Jim Acosta Threw Himself a #Resistance Party But No One Showed Up

Well, practically no one. Some union members paid to be there and act as a Rent-a-Mob apparently turned up.

WASHINGTON--"There are some tickets left," Jim Acosta told his Substack followers a few hours before taking the stage at the Lincoln Theater in Washington, D.C., to host a live town hall version of the online chat show he started after his "voluntary" exit from CNN earlier this year.
He wasn't kidding.
The lineup for the first (and apparently only) stop on the "Fire Within Tour" would struggle to draw a crowd almost anywhere else in the country: Rosie O'Donnell, Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D., Texas), and an assortment of professional Trump haters whose names you wouldn't recognize unless you're the sort of mentally deranged liberal who owns an Anthony Fauci prayer candle and refuses to watch CNN because it's right-wing propaganda. Only the most delirious of hyper-online partisans could stomach the pretentious tagline: "Fueling Courage. Defending Freedom. Igniting Truth."
The Beltway, of course, is teeming with this variety of freak, which is why the lack of turnout on Monday night was so humiliating for everyone involved, not least for the people who actually did show up to have their courage fueled. Venue staff informed a Washington Free Beacon reporter that the upper balcony, comprising nearly half of the venue's 1,200 seats, was closed--for reasons that were soon obvious. Generously estimated, the lower section was roughly three-quarters full--about 500 people. As the night wore on, it became clear that a significant portion of the attendees were either members of a federal employee union invited to denounce Trump, or had personal or professional connections to one of the "performers." Acosta, a fierce opponent of so-called mis- and disinformation, had claimed to be expecting a "big crowd" based on conversations with the organizers.
In retrospect, a large retirement home in the Maryland or Virginia suburbs would have been a more appropriate venue for an event of this nature. At the very least, fewer people would have been able to get up and walk out before the end.
Acosta opens the show with his costar Michael Fanone, a former D.C. police officer who became a professional anti-Trump activist after clashing with protesters on Jan. 6. Setting the tone for the show, Fanone laments, "We are in a tough fucking spot." Acosta agrees. "We are. We are." Fanone hates Republicans almost as much as he loves punk rock and tattoos. He hangs out with Sean Penn and Kathy Griffin. He's not afraid to express his feelings with expletives. House Speaker Mike Johnson is a "petty bitch" surrounded by "cock-sucking colleagues." Not to be confused with the unelected Trump supporters, who are "dick-sucking ass clowns." Acosta tries to change the subject by asking his other costar Olivia Troye, a former Republican who spoke at the 2024 Democratic convention, about the tragedy that has befallen her Northern Virginia community of federal bureaucrats since Trump took office. "It's super upsetting," she says. "And I just have to say to you that the American people, they may not realize it right now, but they will realize it in time, the incredible treasure that they've lost."

Below: The amazing "show."

Below, Jim Acosta attempts some kind of visual metaphor, asking people to turn on their cellphones' flashlight function and wave them around like he's Blue Oyster Cult being called out for an encore. He wants people to remember that they all have "lights" which can penetrate "the darkness."

Then click ahead to 12:30 to see Acosta pass out, of course, "TACO" hats.

Megyn Kelly and Mark Halperin point out that just four months ago, Jim Acosta was a CNN "journalist" who insisted that he was entirely non-partisan and factual.

Posted by: Ace at 05:50 PM

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1 LOL

Posted by: Tuna at June 04, 2025 05:51 PM (lJ0H4)

2 Cafe is CLOSED!

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2025 05:52 PM (krQz2)

3 Okay, I give up.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 04, 2025 05:52 PM (cYBz/)

4 You go HOME now!

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2025 05:52 PM (krQz2)

5 Ace is trying to right the ship

Posted by: Tuna at June 04, 2025 05:52 PM (lJ0H4)

6 Just as I put pork steaks on the grill the predicted rain that was 'spose to start at midnight just hit. I blame Ace's time machine.

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 04, 2025 05:53 PM (hoCmQ)

7 Let us just not mention the Cafe

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 04, 2025 05:53 PM (2VST1)

8 I just left a cool comment, too.

Posted by: Eromero at June 04, 2025 05:53 PM (wLnbo)

9 Sigh. I picked a bad day to stop dropping acid.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 04, 2025 05:53 PM (mH6SG)

10 Hahahajaha, ace hit the wrong button.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 04, 2025 05:54 PM (DLqye)

11
I just left a cool comment, too.
Posted by: Eromero

Same!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 04, 2025 05:54 PM (8q3QY)

12 SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 11-22
Launch Date: June 4, 2025 (PDT)
Launch Time: 4:40p.m. PDT, 2340 UTC, June 5, 01:40 CEST
Launch Window: Open until 7:19 p.m. PDT
Launch Site: SLC-4E - Vandenberg Space Force Base, California, USA

https://www.youtube.com/live/X46DzH5DG54

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 04, 2025 05:54 PM (VNX3d)

13 I felt a great disturbance in the HQ, as if millions of morons suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2025 05:54 PM (krQz2)

14 Whooopsie, Weeeeeeeeee!

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 04, 2025 05:54 PM (yQMZb)

15 "You've been Acosta'd!" was not the catchphrase he thought it would be.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 04, 2025 05:55 PM (wXgKZ)

16 I love it when they waste money and time on stuff like this. And yeah, that is my estimation of the bulk of MSNBC and CNN ratings: pundits looking for stuff to post on, and family members.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 04, 2025 05:55 PM (2VST1)

17 Time is tight!

Posted by: Booker T and the MGs at June 04, 2025 05:55 PM (G5+As)

18 Let us just not mention the Cafe
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 04, 2025 05:53 PM (2VST1)
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What cafe?

Was there a cafe?

I think I missed that.

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2025 05:55 PM (krQz2)

19 I always liked Lamont’s posts

Posted by: Kratwurst at June 04, 2025 05:55 PM (nIRE6)

20 I just left a cool comment, too.

Posted by: Eromero at June 04, 2025 05:53 PM (wLnbo)

"It's from Canada. You wouldn't know it."

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 04, 2025 05:55 PM (i24o9)

21 As I predicted on Comment #6 of the Café, "This will not stand."

You don't reach the rarified heights of Emerald Membership without knowing a few things, and exuding gravitas, you know.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 04, 2025 05:55 PM (0sNs1)

22 He had more guests than the police dog.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 04, 2025 05:55 PM (63Dwl)

23 The revolution will not ~~be televised~~ even happen.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 04, 2025 05:56 PM (i24o9)

24 *sigh*

The funniest, wittiest comments on the entire internet have just been defeated by an Ewok with keys to a time machine.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 04, 2025 05:56 PM (GlyvH)

25 Head bow to Duncanthrax.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 04, 2025 05:56 PM (DLqye)

26 This is all a plot by big chemistry against me.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 05:56 PM (8avO+)

27
Ace is trying to right the ship
Posted by: Tuna

============

Nature is healing itself.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 04, 2025 05:56 PM (8q3QY)

28 wait, what???

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 04, 2025 05:56 PM (uWKK8)

29 At least we know Ace has not been replaced by ai

Posted by: Kratwurst at June 04, 2025 05:57 PM (nIRE6)

30 Got stabbed right in the middle of posting my pithiest comment ever. And that's a high bar.

Posted by: The Genius at June 04, 2025 05:57 PM (G5+As)

31 Jun 3

A million seconds ago was May 23rd
A billion seconds ago was 1993
A trillion seconds ago was 30,000 B.C.

The US national debt is now rising by $1 Trillion every 180 days.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 04, 2025 05:58 PM (yQMZb)

32
"Fire Within Tour" omg. Even the Obamas would snicker.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 04, 2025 05:58 PM (8q3QY)

33 Jun 3

A million seconds ago was May 23rd
A billion seconds ago was 1993
A trillion seconds ago was 30,000 B.C.

The US national debt is now rising by $1 Trillion every 180 days.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 04, 2025 05:58 PM (yQMZb)

isn't it the 4th?

Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 05:58 PM (8avO+)

34 At least we know Ace has not been replaced by ai
Posted by: Kratwurst at June 04, 2025 05:57 PM (nIRE6)
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Hah! AI can screw up worse.

Because it's all associations to them.

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2025 05:58 PM (krQz2)

35 PUPPET SHOW

&

Li'l Jimmy Acosta

Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 04, 2025 05:58 PM (0aYVJ)

36 It's those Bat People lousing up the Threads. Despicable!

Posted by: Merry Marching Penguin Majority at June 04, 2025 05:58 PM (G5+As)

37 Looks at wine glass-- fuck it, it it post time.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 04, 2025 05:59 PM (DLqye)

38 Cafe is CLOSED!
Posted by: Axeman

OMG! A glitch in the Matrix! I'll bet that damn Neo is behind it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Being All He Can Be at June 04, 2025 05:59 PM (L/fGl)

39 Acosta really is a joke. He tried so hard to be one of the big boys at CNN and couldn't even get a show. Freaking "Tater" Stelter got his own show, dimwit musclehead Cuomo got his own show, but not Acosta. He's the epitome of the anchor on Broadcast News: the face and none of the intelligence, hard work, or talent.

For crying out loud, Keef Olberman got better play on CNN than Acosta. Even his own fellow trump hating far left cranks thought little of him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 04, 2025 05:59 PM (2VST1)

40
Fire of unknown origin took my baby away.
Fire of unknown origin, it took my baby, took my baby away-ay.

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2025 05:59 PM (krQz2)

41
Rosie is so inflamed with "the fire within" that she's decamped for a long-term luxury vacay in a land where they speak passable English and she can claim ancestry.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 04, 2025 05:59 PM (8q3QY)

42 OMG! A glitch in the Matrix! I'll bet that damn Neo is behind it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Being All He Can Be at June 04, 2025 05:59 PM (L/fGl)
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Neo's cons are the worst.

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2025 06:00 PM (krQz2)

43 More leftist supporters -including those paid to be there -using cursing to prove how angry , "authentic" and "of the people" they are.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2025 06:00 PM (IK7eV)

44 Bet there was no deli spread backstage

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 04, 2025 06:00 PM (6L8Ax)

45 2 Cafe is CLOSED!

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2025 05:52 PM (krQz2)

++++

The door slammed so hard it jarred my head.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 04, 2025 06:00 PM (sdnAf)

46 For crying out loud, Keef Olberman got better play on CNN than Acosta. Even his own fellow trump hating far left cranks thought little of him.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 04, 2025 05:59 PM (2VST1)

well they know him better.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 06:00 PM (8avO+)

47 Temporal whiplash is a thing!

Love it.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 04, 2025 06:00 PM (1m82a)

48 Cafe closed? We know it wasn't a health code violation.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 04, 2025 06:01 PM (DLqye)

49
"Here, have a taco hat!" Just like the American revolutionaries. "Fire within" all right.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 04, 2025 06:01 PM (8q3QY)

50 It's like a dozen voices cried out at once.

Posted by: Obi-Wan at June 04, 2025 06:01 PM (4DY5T)

51 "Fire Within Tour" omg. Even the Obamas would snicker.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 04, 2025 05:58 PM (8q3QY)
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Depending on which end is burning, maybe Acosta should try Pepto Bismol or Preparation H.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 04, 2025 06:01 PM (GlyvH)

52 If this is the way America treats her Jew burners, she doesn't deserve to have any!

Posted by: Judge Gallagher at June 04, 2025 06:01 PM (L/fGl)

53 Has the just-announced split between engaged Dakota Johnson and Coldplay frontman Chris Martin after a near-eight year romance been throughly dissected by The Horde?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 04, 2025 06:02 PM (0sNs1)

54 "Here, have a taco hat!" Just like the American revolutionaries. "Fire within" all right.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 04, 2025 06:01 PM (8q3QY)

Just perfect to go into their Resistance Declaration of Independence

Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 06:02 PM (8avO+)

55 It's just such an amazing coincidence that pretty much every The Usual Gang Of Idiots media figure comes out as a flaming commie after they retire (or 'get retired'), from Walter Cronkite all the way to today.

Maybe it's from exposure to electromagnetic pumice waves from the Telefunken U-47s.

Yeah. That must be it.

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at June 04, 2025 06:03 PM (Ft5W9)

56 Cafe closed? We know it wasn't a health code violation.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 04, 2025 06:01 PM

Only because the penguins haven't happy-footed through it in the last couple of days.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 04, 2025 06:03 PM (0sNs1)

57 Has the just-announced split between engaged Dakota Johnson and Coldplay frontman Chris Martin after a near-eight year romance been throughly dissected by The Horde?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 04, 2025 06:02 PM (0sNs1)

North or South Dakota Johnson.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 06:03 PM (8avO+)

58 "Fire Within Tour" omg. Even the Obamas would snicker.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Jim has had to lower himself to eating at Chipotle. Sad!

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 04, 2025 06:03 PM (wXgKZ)

59 Keep an eye out for the Merovingian.

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2025 06:03 PM (krQz2)

60
Has the just-announced split between engaged Dakota Johnson and Coldplay frontman Chris Martin after a near-eight year romance been throughly dissected by The Horde?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

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I didn't even know they were together.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 04, 2025 06:04 PM (8q3QY)

61 Acosta couldn't fill an auditorium full of TDS lunatics in a town where TDS is the official religion. I'm not sure humiliating covers it

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 04, 2025 06:04 PM (sAmhv)

62 He uses resistance stretching to keep his boyfriends happy.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 04, 2025 06:04 PM (ynpvh)

63 This is like Spinal Tap, when the Puppet Show got top billing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 04, 2025 06:04 PM (uWKK8)

64 48 Cafe closed? We know it wasn't a health code violation.
Posted by: Ben Had

Cook peed in the 3 compartment sink.

Posted by: Flomax Warrior at June 04, 2025 06:05 PM (G5+As)

65 Not one Jm J. Acosta in the whole article?

Did the AoSHQ style guide get disappeared along with the Cafe?

Posted by: haffhowershower at June 04, 2025 06:05 PM (144I4)

66 Yeah it's all fun and games until someone goes into the future and changes history.

Posted by: fd at June 04, 2025 06:05 PM (vFG9F)

67 Has the just-announced split between engaged Dakota Johnson and Coldplay frontman Chris Martin after a near-eight year romance been throughly dissected by The Horde?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 04, 2025 06:02 PM (0sNs1)

North or South Dakota Johnson.
Posted by: Oldcat

North Dakota Johnson is right about South Dakota Johnson being right.

Posted by: Howard Johnson at June 04, 2025 06:05 PM (wXgKZ)

68 Jim Acosta ?

Didn't he used to be somebody ?

Posted by: Shirley MacLaine at June 04, 2025 06:05 PM (iGK7y)

69 Has the just-announced split between engaged Dakota Johnson and Coldplay frontman Chris Martin

All I know is that my esteem of Johnson went up quite a bit after her self-mocking hilarious publicity tour for Madame Webb. She might have zero talent for picking roles but she's funny and humble enough to giggle at herself. Her dad is pretty cool, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 04, 2025 06:06 PM (2VST1)

70
Depending on which end is burning, maybe Acosta should try Pepto Bismol or Preparation H.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

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He should rename it to "The Dyspepsia Tour." As AOC knows, Pepsi goes well with tacos.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 04, 2025 06:06 PM (8q3QY)

71 Our frenz r gone! ace took dem away!

Posted by: no moar frenz at June 04, 2025 06:06 PM (TbWk/)

72 Cafe closed? We know it wasn't a health code violation.
Posted by: Ben Had

Cook peed in the 3 compartment sink.
Posted by: Flomax Warrior at June 04, 2025 06:05 PM (G5+As)
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Hop Sing!

Posted by: Pa Cartwright at June 04, 2025 06:06 PM (krQz2)

73 These are the type of "celebs" one can afford, when there isn't is no campaign war chest to siphon off the needed funds to get an A Lister.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 04, 2025 06:06 PM (5yDGQ)

74 64 48 Cafe closed? We know it wasn't a health code violation.
Posted by: Ben Had

Cook peed in the 3 compartment sink.

Posted by: Flomax Warrior at June 04, 2025 06:05 PM (G5+As)

There are worse places.

Posted by: Joke Punchline: Refrigerator at June 04, 2025 06:06 PM (ynpvh)

75 "Fire Within Tour" omg. Even the Obamas would snicker.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Jim has had to lower himself to eating at Chipotle. Sad!
Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 04, 2025 06:03 PM (wXgKZ)

One stop does not meet the legal requirements for a tour.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 06:06 PM (8avO+)

76 Acosta is a national treasure.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 04, 2025 06:07 PM (Q4IgG)

77 Jim Acosta Threw Himself a #Resistance Party But No One Showed Up

once presumes that the venue had enough capacitance to support the crowd he expected.

Posted by: anachronda at June 04, 2025 06:07 PM (oY6Yp)

78 Watching the left go nuts with the taco thing is like watching a retarded kid tell the same bad joke over and over hoping someone laughs finally. Except you kinda like the kid and hope it works.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 04, 2025 06:07 PM (2VST1)

79 I would be more than happy to comfort Dakota Johnson. I'm that kind of guy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 04, 2025 06:07 PM (lL4Sl)

80
"...a country that is being plunged into darkness."

Is this guy running for president or something? Give us some specifics.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 04, 2025 06:08 PM (8q3QY)

81 Hop Sing!

"thankfully Hop Sing was"
--just the punchline

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 04, 2025 06:08 PM (2VST1)

82 All I know is that my esteem of Johnson went up quite a bit after her self-mocking hilarious publicity tour for Madame Webb. She might have zero talent for picking roles but she's funny and humble enough to giggle at herself. Her dad is pretty cool, too.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 04, 2025 06:06 PM (2VST1)

Yes a couple of the ladies were clever about it, and Sydney got the win by a few showings in tight dresses and got a W even.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 06:08 PM (8avO+)

83 once presumes that the venue had enough capacitance to support the crowd he expected.
Posted by: anachronda at June 04, 2025 06:07 PM (oY6Yp)
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I don't think you can rent a phone booth by the hour, assuming you can even find one these days.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 04, 2025 06:08 PM (GlyvH)

84 Dear Diary ... What a ~~day~~ Resistance Party it's been...

Posted by: Adriane the Monday Critic on Wednesday . . . with a Camel. . . at June 04, 2025 06:09 PM (cfyxU)

85 Acosta is so irrelevant I'd rather rag on Hannity.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 04, 2025 06:09 PM (DLqye)

86 Its just funny, in the post-CNN ecosystem, even Jake "the fake" Tapper is higher up than Acosta.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 04, 2025 06:10 PM (2VST1)

87 55 Maybe it's from exposure to electromagnetic pumice waves from the Telefunken U-47s.

i saw electromagnetic pumice waves open for lavalanche at pompeii. it left me stone cold.

Posted by: anachronda at June 04, 2025 06:10 PM (oY6Yp)

88 Jim, if you're hearing this message, YOU are the Resistance.

Posted by: John Conner at June 04, 2025 06:10 PM (iGK7y)

89 Watching the left go nuts with the taco thing is like watching a retarded kid tell the same bad joke over and over hoping someone laughs finally. Except you kinda like the kid and hope it works.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 04, 2025 06:07 PM (2VST1)

The TACO thing is pretty new, so Acosta must have had to hustle to get a box full.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 06:10 PM (8avO+)

90 Accosta, What a Buttafucco.

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2025 06:10 PM (krQz2)

91 Le Pet Thread est mort???

Posted by: tubal at June 04, 2025 06:10 PM (PCK5/)

92 83 once presumes that the venue had enough capacitance to support the crowd he expected.
Posted by: anachronda at June 04, 2025 06:07 PM (oY6Yp)
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I don't think you can rent a phone booth by the hour, assuming you can even find one these days.

fortunately, i have a lifetime subscription

Posted by: clark kent at June 04, 2025 06:11 PM (oY6Yp)

93 Sassy Jim!

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 04, 2025 06:11 PM (l3YAf)

94 How much is an Acosta?

He no acosta nothing - we throw him inna bag a losers for free.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 04, 2025 06:11 PM (VNX3d)

95 Resist we less.

Ok, I've got to learn how to do strikethroughs.

Posted by: haffhowershower at June 04, 2025 06:11 PM (144I4)

96 Acosta is so irrelevant I'd rather rag on Hannity.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 04, 2025 06:09 PM (DLqye)

Hannity could fill up the venue with is big head alone.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 06:11 PM (8avO+)

97 The TACO thing is pretty new, so Acosta must have had to hustle to get a box full.

"Oh, great now we get boxes of castoff stupid hats too?"
--President of Cameroon

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 04, 2025 06:11 PM (2VST1)

98 tubal, delayed

Posted by: Ben Had at June 04, 2025 06:11 PM (DLqye)

99 Did some random Mohammed start throwing Molotov cocktails around the Cafe?

Posted by: Miklos, Happily Houring at June 04, 2025 06:11 PM (K6h4I)

100 89 Watching the left go nuts with the taco thing is like watching a retarded kid tell the same bad joke over and over hoping someone laughs finally. Except you kinda like the kid and hope it works.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 04, 2025 06:07 PM (2VST1)

The TACO thing is pretty new, so Acosta must have had to hustle to get a box full.

probably just adjusted the colors needed for the vagina hat pattern.

Posted by: anachronda at June 04, 2025 06:12 PM (oY6Yp)

101 In Russia Acosta pay you

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 04, 2025 06:12 PM (lL4Sl)

102 Le Pet Thread est mort???
Posted by: tubal at June 04, 2025 06:10 PM (PCK5/)

Like the South, it will rise again!

Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 06:12 PM (8avO+)

103 The TACO thing is pretty new, so Acosta must have had to hustle to get a box full.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 06:10 PM (8avO+)
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Sellin' his ass sounds like him.

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2025 06:12 PM (krQz2)

104 The TACO thing is pretty new, so Acosta must have had to hustle to get a box full.

Probably came in the Diplomatic Pouch from the Chinese embassy to avoid the tariffs

Posted by: Miklos, Doubly Happily Houring at June 04, 2025 06:13 PM (K6h4I)

105 Please tell me these people didn't actually pay to see this imbecile.

Posted by: jsg at June 04, 2025 06:13 PM (iGK7y)

106 Did some random Mohammed start throwing Molotov cocktails around the Cafe?
Posted by: Miklos, Happily Houring at June 04, 2025 06:11 PM (K6h4I)

The newest pup isn't house trained yet.

It's not like we are, either.

Posted by: RickZ at June 04, 2025 06:13 PM (gKDq2)

107 This is awesome
Watching the leftard Acosta wither and implode..
A moron meetup would be considered a success compared to that embarrassing event

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at June 04, 2025 06:13 PM (XLfSN)

108 Watching the left go nuts with the taco thing is like watching a retarded kid tell the same bad joke over and over hoping someone laughs finally. Except you kinda like the kid and hope it works.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 04, 2025 06:07 PM (2VST1)
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TACO! is the new HODOR!

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2025 06:13 PM (krQz2)

109 Has the just-announced split between engaged Dakota Johnson and Coldplay frontman Chris Martin after a near-eight year romance been throughly dissected by The Horde?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 04, 2025 06:02 PM (0sNs1)

I can't participate. I'm trying to figure out who Blake Lively is and why half the articles on DailyMail are about her. I never heard of her before the non-stop DailyMail articles began a while back.

Posted by: Gref at June 04, 2025 06:14 PM (aBgBM)

110 Wait, did I see a 5pm Cafe.

Is ace my grandpa?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at June 04, 2025 06:14 PM (2HvAK)

111 1h

The United States vetoes a UN Security Council resolution calling for an immediate ceasefire in Gaza without conditioning it on Hamas releasing hostages

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 04, 2025 06:15 PM (yQMZb)

112 Acosta has a very... inflated opinion of himself and his value to the world, shall we say. Its comical to watch. I would be deeply depressed if he packed a house with this parade of failures, sad for the future.

This result? Makes me feel better about the midterms, even though we're a long ways out still

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 04, 2025 06:15 PM (2VST1)

113
Margaret Hamilton is still alive, but in #blackface?

Who knew?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 04, 2025 06:15 PM (xG4kz)

114 I can't participate. I'm trying to figure out who Blake Lively is and why half the articles on DailyMail are about her. I never heard of her before the non-stop DailyMail articles began a while back.
Posted by: Gref

She's Mr. Reynold Ryans or something

Posted by: haffhowershower at June 04, 2025 06:15 PM (144I4)

115 Acosta is a sad, faggy little man desperately clinging to the last tattered threads of manufactured relevance.

Posted by: A pitiable object, but fuck that guy at June 04, 2025 06:15 PM (TbWk/)

116 This is awesome
Watching the leftard Acosta wither and implode..
A moron meetup would be considered a success compared to that embarrassing event
Posted by: melodicmetal1 at June 04, 2025 06:13 PM (XLfSN)

I'm wondering at what point any of them realized this was not going to work.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 06:15 PM (8avO+)

117 I'm trying to figure out who Blake Lively is and why half the articles on DailyMail are about her.

Yeah I'm not following that story closely because I don't care and I don't like gossip, but apparently she's Ryan "Deadpool" Reynold's main squeeze, she used to be hot.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 04, 2025 06:16 PM (2VST1)

118 Rosie AND Jasmine!

Will these temptations ever end?

Posted by: Stateless.. 15% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 04, 2025 06:16 PM (jvJvP)

119 Acosta is a sad, faggy little man desperately clinging to the last tattered threads of manufactured relevance.
Posted by: A pitiable object, but fuck that guy at June 04, 2025 06:15 PM (TbWk/)

Sure, but when would it seem like a great thing to put on a stage show with others even worse than you are?

Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 06:16 PM (8avO+)

120 Aetius, ace rolled over after gratuitous sex and hit the wrong button. Blame it on him not smoking anymore.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 04, 2025 06:17 PM (DLqye)

121 >>>Please tell me these people didn't actually pay to see this imbecile.
Posted by: jsg at June 04, 2025 06:13 PM (iGK7y)

The opposite actually. A paid audience.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 04, 2025 06:17 PM (cduTK)

122 Someone ran a picture of Jasmine and AOC as President and VP and said "MAGA'S biggest nightmare!"

The mockery was rich and deep.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 04, 2025 06:17 PM (2VST1)

123 Then click ahead to 12:30 to see Acosta pass out, of course, "TACO" hats.

They're just humiliating their own people at this point. Purely for sport.

Posted by: t-bird at June 04, 2025 06:17 PM (Y+sVZ)

124
I bet he was originally planning to SELL those taco hats and quickly realized he'd have to give them away instead.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 04, 2025 06:17 PM (8q3QY)

125
No Bobby DeNiro?

I have heard that him tap dancing in his lifts is a real scream!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 04, 2025 06:17 PM (xG4kz)

126 Acosta is a simp's simp.

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2025 06:17 PM (krQz2)

127 117

don't care and I don't like gossip, but apparently she's Ryan "Deadpool" Reynold's main squeeze, she used to be hot.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 04, 2025 06:16 PM (2VST1)

So I am guessing that TMZ is Not your jam???

Posted by: tubal at June 04, 2025 06:17 PM (PCK5/)

128 Acosta probably paid Fagone with beejers. Or maybe it was the other way around? They probably blew each other and called it even.

Posted by: haffhowershower at June 04, 2025 06:18 PM (144I4)

129 Sure, but when would it seem like a great thing to put on a stage show with others even worse than you are?

How an he be the main attraction if anyone else in the show is less a pathetic failure?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 04, 2025 06:18 PM (2VST1)

130 The opposite actually. A paid audience.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 04, 2025 06:17 PM (cduTK)
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I will never, ever be that hard up for a nickel.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 04, 2025 06:18 PM (GlyvH)

131 Then click ahead to 12:30 to see Acosta pass out
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I would have clicked, if you had left it there.

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2025 06:18 PM (krQz2)

132 h

The United States vetoes a UN Security Council resolution calling for an immediate ceasefire in Gaza without conditioning it on Hamas releasing hostages
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 04, 2025 06:15 PM (yQMZb)

How could anyone be firing after the Genocide?

Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 06:18 PM (8avO+)

133 No way we can compete with this world tour.

Posted by: Wyld Stallyns at June 04, 2025 06:18 PM (iGK7y)

134 Has the just-announced split between engaged Dakota Johnson and Coldplay frontman Chris Martin after a near-eight year romance been throughly dissected by The Horde?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 04, 2025 06:02 PM (0sNs1)

*ahem* It's a "conscious uncoupling."

Posted by: It's a cold world at June 04, 2025 06:19 PM (TbWk/)

135
WASHINGTON--"There are some tickets left," Jim Acosta told his Substack followers a few hours before taking the stage at the Lincoln Theater in Washington, D.C.,

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Like, nearly all of them.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 04, 2025 06:19 PM (ES1Rb)

136 "Has the just-announced split between engaged Dakota Johnson and Coldplay frontman Chris Martin"...
Nver would of known these two people existed if not for here.

I feel somewhat diminished by this knowledge.

Thanx.

Posted by: KwaK! at June 04, 2025 06:19 PM (89Sog)

137 I bet he was originally planning to SELL those taco hats and quickly realized he'd have to give them away instead.

I bet they are on the DNC merch page

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 04, 2025 06:19 PM (2VST1)

138 Aetius, ace rolled over after gratuitous sex and hit the wrong button. Blame it on him not smoking anymore.
Posted by: Ben Had

garrett hasn't commented in a while

Posted by: Miklos, just occurred at June 04, 2025 06:20 PM (K6h4I)

139 I swear I saw the cafe before I got back to my desk and hit refresh...

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 04, 2025 06:20 PM (O7YUW)

140 Has the just-announced split between engaged Dakota Johnson and Coldplay frontman Chris Martin after a near-eight year romance been throughly dissected by The Horde?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 04, 2025 06:02 PM (0sNs1)

*ahem* It's a "conscious uncoupling."
Posted by: It's a cold world at June 04, 2025 06:19 PM (TbWk/)

She's 35.. Right on schedule!

Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 06:21 PM (8avO+)

141 Rosie and Ellen both left the US to avoid prosecution....
cough*comet pizza*cough

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at June 04, 2025 06:21 PM (wxO3z)

142 I bet they are on the DNC merch page

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 04, 2025 06:19 PM (2VST1)
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And that would make him TOTALLY not involved with Democrat politics, of course.

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2025 06:21 PM (krQz2)

143 Did he strong-arm Michelle Fields to be there?

Posted by: ShainS -- Hunter Biden Wrote And AutoPen-Signed His Own Pardon at June 04, 2025 06:21 PM (fFmHV)

144 I swear I saw the cafe before I got back to my desk and hit refresh...
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 04, 2025 06:20 PM (O7YUW)

Its not the blog, its you. Have a lie down for a few minutes

Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 06:22 PM (8avO+)

145 *ahem* It's a "conscious uncoupling."
Posted by: It's a cold world at June 04, 2025 06:19 PM (TbWk/)

She's 35.. Right on schedule!
Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 06:21 PM (8avO+)
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* scrunches up face in an bewildered look *

Posted by: Leonardo Di Caprio at June 04, 2025 06:22 PM (krQz2)

146 I can't participate. I'm trying to figure out who Blake Lively is and why half the articles on DailyMail are about her. I never heard of her before the non-stop DailyMail articles began a while back.
Posted by: Gref

Candace Owen is doing some conspiracying over her.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 04, 2025 06:22 PM (kTd/k)

147 Odds on Quick Hits being on the menu today??? I mean it's anything can happen Wednesday....

Posted by: tubal at June 04, 2025 06:23 PM (PCK5/)

148 Miklos gets it, @ 104!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 04, 2025 06:23 PM (/Ghsb)

149 She's 35.. Right on schedule!

"I assume you mean '24,' yes?"
--Leonardo DiCaprio

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 04, 2025 06:23 PM (2VST1)

150 Has the just-announced split between engaged Dakota Johnson and Coldplay frontman Chris Martin after a near-eight year romance been throughly dissected by The Horde?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 04, 2025 06:02 PM (0sNs1)

Is Coldplay the one we are supposed to mock people for liking, or is that Nirvana?

Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 06:23 PM (8avO+)

151 I get the creeping suspicion that all posts here are not fresh on demand and some of them may be made hours if not days or weeks, in advance.

Posted by: But I'm a Hero, the media says so at June 04, 2025 06:23 PM (F/35S)

152 Ok, I've got to learn how to do strikethroughs.
Posted by: haffhowershower at June 04, 2025 06:11 PM

~~Like this?~~

[ s ] without spaces in the brackets [ /s ]

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 04, 2025 06:23 PM (Xnrdt)

153 146

Candace Owen is doing some conspiracying over her.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 04, 2025 06:22 PM (kTd/k)

147

So she's Jewish, yes?

Posted by: tubal at June 04, 2025 06:24 PM (PCK5/)

154 @144/Oldcat: "Its not the blog, its you. Have a lie down for a few minutes"

That sounds like a remarkably good idea after the day I've had.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 04, 2025 06:24 PM (O7YUW)

155 She's 35.. Right on schedule!

"I assume you mean '24,' yes?"
--Leonardo DiCaprio
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 04, 2025 06:23 PM (2VST1)

He's tired of hearing her bitch about babies for 5 years and bolted.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 06:24 PM (8avO+)

156 The Hot, Throbbing Fire Within Tour!

Posted by: Sassy Jim Acosta at the Pink Pony Club at June 04, 2025 06:24 PM (l3YAf)

157 Is Coldplay the one we are supposed to mock people for liking, or is that Nirvana?

No, that's Nickelback. Coldplay people basically forget existed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 04, 2025 06:24 PM (2VST1)

158 Ok, which Sci Fi show has refreshing the Cafe and getting an Acosta post?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 04, 2025 06:25 PM (DLqye)

159 [ s ] without spaces in the brackets [ /s ]
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 04, 2025 06:23 PM (Xnrdt)

~~thank you~~

Posted by: haffhowershower at June 04, 2025 06:25 PM (144I4)

160 Is Coldplay the one we are supposed to mock people for liking, or is that Nirvana?
Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 06:23 PM

Don't forget Nickleback and Queensrÿche.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 04, 2025 06:25 PM (Xnrdt)

161 Is Coldplay the one we are supposed to mock people for liking, or is that Nirvana?
Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 06:23 PM (8avO+)

Nickelback

Posted by: Doth thou make mock? at June 04, 2025 06:25 PM (TbWk/)

162 He wants people to remember that they all have "lights" which can penetrate "the darkness."

--------------

OUT: 1,000 Points Of Light.
IN: 57 Points Of Light, one for each Gender and Mental Illness (BIRM).

Posted by: ShainS -- Hunter Biden Wrote And AutoPen-Signed His Own Pardon at June 04, 2025 06:25 PM (0urLQ)

163 " Ok, I've got to learn how to do strikethroughs.
Posted by: haffhowershower"

Don't do it. It can only lead to sorrow.

Posted by: fd at June 04, 2025 06:25 PM (vFG9F)

164 So which is gayer, Cold Play or Green Day???

Posted by: tubal at June 04, 2025 06:26 PM (PCK5/)

165 146 I can't participate. I'm trying to figure out who Blake Lively is and why half the articles on DailyMail are about her. I never heard of her before the non-stop DailyMail articles began a while back.
Posted by: Gref

Ceaseless publicity for a no-talent means one of two things - when it comes to reporters and PR flacks they are liberal with the distribution of blowjobs or they give up the butt.

Sometimes both.

Posted by: But I'm a Hero, the media says so at June 04, 2025 06:26 PM (F/35S)

166 Don't forget Nickleback and Queensrÿche.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 04, 2025 06:25 PM (Xnrdt)

Oh HELL no, you did NOT!

Posted by: This is a Mindcrime at June 04, 2025 06:26 PM (TbWk/)

167
CNN must have been watching this and thinking "Thank God that clown is out of here."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 04, 2025 06:26 PM (8q3QY)

168 Is Coldplay the one we are supposed to mock people for liking, or is that Nirvana?
Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 06:23 PM (8avO+)

Nickelback
Posted by: Doth thou make mock? at June 04, 2025 06:25 PM (TbWk/)
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I propose we amend that to include Coldplay.

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2025 06:26 PM (krQz2)

169 Don't do it. It can only lead to sorrow.
Posted by: fd

i.e. the barrel if the tags aren't closed I assume?

Posted by: haffhowershower at June 04, 2025 06:26 PM (144I4)

170 Infinitely more important than a washed-up CNN clown -

Today is the 83rd anniversary of the Battle of Midway - June 4, 1942. US Navy aircraft from the carriers Yorktown and Enterprise sank four Imperial Japanese Navy aircraft carriers. Akagi, Kaga, Soryu, and Hiryu. All four had participated in the Pearl Harbor sneak attack. Midway marked the beginning of the US Navy's total annihilation of the Imperial Japanese Navy.

Posted by: Gref at June 04, 2025 06:27 PM (aBgBM)

171 He wants people to remember that they all have "lights" which can penetrate "the darkness."

And by lights, he means "pear-shaped pieces of rubber" and by "darkness" Acosta means "my turdcutter"

I denounce myself

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 04, 2025 06:27 PM (2VST1)

172 Doesn't Acosta use a dangerously high amount of hairspray?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 04, 2025 06:27 PM (kTd/k)

173 Aetius, ace rolled over after gratuitous sex and hit the wrong button. Blame it on him not smoking anymore.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 04, 2025 06:17 PM (DLqye)

Ah, Rosie - that painted doxie!

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at June 04, 2025 06:27 PM (2HvAK)

174 So, judge Bonerberger is ordering Trump to open a federal court annex in Salvador?

What a fucking 'tard.

But, that should be Trump's response:
You go on down there and hold court, big boy.
Bring your giant gavel and tell the President of Salvador you're the boss now.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 04, 2025 06:27 PM (1eVlL)

175 Ok, which Sci Fi show has refreshing the Cafe and getting an Acosta post?

I think it was a Black Mirror episode

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 04, 2025 06:27 PM (2VST1)

176
My "finger on the cultural pulse" idiot DiL saw the "Trump Wings" SNL skit mashed up with a cheesy TACO "burn".

She thought that the entire thing was AI.

Culturally aware, she is not.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 04, 2025 06:29 PM (xG4kz)

177 Today is the 83rd anniversary of the Battle of Midway - June 4, 1942. US Navy aircraft from the carriers Yorktown and Enterprise sank four Imperial Japanese Navy aircraft carriers.

=====

Uh

Posted by: USS Hornet at June 04, 2025 06:30 PM (8AONa)

178 So, judge Bonerberger is ordering Trump to open a federal court annex in Salvador?

What a fucking 'tard.

But, that should be Trump's response:
You go on down there and hold court, big boy.
Bring your giant gavel and tell the President of Salvador you're the boss now.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 04, 2025 06:27 PM (1eVlL)

This is the setup for about the most based possible thing Trump and Bukele could do.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 04, 2025 06:30 PM (l3YAf)

179 Ok I only watched a little of Megyn's clip but there's some good stuff.

They watch a little bit of Acosta and Halperin says "Was that AI generated? Because that wasn't applausable"

Then someone else says "What would you have to ask ChatGTP to come up with something that stupid"

Ha!

Posted by: haffhowershower at June 04, 2025 06:30 PM (144I4)

180 Uh
Posted by: USS Hornet

Nobody remembers you because hornets suck

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 04, 2025 06:30 PM (2VST1)

181 Is Coldplay the one we are supposed to mock people for liking, or is that Nirvana?
Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 06:23 PM (8avO+)

Nickelback
Posted by: Doth thou make mock? at June 04, 2025 06:25 PM (TbWk/)

Thanks. Can't keep track and I remember Minnie Ripperton

Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 06:30 PM (8avO+)

182 Ok, which Sci Fi show has refreshing the Cafe and getting an Acosta post?

I think it was a Black Mirror episode
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 04, 2025 06:27 PM (2VST1)
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Somebody screwed a pig?

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2025 06:31 PM (krQz2)

183
Well, at least they could recycle the Code Pink taco vagina hats.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 04, 2025 06:31 PM (qi+t1)

184 Uh
Posted by: USS Hornet

Nobody remembers you because hornets suck
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 04, 2025 06:30 PM (2VST1)

Poor lil brother carrier.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 06:31 PM (8avO+)

185 Has the just-announced split between engaged Dakota Johnson and Coldplay frontman Chris Martin after a near-eight year romance been throughly dissected by The Horde?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 04, 2025 06:02 PM (0sNs1)

------------

Now she's free to marry actor Jim Beaver.

Posted by: ShainS -- Hunter Biden Wrote And AutoPen-Signed His Own Pardon at June 04, 2025 06:32 PM (0urLQ)

186 T -57 minutes

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 04, 2025 06:32 PM (yQMZb)

187 Ill Tempered Cur, how are ya, hon?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 04, 2025 06:32 PM (DLqye)

188 Today is the 83rd anniversary of the Battle of Midway - June 4, 1942. US Navy aircraft from the carriers Yorktown and Enterprise sank four Imperial Japanese Navy aircraft carriers.
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Calls for a Batley Townswomen's Guild reenactment.

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2025 06:33 PM (krQz2)

189 This is the setup for about the most based possible thing Trump and Bukele could do.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 04, 2025 06:30 PM (l3YAf)

Pull his visa so he can't re-enter the US, put pay for free Margaritas by the place near the prison?

Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 06:33 PM (8avO+)

190 Well, at least they could recycle the Code Pink taco vagina hats.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 04, 2025 06:31 PM (qi+t1)

---------------

I'm imagining Beta O'Rourke wearing one of those at a Furry Convention.

Posted by: ShainS -- Hunter Biden Wrote And AutoPen-Signed His Own Pardon at June 04, 2025 06:34 PM (0urLQ)

191 162 OUT: 1,000 Points Of Light.
IN: 57 Points Of Light, one for each Gender and Mental Illness (BIRM).

hmmmm.... *scribbles note*

Posted by: heinz marketing department at June 04, 2025 06:34 PM (oY6Yp)

192 151 I get the creeping suspicion that all posts here are not fresh on demand and some of them may be made hours if not days or weeks, in advance.
Posted by: But I'm a Hero, the media says so at June 04, 2017
.............................................
(Looks at timestamp)

Interesting...

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 04, 2025 06:34 PM (sAmhv)

193 Has the just-announced split between engaged Dakota Johnson and Coldplay frontman Chris Martin after a near-eight year romance been throughly dissected by The Horde?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 04, 2025 06:02 PM (0sNs1)

------------

Now she's free to marry actor Jim Beaver.
Posted by: ShainS -- Hunter Biden Wrote And AutoPen-Signed His Own Pardon at June 04, 2025 06:32 PM (0urLQ)

So after she marries him and meets Jim's brother's daughter, Dakota can greet her by saying "Niece Beaver!".

Posted by: haffhowershower at June 04, 2025 06:35 PM (144I4)

194 This is the setup for about the most based possible thing Trump and Bukele could do.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 04, 2025 06:30 PM (l3YAf)

Pull his visa so he can't re-enter the US, put pay for free Margaritas by the place near the prison?
Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 06:33 PM (8avO+)

We can send down a FEMA tent for the judge's courthouse, house, and outhouse.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 04, 2025 06:36 PM (VNX3d)

195 Now she's free to marry actor Jim Beaver.
Posted by: ShainS

Jim Beaver is awesome. The Drew Thompson season of Justified was brilliant.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 04, 2025 06:36 PM (0aYVJ)

196 Hey Ben

Recovering from a ferocious allergy attack. I always get a cough this time of year, but this time really nailed me. My sinuses were so swollen I got a black eye. Otherwise things are great.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 04, 2025 06:36 PM (qi+t1)

197 177 Today is the 83rd anniversary of the Battle of Midway - June 4, 1942. US Navy aircraft from the carriers Yorktown and Enterprise sank four Imperial Japanese Navy aircraft carriers.

=====

Uh

Posted by: USS Hornet at June 04, 2025 06:30 PM (8AONa)

Hornet's aircraft did not get in on sinking the Japanese carriers in the Battle of Midway. Sorry, Hornet, your air group's performance at Midway was pathetic. Your first dive bomber strike of over 30 Dauntless dive bombers did not find the Jap carriers. The strike escort of 10 Wildcats got lost and all ditched, far from Midway and the US task forces. About half of the pilots were eventually found and rescued by PBYs. Some Hornet dive bombers flew on the late afternoon strike on Hiryu, but didn't hit her.

Posted by: Gref at June 04, 2025 06:36 PM (aBgBM)

198 Today is the 83rd anniversary of the Battle of Midway - June 4, 1942. US Navy aircraft from the carriers Yorktown and Enterprise sank four Imperial Japanese Navy aircraft carriers.
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Calls for a Batley Townswomen's Guild reenactment.
Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2025 06:33 PM (krQz2)

Hornet tried, but botched the effort buy setting off in three different directions. The Torpedo bombers found the Japanese but all the planes were shot down with one survivor. The other flights missed and flew on running low on fuel, ditching or landing on Midway.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 06:36 PM (8avO+)

199 The bounty on Dakota Beaver pelts don't bring as much as Wisconsin pelts.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 04, 2025 06:37 PM (DLqye)

200 Hornet's aircraft did not get in on sinking the Japanese carriers in the Battle of Midway. Sorry, Hornet, your air group's performance at Midway was pathetic. Your first dive bomber strike of over 30 Dauntless dive bombers did not find the Jap carriers. The strike escort of 10 Wildcats got lost and all ditched, far from Midway and the US task forces. About half of the pilots were eventually found and rescued by PBYs. Some Hornet dive bombers flew on the late afternoon strike on Hiryu, but didn't hit her.
Posted by: Gref at June 04, 2025 06:36 PM (aBgBM)

You left out the torpedo bombers who went in alone and were cut down.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 06:38 PM (8avO+)

201 So after she marries him and meets Jim's brother's daughter, Dakota can greet her by saying "Niece Beaver!".

Ba-dump *tsssh*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 04, 2025 06:39 PM (2VST1)

202 Gref I've already wished everyone Happy Midway Day to all who celebrate twice, earlier.

Hornet sorta deserves to be left out considering what a charlie foxtrot their operation was that day, save of course for their torpedo squadron which defied orders and was massacred like those from other carriers. Fudging the after-action report was the cherry on top, though in a typically great example of forbearance and savvy, Nimitz simply put Mitscher on the bench for a bit but then returned him to duty where he became possibly the leading carrier commander of the war.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 04, 2025 06:41 PM (1m82a)

203 200 Hornet's aircraft did not get in on sinking the Japanese carriers in the Battle of Midway. Sorry, Hornet, your air group's performance at Midway was pathetic. Your first dive bomber strike of over 30 Dauntless dive bombers did not find the Jap carriers. The strike escort of 10 Wildcats got lost and all ditched, far from Midway and the US task forces. About half of the pilots were eventually found and rescued by PBYs. Some Hornet dive bombers flew on the late afternoon strike on Hiryu, but didn't hit her.
Posted by: Gref at June 04, 2025 06:36 PM (aBgBM)

You left out the torpedo bombers who went in alone and were cut down.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 06:38 PM (8avO+)

I left them out because they did not put a torpedo into any IJN ships at Midway. Not their fault - they flew in very slow, obsolete TBD Devastator torpedo bombers. I'm not disparaging VT-8's heroism or the heroism of VT-3 and VT-6, who suffered terrible losses but not VT-8's annihilation. I was giving credit to the dive bombers, that made the hits that won the battle.

Posted by: Gref at June 04, 2025 06:44 PM (aBgBM)

204 The bounty on Dakota Beaver pelts don't bring as much as Wisconsin pelts.
Posted by: Ben Had

Nice!

Posted by: haffhowershower at June 04, 2025 06:46 PM (144I4)

205
nood

quickies

Posted by: banana Dream at June 04, 2025 06:46 PM (cduTK)

206 Hackread.com@HackRead 3h

Hackers leak data of 86M AT&T customers with decrypted Social Security Numbers.
The leak includes names, phone numbers, emails addresses, 44M SSNs in plain-text and more.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 04, 2025 06:46 PM (yQMZb)

207 Today is the 83rd anniversary of the Battle of Midway - June 4, 1942. US Navy aircraft from the carriers Yorktown and Enterprise sank four Imperial Japanese Navy aircraft carriers.

-
Excellent book on the battle, very detailed, largely from the Japanese perspective, Shattered Sword by Jonathan Parshall and Anthony Tully.

Posted by: Judge Gallagher at June 04, 2025 06:49 PM (L/fGl)

208 Why pray tell did anyone record one hour and 49 minutes if that garbage? 🫣

Posted by: L No nic, another fine day at June 04, 2025 06:51 PM (NFX2v)

209 Via Insta Pundit

CNN HOST CLAIMS SHE PREPARED FOR US VISIT ‘AS IF I WAS GOING TO NORTH KOREA:’

CNN/PBS anchor and self-styled journalist Christiane Amanpour recently gave a wild, anti-Trump commencement speech at Harvard where she invoked everything from 1984 to Benito Mussolini, but that may not have been the wildest part of her recent trip to America. On her Tuesday podcast installment of The Ex Files—so named because she co-hosts it with her ex-husband, Jamie Rubin—Amanpour declared she prepared for the visit by getting a burner phone because Trump’s America forced her to treat her trip “as if I was going to North Korea.”

Amanpour recalled her horror story, “I have to tell you when I went to Harvard to give this speech, and it was just a few days ago, last week. I must say I was afraid. I’m a foreigner, I don’t have a green card, I’m not an American citizen, I’m fairly prominent, and I literally prepared to go to America as if I was going to North Korea. I took a burner phone, Jamie. Imagine that. I didn’t take a single—not my mobile phone, not my iPad, nothing, and I had nothing on the burner phone except a few numbers, and I could text with my sister...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at June 04, 2025 07:01 PM (TGPs7)

210 I thought punks were supposed to reject authority, yet heres Michael Fanone.

Posted by: hurricane567 at June 04, 2025 07:37 PM (MKElg)

211 @158/Ben Had: "Ok, which Sci Fi show has refreshing the Cafe and getting an Acosta post?"

a) Sliders.
b) Stargate SG-1 with the alternate universes mirror.
c) Star Trek (original series) with the mirror universe (Spock looked better with a beard!)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 04, 2025 08:13 PM (O7YUW)

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