are.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 06:13 PM (2VST1)

Old Salts considered washing a coffee cut bad luck (have no idea how that started)... but...

Just before Desert Storm started, a new crewman was cleaning my office... and thought it would be a nice thing to CLEAN MY COFFEE CUP...

It had been a joke around the command for months about that cup, but he'd never heard about it... heck at one time I was told by a Commander to wash my damn cup... but didn't...

Three days later, we were doing an UnRep, getting supplies from a supply ship while underway.... our ship lost power due to a F Up in Engineering... and we ran into the supply ship, trashing the sonar dome on the front of the Destroyer... went through Desert Storm with Emergency Power cables all over the ship, and only able to do about 20 Knots...

Coincidence? welllllll....

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2025 06:19 PM (mP0Kj)

204 Lol. They're a lot more "focused" in their discussions. Go off the reservation too much and you'll get canceled. Someone flags your boob post as "problematic", they have random members review and vote in an automated jury, and you get punished.

The Barrel could learn a thing or two...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 06, 2025 06:17 PM (ycI94)
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Even The Barrel has standards.

Let's not start giving it crazy ideas.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2025 06:19 PM (GlyvH)

205 200 Why not go full Hogg and nominate the guy who murdered the woman while she was trying to crawl away?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 06:18 PM (bss/y)

Joe Scarborough has all of Mangione and Abrego-Garcia's qualifications.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2025 06:19 PM (x0n13)

206 All this makes sense if you just understand that the left is insane. Or some just may be really stupid.

Posted by: Case at June 06, 2025 06:20 PM (a1g6Z)

207 Why not go full Hogg and nominate the guy who murdered the woman while she was trying to crawl away?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 06:18 PM (bss/y)
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Right: Mangione / Rodriquez

The In Cold Blood ticket.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 06:20 PM (krQz2)

208 Well, I guess you could stretch that definition considering who was President when this or other ships were named.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2025 06:18 PM (QRFVs

To that point, I think Hegseth might be the most important Cabinet minister at this time, though it may not seem that way at first blush.

There's no way the rest of the government can be reformed without a liberal use of force. But if we can clean out the military, that's a huge plus for the future reform of the other functions.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2025 06:21 PM (BI5O2)

209 Lol. They're a lot more "focused" in their discussions. Go off the reservation too much and you'll get canceled. Someone flags your boob post as "problematic", they have random members review and vote in an automated jury, and you get punished.

The Barrel could learn a thing or two...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 06, 2025 06:17 PM (ycI94)

so you are saying they march in unison, in neat , orderly columns ?

Posted by: runner at June 06, 2025 06:21 PM (g47mK)

210 Normally, the Dems are against cold-blooded killings, because they are the essence of cruelty and hatred.

Normally....

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 06:21 PM (krQz2)

211 Joe Scarborough has all of Mangione and Abrego-Garcia's qualifications.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2025 06:19 PM (x0n13)

Heh. They are 'vetted'.

Yet that monster who murdered the couple is getting support protests.

*types* *deletes*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 06:21 PM (bss/y)

212
Who is gayer? National review or Bulwark?

Lincoln Log Projection

Posted by: Lou Grant at June 06, 2025 06:21 PM (63Dwl)

213 >>> 173 I’ve long suspected the DC willingness to keep an open border was due to some unnamed powerful people being involved in the human trafficking trade.
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Like the CEOs of every meat processing company?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 06, 2025 06:12 PM (l3YAf)

You mean those CEOs have the trafficked as processing employees, right?

Right???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2025 06:22 PM (QRFVs)

214 194 180 Someone flags your boob post as "problematic", they have random members review and vote in an automated jury, and you get punished.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 06, 2025 06:17 PM (ycI94)

*makes gagging motion*

Posted by: m at June 06, 2025 06:22 PM (CQE5S)

215 You have to say that Trump is taking a blowtorch to institutions, and we are for effectively changing institutions.
_____

As usual, David Brooks is wrong. Trump is already working on reforming the institutions. Protecting Our Democracy(TM) is code for preserving these institutions in their bloated, corrupt forms.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 06, 2025 06:22 PM (KTMQS)

216 Ummm ... is that the same gesture for women as it is for men?

No, women make a motion like dialling "0" on a rotary phone

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 06:23 PM (2VST1)

217 To that point, I think Hegseth might be the most important Cabinet minister at this time, though it may not seem that way at first blush.

There's no way the rest of the government can be reformed without a liberal use of force. But if we can clean out the military, that's a huge plus for the future reform of the other functions.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2025 06:21 PM (BI5O2)

If he can just get a handle on where all the money is actually going... that would a YUGE.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2025 06:23 PM (mP0Kj)

218 Oilers should be named after rivers anyway.

Posted by: runner at June 06, 2025 06:23 PM (g47mK)

219 Why are we getting all of these common sense 8-0/9-0 rulings from SCOTUS now?

Something big is gonna happen with them and I suspect that conservatives are not going to be happy.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 06, 2025 06:23 PM (e5NfL)

220 Even The Barrel has standards.

Let's not start giving it crazy ideas.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2025 06:19 PM (GlyvH)
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Garbage in, PTS out.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 06:23 PM (krQz2)

221 >>> 208
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To that point, I think Hegseth might be the most important Cabinet minister at this time, though it may not seem that way at first blush.

There's no way the rest of the government can be reformed without a liberal use of force. But if we can clean out the military, that's a huge plus for the future reform of the other functions.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2025 06:21 PM (BI5O2)

Hmm, excellent point.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2025 06:24 PM (QRFVs)

222 That replenishment ship looks kind of small.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2025 06:24 PM (63Dwl)

223 USS Cheyenne or something.

Posted by: runner at June 06, 2025 06:24 PM (g47mK)

224 That professor who did the gay questionnaire with high school students, how the hell could he not realize that there would be blowback? I know lefties live in an insulated world where they think that all right thinking people hold the same views as theirs, but didn't this guy ever pay attention to the news?

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 06, 2025 06:24 PM (0Htd1)

225 USNS John Wayne Gacy, that’s the first one used in the next dem admin.

Posted by: Eromero at June 06, 2025 06:24 PM (jgmnb)

226 "Is anyone really asking for a product like this?" an FBI employee in Phoenix, Arizona, wrote in a February 2023 email responding to the memo. "Apparently we are at the behest of the SPLC..."

An FBI employee in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, responded, "And yeah, our overreliance on the SPLC for hate designations is ... problematic."

OK, Kash & Dan, find these two and promote them to SAC at their field office, ASAP.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 06:25 PM (6ydKt)

227 Even The Barrel has standards.

Let's not start giving it crazy ideas.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2025 06:19 PM (GlyvH)

I just flashed on an image of a AoS 'tribunal' in the style of the Living Tribunal from Marvel comics:

Face 1: Guilty!

Face 2: Mary-Ann!

Face 3: Ginger!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 06:25 PM (bss/y)

228 Re: The Space Ice sidebar item, I don't think he's done 'Executive Decision'. Steven Seagal was in that one, but his character dies early on. I always thought it would be hilarious if Space Ice made it his longest review for a Seagal movie.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 06, 2025 06:26 PM (M0V4/)

229 Why are we getting all of these common sense 8-0/9-0 rulings from SCOTUS now?

Something big is gonna happen with them and I suspect that conservatives are not going to be happy.
Posted by: Mister Scott

Something something 2nd Amendment.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2025 06:26 PM (gdBb2)

230 222 That replenishment ship looks kind of small.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2025 06:24 PM (63Dwl)
It’s just for snacks.

Posted by: Eromero at June 06, 2025 06:26 PM (jgmnb)

231 The panda bear would have gone extinct long ago if it wasn't so darned cute. It really shouldn't be able to survive in the wild.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

If it had meaningful predators, it wouldn't. Cubs get taken--by big cats, mostly--but the adults are just bigger than everything else.

Wiki says the #1 killer of wild pandas is a parasitic roundworm.

So they're as alpha as we are, since the #1 killer of wild humans is mosquitoes.

Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2025 06:26 PM (DgGvY)

232 Someone flags your boob post as "problematic", they have random members review and vote in an automated jury, and you get punished.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 06, 2025 06:17 PM (ycI94)

Are you serious or was that a joke?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 06:26 PM (bss/y)

233 I just flashed on an image of a AoS 'tribunal' in the style of the Living Tribunal from Marvel comics:

Face 1: Guilty!

Face 2: Mary-Ann!

Face 3: Ginger!

"Missus Howell!"
--the In-Betweener

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 06:27 PM (2VST1)

234 This has the chance to blow up the complicity with the uniparty. I’ve long suspected the DC willingness to keep an open border was due to some unnamed powerful people being involved in the human trafficking trade.
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A decade ago I wouldn't have considered such a thing. But a decade ago I would have never believed a piece of shit like Mayorkas could be given the title of Director of Homeland Security and then promptly do EVERYTHING he could to make the HOMELAND less SECURE as quickly as possible.

For what cause is very much worth considering! Yes, I don't under-estimate that ONE cause is future votes/electoral college assignments/etc. But beyond that I strongly believe the left envisions a 1-world government with perhaps a thousand or so "insiders" who get all of the benefits and the rest of us become cogs in the machine.

And what would the thousand or so "insiders" value once they own everything in existence? The Epstein experience suggests that the very rich and very powerful crave *sexual devience*, since they already have the currency to purchase everything BUT that.

So yes, I truly believe there are those in power that are very IN to human trafficking.

Posted by: Crusader at June 06, 2025 06:27 PM (TN0g+)

235 If it had meaningful predators, it wouldn't. Cubs get taken--by big cats, mostly--but the adults are just bigger than everything else.

Wiki says the #1 killer of wild pandas is a parasitic roundworm.

Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2025 06:26 PM (DgGvY)
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Plus the incest.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 06:27 PM (krQz2)

236 >>> 232 Someone flags your boob post as "problematic", they have random members review and vote in an automated jury, and you get punished.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 06, 2025 06:17 PM (ycI94)

Are you serious or was that a joke?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 06:26 PM (bss/y)

Don't know if it was serious, but I would expect most Morons to complain about boob comments that failed to include a link to pics.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2025 06:28 PM (QRFVs)

237 I just flashed on an image of a AoS 'tribunal' in the style of the Living Tribunal from Marvel comics:

Have you seen the newest thing on Facebook? They are pushing Ryan Gosling as the new Black Panther. Just to make peoples heads explode.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2025 06:28 PM (gdBb2)

238 amazing how DU commentariat acts just like the Stasi informants !

Posted by: runner at June 06, 2025 06:28 PM (g47mK)

239 "More grooming in schools as students are asked to consider becoming gay as part of a class assignment."

I note that Miami-Dade County's response is to remove the quiz, but it proposes no disciplinary action to the individuals that introduced and approved the use of this quiz in the curriculum.

Find out who introduced this quiz, and who approved it, then start looking at the rest of what these people have been up to lately. Turn the really bright lights on and watch the cockroaches scurry.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 06, 2025 06:29 PM (O7YUW)

240 Are you serious or was that a joke?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 06:26 PM (bss/y)

Don't know if it was serious, but I would expect most Morons to complain about boob comments that failed to include a link to pics.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Absolutely serious. They have juries on posts frequently.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 06, 2025 06:29 PM (ycI94)

241 Florida high school students were drilled for being straight,

Phrasing!

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 06:29 PM (6ydKt)

242 238 amazing how DU commentariat acts just like the Stasi informants !
Posted by: runner at June 06, 2025 06:28 PM (g47mK)

They're voting! For the greater truth! A Karen-ocracy.

Posted by: m at June 06, 2025 06:29 PM (CQE5S)

243 No, women make a motion like dialling "0" on a rotary phone
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 06:23 PM

What's a rotary phone?

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 06, 2025 06:29 PM (0sNs1)

244 Have you seen the newest thing on Facebook? They are pushing Ryan Gosling as the new Black Panther. Just to make peoples heads explode.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2025 06:28 PM (gdBb2)

That was a meme about a year or three ago with all the race swaps, but then Marvel actually put out a comic with a white black panther. Thus, the Ryan Gosling meme got resurrected.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 06:30 PM (bss/y)

245
That replenishment ship looks kind of small.

It’s just for snacks.
Posted by: Eromero

USS Gedunk

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2025 06:30 PM (63Dwl)

246
"Radical Traditionalist Catholic" = Followers of the Baltimore Catechism

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2025 06:30 PM (QnmlO)

247 Steven Seagal was in that one, but his character dies early on.

Widely considered his finest performance

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 06:30 PM (2VST1)

248 Ok, it’s Ilyse Hogue who created SAM - Speaking with American Men.

This is just a black hole into which millions of of dollars will be dumped, with no results other than a special SAM social media account tweeting canned, poll-tested slogans.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 06, 2025 06:30 PM (Hkcdp)

249 amazing how DU commentariat acts just like the Stasi informants !
Posted by: runner at June 06, 2025 06:28 PM

Well secluded, I see all.

Posted by: Magenta from NSA at June 06, 2025 06:31 PM (0sNs1)

250 Absolutely serious. They have juries on posts frequently.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 06, 2025 06:29 PM (ycI94)

A secret tribunal of course.

That is fucking insane.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 06:31 PM (bss/y)

251 Harvey Milk was a Pediphile, Bully and friend of Jim Jones... Some hero...

Posted by: Hank Johnson at June 06, 2025 06:31 PM (VE6XX)

252
Shut up, Wesley!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2025 06:31 PM (QnmlO)

253
232 Someone flags your boob post as "problematic", they have random members review and vote in an automated jury, and you get punished.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 06, 2025 06:17 PM (ycI94)

Are you serious or was that a joke?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 06:26 PM (bss/y)

Oh my gosh could you imagine that process here? It would be hysterical.

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2025 06:32 PM (p4NUW)

254 247 Steven Seagal was in that one, but his character dies early on.

Widely considered his finest performance
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 06:30 PM (2VST1)

I always thought it was hilarious. 'You will.'

====> Kurt Russell movie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 06:32 PM (bss/y)

255 Find out who introduced this quiz, and who approved it, then start

Taking a hammer to knuckles.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2025 06:32 PM (gdBb2)

256 "Let's vote this person off the plantation!"

Posted by: m at June 06, 2025 06:32 PM (CQE5S)

257 A white black panther? With zebra stripes?

Posted by: Every man in the village in Zimbabwe at June 06, 2025 06:32 PM (vFG9F)

258 245
That replenishment ship looks kind of small.

It’s just for snacks.
Posted by: Eromero

USS Gedunk
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2025 06:30 PM (63Dwl)

USS Forspeise?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2025 06:33 PM (x0n13)

259 That replenishment ship looks kind of small.
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It was in the pool.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 06:33 PM (krQz2)

260 That professor who did the gay questionnaire with high school students, how the hell could he not realize that there would be blowback? I know lefties live in an insulated world where they think that all right thinking people hold the same views as theirs, but didn't this guy ever pay attention to the news?
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 06, 2025 06:24 PM (0Htd1)
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All the "news" he watches confirms his biases that he's on the right side of history.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2025 06:34 PM (GlyvH)

261 Christian McGhee, the North Carolina teen who was suspended from school for using the term "illegal alien" in class, will receive $20,000 and a public apology from the Davidson County Board of Education

I would have done it for half that.

Posted by: toby928 at June 06, 2025 06:34 PM (jc0TO)

262 Ace is the legal age for marriage really 3 years and a day with the permission of the girls father in the Torah ?

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at June 06, 2025 06:34 PM (oqM3r)

263 https://tinyurl.com/3d4rsyha

Discipline me. I dare you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 06:34 PM (bss/y)

264 That was a meme about a year or three ago with all the race swaps, but then Marvel actually put out a comic with a white black panther. Thus, the Ryan Gosling meme got resurrected.

Yeah its part of a special "years in the future" event Marvel is doing, but... now its canon like girl Silver Surfer

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 06:35 PM (2VST1)

265 I miss AndyCanuck. So many don't comment anymore.

Posted by: old chick at June 06, 2025 06:35 PM (F3Dlr)

266 244 Have you seen the newest thing on Facebook? They are pushing Ryan Gosling as the new Black Panther. Just to make peoples heads explode.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2025 06:28 PM (gdBb2)

That was a meme about a year or three ago with all the race swaps, but then Marvel actually put out a comic with a white black panther. Thus, the Ryan Gosling meme got resurrected.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 06:30 PM (bss/y

There's long been a meme of Gosling playing Obama in a biopic.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 06, 2025 06:36 PM (XCUp7)

267 I miss andycanuck, too.

Posted by: m at June 06, 2025 06:36 PM (CQE5S)

268
Even then the Brits used to retain the French names a lot. Sailors used to be very, very superstitious, not sure if they still are.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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During the age of sail?

I expect that many lend-lease ships were renamed. I have a vicarious association with this one:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Branch_(DD-197)

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2025 06:36 PM (XeU6L)

269 256 "Let's vote this person off the plantation!"
Posted by: m at June 06, 2025 06:32 PM (CQE5S)

Exactly. 'Random' selection my ass. Probably the most strident and shitty.

Like picking a tribunal of Y5, BurtTC, and Scogg.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 06:36 PM (bss/y)

270 Ace is the legal age for marriage really 3 years and a day with the permission of the girls father in the Torah ?

Asking for a friend?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 06:36 PM (2VST1)

271 Ace is the legal age for marriage really 3 years and a day with the permission of the girls father in the Torah ?
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From what source did you pull that one?

Posted by: Crusader at June 06, 2025 06:36 PM (TN0g+)

272 Lol. They're a lot more "focused" in their discussions. Go off the reservation too much and you'll get canceled. Someone flags your boob post as "problematic", they have random members review and vote in an automated jury, and you get punished.

The Barrel could learn a thing or two...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 06, 2025 06:17 PM (ycI94)

so you are saying they march in unison, in neat , orderly columns ?
Posted by: runner at June 06, 2025 06:21 PM

They're stronger together, like a bundle of sticks.

Posted by: toby928 at June 06, 2025 06:37 PM (jc0TO)

273 265 I miss AndyCanuck. So many don't comment anymore.
Posted by: old chick at June 06, 2025 06:35 PM (F3Dlr)

They recklessly used all the pixels that came with their aluminum tier membership.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 06, 2025 06:37 PM (XCUp7)

274 >>> 253
232 Someone flags your boob post as "problematic", they have random members review and vote in an automated jury, and you get punished.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 06, 2025 06:17 PM (ycI94)

Are you serious or was that a joke?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 06:26 PM (bss/y)

Oh my gosh could you imagine that process here? It would be hysterical.
Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2025 06:32 PM (p4NUW)

See my 236.

"Where are the PICS? This comment sucks!!!"

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2025 06:37 PM (QRFVs)

275 265 I miss AndyCanuck. So many don't comment anymore.
Posted by: old chick at June 06, 2025 06:35 PM (F3Dlr)

andy commented a few days ago.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 06:37 PM (bss/y)

276 I miss andycanuck, too.

Has anyone checked Canada?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 06:38 PM (2VST1)

277 They're stronger together, like a bundle of sticks.
Posted by: toby928 at June 06, 2025 06:37 PM (jc0TO)

A duma or fasces, as the case may be.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 06:38 PM (bss/y)

278 They're stronger together, like a bundle of sticks.
Posted by: toby928

HE'S CALLING THEM FAGS. OR FASCISTS? I'M GOING TO NEED A LITTLE MORE DETAIL.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at June 06, 2025 06:38 PM (ycI94)

279 >>> Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at June 06, 2025 06:34 PM (oqM3r)

You want to Vote Vance too, don't you?

I knew it!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2025 06:38 PM (QRFVs)

280 Like picking a tribunal of Y5, BurtTC, and Scogg.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 06:36 PM

How about Mary, Ben R., and That Guy Who always shouts "En fuego!"?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 06, 2025 06:38 PM (0sNs1)

281 That replenishment ship looks kind of small.

It’s just for snacks.
Posted by: Eromero

USS Gedunk

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2025 06:30 PM

We called those ships liberty call. They were constantly shuttling back and forth to the best liberty ports in the Western Pacific. They would gas up, come out and replenish us and then make a bee line for the closet port where the Navy had a contract to resupply them.

I remember one resupply we did in the North Arabian sea during the tanker wars. They helo'ed a pallet of bananas over to us and dropped them on the flight deck. By the time that pallet made it to the mess decks there was not a single banana left on it. Everyone on the carrier was walking around eating bananas and had one or two more stuffed in their pockets. The suppo was furious.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 06, 2025 06:39 PM (e5NfL)

282 Has anyone checked Canada?

==

Excellent idea. we need to send one of the natives.

Posted by: runner at June 06, 2025 06:39 PM (g47mK)

283 I miss andycanuck, too.

Point of order, I was told there would be no math!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 06:39 PM (2VST1)

284 See my 236.

"Where are the PICS? This comment sucks!!!"
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Guys....uh, we probably shouldn't have a jury system here.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 06, 2025 06:39 PM (ycI94)

285 275 265 I miss AndyCanuck. So many don't comment anymore.
Posted by: old chick at June 06, 2025 06:35 PM (F3Dlr)

andy commented a few days ago.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 06:37 PM (bss/y)

YAY!

Posted by: m at June 06, 2025 06:39 PM (CQE5S)

286 He took a free trade party

Oh David, you miserable bitch, trade was never 'free'. Just one sided AGAINST American interests, which you're fine with. Go suck start a hand grenade you effeminate nancy.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 06, 2025 06:40 PM (ohOaC)

287 How about Mary, Ben R., and That Guy Who always shouts "En fuego!"?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 06, 2025 06:38 PM (0sNs1)

LOL. Masturbatin Pete, 'And so it begins' guy and 'I don't get it' guy (aka TJM)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 06:40 PM (bss/y)

288 Are you serious or was that a joke?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 06:26 PM (bss/y)

Although "unremarkable" is the desired description in a mammogram, I am sure it hurts a wee bit.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 06, 2025 06:40 PM (D7oie)

289 269 256 'Random' selection my ass. Probably the most strident and shitty.

Like picking a tribunal of Y5, BurtTC, and Scogg.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 06:36 PM (bss/y)

I'll bet we all have our lists!

Posted by: m at June 06, 2025 06:40 PM (CQE5S)

290 Harvey Milk was a Pediphile, Bully and friend of Jim Jones... Some hero...

Posted by: Hank Johnson at June 06, 2025 06:31 PM (VE6XX)
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Michel Foucault, the "gay revolutionary philosopher" admits of his taste for teenage boys, in parts of his writing but is widely cited to this day as some sort of "mainstream gay hero" (and you have to be in 21st century to understand "mainstream gay").

His gay liberation was, for him, a first step toward the development he really wanted. Which is adult male sex with teenage boys. But people still allow celebration for his works under "Gay".

It WAS all about attraction and kink.

Also, The Imitation Game vastly white-washes what Turing was really arrested for. If you guessed propositioning teenage boy prostitutes, you're a winner.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 06:40 PM (krQz2)

291 How about Mary, Ben R., and That Guy Who always shouts "En fuego!"?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 06, 2025 06:38 PM (0sNs1)

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Dorcas Blimline at June 06, 2025 06:40 PM (PiwSw)

292 Someone flags your boob post as "problematic", they have random members review and vote in an automated jury, and you get punished.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison

Are you serious or was that a joke?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Oh my gosh could you imagine that process here? It would be hysterical.
Posted by: Piper

We have that process here. Just for entirely different infractions.

And it is hysterical. Except for the Moron who ends up in the Barrel.

Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2025 06:41 PM (DgGvY)

293 The suppo was furious.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 06, 2025 06:39 PM

A Pork Chop? Pffft.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 06, 2025 06:41 PM (0sNs1)

294 The suppo was furious.

He was gonna charge 2 bucks a nanner and buy a car

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 06:41 PM (2VST1)

295 Potato eaters! I gave a caveat to them. It’s not the potato that is the problem. It’s the caloric overload of the stuff piled on them!

Good toppings include:
-broccoli florets and a little parm cheese. Add diced ham, and you have a meal.
- plain Greek yogurt with chopped fresh chives
- salsa. Add beans and a little cheddar, you have a meal.
- a little pesto
- just salt, pepper and a little butter
- a little beef gravy

Thank you.

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2025 06:41 PM (p4NUW)

296 andy commented a few days ago.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 06:37 PM (bss/y)

YAY!
Posted by: m at June 06, 2025 06:39 PM (CQE5S)

It was on some random thread. He posted a news link with some pithy commentary and I thought 'Hey, andycanuck's alive!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 06:41 PM (bss/y)

297 Mourn them do not. Miss them do not.

Posted by: runner at June 06, 2025 06:41 PM (g47mK)

298 Bukele put Killmar in a kinda halfway house. He took him out of CECOT.
Posted by: torabora at June 06, 2025 05:59 PM (GvZo7)

How do we know Bukele didn’t want him gone, worried about dealing w democrats in the future? Plus, best to get this out of Judge Xenis’ court, who was planning on unsealing confidential SOS documents.

Posted by: EveR at June 06, 2025 06:41 PM (rdF17)

299 Excellent idea. we need to send one of the natives.
Posted by: runner

I'll go. He's a canuck I really miss and I'll be going tomorrow anyway.

Posted by: old chick at June 06, 2025 06:41 PM (F3Dlr)

300 I nominate The Guy Who Is Always Saying It Begins to be on the tribunal

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 06:42 PM (2VST1)

301 283 I miss andycanuck, too.

Point of order, I was told there would be no math!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 06:39 PM (2VST1)

Haha, I laughed.

Posted by: m at June 06, 2025 06:42 PM (CQE5S)

302 David Brooks: "I have a lot of Democratic friends..."

______________________________

This type of prerequisite always cracks me up. "My black friends say..." "I was talking to my Jewish friends..."

Here's a little bit of advice from someone not so consumed with displaying worldliness and bonafides; when you make your point, don't make an effort to patronize and generalize an entire group in order to display your own virtue signaling. Identity politics are not a positive venture. You'd think the "conservative" from the New York Times would understand that little tidbit.

Posted by: Orson at June 06, 2025 06:43 PM (dIske)

303 Can someone give me the one sentence answer to the question, how was Harvey Milkyglutes a patriot?

Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2025 06:43 PM (dGCAG)

304 I'll go. He's a canuck I really miss and I'll be going tomorrow anyway.
Posted by: old chick at June 06, 2025 06:41 PM (F3Dlr)

May the road rise up to meet you,
May the wind be always at your back !

Posted by: runner at June 06, 2025 06:43 PM (g47mK)

305 303 Can someone give me the one sentence answer to the question, how was Harvey Milkyglutes a patriot?
Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2025 06:43 PM (dGCAG)

It's John fucking Fund.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 06:44 PM (bss/y)

306 NY is currently being overrun by illegal aliens. The red states are cracking down as are some of the purplish states. Not NY. They’ve welcomed them with open arms, give them driver licenses, provide taxpayer funded benefits, free schooling and a way to collect federal benefits too. The corrupt electoral system will keep Democrats in power forever and will ensure this continues to occur forever. It’s why the NY suburbs are emptying and NY once again leads in people leaving.

You might say, who cares? But it’s our country, ever last state, and we should be going after the corruption and election subversion. But I guess Pam Bondi has a hair appointment or something.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 06, 2025 06:44 PM (DMr82)

307 NOOD, but nobody's watching

Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2025 06:45 PM (DgGvY)

308 Mary was 14yo when she got knocked up by the Holy Ghost (allegedly)
All religions are pretty silly when you look at them objectively

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at June 06, 2025 06:45 PM (oqM3r)

309
Can someone give me the one sentence answer to the question, how was Harvey Milkyglutes a patriot?
Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2025 06:43 PM (dGCAG)

Serving in the military is a Get-Out-Of-Jail-Free card for everyone.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2025 06:45 PM (QnmlO)

310 BurtTC

Was not a traitor in the Korean War. That's all I gots. Making LT(JG) means you fog a mirror.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 06, 2025 06:45 PM (u82oZ)

311 I hope they change all the toilet seats on that ship.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 06, 2025 06:45 PM (DMr82)

312 But I guess Pam Bondi has a hair appointment or something.
Posted by: Vengeance at June 06, 2025 06:44 PM

Naw, man, she's personally having judges sign arrest warrants, right?

Right?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 06, 2025 06:46 PM (0sNs1)

313 NOOD

XiNN Sucks

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2025 06:47 PM (QRFVs)

314 How do we know Bukele didn’t want him gone, worried about dealing w democrats in the future? Plus, best to get this out of Judge Xenis’ court, who was planning on unsealing confidential SOS documents.
Posted by: EveR at June 06, 2025 06:41 PM (rdF17)

Bukele most likely held him back waiting for this. There is a very good chance ICE knew he was a trafficker since there was actually reports on it. I think this was a fork: the Dems don't scream, leave him is stir until they were ready to prosecute, if the Dems scream, let them work themselves into a lather, then bring him back to prosecute publicly.
A public description of human trafficking routes will most likely be provided during the trial.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 06, 2025 06:47 PM (D7oie)

315 Making LT(JG) means you fog a mirror.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 06, 2025 06:45 PM

You never met Ensign Benson, did you?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 06, 2025 06:47 PM (0sNs1)

316 Like picking a tribunal of Y5, BurtTC, and Scogg.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 06:36 PM (bss/y)

What am I being volunteered for now?

Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2025 06:48 PM (dGCAG)

317 Mary was 14yo when she got knocked up by the Holy Ghost (allegedly)

Bible never says how old she was, but the minimum age for betrothal at the time was 16. Other than that you're right!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 06:48 PM (2VST1)

318 'Man doesn't understand why he has been excluded from a women's book club.'

My commitment to pissing women off doesn't rise to the level of sitting through an entire book club meeting with them.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 06, 2025 06:49 PM (3wi/L)

319 runner, not a pleasure trip, one of sadness and necessity.

I'll watch for Andy. Ontario is close to Manitoba I think.

Posted by: old chick at June 06, 2025 06:50 PM (F3Dlr)

320 Also, NRO published this, so that's something:

"Harvey Milk Is Undeserving of a Ship"

https://tinyurl.com/4buc79uv

Posted by: My name was erased at June 06, 2025 06:51 PM (WE1WX)

321 If they go Lore accurate.
Ketema is a son of T’Challa and he is indeed white.

Which means there can be a white black panther.

THE MEMES WERE TRUE

Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2025 06:52 PM (BuA5c)

322 4
'I am sure it has been done but in my 30 years of Navy active duty and as a civilian I do not recall this ever happening before.'

I think it's worth it even if it's the only time.
It can't be great for morale to serve on a ship named after someone whose sole accomplishment was being a prominent homosexual.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 06, 2025 06:55 PM (3wi/L)

323 Corr has only to claim he's a woman, then all will be forgiven.

Posted by: Charles Martel at June 06, 2025 07:08 PM (gM+1v)

324 Reading the story about Catholic Charities brings the same sort of feeling as the old joke about watching your mother-in-law going over a cliff in your new car.
Yeah, it's nice to see some government bureaucrats get their leashes yanked by the SC, but... Catholic Charities???
That's the same outfit that took millions of Federal dollars to import millions of illegal immigrants into this country.
Let's not forget that while we've cheering this outcome.

Posted by: buddhaha at June 06, 2025 08:34 PM (GNJzi)

325 I don't know that Harvey Milk was a patriot--but I do know that he was a chicken hawk.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at June 07, 2025 11:46 AM (cB7nX)

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