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This combination of his books and various adaptations has placed him in a special place in the hearts of the British public. I watched an interview with a British actor who, in an effort to describe the importance of Clifford the Big Red Dog to a British audience, compared the large red pup with Paddington, the explicit effort being to build up Clifford as this massively important cartoon character for the American psyche. And I think he's full of bunk. Clifford isn't important to Americans. The closest might be Snoopy from Peanuts, but Snoopy was a minor character in an ensemble. Mickey Mouse? No one cares about him past five years old. Garfield? He's more of a joke than a beloved character. No, I don't think there is an American counterpart to the beloved picture book character. And, of course, I bring him up because of the trilogy of movies starring Paddington Brown released over the past decade. Now, I don't often do recommendations (I think it irritates people that I sidestep them most of the time), but I'm going to do this now: watch the Paddington films. I'll detail why later, but you won't be disappointed. However, I write not to recommend, but mostly to wallow in one of the interesting areas of film that I always find fascinating: adaptation. Picture Books ![]() What are the original adventures of Paddington? They are 20-30 page long picture books written for small children (my younger son loves them). They involve the small bear from Darkest Peru leaving the house for some outing, usually around London, having small misunderstandings, and going back home where he usually does some art. So, he'll go to the London Zoo, pack some extra marmalade sandwiches, watch helplessly as the animals steal them one by one, and then go home and draw pictures of the animals. Or, he'll go with his friend Mr. Gruber to Hyde Park to view the local artists, misunderstand some English idioms, and then go home to paint his own art. They're cute stories to tell to small children right before bed. They are not the stuff to build a 90-minute movie out of. So the choices becomes almost limitless as to how to approach the material. Paul King, the writer and director of the first two films, made very deliberate choices that I find fascinating, and they are the reason I felt compelled to write this essay. Essentially, he turned the first cinematic adventure of the bear from Darkest Peru into...a heist film. The second turns into an outright Mission Impossible film. On the surface, that should not connect. That should not make sense. That should actually worry people who love the Paddington books. And yet, he makes it work, and it's due to a few things. The first is that he preserves the characters, especially the central bear. Paddington in the film is warm, open-hearted, and almost Pollyanna-esque in his ability to simply make people's lives better around him. The one character who seems to start the furthest away from the source is the patriarch of the Brown family, Mr. Brown played by Hugh Bonneville, who spends the first half of the first movie trying to kick Paddington out of the house until he realizes that Paddington is part of the family and worthy of not only housing but his protection. That preservation of sweet characterization balances with the more adult approach to narrative in the use of genre conventions that usually don't show up in children's movies. The stakes are appropriate for the family movie space (though, let's be honest, Nicole Kidman desiring taxidermy directed at Paddington is perhaps a tad on the extreme side of things), but the conventions of heist filmmaking suddenly place the character in a kind of film enjoyed by many adults without going super violent. The tone remains cheerful and jaunty and innocent, even while the stakes are elevated from the books and the plot mechanics deal in a group of people breaking into a place, all using their special skills in unique ways (which the films use as a source of comedy), to rescue someone from a terrible fate. And the second one escalates to an extended train sequence against Hugh Grant as the antagonist right out of the first Mission Impossible film. And King makes the connection explicit by using the Mission Impossible theme at one point in the first film. The third, directing duties taken over by Dougal Wilson with a trio of writers, takes the film in a more adventure direction, sending Paddington and the Browns into the jungles of Peru to search for Aunt Lucy who has gone missing. Here, Antonio Bandares wants Paddington for his own greedy ends, and we have the preservation of character and silly episodes strung along an adventure plot that retains the charm of the first two films. These are such weird, out of left-field choices, and yet King and Wilson make them work wonderfully well. It's that balance between innocence in character, preserved from the stories, and a structure taken from more adult-orientated fare that can carry a whole film. It's not just a series of individual episodes loosely strung together. They are self-contained stories. Episodes ![]() When thinking of the Paddington stories, they feel more like fodder for a children's television show than a feature film. They last only a few minutes. They have no real stakes. They're over and done with without much changing from one to the next. And yet, in terms of adaptation, King does not discard them completely. In fact, he integrates individual stories shockingly well. The most famous example would be the adaption of the first book, A Bear Called Paddington, into, essentially, the first thirty minutes of the first film. However, it'sthe book Paddington at the Barber Shop that gets the best utilization. It happens in the second film. Paddington needs money to purchase a pop-up book for his Aunt Lucy's birthday (in the story, he is trying to help his friend Mr. Gruber pay for a broken vase). So, he gets a job at the barber where he has some mishaps and accidentally ruins the hair of a customer. However, the film uses this expertly to help progress the story because the customer is a magistrate judge who gets the case of Paddington when he's framed for theft of the pop-up book by Phoenix Buchanan (Grant). So, with animus towards the bear, the judge sentences Paddington to prison. It's a recreation of one of the more famous Paddington stories that is integrated perfectly into the actual plot of the book, acting as a bridge for both plot (Paddington's efforts to make money) and character (the judge's ill feelings towards Paddington). It's shockingly good writing. It's also, I think, one reason why the films are so beloved. Retaining individual episodes (with some changes, like the extent of damage Paddington does, especially in the first film's bathroom episode) while integrating them with the plot makes them flow without standing out while giving audiences recreations of things they love while also never feeling like they're just there for fan service. They're part of the stories. Family ![]() It's something of a joke to say that a movie is about family at this point, but, really, the Paddington films are all about family. In the first one, Paddington finds his adopted family, the Browns. In the second, it's about bridging the gap between his new family and his old family (Aunt Lucy) with the book all while his family learns the unappreciated importance he holds in their lives. In the third, it's about digging into Paddington's past and finding his true family (the second film established the Aunt Lucy and Uncle Pastuzo had found Paddington in the river near their home in the jungle). However, that's not all. Remember that moment when you realized that the movie Aliens was about pitting two mothers against each other (Ripley and the Alien Queen), and you went, "Wow, this is really well written. I had no idea." Well, the Paddington films do something similar. In the first film, the antagonist is Nicole Kidman's Millicent Clyde, the daughter of the British explorer who found Aunt Lucy and Uncle Pastuzo but did not bring a specimen back for stuffing. So, decades later, she wants to make up for her father's failings by stuffing Paddington. In the second film, it's Hugh Grant's Phoenix Buchanan, an actor in a long line of actors who has fallen on hard times (he stars in dog food commercials now) and wants to find the pop-up book in question which is actually a treasure map his grandfather tried to steal unsuccessfully which will help him back on his feet. In the third, it's Antonio Bandares' Hunter Cabot, the latest in a line of a cursed family looking for El Dorado who discovers that Paddington is the key to that discovery. So, in all three films, Paddington is looking for family, and in all three films, his antagonist are looking to correct mistakes using their family past in some way. It's an interlacing of character motivations that point to a thematic point about the importance of family and one's place in it that is consistent across all three films. It's, again, solid writing. Universality ![]() I've touched on this, but I have to emphasize how these family movies really are...family movies. They are not children's movies. They are films that can be enjoyed from children to the more...cynically minded. It's the combination of the innocence of Paddington, his Pollyana-esque qualities on those around him, and the conventions of the films around them that appeal to more adult sensibilities regarding plot, pacing, and the basic conventions of setup and payoff. I've seen my fair share of children's movies where the only adult appeal is in-jokes that quickly wear out their welcome. Paddington and its sequels simply work as films on their own without being cloying. I adore all three, finding the trio of adventures to be marvelous jaunts through London and the jungles of Darkest Peru with wonderful comedy (Brendan Gleeson is perfect as the hard-nosed convict who gets softened with the discovery of marmalade in the second one and Olivia Colman is hilarious in the third one as a singing, not at all suspicious, nun), and they have the tight story structure and storytelling one would expect from the best of thrillers and adventure films. They are not just prime entertainments that can entertain children, they are prime examples of their genres. And that is why I recommend them to you now. If you have time for only one, make it Paddington 2, but the entire trilogy is a marvelous creation, filled with life, joy, and sheer entertainment value. These are absolutely endearing and delightful jaunts, and I highly recommend you discover them for yourselves. 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Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at June 07, 2025 07:46 PM (xcxpd) 2
Also, never ever seen anything about Paddington in any medium.
I have seen Clifford and read the books as a kid. I'll consider adding it to my watch list but I got a lot of Ozu to get through first ![]() Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at June 07, 2025 07:47 PM (xcxpd) 3
We saw the Paddington in Peru movie. It was silly, I liked the first one better.
Posted by: Piper at June 07, 2025 07:49 PM (p4NUW) 4
Which character did Paddington play in Prometheus?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2025 07:49 PM (RIvkX) 5
I realize this is a tangent, but Snoopy was emphatically *not* a minor character in the Peanuts ensemble. Only Charlie Brown himself can be considered as central a character to that comic strip.
As for Paddington, I've never had any contact with those stories, but I do remember they did a bit with Queen Elizabeth having tea with him for her 60th jubilee. So as you say, he's got some major resonance with the Brits. Posted by: Dr. T at June 07, 2025 07:51 PM (jGGMD) 6
And I think he's full of bunk. Clifford isn't important to Americans. The closest might be Snoopy from Peanuts, but Snoopy was a minor character in an ensemble.
Snoopy, circa 1960s, is the best comparison. Just ask the crew of Apollo 10. Posted by: Chuck C at June 07, 2025 07:52 PM (D0HYP) 7
So this Paddington is kind of a British Winnie the Pooh?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 07, 2025 07:53 PM (/lPRQ) 8
7 So this Paddington is kind of a British Winnie the Pooh?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 07, 2025 07:53 PM (/lPRQ) Isn't Winnie der Pooh British too? Do Brits just like bears? Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at June 07, 2025 07:54 PM (xcxpd) 9
Which character did Paddington play in Prometheus?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2025 07:49 PM (RIvkX) In the original script by Michael Bond, Paddington was originally two characters, M. Pamplemousse a retired detective for the Suretée, and his faithful drug sniffing dog, Pomme Frittes. After mutliple re-writes the character was cut for being "too French" Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2025 07:54 PM (D7oie) 10
I've never heard of this Paddington bear thing.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 07, 2025 07:54 PM (dbmYv) 11
So this Paddington is kind of a British Winnie the Pooh?
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE WINNIE THE POOH IS ALSO BRITISH Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at June 07, 2025 07:54 PM (D0HYP) 12
9 Which character did Paddington play in Prometheus?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2025 07:49 PM (RIvkX) In the original script by Michael Bond, Paddington was originally two characters, M. Pamplemousse a retired detective for the Suretée, and his faithful drug sniffing dog, Pomme Frittes. After mutliple re-writes the character was cut for being "too French" Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2025 07:54 PM (D7oie) Well done Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at June 07, 2025 07:55 PM (xcxpd) 13
Catching just end of Final Countdown from 1980, went to movies to see this,
Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2025 07:55 PM (+qU29) 14
Oh, speaking of movies, if you want some decent trash, check out 'The King of New York'. Christopher Walken, Lawrence Fishburne, David Carose. Crime drama. Lots of gunfire and titties too.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at June 07, 2025 07:56 PM (xcxpd) 15
I was an early reader and as a result skipped a lot of childhood fiction. I read Beverly Cleary but I don't recall her books being adapted. I was science fiction and history only for years. The 70s were mostly a science fiction desert until Star Wars.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2025 07:56 PM (RIvkX) 16
a friend of mine in grade school had a Paddington bear stuffed toy, with the hat and the toggle closed duffle coat.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2025 07:57 PM (D7oie) 17
I love Paddington Bear, the stories were read to me as a child and I read them to my children, They have read them as well, and it was one of the first books I found my now 13 year old laughing as she read it. If y’all remember, she has dyslexia so this was the getting her to read was a struggle all together stage.
Posted by: Piper at June 07, 2025 07:57 PM (pZEOD) Posted by: TJM's phone at June 07, 2025 07:57 PM (GBKbO) 19
Wasn't Paddington the movie discussed in The Unbearable Weight of Awesome Talent.
Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2025 07:57 PM (VofaG) 20
The 70s were mostly a science fiction desert until Star Wars.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2025 07:56 PM (RIvkX) Wut? Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at June 07, 2025 07:58 PM (xcxpd) 21
>> So this Paddington is kind of a British Winnie the Pooh?
More like a British Thomas the Tank Engine. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 07, 2025 07:58 PM (l3YAf) 22
After mutliple re-writes the character was cut for being "too French"
Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2025 07:54 PM (D7oie) ==== But of course! /silly fwench accent Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2025 07:58 PM (RIvkX) 23
The paddington movies are perfect. I was a little
Worried about the 3rd not having the same team but it was still wonderful. Posted by: BruceWayne at June 07, 2025 07:58 PM (MGB5H) 24
Since I started streaming only with Roku, Tubi , Plex , Pluto ,etc I discovered that a lot of A listers have made a lot of crappy movies I've never heard of.
Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2025 07:59 PM (VofaG) 25
2 Also, never ever seen anything about Paddington in any medium.
I have seen Clifford and read the books as a kid. I'll consider adding it to my watch list but I got a lot of Ozu to get through first Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at June 07, 2025 07:47 PM (xcxpd) === Do! Worthwhile. Sometimes, a break from handsome, stately family dramas in 40s and 50s Japan is necessary. Posted by: TJM's phone at June 07, 2025 08:01 PM (GBKbO) 26
Also saw ballerina yesterday. Not quite the heights of the best of John wick. But still fun af. If you wanna see a hot chick bbqing people with a flamethrower while going "wow that was cool" it's worth checking out.
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 07, 2025 08:01 PM (MGB5H) 27
Wut?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at June 07, 2025 07:58 PM (xcxpd) ==== I said "mostly" but I'm willing to entertain... Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2025 08:01 PM (RIvkX) 28
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Isn't Winnie der Pooh British too? Do Brits just like bears? Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at June 07, 2025 07:54 PM (xcxpd) ==== Factoid, Paddington was supposed to be African until Bond's literary agent told him there were no bears there. Posted by: TJM's phone at June 07, 2025 08:02 PM (GBKbO) 29
9 In the original script by Michael Bond, Paddington was originally two characters, M. Pamplemousse a retired detective for the Suretée, and his faithful drug sniffing dog, Pomme Frittes.
After mutliple re-writes the character was cut for being "too French" Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2025 07:54 PM (D7oie) ==== Hilarious. Lol Posted by: TJM's phone at June 07, 2025 08:03 PM (GBKbO) 30
>> Remember that moment when you realized that the movie Aliens was about pitting two mothers against each other (Ripley and the Alien Queen)
But Ripley’s not a mom.. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 07, 2025 08:03 PM (l3YAf) 31
Isn't Winnie der Pooh British too?
Do Brits just like bears? Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at June 07, 2025 07:54 PM (xcxpd) Winnie the Pooh is still my favorite. I even enjoyed the Christopher Robin movie with Ewan McGregor. Posted by: BruceWayne at June 07, 2025 08:03 PM (MGB5H) 32
Kind of a step mom because newf (aktuslly she had a daughter back home)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 07, 2025 08:04 PM (bXbFr) 33
16 a friend of mine in grade school had a Paddington bear stuffed toy, with the hat and the toggle closed duffle coat.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2025 07:57 PM (D7oie) === When Dolley was in Englanf recently, she bought Second Junior a Paddington stuffed animal. I learned that the red wellies were added by the toy company to help the bear stand up. Posted by: TJM's phone at June 07, 2025 08:04 PM (GBKbO) 34
For a few years there was nothing but Star Trek reruns.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2025 08:05 PM (RIvkX) 35
Black Diamonds Everywhere!
Seriously, thanks, TJM. A fascinating essay, about a film trilogy far outside my milieu. And, for the first time in a long time, would like to see the sources. Posted by: Nazdar at June 07, 2025 08:05 PM (NcvvS) 36
23 The paddington movies are perfect. I was a little
Worried about the 3rd not having the same team but it was still wonderful. Posted by: BruceWayne at June 07, 2025 07:58 PM (MGB5H) ==== I was also worried, but the first trailer told me everything was going to be alright. And it was. Posted by: TJM's phone at June 07, 2025 08:05 PM (GBKbO) 37
Who died while she was in cryopod
Interesting how she has become evil corporate suit most recently in the gorge Pretty good film Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 07, 2025 08:06 PM (bXbFr) 38
30 >> Remember that moment when you realized that the movie Aliens was about pitting two mothers against each other (Ripley and the Alien Queen)
But Ripley’s not a mom.. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 07, 2025 08:03 PM (l3YAf) ==== Surrogate mother to Newt with Hicks as the pseudo father. It's a family unit. Posted by: TJM's phone at June 07, 2025 08:06 PM (GBKbO) 39
Never read or watched any Paddington or Winnie the Pooh though they are so popular you at least know the characters .
Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2025 08:06 PM (VofaG) 40
And now, the black diamonds are gone. Thanks again, and good night, all.
Posted by: Nazdar at June 07, 2025 08:06 PM (NcvvS) 41
On the laff channel thet are playing big trouble in little china who carpenter initially envisioned as a dumb western
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 07, 2025 08:08 PM (bXbFr) 42
I was also worried, but the first trailer told me everything was going to be alright. And it was.
Posted by: TJM's phone at June 07, 2025 08:05 PM (GBKbO) 100 Posted by: BruceWayne at June 07, 2025 08:09 PM (MGB5H) 43
Jack is supposed to be a parody of john wayne
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 07, 2025 08:09 PM (bXbFr) 44
Is anyone else getting audio from a radio broadcast of normandy on the main page? Is that leaking out of Friday's morning post somehow?
Posted by: banana Dream at June 07, 2025 08:10 PM (cduTK) 45
For a few years there was nothing but Star Trek reruns.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2025 08:05 PM (RIvkX) Dark Star , Space Odyssey 2001, Lost in Space. Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2025 08:10 PM (VofaG) 46
Yes that seems nice
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 07, 2025 08:11 PM (bXbFr) 47
We just got back from our 7 hour roundtrip to pickup our new to us dog. She is 18 mos old and is a mix of chihuahua, corgi and dachshund. She is adorable and so far is adjusting well to her big brother the shih tzu. Our daughter couldn't keep her in her apartment any longer, so she asked us to take Daisy because she knows we are saps, lol. One great thing is she is trained to sleep in her crate at night. So, dogs are our hobby, lol. Posted by: four seasons at June 07, 2025 08:11 PM (3ek7K) 48
#20
Yes, until the boom triggered by Star Wars, it could be difficult for a kid who was a big reader to find anything new and good because the average non-specialty bookstore's SF section was just two or three shelves wide and mostly taken up with stuff that had been in print for decades and you'd read all of years earlier. Used bookstores were valuable, not just because of the prices but because of so much material that had long since gone out of print. It was great for me when my mother started seeing a doctor in some specialty that wasn't covered in Thousand Oaks then, because it brought us within walking distance of the 'A Change of Hobbit' bookstore. So much stuff I'd never see almost anywhere else, because it didn't sell fast enough for the big chains to bother after its first year of publication. On one visit, I noticed a sign hung on a bulletin board near the entrance, recruiting participants for a short movie parody of 'Star Wars'. This appeared a few month later as 'Hardware Wars'. Posted by: Epobirs at June 07, 2025 08:12 PM (/0z9K) 49
Who died while she was in cryopod
Interesting how she has become evil corporate suit most recently in the gorge Pretty good film Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 07, 2025 08:06 PM (bXbFr) And in Cabin in the Woods, though that was more a cameo. Posted by: Dr. T at June 07, 2025 08:13 PM (jGGMD) 50
Yeah Friday's morning report is autoplaying for me on the main mage for some reason. It didn't do that until today.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 07, 2025 08:14 PM (cduTK) 51
I had a bear my uncle named Paddington. Never read the books.
My daughter is a Roblox Minecraft kid but has no interest in the movie. Posted by: Accomack at June 07, 2025 08:14 PM (RBD82) Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 07, 2025 08:15 PM (bXbFr) 53
My daughter is a Roblox Minecraft kid but has no interest in the movie.
Posted by: Accomack at June 07, 2025 08:14 PM (RBD82) She Hobbit saw the Minecraft movie with her chillens and told me even tho she didn't know anything about it it was a ton of fun Posted by: BruceWayne at June 07, 2025 08:15 PM (MGB5H) 54
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She Hobbit saw the Minecraft movie with her chillens and told me even tho she didn't know anything about it it was a ton of fun Posted by: BruceWayne at June 07, 2025 08:15 PM (MGB5H) === It wears out it's welcome after the twelfth viewing. Posted by: TJM's phone at June 07, 2025 08:16 PM (GBKbO) 55
It wears out it's welcome after the twelfth viewing.
Posted by: TJM's phone at June 07, 2025 08:16 PM (GBKbO) Hah! Assume one of the kiddos likes it? Posted by: BruceWayne at June 07, 2025 08:18 PM (MGB5H) 56
Straight-Jacket on Svengoolie tonight.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2025 08:19 PM (63Dwl) 57
Didn't come to kill Caesar either, but I got 'em.
_Brutus Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 07, 2025 08:19 PM (7b6E5) 58
I think the difference in scale between the UK and US might have something to do with no one character being as influential for us as Paddington was for UK kids. Beverly Cleary was big but I didn't realize how old the books already were when I read them. Though she was in Maine, I thought maybe she knew Thousand Oaks because several of her characters went to a Glenwood Elementary School. So did I! Many years later I found there was as many schools called Glenwood in the US as cities named Springfield. (Most of the schools in the Conejo Valley USD were named for trees.)
It seemed a given in my region that any kid who was much of a reader had read some Beverly Cleary but I've met people my age who had no recognition of the name and thought the characters were created for 80s TV shows, although they were first published in the 50s. Posted by: Epobirs at June 07, 2025 08:19 PM (/0z9K) 59
Read today that Taylor Sheridan is trying to get the rights to Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 07, 2025 08:19 PM (MGB5H) 60
55 It wears out it's welcome after the twelfth viewing.
Posted by: TJM's phone at June 07, 2025 08:16 PM (GBKbO) Hah! Assume one of the kiddos likes it? Posted by: BruceWayne at June 07, 2025 08:18 PM (MGB5H) ==== Junior went out of his way to do extra chores to earn $25 to purchase the streaming version as soon as it was available. He started it before dinner today and was reciting every line of the movie along with it. Posted by: TJM's phone at June 07, 2025 08:19 PM (GBKbO) 61
Films are reaching the robot chicken event horizon
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 07, 2025 08:19 PM (bXbFr) 62
Our 11 y/o grandson is into Minecraft. Of course, we old fogies don't get it, lol. He is also a wizard assembling Lego sets. I have a new one for him that has 3,000 pieces and he'll have it assembled in no time. Posted by: four seasons at June 07, 2025 08:20 PM (3ek7K) 63
With board games as pitches well already with battleship
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 07, 2025 08:20 PM (bXbFr) 64
Beverly Cleary lived in Portland and the neighborhood she described was in Portland.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2025 08:21 PM (D7oie) 65
Junior went out of his way to do extra chores to earn $25 to purchase the streaming version as soon as it was available.
He started it before dinner today and was reciting every line of the movie along with it. Posted by: TJM's phone at June 07, 2025 08:19 PM (GBKbO) Okay that's funny. I remember being like that with certain movies as a kid. Posted by: BruceWayne at June 07, 2025 08:21 PM (MGB5H) 66
Back when robot chicken was good
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 07, 2025 08:21 PM (bXbFr) 67
The 70s were mostly a science fiction desert until Star Wars.
Posted by: San Franpsycho Wiki lists 235 sci-fi movies from the 70s. Includes a lot of crossover and some TV shows in their list. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 07, 2025 08:22 PM (/lPRQ) 68
Well silent running pass westworld phase 5 saturn 3 (,i seebwhat you mean)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 07, 2025 08:23 PM (bXbFr) 69
Saw some movies this week, "Re-Animator" in 4K, well worth seeing, "Invaders from Mars" in 4K, worth seeing for the most appropriate "dream" ending ever (and W.C. Menzies's awesome production design). "Spies," a silent Fritz Lang film well worth your time (and it's very long). TJM didn't like it much but I did. "Gimme Shelter," a documentary about when the Stones went from "The Rolling Stones--exciting band" to "The Rolling Stones--It's The Stones, man," ie when they just got their throne and stopped caring. (At least as I see it.)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 07, 2025 08:23 PM (CHHv1) 70
Dark Star , Space Odyssey 2001, Lost in Space.
Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2025 08:10 PM (VofaG) ==== Very questionable choices if you want to include movies. Rollerball, Logan's Run, and Soylent Green much better. Lost in Space? No. I remember the girls in my neighborhood forcing me to play Lost in Space. Girls! Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2025 08:23 PM (RIvkX) 71
I see what you mean
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 07, 2025 08:23 PM (bXbFr) 72
Saw the 3-hour version of "Waterworld," which is "The Road Warrior" with boats. Mostly dreary, but with a very fun performance by Dennis Hopper. He was the best thing about it. I wish he'd been the lead, instead of plank of wood Kevin Costner.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 07, 2025 08:24 PM (CHHv1) 73
Blue ray enjoyable trash with "The Beast Within" and "Mars Attacks."
Most interesting viewing was the Crterion set of Karel Zeman's films (well, three of them). They're all intersting to various degrees, but "Invention for Destruction" is the most visually interesting film I've seen in ages. It's litereally like nothingu've ever seen before. Right now watching "Major Dundee" while drinking which seems appropriate. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 07, 2025 08:24 PM (CHHv1) 74
Never seen darkstar
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 07, 2025 08:24 PM (bXbFr) 75
The 70s were mostly a science fiction desert until Star Wars.
Posted by: San Franpsycho Wiki lists 235 sci-fi movies from the 70s. Includes a lot of crossover and some TV shows in their list. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 07, 2025 08:22 PM (/lPRQ) I mean Barbarella was 1968 Posted by: BruceWayne at June 07, 2025 08:24 PM (MGB5H) 76
Promethius Bear
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 07, 2025 08:24 PM (/HWjm) 77
She does the Lego Minecraft village stuff. No interest in Lego movies.
She loves birds but I don't think she'd like Hitchcocks' Birds. She loved Bolt and the Sonic movies. Posted by: Accomack at June 07, 2025 08:26 PM (RBD82) 78
She does the Lego Minecraft village stuff. No interest in Lego movies.
She loves birds but I don't think she'd like Hitchcocks' Birds. She loved Bolt and the Sonic movies. Posted by: Accomack at June 07, 2025 08:26 PM (RBD82 The Sonic movies are also great. 3rd one especially. Posted by: BruceWayne at June 07, 2025 08:27 PM (MGB5H) 79
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Ripley had a daughter who was discussed briefly early in the script for 'Aliens' but that scene was cut to be shorter. Ripley was intended to only be gone for a year or so on the Nostromo, returning by Amanda's 11th birthday but was in the cryopod for decades. Thus her daughter grew up without her. The game Alien: Isolation has Amanda Ripley in her mid-20s as the lead character. https://www.sega.com/alien-isolation/alien-isolation Posted by: Epobirs at June 07, 2025 08:27 PM (/0z9K) 80
Wiki lists 235 sci-fi movies from the 70s. Includes a lot of crossover and some TV shows in their list.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 07, 2025 08:22 PM (/lPRQ) I was looking for an old review of some films from 1969 in Archives, and I was amazed at how many films came out that year according to the trades. The downtown cineplex in Salem closed this month, leaving one department store and a dollar general surviving on the main drag into town. Theater is not doing well and I don't know if it is the economy, the industry or the feral homeless Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2025 08:28 PM (D7oie) 81
Major Dundee marmalade
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 07, 2025 08:28 PM (/HWjm) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2025 08:28 PM (63Dwl) Posted by: BruceWayne at June 07, 2025 08:29 PM (MGB5H) 84
Bolt is a Pixar movie that went nowhere.
I was surprised that Sonic's human hosts were a mixed hetero couple. Posted by: Accomack at June 07, 2025 08:29 PM (RBD82) 85
There were a couple of planet of the apes offering
Damnation alley also scifi in the apocalypse genre Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 07, 2025 08:30 PM (bXbFr) Posted by: four seasons at June 07, 2025 08:31 PM (3ek7K) 87
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I'm sorry I posted about our new dog in the movie thread. I meant to post in the hobby thread. Posted by: four seasons at June 07, 2025 08:31 PM (3ek7K) Puppy posts are always welcome. Posted by: BruceWayne at June 07, 2025 08:32 PM (MGB5H) 88
Dundee marmalade is pretty good.
Posted by: Accomack at June 07, 2025 08:32 PM (RBD82) 89
Bolt is actually a Disney animation movie. And it's fun
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 07, 2025 08:33 PM (MGB5H) 90
Never go wrong with puppy posts
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 07, 2025 08:33 PM (bXbFr) 91
'Dark Star' can seen for free on YouTube. It can be a bit of a slog but I loved it as a kid because it poked so many holes in the typical SF movie tropes. It was required viewing to understand a lot of in-jokes among my social circle in the 80s and 90s.
One of the few occasions when I found myself in deep disagreement with Red Letter Media when they did a rated rundown of John Carpenter's career. Posted by: Epobirs at June 07, 2025 08:34 PM (/0z9K) 92
My wife asked me if they ever made a movie about constipation.
I told her, yes they did. But it never came out. Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2025 08:34 PM (0DU0m) 93
Thanks i did here o bannon and company who later did alien were behind it
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 07, 2025 08:35 PM (bXbFr) Posted by: Toad-0 at June 07, 2025 08:35 PM (cct0t) 95
My wife asked me if they ever made a movie about constipation.
I told her, yes they did. But it never came out. Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2025 08:34 PM (0DU0m) Johnny Mnemonic Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2025 08:35 PM (D7oie) 96
94 I never thought of Peru as a place where you might find bears.
Posted by: Toad-0 at June 07, 2025 08:35 PM (cct0t) === Apparently, a few species. I don't think they actually live in a secret, hidden refuge behind Machu Pichu, though. They do, in fact, make the best marmalade. Highly sought after. Posted by: TJM's phone at June 07, 2025 08:37 PM (GBKbO) 97
O'Bannon is in the movie as Sgt. Pinback, though that isn't his real name, as explained in the movie.
Posted by: Epobirs at June 07, 2025 08:38 PM (/0z9K) 98
You all amaze me with your knowledge of movies. Hell, I have to check my driver's license every morning so I know my name, lol. Posted by: four seasons at June 07, 2025 08:38 PM (3ek7K) 99
They caught a black bear on a gas station cam in Savoy, Texas about 20 miles from the house. Didn't know there were bears in this part of Texas.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2025 08:39 PM (0DU0m) 100
The more useless the information, like movie trivia, the more likely I'll retain it unto my death.
Posted by: Epobirs at June 07, 2025 08:41 PM (/0z9K) 101
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You all amaze me with your knowledge of movies. Hell, I have to check my driver's license every morning so I know my name, lol. Posted by: four seasons at June 07, 2025 08:38 PM (3ek7K) === I have to hide it most of the time. This is my outlet. Many thanks to ace. Posted by: TJM's phone at June 07, 2025 08:41 PM (GBKbO) 102
Disney? Wow, it lacked pedo and tranny stuff. Must've been disowned by the Mouse.
Posted by: Accomack at June 07, 2025 08:43 PM (Bbhox) 103
Iconic American cartoon character? Bugs Bunny.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 07, 2025 08:45 PM (d1dHP) 104
20 The 70s were mostly a science fiction desert until Star Wars.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 07, 2025 07:56 PM (RIvkX) Wut? Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at June 07, 2025 07:58 PM (xcxpd) Space: MCMXCIX Posted by: Cow Demon at June 07, 2025 08:46 PM (vm8sq) 105
Titles, cast lists, source novels, bits of dialog, and assorted trivia re: movies I saw 40, 50, 60 years ago -- got 'em down solid. Conversations from last Tuesday -- huh? what?
Grey matter that I could be putting to good use is tied up with this stuff. Oh, well... Posted by: Just Some Guy at June 07, 2025 08:47 PM (q3u5l) 106
Titles, cast lists, source novels, bits of dialog, and assorted trivia re: movies I saw 40, 50, 60 years ago -- got 'em down solid. Conversations from last Tuesday -- huh? what?
Grey matter that I could be putting to good use is tied up with this stuff. Oh, well... Posted by: Just Some Guy at June 07, 2025 08:47 PM (q3u5l) Movie shit and sing lyrics. What else you need a brain for. Posted by: BruceWayne at June 07, 2025 08:48 PM (MGB5H) 107
Iconic American cartoon character? Bugs Bunny.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 07, 2025 08:45 PM (d1dHP) Yes but he was just a cartoon character. Didn't come from a different medium. Posted by: BruceWayne at June 07, 2025 08:50 PM (MGB5H) 108
"Movie shit and sing lyrics. What else you need a brain for."
Well, it'd be nice if I'd memorized and retained a bit more poetry along the way. Posted by: Just Some Guy at June 07, 2025 08:50 PM (q3u5l) 109
Disney? Wow, it lacked pedo and tranny stuff. Must've been disowned by the Mouse.
Posted by: Accomack at June 07, 2025 08:43 PM (Bbhox) It was 2008. Well before Disney went full ghey. Posted by: BruceWayne at June 07, 2025 08:51 PM (MGB5H) 110
Well, it'd be nice if I'd memorized and retained a bit more poetry along the way.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at June 07, 2025 08:50 PM (q3u5l) There once was a man from Nantucket... Posted by: BruceWayne at June 07, 2025 08:52 PM (MGB5H) 111
Well, it'd be nice if I'd memorized and retained a bit more poetry along the way.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at June 07, 2025 08:50 PM (q3u5l) "There once was a man from Nantucket..." Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 07, 2025 08:53 PM (d1dHP) 112
Don't mind the horde mind.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2025 08:53 PM (63Dwl) 113
OT:
LoL!! CNN showing a live broadway version of 'Good Night and Good Luck' with George Clooney. LoL!! Enjoy getting trounced in the ratings by the Savannah Bananas and an NHRA Qualifying replay. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 07, 2025 08:55 PM (W3T6M) 114
"There once was a man from Nantucket..."
I've managed to retain some classic verse, though. Little Willie shot his sister. She was dead before we missed her. Willie's always up to tricks. Ain't he cute? He's only six." They don't write 'em like that any more. Posted by: Just Some Guy at June 07, 2025 08:55 PM (q3u5l) 115
We were shown Paddington Bear on a film projector in elementary school one time. First grade, I am sure.
Never again anyplace else after that. Posted by: Cow Demon at June 07, 2025 08:55 PM (vm8sq) 116
LoL!! CNN showing a live broadway version of 'Good Night and Good Luck' with George Clooney. LoL!! Enjoy getting trounced in the ratings by the Savannah Bananas and an NHRA Qualifying replay.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 07, 2025 08:55 PM (W3T6M) Ya I saw that advertised on max the other day. Just laughed and said no one is watching that. Posted by: BruceWayne at June 07, 2025 08:56 PM (MGB5H) 117
I love B movies. Maybe because I can turn my brain off. Also my Dad took us to a lot of drive in movies as a kid. I like most genres but my favorites are B movies, Spaghetti Westerns and film noir. Last weeks flicks:
The Quartermass Xperiment --1955 This is the movie that got Hammer Films on the upward trend. British sci fi. Brian Donlevy as Quartermass plays a real jerk, A great character. Agent 505-Death Trap Beirut - 1966 A poor man's James Bond.A euro spy flick, of which there were many. Cool to see 1966 era Beirut. Frederick Stafford is Richard Blake Agent 505. Gadgets, beautiful women, great locations and creepy bad guys. Easy way to spend 90 minutes. Seance on a Wet Afternoon -- 1964 Not what you think.A little British thriller. Richard Attenborough and Kim Stanley are great. Great music, unsettling throughout. Stanley was nominated for best actress.Lost to Mary Poppins. The Damned Don't Cry -- 1950 IMO, one of Joan Crawford's best. Film Noir with no axes and no children were harmed. The Creators. -- 1972 Roger Forman uncredited executive producer during his early New World era. Giant fire balls run over slow moving people and burn them ashes. Chow Posted by: Milotull, B movie guy at June 07, 2025 08:57 PM (iL+fp) 118
I've managed to retain some classic verse, though.
Little Willie shot his sister. She was dead before we missed her. Willie's always up to tricks. Ain't he cute? He's only six." They don't write 'em like that any more. Posted by: Just Some Guy Here lies Les Moore. Shot thru the heart by a .44. No Les, no more. Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2025 08:58 PM (0DU0m) 119
LoL!! CNN showing a live broadway version of 'Good Night and Good Luck' with George Clooney. LoL!! Enjoy getting trounced in the ratings by the Savannah Bananas and an NHRA Qualifying replay. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 07, 2025 08:55 PM (W3T6M) … You are fucking kidding. Posted by: Cow Demon at June 07, 2025 08:58 PM (vm8sq) 120
I unfortunately watched the Banshees of Inishiren, again and have decided it's one of the best acted worst movies of all time.
I absolutely hate every second of that film. Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 07, 2025 08:59 PM (XV/Pl) 121
Seance on a Wet Afternoon -- 1964 Not what you think.A little British thriller. Richard Attenborough and Kim Stanley are great. Great music, unsettling throughout. Stanley was nominated for best actress.Lost to Mary Poppins. That was on TCM a few months ago. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2025 08:59 PM (63Dwl) 122
LoL!! CNN showing a live broadway version of 'Good Night and Good Luck' with George Clooney. LoL!! Enjoy getting trounced in the ratings by the Savannah Bananas and an NHRA Qualifying replay.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 07, 2025 08:55 PM (W3T6M) Spoiler alert it ends with a reel of Trump is Hitler. Posted by: BruceWayne at June 07, 2025 09:00 PM (MGB5H) 123
This past week I saw my first bearded lady not in a sideshow, at least I believe it was a lady. These things are hard to know today.
Posted by: Eromero at June 07, 2025 09:01 PM (LHPAg) 124
My wife asked me if they ever made a movie about constipation.
I told her, yes they did. But it never came out. Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2025 08:34 PM * scribbles notes about a possible treatment centered around the protagonist and his breakthrough of finally being able to discuss with his therapist the qualities his ex lacks. * Posted by: J. Random Showrunner at June 07, 2025 09:02 PM (0sNs1) 125
6 And I think he's full of bunk. Clifford isn't important to Americans. The closest might be Snoopy from Peanuts, but Snoopy was a minor character in an ensemble.
Snoopy, circa 1960s, is the best comparison. Just ask the crew of Apollo 10. Posted by: Chuck C at June 07, 2025 07:52 PM (D0HYP) I was born in 59... don't remember ever reading any Clifford books... they may not have been 'that' popular before I aged out of the genre. Posted by: Romeo13 at June 07, 2025 09:02 PM (mP0Kj) 126
My wife asked me if they ever made a movie about constipation.
I told her, yes they did. But it never came out. Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2025 08 Human centipede? Posted by: BruceWayne at June 07, 2025 09:02 PM (MGB5H) 127
* scribbles notes about a possible treatment centered around the protagonist and his breakthrough of finally being able to discuss with his therapist the qualities his ex lacks. *
Posted by: J. Random Showrunner Golf clap. Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2025 09:03 PM (0DU0m) 128
This past week I saw my first bearded lady not in a sideshow, at least I believe it was a lady. These things are hard to know today.
Posted by: Eromero at June 07, 2025 09:01 PM Would you like me to demonstrate an easy-to-detect test? Posted by: Crocodile Dundee at June 07, 2025 09:03 PM (0sNs1) 129
Agent 505-Death Trap Beirut - 1966 A poor man's James Bond.A euro spy flick, of which there were many. Cool to see 1966 era Beirut. Frederick Stafford is Richard Blake Agent 505. Gadgets, beautiful women, great locations and creepy bad guys. Easy way to spend 90 minutes.
The Paris of the Middle East Posted by: Cow Demon at June 07, 2025 09:03 PM (vm8sq) 130
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Seance on a Wet Afternoon -- 1964 Not what you think.A little British thriller. Richard Attenborough and Kim Stanley are great. Great music, unsettling throughout. Stanley was nominated for best actress.Lost to Mary Poppins. That was on TCM a few months ago. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2025 08:59 PM (63Dwl) Speaking of awards... never knew that the TV show the Monkies? won an emmy. Posted by: Romeo13 at June 07, 2025 09:04 PM (mP0Kj) 131
I was born in 59... don't remember ever reading any Clifford books... they may not have been 'that' popular before I aged out of the genre.
Posted by: Romeo13 '62 here. It was Dick doing Jane up the hill. Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2025 09:04 PM (0DU0m) 132
129 Agent 505-Death Trap Beirut - 1966 A poor man's James Bond.A euro spy flick, of which there were many. Cool to see 1966 era Beirut. Frederick Stafford is Richard Blake Agent 505. Gadgets, beautiful women, great locations and creepy bad guys. Easy way to spend 90 minutes.
The Paris of the Middle East Posted by: Cow Demon at June 07, 2025 09:03 PM (vm8sq) And now the Middle East is moving to Paris... Posted by: Romeo13 at June 07, 2025 09:04 PM (mP0Kj) 133
Mrs D is watching a three part series called Master of the Moor staring an early Colin Firth. This is one fu*ked up show.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2025 09:05 PM (W/lyH) 134
Fort Sumter?
Fox News@FoxNews BREAKING: President Trump to deploy National Guard to LA as anti-ICE riots rage
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not 135
Fox News@FoxNews
BREAKING: President Trump to deploy National Guard to LA as anti-ICE riots rage Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not at June 07, 2025 09:06 PM (L/fGl) 48 arrests last night Posted by: BruceWayne at June 07, 2025 09:07 PM (MGB5H) 136
Diogenes --
Is that Master of the Moor one of the Ruth Rendell adaptations? Thinking of watching that, but hadn't gotten around to it yet. Is it good fu*ked up, or fu*ked up fu*ked up? Posted by: Just Some Guy at June 07, 2025 09:09 PM (q3u5l) 137
And there's still Juneteenth and the rest of Pride Mouth.
Posted by: Eromero at June 07, 2025 09:09 PM (LHPAg) 138
Eh, some Commissar Judge will let them all go
Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2025 09:10 PM (+qU29) 139
Eh, some Commissar Judge will let them all go
Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2025 09:10 PM (+qU29) Prly not since it's federal. The LA DA has no say Posted by: BruceWayne at June 07, 2025 09:12 PM (MGB5H) 140
122 LoL!! CNN showing a live broadway version of 'Good Night and Good Luck' with George Clooney. LoL!! Enjoy getting trounced in the ratings by the Savannah Bananas and an NHRA Qualifying replay.
Posted by: Puddleglum Heh. Son #1 just asked me if I wanted to go for the 4th year in a row to the NHRA PNW Nationals in July. It’s a blast! Posted by: nurse ratched at June 07, 2025 09:13 PM (mT+6a) 141
Which character did Paddington play in Prometheus?"
Jeremy Clarkson. (There. That ought to cross the streams...) Posted by: Man at June 07, 2025 09:13 PM (tubbA) 142
Fox News@FoxNews
BREAKING: President Trump to deploy National Guard to LA as anti-ICE riots rage Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not at Put them into ann outdoor detention center. One old school rotary payphone they can share to call whoever. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 07, 2025 09:14 PM (/lPRQ) 143
Watching Carnival of Souls on TCM
Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2025 09:15 PM (+qU29) 144
134 Fort Sumter?
Fox News@FoxNews BREAKING: President Trump to deploy National Guard to LA as anti-ICE riots rage Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not at June 07, 2025 09:06 PM (L/fGl) Three words: SHOOT TO KILL (Because I favor ending riots) Posted by: Cow Demon at June 07, 2025 09:18 PM (vm8sq) 145
48 arrests last night
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 07, 2025 09:07 PM (MGB5H) Sentenced to stand in the corner for five minutes. Posted by: Cow Demon at June 07, 2025 09:19 PM (vm8sq) 146
BREAKING: President Trump to deploy National Guard to LA as anti-ICE riots rage
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, And You're Not at Put them into ann outdoor detention center. One old school rotary payphone they can share to call whoever. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 07, 2025 09:14 PM (/lPRQ) Make them watch Paddington Bear movies. Posted by: BurtTC at June 07, 2025 09:20 PM (lH8E4) 147
Game 2 of the Beavers and Seminoles. Last nights game was pretty damn entertaining.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 07, 2025 09:21 PM (W3T6M) 148
Make them watch Paddington Bear movies.
Posted by: BurtTC I don't know about that. Might show somebody using an old phone and they might figure out how to call out. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 07, 2025 09:22 PM (/lPRQ) 149
If they tried to make a Clifford movie now, it'd be called "Clifford the Big Gay Transgendered Dog of Color".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2025 09:24 PM (qpyNK) 150
Have ya'll seen that TSA is telling people they can't use their Costco cards to go through airport security. WTH, I knew we had a lot of stupid ass people in our country, but Costco cards? Posted by: four seasons at June 07, 2025 09:25 PM (3ek7K) 151
Skip, watching Carnival of Souls as well. One of my favorite B's. It gets better every time I watch it.
Posted by: Milotull, B movie guy at June 07, 2025 09:28 PM (iL+fp) 152
they tried to make a Clifford movie now, it'd be called "Clifford the Big Gay Transgendered Dog of Color".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2025 09:24 PM (qpyNK) Made one in 2021. It was massive flop. Posted by: BruceWayne at June 07, 2025 09:28 PM (MGB5H) 153
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Made one in 2021. It was massive flop. Posted by: BruceWayne at June 07, 2025 09:28 PM (MGB5H) === And the British actor I mention in the first section was promoting it on Graham Norton. Graham Norton is a fun interview show. Posted by: TJM's phone at June 07, 2025 09:32 PM (GBKbO) 154
If they tried to make a Clifford movie now, it'd be called "Clifford the Big Gay Transgendered Dog of Color".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2025 09:24 PM (qpyNK) "Go Dog Go" ends in a big dumb gay dog party. Do you like my hat? No! Your hat is a big dumb gay dog hat! Posted by: BurtTC at June 07, 2025 09:34 PM (lH8E4) 155
"Go Dog Go" ends in a big dumb gay dog party.
Do you like my hat? Posted by: BurtTC at June 07, 2025 09:34 PM Cut!!! No! Your line is "It's fabulous!" Posted by: Lance Pfoofter, 'Go Dog Go' Director at June 07, 2025 09:37 PM (0sNs1) 156
Diogenes --
Is that Master of the Moor one of the Ruth Rendell adaptations? Thinking of watching that, but hadn't gotten around to it yet. Is it good fu*ked up, or fu*ked up fu*ked up? Posted by: Just Some Guy at June 07, 2025 09:09 PM (q3u5l) *** Yes. It's pretty dark with typical Ryndell twists. You can kind of guess the ending but not all of it. Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2025 09:40 PM (W/lyH) 157
Cut!!!
No! Your line is "It's fabulous!" Posted by: Lance Pfoofter, 'Go Dog Go' Director at June 07, 2025 09:37 PM (0sNs1) Breaking news: Dog actor fired for transphobia. Pedro Pascal hired to replace the dog. Posted by: BurtTC at June 07, 2025 09:42 PM (lH8E4) 158
A little while back a friend and I had to go into Houston. We pull up to a stoplight and some guy pulls behind us honking, yelling and carrying on. We had no idea what he was so pissed about. I get out, my friend says that’s a bad idea. I of course go anyway. Guy gets out of his car, cussing and threatening me. It was clear he was drunk as a skunk and when I finally come into focus, guy runs back to his car. I’m thinking he’s going for a weapon. So I just kinda hold in place for a second. Guy starts pulling crap out of his back seat, and throws it at me. Baby seat, toys, a package of adult diapers. Just anything he could get his hands on. Door to the truck is still open and you can hear Cody Johnson singing She’s Acting Single with that weird steel guitar riff. My friend gets out of the truck, pushes his Stetson up, and he’s laughing so hard he’s gonna puke, after the guy throws some squeaky bear thing he doubles over. Cody’s still singing in the background. It was like a movie. Guy just droves off at the end.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 07, 2025 09:44 PM (fB/cf) 159
Diogenes --
Thanks for the info re Master of the Moor. Kinda like me some dark Ruth Rendell. Will get that puppy on the watch list. Posted by: Just Some Guy at June 07, 2025 09:46 PM (q3u5l) 160
Have ya'll seen that TSA is telling people they can't use their Costco cards to go through airport security.
WTH, I knew we had a lot of stupid ass people in our country, but Costco cards? Posted by: four seasons Tell me that started as a 4chan gag, like the "OK" hand signal meaning "white power." Posted by: mikeski at June 07, 2025 09:48 PM (DgGvY) 161
Thanks for the info re Master of the Moor. Kinda like me some dark Ruth Rendell. Will get that puppy on the watch list.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at June 07, 2025 09:46 PM (q3u5l) *** Have fun. It was interesting but I watched mainly to see Firth. He's a lot younger in this and you can see the actor he is going to become. Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2025 09:48 PM (W/lyH) 162
Guy just droves off at the end.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 07, 2025 09:44 PM (fB/cf) Might not have been a bad idea for someone to call the cops so he doesn't kill anybody. Posted by: BurtTC at June 07, 2025 09:54 PM (lH8E4) 163
Posted by: Cow Demon at June 07, 2025 09:18 PM (vm8sq)
Media is a large part of the problem here... saw an 'article' today that showed a picture of ICE in SWAT gear.... and the caption was 'Do we need this to arrest people doing our dishes'... Uh... they are going after GANG and CARTEL Members... so the answer is... YES. And I'm not one usually in favor of militarized Cops. Posted by: Romeo13 at June 07, 2025 09:56 PM (mP0Kj) 164
By the time the Paddington books came out, I was past the age to be delighted by them.
And no interest as an adult, any more than I have interest in Marvel superheroes, or anime. Zero, zilch, nada. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2025 09:56 PM (NYO9b) 165
WTH, I knew we had a lot of stupid ass people in our country, but Costco cards?
Welcome to Costco. I love you. Posted by: Costco greeter from that movie at June 07, 2025 09:57 PM (D0HYP) 166
Watching end of Jaws, but we know it really couldn't end like that
Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2025 09:57 PM (+qU29) 167
And no interest as an adult, any more than I have interest in Marvel superheroes, or anime. Zero, zilch, nada.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2025 09:56 PM (NYO9b) Apparently the latest comic book has a white Black Panther, so there's that. Posted by: BurtTC at June 07, 2025 09:58 PM (lH8E4) Posted by: Just Some Guy at June 07, 2025 09:59 PM (q3u5l) 169
Apparently the latest comic book has a white Black Panther, so there's that.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 07, 2025 09:58 PM (lH8E4) Make him green, and covered with oozing pustules, and you might have something. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2025 10:00 PM (NYO9b) 170
ONT IS NOOD
Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2025 10:00 PM (+qU29) 171
I watched a movie recently featuring Morgan Freeman, Kevin Spacey and Justin Timberlake. They all phoned it in, the writing was stupid, and the direction was desultory.
It was made in '05, and still noticeably better than anything being made today. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2025 10:02 PM (BI5O2) Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at June 07, 2025 10:03 PM (8hxDK) 173
Trump deployed National Guard in LA because of riot.
Gee, where is the Governor? Guess he can't be disturbed while his largest city burns. Oh, that's right part of it has already burned down a few months ago. Wonder how that clean up is going? Posted by: Case at June 07, 2025 10:09 PM (a1g6Z) 174
watched a movie recently featuring Morgan Freeman, Kevin Spacey and Justin Timberlake. They all phoned it in, the writing was stupid, and the direction was desultory.
It was made in '05, and still noticeably better than anything being made today. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2025 10:02 PM (BI5O2) Edison. It's laughably bad. Posted by: BruceWayne at June 07, 2025 10:18 PM (MGB5H) 175
Curious George would be the only children's book equivalent from US that I can think of.
Maybe characters from Richard Scarry but too many to have just one favorite. Posted by: jimmymcnulty at June 07, 2025 10:29 PM (8gEeQ) 176
Read the Paddington books as a kid was suprised to learn later in life that Jermy Clarkson's)Top Gear, The Grand Tour, and Clarkson's Farm) mom designed the first of the Paddington Bear stuffed toys and the first two went to himself and his sister.
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Uh... they are going after GANG and CARTEL Members... so the answer is... YES.
And I'm not one usually in favor of militarized Cops. Posted by: Romeo13 at June 07, 2025 09:56 PM (mP0Kj) You stroll across the border, you get deported. That’s a serious offense alone. That idea is so vexing to people in this country… Posted by: Cow Demon at June 07, 2025 11:13 PM (2Rbgs) Processing 0.03, elapsed 0.0345 seconds. |
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