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Cory Booker -- Who Has Previously Compared Himself to Roman Rebel Spartacus -- Gives "Roman Salute" aka "the Nazi Salute" to Crowd

And Keith Olbermann defends this Naziism.

Posted by: Ace at 03:47 PM




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1 1

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 02, 2025 03:48 PM (N1tpc)

2 Heil!

Posted by: Diddy at June 02, 2025 03:48 PM (vFG9F)

3 Top five

Posted by: front toward enemy at June 02, 2025 03:48 PM (TIizU)

4 st!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2025 03:49 PM (dPfyF)

5 I love how they are trying to parse out how the exact same movement is AKSHUALLY different.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 02, 2025 03:49 PM (N1tpc)

6 Or is it Hiel?

Posted by: Diddy at June 02, 2025 03:49 PM (vFG9F)

7 Keith remains ever the oxygen thief.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 02, 2025 03:49 PM (tT6L1)

8 Read the comments. WNBA level mistake.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2025 03:49 PM (dPfyF)

9 I nooded those magnificent bastards.

Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2025 03:49 PM (0HaGk)

10 It's actually painful to listen to idiots like Olbermann.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2025 03:49 PM (s8j++)

11 LOL! "different when we do it!"

a.k.a "Who - Whom"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2025 03:49 PM (/Ghsb)

12 To be fair, only the fiercest of heterosexuals make that gesture.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 02, 2025 03:49 PM (0sNs1)

13 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2025 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)

14 This topic, like Booker himself, is gay.

Posted by: Kratwurst at June 02, 2025 03:50 PM (Gk2Bn)

15 Keith Olbermann eats the clumps from the litter box.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2025 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)

16 Lol.

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at June 02, 2025 03:50 PM (zZu0s)

17 The keffiyah is today's swastika. No one in the criminal media notices.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 02, 2025 03:51 PM (jM63s)

18 It must be exhausting to be a leftist and constantly have to make up lie after lie after lie.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2025 03:51 PM (viF8m)

19 This topic, like Booker himself, is gay.
Posted by: Kratwurst at June 02, 2025 03:50 PM (Gk2Bn)

And Fake.

And Lame.

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at June 02, 2025 03:51 PM (zZu0s)

20 Isn't Booker the fiercely heterosexual guy?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2025 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

21 Keith Olbermann eats the clumps from the litter box.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2025 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)

I hear he calls them flavor nuggets.

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at June 02, 2025 03:52 PM (zZu0s)

22 Huh. A black nazi.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2025 03:52 PM (UjdFS)

23 Keith Olbermann is the Lawrence O'Donnell of Stephen Colberts.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 02, 2025 03:52 PM (PiwSw)

24 No no you curl the thumb slightly and bend the pinky back at a 15 degree angle!!

Posted by: Keith Olbetmann at June 02, 2025 03:52 PM (EZ80O)

25 The weirdest thing about that vid of Booker isn't that he did a "Nazi salute." It's that he's clearly high as fuck. Look at his facial expression. He's tripping.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 02, 2025 03:52 PM (iFTx/)

26 Ein volk
Ein reich
Ein buttsechs

Posted by: Fuhrer Booker at June 02, 2025 03:52 PM (t0Rmr)

27 Keith Olbermann eats the clumps from the litter box.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2025 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)
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Think he prefers the basic clay or does he spring for scented for fine dining?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 02, 2025 03:53 PM (tT6L1)

28 5 I love how they are trying to parse out how the exact same movement is AKSHUALLY different.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 02, 2025 03:49 PM (N1tpc)


Reminds me of the Elian Gonzales picture. The small child staring down the barrel of a gun scared for his life, but the media made sure to explain how the agent’s finger was not on the trigger, so it’s not that bad.

Posted by: Cray Cray at June 02, 2025 03:53 PM (k8tiS)

29
Olbermann 'splains it all.

Basically the mentally disturbed hater on the corner demanding your attention at this point.

BTW, not fond of wrapping FIRST! with an ad.

Posted by: Auspex at June 02, 2025 03:53 PM (j4U/Z)

30 Keef being keef, he just will never stop being sadly amusing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2025 03:53 PM (2VST1)

31 The Musk thing would have gotten you shot in the 3rd Reich. Booker though? Besides being black and gay? He's got it down.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2025 03:53 PM (t0Rmr)

32 Willowed.

I was stunned (and uncomfortable) at how many times they dropped the "C word" in that British TV series from Guy Ritchie.
Posted by: ShainS

SPOILER ALERT FOR BOOK AND SERIES MAGPIE MURDERS.

Best selling murder mystery author, creator of detective Atticus Pund, and murder victim Alan Conway is killed because he wanted to publicly express his hatred of his creation Pund and the entire mystery genre that would cost a lot of people a lot of profit they would have made by selling Pund books. His method is to reveal that "Atticus Pund" is an anagram of "a stupid cunt."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Being All He Can Be at June 02, 2025 03:53 PM (L/fGl)

33 Think he prefers the basic clay or does he spring for scented for fine dining?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 02, 2025 03:53 PM (tT6L1)

It's like smoking menthol or putting cilantro in everything.

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at June 02, 2025 03:53 PM (zZu0s)

34 Hey Keith: I hear toaster ovens make great bathtub toys.

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at June 02, 2025 03:54 PM (TcA/+)

35 Keith Olbermann is the Lawrence O'Donnell of Stephen Colberts.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 02, 2025 03:52 PM (PiwSw)

Who?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 02, 2025 03:54 PM (i24o9)

36 Too bad Pedro Pascal wasn't there to pull his arm down.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2025 03:54 PM (2VST1)

37

Let's swordfight!

Posted by: Peter Bootygig at June 02, 2025 03:54 PM (nTU6m)

38 Think he prefers the basic clay or does he spring for scented for fine dining?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 02, 2025 03:53 PM (tT6L1)


He’s a Pretty Litter kind of guy. Maybe even a Glitter Litter.

Posted by: haffhowershower at June 02, 2025 03:54 PM (uTq2e)

39 Reminds me of the Elian Gonzales picture. The small child staring down the barrel of a gun scared for his life, but the media made sure to explain how the agent’s finger was not on the trigger, so it’s not that bad.

The same people that told me that raid was reasonable tell me ICE rounding up illegals at Home Depot is just like NAZI Germany...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2025 03:54 PM (t0Rmr)

40 Musk's fingers show four and one hidden

4 + 4 = 8...... Eighth letter is H

H + H or 8 + 8

Which stands for "Heil Hitler" proving Musk is a NAZI !!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mike Hunt at June 02, 2025 03:55 PM (yG1cI)

41 Keith is a herm and spends most days f*cking himself.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2025 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

42 To be fair, only the fiercest of heterosexuals make that gesture.
Posted by: Duncanthrax


News to me.
-- Zombie Ernst Roehm

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2025 03:55 PM (77rzZ)

43 Too bad Pedro Pascal wasn't there to pull his arm down.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2025 03:54 PM (2VST1)

Or lick a glow stick. That would have cheered Booker up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at June 02, 2025 03:55 PM (zZu0s)

44 Ein volk
Ein reich
Ein buttsechs
Posted by: Fuhrer Booker
.....

buttsechs macht frei

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2025 03:55 PM (UjdFS)

45 Some people disagree with this, Ace.

Posted by: Brianna Keilar at June 02, 2025 03:56 PM (PiwSw)

46 You mean the "fiercely heterosexual" Cory Booker is a Nazi. Sounds about right

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2025 03:56 PM (Qrxbh)

47 >>I was stunned (and uncomfortable) at how many times they dropped the "C word" in that British TV series from Guy Ritchie.

He likes the word a lot. Did you ever see Snatch?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2025 03:56 PM (viF8m)

48 Pedro Pascal: “Tell me, schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are gifted? Oh, it’s twue. It’s twue. It’s twue. It’s twue!”

Corey Booker: “I hate to disappoint you, ma’am, but you’re suckin’ on my arm!”

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2025 03:56 PM (t0Rmr)

49 38 Think he prefers the basic clay or does he spring for scented for fine dining?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 02, 2025 03:53 PM (tT6L1)


He’s a Pretty Litter kind of guy. Maybe even a Glitter Litter.
Posted by: haffhowershower at June 02, 2025 03:54 PM (uTq2e)

And he stores it in an old Oil-Dri bag he stole from his neighbor's trash, to make him seem like a real dude.

Posted by: Roy at June 02, 2025 03:56 PM (qwype)

50 Wish I could do that.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at June 02, 2025 03:56 PM (2UnvF)

51 Daily Caller
@DailyCaller

🚨BREAKING: 'King of the Hill' voice actor Jonathan Joss has been fatally shot in San Antonio after an argument with a neighbor.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at June 02, 2025 03:56 PM (TGPs7)

52 36 Too bad Pedro Pascal wasn't there to pull his arm down.

Speaking of PP, Critical Drinker has a review of the Fantastic Four. It is... not encouraging.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL7sngxYyk0

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2025 03:56 PM (s8j++)

53 Dang. Too late for the previous thread. The female athletes at Tumwater High School are protesting boys in girl's sports. That's how you do it.
Tumwater WA is the former location of the Olympia brewery, and located near Olympia.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2025 03:57 PM (W/lyH)

54 It must be exhausting to be a leftist and constantly have to make up lie after lie after lie.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2025 03:51 PM (viF8m)


It’s their oxygen, their reason to live. CBD probably has a nifty way to say that in French.

Posted by: haffhowershower at June 02, 2025 03:57 PM (uTq2e)

55 42 To be fair, only the fiercest of heterosexuals make that gesture.

I do not make that gesture and look at me .....
I tamed Big Mike !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Barry O at June 02, 2025 03:57 PM (yG1cI)

56 I don’t another person that needs their ass kicked as much as Olbermann.

Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2025 03:57 PM (VofaG)

57 Sponge, my FiL had prostate cancer and lived to be 99. He died because he was bored of life, felt his age -- used to say he wished he felt as good as when he was 70 -- and so stopped eating and gave up.

I don't know what my point was, but I had one, I think.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 02, 2025 03:57 PM (wBaIH)

58 Wish I could do that.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at June 02, 2025 03:56 PM (2UnvF) /i]

Don't let your disability deflate you dear

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at June 02, 2025 03:57 PM (t0Rmr)

59 Only a lunatic would consider these gestures a tribute and an OG throwback to the Third Reich Nazis.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2025 03:57 PM (qHYlB)

60 Some people disagree with this, Ace.
Posted by: Brianna Keilar at June 02, 2025 03:56 PM (PiwSw)

Look, bitch. WE'LL do the disagreein' with ace around here!

Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at June 02, 2025 03:57 PM (zZu0s)

61 When you're reduced to "this exact same gesture isn't the same as the other because he's a nazi" its a pretty sad place to be

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2025 03:58 PM (2VST1)

62 I like how this Disney reboot of of The Nazi Party has cast a black man as Ernst Rohm.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2025 03:58 PM (OjReL)

63 BREAKING: 'King of the Hill' voice actor Jonathan Joss has been fatally shot in San Antonio after an argument with a neighbor.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at June 02, 2025 03:56 PM (TGPs7)


So he won the argument?

Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2025 03:58 PM (gKWVE)

64 BREAKING: 'King of the Hill' voice actor Jonathan Joss has been fatally shot in San Antonio after an argument with a neighbor.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at June 02, 2025 03:56 PM (TGPs7)

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Neighbor noticed his kids looked an awful lot like Johnathan Joss?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 02, 2025 03:58 PM (2UnvF)

65 I always thought he was more of a Xerxes than a Spartacus.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2025 03:58 PM (UjdFS)

66 Anyone ever point out that crypto nazis wouldn't go around saluting one another?

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at June 02, 2025 03:59 PM (gDhA9)

67 Keefums is clinically retarded to begin with but I'm beginning to suspect he also eats a steady diet of paint chips (and dick).

Posted by: ballistic at June 02, 2025 03:59 PM (5aZAZ)

68 Aren't you supposed to click your heels with the Nazi thing? Or is that just for style points?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 02, 2025 03:59 PM (Q4IgG)

69 The other small technicality about a genuine Nazi salute is you do it toward der Fuhrer while shouting "Sieg Heil", and generally in 1930s Germany. These are minor considerations though. Nothing as big as finger angle.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2025 03:59 PM (EZ80O)

70 Speaking of PP, Critical Drinker has a review of the Fantastic Four. It is... not encouraging.

Girls can win in the movies, but not in girls' competitions.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2025 03:59 PM (gKWVE)

71 He likes the word a lot. Did you ever see Snatch?

The one film that shocked me most for using that word was Sexy Beast. Ben Kingsley plays the most horrible person to ever walk the earth. I guess he wanted to shake that Gandhi image.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2025 03:59 PM (2VST1)

72 There needs to be a professional Kick Keith Olbermann's Ass league.

Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2025 03:59 PM (0HaGk)

73 Anyone know if the "Because Democrat" card has expired yet? I think it has, but, sometimes, I wonder.

Though, it's possible the card expired but Democrats have yet to realize it.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 02, 2025 03:59 PM (tT6L1)

74 Got a continuing education thing going in another tab that is pretty interesting for once. In Kentucky, lawyers and some public officials are required to swear an oath against dueling. It's actually in the state constitution. So it's been all about the history of lawyer and public official duels in Ky. And one between two Transylvania medical school professors in 1818.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2025 03:59 PM (UBKzV)

75 Aren't you supposed to click your heels with the Nazi thing? Or is that just for style points?

Ok boys, what is the correct way to do a NAZI salute

Posted by: Today's question on "ask a Ukrainian Neo-NAZI" at June 02, 2025 04:00 PM (t0Rmr)

76 Anyone ever point out that crypto nazis wouldn't go around saluting one another?

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at June 02, 2025 03:59 PM (gDhA9)

That's the genius of it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 02, 2025 04:01 PM (i24o9)

77 Going back to the original post, which we can all agree was too long to read immediately, at least Corey wasn't throwing condoms and little tablets of E at the audience.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2025 04:01 PM (gKWVE)

78
The one film that shocked me most for using that word was Sexy Beast. Ben Kingsley plays the most horrible person to ever walk the earth. I guess he wanted to shake that Gandhi image.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2025 03:59 PM (2VST1)
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I find that idea hilarious, considering how terrible Gandhi actually was.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 02, 2025 04:01 PM (tT6L1)

79 Cory Booker, Il Douche

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 02, 2025 04:01 PM (Aqu9a)

80 Aren't you supposed to click your heels with the Nazi thing? Or is that just for style points?

I think that's more an old Prussian thing

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2025 04:01 PM (2VST1)

81 Neighbor noticed his kids looked an awful lot like Johnathan Joss?
Posted by: Duke Lowell


ISWYDT.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2025 04:02 PM (ipqug)

82 It's not a nazi, nazi salute. I don't know why everyone is picking on him and his stutter.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 02, 2025 04:02 PM (e5NfL)

83 Cory Booker, Il Douche
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 02, 2025 04:01 PM (Aqu9a)

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Heh.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 02, 2025 04:02 PM (tT6L1)

84 Aren't you supposed to click your heels with the Nazi thing? Or is that just for style points?



One click, Vasily. One click.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2025 04:02 PM (ipqug)

85 Dang. Too late for the previous thread. The female athletes at Tumwater High School are protesting boys in girl's sports. That's how you do it.
Tumwater WA is the former location of the Olympia brewery, and located near Olympia.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2025 03:57 PM (W/lyH)

Good on them. It's a shame they didn't tar and feather him.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 02, 2025 04:02 PM (i24o9)

86 Some great news from Disney. Hundreds of layoffs announced in TV, and film production as well as corporate finance. Most of the positions eliminated are in California. This is the 4th major layoff in the past year.

Lrn 2 Kode bitches.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 02, 2025 04:03 PM (VYKOS)

87 Trump said the Ukraine war was too important to be left to the Woke Generals and Biden losers

He said that, 3 months ago, he might have been right.

But today, the Ukraine war is too important to be left to politicians like Heil Hitler Trump and Musk.

They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow MAGA infiltration, MAGA indoctrination, MAGA subversion, and the international MAGA conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Posted by: Corry Booker at June 02, 2025 04:03 PM (yG1cI)

88 Too bad Pedro Pascal wasn't there to pull his arm down.

Speaking of PP, Critical Drinker has a review of the Fantastic Four. It is... not encouraging.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL7sngxYyk0
Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2025 03:56 PM (s8j++)
_______

The only F4 character that anyone cares about is Grimm. But in the trailer he looks like a gay Pillsbury dough-boy in a Thing facemask. The CGI is so poor it looks like he's made of rubber.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 02, 2025 04:03 PM (iFTx/)

89 70 Speaking of PP, Critical Drinker has a review of the Fantastic Four. It is... not encouraging.

Girls can win in the movies, but not in girls' competitions.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2025 03:59 PM (gKWVE)

They flying muff smother always brings the 6.5 guy down. They never expect the flying muff smother.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 02, 2025 04:03 PM (1ABZu)

90 I looked up Olbermann to try and remember who had dated. It included Katy Tur, Laura Ingraham and Kyrsten Sinema.
More interesting is that he suffered a head injury in 1980. That would explain a lot

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2025 04:03 PM (Qrxbh)

91 I mean...if I was a Nazi I would click the heels.

If you're going to do it, do it right.

Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2025 04:03 PM (0HaGk)

92 > When you're reduced to "this exact same gesture isn't the same as the other because he's a nazi" its a pretty sad place to be

It's all so tiresome. I've seen so many people doing Zapruder frame by frame analysis of Musk's gesture and arguing it's exactly the same as the NAZIs. But if you look at actual WWII photographs of NAZIs, not only is Musk's somewhat different, the NAZIS THEMSELVES were not always consistent.

Hitler's salute often has his wrist broken downward slightly and nearly always has his thumb tucked weirdly beneath his hand. You can also find plenty of WWII NAZIs doing a sort of informal "Hi, how are you" salute.

So stupid.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2025 04:03 PM (lIio7)

93 At one point, Keith was dating Katy Tur, who's father, Bob Tur, turned trans and started calling himself Zoey Tur, who after Ben Shapiro called him "sir" in a debate, threatened to beat him up.

Just trying to connect the dots here.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 02, 2025 04:03 PM (PiwSw)

94 Collin Rugg
@CollinRugg

19-year-old student reportedly has a panic attack and unbuckles her seatbelt while parasailing in Montenegro.

Tijana Radonjic sadly passed after falling into the Adriatic Sea from 160 feet in the air.

The owner of the parasailing company says Radonjic was in a cheerful mood before taking flight.

"Before we set off, she waved to her friends on the beach and they waved back. Everything seemed fine. We don't know why she unbuckled her seat belt and harness and jumped out."

"I guess she didn't do it consciously, but in a moment of uncontrollable fear."

The family says Radonjic was not su*cidal.

Republika was on vacation with her aunt when the tragedy happened in Budva, Montenegro.

RIP.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at June 02, 2025 04:03 PM (TGPs7)

95 And yes, Cory does look very stoned there but... I think that's pretty much standard for the left now. I think elites are pretty much stoned and having sex with children on the routine and that's a lot of why they hate Trump because he don't.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2025 04:03 PM (2VST1)

96 The Left: that Republican didn’t say those exact words but they really meant that (negative thing)

The Left: that Democrat may have said those exact (negative) words but that’s not what they really meant.

Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2025 04:03 PM (VofaG)

97 I am Spartacuth!

Posted by: Michael the Texan at June 02, 2025 04:03 PM (ReTq+)

98 We need better villains.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 02, 2025 04:04 PM (lIgBp)

99 Why is anyone asking a failed sports announcer anything about politics?

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2025 04:04 PM (8avO+)

100 If you ain't wearing jackboots, you're just pretending. Like it's Halloween.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2025 04:04 PM (qHYlB)

101 69 The Big Guy himself had various salutes, ranging from arm straight out (Grossenarmstretchen) to that little just raise the arm a skosh (kleinehomo).

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 02, 2025 04:04 PM (gm9Sb)

102 When Picard gave in and finally said how many lights there were, it was understood that part of him knew he was lying.

No part of Olberman knows he's lying--he really believes there is a difference.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2025 04:04 PM (OjReL)

103 And one between two Transylvania medical school professors in 1818.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2025 03:59 PM (UBKzV)
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Was one of them named Dr. Acula?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2025 04:04 PM (7fElN)

104 Keith, I see that your anger management classes aren't doing you any good.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 02, 2025 04:05 PM (7xrfc)

105 Sponge, my FiL had prostate cancer and lived to be 99. He died because he was bored of life, felt his age -- used to say he wished he felt as good as when he was 70 -- and so stopped eating and gave up.

I don't know what my point was, but I had one, I think.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 02, 2025 03:57 PM (wBaIH)



Heh. Thanks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2025 04:05 PM (Zz0t1)

106 103 And one between two Transylvania medical school professors in 1818.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2025 03:59 PM (UBKzV)
---
Was one of them named Dr. Acula?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2025 04:04 PM (7fElN)


Yep, Hematologist. Liked working third shift for some reason.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 02, 2025 04:06 PM (PiwSw)

107 I thought Olberman was dead…

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2025 04:06 PM (PCK5/)

108 This is almost as ridiculous as the utility worker a while back in San Diego who was fired (I think) for being recorded making an 'OK ' sign with his hand as he drove past some protest or rally. I recall it being pushed that OK was some secret white guy code for White Power since the positions of the fingers can be fever-dreamed into symbolizing a WP.

I hope he sued and won a s***-ton of money.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at June 02, 2025 04:06 PM (QGaXH)

109 O/T

This brings up another consideration: the Democrats have figured out (even if by accident) a new way to neutralize the Supreme Court... flood them with lunatic challenges in lower courts against the president.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

You'd the Circuses and SCROTUS would be bit annoyed with the Districts making deliberately bad decisions with the intent of tying up the higher courts, but...

They are all in it together.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 02, 2025 04:06 PM (/lPRQ)

110 The Big Guy himself had various salutes, ranging from arm straight out (Grossenarmstretchen) to that little just raise the arm a skosh (kleinehomo).
Posted by: bill in arkansas


Corey just looks like a homo.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2025 04:06 PM (gKWVE)

111 He likes the word a lot. Did you ever see Snatch?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2025 03:56 PM (viF8m)

Being married to Madonna will do that to you.

Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2025 04:06 PM (xcIvR)

112 Which one stays in the press for days? Isn't that the game?

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2025 04:06 PM (NFX2v)

113 We need to outlaw cable bundling. It has caused way too much irrelevance.

Posted by: pudinhead at June 02, 2025 04:07 PM (FmapG)

114 Like bubbleheaded Cher from Clueless, Corey Booker pronounces Sparticus "Spahraticus."

I would also be interested to know who his actual ghostwriter is, but unlike Prince Harry, he has at least enough smarts to keep that little dirty secret of publishing mum.

Posted by: LizLem at June 02, 2025 04:07 PM (gWBY1)

115 Say Cory, do you like gladiator movies?

Posted by: Captain Oveur at June 02, 2025 04:07 PM (Aqu9a)

116 >>Musk's hand is closed, fingers together. That's a salute. Booker's fingers are opened.


Booker was giving the Gay Nazi Salute.

It's the typical Roman Variety with the Addition of some Up-Twinkle, to Jazz it up a bit.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2025 04:07 PM (hJb7m)

117 "Look, we know Elon did a nazi salute because he's a nazi. Booker isn't a nazi so his gesture wasn't a nazi salute."

Wait, what makes you think Elon's a nazi?

"Because he did a nazi salute!"

Posted by: Cave Johnson at June 02, 2025 04:07 PM (r0NVS)

118 It's all so tiresome. I've seen so many people doing Zapruder frame by frame analysis of Musk's gesture and arguing it's exactly the same as the NAZIs. But if you look at actual WWII photographs of NAZIs, not only is Musk's somewhat different, the NAZIS THEMSELVES were not always consistent.

Hitler's salute often has his wrist broken downward slightly and nearly always has his thumb tucked weirdly beneath his hand. You can also find plenty of WWII NAZIs doing a sort of informal "Hi, how are you" salute.

So stupid.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2025 04:03 PM (lIio7)

Not to mention Old Benito M. who did a similar thing.

There's only a few good ways to signal to a large auditorium in any form (barring an acrobat) in a suit...
hold up and out one hand, hold out the other, hold out both.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2025 04:08 PM (8avO+)

119 Elon was excited and gesturing towards Mars. He pounded his heart and pointed to outer space.

A Nazi salute? Not even close. Watch the whole
Thing in context.


People
Are
Stupid.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2025 04:08 PM (W2Pud)

120 I had a good gym day on Friday.

For my top set of deadlifts, I lifted 440lbs 2x.
Set two was 365 2x.
Set three was 375 2x.

I also make sure the weight is fully settled between reps. I'm not someone who bounces the weights off the ground to get some momentum.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2025 04:08 PM (lIio7)

121 I thought Olberman was dead

No, he just looks it.

This is almost as ridiculous as the utility worker a while back in San Diego who was fired (I think) for being recorded making an 'OK ' sign with his hand as he drove past some protest or rally.

Yeah that one kind of faded away when social media absolutely flooded with pictures of major leftist figures all giving the OK symbol.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2025 04:09 PM (2VST1)

122 https://is.gd/JJSXQG

@MarioNawfal
🇨🇦 CANADA’S IMMIGRATION GRAPH JUST TURNED INTO A ROCKET SHIP

Canada's bringing in 2.5 million people by 2025.

It's the biggest peacetime immigration spike ever for a country its size.

The chart literally goes vertical after 2021.

Blink and the population jumps 25%.

At this rate, Canada’s about to gain a whole new Toronto every year.

Hope they’re building houses faster than that line’s climbing.

Source:
@financelancelot
[image]



==
I saw a comment elsewhere to the effect that we'll need to invade Canadia just so we can kick out all their imports after getting rid of ours.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 02, 2025 04:09 PM (QRFVs)

123 The c word in England is not a forbidden word like it is here .

Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2025 04:09 PM (VofaG)

124 There needs to be a professional Kick Keith Olbermann's Ass league.
Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2025 03:59 PM (0HaGk)




I learned yesterday there is a professional pillow fighting league.

Dudes whacking other dudes with a pillow.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2025 04:09 PM (Zz0t1)

125 I thought Olberman was dead…
Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2025 04:06 PM (PCK5/)

Just his career.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2025 04:09 PM (8avO+)

126 I just typed something that, upon reading, was in poor taste… it is good to pause before posting..

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2025 04:09 PM (PCK5/)

127 That's the genius of it.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 02, 2025 04:01 PM (i24o9)

They'll never suspect a thing.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2025 04:10 PM (EZ80O)

128 113 We need to outlaw cable bundling. It has caused way too much irrelevance.
Posted by: pudinhead at June 02, 2025 04:07 PM (FmapG)

But then our workstations will be a mess with wires all over the place. Trip hazard!

Would this also apply to automotive and aircraft wire harnesses?

I just don't see the point, sir.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at June 02, 2025 04:10 PM (QGaXH)

129 Is Cory Booker that fag that is in the US Senate? Big queen if you ask me. A real poof.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham, Closeted Homosexual at June 02, 2025 04:10 PM (87CKS)

130 Keef Obersturmbanfuror, super genius and Nazi expert.

Posted by: Skynet at June 02, 2025 04:10 PM (Io8RC)

131 At the heart of the matter was a controversy between Dudley and another medical college professor, Dr. Drake, over methods used by Dudley in performing the autopsy of "a drunken Irishman." Dudley ultimately challenged Drake to mortal combat which Drake refused but his friend, Richardson, accepted. At the appointed hour and place, Dudley and Richardson faced each other at 10 paces and at the signal, fired. Dudley was untouched but Richardson fell to the ground, profusely bleeding from a gunshot wound to the groin. Realizing Richardson would quickly bleed to death, Dudley stepped in to stop the hemorrhage and sew up the severed artery, saving Richardson’s life.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2025 04:10 PM (UBKzV)

132 I think everyone should wave "Nazi style" from now on.

Stretch that arm out and do a little up and down hand wave. Should drive the left off a cliff if they see it enough.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 02, 2025 04:11 PM (Q4IgG)

133 >>> 124 There needs to be a professional Kick Keith Olbermann's Ass league.
Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2025 03:59 PM (0HaGk)



I learned yesterday there is a professional pillow fighting league.

Dudes whacking other dudes with a pillow.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2025 04:09 PM (Zz0t1)

Really?!

Posted by: David Hogg, Manly Man at June 02, 2025 04:11 PM (QRFVs)

134 pining for the fjords mostly

Posted by: miguel cervantes at June 02, 2025 04:11 PM (bXbFr)

135 The Rodeo clown that was fired for wearing an Obama mask. Didn’t matter he had worn a Bush mask in the past. I think also a Clinton mask.

Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2025 04:11 PM (VofaG)

136
Really?!
Posted by: David Hogg, Manly Man at June 02, 2025 04:11 PM (QRFVs)



Pillow FIGHTING, not biting.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2025 04:11 PM (Zz0t1)

137 Sorry, Corey, but you're too much of a closeted, ghey, pussy to be a Nazi, let alone a Roman slave.

Romans liked Slav slaves. Smarter, more skills and less fatiguing.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 02, 2025 04:11 PM (wBaIH)

138 >>> This brings up another consideration: the Democrats have figured out (even if by accident) a new way to neutralize the Supreme Court... flood them with lunatic challenges in lower courts against the president.

I've heard the point raised that they were writing the constitution in the middle of war. Do they actually expect us to believe the founding fathers set it up so that in a time of of war, invasion, or terrorism, they would draft a constitution that lets the president get his urgent, timely actions and decisions hobbled by a bunch of petty, bureaucratic red tape via hundreds of judges?

Worst way to interpret the constitution EVER.

Posted by: LizLem at June 02, 2025 04:11 PM (gWBY1)

139 The c word in England is not a forbidden word like it is here .
Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2025 04:09 PM (VofaG)

This I learned from the Ed character in the Cornetto trilogy.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 02, 2025 04:12 PM (Aqu9a)

140 I just typed something that, upon reading, was in poor taste… it is good to pause before posting..
Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2025 04:09 PM (PCK5/)
-------------------

?

This is not the moron way. Be better.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 02, 2025 04:12 PM (tT6L1)

141 This is like Jasmine Rachett claiming "all the Republicans love me and everything was better under Biden because Trump is so bad."

You're not allowed to think, you don't have to understand--you're just suppose to agree.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2025 04:12 PM (OjReL)

142 although at this point, punching down at keefums is much like striking peter dinklages knee

Posted by: miguel cervantes at June 02, 2025 04:12 PM (bXbFr)

143 Hey Keith. ESPN called...


Nah, I'm just kidding. They're not calling. Ever.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 02, 2025 04:13 PM (BO/pB)

144 The only F4 character that anyone cares about is Grimm. But in the trailer he looks like a gay Pillsbury dough-boy in a Thing facemask. The CGI is so poor it looks like he's made of rubber.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 02, 2025 04:03 PM (iFTx/)

His head is too small for his CGI body

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2025 04:13 PM (8avO+)

145 >>> 140 I just typed something that, upon reading, was in poor taste… it is good to pause before posting..
Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2025 04:09 PM (PCK5/)
-------------------

?

This is not the moron way. Be better.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 02, 2025 04:12 PM (tT6L1)

Seriously.

Posted by: Two "Beaver" Threads, About 1300 Comments Each at June 02, 2025 04:13 PM (QRFVs)

146 Wish I could do that.

Why don't you go ask him?

Posted by: Just the Punchline at June 02, 2025 04:13 PM (MDua2)

147 Ripping Keith O. is like clubbing baby seals…

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2025 04:13 PM (PCK5/)

148 Is Keith doing anything to make money?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 02, 2025 04:13 PM (jM63s)

149 Ripping Keith O. is like clubbing baby seals…
Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2025 04:13 PM (PCK5/)



Club Nancy?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2025 04:14 PM (Zz0t1)

150 142 although at this point, punching down at keefums is much like striking peter dinklages knee
Posted by: miguel cervantes at June 02, 2025 04:12 PM (bXbFr)


You mean punching up?

Posted by: Robert Reich at June 02, 2025 04:14 PM (PiwSw)

151 Ripping Keith O. is like clubbing baby seals…
Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2025 04:13 PM (PCK5/)
----------------

I dunno about that. Baby seals are cute, at least.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 02, 2025 04:14 PM (tT6L1)

152 I'm pretty cynical after all these years of watching the low life scumbags in DC but they keep finding ways to make me realize we ain't seen nothing yet. It turns out the leaders of the FBI hid the evidence about the Russia hoax on their electronic record keeping system, Sentinel, and lied to everyone. Even the DOJ.

>>Senior DOJ Officials Didn’t Know Database Allowed FBI To Bury Existence Of Russiagate Documents

https://tinyurl.com/4yfswnww

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2025 04:14 PM (viF8m)

153
Ernst Rohm: Fudge Packer
Cory Booker: Fudge Packer

Coincidence?

Posted by: Victor Tavo at June 02, 2025 04:14 PM (R6Hhu)

154 I just typed something that, upon reading, was in poor taste… it is good to pause before posting..
Posted by: tubal

Yes, you wanna keep those Queensryche lyrics to yourself.

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2025 04:15 PM (77rzZ)

155 Ripping Keith O. is like clubbing baby seals…
Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2025 04:13 PM (PCK5/)

Not really. I don’t like clubbing baby seals.

Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2025 04:15 PM (VofaG)

156 jasmines effusions are just so much jive turkey, do women speak jive,

Posted by: miguel cervantes at June 02, 2025 04:15 PM (bXbFr)

157 His head is too small for his CGI body

It would be okay if he was full size but in all the trailers and pictures, he's roughly human size, so his head is smaller than Sue's for example. He looks all wrong because they digitally shrank him so that his head is shrunken like that guy in the waiting room in Beetlejuice.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2025 04:16 PM (2VST1)

158 >>> At this rate, Canada’s about to gain a whole new Toronto every year. Hope they’re building houses faster than that line’s climbing.

They better pray for global warming to be real and spectacular. Canada's shape hides the fact most people live in a tiny strip of livable land at the very bottom, and not all of it is superlivable at that (mountains, etc.) A new Toronto every year is gonna run out of room fast.

Posted by: LizLem at June 02, 2025 04:16 PM (gWBY1)

159 I've heard the point raised that they were writing the constitution in the middle of war. Do they actually expect us to believe the founding fathers set it up so that in a time of of war, invasion, or terrorism, they would draft a constitution that lets the president get his urgent, timely actions and decisions hobbled by a bunch of petty, bureaucratic red tape via hundreds of judges?

Worst way to interpret the constitution EVER.
Posted by: LizLem at June 02, 2025 04:11 PM (gWBY1)

We weren't at war in 1789. We were in the time of the Declaration of Independence.

We did have experience of about a decade of trying to manage a dozen and a half states with a weak central government in between.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2025 04:16 PM (8avO+)

160 Do you think they actually believe this stuff?

Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2025 04:16 PM (p4NUW)

161 Effusions of Jasmine… think on that…

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2025 04:16 PM (PCK5/)

162 Coincidence?
Posted by: Victor Tavo at June 02, 2025 04:14 PM (R6Hhu)
====

No not at all. The Pink Gestapo.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2025 04:16 PM (1t/wb)

163 Before assholedom, Olbermann was a sportscaster, getting his job after a successful career doing laundry for the Toledo Mud Hens AAA baseball team. Players appreciated his addition of jasmine scent to both their jerseys and jocks.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 02, 2025 04:17 PM (gm9Sb)

164 You can't defend PBS enough...


Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives
@dom_lucre

🔥🚨BREAKING: Sesame Street has parents furious after airing this ‘pro gay’ episode that features prominent zesty cross dresser Johnathan Van Ness who offered to show Elmo and Cookie Monster his ‘monster piece.’ Parents are accusing the children’s show of grooming the youth.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at June 02, 2025 04:17 PM (TGPs7)

165 Sorry, Corey, but you're too much of a closeted, ghey, pussy to be a Nazi, let alone a Roman slave.

Romans liked Slav slaves. Smarter, more skills and less fatiguing.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 02, 2025 04:11 PM (wBaIH)

He can have a tryout as a Norsemen slave.

Posted by: Chieftan Olav, Norheim at June 02, 2025 04:17 PM (Aqu9a)

166 >> Do you think they actually believe this stuff?

It's not a lie if you believe it.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2025 04:17 PM (viF8m)

167 Cory Booker hates Jews and conservatives, so he can't be a Nazi.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2025 04:17 PM (OjReL)

168 >>> 152 I'm pretty cynical after all these years of watching the low life scumbags in DC but they keep finding ways to make me realize we ain't seen nothing yet. It turns out the leaders of the FBI hid the evidence about the Russia hoax on their electronic record keeping system, Sentinel, and lied to everyone. Even the DOJ.

>>Senior DOJ Officials Didn’t Know Database Allowed FBI To Bury Existence Of Russiagate Documents

https://tinyurl.com/4yfswnww
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2025 04:14 PM (viF8m)

It this really all that much of a surprise from the self-appointed Brave Defenders Of Our Their Precious Democracy? No doubt there are several others with similar systems.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 02, 2025 04:17 PM (QRFVs)

169 i suppose hes on blue sky, that real den of scum and villainy,

Posted by: miguel cervantes at June 02, 2025 04:18 PM (bXbFr)

170 The Desert Fox clicked his heels when he dominated North Africa.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2025 04:18 PM (qHYlB)

171 I don’t like clubbing baby seals.
Posted by: polynikes

Fine. Stay out of our clubs, then. More ecstasy for us.
-- Clubbin' baby seals.

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2025 04:18 PM (77rzZ)

172 >>> 160 Do you think they actually believe this stuff?
Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2025 04:16 PM (p4NUW)

It's less about what they believe, as it is making *you* say stupid shit they they know that we know is BS.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 02, 2025 04:19 PM (QRFVs)

173 170 The Desert Fox clicked his heels when he dominated North Africa.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2025 04:18 PM (qHYlB)

Did he go to Kansas then???

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2025 04:19 PM (PCK5/)

174 >>It this really all that much of a surprise from the self-appointed Brave Defenders Of Our Their Precious Democracy? No doubt there are several others with similar systems.

Helps explain why Comey decided to post his assassination fantasies about Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2025 04:19 PM (viF8m)

175 >>> We weren't at war in 1789. We were in the time of the Declaration of Independence.We did have experience of about a decade of trying to manage a dozen and a half states with a weak central government in between.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2025 04:16 PM (8avO+)

Ah, Touche. Well they had JUST fought a war. Like Washington, Adams, or Jefferson were just going to roll over and let some petty district judges boss them around while they build a new nation.

Posted by: LizLem at June 02, 2025 04:19 PM (gWBY1)

176 Desert Fox. Nazi of Newark.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 02, 2025 04:20 PM (gm9Sb)

177 Sorry, Corey, but you're too much of a closeted, ghey, pussy to be a Nazi, let alone a Roman slave.

Romans liked Slav slaves. Smarter, more skills and less fatiguing.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 02, 2025 04:11 PM (wBaIH)

Slavs weren't around in Roman times. East Rome in the 700 ADs, sure. Rome-Roman slaves were from all over. Greeks would sell themselves to teach a family's kids and get citizenship afterward, like a long term homeschool contract.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2025 04:20 PM (8avO+)

178 Do you think they actually believe this stuff?
Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2025 04:16 PM (p4NUW)
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I can point to historical examples of people sincerely believing such nonsense. That kind of thing never ends well.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 02, 2025 04:21 PM (tT6L1)

179 The Desert Fox clicked his heels when he dominated North Africa.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2025 04:18 PM (qHYlB)


Then he let go a laugh...

Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2025 04:21 PM (W/lyH)

180 offered to show Elmo and Cookie Monster his ‘monster piece.’

Brought to you by the letter W... for Woodchipper

Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2025 04:21 PM (gKWVE)

181 179 The Desert Fox clicked his heels when he dominated North Africa.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2025 04:18 PM (qHYlB)


Then he let go a laugh...
Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2025 04:21 PM (W/lyH)

Heh..

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2025 04:21 PM (PCK5/)

182 When I stick up my middle finger at a leftist, tell them to 'F#$% off!' and follow that up by grabbing my crotch and telling them to 'and bite me!', little do the leftists realise how complimented they should be.

That's actually an ancient Native American greeting.

It's truly the highest compliment I could pay a liberal.

Posted by: Stateless.. 10% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 02, 2025 04:22 PM (jvJvP)

183 Too bad Pedro Pascal wasn't there to pull his arm down.

Speaking of PP, Critical Drinker has a review of the Fantastic Four. It is... not encouraging.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL7sngxYyk0
Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2025 03:56 PM (s8j++)


Is there any truth to the rumor that Pedro Pascal's Mr Fantastic uses his amazing stretching powers to use Mount Fuji as a butt plug?

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2025 04:22 PM (iJfKG)

184 >>> We weren't at war in 1789. We were in the time of the Declaration of Independence.We did have experience of about a decade of trying to manage a dozen and a half states with a weak central government in between.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2025 04:16 PM (8avO+)

Ah, Touche. Well they had JUST fought a war. Like Washington, Adams, or Jefferson were just going to roll over and let some petty district judges boss them around while they build a new nation.
Posted by: LizLem at June 02, 2025 04:19 PM (gWBY1)

Sure, the huge difference between the Articles govt and the final one was a separate, powerful executive. About all I know of the AoC government doing was setting up the NW territory and banning slavery in all states made up from it.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2025 04:22 PM (8avO+)

185 offered to show Elmo and Cookie Monster his ‘monster piece

How come there are no demonic entities named Elmo?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 02, 2025 04:23 PM (jM63s)

186 I have to say, Elizabeth Warren has the sexiest NAZI salute of them all...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at June 02, 2025 04:23 PM (TGPs7)

187 Pump the brakes, Ace! Do you mean an evil German Nazi salute, or a good Ukrainian Nazi salute?

Might as well find the gallows humor in it. Z and his flying monkeys are determined to goad the Russians one too many times.

Posted by: callsign claymore at June 02, 2025 04:23 PM (ftcl+)

188 That's actually an ancient Native American greeting.

It's truly the highest compliment I could pay a liberal.
Posted by: Stateless.. 10% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 02, 2025 04:22 PM (jvJvP)


It's a greeting and a land acknowledgement rolled into one!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 02, 2025 04:24 PM (PiwSw)

189 I have to say, Elizabeth Warren has the sexiest NAZI salute of them all...
Posted by: Mister Ghost


How.

Posted by: Two Dogs Fucking at June 02, 2025 04:25 PM (BO/pB)

190 About all I know of the AoC government doing was setting up the NW territory and banning slavery in all states made up from it.
Posted by: Oldcat

Was that before or after she signed the EO implementing the Green New Deal?


Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2025 04:25 PM (77rzZ)

191 >>

Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2025 04:25 PM (0HaGk)

192 I just typed something that, upon reading, was in poor taste… it is good to pause before posting..
Posted by: tubal

Yes, you wanna keep those Queensryche lyrics to yourself.
-------------
It just takes a minute
And you'll feel no pain
Gotta make something of your life boy
Give me one more vein

Posted by: Geoff Tate at June 02, 2025 04:25 PM (TN0g+)

193 <<

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2025 04:25 PM (PCK5/)

194 Do you think they actually believe this stuff?
Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2025 04:16 PM (p4NUW)

They have to act as if they believe it to remain in the club. This is worse than if they actually did believe it.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2025 04:26 PM (8avO+)

195 177 Oldcat, I think most of the world, which was shitting in bushes and drinking ditch water, would have killed to be slaves of Rome.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 02, 2025 04:26 PM (wBaIH)

196
I thought Keef was going to set himself on fire in front of the Capitol. Promises made, promises broken.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2025 04:26 PM (QnmlO)

197 Wow, so Kav of the Supremes says he will allow AR 15s to be outlawed by State law, for another term or two, before they take up the clearly Unconstitutional issue, that they decided once already.

Because he needs more LOWER COURTS to weigh in on the matter....

Just who the F is driving this ship?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2025 04:26 PM (mP0Kj)

198 offered to show Elmo and Cookie Monster his ‘monster piece

How come there are no demonic entities named Elmo?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 02, 2025 04:23 PM (jM63s)

There is a Saint Elmo.

and his fire.

Posted by: Chieftan Olav, Norheim at June 02, 2025 04:26 PM (Aqu9a)

199 Was that before or after she signed the EO implementing the Green New Deal?


Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2025 04:25 PM (77rzZ)

The area was pretty full of trees.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2025 04:27 PM (8avO+)

200
I have to say, Elizabeth Warren has the sexiest NAZI salute of them all...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at June 02, 2025 04:23 PM (TGPs7)

__________

Needs a hip thrust and a wink.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2025 04:27 PM (QnmlO)

201 🔥🚨BREAKING: Sesame Street has parents furious after airing this ‘pro gay’ episode that features prominent zesty cross dresser Johnathan Van Ness who offered to show Elmo and Cookie Monster his ‘monster piece.’ Parents are accusing the children’s show of grooming the youth.
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This is going to be about us, isn't it?

Posted by: Bert & Ernie at June 02, 2025 04:27 PM (TN0g+)

202 BREAKING: Sesame Street has parents furious after airing this ‘pro gay’ episode that features prominent zesty cross dresser Johnathan Van Ness
____

Prominent? Like a bulge? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Pete Boottygig at June 02, 2025 04:27 PM (Dv3i1)

203 197

Ship of Fools

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2025 04:27 PM (PCK5/)

204 I just typed something that, upon reading, was in poor taste… it is good to pause before posting..

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2025 04:09 PM (PCK5/)

We'll be the judge of that.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 02, 2025 04:27 PM (i24o9)

205 Tubal...you and I are just headed in different directions.

We might not last.

Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2025 04:28 PM (0HaGk)

206 That's the level of retardation that has hit Twitter..

When so many libs are saying what's what by if the fingers are spread or if they were bunched together.

So f'king stupid

Posted by: Blanco at June 02, 2025 04:28 PM (q83gU)

207 What's wrong with a simple Elvis-style salute?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 02, 2025 04:28 PM (Aqu9a)

208 Might as well find the gallows humor in it. Z and his flying monkeys are determined to goad the Russians one too many times.

And the Russians seem determined to never stop. And NATO seems determined to keep it going.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2025 04:28 PM (2VST1)

209
I just typed something that, upon reading, was in poor taste…

_______

That's, like, 90% of the comments here.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2025 04:29 PM (QnmlO)

210 205 Tubal...you and I are just headed in different directions.

We might not last.
Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2025 04:28 PM (0HaGk)

Ships… passing in the night…

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2025 04:29 PM (PCK5/)

211 Because he needs more LOWER COURTS to weigh in on the matter....

Just who the F is driving this ship?
Posted by: Romeo13

The lower courts are driving the ship. It's in the Penumbras and Emanations Clause of the Constitution.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 02, 2025 04:29 PM (Dv3i1)

212 There is a Saint Elmo.

and his fire.
-----------
I lived that era and I never could understand how *anyone* though having a song that included the "St Elmo's Fire" in the lyrics was a good idea.

Posted by: Crusader at June 02, 2025 04:29 PM (TN0g+)

213 Ripping Keith O. is like clubbing baby seals…

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2025 04:13 PM (PCK5/)

It kind of sells itself.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 02, 2025 04:29 PM (i24o9)

214 I wants to thanx Presdent Obama foor being the best Black Presdent.

We love him and miss him and wants him to be Presdent again. That Constitution things wear it be says he cannots run again is Racist.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at June 02, 2025 04:29 PM (FDlb9)

215 There is a Saint Elmo.

and his fire.


Pfft. I have a dance.
-- St. Vitus

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2025 04:30 PM (77rzZ)

216 What pathetic and useless lives these attention whores lead.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2025 04:30 PM (NVNRw)

217 When I type something I shouldn't I just post the fuck out of that shit.

Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2025 04:30 PM (0HaGk)

218 I just typed something that, upon reading, was in poor taste…

_______

That's, like, 90% of the comments here.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2025 04:29 PM (QnmlO)

Less filling!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 02, 2025 04:30 PM (Aqu9a)

219 There is a Saint Elmo.

and his fire.
-----------
I lived that era and I never could understand how *anyone* though having a song that included the "St Elmo's Fire" in the lyrics was a good idea.
Posted by: Crusader at June 02, 2025 04:29 PM (TN0g+)

Coolness in that era was getting a bit too self aware.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2025 04:31 PM (8avO+)

220 I just typed something that, upon reading, was in poor taste…


That's, like, 90% of the comments here.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Was that a comment in bad taste, or a comment that tasted bad?
Let's switch it with Folger's Coffee Crystals....and see what happens!

Posted by: A face in the crowd.... at June 02, 2025 04:31 PM (vcOmj)

221 212 There is a Saint Elmo.

and his fire.
-----------
I lived that era and I never could understand how *anyone* though having a song that included the "St Elmo's Fire" in the lyrics was a good idea.
Posted by: Crusader at June 02, 2025 04:29 PM (TN0g+)

=====

It's the name of the bar in the movie of the same name.

Blame Joel Schumacher.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 02, 2025 04:31 PM (m8qt4)

222 And the Russians seem determined to never stop. And NATO seems determined to keep it going.
------------
NATO - Keep the Germans down. Keep the Russians out. And most important - Keep the Americans In.

Way past time to leave NATO.

Posted by: pudinhead at June 02, 2025 04:31 PM (FmapG)

223 I just typed something that, upon reading, was in poor taste…

_______

That's, like, 90% of the comments here.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2025 04:29 PM (QnmlO)
--
Sturgeon's Law in action! ("90% of everything is crap.")

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2025 04:32 PM (7fElN)

224 St. Elmo's fire was peak Ally Sheedy and peak Andie McDowell.

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2025 04:32 PM (77rzZ)

225 215 There is a Saint Elmo.

and his fire.

Pfft. I have a dance.
-- St. Vitus
Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2025 04:30 PM (77rzZ)


Everyone needs Quality Footwear.

Posted by: St. Hubbins at June 02, 2025 04:33 PM (PiwSw)

226 Cruel Ace is bringing his A-game for the start of this new week/month.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2025 04:33 PM (qHYlB)

227 NATO needs the Russians to distract their native population from the Muslim invasion NATO encouraged.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 02, 2025 04:34 PM (tT6L1)

228 212 There is a Saint Elmo.

and his fire.
-----------
I lived that era and I never could understand how *anyone* though having a song that included the "St Elmo's Fire" in the lyrics was a good idea.
Posted by: Crusader at June 02, 2025 04:29 PM (TN0g+)

=====

It's the name of the bar in the movie of the same name.

Blame Joel Schumacher.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 02, 2025 04:31 PM (m8qt4)

Modeled after the Blue Oyster Bar?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 02, 2025 04:34 PM (Aqu9a)

229 I just typed something that, upon reading, was in poor taste… it is good to pause before posting..

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2025 04:09 PM (PCK5/)

-------------

You must be new here ...

Posted by: ShainS -- This comment killed 300,000 people, over 200,000 of them children at June 02, 2025 04:34 PM (GGEMA)

230 What was peak Mimi Rogers?

Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2025 04:34 PM (0HaGk)

231 228 Modeled after the Blue Oyster Bar?
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 02, 2025 04:34 PM (Aqu9a)

=====

There's a cult that is relatively harmless.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 02, 2025 04:34 PM (m8qt4)

232 230 What was peak Mimi Rogers?
Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2025 04:34 PM (0HaGk)

=====

Goldeneye.

I have a thing for strangling cats.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 02, 2025 04:35 PM (m8qt4)

233 182 When I stick up my middle finger at a leftist, tell them to 'F#$% off!' and follow that up by grabbing my crotch and telling them to 'and bite me!', little do the leftists realise how complimented they should be.

That's actually an ancient Native American greeting.

It's truly the highest compliment I could pay a liberal.
Posted by: Stateless.. 10% -

We must be related. A brother did that to his MIL, was charged with something like indecency, paid the court fine of $1,200, paid a whole lot more for expungement years later so he could keep his lead mechanic job for a school district.

When the police saw him at the time of the crouch grabbing, they laughed & laughed. And then charged him because the MIL was well connected.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2025 04:35 PM (NFX2v)

234 230 What was peak Mimi Rogers?
Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2025 04:34 PM (0HaGk)

I never think of peaks when thinking of Mimi…

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2025 04:35 PM (PCK5/)

235 And the Russians seem determined to never stop. And NATO seems determined to keep it going.
------------
NATO - Keep the Germans down. Keep the Russians out. And most important - Keep the Americans In.

Way past time to leave NATO.
Posted by: pudinhead at June 02, 2025 04:31 PM (FmapG)

Don't see too much influence by NATO as NATO after their toys came a cropper in the Grand Southern Offensive of 2003. Problem now is the EU states and UKR trying to keep the US interested. If they got that war they wanted, they would not like it for long.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2025 04:35 PM (8avO+)

236 I'm not entirely sure there was a peak Ally Sheedy.

Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2025 04:35 PM (0HaGk)

237 What was peak Mimi Rogers?
Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2025 04:34 PM (0HaGk)
----------------

I think Mimi was more of a plateau sort. She probably plateaued in her thirties, dropped just a bit during her forties but still looked good through her fifties.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 02, 2025 04:36 PM (tT6L1)

238 >>Might as well find the gallows humor in it. Z and his flying monkeys are determined to goad the Russians one too many times.


Zelensky isn't deciding anything. He's a puppet.

NATO and assorted politicians like frigging Lyndsey Graham, who just happened to be visiting Ukraine over the weekend but totally didn't know anything about the surprise drone attack on Russia, are the ones running this idiotic war.

And Putin knows it.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2025 04:36 PM (viF8m)

239 What was peak Mimi Rogers?
Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2025 04:34 PM (0HaGk)

I never think of peaks when thinking of Mimi…
Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2025 04:35 PM (PCK5/)

screaming Mimi?

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at June 02, 2025 04:36 PM (v6XNT)

240
When the police saw him at the time of the crouch grabbing, they laughed & laughed. And then charged him because the MIL was well connected.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2025 04:35 PM

That's a heck of a story.

Posted by: Stateless.. 10% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 02, 2025 04:36 PM (jvJvP)

241 208 Russia can't stop. Ukraine fell to a color revolution to open a front against them. Romania has been colored, too, to open a second front.

Like I commented earlier this morning, you have to wonder how many of the EU and NATO people honestly believe there's a spot for them and their families in the deluxe underground bunkers.

"I swear, we'll send a private jet to save you from the nuclear war you're starting." Riiiight.

Posted by: callsign claymore at June 02, 2025 04:36 PM (ftcl+)

242 nood again rons.

Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2025 04:37 PM (0HaGk)

243 Stateless, double digits. Impressed.
Keep it up.

Posted by: From about That Time at June 02, 2025 04:37 PM (n4GiU)

244 NNNNNNOOD

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at June 02, 2025 04:38 PM (OUMaO)

245 Peak Mimi Rogers was anytime she showed her major league yabbos

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2025 04:38 PM (Qrxbh)

246 Jack Straw, speaking of such things:

@Chicago1Ray 🇺🇸
@Chicago1Ray
1h
Lindsey Graham and Richard Blumenthal went to Ukraine violated the Logan Act by negotiating with a foreign Govt and spent over $800K on lavish hotels and expenses

Who else wants them to pay those bills, after standing trial for violating the Logan Act

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2025 04:38 PM (D7oie)

247
Whatever kept us and the Europeans together in NATO is long o'erpast and they've returned to their default attitude that Americans are trailer trash that won a $1 billion lottery, less than the dirt beneath their feet. We have nothing in common any longer.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2025 04:38 PM (QnmlO)

248 I was actually in a group of people months ago where someone - while reviewing all the horrible things that might be coming with the Trump Regime - referred to the idiotic "Nazi salute" stuff. I've spent decades being poker-faced and deflecting among nice people who have the civic IQs of a hamster, but this surprised me.

Overcoming the Stoopid in America looks to be a daunting task.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 02, 2025 04:38 PM (1m82a)

249 Dang....from GatewayPundit....

"King of the Hill’ voice actor Jonathan Joss was shot to death on Monday after an argument with a neighbor in San Antonio, Texas.

According to reports, Jonathan Joss got into an argument with his neighbor on Sunday night before he was shot dead."

Posted by: Stateless.. 10% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 02, 2025 04:39 PM (jvJvP)

250 208 Russia can't stop. Ukraine fell to a color revolution to open a front against them. Romania has been colored, too, to open a second front.

Like I commented earlier this morning, you have to wonder how many of the EU and NATO people honestly believe there's a spot for them and their families in the deluxe underground bunkers.

"I swear, we'll send a private jet to save you from the nuclear war you're starting." Riiiight.
Posted by: callsign claymore at June 02, 2025 04:36 PM (ftcl+)

Russia demoed a hypersonic missile that can break any bunker in Europe, pretty much. Has a huge range.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2025 04:39 PM (8avO+)

251 197 Wow, so Kav of the Supremes says he will allow AR 15s to be outlawed by State law, for another term or two, before they take up the clearly Unconstitutional issue, that they decided once already.

Because he needs more LOWER COURTS to weigh in on the matter....

Just who the F is driving this ship?
Posted by: Romeo13



And the Democrats to win back congress.

#ORANGEMANBAD is a Higher Justice!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 02, 2025 04:39 PM (sAmhv)

252 243 Stateless, double digits. Impressed.
Keep it up.
Posted by: From about That Time at June 02, 2025 04:37 PM (n4GiU)

Thank you. Getting better everyday.

Posted by: Stateless.. 10% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 02, 2025 04:40 PM (jvJvP)

253 I just typed something that, upon reading, was in poor taste…
_______

That's, like, 90% of the comments here.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2025 04:29
--------------

Better than X. So there's that.

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 02, 2025 04:40 PM (hoCmQ)

254 Lindsey Graham and Richard Blumenthal went to Ukraine violated the Logan Act by negotiating with a foreign Govt and spent over $800K on lavish hotels and expenses

Who else wants them to pay those bills, after standing trial for violating the Logan Act
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2025 04:38 PM (D7oie)

There isn't lavish anything in Kiev anymore. Bribes and payouts.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2025 04:40 PM (8avO+)

255 Keith Overdouche: "Musk's hand is closed, fingers together."...

Keith knows a great deal about being fisted...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2025 04:47 PM (ynpvh)

256
What was peak Mimi Rogers?

Posted by: eleven at June 02, 2025 04:34 PM (0HaGk)


"The Rapture" (1991)

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2025 04:48 PM (iJfKG)

257 They better pray for global warming to be real and spectacular. Canada's shape hides the fact most people live in a tiny strip of livable land at the very bottom, and not all of it is superlivable at that (mountains, etc.) A new Toronto every year is gonna run out of room fast.
Posted by: LizLem at June 02, 2025 04:16 PM



They already have.
In the larger urban areas of Canada new homes cost C$1 million+..

In the rural areas prices are more normal but most young Canadians can’t afford a house payment and to drive an hour to work every day.

In Toronto and Vancouver it’s even worse, prices from C$1.5 - 2 million, easy.

That’s why the Conservatives did much better with younger voters during the election, but they were all outvoted by Boomers who already own a home or two, enjoy those high values for the equity and voted to stop the Trump Hitler not giving two craps about the younger people who probably won’t be able to afford a home until they are 65.

Carney’s made a lot of big promises of lowering construction taxes and building more modular homes for first time homebuyers. He also is invested quite heavily in a corp called Modulaire which makes those homes coincidentally.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2025 04:53 PM (6ydKt)

258
A: CNN
B: CBS
C: The Colorado Rockies
D: All of the Above

Posted by: Victor Tavo at June 02, 2025 05:08 PM (R6Hhu)

259 Fitting.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at June 02, 2025 05:11 PM (cApz2)

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