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Tilt-Shift Cafe

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More like that here

Pig has a doomed Peppy LePew-style crush on a cat.

Cute little towel-thief.

Big dog gently greets a tiny kitten.

Playing with an anteater. Cute! But the anteater's front paws continue to look more like heads than the anteater's actual head.

Red panda enjoys some summer snacks.

Superdog.

Bambi and Thumper.

Classic: good boy enjoys a good slide.

Bathing your hedgehog, if you know what I mean.

This horse is either very pregnant or suffering from Equine Brian Stelterism.

Dude fishing in a lightning storm realizes his pole is made of metal. And he realizes this twice.

BMX bikers are out of control.

I don't see you guys rating the kind of mate I'm contemplating.

Dog stops by the Dog Stick Library.

Birds have a dance-off and it's not even close.

And that little boy's name was Evel Knievel.

Some gave all:



Posted by: Ace at 07:30 PM




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1 First

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 06, 2025 07:33 PM (XMwZJ)

2 Love that tilt-shift photography, so cool...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 06, 2025 07:33 PM (XMwZJ)

3 Hello, cafe friends!

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2025 07:34 PM (pZEOD)

4 My dad fought in WWII...but only in Georgia. Said he was keeping all the southern belles safe from Nazis.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 06, 2025 07:35 PM (XMwZJ)

5 My grandfather killed 20 men during World War II. Later, when he was released from an Allies military prison, he immigrated to America.

Posted by: Dwight Kurt Schrute, Patriot at June 06, 2025 07:38 PM (KRtlO)

6 Oklahoma horde, please be safe on this weather.

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2025 07:38 PM (pZEOD)

7 They are doing another Dracula with Christoph Waltz?

https://tinyurl.com/2pwy26ws

Seems kind of standard.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 07:40 PM (bss/y)

8
Pig has a doomed Peppy LePew-style crush on a cat.

https://youtu.be/9kP3EwOHA3U

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2025 07:40 PM (63Dwl)

9 raise your hand if you're almost as sick of Christoph Waltz as you are of Pedro Pascal

Posted by: ace at June 06, 2025 07:40 PM (KRtlO)

10 Birds have a dance-off and it's not even close.

Thrash metal vs doo-wop.

Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2025 07:41 PM (DgGvY)

11 I hate Georgia nazis.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 06, 2025 07:43 PM (htQdD)

12 Holy schnikees is that some dense fog we have tonight. Good night not to be on a boat.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 06, 2025 07:43 PM (viF8m)

13 Umbrella cockatoos are nuts.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 06, 2025 07:44 PM (htQdD)

14 I have two fallen families members that landed in France. One is planted in Sant Avold and another in Luxembourg.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 06, 2025 07:44 PM (fB/cf)

15 9 raise your hand if you're almost as sick of Christoph Waltz as you are of Pedro Pascal
Posted by: ace at June 06, 2025 07:40 PM (KRtlO)

Waltz is no where near as gay.

Even in the shit Skyfall (was that the one where he played Blowfeld?) I did not HATE him- just the movie.

Pedro is just gay shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 07:45 PM (bss/y)

16 I don't see you guys rating the kind of mate I'm contemplating.

Two cats involved? You knew it was going to be chessboxing, and not just chess.

Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2025 07:45 PM (DgGvY)

17 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at June 06, 2025 07:45 PM (77rzZ)

18 Little boy on bike is terrific stuff Huge smile here

And in the comments is a hysterical bit with a baby and three sisters, he clearly prefers the redhead.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 07:47 PM (2VST1)

19 Cute little towel-thief.

Faked me out. I was sure he was gonna get caught in the USB-charger-cable snare that was set there.

Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2025 07:48 PM (DgGvY)

20 And I love Tilt Shift photography, its such a cool effect. That forced focal point really tricks your eyes

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 07:48 PM (2VST1)

21 Best pedro is ground meat pedro.

Posted by: kingsman at June 06, 2025 07:49 PM (ehY6c)

22 They are doing another Dracula with Christoph Waltz?

https://tinyurl.com/2pwy26ws

Seems kind of standard.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 07:40 PM (bss/y)
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Zombie Christopher Lee must not have been available.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2025 07:50 PM (GlyvH)

23 I was not as impressed with Christopf Walz's intro scene in Inglorious Basterds as all the reviewers were. It was okay but not particularly stand out to me. He seems decent as an actor but kind of forgettable.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 07:50 PM (2VST1)

24 Zombie Christopher Lee must not have been available.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2025 07:50 PM (GlyvH)

A GOOD Christopher Lee Dracula would have been wonderful.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 07:51 PM (bss/y)

25 9 raise your hand if you're almost as sick of Christoph Waltz as you are of Pedro Pascal
Posted by: ace at June 06, 2025 07:40 PM (KRtlO)

Who?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 06, 2025 07:52 PM (h7ZuX)

26 Jack Palance was the best Dracula.

Posted by: Bulg at June 06, 2025 07:53 PM (77rzZ)

27 An entire week without the mephitic malbouquet of penguins.

Could this be the start of a wonderful trend?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 06, 2025 07:53 PM (0sNs1)

28 Whoot!

Just pulled up To the dock! Weekend is here!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2025 07:54 PM (uBGP/)

29 I don't see you guys rating the kind of mate I'm contemplating.

It's a drag, it's a bore
It's really such a pity
To be looking at the board
Not brawling with a kitty

Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2025 07:55 PM (DgGvY)

30 >>Who?

Another actor who plays the same guy no matter what movie he is cast in.

He was a German aristocrat in Django and a German aristocrat in Inglorious Bastards.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 06, 2025 07:56 PM (viF8m)

31
They are doing another Dracula with Christoph Waltz?

https://tinyurl.com/2pwy26ws

Seems kind of standard.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

================

Another overwrought, broody, blue-shifted Dracula film. Very standard.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2025 07:56 PM (y8VAE)

32 He was a German aristocrat in Django and a German aristocrat in Inglorious Bastards.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 06, 2025 07:56 PM (viF8m)

Oh, that guy. Now I know.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 06, 2025 07:57 PM (h7ZuX)

33 Just pulled up To the dock! Weekend is here!
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2025 07:54 PM


Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 06, 2025 07:57 PM (0sNs1)

34 Hmmm... may have to watch 'The Longest Day' tonight.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2025 07:57 PM (mP0Kj)

35 Supreme Court grants DOGE full access to Social Security records.

While that's obviously a win, it should never have gotten this far.

Maybe we should set up a constitutional amendment to the effect that any judge who is overruled by the Supreme Court more than once is automatically impeached and removed from office due to being unqualified.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 06, 2025 07:57 PM (qpyNK)

36 I wonder if they will have a werewolf fucking a woman on top of a grave this time?

Gary Oldman's was an odd one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 07:58 PM (bss/y)

37 Tit shift? What the heck is that?

Posted by: Guy who calls 'em bananas at June 06, 2025 07:58 PM (vFG9F)

38 Oh. ""Tilt".

Posted by: Guy who calls 'em bananas at June 06, 2025 07:59 PM (vFG9F)

39 If they really have to keep remaking the old stories, they should change them up enough to be actually different. Like Trailer Park Dracula or Werewolves in Cleveland or something.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 06, 2025 07:59 PM (h7ZuX)

40 Dude fishing in a lightning storm realizes his pole is made of metal. And he realizes this twice.

Ah, the Daily Double Darwin award!

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 06, 2025 07:59 PM (mH6SG)

41 39 If they really have to keep remaking the old stories, they should change them up enough to be actually different. Like Trailer Park Dracula or Werewolves in Cleveland or something.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 06, 2025 07:59 PM (h7ZuX)

Dracula set in the deep south. Full accent.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 08:00 PM (bss/y)

42 Superdog.

Whippet good.

Posted by: DEVO at June 06, 2025 08:00 PM (jc0TO)

43 39 If they really have to keep remaking the old stories, they should change them up enough to be actually different. Like Trailer Park Dracula or Werewolves in Cleveland or something.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 06, 2025 07:59 PM (h7ZuX)

With Arnold Kolchak investigating??? I Likey!

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2025 08:00 PM (mP0Kj)

44 Yogi Berra was on some assault ship firing rockets and machine guns at the Krauts trying to soften up their defenses. Got a Purple Heart on D-Day.

Posted by: Rizzuto-Berra Bowl at June 06, 2025 08:01 PM (G5+As)

45 Just pulled up To the dock! Weekend is here!
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2025 07:54 PM (uBGP/)

Happy weekend, nurse ratched!

*raises glass
I'm having a nice Chianti.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 06, 2025 08:01 PM (h7ZuX)

46 39 If they really have to keep remaking the old stories, they should change them up enough to be actually different. Like Trailer Park Dracula or Werewolves in Cleveland or something.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 06, 2025 07:59 PM (h7ZuX)

Dracula set in the deep south. Full accent.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 08:00 PM (bss/y)
----
Isn't that the premise of Interview with a Vampire?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2025 08:01 PM (GlyvH)

47 Willowed but needs correction.

>>>MSNBC fired her because they wanted to appeal to Trump and were afraid that Reid was getting too close to taking Trump down.

Sorry, Ace, but that is the funniest shit I have seen all week.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 06, 2025 07:37 PM (ic2Gw)

Dems telling their voters that they need to get their fat asses back into the gym is the funniest thing I have seen all week.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 06, 2025 08:02 PM (ic2Gw)

48 >>Dracula set in the deep south. Full accent.

Won't work. How many times can he bite his sister?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 06, 2025 08:02 PM (viF8m)

49 Dang y'all, he left a trail of boiled peanut shells.

Posted by: Southern Fried Werewolf Hunter at June 06, 2025 08:02 PM (vFG9F)

50 Isn't that the premise of Interview with a Vampire?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2025 08:01 PM (GlyvH)

No, that was Gay Dracula.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 08:02 PM (bss/y)

51 My favorite Dracula is William Marshall. Freakin' BLACULA

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 08:03 PM (2VST1)

52 35, great idea!

happy weekend, nurse!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 06, 2025 08:03 PM (/Ghsb)

53 Dracula in the Deep South?

Dracy’alla

Posted by: Bulg at June 06, 2025 08:03 PM (77rzZ)

54 Dracula set in the deep south. Full accent.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 08:00 PM (bss/y)
----
Isn't that the premise of Interview with a Vampire?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2025 08:01 PM (GlyvH)

Kind of like Saberhagen's 'The Dracula Tapes'...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2025 08:03 PM (mP0Kj)

55 My favorite Dracula is William Marshall. Freakin' BLACULA

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 08:03 PM (2VST1)

My favorite is Dracula is Gus' rendition of Blacula.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 06, 2025 08:04 PM (ic2Gw)

56 Got a Purple Heart on D-Day.

They put him radio but nobody could understand a thing he said

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 08:04 PM (2VST1)

57 I'm having a nice Chianti.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 06, 2025 08:01 PM


Always a good choice.

Posted by: Hannibal Lector at June 06, 2025 08:04 PM (0sNs1)

58 50 Isn't that the premise of Interview with a Vampire?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2025 08:01 PM (GlyvH)

No, that was Gay Dracula.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 08:02 PM (bss/y)

Definitely not the one in love with Suzzy Sunshine!

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2025 08:04 PM (mP0Kj)

59 Anne Rive already did the southern vampire thing with Louis in "Interview with a Vampire."

Also, "True Blood" on HBO was about as southern as you can get without hitting Mexico.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 08:05 PM (6ydKt)

60 47, healing power of "and", innit?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 06, 2025 08:05 PM (/Ghsb)

61 I confess that I did find Winona Ryder running down the steps in her night dress compelling cinema, though. Eisenstein level.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 08:05 PM (2VST1)

62 Guess I may be done with news for a while.

All Trump - Musk and Maryland Dad guy. Maybe we'll get lucky and Putin will do something crazy impressive.

Posted by: Stateless.. 20% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 06, 2025 08:05 PM (jvJvP)

63 Dracy’alla
Posted by: Bulg at June 06, 2025 08:03 PM (77rzZ)

Perfect!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 06, 2025 08:05 PM (h7ZuX)

64 I confess that I did find Winona Ryder running down the steps in her night dress compelling cinema, though. Eisenstein level.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 08:05 PM


We do, too.

Posted by: Primus at June 06, 2025 08:07 PM (0sNs1)

65 Dracula in the Deep South?

Dracy’alla

Posted by: Bulg at June 06, 2025 08:03 PM (77rzZ)

Sucks the butter out of people's veins?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 06, 2025 08:07 PM (ic2Gw)

66 Dracula set in the deep south. Full accent.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Near dark?

Posted by: haffhowershower at June 06, 2025 08:07 PM (144I4)

67 Superman's laundry day --
Man wearing only cape and underwear caught on camera breaking into a Dollar General

https://tinyurl.com/3hkxxdp2

Posted by: Ciampino - great deeds done super quick at June 06, 2025 08:07 PM (sPQoU)

68 The last time I bathed my hedgehog it fell off.

Posted by: Southern Fried Werewolf Hunter at June 06, 2025 08:07 PM (vFG9F)

69 48 >>Dracula set in the deep south. Full accent.

Won't work. How many times can he bite his sister?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 06

All right. Simmer down.

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2025 08:07 PM (pZEOD)

70 Tilt shift photography makes real cars look like toys
---
Otherwise, I'm envious of how you get your matchbox cars to smoke like that. (The demo derby)

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 08:08 PM (krQz2)

71 Sucks the butter out of people's veins?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 06, 2025 08:07 PM (ic2Gw)

We like butter, but we bleed gravy.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 08:08 PM (6ydKt)

72 Dracula set in the deep south. Full accent.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Interview with a Vampire is set in NoLa.

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2025 08:09 PM (pZEOD)

73 Dracula set in the deep south. Full accent.
---
Ah don't drank ... wahn.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 08:09 PM (krQz2)

74 >>All right. Simmer down.

I was wondering how long it would take.

Who else had a great week?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 06, 2025 08:10 PM (viF8m)

75 Lissen ta tha music of tha naht.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 08:11 PM (krQz2)

76 Ah don't drank ... wahn.
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 08:09 PM (krQz2)

Exactly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 08:12 PM (bss/y)

77 Open-ish thread, right?

Remember that just 9 days after the D-Day landings in France, the US had 500 ships and 300K men conducting the invasion of Saipan (Operation Forager).

Two of the largest amphibious operations in history, on opposite sides of the world, a week apart.

That is our incredible legacy.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 06, 2025 08:12 PM (1m82a)

78 Interview with a Vampire is set in NoLa.

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2025 08:09 PM (pZEOD)
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Dracula speaks like Farmer Fran in Waterboy.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 08:12 PM (krQz2)

79 75 Lissen ta tha music of tha naht.
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 08:11 PM (krQz2)

Listen to the chillrun of the naght.
What purty music them make.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 08:13 PM (bss/y)

80 Pro Tip: Don't fight a dinosaur; you'll jurasskicked.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 06, 2025 08:13 PM (0sNs1)

81 Won't work. How many times can he bite his sister?

Posted by: JackStraw
---
A moose bit my sister once.

Posted by: Sven at June 06, 2025 08:13 PM (krQz2)

82 Listen to the chillrun of the naght.
What purty music them make.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 08:13 PM (bss/y)
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I added a little Jedd Clampett when I read that.

"Well doggy! they make purty music."

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 08:15 PM (krQz2)

83 40 Dude fishing in a lightning storm realizes his pole is made of metal. And he realizes this twice.

Ah, the Daily Double Darwin award!

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 06, 2025 07:59 PM (mH6SG)
----
What you call a slow learner - probably a democrat.

Posted by: Ciampino - stunned fish or humans? at June 06, 2025 08:15 PM (sPQoU)

84 "A moose bit my sister once.
Posted by: Sven"

Why didn't it bite her again?

Posted by: Southern Fried Werewolf Hunter at June 06, 2025 08:15 PM (vFG9F)

85 77 Open-ish thread, right?

Remember that just 9 days after the D-Day landings in France, the US had 500 ships and 300K men conducting the invasion of Saipan (Operation Forager).

Two of the largest amphibious operations in history, on opposite sides of the world, a week apart.

That is our incredible legacy.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 06

We were amazing. We can be again.

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2025 08:15 PM (pZEOD)

86 Buddy Ebsen as Dracula.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 08:16 PM (krQz2)

87 I added a little Jedd Clampett when I read that.

"Well doggy! they make purty music."
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 08:15 PM (krQz2)

Nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2025 08:16 PM (bss/y)

88 A moose bit my sister once.

"was you ever bit by a dead bee?"
-Eddie

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 06, 2025 08:16 PM (2VST1)

89

A juvenile barred owl has perched right outside my back porch screen room, maybe ten feet away from me. He kicked off a neighborhood hoot off too.

Very cool.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 06, 2025 08:17 PM (MsrgL)

90 Sucks the butter out of people's veins?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 06, 2025 08:07 PM


Dude. In South Asia, that would be considered ghee.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 06, 2025 08:17 PM (0sNs1)

91 Southern Dracula:

Ya got a real purty mouth...

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 08:18 PM (krQz2)

92 Dracula set in the deep south. Full accent.


Gaze into my eyes. Hold it a sec, there's a fresh basket of hushpuppies on the table there. (commences nom-noming)

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 06, 2025 08:19 PM (Aqu9a)

93 He passed on-RIP, but Michael J. Pollard would have made a fine Dracula.

Posted by: Movie Maven at June 06, 2025 08:19 PM (G5+As)

94 Dude. In South Asia, that would be considered ghee.
Posted by: Duncanthrax


It's not ghee if you close your eyes.

Posted by: haffhowershower at June 06, 2025 08:19 PM (144I4)

95 78 Dracula speaks like Farmer Fran in Waterboy.
Posted by: Axeman at June 06,

It’s like everyone in the south has the same drawl! Alabama is different from Mississippi is different from Louisiana. And that isn't even getting into the nuances of different parts of each state!

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2025 08:19 PM (pZEOD)

96 "A moose bit my sister once.
Posted by: Sven"

Why didn't it bite her again?
Posted by: Southern Fried Werewolf Hunter at June 06, 2025 08:15 PM (vFG9F)
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Ya, it did.

But it first bit her once.

Posted by: Sven at June 06, 2025 08:19 PM (krQz2)

97 Hedgehog link does not work....sad

Posted by: runner at June 06, 2025 08:20 PM (g47mK)

98 We had time-shift yesterday may as well have tilt- shift today.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2025 08:20 PM (k+RN3)

99 Can they do the opposite and make toy cars look real?

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2025 08:20 PM (VofaG)

100 Heh. I guess I missed it, but Glenn Greenwald had a particularly gross gay prostitute sex tape leak.

And he's always on about being the "gay family man."

I don't particularly care about Greenwald, but I think it's funny, because Tucker Carlson is halfway to gay for Greenwald, and he's always rattling on about how freaky gays with disordered sex lives shouldn't be trusted.

I wonder if he'll be a favorite guest after this peckerdillo, lol.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2025 08:21 PM (BI5O2)

101 Hedgehog link does not work....sad
Posted by: runner at June 06, 2025 08:20 PM (g47mK)

I'm disappointed.

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at June 06, 2025 08:21 PM (Aqu9a)

102 We never stopped being amazing.

All we needed was to be reminded.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 06, 2025 08:22 PM (viF8m)

103 Kash Patel now has Fauci's hard drive and his cell phone.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 06, 2025 08:22 PM (3ImbR)

104 Dracula speaks like Farmer Fran in Waterboy.
Posted by: Axeman at June 06,

It’s like everyone in the south has the same drawl! Alabama is different from Mississippi is different from Louisiana. And that isn't even getting into the nuances of different parts of each state!
Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2025 08:19 PM (pZEOD)
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Oh, I know that. And I know that Farmer Fran in Waterboy is backwoods Cajun, which was in view when somebody brought up Louisiana.

Posted by: Sven at June 06, 2025 08:22 PM (krQz2)

105 "But it first bit her once.
Posted by: Sven"

It must have been very traumatic. A moose bite can be very nasty.

Posted by: Southern Fried Werewolf Hunter at June 06, 2025 08:23 PM (vFG9F)

106 Gee, what would happen to a law firm if this happened to them???

@GeneralMCNews 1h
BREAKING: The Supreme Court mistakenly released information about case decisions after a software malfunction triggered the wrong emails to be sent.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 06, 2025 08:23 PM (mlg/3)

107 The Price Is Right At Night is on.

Huge prizes and they really make the games extra winnable. Nice, older lady won $75,000. Good for her.

Posted by: Stateless.. 20% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 06, 2025 08:24 PM (jvJvP)

108 Dracula set in the deep South

The Banjo boys will take care of him...

Posted by: Case at June 06, 2025 08:24 PM (a1g6Z)

109 "software malfunction" my butt. Somebody f'd up.

Posted by: fd at June 06, 2025 08:24 PM (vFG9F)

110 Red panda enjoys some summer snacks.

It knows how to use a skewer? Tool using animals are getting out of control.

Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2025 08:25 PM (DgGvY)

111
Gee, what would happen to a law firm if this happened to them???

__________

The partners would blame some low-level paralegal.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2025 08:25 PM (QnmlO)

112 Open-ish thread, right?

Remember that just 9 days after the D-Day landings in France, the US had 500 ships and 300K men conducting the invasion of Saipan (Operation Forager).

Two of the largest amphibious operations in history, on opposite sides of the world, a week apart.

That is our incredible legacy.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 06, 2025 08:12 PM (1m82a)

Two Time Undefeated World War Champions.

The American hating Left hate that T-shirt.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2025 08:26 PM (VofaG)

113 FIRST!

In the heart of my doggeh

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 06, 2025 08:26 PM (Splbu)

114 99 Can they do the opposite and make toy cars look real?

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2025 08:20 PM (VofaG)

That used to be the standard way back when they still did practical effects in movies/tv.

A car blowing up, driving off a bridge, etc., that was usually detailed scale models that look pretty real once it hit the screen.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 08:26 PM (6ydKt)

115 Jayne Mansfield had to sod periodic tit-shifts in the course of her performances.

Posted by: Bulg at June 06, 2025 08:26 PM (77rzZ)

116 >>Posted by: IrishEi at June 06

So, did he get the house?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 06, 2025 08:26 PM (viF8m)

117 __________

The partners would blame some low-level paralegal.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
-----

Bulg didit.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2025 08:27 PM (k+RN3)

118 All these great technical advances in electronics and software over the last 50 years and they can't even land on the Moon anymore.

WTF?

Posted by: pawn at June 06, 2025 08:27 PM (7PZBL)

119 111 Don’t look at me.

Posted by: Bulg at June 06, 2025 08:28 PM (77rzZ)

120 Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 08:26 PM (6ydKt)

It always had a tell when they used models.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2025 08:28 PM (VofaG)

121 Watching The Accountant 2 on prime

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 06, 2025 08:28 PM (Splbu)

122
That is our incredible legacy.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 06, 2025 08:12 PM (1m82a)

__________

Every boot, bullet and ration to the Pacific Area and the ETO had to be transported thousands of miles. The logistics train of the US is an incredible story that still needs to be written.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2025 08:29 PM (QnmlO)

123 A San Francisco fetish retailer is facing legal action over claims that it failed to warn consumers about the presence of a toxic chemical in its bondage gear.

In a lawsuit filed Thursday in San Francisco Superior Court, the environmental advocacy group Blue Sky Forever accused Mr. S Leather Co., a longtime purveyor of BDSM products, of violating California’s Proposition 65 by selling gags containing a chemical known to cause reproductive harm.

“By this action, BSF seeks to enforce the People’s right to be informed of the harms caused by exposures to di(2-ethylhexyl) phthalate (‘DEHP’, a toxic chemical found in and on gags manufactured, imported, distributed, sold, and offered for sale by Defendants in the State of California.”

The Gimp could not be reached for comment.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 06, 2025 08:29 PM (0sNs1)

124 Good evening, Hordelings. Got a couple steaks in the sous vide pot, just waiting for the missus to get home. It's going to be near 100F this weekend, so I'm planning on an early Saturday morning hike followed by sitting in the air conditioning the rest of the day.

Posted by: PabloD at June 06, 2025 08:29 PM (Dsfkc)

125 23
'I was not as impressed with Christopf Walz's intro scene in Inglorious Basterds as all the reviewers were.'

Not just the reviewers I thought it was very understatedly intimidating. Although the tension owed as much to writing and direction as acting.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 06, 2025 08:29 PM (3wi/L)

126 Red Pandas are Chicom cheap fake, knock off Racoons.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at June 06, 2025 08:30 PM (NXz8h)

127
Don’t look at me.
Posted by: Bulg at June 06, 2025 08:28 PM (77rzZ)

_________

They need a warm body. You're it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2025 08:30 PM (QnmlO)

128 The best car going over a cliff scenes are the ones where the car explodes about 1/2 down. You know nobody is getting out of that.

Posted by: fd at June 06, 2025 08:30 PM (vFG9F)

129 89

A juvenile barred owl has perched right outside my back porch screen room, maybe ten feet away from me. He kicked off a neighborhood hoot off too.

Very cool.
Posted by: BifBewalski


That’s really cool.


The Evel Knievel kid cracked me up. My boys weren’t that bad, but, well we had a few broken arms and concussions before high school. Then it got worse.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2025 08:30 PM (R1Ziy)

130 So, did he get the house?
~~~~~

No.

He went up $30,000 but someone who was frustrated at missing out on a number of other houses went up a whopping $100,000. Insane. But there's very little inventory in this area.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 06, 2025 08:31 PM (3ImbR)

131 The best car going over a cliff scenes are the ones where the car explodes about 1/2 down. You know nobody is getting out of that.
Posted by: fd at June 06, 2025 08:30 PM (vFG9F)
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Until plot armor kicks in.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 08:32 PM (krQz2)

132 PabloD!


Nice to see you!!!! How is the Hound from Hell?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2025 08:32 PM (R1Ziy)

133
The best car going over a cliff scenes are the ones where the car explodes about 1/2 down. You know nobody is getting out of that.
Posted by: fd at June 06, 2025 08:30 PM (vFG9F)

_________

In movies, there's nothing that's more instantly inflammable than a car.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2025 08:32 PM (QnmlO)

134 Not just the reviewers I thought it was very understatedly intimidating. Although the tension owed as much to writing and direction as acting.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 06, 2025 08:29 PM (3wi/L)

Tarantino does that very well. I thought Once Upon of Time in Hollywood was just meh except for the Brad Pitt scene at the ranch. One of my top five scenes.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2025 08:32 PM (VofaG)

135 I mean, you need primo plot armor to get out of an explosion.

Run-of-the-mill, bargain basement plot armor is just not going to cut it.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 08:33 PM (krQz2)

136 In a lawsuit filed Thursday in San Francisco Superior Court, the environmental advocacy group Blue Sky Forever accused Mr. S Leather Co., a longtime purveyor of BDSM products, of violating California’s Proposition 65 by selling gags containing a chemical known to cause reproductive harm.

--------

Huh. Does a 8" diameter but plug made of California-banned plastics prevent a diseased homo from dropping out a butt baby while waddling down Castro Street after participating in a Dr. Fauci bathhouse "study?"

I wish I understood muh sciencez better.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2025 08:33 PM (BI5O2)

137 I am not that impressed with Christoph Waltz.

Posted by: runner at June 06, 2025 08:33 PM (g47mK)

138 Just how F***ING! stupid do you have to be to get hit by lightning while standing in water, and then say "you know, I don't think the heavy stuff's gonna come down for awhile. I think I'll keep fishing."

Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2025 08:33 PM (s8j++)

139 Every boot, bullet and ration to the Pacific Area and the ETO had to be transported thousands of miles. The logistics train of the US is an incredible story that still needs to be written.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2025 08:29 PM (QnmlO)

End of WW2 Dad was a Signalman who rode Merchant ships in the Pacific... they would have a small Navy Detachment onboard for communications... while in Convoys.

Kamikaze flew over his merchant, and hit a neighboring Destroyer as a higher value target.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2025 08:34 PM (mP0Kj)

140 >>He went up $30,000 but someone who was frustrated at missing out on a number of other houses went up a whopping $100,000. Insane. But there's very little inventory in this area.

Sorry. He'll find another.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 06, 2025 08:34 PM (viF8m)

141 I still have a chipped front tooth I have to get rebonded every ten years or so from my
Jr. Knievel days.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2025 08:34 PM (VofaG)

142 Lousiana has a number of strange accents, mostly Franco-African. Wouldn't really count it as southern. It's halfway to Haitian

Posted by: gKWVE at June 06, 2025 08:34 PM (gKWVE)

143 138 Just how F***ING! stupid do you have to be to get hit by lightning while standing in water, and then say "you know, I don't think the heavy stuff's gonna come down for awhile. I think I'll keep fishing."
Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2025 08:33 PM (s8j++)

I mean... its not like.... Golf...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2025 08:35 PM (mP0Kj)

144 Hiya, Nurse! Mr. Hellhound is well, thanks for asking. He had a small foot injury last week but it seems to have healed just fine. Right now he's enjoying the cool of the dining room floor. How are you doing?

Posted by: PabloD at June 06, 2025 08:35 PM (Dsfkc)

145 What a dismal-looking pic up top. If every inmate of all those apartments chose to go to the beach at the same time, there would not be room for suntan oil.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2025 08:35 PM (EIeK8)

146 Just how F***ING! stupid do you have to be to get hit by lightning while standing in water, and then say "you know, I don't think the heavy stuff's gonna come down for awhile. I think I'll keep fishing."

Right? Obviously, they should have immediately headed for deeper water.

Posted by: AOC at June 06, 2025 08:35 PM (s8j++)

147 " I mean, you need primo plot armor to get out of an explosion.

Run-of-the-mill, bargain basement plot armor is just not going to cut it.
Posted by: Axeman"

You gotta be the Hulk or something to survive a mid-air explosion and then crashing into the ground in a fireball.

Posted by: fd at June 06, 2025 08:35 PM (vFG9F)

148 141 I still have a chipped front tooth I have to get rebonded every ten years or so from my
Jr. Knievel days.
Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2025 08:34 PM (VofaG)

Yeah... we just did not have motorized, it was all Pedal Powered.

But yeah, I wrecked a lot of bikes... and chipped a lot of teeth.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2025 08:36 PM (mP0Kj)

149 In movies, there's nothing that's more instantly inflammable than a car.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2025 08:32 PM (QnmlO)

And in real life....

A lady on The Price is Right at Night has a chance to win a Porsche.

Lol...electric...

Take the cash lady....

Posted by: Stateless.. 20% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 06, 2025 08:36 PM (jvJvP)

150 My ex husband’s uncle Bob landed at Normandy. I met him. He maintained the only reason he survived the landing was because he was 6’4. He watched his comrades drown due to the weight of their packs and not being able to keep their head above water.

I enjoyed listening to him.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2025 08:36 PM (mT+6a)

151 Due to its suitable properties and the low cost, DEHP is widely used as a plasticizer in manufacturing of articles made of PVC.[9] Plastics may contain 1% to 40% of DEHP. It is also used as a hydraulic fluid and as a dielectric fluid in capacitors. DEHP also finds use as a solvent in glowsticks.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2025 08:36 PM (k+RN3)

152 127 Heh. I did almost get blamed during the stock-options scandal of the mid-late oughts for stuff that happened before I even worked at the company.

Outside counsel can be a-holes.

Posted by: Bulg at June 06, 2025 08:37 PM (77rzZ)

153 Big dog gently greets a tiny kitten.

We have the same coloration, and she claims that I am the one, but the kit is not my son.

Posted by: Big Dog at June 06, 2025 08:37 PM (DgGvY)

154 His stories made me cry. But they are important.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2025 08:37 PM (mT+6a)

155 Who?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 06, 2025 07:52 PM (h7ZuX)

Pedo Goobernator, I think.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2025 08:37 PM (EIeK8)

156 Yeah... we just did not have motorized, it was all Pedal Powered.

I get very angry when I see idiot parents giving motorized vehicles to little kids. First, let them get some exercise. Second, are you insane?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2025 08:37 PM (s8j++)

157 120 It always had a tell when they used models.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2025 08:28 PM

It usually had a look similar to ace's vids up there, yeah.
Real, but off, like uncanny valley almost.

Especially on a tight budget.

Remember the old HBO opening for movie premieres where the camera zoomed into a city at night, and the camera did a long shot going up the road, through the city until it stopped in an apartment living room?

It was memorable because it was done so well:
https://youtu.be/GjYDBLnHE1Y

They even did a Behind the Scenes doc to show how they made that intro:
https://youtu.be/agS6ZXBrcng

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 08:37 PM (6ydKt)

158 And what business does California, where abortion is the highest expression of compassion, have regulating things because of reproductive harm? They should be subsidizing tampons made from these chemicals. Newsome brand fronthole plugs, for when you have that not-so-empty feeling.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2025 08:38 PM (BI5O2)

159 Heh. I guess I missed it, but Glenn Greenwald had a particularly gross gay prostitute sex tape leak.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2025 08:21 PM (BI5O2)

Was it? I mean, the description I saw, it might be embarrassing, but I'm not sure how it's "particularly gross."

I mean, I'm not inclined to want to see ANY gay sex tapes, with anybody in them, but that's because I think one is as gross as any other.

Looks to me like a big fat nothing.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2025 08:38 PM (wKlL/)

160 Hadrian, exactly. And for Saipan, the amphibious force traveled across a vast ocean expanse to conduct an opposed landing (vs. the narrow English channel that people swim - though usually not without several attempts thanks to the strong coastal currents on the French side).

Some elements of Operation Torch in North Africa went directly from Virginia to the landing areas, but overall it was nothing like Saipan, where the Marshall Islands were the last land they saw before their objective.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 06, 2025 08:38 PM (1m82a)

161 Lousiana has a number of strange accents, mostly Franco-African. Wouldn't really count it as southern. It's halfway to Haitian
Posted by: gKWVE at June 06, 2025 08:34 PM (gKWVE)

I never really noticed except when I came across somebody from New Orleans.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2025 08:39 PM (VofaG)

162 142 Lousiana has a number of strange accents, mostly Franco-African. Wouldn't really count it as southern. It's halfway to Haitian
Posted by: gKWVE at June 06, 2025 08:34 PM (gKWVE)

Old style creole is pretty interesting. Not Cajun, it’s more carribean I think.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2025 08:39 PM (3tIsI)

163 >>>Sorry. He'll find another.
~~~~~

Yeah. I think I was more disappointed than he was. And not just because I want him to get his jet ski, kayak, drift trike and toolbox, etc. out of my garage.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 06, 2025 08:40 PM (3ImbR)

164 PabloD!

I’m great! Just got home. Lucy the Fink dragged out some toys I’ve not seen in months and I’m contemplating a beach walk. It isn’t crazy yet, but it will be. Sunny and 72.

I may just stay in and watch the chaos develop. Depends on when I run out of booze.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2025 08:40 PM (mT+6a)

165 My sister in law recently gave me a letter my dad had given my brother. Dad landed at Omaha, pushed through to liberate Paris, marched to the Ardennes where his unit fought in the Bulge, was wounded and taken as a POW to a camp in the Dachau system.

I never knew any of this, and admit I'm a little hacked my brother didn't tell me before he died. It explains a lot about my dad.

Posted by: Moki at June 06, 2025 08:40 PM (wLjpr)

166 154 His stories made me cry. But they are important.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2025 08:37 PM (mT+6a)

Hi nurse.

I can't even imagine...

I had an Uncle that served on a boat during WW2. I looked up Navy statistics. Shocking. Made sense though.

Nowhere to retreat....

Posted by: Stateless.. 20% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 06, 2025 08:40 PM (jvJvP)

167 When Kilmar Abrego Garcia is incarcerated in an American jail a lot more Democrat congressers can visit him in jail for conjugal visits.

It will be cozy.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 08:41 PM (krQz2)

168
Looks to me like a big fat nothing.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 06,

He was in a maid costume licking feet. I read there were drugs involved, but I wasn’t interested in watching it to confirm.

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2025 08:41 PM (p4NUW)

169 Just how F***ING! stupid do you have to be to get hit by lightning while standing in water, and then say "you know, I don't think the heavy stuff's gonna come down for awhile. I think I'll keep fishing."
Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2025 08:33 PM (s8j++)

What if you happen to be having the single greatest round of golf in your life?

Posted by: The Bishop at June 06, 2025 08:42 PM (nO2eK)

170 I forgot how much I like the coast. Last week's Seaside vacation was nice, especially because the wind wasn't near-hurricane force like it can be sometimes.

Posted by: PabloD at June 06, 2025 08:42 PM (TgNVd)

171 Yeah... we just did not have motorized, it was all Pedal Powered.

I get very angry when I see idiot parents giving motorized vehicles to little kids. First, let them get some exercise. Second, are you insane?
Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2025 08:37 PM (s8j++)

Nothing was more exciting to me as a kid than the lawn mower motor mini bike I had. A throttle and a rear brake. And then they did the impossible and created the Honda 70.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2025 08:42 PM (VofaG)

172 Huh. Michelle Obama is releasing a book looking back at her favorite fashion and style moments over the year with 200 photos of her while she was first, um, lady. Only $50. Your coffee table needs this book.

Posted by: fd at June 06, 2025 08:43 PM (vFG9F)

173 I never knew any of this, and admit I'm a little hacked my brother didn't tell me before he died. It explains a lot about my dad.
Posted by: Moki at June 06, 2025 08:40 PM (wLjpr)

Dad served in WW2 and Korea... but I never heard a single word about it until I'd been in the Navy a few years... had done a couple deployments including Beirut in 83... and his Brother came by one afternoon, unexpectedly, while I was home on leave.

Mom was gone, and over many beers... I got the stories. Pretty sure I'm the only one who heard them... Mom didn't even know some of them.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2025 08:43 PM (mP0Kj)

174 SpaceX - Falcon 9 - SXM-10
SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral SFS - Sapce Affairs Live
Launch Date: June 6, 2025 (EDT)
Launch Time: 11:19 p.m. EDT - June 7, 0319 UTC, 05:19 CEST

https://www.youtube.com/live/2vylueJ951Y

Posted by: Ciampino - more cockets glaring at June 06, 2025 08:43 PM (sPQoU)

175
I mean, I'm not inclined to want to see ANY gay sex tapes, with anybody in them, but that's because I think one is as gross as any other.

---------

Uh, from what I read, he was licking some gay hooker's feet during a BDSM roleplay, while the dude pretended to "extort" him for his paycheck.

I'd put that in the particularly gross category, even if he was straight. This queer deviance is extra gross, homie.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2025 08:43 PM (BI5O2)

176 FBI getting Fauci's phone and computer could be something. Likely will be.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 06, 2025 08:43 PM (1m82a)

177 Looks to me like a big fat nothing.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 06,

He was in a maid costume licking feet. I read there were drugs involved, but I wasn’t interested in watching it to confirm.
Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2025 08:41 PM (p4NUW)

Well, other than the gay part, you could switch a thing or two around there, and that would be a fairly close description of some things I've done.

Specifically, I wasn't the one wearing the costume.

Posted by: The Bishop at June 06, 2025 08:44 PM (nO2eK)

178 He was in a maid costume licking feet. I read there were drugs involved, but I wasn’t interested in watching it to confirm.
Posted by: Piper


Drugs are bad, m'kay?

Posted by: Mr. Mackey at June 06, 2025 08:44 PM (DgGvY)

179 174
rockets not cockets!

Posted by: Ciampino - more rockets glaring at June 06, 2025 08:45 PM (sPQoU)

180 Posted by: The Bishop at June 06, 2025 08:44 PM (nO2eK)

Bless me, your holiness. Now go away.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2025 08:45 PM (nO2eK)

181 I still have a chipped front tooth I have to get rebonded every ten years or so from my Jr. Knievel days.
Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2025 08:34 PM (VofaG)
~~~~~

My oldest broke both front teeth in half just two weeks after he got his $$$ braces off. Tried to go up a flight of steps on his bike.

Didn't bother him--he went to his school dance the same night and got the teeth bonded the next day.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 06, 2025 08:45 PM (3ImbR)

182 I'd put that in the particularly gross category, even if he was straight. This queer deviance is extra gross, homie.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2025 08:43 PM (BI5O2)

Forgive me if I stick with my first comment. It's only "particularly gross" because it's gay.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2025 08:46 PM (nO2eK)

183 >>Yeah. I think I was more disappointed than he was. And not just because I want him to get his jet ski, kayak, drift trike and toolbox, etc. out of my garage.

A good mother would just move out and give him the house. I mean, you've had a good run but maybe it's time for you to move on.

He already has his stuff moved in.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 06, 2025 08:46 PM (viF8m)

184 Huh. Michelle Obama is releasing a book looking back at her favorite fashion and style moments over the year with 200 photos of her while she was first, um, lady. Only $50. Your coffee table needs this book.
Posted by: fd at June 06, 2025 08:43 PM (vFG9F)
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1) I don't have a coffee table.
2) Even if I did, I doubt it would be crooked enough that I would need this book to prop up one of the legs to straighten it out.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2025 08:47 PM (GlyvH)

185 My oldest broke both front teeth in half just two weeks after he got his $$$ braces off. Tried to go up a flight of steps on his bike.
Posted by: IrishEi


Bill him once he turns 18.

Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2025 08:47 PM (DgGvY)

186 "It explains a lot about my dad.
Posted by: Moki"

Wow Moki, what a hero. It's good that you learned about what he did. Maybe it was something he just wanted to shield you, and himself, from.

Posted by: fd at June 06, 2025 08:48 PM (vFG9F)

187 Huh. Michelle Obama is releasing a book looking back at her favorite fashion and style moments over the year with 200 photos of her while she was first, um, lady. Only $50. Your coffee table needs this book.
Posted by: fd at June 06, 2025 08:43 PM (vFG9F)

My coffee table does not have one short leg.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2025 08:48 PM (EIeK8)

188 48 >>Dracula set in the deep south. Full accent.

Won't work. How many times can he bite his sister?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 06, 2025 08:02 PM (viF8m)

Count Dracula Hatfield vs. the McCoys

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2025 08:48 PM (VNX3d)

189 Someone told me potato cannons are illegal. Are they?

Posted by: IrishEi at June 06, 2025 08:48 PM (3ImbR)

190 169
What if you happen to be having the single greatest round of golf in your life?

Posted by: The Bishop at June 06, 2025 08:42 PM (nO2eK)
----
You take cover under a one iron.

Posted by: Ciampino - more lightning at June 06, 2025 08:49 PM (sPQoU)

191
I've read some articles where the whiny offspring say "why won't my parents give us their house now?" We're going to inherit it so why not let us have it and you all can move to a senior place.

F* that noise.

Posted by: four seasons at June 06, 2025 08:49 PM (3ek7K)

192 I'm not sure I want to see Dick Morris licking some woman's foot any more than I want to watch Gleen do that with a man. Keep your fetishes to your own 'magical realms' please, don't invite the rest of us

Posted by: gKWVE at June 06, 2025 08:49 PM (gKWVE)

193 Specifically, I wasn't the one wearing the costume.
Posted by: The Bishop at June 06, 2025 08:44 PM (nO2eK)

Bishop huh? Get some... or... get Nun?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2025 08:49 PM (mP0Kj)

194 That being said, I'm much less concerned about what Gleen Grenwald does in his private time, and more curious how THIS got released, but we have no clue which powerful and famous men were banging underaged girls on Epstein's island.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2025 08:49 PM (nO2eK)

195 I guess you can consider me weird because I have no fetishes or need something to spice up the sex. It’s perpetually spicy to me just having the T&A . Never boring.

That said you always have to be willing to accommodate your partner within reason.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2025 08:49 PM (VofaG)

196 The stupidest/most pervy thing about the Greenwald story was that he chose to publicize it himself, and make sure that everyone had the chance to watch his sick tape.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2025 08:49 PM (3tIsI)

197
Michelle Obama is releasing a book looking back at her favorite fashion and style moments over the year with 200 photos of her while she was first, um, lady. Only $50. Your coffee table needs this book.
Posted by: fd

==========

You wouldn't think a person could turn an overpriced coffee table fashion photo album into a bitch-fest, but...

>>Michelle Obama is giving fans a glimpse at "The Look," her new book coming out in the fall. In the book, reflects about how her appearance during her time in the White House was "constantly being dissected" and aims to "reclaim more of that story" for herself.

Clearly, she aims to reclaim more of that money for herself, because she could do all this with one YouTube video where she "breaks down her iconic looks," as they say. There are tons of actresses and models doing it.

But to the extent it makes Hillary seethe, I'm good with it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2025 08:50 PM (y8VAE)

198 189 Someone told me potato cannons are illegal. Are they?
Posted by: IrishEi at June 06, 2025 08:48 PM (3ImbR)

Depends on who is in charge of ATF??? maybe?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2025 08:50 PM (mP0Kj)

199 Specifically, I wasn't the one wearing the costume.
Posted by: The Bishop at June 06, 2025 08:44 PM (nO2eK)

Bishop huh? Get some... or... get Nun?
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2025 08:49 PM (mP0Kj)

A particularly stupid and inappropriate sock fail.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2025 08:50 PM (nO2eK)

200 Launch Time: 11:19 p.m. EDT - June 7, 0319 UTC, 05:19 CEST

https://www.youtube.com/live/2vylueJ951Y
Posted by: Ciampino - more cockets glaring
-------------------

Just in time for ONT.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2025 08:50 PM (k+RN3)

201 187 Huh. Michelle Obama is releasing a book looking back at her favorite fashion and style moments over the year with 200 photos of her while she was first, um, lady. Only $50. Your coffee table needs this book.
Posted by: fd at June 06, 2025 08:43 PM (vFG9F)

I'd sooner have a 1980's Sears catalog.

Posted by: Stateless.. 20% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 06, 2025 08:50 PM (jvJvP)

202 Bishop huh? Get some... or... get Nun?
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2025 08:49 PM (mP0Kj)

Sounds like The Bishop is jonesing for a flogging.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2025 08:51 PM (EIeK8)

203
Glenn Greenwald licked himself into a corner. He was threatened with extortion if I'm not mistaken?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2025 08:52 PM (y8VAE)

204 "In the book, reflects about how her appearance during her time in the White House was "constantly being dissected" and aims to "reclaim more of that story" for herself."

What kind of couchfucker would buy something like that?

Posted by: fd at June 06, 2025 08:52 PM (vFG9F)

205 Sounds like The Bishop is jonesing for a flogging.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2025 08:51 PM (EIeK

ITS FUNNY CUZ THE BISHOP IS SLANG FOR PENIS

Posted by: ben ROETHLISBERGER at June 06, 2025 08:53 PM (QOpc8)

206 had done a couple deployments including Beirut in 83... and his Brother came by one afternoon, unexpectedly, while I was home on leave.

Mom was gone, and over many beers... I got the stories. Pretty sure I'm the only one who heard them... Mom didn't even know some of them.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2025 08:43 PM (mP0Kj)

God bless you for your service, especially in Beirut. Same for your father as well. I begged my father to tell me things and he wouldn't (couldn't; also probably didn't think it appropriate for a young girl.) What's wild is that when I was a student in France, we went to Normandy. An older couple came up to me and asked if I was American. Said yes, and they showed me a picture and asked if I knew the man with them. It was my dad. They said I looked like him, so that's why they asked. They were starving and he gave them his rations while the troops that made it through the landing reorganized for the push to Paris.

Posted by: moki at June 06, 2025 08:53 PM (wLjpr)

207 I guess I answered my own question.

Posted by: fd at June 06, 2025 08:53 PM (vFG9F)

208 >>My oldest broke both front teeth in half just two weeks after he got his $$$ braces off. Tried to go up a flight of steps on his bike.

I hated my braces. I don't use that word lightly. Hated them. They were constantly cutting my lips in sports.

So one day I decided I'd had enough bracing. Took a pair of pliers and removed them. There were things that happened that night when my father got home that remain classified.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 06, 2025 08:54 PM (viF8m)

209 In a major breakthrough that could finally bring long-awaited answers to the American people, federal investigators have recovered Dr. Anthony Fauci’s COVID-era phones and electronic devices, which could include data crucial in determining whether the former architect of the federal pandemic response lied to the public and to Congress.
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Oh, he did. He most certainly did.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 08:54 PM (krQz2)

210 Bishop huh? Get some... or... get Nun?
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2025 08:49 PM (mP0Kj)

Sounds like The Bishop is jonesing for a flogging.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2025 08:51 PM (EIeK
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Obligatory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqgaX_skm8w

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2025 08:54 PM (GlyvH)

211 Is Glenn Greenwald the former lib who has kinda/sorta come over to our side?

Posted by: Bulg at June 06, 2025 08:54 PM (77rzZ)

212 He was threatened with extortion if I'm not mistaken?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2025 08:52 PM (y8VAE)

Now it's starting to sound EXACTLY like my ex.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2025 08:54 PM (QOpc8)

213 Yeah I heard a lot of great stories about my dad from his brothers and his friends at his funeral.

I thought I would have a hard time filling his shoes before I heard the stories. After I knew I couldn’t but I keep trying anyway.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2025 08:54 PM (VofaG)

214 168
'He was in a maid costume licking feet. I read there were drugs involved, but I wasn’t interested in watching it to confirm.'

Yeah. It's gross and he shouldn't have done it but I see it as him being torpedoed for turning his back on the left.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 06, 2025 08:54 PM (3wi/L)

215 106 Gee, what would happen to a law firm if this happened to them???

@GeneralMCNews 1h
BREAKING: The Supreme Court mistakenly released information about case decisions after a software malfunction triggered the wrong emails to be sent.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 06, 2025 08:23 PM (mlg/3)
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Nope, it's never a computer error, always a human error. The computer does what it's asked.

Posted by: Ciampino - firings at June 06, 2025 08:55 PM (sPQoU)

216
>>During our family’s time in the White House, the way I looked was constantly being dissected — what I wore, how my hair was styled.
--Michelle

Then be like Melania. Anna Wintour has left her completely alone and you wouldn't even know she had hair at all much less a hairstyle.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2025 08:55 PM (y8VAE)

217
Oh, he did. He most certainly did.
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2025 08:54 PM (krQz2)

_________

Can they do anything? He got a plenary indulgence. Sorry, a pardon.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2025 08:56 PM (QnmlO)

218 The Democrats didn't have nothing to do with it!

Western Lensman@WesternLensman
Jamie Raskin in desperate spin mode on Democrat hero Abrego-Garcia, now charged with human trafficking:
"I don’t know of a single Democrat who defended him…specifically against any crimes."
"He got unceremoniously picked up and flown out of the country. That's called a a disappearance. That's what happens in authoritarian societies."
"They obviously want to make this about whether or not he ends up being a good guy or a bad guy."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not at June 06, 2025 08:56 PM (L/fGl)

219 Is Glenn Greenwald the former lib who has kinda/sorta come over to our side?
Posted by: Bulg at June 06, 2025 08:54 PM (77rzZ)

I believe Gleen would still describe himself as liberal, but that the left has slid way off the cliff, so he doesn't belong over there anymore.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2025 08:56 PM (QOpc8)

220 So one day I decided I'd had enough bracing. Took a pair of pliers and removed them. There were things that happened that night when my father got home that remain classified.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 06, 2025 08:54 PM (viF8m)
~~~~~

Oookay.

You're not the same guy who removed his own appendix, are you?

Posted by: IrishEi at June 06, 2025 08:58 PM (3ImbR)

221 He got unceremoniously picked up and flown out of the country. That's called a a disappearance. That's what happens in authoritarian societies."
"They obviously want to make this about whether or not he ends up being a good guy or a bad guy."……

He never disappeared. Everyone knew exactly where he went and why.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2025 08:58 PM (VofaG)

222 Didn't get much attention but the other day when the German chancellor was in The Most Uncomfortable Seat in the World (where Trump does the side/side press availabilities with foreign leaders in the Oval), Trump had another classic.

Merz noted that the anniversary of D-Day was during his visit, adding some (fairly lame) fluff about the US again coming to Europe to end war (Uke/Russki). At one point Trump says "Yeah, that wasn't a pleasant day for you" (D-Day).

Merz sort of awkwardly agreed, then things continued. Really pretty dumb, since Merz wasn't born and of course is the Nth leader of a state that has reviled and rejected the war-time German legacy for generations. But still hilarious in a Trumpian way. Hoping we get 3 more solid years of these comical moments, it's one of the best parts of the Re-Entrumpenation.



Posted by: rhomboid at June 06, 2025 08:58 PM (1m82a)

223 Yeah. It's gross and he shouldn't have done it but I see it as him being torpedoed for turning his back on the left.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 06, 2025 08:54 PM (3wi/L)

Not unlike Russell Brand.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2025 08:58 PM (QOpc8)

224 Michele Obama has more whine than all the California and French vineyards combined.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2025 08:59 PM (VofaG)

225 Gleen was stupid to let this guy film him, but maybe he wanted a copy for himself for later?

He's too famous not to think that video wouldn't get around eventually.

Maybe that's part of the kink.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 09:00 PM (6ydKt)

226 So one day I decided I'd had enough bracing. Took a pair of pliers and removed them. There were things that happened that night when my father got home that remain classified.

That's nothing. This one time, in band camp...

Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2025 09:01 PM (s8j++)

227 108 Dracula set in the deep South

The Banjo boys will take care of him...
Posted by: Case



Tucker and Dale vs Dracula

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 06, 2025 09:01 PM (ohOaC)

228 Squeal like a bat!

Posted by: Bubba havin' his way wit a vampire at June 06, 2025 09:02 PM (vFG9F)

229
What kind of couchfucker would buy something like that?
Posted by: fd

============

I've never known of a woman who created a fashion highlights book about herself. But there's about 80k likes on the Instagram announcement.

Jeez, it looks like she and Meghan Markle are using the same ChatGPT prompts:

>>The Look is about more than fashion. It’s about confidence. It’s about identity. It’s about the power of authenticity. My hope is that this book sparks conversation and reflection about the ways we see ourselves — and the way our society defines beauty.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2025 09:02 PM (y8VAE)

230 Thought Michel shaved her head and wore a wig.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2025 09:03 PM (k+RN3)

231 Celebrity sex tapes gave us Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton . Capitalism does have its really bad side.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2025 09:03 PM (VofaG)

232 Top photo high rises remind me of barnacles.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2025 09:04 PM (k+RN3)

233 >>You're not the same guy who removed his own appendix, are you?

This was the old days when they used that disgusting cement to hold the braces on each tooth. All you had to was crack the cement and off they came. Easy peasy.

My dad was scary strong. There were some touch and go moments that night. He just glared at me and told me not to say a word and not move, two things I'm not particularly good at.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 06, 2025 09:04 PM (viF8m)

234 "It’s about the power of authenticity. "

It's about the power of gaffer's tape.

Posted by: fd at June 06, 2025 09:05 PM (vFG9F)

235 218 The Democrats didn't have nothing to do with it!

Western Lensman@WesternLensman
Jamie Raskin in desperate spin mode on Democrat hero Abrego-Garcia, now charged with human trafficking:
"I don’t know of a single Democrat who defended him…specifically against any crimes."
"He got unceremoniously picked up and flown out of the country. That's called a a disappearance. That's what happens in authoritarian societies."
"They obviously want to make this about whether or not he ends up being a good guy or a bad guy."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,



LOL!! Jamie Raskin is SMART!! Not DUMB! Like those other congresscritters!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 06, 2025 09:05 PM (ohOaC)

236 231 Celebrity sex tapes gave us Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton . Capitalism does have its really bad side.
Posted by: polynikes
--------------

So does legal promiscuity.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2025 09:05 PM (k+RN3)

237 They are doing another Dracula with Christoph Waltz?

Why not Tim Waltz?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 06, 2025 09:06 PM (0M7jv)

238 The stadium scene crowd in the Phantom Menace was constructed using 400,000 painted q-tips.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2025 09:06 PM (VofaG)

239 Thank you for the stories about these brave men, I am so grateful I have the life I do in no small part to their bravery. My mom wouldn’t have been alive without them.

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2025 09:06 PM (pZEOD)

240
My hope is that this book sparks conversation and reflection about the ways we see ourselves — and the way our society defines beauty.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2025 09:02 PM (y8VAE)

___________

Let's have a conversation about how someone who looks like a Raiders linebacker who got out of bed on the wrong side has bamboozled so many people into thinking she's the epitome of elegance and charm.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2025 09:07 PM (QnmlO)

241 233
'He just glared at me and told me not to say a word and not move,'

Man. I'm glad my dad didn't want to save money by doing home dentistry.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 06, 2025 09:07 PM (3wi/L)

242 Gleen was stupid to let this guy film him, but maybe he wanted a copy for himself for later?

He's too famous not to think that video wouldn't get around eventually.

Maybe that's part of the kink.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 09:00 PM (6ydKt)

I was wondering if the other guy was his "husband." The thing I read said he was speaking Portuguese, maybe they were just play acting that it was a prostitution situation.

Gleen hasn't said, just that it was consensual, and no one was harmed.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2025 09:07 PM (rEPmj)

243
Michele Obama has more whine than all the California and French vineyards combined.
Posted by: polynikes

============

Speaking of anniversaries, the book debuts on November 4 -- exactly 17 years since the historic win of the first African-American African president of America and our first First African American First Lady of the American Uninit States!

normally if you're going to release a book on an anniversary you'd make it a period of years that ends in 5 or 0, but I think she knows no one's going to give much of af if she waits for the 20-year.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2025 09:08 PM (y8VAE)

244 Pappy Eromero went ashore on D-Day at age 20 and made it to St. Lo where he was wounded on June 21st. After being told he would not make it back to the beach, he made it back to S.C. where he died at age 80.

Posted by: Eromero at June 06, 2025 09:08 PM (LHPAg)

245 We were amazing. We can be again.

Posted by: Ronster at June 06, 2025 09:09 PM (30Qk6)

246 'He just glared at me and told me not to say a word and not move.'

Braces ain't cheap.

Posted by: davidt at June 06, 2025 09:09 PM (i0F8b)

247 >>>bamboozled so many people into thinking she's the epitome of elegance and charm.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
------------------

Talk about mass hypnotism.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2025 09:09 PM (k+RN3)

248 *hoists one to Pappy Eromero*

Posted by: fd at June 06, 2025 09:10 PM (vFG9F)

249 I was wondering if the other guy was his "husband." The thing I read said he was speaking Portuguese, maybe they were just play acting that it was a prostitution situation.

Gleen hasn't said, just that it was consensual, and no one was harmed.
Posted by: BurtTC



Unless something changed, he lives in Brazil.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 06, 2025 09:10 PM (ohOaC)

250 At one point Trump says "Yeah, that wasn't a pleasant day for you" (D-Day).

Posted by: rhomboid at June 06, 2025 08:58 PM (1m82a)

Being from Queens apparently requires a level of bluntness and brutality that equals spontaneous hilarity.

Trump is pure New Yorker.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 09:10 PM (6ydKt)

251 The Salvadoran mook had a final order of removal on file for years, along with a (flawed) withholding order. As polynikes noted, he didn't disappear, his whereabouts were always known as well as the reason for his movement. By "complying" with a lawless injunction in this case, the administration signals that for now it's continuing with its strategy that avoids repudiating baseless court orders. I get that, even though I think it's bad for the country. But I am guessing that they're calculating there will be instruction in all this.

A typical low-profile illegal fights totally lawful, long-authorized removal. Process results in a closer look, which leads to evidence of extensive serious criminal activity. Which results in return/indictment, and possibly long term in the slammer. Followed by deportation. "Don't be like this guy" is the lesson. If your only violation is immigration status, and you have skeletons, smart move is to vamoose. Don't fight it.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 06, 2025 09:11 PM (1m82a)

252 >>Pappy Eromero went ashore on D-Day at age 20 and made it to St. Lo where he was wounded on June 21st. After being told he would not make it back to the beach, he made it back to S.C. where he died at age 80.

Awesome. What kids like your dad did saved the world. I'm always amazed how young and brave they were.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 06, 2025 09:11 PM (viF8m)

253 Squeal like a bat!
Posted by: Bubba havin' his way wit a vampire


lol

Posted by: haffhowershower at June 06, 2025 09:12 PM (144I4)

254 Damn I just remembered the name of my orthodontist. Dr Casey. Have not thought of him in over 50 years.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2025 09:12 PM (VofaG)

255 Gleen hasn't said, just that it was consensual, and no one was harmed.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2025

Glenn’s husband is dead, the guy was black. He has 2 kids. I don’t know, it’s weird.

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2025 09:13 PM (pZEOD)

256 Unless something changed, he lives in Brazil.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 06, 2025 09:10 PM (ohOaC)

Last I saw anything about Grenwald's life his husband was a legislator in the Brazilian Congress and they lived in Rio.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 09:13 PM (6ydKt)

257 >>bamboozled so many people into thinking she's the epitome of elegance and charm.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
------------------

Same people think Barack Obama is a great athlete.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2025 09:14 PM (VofaG)

258 239 Thank you for the stories about these brave men, I am so grateful I have the life I do in no small part to their bravery. My mom wouldn’t have been alive without them.

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2025 09:06 PM (pZEOD)

I know my dad would slap your back a little too hard, and grumble, "you were worth it." Hugs to you, hon.

Posted by: moki at June 06, 2025 09:14 PM (wLjpr)

259 I was wondering if the other guy was his "husband." The thing I read said he was speaking Portuguese, maybe they were just play acting that it was a prostitution situation.

Gleen hasn't said, just that it was consensual, and no one was harmed.
Posted by: BurtTC


Unless something changed, he lives in Brazil.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 06, 2025 09:10 PM (ohOaC)

Yes, and his "husband" speaks Portuguese. As do many in Brazil.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2025 09:14 PM (HWGxx)

260 >>Braces ain't cheap.

Yes, that came up in our discussion that night. A number of times.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 06, 2025 09:14 PM (viF8m)

261 Last I saw anything about Grenwald's life his husband was a legislator in the Brazilian Congress and they lived in Rio.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 09:13 PM (6ydKt)

Even pool boys can get elected in Brazil !!

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2025 09:15 PM (VofaG)

262 The baseball playing Beavers have tied it up against the Seminoles. Game is in Corvalis so the Beavers got homefield and its a packed house. I do love college baseball. No TNT here at work so no Stanley Cup.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 06, 2025 09:15 PM (ohOaC)

263 Glenn’s husband is dead, the guy was black. He has 2 kids. I don’t know, it’s weird.

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2025 09:13 PM (pZEOD)

Oh, I looked it up.
His name was David Miranda, and he died in 2023.

I didn't know that part.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 09:15 PM (6ydKt)

264 I know my dad would slap your back a little too hard, and grumble, "you were worth it." Hugs to you, hon.
Posted by: moki at June

And then I would cry and it would be emotional all over the place. Thank you. Hugs back.

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2025 09:16 PM (pZEOD)

265 See below:

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Glenn’s husband is dead, the guy was black. He has 2 kids. I don’t know, it’s weird.
Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2025 09:13 PM (pZEOD)

Last I saw anything about Grenwald's life his husband was a legislator in the Brazilian Congress and they lived in Rio.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 09:13 PM (6ydKt)

Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2025 09:16 PM (HWGxx)

266 "He got unceremoniously picked up and flown out of the country. That's called a a disappearance. That's what happens in authoritarian societies."

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 06, 2025 09:05 PM (ohOaC)

She is not even correct. A disappearance is when someone is unceremoniously picked up and imprisoned somewhere, never to be seen again or allowed contact with anyone or allowed to live. That's what a disappearance is. Dumbasses.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 06, 2025 09:16 PM (h7ZuX)

267 The baseball playing Beavers have tied it up against the Seminoles. Game is in Corvalis so the Beavers got homefield and its a packed house. I do love college baseball. No TNT here at work so no Stanley Cup.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 06, 2025 09:15 PM (ohOaC)

Have the Beavers ever played the Gamecocks ?

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2025 09:17 PM (VofaG)

268 Los Angeles live ICE protest at the Federal Building

https://www.youtube.com/live/RCS24jsZ5Ds

Posted by: Ciampino - where's the Feds? at June 06, 2025 09:17 PM (sPQoU)

269 Oh, I looked it up.
His name was David Miranda, and he died in 2023.

I didn't know that part.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 09:15 PM (6ydKt)

Oh wow, I didn't know that part. I assumed he was still alive.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2025 09:17 PM (/LUn2)

270 I never got braces. My siblings did. It wasn't a matter of affordability. I would have liked straight teeth and a winning smile too. I never have been able to figure that one out.

Posted by: Sometimes parents can be dicks at June 06, 2025 09:18 PM (TbWk/)

271 Last I saw anything about Grenwald's life his husband butt-buddy was a legislator in the Brazilian Congress and they lived in Rio.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 09:13 PM (6ydKt)

Correcting for Style Guide.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2025 09:19 PM (e+4h+)

272 Last I saw anything about Grenwald's life his husband was a legislator in the Brazilian Congress and they lived in Rio.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 09:13 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2025

David Miranda. He died 2 years ago. Unless he got remarried to another Brazilian politician?

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2025 09:19 PM (pZEOD)

273 Posted by: Sometimes parents can be dicks at June 06, 2025 09:18 PM (TbWk/)

Were the siblings your sisters?

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2025 09:19 PM (VofaG)

274 266 "He got unceremoniously picked up and flown out of the country. That's called a a disappearance. That's what happens in authoritarian societies."

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 06, 2025 09:05 PM (ohOaC)

She is not even correct. A disappearance is when someone is unceremoniously picked up and imprisoned somewhere, never to be seen again or allowed contact with anyone or allowed to live. That's what a disappearance is. Dumbasses.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!



Wait, I posted that? (scrolls up) I didn't post anything at 9:05. Hmmm, you've copied and pasted a post from an alternate universe? I'm just asking questions...

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 06, 2025 09:20 PM (ohOaC)

275
I would have liked straight teeth and a winning smile too. I never have been able to figure that one out.
Posted by: Sometimes parents can be dicks at June 06, 2025 09:18 PM (TbWk/)

___________

"You're just going to be a garbageman anyway."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2025 09:20 PM (QnmlO)

276 I believe this brief video stars CBD.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPNQ1lgapMM

Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2025 09:20 PM (s8j++)

277 237 They are doing another Dracula with Christoph Waltz?

Why not Tim Waltz?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 06, 2025 09:06 PM (0M7jv)

Because Dracula sucked blood not cock

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 06, 2025 09:21 PM (pIfcn)

278 Correcting for Style Guide.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2025 09:19 PM (e+4h+)

It does get uncomfortable saying that with these modern arrangements.

I guess I could've called him Glenn's 'epsosa' if I wanted to be more correct.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 09:22 PM (6ydKt)

279 David Miranda. He died 2 years ago. Unless he got remarried to another Brazilian politician?
Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2025 09:19 PM (pZEOD)

Apparently not.

Whether the fella in the vid is David or a prostitute, that I surely wouldn't know, and at this point, don't care anymore.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2025 09:22 PM (/LUn2)

280 I never got braces. My siblings did. It wasn't a matter of affordability. I would have liked straight teeth and a winning smile too. I never have been able to figure that one out.

Are you, by chance, British?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2025 09:22 PM (s8j++)

281 My cat just fell off the couch. This is embarrassing.

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2025 09:22 PM (pZEOD)

282 >>I never got braces. My siblings did. It wasn't a matter of affordability. I would have liked straight teeth and a winning smile too. I never have been able to figure that one out.

See, that's the thing. I wasn't even supposed to be the one getting them. My older sister was getting braces and I was just told to get in the car cause mom wasn't going to leave me at home alone. I was just there to dunk on her.

Orthodonist saw me coming a mile away. Soon as we walked into the office he saw me and said "Why don't you come on in too.".

I was a victim of circumstances.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 06, 2025 09:23 PM (viF8m)

283 'esposa' oops.

Portuguese for spouse/wife.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 09:23 PM (6ydKt)

284 Apparently somebody wasn't playing the long game today, and locked up some ICE officers during a raid on his business in LA. Oops. This person is now going learn a lot about federal law and probably federal correctional facilities.

Meanwhile, a former DHS employee in Tijuana was home-invaded and his family assaulted. Of course lots of unknowns here that might make it more than just a hit on a former immigration agent. But methinks it's past time to do some tone-setting on this matter. Action against the idiot Jeffries in the House by Speaker Johnson, incitement charges against city dumbasses in Boston and elsewhere, and draconian treatment (from hickory shampoo to prosecution) for the street cretins physically interfering with operations.

A lot of unbelievable Antifa/etc violence against federal facilities was left unpunished during Trump 1. Can't believe they're going to let this continue to escalate.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 06, 2025 09:24 PM (1m82a)

285 281 My cat just fell off the couch. This is embarrassing.

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2025 09:22 PM (pZEOD)

Catnip overdose or did it get into the liquor?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 09:24 PM (6ydKt)

286 I remember the days when we were brutal on Greenwald . His socking himself to reply to his own posts provided at least two years of aos memes.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2025 09:24 PM (VofaG)

287 I never got braces. My siblings did. It wasn't a matter of affordability. I would have liked straight teeth and a winning smile too. I never have been able to figure that one out.
Posted by: Sometimes parents can be dicks at June 06, 2025 09:18 PM (TbWk/)
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It's never too late. I'm wearing Invisaligners right now, which is basically an alternative to braces.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2025 09:25 PM (GlyvH)

288 Re: what National Review has turned into: it's like the difference between the 1968 and the 1978 Road Runners

Posted by: azjaeger at June 06, 2025 09:26 PM (3/XaG)

289 Meanwhile, a former DHS employee in Tijuana was home-invaded and his family assaulted. Of course lots of unknowns here that might make it more than just a hit on a former immigration agent.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 06, 2025 09:24 PM (1m82a)

Could be a cartel.
Coyotes are losing a lot of biz, not to mention the drug smuggling being cut off.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 09:26 PM (6ydKt)

290 Posted by: rhomboid at June 06, 2025 09:24 PM (1m82a)

Hopefully Trump 2.0 learned that hands off in blue states was a failed strategy.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2025 09:26 PM (VofaG)

291
My teeth were perfect growing up. My skin, ehhhh, less so. It was the ruin of my life.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2025 09:27 PM (QnmlO)

292 281 My cat just fell off the couch. This is embarrassing.
Posted by: Piper



(yawns) I meant to do that, hooman. (trots off to go eat)

Posted by: Cat at June 06, 2025 09:27 PM (ohOaC)

293 283 'esposa' oops.


bundamigo

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2025 09:27 PM (k+RN3)

294 Wait, I posted that? (scrolls up) I didn't post anything at 9:05. Hmmm, you've copied and pasted a post from an alternate universe? I'm just asking questions...
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 06, 2025 09:20 PM (ohOaC)

Oh, I did that wrong. Sorry! It was you responding to Anonymous Wrecks.

"He got unceremoniously picked up and flown out of the country. That's called a a disappearance. That's what happens in authoritarian societies."
"They obviously want to make this about whether or not he ends up being a good guy or a bad guy."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,


LOL!! Jamie Raskin is SMART!! Not DUMB! Like those other congresscritters!!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 06, 2025 09:27 PM (h7ZuX)

295 Ciampino, thanks for the alert. That's Smoke n' Scan, first found him during the 2020 Summer of Idiocy. Occasionally check him now for live police action.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 06, 2025 09:28 PM (1m82a)

296 I remember the days when we were brutal on Greenwald . His socking himself to reply to his own posts provided at least two years of aos memes.
Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2025 09:24 PM (VofaG)

That's why I still refer to him as Gleen Grenwald.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2025 09:28 PM (/LUn2)

297 g'night everyone

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 06, 2025 09:28 PM (/Ghsb)

298 bundamigo

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2025 09:27 PM (k+RN3)


lol
perfect.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 09:28 PM (6ydKt)

299 I really liked the short war movie

Posted by: Don Black at June 06, 2025 09:28 PM (AOsQT)

300 289 Meanwhile, a former DHS employee in Tijuana was home-invaded and his family assaulted. Of course lots of unknowns here that might make it more than just a hit on a former immigration agent.

Posted by: rhomboid
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How stupid can one be choosing to live in Tijuana?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2025 09:29 PM (k+RN3)

301 Los Angeles live ICE protest at the Federal Building

https://www.youtube.com/live/RCS24jsZ5Ds
Posted by: Ciampino - where's the Feds? at June 06, 2025 09:17 PM (sPQoU)

Time to drop some ice on the ICE protestors? Expired ice cream?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2025 09:29 PM (VNX3d)

302 The voice in the D-Day video is British, and we are following the British landings, obviously. Interestingly, although Cherbourg is mentioned as a destination, it is not emphasized. And there is no mention of the Mulberry: the artificial harbors we set up to facilitate transport. Instead, there is an emphasis on making landing strips for planes. Overall, a cheerio, positive overview of the landing, with some details omitted, just the thing for keeping spirits up back home.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 06, 2025 09:30 PM (0M7jv)

303 Oh Moki.

Blessings to you and your family. Thank you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2025 09:30 PM (9n4pb)

304 299 I really liked the short war movie

Posted by: Don Black at June 06, 2025 09:28 PM (AOsQT)

Small Soldiers?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 09:30 PM (6ydKt)

305 How stupid can one be choosing to live in Tijuana?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 06, 2025 09:29 PM (k+RN3)

Maybe that’s where the two guys fishing lived.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2025 09:31 PM (VofaG)

306 285 281 My cat just fell off the couch. This is embarrassing.

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2025 09:22 PM (pZEOD)

Catnip overdose or did it get into the liquor?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 09

He was chasing a fly and I guess forgot where he was on the couch.

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2025 09:31 PM (p4NUW)

307 Oh, I did that wrong. Sorry!


No problem! Its all part of the rich diversity of editing options, here, at Ace of Spades HQ!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 06, 2025 09:31 PM (ohOaC)

308
Overall, a cheerio, positive overview of the landing, with some details omitted, just the thing for keeping spirits up back home.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 06, 2025 09:30 PM (0M7jv)

___________

"Monty is running everything, so it will go perfectly."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2025 09:32 PM (QnmlO)

309 He was chasing a fly and I guess forgot where he was on the couch.

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2025 09:31 PM (p4NUW)

Then the only remaining question is did he land on his feet?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 09:32 PM (6ydKt)

310 The Beavers beat the Seminoles! Went to 10 innings, Beavers win.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 06, 2025 09:32 PM (ohOaC)

311 D-Day video also has plenty of preening by Monty, but it’s a British newsreel, so of course!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 06, 2025 09:33 PM (0M7jv)

312 “We love hotdogs & rotisserie chickens as much as the next person, but please stop telling people their Costco card counts as a REAL ID because it absolutely does not,” the TSA wrote in the post.

Posted by: SMOD at June 06, 2025 09:35 PM (GITLP)

313 I imagine the man struck twice by lightening had a wife filming and she said, "Really? I didn't see that. Just on keep fishing 🎣, dear.

The tilt photography is really neat.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 06, 2025 09:35 PM (NFX2v)

314 Were the siblings your sisters?
Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2025 09:19 PM (VofaG)

Brother and sister. So it wasn't a gender thing.

Posted by: What can you do at June 06, 2025 09:36 PM (TbWk/)

315 I was going to watch Band of Brothers again, haven't seen it in years, but it's ten episodes long and there's just no way.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 09:36 PM (6ydKt)

316 Then the only remaining question is did he land on his feet?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025

Yes. 😂

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2025 09:37 PM (p4NUW)

317 It's never too late. I'm wearing Invisaligners right now, which is basically an alternative to braces.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2025 09:25 PM (GlyvH)

What do those cost?

Posted by: Brokeass budgeting at June 06, 2025 09:37 PM (TbWk/)

318 Thank you for sharing the stories of your remarkable father and his service, Moki.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 06, 2025 09:40 PM (NFX2v)

319 315 I was going to watch Band of Brothers again, haven't seen it in years, but it's ten episodes long and there's just no way.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 09:36 PM (6ydKt)

I've watched it through maybe four times. It stays just as powerful each time.

Posted by: An unparalleled series at June 06, 2025 09:42 PM (TbWk/)

320 BEAVERS!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2025 09:44 PM (mT+6a)

321 Cats do not fall off furniture, they just have alternate landing zones.

Posted by: Ciampino - what was that at June 06, 2025 09:45 PM (sPQoU)

322 I've watched it through maybe four times. It stays just as powerful each time.

Posted by: An unparalleled series at June 06, 2025 09:42 PM (TbWk/)

I just started 'Currahee' on MAX.

It's possible I could be done by Sunday.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 09:47 PM (6ydKt)

323 The story of Sgt Maj Stanley Hollis VC, on D-Day is worth reading.

Posted by: Eromero at June 06, 2025 09:48 PM (LHPAg)

324 I know some here thing Kash, Bongino and Bondi are just covering shit up and not doing anything cause I hear a lot. A lot.

Watch this and tell me if you think Kash is covering stuff up. Not everything happens on the timeline you want.

https://tinyurl.com/5ayx6y8x

Posted by: JackStraw at June 06, 2025 09:49 PM (viF8m)

325 Jeez, it looks like she and Meghan Markle are using the same ChatGPT prompts:

-
Harry and Meghan bust a move.

https://shorturl.at/YQMZ3

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not at June 06, 2025 09:49 PM (L/fGl)

326 Not everything happens on the timeline you want.

--------

I recall hearing that around this time in '18 a lot. A lot.

What are we shooting for? '32? '39?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2025 09:52 PM (BI5O2)

327 326 Not everything happens on the timeline you want.

--------

I recall hearing that around this time in '18 a lot. A lot.

What are we shooting for? '32? '39?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2025 09:52 PM (BI5O2)

Trust the plan!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2025 09:53 PM (mP0Kj)

328 Jeez, it looks like she and Meghan Markle are using the same ChatGPT prompts:

-
Harry and Meghan bust a move.

https://shorturl.at/YQMZ3
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not at June 06, 2025 09:49 PM (L/fGl)

Ok, how long will it be before they're referred to as Meghan and Harriet?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2025 09:54 PM (VNX3d)

329 321 Cats do not fall off furniture, they just have alternate landing zones.
Posted by: Ciampino - what was that

When we fell off our horses, we would call it an unplanned dismount.

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2025 09:56 PM (pZEOD)

330 nurse, L, fd, we are all blessed by the men and women who stood firm those years. I know they didn't anticipate what the world has come to, but they'd do it again to protect those suffering under the boot of Hitler. Let's pray men and women of similar stuff stand as strong today. Ace, CBD, JJ and the cobs are, just in a different way.

Posted by: moki at June 06, 2025 09:56 PM (wLjpr)

331 Mmmm. Hot dogs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2025 09:57 PM (hY4dx)

332 >>I recall hearing that around this time in '18 a lot. A lot.

I recall hearing Trump can't win.


Posted by: JackStraw at June 06, 2025 09:57 PM (viF8m)

333 The plan should have been come Jan 21 2025, wrap up 4 or 5 prominent dems, preferably politicians, charge them with some well-researched crimes, try them and then fed prison, all really quickly. That would have given us some red meat to chew on while the more involved stuff was dug up.

Posted by: Ciampino - what would a democrat do? at June 06, 2025 09:58 PM (sPQoU)

334 Name?

Malarkey, Donald G.

Malarkey? Malarkey's slang for bullshit isn't it?

Yes sir!

Rust on the butt-plate hinge spring, Private Bullshit.
Revoked!


David Schwimmer was such a perfect dick in this series.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 06, 2025 09:58 PM (6ydKt)

335 324 I know some here thing Kash, Bongino and Bondi are just covering shit up and not doing anything cause I hear a lot. A lot.

Watch this and tell me if you think Kash is covering stuff up. Not everything happens on the timeline you want.

https://tinyurl.com/5ayx6y8x
Posted by: JackStraw


Nice words. Maybe we should bring back Jeff Sessions to really get things moving.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 06, 2025 10:02 PM (/U5Yz)

336 Yer ONT is up and running.

Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at June 06, 2025 10:02 PM (ha1wR)

337 295 Ciampino, thanks for the alert. That's Smoke n' Scan, first found him during the 2020 Summer of Idiocy. Occasionally check him now for live police action.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 06, 2025 09:28 PM (1m82a)
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The channel has great police car chases.

Posted by: Ciampino - what would a crazy man do at June 06, 2025 10:05 PM (sPQoU)

338 >>Nice words. Maybe we should bring back Jeff Sessions to really get things moving.

Maybe we should just hire you to get it done.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 06, 2025 10:05 PM (viF8m)

339 Fishing rods haven't been made of metal since the 50s. Graphite & Boron rods conduct electricity just as well.

Posted by: Bob at June 07, 2025 10:44 AM (YiqZD)

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