Paris Breaks Out in Fiery But Mostly Peaceful Riots

Paris' soccer team Paris-St. Germain won the League of Champions tournament on Sunday.

Shortly thereafter, "French soccer fans" began setting cars on fire, attacking cops, and looting sneaker stores.

Some Racists say that these were not French soccer fans at all, but illegal alien conquerors using the cover of crowds to loot and pillage like the barbarians of old.

Welcome to Paris. A developed liberal city. Well done Macron. #paris #parisriots. pic.twitter.com/idfv9KNYtJ
— Vikrant (@Vikspeaks1) June 1, 2025

🇨🇵Paris, France.

Morning hangover in the city of love and romance after PSG's victory in the UEFA Champions League.

- More than 400 cars burned.🔥

- 2 people killed.

- 192 injured,including 22 police officers and 7 firefighters.

- 559 people arrested in Paris alone, for… pic.twitter.com/QvDvwspqNG
— Tibo91 (@Tibortibor15) June 2, 2025

🇫🇷 During the riots in Paris last night, in many shots, there doesn't appear to be an ethnic French person in sight.

The violence and arsons appear to be nearly entirely the work of foreigners or French citizens of migration background. pic.twitter.com/mCAjGkAHoJ
— Remix News & Views (@RMXnews) May 8, 2025

#Shocking More footage from #Paris last night, where two young girls in a car are terrified by rampaging mobs
I have no idea what happened to them after the brief video ended#Paris #Riots pic.twitter.com/2lFqMOCdK4
— Uncensored News (@Uncensorednewsw) June 1, 2025

Below, you can see "French soccer fans" shooting fireworks at French police officers:

RIOTS IN PARIS

Who Threw The Bike 😏 pic.twitter.com/v6kis0IOT0
— THE IRISH REBEL 🍀 (@elonmuskcrew) June 1, 2025

The alleged "center-right" newspaper in Paris blames cops being put into comas by fireworks on... the availability of fireworks.

Adrien Bez
@bez_adrien
Pourquoi est-il si facile de se procurer des feux d'artifice en France ?
Des centaines ont été lancés ce week-end pour feter le sacre du PSG. Un policier a meme été placé en coma artificiel, touché par un pétard.
Décryptage de @PaulineLdB
pour @Le_Figaro
Translation:
Why is it so easy to get fireworks in France?
Hundreds of people were sent out this weekend to celebrate PSG's victory. One police officer was even placed in an induced coma after being hit by a firecracker.
Decryption of @PaulineLdB
for @Le_Figaro

The cop was apparently put into a medically-induced coma in order to treat his extensive burns and injuries.

"Fusion Ken" Dilanian -- who, along with fellow propagandist/Deep State operative Natasha Betrand, was FusionGPS's main man for getting its rancid disinformation into the press -- is thinking along similar lines with regard to the pro-Palestinian Muslim illegal immigrant who set Jews on fire.

Isn't the real problem the fact that Elon Musk's company once sold some flame-throwers, when you think about it?

Note: the flame-thrower used here was a DIY "makeshift" weapon, not the one sold by Elon Musk, so... what the fuck even is this?

Ken Dilanian
@KenDilanianNBC
Worth noting that flame throwers are legal and commercially available for sale. Elon Musk's company even sold some several years ago.

Meanwhile, Scott Jennings lectures Jake Tapper and David Axelrod:

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
SCOTT JENNINGS: "This 'Free Palestine' movement is nothing more than a domestic terror organization right now.

"The rise in the number of people who have come to America, who hold anti-American views, anti-western views, and anti-Semitic views and are now willing to act on it."

Video at the link.

Posted by: Ace at 06:30 PM

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1 Diversity. It's what's for dinner.

Posted by: mikeski at June 02, 2025 06:32 PM (DgGvY)

2 Mostly peaceful

Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2025 06:33 PM (VE6XX)

3 Damn - read the content

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 02, 2025 06:33 PM (kOluj)

4 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 02, 2025 06:34 PM (GYt5+)

5 Why did they pick the soccer game to start freaking out and burning stuff down? They're just using that as cover? If there was no reason for the rioting to start, there will never be a reason for it to end. If I were a frenchy, that would give me pause.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 02, 2025 06:34 PM (cduTK)

6 Paris will declare nuclear war on itself on the slightest rationale.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 02, 2025 06:34 PM (vm8sq)

7 Damn - read the content
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher

So did I. But faster.

Posted by: mikeski at June 02, 2025 06:35 PM (DgGvY)

8 Who Threw The Bike

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Who could have thought that the e-bikes all over the place wouldn't be used to inflict damage?

Posted by: Decaf at June 02, 2025 06:35 PM (unUNN)

9 Looks Mostly Peaceful

Posted by: Shoofly the Boxing Mule at June 02, 2025 06:36 PM (ufJfM)

10 During the riots in Paris last night, in many shots, there doesn't appear to be an ethnic French person in sight.

The violence and arsons appear to be nearly entirely the work of foreigners or French citizens of migration background.

They've assimilated so well, they're taking over the hooligan jobs of the ethnic French! We should be inspired to rise up to their example!

Posted by: French Leftist Immigration Apologist at June 02, 2025 06:36 PM (ycI94)

11 Ken Dilanian
@KenDilanianNBC
Worth noting that flame throwers are legal and commercially available for sale. Elon Musk's company even sold some several years ago.

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Even if Musk now made and sold insulin he would be demonised for it.

Posted by: Decaf at June 02, 2025 06:37 PM (unUNN)

12 Well, I think the Arc De Triomphe is used to having burned out hulks littered around it.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 02, 2025 06:37 PM (tT6L1)

13 The Parisians are sort of used to this shit.

Which is pathetic beyond belief, but they are pretty sanguine about the rioting.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at June 02, 2025 06:37 PM (mWSu4)

14 Paul Joseph Watson, "Paris Has Fallen ":

https://tinyurl.com/2ytaurtf

The riots started well before the match. Compare the composition of the high-spirited lads with previous victory crowds of actual French people celebrating their team's victory.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 02, 2025 06:37 PM (kpS4V)

15 I think it's time that western Yerp enlist some mostly peaceful snipers. A few well-placed carcasses of these goat lovers would likely send a message to the rest of their herd....

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 02, 2025 06:37 PM (kOluj)

16 Paris' soccer team Paris-St. Germain won the League of Champions tournament on Sunday.

The Germans got nothing to do with it!

Posted by: Sheriff Buford T. Justice at June 02, 2025 06:37 PM (Aqu9a)

17 Sheesh. Do I have to think of everything?

Rioters will be shot. Quit fucking around with these people.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at June 02, 2025 06:37 PM (gDhA9)

18 They're not rioting you American rubes they're celebrating Pride Month

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2025 06:37 PM (Qrxbh)

19 I wonder how many pairs of speakers CBD managed to grab in the confusion?

Posted by: Beartooth at June 02, 2025 06:37 PM (dLmtu)

20 Too bad the Germans didn't burn the place down in 1944.

Would have done the world a favor.

Posted by: Zombies Collins and Lapierre at June 02, 2025 06:37 PM (R/m4+)

21 I like French Fries more than French fires

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2025 06:38 PM (2VST1)

22
In other news...

John Redcorn is mort.

Wiki says he was shot. Was it Dale Gribble?

Posted by: Soothsayer teaches you fwench at June 02, 2025 06:38 PM (wZO0u)

23 This is why I no longer live in NYC and now live on a Farm In The Middle of Nowhere, where I technically have neighbors.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2025 06:38 PM (XV/Pl)

24 I asked Grok to come up with a Shakespearean sonnet to describe what happened in Paris last night -- it took approximately five seconds to generate this.

Alas, fair Paris, city of delight,
Last eve thy streets did burn with chaos’ flame,
Where joy for vict’ry turned to savage fight,
And revels wild did tarnish thy good name.
On Champs-Élysées, where the throngs did sing,
For PSG’s great triumph in the game,
The mob’s exulting took a darker wing,
With fire and riot, casting France to shame.
Two souls, untimely, met their mortal end,
And hundreds more with wounds did bear the cost,
While officers, with tear gas, sought to mend
The peace that hooligans and hate had lost.
O Paris, mourn thy night of broken peace,
May concord soon restore thy heart’s release.

I think all of us are gonna be out of a job soon unless someone smacks it across the head with a fax machine from 1993.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 02, 2025 06:38 PM (qwx/I)

25 Some people who post hot takes on X really shouldn’t, @KenDilanianNBC.

Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2025 06:39 PM (p4NUW)

26
As a MSU fan, I won't be the first to burn a couch over this.

Posted by: Auspex at June 02, 2025 06:40 PM (j4U/Z)

27 I mean seriously RIOTERS WILL BE SHOT.

Announce the policy in advance.

If you want, put a warning shot over their heads.

Any rioter not surrendering immediately gets shot.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at June 02, 2025 06:40 PM (gDhA9)

28 Some Racists say that these were not French soccer fans at all, but illegal alien conquerors using the cover of crowds to loot and pillage like the barbarians of old.

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The French know how to solve this problem they are just not willing to do it. Just look how Isabella and Ferdinand did it in 1492 and do the same. But of course, that would involve getting up from their cafe tables, stubbing out their Galoises and rolling up their sleeves. Therefore, not going to happen.

Posted by: Decaf at June 02, 2025 06:40 PM (unUNN)

29 There would be more ethnic French there if they were allowed to have firearms.

Don't that shit here in SC.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 02, 2025 06:40 PM (ZmEVT)

30 As a MSU fan, I won't be the first to burn a couch over this.
Posted by: Auspex at June 02, 2025 06:40 PM (j4U/Z)

Hey we at least kept it mostly contained to Cedar Village.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 02, 2025 06:41 PM (MGB5H)

31 All that shit burnt up and only two confirmed kills?

No wonder your asses always lose.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2025 06:41 PM (yvnLa)

32 The French might want to hold back on invading Romania, Ukraine or Russia and deploy some troops on the home front.

They'd probably still lose but Napoleon got his start by turning artillery onto the people of Paris trying to overthrow the Revolution. That would be his job soon.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2025 06:41 PM (8avO+)

33 It wouldn't be France without riots, they do it every year and it adds up to nothing. Nobody ever changes their mind over French riot since the guillotines

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2025 06:41 PM (2VST1)

34 Spring is Car-B-Que season in Paree'.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2025 06:41 PM (viF8m)

35 13 The Parisians are sort of used to this shit.
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Had a friend who was stationed in Greece. When I remarked on the almost perpetual demonstrations going on (this is years back), he said the people in the front of the rally were legit demonstrators, and the throngs grew as people joined in just for the party atmosphere, and didn't even know what the people carrying signs up front were going on about.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 02, 2025 06:41 PM (kpS4V)

36 Weird how this keeps happening.

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at June 02, 2025 06:41 PM (zZu0s)

37 "Free Palestine" is a terrorist organization because islam itself is a terrorist organization.

Posted by: Egg Shen, Bus Philosophiser at June 02, 2025 06:42 PM (uR4Tu)

38 Warning shots are for.... well, um... pride month.

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 02, 2025 06:42 PM (kOluj)

39 I asked Grok to come up with a Shakespearean sonnet to describe what happened in Paris last night -- it took approximately five seconds to generate this.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie

Muldoon hardest hit.

Posted by: mikeski at June 02, 2025 06:42 PM (DgGvY)

40 "Is Paris Burning?"

- Zombie Hitler

Posted by: Toad-0 at June 02, 2025 06:42 PM (cct0t)

41 The French might want to hold back on invading Romania, Ukraine or Russia and deploy some troops on the home front.

They'd probably still lose but Napoleon got his start by turning artillery onto the people of Paris trying to overthrow the Revolution. That would be his job soon.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2025 06:41 PM (8avO+)

Return of Whiff of the Grape?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 02, 2025 06:42 PM (Aqu9a)

42 The riots broke out before the game.

Posted by: Eric2 at June 02, 2025 06:43 PM (hSVY4)

43 Looks like Chicago after an NBA win. Or loss. Or UConn.

Posted by: We must not allow a strategic hooligan gap at June 02, 2025 06:44 PM (TbWk/)

44 I think being invaded, and sacked by goth girls, like Rome was, would be preferable this.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 02, 2025 06:44 PM (cduTK)

45 hmm. "french citizens of migration background". *takes note*

Posted by: anachronda at June 02, 2025 06:44 PM (v3pYe)

46 It wouldn't be France without riots, they do it every year and it adds up to nothing. Nobody ever changes their mind over French riot since the guillotines
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2025 06:41 PM (2VST1)

Nappy's "Whiff of Grapeshot" some years later.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2025 06:44 PM (8avO+)

47 I blame it on the new anti smoking law.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2025 06:44 PM (63Dwl)

48 I wonder how many pairs of speakers CBD managed to grab in the confusion?
Posted by: Beartooth at June 02, 2025 06:37 PM (dLmtu)
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I can totally see him throwing a brick through a boulangerie window or ripping off a cheesemonger's shoppe.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 02, 2025 06:44 PM (kpS4V)

49 MSU?

Louie Kelcher.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 02, 2025 06:44 PM (ZmEVT)

50 Wasn't us. mate.

Posted by: British Soccer Hooligans at June 02, 2025 06:45 PM (Aqu9a)

51 I care more about England than France.

France is just so alien.

I'm bummed about England.

Fuck France.

Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2025 06:45 PM (0HaGk)

52 34 Spring is Car-B-Que season in Paree'.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2025 06:41 PM (viF8m)

Seems like it comes faster every year. Feels like it was Drive Your Vehicle into a Christmas Crowd season just last week.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 02, 2025 06:45 PM (pIfcn)

53 Can you sous vide a Citroen?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2025 06:45 PM (W/lyH)

54 The French know how to solve this problem they are just not willing to do it. Just look how Isabella and Ferdinand did it in 1492 and do the same. But of course, that would involve getting up from their cafe tables, stubbing out their Galoises and rolling up their sleeves. Therefore, not going to happen.
Posted by: Decaf at June 02, 2025 06:40 PM (unUNN)
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Napoleon and his "whiff of the grape" comes to mind.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 02, 2025 06:45 PM (tT6L1)

55 Note: the flame-thrower used here was a DIY "makeshift" weapon, not the one sold by Elon Musk, so... what the fuck even is this?

derka derka jihad was forced to build a makeshift weapon because elon's product was a limited production run. clearly, the fault lies with elon.

Posted by: anachronda at June 02, 2025 06:46 PM (v3pYe)

56 I can totally see him throwing a brick through a boulangerie window or ripping off a cheesemonger's shoppe.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 02, 2025 06:44 PM (kpS4V)

Everyone else going for the cash register, he's lunging for a country ham hanging from a rafter in the back.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2025 06:46 PM (yvnLa)

57 44 I think being invaded, and sacked by goth girls, like Rome was, would be preferable this.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 02, 2025 06:44 PM (cduTK)

I wouldn't mind a good sacking with a goth girl or two.

Posted by: With them big tiddies at June 02, 2025 06:46 PM (TbWk/)

58 >>> 17 Sheesh. Do I have to think of everything?

Rioters will be shot. Quit fucking around with these people.
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at June 02, 2025 06:37 PM (gDhA9)

Sous vide wand up the butt.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 02, 2025 06:46 PM (QRFVs)

59 If they had lost....the rioting would have been the same.

Posted by: steevy at June 02, 2025 06:46 PM (YwEeS)

60 After France lost the Franco -Prussian war the communists rose up in an insurrection called the Paris commune. The government put it down and up to 20k people were killed or executed. That was in 1871, but the French can do it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2025 06:46 PM (Qrxbh)

61 There were many times when there were riots in Paris and the King would have the Mayor and Senior civic authorities hanged.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 02, 2025 06:46 PM (ZmEVT)

62 53 Can you sous vide a Citroen?

2cv has no a/c, so every summer.

Posted by: anachronda at June 02, 2025 06:47 PM (v3pYe)

63 Nappy's "Whiff of Grapeshot" some years later.

Yeah they probably could repeat that now to benefit, but basically it proved that riots are worthless except to intimidate the weak minded like royalty, supreme court justices, reporters.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2025 06:47 PM (2VST1)

64 Who could have thought that the e-bikes all over the place wouldn't be used to inflict damage?
Posted by: Decaf at June 02, 2025 06:35 PM (unUNN)

Hmm, they're not our bikes...

Posted by: Rioter who just realized something at June 02, 2025 06:47 PM (8hxDK)

65
Just a reminder: lolos is how you say "boobs" in fwench.

Posted by: Soothsayer teaches you fwench at June 02, 2025 06:47 PM (wZO0u)

66 I wouldn't mind a good sacking with a goth girl or two.
Posted by: With them big tiddies

Whateverrrr.

Posted by: GG w dem BT at June 02, 2025 06:47 PM (Dv3i1)

67 >>> 19 I wonder how many pairs of speakers CBD managed to grab in the confusion?
Posted by: Beartooth at June 02, 2025 06:37 PM (dLmtu)

I suspect he would grab some baguette loaves, and lots of cheese.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 02, 2025 06:47 PM (QRFVs)

68 There were many times when there were riots in Paris and the King would have the Mayor and Senior civic authorities hanged.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 02, 2025 06:46 PM (ZmEVT)
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The classics never go out of style.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2025 06:48 PM (GlyvH)

69 53 Can you sous vide a Citroen?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2025 06:45 PM (W/lyH)

Yank a coil and swap out the springs.

Low and Slow.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2025 06:48 PM (yvnLa)

70 Smell the Glove

It goes back far longer that you know. Read. Read.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 02, 2025 06:48 PM (ZmEVT)

71 53 Can you sous vide a Citroen?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2025 06:45 PM (W/lyH)

With a large enough bag you can sous vide anything.

Posted by: Then the reverse sear at June 02, 2025 06:48 PM (TbWk/)

72 another reason to ban soccer

Posted by: gnats local 675 at June 02, 2025 06:48 PM (CWTWj)

73 65
Just a reminder: lolos is how you say "boobs" in fwench.
Posted by: Soothsayer teaches you fwench

Low-lows? That happens with age.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at June 02, 2025 06:48 PM (Dv3i1)

74 Attendez une minute, c'est ce pour quoi j'ai voté. Tuez-moi d'abord.

Posted by: Some French Douchebag at June 02, 2025 06:48 PM (/U5Yz)

75 2cv has no a/c, so every summer.

Yeah but it has wicker seats for maximum airflow

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2025 06:48 PM (2VST1)

76 citizens of migration background

That's a new one.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 02, 2025 06:49 PM (QRFVs)

77 We got a little crazy around here when the Chicago Sting won the Soccer Cup back in 81. I believe that resulted in a big pile up of cop cars on Lasalle St.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 02, 2025 06:49 PM (qwx/I)

78 These French riots are truly terrible. Hopefully it'll help Le Pen and the French Right gain that little bit more vote to actually seize power and start fixing shit. Thankfully, the American Left has moved from the similarly destructive BLM riots and is adopting much more embarrassing ideas:

‪@halfwaypost.bsky.social‬ BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly worried thousands of protesters will come to his birthday parade dressed as chickens and handing out free tacos to everyone.

I forgot about protesters! That military parade has had me upset but now I realise protesters can make it a great day. Especially with this type of creative TACO protest.

All anti-trump seamstresses and tailors,should start making chicken suits for the protestors. We could have thousands by 6/14!

He should be worried the military doesn't honor their oath and arrest him as a domestic enemy for his attacks on the constitution.

Actually, NO KINGS is not hosting events in D.C. on 6/14. Instead of allowing this birthday parade to be the center of gravity, we encourage you to join us in Philadelphia, or your local NO KINGS protest!!!

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 02, 2025 06:49 PM (ycI94)

79 There were many times when there were riots in Paris and the King would have the Mayor and Senior civic authorities hanged.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 02, 2025 06:46 PM (ZmEVT)

Maybe that's why Macron's Dad/Wife was slapping him on the plane the other day.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2025 06:49 PM (8avO+)

80 As much fun as it is to dunk on the French we probably shouldn't get too comfortable. I've got a feeling the violence is going ramp up here thanks to Biden's open orders and rewarding universitites for their violent ant--semitism.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2025 06:50 PM (viF8m)

81 They're doing the world a favor every time they burn a Renault.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 02, 2025 06:50 PM (/U5Yz)

82 We got a little crazy around here when the Chicago Sting won the Soccer Cup back in 81. I believe that resulted in a big pile up of cop cars on Lasalle St.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 02, 2025 06:49 PM (qwx/I)

I thought that was from the Blues Brothers hitting town.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 02, 2025 06:50 PM (Aqu9a)

83 @70 yup , 1848, 1790-1815 etc

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2025 06:50 PM (Qrxbh)

84 Rush Limbaugh said several things on repeat that I've never forgotten, and I was a liberal at the time I first began listening to him. One of the 1st things he said that resonated with me was "Public safety is the FIRST job of government. Don't EVER vote to approve one of those "penny sales tax raises" for fire and police departments. Public safety should be the FIRST dollars spent...have a vote for "penny sales tax raises" to see if the public wants anything else beyond public safety.

Most of the world governments are no longer focused on basics like public safety. In some parts of the US, the riots will eventually be just as bad as what Paris saw last night--some of our governments aren't serious.

Posted by: Crusader at June 02, 2025 06:50 PM (TN0g+)

85 Don't the gendarmes have water cannons? Seems like that would be prudent.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 02, 2025 06:51 PM (WIBSw)

86 "citizens of migration background

That's a new one.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket"

Newspeak doesn't get much creepier than that.

Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2025 06:51 PM (0HaGk)

87 >>> With a large enough bag you can sous vide anything.
Posted by: Then the reverse sear at June 02, 2025 06:48 PM (TbWk/)

In fact,...

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2025 06:51 PM (cduTK)

88 ‪@halfwaypost.bsky.social‬ BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly worried thousands of protesters will come to his birthday parade dressed as chickens and handing out free tacos to everyone.
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Hah, like they're trying to make TACOs a thing. It'll never catch on.

Posted by: That's so Fetch! at June 02, 2025 06:51 PM (Dv3i1)

89
The whole country is Sous Vide.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 02, 2025 06:51 PM (IifOV)

90 citizens of migration background

That's a new one.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 02, 2025 06:49 PM (QRFVs)
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Should be showing on MSM pretty soon, I think.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 02, 2025 06:51 PM (tT6L1)

91 ... I am almost afraid to ask but what the hell is up with the left's tacos and chicken thing? Does this make sense to anyone not on adderall?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2025 06:51 PM (2VST1)

92 36; innit?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2025 06:52 PM (/Ghsb)

93 Ace, I saw a report on this (on Rumble) that said they started rioting before the game was even played; continued rioting during it, and on well into the night.

And that this crowd does the same whether PSG wins or loses games. So, no connection to game results, positive or negative.

Just an excuse to get their hate-freak on.

Posted by: Beverly at June 02, 2025 06:52 PM (Epeb0)

94 >>> 19 I wonder how many pairs of speakers CBD managed to grab in the confusion?
Posted by: Beartooth at June 02, 2025 06:37 PM (dLmtu)

I suspect he would grab some baguette loaves, and lots of cheese.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 02, 2025 06:47 PM (QRFVs)

If he found French-grown garlic, that would be in the bag as well.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2025 06:52 PM (VNX3d)

95 Had a friend who was stationed in Greece. When I remarked on the almost perpetual demonstrations going on (this is years back), he said the people in the front of the rally were legit demonstrators, and the throngs grew as people joined in just for the party atmosphere, and didn't even know what the people carrying signs up front were going on about.
Posted by: All Hail Eris

In comic form, from Freefall. (Click thru the next few comic strips.)

https://is.gd/Z1HUQC

Posted by: mikeski at June 02, 2025 06:52 PM (DgGvY)

96 am almost afraid to ask but what the hell is up with the left's tacos and chicken thing? Does this make sense to anyone not on adderall?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2025 06:51 PM (2VST1)M

TACO =Trump Always Chickens Out

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 02, 2025 06:52 PM (MGB5H)

97 In fact,...
Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2025 06:51 PM (cduTK)

Was that a lever joke or a bathtub joke?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2025 06:52 PM (yvnLa)

98 Well, you know, first the Nazis walked in unmolested.

Eighty years later the Arabs & Africans walk in to do the molesting.

History rhymes and all that.

Posted by: SoeakingOf at June 02, 2025 06:52 PM (6ydKt)

99 I will vote for the candidate that vows not to distinguish between soccer fans and violent terrorists.

Posted by: tintex at June 02, 2025 06:52 PM (EnC2n)

100 As much fun as it is to dunk on the French we probably shouldn't get too comfortable. I've got a feeling the violence is going ramp up here thanks to Biden's open orders and rewarding universitites for their violent ant--semitism.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2025 06:50 PM (viF8m)

They have my permission to burn down any campus they want to.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2025 06:52 PM (8avO+)

101 The DOGE cuts are clearly at fault here.

The world falls apart without free shit from America....

Posted by: Stateless.. 11% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 02, 2025 06:52 PM (jvJvP)

102 I am almost afraid to ask but what the hell is up with the left's tacos and chicken thing? Does this make sense to anyone not on adderall?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2025 06:51 PM (2VST1)
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Obviously, this was a test of your bona fides. Had you not been bona fide, you'd have understood the reference perfectly.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 02, 2025 06:53 PM (tT6L1)

103 >>> Was that a lever joke or a bathtub joke?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2025 06:52 PM (yvnLa)

Well Lever is a brand of soap so maybe all the above!

Posted by: banana Dream at June 02, 2025 06:53 PM (cduTK)

104 >>> 101 The DOGE cuts are clearly at fault here.

The world falls apart without free shit from America....
Posted by: Stateless.. 11% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 02, 2025 06:52 PM (jvJvP)

Oh no!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 02, 2025 06:53 PM (QRFVs)

105
Incidentally, D-Day anniversary is in 4 days.

Posted by: Soothsayer teaches you fwench at June 02, 2025 06:54 PM (wZO0u)

106 91 ... I am almost afraid to ask but what the hell is up with the left's tacos and chicken thing? Does this make sense to anyone not on adderall?

taco = "trump always chickens out". mostly about the tariff thingie, i believe.

Posted by: anachronda at June 02, 2025 06:54 PM (v3pYe)

107 >> I am almost afraid to ask but what the hell is up with the left's tacos and chicken thing?

The left can't meme. They've been trying and failing to make TACO a thing for a couple weeks and nobody is buying.

Trump
Always
Chickens
Out

They claim he is somehow losing the tariff battles which obviously he's not. It's just stupid.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2025 06:54 PM (viF8m)

108 am almost afraid to ask but what the hell is up with the left's tacos and chicken thing? Does this make sense to anyone not on adderall?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2025 06:51 PM (2VST1)M

TACO =Trump Always Chickens Out
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 02, 2025 06:52 PM (MGB5H)

Yeah somehow Trump breaking the world on Tariffs is a moral failing. And the left taking on dressing in chicken suits as a huge burn is .... typical.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2025 06:54 PM (8avO+)

109 80 As much fun as it is to dunk on the French we probably shouldn't get too comfortable. I've got a feeling the violence is going ramp up here thanks to Biden's open orders and rewarding universitites for their violent ant--semitism.

not certain whether typo or sly reference to coed bewbs.

Posted by: anachronda at June 02, 2025 06:55 PM (v3pYe)

110 We were just a little ahead of our time with "Paris is Burning..."

Posted by: Dokken at June 02, 2025 06:55 PM (TN0g+)

111 >>> 105
Incidentally, D-Day anniversary is in 4 days.

Posted by: Soothsayer teaches you fwench at June 02, 2025 06:54 PM (wZO0u)

Coincidentally, it will also be National Donut Day (first Friday in June, I'm guessing).

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 02, 2025 06:55 PM (QRFVs)

112 taco = "trump always chickens out". mostly about the tariff thingie, i believe.
Posted by: anachronda at June 02, 2025 06:54 PM (v3pYe)

It's so asinine. Like saying Truman chickened out by not nuking Tokyo...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2025 06:55 PM (yvnLa)

113 Ken Dilanian
@KenDilanianNBC

Worth noting that flame throwers are legal and commercially available for sale. Elon Musk's company even sold some several years ago.

Ahh, no.
Elon sold a roofers torch that was attached to what looked like a plastic Nerf gun.

It was nowhere near a flamethrower.

Posted by: SoeakingOf at June 02, 2025 06:55 PM (6ydKt)

114 >> I am almost afraid to ask but what the hell is up with the left's tacos and chicken thing?

The left can't meme. They've been trying and failing to make TACO a thing for a couple weeks and nobody is buying.

Trump
Always
Chickens
Out

They claim he is somehow losing the tariff battles which obviously he's not. It's just stupid.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2025 06:54 PM (viF8m)

I haven't been watching, but has President Trump been seen eating tacos, to make fun of them?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2025 06:56 PM (VNX3d)

115 45; yeah, you noticed that too?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2025 06:56 PM (/Ghsb)

116
I don't have a flame thrower, but I do have a propane torch for burning weeds that pop up in the driveway.

In my upcoming counter-factual sci-fi book, me, the torch, George "The Animal" Steel and Bo Bo Brazil travel forward in time to defend the Arc de Triumph against the raging mob.

Posted by: Auspex at June 02, 2025 06:56 PM (j4U/Z)

117 @80 agreed, the inner cities murders have been up of late and add in antisemitism and protests for whatever getting out of control I think we're looking at a long hot summer

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2025 06:56 PM (Qrxbh)

118 @halfwaypost.bsky.social‬ BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly worried thousands of protesters will come to his birthday parade dressed as chickens and handing out free tacos to everyone.
____

Hah, like they're trying to make TACOs a thing. It'll never catch on.
Posted by: That's so Fetch! at June 02, 2025 06:51 PM (Dv3i1)

they can't collect 5 people if they aren't paid by tax moneys

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2025 06:56 PM (8avO+)

119 >>> 113 Ken Dilanian
@KenDilanianNBC

Worth noting that flame throwers are legal and commercially available for sale. Elon Musk's company even sold some several years ago.
==
Ahh, no.
Elon sold a roofers torch that was attached to what looked like a plastic Nerf gun.

It was nowhere near a flamethrower.
Posted by: SoeakingOf at June 02, 2025 06:55 PM (6ydKt)

Now I want Pete Hegsex to demonstrate a real flamethrower for some idiot presstitute, maybe Margaret whats-her-face.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 02, 2025 06:57 PM (QRFVs)

120 My current level of concern regarding Paris/Europe burning

_|______________________

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 02, 2025 06:57 PM (/U5Yz)

121 70; boom!

this!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2025 06:57 PM (/Ghsb)

122 I mean seriously RIOTERS WILL BE SHOT.

Announce the policy in advance.

If you want, put a warning shot over their heads.

Any rioter not surrendering immediately gets shot.
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law

Steel buckshot off pavement is the bees knees.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 02, 2025 06:57 PM (/lPRQ)

123 Hah, like they're trying to make TACOs a thing. It'll never catch on.
Posted by: That's so Fetch!

They think it already HAS caught on, and has Trump rattled. Just like Walz calling Republicans "weird"...

91 ... I am almost afraid to ask but what the hell is up with the left's tacos and chicken thing? Does this make sense to anyone not on adderall?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

TACO stands for "Trump Always Chickens Out", as in, backs down on tariffs and international negotiations when he gets pushback. Hence the chicken costumes as well. It's really, REALLY retarded, hence the doubling down on it.

They even got a reporter to ask Trump about it at a press briefing, and the Left collectively orgasmed over his "raging" response (he didn't rage at all, but they all repeat he did): https://tinyurl.com/5c7x2dad

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 02, 2025 06:57 PM (ycI94)

124 I can totally see him throwing a brick through a boulangerie window or ripping off a cheesemonger's shoppe.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 02, 2025 06:44 PM (kpS4V)

It would be both. Only a savage eats cheese without bread!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at June 02, 2025 06:57 PM (mWSu4)

125 Paris mooslim CarBQ.

Cooper Mini tastes like goat.

Posted by: 13times at June 02, 2025 06:57 PM (pgtZ4)

126 @80 agreed, the inner cities murders have been up of late and add in antisemitism and protests for whatever getting out of control I think we're looking at a long hot summer
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2025 06:56 PM (Qrxbh)

...tap....tap still not registering on the meter.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2025 06:57 PM (8avO+)

127 I'm pretty sure cars just get puked on at Super-Bowl wins.

Posted by: DaveA at June 02, 2025 06:57 PM (FhXTo)

128 22
'John Redcorn is mort.'

Ja-HON Redcorn

Posted by: Peggy Hill at June 02, 2025 06:58 PM (3wi/L)

129 They claim he is somehow losing the tariff battles which obviously he's not. It's just stupid.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2025 06:54 PM (viF8m)
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Yes. This is the new thing - they claim the opposite of reality is true to comfort their mind-numbed robots.

See, Trump is caving on tariffs, which is why he has cut the trade deficit in half. By losing.

The most fascinating use of this gas lighting is when they tell you that a video shows something it obviously does not. As in:

WATCH J.D. VANCE'S CRINGE VISIT WITH THE POPE WHERE HE BREAKS PROTOCOL BY TOUCHING HIM.

If you go into the comments, all the leftists are just aglow with schadenfreude even though none of it is true.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2025 06:58 PM (ZOv7s)

130 Was chatting with a Seattle cop on Saturday who stopped her car to get out and watch a bald eagle who was hanging out on the beach.

She said the SPD is gearing up for an active rioting summer.

Yay.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2025 06:58 PM (W2Pud)

131
@halfwaypost.bsky.social‬ BREAKING:

lol
So much lol in this.

This is "breaking" fake gaslighting "news." Source: some random fuckface on, lol, bluesky.

Posted by: Soothsayer teaches you fwench at June 02, 2025 06:58 PM (T/35X)

132 Well now You People have me craving tacos for dinner, but it isn't Tuesday!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 02, 2025 06:59 PM (QRFVs)

133 Montreal is the same way. If the Canadiens win another Stanley Cup, that city will be burned to the ground in hours.

Something inherent in French culture?

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 02, 2025 06:59 PM (vm8sq)

134 Lessons on Biology by Michelle (Big Mike?) Obama -

(LifeSiteNews) — Former first lady Michelle Obama, who launched a new podcast with her brother earlier this year, stated on May 25 on IMO with Michelle Obama & Craig Robinson that a woman’s unique ability to grow and carry a child inside her body is “the least of” what the reproductive system is for in discussion with her guest, longtime friend Dr. Sharon Malone, an OB/GYN.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 02, 2025 06:59 PM (Dv3i1)

135 I mean seriously RIOTERS WILL BE SHOT.

Announce the policy in advance.

If you want, put a warning shot over their heads.

Any rioter not surrendering immediately gets shot.
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law

Steel buckshot off pavement is the bees knees.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 02, 2025 06:57 PM (/lPRQ)

That's where "Read the Riot Act" comes from. In England a mob had the length of time it took to read the law out loud to them to disperse. Then the bayonets came out.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2025 06:59 PM (8avO+)

136 Trump will lean into the taco thing. After all, who doesn't love tacos?

Posted by: Crusader at June 02, 2025 06:59 PM (TN0g+)

137 Don't forget to hit the artisanal butcher shop, CBD!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 02, 2025 07:00 PM (kpS4V)

138 27
'If you want, put a warning shot over their heads.

Any rioter not surrendering immediately gets shot.'

Any 1st World leader that orders live fire on rioters will get my undying respect.

Posted by: Peggy Hill at June 02, 2025 07:00 PM (3wi/L)

139 >>WATCH J.D. VANCE'S CRINGE VISIT WITH THE POPE WHERE HE BREAKS PROTOCOL BY TOUCHING HIM.

At least he didn't drop a deuce in his pants while chatting with the pope.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2025 07:00 PM (viF8m)

140 Montreal is the same way. If the Canadiens win another Stanley Cup, that city will be burned to the ground in hours.

Something inherent in French culture?
Posted by: Cow Demon at June 02, 2025 06:59 PM (vm8sq

Luckily there is no threat of this happening.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 02, 2025 07:00 PM (MGB5H)

141 The left can't meme. They've been trying and failing to make TACO a thing for a couple weeks and nobody is buying.

Trump
Always
Chickens
Out

They claim he is somehow losing the tariff battles which obviously he's not. It's just stupid.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2025 06:54 PM (viF8m)

It's phenomenally idiotic, especially since he's accomplishing exactly what he said he would. Apply pressure, get concessions, ease off. That's how it works. Only parents and cops keep beating a cooperative and compliant subject.

Posted by: They're also trying to make "fetch" a thing at June 02, 2025 07:00 PM (TbWk/)

142 Damn tyops.

I fixed it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2025 07:00 PM (6ydKt)

143 Fire cleanses.

Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2025 07:00 PM (0HaGk)

144 >>> 137 Don't forget to hit the artisanal butcher shop, CBD!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 02, 2025 07:00 PM (kpS4V)

I hope he takes pictures for the Food Thread.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 02, 2025 07:00 PM (QRFVs)

145 109, LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2025 07:00 PM (/Ghsb)

146
but how funny is it that John Redcorn was finally shot by after all the years of sneaking into married womens' windows

Posted by: Soothsayer teaches you fwench at June 02, 2025 07:00 PM (T/35X)

147 I haven't been watching, but has President Trump been seen eating tacos, to make fun of them?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Not exactly...in fact: https://tinyurl.com/2rn5mmyd

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 02, 2025 07:00 PM (ycI94)

148 Former first lady Michelle Obama, who launched a new podcast with her brother earlier this year, stated on May 25 on IMO with Michelle Obama & Craig Robinson that a woman’s unique ability to grow and carry a child inside her body is “the least of” what the reproductive system is for in discussion with her guest, longtime friend Dr. Sharon Malone, an OB/GYN.
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I'm sure there had to be a follow-up question consisting of "what are the more significant uses of the reproductive system?", right?

Right?

Posted by: Crusader at June 02, 2025 07:01 PM (TN0g+)

149 >>> Posted by: They're also trying to make "fetch" a thing at June 02, 2025 07:00 PM (TbWk/)

Who is "fetching"? Sam Brinson doesn't work for OrangeManBad.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 02, 2025 07:01 PM (QRFVs)

150 As much fun as it is to dunk on the French we probably shouldn't get too comfortable. I've got a feeling the violence is going ramp up here thanks to Biden's open orders and rewarding universitites for their violent ant--semitism.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2025 06:50 PM (viF8m)

They have my permission to burn down any campus they want to.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2025 06:52 PM (8avO+)

***

Here at Diogenes University, any violent protest will be put down with much vigor. Unless we are protesting running out of bier. This is a legitimate reason for protests.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2025 07:01 PM (W/lyH)

151 Hey man...I touch the Pope if you know what I mean.

Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2025 07:01 PM (0HaGk)

152 That's where "Read the Riot Act" comes from. In England a mob had the length of time it took to read the law out loud to them to disperse. Then the bayonets came out.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2025 06:59 PM (8avO+)
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Subsequently replaced by the "Muslims Can Riot Whenever They Want Act."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2025 07:02 PM (ZOv7s)

153 Luckily there is no threat of this happening.
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 02, 2025 07:00 PM (MGB5H)

For now. And they’ll think of other things.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 02, 2025 07:02 PM (vm8sq)

154 People running down the burning streets with shoes, jewelry, tvs, and CBD has one armful of baguettes while using the other to roll a giant wheel of cheese. Probably hard to do with Brie or Camembert but the image works for me.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at June 02, 2025 07:02 PM (8hxDK)

155 I recall Georgetown stores boarding up when the Skins were in the Super Bowl. Didn't live far but of course never went out on such occasions. Those stores also boarded up in 2020, for the election. Almost as if, I dunno, they were pretty certain who would win, and that it would lead to unpleasantness from urban yute. Weird.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 02, 2025 07:03 PM (1m82a)

156 Something inherent in French culture?

The only things inherent in the French culture is the lack of personal hygiene. love of stinky cheese, and gonorrhea.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 02, 2025 07:03 PM (/U5Yz)

157 I hope he takes pictures for the Food Thread.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 02, 2025 07:00 PM (QRFVs)
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Starting fires with his crème brûlée torch...

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 02, 2025 07:04 PM (kpS4V)

158 The French newcomers are just pillaging the stores native French won't. Really, its an act of love

Posted by: Jaques Bushoux at June 02, 2025 07:04 PM (t0Rmr)

159 It's the Left. They'll pass out Tacos while bitching that the tariffs are destroying the Economy. As in, Trump is too chicken to do that thing and he needs to stop doing that thing that he's too chicken to do. They have no clue how anything works except when they cry loud enough they get a bottle.

Also, DO NOT eat anything given to you by a Lefty at a Trump rally. Tell them you're Mexican, they're racist and bug out.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 02, 2025 07:04 PM (pIfcn)

160 i see that eating tomato skins and seeds cause prostate problems.

Posted by: gnats local 675 at June 02, 2025 07:04 PM (CWTWj)

161 I'm sure there had to be a follow-up question consisting of "what are the more significant uses of the reproductive system?", right?

Right?
____

I don't know, maybe that it's for harvesting baby parts?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 02, 2025 07:04 PM (Dv3i1)

162 Yeah did we get our own Paris Burning correspondent's report and I missed it? CBD?

BTW the full story of "Is Paris Burning" during the late European unpleasantness is pretty interesting.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 02, 2025 07:05 PM (1m82a)

163 149 >>> Posted by: They're also trying to make "fetch" a thing at June 02, 2025 07:00 PM (TbWk/)

Who is "fetching"? Sam Brinson doesn't work for OrangeManBad.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

I loved Stepin Fetchit! Would love to see him, Al Jolson and Uncle Remus all make a comeback. Kids love the blacks these days!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 02, 2025 07:05 PM (ycI94)

164 I'm sure there had to be a follow-up question consisting of "what are the more significant uses of the reproductive system?", right?

Right?
Posted by: Crusader at June 02, 2025 07:01 PM (TN0g+)
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I bet her kids felt really validated to know that they were the least important thing her reproductive system ever did.

Mother's Day next year will be lit!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2025 07:05 PM (ZOv7s)

165
Not sure if this isn't Philadelphia or LA with French chyrons.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2025 07:05 PM (QnmlO)

166
VP Vance "touched" the new fake "pope?"

Wow, that's like a big fucking deal, you guys! He broke a fake rule no one ever heard of before, you guys?

Did VP Vance make it worse by wearing the "wrong color" suit, too??

Posted by: Soothsayer teaches you fwench at June 02, 2025 07:05 PM (T/35X)

167 >>> 166
VP Vance "touched" the new fake "pope?"

Wow, that's like a big fucking deal, you guys! He broke a fake rule no one ever heard of before, you guys?

Did VP Vance make it worse by wearing the "wrong color" suit, too??
Posted by: Soothsayer teaches you fwench at June 02, 2025 07:05 PM (T/35X)

Maybe he should have thrown tomato soup at the Pope, to protest glowball warmening or deep-dish pizza or some other Bad Thing.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 02, 2025 07:06 PM (QRFVs)

168
You're not supposed to touch the Queen -- that I've heard of before. But can't touch the pope?

Sure, jan.

Posted by: Soothsayer teaches you fwench at June 02, 2025 07:06 PM (T/35X)

169 Alright Sooner Ladies. No more fucking around.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 02, 2025 07:07 PM (MGB5H)

170 TACO =Trump Always Chickens Out

...I feel even dumber knowing this. That's what they are pinning all their hopes on? LOL

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2025 07:07 PM (2VST1)

171 I hear they piss out in the street.

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2025 07:07 PM (vFG9F)

172 I'm going to take the minority position that Michelle Obama is an actual woman who gets off packing a unit in her panties, not a dude.

That being said, other than serving as an incubator for two test-tube babies (self admitted!), I don't think her reproductive system has done anything else worth noting.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2025 07:07 PM (ZOv7s)

173 Yeah somehow Trump breaking the world on Tariffs is a moral failing. And the left taking on dressing in chicken suits as a huge burn is .... typical.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2025 06:54 PM (8avO+)

I remember the old, white man's winged warrior, chicken man radio shows.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 02, 2025 07:07 PM (dLmtu)

174 160 i see that eating tomato skins and seeds cause prostate problems.
Posted by: gnats local 675 at June 02, 2025 07:04 PM (CWTWj)

A top doctor says this is the cure.

Posted by: Clickbait Scam Ads at June 02, 2025 07:07 PM (vm8sq)

175 OT Todd Bennsman, a very good (and real) immigration/border journalist, today swore in as a senior adviser to Border Czar and Human Battering Ram Tom Homan. Great news. Except that presumably we lose his ongoing commentary and analysis on the topic.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 02, 2025 07:08 PM (1m82a)

176 Down in France.

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2025 07:08 PM (vFG9F)

177 Sauvages That is all.

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2025 07:08 PM (PCK5/)

178 I'm pretty sure cars just get puked on at Super-Bowl wins.
Posted by: DaveA

We eat fresh horse shit!

Posted by: Eagle fans at June 02, 2025 07:08 PM (I8gxw)

179
If Trump "Taco" 'd, I'd like to now what they called what Biden did besides shit his pants, get lost in his walk in closet, and eat ice cream for 4 years.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 02, 2025 07:08 PM (IifOV)

180
Wow, that's like a big fucking deal, you guys! He broke a fake rule no one ever heard of before, you guys?

________

Assaulting the Pope incurs excommunication latae sententiae.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2025 07:09 PM (QnmlO)

181 re 174: he used to advertise here. maybe still does.

Posted by: gnats local 675 at June 02, 2025 07:10 PM (CWTWj)

182 I seem to recall that kissing the pope's ring was a thing until Pope Frankie stopped the tradition due to his fear of covid. I imagine you'd have to grasp his hand to lessen the risk of missing the target.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 02, 2025 07:11 PM (Dv3i1)

183 170 TACO =Trump Always Chickens Out

...I feel even dumber knowing this. That's what they are pinning all their hopes on? LOL
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2025 07:07 PM (2VST1)

Well, they keep insisting Trump is a dictator. If Trump is a dictator, Gov Edmund J Davis (TX) would have had them all pissing their pants back in the day. He stepped aside in a piss poor election and only went back to office after winning a clear election victory. And I bet he leaves in 2029.

More childishness from a side that is mad the government won’t let them live a perpetual adolescence.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 02, 2025 07:11 PM (vm8sq)

184 If Trump "Taco" 'd, I'd like to now what they called what Biden did besides shit his pants, get lost in his walk in closet, and eat ice cream for 4 years.
Posted by: Frank Barone at June 02, 2025 07:08 PM (IifOV)
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It's a cope, a particularly stupid cope by people who live in closets without ever feeling sunshine on their faces or the loving touch of another human being.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2025 07:11 PM (ZOv7s)

185 Napoleon had the right idea (right after the Terror) about how to control violent mobs: shoot the first 300, then you won't be able to find the second 300.

Posted by: Beverly at June 02, 2025 07:12 PM (Epeb0)

186 167
'Maybe he should have thrown tomato soup at the Pope, to protest glowball warmening or deep-dish pizza or some other Bad Thing.'

I thought a wet fart in the pope's presence was the new tradition.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 02, 2025 07:12 PM (3wi/L)

187 Everyone knows how unhealthy vitamin C lycopene and fiber is, amirite??

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2025 07:12 PM (PCK5/)

188 it was legal back when I was in Paris, fd

really excellent when I had to discharge excess Kronenbourg on the way to the nearest Metro station

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2025 07:12 PM (/Ghsb)

189 People kissed the Pope's ring?

the fuck.

Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2025 07:12 PM (0HaGk)

190 I think all of us are gonna be out of a job soon unless someone smacks it across the head with a fax machine from 1993.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
-----
Fourteen lines, iambic pentameter immediately sprung to mind. Put there maybe sixty years ago?
Checked google and dead on. Brains are scary.

Posted by: From about That Time at June 02, 2025 07:12 PM (n4GiU)

191 TACO =Trump Always Chickens Out

...I feel even dumber knowing this. That's what they are pinning all their hopes on? LOL
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2025 07:07 PM (2VST1)

It should be GACO, or GOPe Always Chickens Out. There's so much proof of this acronym.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2025 07:13 PM (VNX3d)

192 Assaulting the Pope incurs excommunication latae sententiae.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2025 07:09 PM (QnmlO)

Mrs.D.is.so funny. She screams every time she sees a latae sententiae crawling on the wall. I have to come and get rid of.it.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2025 07:13 PM (W/lyH)

193 I bet her kids felt really validated to know that they were the least important thing her reproductive system ever did.

Mother's Day next year will be lit!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2025 07:05 PM (ZOv7s)
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Obama's "Punished with a baby" comment comes to mind. 2 daughters and this is what a parent thinks of children?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 02, 2025 07:13 PM (tT6L1)

194
People kissed the Pope's ring?

the fuck.
Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2025 07:12 PM (0HaGk)

__________

Way back when, you were supposed to kiss his shoe as well.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2025 07:13 PM (QnmlO)

195 "This is why I no longer live in NYC and now live on a Farm In The Middle of Nowhere, where I technically have neighbors."

Ditto.

Well, not on a farm, but in a small farm town in Tennessee. Kiss the sky every day!

Posted by: Beverly at June 02, 2025 07:14 PM (Epeb0)

196 One of Obama's kids has RBF already I noticed the other day in a pic here...

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2025 07:14 PM (PCK5/)

197 173:

"He's everywhere! He's everywhere!"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2025 07:14 PM (/Ghsb)

198 I always get the Tuscan latae sententiae.

Costs a bit more.

Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2025 07:15 PM (0HaGk)

199 Things that are more important than reproduction in the reproductive system -

a) initiates puberty
b) tampon holder
c) prison wallet

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 02, 2025 07:15 PM (Dv3i1)

200 I wonder if Sasha and Malia are aware enough to know they were nothing more than political ornaments so their parents could pursue their political ambitions?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 02, 2025 07:16 PM (tT6L1)

201 I'm sure there had to be a follow-up question consisting of "what are the more significant uses of the reproductive system?", right?

Right?
____

I don't know, maybe that it's for harvesting baby parts?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 02, 2025 07:04 PM (Dv3i1)
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That's a disturbing plausibility...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2025 07:16 PM (GlyvH)

202 BTW the full story of "Is Paris Burning" during the late European unpleasantness is pretty interesting.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 02, 2025 07:05 PM (1m82a)

I just looked it up. Don't get it mixed up with "Paris Is Burning" if you order the movie or put it in your queue.

Posted by: haffhowershower at June 02, 2025 07:16 PM (144I4)

203 191 TACO =Trump Always Chickens Out

...I feel even dumber knowing this. That's what they are pinning all their hopes on? LOL
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2025 07:07 PM (2VST1)

It amuses me b/c on the one hand, they call him an absolute dictator/tyrant...and on the other, someone who gives in all the time...so, the opposite of a tyrant...

The messaging makes no sense...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 02, 2025 07:17 PM (tOcjL)

204 It should be GACO, or GOPe Always Chickens Out. There's so much proof of this acronym.

That one I think everyone can get behind.

Obama's "Punished with a baby" comment comes to mind. 2 daughters and this is what a parent thinks of children?

Then his wife said that having a baby is the least important thing about a woman's reproductive system... they seem really confused about how this all works

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2025 07:17 PM (2VST1)

205 Kroenenbourg 1664 is fantastic. My beer of choice in Europe.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, cowhand of the Apocalypse at June 02, 2025 07:17 PM (I8gxw)

206 Hey! You don't want to know what "CHALUPA" means. No joke.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at June 02, 2025 07:17 PM (vFG9F)

207 I wonder if Sasha and Malia are aware enough to know they were nothing more than political ornaments so their parents could pursue their political ambitions?
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That's rude!

Posted by: Chelsea C. at June 02, 2025 07:18 PM (TN0g+)

208 I seem to recall that kissing the pope's ring was a thing until Pope Frankie stopped the tradition due to his fear of covid. I imagine you'd have to grasp his hand to lessen the risk of missing the target.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 02, 2025 07:11 PM (Dv3i1)

There's video of him out there, pulling his hand back every time someone tried to kiss it. Sometimes they'd really grab the hand, and he would yank it away, with a real look of disgust on his face.

Then just don't put your hand out there, douche.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 02, 2025 07:18 PM (dGCAG)

209 These college softball chicks generally have nice asses.
Killing time watching ESPN before Jeopardy.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 02, 2025 07:19 PM (ufFY8)

210 Kroenenbourg 1664 is fantastic. My beer of choice in Europe.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, cowhand of the Apocalypse at June 02, 2025 07:17 PM (I8gxw)

Dinkel Acker Weiss because you can sing the name.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2025 07:19 PM (8avO+)

211 I'm sure there had to be a follow-up question consisting of "what are the more significant uses of the reproductive system?", right?

The only thing I can puzzle out what Michelle meant was pleasure. Which isn't technically the reproductive system but despite working in a hospital for years, none of it seems to have sunk in.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2025 07:19 PM (2VST1)

212 Look closer. The riots started BEFORE any soccer result. This was an orchestrated event that had nothing to do with "sports."

Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2025 07:20 PM (dIske)

213 I always get the Tuscan latae sententiae.

Costs a bit more.
Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2025 07:15 PM (0HaGk)

With a shot of caramel. And foam.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 02, 2025 07:20 PM (dGCAG)

214 Leftists sure love them some “Diversity”.

“Diversity Is Our Strength”. They mean, “it’s our weapon”, don’t you agree?

Posted by: Common Tater at June 02, 2025 07:20 PM (qdur7)

215 Look closer. The riots started BEFORE any soccer result. This was an orchestrated event that had nothing to do with "sports."
Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2025 07:20 PM (dIske)

You can't expect people to wait until the match is over.

All the good stuff at Gucci will be gone.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 02, 2025 07:21 PM (dGCAG)

216 People kissed the Pope's ring?
the fuck.
Posted by: eleven

That's worse than bending the knee.
- John Snow (i guess I do know something after all)

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 02, 2025 07:21 PM (MsrgL)

217
How fucking lame our Evil Arch Enemies are.

They can't even come up with good evil acronyms -- like THRUSH or KAOS.

They come up with.....TACO.

Posted by: Soothsayer teaches you fwench at June 02, 2025 07:21 PM (uaPFX)

218 The guy who voiced John Redcorn had a husband. The husband said Redcorn was killed because of homophobia. In Pride Month

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2025 07:22 PM (Qrxbh)

219 Kroenenbourg 1664 is fantastic. My beer of choice in Europe.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, cowhand of the Apocalypse at June 02, 2025 07:17 PM (I8gxw)

Dinkel Acker Weiss because you can sing the name.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2025 07:19 PM (8avO+)

Hasenbrau Export/Helles from Augsburg.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2025 07:22 PM (W/lyH)

220 When I went to Paris ten years ago, I was shocked. The tourist areas were nice but most of the city is just near slums, graffiti, trash, and you stayed away from subway stops that the guide told you to. Champs Elysee was crappy too.

I can't imagine what it is now.

Posted by: PJ at June 02, 2025 07:23 PM (RRCAT)

221 Kroenenbourg 1664 is fantastic. My beer of choice in Europe.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, cowhand of the Apocalypse at June 02, 2025 07:17 PM (I8gxw)

Dinkel Acker Weiss because you can sing the name.

Posted by: Oldcat

Licher.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 02, 2025 07:23 PM (MsrgL)

222 149 >>> Posted by: They're also trying to make "fetch" a thing at June 02, 2025 07:00 PM (TbWk/)

Who is "fetching"? Sam Brinson doesn't work for OrangeManBad.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 02, 2025 07:01 PM (QRFVs)

Feltching's great! What? Oh, never mind.

Posted by: David Litella-French at June 02, 2025 07:24 PM (8hxDK)

223 I always get the Tuscan latae sententiae.

Costs a bit more.
Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2025 07:15 PM (0HaGk)

Per EU rules it has to be Tuscan latae sententiae, otherwise it is just sparkling judgeyness

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2025 07:24 PM (D7oie)

224 205; that was my opinion when I was over there back when ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2025 07:24 PM (/Ghsb)

225 WATCH J.D. VANCE'S CRINGE VISIT WITH THE POPE WHERE HE BREAKS PROTOCOL BY TOUCHING HIM.

If you go into the comments, all the leftists are just aglow with schadenfreude even though none of it is true.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2025 06:58 PM (ZOv7s)

didn't Biden hug him?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2025 07:25 PM (D7oie)

226 22 probably Maggie Simpson

Posted by: tintex at June 02, 2025 07:25 PM (EnC2n)

227
Men don't have "husbands."

I'm done playing the fag fake "marriage" game.

Posted by: Soothsayer teaches you fwench at June 02, 2025 07:25 PM (uaPFX)

228 Napoleon had the right idea (right after the Terror) about how to control violent mobs: shoot the first 300, then you won't be able to find the second 300.
Posted by: Beverly at June 02, 2025 07:12 PM (Epeb0)

There is almost no way this line of thinking can be justified. Within 300 people it is highly unlikely that they all deserved to be killed.

And even more unlikely that the next 300 also deserved to be killed.

And that's without getting into what constitutes a "violent mob."

Posted by: Thiker at June 02, 2025 07:25 PM (r2ymA)

229 "When I went to Paris ten years ago, I was shocked. The tourist areas were nice but most of the city is just near slums, graffiti, trash, and you stayed away from subway stops that the guide told you to. Champs Elysee was crappy too.

I can't imagine what it is now.
Posted by: PJ "

I watched a youtube of a Paris walk through.

It was incredibly loud traffic. It just looked like a shitty outdoor mall with sullen foreigners every 50 paces.

You couldn't pay me to go there.

Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2025 07:26 PM (0HaGk)

230 So the first person shooter game Destiny has a special Pride Month skin available. Its bright rainbow colors, very garish and incredibly visible. In a game where you're trying to avoid being spotted and shot at. I think there's mixed messaging here.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2025 07:26 PM (2VST1)

231

nooooodd

doon

Posted by: Soothsayer teaches you fwench at June 02, 2025 07:27 PM (uaPFX)

232 Napoleon had the right idea (right after the Terror) about how to control violent mobs: shoot the first 300, then you won't be able to find the second 300.
Posted by: Beverly
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There is almost no way this line of thinking can be justified. Within 300 people it is highly unlikely that they all deserved to be killed.
And even more unlikely that the next 300 also deserved to be killed.
And that's without getting into what constitutes a "violent mob."
Posted by: Thiker

A taste of the grape calms a lot of tits of any mob, violent or otherwise.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 02, 2025 07:27 PM (MsrgL)

233 You couldn't pay me to go there.
Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2025 07:26 PM (0HaGk)

Ah, you don't believe in amore.

Say La Vee.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 02, 2025 07:27 PM (dGCAG)

234 Starting fires with his crème brûlée torch...
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 02, 2025 07:04 PM (kpS4V)

*le snort

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 02, 2025 07:27 PM (WIBSw)

235 203, affirm; if he was the dictator they talk up, the cowardly shitbirds would be so silent ...

cosplaying resistance, lol, spit.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2025 07:28 PM (/Ghsb)

236 The cafe is open.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 02, 2025 07:28 PM (u73oe)

237 Just when you would like to check out the old
https://no-pasaran.blogspot.com/
website to see what the viewpoint of an expatriate in Paris is about current events, you find that the site has taken down, involuntarily, as of May 28, 2025!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 02, 2025 07:28 PM (vcPNM)

238 If you go into the comments, all the leftists are just aglow with schadenfreude even though none of it is true.

Since when does the left give a single damn about the Pope? I thought he was the symbol of evil and homophobia, a child molesting piece of crap that preaches intolerance?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2025 07:28 PM (2VST1)

239 "There is almost no way this line of thinking can be justified. Within 300 people it is highly unlikely that they all deserved to be killed."

This is why you lose.

Posted by: Beverly at June 02, 2025 07:28 PM (Epeb0)

240 Just remember- RN is the "fascist" party.

Posted by: mrp at June 02, 2025 07:29 PM (rj6Yv)

241 back last century you couldn't get German beer in Paris.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2025 07:31 PM (/Ghsb)

242 Why isn’t Sureté sniping them? To ask the question is to answer it.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 02, 2025 07:33 PM (vcPNM)

243 238: "the issue is never the issue. the issue is always the revolution."

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2025 07:37 PM (/Ghsb)

244 Since when does the left give a single damn about the Pope? I thought he was the symbol of evil and homophobia, a child molesting piece of crap that preaches intolerance?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2025 07:28 PM (2VST1)

They want to take the advice of Nuclear Assault.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 02, 2025 07:42 PM (vm8sq)

245 88 ‪@halfwaypost.bsky.social‬ BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly worried thousands of protesters will come to his birthday parade dressed as chickens and handing out free tacos to everyone.

Trump would laugh and eat a taco.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 02, 2025 07:56 PM (vcPNM)

246 The Paris riot police used to meet demonstrations with carbines in hand. No longer, it seems.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 02, 2025 08:06 PM (vcPNM)

247
The Paris mobs make peculiar sounds:

Oo-oo ee-ee ah-ah

yeeek yeeek yeeek

Reminds me of something.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 02, 2025 08:32 PM (ES1Rb)

248 Cataract surgery was a success but damn the brightness levels between the two eyes is staggering, I got HD vision in my left eye and my right eye dull and yellow by comparison.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2025 10:29 PM (XV/Pl)

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