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LOL: Latrine John-Pissoir Says She's Leaving the Democrat Party to Become an "Independent"

So this is a huge pile of bullshit right here.

independentbylatrinejohnpissoir.jpg

She isn't leaving the Democrat Party. They have ejected her. She is now persona non grata because the Democrat/Media Party response to the Biden Dementia Gaslighting Operation is to pretend that all lefties were "fooled" by the lies of Biden insiders.

She has no more ability to grift from the left, so she's going to try a gambit where she poses as an "independent" and attempts to grift from disaffected Democrats.

Also, she has a book about working with Biden coming out, and she has to hint that she's breaking with the Democrats and is ready to Tell All about Biden's dementia in order to sell any books at all. She will not, in fact, Tell All, but she has to sell that lie if she wants to sell any books. No one is going to spend actual money to hear Exciting New Variations of the lies she told from the briefing room podium for free.

Just more lies and grifting from a lying grifter.


Former White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre is no longer a Democrat, according to her upcoming book.

...

In her new book, "Independent: A Look Inside a Broken White House, Outside the Party Lines," will come out Oct. 21.

"Until January 20, I was responsible for speaking on behalf of the President of the United States," Jean-Pierre said in a statement released to news outlets on Wednesday.

"At noon on that day, I became a private citizen who, like all Americans and many of our allies around the world, had to contend with what was to come next for our country. I determined that the danger we face as a country requires freeing ourselves of boxes. We need to be willing to exercise the ability to think creatively and plan strategically."


...

According to a statement from Legacy Lit, Jean-Pierre's book will take readers "through the three weeks that led to Biden's abandoning his bid for a second term and the betrayal by the Democratic Party that led to his decision."

"She presents clear arguments and provocative evidence as an insider about the importance of dismantling the torrent of disinformation and misinformation that has been rampant in recent elections and provides passionate insight for moving forward," the announcement said.

Oh gosh, I was wrong. She's not trying to sell this book to people who want to read the "real story" of Biden's dementia. She's trying to sell this book to the 1% of mentally-ill #Resistance lefties who still think Biden was "sharper than ever" and just "betrayed" by Democrats.

And I guess she'll say, "Speaking as an Independent with no remaining allegiance to the Democrat Party whatsoever, you should totally believe me when I tell you that this version of Biden is the best version of Biden, ever."

That's adorable. That's so Karine.

Too young to collect social security, but too old for OnlyFans-- she's going to have to really work to make this new grift pay her off for the next twenty years.

Bonus: Total Failure and Dum-Dum Ding-a-Ling Kamala Harris mulls 2028 presidential run.


more like a presiDON'T run, amirite


As Kamala Harris weighs a return to California politics or a second presidential bid, Democrats on both coasts are growing impatient, questioning whether the former vice president's ambitions match the moment or the party's mood, Politico reported.

Harris has set a late-summer deadline to decide whether to run for California governor. Still, Democrats in two influential states are already signaling skepticism, and in some cases, fatigue.

At simultaneous Democrat gatherings this weekend in California and South Carolina, Harris' name surfaced repeatedly, though often with a tone of caution rather than enthusiasm. The former vice president, who lost her 2024 presidential bid to President Donald Trump, has yet to clarify her political future. Her deliberation is leaving donors, candidates, and activists in limbo.

This is also a grift. She's not running for anything. She will, however, start an exploratory committee to collect donations intended to be a pay-off for not sincerely running. She hopes to collect enough for retirement.

Posted by: Ace at 02:17 PM




Comments

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1 Howdy!

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 04, 2025 02:17 PM (rbKZ6)

2 The muppet knows how to write?

Posted by: JQ at June 04, 2025 02:18 PM (rdVOm)

3 FIRST YOU FUCKERS

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 04, 2025 02:18 PM (iFTx/)

4 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 04, 2025 02:19 PM (GYt5+)

5 Too small for the hit web-page "Fatties and Grannies", and no confirmed grandchildren.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 04, 2025 02:19 PM (/lPRQ)

6 I'm surprised she'd bother with lies. Stonewalling and simply not answering questions is more her style.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 04, 2025 02:19 PM (hB7mE)

7 ***Just more lies and grifting from a lying grifter.
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Hey, Bitch, a girl's gotta make a buck. Yo.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 04, 2025 02:19 PM (yQMZb)

8 She'll end up settling for a university gig.

Posted by: McLurkerson at June 04, 2025 02:19 PM (oyQ/n)

9 Independents who always agree with one party are not independents.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 02:19 PM (cD1dp)

10 I NOODed...

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 04, 2025 02:20 PM (rbKZ6)

11 How much was the cash "advance" that moppy-pop muff diver got for the "book"? The amount will tell you whether she's still viable in Democrap circles.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 04, 2025 02:20 PM (iFTx/)

12 I bet she's really efficient at cleaning carpet with that Forked Tongue.

Posted by: garrett at June 04, 2025 02:20 PM (hJb7m)

13 A bad liar ......

Posted by: Ciampino - time to destroy at June 04, 2025 02:21 PM (sPQoU)

14 Independents who always agree with one party are not independents.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Somebody should ask to see her "Independent" crd to prove she is really "independent".

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 04, 2025 02:21 PM (/lPRQ)

15 This is also a grift. She's not running for anything. She will, however, start an exploratory committee to collect donations intended to be a pay-off for not sincerely running. She hopes to collect enough for retirement.

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Why would the frontrunner choose to not run?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 02:21 PM (cD1dp)

16 10 I NOODed...
_-_-_
Sure did. I seen it.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 04, 2025 02:21 PM (/MmFf)

17 KJP could probably make a few $, tending bar at a Hamburger Mary's...

Posted by: JQ at June 04, 2025 02:21 PM (rdVOm)

18 "She presents clear arguments and provocative evidence as an insider about the importance of dismantling the torrent of disinformation and misinformation that has been rampant in recent elections and provides passionate insight for moving forward," the announcement said

This sounds suspiciously like the words of a democrat.

Posted by: Piper at June 04, 2025 02:21 PM (p4NUW)

19 I don't really see how "Let me refer you to Jake Tapper's book" can be stretched out to a couple hundred pages.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 04, 2025 02:22 PM (VoAdT)

20 Is Karine stupping Jake?

Posted by: torabora at June 04, 2025 02:22 PM (Pomxp)

21 14 Independents who always agree with one party are not independents.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Somebody should ask to see her "Independent" crd to prove she is really "independent".
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 04, 2025 02:21 PM (/lPRQ)

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False.

People should laugh at her whenever they see her to inform her rudely that she is viewed nonseriously and as a joke.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 02:22 PM (cD1dp)

22 I bet she's really efficient at cleaning carpet with that Forked Tongue.
Posted by: garrett
===

Better to get into all the nooks and crannies.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 04, 2025 02:22 PM (/lPRQ)

23 how do you dismantle a torrent?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 04, 2025 02:22 PM (VoAdT)

24 Perhaps it was enough embarrassment.

Wondering whether anybody was going to take you as a serious professional again.

Since the media is all about throwing WH staff under the bus for the Biden hoax.

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2025 02:22 PM (krQz2)

25 Fake.
Fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake.

Posted by: Just like Elaine Benes' orgasms with Jerry at June 04, 2025 02:22 PM (n9Gmp)

26 added Kamala Harris mulling a 2028 presidential run

more like a presiDONT run, amirite

Posted by: ace at June 04, 2025 02:23 PM (KRtlO)

27 I don't really see how "Let me refer you to Jake Tapper's book" can be stretched out to a couple hundred pages.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 04, 2025 02:22 PM (VoAdT)
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ChatGPT to the rescue!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 04, 2025 02:23 PM (7fElN)

28 "Clear arguments" really aren't in her wheelhouse.

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 04, 2025 02:23 PM (rbKZ6)

29 how do you dismantle a torrent?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 04, 2025 02:22 PM (VoAdT)
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Bit by bit.

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2025 02:23 PM (krQz2)

30 I was just thinking the other day how radio silent she'd been. Should've known: book.

Posted by: Ktgreat at June 04, 2025 02:23 PM (33LJY)

31 That biological clock is ticking.

Posted by: torabora at June 04, 2025 02:23 PM (Pomxp)

32 That's what Washington needs. A true outsider.

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2025 02:23 PM (DH2hG)

33 She is DEI incarnate.

Posted by: 91 IQ but black, gay and female at June 04, 2025 02:24 PM (TbWk/)

34 Fake.
Fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake.
Posted by: Just like Elaine Benes' orgasms with Jerry at June 04, 2025 02:22 PM (n9Gmp)
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+ she is gay.

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2025 02:24 PM (krQz2)

35 32 That's what Washington needs. A true outsider.
Posted by: ... at June 04, 2025 02:23 PM (DH2hG)

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Like Newsom! He's from the other side of the country!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 02:24 PM (cD1dp)

36 Holocaust survivor who supports nonprofit suing Trump over refugee ban surprised that illegal Egyptian migrant would set her on fire

https://is.gd/4wEP1l

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 04, 2025 02:24 PM (WJBLg)

37 Call us.

Posted by: OnlyFans at June 04, 2025 02:24 PM (n9Gmp)

38 >>>Why would the frontrunner choose to not run?

I don't think she is. I also don't think the Democrat Party will run any female candidates for a long time. Remember, they've convinced themselves that Hillary and Kamala were GREAT candidates -- but the public rejected them because we literally hate women.

Posted by: ace at June 04, 2025 02:24 PM (KRtlO)

39 "Too young to collect social security, but too old for OnlyFans"

Not true, Ace. Rachel Dolezal is on OF. She's 47. The moppy-poppy dikey is 50 but looks younger. I'll bet there are lots of 40-somethings on OF.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 04, 2025 02:24 PM (iFTx/)

40 Kamala Harris couldn't mull a fucking cider, she's such a halfwit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 04, 2025 02:24 PM (VoAdT)

41 you have to respect the Grift,

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 04, 2025 02:24 PM (FCrpy)

42 20 Is Karine stupping Jake?
Posted by: torabora
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Pegging

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 04, 2025 02:25 PM (yQMZb)

43 38 >>>Why would the frontrunner choose to not run?

I don't think she is. I also don't think the Democrat Party will run any female candidates for a long time. Remember, they've convinced themselves that Hillary and Kamala were GREAT candidates -- but the public rejected them because we literally hate women.
Posted by: ace at June 04, 2025 02:24 PM (KRtlO)

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She's going to win SC by like 30 points.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 02:25 PM (cD1dp)

44 Didn't I read that she didn't have any personal contact with Biden since the debate? I wonder how much she had before the debate.

I think one game the Dem's are playing is claiming they didn't see a "decline" while he was in office all the while knowing his brain was shot well before he took office.

Posted by: WisRich at June 04, 2025 02:25 PM (G0vdT)

45 Chapter 1: "I am a black lesbian immigrant."
Chapter 2: "Did I mention that I am a black lesbian immigrant? You might have missed that."

Posted by: NR Pax at June 04, 2025 02:25 PM (7xrfc)

46 29 how do you dismantle a torrent?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 04, 2025 02:22 PM (VoAdT)
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Bit by bit.
Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2025 02:23 PM (krQz2)

haaaaaaaa

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 04, 2025 02:25 PM (VoAdT)

47 "Fool me no times, shame on you." -- The Democratic Media

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2025 02:25 PM (krQz2)

48 *Kamala Harris couldn't mull a fucking cider, she's such a halfwit.*

She sux.

Posted by: Jerry Brown at June 04, 2025 02:25 PM (n9Gmp)

49 Let's see what "independent" candidate she attaches herself to. Should be telling.

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2025 02:25 PM (DH2hG)

50 but the public rejected them because we literally hate women.

Posted by: ace at June 04, 2025 02:24 PM (KRtlO)

We hate these women, certainly.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 04, 2025 02:25 PM (i24o9)

51 40 Kamala Harris couldn't mull a fucking cider, she's such a halfwit.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 04, 2025 02:24 PM (VoAdT)

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Nailed it.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 04, 2025 02:26 PM (PMtkd)

52 Kamala should just back to what she does best. IYKWIMAITTYD.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 04, 2025 02:26 PM (y2f7I)

53 >>Holocaust survivor who supports nonprofit suing Trump over refugee ban surprised that illegal Egyptian migrant would set her on fire

https://is.gd/4wEP1l

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 04, 2025 02:24 PM

Life in America is even stupider than I thought.

Posted by: huerfano at June 04, 2025 02:26 PM (n2swS)

54

I will tell the truth about what Kamala's anus tastes like!

Posted by: Latrine Jean at June 04, 2025 02:26 PM (qhlr4)

55 kamala harris will retire to spend more time with her Costco Box Wine

Posted by: ace at June 04, 2025 02:26 PM (KRtlO)

56 50 but the public rejected them because we literally hate women.

Posted by: ace at June 04, 2025 02:24 PM (KRtlO)

We hate these women, certainly.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 04, 2025 02:25 PM (i24o9)

======

Men are leaving the Democrat Party, leaving only crazy women who think the only response to losing men is screeching louder that men suck.

I mean...look at The View.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 02:26 PM (cD1dp)

57 "Too young to collect social security, but too old for OnlyFans"

Not true, Ace. Rachel Dolezal is on OF. She's 47. The moppy-poppy dikey is 50 but looks younger. I'll bet there are lots of 40-somethings on OF.
Posted by: Elric Blade

She may be their first real hand puppet muppet.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 04, 2025 02:26 PM (/lPRQ)

58 Does anyone buy these fucking books?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 04, 2025 02:26 PM (FROTF)

59 "She presents clear arguments and provocative evidence ...dismantling the torrent of disinformation and misinformation that has been rampant in recent elections and provides passionate insight for moving forward," the announcement said.

Clear arguments? Passionate insight? Oh, I get it. This book will be in the Humor section at my bookstore. Good to know!

Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 04, 2025 02:27 PM (k9OZB)

60 Dress up like a taco, Karine. Do it.

Do it for me. Do it for yourself if you won't do it for me.

Come on.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 04, 2025 02:27 PM (VoAdT)

61 60 Dress up like a taco, Karine. Do it.

Do it for me. Do it for yourself if you won't do it for me.

Come on.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 04, 2025 02:27 PM (VoAdT)

=======

I'm not gonna kink shame, but...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 02:27 PM (cD1dp)

62 55 kamala harris will retire to spend more time with her Costco Box Wine
Posted by: ace

Taught her everything she knows.

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at June 04, 2025 02:27 PM (n9Gmp)

63 >>>40 Kamala Harris couldn't mull a fucking cider, she's such a halfwit.

You two idiots couldn't deliver a bottle of milk!

Posted by: John "The Duke" Mardukas at June 04, 2025 02:27 PM (KRtlO)

64 Holocaust survivor who supports nonprofit suing Trump over refugee ban surprised that illegal Egyptian migrant would set her on fire

https://is.gd/4wEP1l
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 04, 2025 02:24 PM (WJBLg)
---
People getting mugged by reality is one of the paths to conservatism.

The extent to which they resist is the extent of how calcified a prog they become.

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2025 02:28 PM (krQz2)

65 Sideshow Bob is writing a book? Hah!!

Posted by: Shoofly the Boxing Mule at June 04, 2025 02:28 PM (ufJfM)

66 Re KJP:
John 8:44

You are of your father the devil, and your will is to do your father’s desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, and does not stand in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks out of his own character, for he is a liar and the father of lies.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not Kill at June 04, 2025 02:28 PM (gxokI)

67 She hopes to collect enough for retirement.

Posted by Ace at 02:17 PM Comments

She's gonna wind up Silicon Valley Boards of Directors, won't she? It checks California's legal boxes and is an easy payoff because she'll do what she's told. Poorly, but she'll do it.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 04, 2025 02:28 PM (pIfcn)

68 "Anything to whore a book." -- Fake Tapper

Posted by: ShainS -- Hunter Biden Wrote And AutoPen-Signed His Own Pardon at June 04, 2025 02:28 PM (vkomf)

69 Bernie Sanders is an “independent”.
It’s a meaningless label.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 04, 2025 02:28 PM (FROTF)

70 She's going to free herself from boxes?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 04, 2025 02:28 PM (63Dwl)

71 Sure, sure, ok.

Independent — like being the spokesperson for a zombie presidency?

I mean, what could possibly have shaken her faith in the party if not just witnessing, but actively participating in, a stolen election and mental vegetable fronted administration?!

#MUHPRINCIPLES!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2025 02:28 PM (Hkcdp)

72 >>>Not true, Ace. Rachel Dolezal is on OF. She's 47. The moppy-poppy dikey is 50 but looks younger. I'll bet there are lots of 40-somethings on OF.
Posted by: Elric Blade

swell.

Posted by: ace at June 04, 2025 02:28 PM (KRtlO)

73 Chris Van Hollen is my choice!

Posted by: Abrego Garcia at June 04, 2025 02:28 PM (qKHx2)

74 if harris really really wanted another shot at the white house, she would spend the next 12 months memorizing realistic answers to every question she could possibly be asked about the state, the country and the world (ms harris, how might the oil boycott of azerbaizian affect cali's efforts to lower the state's carbon foot print?) and learn to control that stupid laugh of hers. then she would need to be a really decent gov of cali for the next six years.

no chance though. no matter how hard she tries, she will never be able to hide the fact that she's a blockhead

Posted by: gnats local 675 at June 04, 2025 02:28 PM (CWTWj)

75 Gov. Katie Hobbs just vetoed a bill that would've prevented communist China from buying land next to military sites in her state 🤔

-
NTTAWWT

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 04, 2025 02:28 PM (WJBLg)

76 =======

She's going to win SC by like 30 points.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 02:25 PM (cD1dp)
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Going to send some money to that fellow who's going to primary Miss Lindsey.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 04, 2025 02:29 PM (yQMZb)

77 58 Does anyone buy these fucking books?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 04, 2025 02:26 PM

It's money laundering.

Posted by: I thought everyone knew that at June 04, 2025 02:29 PM (n9Gmp)

78 >>>John 8:44
You are of your father the devil, and your will is to do your father’s desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, and does not stand in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks out of his own character, for he is a liar and the father of lies.

badass. I might tweet that to Brian Stelter.

Posted by: ace at June 04, 2025 02:29 PM (KRtlO)

79 74 if harris really really wanted another shot at the white house, she would spend the next 12 months memorizing realistic answers to every question she could possibly be asked about the state, the country and the world (ms harris, how might the oil boycott of azerbaizian affect cali's efforts to lower the state's carbon foot print?) and learn to control that stupid laugh of hers. then she would need to be a really decent gov of cali for the next six years.

no chance though. no matter how hard she tries, she will never be able to hide the fact that she's a blockhead
Posted by: gnats local 675 at June 04, 2025 02:28 PM (CWTWj)

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Nah.

She can coast on her name recognition to win the primary and then expect the press to carry her water.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 02:29 PM (cD1dp)

80 Chris Van Hollen is my choice!

Posted by: Abrego Garcia at June 04, 2025 02:28 PM (qKHx2)
---
Runnin' with the Devil....

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2025 02:29 PM (krQz2)

81 She isn't leaving the Democrat Party. They have ejected her. She is now personal non grata
___

It's not personal, it's business.
-Democrat Party

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 04, 2025 02:30 PM (Dv3i1)

82 A look inside a broken white house
----------

A year after it means absolutely nothing, and the Democrats want to blame all the bad things on Biden (and maybe Kamala, jury is out).

So stunning. So brave.

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2025 02:30 PM (DH2hG)

83 Does anyone buy these fucking books?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
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No.
But with e-books they publishing costs and can still claim they sold 20 million copies or whatever it takes to get the royalties Soros (whoever) promised her.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 04, 2025 02:30 PM (/lPRQ)

84 I keep seeing "#WalkAway" videos on Instagram.

I don't know if it's bullshit but I think people are getting even more pissed off about the Dem/Lefty lying, the grift and the "you're dumb, listen to your betters" attitude.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 04, 2025 02:31 PM (PMtkd)

85 but the public rejected them because we literally hate women.
Posted by: ace at June 04, 2025 02:24 PM (KRtlO)

To be fair... I really don't like very many women. And I do not want a woman to be president.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 04, 2025 02:31 PM (2J/Lj)

86 tacos

trump always triumphs over shitheads

Posted by: gnats local 675 at June 04, 2025 02:31 PM (CWTWj)

87 Shorter. KJP: CNN, FOX - call me, I am tan, rested and ready to host a show! Or be a panelist…?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2025 02:31 PM (Hkcdp)

88 Too young to collect social security, but too old for OnlyFans-- she's going to have to really work to make this new grift pay her off for the next twenty years.

---------------

Truck Stops are always looking for a Lot Lizards.

20 Gourdes, same as back home ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Hunter Biden Wrote And AutoPen-Signed His Own Pardon at June 04, 2025 02:31 PM (vkomf)

89 She couldn't include "outside the party lines" in the tile if she didn't pretend she wasn't a Democrat.

Posted by: PG at June 04, 2025 02:32 PM (afPT4)

90 Speaking of tacos the 99 cents tacos at Jack in the box are now $1.50.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 04, 2025 02:32 PM (FROTF)

91 "This is also a grift. [Kumswala's] not running for anything. She will, however, start an exploratory committee to collect donations intended to be a pay-off for not sincerely running."

No, she is running. She won't get anywhere, but she is running. This is a woman who rose up the be VP of the United States with no non-sex skills or talent whatsoever. Everything's been handed to her on a silver platter her entire life. She surely thinks not only that she has a chance at the nomination, but that she could win the general. And, had a few things not broke Trump's way in 2024, she might be Prez today.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 04, 2025 02:32 PM (iFTx/)

92 How did KJP not get a keynote speaking slot at the Jim Acosta astroturf rally? Seems like she would have come off as one of the smarter ones there, which could only help propel her book prospects.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 04, 2025 02:32 PM (5yDGQ)

93 I think it's Persona Au Gratin.




Actually.

Posted by: eleven at June 04, 2025 02:32 PM (0HaGk)

94
Simpson Household: The Truth Inside

By OJ Simpson

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2025 02:32 PM (DH2hG)

95 One of my employees thought I was left of center (mostly because I don't advertise my political views at work and never rose to her previous "feelers" in search of a kindred soul). However, a couple days ago in the break room she said this:

"You know, it's depressing that America is so racist and sexist. We'd have a woman president if people were better."

I weighed a response. I make a strong effort to leave politics at the door because it can be counter productive and cause unnecessary personality conflicts. I thought I pulled it off. I said:

"Harris was not a good candidate. She struggled to but coherent sentences together on simple issues. I'd put any number of people working in this very building above her as more qualified both intellectually, and socially. Yourself included (not really, but that was the olive branch). It wasn't racism of sexism that shot down Kamala Harris. It was reality, and common sense."

She seemed satisfied. But, I think she still thinks I'm a liberal. She said, "We need someone better in four years."

Posted by: Orson at June 04, 2025 02:32 PM (dIske)

96 Yep, same about not wanting a woman president.
Apart from Thatcher, hasn’t worked out too well in Europe…

Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2025 02:32 PM (Hkcdp)

97 91 No, she is running. She won't get anywhere, but she is running. This is a woman who rose up the be VP of the United States with no non-sex skills or talent whatsoever. Everything's been handed to her on a silver platter her entire life. She surely thinks not only that she has a chance at the nomination, but that she could win the general. And, had a few things not broke Trump's way in 2024, she might be Prez today.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 04, 2025 02:32 PM (iFTx/)

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You know what feeds this even more?

The assertions from Biden's own pollsters that she did a lot better than Biden would have. According to Biden's pollsters, Biden would have lost 400 electoral votes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 02:33 PM (cD1dp)

98 Now that KJP got her big advance she can stay home with her cats and large collection of dildos.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 04, 2025 02:33 PM (6L8Ax)

99 And, had a few things not broke Trump's way in 2024, she might be Prez today.

Posted by: Elric Blade


Just say it: If he hadn't decided to read a particular chart out of order one day, she'd be President now.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at June 04, 2025 02:33 PM (OUMaO)

100 Nah.

She can coast on her name recognition to win the primary and then expect the press to carry her water.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 02:29 PM (cD1dp)

That was her plan last time, too, but everyone who was supposed to carry her water just phoned it in.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 04, 2025 02:33 PM (VoAdT)

101 Not true, Ace. Rachel Dolezal is on OF. She's 47. The moppy-poppy dikey is 50 but looks younger. I'll bet there are lots of 40-somethings on OF.
Posted by: Elric Blade

swell.
Posted by: ace at June 04, 2025 02:28 PM (KRtlO)
__________

"I'm calling my lawyer"

-- Dirty Harry

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 04, 2025 02:34 PM (iFTx/)

102 She's trying to sell this book to the 1% of mentally-ill #Resistance lefties who still think Biden was "sharper than ever" and just "betrayed" by Democrats.

I actually know some of that 1%

it's trippy

Posted by: kallisto at June 04, 2025 02:34 PM (dCxaZ)

103 anyway easier to get a gig at cnn or msnbc if you can claim you're an independent. be nice if she got a gig like that, more material for gutfeld

Posted by: gnats local 675 at June 04, 2025 02:34 PM (CWTWj)

104 Is she finally pcircling back to something?

Posted by: Reforger at June 04, 2025 02:34 PM (xcIvR)

105 She has infamously defined herself as someone who will say anything, unconvincingly, for money. Why should anyone in their right mind care what she has to say?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 04, 2025 02:34 PM (5BUO5)

106 >>She can coast on her name recognition to win the primary and then expect the press to carry her water.

Which press would that be? It has about as much influence these days as The View.

Who is going to give Harris money? She torched $1 billion in 6 weeks and got absolutely clobered and she hasn't gotten any smarter.

I would be a bit surprised to see Shapiro make a strong run. Imporant swing state, can sound somewhat sane and intelligent when needed and the Democrats are going to be desperate to at least appear to be coming back toward the mainstream. Going further left is not a winning strategy for them and some of the less dim bulbs in that party are starting to realize it.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 04, 2025 02:34 PM (viF8m)

107 98 Now that KJP got her big advance she can stay home with her cats and large collection of dildos.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 04, 2025 02:33 PM (6L8Ax)

Why the hell would the press corps still be following her around?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 04, 2025 02:34 PM (VoAdT)

108 >>>"I'm calling my lawyer"
-- Dirty Harry

well isn't that fancy?

Posted by: ace at June 04, 2025 02:34 PM (KRtlO)

109 Kamala for California Governor:

"Let's Get This Over With"

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 04, 2025 02:35 PM (F3D0p)

110 106 I would be a bit surprised to see Shapiro make a strong run. Imporant swing state, can sound somewhat sane and intelligent when needed and the Democrats are going to be desperate to at least appear to be coming back toward the mainstream. Going further left is not a winning strategy for them and some of the less dim bulbs in that party are starting to realize it.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 04, 2025 02:34 PM (viF8m)

=======

Shapiro, the short Jewish man who worked for the IDF, is going to get 12th in South Carolina.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 02:35 PM (cD1dp)

111 no wait he didn't say fancy.

He said something like "stylish." When the brass told him he would be partnered with a rookie female cop to appease the feminists.

Posted by: ace at June 04, 2025 02:35 PM (KRtlO)

112 "She presents clear arguments and provocative evidence as an insider about the importance of dismantling the torrent of disinformation and misinformation that has been rampant in recent elections and provides passionate insight for moving forward," the announcement said

This sounds suspiciously like the words of a democrat.
Posted by: Piper at June 04, 2025 02:21 PM (p4NUW)

"passionate insight" - reviewer should be fired just for that. Best case its a lame defense of the status quo.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 02:35 PM (8avO+)

113 Does anyone buy these books?


Yeah, you and I do - check your local public library inventory. Probably also some in public school libraries.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2025 02:35 PM (Hkcdp)

114 Over/under on books sold by KJP: 3000.

Any takers?

Posted by: dantesed at June 04, 2025 02:36 PM (Oy/m2)

115 Who is going to give Harris money? She torched $1 billion in 6 weeks and got absolutely clobered and she hasn't gotten any smarter.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 04, 2025 02:34 PM (viF8m)
---
Luckily the Democrats think reality is racist and plug their ears.

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2025 02:36 PM (krQz2)

116 Gov. Katie Hobbs just vetoed a bill that would've prevented communist China from buying land next to military sites in her state 🤔

-
NTTAWWT
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
===

Everybody knows the Chinese have the best pawn shops, tatto parlors, use car dealers, AND juice bars!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 04, 2025 02:36 PM (/lPRQ)

117 Life in America Boulderis even stupider than I thought.
Posted by: huerfano at June 04, 2025 02:26 PM (n2swS)


FIFM

Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at June 04, 2025 02:36 PM (rF2iL)

118 Book deals are the Democrats' participation trophies.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 04, 2025 02:36 PM (od0dV)

119 Nah.

She can coast on her name recognition to win the primary and then expect the press to carry her water.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 02:29 PM (cD1dp)

Did you see the 'press' conference Biden had after his cancer diagnosis? After all the 'revelations' in these tell-all books by Tapper et al, the press is still treating Biden with kid gloves. He even goes in thisclose to a reporterette, and she doesn't even flinch or recoil in horror. They still love him.

https://is.gd/Zk9AtY

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 04, 2025 02:36 PM (EgCB/)

120 Poor Karine! Everybody 'hates'* her!

I'm sure she's gonna cry all the way to the bank.

In three years nobody will remember who she was.

*strongly dislikes/disapproves of

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at June 04, 2025 02:36 PM (QGaXH)

121 Does anyone buy these books?


Yeah, you and I do - check your local public library inventory. Probably also some in public school libraries.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2025 02:35 PM (Hkcdp)
---
Bingo.

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2025 02:36 PM (krQz2)

122 Hey, I'm an independent too.

Posted by: George Stephanalupagus at June 04, 2025 02:36 PM (9OGAK)

123 I NOODed...
_-_-_
Sure did. I seen it.
Posted by: Don in SoCo


Don't look, Ethel!

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 04, 2025 02:36 PM (hB7mE)

124 If Cuomo wins the Mayoral election in NYC, I would not be surprised to see him declare himself "Rehabilitated" and run for Prez in 2028. He always wanted to.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 04, 2025 02:37 PM (uWKK8)

125 and pretty much every public library in the country will buy at least one copy. a lot of schools, too. maybe hillary and moochelle will give it a glowing review.

Posted by: gnats local 675 at June 04, 2025 02:37 PM (CWTWj)

126 >>>Yeah, you and I do - check your local public library inventory. Probably also some in public school libraries.

yup, such a huge scam

libraries have to be purged of all their leftwing activist communist groomer employees, seriously.

Posted by: ace at June 04, 2025 02:37 PM (KRtlO)

127 She isn't leaving the Democrat Party. They have ejected her. She is now personal non grata
___

It's not personal, it's business.
-Democrat Party

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 04, 2025 02:30 PM (Dv3i1)

------------------

"Leave the dung ...
Take the unholy."

Posted by: ShainS -- Hunter Biden Wrote And AutoPen-Signed His Own Pardon at June 04, 2025 02:37 PM (vkomf)

128 no wait he didn't say fancy.

He said something like "stylish." When the brass told him he would be partnered with a rookie female cop to appease the feminists.
Posted by: ace at June 04, 2025 02:35 PM (KRtlO)

That's where I must have picked up the "contemptable stylish" word use from.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 02:37 PM (8avO+)

129 No, she is running. She won't get anywhere, but she is running. This is a woman who rose up the be VP of the United States with no non-sex skills or talent whatsoever. Everything's been handed to her on a silver platter her entire life. She surely thinks not only that she has a chance at the nomination, but that she could win the general. And, had a few things not broke Trump's way in 2024, she might be Prez today.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 04, 2025 02:32 PM (iFTx/)

=======

You know what feeds this even more?

The assertions from Biden's own pollsters that she did a lot better than Biden would have. According to Biden's pollsters, Biden would have lost 400 electoral votes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 02:33 PM (cD1dp)
______

What state would Biden have lost that she won? I'm not seeing any. But otherwise, yes: she's getting a lot of smoke blown up her ass encouraging her to run. If she runs, there's a lot of money to be made by her army of consultants, remoras, hangers-on, and Lume salesman.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 04, 2025 02:37 PM (iFTx/)

130 I would think lack of talent in any area, other than applying her makeup and curling her hair would limit her options "in the Democrat Party."

Oh, and I suppose, licking poon.

That seems to be the limit of her skillset. It's pretty sad, I guess, that you can't even get one of those dying networks to give you a job.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 04, 2025 02:37 PM (dGCAG)

131 Given the antisemitism of the Dems there is no way Shapiro or Pritzker will be the nominee. Reality sucks Dems

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 04, 2025 02:37 PM (6L8Ax)

132 I determined that the danger we face as a country requires freeing ourselves of boxes.

As a black lesbian, I feel very strongly that we must free ourselves from the boxes which have prevented us from glorifying black lesbians to the extent they deserve. -- KJP

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 04, 2025 02:38 PM (ExV1e)

133 KJP was another misfit that was proudly introduced by the Biden Administration handlers. She was an effing embarrasment as were the rest in the clown show.

A luggage-stealing cross-dressing freak who controlled our nuclear waste?

A fat, ugly tranny running the health system.

A lesbian spokesman who couldn't put an intelligent thought together.

A hooker looking first lady.

A dementia patient President.

A drunk Vice President who has zero skills.

WTF?

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 04, 2025 02:38 PM (PMtkd)

134 Did you see the 'press' conference Biden had after his cancer diagnosis? After all the 'revelations' in these tell-all books by Tapper et al, the press is still treating Biden with kid gloves. He even goes in thisclose to a reporterette, and she doesn't even flinch or recoil in horror. They still love him.

https://is.gd/Zk9AtY
Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 04, 2025 02:36 PM (EgCB/)

until the new "Leader" is crowned, tread carefully.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 02:38 PM (8avO+)

135 We're independent too!

Posted by: Katie Couric, Dan Rather, and every other former newscaster at June 04, 2025 02:39 PM (9OGAK)

136 114 Over/under on books sold by KJP: 3000.

Any takers?
Posted by: dantesed at June 04, 2025 02:36 PM (Oy/m2)

Tapper's book Original Sin sold 54K copies in its first week. That's after wall-to-wall publicity for weeks before and after its release.

I'm not taking that Over/Under for KJP's book.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 04, 2025 02:39 PM (EgCB/)

137
Who would hire KJP after watching her suck at her job for years? I don't think the DNC money machine that usually takes car of these types would pony up to pay her a salary.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 04, 2025 02:39 PM (IifOV)

138 Shapiro, the short Jewish man who worked for the IDF, is going to get 12th in South Carolina.
___

If somehow he does gain traction, there's a good chance a candidate will bring up that Shapiro signed off on the suicide conclusion for the young woman that was married into a family that contributed heavily to Shapiro and somehow managed to stab herself in the back multiple times.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 04, 2025 02:39 PM (Dv3i1)

139 67- She's gonna wind up Silicon Valley Boards of Directors, won't she? It checks California's legal boxes and is an easy payoff because she'll do what she's told. Poorly, but she'll do it.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 04, 2025 02:28 PM

I would have thought so a year or so ago but not with the way the ESG/DEI tide is turning. The Gay Pride parade in SF lost most of its corporate sponsorships this year.

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 04, 2025 02:39 PM (rbKZ6)

140 Book deals are the Democrats' participation trophies money laundering.
Posted by: Eeyore at June 04, 2025 02:36 PM


FIFY.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 04, 2025 02:39 PM (dPfyF)

141 Is Angus King an independant or just a sandwich?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 04, 2025 02:39 PM (63Dwl)

142 These are the kinds of books I see at my favorite used bookstore, with pristine covers and bindings, that just sit there for months and months…

She should have waited until the fall to scoop up some holiday gift sales .

Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2025 02:40 PM (Hkcdp)

143 Please, let’s have Harris run again, maybe even win the nom. It would be like Adlai Stevenson! Go for it, Kamala! The wheels on the bus go round and round, and so can you!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 04, 2025 02:40 PM (5BUO5)

144 129 What state would Biden have lost that she won? I'm not seeing any. But otherwise, yes: she's getting a lot of smoke blown up her ass encouraging her to run. If she runs, there's a lot of money to be made by her army of consultants, remoras, hangers-on, and Lume salesman.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 04, 2025 02:37 PM (iFTx/)

=======

She is surrounded by people who have self-interest in keeping her going, and that doesn't even touch on her own opinions. She's part of a machine that will keep moving forward as long as she doesn't rebel.

And that machine is hungry.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 02:40 PM (cD1dp)

145 KJP might be a candidate for the WNBA. Can't be any worse then than there present black lesbians

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 04, 2025 02:40 PM (6L8Ax)

146 Good. She can get a job cleaning condos or maybe fetching coffee at Starchucks, not that anyone cares what happens to her dumb ass.

Just another victim of affirmative action.

Posted by: Good Riddance To Garbage at June 04, 2025 02:40 PM (wh+qF)

147 Who would hire KJP after watching her suck at her job for years? I don't think the DNC money machine that usually takes car of these types would pony up to pay her a salary.
Posted by: Frank Barone at June 04, 2025 02:39 PM (IifOV)

Her job was to make sounds with her face until the press corps left the room, while carefully avoiding saying anything about anything.

She performed flawlessly.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 04, 2025 02:40 PM (VoAdT)

148 Roseanne Barr, 72, Narrowly Escapes Death in Texas as Tractor Falls on Her

-
Roseanne never did anything narrowly.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 04, 2025 02:40 PM (WJBLg)

149 Now that she is an independent, I can't wait for her to go have dinner at the Red Hen restaurant. If they threw out Press Secretary Huckabee, I'm sure they will throw out Independent Press Secretary KJP.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 04, 2025 02:41 PM (W/lyH)

150 Damn... I'm a registered Independent.. Do I have to change my registration now ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 04, 2025 02:41 PM (VE6XX)

151 138 Shapiro, the short Jewish man who worked for the IDF, is going to get 12th in South Carolina.
___

If somehow he does gain traction, there's a good chance a candidate will bring up that Shapiro signed off on the suicide conclusion for the young woman that was married into a family that contributed heavily to Shapiro and somehow managed to stab herself in the back multiple times.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 04, 2025 02:39 PM (Dv3i1)

======

The path through the nomination is the black, female Democrat primary electorate of South Carolina.

Shaprio is the candidate of people who are not going to vote in the SC primary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 02:41 PM (cD1dp)

152 However, if KJP is their limited hang-out, then probably no Dem-affiliated organizations will by her book.

Probably the only press it will get is to the extent that the press can use it to show that the "conspiracy theorists" were all wet. (Because Karinge said something different from what they believed.)

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2025 02:41 PM (krQz2)

153 KJP was another misfit that was proudly introduced by the Biden Administration handlers. She was an effing embarrasment as were the rest in the clown show.

A luggage-stealing cross-dressing freak who controlled our nuclear waste?

A fat, ugly tranny running the health system.

A lesbian spokesman who couldn't put an intelligent thought together.

A hooker looking first lady.

A dementia patient President.

A drunk Vice President who has zero skills.

WTF?
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 04, 2025 02:38 PM (PMtkd)

She served Biden's needs perfectly. Had the rainbow status to be unassailable, too dumb to retain any info that might be revealed by accident, and to care being used as a Raggedy Ann doll. A perfect choice.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 02:41 PM (8avO+)

154 We're independent too!
Posted by: Katie Couric, Dan Rather, and every other former newscaster at June 04, 2025 02:39 PM (9OGAK)

Just like us!

Posted by: The Judiciary at June 04, 2025 02:41 PM (DH2hG)

155 He even goes in thisclose to a reporterette, and she doesn't even flinch or recoil in horror.
___

My sincere apologies to that reporter. I thought she was twelve! No lie!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 04, 2025 02:41 PM (Dv3i1)

156 A drunk Vice President who has zero skills.

WTF?
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 04, 2025 02:38 PM


I wouldn't say zero skills...

Posted by: Zombie Willie Brown at June 04, 2025 02:41 PM (dPfyF)

157 Is Angus King an independent or just a sandwich?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

He's not a meal, that's for sure.

Posted by: Candidus at June 04, 2025 02:41 PM (9OGAK)

158 There’s this meme out there that Trump won some massive landslide. It was a fairly close race with 1-2% wins in several toss up states. Kumswala would have that base of support built in for 2028 then it’s a matter of switching over that 1-2%. It’s not out of the realm of possibility.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 04, 2025 02:41 PM (FROTF)

159 We have ruled out Hillary, right?

She's 77, so I think she's out of the game.

Makes me smile.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 04, 2025 02:42 PM (PMtkd)

160 from the upstairs thread:

Yes. And those people were fired, and they almost lost custody of their children and possession of their homes.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at June 04, 2025 01:38 PM (oSeBJ)


WN, if you are one of these honorable men, or know anyone who suffered this fate, I hope you can apply for some kind of restitution from the Trump admin or maybe even get your job back.
This administration has been re-employing and re-installing leading lights who were cancelled, bullied, and harassed during the Dark Bidet Regime.

Posted by: kallisto at June 04, 2025 02:42 PM (dCxaZ)

161 I'm kind of indifferent to KJP. She did her job as well as anyone could expect, all things considered.

The gal is a lightweight with less personality and brains than an amoeba..that she was a press secretary is so far above her abilities says a lot about the administration willing to hire her for the job.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 04, 2025 02:42 PM (tT6L1)

162 Roseanne Barr, 72, Narrowly Escapes Death in Texas as Tractor Falls on Her
--------

Always said she was intractable.

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2025 02:42 PM (DH2hG)

163 Where does the just recent White House spokesman get the gumption to claim that she is "outside of party lines"?!

I mean, WTLF?

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2025 02:43 PM (krQz2)

164 159 We have ruled out Hillary, right?

She's 77, so I think she's out of the game.

Makes me smile.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 04, 2025 02:42 PM (PMtkd)

=======

I have no idea why she didn't run in 2020. Literally no idea.

The Clinton Foundation was dying for funds.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 02:43 PM (cD1dp)

165 >>This is also a grift.

Gosh Ace, you make it sound like politics is nothing but grifts.

Posted by: FDR - no longer lamest at June 04, 2025 02:43 PM (IiUel)

166 Roseanne Barr, 72, Narrowly Escapes Death in Texas as Tractor Falls on Her

-
Roseanne never did anything narrowly.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 04, 2025 02:40 PM (WJBLg)

Be nice!

It's been said, who woulda thunk, looking back to the 80s, that in 2025, Rosanne would be substantially better looking than Madonna.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 04, 2025 02:43 PM (dGCAG)

167 >>>. Kumswala would have that base of support built in for 2028 then it’s a matter of switching over that 1-2%. It’s not out of the realm of possibility.

but why would they switch? She's a literal moron and an alcoholic and she's running on a toxically unpopular platform which she has absolutely zero skill to persuade people to embrace.

Posted by: ace at June 04, 2025 02:43 PM (KRtlO)

168 156 A drunk Vice President who has zero skills.

WTF?
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 04, 2025 02:38 PM

I wouldn't say zero skills...
Posted by: Zombie Willie Brown at June 04, 2025 02:41 PM (dPfyF)

Willie is still alive. 91 years old.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 04, 2025 02:43 PM (EgCB/)

169 >>>Roseanne never did anything narrowly.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

(nods)

Posted by: Victor Davis Hanson at June 04, 2025 02:44 PM (KRtlO)

170 She is surrounded by people who have self-interest in keeping her going, and that doesn't even touch on her own opinions. She's part of a machine that will keep moving forward as long as she doesn't rebel.

And that machine is hungry.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 02:40 PM (cD1dp)

The interesting thing about this exploration for 28 is it might mean she's being shunted out of the chase for the next CA governor. A driven talented person might do both, but this is Kamala. Then once that is settled they can cut off the funds entirely.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 02:44 PM (8avO+)

171
I am sure that Independonts will be thrilled to welcome this
Historic! Triple! First! into their ranks

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 04, 2025 02:44 PM (xG4kz)

172 Posted by: Zombie Willie Brown at June 04, 2025 02:41 PM (dPfyF)

Willie is still alive. 91 years old.
____

Big Willie or Little Willie?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 04, 2025 02:45 PM (Dv3i1)

173 Life in America is even stupider than I thought.
Posted by: huerfano at June 04, 2025 02:26 PM (n2swS)


It helps to remind yourself that Democrats have almost zero awareness of reality.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 04, 2025 02:45 PM (ExV1e)

174 It's going to be Booty. Democrat voters don't choose their nominee.

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2025 02:45 PM (DH2hG)

175 Grifters gotta grift.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at June 04, 2025 02:45 PM (sv9hv)

176 If Cuomo wins the Mayoral election in NYC, I would not be surprised to see him declare himself "Rehabilitated" and run for Prez in 2028. He always wanted to.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 04, 2025 02:37 PM (uWKK

----------------

Fredo the Elder is the Gruesome Newscum of Mario Cuomos.

Posted by: ShainS -- Hunter Biden Wrote And AutoPen-Signed His Own Pardon at June 04, 2025 02:45 PM (vkomf)

177 As a black lesbian, I feel very strongly that we must free ourselves from the boxes which have prevented us from glorifying black lesbians to the extent they deserve. -- KJP

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 04, 2025 02:38 PM (ExV1e)
---
Although she is quite fond of boxes...

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2025 02:45 PM (krQz2)

178 167 but why would they switch? She's a literal moron and an alcoholic and she's running on a toxically unpopular platform which she has absolutely zero skill to persuade people to embrace.
Posted by: ace at June 04, 2025 02:43 PM (KRtlO)

======

Because the party hasn't tried to win national elections by appealing to the electorate since 2008. After 2010, the DNC applied Chicago style fortification nationwide to ensure victory forever. They underestimated the situation in 2016 and came roaring back in 2020 by...shutting down the economy of the Western World.

The DNC is populated by people who have never had to win a presidential election by appealing to actual voters.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 02:45 PM (cD1dp)

179 She's 77, so I think she's out of the game.

Makes me smile.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 04, 2025 02:42 PM


And she'll spend the rest of her miserable life knowing that she sold her soul to become president, but lost that last grasp at the brass ring to Donald Effin' Trump.

How marvelous.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 04, 2025 02:45 PM (dPfyF)

180 163 Where does the just recent White House spokesman get the gumption to claim that she is "outside of party lines"?!

it's the New Hotness

lol

Posted by: kallisto at June 04, 2025 02:46 PM (dCxaZ)

181 174 It's going to be Booty. Democrat voters don't choose their nominee.
____

Is Barak narcissistic enough to stomp on Booty's historic 1st gay acheivement by finally coming out of the closet?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 04, 2025 02:46 PM (Dv3i1)

182 Roseanne Barr, 72, Narrowly Escapes Death in Texas as Tractor Falls on Her


I'm flattered.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at June 04, 2025 02:47 PM (F3D0p)

183
Somewhere on Kamala's hard drive is a document with keywords RACISM MISOGYNY "DECISION NOT TO RUN" BLAME and she's going to dump them into ChatGPT and release them once she's collected enough money and come thaaat close to the filing deadline.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 04, 2025 02:47 PM (8q3QY)

184 KJP could star in an "Annie " revival.

Posted by: mr tmz at June 04, 2025 02:47 PM (rJ48h)

185 oh look, that thing i posted at 86 doesn't make sense.

Posted by: gnats local 675 at June 04, 2025 02:47 PM (CWTWj)

186 *A luggage-stealing cross-dressing freak who controlled our nuclear waste?

A fat, ugly tranny running the health system.

A lesbian spokesman who couldn't put an intelligent thought together.

A hooker looking first lady.

A dementia patient President.

A drunk Vice President who has zero skills.*

What about me?

Posted by: Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin at June 04, 2025 02:47 PM (n9Gmp)

187 No, she is running. She won't get anywhere, but she is running. This is a woman who rose up the be VP of the United States with no non-sex skills or talent whatsoever. Everything's been handed to her on a silver platter her entire life. She surely thinks not only that she has a chance at the nomination, but that she could win the general. And, had a few things not broke Trump's way in 2024, she might be Prez today.
Posted by: Elric Blade
===

Everyone knows she got to the level of VP just by sucking dick most of her life but it's virtually a capital offenses to even think it is being done at lower levels.

Realistically, of all the people trying to get to be VP or president, what are the odds they were the only one who got there by sucking dick? Maybe 1 in 350,000,000 if you assume everyone in the country wants the job bad enough to work for it.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 04, 2025 02:47 PM (/lPRQ)

188 170 The interesting thing about this exploration for 28 is it might mean she's being shunted out of the chase for the next CA governor. A driven talented person might do both, but this is Kamala. Then once that is settled they can cut off the funds entirely.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 02:44 PM (8avO+)

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If she ran and won the CA election, she could pivot it to a presidential run two years later. No one would care if she had promised to stay in the governor's mansion for 4 years because politics is stupid and everyone lies.

However, if she lost...

I think she'll stay out of the CA race and aim for the presidential election. Even if she loses the presidential primary, she'll raise more money to launder.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 02:47 PM (cD1dp)

189 Willie is still alive. 91 years old.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 04, 2025 02:43 PM


Well, shit. Like Kamala, I blew that joke.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 04, 2025 02:47 PM (dPfyF)

190
KJP might be a candidate for the WNBA. Can't be any worse then than there present black lesbians

Posted by: Smell the Glove


She can become Little Brick Barbie alongside Brick Barbie!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 04, 2025 02:47 PM (xG4kz)

191 Men are leaving the Democrat Party, leaving only crazy women who think the only response to losing men is screeching louder that men suck.

Not true. The Democrats have a very large woman who is telling everyone that men are wonderful and overwhelmingly support every Democrat position but voted Trump because... well, I haven't seen the answer to that yet but, apparently, all the frat guys she's banged are very pro-abortion.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 04, 2025 02:47 PM (ExV1e)

192 How marvelous.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 04, 2025 02:45 PM (dPfyF)
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You killed my father. Prepare to die!

Posted by: Inigo Montoya at June 04, 2025 02:47 PM (tT6L1)

193
but why would they switch? She's a literal moron and an alcoholic and she's running on a toxically unpopular platform which she has absolutely zero skill to persuade people to embrace.
Posted by: ace at June 04, 2025 02:43 PM (KRtlO)


A lot of people vote based on stupid random shit. Depends also who will run for the gop. Vance may run that 1-2% thr wrong way. He may say something dumb. The economy may be shitty which is a built in advantage for any Dem.

Ton of factors out there. I’m just saying people
Act as if 2024 was like 1984 when in fact it was
a squeaker of a race and they’re discounting 2028 way too much.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 04, 2025 02:47 PM (FROTF)

194 We have ruled out Hillary, right?

She's 77, so I think she's out of the game.

Makes me smile.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 04, 2025 02:42 PM (PMtkd)

So far she has only staggered out in public to emit a howler to amuse those that hate her and ducks away from the blowback. That cadre of the party seems to be dying off rapidly.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 02:47 PM (8avO+)

195 KJP could star in an "Annie " revival.
Posted by: mr tmz at June 04, 2025 02:47 PM (rJ48h)

Live action Simpsons.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 04, 2025 02:47 PM (dGCAG)

196 KJP was another misfit that was proudly introduced by the Biden Administration handlers. She was an effing embarrasment as were the rest in the clown show.

A luggage-stealing cross-dressing freak who controlled our nuclear waste?

A fat, ugly tranny running the health system.

A lesbian spokesman who couldn't put an intelligent thought together.

A hooker looking first lady.

A dementia patient President.

A drunk Vice President who has zero skills.

WTF?
Posted by: Seems Legit

A fruit salad?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 04, 2025 02:48 PM (WJBLg)

197 It's going to be Booty.
---
They're bringing booty back.

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2025 02:48 PM (krQz2)

198 Talk about incompetent, Buttigieg is another clown.

Only stupid white women and the alphabet freaks will vote for him.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 04, 2025 02:48 PM (PMtkd)

199 libraries have to be purged of all their leftwing activist communist groomer employees, seriously.
Posted by: ace


Going to be hard when every single municipal/state government believes you have to hire someone with a 'library science' degree, a group which is only slightly to the left of Stalin.

Credentialism needs to be broken first, starting with teaching credentials.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at June 04, 2025 02:48 PM (mlg/3)

200 the book is coming out oct 21 and they already have a cover? maybe it's one of those blank page books

jean karine can say moo
can you?

Posted by: gnats local 675 at June 04, 2025 02:48 PM (CWTWj)

201 Cool factoid: The guy who shot the perverted faggot Harvey Milk and sent him to hell also planned to kill Willie Brown that day. If only.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 04, 2025 02:48 PM (iFTx/)

202
What about me?
Posted by: Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin at June 04, 2025 02:47 PM (n9Gmp)
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Cosplaying Darth Vader didn't win you any points.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 04, 2025 02:48 PM (tT6L1)

203 174 It's going to be Booty. Democrat voters don't choose their nominee.
Posted by: ... at June 04, 2025 02:45 PM (DH2hG)

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They tried to force him in 2020.

He won the Iowa primary.

The problem is that South Carolina is actually fairly honest in its running of elections. And no one takes Iowa seriously because it's a joke, and the primary calendar makes South Carolina the first place where people actually get a real voice. Also, they pushed SC up so it is actually first in 2028.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 02:48 PM (cD1dp)

204 It's kind of funny. You could probably make a whole show out of it. She gets the job. She knows essentially what the job is: get a briefing, have a gaggle of dildos shout questions at you, answer the questions in a way that makes your boss look good. Easy.

So she gets her briefing, which is literally useless to her because it doesn't say anything about anything. She goes to her boss, who is a foul smelling decrepit fossil who just yells weirdly old fashioned racist insults at her. Last time she tries that. She goes to her boss's underlings to get something more useful. They hand over exact copies of the dreck she already got. One of them has the first chapter of a guy's screenplay tucked into it marked "Call Me".

Well, screw it, then. Off to the podium. If it sounds money-ey, say they have to ask SecTreas. If it sounds splodey, say they have to ask SecDef. If you have no idea what the hell they're even talking about, either say "We Have No Knowledge", or just call them racist. Fuck it. The day ain't that long.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 04, 2025 02:48 PM (VoAdT)

205 Western Lensman
@WesternLensman

KJP: I am writing a book to protect Democracy in an era of disinformation.

Also KJP: Those real Biden videos you’re seeing are actually cheap fakes.

https://tinyurl.com/4ywz6zz3

Posted by: redridinghood at June 04, 2025 02:49 PM (NpAcC)

206 KJP could star in an "Annie " revival.
Posted by: mr tmz at June 04, 2025 02:47 PM (rJ48h)
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The sun will come out
'Cause racism....

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2025 02:49 PM (krQz2)

207 It's going to be Booty. Democrat voters don't choose their nominee.

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2025 02:45 PM (DH2hG)

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And Comrade Bernie Sandernista's net worth will quadruple ... again.

Worst Commie Evah!

Posted by: ShainS -- Hunter Biden Wrote And AutoPen-Signed His Own Pardon at June 04, 2025 02:49 PM (ZM3l8)

208 Does anyone buy these books?

Yeah, you and I do - check your local public library inventory. Probably also some in public school libraries.
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Academic libraries usually have "popular" reading collections, so they'll buy it too.

100 quatloos says KJP will be a featured speaker at the winter ALA conference.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 04, 2025 02:49 PM (Szews)

209 He said something like "stylish." When the brass told him he would be partnered with a rookie female cop to appease the feminists.
Posted by: ace at June 04, 2025 02:35 PM (KRtlO)

That's where I must have picked up the "contemptable stylish" word use from.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 02:37 PM (8avO+)

Just checked. He said "stylish" in response to interviewing candidates. He said "oh shit," when he discovered he is being partnered with Moore.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 04, 2025 02:49 PM (i24o9)

210 and i wonder how the white house was broken. did someone clog the toilet?

Posted by: gnats local 675 at June 04, 2025 02:49 PM (CWTWj)

211 I wouldn't say zero skills...
Posted by: Zombie Willie Brown at June 04, 2025 02:41 PM (dPfyF)

Willie is still alive. 91 years old.
Posted by: Darrell Harris

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That was little Willie speaking.
Sadly, mort.

Posted by: Big Willie Brown at June 04, 2025 02:49 PM (IiUel)

212 207 And Comrade Bernie Sandernista's net worth will quadruple ... again.

Worst Commie Evah!
Posted by: ShainS -- Hunter Biden Wrote And AutoPen-Signed His Own Pardon at June 04, 2025 02:49 PM (ZM3l

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Bernie won't run. He's doing events with AOC because she's going to be the Bernie of 2028.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 02:50 PM (cD1dp)

213 Ton of factors out there. I’m just saying people
Act as if 2024 was like 1984 when in fact it was
a squeaker of a race and they’re discounting 2028 way too much.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 04, 2025 02:47 PM (FROTF)

Tulsi Gabbard vivisected her in about 2 minutes and she was out before Iowa and could not carry her own state primary. If the Dems want to parade her through the primaries with their 15 percent approval rating let them.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 02:50 PM (8avO+)

214 She should start her own party. The InDependsents.

Posted by: ba-dum-tsss at June 04, 2025 02:50 PM (BI5O2)

215 On women's quotas.

https://youtu.be/9rcIJIWqYmo

On finding out his new partner.

https://youtu.be/RlAYc3XzKLA

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 04, 2025 02:50 PM (i24o9)

216 the book is coming out oct 21 and they already have a cover? maybe it's one of those blank page books

jean karine can say moo
can you?
Posted by: gnats local 675 at June 04, 2025 02:48 PM (CWTWj)
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Nowadays you can have AI generate a cover like that in a few seconds.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 04, 2025 02:50 PM (7fElN)

217 Bernie won't run. He's doing events with AOC because she's going to be the Bernie of 2028.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 02:50 PM (cD1dp)
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She's playing Luke to his Yoda?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 04, 2025 02:50 PM (tT6L1)

218 Bernie won't run. He's doing events with AOC because she's going to be the Bernie of 2028.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 02:50 PM (cD1dp)

He just wants another house as a payoff. He sold his soul if he had one long ago.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 02:51 PM (8avO+)

219 213 Tulsi Gabbard vivisected her in about 2 minutes and she was out before Iowa and could not carry her own state primary. If the Dems want to parade her through the primaries with their 15 percent approval rating let them.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 02:50 PM (8avO+)

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It should be remembered that Biden had kept dropping out of presidential primaries because he was a joke until 2020 when...his name recognition won him the whole thing.

Name recognition is...really important in presidential politics.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 02:51 PM (cD1dp)

220
*A luggage-stealing cross-dressing freak who controlled our nuclear waste?
A fat, ugly tranny running the health system.
A lesbian spokesman who couldn't put an intelligent thought together.
A hooker looking first lady.
A dementia patient President.
A drunk Vice President who has zero skills.*

What about me?

Posted by: Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin


* shoves Lloyd the Conehead aside *

Outta the way for the first nursing male Cabinet secretary!

Posted by: Pete "Little Peter" Buttgiggity at June 04, 2025 02:51 PM (xG4kz)

221 She's playing Luke to his Yoda?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 04, 2025 02:50 PM (tT6L1)

The Donkey to his Shrek.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 04, 2025 02:51 PM (VoAdT)

222
She's playing Luke to his Yoda?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 04, 2025 02:50 PM (tT6L1

Jar Jar Binks

Posted by: It's me donna at June 04, 2025 02:52 PM (VE6XX)

223 172 Posted by: Zombie Willie Brown at June 04, 2025 02:41 PM (dPfyF)

Willie is still alive. 91 years old.
____

Big Willie or Little Willie?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 04, 2025 02:45 PM (Dv3i1)


Little Willie Willie won't. Go home. But you can't push Willie 'round, Willie won't go. Try telling everybody but. Oh No!

Posted by: The Sweet at June 04, 2025 02:52 PM (PiwSw)

224 222
She's playing Luke to his Yoda?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 04, 2025 02:50 PM (tT6L1

Jar Jar Binks
Posted by: It's me donna at June 04, 2025 02:52 PM (VE6XX)

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Boss Nass has more gravitas than Bernie, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 02:52 PM (cD1dp)

225 I'm going to get all of the books and copy and paste all I need to create the absolute Biden book.

Title: HUH?

Posted by: RGallegos at June 04, 2025 02:52 PM (JVh4R)

226 Jar Jar Binks
Posted by: It's me donna at June 04, 2025 02:52 PM (VE6XX)
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I think you're confusing her with KJP.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 04, 2025 02:53 PM (tT6L1)

227 138 Shapiro, the short Jewish man who worked for the IDF, is going to get 12th in South Carolina.
___

If somehow he does gain traction, there's a good chance a candidate will bring up that Shapiro signed off on the suicide conclusion for the young woman that was married into a family that contributed heavily to Shapiro and somehow managed to stab herself in the back multiple times.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 04, 2025 02:39 PM (Dv3i1)

Kurt Schlicter had the best comment on Shapiro of all time. In a recent piece he wrote, he said that "Shapiro has the Harvey Kormann problem" and then just put in a link to a youtube link - when you clicked it, it took you to Kormann in Blazing Saddles saying "Naaah.... Too Jewish!" ROFL!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 04, 2025 02:53 PM (uWKK8)

228 AOC's much better than the old crank Sanders. She's gonna get like twenty-five mansions by the time they wheel her out of Congress in a sarcophagus 117 years from now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 04, 2025 02:53 PM (BI5O2)

229 She's playing Luke to his Yoda?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 04, 2025 02:50 PM (tT6L1)

The Donkey to his Shrek.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 04, 2025 02:51 PM (VoAdT)

Was gonna say Sancho Panza to his Don Quixote, but both those characters had more... character. More sanity, more intellect.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 04, 2025 02:53 PM (dGCAG)

230 Bernie won't run. He's doing events with AOC because she's going to be the Bernie of 2028.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 02:50 PM (cD1dp)


My young, smart-but-brainless nieces are very excited about this. They also really like Jasmine Crockett. They wish they could have Bernie but they're afraid he's too old.

Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at June 04, 2025 02:54 PM (rF2iL)

231 I hear from the Street that independent, lesbian, Former White House Press Secretaries are wildcats in the sack.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 04, 2025 02:54 PM (qHYlB)

232 Willowed from previous thread:

Bee headline today, "USS Harvey Milk To Be Renamed 'USS No Homo'"

Just in time for Pride month!

Posted by: Martin Tell at June 04, 2025 02:54 PM (sFNX2)

233 You killed my father. Prepare to die!
Posted by: Inigo Montoya at June 04, 2025 02:47 PM


Nice catch, blake.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 04, 2025 02:54 PM (dPfyF)

234 227 Kurt Schlicter had the best comment on Shapiro of all time. In a recent piece he wrote, he said that "Shapiro has the Harvey Kormann problem" and then just put in a link to a youtube link - when you clicked it, it took you to Kormann in Blazing Saddles saying "Naaah.... Too Jewish!" ROFL!
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 04, 2025 02:53 PM (uWKK

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Heh.

Shapiro feels like Scott Walker on some level to me.

Works well as the governor of his state politically, but just incompatible with the requirements for building a coalition across the entire nation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 02:54 PM (cD1dp)

235 She said, "We need someone better in four years."
Posted by: Orson at June 04, 2025 02:32 PM (dIske)


Someone who wasn't born to privilege. Someone raised by a single mother, maybe one who struggled with drug addiction. Someone who is obviously not racist (leaving aside the actual behavior of certain south Asian nationalities). Someone who made it in this country via hard work. Someone who can talk to regular people.

But where will we find someone like that?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 04, 2025 02:54 PM (ExV1e)

236 It's going to be Booty.
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They're bringing booty back.
Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2025 02:48 PM (krQz2)

Well that would be a gift from heaven for us. An unemployed single mother.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 02:54 PM (8avO+)

237 Little Willie Willie won't. Go home. But you can't push Willie 'round, Willie won't go. Try telling everybody but. Oh No!

Posted by: The Sweet at June 04, 2025 02:52 PM (PiwSw)
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No you don't!

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2025 02:55 PM (krQz2)

238 She has infamously defined herself as someone who will say anything, unconvincingly, for money. Why should anyone in their right mind care what she has to say?

Have you ever watched cable news?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 04, 2025 02:55 PM (ExV1e)

239 AOC's much better than the old crank Sanders. She's gonna get like twenty-five mansions by the time they wheel her out of Congress in a sarcophagus 117 years from now.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 04, 2025 02:53 PM (BI5O2)

I wouldn't rule out the possibility she WILL be president someday. Her or that Crockett of shit.

If it seems ridiculous now, that's because the Republicans haven't finished screwing up as bad as they will in this term.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 04, 2025 02:55 PM (dGCAG)

240 Book deals are the Democrats' participation trophies.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 04, 2025 02:36 PM (od0dV)

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Democrat Book Deals are the USAID of ABSCAMs.

Posted by: ShainS -- Hunter Biden Wrote And AutoPen-Signed His Own Pardon at June 04, 2025 02:55 PM (ZM3l8)

241
the book is coming out oct 21 and they already have a cover? maybe it's one of those blank page books


"I'm on it!"

-- LeBrontosaurus, Renowned Reader of Tables of Contents

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 04, 2025 02:55 PM (xG4kz)

242 My young, smart-but-brainless nieces are very excited about this. They also really like Jasmine Crockett. They wish they could have Bernie but they're afraid he's too old.
Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at June 04, 2025 02:54 PM (rF2iL)

AOC will have to win a primary against the Wall first.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 02:56 PM (8avO+)

243 You killed my father. Prepare to die!
Posted by: Inigo Montoya at June 04, 2025 02:47 PM

Nice catch, blake.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 04, 2025 02:54 PM (dPfyF)
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I have my moments.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 04, 2025 02:56 PM (tT6L1)

244 Andrew Cuomo Vows Eight-Year Anti-Trump Crusade if Elected as NYC’s Mayor

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I'll f*ck over the entire country, he explained.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 04, 2025 02:57 PM (WJBLg)

245 Screw that. I want AOC on the Supreme Court.

Just imagine that shit.

Ruling the wrong way half the time because she can't figure out what the fuck is even going on.

It'd be great!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 04, 2025 02:57 PM (VoAdT)

246 Kurt Schlicter had the best comment on Shapiro of all time. In a recent piece he wrote, he said that "Shapiro has the Harvey Kormann problem" and then just put in a link to a youtube link - when you clicked it, it took you to Kormann in Blazing Saddles saying "Naaah.... Too Jewish!" ROFL!
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 04, 2025 02:53 PM (uWKK

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Heh.

Shapiro feels like Scott Walker on some level to me.

Works well as the governor of his state politically, but just incompatible with the requirements for building a coalition across the entire nation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 02:54 PM (cD1dp)
_______

I agree and would add that Shapiro gives off creep vibes. Not as bad as the Homosexual Tim Walz, mind you, but it's there. Walker was dull as dirt but not creepy. For some reason NE states like them some creepy governors. It doesn't translate well to a national race.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 04, 2025 02:57 PM (iFTx/)

247 We must free ourselves of boxes?
How about that female-black-lesbian intersectionality box which has served her so well -- is she ready to abandon that one?

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at June 04, 2025 02:57 PM (bufu1)

248 244 Andrew Cuomo Vows Eight-Year Anti-Trump Crusade if Elected as NYC’s Mayor

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I'll f*ck over the entire country, he explained.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 04, 2025 02:57 PM (WJBLg)

========

"We're gonna get that Trump!"
-six years into Vance's presidency

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 02:57 PM (cD1dp)

249 Public library here, which also gets you the collections of several local universities, is quite good. I am shocked at some of the titles they have (i.e., that the cretinous Stalinist idiots who surely must be part of the organization haven't managed to blackball dangerous subversive titles). And surprise surprise - the hottest and most current subversive titles are popular and hard to get.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 04, 2025 02:58 PM (1m82a)

250 244 Andrew Cuomo Vows Eight-Year Anti-Trump Crusade if Elected as NYC’s Mayor

I doubt even in NY that will get him elected

Posted by: It's me donna at June 04, 2025 02:58 PM (VE6XX)

251 Shapiro feels like Scott Walker on some level to me.

Works well as the governor of his state politically, but just incompatible with the requirements for building a coalition across the entire nation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 02:54 PM (cD1dp)

Within hours of the Butler shooting, there were questions about how much of a role he had in setting up state law enforcement resources at the event.

Then that stopped getting talked about. With everything else that is not being talked about, I guess that seems a rather small detail.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 04, 2025 02:58 PM (dGCAG)

252 I'd say she was the dumbest person on erf but that side of the aisle is overrun with meatheads.

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at June 04, 2025 02:58 PM (RgPae)

253 244 Andrew Cuomo Vows Eight-Year Anti-Trump Crusade if Elected as NYC’s Mayor

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I thought he occasionally took his head out of his ass.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 04, 2025 02:58 PM (PMtkd)

254 More voters approve of the job President Trump is doing than approved of the job former President Barry Obama was doing on this same day during Barry’s second term.

Posted by: SMOD at June 04, 2025 02:58 PM (RHGPo)

255 246 I agree and would add that Shapiro gives off creep vibes. Not as bad as the Homosexual Tim Walz, mind you, but it's there. Walker was dull as dirt but not creepy. For some reason NE states like them some creepy governors. It doesn't translate well to a national race.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 04, 2025 02:57 PM (iFTx/)

=======

I do not understand why people don't realize that the politics of statewide races and the politics of national races within a state are vastly different.

It's why Larry Hogan can be a popular governor of a blue state but then completely face plant in a Senatorial race.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 02:59 PM (cD1dp)

256 242 My young, smart-but-brainless nieces are very excited about this. They also really like Jasmine Crockett. They wish they could have Bernie but they're afraid he's too old.
Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at June 04, 2025 02:54 PM (rF2iL)

I saw the first (but not the last!!!) op/ed piece by some dem "strategist" trying to convince other dems that Jasmine Crockett is the way forward for their party. I knew it was coming; no one else left over there is strong enough to stand up to her.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 04, 2025 02:59 PM (uWKK8)

257 I think there are two groups of leftists right now. One group is trying to distance themselves from the Democrat Party... specifically anything to do with *biden and his crew. The other group is sort of saying "they are uncomfortable" with the direction of the party, but have no intention of leaving it.

Both groups do not want to be accountable for the mess their party's in. Damn near Republicanesque.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 04, 2025 02:59 PM (Q4IgG)

258 It should be remembered that Biden had kept dropping out of presidential primaries because he was a joke until 2020 when...his name recognition won him the whole thing.

Name recognition is...really important in presidential politics.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 02:51 PM (cD1dp)

Being locked in the basement kept him from staying the really stupid things that scuttled him in the past. Like Howard Dean bellowing like a wildebeast in public.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 02:59 PM (8avO+)

259 254 More voters approve of the job President Trump is doing than approved of the job former President Barry Obama was doing on this same day during Barry’s second term.
Posted by: SMOD at June 04, 2025 02:58 PM (RHGPo)


Oh.. That must sting... The Dems need more TACO and swear words

Posted by: It's me donna at June 04, 2025 03:00 PM (VE6XX)

260 256 I saw the first (but not the last!!!) op/ed piece by some dem "strategist" trying to convince other dems that Jasmine Crockett is the way forward for their party. I knew it was coming; no one else left over there is strong enough to stand up to her.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 04, 2025 02:59 PM (uWKK

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Oh, but the party is definitely going to turn things around with men in the Midwest any day now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 03:00 PM (cD1dp)

261 244 Andrew Cuomo Vows Eight-Year Anti-Trump Crusade if Elected as NYC’s Mayor

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Trump is gone in 4 years

Posted by: SMOD at June 04, 2025 03:00 PM (RHGPo)

262 My young, smart-but-brainless nieces are very excited about this. They also really like Jasmine Crockett. They wish they could have Bernie but they're afraid he's too old.
Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at June 04, 2025 02:54 PM

Crockett will burn out before she gets to that level. Depending on her constituents, she may be the distaff version of John Conyers.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 04, 2025 03:00 PM (fxCK2)

263 >>If somehow he does gain traction, there's a good chance a candidate will bring up that Shapiro signed off on the suicide conclusion for the young woman that was married into a family that contributed heavily to Shapiro and somehow managed to stab herself in the back multiple times.

Before magically becoming the most liberal member of the Senate, Harris spent years in CA throwing black men in prison for weed. Democrats don't care about resumes. They care about someone who might plausibly win and it has become a lot harder for them now that ActBlue is being schlonged and they are losing a lot of juice from the deep state.

Shapiro has run a big state and can actually articulate a point. Now how I would like it but he can speak. And he won in PA that is not a deep blue shithole like CA.

Democrats are going to have to win with far less cheating in 28. A woman who has never won a primary let alone the nomination is not going to be the nomiee. Tulsi Gabbard ended her run in 20 with one answer.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 04, 2025 03:00 PM (viF8m)

264 BTW ace, that vile POS Schumer, in his outraged statement about the renaming of the Navy ship, included the phrase "and during Pride month, to boot".

Nice.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 04, 2025 03:00 PM (1m82a)

265 Andrew Cuomo Vows Eight-Year Anti-Trump Crusade if Elected as NYC’s Mayor

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I'll f*ck over the entire country, he explained.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 04, 2025 02:57 PM (WJBLg)
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"Eat the whole sausage," he said.

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2025 03:00 PM (krQz2)

266 258 Being locked in the basement kept him from staying the really stupid things that scuttled him in the past. Like Howard Dean bellowing like a wildebeast in public.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 02:59 PM (8avO+)

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He said plenty of stupid shit on stage during the Democrat primary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 03:00 PM (cD1dp)

267 263 Democrats are going to have to win with far less cheating in 28. A woman who has never won a primary let alone the nomination is not going to be the nomiee. Tulsi Gabbard ended her run in 20 with one answer.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 04, 2025 03:00 PM (viF8m)

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The South Carolina Democrat primary electorate is going to be majority black and female.

They're not voting for a short Jewish man.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 03:01 PM (cD1dp)

268 It should be remembered that Biden had kept dropping out of presidential primaries because he was a joke until 2020 when...his name recognition won him the whole thing.

Name recognition is...really important in presidential politics.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

A whole generation of young voters came about that didn't remember all the ridiculous, asinine things that Biden did years ago...or else approved of his nastiness and venality.
Most of them only remember Biden being Obama's VP, you know, the Lightworker.

Posted by: A face in the crowd.... at June 04, 2025 03:01 PM (vcOmj)

269 Men in the Dem party are just kind of horrible.

Very femmy, emotional, dumbish, insincere, and always wrong.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 04, 2025 03:01 PM (PMtkd)

270 I think there are two groups of leftists right now. One group is trying to distance themselves from the Democrat Party... specifically anything to do with *biden and his crew. The other group is sort of saying "they are uncomfortable" with the direction of the party, but have no intention of leaving it.

Both groups do not want to be accountable for the mess their party's in. Damn near Republicanesque.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 04, 2025 02:59 PM (Q4IgG)

To get to be the new leader someone is going to have to quit hiding. And that is where they will have trouble because the alt media is in charge now and Trump and the new GOP will not be quiet and be cheated on like the GOPe.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 03:01 PM (8avO+)

271 "Democrats on both coasts are growing impatient, questioning whether the former vice president's ambitions match the moment or the party's mood"

she'll drag it out till the last dollar has fallen from the dollar tree.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at June 04, 2025 03:02 PM (gDhA9)

272 2026 will settle it for the dems. If they do well, it's AOC or the like in 28. If not, it will be a perceived moderate.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 04, 2025 03:02 PM (UBKzV)

273 268 A whole generation of young voters came about that didn't remember all the ridiculous, asinine things that Biden did years ago...or else approved of his nastiness and venality.
Most of them only remember Biden being Obama's VP, you know, the Lightworker.
Posted by: A face in the crowd.... at June 04, 2025 03:01 PM (vcOmj)

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Kamala called him a racist to his face. Biden just kind of stared stupidly at her. It didn't dent his approval.

Name recognition, man. People underestimate it for some reason.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 03:02 PM (cD1dp)

274 It's why Larry Hogan can be a popular governor of a blue state but then completely face plant in a Senatorial race.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 02:59 PM (cD1dp)

He also ran for the Senate as a Democrat-Lite, and the voters decided they'd just as soon have a real Democrat.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 04, 2025 03:02 PM (uWKK8)

275 Most of them only remember Biden being Obama's VP, you know, the Lightworker.
Posted by: A face in the crowd.... at June 04, 2025 03:01 PM (vcOmj)

Lightbringer. Obama never worked.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 03:02 PM (8avO+)

276 She's not running for anything. She will, however, start an exploratory committee to collect donations intended to be a pay-off for not sincerely running.

Get off my corner, bitch

Posted by: Bernie Sanders, in fishnet stockings and stilleto heels at June 04, 2025 03:02 PM (w9Wax)

277 I mean...look at The View.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 02:26 PM (cD1dp)


Do I have to?

Posted by: RickZ at June 04, 2025 03:02 PM (gKDq2)

278 I saw Crockett Of Shit open for The Tubs at Incubate 2016.

Posted by: ShainS -- Hunter Biden Wrote And AutoPen-Signed His Own Pardon at June 04, 2025 03:02 PM (ZM3l8)

279 277 I mean...look at The View.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 02:26 PM (cD1dp)

Do I have to?
Posted by: RickZ at June 04, 2025 03:02 PM (gKDq2)

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It's for science.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 03:03 PM (cD1dp)

280 I have my moments.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 04, 2025 02:56 PM


That's one of my favorite quotes from the movie. Lesser known, but the delivery makes it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 04, 2025 03:03 PM (dPfyF)

281 Karine is auditioning for a slot on MSNBC or CNN. Since the Dem brand is dead, she wants to be seen as an independent.

There is a long history of Dem spoke sholes going into broadcasting.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at June 04, 2025 03:03 PM (gDhA9)

282 Shapiro also has the weirdness around the murder of Ellen Greenberg around his neck

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 04, 2025 03:03 PM (6L8Ax)

283 If it seems ridiculous now, that's because the Republicans haven't finished screwing up as bad as they will in this term.
Posted by: BurtTC
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They have an opportunity to make glory with the recession.
If they do it right.
Expecting failure theater.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 04, 2025 03:03 PM (yQMZb)

284 Karine's main problem was she was horrible at her job, as evidenced every single day she held the job.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at June 04, 2025 03:04 PM (gDhA9)

285 I doubt even in NY that will get him elected
Posted by: It's me donna at June 04, 2025 02:58 PM (VE6XX)


Considering the socialist running agsinst him, he has a (booster) shot. In the election, I might have to vote for him. Considering. . . .

Posted by: RickZ at June 04, 2025 03:04 PM (gKDq2)

286 283 They have an opportunity to make glory with the recession.
If they do it right.
Expecting failure theater.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 04, 2025 03:03 PM (yQMZb)

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Just getting an actual budget passed would be a great, positive direction for the federal government. Even if the budget is terrible, it's better than the CR process.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 03:04 PM (cD1dp)

287
I've always read her name as Latrine.

Posted by: four seasons at June 04, 2025 03:04 PM (3ek7K)

288 MAHA should be working on making drug commercials illegal.

The mainstream media will dry up like Hillary's cooter.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 04, 2025 03:04 PM (PMtkd)

289
Holocaust survivor who supports nonprofit suing Trump over refugee ban surprised that illegal Egyptian migrant would set her on fire

https://is.gd/4wEP1l
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 04, 2025 02:24 PM (WJBLg)
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People getting mugged by reality is one of the paths to conservatism.

Posted by: Axeman

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You'd think going through the Holocaust would be quite a mugging.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 04, 2025 03:04 PM (8q3QY)

290 UNHINGED: @SenSchumer
says "WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE" if we pass the largest tax cut in history, block illegals from taxpayer-funded health care, and cut the deficit.

... right up there with ...
"Anybody who eats tomatoes is gonna die"

Posted by: SMOD at June 04, 2025 03:04 PM (RHGPo)

291 That sexist!

Nate Silver: Young Men's Mental Stability Helps Put Them Out of Democrats' Reach

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 04, 2025 03:05 PM (WJBLg)

292 Kamala called him a racist to his face. Biden just kind of stared stupidly at her. It didn't dent his approval.

Name recognition, man. People underestimate it for some reason.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 03:02 PM (cD1dp)

Wasn't that like the debate after Tulsi chopped her up and got excluded? Kamala was dead candidate walking.

But yes, the powers that be were in with Biden and the primaries were not very serious.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 03:05 PM (8avO+)

293
Karine is auditioning for a slot on MSNBC or CNN. Since the Dem brand is dead, she wants to be seen as an independent.

There is a long history of Dem spoke sholes going into broadcasting.
Posted by: El Mariachi

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Latrine came from MSNBC. She was a regular commentator there before someone espied her ability to check boxes and brought her into the White House.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 04, 2025 03:05 PM (8q3QY)

294 2 possibilities for the 2028 Dem nomination - they just give in, go with the old standard party functionary, and accept that it's going to be another 1972 election, where the left gets its candidate and gets wiped out.

or someone completely unforseen right now steps in, clears the field, and makes a real race of it. That's what Trump did to the GOP in 2015 - but can't see any crypto-Trump waiting in the wings for the left. Luckily that kind of talent only seems to come around once in a generation.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 04, 2025 03:06 PM (uWKK8)

295 292 Wasn't that like the debate after Tulsi chopped her up and got excluded? Kamala was dead candidate walking.

But yes, the powers that be were in with Biden and the primaries were not very serious.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 03:05 PM (8avO+)

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The powers that be were for Kamala. And then Warren. And then Beto. And then Buttigieg. Hell, they invented his win in Iowa.

But, before being pro-anyone, they were anti-Bernie. They weren't going to give the DNC to Bernie. So, when all of their preferred options failed after a literal year of pushing them, they settled with the guy who had coasted on his name recognition: Biden.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 03:06 PM (cD1dp)

296 Latrine came from MSNBC. She was a regular commentator there before someone espied her ability to check boxes and brought her into the White House.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 04, 2025 03:05 PM (8q3QY)
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As a dog returns to its vomit....

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2025 03:06 PM (krQz2)

297
"She presents clear arguments and provocative evidence as an insider about the importance of dismantling the torrent of disinformation and misinformation that has been rampant in recent elections and provides passionate insight for moving forward," the announcement said.

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So, the opposite of what Jake Tapper is saying. I.e., she was truthful but the press was not.

I'd like to get those two into a mud-pit.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 04, 2025 03:06 PM (8q3QY)

298 MAHA should be working on making drug commercials illegal.

The mainstream media will dry up like Hillary's cooter.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 04, 2025 03:04 PM


Deliver us from smiling gay couples shilling for PreP, or however the heck it's spelled.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 04, 2025 03:06 PM (dPfyF)

299 Karine's main problem was she was horrible at her job, as evidenced every single day she held the job.
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at June 04, 2025 03:04 PM (gDhA9)

You misapprehend what her job actually was.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 03:06 PM (8avO+)

300 Even the mention of Beto makes me laugh.

What a loser.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 04, 2025 03:07 PM (PMtkd)

301 I saw the first (but not the last!!!) op/ed piece by some dem "strategist" trying to convince other dems that Jasmine Crockett is the way forward for their party. I knew it was coming; no one else left over there is strong enough to stand up to her.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 04, 2025 02:59 PM (uWKK


I guess to be a star in the Dem party you only have to be willing to say stupid things loudly.

Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at June 04, 2025 03:07 PM (rF2iL)

302 So, the opposite of what Jake Tapper is saying. I.e., she was truthful but the press was not.

I'd like to get those two into a mud-pit.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 04, 2025 03:06 PM (8q3QY)

I'd read the actual book first, assuming its been written.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 03:07 PM (8avO+)

303 They have an opportunity to make glory with the recession.
If they do it right.
Expecting failure theater.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 04, 2025 03:03 PM (yQMZb)

I'm Team Doom all the way now. I'm not even buying gold, because I figure ammo is the currency of the future.

I have enough food here to last long enough to take out some of the reavers, before I have to blow my own brains out to avoid being their sex slave.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 04, 2025 03:07 PM (dGCAG)

304
What is that cover supposed to show, anyway? The shattered mess that remains of our country now that Biden has lost, or the shattered mess that the MSM made of his attempt to run -- his failure being totally their fault?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 04, 2025 03:07 PM (8q3QY)

305 Even the mention of Beto makes me laugh.

What a loser.

Beto is a furry...

Posted by: RGallegos at June 04, 2025 03:07 PM (JVh4R)

306 UNHINGED: @SenSchumer
says "WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE" if we pass the largest tax cut in history, block illegals from taxpayer-funded health care, and cut the deficit.

... right up there with ...
"Anybody who eats tomatoes is gonna die"
Posted by: SMOD

The failure of Net Neutrality already killed most of us.
Then Covid 19 finished the rest of us off.
We're all dead out here, ya know?

Posted by: A face in the crowd.... at June 04, 2025 03:07 PM (vcOmj)

307 It's for science.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 03:03 PM (cD1dp)


What, to see how many minutes I can watch before I start screaming and throwing crap at the tv?

Posted by: RickZ at June 04, 2025 03:08 PM (gKDq2)

308 Even the mention of Beto makes me laugh.

What a loser.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 04, 2025 03:07 PM (PMtkd)

Feeding your wife baby poop requires a stronger adjective.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 03:08 PM (8avO+)

309 I want Kamala to run again. Her drunk monologues were hilarious.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 04, 2025 03:08 PM (PMtkd)

310 294 or someone completely unforseen right now steps in, clears the field, and makes a real race of it. That's what Trump did to the GOP in 2015 - but can't see any crypto-Trump waiting in the wings for the left. Luckily that kind of talent only seems to come around once in a generation.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 04, 2025 03:06 PM (uWKK

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The MSM is still far too powerful with Democrat voters and activists to allow the kind of oxygen an actual outsider would need to gain traction.

The only way around that would be someone with the kind of independent wealth to cut through the media's stranglehold on the Democrat electorate's media consumption channels. Someone with the money and willingness to call out sacred establishment pillars like the Obamas as destructive to the party in a similar way that Trump was willing to shit on W.

The problem is their billionaires sound no different from any other party functionary. Mark Cuban, for example, says the exact same things as any other Democrat. His only difference is his wealth.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 03:09 PM (cD1dp)

311 Beto is a furry...

Posted by: RGallegos at June 04, 2025 03:07 PM (JVh4R)
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Those guys are wee-eeird!!

Posted by: Sam Brinton at June 04, 2025 03:09 PM (krQz2)

312 307 It's for science.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 03:03 PM (cD1dp)

What, to see how many minutes I can watch before I start screaming and throwing crap at the tv?
Posted by: RickZ at June 04, 2025 03:08 PM (gKDq2)

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Don't mess up the data collection process, or we'll have to do it again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 03:09 PM (cD1dp)

313 Name recognition, man. People underestimate it for some reason.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 03:02 PM (cD1dp)


When an incumbent is running, they win approximately 85% of the time. That's the power of name recognition.

Posted by: RickZ at June 04, 2025 03:09 PM (gKDq2)

314 Also, she has a book about working with Biden coming out
___________________

... which she totally wrote ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 04, 2025 03:10 PM (YqDXo)

315 >>>I guess to be a star in the Dem party you only have to be willing to say stupid things loudly.

Either mao or benjamin franklin said If you need to fart, fart proudly.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 04, 2025 03:10 PM (s8j++)

316 or someone completely unforseen right now steps in, clears the field, and makes a real race of it. That's what Trump did to the GOP in 2015 - but can't see any crypto-Trump waiting in the wings for the left. Luckily that kind of talent only seems to come around once in a generation.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 04, 2025 03:06 PM (uWKK

Taylor Swift.

With George Clooney as her Veep.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 04, 2025 03:10 PM (dGCAG)

317 I knew Beto was done the minute he said he had a vegan dog. The I saw the dog. Animal abuse

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 04, 2025 03:11 PM (6L8Ax)

318 I saw the first (but not the last!!!) op/ed piece by some dem "strategist" trying to convince other dems that Jasmine Crockett is the way forward for their party. I knew it was coming; no one else left over there is strong enough to stand up to her.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 04, 2025 02:59 PM (uWKK

Please let this happen.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 04, 2025 03:11 PM (i24o9)

319 It's for science.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 03:03 PM (cD1dp)
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Fauci's on?

Posted by: Sam Brinton at June 04, 2025 03:11 PM (krQz2)

320 TMJ not gonna even consider doing the long boring slog about CRs and etc., but a CR is just an appropriations bill. Historically they were short-term placeholders (a week, 10 days) used until final appropriations bills could be passed.

An "omnibus" CR is just all 12 bills rolled into one.

In theory, there is nothing different about a CR, if the bills it glues together were individually marked-up in committee, and could be amended (as part of the CR) on the floor. It's just that of course the CR approach typically is rushed, provides far less time for politix to emerge and work, and of course in recent years the Senate has, incredibly, limited amendments on the floor.

So there is a "budget" (and a Budget Resolution, which is nothing more than $$ ceilings by functional area), there are appropriations, but no "regular order", which is mostly just the process by which the appropriations are passed. By avoiding regular order (or even meaningful committee mark-ups), the politix has been mostly removed from appropriations. Basically most people get most of what they want, under the radar, without any "walk the plank" amendment votes.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 04, 2025 03:11 PM (1m82a)

321 The powers that be were for Kamala. And then Warren. And then Beto. And then Buttigieg. Hell, they invented his win in Iowa.

But, before being pro-anyone, they were anti-Bernie. They weren't going to give the DNC to Bernie. So, when all of their preferred options failed after a literal year of pushing them, they settled with the guy who had coasted on his name recognition: Biden.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 03:06 PM (cD1dp)

The powers don't turn on events, they create the events. The press narrative is pretty much a lie.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 03:11 PM (8avO+)

322 321 The powers don't turn on events, they create the events. The press narrative is pretty much a lie.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 03:11 PM (8avO+)

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The press did not tell me this.

I watched it with my own eyes.

The idea that the party preferred Biden from the start in 2020 is insane.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 03:12 PM (cD1dp)

323 Karine is auditioning for a slot on MSNBC or CNN. Since the Dem brand is dead, she wants to be seen as an independent.

There is a long history of Dem spoke sholes going into broadcasting.
Posted by: El Mariachi

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Latrine came from MSNBC. She was a regular commentator there before someone espied her ability to check boxes and brought her into the White House.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 04, 2025 03:05 PM (8q3QY)



I don't think she's a complete moron (the bad kind) but she clearly isn't very smart.

I don't remember ever seeing her answer a question without first consulting her little notebook of crib notes. I'm surprised she didn't have cheat notes written on her arm.

She's a poor choice unless you just want a spewing puppet.

Now, that the Reps in the Trump administration and elsewhere fight back with facts and logic as well as partisanship, her brand of Party Fed Vomiting isn't really worth much.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 04, 2025 03:12 PM (iJfKG)

324 I knew Beto was done the minute he said he had a vegan dog. The I saw the dog. Animal abuse
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 04, 2025 03:11 PM (6L8Ax)

Biologically this isn't abuse, a dog can survive on a vegan diet, they are omnivores like humans. Cats aren't.

But yes inflicting your personal ideals on a pet animal is abusive and insane.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 03:13 PM (8avO+)

325 320 So there is a "budget" (and a Budget Resolution, which is nothing more than $$ ceilings by functional area), there are appropriations, but no "regular order", which is mostly just the process by which the appropriations are passed. By avoiding regular order (or even meaningful committee mark-ups), the politix has been mostly removed from appropriations. Basically most people get most of what they want, under the radar, without any "walk the plank" amendment votes.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 04, 2025 03:11 PM (1m82a)

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The budget resolution included language about ending ongoing spending like TARP. If that gets advanced in the budget bill, which appropriations should match, it's a positive step.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 03:13 PM (cD1dp)

326 123 I NOODed...
_-_-_
Sure did. I seen it.
Posted by: Don in SoCo

Don't look, Ethel!
Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 04, 2025 02:36 PM (hB7mE)

Nobody under '29' gets that reference - laughing!

He's still around, even after all the 'subversive' videos he made during the dog eater's regime.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at June 04, 2025 03:13 PM (QGaXH)

327 The powers don't turn on events, they create the events. The press narrative is pretty much a lie.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 03:11 PM (8avO+)

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When I think about it, it's hard to come up with a media narrative that was spot on.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 04, 2025 03:13 PM (PMtkd)

328 Would Pritzker be attractive to the Democrat leadership if he proposed to self-finance his campaign?

Posted by: mr tmz at June 04, 2025 03:13 PM (rJ48h)

329 Karine is going to be taken care of; one way or another so she keeps her trap shut about what went down at 1600 Penn Ave for 4 years.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 04, 2025 03:13 PM (Q4IgG)

330 Mark Cuban is too stupid to be elected anything.

Posted by: Case at June 04, 2025 03:14 PM (a1g6Z)

331 328 Would Pritzker be attractive to the Democrat leadership if he proposed to self-finance his campaign?
Posted by: mr tmz at June 04, 2025 03:13 PM (rJ48h)

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Probably. Money is popular.

Would he win South Carolina? Would he even come second?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 03:14 PM (cD1dp)

332 I'll vote for Tay Tay!

Posted by: Your neighborhood AWFL at June 04, 2025 03:14 PM (n9Gmp)

333 The only way around that would be someone with the kind of independent wealth to cut through the media's stranglehold on the Democrat electorate's media consumption channels. Someone with the money and willingness to call out sacred establishment pillars like the Obamas as destructive to the party in a similar way that Trump was willing to shit on W.

The problem is their billionaires sound no different from any other party functionary. Mark Cuban, for example, says the exact same things as any other Democrat. His only difference is his wealth.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 03:09 PM (cD1dp)

Remember how long they pretended that Bloomberg was a serious candidate in the 2020 primaries? Right up until he had spent a Billion dollars on his campaign, and only had the Isle of Guam to show for it.

I could go on about Mark Cuban, he's pathetic. For 20 years he's played a game every election season (both state and federal) of pretending he's going to run for something, and he gets stupid reporters to run to his house and interview him and tongue bathe him - and then he always drops out as soon as his ego is fed. Worthless.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 04, 2025 03:14 PM (uWKK8)

334 332 I'll vote for Tay Tay!
Posted by: Your neighborhood AWFL at June 04, 2025 03:14 PM (n9Gmp)

======

Remember when people thought Taylor Swift endorsing Kamala was the deathknell of the Trump re-election campaign?

I 'member.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 03:15 PM (cD1dp)

335
UNHINGED: @SenSchumer
says "WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE" if we pass the largest tax cut in history, block illegals from taxpayer-funded health care---

=================

Wait, WE'RE going to die? No, they're going to die. Actually we're all going to die, but people who won't fight for reform in their shithole countries might die of dysentery or cholera or tuberculosis or diet-induced diabetes while we're less likely to.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 04, 2025 03:15 PM (8q3QY)

336 Beto's lack of testosterone was glaringly evident.

Those arms. The shitty posture. The weak jaw. The weakness emanating from him was loud.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 04, 2025 03:16 PM (PMtkd)

337 The idea that the party preferred Biden from the start in 2020 is insane.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 03:12 PM (cD1dp)

Never wonder why others in the campaign addressed his basement campaign as an issue in the debates?

To me thinking that the people stealing billions would let the rubes in Iowa or anywhere else determine the result is baffling. Look at how Europe treats votes and voters.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 03:16 PM (8avO+)

338 333 Remember how long they pretended that Bloomberg was a serious candidate in the 2020 primaries? Right up until he had spent a Billion dollars on his campaign, and only had the Isle of Guam to show for it.

I could go on about Mark Cuban, he's pathetic. For 20 years he's played a game every election season (both state and federal) of pretending he's going to run for something, and he gets stupid reporters to run to his house and interview him and tongue bathe him - and then he always drops out as soon as his ego is fed. Worthless.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 04, 2025 03:14 PM (uWKK

=======

Any billionaire who ran for the Democrat presidential primary said unsafe things, like attacking open borders, would become an instant hate object for every news channel that Democrat primary voters use.

And I don't know of any Democrat billionaire who would say things against open borders.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 03:16 PM (cD1dp)

339 Biologically this isn't abuse, a dog can survive on a vegan diet, they are omnivores like humans. Cats aren't.

But yes inflicting your personal ideals on a pet animal is abusive and insane.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 03:13 PM (8avO+)

Yeah, my cats aren't vegan, but they are genderqueer.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 04, 2025 03:17 PM (dGCAG)

340 John Ekdahl @JohnEkdahl · 2h

If KJP’s media tour turns into a “do you notice any similarities in mental acuity falloff between Biden and Trump?” I’m gonna lose my mind.

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2025 03:17 PM (krQz2)

341 337 Never wonder why others in the campaign addressed his basement campaign as an issue in the debates?

To me thinking that the people stealing billions would let the rubes in Iowa or anywhere else determine the result is baffling. Look at how Europe treats votes and voters.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 03:16 PM (8avO+)

========

His basement campaign started after covid in March of 2020.

He was on the road doing normal events until then. He even showed up for the primary debates in person.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 03:17 PM (cD1dp)

342 >>>328 Would Pritzker be attractive to the Democrat leadership if he proposed to self-finance his campaign?

I question whether someone so obese will ever be able to win the white house again. Taft was a long time ago.

Pritzker's look does not match the Dem's conception of themselves.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 04, 2025 03:17 PM (s8j++)

343 If AOC runs against Kamala its going to be a tough decision for the media/left.

The media wants that young, photogenic, AOC regardless of her lack of brain cells and they want Kamala because of her melanin, comeback story, and revenge, in spite of her ability to range from sounding incomprehensible to drunk when she speaks in public.

It's going to be guy sweating trying to decide which red button to push kind of decision.

The arguments on MSNBC will be epic trying to figure out who's the bigger racist for picking the pretty Latinx over the bumbling Jamaican-Indian.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 04, 2025 03:17 PM (6ydKt)

344 Beto's lack of testosterone was glaringly evident.

Those arms. The shitty posture. The weak jaw. The weakness emanating from him was loud.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 04, 2025 03:16 PM (PMtkd)


To be fair, I stayed away cuz I thought he was a girl.

Posted by: Testosterone at June 04, 2025 03:17 PM (iJfKG)

345 328 Would Pritzker be attractive to the Democrat leadership if he proposed to self-finance his campaign?
Posted by: mr tmz at June 04, 2025 03:13 PM (rJ48h)

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Probably. Money is popular.

Would he win South Carolina? Would he even come second?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 03:14 PM (cD1dp)

We already had a self financer who owned a Media empire fizzle and die in a primary run.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 03:18 PM (8avO+)

346 Yeah, my cats aren't vegan, but they are genderqueer.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 04, 2025 03:17 PM (dGCAG)

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My cat would do that fast slapping thing to your face if you called him genderqueer.

So I never did.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 04, 2025 03:18 PM (PMtkd)

347 It would be a much shorter-or non existent -list
To know who in the Biden administration WASN'T doing a grifting scam.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2025 03:18 PM (EJtBU)

348 Lets hear it for Pritzker-Abrams in '28! A Ton a' Fun!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 04, 2025 03:18 PM (uWKK8)

349 UNHINGED: @SenSchumer
says "WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE" if we pass the largest tax cut in history, block illegals from taxpayer-funded health care---

----------------

But I was assured that we were all gonna die during TrumpHitler's first term ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Hunter Biden Wrote And AutoPen-Signed His Own Pardon at June 04, 2025 03:18 PM (vkomf)

350 Remember how long they pretended that Bloomberg was a serious candidate in the 2020 primaries? Right up until he had spent a Billion dollars on his campaign, and only had the Isle of Guam to show for it.
---
* eyes shooting wide with alarm *

Posted by: Hank Johnson at June 04, 2025 03:18 PM (krQz2)

351 @324 they can survive on a vegan diet , but not be well. They need meat based protein. Beto's dog looked horrible

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 04, 2025 03:19 PM (6L8Ax)

352 To be fair, I stayed away cuz I thought he was a girl.
Posted by: Testosterone at June 04, 2025 03:17 PM (iJfKG)

------

I laughed out loud. Kind of a cackle. Yikes.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 04, 2025 03:19 PM (PMtkd)

353 Probably. Money is popular.

Would he win South Carolina? Would he even come second?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 03:14 PM (cD1dp)

When they said Pritzker was hanging around South Carolina, they meant he's hanging AROUND South Carolina.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 04, 2025 03:19 PM (dGCAG)

354 I thought the South Carolina DNC was run by that black guy (can't remember his name), and he was the kingmaker for the primaries.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 04, 2025 03:21 PM (PMtkd)

355 Lets hear it for Pritzker-Abrams in '28! A Ton a' Fun!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 04, 2025 03:18 PM (uWKK

---------------

Make Gravitas Literal Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- Hunter Biden Wrote And AutoPen-Signed His Own Pardon at June 04, 2025 03:21 PM (z3mAd)

356 Pritzker doesn't have a chance anywhere outside of Illinois.

We tried a Chicago president once, and we're still living with the consequences.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 04, 2025 03:21 PM (6ydKt)

357 The media wants that young, photogenic, AOC regardless of her lack of brain cells
Posted by: SpeakingOf
_________

She won't be nearly as photogenic by 28. Hitting the wall already.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 04, 2025 03:21 PM (UBKzV)

358 354 I thought the South Carolina DNC was run by that black guy (can't remember his name), and he was the kingmaker for the primaries.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 04, 2025 03:21 PM (PMtkd)

======

Jamie Harrison who blew $100 million to lose by 9 points to Lindsey Graham, and he was rewarded with the DNC spot.

I think he stepped down, though. Current chair is Ken Martin.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 03:22 PM (cD1dp)

359 Probably. Money is popular.

Would he win South Carolina? Would he even come second?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 03:14 PM (cD1dp)

When they said Pritzker was hanging around South Carolina, they meant he's hanging AROUND South Carolina.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 04, 2025 03:19 PM (dGCAG)

SC being first shows a huge fix is in. There are what, 45 Democrats in the state? Its worse than the Caucases and whatever New Hampshire does.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 03:22 PM (8avO+)

360 AOC's much better than the old crank Sanders. She's gonna get like twenty-five mansions by the time they wheel her out of Congress in a sarcophagus 117 years from now.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 04, 2025 02:53 PM (BI5O2)

Yup LOL

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2025 03:22 PM (DH2hG)

361 I thought the South Carolina DNC was run by that black guy (can't remember his name), and he was the kingmaker for the primaries.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 04, 2025 03:21 PM (PMtkd)

--------------

James Clyburn.

Posted by: ShainS -- Hunter Biden Wrote And AutoPen-Signed His Own Pardon at June 04, 2025 03:23 PM (z3mAd)

362 My cat would do that fast slapping thing to your face if you called him genderqueer.

So I never did.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 04, 2025 03:18 PM (PMtkd)

I don't know, I saw my cat pawing at my nail polish when he was 2 months old, so I knew he wanted to be a girl kitty.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 04, 2025 03:23 PM (dGCAG)

363 Did we determine if AOC was pregnant? She's losing her shine kind of early.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 04, 2025 03:23 PM (PMtkd)

364 I'll vote for Tay Tay!
Posted by: Your neighborhood AWFL at June 04, 2025 03:14 PM (n9Gmp)

======

Remember when people thought Taylor Swift endorsing Kamala was the deathknell of the Trump re-election campaign?

I 'member.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 03:15 PM (cD1dp)


I guess that moment right there was Tay-Tay's Apogee.

She tied her fortunes to a Blowjobian Loser, and it's been downhill ever since.

Not that she's going to suffer at all, but Ole Tay-Tay probably had 5-6 more good years and a couple of best selling albums to add to the piggy bank.

But, now....not so much.

A lesson for us all.

Posted by: Testosterone at June 04, 2025 03:23 PM (iJfKG)

365 361 I thought the South Carolina DNC was run by that black guy (can't remember his name), and he was the kingmaker for the primaries.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 04, 2025 03:21 PM (PMtkd)

--------------

James Clyburn.
Posted by: ShainS -- Hunter Biden Wrote And AutoPen-Signed His Own Pardon at June 04, 2025 03:23 PM (z3mAd)

===

Yeah, he probably meant Clyburn.

I think Clyburn's influence is massively overstated. The idea that his go ahead meant that a bunch of black Democrats were suddenly open to voting for Obama's VP has always struck me as...far fetched.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 03:24 PM (cD1dp)

366 AOC's much better than the old crank Sanders. She's gonna get like twenty-five mansions by the time they wheel her out of Congress in a sarcophagus 117 years from now.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 04, 2025 02:53 PM (BI5O2)

Yup LOL
Posted by: ... at June 04, 2025 03:22 PM (DH2hG)

She already got an apartment with a garbage disposal.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 03:24 PM (8avO+)

367 354 I thought the South Carolina DNC was run by that black guy (can't remember his name), and he was the kingmaker for the primaries.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 04, 2025 03:21 PM (PMtkd)

Clyburn might be able to sway some votes (he'd probably back Kamala), but nobody cares what Harrison thinks outside of D.C. or Columbia, SC.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 04, 2025 03:25 PM (6ydKt)

368 I think it was Alex Berenson who observed that Tay-Tay is popular, but not cool.

Posted by: mr tmz at June 04, 2025 03:25 PM (rJ48h)

369 Not that she's going to suffer at all, but Ole Tay-Tay probably had 5-6 more good years and a couple of best selling albums to add to the piggy bank.

But, now....not so much.

A lesson for us all.
Posted by: Testosterone at June 04, 2025 03:23 PM (iJfKG)

She still has the career where she goes acoustic and wears long dresses and is mournful.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 03:25 PM (8avO+)

370 Pritzker doesn't have a chance anywhere outside of Illinois.

We tried a Chicago president once, and we're still living with the consequences.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 04, 2025 03:21 PM (6ydKt)

I knew a guy who drove to Chicago one weekend, and accidentally ran into Pritzker.

They found him dead, in his car, under the governor's left tit about 4 months later.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 04, 2025 03:25 PM (dGCAG)

371 Right now, it looks like Beto is going to run for Senator from Texas again in '26, although it might be Colin Allred, who just lost a race against Ted Cruz last year.

notable thing about Allred - all the pollsters said he was neck and neck with Cruz, within a couple of points, all year long, and then he lost by a 53-44 margin, just like everyone who looked at voting history and ignored stupid polls said it was going to be.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 04, 2025 03:26 PM (uWKK8)

372 KJP. Writing a tell-all about doings inside the White House. Bwahahahaha! She doesn't know shit. Would you tell any secrets to KJP? Would you let KJP witness anything you want hidden from the press and public?

The only things she knew were the words in The Binder. Written for her by others.

Posted by: Gref at June 04, 2025 03:26 PM (aBgBM)

373 Remember how long they pretended that Bloomberg was a serious candidate in the 2020 primaries? Right up until he had spent a Billion dollars on his campaign, and only had the Isle of Guam to show for it.

---------------

"American Samoa, xenophobic h8r!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Hunter Biden Wrote And AutoPen-Signed His Own Pardon at June 04, 2025 03:26 PM (tf+dR)

374 I don't know, I saw my cat pawing at my nail polish when he was 2 months old, so I knew he wanted to be a girl kitty.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 04, 2025 03:23 PM (dGCAG)

it hardens the tips of the claws for added damage

Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 03:26 PM (8avO+)

375 SC being first shows a huge fix is in. There are what, 45 Democrats in the state? Its worse than the Caucases and whatever New Hampshire does.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 03:22 PM (8avO+)

SC is 30% black, and they vote around 80 - 95% Democrat.

That's more of a reason SC is first, to measure black support in the south.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 04, 2025 03:27 PM (6ydKt)

376 I think all celebrities have lost their influence when speaking about politics.

No one cares what Oprah, Clooney, Swift, or any other scummy, leftist, psycho thinks about politics.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 04, 2025 03:27 PM (PMtkd)

377 She still has the career where she goes acoustic and wears long dresses and is mournful.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 03:25 PM (8avO+)

Don't forget the Christmas Album. And then old Gospel favorites.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 04, 2025 03:27 PM (uWKK8)

378 nood cornyn losing

Posted by: Gref at June 04, 2025 03:27 PM (aBgBM)

379 Did we determine if AOC was pregnant?
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 04, 2025 03:23 PM (PMtkd)

Not sure. I can take a look, if necessary.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 04, 2025 03:27 PM (dGCAG)

380 At least Harris blew the money running vin the general election JEB!, blew $250m in the Republican primary

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 04, 2025 03:28 PM (6L8Ax)

381 They found him dead, in his car, under the governor's left tit about 4 months later.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 04, 2025 03:25 PM (dGCAG)

He might want to diet if he's running for prez.
We haven't had one that big since Taft got stuck in his bathtub.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 04, 2025 03:29 PM (6ydKt)

382 NOOD Cornyn.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 04, 2025 03:29 PM (6ydKt)

383 336 Beto's lack of testosterone was glaringly evident.

Those arms. The shitty posture. The weak jaw. The weakness emanating from him was loud.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 04, 2025 03:16 PM

He's my role model.

Posted by: Little Davy Hogg at June 04, 2025 03:30 PM (n9Gmp)

384 At least Harris blew the money running vin the general election JEB!, blew $250m in the Republican primary
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 04, 2025 03:28 PM (6L8Ax)

Had to be stealing money and stocking it. Maybe JEB was smarter than we think.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2025 03:31 PM (8avO+)

385 Remember when people thought Taylor Swift endorsing Kamala was the deathknell of the Trump re-election campaign?

I 'member.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 04, 2025 03:15 PM (cD1dp)
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And a good number were Trump voters worrying about this cataclysm.

I was like "what?!"

Posted by: Hank Johnson at June 04, 2025 03:32 PM (krQz2)

386 At least Harris blew the money running vin the general election JEB!, blew $250m in the Republican primary
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 04, 2025 03:28 PM (6L8Ax)
---
She was renown for blowing things.

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2025 03:32 PM (krQz2)

387 >>Karine is auditioning for a slot on MSNBC or CNN. Since the Dem brand is dead, she wants to be seen as an independent.

There is a long history of Dem spoke sholes going into broadcasting.
Posted by: El Mariachi

>Jen Pfaki-Psaki's ratings are down 47%. How's that working out for her? These aging poptart journalists are neither smart enough nor sexy enough to be headliners.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 04, 2025 03:35 PM (qHYlB)

388 wasn't she running the white house? i know she was one of Biden's "handlers"

lol. These libs got giant balls

Posted by: YOHAN THE LIBRARIAN at June 04, 2025 04:28 PM (3TalN)

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