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CNN, MSNBC in Ratings Freefall; Fox News Primetime Now Outdraws CBS, ABC, and NBC
Jen Psaki is a ratings disaster for MSNBC.
The Psaki bomb has turned into a major Psaki dud for left-leaning MSNBC. The embattled cable news network -- which is expected to be spun off by parent company Comcast later this year -- has seen ratings plunge nearly 50% in the pivotal 9 p.m. slot since Jen Psaki took over full-time hosting duties from Rachel Maddow last month. The 46-year-old anchor, who made a name for herself with her quick-witted "Psaki bombs" while serving as former President Joe Biden's press secretary -- but has since insisted she never saw signs of his mental decline -- has drawn an average of 971,000 viewers since "The Briefing with Jen Psaki" debuted on May 6 through May 28, according to the latest Nielsen ratings. That's a staggering 47% falloff from the eyeballs attracted by Maddow and Alex Wagner in the timeslot. The drop-off is even more pronounced in the critical 25--54 age demographic prized by advertisers, where she drew just 78,000 viewers -- a 52% decline compared to the 161,000 that Maddow and Wagner drew during their shows this year.Joy Reid was fired by MSNBC earlier this year due to her own plummeting ratings. The Race Lady now says that MSNBC fired her because... Can you guess? This is too dumb to even write, but she says MSNBC fired her because they wanted to appeal to Trump and were afraid that Reid was getting too close to taking Trump down.
Ex-MSNBC host Joy Reid spoke out about her show being canceled on Monday, speculating that her race and network "anxiety" surrounding President Donald Trump played a role in her ultimately being fired from the liberal network. "I try not to speculate too much publicly because, again, I can't get inside the minds of other people. But I can tell you what other people have speculated about... There are lots of people at the network who are critical of Donald Trump. I mean, and they're still critical of him, I'm assuming, you know. So I don't think that's [it], but I do know there is a lot of anxiety both there and, I think, in every media. We're seeing it at CBS," she said, referring to Trump's lawsuit against the network over a "60 Minutes" interview with former Vice President Kamala Harris. Reid spoke with Katie Couric in a video posted on her Substack page and on her YouTube channel. Reid's MSNBC show was canceled earlier this year. "We're seeing it at ABC, where allegedly 'The View' hosts were told not to go so hard on Trump. There's a push for people to, hey, do less Trump. Do more entertainment. Don't be hard on him," the former MSNBC host said, noting reporting that ABC's "The View" hosts were told to tone down their political discussions.Oh, and she insists that Trump really, really thinks about her all the time, Because Racism.
Couric pointed out that there was no difference between Reid and liberal hosts Nicolle Wallace or Rachel Maddow, to which Reid responded, "only in one way was I different. I'm a Black woman doing the thing." "I think that there is a difference for Trump in hearing the kinds of criticisms specifically out of a Black woman, it bothers him in a way it doesn't bother him like anything else. He's got this sort of tick about race, you know, and about, sort of criticism coming specifically from a Black woman because we've seen him lay out and dish out real abuse against Black women journalists," Reid said during her conversation with Couric.
The sad! thing for MSNBC is that the group of DEI zeroes (including former RNC chairman Michael Steel) they put together to replace the overtly racist Joy Reid are doing even worse in the ratings than she did.
At 7 pm, "The Weeknight" was down 36 percent compared to Joy Reid's 1.2 million average last year.
On to CNN. CNN already had bad ratings, but now the Coddled Antifa Viewers who rely on CNN to cover them in Bubble-Wrap and protect them from all information that might trigger them are abandoning them.
John Nolte points out that Fox News, a cable station, is beating all of the broadcast networks:
CNN, a far-left propaganda outlet that spreads disinformation and promotes violence against Jews, hit an astonishing ratings low during the week of May 26 to June 1. CNNLOL averaged only 374,000 primetime viewers, which is six times -- six times -- lower than the Fox News Channel average of 2.3 million primetime viewers.
Fox News topped all three broadcast networks during the week of May 26-30. NBC and CBS averaged only 2.4 million average primetime viewers, while CBS earned just 2.3 million. Fox News grabbed 2.7 million. ... CNN cannot survive much longer in its present form. As people move from cable to streaming, CNN is losing billions in the left-wing affirmative action called "carriage fees," and CNN's advertising revenue must be dismal. If the Trump administration outlaws Big Pharma ads, that might be the silver bullet.
Comments
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Reid is delusional
Posted by: Lizzy at June 06, 2025 06:42 PM (Hkcdp)
2
Psalm is hacky
Posted by: Lizzy at June 06, 2025 06:43 PM (Hkcdp)
3
That’s “Psaki”
Posted by: Lizzy at June 06, 2025 06:43 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2025 06:43 PM (0HaGk)
5
Holy shit.
The Boss is still here. Should I put my Speedo back on?
Posted by: eleven
That'll only draw attention to yourself. Just sit there quietly and comment like nothing's wrong.
The Boss is still here. Should I put my Speedo back on?
Posted by: eleven
That'll only draw attention to yourself. Just sit there quietly and comment like nothing's wrong.
Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2025 06:44 PM (DgGvY)
6
Good afternoon good people.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2025 06:44 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2025 06:44 PM (0HaGk)
8
The Naked News format they are going to adopt next will not be as great an idea as we all hope....
Posted by: Stateless.. 18% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 06, 2025 06:45 PM (jvJvP)
9
Maybe they should have a focus group on Speaking to Americans.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2025 06:46 PM (QRFVs)
10
I am surprised that many people can stand Fox, honestly.
Also, the troll is doing the college age atheist thing in the prior thread, probably hoping one of the 'ettes might let him brush a hand against one of their boobs.
Also, the troll is doing the college age atheist thing in the prior thread, probably hoping one of the 'ettes might let him brush a hand against one of their boobs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 06:47 PM (bss/y)
11
>>>MSNBC fired her because they wanted to appeal to Trump and were afraid that Reid was getting too close to taking Trump down
haha
haha
Posted by: m at June 06, 2025 06:47 PM (CQE5S)
12
Liberals turnoff bad news so liberal news media ratings drop. If better news about the midterms they will tune back in.
Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at June 06, 2025 06:47 PM (tTG+p)
13
HA! HA!
Posted by: Milhouse at June 06, 2025 06:47 PM (krQz2)
14
The Naked News format they are going to adopt next will not be as great an idea as we all hope....
Posted by: Stateless.. 18% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 06, 2025 06:45 PM (jvJvP)
That would be severely anchor dependent.
Posted by: Stateless.. 18% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 06, 2025 06:45 PM (jvJvP)
That would be severely anchor dependent.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 06:47 PM (bss/y)
15
I think one of the worst things about this (otherwise wonderful) year so far is having to wait for things I know will happen but keep not happening yet. I'm not even talking about things I am extremely confident about, like lawfare being defeated either on appeal or by the Executive flipping the Courts the bird. No, I mean other "natural course of events" sorts of things:
Hollyweird is going bankrupt.
Legacy Media is going bankrupt.
Green Energy and Universities are going bankrupt (see Brock Throckmorton's many posts on both, including today's "Morning Rant").
NGOs and even the UN are having major money problems.
I know all of these dominoes are going to fall, and yet week after week I don't get the satisfaction of seeing them fall . . . yet.
Hollyweird is going bankrupt.
Legacy Media is going bankrupt.
Green Energy and Universities are going bankrupt (see Brock Throckmorton's many posts on both, including today's "Morning Rant").
NGOs and even the UN are having major money problems.
I know all of these dominoes are going to fall, and yet week after week I don't get the satisfaction of seeing them fall . . . yet.
Posted by: the lower depths at June 06, 2025 06:47 PM (+b4rY)
16
This is too dumb to even write, but she says MSNBC fired her because they wanted to appeal to Trump and were afraid that Reid was getting too close to taking Trump down.
Old and busted: what color is the sky in your world?
New hotness: is there even a sky in your world?
Old and busted: what color is the sky in your world?
New hotness: is there even a sky in your world?
Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2025 06:48 PM (DgGvY)
17
11 >>>MSNBC fired her because they wanted to appeal to Trump and were afraid that Reid was getting too close to taking Trump down
haha
Posted by: m at June 06, 2025 06:47 PM (CQE5S)
LOL. Right. That's it. LOL.
haha
Posted by: m at June 06, 2025 06:47 PM (CQE5S)
LOL. Right. That's it. LOL.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 06:48 PM (bss/y)
18
Well…I guess their world is a magical one.
Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2025 06:48 PM (p4NUW)
19
Flapjacks is bombing? Say it ain't so!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 06, 2025 06:49 PM (0sNs1)
20
I watch MSDNC for the lols
Posted by: jsg at June 06, 2025 06:49 PM (iGK7y)
21
In a world where you can get any opinion you want, no one wants theirs.
Posted by: toby928 at June 06, 2025 06:49 PM (jc0TO)
22
Psaki Psucks. What an awful woman. Imagine how awful the people that watch her are.
Posted by: fd at June 06, 2025 06:49 PM (vFG9F)
23
As people move from cable to streaming, CNN is losing billions in the left-wing affirmative action called "carriage fees," and CNN's advertising revenue must be dismal. If the Trump administration outlaws Big Pharma ads, that might be the silver bullet.
HA HA!
I still want an un-bundling law, for spite.
HA HA!
I still want an un-bundling law, for spite.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2025 06:49 PM (QRFVs)
24
You watch Fox and at least hope that one day you will see some pokies. You watch CNN and pray that never happens.
Posted by: Vengeance at June 06, 2025 06:50 PM (DMr82)
25
Well, Hello fellow American people of persons.
Posted by: Democrat Party at June 06, 2025 06:50 PM (0HaGk)
26
And, to be clear, Fox News' ratings would have gotten you canceled even in the 1990s network TV
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 06:50 PM (2VST1)
27
You know, I don't think Miss Dream Singles is representative of the "women" at that site, assuming they even exist.
You know, I don't think Miss Dream Singles is representative of the "women" at that site, assuming they even exist.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2025 06:50 PM (QnmlO)
28
Thanks for the answer to my question at the end of last thread.
I served in the military, can I have a ship named after me?
The SS Shutthefuckup
I served in the military, can I have a ship named after me?
The SS Shutthefuckup
Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2025 06:50 PM (dGCAG)
29
Are we going to end up where the broadcast networks are just paid from the oligarch's pockets? Like Bezo's blog the Washington Post?
Posted by: toby928 at June 06, 2025 06:50 PM (jc0TO)
30
Also, NRO published this, so that's something:
"Harvey Milk Is Undeserving of a Ship"
https://tinyurl.com/4buc79uv
"Harvey Milk Is Undeserving of a Ship"
https://tinyurl.com/4buc79uv
Posted by: My name was erased at June 06, 2025 06:51 PM (WE1WX)
31
Also, the troll is doing the college age atheist thing in the prior thread, probably hoping one of the 'ettes might let him brush a hand against one of their boobs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June
We were talking about potatoes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June
We were talking about potatoes.
Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2025 06:51 PM (p4NUW)
32
>>> 28 Thanks for the answer to my question at the end of last thread.
I served in the military, can I have a ship named after me?
The SS Shutthefuckup
Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2025 06:50 PM (dGCAG)
How about sponsor-named ships? If I win the lottery there will be a USS Bluebell The Hen.
I served in the military, can I have a ship named after me?
The SS Shutthefuckup
Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2025 06:50 PM (dGCAG)
How about sponsor-named ships? If I win the lottery there will be a USS Bluebell The Hen.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2025 06:51 PM (QRFVs)
33
I still want an un-bundling law, for spite.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2025 06:49 PM (QRFVs)
Canada has that.
Before, Cogeco bundled FoxNews with the gay station. Because of course they did. Assholes.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2025 06:49 PM (QRFVs)
Canada has that.
Before, Cogeco bundled FoxNews with the gay station. Because of course they did. Assholes.
Posted by: Stateless.. 18% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 06, 2025 06:51 PM (jvJvP)
34
TV news show ratings are garbage these days. There are so many other ways to consume news (like this blog) that actual neilsen type ratings have become meaningless at this point.
And actual broadcast news other than the local stuff has outlived it's usefulness.
And actual broadcast news other than the local stuff has outlived it's usefulness.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 06, 2025 06:51 PM (e5NfL)
35
The Dems have hurt themselves bad.
Tapper is gut-shot. He's dying and he doesn't even know it.
Because the majority media blocks out whatever America is really learning as long as it doesn't benefit the Dems, we can't see it, because it doesn't benefit the Dems.
But it's showing itself in ways the Dems can't control, until they find a way to totally hack the ratings system, even if they have to shoot a couple in cold blood 21 times to do so.
Tapper proved he's bad at his job (actually not, because his job is Democrat shill)--but the job he's supposed to have.
KJP shows that the WH press has been bad at their jobs.
I'm not crazy about Fox News, but it does not spend weeks and months and years telling you lies it insists are the only thing you're allowed to believe in.
It gets a good number of stories right.
Tapper is gut-shot. He's dying and he doesn't even know it.
Because the majority media blocks out whatever America is really learning as long as it doesn't benefit the Dems, we can't see it, because it doesn't benefit the Dems.
But it's showing itself in ways the Dems can't control, until they find a way to totally hack the ratings system, even if they have to shoot a couple in cold blood 21 times to do so.
Tapper proved he's bad at his job (actually not, because his job is Democrat shill)--but the job he's supposed to have.
KJP shows that the WH press has been bad at their jobs.
I'm not crazy about Fox News, but it does not spend weeks and months and years telling you lies it insists are the only thing you're allowed to believe in.
It gets a good number of stories right.
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 06:52 PM (krQz2)
36
Joy Reid was fired by MSNBC earlier this year due to her own plummeting ratings.
According to Joy Reid herself, MSNBC was (her word) "horrified" by here social media content and tried to get her throttle that crap.
According to Joy Reid herself, MSNBC was (her word) "horrified" by here social media content and tried to get her throttle that crap.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 06:52 PM (2VST1)
37
Also, the troll is doing the college age atheist thing in the prior thread
Never hurts to remember that all those "officially atheist" countries vanished overnight, mourned by nobody.
Also, the troll is doing the college age atheist thing in the prior thread
Never hurts to remember that all those "officially atheist" countries vanished overnight, mourned by nobody.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2025 06:52 PM (QnmlO)
38
We were talking about potatoes.
Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2025 06:51 PM (p4NUW)
mmmmm. Latkas.
Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2025 06:51 PM (p4NUW)
mmmmm. Latkas.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 06, 2025 06:52 PM (D7oie)
39
From the previous Thread:
'Man doesn't understand why he has been excluded from a women's book club.'
My commitment to pissing women off doesn't rise to the level of sitting through an entire book club meeting with them.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 06, 2025 06:49 PM
For a man, pissing off women requires commitment?
'Man doesn't understand why he has been excluded from a women's book club.'
My commitment to pissing women off doesn't rise to the level of sitting through an entire book club meeting with them.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 06, 2025 06:49 PM
For a man, pissing off women requires commitment?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 06, 2025 06:53 PM (0sNs1)
40
Maybe they should have a focus group on Speaking to Americans.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
To prove they have learned nothing, they'll open the group with sections such as this:
Public humiliation and shaming, demand for ideological conformity, confessions, vague accusations, moral superiority and virtue signaling.
Thank you Mao.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
To prove they have learned nothing, they'll open the group with sections such as this:
Public humiliation and shaming, demand for ideological conformity, confessions, vague accusations, moral superiority and virtue signaling.
Thank you Mao.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2025 06:53 PM (cYBz/)
41
>>> 31 Also, the troll is doing the college age atheist thing in the prior thread, probably hoping one of the 'ettes might let him brush a hand against one of their boobs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June
We were talking about potatoes.
Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2025 06:51 PM (p4NUW)
I thought boobs were usually referred to as melons.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June
We were talking about potatoes.
Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2025 06:51 PM (p4NUW)
I thought boobs were usually referred to as melons.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2025 06:53 PM (QRFVs)
42
Never hurts to remember that all those "officially atheist" countries vanished overnight, mourned by nobody.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2025 06:52 PM (QnmlO)
Wouldn't China or NorKo count?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2025 06:52 PM (QnmlO)
Wouldn't China or NorKo count?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 06:53 PM (bss/y)
43
If they go Lore accurate.
Ketema is a son of T’Challa and he is indeed white.
Which means there can be a white black panther.
THE MEMES WERE TRUE!!!
Ketema is a son of T’Challa and he is indeed white.
Which means there can be a white black panther.
THE MEMES WERE TRUE!!!
Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2025 06:53 PM (BuA5c)
44
see Brock Throckmorton's many posts on both, including today's "Morning Rant"
———
Is this Buck’s hotter brother?
———
Is this Buck’s hotter brother?
Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2025 06:53 PM (p4NUW)
45
Joy Reid is the cable news equivalent of Regan (Linda Blair's character from The Exorcist). The only difference is a matter of who possessed who.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 06, 2025 06:54 PM (qKYfj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 06:54 PM (2VST1)
47
I served in the military, can I have a ship named after me?
The SS Shutthefuckup
Posted by: BurtTC
I already tried it. No workie.
LCPL Schmuckatelli
The SS Shutthefuckup
Posted by: BurtTC
I already tried it. No workie.
LCPL Schmuckatelli
Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2025 06:54 PM (cYBz/)
48
Wouldn't China or NorKo count?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 06:53 PM (bss/y)
Anyone can be accurate. It just takes a lack of imagination.
Wouldn't China or NorKo count?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 06:53 PM (bss/y)
Anyone can be accurate. It just takes a lack of imagination.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2025 06:54 PM (QnmlO)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 06, 2025 06:54 PM (tT6L1)
50
I served in the military, can I have a ship named after me?
The SS Shutthefuckup
Posted by: BurtTC
Only if it's not the first ship of its type. It would have to be a sister ship to the original SS Sitthefuckdown.
The SS Shutthefuckup
Posted by: BurtTC
Only if it's not the first ship of its type. It would have to be a sister ship to the original SS Sitthefuckdown.
Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2025 06:54 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: jsg at June 06, 2025 06:54 PM (iGK7y)
52
>>> 33 I still want an un-bundling law, for spite.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2025 06:49 PM (QRFVs)
Canada has that.
==
Posted by: Stateless.. 18% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 06, 2025 06:51 PM (jvJvP)
Well shit, if Canadia can do it, why can't we? Stupid %#*^*)#& GOPe.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2025 06:49 PM (QRFVs)
Canada has that.
==
Posted by: Stateless.. 18% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 06, 2025 06:51 PM (jvJvP)
Well shit, if Canadia can do it, why can't we? Stupid %#*^*)#& GOPe.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2025 06:55 PM (QRFVs)
53
I served in the military, can I have a ship named after me?
The SS Shutthefuckup
Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2025 06:50 PM
Negative, and STFU.
The SS Shutthefuckup
Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2025 06:50 PM
Negative, and STFU.
Posted by: Your NCO Collective at June 06, 2025 06:55 PM (0sNs1)
54
He stinks of Reddit
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 06:54 PM
I think it's raykon.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 06:54 PM
I think it's raykon.
Posted by: toby928 at June 06, 2025 06:55 PM (jc0TO)
55
28 Thanks for the answer to my question at the end of last thread.
I served in the military, can I have a ship named after me?
The SS Shutthefuckup
Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2025 06:50 PM (dGCAG)
How about sponsor-named ships? If I win the lottery there will be a USS Bluebell The Hen.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2025 06:51 PM (QRFVs)
The USS Sinclair the Dinosaur
I served in the military, can I have a ship named after me?
The SS Shutthefuckup
Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2025 06:50 PM (dGCAG)
How about sponsor-named ships? If I win the lottery there will be a USS Bluebell The Hen.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2025 06:51 PM (QRFVs)
The USS Sinclair the Dinosaur
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2025 06:55 PM (VNX3d)
56
51 More Rachel Maddow might be the ticket.
Do it.
Posted by: jsg at June 06, 2025 06:54 PM (iGK7y)
They need to hire Alan Alda as their manliness coordinator.
Do it.
Posted by: jsg at June 06, 2025 06:54 PM (iGK7y)
They need to hire Alan Alda as their manliness coordinator.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 06:55 PM (bss/y)
57
Never hurts to remember that all those "officially atheist" countries vanished overnight, mourned by nobody.
I like to point out how we tried atheist governments in the previous century and hundreds of millions of people died as a result
I like to point out how we tried atheist governments in the previous century and hundreds of millions of people died as a result
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 06:55 PM (2VST1)
58
32 >>> 28 Thanks for the answer to my question at the end of last thread.
I served in the military, can I have a ship named after me?
The SS Shutthefuckup
Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2025 06:50 PM (dGCAG)
How about sponsor-named ships? If I win the lottery there will be a USS Bluebell The Hen.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
Did Boaty McBoatface ever get christened as such?
I served in the military, can I have a ship named after me?
The SS Shutthefuckup
Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2025 06:50 PM (dGCAG)
How about sponsor-named ships? If I win the lottery there will be a USS Bluebell The Hen.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
Did Boaty McBoatface ever get christened as such?
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2025 06:55 PM (n6htZ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2025 06:56 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, cowhand of the Apocalypse at June 06, 2025 06:56 PM (hUibS)
61
More Rachel Maddow might be the ticket.
Do it.
Posted by: jsg at June 06, 2025 06:54 PM
Broadcasting 22 hours a day, on meth.
Do it.
Posted by: jsg at June 06, 2025 06:54 PM
Broadcasting 22 hours a day, on meth.
Posted by: toby928 at June 06, 2025 06:56 PM (jc0TO)
62
“I am used to being doubted and being underestimated. And I find that to be a place to thrive.” —Jen Psaki, Matt Lewis & The News
======
For certain values of 'thrive'.
======
For certain values of 'thrive'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2025 06:56 PM (XeU6L)
63
>>> 57 Never hurts to remember that all those "officially atheist" countries vanished overnight, mourned by nobody.
==
I like to point out how we tried atheist governments in the previous century and hundreds of millions of people died as a result
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 06:55 PM (2VST1)
They didn't have the Right People In Charge!!!
==
I like to point out how we tried atheist governments in the previous century and hundreds of millions of people died as a result
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 06:55 PM (2VST1)
They didn't have the Right People In Charge!!!
Posted by: The French Revolution at June 06, 2025 06:56 PM (QRFVs)
64
My commitment to pissing women off doesn't rise to the level of sitting through an entire book club meeting with them.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 06, 2025 06:49 PM
"The Vagina Monologues"
And then us guys can talk about our relationship with our vaginas. If we can keep a straight face.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 06, 2025 06:49 PM
"The Vagina Monologues"
And then us guys can talk about our relationship with our vaginas. If we can keep a straight face.
Posted by: Stateless.. 18% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 06, 2025 06:56 PM (jvJvP)
65
I still want an un-bundling law, for spite.
I remember a story last year where congress was working on the idea, now that nobody watches cable any longer LOL. An idea 25 years past its time!
I remember a story last year where congress was working on the idea, now that nobody watches cable any longer LOL. An idea 25 years past its time!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 06:57 PM (2VST1)
66
Reddit is the Kris Angel of MySpace.
Posted by: Democrat Party at June 06, 2025 06:57 PM (0HaGk)
67
"I thought boobs were usually referred to as melons.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket"
Most any fruit or vegetable will do.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket"
Most any fruit or vegetable will do.
Posted by: fd at June 06, 2025 06:57 PM (vFG9F)
68
What kind of an idiot is still watching cable news?
Posted by: Estelle Costanza at June 06, 2025 06:57 PM (R/m4+)
69
>>> 62 “I am used to being doubted and being underestimated. And I find that to be a place to thrive.” —Jen Psaki, Matt Lewis & The News
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For certain values of 'thrive'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2025 06:56 PM (XeU6L)
It's going to be a bit harder without the USAID checks.
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For certain values of 'thrive'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2025 06:56 PM (XeU6L)
It's going to be a bit harder without the USAID checks.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2025 06:57 PM (QRFVs)
70
"The Vagina Monologues"
Posted by: Stateless.. 18% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 06, 2025 06:56 PM (jvJvP)
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Joe Walsh and Peter Frampton played the Talkbox long before the Vagina Monologues.
Posted by: Stateless.. 18% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 06, 2025 06:56 PM (jvJvP)
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Joe Walsh and Peter Frampton played the Talkbox long before the Vagina Monologues.
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 06:58 PM (krQz2)
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Oh how I want this admin to kill Big Pharma ads! From my POV, it's a Trifecta:
First, it irritates Big Pharma, all of which I hate.
Second, it cuts the throat of outlets like CNN and MSNBC, which I hate even more.
and Third, the ads are all stupid and annoying, and I think I hate them most of all!!!
First, it irritates Big Pharma, all of which I hate.
Second, it cuts the throat of outlets like CNN and MSNBC, which I hate even more.
and Third, the ads are all stupid and annoying, and I think I hate them most of all!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2025 06:58 PM (uWKK8)
72
What kind of an idiot is still watching cable news?
Posted by: Estelle Costanza at June 06, 2025 06:57 PM (R/m4+)
The people who were roped in a long time ago?
The people who use nose rings, and have the cable attached to it?
Posted by: Estelle Costanza at June 06, 2025 06:57 PM (R/m4+)
The people who were roped in a long time ago?
The people who use nose rings, and have the cable attached to it?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2025 06:58 PM (VNX3d)
73
I kind of hope the AOS liason is trying to find quotes about us on this particular thread.
Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2025 06:58 PM (p4NUW)
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Note: Fox uses the made-up, propagandistic and wildly misleading terms “undocumented migrants” in reporting ICE detentions.
Just FYI.
Just FYI.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 06, 2025 06:58 PM (1m82a)
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What kind of an idiot is still watching cable news?
Posted by: Estelle Costanza at June 06, 2025 06:57 PM
My MiL pays $144/month for DishTV, so she can watch CBS, which she could get OTA.
Posted by: Estelle Costanza at June 06, 2025 06:57 PM
My MiL pays $144/month for DishTV, so she can watch CBS, which she could get OTA.
Posted by: toby928 at June 06, 2025 06:58 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: No Name Today at June 06, 2025 06:58 PM (vlXMQ)
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>>> 71 Oh how I want this admin to kill Big Pharma ads! From my POV, it's a Trifecta:
First, it irritates Big Pharma, all of which I hate.
Second, it cuts the throat of outlets like CNN and MSNBC, which I hate even more.
and Third, the ads are all stupid and annoying, and I think I hate them most of all!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2025 06:58 PM (uWKK
But how will you know what drug is best for side effects from that other drug???
First, it irritates Big Pharma, all of which I hate.
Second, it cuts the throat of outlets like CNN and MSNBC, which I hate even more.
and Third, the ads are all stupid and annoying, and I think I hate them most of all!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2025 06:58 PM (uWKK
But how will you know what drug is best for side effects from that other drug???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2025 06:58 PM (QRFVs)
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66 Reddit is the Kris Angel of MySpace.
Posted by: Democrat Party at June 06, 2025 06:57 PM (0HaGk)
https://tinyurl.com/5n97nwrf
Posted by: Democrat Party at June 06, 2025 06:57 PM (0HaGk)
https://tinyurl.com/5n97nwrf
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 06:59 PM (bss/y)
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I like to point out how we tried atheist governments in the previous century and hundreds of millions of people died as a result
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 06:55 PM (2VST1)
They didn't have the Right People In Charge!!!
Posted by: The French Revolution at June 06, 2025 06:56 PM (QRFVs)
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They didn't stick to not believing in anything but there was no GOD!!
It wasn't TRUE ATHEISM!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 06:55 PM (2VST1)
They didn't have the Right People In Charge!!!
Posted by: The French Revolution at June 06, 2025 06:56 PM (QRFVs)
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They didn't stick to not believing in anything but there was no GOD!!
It wasn't TRUE ATHEISM!
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 06:59 PM (krQz2)
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I thought boobs were usually referred to as melons.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2025 06:53 PM
* asks AI for a summary report *
77.24693% of the 'ettes here refer to them as "the girls" at least part of the time.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2025 06:53 PM
* asks AI for a summary report *
77.24693% of the 'ettes here refer to them as "the girls" at least part of the time.
Posted by: Bob from NSA at June 06, 2025 06:59 PM (0sNs1)
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All the cool lib kids back in the day were watching The Daily Show. Is that still a thing ? I remember one chick getting destroyed because she admitted it to an audience with more than a 70 IQ.
Posted by: jsg at June 06, 2025 07:00 PM (iGK7y)
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My MiL pays $144/month for DishTV, so she can watch CBS, which she could get OTA.
Posted by: toby928 at June 06, 2025 06:58 PM (jc0TO)
144?!
Dear Lord...
Posted by: toby928 at June 06, 2025 06:58 PM (jc0TO)
144?!
Dear Lord...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 07:00 PM (bss/y)
83
Speaking of people NR threw off the bus..
End of an era: The great John Derbyshire, who survived a defenestration by National Review for speaking the truth post-Trayvon Martin, is still around. But he just turned 80 this week, and he just posted his final weekly podcast - number 1000. He will still write online, on a limited basis.
https://tinyurl.com/5fpzcvh8
Thanks for fighting the good fight John! (and happy birthday!)
End of an era: The great John Derbyshire, who survived a defenestration by National Review for speaking the truth post-Trayvon Martin, is still around. But he just turned 80 this week, and he just posted his final weekly podcast - number 1000. He will still write online, on a limited basis.
https://tinyurl.com/5fpzcvh8
Thanks for fighting the good fight John! (and happy birthday!)
Posted by: dev2000man at June 06, 2025 07:00 PM (OVaMN)
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Third, the ads are all stupid and annoying
By the time they finish listing all the side effects, you've forgotten what the drug is used to treat.
Third, the ads are all stupid and annoying
By the time they finish listing all the side effects, you've forgotten what the drug is used to treat.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2025 07:01 PM (QnmlO)
85
144?!
Dear Lord...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 07:00 PM
In fairness, she's 90, and she gets $3K/month SS with no real expenses.
I don't even argue with her about it.
Dear Lord...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 07:00 PM
In fairness, she's 90, and she gets $3K/month SS with no real expenses.
I don't even argue with her about it.
Posted by: toby928 at June 06, 2025 07:01 PM (jc0TO)
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84
Third, the ads are all stupid and annoying
By the time they finish listing all the side effects, you've forgotten what the drug is used to treat.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2025 07:01 PM (QnmlO)
Assume there is anal leakage and live with what ya got.
Third, the ads are all stupid and annoying
By the time they finish listing all the side effects, you've forgotten what the drug is used to treat.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2025 07:01 PM (QnmlO)
Assume there is anal leakage and live with what ya got.
Posted by: jsg at June 06, 2025 07:02 PM (iGK7y)
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Third, the ads are all stupid and annoying
By the time they finish listing all the side effects, you've forgotten what the drug is used to treat.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2025 07:01 PM (QnmlO)
Who will hire the speed talkers if they aren't used for those commercials?
By the time they finish listing all the side effects, you've forgotten what the drug is used to treat.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2025 07:01 PM (QnmlO)
Who will hire the speed talkers if they aren't used for those commercials?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2025 07:02 PM (VNX3d)
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>>CNN cannot survive much longer in its present form.
I keep hearing this, then another floor falls out from beneath CNN, then I hear it again, then another floor falls and they collapse, then I hear it again, then the numbers go through the new, lower floor, then I hear it again. C'mon, WHEN?
>>CNN cannot survive much longer in its present form.
I keep hearing this, then another floor falls out from beneath CNN, then I hear it again, then another floor falls and they collapse, then I hear it again, then the numbers go through the new, lower floor, then I hear it again. C'mon, WHEN?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2025 07:02 PM (y8VAE)
89
The Mensa candidates at DU will probably spin this as a "right-wing" conspiracy to suppress patriotic news, because the VRWC controls the media.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2025 07:03 PM (GlyvH)
90
Oh, hay, USSC sez DOGE can look at SSN numbers
"We conclude that, under the present
circumstances, SSA may proceed to afford members of the
SSA DOGE Team access to the agency records in question
in order for those members to do their work."
"We conclude that, under the present
circumstances, SSA may proceed to afford members of the
SSA DOGE Team access to the agency records in question
in order for those members to do their work."
Posted by: Kindltot at June 06, 2025 07:03 PM (D7oie)
91
88
>>CNN cannot survive much longer in its present form.
I keep hearing this, then another floor falls out from beneath CNN, then I hear it again, then another floor falls and they collapse, then I hear it again, then the numbers go through the new, lower floor, then I hear it again. C'mon, WHEN?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2025 07:02 PM (y8VAE)
When they finally drop USAID funding forever.
>>CNN cannot survive much longer in its present form.
I keep hearing this, then another floor falls out from beneath CNN, then I hear it again, then another floor falls and they collapse, then I hear it again, then the numbers go through the new, lower floor, then I hear it again. C'mon, WHEN?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2025 07:02 PM (y8VAE)
When they finally drop USAID funding forever.
Posted by: jsg at June 06, 2025 07:03 PM (iGK7y)
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Third, the ads are all stupid and annoying
By the time they finish listing all the side effects, you've forgotten what the drug is used to treat.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2025 07:01 PM (QnmlO)
Someone earlier today noted that for one of the drugs, a side effect listed was "gangrene of the genitals". Oh sure Doc, sign me up for that one!
By the time they finish listing all the side effects, you've forgotten what the drug is used to treat.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2025 07:01 PM (QnmlO)
Someone earlier today noted that for one of the drugs, a side effect listed was "gangrene of the genitals". Oh sure Doc, sign me up for that one!
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2025 07:04 PM (uWKK8)
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Who will hire the speed talkers if they aren't used for those commercials?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2025 07:02 PM (VNX3d)
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Screen-reading software can do it 10x faster for 1/2 the price.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2025 07:02 PM (VNX3d)
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Screen-reading software can do it 10x faster for 1/2 the price.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2025 07:04 PM (GlyvH)
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A government founded on the disbelief in God has what necessary foundation?
Anyone? Anyone?
This is why There are NO Atheist governments arguments falls flat--and really is a scam.
Anyone? Anyone?
This is why There are NO Atheist governments arguments falls flat--and really is a scam.
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 07:04 PM (krQz2)
95
In more important news -
Do not let a Game Stop employee staple the receipt to your new Switch 2's box...
You may get two staple holes in the screen of your brand new $500 game console.
Do not let a Game Stop employee staple the receipt to your new Switch 2's box...
You may get two staple holes in the screen of your brand new $500 game console.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2025 07:04 PM (8+Nqu)
96
By the time they finish listing all the side effects, you've forgotten what the drug is used to treat.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2025 07:01 PM (QnmlO)
They don't even tell you what the drug is for half the time. "Ask your doctor....."
Fortunately, the Covid shots were amazingky safe. No side effects listed ever....
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2025 07:01 PM (QnmlO)
They don't even tell you what the drug is for half the time. "Ask your doctor....."
Fortunately, the Covid shots were amazingky safe. No side effects listed ever....
Posted by: Stateless.. 18% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 06, 2025 07:04 PM (jvJvP)
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Someone earlier today noted that for one of the drugs, a side effect listed was "gangrene of the genitals". Oh sure Doc, sign me up for that one!
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2025 07:04 PM (uWKK
And it was probably for something like dry eyes.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2025 07:04 PM (uWKK
And it was probably for something like dry eyes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 07:04 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Office of Fake and Gay Public Relations at June 06, 2025 07:05 PM (krQz2)
99
95 In more important news -
Do not let a Game Stop employee staple the receipt to your new Switch 2's box...
You may get two staple holes in the screen of your brand new $500 game console.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2025 07:04 PM (8+Nqu)
Oh no...
Do not let a Game Stop employee staple the receipt to your new Switch 2's box...
You may get two staple holes in the screen of your brand new $500 game console.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2025 07:04 PM (8+Nqu)
Oh no...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 07:05 PM (bss/y)
100
Third, the ads are all stupid and annoying
By the time they finish listing all the side effects, you've forgotten what the drug is used to treat.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2025 07:01 PM (QnmlO)
Someone earlier today noted that for one of the drugs, a side effect listed was "gangrene of the genitals". Oh sure Doc, sign me up for that one!
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2025 07:04 PM (uWKK
That one must be for vaginal yeast infections. With all the trannies, that would be a real concern.
By the time they finish listing all the side effects, you've forgotten what the drug is used to treat.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2025 07:01 PM (QnmlO)
Someone earlier today noted that for one of the drugs, a side effect listed was "gangrene of the genitals". Oh sure Doc, sign me up for that one!
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2025 07:04 PM (uWKK
That one must be for vaginal yeast infections. With all the trannies, that would be a real concern.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2025 07:05 PM (VNX3d)
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Prescription drug ads aren’t meant to sell you anything. They are meant to keep the network in thrall to Big Pharma.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 06, 2025 07:05 PM (0M7jv)
102
the ads are all stupid and annoying, and I think I hate them most of all!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo
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I'll tell ya, I'd like to have AIDS or MS or Crone's Disease. Have you ever seen those people on t.v.? They have tons of friends, they go swimming in hotel pools, they're always blowing out birthday candles or going to clubs, and they can afford nice vacations. I should ask my doctor if Crone's Disease is right for me.
the ads are all stupid and annoying, and I think I hate them most of all!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo
============
I'll tell ya, I'd like to have AIDS or MS or Crone's Disease. Have you ever seen those people on t.v.? They have tons of friends, they go swimming in hotel pools, they're always blowing out birthday candles or going to clubs, and they can afford nice vacations. I should ask my doctor if Crone's Disease is right for me.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2025 07:06 PM (y8VAE)
103
https://instapundit.com/724340/
JUNE 6, 2025
OCEANIA HAS NEVER BEEN AT WAR WITH EAST ELON: Democratic congressman Ro Khanna steps up his work to pull Musk toward his party for the midterms.
[link]
...
Posted at 5:50 pm by Ed Driscoll
==
This can't possibly work like we were joking about yesterday, can it?
JUNE 6, 2025
OCEANIA HAS NEVER BEEN AT WAR WITH EAST ELON: Democratic congressman Ro Khanna steps up his work to pull Musk toward his party for the midterms.
[link]
...
Posted at 5:50 pm by Ed Driscoll
==
This can't possibly work like we were joking about yesterday, can it?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2025 07:06 PM (QRFVs)
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Oh yes
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2025 07:07 PM (8+Nqu)
105
The Mensa candidates at DU will probably spin this as a "right-wing" conspiracy to suppress patriotic news, because the VRWC controls the media.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2025 07:03 PM (GlyvH)
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Well, they figured out that Trump is swelling the ranks of ICE with all those "criminals" Trump pardoned from January 6.
Geniuses we just can't follow.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2025 07:03 PM (GlyvH)
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Well, they figured out that Trump is swelling the ranks of ICE with all those "criminals" Trump pardoned from January 6.
Geniuses we just can't follow.
Posted by: Office of Fake and Gay Public Relations at June 06, 2025 07:07 PM (krQz2)
106
8 The Naked News format they are going to adopt next will not be as great an idea as we all hope....
Posted by: Stateless.. 18% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 06, 2025 06:45 PM (jvJvP)
Only if you bring in Mexican Weather girls as News Anchors...
Posted by: Stateless.. 18% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 06, 2025 06:45 PM (jvJvP)
Only if you bring in Mexican Weather girls as News Anchors...
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2025 07:07 PM (mP0Kj)
107
I have said many times here on AOS that I stopped watching ABC, NBC, and CBS many moons ago. I know bias when I hear it. Most of the media are left wing assholes and deserve to be tuned out. They would be better off to tell people the way it is instead of how they want it to be. To hell with them.
Posted by: Case at June 06, 2025 07:07 PM (a1g6Z)
108
Thanks for fighting the good fight John! (and happy birthday!)
Posted by: dev2000man
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Always enjoyed Derb. I will always feel gratitude for being introduced to Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow.
Thanks for fighting the good fight John! (and happy birthday!)
Posted by: dev2000man
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Always enjoyed Derb. I will always feel gratitude for being introduced to Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2025 07:07 PM (XeU6L)
109
88
>>CNN cannot survive much longer in its present form.
I keep hearing this, then another floor falls out from beneath CNN, then I hear it again, then another floor falls and they collapse, then I hear it again, then the numbers go through the new, lower floor, then I hear it again. C'mon, WHEN?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2025 07:02 PM (y8VAE)
It's fascinating that no one anymore even bothers to pretend that CNN can be fixed. 2, 3, years ago they were still trying different lineups, they were going to transition to streaming, they were gonna get subscriptions, yadda yadda yadda. All of that failed, and now nobody there is even trying anymore. There's somebody with money just shoveling millions of dollars into that financial black hole, but you gotta think whoever is doing that has got to be getting sick of spending so much money for nothing.
>>CNN cannot survive much longer in its present form.
I keep hearing this, then another floor falls out from beneath CNN, then I hear it again, then another floor falls and they collapse, then I hear it again, then the numbers go through the new, lower floor, then I hear it again. C'mon, WHEN?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2025 07:02 PM (y8VAE)
It's fascinating that no one anymore even bothers to pretend that CNN can be fixed. 2, 3, years ago they were still trying different lineups, they were going to transition to streaming, they were gonna get subscriptions, yadda yadda yadda. All of that failed, and now nobody there is even trying anymore. There's somebody with money just shoveling millions of dollars into that financial black hole, but you gotta think whoever is doing that has got to be getting sick of spending so much money for nothing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2025 07:07 PM (uWKK8)
110
I'm a commie midget.
Posted by: Jen Psucky at June 06, 2025 07:08 PM (lIio7)
111
Well, they figured out that Trump is swelling the ranks of ICE with all those "criminals" Trump pardoned from January 6.
Geniuses we just can't follow.
Posted by: Office of Fake and Gay Public Relations at June 06, 2025 07:07 PM
That was great. That's why they have to wear masks or you would recognize Buffalo Guy.
Geniuses we just can't follow.
Posted by: Office of Fake and Gay Public Relations at June 06, 2025 07:07 PM
That was great. That's why they have to wear masks or you would recognize Buffalo Guy.
Posted by: toby928 at June 06, 2025 07:08 PM (jc0TO)
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When they finally drop USAID funding forever.
Posted by: jsg
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Hah.
--Judge Boasberg
When they finally drop USAID funding forever.
Posted by: jsg
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Hah.
--Judge Boasberg
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2025 07:08 PM (y8VAE)
113
The Mensa candidates at DU will probably spin this as a "right-wing" conspiracy to suppress patriotic news, because the VRWC controls the media.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2025 07:03 PM (GlyvH)
Ya know? I sent off for my Vast Right Wing Conspiracy card DECADES ago, and never got it...
I'm starting to think it doesn't exist!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2025 07:03 PM (GlyvH)
Ya know? I sent off for my Vast Right Wing Conspiracy card DECADES ago, and never got it...
I'm starting to think it doesn't exist!
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2025 07:08 PM (mP0Kj)
114
Well I can’t say I contributed to the Fox News ratings.
Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2025 07:08 PM (VofaG)
115
Anyone else excited to go to the Yulin Dog Meat and Lychee Festival in Yulin, China?
Posted by: Barry Soetoro at June 06, 2025 07:08 PM (0sNs1)
116
You may get two staple holes in the screen of your brand new $500 game console.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2025 07:04 PM (8+Nqu)
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And that's a prompt return for me.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2025 07:04 PM (8+Nqu)
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And that's a prompt return for me.
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 07:09 PM (krQz2)
117
>>> 109
==
It's fascinating that no one anymore even bothers to pretend that CNN can be fixed. 2, 3, years ago they were still trying different lineups, they were going to transition to streaming, they were gonna get subscriptions, yadda yadda yadda. All of that failed, and now nobody there is even trying anymore. There's somebody with money just shoveling millions of dollars into that financial black hole, but you gotta think whoever is doing that has got to be getting sick of spending so much money for nothing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2025 07:07 PM (uWKK
You *vill* eet zee boogz! YOU VILL!!!
*stomps feet*
*sobs*
==
It's fascinating that no one anymore even bothers to pretend that CNN can be fixed. 2, 3, years ago they were still trying different lineups, they were going to transition to streaming, they were gonna get subscriptions, yadda yadda yadda. All of that failed, and now nobody there is even trying anymore. There's somebody with money just shoveling millions of dollars into that financial black hole, but you gotta think whoever is doing that has got to be getting sick of spending so much money for nothing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2025 07:07 PM (uWKK
You *vill* eet zee boogz! YOU VILL!!!
*stomps feet*
*sobs*
Posted by: Klaus Schwab, recently demoted at June 06, 2025 07:09 PM (QRFVs)
118
"I try not to speculate too much publicly because, again, I can't get inside the minds of other people.
Unless they're white, Joy, then you know deep down those little white devils are as racist as a 1930s KKK member.
Then you speculate publicly like a stock trader.
Unless they're white, Joy, then you know deep down those little white devils are as racist as a 1930s KKK member.
Then you speculate publicly like a stock trader.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 07:09 PM (6ydKt)
119
This is too dumb to even write, but she says MSNBC fired her because they wanted to appeal to Trump and were afraid that Reid was getting too close to taking Trump down.
Old and busted: what color is the sky in your world?
New hotness: is there even a sky in your world?
Posted by: mikeski
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Well, there doesn't seem to be a floor, because CNN is still in business.
This is too dumb to even write, but she says MSNBC fired her because they wanted to appeal to Trump and were afraid that Reid was getting too close to taking Trump down.
Old and busted: what color is the sky in your world?
New hotness: is there even a sky in your world?
Posted by: mikeski
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Well, there doesn't seem to be a floor, because CNN is still in business.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2025 07:09 PM (y8VAE)
120
Game Stop corporate on their Twitter feed said it was limited to one store. In New York City.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2025 07:09 PM (8+Nqu)
121
My commitment to pissing women off doesn't rise to the level of sitting through an entire book club meeting with them.
Make up a Bingo card with psychobabble buzz phrases on it
Make up a Bingo card with psychobabble buzz phrases on it
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 07:09 PM (2VST1)
122
The Naked News format they are going to adopt next will not be as great an idea as we all hope....
Posted by: Stateless.. 18% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 06, 2025 06:45 PM (jvJvP)
Only if you bring in Mexican Weather girls as News Anchors...
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2025 07:07 PM (mP0Kj)
You want Mexican Weather Girls.
You'll get Rob Reiner, Michael Moore, and Whoopi Goldberg.
Posted by: Stateless.. 18% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 06, 2025 06:45 PM (jvJvP)
Only if you bring in Mexican Weather girls as News Anchors...
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2025 07:07 PM (mP0Kj)
You want Mexican Weather Girls.
You'll get Rob Reiner, Michael Moore, and Whoopi Goldberg.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2025 07:10 PM (VNX3d)
123
The Naked News format they are going to adopt next will not be as great an idea as we all hope....
Posted by: Stateless.. 18% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 06, 2025 06:45 PM
We're willing to give it a try, if it keeps management off our backs about ranting about Trump.
Posted by: Stateless.. 18% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 06, 2025 06:45 PM
We're willing to give it a try, if it keeps management off our backs about ranting about Trump.
Posted by: The View coven members at June 06, 2025 07:10 PM (0sNs1)
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>>> 120 Game Stop corporate on their Twitter feed said it was limited to one store. In New York City.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2025 07:09 PM (8+Nqu)
New York City?!
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2025 07:09 PM (8+Nqu)
New York City?!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2025 07:11 PM (QRFVs)
125
I'll tell ya, I'd like to have AIDS or MS or Crone's Disease. Have you ever seen those people on t.v.? They have tons of friends, they go swimming in hotel pools, they're always blowing out birthday candles or going to clubs, and they can afford nice vacations. I should ask my doctor if Crone's Disease is right for me.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Cheerful music, dance parades, as the guy in the background is speed-talking the dozens of horrifying possible side effects.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Cheerful music, dance parades, as the guy in the background is speed-talking the dozens of horrifying possible side effects.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2025 07:11 PM (XeU6L)
126
They would be better off to tell people the way it is instead of how they want it to be. To hell with them.
Posted by: Case at June 06, 2025 07:07 PM (a1g6Z)
Hire Reporters... not Journalists.
A Report is a factual document... who, what, when, where...
A Journal is a personal thing which says how you think or feel about something...
That they now call themselves Journalists... says all ya need to know.
Posted by: Case at June 06, 2025 07:07 PM (a1g6Z)
Hire Reporters... not Journalists.
A Report is a factual document... who, what, when, where...
A Journal is a personal thing which says how you think or feel about something...
That they now call themselves Journalists... says all ya need to know.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2025 07:11 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 07:11 PM (bss/y)
128
Next on CNN - naked Greta von Thule and David Hogg reading the news.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2025 07:11 PM (8+Nqu)
129
Couric pointed out that there was no difference between Reid and liberal hosts Nicolle Wallace or Rachel Maddow, to which Reid responded, "only in one way was I different. I'm a Black woman doing the thing."
Well, that and Maddow at least has the right haircut and IQ for an anchorman, and Wallace has only been hating white people for a decade while you've been doing it your entire life.
Well, that and Maddow at least has the right haircut and IQ for an anchorman, and Wallace has only been hating white people for a decade while you've been doing it your entire life.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 07:11 PM (6ydKt)
130
You want Mexican Weather Girls.
You'll get Rob Reiner, Michael Moore, and Whoopi Goldberg.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2025 07:10 PM (VNX3d)
I've never wanted to see "Puppetry of the Penis" less....
You'll get Rob Reiner, Michael Moore, and Whoopi Goldberg.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2025 07:10 PM (VNX3d)
I've never wanted to see "Puppetry of the Penis" less....
Posted by: Stateless.. 18% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 06, 2025 07:11 PM (jvJvP)
131
Why would you put the screen so... what were they using? A staple gun?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 07:12 PM (bss/y)
132
I don't have the $500 to drop on a new console so it wasn't me.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2025 07:12 PM (8+Nqu)
133
>>> 128 Next on CNN - naked Greta von Thule and David Hogg reading the news.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2025 07:11 PM (8+Nqu)
I saw Hogg's name and thought of the other Greta.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2025 07:11 PM (8+Nqu)
I saw Hogg's name and thought of the other Greta.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2025 07:12 PM (QRFVs)
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125 I'll tell ya, I'd like to have AIDS or MS or Crone's Disease. Have you ever seen those people on t.v.? They have tons of friends, they go swimming in hotel pools, they're always blowing out birthday candles or going to clubs, and they can afford nice vacations. I should ask my doctor if Crone's Disease is right for me.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Cheerful music, dance parades, as the guy in the background is speed-talking the dozens of horrifying possible side effects.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2025 07:11 PM (XeU6L)
/Looks down a couple threads.... Penis Gangrene?
/shudder
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Cheerful music, dance parades, as the guy in the background is speed-talking the dozens of horrifying possible side effects.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2025 07:11 PM (XeU6L)
/Looks down a couple threads.... Penis Gangrene?
/shudder
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2025 07:12 PM (mP0Kj)
135
A government founded on the disbelief in God has what necessary foundation?
Force of will. AKA a gun barrel
Force of will. AKA a gun barrel
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 07:12 PM (2VST1)
136
There's somebody with money just shoveling millions of dollars into that financial black hole, but you gotta think whoever is doing that has got to be getting sick of spending so much money for nothing.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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That person should look up the word "fundamental" in the dictionary.
There's somebody with money just shoveling millions of dollars into that financial black hole, but you gotta think whoever is doing that has got to be getting sick of spending so much money for nothing.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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That person should look up the word "fundamental" in the dictionary.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2025 07:12 PM (y8VAE)
137
It's fascinating that no one anymore even bothers to pretend that CNN can be fixed. 2, 3, years ago they were still trying different lineups, they were going to transition to streaming, they were gonna get subscriptions, yadda yadda yadda.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2025 07:07 PM (uWKK
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If the Marxists at CNN were consistent, they would raze CNN to the ground.
Marx taught that reform was not possible, because the people in power would just find a different format for doing the same thing.
This is why Marxists (and strains) preach destruction of what they don't like. Theory: You "can't" reform it.
But the Democratic Party sphere is where Marxism meets self-congratulatory narcissism.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2025 07:07 PM (uWKK
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If the Marxists at CNN were consistent, they would raze CNN to the ground.
Marx taught that reform was not possible, because the people in power would just find a different format for doing the same thing.
This is why Marxists (and strains) preach destruction of what they don't like. Theory: You "can't" reform it.
But the Democratic Party sphere is where Marxism meets self-congratulatory narcissism.
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 07:12 PM (krQz2)
138
Usually they just staple the receipt to your forehead.
Posted by: fd at June 06, 2025 07:13 PM (vFG9F)
139
When I see the actual number of eyeballs watching all these outlets (even Fox News) I wonder why they get so much attention. One million viewers is a big number… in a nation with 330 million people? Practically every Rogan podcast gets bigger numbers; no wonder he gets paid so much. Maddow’s salary makes zero sense…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 06, 2025 07:13 PM (ANuwa)
140
Problem is, people think Fox News is right wing. Hate to break it to you, but it never has been, and certainly isn’t today, albeit with some small exceptions.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 06, 2025 07:13 PM (0M7jv)
141
The last time I watched a Fox News show was Tucker and it was a while before they fired him.
Posted by: jsg at June 06, 2025 07:13 PM (iGK7y)
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>>> 135 A government founded on the disbelief in God has what necessary foundation?
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Force of will. AKA a gun barrel
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 07:12 PM (2VST1)
Yes!
==
Force of will. AKA a gun barrel
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 07:12 PM (2VST1)
Yes!
Posted by: Mao at June 06, 2025 07:13 PM (QRFVs)
143
The Switch 2 boxing is thin carboard, then about a quarter inch of air, another sliver of carboard, and finally the screen.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2025 07:14 PM (8+Nqu)
144
So Fox topped CBS and NBC. That seems like a big deal. I thought cable news always lagged behind network news.
So Fox topped CBS and NBC. That seems like a big deal. I thought cable news always lagged behind network news.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2025 07:14 PM (y8VAE)
145
If Fox News is anything like their website then it's a mess.
Posted by: fd at June 06, 2025 07:14 PM (vFG9F)
146
"I think that there is a difference for Trump in hearing the kinds of criticisms specifically out of a Black woman, it bothers him in a way it doesn't bother him like anything else. He's got this sort of tick about race, you know, and about, sort of criticism coming specifically from a Black woman because we've seen him lay out and dish out real abuse against Black women journalists,"
She could get hired as a speech writer for Kamala Harris. How the hell do people like this get hired for serious jobs?
She could get hired as a speech writer for Kamala Harris. How the hell do people like this get hired for serious jobs?
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 06, 2025 07:15 PM (0Htd1)
147
Mmkay, here
C.Jay Engel 🌲
@contramordor
23h
Let me explain why we have to choose between the migration agenda and the budget situation.
Congress hates you. They don’t represent you. They exist to vote for pork, for fraud, for money flows that benefit various special interests, corporations, and nefarious interests. The entire thing is a conspiracy against your well being. America is bankrupt, it is insolvent, we can’t get our financial house in order. [ . . . ]
Congress lives off of budgetary malfeasance like a drug addict lives off his flow of product. They (and their special interests) will refuse to sign anything that doesn’t give them what they want.
But almost as important to the special interests are things like replacement migration. The trump administration is offering to give them their financial crack if in return they get a very specific allowance to ignore federal courts on matters of national security. Basically this one liner allows the Trump administration to say that courts have no jurisdiction on deportations, H1Bs [ . . . ]
https://tinyurl.com/y76nan67
C.Jay Engel 🌲
@contramordor
23h
Let me explain why we have to choose between the migration agenda and the budget situation.
Congress hates you. They don’t represent you. They exist to vote for pork, for fraud, for money flows that benefit various special interests, corporations, and nefarious interests. The entire thing is a conspiracy against your well being. America is bankrupt, it is insolvent, we can’t get our financial house in order. [ . . . ]
Congress lives off of budgetary malfeasance like a drug addict lives off his flow of product. They (and their special interests) will refuse to sign anything that doesn’t give them what they want.
But almost as important to the special interests are things like replacement migration. The trump administration is offering to give them their financial crack if in return they get a very specific allowance to ignore federal courts on matters of national security. Basically this one liner allows the Trump administration to say that courts have no jurisdiction on deportations, H1Bs [ . . . ]
https://tinyurl.com/y76nan67
Posted by: Kindltot at June 06, 2025 07:15 PM (D7oie)
148
If the Trump administration outlaws Big Pharma ads, that might be the silver bullet.
It sure would leave them with only mobile phone/service and insurance companies to pay all the bills.
They'd all have to start doing live sports 24/7 so they can play beer and truck ads to bring in any substanial revenue.
It sure would leave them with only mobile phone/service and insurance companies to pay all the bills.
They'd all have to start doing live sports 24/7 so they can play beer and truck ads to bring in any substanial revenue.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 07:16 PM (6ydKt)
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141 The last time I watched a Fox News show was Tucker and it was a while before they fired him.
Posted by: jsg at June 06, 2025 07:13 PM (iGK7y)
I finally cut the cable and went to all streaming the week after they fired Tucker.
It was the only show I was watching on live TV anyway.
Posted by: jsg at June 06, 2025 07:13 PM (iGK7y)
I finally cut the cable and went to all streaming the week after they fired Tucker.
It was the only show I was watching on live TV anyway.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2025 07:16 PM (mP0Kj)
150
One million viewers is a big number… in a nation with 330 million people? Practically every Rogan podcast gets bigger numbers; no wonder he gets paid so much. Maddow’s salary makes zero sense…
Yeah, their influence is due to momentum and tradition, not actual reach. Its why they are freaking out over Rogan. A bad episode for him is better than a whole day of CNN ratings
Yeah, their influence is due to momentum and tradition, not actual reach. Its why they are freaking out over Rogan. A bad episode for him is better than a whole day of CNN ratings
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 07:17 PM (2VST1)
151
Whatever's owned by Disney will just keep horribly surviving as long their theme parks keep pulling in rube money.
Disney is the undead.
Whatever's owned by Disney will just keep horribly surviving as long their theme parks keep pulling in rube money.
Disney is the undead.
Posted by: Democrat Party at June 06, 2025 07:17 PM (0HaGk)
152
I'll tell ya, I'd like to have AIDS or MS or Crone's Disease. Have you ever seen those people on t.v.? They have tons of friends, they go swimming in hotel pools, they're always blowing out birthday candles or going to clubs, and they can afford nice vacations. I should ask my doctor if Crone's Disease is right for me.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Now do all the happy, successful and peaceful colored folks.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Now do all the happy, successful and peaceful colored folks.
Posted by: NAALCP at June 06, 2025 07:17 PM (R/m4+)
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143 The Switch 2 boxing is thin carboard, then about a quarter inch of air, another sliver of carboard, and finally the screen.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2025 07:14 PM (8+Nqu)
Nintendo is counting on the well-known careful handling & gentleness of UPS drivers.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2025 07:14 PM (8+Nqu)
Nintendo is counting on the well-known careful handling & gentleness of UPS drivers.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 07:18 PM (6ydKt)
154
My MiL pays $144/month for DishTV, so she can watch CBS, which she could get OTA.
Posted by: toby928 at June 06, 2025 06:58 PM
Our sparklight cable was over $225 a month for internet and cable. We cut that cord and now pay $74 a month for internet. We can stream about a gazillion free channels. Most of the free stuff comes with ads but just like when we were kids you go to the bathroom when the commercials come on.
Posted by: toby928 at June 06, 2025 06:58 PM
Our sparklight cable was over $225 a month for internet and cable. We cut that cord and now pay $74 a month for internet. We can stream about a gazillion free channels. Most of the free stuff comes with ads but just like when we were kids you go to the bathroom when the commercials come on.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 06, 2025 07:18 PM (e5NfL)
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They would be better off to tell people the way it is instead of how they want it to be. To hell with them.
Posted by: Case
And, if the newsreader is telling you "And that's the way it is.", it isn't, and hasn't been for quite some time.
I'm looking at you Zombie Walter Cronkite.
Posted by: Case
And, if the newsreader is telling you "And that's the way it is.", it isn't, and hasn't been for quite some time.
I'm looking at you Zombie Walter Cronkite.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2025 07:18 PM (cYBz/)
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That’s “Psaki”
Posted by: Lizzy at June 06, 2025 06:43 PM (Hkcdp)
LOL Thanks for correcting that . I was trying to figure out what a Psalm had to do with CNN and other news outlets.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 06, 2025 06:43 PM (Hkcdp)
LOL Thanks for correcting that . I was trying to figure out what a Psalm had to do with CNN and other news outlets.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2025 07:18 PM (1y/SJ)
157
That's not amore
That's Psaki
That's Psaki
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2025 07:19 PM (8+Nqu)
158
Mom passed away in January but LOVED FoxNews.
I wanted to save money on cable since I'm fine with PlutoTV and one streaming site at a time but you can't order FoxNews here in Canada. So I still have cable.
I've been watching FoxNews at night since everything has been less than pleasant. Mom didn't like Gutfeld much but I think he's pretty funny. She LOVED Tucker, Hannity and liked Waters.....
Cable, phone and internet are $220 a month. Not too horrible...
I wanted to save money on cable since I'm fine with PlutoTV and one streaming site at a time but you can't order FoxNews here in Canada. So I still have cable.
I've been watching FoxNews at night since everything has been less than pleasant. Mom didn't like Gutfeld much but I think he's pretty funny. She LOVED Tucker, Hannity and liked Waters.....
Cable, phone and internet are $220 a month. Not too horrible...
Posted by: Stateless.. 20% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 06, 2025 07:19 PM (jvJvP)
159
A government founded on the disbelief in God has what necessary foundation?
Force of will. AKA a gun barrel
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 07:12 PM (2VST1)
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But the point of atheists stressing this is that there is no necessary conclusion that follows from a disbelief in gods. Much to the ire and chagrin of atheists I point out including that toys come to life when you leave the room, unless the toys are sufficiently "gods" as such.
So if we take them at their claim (which is true, but in a limited sense), then a government cannot be about simply a disbelief in God, but about something else.
Thus any such government that goes off the rails and does something horrific is "not really an atheistic government".
The idea that a logical complement is something to be "about", is simply not the human configuration. So, it's trivially true that no one will kill somebody for the "cause" of a lack of belief in God.
However, they will kill people if they find the belief in God destructive and want to quickly, within their lifespan "liberate" people from their beliefs.
I can, at any moment of my life, achieve that state of a lack of belief in God. It's trivial.
Force of will. AKA a gun barrel
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 07:12 PM (2VST1)
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But the point of atheists stressing this is that there is no necessary conclusion that follows from a disbelief in gods. Much to the ire and chagrin of atheists I point out including that toys come to life when you leave the room, unless the toys are sufficiently "gods" as such.
So if we take them at their claim (which is true, but in a limited sense), then a government cannot be about simply a disbelief in God, but about something else.
Thus any such government that goes off the rails and does something horrific is "not really an atheistic government".
The idea that a logical complement is something to be "about", is simply not the human configuration. So, it's trivially true that no one will kill somebody for the "cause" of a lack of belief in God.
However, they will kill people if they find the belief in God destructive and want to quickly, within their lifespan "liberate" people from their beliefs.
I can, at any moment of my life, achieve that state of a lack of belief in God. It's trivial.
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 07:19 PM (krQz2)
160
If I had Bezos money I woudn't buy Washington Post, I'd buy MSNBC, fire everyone and have them put out all day news with AI broadcasters. You could have a black and white old timey guy for prime time, a late night team of all catgirls, hawt scantily clad weather girls, etc.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 07:20 PM (2VST1)
161
Now do all the happy, successful and peaceful colored folks.
Posted by: NAALCP at June 06, 2025 07:17 PM (R/m4+)
Like, the Huxtables? Mom Lawyer, Dad Doctor?
Oh.... crap... so THAT is where Bill got his Pills!
Posted by: NAALCP at June 06, 2025 07:17 PM (R/m4+)
Like, the Huxtables? Mom Lawyer, Dad Doctor?
Oh.... crap... so THAT is where Bill got his Pills!
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2025 07:20 PM (mP0Kj)
162
I keep hearing this, then another floor falls out from beneath CNN, then I hear it again, then another floor falls and they collapse, then I hear it again, then the numbers go through the new, lower floor, then I hear it again. C'mon, WHEN?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
It's just like the finances of the USA.
How long until the crash that has been predicted for sixty years?
I keep hearing this, then another floor falls out from beneath CNN, then I hear it again, then another floor falls and they collapse, then I hear it again, then the numbers go through the new, lower floor, then I hear it again. C'mon, WHEN?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
It's just like the finances of the USA.
How long until the crash that has been predicted for sixty years?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2025 07:20 PM (63Dwl)
163
If the Trump administration outlaws Big Pharma ads, that might be the silver bullet.
But, how will I know to ask my doctor if this week's poison is right for me?
But, how will I know to ask my doctor if this week's poison is right for me?
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 06, 2025 07:20 PM (a4NoL)
164
160 If I had Bezos money I woudn't buy Washington Post, I'd buy MSNBC, fire everyone and have them put out all day news with AI broadcasters. You could have a black and white old timey guy for prime time, a late night team of all catgirls, hawt scantily clad weather girls, etc.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 07:20 PM (2VST1)
Well... I.. I.. I... am looking for work...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 07:20 PM (2VST1)
Well... I.. I.. I... am looking for work...
Posted by: Max Headroom at June 06, 2025 07:21 PM (mP0Kj)
165
The 46-year-old anchor, who made a name for herself with her quick-witted "Psaki bombs" while serving as former President Joe Biden's press secretary
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?
She was consistently dimwitted.
The 46-year-old anchor, who made a name for herself with her quick-witted "Psaki bombs" while serving as former President Joe Biden's press secretary
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?
She was consistently dimwitted.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 06, 2025 07:21 PM (uz6ub)
166
Now do all the happy, successful and peaceful colored folks.
Posted by: NAALCP
The one I love is the Asian guy, white guy, Black guy, Hispanic guy, and Indian guy all out on a camping trip with the tent pitched right beside the river (that is sure to flood due to an overnight rain) with a roaring fire (during the middle of the day).
All of us He Men have found ourselves in that exact situation many times, don't 'cha know?
Posted by: NAALCP
The one I love is the Asian guy, white guy, Black guy, Hispanic guy, and Indian guy all out on a camping trip with the tent pitched right beside the river (that is sure to flood due to an overnight rain) with a roaring fire (during the middle of the day).
All of us He Men have found ourselves in that exact situation many times, don't 'cha know?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2025 07:21 PM (cYBz/)
167
The Switch 2 boxing is thin carboard, then about a quarter inch of air, another sliver of carboard, and finally the screen.
Posted by: Anna Puma
Some lower-level exec got his six-figure bonus for saving all that money on packaging.
Posted by: Anna Puma
Some lower-level exec got his six-figure bonus for saving all that money on packaging.
Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2025 07:21 PM (DgGvY)
168
43 The Switch 2 boxing is thin carboard, then about a quarter inch of air, another sliver of carboard, and finally the screen.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2025
Was thinking for the kids birthday but that looks more Christmas present!
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2025
Was thinking for the kids birthday but that looks more Christmas present!
Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2025 07:21 PM (p4NUW)
169
But the point of atheists stressing this is that there is no necessary conclusion that follows from a disbelief in gods.
Yeah that is one of the more comical insistences of Reddit atheists: there are no consequences to my beliefs, nothing follows from my position!
Whatever's owned by Disney will just keep horribly surviving as long their theme parks keep pulling in rube money.
They just shut down and bulldozed like 14 acres of Walt Disney World, new stuff won't be done for like 5 years and won't work well the first year. After Universal's new area opened, I think they are gonna eat it bad in the theme parks.
Yeah that is one of the more comical insistences of Reddit atheists: there are no consequences to my beliefs, nothing follows from my position!
Whatever's owned by Disney will just keep horribly surviving as long their theme parks keep pulling in rube money.
They just shut down and bulldozed like 14 acres of Walt Disney World, new stuff won't be done for like 5 years and won't work well the first year. After Universal's new area opened, I think they are gonna eat it bad in the theme parks.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 07:22 PM (2VST1)
170
They have tons of friends, they go swimming in hotel pools, they're always blowing out birthday candles or going to clubs, and they can afford nice vacations.
_________
To me, it's some totally different planet. People actually do these things?
They have tons of friends, they go swimming in hotel pools, they're always blowing out birthday candles or going to clubs, and they can afford nice vacations.
_________
To me, it's some totally different planet. People actually do these things?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2025 07:22 PM (QnmlO)
171
The Fox News I liked would have never thrown over their biggest host (twice) under the pretense of a law suit, when the host chosen was the LEAST likely to say on air that "Trump won".
Tucker was the main one NOT two-faced about this.
I watch Guttfeld. I don't need the rest of Fox News.
Tucker was the main one NOT two-faced about this.
I watch Guttfeld. I don't need the rest of Fox News.
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 07:22 PM (krQz2)
172
If the Trump administration outlaws Big Pharma ads, that might be the silver bullet.
But, how will I know to ask my doctor if this week's poison is right for me?
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 06, 2025 07:20 PM (a4NoL)
Don’t take poison if you’re allergic to poison!
But, how will I know to ask my doctor if this week's poison is right for me?
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 06, 2025 07:20 PM (a4NoL)
Don’t take poison if you’re allergic to poison!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 06, 2025 07:22 PM (6RwsA)
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The 46-year-old anchor, who made a name for herself with her quick-witted "Psaki bombs" while serving as former President Joe Biden's press secretary
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She was consistently dimwitted.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 06, 2025 07:21 PM (uz6ub)
Yeah, I've heard of Psaki, but never heard of a Psaki Bomb before... so 'famous' for it? uhhhh....
The 46-year-old anchor, who made a name for herself with her quick-witted "Psaki bombs" while serving as former President Joe Biden's press secretary
?
She was consistently dimwitted.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 06, 2025 07:21 PM (uz6ub)
Yeah, I've heard of Psaki, but never heard of a Psaki Bomb before... so 'famous' for it? uhhhh....
Posted by: Max Headroom at June 06, 2025 07:22 PM (mP0Kj)
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135 A government founded on the disbelief in God has what necessary foundation?
Any government founded on the disbelief in God spends a night in the box.
Any government founded on the disbelief in God spends a night in the box.
Posted by: Carr, The Floor Walker at June 06, 2025 07:23 PM (R/m4+)
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Never hurts to remember that all those "officially atheist" countries vanished overnight, mourned by nobody.
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I like to point out how we tried atheist governments in the previous century and hundreds of millions of people died as a result
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 06:55 PM (2VST1)
They didn't have the Right People In Charge!!!
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How many "Progressives" even know who Pol Pot was? Or how Che' died?
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I like to point out how we tried atheist governments in the previous century and hundreds of millions of people died as a result
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 06:55 PM (2VST1)
They didn't have the Right People In Charge!!!
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How many "Progressives" even know who Pol Pot was? Or how Che' died?
Posted by: Crusader at June 06, 2025 07:23 PM (TN0g+)
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Most of the free stuff comes with ads but just like when we were kids you go to the bathroom when the commercials come on.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 06, 2025 07:18 PM (e5NfL)
That's a lot of peeing. Maybe you should ask your doctor about....
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 06, 2025 07:18 PM (e5NfL)
That's a lot of peeing. Maybe you should ask your doctor about....
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 06, 2025 07:23 PM (a4NoL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2025 07:24 PM (8+Nqu)
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She was consistently dimwitted.
Well compared to your average 95 IQ MSNBC viewer with their Wymyn's Basket Weaving Interpretive Dance degree, psircling back was genius
Well compared to your average 95 IQ MSNBC viewer with their Wymyn's Basket Weaving Interpretive Dance degree, psircling back was genius
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 07:24 PM (2VST1)
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160 If I had Bezos money I woudn't buy Washington Post, I'd buy MSNBC, fire everyone and have them put out all day news with AI broadcasters. You could have a black and white old timey guy for prime time, a late night team of all catgirls, hawt scantily clad weather girls, etc.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 07:20 PM (2VST1)
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I wouldn't put money in any cable network these days.
There's no telling where you're going to be in five to ten years watching the ratings go down every year for most broadcast & cable networks.
I think the only thing getting good numbers is live sports, especially NFL.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 07:20 PM (2VST1)
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I wouldn't put money in any cable network these days.
There's no telling where you're going to be in five to ten years watching the ratings go down every year for most broadcast & cable networks.
I think the only thing getting good numbers is live sports, especially NFL.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 07:24 PM (6ydKt)
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All of us He Men have found ourselves in that exact situation many times, don't 'cha know?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2025 07:21 PM (cYBz/)
Homey don't play dat.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2025 07:21 PM (cYBz/)
Homey don't play dat.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 06, 2025 07:25 PM (a4NoL)
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177 If PSaki had Psaki Bombs
Rastafarian Raggedy Anne had Latrine Bombs?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2025 07:24 PM (8+Nqu)
Changed it from shit house....
Rastafarian Raggedy Anne had Latrine Bombs?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2025 07:24 PM (8+Nqu)
Changed it from shit house....
Posted by: Movie Lines for 100 Alex at June 06, 2025 07:25 PM (mP0Kj)
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"I thought boobs were usually referred to as melons.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket"
Most any fruit or vegetable will do.
Posted by: fd
Yet they are never referred to as cucumbers. Curious, that.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket"
Most any fruit or vegetable will do.
Posted by: fd
Yet they are never referred to as cucumbers. Curious, that.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 06, 2025 07:25 PM (DsA2n)
Posted by: fd at June 06, 2025 07:25 PM (vFG9F)
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They just shut down and bulldozed like 14 acres of Walt Disney World, new stuff won't be done for like 5 years and won't work well the first year. After Universal's new area opened, I think they are gonna eat it bad in the theme parks.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 07:22 PM (2VST1)
With a little luck Epic Universe is going to kick Disney's ass.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 07:22 PM (2VST1)
With a little luck Epic Universe is going to kick Disney's ass.
Posted by: Long overdue at June 06, 2025 07:25 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2025 07:26 PM (QnmlO)
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To me, it's some totally different planet. People actually do these things?
They do gender reveal parties and vacation in the Hamptons. These are not normal people.
They do gender reveal parties and vacation in the Hamptons. These are not normal people.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 07:26 PM (2VST1)
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177 If PSaki had Psaki Bombs
Rastafarian Raggedy Anne had Latrine Bombs?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2025 07:24 PM (8+Nqu)
Musta smelled lovely. Just don't let Grandpa Stinkfinger tell you to pull his finger....
Rastafarian Raggedy Anne had Latrine Bombs?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2025 07:24 PM (8+Nqu)
Musta smelled lovely. Just don't let Grandpa Stinkfinger tell you to pull his finger....
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 06, 2025 07:26 PM (a4NoL)
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How many "Progressives" even know who Pol Pot was? Or how Che' died?
Posted by: Crusader at June 06, 2025 07:23 PM (TN0g+)
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Easy, the Khmer Rouge was that band of killers the BUSH SR. White House funded!
Posted by: Crusader at June 06, 2025 07:23 PM (TN0g+)
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Easy, the Khmer Rouge was that band of killers the BUSH SR. White House funded!
Posted by: A Progressive at June 06, 2025 07:26 PM (krQz2)
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And when Disney reopens the Pirates of the Carribean will eat the audience.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2025 07:26 PM (8+Nqu)
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Psaki was the gal who wanted to "circle back" to give an answer to several hundred questions during her stint as PressSec.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 07:26 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 07:27 PM (krQz2)
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182 "I thought boobs were usually referred to as melons.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket"
Most any fruit or vegetable will do.
Posted by: fd
Yet they are never referred to as cucumbers. Curious, that.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 06, 2025 07:25 PM (DsA2n)
And Banana Breasts is right out!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket"
Most any fruit or vegetable will do.
Posted by: fd
Yet they are never referred to as cucumbers. Curious, that.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 06, 2025 07:25 PM (DsA2n)
And Banana Breasts is right out!
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2025 07:27 PM (mP0Kj)
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"Yet they are never referred to as cucumbers. Curious, that.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks"
You've never heard "cute as a cucumber" sonny?
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks"
You've never heard "cute as a cucumber" sonny?
Posted by: Granny at June 06, 2025 07:27 PM (vFG9F)
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"I think that there is a difference for Trump in hearing the kinds of criticisms specifically out of a Black woman, it bothers him in a way it doesn't bother him like anything else. He's got this sort of tick about race, you know, and about, sort of criticism coming specifically from a Black woman because we've seen him lay out and dish out real abuse against Black women journalists,"
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Oh, Trump has this sort of tick about race?
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Oh, Trump has this sort of tick about race?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2025 07:27 PM (YqDXo)
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They have tons of friends, they go swimming in hotel pools, they're always blowing out birthday candles or going to clubs, and they can afford nice vacations.
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To me, it's some totally different planet. People actually do these things?
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Mostly black people, with a sprinkling of hispanics.
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To me, it's some totally different planet. People actually do these things?
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Mostly black people, with a sprinkling of hispanics.
Posted by: Crusader at June 06, 2025 07:27 PM (TN0g+)
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and Third, the ads are all stupid and annoying, and I think I hate them most of all!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo
You haven't seen the thighfold stink ads? Luma. I'd love to run into that doctor just so I can tell her how much I hate her.
Posted by: Tom Servo
You haven't seen the thighfold stink ads? Luma. I'd love to run into that doctor just so I can tell her how much I hate her.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 06, 2025 07:28 PM (0Htd1)
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They do gender reveal parties and vacation in the Hamptons. These are not normal people.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 07:26 PM (2VST1)
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Wait. Isn't that just the gender they're "assigned at birth"?
Or do they pretend that their little bun has spoken to them?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 07:26 PM (2VST1)
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Wait. Isn't that just the gender they're "assigned at birth"?
Or do they pretend that their little bun has spoken to them?
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 07:28 PM (krQz2)
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Oh, Trump has this sort of tick about race?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2025 07:27 PM (YqDXo)
Having never seen Trump say or do a single racist thing, I think she is hard pressed to prove her point. Does she ever actually offer any proof, other than her deluded horsecrap? Why no, no she doesn't.
Racist is as racist does, honey.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2025 07:27 PM (YqDXo)
Having never seen Trump say or do a single racist thing, I think she is hard pressed to prove her point. Does she ever actually offer any proof, other than her deluded horsecrap? Why no, no she doesn't.
Racist is as racist does, honey.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 06, 2025 07:29 PM (a4NoL)
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The one I love is the Asian guy, white guy, Black guy, Hispanic guy, and Indian guy all out on a camping trip with the tent pitched right beside the river (that is sure to flood due to an overnight rain) with a roaring fire (during the middle of the day).
All of us He Men have found ourselves in that exact situation many times, don't 'cha know?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2025 07:21 PM
Is the white guy the pivot man?
All of us He Men have found ourselves in that exact situation many times, don't 'cha know?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2025 07:21 PM
Is the white guy the pivot man?
Posted by: toby928 at June 06, 2025 07:29 PM (jc0TO)
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Ay yi yi what a bunch of bananas!
Posted by: Guy who calls 'em bananas at June 06, 2025 07:29 PM (vFG9F)
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Okay, I had to do this:
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They have tons of friends, they go swimming in hotel pools, they're always blowing...
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They have tons of friends, they go swimming in hotel pools, they're always blowing...
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Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 07:29 PM (krQz2)
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They do gender reveal parties
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 07:26 PM (2VST1)
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Where the attendees pretend to give a shit about the baby's sex.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 07:26 PM (2VST1)
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Where the attendees pretend to give a shit about the baby's sex.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2025 07:30 PM (YqDXo)
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Having never seen Trump say or do a single racist thing, I think she is hard pressed to prove her point. Does she ever actually offer any proof, other than her deluded horsecrap? Why no, no she doesn't.
Racist is as racist does, honey.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 06, 2025 07:29 PM (a4NoL)
He joined the Republican Party, which is like joining the Klan... ergo... RAAAAACIST.
Racist is as racist does, honey.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 06, 2025 07:29 PM (a4NoL)
He joined the Republican Party, which is like joining the Klan... ergo... RAAAAACIST.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2025 07:30 PM (mP0Kj)
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You haven't seen the thighfold stink ads? Luma. I'd love to run into that doctor just so I can tell her how much I hate her.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 06, 2025 07:28 PM (0Htd1)
WTF? Whole body deodorant? I thought that was called taking a shower. Stinky people might consider that once in a while.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 06, 2025 07:28 PM (0Htd1)
WTF? Whole body deodorant? I thought that was called taking a shower. Stinky people might consider that once in a while.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 06, 2025 07:30 PM (a4NoL)
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If there's one thing black dudes are known for, its camping in the forest. Big on hiking and camping, our rhythm enhanced brothers. Right after they play some ice hockey and swim a few laps.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 07:30 PM (2VST1)
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'she insists that Trump really, really thinks about her all the time, Because Racism.'
I don't know about Trump but I'd practically forgotten that foul bitch even existed. And I hope to again.
I don't know about Trump but I'd practically forgotten that foul bitch even existed. And I hope to again.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 06, 2025 07:30 PM (3wi/L)
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Oh, Trump has this sort of tick about race?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2025 07:27 PM (YqDXo)
She's delusional anyhow.
Trump is an equal opportunity smackdown artist when it comes to dealing with stupid reporters asking dumb, loaded, questions.
He does not discriminate when it comes to putting one of these wise-asses in their place.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2025 07:27 PM (YqDXo)
She's delusional anyhow.
Trump is an equal opportunity smackdown artist when it comes to dealing with stupid reporters asking dumb, loaded, questions.
He does not discriminate when it comes to putting one of these wise-asses in their place.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 07:31 PM (6ydKt)
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WTF? Whole body deodorant? I thought that was called taking a shower. Stinky people might consider that once in a while.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 06, 2025 07:30 PM (a4NoL)
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Lotsa sales in Europe, I guess.
WTF? Whole body deodorant? I thought that was called taking a shower. Stinky people might consider that once in a while.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 06, 2025 07:30 PM (a4NoL)
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Lotsa sales in Europe, I guess.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2025 07:31 PM (QnmlO)
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Oh, Trump has this sort of tick about race?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2025 07:27 PM (YqDXo)
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I have no evidence he thinks about her at all.
Perhaps he once slagged her off as a wacko or something, but as far as I've seen the amount of time that Trump spends thinking about Joy Reid is minimal.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2025 07:27 PM (YqDXo)
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I have no evidence he thinks about her at all.
Perhaps he once slagged her off as a wacko or something, but as far as I've seen the amount of time that Trump spends thinking about Joy Reid is minimal.
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 07:31 PM (krQz2)
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Having never seen Trump say or do a single racist thing
The only things I've ever heard them give as an example is a newspaper ad calling for the punks accused of "Wilding" a girl in Central Park to get the chair... and saying "fine people on both sides."
The only things I've ever heard them give as an example is a newspaper ad calling for the punks accused of "Wilding" a girl in Central Park to get the chair... and saying "fine people on both sides."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 07:31 PM (2VST1)
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205 If there's one thing black dudes are known for, its camping in the forest. Big on hiking and camping, our rhythm enhanced brothers. Right after they play some ice hockey and swim a few laps.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 07:30 PM (2VST1)
As I said above, Homey don't play dat.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 07:30 PM (2VST1)
As I said above, Homey don't play dat.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 06, 2025 07:32 PM (a4NoL)
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That fat bitch that invented Lume and is constantly pitching it on TV needs to be given a blanket party. Worst commercials ever. Gross
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 06, 2025 07:32 PM (ANuwa)
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205 If there's one thing black dudes are known for, its camping in the forest. Big on hiking and camping, our rhythm enhanced brothers. Right after they play some ice hockey and swim a few laps.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 07:30 PM (2VST1)
Don't forget their love of chess and D&D.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 07:30 PM (2VST1)
Don't forget their love of chess and D&D.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 07:32 PM (6ydKt)
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That fat bitch that invented Lume and is constantly pitching it on TV needs to be given a blanket party. Worst commercials ever. Gross
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
Stank is the very reason your fingers are at the end of your arms.
This is known.
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
Stank is the very reason your fingers are at the end of your arms.
This is known.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2025 07:33 PM (cYBz/)
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209 Oh, Trump has this sort of tick about race?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2025 07:27 PM (YqDXo)
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I have no evidence he thinks about her at all.
Perhaps he once slagged her off as a wacko or something, but as far as I've seen the amount of time that Trump spends thinking about Joy Reid is minimal.
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 07:31 PM (krQz2)
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Trump: "Who?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2025 07:27 PM (YqDXo)
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I have no evidence he thinks about her at all.
Perhaps he once slagged her off as a wacko or something, but as far as I've seen the amount of time that Trump spends thinking about Joy Reid is minimal.
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 07:31 PM (krQz2)
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Trump: "Who?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2025 07:33 PM (YqDXo)
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212 That fat bitch that invented Lume and is constantly pitching it on TV needs to be given a blanket party. Worst commercials ever. Gross
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 06, 2025 07:32 PM (ANuwa)
I for one don't need instructions on my TV about how to make sure I get the lotion under my ass cheeks just right.
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 06, 2025 07:32 PM (ANuwa)
I for one don't need instructions on my TV about how to make sure I get the lotion under my ass cheeks just right.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 07:33 PM (6ydKt)
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Don't forget their love of chess and D&D.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 07:32 PM (6ydKt)
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Plenty of black men play chess in the park.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 07:32 PM (6ydKt)
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Plenty of black men play chess in the park.
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 07:33 PM (krQz2)
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Lotsa sales in Europe, I guess.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2025 07:31 PM (QnmlO)
To be fair, we have a few ancient hippie encampments up here that could probably put some that stink killer to use. I should think they could start with a firehose, just to be sure.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2025 07:31 PM (QnmlO)
To be fair, we have a few ancient hippie encampments up here that could probably put some that stink killer to use. I should think they could start with a firehose, just to be sure.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 06, 2025 07:33 PM (a4NoL)
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Stank is the very reason your fingers are at the end of your arms.
This is known.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2025 07:33 PM (cYBz/)
Okay, that's enough. I still have to eat dinner, you know?
This is known.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2025 07:33 PM (cYBz/)
Okay, that's enough. I still have to eat dinner, you know?
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 06, 2025 07:34 PM (a4NoL)
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213 205 If there's one thing black dudes are known for, its camping in the forest. Big on hiking and camping, our rhythm enhanced brothers. Right after they play some ice hockey and swim a few laps.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 07:30 PM (2VST1)
Don't forget their love of chess and D&D.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 07:32 PM (6ydKt)
I love how during riots, you always see the black guys running out of stores with comic books and collectibles.
Marvel and Star Wars are in the best of hands....
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 07:30 PM (2VST1)
Don't forget their love of chess and D&D.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 07:32 PM (6ydKt)
I love how during riots, you always see the black guys running out of stores with comic books and collectibles.
Marvel and Star Wars are in the best of hands....
Posted by: Stateless.. 20% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 06, 2025 07:35 PM (jvJvP)
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Plenty of black men play chess in the park.
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 07:33 PM (krQz2)
True!
OK.... Scrabble & D&D?
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 07:33 PM (krQz2)
True!
OK.... Scrabble & D&D?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 07:35 PM (6ydKt)
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Chris Taylor racistly left out how black guys love to explore haunted houses.
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 07:36 PM (krQz2)
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216 212 That fat bitch that invented Lume and is constantly pitching it on TV needs to be given a blanket party. Worst commercials ever. Gross
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 06, 2025 07:32 PM (ANuwa
Preach!
I hate her too. Very gross.
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 06, 2025 07:32 PM (ANuwa
Preach!
I hate her too. Very gross.
Posted by: Stateless.. 20% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 06, 2025 07:36 PM (jvJvP)
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I for one don't need instructions on my TV about how to make sure I get the lotion under my ass cheeks just right.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 07:33 PM (6ydKt)
We have certainly come a long way toward abolishing boundaries since the brassiere ads in the newspaper in the 1960's. Consider how often you hear the word "diarrhea" on television these days. And then they come up with the de-stinker ads. Bleaugh.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 07:33 PM (6ydKt)
We have certainly come a long way toward abolishing boundaries since the brassiere ads in the newspaper in the 1960's. Consider how often you hear the word "diarrhea" on television these days. And then they come up with the de-stinker ads. Bleaugh.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 06, 2025 07:36 PM (a4NoL)
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Whole body deodorant? I thought that was called taking a shower.
Did I wash under my tits? How do I know? Go to didiwashundermytits.gov.
Did I wash under my tits? How do I know? Go to didiwashundermytits.gov.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 06, 2025 07:37 PM (htQdD)
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I did actually have a black guy in my gaming group back in the day, the only black friend I ever had. They ain't too common in Oregon. He was very unusual though, very strange guy but hilarious and smart.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 07:37 PM (2VST1)
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>>>MSNBC fired her because they wanted to appeal to Trump and were afraid that Reid was getting too close to taking Trump down.
Sorry, Ace, but that is the funniest shit I have seen all week.
Sorry, Ace, but that is the funniest shit I have seen all week.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 06, 2025 07:37 PM (ic2Gw)
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221 A couple old black dudes playing dominos and drinking Olde English forties in paper bags would be more believable.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 06, 2025 07:37 PM (gm9Sb)
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You'll almost never hear a black guy tell you it must be a white thing to want to go into an area known to be haunted.
I forgot which black comedian joked about the House saying "Get out!"
"Too bad we can't stay!"
I forgot which black comedian joked about the House saying "Get out!"
"Too bad we can't stay!"
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 07:38 PM (krQz2)
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We have certainly come a long way toward abolishing boundaries since the brassiere ads in the newspaper in the 1960's.
I liked it better when TV wouldn't mention certain terms or run certain ads, like Summer's Eve and Cialis. Seriously, show a little class huh?
I liked it better when TV wouldn't mention certain terms or run certain ads, like Summer's Eve and Cialis. Seriously, show a little class huh?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 07:38 PM (2VST1)
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Ay yi yi what a bunch of bananas!
Posted by: Guy who calls 'em bananas
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This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Guy who calls 'em bananas
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This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Carmen Miranda at June 06, 2025 07:39 PM (XeU6L)
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I love how during riots, you always see the black guys running out of stores with comic books and collectibles.
Marvel and Star Wars are in the best of hands....
Posted by: Stateless.. 20% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 06, 2025 07:35 PM (jvJvP)
Sneakers and 85" TVs seems to be on the priority list since Hurricane Katrina.
And Apple Stores are never safe during a riot anywhere on the planet.
Marvel and Star Wars are in the best of hands....
Posted by: Stateless.. 20% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 06, 2025 07:35 PM (jvJvP)
Sneakers and 85" TVs seems to be on the priority list since Hurricane Katrina.
And Apple Stores are never safe during a riot anywhere on the planet.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 07:39 PM (6ydKt)
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I don't need to turn on baseball and get an ad about tampons and stinky lady bits. Just... please no.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 07:39 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2025 07:40 PM (QnmlO)
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Having never seen Trump say or do a single racist thing, I think she is hard pressed to prove her point. Does she ever actually offer any proof, other than her deluded horsecrap? Why no, no she doesn't.
Racist is as racist does, honey.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 06, 2025 07:29 PM (a4NoL)
He joined the Republican Party, which is like joining the Klan... ergo... RAAAAACIST.
Posted by: Romeo13
Except the Klan is the Dem party.
Racist is as racist does, honey.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 06, 2025 07:29 PM (a4NoL)
He joined the Republican Party, which is like joining the Klan... ergo... RAAAAACIST.
Posted by: Romeo13
Except the Klan is the Dem party.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2025 07:40 PM (BuA5c)
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I liked it better when TV wouldn't mention certain terms or run certain ads, like Summer's Eve and Cialis. Seriously, show a little class huh?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 07:38 PM (2VST1)
The funniest ads were the dudes throwing a football through a tire to advertise Viagra or whatever it was. My husband said they should have just thrown the ball at the cat.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 07:38 PM (2VST1)
The funniest ads were the dudes throwing a football through a tire to advertise Viagra or whatever it was. My husband said they should have just thrown the ball at the cat.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 06, 2025 07:40 PM (a4NoL)
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>MSNBC fired her because they wanted to appeal to Trump and were afraid that Reid was getting too close to taking Trump down.
Sorry, Ace, but that is the funniest shit I have seen all week.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 06, 2025 07:37 PM (ic2Gw)
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Think about it though. It's perfect: Directed victimhood.
She's not just a victim, but a victim of Trump!
That's got to be the envy of all victim-wannabes.
Sorry, Ace, but that is the funniest shit I have seen all week.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 06, 2025 07:37 PM (ic2Gw)
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Think about it though. It's perfect: Directed victimhood.
She's not just a victim, but a victim of Trump!
That's got to be the envy of all victim-wannabes.
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 07:41 PM (krQz2)
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The euphemisms are ridiculous. There was nothing so confusing as the term "feminine hygiene" when I was a preteen. What? I combed my hair and brushed my teeth. What in hell are they talking about? 
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 06, 2025 07:42 PM (a4NoL)
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And Apple Stores are never safe during a riot anywhere on the planet.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 07:39 PM (6ydKt)
I finally cracked and bought a smart phone last year.
I was surprised that the phone stores here in smaller area Canada actually lock their doors and let customers in. That was kind of surreal.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 07:39 PM (6ydKt)
I finally cracked and bought a smart phone last year.
I was surprised that the phone stores here in smaller area Canada actually lock their doors and let customers in. That was kind of surreal.
Posted by: Stateless.. 20% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 06, 2025 07:43 PM (jvJvP)
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Think about it though. It's perfect: Directed victimhood.
She's not just a victim, but a victim of Trump!
That's got to be the envy of all victim-wannabes.
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 07:41 PM (krQz2)
Stupid AND narcissistic AND loud. A deadly combination.
She's not just a victim, but a victim of Trump!
That's got to be the envy of all victim-wannabes.
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 07:41 PM (krQz2)
Stupid AND narcissistic AND loud. A deadly combination.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 06, 2025 07:43 PM (a4NoL)
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Consider how often you hear the word "diarrhea" on television these days. And then they come up with the de-stinker ads. Bleaugh.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 06, 2025 07:36 PM (a4NoL)
I used to laugh at the Pepto Bismol ads that were out the last several years.
I'd be thinking how these poor actors had probably worked for years to get a gig in commercials and their big break is dancing around in pink outfits singing about nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, and diarrhea!
All their friends probably have that as their call-in ring on their phones.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 06, 2025 07:36 PM (a4NoL)
I used to laugh at the Pepto Bismol ads that were out the last several years.
I'd be thinking how these poor actors had probably worked for years to get a gig in commercials and their big break is dancing around in pink outfits singing about nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, and diarrhea!
All their friends probably have that as their call-in ring on their phones.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 07:44 PM (6ydKt)
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The euphemisms are ridiculous. There was nothing so confusing as the term "feminine hygiene" when I was a preteen. What? I combed my hair and brushed my teeth. What in hell are they talking about?
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 06, 2025 07:42 PM (a4NoL)
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The comic strip Bloom County had a hilarious take on this back in the day. The all-male cast are trying to figure out which one of the is secretly a woman. Someone wants to know what's meant by "feminine protection." The only thing he can think of is a "chartreuse flamethrower."
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 06, 2025 07:42 PM (a4NoL)
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The comic strip Bloom County had a hilarious take on this back in the day. The all-male cast are trying to figure out which one of the is secretly a woman. Someone wants to know what's meant by "feminine protection." The only thing he can think of is a "chartreuse flamethrower."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2025 07:45 PM (GlyvH)
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Also, get rid of lawyer ads....
Posted by: Stateless.. 20% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 06, 2025 07:45 PM (jvJvP)
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Also, get rid of lawyer ads....
Posted by: Stateless
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I note that the Camp Lejeune bottom-feeders seem to have disappeared.
Posted by: Stateless
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I note that the Camp Lejeune bottom-feeders seem to have disappeared.
Posted by: Carmen Miranda at June 06, 2025 07:47 PM (XeU6L)
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Also, get rid of lawyer ads....
Posted by: Stateless.. 20% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 06, 2025 07:45 PM (jvJvP)
Oh, I don't know. Commercials of the losing attorney getting chased by a bunch of dogs - or cats - would be funny.
Posted by: Stateless.. 20% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 06, 2025 07:45 PM (jvJvP)
Oh, I don't know. Commercials of the losing attorney getting chased by a bunch of dogs - or cats - would be funny.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2025 07:47 PM (VNX3d)
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Also, get rid of lawyer ads....
Posted by: Stateless.. 20% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 06, 2025 07:45 PM (jvJvP)
Jim Adler the Texas hammer!!!!
Posted by: Stateless.. 20% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 06, 2025 07:45 PM (jvJvP)
Jim Adler the Texas hammer!!!!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 06, 2025 07:47 PM (ANuwa)
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WTF? Whole body deodorant? I thought that was called taking a shower. Stinky people might consider that once in a while.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 06, 2025 07:30 PM (a4NoL)
To be fair (a rare event) some folks sweat excessively in various places due a variety of factors, some of which may be beyond their control. So a little extra coverage may be needed.
WTF? Whole body deodorant? I thought that was called taking a shower. Stinky people might consider that once in a while.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 06, 2025 07:30 PM (a4NoL)
To be fair (a rare event) some folks sweat excessively in various places due a variety of factors, some of which may be beyond their control. So a little extra coverage may be needed.
Posted by: Some folks NEED gold bond powder at June 06, 2025 07:47 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Crusader at June 06, 2025 07:47 PM (TN0g+)
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You just want to date me.
Posted by: Doctor Stanky at June 06, 2025 07:47 PM (u73oe)
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The comic strip Bloom County had a hilarious take on this back in the day. The all-male cast are trying to figure out which one of the is secretly a woman. Someone wants to know what's meant by "feminine protection." The only thing he can think of is a "chartreuse flamethrower."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2025 07:45 PM (GlyvH)
Oh my God I thought I was the only one who remembered that.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2025 07:45 PM (GlyvH)
Oh my God I thought I was the only one who remembered that.
Posted by: Did Portnoy ask that? at June 06, 2025 07:49 PM (TbWk/)
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I was surprised that the phone stores here in smaller area Canada actually lock their doors and let customers in. That was kind of surreal.
Posted by: Stateless.. 20% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 06, 2025 07:43 PM (jvJvP)
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They were probably robbed a few times for that to happen.
I've seen where crime in Canada has gone up a lot in the past decade because of Trudeau's policies with letting all the criminals out on bail like they've been doing down here in the big blue cities.
I was surprised that the phone stores here in smaller area Canada actually lock their doors and let customers in. That was kind of surreal.
Posted by: Stateless.. 20% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 06, 2025 07:43 PM (jvJvP)
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They were probably robbed a few times for that to happen.
I've seen where crime in Canada has gone up a lot in the past decade because of Trudeau's policies with letting all the criminals out on bail like they've been doing down here in the big blue cities.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 07:50 PM (6ydKt)
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The comic strip Bloom County had a hilarious take on this back in the day. The all-male cast are trying to figure out which one of the is secretly a woman. Someone wants to know what's meant by "feminine protection." The only thing he can think of is a "chartreuse flamethrower."
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I still remember the "Steve" character randomly asking a woman "Y'all store fat in your thighs for winter, right?"
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I still remember the "Steve" character randomly asking a woman "Y'all store fat in your thighs for winter, right?"
Posted by: Crusader at June 06, 2025 07:51 PM (TN0g+)
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Bloom County was the first thing I’d read in my college newspaper back in my university days (a million years ago). Freaking hilarious
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 06, 2025 07:51 PM (ANuwa)
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Bloom County was the first thing I’d read in my college newspaper back in my university days (a million years ago). Freaking hilarious
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The longer Sunday edition sometimes featured a older vet in a wheelchair with Opus going on ridiculous adventures--great stuff.
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The longer Sunday edition sometimes featured a older vet in a wheelchair with Opus going on ridiculous adventures--great stuff.
Posted by: Crusader at June 06, 2025 07:53 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Stateless.. 20% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 06, 2025 07:53 PM (jvJvP)
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I still remember the "Steve" character randomly asking a woman "Y'all store fat in your thighs for winter, right?"
Posted by: Crusader at June 06, 2025 07:51 PM (TN0g+)
I got major points in 4th grade for defending my very obese black teacher from a boy telling her she was fat when they got in an argument in class.
"It helps keep her warm in the winter." I piped up.
Everybody laughed and she loved me to death for the rest of the year.
Posted by: Crusader at June 06, 2025 07:51 PM (TN0g+)
I got major points in 4th grade for defending my very obese black teacher from a boy telling her she was fat when they got in an argument in class.
"It helps keep her warm in the winter." I piped up.
Everybody laughed and she loved me to death for the rest of the year.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 07:54 PM (6ydKt)
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We have certainly come a long way toward abolishing boundaries since the brassiere ads in the newspaper in the 1960's.
I liked it better when TV wouldn't mention certain terms or run certain ads, like Summer's Eve and Cialis. Seriously, show a little class huh?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 07:38 PM (2VST1)
I for one miss the Mark Eden Bust Developer cream full page print ads in the Ladies Home Magazines.
The pictures of ideal bustlines and the ad copy, "full and firm for summer" really made an impression on my burgeoning adolescent self.
I liked it better when TV wouldn't mention certain terms or run certain ads, like Summer's Eve and Cialis. Seriously, show a little class huh?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 07:38 PM (2VST1)
I for one miss the Mark Eden Bust Developer cream full page print ads in the Ladies Home Magazines.
The pictures of ideal bustlines and the ad copy, "full and firm for summer" really made an impression on my burgeoning adolescent self.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 06, 2025 07:54 PM (Aqu9a)
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The pictures of ideal bustlines and the ad copy, "full and firm for summer" really made an impression on my burgeoning adolescent self.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 06, 2025 07:54 PM (Aqu9a)
We can tell.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 06, 2025 07:54 PM (Aqu9a)
We can tell.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 07:58 PM (6ydKt)
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Calvin and Hobbes
Bloom County
The Far Side
In that order....
Posted by: Stateless.. 20% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 06, 2025 07:53 PM (jvJvP)
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That list is short Robotman.
Bloom County
The Far Side
In that order....
Posted by: Stateless.. 20% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 06, 2025 07:53 PM (jvJvP)
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That list is short Robotman.
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 07:59 PM (krQz2)
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Nood Tilt Shift Cafe
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 07:59 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Gonzotx at June 06, 2025 08:20 PM (nGraA)
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Listen, CNN, the problem isn't that you "can be critical of Donald Trump." *I* can be critical of Donald Trump. The problem is your irrational, obsessive *hatred* of Donald Trump, indeed of anything to the Left of Kim Jong-Un. It taints your objectivity and compromises your principles. No, that's too mild. It *shattered* your objectivity and *obliterated* your principles. You allowed it to turn you into an institution that only a complete fool would put an ounce of trust into.
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